the-dark-ages

[lethal kraken]

Ever since god of war came out it seems some of the most popular games have followed the same sort of medieval/ancient theme

[proud heart]

why?

are you on vacation that day?

[solemn flower]

You think the collectors edition’ll still be sold in 3-4 months

[proud heart]

the thing is after launch they are going to be sold out like fresh bread

[solemn flower]

hm

[plain iron]

Bcs, I want them to have room if shit fucks up

[solemn flower]

I don’t have $200 to just drop on a fucking video game

[proud heart]

so after a few months that shi is going to be as high in price as the doom eternal collectors edition

[solemn flower]

I’ll probably take like $50 outta my account every week till I can afford it

cause god damn it I want that statue

[proud heart]

yeah me too

[plain iron]

The eternal collectors edition is like $600aud here

[proud heart]

in what sense?

[proud heart]

in my country the collectors edition of eternal is like 730$ usd

[solemn flower]

where the fuck are you seeing 730

[plain iron]

Say legal issues like last time, or worst case scenario a bitchass employee is being a gremlin

[plain iron]

He's not American

It's the translated cost

[solemn flower]

oh he’s converting it to usd

nvm mb gng

[proud heart]

the only store that sells the collectors edition in chile (my country) sells it at 730$ usd aproximately

[proud heart]

np

[proud heart]

ohhh

[solemn flower]

Almost $750 for a collectors edition video game is absurd

I don’t like the statue THAT much…

[plain iron]

Lemme convert some shit rq

[proud heart]

no no no, 730 FOR THE ETERNAL COLLECTORS

its just so ass

[solemn flower]

OH

was the eternal collectors edition even good

[proud heart]

in my country there is absolutely nothing special about games as a whole

[proud heart]

yes

[plain iron]

It had a wearable slayer helmet iirc

[proud heart]

i cant send a image but look it up

[plain iron]

That shit fucked hard

[proud heart]

the dark ages and eternal are the absolute best

[plain iron]

What was 2016's one?

[proud heart]

a figure of the revenant

nothing big

[solemn flower]

Eternal was pretty much perfect with its game design, like it actually is the closest thing to a perfect video game in the last 25 years

Hope DTDA will be just as good

[proud heart]

still cool tho but nothing big

[proud heart]

yeah

i want to pilot a mech so fucking bad

[plain iron]

Oh that guy

[proud heart]

i cant wait

[plain iron]

THE ATLANS ARE SO COOL

I WANNA KISS EM

[proud heart]

yeah and the dragons too

[plain iron]

Imagine working on the internals for such a beast..

Grease monkey brain go oo

[solemn flower]

I’m super interested in what appears to be a non-linear / Metroidvania-esque world map where each of the levels transition into each other

Unless I looked at it wrong

[proud heart]

if you didnt see in the game dev thingy they said that they wanted to do dragons and mechs a long time ago but couldnt bcs of multiplayer

they scrapped multiplayer to focus on the campaign completely

[graceful lion]

oh hey the chat stopped crying about requirements or no multiplayer

[plain iron]

Fuck call me benny from I have no mouth and I must scream because OOOO

Someone please get that joke

[solemn flower]

Why are people crying about the no multiplayer, Eternal’s multiplayer wasnt even that good

[graceful lion]

i did

[proud heart]

idk why people actually care of multiplayer its actually not that good

[plain iron]

Benny lowkey looks like the slayer lmao

[graceful lion]

oh another complaint was the game looking slow

mfw the modular difficulty:

[plain iron]

I liked fucking over my mates in mp

[proud heart]

yeah bcs they went to the style of the more older games

[plain iron]

I fucking love that tho bcs like

[graceful lion]

usually the newer doom games are slower in trailers than actual gameplay

[plain iron]

For example, nyx doesn't like how doom eternal is so slow. But w that it's so much better

[graceful lion]

so you will definitely find the game being faster

[proud heart]

yeah prob

[solemn flower]

I’m sure it’ll be fun weaving between arachnotron and mancubus projectiles

[graceful lion]

and even if u dont, u have a whole slider to make shit faster

[proud heart]

yall im going to go to sleep bcs in my country its 6:08am

so yeah

[plain iron]

I hope the shield has health

[plain iron]

Night bro

[proud heart]

goodnight yall

[solemn flower]

if they wanted it to be even more like the older games they’d make the run speed ludicrously fast 😂

[plain iron]

So you can't just hide behind it and it can force you to actually move

Goign feral

[forest steeple]

Hm.. I just noticed that in the gameplay sizzle video they released we finally hear a line of dialogue, it's seemingly from the new red villian guy:
"All the power of hell, cowering before one man."
The game description also says:
"...the DOOM Slayer fends off demon hordes as their leader seeks to destroy the Slayer and become the only one that is feared."

So this guys appears to have a fascination with the Slayer being feared by all of hell, and he's also seemingly jealous.. Which is very funny

[solemn flower]

Hope the game ends with the slayer being lowered into the coffin from 2016

[forest steeple]

The campaign probably won't end that way, instead the DLC will

Cause I'm pretty sure it doesn't fit all that well into the timeline

There is a while between the the events of this game and the argenta civil war and the eventual betrayal

[solemn flower]

does the dlc release the same day as the base game?

[forest steeple]

Definitely not

I mean all we know is that there will be DLC

Nothing about it

Not even how many there will be

And with eternal, we didn't know anything about tag until several months after the release

[wheat sigil]

That doesn't change the underlying speed of the combat loop however, so someone wanting it faster is completely valid

But I agree that the trailer is most likely slower than the actual combat

[solemn flower]

I’d assume that’s the case

Eternal’s gameplay trailer made the game look like a leisurely stroll when compared to the shit you actually have to do in-game

[wheat sigil]

Yeah, although TDA will be slower than Eternal

[neon perch]

The skill modifiers better include a Slayer speed slider.

You can't just tweak projectile speed and leave him as is.

[plain iron]

Yes you can

It's the best part abt it

Find ways to avoid something faster

Basically, outsmart bullet

[wheat sigil]

Would be way better if you're given tools to move fast, but they require a certain skill level to be used effectively

[raven pilot]

So, I asked earlier if you guys think or know whether or not Ray tracing will be needed to play Doom The Dark Ages, but I kiiiiind of got sidetracked with the collector's edition. Do you guys know anything about that?

[safe ice]

it will need RTX

[vagrant path]

Battlemode is an aimbot filled shitscape last I checked so I'm happy it's gone

[vagrant path]

Good thing I have the xbox series X on my side

and idtech 7 showed off INSANE optimizations for such a feature

so idtech8 is gonna be insane I imagine

[raven pilot]

fuckkkk I got a 1080 ti :(

I'll have to think of something. Upgrading means getting something similar to a 2080-3080, getting anything below that is somewhat worse other than new hardware related stuff like dlss

[graceful lion]

and dlss is just a shitty way of ghosting to get more frames

[inner comet]

LETS FUCKING GO!

[cedar cloud]

Kar En Tuk

[raven pilot]

It is, but as long as it puts less strain on a build I'd say it's a good thing.

[graceful lion]

well, fair, but if you notice the ghosting, it will be hard to not notice

[raven pilot]

I'm not a frames geek, I still play 60 FPS on 1080p

[graceful lion]

it's definitely a way of producing fake frames

[raven pilot]

So really, my 1080ti is all I could've ever asked for. It was also a gift so you can understand I'm pretty attached to it

[graceful lion]

yeah thats fair

[raven pilot]

Final Fantasy 16 is awesome on it for example. Being forced to get ray tracing is a bit of an issue now.

God this might be the only thing that won't let me get the preorder and the collector's edition. or the game at all

[unkempt thicket]

Do you think we’ll see the return of the 2016-esque death animations in TDA?

[proud vine]

Perhaps

[unkempt thicket]

I could be wrong but I recall reading somewhere that the death anims were cut from Eternal (except the Terminator one) due to pacing. With The Dark Ages being slower than Eternal, maybe it’s about time they should return.

[proud vine]

Only thing im kinda sad about is glory kills being gone

[winter idol]

It makes sense that glory kills are gone, sometimes you can see 100 enemies on screen and you kinda need to kill them wayyyyy faster now

The game wont be slow, just slower than eternal

[shrewd zealot]

do yall think this will be the last doom game?

[proud vine]

Also i wonder how they are gonna deal with the resource stuff without a flamethrower or chainsaw

[winter idol]

Probably not, i believe hugo wants to bring the slayer back continuing after eternal

[safe ice]

yeah, I honestly dont get the whole "the game is slow" argument. it seems quite fast, even without gameplay modifiers

[winter idol]

Resources are gathered from melee weapon strikes

Like hitting shield guys with your shield causes them to explode into armor

[proud vine]

I would say another doom game could come in about 5 years

[safe ice]

just because you arent jumping and quickscoping and ssg hooking every like 5-10 seconds doesnt make it slow

[proud vine]

Oh i didn't notice that, does killing stuff with the shield give ammo?

[chilly wagon]

it looks so good i instantly pre ordered the premium edition

[winter idol]

No, melee strikes, like with the mace does

[chilly wagon]

glory kills

[safe ice]

I remember hearing hugo refer to nu-doom as a trilogy so maybe it is?

but what do I know, Im not the man himself

[winter idol]

Who knows, time will tell

[proud vine]

Well they made me even more exited about the meele combat

[chilly wagon]

i think we will get a quake game then another doom game

[shrewd zealot]

the thing that got me thinking that is they said the ancient gods pt 2 would be "the slayers final conclusion" so i was just worried that one of my fav game series would not continue

[winter idol]

No more taking 100 punches to kill a single undead like in eternal, its 1 as it should be

[chilly wagon]

eternal is amazing but they pushed it to the limits so much so that the dlc is too difficult for casual console players

[winter idol]

Hugo has said in ALOT of interviews that hes going to keep going

Until they run out of ideas

[proud vine]

Also i still don't get what that archvile "glory kill" was since those are technically gone

[chilly wagon]

now that they arent working in covid the dlc's should be great

multiple? idk

[winter idol]

Yea thank fuck

[plain iron]

Definitely not after TAG tho, that shit is hard to go on after

[shrewd zealot]

wow well i hope that they do

[chilly wagon]

tbf i liked TAG

[graceful lion]

i wonder what else theyre gonna add after you killed fucking davoth

[plain iron]

I just want more maykr lore

[graceful lion]

i just want more

[winter idol]

He will just change how the game plays then, reinvent the wheel to make it weird but fun, like they always have

[chilly wagon]

i doubt they are going to expand on that stuff much more, if they were to make another game after eternal, it would be super far in the future

[graceful lion]

peaksoftware 🙏

[plain iron]

I should do anatomy studies w the maykrs

[chilly wagon]

also i like how they mentioned that TDA will end where 2016 starts

[proud vine]

I would love a sequel to eternal where the game starts with the slayer smashing open the sacophagus he's in

[forest steeple]

"Somehow, Davoth returned"

[graceful lion]

he had a totem of undying

[plain iron]

I'll fucking cry.

Hoping it has something to do w the father tho

[graceful lion]

i will sell my newborn, if i get one

[proud vine]

I want vega back ngl

[graceful lion]

he still is there, just not called vega

[plain iron]

I'd do the same if I could have kids

[chilly wagon]

samuel hayden the goat 🤑

[proud vine]

It's not the same 😭

[graceful lion]

well i dont think youd wanna have kids since some of your organs are all kinda fucked up

if you read the labels for epilepsy, they can cause serious issues for pregnant women's babies

[plain iron]

Also when we were shutting vega down yreckon he was scared

[graceful lion]

doomguy?

[winter idol]

[graceful lion]

for sure

welll, maybe

[plain iron]

Yeah well I'm planning on getting the uterus simply removed regardless

[graceful lion]

its just an ai, but he found him super useful

[plain iron]

Nawh, vega

[safe ice]

he has a reboot card trust the lore

[chilly wagon]

fatass

[graceful lion]

well, its an ai

[safe ice]

dont be mean to him

[plain iron]

Like imagine bits of yourself systematically shutting down

[graceful lion]

what the fuck are we gonna do with this guy tho, are we gonna pop hime like a balloon or something

[chilly wagon]

he is the intro villan

you break out of prison

[winter idol]

I could see that happening

[proud vine]

Bro is gonna get cooked in may

[plain iron]

Hoping the maykr court thing is gonna go "hey what the actual fuck-"

[graceful lion]

you can get a similar experience by cutting off your oxygen supply, not that i would recommend it

[forest steeple]

He did say he had regrets, so I think it's possible

[chilly wagon]

im going to miss glory kills looking cool, the new ones will make gameplay feel fluid and great but they wont hit the same

[graceful lion]

"DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT GUY IS, DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD HE WAS DISRESPECTED BY YOU POPPING HIM LIKE A BALLOON??"

[winter idol]

Im fine without glorykills, after playing for hundreds of hours, id prefer if they were faster instakills

[graceful lion]

true

[chilly wagon]

the bloody animations though

[plain iron]

I mean. He's fleshy. So I assume he is killable

[proud vine]

We do see an archvile getting his head cut off like it was a glory kill ngl

[winter idol]

Sure they looked good, but after 100000 of them eh

[graceful lion]

what if we just cooked him alive

probably like 99% fat or someting

[chilly wagon]

after 1000 hours i still enjoy them to a certain extent

[plain iron]

I mean fleshy as in how the khan maykr was, he's just fucking obese

[graceful lion]

deepfried in his own body, god damn

[graceful lion]

ye ye

[winter idol]

I get that, but man chaining a bunch and just 1 hitting them looks so satisfying

[chilly wagon]

true

[shrewd zealot]

fair... they do get a bit repetitive

[chilly wagon]

especially now there are tons of demons on screen and set up like armies, very cool

[plain iron]

Bloods

[winter idol]

Hundreds in fact

[chilly wagon]

ever since eternal and 2016 i have been reminding people that hugo worked on pacific rim (goat movie) and finally we get to use the mechs

[graceful lion]

theres definitely a ton more emphasis on "just fucking run at them"

[chilly wagon]

truly the greatest video game ever made

[plain iron]

Awh man my batshit insane housemate is coming back

MECHS

[graceful lion]

uhh, goodluck i think

[chilly wagon]

average housemate experience tbh

[plain iron]

THOSE ARH FUFKYINY

RHAGRHRG

[graceful lion]

peak, i know

[plain iron]

Yeah but she's a crackhead. It's worse 😭

[proud vine]

I would kill for a pacific rim game ngl

[graceful lion]

ah fuck

[chilly wagon]

xbox 360 pacific rim game

[graceful lion]

that just got like, 90 times worse 😭

[shrewd zealot]

i cant wait to play as the big mech

[chilly wagon]

so cool how they have skins too

[graceful lion]

tbh playing as anything but the slayer might be a low point to me specifically

[chilly wagon]

same with that dragon

[proud vine]

Nah i want one where i can customize my jagear and having it break down with cool physics

[safe ice]

goddd Im still tempted to preorder it

[chilly wagon]

titanfall 3

[plain iron]

I'm gonna do that

[graceful lion]

id be running that shit on like 2 fps lmfao

[proud vine]

Never coming out 😭

[plain iron]

Once I get paid at like 3 in the morning

[shrewd zealot]

hahahaha funny joke

[graceful lion]

gonna buy wukong way before i get TDA

[chilly wagon]

idk if this was a mistake but the second the gameplay trailers dropped i instantly bought the highest tier one i could and didnt look at the price

[plain iron]

I bought a ps5 specially for TDA

[graceful lion]

hahahah half life 3 hahahahaha

[chilly wagon]

#noregrets

[graceful lion]

fuck it we ball

[proud vine]

The moment i saw early acces i wanted to preorder

[plain iron]

I REGRET NOTHING!!!! (postal brainrot)

[shrewd zealot]

hahahahahahahahahhah a new transformers game hahahaha

[chilly wagon]

i didnt get the collectors edition though, but i am thinking about it, would the statue really be worth the extra money?

[graceful lion]

HAHAHAHAH

[plain iron]

I am.

[safe ice]

as for me Im probably getting like 20-40fps on my steam deck. probably more if they overshot the requirements like they did with indiana jones

[plain iron]

Just wait bro a new one is gonna come out on February the 30th

[graceful lion]

im already planning on upgrading my specs, all my shit is first gen or something

[celest sun]

I GOT THE COLLECTORS EDITION

EHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[shrewd zealot]

lies

[graceful lion]

first gen ryzen cpu (runs gow 2018 and ragnarok in a playable fps) and an rx 580 2048sp which is apparently a tad worse than the 580

[plain iron]

YEAHH

[proud vine]

My 4070 might need to work for real with this game

[chilly wagon]

do they ship all the stuff now? or do they wait till the game drops, then ship it

[graceful lion]

id be flabbergasted if it didnt

[chilly wagon]

you are more than fine

4070 super? or base

[proud vine]

Yeah it was a joke

[celest sun]

I am not actually sure. It didnt say anywhere anything about that

[proud vine]

Base

[chilly wagon]

if it were the helmet editions like the previous games i would have got it, but just having a statue doesnt do it for me

[safe ice]

but whatever, I play tf2 at like 15-30fps yet its still the most fun I've ever had in an online FPS. I'll play doom fine so long as its at least stable (tho I can always just change the frame limit if I need to because the steam deck is awesome and lets me do that)

[versed haven]

im getting mine from my local game store so i 100% will have mine day 1

[shrewd zealot]

they wait till the early access comes out

[plain iron]

Typically if you ain't picking it up it's shipped after the release date, but you still get the game digitally

[chilly wagon]

i did the collectors edition thing for stalker 2 but it took a few days for it to arrive so im just going to get it on steam

[proud vine]

I literally bought a new pc "mostly" for this game

[plain iron]

The physical stuff is shipped after the release, the redemption code is instant

I grew up in a family where preordering games was a regular thing

[celest sun]

Bro, I cant even post a pic

[chilly wagon]

rekt

[celest sun]

Sorry Snipping Tool

[chilly wagon]

yeah im upgrading my gpu from a 2070 super to a 7800 xt oc

[plain iron]

It can go in #merch-showcase if it's doom merch related (ie the collectors edition)

[proud vine]

Also nvm just checked my 4070 it's super so im chilling

[plain iron]

Yeah ur fine 😭

[chilly wagon]

4070 super is a super solid card

also the id tech engine is so well optimised its insane (unlike unreal engine 5)

[graceful lion]

im probably gonna go from a ryzen 5 1600/ rx 580 2048sp to a 3700x cpu/ rx 5500 gpu

[shrewd zealot]

do you have to get the collectors edition from the Bethesda online store or can you get it somewhere to pick up in person (example gamestop)

[chilly wagon]

nice, 1080p?

[graceful lion]

yep

[celest sun]

"IMPORTANT NOTICE AND RESTRICTIONS: THIS PRODUCT IS A PRE-SALE ITEM. ORDERS PLACED BEFORE APRIL 30TH, 2025, ARE EXPECTED TO DELIVER BY ON MAY 12TH, 2025, PENDING ANY CARRIER DELAYS."

That is what it says.

[chilly wagon]

yeah okay

[celest sun]

However, when I got an email, it says they are processing my order

[chilly wagon]

sticking to steam this time around

[graceful lion]

i dont care about that 1440/4k/whateverthefuck k stuff

[chilly wagon]

i just have an ultrawide so i have to care about it lol

[graceful lion]

if the graphics are good enough, and i can play the game, thats all i care about

[plain iron]

Depends, if you are buying it from a 3rd party retailer (ie gamestop) it will send you a message saying "hey come pick this up" or a person will deliver it whenever it comes in

[celest sun]

I couldn't agree more. I'm not a computer nerd. I just like killing people in games with good graphics without lag

[proud vine]

Yeah if i can run eternal with everything at max amd get 600 fps i can probably do it with tda and get like 300

[graceful lion]

as long as my bottleneck isnt my frames, im happy

[celest sun]

Who knows and who cares about the magic glowing box?

[plain iron]

It's possible for Americans for same day/week but for Australians like me it can take a month

[chilly wagon]

they seem to have upped the requirements quite a bit, maybe 150 fps tbh

[chilly wagon]

they are collectables

[celest sun]

No I mean Pc's lol

[chilly wagon]

yeah this is why im not getting the collectors edition

[celest sun]

Hhahahaa

[plain iron]

Wow what ass collectables

[chilly wagon]

hahah i thought you were talking about the open world example kek

[plain iron]

It took my slayer statue 3ish weeks to arrive lmao

[shrewd zealot]

i know that part but what i mean is there anywhere you can preorder it now besides the Bethesda online store?

[plain iron]

Possibly, I only know Australian retailers so I can't tell you for sure

Ebgames is sold out here, and I'm praying JBHIFI doesn't sell out before I can get it

[celest sun]

I'm a simple man. I pre-order the thing and later it appears in the postal box. I don't know how it gets there, it just does.

[violet compass]

I'm gonna go broke from the collectors edition, my wallet gonna be crying

[plain iron]

Real tbh

[plain iron]

Doom deadass put me in debt 💀

[violet compass]

I want that slayer statue

[plain iron]

International service fee jumpscare

[unreal tide]

I used afterpay personally

[plain iron]

Bethesda please I'm begging you have Australian warehouses

[civic wren]

Yo why the hell is doom the dark ages 80 euros?

Was that microsoft setting that price or ID?

[shrewd zealot]

AAA game

[unreal tide]

https://tenor.com/view/first-time-meme-first-time-the-ballad-of-buster-scruggs-gif-24656975

[celest sun]

$214.15 for a $199.99 ($200) pre order. The arbitrary addition of 15 dollars (for basic delivery) or $321 (for the fastest delivery)

When I read $321, I shat myself

[civic wren]

So they put mandatory ray tracing, denuvo, increase the price, remove glory kills, the game doesnt look much better than eternal and think thats a good idea

[violet compass]

I doubt they removed glory kills

[celest sun]

I feel bad for Europeans. Might as well take out another mortgage on the house to buy this.

[unreal tide]

Oh my god not this again, they didn't not remove glory kills

[shrewd zealot]

uh yeah that kinda is accurate

[civic wren]

I am sorry but the new "glory kills" arent nearlt as good lets be honest you just launch demons like its zero gravity it isnt as brutal or as satisfying

[shrewd zealot]

again?

[plain iron]

It's $339.95 here w out the shipping.

Australian prices moment

[unreal tide]

Yeah there was a dude a few hours ago trying to say the same thing

[celest sun]

D:

[shrewd zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/prowls-reaction-to-that-info-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-meme-my-reaction-to-that-information-gif-my-honest-reaction-gif-26282255

[civic wren]

New glory kill is literally just pweforming a mele on an stagered enemy and they fly away

[plain iron]

Hey so only 2 doom games actually have glory kills

[celest sun]

I mean. That's cool

[unreal tide]

But we don't know all the options because they said that's one of many

[ebon shale]

Jesus Christ then dont buy the game and stop yapping on the inter web

[civic wren]

Ok but according to what we have been shown so far i think its fair for me to have this worry

[unreal tide]

How is getting more options than ever worrying mate

[plain iron]

It's said that it mimics classic doom.

[civic wren]

They dont look as good?

[plain iron]

Classic doom, doesn't have glory kills.

[celest sun]

I want to watch a Mancubus launch into the air after I rip it apart with the Skullcrusher and ram it with my sheild.

[unreal tide]

The beauty is held in the eyes of the beheader i suppose

[civic wren]

Classis doom doesnt have a shield either whats your point it doesnt have parries?

[plain iron]

I think I'll prefer the electric punch thing, might feel similar to the blood punch

[plain iron]

The point is, they are mimicking classic doom, so no glory kills isn't weird or a bad choice

The shield is new yeah

[celest sun]

Guys, guys, guys... Forget about the glory kills.

Shield with saw....

[plain iron]

LITERALLY

[shrewd zealot]

shield wit saw go brrrrr

[civic wren]

Yeah would be cool to have glory kills with that shield or do glory kills with the mexh on the titans sadly none of that

[plain iron]

I just got jumpscared by deja vu wtf

[unreal tide]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-through-wall-dumb-wall-gif-18326556

[plain iron]

I've been in this situation before 💀

[plain iron]

I feel that

[celest sun]

Lmao

[plain iron]

Oh em gee hi intern guy !!

[shrewd zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ryuji-for-real-persona-5-persona-5-royal-persona-gif-14050933481255530550

[plain iron]

It is a crime we don't get the silly bald man in TDA

I want him to find a way to get into that coat

[celest sun]

We get Fat Maykr instead. To me, that's a good trade off

[plain iron]

Oh my God the intern is a fucking raccoon.

[celest sun]

Especially if it means R34 fart fetish art

[shrewd zealot]

just making sure but TDA means the dark ages right?

[plain iron]

GET OUT

[wheat sigil]

yes

[plain iron]

Yea :3

[unreal tide]

https://tenor.com/view/gotg-what-chris-pratt-starlord-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-11287925

[shrewd zealot]

ok :3

[unreal tide]

America ya : D

[shrewd zealot]

yea >:3

[plain iron]

I want to see the intern kiss the slayer's helmet sadly.

AW WAIT

THATS A GREAT IDEA

[unreal tide]

Bro failed the reference check

[plain iron]

LAPTOP COMEHERE

[plain iron]

HALLO :D HALLO :D HALLO :D

[celest sun]

You know that meme of NSFW Bowser slapping his ass and farting? I want to see Fat Mayker do that.

[plain iron]

GET OUT

LEAVE MY BRAIN

[celest sun]

Lmao

[unreal tide]

ITS TIME TO STOP

[plain iron]

THIS MF NEEDS SOME MILK.

[unreal tide]

Nah they need the whole fuckin cow

[safe ice]

they're gonna send you to places not documented on the world map

[celest sun]

Hhahahahahaha

[plain iron]

Nah I'm lactose intolerant I will just die

[shrewd zealot]

just tolerate it

[plain iron]

God saw my organs and went "ay lmao let's roll a dice" and I got a nat 1 on everything.

[unreal tide]

Hey same lol

That's why I work at Walmart and play Destiny 2 cause I literally can't do anything else lmao

[plain iron]

The only thing that works is my lungs

[plain iron]

REAL. not so much the destiny part but my legs are fucked so I can't do anything

Understandable 😭

I understand mental health issues

[shrewd zealot]

dead game lol ( the funny thing is im sad Destiney 2 is not getting anymore dlc)

[plain iron]

My ass was in the mental ward for the better part of a year

But yeah I'm here for all of y'all

[unreal tide]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-sad-sad-mario-mario-look-phone-sad-look-sad-gif-17200741509957979964

[plain iron]

What, showing basic human respect instead of calling a person a slur (real story.)

[celest sun]

I really think though that good days are ahead with TDA. The gameplay looks solid, it's something new (i.e not Doom Eternal 2), and it's just overall bad-ass. No glory kills or lack of Mick Gordan turn me off from it. I wouldn't be suprised if TDA wins GOTY.

[shrewd zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/virtual-hugs-virtual-hug-gif-27180713

[plain iron]

Nah man

I've been called slurs countless times tho

And barked at bcs I have coloured hair

[lime pilot]

Do collectors bundles usually sell out quickly or do i have time to save up some money?

[wheat sigil]

only thing that worries me is that the gameplay is catering too much towards a very casual audience, and thereby forgets depth and skill expression

[celest sun]

Generally they sell out quickly

[plain iron]

Like... mb bro why does me having red hair force you to bark at me

[shrewd zealot]

alot of people call me the f word alot just trying to relate

[plain iron]

Real tbh

I've been called lesbian slurs more than the f slur

Painful reminder I don't pass well

[shrewd zealot]

im sorry to hear that

[celest sun]

With the sliders, I don't see that much as a concern in all honestly. If people want to cop out and play casually, then they are themsleves to blame for the experience. I know for certain that all those fuckers are being slid to the maximum when I'm playing. Nightmare, sliders set to max!

[plain iron]

But like. I have a (thin as hell) moustache and body hair thicker than the slayer's biceps

Trans man

[versed haven]

im very interested in the idea of letting the player perfectly tune the game to how they want to play, whether it's a stroll in the park or the ninth layer of hell

conceptually i think it's something that could lend itself really well to something like DOOM

but we'll just have to wait and see how it pans out

[plain iron]

Also can make ultranightmare easier for casuals

Sobs in only able to do ultra violence

[celest sun]

Considering the many ways classic Doom is played, I think that lends credence. I want to be able to play like the classics and switch it up and do challenges, like 100% Items, Secrets and Pacifist Only.

[near valley]

Do you guys think the collectors bundle will sell out in like 10 hours?

[celest sun]

That's too generous

Lol

[wheat sigil]

the sliders doesn't inherently affect the depth of the gameplay or the expression allowed inside of the combat

[violet compass]

NOOOOOOOO

[near valley]

so yes

[celest sun]

There's still some left.

[violet compass]

Probably not in 3 months

[versed haven]

you've got time, they haven't sold out yet

[wheat sigil]

Eternal had a very deep combat, which if you learned well, you'd easily be able to clear everything on the hardest difficulty, while allowing creative expression inside the combat

so difficulty doesn't equate to depth

[violet compass]

I don't have 3 months most likely

[celest sun]

Considering the hype, yes. But I could be wrong. I don't have hard data to prove to you that's the case. All I can tell you is that people are going wild about the game.

[near valley]

alr probably going to buy it rn

[plain iron]

It took the whole day to sell out in one store here

[versed haven]

i bought mine as soon as i found out about it, i assume you weren't as quick

[celest sun]

I agree. Depth to me is subjective when it comes to Doom. I play Doom because it offers a challenge. And the better you are, the more easy it is to conquer those challenges. The sliders, if anything I think, are a good equal ground for the hardcore and casual.

[plain iron]

There's a few stores that have it here

[celest sun]

I have yet to beat Eternal on UN, but I am very close to platniuming the game on ps5

[wheat sigil]

it isn't really subjective though, Eternal objectively had a lot of complexity to its combat, while the same could not be said for 2016 for example

[celest sun]

Need to do the multiplayer trophies.

[versed haven]

and that's precisely why i think it's a great thing for games like DOOM, you've written out my thoughts almsot 1-1

[wheat sigil]

the sliders are awesome, for sure, but they don't guarantee good combat that isn't catered to a casual audience

[celest sun]

We have difficulties... of course it's subjective.

[wheat sigil]

it'll be very fun to experiment with them

[celest sun]

The diffilcuty changes the challenges of the game

[wheat sigil]

I don't think you understand what I'm saying, I'm not talking about the inherent difficulty of the games, I'm talking about how complex and deep the combat is

Eternal, was very deep, with an essentially unreachable skill roof

[celest sun]

Well, I mean.. wouldn't the sliders make the game as and or more complex to Doom Eternal? After all, you can mess with the combat and speed of the game. So, wouldn't it make sense to apply that logic to TDA, especially considering you can max out the sliders?

TDA is not less complex than Eternal. It's literally impossible for that to be the case.

It's so complex, you can dumb down the experience.

[wheat sigil]

no, difficulty does not transfer to complexity in any way

[celest sun]

No? The speed of a manubus' fireball in combat no way contributes to the complex mechanics of the game?

To me, that doesn't make any sense

[wheat sigil]

you can have an incredibly hard game where you must do 10 frame perfect swipes in a row, but you can literally only do a swipe, that's the entire game
that isn't deep combat, that's very simplistic combat in a hard game

[winter idol]

Mechanics are similar, you can just tune them now

[tawny gorge]

guys is it okey that i waiting for doom the dark ages more than for gta 6?

[celest sun]

TDA is neither super hard or super easy. That's up to player. And so it was with Doom Eternal. Hurt Me Plenty and I'm Too Young to Die make the game boring if you don't regularly play FPSs

[wheat sigil]

ITYTD and HMP still had the exact same skill roof and skill expression allowed in nightmare though

[celest sun]

I've bet the game 4 times on Nightmare. The comparison to lower difficulties is night and day. It makes the game less complex playing on lower difficulties.

[wheat sigil]

no, lower difficulties just require less from the player

[celest sun]

Exactly, making the game less complex.

[wheat sigil]

nightmare doesn't even begin to require a part of how good you can get at Eternal

[celest sun]

No? You try beating the Holt on Nightmare without dying at least once.

Unless you are god maybe, and not a lot of people are

[wheat sigil]

I haven't done that, but I could do it lol

[hard thistle]

@tawny gorge Nothing wrong with that. GTA 6 is sussopedly not til fall anyway. Dark ages will be released before that.

[celest sun]

I still cant beat Samyr without dying at least once.

[wheat sigil]

I have 980 hours on the game, and the better I get, the more I realise how much there is for me to learn

I frequently play unbalanced randomizers on 2x damage to slayer and AI speed, still, I know I can get way better

[celest sun]

I want 3 icon of sins and 40 samyrs on a Hell on Earth master level

with 120 supporting Cyber-Mancubi

600 cacos, 600 pain elementals and 600 lost souls

[wheat sigil]

we do have some crazy modded master levels

they're awesome, and you should check them out if you're on PC

[wheat sigil]

this is just false though, the combat remains exactly the same on every difficulty, it's just that the skill level required to not die on lower difficulties is lower than on higher

[keen pulsar]

Hello Everyone! I wanted to mention that the Bethesda store in Europe has sent me an email saying that they’re preparing my order for shipping. That’s gotta be a mistake , right ? Haha . I pre ordered the collector’s edition.

[celest sun]

No, they sent the same to me

and I don't even live in Europe

[near valley]

I thought it suppose to be shipped in like may

[keen pulsar]

So they have the game lying around already and it’s all ready for shipping but they’ll probably ship it when it’s ready. I guess i got excited 🫢😅

[zinc sigil]

Will the game be on game pass on release do we have any info about that?

[inland beacon]

It will

[zinc sigil]

Thx

[plucky plinth]

Wrong channel tbh (this is for TDA and not Eternal) but the glory kill, flame belch, and chainsaw system made me think the exact opposite. It made me dislike the game over time just because it felt like infinite ammo, health, and armor

[ionic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-slayer-doomguy-doom-the-dark-ages-doom-dark-ages-gif-17796023110931187535

[plucky plinth]

Also forced animations made me go blegh

I’m more than excited that TDA won’t have that

You’d prefer the older games and sorta 2016, I guess

[violet compass]

Doom, the financial debt ages(im gonna try to get the collectors edition)

[wheat sigil]

this is talk for the Eternal chat

[half plaza]

Dunno if anyone cares but during the exploration part of the Developer Direct video you can see Doomguy's actual face in the hud instead of the blank face

[plucky plinth]

Dunno if that got recently added or if it’s some sort of Easter egg for that clip

I hope it’s the former tbh

[half plaza]

My theory is that it will evolve as the game progresses

But it would also be cool to see it through the whole game

[wheat sigil]

the focus is shooting, but the ammo stuff just requires you to not play using only 1 gun

[upper mauve]

maybe the hairy imp-like guys are just the devolved version of the imps in 2016 & eternal

[wheat sigil]

you should be spreading out your ammo usage, and then when you're at about 50% ammo on your guns, you chainsaw

[plucky plinth]

… that is literally the only game he’s played

In the past 3 years

Nonstop

[upper mauve]

you get ammo from chainsaw

[wheat sigil]

my bad, I only got 983 hours on Eternal... I must play it more.. so true

[half plaza]

gotta love people coming to the server just to complain

[upper mauve]

why are you saying this in the dark ages chat

[north drum]

I think the modifier settings will change gaming if it's well received. sure difficulty sliders has existed for a while now but there's not as many options as the ones shown in the dev direct demo

[wheat sigil]

you constantly worrying about ammo is a sign of subpar gameplay

[ionic delta]

??????

[plucky plinth]

I’d say he’s right

[upper mauve]

its almost like you're fighting to survive in an apocalyptic hellscape

[wheat sigil]

I literally am not though, assuming you play somewhat decently, ammo is not of a concern

yeah, the cutscene sucks, but the ammo limitations and stuff like that is not bad

[upper mauve]

just because you dont like it doesnt mean its bad weirdo

[wheat sigil]

the only bad part with chainsawing is the forced animation

[sand osprey]

tbh, having that cutscene during chainsaw, I get a second to wipe the sweat from my hands.. so I like it

[ionic delta]

relatable

[wheat sigil]

unless you're quick switching on a high level, you're only chainsawing every 40 seconds or so

[winter idol]

well they did in dark ages

[upper mauve]

bait used to be believable

why are you so worked up over a video game

just play a different one

[plucky plinth]

Hell, I’d say every resource isn’t a concern

[upper mauve]

not the same thing at all

[ionic delta]

the game isnt even that bad lol the chainsaw forced cutscene is the problem

[wheat sigil]

this is just a sign of you not understanding the gameplay loop, you don't have to worry about ammo, the limitations are merely in place to prevent braindead gameplay

[plucky plinth]

I seriously had zero issue with all of them, on every difficulty (excluding NM, as I haven’t played it yet)

[ionic delta]

i dont HATE how chainsaw refills ammo, could've been better if they didnt give it a forced cutscene

[dreamy relic]

do u guys think the statue is gonna be released separately?

[plucky plinth]

Probably not

Best you’d have is eBay

[dreamy relic]

yeah but its prob gonna be crazy expensive but thanks anyway

[plucky plinth]

Just play Ultrakill at that point, you don’t gotta manage anything besides your movement in that game

[ionic delta]

oh boy.

[upper mauve]

why

[winter idol]

tdm would not have made the game better lmao

[plucky plinth]

I don’t particularly like it either, but mainly because it just doesn’t offer the gameplay I want. I play the older Doom games for that reason.

[winter idol]

how

[wheat sigil]

so true, there is an egregious amount of chainsawing, and it's the only thing you focus on🙄
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nabSLAaX98

[winter idol]

also what, you want infinite ammo?

[upper mauve]

its mean to play like quake just cranked up to 11

[winter idol]

just cause you liked it dosnt mean a vast majority didnt

factually untrue

[upper mauve]

no they dont

[winter idol]

ur just making shit up now

bro ur strawmanning right now

[upper mauve]

dawg what are you on about

so is ur mom on the streets

[winter idol]

bro just stop lmao

[celest sun]

What? Lol

[ionic delta]

[plucky plinth]

I did prefer Quake as well tbh

[winter idol]

enough

[plucky plinth]

I can’t really handle high speed all too well

[winter idol]

ok kiddo

[plucky plinth]

And I do like limited ammo pools you need to refill via exploration

[wheat sigil]

it is not, people just think that because flat earthers are vastly overrepresented in media because it's easy views to shit on their lack of braincells

[plucky plinth]

DID YOU GUYS REALLY NAME THAT EMOJI THE KHAN BAYKR?!

LMAO

[winter idol]

:)

[winter idol]

dont even respond to their straw man argument

[upper mauve]

yeah can we just ignore them now

[celest sun]

@winter idol Can we please make the Slayers Club great again? Come on man, I want it to be a thing again

Your a mod so you can automatically do that :3

[winter idol]

thats not up to me

i dont work at bethesda

[celest sun]

Lol

[plucky plinth]

He probably said that more as a joke, judging by the second sentence

[celest sun]

Yeah lol

I want Slayers Club to mean something 😦

[plucky plinth]

Make your own. Become the new Club.

[winter idol]

slayers club was a fun experiment but it probably wont be used for anything more than posting articles

[plucky plinth]

But yeah, this is my main issue with Ultrakill

And also one of my issues with Eternal, personally

[winter idol]

Yea eternal got annoyingly fast for me

[celest sun]

I'm going to email hugo a picture of the fat maykr eating cake with sonic if doesnt ake slayers club a thing

[plucky plinth]

Don’t email him but send me that image

[wheat sigil]

it's refreshing to see actual critique that doesn't just stem from not being able to play the game lol

[midnight marsh]

Slayers Club is in a weird position right now, I agree.

I'm curious as well what will happen there.

[plucky plinth]

I steal the name and then make my own

[near valley]

Preordered the collectors bundle, worth it

First time buying the collectors bundle, but doom is doom, worth ut

[upbeat oracle]

the demons got to this guy

[plucky plinth]

I’m still skeptical personally

Last time I preordered… it was Payday 3

[plucky plinth]

Tbh I like current day Payday 3, but still

[near valley]

I mean u get premium edition or whatever that costs 100$ already, and the statue is self worth more than 100 tbh

[celest sun]

Fat Maykr 🙂

[upbeat oracle]

[winter idol]

pvp also wouldnt fit with the current games mechanics

[hollow sandal]

My Arrakis, my Doom

[upbeat oracle]

doom pvp would be like sticking your head in a furnace

[plucky plinth]

Quite literally the same thing you just said lol.

[winter idol]

yes, you said that already

[plucky plinth]

Get something you haven’t already said

[hollow sandal]

Lol we're just calling him 'Fat Makyr'

[winter idol]

point to what i made up

because eternals multiplayer was made IN HOUSE

[near valley]

Well because he is

[hollow sandal]

It's funny lol

[plucky plinth]

Because it wouldn’t

[winter idol]

a majority of reviews and players that i personally have seen showed that the multiplayer was the weakest part of 2016

literally false

[plucky plinth]

especially in TDA

[upbeat oracle]

the multiplayer in 2016 was terrible lmao

[winter idol]

battlemode was made by id software

[plucky plinth]

… he’s copying from Steam

Lmao

[winter idol]

wow, a handfull of steam reviews

[plucky plinth]

I’m sorry, so an even shittier platform

[winter idol]

did you look up "2016 multiplayer is good" comments to prove your flimsy argument

it wouldnt work in dark ages

the game isnt designd for it

how

elaborate

[upbeat oracle]

🧠

[plucky plinth]

It wouldn’t in TDA. A game who’s literally catch line is “Stand and fight”

[upbeat oracle]

doom

[wheat sigil]

TDM would not word in DE
SvS is exists via mods in Eternal, but that's already quite niche and very difficult

[upbeat oracle]

no

[wheat sigil]

having many people on teams? that would not work lmao

[upbeat oracle]

doom 2016 was shit

[ionic delta]

man.

[upbeat oracle]

it was really bad
doom is a single player game and should stay like that B)

[wheat sigil]

it lacked the complexity and skill that Eternal tried to push you into

[plucky plinth]

Doom has always had MP

[winter idol]

the mechanics for dark ages are specifcally designed to kill npc demons weaker than yourself, its not possible to balance multiple slayers at once in one arena with the mechanics of dark ages

[plucky plinth]

But didn’t have TDM until 2016

[winter idol]

explain how dark ages can do tdm and not have it be a shitfest then?

[upbeat oracle]

very obscure compared to the campaign because they were bad
battlemode had some good moments though

[wheat sigil]

it would be an incoherent mess in Eternal, and be stupidly hard to balance

[upbeat oracle]

explain how doom can have tdm lmao

done in 3 seconds

[winter idol]

The shield mechanic you have being designed to block all shots and all the weapons being designed to kill multiple demons or specific demons or the melee weapons designed to kill demons for ammo

ok your turn

explain how the mechanics of dark ages can work in tdm

[upbeat oracle]

entire match is done in 5 seconds 👍

[winter idol]

i did

dark ages

[wheat sigil]

the burden of proof falls on you my guy

[winter idol]

blind billy over here

[upbeat oracle]

this is not very doom of you

[winter idol]

deep rock galactic

[wheat sigil]

you're making the claim, you have to prove it

[winter idol]

returnal

helldivers 2

[plain iron]

Y'all anyone got a screenie of that big ass red face in the TDA footage

[graceful tulip]

I just preordered the collectors edition, when do they start shipping it out? Like a few weeks before the release date?

[winter idol]

you saying "its easuy" dosnt prove anything

THEN ELABORATE

[upbeat oracle]

its very easy, fact check status: true

thats genius

eureka get this man on board

[wheat sigil]

do you want to get laughed at?

[winter idol]

you have very little understanding of game design, clearly

[wheat sigil]

that's just the "nuh uh!" argument with no basis

[hollow sandal]

Oh boy

[ebon shale]

2/10 ragebait

[ashen drum]

I think its more likely that a multiplayer mode would be a separate project alltogether

[winter idol]

you have proven nothing

it being a shooter does not change its mechanics

again with the factually untrue statements

[wheat sigil]

still, not basis for you claim, it'd be impossible for us to refute a claim you've put forward without you actually basing it on something

[winter idol]

its literally not lmao

[upbeat oracle]

guys please stop arguing my mom is watching

[hollow sandal]

TDA not having MP was the right decision

[wheat sigil]

source? once again, burden of proof falls on you

you are making the claim, prove it

[ebon shale]

Agreed

[wheat sigil]

it's like talking to a wall...

[winter idol]

again with the straw man, is that all you can do?

[plain iron]

*you're

[winter idol]

QUAKE CHAMPIONS ISNT BATTLEMODE, DUMMY

[plain iron]

[winter idol]

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT BATTLEMODE

[ashen drum]

Why are you guys arguing like you're defending a PHD haha!

[ionic delta]

how do we end this

[winter idol]

PROVE IT

[plain iron]

Banning a person for rage bait

[ionic delta]

nah just

[plain iron]

Cmon jimbob you got this

[wheat sigil]

please provide proof, that's your job, you're arguing in a very disingenuous way

[plain iron]

And

[winter idol]

THATS NOT PROOF, NOW AGAIN, PROVE IT

[ionic delta]

nobody is right everyone is wrong

there we go

[void sierra]

Correct

[plain iron]

Can you please give us a actual link?

[ionic delta]

it didnt stop

[winter idol]

Nintendo made mario so therefore nintendo made doom he dark ages

[plain iron]

He dark ages

[wheat sigil]

this is
A) a logical fallacy
or
B) completely irrelevant to the discussion

[winter idol]

ok ur rage bating, i suggest you stop now

[ashen compass]

when the age is dark

[winter idol]

either your reading comprehension is at a kindergarden level or you are rage bating

[void sierra]

We’re entering the dark ages in this conversation

[wheat sigil]

no, now you're just wrong, you asserted the claim, which means it's your job to provide proof

[winter idol]

no, you use it to explain to me how battlemode was outsourced

[plain iron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1278629590797123602/1332326974320021524/19498445e2e69-e109978f3223acdeea7c35a63b84b668f5bf3c7e5155315b.jpg?ex=6794d9b0&is=67938830&hm=83c4a2ce2c62128f012179d1463a2e891960782457783e0614ea65c2aa8b0650&

ANYWAYS look how pretty the bad guy for TDA is

Genuinely so pretty

[ionic delta]

yay cant wait to rip his skull

[ashen drum]

Love him, who is he?!

[winter idol]

ok, im done, drop this

[plain iron]

He has the little shoulder spikes from davoth's concept art

[ebon shale]

He kinda gives me diablo vibes

[plain iron]

No clue ive nicknamed him Billy joel

[vague quest]

But who is it, Lucifer? or Satan?

[ashen drum]

That really fits him!

[mossy juniper]

would

[midnight marsh]

EXCUSE ME!? 😂

[ionic delta]

bro...

[ashen drum]

Love that he has that Dracula/anatomical armor-ish

[plain iron]

Neither, in doom satan/Lucifer is essentially davoth, but good on you for knowing Lucifer and Satan are different

[plain iron]

Real asf.

[ashen drum]

He could be some sort of harbinger of Davoth

[winter idol]

that guy 100% has an eyeball in his forehead

[mossy juniper]

[plain iron]

OAG

THAGRGR I LIKE THA IDEA

[wheat sigil]

non sequitur🙄

[ionic delta]

bro thinks hes doctor strange

[plain iron]

Reminds me of heket from cult of the lamb

[mossy juniper]

smash or pass fat makyr

[winter idol]

another factually untrue statement, saber is best known for world war Z and Space Marine 2

[plain iron]

Lowkey smash

[ebon shale]

Smash

[midnight marsh]

Thanks for reminding me that I still have this good game installed and need to play it again from scratch including DLC.

[plain iron]

I'm not joking tho

[winter idol]

professor weird

[wheat sigil]

you can't

[winter idol]

buddy, drop it now

[plain iron]

With what money dawg

[ionic delta]

bro this is still going

[mossy juniper]

I'm thinking about 3D modeling and printing the entire shield saw

[wheat sigil]

slander is the action of spreading false information that is damaging to a persons image

[ashen drum]

Yes!

[midnight marsh]

i'm saying this politely: knock it off. there won't be another message from me.

[ionic delta]

just mute him hes not gonna stop lol

[mossy juniper]

It'll be a shit ton of material is the only detterent

[winter idol]

get perma muted

[ebon shale]

Bro is reporting the admins

[plain iron]

I'd suggest ripping the file from the game when it releases, and working from there :3 also ur gonna need a big ass printer

[mossy juniper]

I like modeling and sculpting myself :3

[wheat sigil]

also, slander specifically refers to spoken desinformation

[mossy juniper]

I'm gonna print in segments

[wheat sigil]

it'd be libel if it's written

[plain iron]

Respect. That's hella cool dawg

I rip models for references

[mossy juniper]

I do a lot of manual replica prop work in Blender and IRL after the print is done

Sanding fucking sucks

[winter idol]

anyone going to cosplay this man

[void sierra]

How do you put a picture in here

[mossy juniper]

me, i got the build

[plain iron]

I fucking wish

I wanna be a fat dude again

[ionic delta]

no way

[tulip canyon]

https://youtu.be/7rUtIPCMiFU?si=KXir-8D2q32_RBXh

[mossy juniper]

I gotta do a cosplay before I get on Ozempic

[winter idol]

you can post a link or upload the image to one of our media channels

[void sierra]

You could be the new maykr

[mossy juniper]

fat makyr makeup tutorial coming soon

[ebon shale]

He is a mood

[plain iron]

Girl just get on birth control that's how i lost so much weight (It's hormone regulation for me and I just wanna eat normally again)

WAIT FUCK UR TRANS

[mossy juniper]

i say this while going to a hotpot buffet later today lol

[winter idol]

i have the build of one of these guys unfortunately

[mossy juniper]

i was kinda happy that you didnt notice at first tbh

[mossy juniper]

cosplay time

peel off your skin

[plain iron]

Well you pass really well !! Proud of ya :3

[mossy juniper]

[near valley]

Now gotta wait may 13th for the code for steam

[mossy juniper]

I really hope my colelctors edition arrives in time for early access

[plain iron]

Why is he all neck dawg

[ionic delta]

what??? 😭

[winter idol]

my neck is very long too lmao

[ionic delta]

oh wait i see it now

[plain iron]

The slayer has not much neck (big traps) and that guy has long neck (fuck all traps)

[ionic delta]

🦒...

[plain iron]

GIRAFFE

AS IN THE HIT ROBOT BAND STEAM POWERED GIRAFFE

[mossy juniper]

big traps make dudes look like they are wearing muscle suits

[inland beacon]

I just thought of something. How can a maykr be fat?

[void sierra]

Eats too much

[plain iron]

I DONT KNOW. It enrages me to no end

[plain iron]

LMGAO UR PFP FITS JR NAME SO WELL 😭

[ionic delta]

bigback maykr

[mossy juniper]

[plain iron]

I fucking love fat bitches but how is he a fat bitch

[winter idol]

magic

[inland beacon]

[void sierra]

I still think the new Maykr is the father

[mossy juniper]

pyrocynical skin

[winter idol]

magic pancakes that make you fat

[ionic delta]

[plain iron]

Elder hu pancakes...

[mossy juniper]

[sand sparrow]

The plasma rifle minigun kinda reminds me of cow udders being milked

...good luck unseeing that

[mossy juniper]

he has the hamster build

[winter idol]

i cant even see that even after you mentioned it

[vague quest]

Hey, is it already said that when you look down you will see the classic Doomguy face making expressions through the game?

[void sierra]

can’t wait for WOOD; the dark ages

[ionic delta]

yes.

[forest steeple]

Okay wait.. Does the fat maykr dude mean maykrs can suffer from obesity or was he just born like that? If the former then what on earth do they eat? Argent? That wouldn't make them fat though right? So many questions!

[ionic delta]

you're uhhh decades late for that question

but yes

[inland beacon]

The more argent you eat the fatter you will become

[ionic delta]

alright. enough.

[mossy juniper]

Hes gonna get on the Argentzempic diet

[inland beacon]

[winter idol]

too many argent pancakes

[ashen drum]

Gluttonous bastard, 7 sins confirmed

[ionic delta]

[mossy juniper]

in conclusion

would

[plain iron]

Agreed

[inland beacon]

Caseoh maykr

[plain iron]

He'd be so good to cuddle

[vague quest]

It would be better if that face was animated, they already did it image after image

[mossy juniper]

1:1 lego piece

[forest steeple]

Crippling argent addition, I wonder if the khan maykr was ever fat

[plain iron]

It could be evolution. Given how the maykrs are built I can reasonably assume urdak is cold. That and it doesn't have a atmosphere so she's just cold

[inland beacon]

I want him to do a nikocado style recovery

[plain iron]

Examples that support this are the seraphs' robes

[mossy juniper]

[ionic delta]

https://tenor.com/view/caseohgames-caseoh-case-gif-7825753463822259853

[plain iron]

Thick, dense, maybe multilayer, very much made for the cold

[forest steeple]

They just wear that to appear mysterious and shit

[plain iron]

That and they could be hiding the remants of their wings

[inland beacon]

His wings are too small to get his fat little body off the ground

[plain iron]

I wonder what the wings mean in maykr culture

If he's a seraph he won't have wings

[inland beacon]

He of course flies anyway. Because he dose care what humans think is impossible

[plain iron]

Oh fuck not the bee movie

[mossy juniper]

what do makyrs eat to live

[plain iron]

I don't know, but their teeth suggest they are omnivorous

[inland beacon]

They eat my lawer has advised me not to finish this sentence

[plain iron]

Presuming that they had a meat heavy diet

[void sierra]

Imagine a jacked maykr

[plain iron]

Given their front teeth are all incisors

[inland beacon]

Would

[plain iron]

I'd would any maykr besides a drone bcs that's a child

The khan maykr... so pretty,,, so scary,,,,

[inland beacon]

That didn’t stop diddy

[plain iron]

Yeah maykr drones are children

[void sierra]

Doomguy kills children

[plain iron]

Wanna know something even worse

The kids have no choice

[hollow sandal]

LOL

[plain iron]

They are forced out into active warzones

[void sierra]

Good

Jk

[plain iron]

The singularity. Births the consciousnesses of maykrs and absorbed them once they die

[inland beacon]

SEND THE CHILDREN TO THE FRONT LINES FOR DEMOCRACY 🇺🇳

[plain iron]

THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

[inland beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-salute-gif-8108032990738097175

[void sierra]

Kill the women and the children

[plain iron]

Do not.

Also the maykr children are all enby

[inland beacon]

THEIR EATING THE PINKYS THEIR EATING THE MAYKRS

[plain iron]

No defining gender features

[forest steeple]

I wonder at what age the Argenta send their young into war

[plain iron]

I'd reckon the same here, not young, but a adult

But also there comes into question of how long do argenta live for?

[forest steeple]

Probably a couple centuries

[inland beacon]

Forever if they have enough argent

[forest steeple]

Valen has been alive for god knows how long

[plain iron]

Given how long Commander valen has seemingly lived i wouldn't be shocked (would smash tho I envy his wife)

Aw man

My housemate is breaking shit again

[inland beacon]

I cant wait for dark ages to have a one hour long interactive $$$ scene between doomslayer and fat maykr

[forest steeple]

Great fanfiction idea

[plain iron]

Also fuck this there's a conventionally pretty woman in it

GIVE HER SCARS. MAKE HER A WARRIOR

MAKE HER FACE AS UGLY AS VALEN

[forest steeple]

Every argenta seems to have a chiseled jawline

I wonder what role she'll play though

[inland beacon]

🤫🧏‍♂️

[plain iron]

VALEN IS MISSING HALF OF HIS EAR. WHY MUST SHE BE PRISTINE

[forest steeple]

I hope it's more than just "go here, do this, hey let me tell you something you already know but the player doesn't so I have to say it" like samuel was in eternal

[plain iron]

NO

NO SAMUR HAS TO BE HERE

copium

[inland beacon]

Did you just have a stroke?

[plain iron]

SAMUR IF I DONT SEE UR BITCHASS I WILL FUCKING GET YOU

I should learn how to mod so I can replace her w samur

[forest steeple]

I'm just saying that samuel didn't do a whole lot in eternal other than give the slayer instructions and exposition. And that whoever this new character is will actually play some sort of role in the story

[placid saffron]

i hope she'll get maimed

[plain iron]

SAME.

[inland beacon]

True

[plain iron]

I WANT HALF HER FACE REMOVED.

LET HER EYE FALL OUT

LET HER HAVE NO LIPS AND JUST A GAPING HOLE WHERE HER LOWER JAW ONCE WAS

[winter idol]

[plain iron]

I feel a incredible amount of violence towards something like this

It's just

Why. Why must she be conventionally pretty

If she is indeed a warrior she wouldn't be

Same amount of violence I feel for vacuums

[forest steeple]

Cause all the argenta are, it's a species of utter chads

[celest sun]

I'm sorry. Two questions:

Who?

What? Lol

[plain iron]

VALEN HAS HALF OF HIS EAR GONE.

[plain iron]

Oh the chick in the new TDA footage

[hollow sandal]

Fat Makyr is the Khan Makyr of that period?

[forest steeple]

Yeah but before the injuries you can bet he was hot as shit! He still is!

[wheat sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-wolf-meme-wolf-growl-minors-discord-gif-13941253865542047739

[celest sun]

On her period *

[plain iron]

LITERALLY THO

[hollow sandal]

Stinky..

[celest sun]

I'm sorry, but that joke was so obvious to make

[plain iron]

M1 I'm upset over how she looks like gooner bait.

[plain iron]

Not really

Why is everyone so grossed out by periods tho

[hollow sandal]

Oh :/ damn unfortunate

[plain iron]

Like if you want a girlfriend that's just going to happen

[hollow sandal]

No, I want it to stink

[celest sun]

bruh

[plain iron]

WHAT

[celest sun]

What lmao

[wheat sigil]

She doesn't tho, unless you're just horrendously down bad

It's a normal person fully dressed

[plain iron]

She's conventionally pretty. And if she's a warrior it's illogical

[winter idol]

yea she just looks like a person with a few facial scars

[plain iron]

She's smooth

[hollow sandal]

She looks normal

[plain iron]

It's just a person peeve of mine

Like of valen gets to lose half a ear why must she be so pristine

[winter idol]

cause she is young

he is old

[plain iron]

Girl she looks like my 34 year old sister

[winter idol]

well we dont know that yet

[plain iron]

Also the aging process for argenta is different it seems

[placid saffron]

the khan was already there when doomguy first made it to argent d'nur

[plain iron]

Iirc there's been only 2 khan maykrs, but don't quote me on that

[placid saffron]

...uhm, which one of those long established characters or locations do you not know>

[plain iron]

The khan maykr is pretty

[placid saffron]

we only know of 2, there likely has been many more (and vegafather probably was the first khan)

[plain iron]

I want some physical version of the father

the last khan is probably the one in the purple water

[plucky plinth]

Doom 1/2 co-op and deathmatch was actually good and I’d say the highlight for multiplayer Doom

[plain iron]

And he doesn't look like the

[inland beacon]

[plain iron]

He has the same thing samur does though

The chin lines

[grave cave]

May 15, the demons better start counting there days

[plain iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/162891400684371968/1332106091227517051/image.png?ex=6794b4b9&is=67936339&hm=76016cd248fcf6289a432d29c7d9a3f7c63fba3790d97f42a5e8ab02c2988c0e&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=732&height=428&

Also something interesting abt this screenie, there is a maykr in front of the camera, just out of sight but there's a mf in the foreground

Wait

THAT LOOKS LIKE A SERAPH

I AINT DELUSIONAL

LEMME

[forest steeple]

No he's not wearing a robe and seraphim don't have the halo behind them

[plain iron]

NO LEMME

I GOT THE 3D FILES FOR SAMUR

[plain iron]

AND THE RING IS DAMAGED

Oh my God I forgor to give samur back his robes

[forest steeple]

That is very interesting, what could be the significance of the ring being destroyed? The maykr may have gotten their ass kicked

Or maybe he just sat on it idk

[plain iron]

I believe it can be from disgrace AKA SAMUR'S BANISHMENT

[forest steeple]

The maykr's brain part on the head is red, samur's is golden

It's not samur

[plain iron]

Lighting maybe

severe copium

BLENDER WORK YOU FUCK

[forest steeple]

I think that the fat maykr is the guy who puts that spell on the slayer to control him and the broken ring maykr is just one of his minions who has like 0 relevance to anything in the game

Also idk if I have my timelines right, but samur might be gone by this time in the story, I don’t remember that exactly though

Either way no way that that is samur

[gilded lake]

hiii ethan 👋

[forest steeple]

Hii dinua 👋

[ebon shale]

Have we talked about the fact, that the one titan coming out of the Portal in the ground could be Maligog and we get to rip out his eye

[forest steeple]

That is not maligog

For several reasons

[gilded lake]

i mean yeah samur and the father shortly vanish after doomguy gets divinity machine'd but i'm still almost certain we'll see then thru flashbacks n shit like that

[forest steeple]

I'm praying for flashbacks, I want to know everything about the slayer's past. I want a flashback of him going to the toilet or taking a nap

[plain iron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1293467819895423028/1332344301195362304/image.png?ex=6794e9d3&is=67939853&hm=ba865d7ed6b177c6f27a18b59e5892005ebf7c3d39ea353408972fb2ccdf0611&

It fits well enough