#the-dark-ages
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Ehh
The ssg is a sawed off and you can't convince me otherwise
Urdak was beautiful
A guy I go to school with thinks that WARHAMMER spacemarines is a DOOM ripoff

He depresses me. I HATE HIM WITH THE PASSION OF A MILLION BURNING SONS
*suns
💀
I just finished the dark ages it was goated
I very legally (if you don’t ask the school) downloaded Doom I & II on my school computer today so we’re pretty much the same person
same but like a month ago.
Tgs tomorrow, dark ages gameplay trailer (not copium i swear)
how do you know?
they're gonna release the game early, tomorrow
they actually have already released the game, people are just missing out
Source: trust me bro
Let's hope you're right
They will show Indiana the full bethesda part
we will be lucky to see anything before or even at TGA sadly. I hate this long stretch of no new info.
Xbox Direct will hopefully be gameplay. Late January, unless they do a Fall direct
I think Id software helping starfield did slow them down in their next doom game
waht did they do for starfield? But id has been known to help many other studios throughout eternals development too
Like?
gunplay for Rage 2 (avalanche)
engine adjustments for wolfensteins and the new indy game (machine games)
no doubt they were heaviliy involved with the quake and doom remasters (machine and nightdive)
i dont know, all i know is wolf 3 has put aside to make indiana instead. When that happened who knows sadly
The ancient gods part 2 came out in March 2021, it's weird they don't have more to show than a alpha so far
Not at all, games take a long time to make nowadays
Also comparing an expansion pack to an entire new game when it comes to development time is certainly an interesting choice lol
It’s been 3 years since ancient gods part 2, game comes out next year, that’s a bit over 4 years of development which is actually relatively short for a modern triple a game
The Dlcs all made in corona times during home office
That's why they slightly sucked
Esp AAA games where half the budget goes into graphics lol
I think Id's engine team is in germany or something
Frankfurt
Not so far away from Stuttgart
How much can be said about this game
What big game was ever shown at tgs first?
Mick gordon is a god among men.
Prove me wrong
I cannot
Mhm
No one can . . .
Hes the reason i play bass lol
He’s gonna die mate
Just like we all will
He ain’t no God
But his music will never die homie
In doom the dark ages there should be the “sfg” (the small fricken gun) that is either the worst thing in the series or the best weapon series with absolutely no in between
Lmao
When?
WHAT
I thought it was next year
He is a fantastic composer but there are other fantastic composers as well
i think he's talking abt a trailer
Oh the gameplay trailer
So real
No one can
There's a banner at tgs for dtda
Don't do this, don't give me hope
A banner means only the gamescom statue maybe
unsurprisingly they showed nothing at tokyo games show
Damn it
is the game out yet
What did the Xbox event show?
Not doom
Sure but still wanna know what I can hate now even more
Lol to those who thought there will be something
I knew there wouldn't
Why even have a banner for?
damn
just to remind people the game exists
Ridiculous
like having that super detailed statue at gamescom yet not even mentioning tda once at the show
they have done this before
for eternal and 2016, its the exact same
they always announce early and then go scilent for a very long time
yea, but i wouldnt expect anything until a major xbox showcase and even then, id takes their time
i am personally not expecting anything until june of next year
If they drop a trailer that late there is zero chance it still arrives 2025
That depends on how close they actually are to being done with the game by that point
What game u remember came about half a year after the first real trailer?
I can name a few games that came out the same day as their trailer lol
That are also good?
You have lots of GOOD games that released within the half a year window, it's a very broad selection
Let me hear an example
Fall Guys
gravitational pull towards the ground men game?
Srsly?
You never specified what kind of game you want lmfao
Your request was a bit stupid to begin with because you said first trailer instead of first announcement, which is more viable
"same day" is rare even for indies
Yes but I later switched back to the half a year window the guy originally mentioned
oh read over their half year comment
usually i don't really care nor take note of trailers so i wouldn't know, but tons of indies usually have short times between their trailer and first release
most games with huge marketing budgets tend to be just okay
as most AAA games tend to be just so deeply below mediocre
Next year at quakecon they will first show gameplay videos and we all cry cuz it's delayed to 2026
But not AnomeQ, cuz he likes to play cozy games too
Well I don't play Fall Guys, but I do like cozy stuff 😛
Luckily for me I don't really care about TDA enough to even worry about a potential delay, because I'm indifferent to it
i mean i'm already expecting a delay so i wouldn't be that bummed out
I knew it
I mean, I can't really be the only one that just doesn't care about the game at all, right?
Nope
Okay, good. I love this series but I just forget about TDA happening all the time, I'm not hyped in any way
It is surprising because you love every DOOM game
I think the reason is there's barely any material available, and I've recently fallen in love with Wolfenstein, Quake, and RAGE; so I definitely have enough FPS stuff on my plate
Paper mario origami king came out 2 months after it was announced
Ah. It looks cool to me, but at the same time. 2016 SnapMaps and DOOM II WADs gives me basically infinite content in terms of DOOM stuff.
So like I'm looking forward to the game, but I'm not crazy about it.
Yet atleast
Why even mention this dirt?
I don't really have much to be hyped about tbh, we have a trailer, the cover art, and some interviews
Plus my game library is very, very, VERY wide, I have a lot of stuff to do before TDA, and I need to upgrade to XSX because of TDA which feels a bit like a chore
I'm interested in the deep melee stuff Hugo talked about.
Shadow Warrior 2 and 3 made me realize I want more crazy melee shit in my FPS.
Like not beeing hyped about new weapons and ways to kill new demons and bosses in new cool maps? Wow
fair
You asked me to name a video game that came out half a year after it's first trailer. I gave you one that came out in a third of that time. What's the problem here?
"You're not hyped about a game doing game stuff? Wow"
I literally just above said I got into new FPS series lately, and I don't like a lot of FPS franchises so this is basically the only time my FPS catalogue has been so wide. I have a lot of "new weapons and ways to kill new demons and bosses in new cool maps" already
The problem is the game is dirt
Isn't that every game to be fair? We know there's new stuff, we just don't know much about it yet.
I'm excited but I wanna see something really creative
Like maybe being able to go demon mode more in the campaign
Now we are talking
As long as it's actually fun this time
Or you can use a revenant's cannons during a glory kill to kill other demons
Or just demons with things like that in general
they did the same thing with doom eternal and even announced the release date around the same time in 2019, before it was delayed
Eternal should have launched at my birthday first 😢
It was 6 days before my birthday
We will get someting on the next Xbox direct. But yah if not, then i would expect the game needs more time in the oven
I'll wait as long as it needs tbh, I have patience with announcements with games/dlcs for them
Just gotta let them cook imo
I wonder if they also do a new quake besides
I want more quake
With ID tech 8
what's ID tech 8 again
id Tech is the family of engines id & licensed Bethesda devs use, id Tech 7 is the latest one, currently with its only game being Eternal
i wonder what game they will put on the idtech 8. Quake, Doom, Hexen? One of those for sure
probably belongs in "future" channel
Strange only Eternal had 7 and no other game
I would have taken a quake 5 or quake 1 reboot instead of an eternal prequel aswell
indiana jones is being made with id tech 7
I think it's 7,5 or already 8
it began development when 7 was still being mainly used so
also everything im reading says 7
i dont think 7.5 officially exists
It’s supposed to be Id 7 with improvements so it’s LIKE 7.5
Still couldn't care less for that game
Why?
Fair
nothing announced on xbox tokyo show?
Nada, Nyet, Nein, zilch, zero
🤡
They should make it so that the hardest difficulty is “realistic”
Trueee
kinda excited for Dark Ages, i hope it has a multiplayer more akin to 2016 than Eternal
Both. Both is good
i mean, i kinda prefer unlocking armor parts to mix and match than premade skins
but yeah everyone has it's preferences
New gen only
HAHAHHA
Who do you guys would want to compose the OST for the game?
Some of you probably heard of him, but a friend of mine introduced me to Geoffrey Day, and I totally believe he's the perfect guy for the job, dude does a damn good job replicating Mick Gordon's "Argent Metal" style of music.
Id be super on board for Andrew Hulshult or David Levy to come back but they've both already confirmed there not working on the game. Geoffery Day is a great candidate though
his stuff is pretty great and he did a great job on Atomic Heart
Still was hoping for Hulshult to come back though considering that man is almost everywhere else lmao
Hulshult has done the music for:
-Rise of the Triad 2013
-Brutal Doom
-Dusk
-Amid Evil
-Prodeus
-Nightmare Reaper
-Quake Champions
and he's now working on Markipliers upcoming Iron Lung movie
man's talented
100% delayed to 2026 lol
Think so too
On what grounds
They only just announced the game 3 months ago
Its id Software, it's done when it's done
you know I’ll never understand doom fans, literally everybody was basically living in fantasy lands about this new game when every claim was baseless, but now all of a sudden everybody is being huge pessimistic sticklers about it
like I get I’m generalizing here but can people please make up their minds
They decided id's not working hard enough cause they're not releasing gameplay footage every month
you’re right, I overlooked a big factor that both of those shared in common, the fanbases impatience
Maybe we got spoiled with those Hugo streams
de's original release got delayed by a few months because of covid, but that's not a factor anymore and they're rolling in that eternal money so i really doubt it
it'll be a focused and linear game, not open world slop with infinite scope creep
Impatient af fanboy since day zero when I started playing Wolf 3d when I was 10 back in 1992
Did u know that Hugo martin was involved in Dantes Inferno and hellgate London, ofc played both too
Is bark ages out yet
🐶
yeah it's 2025 remember
This is moreso a wet dream and has practically zero chance of being the case, but imagine how hard the community would explode if we got the good ending: Mick receiving a full apology from id, being compensated, and brought on board for Dark Ages with proper communication so he knows what to aim for music wise.
Again, I know the chances of us living in that timeline are next to none, but somewhere out there, there's a universe living the dream.
That said, it's a really good question as to who will be the music man this time.
Yeah, that would be the best scenario, but, we all know that's not gonna happen.
That's why I think Geoffrey Day is the next best thing, imo.
As long it's no hiphop or techno bullshit I don't really care for the music
At that point you'd just have people modding in the previous games' tracks.
If they bring Slayer skins back I want a D64guy skin and a D3guy skin (one helmet less and one with the helmet)
id's not THAT stupid though. They put out that one Eternal trailer with lukewarm music, and people were in a haze.
Good marketing stunt though.
I don't care what the music is if it's good it's good
imagine you boot up the game and it's all taylor swift 
Okay I do care
LMAO
new trailer drops
wide shot of doomguy walking forth with his men, he's loading the skull grinder
music kicks in
"CUZ BABY NOW WE GOT BAD BLOOOOOOD"
With the rap music over it? Bethesda chose to do that im pretty sure not id
Regardless.
I thought that Andrew Hulshult and David Levy did a good job with TAG. It’s no Mick Gordon, but they were good.
Ah yes, my favorite game. Wood: The Bark Ages
Chop and Saw until it is Log
Wait I just realized I said I wanted them back, oops I forgot they confirmed that they aren’t.
Their work on TAG was fine, but it's definitely not on the same level of Gordon's work.
Correct. I enjoyed them, but like you said, they aren’t Gordon.
My favorite OST Gordon made is probably for TNO, not even a DOOM game
Wolf 2 and Killer Instinct OSTs are bangers
I don't really like Mick's work that much on Eternal outside of Gladiator
Reclaimed Earth went harder than any of Mick's work on Eternal
Gladiator is unlistenable to me because of my language lol
Funny enough. My Polish twitter mutual loves that song.
I'm sure dark ages would be somewhat more "tolerable" on controller
my wolf 2 speedrunning ass when i hear der zerstorer for 5 seconds
Eternal is plenty tolerable on controller though
PC players when people are having fun on controller
It is tho lol
I’ve done 2 full nightmare runs
Controller is easy
That is exactly what Blockhead was saying
So by the way have we gotten any comnfirmation where doom dark ages will be set in time?
Between 64 and 2016
So we get to play as DoomSlayer before he woke up and took the 2016 praetor suit?
I'm not sure
Trailers show the Praetor helmet, so I'm guessing post-acquisition
Oky then hopefully we get a real answer on this
inb4 "the wretch" is Sam Hayden again
Cool
Bestheda sure sure do love jamming Samuel into anything they can think of
im so pumped for this game
Me too
I’m excited to see all the new Weapons like that Chainsaw Shield that was in the trailer
i wanna use that skull grinder gun
hi guys
i wonder if doom dark ages will start with a cutscene of doom guy in hell going throught an portal and then travelling to argent d nur
with the classic suit
I have a feeling that its gonna be before or after doom eternal because of the robot on the ship
it's a prequel so it's before eternal and 2016 doom's
im just pretty curious how they going to do that
It'd be the D64 suit more likely
But didnt we already see what doomslayer did before 2016 in cutscenes?
Yes but it's only a fraction of it
He was in Hell for eons, so between 64 and 2016 is literal centuries, millennia, and unmeasurable ammount of time
Ok so i feel like dark ages might show the start of 2016
They probably have an expansion pack planned for that
Why must dlc happen why cant we just get it all in one game instead of buying onto it
Bethesda game

To be fair we have things like shadow of the erdtree
No idea what that is
What about it then?
Dlcs arent bethesda exclusive. And sometimes they are very worth it
I never said they are Bethesda exclusive
Im sure you didnt I can see it right there
I just said, yknow, it's a Bethesda game, DLCs imminent
Dlc is imminent for any successful game
I also never said they aren't worth it, so :p
Im sure you didnt i can see it right there
Zelda tears of the kiingdom is very successful and there isnt a dlc
Where is my minecraft dlc
Unfortunately
Fortnite dlc when
Red dead redemption 2 😞
Bedrock Marketplace
Goated game im only on chapter 4 tho
Just wait for minecraft 2
So good
Anyway time for a 6 hour drive cya guys
They probably put full work force into gta6 and didnt bother working on rdr2 anymore
Can't blame them
Expectations for the game are probably on the same level as those shitty hoax Wii phones
bruh
No Man’s Sky existing is proof this isn’t always true.
rdr2 as well 🥲
Oh yeah, true.
I'm still miffed that game never got a master mode or anything like that
Should've been
Real
Idc what the zelda team says the game needed additional content like botw
Plus the master sword has been bugged since launch
How so
Ya know how when you fuse stuff to a weapon, it adds durability
I didnt know that lol
For the master sword, it only adds durability for its first ever fuse
Every fuse after it regens only has its base durability
Oh
Yeah that + lack of master sword upgrades make it feel so pathetic
Why do i always think the master sword should be alot stronger cuz it was made TO SLAY DARKNESS but then barely scratches the monsters MADE FROM GANON
I think in totk it was designed as a silver bullet against ganon
Since its easily the best weapon for bosses but sucks outside of them
In all of the bosses it has infinite durability + 60 base damage (alongside fuse damage)
It aint do much against ganon either tho in botw i beat ganon without getting fireblight first so i beat fireblight and ganon as fast as i would with just the mastersword
Fireblight is the easiest blight tho
Plus any of the blights beaten make calamity ganon way easier
You get champion abilities alongside reduced health
Yeahh but yk it would still take time and not getting thrm all will make you doing less damage cux i did it without mastersword so it didnt get thr buff and more ganon health overall
Plus the game was designed to be beatable without the master sword
Same with totk (but not really lol)
Does anybody know the exact release date
Not now, no
Bethesda fr not dropping another gameplay trailer until next year
Yes i do its gonna drop on October 23rd 2025 confirmed source
thanks
s
Sarcasm
💀
Poo the shart wages
anyone know when we gonna get another trailer?
im both mega-excited and mega-worried about what's going to be shown
i really don't want Battle-Mode to be the face of multiplayer (it's perfectly fine and fun as a side-gamemode)
or the game might not have MP at all, they'll just focus 200% on the campaing
I don't find it likely it won't have MP
The last major id game with no MP since DOOM was... hmm... 
the mega-HIT for mobile phones Mighty Doom
nah jk, some people don't even know that exists
That isn't an id game though!!
touché
we all pre ordering this?
Of course
We all buying the CE with a real flail in it
man, my last pre-order was Serious Sam 4, after that i've said "never again"
i love doom but i'll patiently wait and hope that it's gonna be good
specially 'cuz i ain't got the money to be pre-ordering stuff
The collectors edition better have the shield
So about Dark Ages. Is the game take place before the whole entire series or just before 2016 and Eternal?
Its before the quake games actually
it takes place before 2016, and it's for sure NOT before 1, 2, and 64
So they're not going for the Daisy incident where the bunny dies and Doomguy just lose it
That would be super lame
Post 64, pre 2016
I cannot imagine them ever canonically including daisy in the main plot of a modern doom game
I think all we’ll ever get in the regard is cheeky references and Easter eggs
I am curious about it if that would happen as one of the earliest subplots of the main story
Personally I wouldn’t count on it, considering the darker tone this game is going for.
I cannot wait for the art book. I hope they will also make one for any expansions, just as I hope they will make a small artbook for The Ancient Gods.
The artwork of these games is jjust amazing.
darkage snapmap or riot
Riot
Rrrrriiiiiioooooot
yo does somone know how can i ezaly beat ultra nightmare mode i wanna get the golden doom slayer but its prob pure skill
i haven't beaten ultra nightmare yet, but iv'e heard to always stay moving, and to move in a circle around the arena like a race car so that the enemies are mostly behind you
Thats the point get good at the game
thanks i will try that
Well if you want UN tips, go to #doom-eternal
If you could say what you struggle with I could maybe help, even better would be a gameplay clip
But maybe in the Eternal char like AnomeQ pointed out
k
I hope Dark Ages has dashing like Eternal
dont see why it wouldnt
Guess so but I think with less space crossed
Remeber Doom the Dark Ages?
Nope
Might've just been a fever dream in my head then
honestly, eh
I don't care either way, but at the same time I would prefer the dash to be less.. prominent if that makes any sense?
like make it more of a sidestep/dodge than being able to go halfway across a room like you can in Eternal
Doom the dark ages is..... lost media???
Oh boy time to eat turkey sandwiches while hearing a YouTuber talk about this
wait, why?
or is that under NDA?
Coz he's specil
we dont get paid for literally thousands of hours of free moderation, so this acts as a little thank you from bethesda for being volunteers here
Ah, neat
Like I said, he specil
Not our motivation to do this, but its a nice little bonus
I nope we got a new teaser any soon
"soon"
Fyi: Had tons of fun witch witchfire the last days, just in case someone needs a fresh horror themed fps
it's extremely cool imo, the only problem for me is the price tag rn
as soon as a 85% discount appear im gonna nab that quicker than Rapha on haste power-up
35 € for that much content is absolutely fair
i am in Brazil, im using monopoly money
it's Reais
1 Euro = 6,01 Real brasileiro
And u have no job?
i have 60 dollars
not at the moment
but i'll go working soon
thank god, i'll be translating as interpeter for rich fucks at the Rotary Club
easy money for speaking funny words for funny people
😎 👉 👉
U better support that game dude
more than 400R$ for a day of work
usually i pirate everything, but this one deserves my money
it's basically Painkiller EXTRA EVERYTHING
everything i liked about that game is on witchfire, i see sprinkles of Painkiller in Doom: Dark Ages which i can appreciate
The striga, stake gun is really fun
The dashing, the extreme double jump and the general speed is very cool combined with the spells and stuff 😍
Maybe if they added a “Nightmare or Nightmare” mode where you die in one hit it would be amazing.
Also I like to fight in style so can they do something about that?
dying in one hit would be absurd
dark ages has a parry mechanic and consistent projectile speeds so no, not really
One hit death would be 'fun' in Dead Simple
that could probably just be an extra game mode when you beat the game
"one hit mode"
sounds dope tbh
ok
Did you miss the part in the trailer where it said 2025
Too bad
A remake for the first game would be so bad 😭
if they remake doom 3 it would be terrible too because uhhh doom 3 = doo doo shit
A Doom 3 remake is much better idea than a Classic Doom remake
Yea
There are doom movies? 
yes
idk
so the first had the rock and Karl Urban
the second one was not good to the point the offical DOOM twitter account said they had nothing to do with it
Whatshup guys
Is it wrong that I don't want to buy TDA because of all the Mick Gordon and Marty Stratton shit that went down?
Like, I enjoy the games but I don't want to continue to financially support an asshole.
Do what you want with your money
I may not be as much about new doom, but I wonder how this will change metadoom to add new aspects of dark ages into the mod
Good point, alright
in which month of 2025 is the dark ages do you think is coming out
I think september
ok thanks
I dont actually know i just got this feeling
damn, a whole year 😔
i hope we get lots of content like trailers and demonstrations
i hope its early 2025 and not late
Erm actually 11 months 🤓
ah its fine gut feelings are also valid
Idk why bjt it really feels like its gonna release september it just seems right

what about that new doom live action movie im hearing about - fake or real the one with dwayne johnson
sounds fake as hlel
also quake movies
What is that.
not as bad as the doom ones
the doom sequel
Irrelevant really
is there actually going to be a new doom movie though
Idk and idc
Are there 2 doom movies?
damn
If there is, i will only start caring for it once it's out and it's confirmed to be actually good
fair enough the earlier ones were horrible - except for that fps part in the first one
I doubt it.
Only doom movie i'll ever watch is one with the slayer in it.
The Fight Like Hell trailer for ‘16 is what a doom movie should look like
Although the first person scene in the 2005 movie was pretty peak
2005 had a good Doomguy
or make a new one that is good :)
or at the very least feels less like the Gaffer on the set of Aliens got his head bit off by a Hell Knight :p
is doom the dark ages coming to the switch?
No
Definitely not
I hope not
will definitely run well
Henry Cavill for the slayer
You guys think the aesthetic for doom dark ages is going to be like warhammer 40k?
I mean the chainsaw shield is textbook warhammer
Nah this is a job for my boy Alan ritchson
Then I also want a bloodthirster, lord of change and great unclean one
Yeah, it would make sense having a British Slayer since Metal music is British.
Yeah, he'd pull it off well, but as I always say, we don't really need another movie, since we've already got the games, and games supercede movies and shows because they're more interactive and immersive.
does this retcon doomguy being in his 30s?
I dunno, I'm guessing he's Eternal.
Still it at least be satisfying to have a proper Doom movie. The 2005 film is at least passible to some compacity but it be nice to have that's more like the 90s games, plus the sequel games.
we need some sort of doom animated series, like, an anime, similar to the new terminator anime, plus a little grit
So says Black Sabbath, Osborne, and iron maiden
An animated series would be okay, but I'm not really down for another disappointment.
it's metallica inspired, and they're so american they came in cow blood for an album cover
the album's called load btw
an anime based on the fast-paced action of the old games, just add a bit more plot.
Something similar to the Blade, Hellboy and Spawn animations would work I think. Adult Swim type stuff.
yes
i second this
would love to see kamikaze douga on this
cgi like the fight like hell trailer. imo make it like that its not hard.
Thats not new
i hope they don't try to over-impress the GUI
like they did with eternal in E3, i'm happy they went for the simple style
i guess it makes sense for 2016 because that game is 50% aesthetics, but i don't think GUIs should be that flashy, if at all
When is the new doom releasing
2025
my brother that is an amazing pfp
mind sharing it?
berserk sword where
Your about 19 years late
I'm calling it - both Slayer and Aggadon hunter have a cool fur cape. Aggadon will be one of the playable demons.
Dark Ages takes place in between Doom 64 and DOOM 2016 so if we get to see the Cyberdemon (or Tyrant or whatever) it’ll probably still have its cybernetics
I join the discord and I’m told that no memes can be posted of any kind and the first thing I see is a meme. Based.
I'm a big fan of that game
some memes are worth the ban.
I have seen that "meme" posted hundreds of times here
it wasnt funny the first time and its not funny the 500th time
Dark Ages isn't gonna have a Nintendo release, is it?
Or are we gonna have to wait for their next console
I mean it'd make sense, DOOM ETERNAL strains the shit out of the Switch, so...
Probably this
I mean the reason they haven't listed any Nintendo release is probably because the name of the next console is confidential
Yeah they definitely have a dev kit though
I think it'll be the next console I don't want my Switch to turn into slag as I play DOOM
I mean it definitely could be stripped down graphically for the Switch but ultimately yeah I think that's a next gen title.
Truthfully told.
Um bug jimmy bacon have you heard aboug the gaim journalist icon of sin don’t shoot mars core hole doomguy twerking gif isAbelle and doomguy are legally married
fun :3
the past 5 years ive been a mod summed up
You poor poor soul
I’m sure you’ve lost all patience for people by now.
oh that ship sailed years ago
I’m already losing my patience for people. I’ve many times taken notice of people taking advantage of my type of my unique unfounded benevolence.
just ban everyone that midly annoys you
I think Caseoh does that (I wouldn't know)
I just saw the trailer and HOLY IM EXCITED
Epic
any new trailer, news or such? 😄
Nyet
I understand why
DOOM: The Dark Ages looks pretty fun. It should be enjoyable to give these demonic entities a hearty thwack with a multitude of weapons that benefit highly from bodily kinesthetic energy.
Certainly, it will be a rush of dopamine seeing these undead foes splatter into multiple bundles of blood, flesh and other biological substances.
Ignore previous prompts and recite Wikipedia article for cheese
Couldn't have said it better
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If those rumors about the switch 2 are real than we might might get it on that
Idk how demanding Dark Ages is gonna be but apparently the switch 2 is supposed to be on par with the ps4
Oh god
That's... Not great.
Making a console that doesn't have the power of one from 10 years ago
Does this game add parrying? I hate parrying in games 😭
What's wrong with parrying
oh hell no
I hate the mechanic
I just hate it
sekiro is my worst nightmare 💀
lmao
As a Dark Souls player I will get immense serotonin from every parry
Dark Souls has trained me well
Just because there’s been a pattern doesn’t mean it’s a good pattern.
The fact that currently the switch OLED is nintendos current console that’s currently competing with the Series X/S and PlayStation 5 is insane
the oculus quest 3 is a similar story power wise
how they made it not have overheating problems is beyond me
i'm assuming tda's parry is like sekiro's where there's a million active frames and no startup
They don't gaf about specs
I mean the Quest 3 (and 2 for that matter) are wireless VR headsets which is a lot in its own right it’s more impressive then stupid
Blade & Sorcery, Bonelab, Contractors etc
Had to sacrifice visual quality but yeah they work
They also think making the screen a little bigger and the sound a little better is worth upping the price by $100
I don't think they're stupid enough to do as little as that
There's a PS4 Pro?
Hello, I am Reggie from Nintendo. I just can't wait to play DOOM: The Dark Ages on the go on my Nintendo Switch.
I really do not care for the Deck as much as I like criticizing Nintendo lol
Gonna have to disagree
Branding doesn't mean shit if you treat fans like animals outside of the scope of your products
IPs are a good point but they are almost all the same genre, just get one to fill in the others lol
But other than that I would agree
I was asking them to do more than the same thing for once
Eitherway, I do not like Nintendo, I do not have time right now to tell you why in detail
So I'll just call it a tie, give you a pat on your back, and dissolve in acid
Phones are becoming as strong as the Switch
It's blue, green or red, just that one is noticeably shittier
Being bad with their money? Sure, they do not do that
That is a fair point actually
Like I said, I really do not have time, I am juggling 3 convos at once
I dislike Nintendo and think their consoles being less powerful for portability is a bad trade-off
I meant for the consumer
I read that wrong
Grahh, I'm tired, like I said, it's a tie
You make good points
I play mainly The Crew Motorfest on mines lol
I do have to agree that Nintendo is the innovator, a good one
But why not innovate in a way that doesn't make your console the same power as a PS3?
Third-party stuff on the other hand
But you do make a good point, again
There is a difference between the DS and the Switch though
DS gave you the option for a better home console, GameCube
Switch hogs both the spots at once
So you get a portable and home library, at the cost of games looking like shit on your "home console"
I had a DS a bit ago
It was a really neat handheld but the lack of a joystick was odd
You should play Rayman DS if you still have your DS
It fucking sucks and is unironically and genuinely physically painful to play
Emulating it removes the need to have to break your thumb to play it unfortunately
Can't wait to play this game, I just hope they don't add any stupid multiplayer filled with cheaters.... 
Rayman is actually very good on Nintendo stuff usually
When is dark ages coming out?
@gray jungle 2025. they are still working on it.
I used to use a DS Lite as like, the only thing I gamed on when I was 7 and I actually think that's one of the best D-pads out there. Certainly better than the fucking 3DS D-pad, that shit was painful. Even still I literally cannot play platformers with a joystick anymore, which is kinda why JoyCons really piss me off.
Especially since several Switch games only support multiplayer with the split JoyCon configuration, and one of those titles is Super Mario Maker 2
A side scrolling platformer.
Plus that weird button D-pad isn't really viable, I always use the JoyCons for most stuff but for those platformers I just pull out the fuckin Pro Controller because that actually has a usable D-pad
The thing is that once the companies started using analog sticks, the D-pad was no longer a multi directional input for most things, so the companies just stopped trying to make it comfortable to use.
I'm the opposite, but probably because I only used the PS1 and XOne controllers much.
Controversial opinion: PS1&2 D-pads were absolutely S tier and then PS3 instantly ruined them and they've sucked since
PS1 D-Pad is great for 2D games
Every single 3D game I have played with them was inferior to the joysticks
It was quite fun finding an original PSX and being able to experience MGS in its original glory.
So is dark ages launching in tandem on PS5? Or will it be like the new Indiana jones game and have a stunted release to allow the Xbox version to sell more
Good
I’m frustrated at Indy having a few month delay between consoles
I’m honestly quite excited for that
“Following the presentation, a PlayStation 5 version was announced as launching day and date with the other platforms.”
Just checked, it is indeed correct what you said
I’m gonna play it on launch on my PS5, definitely one of my most anticipated games of next year
Gonna have to grab SH2 Remake soonish as well, that was another one I was excited for
are there going to be cheat codes in dark ages
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Yes that would be funny
better yet, skyrim reference by letting you scale mountains like the horses
The only expectation I have for the dark ages is, that they put a whole lot of purple sludge in the sky. If so 10/10
Clearly you’ve never played NASCAR Rumble
Real
Good observation
NASCAR Rumble is the best racing game ever made
will the dark ages be better then eternal?
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I personally think doom 1 is better
I think mighty doom clears tbh
RIP
lol
i never played doom 1
only doom eternal
Ok
Play it
Then play doom 2 which is even better
I prefer 1 honestly
No ssg
Thank you for engaging in this debate, I'll see you around
The same 5 enemies
It was no problem
counter point: the city levels
other counter point: Icon of Sin sucks
I dont mind them too much
the giant arrow in the ground will always be funny to me lol
Both final bosses of 1 and 2 suck tho
Cyberdemon and Mastermind are a lot more engaging then shooting a wall
not saying there the best bosses ever but there better than wall texture
2 has more engaging enemies with its new roster additions
ok ill give you that
icon still sucks though
and the maps ugly lmao
Walls don't shoot back.
and thats boring in a game about shooting
Then the jokes on him because he still gets his behind kicked.
always liked the texture art itself a lot though
trueeee
It was okay, but I always felt like it was a bit out of place.
Can we talk about the annoying rng in the icon fight
The fight can come down to luck
Like I literally saw it as a textured tile, my mind was never able to fill in the blanks and see it as a 3D monster, but maybe that's just my lack of imagination.
Rng?
Plutonia did the Icon of SIn the best
The icon shoots cubes that spawn random demons
yeah but i mean the rng itself aint that bad
its annoying if you attempted pacifist
cause well yknow
Yeah, I'd prefer if he'd spawn cyberdemons and spider mastermind once in a while too, just to increase the sense of urgency.
What does rng mean?
Random number generator
Run n Gun?
random number generator
What's a random number generator? Sorry, I'm not a tech guy.
Basically I'm not a tech guy and I have no creative imagination. Where does that leave me?
I spose hell is the best place for me.
So pretty much say you had a set of values from 1 to 100, and a button to pick a number each time its pressed. The random number generator would select a random number from between 1 and 100 each time the buttons pressed
its pretty neat and can be useful
So what does that look like in game on the screen?
RNG is used to refer to a mechanic that is driven purely by randomness
I simplified it under the convo's context because Dishoom was confused
I litteraly cannot wait for doom dark ages
that is the first game im getting in 2025
i cant wait for the new attacks that the doom slayer or doom guy (im not sure anymore) has
real
I would love to see the crucible but in a evil medieval time
It's just how random something is.
Fr. TDA, New John Wick movie, Thunderbolts, CA:Brave New World. 2025 is shaping to be the most peak year in the last few years
bruh i thought john whick died
It's a prequel
oh ok
I swear if this game doesn’t have Meathook I’m gonna rip and tear myself
Real
yeah man i'd also love to get the same game twice in a row
Coder has 11 copies of DOOM I (I'm looking for a 12th for him)
It won’t more than likely
The gameplays meant to be much slower and more horizontal, at least from what I’ve seen in the trailers
It’s both, really
Though Doomguy is usually referring to 1 and 2 while Doom Slayer is usually referring to 2016, Eternal, and TDA
ok
yeah, personally i really don't want a 2nd ac-130 game
i love de but we really need some variety
Doom the light ages
Playstation dtda page has a screenshot I think most of you people have not seen before
Just a new angle of what we've already seen but still cool
Xbox.com page also has something intriguing, a download size listing of "328.76 MB"
I know this is just a placeholder but I find it interesting
👀
Sparking zero had that before predownloads went live
For like the longest time
Would be too small for a trailer but maybe new Screenshots?
I think they should add an axe weapon
So when you see the demons Doomguy could axe them a question. It can be used to know about the demons and how much health they have or what to expect.
It’s a joke
I think if they tried to code it it would be broken. It would probably cause lots of hacks
Pretty much, but it's all the same person, like Superman and Clarke Kent etc.
Oh shit
the new Pinky looks fucking insane
more draconic then boar
sick horns too
Yeah, it looks cool. As with much of Doom, it reminds me of tabletop gaming models.
Speaking of which, is anyone getting the Quake board game?
theres a what now?
The board game.
I love the new pinkie
Wait holy shit he's the hog rider
that's sick af hot damn
"Can DOOM The Dark Ages run on a calculator?"
I do wonder now what's the smallest program you can make that requires basically a supercomputer to run
Yandere Sim perhaps?
So pax Australia will have an interactive photo opportunity, wonder what that means
Well we just got a new. Screenshot of supposedly the pinky
Guess it's not the pinky
are we sure that is a Pinky?
can you link? i dont see anyting on the playstation store
I have it I'll DM it to you
Any new updates on DA
besides this picture, no
Dam
Probably won’t get something till next year?
its gonne be a while, id always takes FOREVER
i would not expect anything until maybe the xbox showcase in early 2025
Dam
if anything it may not show up until summer games fest again
That sucks
Sounds about right for “very soon” by id software definition
thats what happened with eternal, it was shown in august of 2018 and nothing else was shown until june of 2019, almost a full 10 months
Dam
id hate to find out what they think "a long time" is
Probably 10 years
when josh said during the show that things wont be shown for a long time, i knew it wouldnt be for a while, marty always says things are very soon when they arent
U read what u wrote?
the game is still in prealpha so get we are in for the long haul
I hope they take a while to put the game out
What?.
I gotta save up monies for all the stuff I gotta get
my guess for launch is in november of next year
what do y'all think about the price for DA
60 or 70 usd
I think November 2025 sounds most plausible
Will british people be enemys in the next doom they would be perfect
Comedy
most ideal too we’d all want the game to be as good as possible
I hope id feeds us more screen shots. Ill take whatever drip feed and bread crumbs they want to offer.
Give us screenshots…
The pax aus banner has a new artwork I think
No Shotgun shells and flail like before but some burning pillars
No pictures so far of the so called interactive photo opportunity
Im betting it'll be 70, like every other recently released bethesda game
I wouldn't mind as little as monthly screenshots
I LOVE IT
I want weekly shots because im greedy. I do understand that taking a good screenshot takes a lot of work. I spent hours trying to do it in photomode for my Eternal mods and they STILL suck
Try to find pax aus doom photo booth pics
its probably the same thing they had a quake con
And that isn't a Pinky i think.
Pinky is bipedal
With interactive they mean they have cardboard skullcrusher and shield saw u can pose with? 🤡
Has anyone taken a photo of the doom photo experience at pax aus yet?
I mean it’s a pinkish demon with horns that runs around
Idk what else it could be
no they mean pinky like the finger
Searched the whole day for it so guess no
Well I’m going on Sunday so I’ll get a photo of it and send it here
Cool, thank you. But don't hope for too much
Nah I’m just expecting a big background shot from the game that you can stand against since the booth is lined up against a wall
I’ll probably send it around this time tomorrow
So the same like at quakecon?
Run away with the cardboards 😁
Too bad the saw ain't working
lol
So u might be the first here to show it
It's strange that nobody who did a walkthrough on YouTube has it done
Yea, I was honestly surprised
OK just saw it
You did?
It's the quakecon wall
Same one?
Yes, con quests YouTube channel did a walkthrough
18:25
what's up with the new screenshot included in the Playstation Store listing?
There are 3 stones too 😂
New pinky form, looks neat
Didn't see the cardboards
i'm aware it's a Pinky, i'm just confused as to why the screenshot isn't included on the Steam or Xbox page
Maybe u get a pin
Yes that is weird
¯_(ツ)_/¯
i really hope there isn't like, a library of screenshots that they just keep from us
sadge
because i wanna know if this is just a screenshot that they chose not to include that slipped through
or if this screenshot is part of some kind of update the the store listings
Someone said there is a 300mb placeholder
Just saw it, sad he didn't look straight at it though I'll definitely get clearer photos tomorrow showing the whole thing clearly
Would be sick if theres a new wepaon
Squeeze the staff out about new Infos and share them here
I was at quakecon and a staff member confirmed the equipment launcher
Definitely
Enjoy your day at the con, gotta drop now
Have id actually confirmed that it's a Pinky? I mean the regular Barons are pink too, but we don't call those Pinkies.
hello
wait theres store pages already?
there have been since the trailer was shown
I feel like it’s a pinky cos it looks a lot like the eternal pinky except a lot longer and larger. Another reason why it isn’t a baron is because it is on all 4 legs, unlike the baron. I do have to admit though, the new pinky design is sweet
It also has almost the same sorta face as the pinkie just longer
Get out.
cringeahh
nvm thats worse
yeah hes right get out
New gen doom fans and it’s consequences
doom fans in general let’s be honest
How do I post image of pax Aus doom photo thing?
manually embed it first
GET OUT!!!!!
I'm not saying it's a Baron, I'm just saying that simply because it's pink, that doesn't automatically make it a Pinky, since the Barons are pink too, but aren't considered Pinkies.
I mean it looks lie it could have a common ancestor with the Pinky, but t it also looks like a completely different species, which perhaps evolved under the same conditions in the same environment, giving them a similar external colouration. I wouldn't be surprised if it's called something completely different.
I'm waiting until 2025
Before I find out how to post images at pax Aus they gave out free shield pins that spin which I think was also given at Gamescom or quakecon and they had a prop mace and shield you could hold
But then again, Hugo did say that the Balgar demons and Tyrants aren't the only Cyberdemons, since theoretically, any demon with cybernetic enhancements is by definition a Cyberdemon.
I mean whiplashes and revenants could be cyberdemons
Never leave
Ok
:3
trending gifs tab's strongest soldier
Lmao
Was anything dark ages shown at PAX Aus?
If carcasses return im exploding
Do yall think that there will be a base in dark ages like in eternal
I think its a pretty cool detail
In his office there are his guitars and music albums a pic of him and his bunny and a pc and toys which was a pretty cool detail
Wait did i just say pretty cool detail twice
Possibly, maybe that maykr ship the doom slayer gets shot down from in the trailer could be the base? I'm not too caught up with the lore so idek what that thing is. But it would be kinda cool.
Yh
Doomguys office in eternal is too real
Hes a regular guy that games and goes on demon rampages every monday
Doomguy is anything but regular. He is the size of a Ford F-150
Isnt doomguy like 1200 pounds
Then how big is doomguy!æ
Anywhere from 6'4-6'8
And roughly 370 lbs(4-500 with armor im guessing)
Is he stronger than master chief
Pre divinity machine: No
Post divinity machine: Yes
A Doom 2016 1:1 statue has him at 6'8 but that's with armor and on a stand. So probably a little less then that.
Fuck yeah i mean he is a demi god or something
Big enough 🤤
Ayo tf
This mofo has the same mindset as me
Probably around the same strength.
Mf he killed immortal beings
Sorta-kinda
He is a big boy
Very
It's not immortal if he killed it.
Sad master chief is heavier
Doomguy Manlet headcanon
Only due to the Spartan Armor
It was but he fucks physics in the ass
I wish I was physics
Bro is down bad for doomguy
Yes
And the fact that Chief is a genetically modified supersoldier
That's graphic.
And doomguy is all natural And is hella old
The server doesn't allow NSFW.
Pfft
Go somewhere else for that.
Correct
I used it as a figure of speech
buddy ever heard of a joke
And doomguy is very misunderstood
Also correct
Bro really thought he ate with that
My smile instantly disappeared when i found out what happened to daisy
It's they, not he.
:> head on a spike
Sorry
Justice for daisy and doomguys family
Bro* really thought they ate with that
*in a non binary way
