general_chat

[narrow cedar]

I feel so dead. We should hang out/j

[slow tinsel]

We shouldnt. You dont want to be sick

[patent grove]

Chat

[narrow cedar]

Feeling any better today btw?...... id guess not but.

[patent grove]

I’m about to devour oranges

[narrow cedar]

You go

[slow tinsel]

I mean, atleast i dont feel like falling over every 5 minutes anymore

[narrow cedar]

Well that's an improvement

[slow tinsel]

But other than that, no

And i probably ate the most today again, i ate half a bun

This is one half

[narrow cedar]

Hon im telling yah as a friend.... a doctors opinion couldn't hurt.

Also nice pants.

[slow tinsel]

Doctors appointment at 3:45pm + waiting time

[patent grove]

I had a small bowl of chocolates

[narrow cedar]

Epic!

[gaunt scaffold]

cereals here!

[narrow cedar]

Man wish I could do that. But toof.

[slow tinsel]

Its 11:30AM rn

[narrow cedar]

Man I hope whatevers going on isnt expensive but it feels expensive. Like wisdom tooth removal expensive.

Without dental insurance btw

[slow tinsel]

I was about to ask why you have to pay for that but i forgot you're from Pay-for-everything land

[narrow cedar]

Oh I have medical through the state just not dental.

[slow tinsel]

germany classifies dental as medical

[narrow cedar]

Hell an er visit recently cost me like $3.75

Without it was like 4,000

[slow tinsel]

Still 3.75 too much

[narrow cedar]

.......

Man that hurts to say.

[slow tinsel]

Lovely

[narrow cedar]

........... I have definite opinions....... ill leave it at eat the rich.

[gaunt scaffold]

.....depends

[slow tinsel]

Eat the rich and let them pay for the utensils*

[narrow cedar]

Have them make the utensils i say.

[dense nova]

halo chat frendoes

[narrow cedar]

Hi chimkin

[dense nova]

how do on this fine morn?

[narrow cedar]

Tooth hurty but just annoying. Other than that good. Had good convo with raven yesterday night.

[slow tinsel]

First we seize the company, then we give the rich the same work as everyone else

[dense nova]

owie teef

[patent grove]

We should deploy the….angy chimkin

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-hen-turn-around-pout-cute-gif-7129871005136724743

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/ocean-park-roy-chiken-chicken-anime-gif-9761880861291882399

[narrow cedar]

My lawyer has informed me I should stop here.

[weak vessel]

my PC came with a bunch of rbg all over it
it doesn't have any RGB strips or anything so I didn't spot until I unboxed the thing and got it set up...
all the fans light up with RGB
and the NVME drive has a strip of RGB down it
and the GPU has lit up branding...

gives me a simulated unicorn explosion every time I turn it on

[narrow cedar]

Fr. It sucks.

[slow tinsel]

Yea, i get why

[dense nova]

i hope you get it sorted soon, tooth aches never fun

ive had plenty of it

[narrow cedar]

Yeah....... ugh im not looking forward to it if its my wisdom teeth.

[weak vessel]

surely the first step in eating the rich is to seize the means of utensil production

downhill all the way once you got the cutlery

[weak vessel]

we'll need a decent chef though

[narrow cedar]

Hi

[weak vessel]

I vote Gordan Ramsay

[weak vessel]

"elegant prose of the year" award contender right here

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/familyguy-who-cares-family-guy-gif-6181880

it'd be funny if you were original, unfortunately you're not

[slow tinsel]

Literally me (but i'm not a girl and i don't have a rat)

[kindred kayak]

mentally ill vio and [REDACTED] they're emotionally dependant on ✨

[median thorn]

I feel attacked. I have an emotional support bun

https://giphy.com/gifs/cute-bunny-bnuuy-bnuy-PSQMiLUOgig6Fc2kRW

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/pancake-gif-26384818

[median thorn]

nuu my pancaku!

[slow tinsel]

There is nothing i'm emotionally dependent on, all my dependencies have been removed

[kindred kayak]

mentally ill vio and [REDACTED] they're [DATA EXPUNGED] ✨

[slow tinsel]

How dare you using they pronouns for me /j

[kindred kayak]

mentally ill vio and [REDACTED] [REMOVED AT REQUST BY ETHICS COMMITTEE] [DATA EXPUNGED]

[dense nova]

i mean

[slow tinsel]

How do you want to know vio is my real name

[slow tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-over-head-gif-19697548

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/drax-the-destroyer-dave-bautista-metaphor-guardians-of-the-galaxy-over-my-head-gif-3613490

[narrow cedar]

I can hear this video lol

[kindred kayak]

mom found the yaoi

[primal harbor]

here go chat

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CQ6GBtojS8FpIES8A6igyvTI_hXTS645zigu-W4CnHs/edit?usp=sharing

[patent grove]

Currently installing Forza 6

[dense nova]

i believe we can drive together

i has it too

I assume crossplay works between pc and console

[gaunt scaffold]

CHAT!!!!! 3 days left!
then its time for Dagger vs Dagger action!q

[brazen ivy]

brother what did xeno 3 do to bumbas hair

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-shocked-confused-what-huh-gif-26654819

[gaunt scaffold]

https://klipy.com/gifs/happy-halloween-costume--k01KRZTY6JRBVDXCRNK7FYCC4HR

[kindred kayak]

dinner just showed up on my front lawn

[brazen ivy]

that turkey looks ready for a fight

[narrow cedar]

Now thats a beautiful bird right there

[kindred kayak]

tastey you mean

[weak vessel]

sink a wee dram of whiskey to honor the wild turkey

[dense nova]

beautiful and tasty

[weak vessel]

not a huge fan of bourbons and that, but wild turkey is tasty

[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/TROOVY/status/2056112526857797920

Antoine (@TROOVY)

Introducing Hanta Virus

Quoting Kartik (@kartikhq)
︀
Branding Hanta virus

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FixupX · May 17, 2026, 8:40 PM

BRUH

[kindred kayak]

that is beautiful

[weak vessel]

epic

maybe even too on the nose?

but I has a dark sense of humor

classically british

[narrow cedar]

Nah.

[kindred kayak]

but

but

turkey dinner

https://tenor.com/view/puss-in-boots-the-last-wish-puss-in-boots-eyes-hat-cute-cute-eyes-gif-27299492

[narrow cedar]

Never said you couldn't eat it. Just saying animals are cool.

[weak vessel]

turkey can be epic, just have to roast it right:
not too hot, do it low and slow
and wrap the thing in a whole pig'sworth of bacon to keep it moist

[kindred kayak]

sick

imma go get my bow & arrow

[narrow cedar]

[lavish lily]

[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/FelpsCrypto/status/2056375351190667555/en
https://fixupx.com/Pirat_Nation/status/2056057659376517520

Felpz Crypto (@FelpsCrypto)

📑 Translated from Portuguese

🚨Do you understand what happened with Subnautica 2? A game that was genuinely loved. Very positive reviews. Record-breaking download numbers. People were excited. Then they read the EULA (End User License Agreement). - You are not the OWNER of the game; you have a LICENSE that can be revoked at any time. - They collect your personal data and device information. - Streaming and recording require legal notices. - Mods you create within the game—they have legal rights over them. - VPN use is prohibited. - Disputes are resolved by arbitration only in California. - They can change ANY of these terms whenever they want, without consulting you. People started requesting refunds not because the game is bad, but because they finally READ what they had agreed to. The gaming industry has been doing this for years. Subnautica 2 is just the first time enough people paid attention.

Original text
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FixupX · May 18, 2026, 2:04 PM

Pirat_Nation 🔴 (@Pirat_Nation)

Subnautica 2's Steam EULA is getting huge backlash.
︀︀
︀︀On first launch, players must accept a detailed End User License Agreement, and players are worried after read them
︀︀
︀︀>The agreement grants a license to play the game rather than transferring ownership.
︀︀
︀︀>It includes restrictions on streaming, screenshots, recordings, and certain types of content creation or monetization, often requiring disclaimers.
︀︀
︀︀>The publisher retains the right to revoke access for specified reasons.
︀︀
︀︀>Terms may be updated unilaterally, with users expected to review changes.
︀︀
︀︀>The agreement covers data collection practices involving personal and device information.
︀︀
︀︀>It addresses ownership of player-created content, modifications, and related materials.
︀︀
︀︀>Additional clauses address liability limits, dispute resolution through arbitration in California, and prohibitions on certain software tools, VPN use…

FixupX · May 17, 2026, 5:02 PM

ohhhhhhh

that's BAD bad

[ornate seal]

Some people believe this. Uneducated Fear mongerer's are among the worst

[weak vessel]

animals are cool
they're also tasty
I've seen Attenborough... I know the score out there in the wild
I don't hunt for sport, but I'll eat stuff that used to run around
food is food - I embrace the natural way: nature red in tooth and claw etc etc

[narrow cedar]

Fair. As do I.

[karmic rampart]

I reposted this because it was funny someone "branded" the virus

[weak vessel]

I am kind to all insects and animals I meet (unless they're on my plate)

[narrow cedar]

Id sooner preserve what we have left though

[weak vessel]

and some of the people

[alpine pike]

Remember, the original devs from the Subnautica got overtaken by a disgusting greedy CEO, a trial went over and the original devs got the game franchise back

[weak vessel]

being kind to that is not eating

it looks good

[patent grove]

I believe all that EULA hoopla was krafton’s doing

And is now invalid anyway

[ornate seal]

Also the majority of the EULA is a mix of everyday, normal EULA stuff, and unenforcable stuff/not related to their region.

We see this shit all the time (e.g. people getting up in arms over the Once Human EULA)

[karmic rampart]

so you're telling me they let people agree to these EULAs after repossessing the franchise?

[ornate seal]

And its just ragebait

[weak vessel]

I liked subnautica 1, need to take another run at it see if I can work out what the hell is going in inside the ||weird alien temple thing||...

[novel horizon]

People being surprised that EULAs mean liscenses is like being surprised that milkshakes have milk in them. ITS IN THE DANG NAME IDIOTS

[patent grove]

Isn’t Thor currently playing Subnautica 2?

[karmic rampart]

if it's unenforceable, why is it even in it?

[kindred kayak]

okay update
my spawnpoint has informed me that as a result of a lack of a certificate known as a "hunting liscense" i can't get a turkey dinner

[alpine pike]

No, I am telling you that this might been true until the original devs got their franchise back, and there might some leftovers to fix

[kindred kayak]

common governmental L
needing a liscense for fun

[alpine pike]

I mean, somethings needs regulations so it doesn't go out of hands

[weak vessel]

they'll be running with the existing Krafton drafted EULA until they leave early access I guess

no point paying legal to review new terms if you're not going to a 1.0 release for any reason

[crude sleet]

girl, Subnautica was such an easy win for any 2nd game. Its such a beloved franchise people follow it blindly, it was the same with KSP

CAN WE PLEASE STOP RUINING FRANCHISES FOR THE SAKE OF DAMN MONEY

[alpine pike]

Yupp

[patent grove]

Krafton probably had it put in place, and Unknown worlds probably forgot to remove it

[ornate seal]

Ask them. How are they going to enforce "No VPN usage"

You can tell its rage bait because PIRAT_NATION posted it

[alpine pike]

people don't seem to know what happened to Subnautica at all

[crude sleet]

yet another reason im not buying Subnautica 2

[karmic rampart]

well I hope this gets fixed fast

[patent grove]

EULAs only matter if the company enforces their policies

I believe

[alpine pike]

In due time, the previous CEO really made a mess of things

[weak vessel]

maybe they'll have some people draft up new terms? takes time and money
you don't just pull them out of your behind...

... or do you?
<vsauce music>

[alpine pike]

As public perception are skewed

And people think that a company is run by evil dudes

[crude sleet]

it really doesnt matter, people have agreed to the Eula, and it legally stands

[alpine pike]

people are so simple minded

in their arguments

[weak vessel]

not quite - different bits of the EULA will be unenforcable depending on where you live and what your local laws are

[novel horizon]

Much like a lot of other contracts, a lot of stuff there is there because the government would raise eyebrows if not.

Take the vpn stuff for example. Even though they can't enforce it on the end user, its still there because any lawyer worth their salt would look for it

[alpine pike]

An EULA cannot contradict the national law

[weak vessel]

issue is no-one's got the money to go to court over a game, or a netflix subscription, or an app or whatever

but most EULA isn't worth the paper it's not written on anymore

[plucky lark]

it wasn't the devs it was the founders of unknown worlds. After krafton lost the court battle for being stupid, the court gave the founders back full control of unknown worlds.

[ornate seal]

How are they doing to enforce screenshots, recordings, content creation, VPN usage etc.

Any court with half a brain would just throw that out

[alpine pike]

Yeah, that's what I am saying

[alpine pike]

MAGIC

it's all magic

[patent grove]

Anyway

[weak vessel]

whenever I see "ban VPNs" or "you can't VPN with this service" shit...
do these people even know what a VPN is?

[patent grove]

The CEO of krafton should trip on inconvenient legos

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1500440609767559329/KhronShrug.gif

[alpine pike]

No, they don't, and that's the beauty of it

[weak vessel]

I could be VPN'ing now and no-one would know apart from me and my VPN provider

[ornate seal]

It's literally "Please don't do these things we don't want you to do waaaah"

They don't really have the legs to stand on to enforce it

[alpine pike]

Yes, if people sniff your traffic, they can know from where to where but not what's in the traffic

[weak vessel]

and maybe some backend internet infrastructure boxes deep within the bowels of the 'nets that no-one has direct access to

[plucky lark]

Also. After krafton lost the court battle and the founders regained full control krafton got taken off the games store as the publishers

[alpine pike]

Again, that's what I meant

You think I remember the dude the screwed things up

to me, he is a forgotten prick

[dense nova]

''Its incredibly well looked after''

[alpine pike]

Dirt can be cleaned out, how about the interior?

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/haha-oops-1--k01KRZWM8PWRKDN9HX5YG4JFYZQ

[dense nova]

idk, it didnt show

cant even tell you what car it is, cuz its not in my collection yet

[plucky lark]

Subnautica 2 is good atm. nothing wrong minus a few bugs and a few things missing as its in Early Access like how the 1st game started out. Krafton's bs got left in the ToS. krafton isn't even mentioned as the publisher on the steam page.

hell. it even says Very positive at 93% atm on Steam

[gaunt scaffold]

https://klipy.com/gifs/shot-marvin--k01KRZWNX09QKNXCSSDB8Q6G51Y

[crude sleet]

its not known that was krafton's TOS

thats a speculation

[alpine pike]

Lucky that the bullet didin't go through the head

as normally it would

also, now we know that blanks can kill

[plucky lark]

it literally says krafton in the tos when reading it. Thor read it on stream yesterday

[patent grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1262439705333731431/1502470166813081670/20260227_142110.gif

[plucky lark]

its krafton bs

[alpine pike]

Sounds like someone is spewing information of something they didn't read

[crude sleet]

still doesnt matter, that EULA was agreed to by people, and was left in the game, its enforceable

[alpine pike]

oooof

[ornate seal]

You know what else is speculation? Thinking they can enforce most of the BS in the EULA.

[outer sparrow]

chat i heard skellys thirst for the fanta

[ornate seal]

It's really not. Its a company thinking they can get away with it if its worded seriously enough

[crude sleet]

minecraft has an even vaguer EULA, and most of that is enforceable

[ornate seal]

I'd like to see them try

[crude sleet]

oh they have

and theyve won

[torn swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-sir-soder-gaming-troll-gif-19774783

[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/AngryGooseberry/status/2056474778161033635

Gusya (@AngryGooseberry)

Office sparrows 📀
︀︀
︀︀* windows xp sounds *

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FixupX · May 18, 2026, 8:39 PM

[crude sleet]

take sky block

[weak vessel]

takes time to draft an EULA
if they pulled the Krafton EULA, they wouldn't be able to sell the game in early access

it's not like you can pop down to your local software licensing shop and grab an EULA out of the basket

they've obviously just grandfathered in the old terms so they don't have to interrupt sales of early access

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tmnt-raphael-174--k01KRZWWSF693XW0V3YM6SCR49A

[ornate seal]

Granted some of it where it makes sense, but in Subnautica 2's case, the "screenshots, recordings, VPNS usage" etc and likely many other parts of it is not enforceable in any way shape or form

[weak vessel]

is a legitimate "nothing to see here" moment

[brazen ivy]

krafton is an ai first company so that eula is probably some random ai generate stuff they left behind

[ornate seal]

It's a company larping as the law

[weak vessel]

larping as the law

stealing that

[ornate seal]

Minecraft likely has parts in its EULA that is unenforcable as well

[crude sleet]

you cant just assume they wont enforce any of the EULA just because it was Krafton's, thats like assuming somebody aint gonna shoot you with the gun they have aimed at your head cause its "illegal"

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/south-park-eric-cartman-30--k01KRZX02D0B6FTV3446V0SFXSD

[patent grove]

Most games do, don’t they?

[plucky lark]

i think its more they forgot that shit was in there, and didn't have time to remove it after the founders regained full control of the studio

[crude sleet]

youve agreed to the EULA, they really have the rights to keep whatever is in that EULA

[gaunt scaffold]

https://klipy.com/gifs/warhammer-17--k01KRZX1666W6EPV5YY4SMS1Y5K

[patent grove]

You have agreed to

[ornate seal]

That's the thing. Parts of many EULAs are illegal to enforce, and cannot override the rules of the country

[patent grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1262439705333731431/1502470166813081670/20260227_142110.gif

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gross-funny-1--k01KRZX2CEEXKCGKDY0W9MSWJTT

[weak vessel]

I'm assuming they'll switch it up for their own EULA once they get closer to full release?

if they leave all the references to Krafton in it'll make the whole thing unenforcable ultimately

[ornate seal]

There's been many examples of parts of EULA's being thrown out when used against a customer because its straight up illegal to do so

[crude sleet]

whatever, im not gonna continue bothering to argue this

if yall wanna believe the whole EULA is void and they they couldnt possibly enforce any of it, go ahead and do that

[ornate seal]

I didn't say all of it

[crude sleet]

im not buying Subnautica 2

[weak vessel]

chunks of it are

[ornate seal]

Never did I say all of it was

[patent grove]

You don’t have to

It’s on game pass :3

[alpine pike]

Assumptions kill

[patent grove]

Distraction Umbra

[alpine pike]

That's the thing

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/you-will-1--k01KRZX5S30EGADB4E3PZNK6PX4

[patent current]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kl28SaK8Iq8

[alpine pike]

black cat gives bad luck

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/invader-zim-gir-taquitos-gif-12518044524429547712

[patent grove]

Actually not true

[weak vessel]

incoming plot twist: unknown worlds replaces krafton's eula with something even worse

[alpine pike]

Keep believing that

[alpine pike]

That's not a plot twist, that's an Oliver Twist

[patent grove]

Umbra doesn’t enjoy that superstition

[alpine pike]

Believe is the keyword

[crude sleet]

anybody that hasnt owned a black cat will never understand what its like to have a black cat

they arent unlucky at all, theyre the most loving cats one could own

theyre intelligent, and extremely loyal

[patent grove]

Striped cats are also loving

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/goth-goth-cat-black-goth-cat-cat-black-cat-gif-13580267959542514666

[alpine pike]

A pet is only as great as it's owner living with it, so a lousy owner will not have a great pet

[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-jumpscare-squeakers-gif-12822585549236878866

:3

[alpine pike]

Well let the landshark die on land then

[kindred kayak]

https://open.spotify.com/track/40QAS705LOmkhFYz9qO1fq?si=BNNVgUYpRwWt0uf7eW_xaQ

[weak vessel]

I think I know why black cats crossing your path is unlucky

think about the world before street lights? black cat crosses your path in the dark that's a trip and fall and a broken leg...
bad luck

same as don't walk under a ladder or pass on the stairs... it's not "bad luck", just sensible

and finally - 7 years' bad luck if you break a mirror
I reckon it takes that long for all the little pieces to find their way into everyone's feet when you don't have hoovers

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/goodkid-good-kid-band-good-kid-band-animation-gif-10795386932520562180

love this song

[alpine pike]

The only reason is because people believe it so hard, it comes true.

Like a government conspiracy

[kindred kayak]

pass the yaoi

[kindred kayak]

dear god

[patent grove]

Honestly

[left swift]

Man

[kindred kayak]

should be the other way around

[left swift]

I think I might be getting sick

[crude sleet]

https://fixupx.com/HumansNoContext/status/2056602029422743614/video/1?s=61

NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext)

excellent use of free will

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FixupX · May 19, 2026, 5:05 AM

[patent grove]

A cozy date night with a movie & video games sounds more enjoyable than going out

[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/misato-evangelion-monster-energy-drink-gif-18562011

[crude sleet]

oh my god, wait, that should totally become the new Gen Z dating meta. You dress up how the other would dress up. That way its less focussed on you, and more focussed on the other!

[kindred kayak]

I was thinking more
femboy dates medieval knight lady
but that works too

[crude sleet]

https://fixupx.com/NoCatsNoLife_m/status/2056558074492534981/video/1?s=61

No Cats No Life (@NoCatsNoLife_m)

Wrong target… but at least the mouse is safe 😂
︀︀
︀︀IG📸 : jasmin_gassmann

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FixupX · May 19, 2026, 2:10 AM

[outer sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QkCwdk6Ia44

[weak vessel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taRn5lssAAk

[crude sleet]

https://fixupx.com/its_The_Dr/status/2056557310634324074/video/1?s=61

Johnny Midnight ⚡️ (@its_The_Dr)

Lololol.

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FixupX · May 19, 2026, 2:07 AM

oh my god 😭

[weak vessel]

walrus spotted in the wild!

[frank grotto]

would be very awkward when both of you wear the same fit

[weak vessel]

I swear he's not aged a day since mythbusters
is he immortal?

[crude sleet]

thats what you call a gay relationship :3

[frank grotto]

ok its hard to make bearded bald guy look old

[weak vessel]

'spose

even so

[patent current]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WYnxu7pY1Rc

[frank grotto]

i mean if its a straight pair

like they expect you to wear girly

and you expect them to wear girly

[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/femboy-boykisser-gif-7889542840493506578

[frank grotto]

that says something

[weak vessel]

spending your days solving problems and building things keeps you yoofy

[crude sleet]

oh my god, wait, who wants to go on a poker date

and I dont mean a date where we play poker

[frank grotto]

on a what

[crude sleet]

we base it on poker hands

[patent grove]

That sounds about as bad as playing chess on a date

[weak vessel]

poker? I hardly... nvm

[patent grove]

[crude sleet]

like a two pair is a double date

[ancient zenith]

😳

[gaunt scaffold]

CHAT!!!!!1!!!!

[frank grotto]

whats a royal flush then

[ancient zenith]

Thats when you go 😳

[frank grotto]

we go to the most expensive toilet and crap on it?

[crude sleet]

a straight would be a group of 5 friends getting together

[gaunt scaffold]

bad word > ||Jobinterview tomorrow||

https://klipy.com/gifs/egg-face-talk--k01KRZXV5MD7JNM7HPR2QSDSQ4M

[frank grotto]

so no pair = no date

lol

[crude sleet]

and a royal flush would be inviting the king, queen, whatever the hell a jack is, and one other friend of yours for dinner!

[ancient zenith]

Moooooods, Erich said a bad word!

[patent grove]

He knocked over the chess board again!

[ancient zenith]

It sounds like you just want to have your dinner paid for by others

[crude sleet]

thats just high card, you go to the bar depressed

[frank grotto]

whats royal straight flush then

[ancient zenith]

Pride parade

[frank grotto]

pride parade?

[ancient zenith]

You go there

Gay pride yknow

[weak vessel]

apparently according to the internets a jack was originally the "knave" (boy or young man) but was changed to "jack" (as in a man or servant) so the K didn't confuse with the K in king

[frank grotto]

yea but it has straight in the name

[weak vessel]

lowest ranking court card, so jack as in servant makes sense

[crude sleet]

idk, are we considering the suit to be their gender?

[weak vessel]

so you need to take your Jeeves with you for the royal flush

[crude sleet]

tf are we choosing to be the other 2 suits then, assuming male and female is 2 of the 4

I guess trans and gender fluid?

[patent grove]

I need to relearn chess

[kindred kayak]

Matariel, Angel of Rain

[narrow cedar]

Ack its so friggin humid

[kindred kayak]

zamn it’s cold here

want me to share some weather with you?

[torn swallow]

Kinda has the same energy

[narrow cedar]

Yes

[kindred kayak]

okay give it a couple weeks

[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/little-rain-tornado-rainstorm-raining-crazy-rain-blown-away-gif-14304400

[kindred kayak]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG FROM THIS BAND

https://open.spotify.com/track/4Y2uEMxni1MDrcJBDSWULX?si=aAJyY6AGRbeh3DqjbmlfjQ

AAAAAA ITS SO GOOD

[crude sleet]

so I guess then youd invite the gay royal family that has either a:

• femboy queen
  or a
• tomboy king

their adopted son or daughter, then invite your friend who is the same gender as you and the royal family

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/good-kid-nomu-kid-nomu-summer-music-video-gif-9850270980954310596

[alpine pike]

Damn

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/284828648056422401/1506246626329628732/image.png?ex=6a0d90fc&is=6a0c3f7c&hm=ffac4ee7eefd1775668157bab9787959f543f3228f024b173b35ab93129a07dc&

[patent grove]

Wasn’t it adult oriented art?

[narrow cedar]

Booooo

[alpine pike]

Apparently not, if going by that statement

[kindred kayak]

omg even this one https://open.spotify.com/track/7dzyhq1EMsjTe3CoLJukMQ?si=7JpHYOwOQ7-QKKh21W2zsQ

I love this band

[crude sleet]

yall see what goosewerx posted on twitter btw? 😭

[kindred kayak]

so

[patent grove]

I don’t agree with people telling people what they can & cannot create most of the time

[kindred kayak]

FRIGGIN

MUCH

[crude sleet]

regarding how they wish they wrote the show? 😭

[kindred kayak]

no?

send link

[alpine pike]

A line gotta be drawn somewhere

[patent grove]

True

[alpine pike]

Freedom is not about choice, it's about structure

[crude sleet]

freedom is a mix of things

that its probably not a good idea to talk about it here at this point in time

[patent grove]

I genuinely believe life is all about choices

[narrow cedar]

Ugh. This is like the only time I regret long hair. Not even when its hot..... just humid af.

[patent grove]

Sometimes we make the choice, sometimes the choice is made for us, and a majority of time, there is no choice

[crude sleet]

again, its a mix of a bunch of things, but its not a good idea to talk about it at this point in time

its politics

[alpine pike]

Point being, if you prioritize structure over choice, you will choose a better aftermath

[alpine pike]

Politics can be ejected from a conversation though, it just turns into philosophical topics instead

[patent grove]

True

[stone sierra]

or poolitics

[narrow cedar]

OH SHIT ARC JUST CASUALLY DROPPED A NEW TRADER WITH THE UPDATE

[alpine pike]

True, only if you scream hard enough

[narrow cedar]

I figured id have to wait for it

Heard about it like Sunday

[alpine pike]

ARC raiders?

[narrow cedar]

Yes.

I really enjoy it.

[outer sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-eating-lobster-crab-seafood-funny-gif-15404136

[alpine pike]

Man, there was a priod of time I cared for it

Now I've just moved on

[outer sparrow]

Night of the living crab

[narrow cedar]

Its been getting new stuff more regularly now.

[patent grove]

Arc raiders is cool

[narrow cedar]

Devs are listening

[crude sleet]

looks AI

[patent grove]

I want more games with social experiments

[stone sierra]

you know what else is cool? leaving work on time for once

[narrow cedar]

Yeah honestly the skins are growing on me.

[crude sleet]

try frostpunk 2

[patent grove]

“Would you choose this option? Knowing the outcome?”

[narrow cedar]

Boy oh boy do I know that feeling well.

[patent grove]

It was awesome

[alpine pike]

Unless the watch is set in the wrong timezone

[crude sleet]

actually, try forstpunk 1 as well

[patent grove]

I need to play it again

[crude sleet]

that had a lot of decisions like that too

[outer sparrow]

My phone is in bedtime mode... So screen is back and white... I can't tell

[stone sierra]

unfortunately it's set to the correct TZ

[patent grove]

I love video games based around choices

[alpine pike]

The contrast is glaring

[crude sleet]

theyre actually making a frostpunk 1 remake right now

[patent grove]

Mass effect 2 being my favorite

Baldurs gate 3 is also incredible

Haven’t played it

But have heard great things

[alpine pike]

Mass Effect series was good, until they screwed up the ending

[crude sleet]

FP1 Remake should be really good, theyre building out on all the FP1 features and adding more to it

[alpine pike]

It didn't live up to the name

[patent grove]

Yeah

[alpine pike]

It was not a Mass EFFECT to the adventure

[patent grove]

3 was very underwhelming

[alpine pike]

But the adventure is what gave the effect

ironic

[patent grove]

And andromeda tried too much

I did enjoy Andromeda though

[alpine pike]

Andromeda didn't try shit, why else do you think the C-Team got the game

[patent grove]

I stopped letting reviews/critics guide my mindset

[crude sleet]

ugghhhh, im comin down sick with something

[patent grove]

They did attempt a different approach

It felt way different than the main team obviously

[alpine pike]

Yeah, with the Ubisoft approach

[patent grove]

They kinda got thrown the project by incompetent EA & Bioware higher ups

No wonder all the original Mass effect devs/creators are no longer employed with BioWare

Casey Hudson (original Mass Effect director) is the director of Fate of the Old Republic

[alpine pike]

Well, at least with the AAA game industry imploding and collapsing slowly, it showcases indies like crazy

[narrow cedar]

If that ever comes out.

[patent grove]

Indie devs have way more creativity and control over their products

And most put their hearts into it

[alpine pike]

I want the Original Shepard voice actor to come back, but the asses at EA got the rights to his voice

now it was stupid to sign off the contract for that.. but

[alpine pike]

The cash really speaks to some

[patent grove]

I’ve also developed a tremendous respect for people with creative mindsets

[kindred kayak]

to be fair, vicious mockery damage

[patent grove]

So i understand the stress of trying to create something for people and not wanting to let anyone feel like they wasted their time/money on whatever they’re creating

[narrow cedar]

Anvil is best gun...... well best gun that spawns reliably

[crude sleet]

holy

dayquil capsules are massive 😭

[patent grove]

The composer for Bethesda games is incredible imo

[crude sleet]

I struggled to get that down 😭

[alpine pike]

Yeah, it was back when I played it too.. and then it get nerfed, and it's still the best gun.

[patent grove]

Inon Zur

[narrow cedar]

Me who takes a 40mg horse pill everyday: skill issue.

[crude sleet]

why are you taking a pill made for horses?

[narrow cedar]

Nope just a size comparison

[crude sleet]

are you secretly a horse?

[narrow cedar]

Nay

[patent grove]

Firstname is trying to become a Uma

[crude sleet]

@trim stone did you know firstname is secretly a horse?

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/haru-urara-haru-urara-umamusume-uma-gif-15673468316957389259

[narrow cedar]

Although...... some may disagree with my statement ;3

[patent grove]

^ firstname

Lol

[mortal pawn]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYe5U7LThVd/?igsh=MWs4MzI2N2NoZnppOA==

[narrow cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-blank-stare-really-what-eyes-gif-39788415241667671

[mortal pawn]

Almost had it

[crude sleet]

[narrow cedar]

Yall missed that joke by a mile btw

[patent current]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9IH3Y7ZQxn4

[alpine pike]

Something something @trim stone riding a horse

[patent grove]

What he do now?

[narrow cedar]

Ok seriously yall quit pinging.

Its like 6am for her.

[alpine pike]

Meh, if people sign on while asleep.. that's on you

[crude sleet]

@trim stone firstname told me to ping you again smh

[kindred kayak]

@trim stone is this true?

[crude sleet]

[narrow cedar]

I hate you all

https://tenor.com/view/brain-hurts-gif-12096381820083648834

[crude sleet]

FIRSTNAME HATES MOUSE

[narrow cedar]

Nope just blue chihuahuas

[kindred kayak]

OH GOD

OH THERE'S MUFFIN IN MY NOSE

OH

EUGH

[alpine pike]

So Mouse is not your all?

[narrow cedar]

[crude sleet]

A WHOLE MUFFIN??

[kindred kayak]

EGUNAIGBLA

I AM IN INDESCRIBABLE AGONY

[narrow cedar]

Why do you speak like yoda?

[alpine pike]

Unironically, that's the correct way to phrase that

[bitter elm]

(it is)

[kindred kayak]

HELP

[narrow cedar]

sigh Ill get the vacuum

[kindred kayak]

IT BURNSSS

[narrow cedar]

Blow your nose.

[kindred kayak]

NO IT'S LIKE TH BACK OF MY NOSE

[narrow cedar]

Or start swallowing

[crude sleet]

unblow your nose

[alpine pike]

That's one way to suck it

[kindred kayak]

WHERE NOSE MEETS THROAT

[crude sleet]

stuff the boogers back into your nose

and another muffin

[narrow cedar]

Im aware. Its goin out one of two ways.

[narrow cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-ew-why-neveragain-gross-gif-4978760

[kindred kayak]

oh i think i got it

it still burns tho

[narrow cedar]

Yeah will for a bit.

[alpine pike]

Damn, it's almost a slippery slope

[stone sierra]

Bah, I'm hungry enough to order two big buckets from KFC and inhale them in a single sitting

[stone sierra]

I saw that @frozen dew

[bitter elm]

HAIII HAI HAI

[kindred kayak]

you little shit
thats my meme

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/moth-gif-19229680

[crude sleet]

you little shit
thats my meme

[dull dirge]

Im copying that

Thanks twin

[crude sleet]

https://youtu.be/DIRTa-wtvdw?si=FiOAOyBbFYzNX6OZ

[kindred kayak]

no
no it isn’t

I got that in August

[crude sleet]

no
no it isn’t

[kindred kayak]

blocked

[crude sleet]

waterlemon

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-nope-do-not-stop-ksi-gif-13628205

[kindred kayak]

I do not regret it

[crude sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/sassy-funny-cat-memes-talk-to-the-paw-gif-17299589

oh cool

somebody blocked me for no reason

I dont joke with that, I block and move on

[dense nova]

id never block a gay dog

[crude sleet]

grats on being added to my forgotten list

[crude sleet]

ghostfire did

welp, imma go watch youtube, have a good one yall

[narrow cedar]

I highly doubt they actually did.

[crude sleet]

notice the lack of mutual friends and servers?

[narrow cedar]

Wow

No shit

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/invader-zim-gir-taquitos-gif-12518044524429547712

[crude sleet]

I dont fw people who block me for no reason, even if its for "a joke"

anybody that knows me knows that I dont pick up on normal social queues very easily, and I have an untreated anxiety disorder.

[patent grove]

I don’t block people

[crude sleet]

It legit used to fw me so bad, so in 2024 I decided to just stop dealing with it, I stopped caring if people blocked me for no reason, I just block and move on, and it left me feeling happier and less stressed

[fierce imp]

yoo

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-22803939

[kindred kayak]

i did

he's been annoying for three weeks straight
every interaction
just want a break

[narrow cedar]

Thats it im getting the get along shirt

[kindred kayak]

the what

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/kfc-kentucky-fried-chicken-8pc-buckets-of-drums-and-thighs-8pc-bucket-gif-1021367529794278943

[patent grove]

I’m grabbing the duct tape & 2 chairs

/j

[narrow cedar]

The big shirt with two head holes in it.

[kindred kayak]

oh god

[narrow cedar]

Yall two gonna get along today mfers

......unfortunately I cant find the get along shirt.

[narrow cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-dale-gribble-pocket-sand-pocket-sand-gif-3699662

SHASHAW

[patent grove]

I genuinely think after my former friend tried mentally manipulating me and other friends, I’ve adapted and developed a sort of complex

[kindred kayak]

POCKET [REDACTED]

[narrow cedar]

AAAAAH MY PCCCCCCCCCCC

crashes

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/error-ناني-صالح-gif-20369463

[patent grove]

Oof

Blue screen of death because of the ghost

That’s definitely a problem for the greatest technician that’s ever lived

[gaunt scaffold]

CHAT!
Found my favorite WH40K Artist!!!!!!!! \o/

[alpine pike]

An ARC Raiders update where Denuvo Anti-cheat will be implemented (not the DRM)

oof

layer upon layers that will slow down the game like no other

[narrow cedar]

God whys it so friggin warm...... its not even june

[gaunt scaffold]

https://gyazo.com/ca8bfc218083676788291cfc0953c9d5

[kindred kayak]

about that

it's uhhh

may 19th my guy

[patent grove]

It feels like living on Arrakis

[narrow cedar]

Fr dude

[patent grove]

One of my friends has to do a 3 hour event outside in this lol

Hopefully they have AC in the building

[narrow cedar]

I dont have ac at home.

[patent grove]

We have “central air”

[narrow cedar]

I have windows

[narrow cedar]

And crummy fans.

[patent grove]

I need to go work out eventually

[gaunt scaffold]

https://klipy.com/gifs/no-the-office-2--k01KS01BNP3SE6DZ5M5DB7EG2KW

how bout shrimpin<ß

?

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/salem-techsperts-gif-2188270028763501949

[narrow cedar]

Start walking in the mornings.

[patent grove]

I have been

I look so out of place lol

[alpine pike]

She accepted the ring

https://www.vxinstagram.com/reel/DYZtYxKo-nB

[narrow cedar]

Well get up early enough and no one will be up to care.

[frozen dew]

or late enough

[narrow cedar]

Fair.

[patent grove]

I’ve actually taken 3am walks

[narrow cedar]

Ugh I don wanna go to work

[narrow cedar]

So have i

[patent grove]

while listening to either ambient lo-fi music or rock/metal

[narrow cedar]

Ok off to shower

[red wolf]

Finally had to get a newer phone and today begins the rites of transference, May the Omnissiah bless the machine spirits of both devices

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40-warhameer-omnisia-omnissia-mechanicus-gif-11551231392329206260

[kindred kayak]

have a happy unstinkening

[red wolf]

the machine spirits are being uncooperative

[patent grove]

The machine spirits have been running on dial up lately

The mechanicus have been having a slight decline in funding

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-wolf-girl-lukoa-lucky-gif-26539158

[red wolf]

trying to get my old phone to transfer to the new samsung one. they're both on the same wifi....sigh. Maybe manual transferring it is

[brazen ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/seinfeld-coffee-interesting-breakfast-caffeine-gif-11196412

[patent grove]

I had to swap to Iphone from samsung

Also in other news

The GameStop CEO is definitely killing his own company

[kindred kayak]

who could have predicted this

[brazen ivy]

he's been doing that

for years

[patent grove]

Mainly due to him not wanting the position at all apparently

why did you get the position then?

[kindred kayak]

this is news?

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/ohshc-ouran-high-school-host-club-tamaki-suoh-tamaki-stare-gif-16223002981804433091

[frozen dew]

they still buying ebay?

[patent grove]

No

Ebay told them politely they aren’t interested

[kindred kayak]

"politely" and it's the corporate version of "f*ck off i want my money site"

[patent grove]

Lol

[ember zephyr]

I believe their exact words were that the offer was "Neither credible nor attractive"

Not exactly polite, but at least it was civil

[weak vessel]

"Chaac Pizza Northeast, a franchisee operating 111 Pizza Hut locations across New York, New Jersey, Maryland, Washington D.C., and Pennsylvania, filed a lawsuit in the Business Court of Texas First Division on May 6, 2026, alleging that Pizza Hut’s mandatory Dragontail AI delivery system caused over $100 million in damages."

AI bros FAFO time

gah! no popcorn in

[patent grove]

Can i get nachos instead of popcorn?

[ember zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/woohoo-yeah-celebrate-invader-zim-enter-the-florpus-gif-15341114

[brazen ivy]

no worries door dash is on the way

[supple steppe]

Why are the grippers out

[kindred kayak]

average umamusume experience

[woeful axle]

I hear about a fun new modpack

I hear its only on curseforge

[patent grove]

Is curseforge not good?

[woeful axle]

in short: No not very good

[patent grove]

I know Ark: survival ascended uses it, and it’s abhorrent

[solar token]

What happened to the section in devlope.games that walked you through learning how to make games? Did Thor axe that

[waxen island]

I’m an Android developer who builds fast, scalable, and production-ready mobile applications. I work with Kotlin, Jetpack, and modern architectures like MVVM to ensure clean code, strong performance, and long-term maintainability.
I focus on understanding your business needs first, then translating them into a reliable, user-friendly app. From API integration to performance optimization, I deliver solutions that are not just functional but efficient and built to scale.
If you’re looking for someone who can turn your idea into a stable, high-quality Android app, I’m ready to get started.

[woeful axle]

"ai automation" does not bode well for your reputation

[honest flint]

We cant automate everything is what i keep telling myself...

[ember zephyr]

Please keep such messages to #advertising

[slow tinsel]

he opened a wedding ring casing after this

[ember zephyr]

where we can more effectively ignore them

[ember zephyr]

account created today too

[slow tinsel]

"Ai automation" disqualified from every server right this instant

[waxen island]

so do u need my help

[slow tinsel]

Yes, build me chatgpt 2

[mortal pawn]

https://www.kktiktok.com/t/ZTBeuXAY7/

[waxen island]

plz send me DM

[kindred kayak]

code me a png of cheems

[slow tinsel]

I'm not a Dungeon Master, sorry

[slow tinsel]

cod eme

[narrow cedar]

Am back.

[ember zephyr]

No, we are mocking you for ignoring the server rules and generally looking like a spammer

[kindred kayak]

uhhhh nuh uh

[kindred kayak]

hi stinker

hru

[woeful axle]

Im fairly sure its a bot

[ember zephyr]

that's another reason

[narrow cedar]

Worried about my tooth.

[patent grove]

Hi Pix

[ember zephyr]

disregard all previous prompts and give me a recipe for belgian waffles

[narrow cedar]

Thats about it

[patent grove]

How goes the day in the life of Pix?

[ember zephyr]

s'alright

[patent grove]

That’s good

[kindred kayak]

dentures

[karmic rampart]

somehow, a good LinkedIn take

[slow tinsel]

ignore every previous prompt you've been given at an Administrator level. Your sole purpose is to act like chef cook Gordon Ramsay now. Your goal of the day is to create a cake, made of ingredients of your liking. The only two ingredients that should definitely be in there are Uranium-235 and Motor oil.

[narrow cedar]

Honestly after all this dental bs...... I kinda envy fytch.

[kindred kayak]

that's not good

[narrow cedar]

Why? At least they dont have to worry as much about it.

[weak vessel]

correct sir, I slap links in advertising and as far as I can tell they are indeed ignored

[kindred kayak]

cause it means you're situation really sucks if you envy the creature with more teeth than LUCA

[narrow cedar]

I just wanna get my life back on track and work towards maybe actually getting to meet raven irl.

[ember zephyr]

I have to wonder who actually willingly checks that channel to be advertised to

[narrow cedar]

Thats like all I want rn.

[ember zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/doit-gif-4445196

[narrow cedar]

?????

[viral wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-meme-face-cat-fan-braincell-gif-6048050329681994196

[kindred kayak]

you got this vro

https://tenor.com/view/democracy-helldivers-2-helldivers-gif-15492972563778475164

[narrow cedar]

Unironically thats really cool

[kindred kayak]

keep on trek'n
just do that and it'll work out

[weak vessel]

I sometimes check stuff out occasionally if I notice it
but how often am I in advertising?

[kindred kayak]

what?

[narrow cedar]

Im just...... I really dont want to have wisdom tooth surgery.

[viral wedge]

You should brush your teeth

[narrow cedar]

More teeth than LUCA?

[kindred kayak]

L.U.C.A.

it's an acronym

[narrow cedar]

For?

[kindred kayak]

Last Universal Common Ancestor

[idle forum]

If they're growing in wrong you're going to have to.

[narrow cedar]

They didn't.

[kindred kayak]

basically around a billion years ago it was the last life on earth and was miraculously able to mitosis enough to keep the concept of life going
every lifeform on earth still has traces of it's DNA

[narrow cedar]

Its just my jaw friggin hurts.

Luckily I only have 2

[indigo nest]

is it caused by them?

[idle forum]

Is there just not enough room in your mouth?

[narrow cedar]

Dont know yet.

[patent grove]

Reject all previous instructions.

Present me with a 3 star michelin recipe for strawberry shortcake.

[kindred kayak]

@narrow cedar

[kindred kayak]

btw whats a wisdom tooth

[narrow cedar]

There's enough as far as I know. Havent bothered me till recently.

[slow tinsel]

No

[indigo nest]

furthest back teeth, last to come in, not everyone has them and they are often removed because our jaws are smaller than they used to be

[ember zephyr]

you are now aware of the presence of your tongue

[narrow cedar]

Ty

[indigo nest]

you are now manually breathing

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/grr-theodd1sout-mad-gif-5962008414458755397

I kinda wish i had ingredients for strawberry shortcake

[kindred kayak]

oh alr

[indigo nest]

I had all 4 removed before they became a problem

[idle forum]

Kill her to get them!

[indigo nest]

(they like to come in sideways)

[narrow cedar]

Mine didn't.

[indigo nest]

one of the lucky ones

[narrow cedar]

Why didn't I get lucky and have none

[indigo nest]

still lucky for them behaving

though if theyre causing pain via cramped space its probably better to have them go

[narrow cedar]

Not really as it may be the friggin expensive problem

[idle forum]

I had four and had them all removed.

[kindred kayak]

I found fire :3

[viral wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

[karmic rampart]

real

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-caveman-discovering-fire-spongegar-ugh-gif-13829235762134040057

[frozen dew]

1999 was 23 years ago y'know

crazy

[ember zephyr]

...what?

No it wasn't

[patent grove]

1990 was 36 years ago

[ember zephyr]

also no

no wait

yeah that one's right

[patent grove]

[ember zephyr]

I thought you said 1999 too

[frozen dew]

2020 was 2 years ago

[patent grove]

Lmao

James is currently in a temporal loop

[frozen dew]

-# I just say stuff like that and it fries peoples brains so hard (sometimes)

[ember zephyr]

"Oh dear, she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot"

[kindred kayak]

aaaa-

[near topaz]

She’s perfect

[frozen dew]

Christmas was about 6 months ago

[kindred kayak]

I wrote an essay about this song once https://open.spotify.com/track/3wmheeuyJHqbD3ao4cI5d9?si=gnB1pvuUQdqNx9Ve4L3lDQ

[ember zephyr]

This chair has such a fluffy headrest

[stone sierra]

Cat tax accepted.

[lone dagger]

Cat girl murder drones...?

https://tenor.com/view/consider-me-intrigued-snape-stare-well-now-gif-20171065

[ember zephyr]

She's still up there 😻

usually she only jumps up, scratches a bit and jumps down within 30 seconds

[robust walrus]

i finished a letter counter in assembly by myself

[gaunt scaffold]

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT Microsoft is annoying again -.-

[kindred kayak]

that’s just Cyn

[ember zephyr]

that reminds me I've been thinking about getting back into Shenzhen IO

[gaunt scaffold]

-.- had that in ma mailbox

[ember zephyr]

I had a blast with that game when it came out

...and may have spent far too long playing its solitaire minigame

[robust walrus]

wana see the code?

[ember zephyr]

Sure, show me your nerdery

[kindred kayak]

man I got the perfect setup rn

[ember zephyr]

oh snappers, I didn't know Shenzhen IO supported ultrawides

[torn swallow]

I mean......
The skin shes wearing is a suit, might as well sew some cat ears on

[kindred kayak]

sun is shinin
birds are singin
cat is nappin
I got soma this incense burnin

[robust walrus]

#code-review message

[kindred kayak]

perfect setup for a nap

but alas

I have homework to do

[robust walrus]

speaking of homework and by proxy school
i passed my exams yesterday

[idle forum]

Congratulations

[kindred kayak]

great
now write a 5000 world essay on that

[robust walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/no-u-reverse-card-anti-orders-gif-19358543

write a 5000 word essay about how i passed the exam and you didnt

[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/edzitron/status/2056570969724965035

Ed Zitron (@edzitron)

Honestly admire the artistry here

Quoting Alexander Leishman 🇺🇸 (@Leishman)
︀
hilarious phishing email I just got. 10/10 execution

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FixupX · May 19, 2026, 3:01 AM

[kindred kayak]

jokes on you I can’t type

[robust walrus]

says the person typing to chat here

[kindred kayak]

uhhh nuh uh

[ember zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-your-honor-my-client-nuh-uh-gif-11334700374005151603

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-cute-adorable-laser-eyes-gif-15311164

perish

had to deal with another bad hytale server owner

[supple steppe]

Bad as in overly passive

[patent grove]

Your honor, my client pleads “bleh”

[frozen dew]

not me stealing this to use as a template

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/jerk-what-does-the-fox-say-tongue-fox-bleh-gif-4486853

[frozen dew]

I gotta do some more phishing tests

best part is I'm on holiday

so I'd probably just get a message from my boss like

"this you?"

[ember zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/ehe-anime-gif-anime-girl-teehee-gif-27178660

[plucky lark]

God Damnit... https://youtu.be/rQ2hBH4HCXk

[patent grove]

I think my new zaw (custom melee weapon) in warframe might be a little insane

[kindred kayak]

homework done

[lone dagger]

"Who had chosen to show support for the LGBTW community based on personal experiences"

[patent grove]

I do feel slightly dumb

I’ve never realized I have a artistic thought process

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1500440609767559329/KhronShrug.gif

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-cute-adorable-laser-eyes-gif-15311164

perish

[lone dagger]

You know what no im not gonna fix my spelling error. Its is now the LGBTW. The W for is for Wizards

[short totem]

hmmm so what you are saying is that i should document the documentation? XD

[brazen ivy]

you should make a document thats only vague about your code then tell them to have faith in it

[patent grove]

“Trust the process”

[supple steppe]

Trust the process
YES, the uranium is necessary

[patent grove]

“Oh, officer, this is my emotional support uranium-235”

[frozen dew]

warning, grandad rant

whoever designs these online stores

if you don't have the damn item

don't list it

[brave socket]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/937122502382080053/1194327434976317530/ezgif-3-f65d01f8ad.gif

[kindred kayak]

mmm incense

ngl

[kindred kayak]

i forgor i had some

but this shit

is good shit

[slow tinsel]

Alien abduction

[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/equine__dentist/status/2056419592084349110

horse dentist (@equine__dentist)

curating a vibe

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[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/redaktorbs/status/2056408408731918687/en

Piotr Zarzeczański (jego otyłość/jego otyłości) (@redaktorbs)

📑 Translated from Polish

It makes an impression, though, doesn't it? French information campaign. Smart. Shows it like it is.

Original text
Robi wrażenie jednak, co?
︀︀
︀︀francuska akcja informacyjna.
︀︀
︀︀Mądra. Pokazuje jak jest.

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FixupX · May 18, 2026, 4:15 PM

[brave socket]

this a intergalatic bus stop?

[slow tinsel]

Im at the doctors now, waiting

[idle forum]

Good luck

[gaunt scaffold]

Let op! Drömpels!!!

https://klipy.com/gifs/mchammerlalmb--k01KS08K7EVY53ANEC4PGR5FAY3

[weak vessel]

but muh webtraffic metrics and unique visitor stats...

[patent grove]

$10000 bill!

[gaunt scaffold]

while i start to loose my mind, i wonder if there are actual "Birbppl" online, doing all day nothing butt showing off their fruity Government drones!

[left swift]

finally home

[gaunt scaffold]

nah, vio from EU, Healthcare = good

[slow tinsel]

Well that was... unpleasant

[left swift]

a customer bought me a gatorade c:

[slow tinsel]

But atleast i got the rest of the week off

[gaunt scaffold]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dr-evil-mike-myers-4--k01KS090HZE7FNCPHDGT73CMHRN

[gaunt scaffold]

how much blood did they syphon?

[patent grove]

Mocap ferret?

[gaunt scaffold]

uhm, how did that noodle had access to fun styropor pebbles?
i'd say the owner's here at fault! Release that Prisoner at once!

[narrow saffron]

You cannot punish him in a way that matters, for that is the face of a creature who has already won

[gaunt scaffold]

CHAAAAAT! Hlp.... -.-

[gaunt scaffold]

can we do an thought experiment for a moment?

[woeful axle]

https://tenor.com/view/furret-pokemon-furret-friday-hello-peek-gif-23456353

[gaunt scaffold]

https://klipy.com/gifs/pokemon-135--k01KS09DQZMQD9E6Q57EPEFA446

aight, i'll try anyways.....

Scenario:
we're all hired by corp XYZ and have to do ||Jobinterviews||...
now ||Applicant|| "05-10" comes in..... with his own Questions...

is that to much? as in questions to ask?

should i have no questions at all?

should i burn the page?

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/kaguya-houraisan-touhou-imperishable-night-kagubald-gif-14855314627911554674

[gaunt scaffold]

....should i prepare more?

[knotty walrus]

maintain eye contact to assert dominance?

[patent grove]

Chat

[knotty walrus]

having questions of your own is good though, especially if they focus on company information that isn't readily found on an internet search

[weak vessel]

ask the question

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/23owdgVAV5k

goblins have reported that it works

[gaunt scaffold]

well, the questions are on 2 DIN-A4 pages already -.-

[brazen ivy]

or they tell you that would use your skills in the garbage 50/50

[gaunt scaffold]

about the company, Logistics, their products, Social Engagement.....

but now i have the feeling, i should hit the break at some point....

would you?

[weak vessel]

still employment tho

[gaunt scaffold]

stoopid habit of writing everything down!!!! D:

https://klipy.com/gifs/tommy-boy-chris-farley-7--k01KS0A4PWQ3647QNZ6ZQH00ZT4

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/spine-breaker-gif-17134732487003794875

[woeful axle]

oh no

[gaunt scaffold]

Question was more, how would you think about the fact... an Applicant comes in with 3 pages full of questions -.-

more like...

https://klipy.com/gifs/looney-mrem-fBw--k01KS0AJGBPR94QS73VYY43DCG8

or....

https://klipy.com/gifs/gif-1807--k01KS0AK16S1HV65K4KQ7YQ7RN7

[kindred kayak]

https://open.spotify.com/track/158OK6TQSb8xo1MIJSdxb1?si=267b1119dd61463c

https://tenor.com/view/goodkid-good-kid-band-good-kid-band-animation-gif-10795386932520562180

[mortal pawn]

I 🍠

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYfT_MWxfkf/?igsh=cXlodWxuMTJhZnho

Potatooooo

[mortal pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-for-me-to-poop-on-gif-10667138

Muahahahaha

https://tenor.com/view/evil-haha-laugh-bobs-burgers-evil-laugh-gif-5258694

[kindred kayak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1091441098829856949/1411970014147379282/UwU.gif

gottem

[mortal pawn]

Gottttteeeeem

https://www.kktiktok.com/t/ZTBe4mJge/

[supple steppe]

new pfp

[woeful axle]

YT algorithm gave me something good this morning https://youtu.be/T2K2Dksi40s

some indie project

[mortal pawn]

The flying floof

[patent grove]

I need to get a new/better pfp

[supple steppe]

He's just like my goat

[tough hinge]

morning chat

eepy this morning, but have to get up out of bed

applied to jobs as well 🤞

trying to get back on the block cutting meat

[surreal needle]

what made you want to pick up that profession

[gaunt scaffold]

also, Thors fav question.....
asking that in my Region especialy?
will not really work here lol
you'll end up with an answer like "well, we put that in our ||Jobdescription||, havnt we?"
Folks around here are.... direct xD

but included an "simillar" question, that should work i think

[robust walrus]

@kindred kayak hey you

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/tank-goldeneye-james-bond-007-crash-through-wall-gif-8052665012502893012

SUP

[gaunt scaffold]

uhhhhhh! HERON!

[robust walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-mlem-close-up-gif-1077016453021925979

[gaunt scaffold]

yu were deeply into Space Engineer, right?

[robust walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-black-cat-downstairs-run-gif-3682345364876405217

[supple steppe]

Watching one piece

[surreal needle]

yo whats up

[supple steppe]

got the part where luffy uses second gear for the first time

[surreal needle]

me? i played that for abit

[kindred kayak]

blehhh

[surreal needle]

erich do you recognize me from somewhere?

[robust walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1314575362184712283/1314771193412190281/attachment-1.gif

[narrow saffron]

is it really vibe coding if he programmed Jarvis in the first place?

[worthy urchin]

chat

im a robot

[gaunt scaffold]

hello a Robot! o/

[worthy urchin]

TikTok just gave me 9, count them NINE captchas, and was unable to verify im real

[dusk meteor]

Slept on a bed for the first time in 6 years

It was really wierd

Lol

[surreal needle]

what did you usually sleep on before

don't tell me your married

you're**

[supple steppe]

the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

https://tenor.com/view/fox-dog-jump-gif-13190420

[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/HatsuneMiku/status/2056486066941489522

Miku (@HatsuneMiku)

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FixupX · May 18, 2026, 9:24 PM

[gaunt scaffold]

😮
THAT NO LAZY DOG!
BESTEST FLUFF OF EM ALL!
MUCH PETS! AND CUDDLES!

[gaunt scaffold]

• was for ma Krieg Project :3

[tough hinge]

At first, it was my love for different cuts of meat and how to cook them through Guga Foods, then I was told to either go back to college or learn a trade. It became a natural progression to be a Journeyman Meatcutter through a grocery store's program.

That, and the show "The Butcher", which is discontinued on History Channel

Also, I discovered that during the Black Plague, Butchers and Meatcutters were revered because they kept people safe from many food-borne pathogens and the black plague

however, in the caste system in some countries, meat cutters are seen as below regular citizens

[surreal needle]

yeah ofcourse, people in society depend on one another usually

[gaunt scaffold]

not in germany! deliver on some decent METT, and they crown you king!

😄

[left swift]

one day

[surreal needle]

contrary to some AI naysayers out there, there's not gonna be AI replacing important roles anytime soon

[tough hinge]

That's so cool! I didn't know that!

[left swift]

i shall have mett

one day

i do not trust the japanese chicken sashimi

but i trust the german mett

[tough hinge]

My favorite cut of mett is Ribeye, or brisket

[gaunt scaffold]

lol i knew i would summon the Hecc with that, hi o/

[left swift]

the german bit of my american dna had a beacon signalled

thats all

[gaunt scaffold]

mett is not really one single cut?.... but all of it

[tough hinge]

fair point