general_chat

[outer kiln]

he'd fit in with chat ngl

damn it blender is frozen

[narrow cedar]

Yeah no it sounded more mental illness ngl. Me and another random turned looked at each other and hopped in extract

[outer kiln]

oh gotcha

[narrow cedar]

Was immensely funny

[ember zephyr]

If the Leeroy Jenkins clip was a US Citizen, it'd be old enough to legally drink.

[near topaz]

Hey wanna know something crazy? The twitch stream has around 2300 people and the kick stream has around 160 people, but based on the info Thor posted in the news channel (subs and bits excluded obviously), the 160ish on kick are making him roughly 40-50% more than those on twitch

[ember zephyr]

Kick giving preferential adrev share because they're the underdog

Twitch doesn't need to, and it knows it

[narrow cedar]

Welp off to shower

[near topaz]

Yeah the kick ceo spent a good portion of the interview emphasizing the low cost of running streams for large platforms like them and Twitch since they have a direct deal with Amazon cutting the costs a lot, and that he found it strange how low the payout on Twitch is

And like we can’t really confirm that obviously, but if the pay per viewer stays around where it is as time continues, it’s gonna start making his claim sound more likely to be true lol

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/snep-snow-leopard-brushed-brush-idiot-gif-3115109044768457125

[patent current]

Kibby :3

[ember zephyr]

everybody gangster until the brushies start

[modern vector]

Get the show on

get paid

[ember zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-the-office-slams-table-frustrated-yes-gif-7764890

[modern vector]

(and all that glitters is gold)

[modern vector]

https://tenor.com/view/you're-welcome-you're-welcome-gif-681815014536556973

[ember zephyr]

can't believe these jamokers left me hanging

[modern vector]

from the wise words of Frank Sinatra: Thats life

damn, now that song is stuck in my head

[bitter elm]

canvas is now blocked at my school temporarily 🎉

[ember zephyr]

from the wise words of Frank Sinatra: Thats life

[kindred kayak]

sick 🔥

[modern vector]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-fake-fake-laugh-fake-laughing-fake-laughter-gif-5206990915480658236

[ember zephyr]

They don't think it be like it is, but it do

[modern vector]

https://tenor.com/view/cookie-crumbles-hopeless-bruce-almighty-jim-carrey-gif-9233762

[uncut ermine]

Ew Benjamins

[mental canopy]

so I've been looking at hanna barbera animal character designs, and I think i found my favorites

The Cattanooga Cats

[ember zephyr]

lmao so I ordered a replacement screen protector kit for my AYN Thor on april 8

it hasn't even shipped yet

I understand they have a crazy lead time for the consoles because they're manufacturing them in small batches, didn't think I'd have the same wait time for a couple pieces of glass

[mental canopy]

idk, Hanna-Barbera's animal characters are so unbelivably perfect

https://tenor.com/view/cattanooga-cats-hanna-barbera-gif-8529238626627660326

especially Groovy Groove

[flint rivet]

Someone assaulted them so he threw them through a plateglass window

[kindred kayak]

that should count as self defense, non?

[flint rivet]

In the UK, it's complicated.

Self defence has to be considered as proportionate

Mostly.

[kindred kayak]

that’s dumb sounding

[supple steppe]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1339760797362159728.gif?size=160&name=not+shiggying

[flint rivet]

Yeah it's ridiculous

I've had people try and mug me in the past, and I've been arrested (never charged) because I put them down and then dragged them to the police station - conveniently to then be arrested.

[frail otter]

i got a terrific tts locked and loaded

[weak vessel]

yeah he might be in trouble on that one
dude I knew back in the day threw someone through a window in defense
CCTV showed three dudes coming at him at the same time, he threw one through a window and the other two ran off
totally reasonable self-defence in a 3 vs 1 situation imo
he still got six months or something for it 🙁

[narrow cedar]

Back from shower. Jaw still feels off.

[blissful fractal]

Hello yall

Can it be fixed, ive never dealt with water damage before

[blissful fractal]

Put it back on then

Ya damn snek

[narrow cedar]

I wish I was itd be cheaper than seeing a dentist.

Idk if im grinding my teeth again or what but it aint comfy.

And my medical anxiety dosent help im sure.

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-mgr-metal-gear-gif-7216811852594003147

[blissful fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-phone-speed-legendary-stream-speed-phone-gif-4108923420328591811

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/zuh-cat-side-eye-stare-cat-staring-ca-gif-7404392670733848800

[blissful fractal]

Do you still have your molars

Not molars uhh wisdom teef

[supple steppe]

I got finals in like 2 1/2 hours

[mental canopy]

I gotta ask about Canvas, is it the one I'm thinking of with the red flower looking logo?

[narrow cedar]

Fr though as a kid id kinda half wake up when I was doin it brain was in body wasnt and it hurts so bad fr.

[supple steppe]

and another final wednesday and then I am free

[narrow cedar]

Yeah but shouldn't be the problem as of a like 2ish weeks ago

[supple steppe]

Not too worried

I need a 20% and 28% I think ( close to it ) and its multiple choice to get the grades I want

https://tenor.com/view/fox-think-math-gif-27225206

Random chance says that I should past by itself
and I do actually know the material so

[narrow cedar]

Not with that grammar/j

[mental canopy]

I had a finals thing last week and i hope I passed

and if i did, I'm done with high school

[viral wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/snowing-winter-chaseyourtail-cat-gif-3607458

[mental canopy]

just gonna take a break till the winter for the winter techinical college courses to start up

[blissful fractal]

Yeah Im cooked

[blissful fractal]

What are all the subjects

[mental canopy]

12 years in school, I think I need that long of a break

[supple steppe]

Microeconomics
Public speaking
General math

[alpine pike]

Not only cooked, but a downloadable image

[blissful fractal]

Oh what the hell it changed

[blissful fractal]

Screenshot!

[alpine pike]

Water damage.. oof

well moisture damage

corrosion

[blissful fractal]

This is

Almost 24 hours old

I literally fell asleep on it and I didnt have time before my 10 hour shift to inspect it...

I opened it expecting just a discharged battery and id have to reseat it and this is what happened

[subtle lintel]

Someone from the central african republic called me

[blissful fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-phone-speed-legendary-stream-speed-phone-gif-4108923420328591811

[subtle lintel]

I rejected the call by accident

Meh

[remote cipher]

Probably a scam

[subtle lintel]

Possibly a scam yeah

[remote cipher]

What could possibly be the reason it wouldn't be a scam? Maybe if you have family who is currently visiting there but even then. They would just use their own phone

[subtle lintel]

i only got one job application still active but tgey'd send an email

[subtle lintel]

Yeah there is no real reason for someone with a +236 national code to call mr

[ember zephyr]

Dear, my name is Constance Hope Goodfaith and I am trying to receive your assistance in transferring my late husband's wealth out of my country

[subtle lintel]

Hobs I think they got pix/j

[ember zephyr]

I just bought a saucepan set

50% off MSRP, I ain't mad

[alpine pike]

I just wished the claim was for DDR5 RAM

[subtle lintel]

Today is going to be a lot of walking

And I'm 2 hours behind from my original schedule

[remote cipher]

Weather is hopefully nice

[alpine pike]

how many steps in total?

[subtle lintel]

Possibly ~15-20k

[outer kiln]

wellll this is the third time blender has crashed after I made this effect

every time i'm like "oh I don't need to save it'll be quick" and then boom it crashes

[edgy prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/jax-jax-tadc-tadc-jax-the-amazing-digital-circus-tadc-gif-239600779062518009

I am still alive chat hello

Unfortunately

(For legal reasons this is a joke)

[remote cipher]

It's a Monday!

[edgy prairie]

I took the day off

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/peashooter-dancr-funny-mating-call-rizz-gangam-style-gif-6407394565414369470

[edgy prairie]

Suprisingly Mondays are my lightest days

[subtle lintel]

At the thriftstore

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-gardener-gif-19324857

[idle forum]

Fun any plans or just relaxing.

[alpine pike]

Sacrifices has to be made for something to be done

[edgy prairie]

Sitting in a chair staring at the wall as I dissociate

For multiple hours straight

Ignoring food and water

Ita basically my weekly hobby

[torn swallow]

Honestly that be kinda cool as a new zombie in PvZ

[stone sierra]

isn't this warhammer in general?

[stone sierra]

your face is a zombie

[idle forum]

Ignore food but don't forget to hydrate.

[alpine pike]

@ember zephyr Would you do this?
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/799314651116339220/1503386495707250828/RDT_20260511_184207.mp4?ex=6a032948&is=6a01d7c8&hm=c0e7aeee5363a1d40b03c2cea1645e5e5addac118f73c35882a8c62d0059cf85&

[edgy prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-gif-23518284

[surreal needle]

this is concerning

[edgy prairie]

Its probably fine

I do it atleast once every week

[viral wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-sad-cat-gif-24921646

[surreal needle]

i remember i was at birthday party one time and i was caught staring off into space too, the expression on someones face was shock because they saw no expression on me ( funnily enough)

we aren't built to feel nothing

[edgy prairie]

I feel a lot worse than nothing.

[surreal needle]

and thats the root of the problem

this shouldn't be

are you getting enough sunlight?

[edgy prairie]

I go for walks when I have the chance

I might be able too today

If its warm enough

Although I feel like dissociating

I dont wanna go walk

[autumn arch]

Waddup

[surreal needle]

i know exactly what you're going through because i go through it myself

[edgy prairie]

Immense depression

[surreal needle]

but sometimes you just gotta push yourself to do something

[autumn arch]

Are you thinking about anything during that time?

[edgy prairie]

Sitting and staring at wall while listening to music

Im gonna go

Dont want to be talking about this, feel like im talking to much about myself theres better conversations that could be happening

[surreal needle]

sorry if i made you feel like you are being pressured to do something, (wasn't my intention)

i just wanted to help

[edgy prairie]

You didnt dont worry

[viral wedge]

You know how to attract my attention

https://tenor.com/view/attention-curiosity-you-had-my-django-leonardo-di-caprio-gif-14193820

[viral wedge]

The Siamese is so tiny

[idle forum]

But she is a jerk, she steps on Sheldon just to get up the cat tower

[torn swallow]

Car behavior

[narrow cedar]

[idle forum]

🤯

[idle forum]

That is a big lobster egg.

[patent current]

Me looking at this video specifically to realise why realistic fuel/control rod operation isn'T really a thing in minecraft mods XD I was wondering why you always just place the fuel cells and the control rods in a big box, and then they stay there, and the fuel just comes in though a little hatch or something XD Nyow I know why. This shit would be waaaay too complicated to do even with create mod. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0afQ6w3Bjw&t=3153s

[alpine pike]

That's one heck of a emu egg

[idle forum]

🤢 thats to much, my stomach hurts looking at this.

[woeful axle]

This kills the pancreas

[brazen ivy]

i could eat this in one sitting within an hour

[idle forum]

The pancreas would cannibalize itself to get away from that thing.

[novel horizon]

I'd eat that

[uncut ermine]

BOOMERANG!!

I used to watch that channel on TV

[idle forum]

🤢

[woeful axle]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-spaceballs-pizza-pizza-the-hut-nom-nom-gif-19224721

[alpine pike]

I feel like my heart is dying just by looking at it

[alpine pike]

This scene cost so much that they almost got bankrupt by the mechanics alone

[uncut ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-things-fire-flame-gif-14920648

[torn swallow]

@wise wedge

[alpine pike]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/284828648056422401/1503397382052642966/IMG_0785.jpg?ex=6a03336b&is=6a01e1eb&hm=80e6fa201ebaf5021acd9a06ea3e8540bdcffd166655d9a983657b6f9c8e2f96&

that's some chonky chonk chonk

[surreal needle]

chat i need help trying to release my inner child

i keep trying to put it in a box

i thought about pranking my neighbours

but we aren't on that much of good terms lol

like deliver a parcel with their address and their name on it

[stone sierra]

One could argue that wars were fought (and lost) over them

[surreal needle]

also i tried voting for an unpopular british political party

but noone knows that i did it

because the results don't show who voted for who

[wise wedge]

Meh “drinkable” ive had cheesier pizzas where the cheese is almost liquid (not the chicago style) it was alright but i prefer a local parlor they get the combination perfect between the ingredients and its the only pizza I’ve eaten that doesnt give me acid reflux or is dry.

[torn swallow]

I always wanted to try a deep dish pizza

Looks like a pie to me than a pizza

[wise wedge]

Ya like chewing melted cheese?

[torn swallow]

As long as it doesnt burn my mouth, I'll try

[surreal needle]

i've always wanted to ingest 3000 calories in 1 sitting

[wise wedge]

3k is rookie numbers

[gentle juniper]

Uranium is like 50k in a bite or something absurd

[torn swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-feline-meme-funny-gif-8764472215214951735

[wise wedge]

Its a bit more then that its enough for you to live the rest of your life on

1 gram is roughly 20 billion for reference

[gentle juniper]

Not wrong

[torn swallow]

Therussianbadger reference

[simple anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/uranium-gif-13096135054961720072

[wise wedge]

That would be bananas

[idle forum]

Wtf happened?

[surreal needle]

gamma rays ionized his body and left him with 1st degree burns on his chest where his vital organs are

gamma rays or alpha particles? i can't remember which is which

[idle forum]

Did they catch the guy?

[edgy prairie]

Gamma rays are the strongest ones

[surreal needle]

@idle forum i wish i could trust random videos circulating the web

[woeful axle]

🅱️esh

[surreal needle]

the rise of AI though, not sure if anything is trustworthy nowadays

[edgy prairie]

Alpha particles are incredibly weak

[idle forum]

Damn it I didn't even think ai

[edgy prairie]

Also emitted from radioactive decay but they cant get past skin

Or paper iirc?

[idle forum]

My excuses is I'm tired

[surreal needle]

ohhh that makes sense

[woeful axle]

That uranium joke gif is old

[edgy prairie]

Gamma rays need like layers of lead to stop

Dense materials

[idle forum]

@surreal needle made it seem like the video was real with his comments

[woeful axle]

the powers that be want you confused, so you will be less likely to intervene with negative stimuli

[idle forum]

How do we know you're telling the truth??

[copper tree]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYKwAPuKwHc/
important

[woeful axle]

Would it matter if I wasnt?

[idle forum]

Plus I could totally see this going down in Florida

[idle forum]

Depends on how persuasive you are.

[edgy prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-scp-security-explosion-containment-gif-7649444965238101706

[simple anvil]

https://youtu.be/HOohF5BXu0A?si=pQYUSUKrJigL1jP7

[woeful axle]

reality isnt determined by how persuasive I am

[ember zephyr]

I mean

reality is based on perception

[woeful axle]

Sure, but if I percieve something really hard your head wont explode

https://tenor.com/view/shrekz-måns-gif-18419042315870360893

[copper tree]

Perceive deez

[ember zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/goteem-go-team-happy-fun-sports-gif-4789485

[alpine pike]

Do you gottem or do you havem?

[ember zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-hiiii-oh-hi-hi-hello-lizard-gif-5877185002260097302

[idle forum]

You've need havem to gottem.

[alpine pike]

One could mean to have them on hand, and the other of it hanging

[idle forum]

You're so old you can hang them from the second floor

[brazen ivy]

https://www.engadget.com/2169491/forza-horizon-6-has-leaked-a-week-ahead-of-launch/

coploit didn't encrypt

smh

[alpine pike]

Or you can have nuts in a sock/bag

[surreal needle]

guess racin fans couldn't wait..

[forest cosmos]

mornin

[alpine pike]

Like actual nuts

[idle forum]

👋

[brazen ivy]

"Copilot push to steam make no mistakes"

[lone dagger]

Computa make copilot actually be good

[distant iron]

decided not to wait for the doctor and managed to take the bike around the block

[novel horizon]

eyyy nice

[alpine pike]

Yeah, risk it all girl HAVE FUN

[distant iron]

Id love a supercharged but i gotta tone it down

thats why i bought the 600cc instead

[narrow cedar]

Lets goooo

[brazen ivy]

600cc? are we playing mario kart?

[distant iron]

my old bike was 1000

[alpine pike]

What do you do if the doctor gives you the bad news?

well

[distant iron]

wont come to that if i practice

[alpine pike]

oh okey

[novel horizon]

I should learn how to drive... maybe... or maybe get a bike

[alpine pike]

Then, you go master rider

[novel horizon]

master rider sounds like an MMO job title

[narrow cedar]

Drive first then bike

[distant iron]

its finally heating up though

[edgy prairie]

I would not wanna play Mario cart at 600cc

😭

[novel horizon]

Thine mother, ye master rider, showed us thine skills in the wee hours of the night

[edgy prairie]

200 is high enough

[distant iron]

i wouldnt say im a master

[autumn arch]

At a point you're not really controlling the kart

[alpine pike]

You sure as hell a better rider than me (that has never practiced)

[distant iron]

its like a pedal bike but like deadlier

[novel horizon]

chat, do i shave my head?

It's so hot recently.

[alpine pike]

Well you have bigger balls than me

[distant iron]

yeah they tend to drag on the ground like a meat crayon

[novel horizon]

sounds painful

[alpine pike]

Sounds like a good brake system

[surreal needle]

goin for the good old northern lion look?

[novel horizon]

Chat, I find it sooo funny that twitch has an "IRL takeover" thing on the homepage and...

ah yes, very much real life

[wise wedge]

Virtual people virtual space is in real life

[copper tree]

Lol

[trim stone]

Hi

[surreal needle]

i wanna play a tabletop rpg soooo bad, but i dont want to meet ppl irl

[wise wedge]

Look at this spider

[narrow cedar]

Could try and get something started online. Plenty of resources out there.

[distant iron]

lol

time to waste money on aftermarkets

[surreal needle]

do online people have loyalty though? will they keep coming back

[wise wedge]

There are also solo player games and rules if they just want the feeling of rpg gameplay without the social aspects

[surreal needle]

scratch that question, rather silly to ask

[narrow cedar]

If its good. Just need to meet people online.

[surreal needle]

lolwut

how does that work

[wise wedge]

You become the computer

[narrow cedar]

Well id ask someone who does that but.... well shit I cant now.

[subtle lintel]

https://youtu.be/VqR2tM7M_jQ remember kids what it's seeting between you and making milions is just having scruples

[forest cosmos]

howdy chat how yall doin

[wise wedge]

(Real answer random table and using lots of dice and procedural enemy intelligence formations and movements)

[wise wedge]

Im someone that does that

[surreal needle]

sounds good, bu i dont want to get 'good' at ttrpgs for now

im happy being a noob at it because i am a noob

[remote cipher]

[wise wedge]

I mean no need to be good just have fun (its just nerd stuff meaning math)

[forest cosmos]

space marines 2 pvp is fun

[remote cipher]

Whats a good comparison

[idle forum]

Sup

[subtle lintel]

My heart itches

[wise wedge]

Scratch it

[distant iron]

dig the worms out

rip them out

[wise wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-the-temple-of-doom-willie-scott-kate-capshaw-scared-gif-17867187

[bitter elm]

i should get disco elysium

[distant iron]

someones into this

[wise wedge]

Why do you think the movie was made its 50% that type of appeal romance action

[analog quarry]

i'll persuade it with my tool

https://tenor.com/bjLsq.gif

[copper tree]

Yk, fair enough

[analog quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/excellent-perfect-golden-girls-dorothy-zbornak-gif-25327574

[thorn acorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1291873628710895636/1352244240985362452/0vMiF1QYqYgDqvxH.mp4?ex=6a031096&is=6a01bf16&hm=5c5bf25067ad50ec939f4bc4bbd6c164895f3e7cc4a3be4efa814d91b84d02ba&

[narrow cedar]

Whats chat doing

[ember zephyr]

That got a sincere 'omg' from my friend, well done

[autumn arch]

Gaming

[narrow cedar]

[thorn acorn]

i am buying curtains

[surreal needle]

listening to music and reading random stuff

[narrow cedar]

Expensive

[brazen ivy]

learning the powers of trying to built something using golang and sql from scratch

[copper tree]

Golang good

[narrow cedar]

Uuuuuuh idk what that means

[copper tree]

SQL can <message deleted by the mods>

[alpine pike]

VScode...hayyyyyyyaaaaa

[ember zephyr]

vscode is a very competent little ide, what are you haiyaing for

[brazen ivy]

i turned off all the spy ware i just can't be bothered to do it correctly when i'm already learning other things don't worry

[alpine pike]

Just go get Zed

https://zed.dev/

[surreal needle]

what about you, what are you doing?

[narrow cedar]

Listening to some drunk streamers yap about a certain Russian parade that happened over the weekend

[surreal needle]

is it political?

[narrow cedar]

Could be taken that way.

So im being vague.

And I just dont feel like talking about it.

[brazen ivy]

ah yes the shrunken parade i know what you speak of

[surreal needle]

i mean it is funny that asmongold and hasanabi always make it to top political streamers consistently

[brazen ivy]

[narrow cedar]

Lol what even

[narrow cedar]

Definitely not either of those two

[brazen ivy]

it's called the shrunken parade because they didn't have any vehicles to show off

[narrow cedar]

HAH

[alpine pike]

Also, what are you developing though?

[wise wedge]

Nice url

[distant iron]

oh boy

[subtle lance]

Yep that's a url alright

[alpine pike]

holy crap

I did not notice the url

Well that one is gone

[ornate seal]

Lmao HUH

[ember zephyr]

speaking of lmao huh

[ornate seal]

Who the hell thought up that link shortener

[distant iron]

moron

[ember zephyr]

I just saw this and am confused

[alpine pike]

I can yeet you too if you want

[prisma sky]

What was the link shortened

[alpine pike]

Some bored individual

[subtle lance]

b a d

[subtle lance]

or some political activist type, idk

[alpine pike]

I reiterate, some bored individual

[ornate seal]

Shame, that song was sick though. But I can't remember the name of it

A Breaking Benjamin song?

[alpine pike]

https://youtu.be/4YshHpybh2I

[ornate seal]

OH it was Blow Me Away right?

Yeeeaaa

[alpine pike]

It's a random chance it plays in one of the late stages in Halo 2

its a good song

but frankly, when I first heard it, it just didn't fit

[ornate seal]

Genuinely is

I never experienced in Halo 2, so I'm seperate from that nostalgia

But I still like it a lot

[ember zephyr]

so apparantly I have some rare knowledge about an obscure limited edition gameboy console that basically nobody knows about

that's cool I guess

[ornate seal]

So Cold was also a good one

https://youtu.be/pzMvqv_3nfM

[alpine pike]

Apparently they removed the song from the anniversity version

[fiery condor]

which one

[ember zephyr]

The kirby one

as best I can tell the only reported source of these was a 25-unit run that was given out as a sweepstakes prize

I happen to know for a fact however, there were also some given out as goody bags to the UK press

[fiery condor]

ok you right i didnt know that one even existed

[ember zephyr]

my dad's company (ziff davis uk, owned gamespot uk and multiple games/computers magazines/websites, now cnet) received one such goody bag, it had a pink kirby backpack filled with marhmallows and candy, pink shades, a pink kirby tshirt, the pink gameboy and a copy of kirby's pinball

[narrow cedar]

Coooool

[ember zephyr]

first hand knowledge, I got given the entire thing minus the console which my dad's colleague kept for himself 🤣

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-watermelon-funny-gif-15831987

[fiery condor]

damn no console

[ember zephyr]

this was back in 1995

[ember zephyr]

yeah. I did get another limited edition gb though, a black one with wario's face on it, along with a copy of wario land

[fiery condor]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-ancient-gif-11766658

[ember zephyr]

same deal, nintendo sent it to dad's company as a promo for the release of wario land

[sleek garnet]

Pretend the watermelon is this Kirby bag

[woeful axle]

https://tenor.com/view/weazel-ball-gif-21125745

[fiery condor]

not that i would advise selling but i wonder how much it goes for now

[ember zephyr]

yeah and I also had hella juice as a kid, my dad had an awesome job 🤣

I got to play halo on xbox, before the xbox was even out in the UK

[fiery condor]

i didnt need this flex XD

[ember zephyr]

yeah well you called me old so I had to let 'em know

[fiery condor]

fair point

[ember zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/dave-chappelle-sitting-do-dope-shit-gif-1480680212530749679

[fiery condor]

if i ever get the money for it id like to start a journey to hold the full english lineup of n64 carts

i dont have many atm though

[ember zephyr]

I don't feel especially precious about physical media

like, I could see buying and heavily modding a game console to make it uber, but that would include some kind of flash storage and media emulation

[fiery condor]

although currently i have..........ALOT of placeholder japanese carts and a n64 i tore apart to let them fit

[fiery condor]

oh n64 has that already

i believe its called everdrive

[ember zephyr]

yeah I'm familiar

[edgy prairie]

trying a new artwork

not going very well

[ember zephyr]

I've been using flash cartridges (if anybody asks, for legitimate, legal backups of games I own) since like 2002

[sleek garnet]

Unrelated topic: Mirage mewtwo is a long forgotten antagonist that was supposed to be part of an anniversary special. It was a cool idea but it got weird when it’s hands turned into Pokemon heads for the attacks

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-mirage-mewtwo-pokemon-mirage-pokemon-the-mastermind-of-mirage-pokemon-legendary-pokemon-gif-27531894

[edgy prairie]

screenshots I took in KSP. You can see my mun station and my newest plane

the plane breaks mach 4 easily and broke mach 5 once

[brazen ivy]

ah sorry i was having dinner with my wife, i'm just messing around with it right now as practice to get use to setting it up and how to make basic crud repls

[sleek garnet]

I’m bored

[idle forum]

Same

[surreal needle]

aren't we all

[weak vessel]

never

[fiery condor]

i am very much not used to taking a day out purely for stress

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-lugia-lugia-silver-pokemon-gif-22854744

Baby lugia

Is adorable

[idle forum]

Fry it up with some herbs and spices

[ember zephyr]

mental health days are awesome

Personally I've been taking a mental health day for the last [checks notes] 7 months

[fiery condor]

um

[ember zephyr]

it's pretty rad

(I was longterm sick from work in october and got made redundant in december)

so I've just been chilling as a neet since then

[narrow cedar]

Feel that.

[weak vessel]

I get paid for stuff every now and then so I claiming self-employment defense re: neetness

[ember zephyr]

Oh I mean technically I guess I'm self employed?

I'm a director of a small company but we're not actually doing anything

[surreal needle]

https://fxtwitter.com/DwanPiece/status/2053611218137714937

DwanPiece (@DwanPiece)

He’s got game
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[ember zephyr]

Well dangit, ah reckon ah became one a them ther magical girls. Figures.

[surreal needle]

is this real?

[primal harbor]

Is it

[narrow cedar]

https://youtube.com/shorts/4SeIfS45zSM?si=ONc1wMCe_oxgzwr7

[primal harbor]

Looks real to me

[frail otter]

https://giphy.com/gifs/peacocktv-peacock-tv-twister-voitMFZgYgJnoaNnie

[supple steppe]

First final done

[frail otter]

30 years old

[narrow cedar]

Woooohoooo

[idle forum]

Congratulations

[supple steppe]

We didn't get a grade back yet but I probably got an A

I would need 26% or less to fail

I have one more final today and then Wednesday

The one today is probably the hardest and Wednesday the easiest

[subtle lintel]

Should I get the real sugar or the stevia elderflower syrup

Stevia is possibly going to be less sweet to me because I don't seem to taste them much

[supple steppe]

53% to move my grade up and 20% to keep as is

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/baten-kaitos-baten-kaitos-kalas-bk-gif-5090652511078923398

i wish the remasters had the english dub outside of this intro

[supple steppe]

20% for the easier one too

To keep as is

[frail otter]

https://giphy.com/gifs/final-destination-finaldestination-4-WRbeLNgyP3nmlsDCZc

FINAL DESTINATION 2 RELEASED 23 YEARS AGO!!!!

[sleek garnet]

... this is baten kaitos btw

[frail otter]

TODAY!

[patent grove]

What about tomorrow?

[sleek garnet]

what about yesterday?

[primal harbor]

what about toesterday

[dense nova]

ive not even see that one but I dont like being behind trucks carrying shit

[primal harbor]

What about yestemorrow?

[subtle lance]

What about overmorrow?

[alpine pike]

https://youtu.be/CjC_9gkqLOo

[edgy prairie]

Bone marrow

[subtle lance]

Oh what now? Is this the dnd shorts guy who got into something or other?

[alpine pike]

watch the first 3 minutes

[subtle lance]

Goddamn clickbait titles! Why can't anyone say what the video's about anymore!? /hj

[slow tinsel]

https://x.com/unbothereader/status/2053478050231468377?s=20

nouf (@unbothereader)

girlies be like “my comfort character”, and it is the most traumatized character in the book.

X · May 10, 2026, 2:11 PM

[peak oyster]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1498306890906468534/1498688978956583074/1680461964397838.gif

[slow tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-me-jinx-arcane-right-here-present-gif-23774359

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-sea-urchin-cat-the-voices-meme-gif-26706043

[slow tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/darkviperau-epic-embed-fail-joker-laugh-crazy-laugh-gif-23510600

[subtle lance]

Are they of the void?

[thorn tree]

Has anybody seen Michael movie? 😭

[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/smooth-brain-kitty-boykisser-gif-8234569603800668383

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-time-mariah-carey-mariah-carey-unlocked-break-free-mariah-carey-mariah-carey-mariah-carey-defrost-gif-4879758616393005619

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-tachyon-agnestachyon-tachyon-umamusume-anime-gif-7363674819337210427

[sleek garnet]

chrismorrow?

[alpine pike]

Sorry

[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/bna-michiru-red-bull-drink-brand-new-animal-gif-27373143

[brazen ivy]

drinking a fake redbull out of a paper cup is a crime

[ancient zenith]

michiru does not care

:3

[alpine pike]

What a bunch of bull

[subtle lance]

Hey look it's a venue, [expletive] knows what's going on in there

[ancient zenith]

brush ya hair people

if ya got long hair

brush it

take care of it

[subtle lance]

Is it possible to take thunder damage from an image

[viral wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cute-adorable-head-massage-gif-17677393

[subtle lance]

It's already dead it can't get worse /j

[alpine pike]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-nonono-smh-rage-gif-4934614

[ancient zenith]

D:

[viral wedge]

what a fatty belly

[idle forum]

And very soft

[alpine pike]

https://tenor.com/view/a-wild-chunky-cat-has-appeared-gif-1987575047241203598

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/kamen-rider-zero-one-kamen-rider-zero-one-仮面ライダーゼロワン-仮面ライダー-gif-21276222

[alpine pike]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-cat-thicc-plus-size-fluffy-big-boned-gif-6690778550329241200

[patent grove]

Umbra has found box

[ember zephyr]

There is no temptation greater to a cat than literally any cardboard box

[weak vessel]

my waveform is on the spiky side
but in my defence I am mixing it by ear on the fly

[ember zephyr]

Is that something you could slap a compressor on to fix?

[patent grove]

I must buy soda tonight

[ember zephyr]

my little soda pop [pop]

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/batzz-nom-demon-lord-dragon-batzz-batzz-is-hot-gif-18894467

[weak vessel]

yeah, if I'm live I'll usually run it through an eq and a compressor/limiter before I send it to the sound guy
the only chance he'll run the rig at remotely the right volume is if I can show him the limiter in the chain
sound guys don't trust DJs

[patent grove]

I feel genuinely sad

[weak vessel]

and quite rightly so

[patent grove]

My brother’s friend group are all on one platform (PC)

[weak vessel]

DJs destroy sound systems for breakfast

[patent grove]

And my friend group is scattered across all 3 major platforms

[weak vessel]

PC is the best is why - haven't consoled since the xbox 360 and it's been glorious

[patent grove]

His friend group also doesn’t immediately get disinterested if they’re not playing the same game

I don’t play CoD or Fortnite so most of my friends group avoid me lately

[idle forum]

The xbox 360 was the best.

[weak vessel]

people are fickle and blow about like leaves on the winds of fashion

[patent grove]

I wish i had stability tbh

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/gorou-genshin-impact-foxboy-gif-23071543

[patent grove]

[subtle lintel]

Can you call something pork sausages if it's only 27% pork meat

Followed by chicken and then soy and pea proteine

[sleek garnet]

unfortunately google won't show me a higher res image, but have the rainbow rider

[weak vessel]

not in the UK you can't

minimum 40-odd% pork to be "pork sausage" over here

[ember zephyr]

pork-like sausage style food product

delicious

[weak vessel]

pork-style sausage-form

[patent grove]

[ancient zenith]

that sounds like it doesn't contain pork

[patent grove]

“Processed pork product”

[ember zephyr]

confidence is a preference for the habitual eater of what is known as porklike

[patent grove]

We don’t have ice cream

We have “frozen dairy dessert”

[ancient zenith]

frozen dairy product you mean

ye

[subtle lance]

Sausage with REAL PORK!

[ancient zenith]

we don't have milk

just cow juice

[subtle lance]

idk it needs a prefix but i don't got one

[patent grove]

Honestly i dislike how processed stuff gets

[ember zephyr]

cow juice is optimal

[ancient zenith]

moo juice also acceptable

[ember zephyr]

my tea preperation of choice is two n' a coo

[patent grove]

It’s not even a matter of “too much effort”, it’s cheaper

[edgy prairie]

Im making some satellites to send to duna

Im gonna map it out in preparation for my first landing

Biggest rocket yet

[patent grove]

Dune?

[ember zephyr]

I was worried nobody would get my parklife reference

[subtle lance]

also for wireless control

[ember zephyr]

perhaps blur is a little too obscure in 2026

[edgy prairie]

Duna

Mars planet

[edgy prairie]

Oh yep and that

I put a bunch of stuff on these satellites

Gonna send a picture soon

Im sending 2 at once

[patent grove]

I feel kinda like i has no friends a lot lately

[edgy prairie]

They have a big relay disc, hi res altitude scanner, resource, biome, and visual scanners

Resource and hi res altitude are the most important

[subtle lance]

there's an entire ikea showroom as well

[patent grove]

Maybe because i see my brother and his friend group always interacting

Unfortunately most “people my age” are either always working or partying

meanwhile, I’m antisocial and socially awkward

[subtle lance]

college age?

[patent grove]

20s

Or in some cases, they already started families

[subtle lance]

what

[sleek garnet]

i am not using that spell

[patent grove]

A few of my high school friends started families as soon or right as they graduated

[sleek garnet]

i cast beans instead

[patent grove]

Meanwhile

There’s me, just existing

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-22803939

Existing as a fren

[subtle lance]

brother you need your character arcs first you don't just jump into a family [imo]

[patent grove]

Technically Umbra is my “son”

[ember zephyr]

sounds like something I'd have done in my teens

[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/pita-a-horse-is-here-gif-3838550382478913993

[subtle lance]

he's on the house and everything

[subtle lance]

horses: how in the Omnissiah's name are they still alive

[patent grove]

I told my mother I don’t think I’ll ever truly have the capability to be a parent or authority figure lol

[ember zephyr]

felt

I'm really more 'cool uncle' material

[alpine pike]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1453612347154370650/1503306073438683187/IMG_1543.jpg?ex=6a02de61&is=6a018ce1&hm=b185336df4939ee4a406f75f8819528d9032f23636c304b89fe35b3a64ac5cae&

[subtle lance]

im likely not going to be a parent because i got problems man, and i don't want to pass those on
the axe forgets, the tree remembers, so how can the axe tell when damage has been done?

[patent grove]

Same

Genetics are a curse

[weak vessel]

I saw "confidence is preference" and then read the rest to the tune

[ember zephyr]

pukka

[subtle lance]

god knew i would usurp his throne if i didn't have ADHD /j

[weak vessel]

my bro had twins
cool uncle status achieved
off the hook for babymaking
result

[patent grove]

AuADHD

[subtle lance]

ayo SAME

[patent grove]

I got hit with the genetic nerf

https://tenor.com/view/batzz-nom-demon-lord-dragon-batzz-batzz-is-hot-gif-18894467

[patent grove]

HIRO NOOO

[dusty prawn]

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/tadc-kinger-the-amazing-digital-circus-monster-energy-float-gif-4469343146670514161

[subtle lance]

i have never before wanted to space somebody more before now

go in the corpse wiggler

[ember zephyr]

Every day we stray farther from God's light

[knotty walrus]

just breathing's not enough to exist

[subtle lance]

i don't think hell claims this either this is solely the hubris of man

[weak vessel]

you're looking at it wrong
you got superpowers
hyperfocus is handy if you can get the hang of pointing it in the right direction

[knotty walrus]

let the kids have their fun, you had absolutely brain rotten memes like "the game"

[patent grove]

I do think i’d be good at story writing

[ancient zenith]

ngl 67 is like, the same level as any of the other funny number memes

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/digital-circus-kinger-tactical-roll-tumble-worm-scooch-gif-17454422470946959315

[ancient zenith]

like, 69, 420, 1337, 42

[ember zephyr]

did you deadass just try and tell me 67 is on the same level as 69?

You actually did.

Get in the bin

[knotty walrus]

y'all so worked up over the corruption of the youth you've forgotten that they're the inheritors of all that came before

[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-bocchi-bocchi-the-rock-music-cgdkt-gif-8979597104793128969

[patent grove]

Lowkey your aura is lacking /j

[ember zephyr]

all the way in

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-gif-25260320

[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-bubble-sad-gif-9840505378859916279

[patent grove]

My brother keeps calling people larpers

[knotty walrus]

your brother sounds like a distinguished gentleman

[ember zephyr]

7 years is a wee bit outside Steam's refund policy window

[patent grove]

My brother and I are only 9 years apart

[ancient zenith]

I hate it

[slow tinsel]

You slightly missed the refund window

[patent grove]

i’m not that much older than him

Vio

I might try league again

https://tenor.com/view/minbitt-animation-youtube-gif-6137587457700306324

[ember zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/eh-meh-jim-jim-halpert-the-office-gif-25317293

[knotty walrus]

godspeed, Tempest

[slow tinsel]

Refund policy only applies for 2 weeks / 2 hours playtime

[knotty walrus]

that's just the auto refund

[slow tinsel]

Oh right

[knotty walrus]

you can file a ticket to steam for a refund for any time or reason, but it's a crapshoot on whether a human looks at it, and moreso if they think your request has merit

[slow tinsel]

Hmu when u got it installed, we can play in the next few days

[patent grove]

I forgot game pass is giving nitro now

My Xbox is telling me to get nitro

[ember zephyr]

idk what you expect from us man, email him if you feel that strongly about it I guess

[patent grove]

AAAAA

[ember zephyr]

games release in early access and then go dormant all the time, at least heartbound is still in active development

[eyes his Towns on steam]

[slow tinsel]

Yoy knew what you got yourself into buying an early access game ig

[patent grove]

My game is currently in development

[ivory snow]

NOOOOO

HENRY WAS MY FAVORITE

[patent grove]

as in I’m still writing it

[knotty walrus]

you were warned that the game was early access when you bought it, steam has always had a bright warning box about incomplete games as far back as when early access was first launched. That said, we're just goblins who think thor or his streams or the ferrets are neat, like a marge simpson

[supple steppe]

Realistic fantasy would say the unicorns horn is keratin

Fun fantasy would say it's made of pearls or smth

[ivory snow]

DAMN IT ALL MAN

[patent grove]

I love the ferrets

All of them

[knotty walrus]

you weren't scammed, you bought what was on the tin

[slow tinsel]

This applies to any EA game, best example is The Forest. Went into public EA in 2013, fully released in 2020 and was just abandoned after. Same with Sons of the Forest, super unfinished and the devs just abandoned it after a year and a half

[ember zephyr]

Towns is a dwarf fortress style game that came out in early access in 2012 and the devs abandoned it in 2014. It's still on sale on steam, never hit 1.0

[trim stone]

Hallo

[ember zephyr]

though apparantly the source code got released last month, that's neat

[patent grove]

Hallo

Bird!

[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/lucky-star-wave-hello-gif-3561948478976684501

[subtle lance]

talk to steam about it for an exception, no special path we can give you unfortunately

[knotty walrus]

i'm still so mad about towns getting abandoned

[trim stone]

Hey red

[subtle lance]

at least there's rimworld

[ember zephyr]

https://github.com/supermalparit/Towns

[knotty walrus]

heck yeah

[rocky rose]

because we love them

[slow tinsel]

Again, you were warned its an in-development game

[trim stone]

Hey Ava

[rocky rose]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-silly-tongue-horse-tongue-horse-silly-gif-11018268193256850941

[narrow cedar]

Why are you complaining here?

[slow tinsel]

Eh why am i even trying ig

[knotty walrus]

does this say "pirate software support" or does it say "general chat" 🙃

[trim stone]

Honse

[narrow cedar]

Of all places why here?

[slow tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/953977911042510939/968053706882957362/SPOILER_ezgif-1-165d8c1cd9.gif

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-agnes-tachyon-yes-nod-uma-musume-gif-14246277730057600737

[ancient zenith]

who stretched rick

[knotty walrus]

like dogg read the room title

[patent grove]

Agnes Tachyon our beloved

[narrow cedar]

I saw what you changed lol

[slow tinsel]

Rick stretchedley

[narrow cedar]

You skipped my question why

[ancient zenith]

he rolled stretchedly

[narrow cedar]

Huh

[knotty walrus]

looks at 50+ unreleased early access games in steam library

[slow tinsel]

Correct and apparently that "at some point" isn't reached yet, eh?

[patent grove]

Hi frenname

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-rem-dead-lock-hello-gif-1147038669201383897

[ember zephyr]

Again, it's still in active development with monthly updates so I really don't know what you expect us to tell you

[knotty walrus]

i would say the number of games in early access that have failed to launch is too dang high

[patent grove]

Bones would absolutely love Rem on deadlock

[rocky rose]

it’s supposed to be a perfect day tomorrow

[trim stone]

Who

[patent grove]

Sleepy Raven

[narrow cedar]

Huh?

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-rem-dead-lock-hello-gif-1147038669201383897

^ Rem

[trim stone]

Oh yea him he’s adorable

[patent grove]

I like Rem or the bat character

I forgot her name

[slow tinsel]

Words apparently dont have meanings anymore

[patent grove]

When you buy a early access game, there is a warning label

[slow tinsel]

Skibidi 67 rizz and much more

[patent grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1500440609767559329/KhronShrug.gif

[ember zephyr]

Got it, actively working on a game but not releasing it in the timeframe I decide it should, is a scam

good to know

thanks

[ancient zenith]

forgot ohio

[patent grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1391080250623918151/1489450073120313475/Mr_Rizzlectric.gif

I love RussianBadger

[slow tinsel]

You're just jealous your fanum rizz could never outskibidi my ohio 67

[ancient zenith]

forgot the tax

it's fanum tax

smh

[slow tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/hawk-tuah-brainrot-skibidi-rizz-fanum-tax-gif-9576990642278731137

[alpine pike]

Damn, he had a shock meme ..that smallhead streamer is not catching a break

[patent grove]

Chat, i shall create stuff on Krita tonight

[alpine pike]

Stream it

[patent grove]

Maybe

[trim stone]

It’s not worth the breath grandpa

[patent grove]

If my PC will let me

[alpine pike]

@ember zephyr #general_chat message

[trim stone]

Hey pengun

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-dance-happy-excited-cant-wait-gif-9866503496254594748

[trim stone]

How goes pengun

[ember zephyr]

...no?

[distant iron]

ordering online is fun

[patent grove]

Warframe is still in it’s beta

[primal harbor]

Chat

I just realized

[knotty walrus]

/me chokes on dwarf fortress being early access for over 20 years

[patent grove]

[knotty walrus]

oops

[patent grove]

Hi Yuko!

[alpine pike]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1453612347154370650/1503452166881542244/Saying_OK_after_a_Paragraph.mp4?ex=6a036671&is=6a0214f1&hm=9ee92f2f3a3e1b626ed6dd7fc8e137f906d83ab348cb33b0a63da006bc9c1da4&

[primal harbor]

There are only 3 out of the seven endings that keep V alive in cyberpunk

[alpine pike]

oh, no parkour?

[trim stone]

That is how first is when I get pissed off at work

[alpine pike]

But you gotta be impressed of the casual dodges

[trim stone]

Oh that was some of the cleanest shit I’ve ever seen

[patent grove]

Ragebaiting rathalos?

Try ragebaiting Fatalis

[primal harbor]

And they each fit the 3 life paths: nomad, corpo, street kid.
Which means if they want to bring V back in Orion they could just give you the 3 life-path choices again and then build off each corpo canon ending from 2077 into 2080 (orion) after 3 years

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/fatalis-monster-hunter-monster-hunter-world-gif-23757679

[ancient zenith]

ragebait deez nuts

:3

[trim stone]

That felt cleaner than my parry’s in god of war

[alpine pike]

https://tenor.com/view/these-nuts-deez-gif-13388028

[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-ent-gif-21463012

[alpine pike]

https://tenor.com/view/the-nutcracker-suite-gif-7306976

[slow tinsel]

Anyway i'm off to sleep, my last braincell won't be dealing with this bullshit

Goodnight chat

[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-cat-goodnight-gif-20504069

[primal harbor]

Nop

Stay awake

[slow tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/goodnight-ikea-shark-gif-27706454

[primal harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/wide-awake-cant-sleep-awake-tarsier-gif-12272093

[trim stone]

Eye eye?

[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/drumming-jigar-rajpopat-drum-bass-drum-big-drum-gif-18082002

[distant iron]

newer made bike means aftermarket will destroy me

[alpine pike]

And gas prices are low still?

[ornate seal]

Lmao dude it costs less than a cheeseburger. If you consider that to be a scam worth caring about you need more important things to care about in your life

[patent grove]

A big mac meal is $12

https://tenor.com/view/zuh-cat-side-eye-stare-cat-staring-ca-gif-7404392670733848800

[ember zephyr]

Look man, you've got your opinion and you're entitled to it, but you seem to have come here with a sucky attitude just to try and start shit.

You're mad that the game's been in early access too long, we get it, but frankly I don't think any of us cares. You paid for an early access game and you got an early access game. I've done the same thing in the past and had the game go inactive a year or two later, that's indie game dev for ya. Hell, that's the games industry as a whole.

Not that I particularly care about heartbound, but at least it's still under active development with monthly updates and there's a decent chance it actually gets completed.

[patent grove]

my local burger place sells 2 cheeseburgers, fries & a drink for $9.

Local restaurants are good

[alpine pike]

Your first mistake was to get in on a McDonald's

[ancient zenith]

lmao Thor actually said to not buy it if you don't want to wait

Approximately how long will this game be in Early Access?
“We're releasing a monthly update patch until it is finished. There is no designated timeline for release. If you don't want to wait then please do not buy this game.”

[distant iron]

give me a second to math for american terms

[patent grove]

I usually get a few mcdoubles from the value menu for about $5

[alpine pike]

Don't have to, just bring layman terms (high, low, okey)

[primal harbor]

I think chat needs this

[distant iron]

i guess somewhat high

i live up north though

[alpine pike]

That's a good statement, as the early access is technically not a full game

[distant iron]

if i was living in like tokyo the prices would be higher

[ember zephyr]

oh my god we would die

we would die until we were dead and then die some more

[alpine pike]

Gas prices shot up high recently because of some global political reasons

[distant iron]

shot for shot

[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-gif-11916099077674228393

[ancient zenith]

they're still high

I'm paying about 50 cents more per liter than the start of the year

[alpine pike]

Yeah, if it goes up, it doesn't go down

[patent grove]

To fill up our car, it costs more than $10

[alpine pike]

Nice phrase

[ancient zenith]

which is like 30% increase

[distant iron]

hah

this is why i like motorcycles

[alpine pike]

House M.D. ended years ago and yet it's still good game

[ornate seal]

You should really look up what the word means before you use it so much

[ember zephyr]

...it's a tv show

[ancient zenith]

you got what you paid for, just not what you expected, that's not a scam

[alpine pike]

Yes, but making a game out of it

[lone dagger]

Don't forget that Fortnite was in EA for a really long time

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jack-sparrow-gif-11754678

Most pirate looking cat ever

[ember zephyr]

It's also very different to the original design

[distant iron]

what else should i do for the bike

[alpine pike]

The one that was almost caught

[ember zephyr]

I'm also slightly salty still that epic abandoned their next-gen unreal game to make fortnite instead

[alpine pike]

You let it sleep with you

[patent grove]

I believe the game receives monthly updates

[ornate seal]

....You haven't actually looked at the Steam update page have you.

Also I've never seen him say anything about a "timely manner". Just that it will be done when its done

[distant iron]

lmao

[patent grove]

Time to read the bike a bedtime story

[supple steppe]

@hearty hound Refunds beyond 2 weeks or hours aren't a guarantee

When you buy the game you buy it as is, there is no promise of live service

[ember zephyr]

no no you don't get it, because the game isn't out when I DECIDE it should be, it's a scam

[distant iron]

okay i have to stop looking at mods or i will run out

[supple steppe]

Game owners do not have to refund you for the promise of updates and then not delivering

Scummy but not illegal

Thor didn't say how many updates

[alpine pike]

I heard bike mods are real crazy

And that's before the prices

[supple steppe]

Thor is a bad dev not a scammer

[ember zephyr]

lmao that needs to be pinned

https://tenor.com/view/wreck-it-ralph-zangief-bad-guy-bad-mean-gif-4526339

[fast isle]

[ember zephyr]

aaaand he's yeeted

[patent grove]

There’s a lot of bad game devs

me.

[ancient zenith]

I'm a bad dev too

I also overrun deadlines

[ember zephyr]

yeah honestly there's nothing wrong with being a bad dev

[ancient zenith]

:3

[ember zephyr]

how do you become a sorta-good dev if you don't suck at it first

[supple steppe]

It true tho

It true tho

[ember zephyr]

so true he said it twice

[supple steppe]

Thor just over promised stuff

[alpine pike]

get true 2x

[ember zephyr]

imagine getting that pissed over a cheap early access indie title for real though

[supple steppe]

Yeah dunno what the rando expected

[ember zephyr]

sit down dude and let me tell you about kickstarter

[ornate seal]

Like I said, they need more important things to care about in their life if they're getting pissed over that lmao

[ancient zenith]

to be fair, like 10 bucks 6 years ago was 2 cheeseburgers

not 1

[supple steppe]

You know what Is a scam?

[ancient zenith]

money

[alpine pike]

the voice modulator?

[ancient zenith]

banks

[ember zephyr]

helium-injected audiophile grade hdmi cables

[ancient zenith]

lmoa what

don't tell me that actually exists

[ember zephyr]

the cables? oh hell yeah

[supple steppe]

Big stair

They are up to something

[gentle juniper]

Tf does the helium do lol

[sturdy crow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jake-something--k01KRC47VR4KYTMYJB248R5Z96J

[ancient zenith]

stairs are a ploy by big building to sell more floors

[plucky lark]

From the start of the stream.

[ember zephyr]

https://www.headphonesty.com/2026/01/biggest-scams-audiophile-world/

[desert gorge]

could someone do me a favor and join an amongus lobby so I can transfer the lobby elements from phone to pc

[sturdy crow]

reduces the temp

[ancient zenith]

those cables are stupid cuz they connect far less optimal copper traces on a motherboard to some other pcb

like, if you know how computers work you know how stupid cables like that are

[ember zephyr]

Sure that's the silly thing about them

[ancient zenith]

well also their price

[ember zephyr]

not the fact they cost more than SUBMARINE TRANSOCEANIC CABLES

[desert gorge]

xould someone help me transfer lobby elements from phone to pc in amongus (NA server code:LLFIMF)

[stone sierra]

whoever decided 13k/m is a good price can jump in the bin.

in a pineapple.

under the sea.

[wise wedge]

Banana has same fidelity as copper via blind tests

[ember zephyr]

Now now, we should reserve our vitriol not for the person who set the price, but the person who agreed to pay it

Or both.

Both is good too

[stone sierra]

those are called idiots and there is no fix for stupid.

https://tenor.com/view/violence-i-choose-violence-both-is-good-gif-624126049265307727

i drank some leftover tonic that i think might have had some leftover gin in it.

[ember zephyr]

The galling thing is that there are idiots out there with that kind of f-you money

[stone sierra]

i wonder if they want to buy a big clock.

[ember zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-wow-what-excited-omg-gif-11830658287737197216

[wise wedge]

Does it have a name?

[stone sierra]

I don't think so, but if I had to name it, I'd call it... hmm.

Ben.

Ben is a good name for a big clock.

[wise wedge]

like those coke bottles

[ember zephyr]

oh my god I've just seen some exceptionally sexy cabinet cabling

[worthy urchin]

Chat! I can kinda do the 7 Nation Army riff!

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/well-we-are-waiting-come-on-bring-it-gif-18944947

[ember zephyr]

https://www.reddit.com/r/cableporn/comments/1ta3roh/thought_id_share_the_work_our_boys_just_completed/

I was half expecting automod to eat that url because of the subreddit name

[stone sierra]

I'm surprised automod didn't yeet the link

[ember zephyr]

haha

[stone sierra]

oy.

[ember zephyr]

same braincell

[stone sierra]

this happens way more often than i think i'm comfortable with

[ember zephyr]

as if one of us wasn't bad enough

[stone sierra]

two of us would be cataclysmic

[ember zephyr]

THE LOOPS. THE LOOPS, BROTHER.

[stone sierra]

i don't dare imagine what three of us could achieve

[stone sierra]

I'll need a minute. or 5.

[ember zephyr]

I too have achieved girthy tumescence

[flint rivet]

WHO SUMMONS ME

[final hollow]

lööp

[stone sierra]

literally nobody.

[flint rivet]

Alright, false alarm

[final hollow]

did someone say

[ember zephyr]

Considering a career change?

[final hollow]

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kogrsAZY43_7qTquFvwy4hoLfvJNRcCA4

[flint rivet]

Not especially. I also don't computer well.

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/thunderfury-world-of-warcraft-thunder-fury-blessed-blade-of-the-windseeker-wow-gif-4952034693306083069

[stone sierra]

I don't think "dumbass" counts as a career

[ember zephyr]

10 seconds into the video for Once and I'm irrevocably thinking about frontier psychiatrist

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE

[stone sierra]

deer mother of dog you're old.

wait, that makes me old too. DUCK

https://tenor.com/cmuJHAUDfjk.gif

[subtle lintel]

I feel like I'm dying

[ember zephyr]

people in millenial houses should not be throwing stones. They'll put their back out

[stone sierra]

I have a literal jar with my own spine.

[ember zephyr]

I put my back out literally just taking a train to edinburgh and back at the end of april

[stone sierra]

well, spine shavings, but they used to be part of my spine nonetheless

[ember zephyr]

it's been randomly tweaking me ever since

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/hernia-i-have-a-hernia-rob-swanson-nick-offerman-parks-and-rec-gif-13109510

[ember zephyr]

oh yeah, new Boards of Canada album out soon

[ember zephyr]

Why waste money on expensive drugs when a sack of sugar free gummy bears will do the job just as well?

[ancient zenith]

chat

shower time

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-water-cute-cat-shower-cat-gif-27550509

[subtle lintel]

Hey pix they found your old place

[flint rivet]

I knew a kung fu and climbing instructor who put out his back for 6 months, by picking up an empty cardboard box

[ember zephyr]

it really is the most random shite that does us in

[flint rivet]

Also this has been stuck in my head all day https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0LJ6UDOWQ1Y?feature=share

[autumn arch]

Sorry guys

[brazen ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/wall-gif-24534315

[autumn arch]

Can't hang out with ya'll anymore

Not with all this money on me

[stone sierra]

I'm stuck in a loop listening to The Streets

[autumn arch]

https://tenor.com/view/rich-off-airpods-richoffairpods-stack-band-bandforband-gif-4351078540525453133

[ember zephyr]

let the Mike flow through you