general_chat

[acoustic jolt]

i gotta figure out how itd work before i inquire. i asked for auto-farming and we got it in like a month

and im a f2p player

[patent grove]

Umbra says no

[fast isle]

I should play d3
https://tenor.com/view/nodders-gif-26414892

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/phineas-and-ferb-dan-povenmire-jeff-swampy-marsh-dancing-dance-gif-4710563033325130969

[lone dagger]

But Umbra would get told that they are tottaly right

[forest cosmos]

yall got no idea how happy i am to be playing d3 again. This is my first time on windows too

[patent grove]

Umbra is always right

[forest cosmos]

Except when wrong

[patent grove]

Caesar the cat says no

[forest cosmos]

holy gigachad

[lone dagger]

Jon Taffer would agree

[forest cosmos]

Caesar the bird says no

hallo yuko

[distant iron]

heard the lower afterlife music from ME2 and got brought back years

holy shit what a throwback

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/ponste5-mass-effect-garrus-gif-20134541

[distant iron]

might have to replay it

except for mass effect 1 i hated the exploration honestly

[fast isle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1356765177298817105/1503229787613827252/unnamed_2.webp?ex=6a029756&is=6a0145d6&hm=2b615cb0e0d2a22e05e40bb4164751d344b517abdebfc17cd269e52115a80dde&=&format=webp

[slim schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/193278651020738561/1503230091155607552/hmeme-6349299.gif

[distant iron]

i had a huge crush on miranda

now shes a little mid as an adult

i think my taste in woman as a teenager was a little dull

[fast isle]

@crude sleet this u

[wise wedge]

Pretty

[distant iron]

they furrified the chud

wasnt he a veteran or something

i swear i heard that somewhere

[wise wedge]

The furry? Probably they seem common

[distant iron]

no

the actual guy

[distant iron]

he was wearint a demon slayer shirt so my guess is his interests were younger

[median thorn]

https://x.com/mahirusoldier/status/2053161105661501725

Prof. Chise (@mahirusoldier)

The aliens are 5'4, 49 kg catgirls
I have to go

X · May 9, 2026, 5:12 PM

[wise wedge]

Thanks for the furry artist history lesson

[median thorn]

catgirl aliens

[distant iron]

aliens?

[wise wedge]

The fact his character was a human is great

[distant iron]

has to be fake

[median thorn]

I hope not

[near topaz]

Mom get the camera

I’m famous

[median thorn]

apparently someone is saying it's a fake

[wise wedge]

The fbi at the time were overseas so its possible they got ideas from ancient 70-80s anime which had these concepts in spades

[patent grove]

Always have been.

https://tenor.com/view/niko-oneshot-cute-pancakes-happy-gif-16055168920483639196

[distant iron]

FBI? what?

did i miss something

[patent grove]

I need to play Oneshot more soon

I started it recently, but have been slowly starting it

Don’t wanna speedrun it

[crude sleet]

https://fixupx.com/shitpost_2077/status/2053588389710954916/video/1?s=61

Shitpost 2077 (@shitpost_2077)

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FixupX · May 10, 2026, 9:30 PM

HOLY CHRIST

[near topaz]

[wise wedge]

Most extra terrestrial interactions were administrated by the fbi as part of their job is foreign affairs

[median thorn]

chimera?

[wise wedge]

Especially when the alien crosses state lines

[distant iron]

i thought this was animated for a second

[wise wedge]

Sure

[distant iron]

did the us drop more files

[wise wedge]

I mean long ago the docs on the government’s protocols for aliens was released and that is one of the things in it yes

[distant iron]

oh shit

[wise wedge]

Like a decade ago

[distant iron]

honestly a better read than the other files

[wise wedge]

The same time the zombie apocalypse protocols were released

[distant iron]

i dont understand why aliens are so hush hush

[near topaz]

I mean I think there’s life out there, but I just don’t know if I believe there’s been contact lol

[crude sleet]

https://fixupx.com/vattelious/status/2053566791520067690/video/1?s=61

vat (#sloptwt) (@vattelious)

ive scrolled too far

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FixupX · May 10, 2026, 8:04 PM

[wise wedge]

Its just rights and procedures pages nothing fancy story wise

[median thorn]

I want alien catgirls :<

[wise wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/well-bang-okay-shepard-mass-effect-commander-shepard-gif-8119270

[distant iron]

humans have been around for millions of years whats to say there hasnt been at least ONE visit

[near topaz]

Foxgirl supremacy

[wise wedge]

I think i know why

[hallow sleet]

ok body, we need to decide, are we sick or no?

[distant iron]

are you a hot muscle mommy

[hallow sleet]

i cant call in for mildly overwarm and a sore throat

[near topaz]

Idk man, that’s above my pay grade

Maybe?

[forest cosmos]

the hell did i walk into

[wise wedge]

I believe that is why its hush hush they know the general populace would either fight or well shepard with them

[patent grove]

Nightmargin created the most adorable protagonist in any game

[distant iron]

LMAO

[patent grove]

Niko must be protected

[distant iron]

I would be curious how that would work

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-kirby-and-the-forgotten-land-kirbo-kirby-sleep-kirby-dance-gif-25797427

[narrow cedar]

Ive convinced raven to play arc raiders

[sleek garnet]

all the subtle nudges today

[distant iron]

need at least one subject

[patent grove]

Oh no

[narrow cedar]

YES

[sleek garnet]

the amount of nudging for me to play oneshot

[near topaz]

And she’s doing it again

[narrow cedar]

YOURE NEXT

[hallow sleet]

i mean my doordasher was extraterrestrial, only one who can make it out here

[crude sleet]

https://fixupx.com/GoodKidUpdate/status/2053562139109994983/video/1?s=61

Good Kid updates | 🐖👢🪲 (@GoodKidUpdate)

Good Kid TikTok!

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FixupX · May 10, 2026, 7:45 PM

WTF

😭

[hallow sleet]

either that or they just painted themselves green

[patent grove]

Your doordasher was bogos printed?

[near topaz]

Peak humanity

[patent grove]

Gleep glorp

[wise wedge]

I thought blue was the hotness rn cause of avatar

[hallow sleet]

idk

[patent grove]

My brother is apparently downloading league of legends

[near topaz]

Kill him, spare his soul

[patent grove]

Meanwhile

[frank grotto]

what was the catgirl thingy that was spreading around then

[frank grotto]

may lord have mercy on his soul

[patent grove]

All my “friends” playing nothing but CoD lately

[near topaz]

Get new friends

[patent grove]

i need more friends

[fast isle]

I hope he has some mental sanity for it

[near topaz]

Real friends play >90% small indie games

[wise wedge]

Thats a new doc that was released recently the other one i mentioned is almost a decade old by now

[frank grotto]

then the new doc is real?

we have catgirl aliens?

[wise wedge]

It was filed as a legal report document yes

[median thorn]

:> yeeee

[frank grotto]

damn

[wise wedge]

If its real or a joke some juniors in the fbi at the time concocted and was brushed aside in the 90s who knows

[patent grove]

Most of my current gaming friend group is so dysfunctional

Then again I feel like I’m genuinely not apart of it tbh

[forest cosmos]

friend group?

hahaaha those arent real

…right?

[patent grove]

Friends i talk to in Voice chats

[wise wedge]

The government has quite a few joke report documents i remember the unauthorized clown in bagging area one for the local airport was a fun one (birthday party but the reporter whose birthday it was filed the doc didnt like the clown)

[patent grove]

Most of the time I feel like a outcast

[frank grotto]

damn what if that document was a furry joke

[stark vessel]

I do not have a friend group. I have a friend conglomerate, where all my friends know each other in some way but have not all been in the same place at the same time lol

[wise wedge]

Remember the fbi was overseas from the 70-80s they could have been influenced by anime to which loved its cat girls at the time

[stark vessel]

I go to one of my interests and a different assortment of my friends are there lol

[patent grove]

My current “friend group” is more or less built around one person

not me obviously

[frank grotto]

could you imagine

[patent grove]

i kinda envy my brother

His friends are always around

[wise wedge]

No body hair silver hair with silver eyes seems very familiar

[median thorn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/i-want-k0BRESevW4VFe

[near topaz]

https://youtu.be/9SaWKVGkjmk?si=EWXynsu3R0hvCXCN always love seeing this video pop up, dude is such a vibe lmao

[median thorn]

?

[forest cosmos]

Waiting for battle-brothers

[median thorn]

[wise wedge]

The description on the cat girls alien

[primal harbor]

wha

why monkahmm

what is monkahmmming

stop

[median thorn]

yea

[primal harbor]

stop it

[crude sleet]

https://fixupx.com/beagleinred/status/2053637615857828045?s=61

♥️ Beagle.in.red ♦️ (@BeagleInRed)

Mini fridge was too cold

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FixupX · May 11, 2026, 12:45 AM

😭

[primal harbor]

BRH

[median thorn]

that's one creamy cocoNUT

[primal harbor]

BRUH WHY

[narrow cedar]

Aaaaw that sucks

[primal harbor]

what a sticky situation

[hallow sleet]

i need a mini fridge this good

[primal harbor]

:3

[edgy prairie]

Coco?

Where?

[plucky lark]

in your pfp

[edgy prairie]

True

[hallow sleet]

id break my teeth if i tried this

[dusty prawn]

Got a solid wood desk like me? Or metal?

[hallow sleet]

particle board but its very well packed

[dusty prawn]

Ah, I use a butcher block for my desk

[hallow sleet]

mine is one of those desks/filing cabinets

thing is built like a tank

whoever dragged their plague into my store will never be forgiven

[outer kiln]

Dr Don blessed my ads again

“When I’m down respond with a smile” 🗣️ 🔥

Northern lights, the winter sky, clear my mind 🎵

(Yes i actually listened to the whole 7 minute song)

[near topaz]

Another games show with over 500 submissions, I have a feeling this one is going to be even more peak than the last

[edgy prairie]

Im so done with everything

I dont think I have any close friends anymore I trust with personal issues or just to chat with

Not because I dont think they arnt trustworthy

But mainly because I can never have a normal social interaction again, as I dont like talking about myself. Just me mentioning this already proves the point I talk too much

Im just ranting

Just so done with everything

I have anxiety from saying the word "I", I dont like talking about anything that relates to me, if im happy about something, sad about something, or just depressive

[plucky lark]

there are people in VC in Actual pirates atm. including thor. maybe go in there to talk and relex a bit? it could help.

Going outside would also be a good idea, but idk what time it is for you.

[distant iron]

fresh air doesnt always help

[edgy prairie]

I like going for walks

Unfortunately its 11pm

I cant join VCs anymore either

I used to love to VC and chat

[plucky lark]

?????? Why not

[edgy prairie]

I cant join them without being anxious about everything I say

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-gif-6906939104301495025

[edgy prairie]

I dont even know why im talking about this to you guys

Theres better conversations to be happening

[forest cosmos]

i never join vcs

[patent grove]

I am also sad

[plucky lark]

i also can't speak in VC's. if i see there's a stream in VC i'll deafen to then join and watch. but actually interacting bugs me.

[forest cosmos]

Mostly because i hate my voice. My voice is extremely deep and has alot of bass, the exact opposite of what i want

[patent grove]

I did join VCs the first month i was here

I felt overwhelmed and stopped joining

[edgy prairie]

I love VC with chatters

I havent called friends in weeks, friends I would call ever other day

[sleek garnet]

... now im tempted to add a ferret mii to tomodachi life so that thor has a buddy, but which one?

[patent grove]

I can’t join VCs currently especially when my brother and his partner are home, because they’re obnoxiously loud

[edgy prairie]

Apparently my dad thinks ive become "emotionally distant"

[patent grove]

I got told to find “offline friends” by my psychiatrist

Most of the people i went to school with either poofed out of existence, had families way too early, or got in trouble

[edgy prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/jax-jax-tadc-tadc-jax-the-amazing-digital-circus-tadc-gif-239600779062518009

It just all sucks

[forest cosmos]

well um

pat pat

[edgy prairie]

Im so done with it all

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/pomni-stare-in-bed-the-amazing-digital-circus-amazing-digital-circus-gif-6290699583914944484

[forest cosmos]

i shall give thee attention, my beloved Coco da cat

[plucky lark]

doesn't mean its true. And him saying that just makes your anxiety worse. he shouldn't have said that.

[patent grove]

I’m probably going to have to go to court over my disabilities

[edgy prairie]

Dont have any close friends anymore, even if I did I can never feel comfortable talking to them about things, depressive things, happy things, if it is about me I dont want to talk about it since im so anxious about "talking too much"

Im so done

I hate that im even talking about this

[forest cosmos]

I went to court and got court ordered therapy, ig im insane or something

[edgy prairie]

Just venting and ranting about myself

Goodbye

[forest cosmos]

snuggle huggle

[plucky lark]

Who told you that you talk too much?

Clearly someone said something that sent you off and has messed with you mentally.

[forest cosmos]

insanity or autism, you call it

hehe

HAHAAHA

[edgy prairie]

2 close friends

[forest cosmos]

i wish you would talk more

[edgy prairie]

Can never have a normal social interaction again because of them.

[edgy prairie]

I cannot

I dont even like talking anymore unless im spoken too

[forest cosmos]

Would you like to go to dms and get more into this?

[distant iron]

@rocky rose whats stopping you from dressing like this again

[edgy prairie]

They said I had main character syndrome

[distant iron]

i think you would look great in it

[forest cosmos]

those are not your friends

[edgy prairie]

I dont want to talk about myself

I want to hear other people

And make sure others feel well

[forest cosmos]

It would make me feel well to make you feel better

[plucky lark]

please go into VC. just do it.

JUST DO IT

[patent grove]

My brother keeps saying “larper” what the heck is he talking about

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1500440609767559329/KhronShrug.gif

[plucky lark]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-gun-gif-27116588

[edgy prairie]

Its almost midnight

[forest cosmos]

do you dress up in medieval attire and battle

[patent grove]

No

[forest cosmos]

Odd

[patent grove]

He’s playing something

And calling people larpers

[forest cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[patent grove]

My brother is the first person I’ve heard say “six seven” unironically

[forest cosmos]

i am starting to dislike your brother

[plucky lark]

its never too late to talk. especially if you need to.

just do it. it could seriously help. there's many people in VC over in Actual pirates. i don't mean to sound aggressive btw. just trying to help.

[rocky rose]

i kind of did when i worked in tokyo

i thought i told you this

[forest cosmos]

HAIIII

[rocky rose]

HIII

[forest cosmos]

HRU

[rocky rose]

https://tenor.com/view/sailor-moon-rei-hino-sailor-mars-fast-hand-wave-anime-gif-1279063740737499555

[edgy prairie]

Unfortunately I do need sleep since classes tomorrow

[rocky rose]

IM TIRED

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/roy-leops-roy-leops-gojo-waving-gif-14322012650487993527

[edgy prairie]

I could not physically make myself join VC and talk with people if I wanted too

[rocky rose]

hi gojo

[forest cosmos]

SAME

[edgy prairie]

Hi tired im also tired

[forest cosmos]

I CARRIED A BOAT A QUARTER MILE THROUGH THE WOODS EARLIER

[rocky rose]

want me to knock you out

[patent grove]

My brother tried saying we’re in different generations

[edgy prairie]

Can you do a bit more than just knocking out or no

[rocky rose]

i can’t garuntee a good sleep

[patent grove]

[rocky rose]

no i’d feel bad

[edgy prairie]

😔

Worth the attempt

[patent grove]

My brother is almost 20 and I’m getting closer to 30

We’re in the same generation

He’s just a dork

https://tenor.com/view/batzz-nom-demon-lord-dragon-batzz-batzz-is-hot-gif-18894467

[rocky rose]

I COULD NEVER

[patent grove]

Also i got insulted for not knowing how to do “adult” things like taxes or being on the phone for long periods of time

AAAAAA.

[distant iron]

you should let me dress you up

[forest cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/mighty-nein-mighty-nein-animated-cartoon-jester-casting-spell-gif-4634674010461522184

[rocky rose]

you would make me look feminine

[forest cosmos]

im so bored

[patent grove]

Same

[forest cosmos]

REDBULL GRAHHHHH

[rocky rose]

meow

[forest cosmos]

silly

I pat thee

[distant iron]

hot elf mommy

[forest cosmos]

word

[rocky rose]

don’t pat me

[distant iron]

thats code for do it more

[forest cosmos]

now i feel embarrassed

[forest cosmos]

i am gonna go do something else other than patting people

[sleek garnet]

ok that gif was a bit dark and false at the same time

https://tenor.com/view/bakugan-alice-gehabich-masquerade-gif-7032127397288968932

have the version without perishing

no im not leaving

[plucky lark]

How about this?

[forest cosmos]

what if i un-pat you and we act like i never did anything

[fiery condor]

https://youtube.com/shorts/a3mNRwK78H8?si=55ECslL8hqrfo13W

[near topaz]

Oh yeah I’m definitely finding a 3d modeling artist to commission and make a scroll case for my dnd character 🤣🔥

[rocky rose]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-cat-scardy-cat-funny-cat-funny-gif-jump-scare-gif-17619680927482109268

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/masquerade-thumbs-up-bakugan-gif-17021028882776580840

best bakugan villain

anyone remember mirage mewtwo?

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chonk-gif-25924247

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-mirage-mewtwo-pokemon-mirage-pokemon-the-mastermind-of-mirage-pokemon-legendary-pokemon-gif-27531894

[hallow sleet]

oh my god sweet relief

instant ramen with a bunch of ginger in it

[sleek garnet]

for your bowels or did it just taste good?

[hallow sleet]

i has sore throat

[patent grove]

I believe my brother thinks he’s a streamer

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1500440609767559329/KhronShrug.gif

[hallow sleet]

so i put whatever veggies i could find as well as garlic and ginger slices in the pot

[hallow sleet]

completely self centered and narcissistic, obnoxious and inconsiderate and always talks in third person?

[patent grove]

He doesn’t talk in 3rd person

But he’s loud as heck

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/buddyfight-gif-18713404

[patent grove]

I genuinely think i should just get up and leave my house

I’m tired of feeling trapped due to everything while everyone else in my house is able to do whatever they want

[distant iron]

my gf looks so cute when she sleeps i love being a creep and watching her

[slow tinsel]

something doesn't make sense here..

[sleek garnet]

i suspect you tried calling them out on their behavior only to get yelled at

[patent grove]

Nope

I barely talk to them

They’re always playing online with their friends, being loud all the time, while i get yelled at for being online

So I’ve pretty much limited myself to talking through messages

[sleek garnet]

...your brother or your family in general?

[patent grove]

My brother and his partner

My mother doesn’t really understand online stuff

[sleek garnet]

i'd give suggestions, but it should ultimately be your decision

[patent grove]

Honestly it’s why I’ve been absolutely putting myself through hecc to get a job where i could afford going on my own, despite all my disabilities stopping me

[night hearth]

hi noce to meet you. I'm new member here.

[sleek garnet]

cool

are you here to learn or hang out?

[night hearth]

of course to learn.

[night hearth]

you mean today there is no playing?

[idle forum]

Sleepy kitty

[fast isle]

hi chat, how goes

[frail otter]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTk3NEqLR/

[slim schooner]

https://ucobx.com/figure_times/status/2053478259984400894/photo/1

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UCoBTwitter · May 10, 2026, 2:12 PM

[stark vessel]

easy answer

[fast isle]

getting rid of california?

[stark vessel]

yes, all my family lives there

[lone dagger]

There's only one real choice

[stark vessel]

-# jk I love my family

[lone dagger]

I've seen your sink, you don't have the responsibility for a wolf girl

YEA THATS RIGHT I SEE THEM DISHES

!dishes

[sullen parcel]

Just do them. Hey, you, yeah you, chatter, you've got dishes, huh? Why are you leaving them out? Do em now! Stop waiting. Go do them. Don't even think about leaving them on the counter or the sink. DO. THOSE. DISHES yarrRage

[fast isle]

👁️👄👁️

[stark vessel]

wolfgirl gf :3

[fast isle]

https://tenor.com/view/very-nice-impressive-gif-13646207769991612852

[stark vessel]

another roommate for the collection

[idle forum]

https://tenor.com/view/toast-toes-hi-bread-gif-11977417

[stark vessel]

:p

wtf

[fast isle]

ew

wtf

jk jk

@stark vessel nsfw image

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/safe-life-gif-16766397291056937981

[night hearth]

hi how do you do?

[fast isle]

[forest cosmos]

gn chat love yall

[idle forum]

Good night

[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-jumpscare-squeakers-gif-12822585549236878866

:3

[fast isle]

:3

[primal harbor]

minecraft hardcore but you have a 1/4000 chance the entire bee movie plays and its unskippable

[reef trellis]

I see that as a win

[novel horizon]

chat. I just got drop kicked by the video for "what does the fox say" and like... SOMEONE PAID ACTUAL MONEY FOR A HORSE TO BE THERE

Why do furries have so much money?

and can I have some?

[primal harbor]

IT

its IT

they are all in IT

or

they are in IT and they have bluecollar friends who will lend them a horse

for like 4h

[fast isle]

if you had a venn diagram of furries who liked/worked in tech, you would have a circle

[patent grove]

[crude sleet]

https://fixupx.com/messedupfoods/status/2053626388637245837/video/1?s=61

i like food (@messedupfoods)

😭😭

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FixupX · May 11, 2026, 12:01 AM

[viral wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/monday-mood-gif-18424113286394293247

[somber moon]

"The Guild" is getting an anniversary movie!! 20yrs in 2027 https://youtu.be/9SL8nQCPmXc

[novel horizon]

Chat

I'm at a decision and I'm split between a few options

[somber moon]

Choose whimsy. Have fun.

[novel horizon]

Teacher, Librarian, Electrician, or Scientist. I can't make a choice for this character

[crude sleet]

https://fixupx.com/EpicClipVault/status/2053460315342299427/video/1?s=61

Epic Clip Vault (@EpicClipVault)

We ALL know who the fun one is

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FixupX · May 10, 2026, 1:01 PM

DEAD CHAT

[novel horizon]

I'm trying okay

[crude sleet]

DEAD CHAT DEAD CHAT

[primal harbor]

nuh uh

[novel horizon]

*cue noir music

Detective, I believe it's murder

[crude sleet]

REVIVE IT OR IM RELEASING MY CHAOS HARBINGERS

[primal harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/group-chat-cat-this-group-chat-is-powered-by-this-cat-this-this-group-gif-27497871

[crude sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/fur-furry-cute-dog-animal-gif-12376983

THATS IT

IM RELEASING THEM

GO

GO MY CHAOS GREMLINS

[next comet]

electrician, imagine the amount of panic you can induce by whipping out a fork and saying you have an idea XD;

[crude sleet]

WAKE THE SLEEPING CHATTERS

[plucky lark]

tbf. most people have been in #ferretchat i believe ever since the announcement.

[crude sleet]

banned

BANNED

[near topaz]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2071630/ExpressLane_Not_a_Battle_Royale/ so excited for this, legitimately think it could be one of the biggest indies of the year

Steam

ExpressLane: Not a Battle Royale

Not a Battle Royale. Not a looter shooter. This is ExpressLane!
A high-stakes first-person extraction shooter where you bring your own island into battle. Build a fortress, loot everything in sight, raid your enemies, and escape before they take what’s yours.…

Release Date

Coming soon

[primal harbor]

ah

they remade bedwars

nice

[sleek garnet]

Cheese, stealth, or cannon?

[primal harbor]

i dont think you can eat stealth

[crude sleet]

tf?

instagram is removing E2E for messages?

[primal harbor]

ye

they announced it back in feb

[crude sleet]

aint never have I seen a company REMOVE e2e

[plucky lark]

ew. who uses instagram? not me

[crude sleet]

I only use it cause my friends insist on using it for messaging

[plucky lark]

better than using facebook i guess

[sleek garnet]

zigag, i have a question: cheese, cannon, or stealth?

[crude sleet]

toast

OH MY GOD

OK

[sleek garnet]

what do you mean discord doesn't have a gif

[crude sleet]

SO MY COUSIN CAME OUT AS TRANS TO MY DAD, BROTHER AND ME ON SATURDAY, RIGHT?

[sleek garnet]

did it go well?

[crude sleet]

AND THEY LEGIT TOLD ME AND MY BROTHER THEYRE SO HAPPY THEY GREW OUT OF WANTING THE NAME TOASTER 😭

IM SUPPORTIVE, AND THEY DIDDNT END UP GOING WITH IT, BUT LIKE, WHO TF CHOOSES THE NAME TOASTER 😭

[sleek garnet]

... was their name actually toaster or was that an internet name?

[frank grotto]

???

[crude sleet]

they told us they were thinking about going by toaster for a couple weeks before choosing their actual new name 😭

[novel horizon]

Chat, name a pet that isn't a cat, dog, or bird

[slow tinsel]

Hyena

[novel horizon]

technically a dog

[frank grotto]

Gerebert

[slow tinsel]

a horse is technically a fish

[crude sleet]

I was mentioned?

[sleek garnet]

ferret

[plucky lark]

wdym? in what context

[crude sleet]

your mom is technically a fish

ha

gottem

[slow tinsel]

my mom is technically part of the soil, as she's dead

[frank grotto]

Special Week
Grass Wonder
Gold Ship
El Condor Pasa
Haru Urara
Rice Shower
Taiki Shuttle
Vodka
Daiwa Scarlet

[frank grotto]

i can go on

[crude sleet]

reincarnated as a fish

[sleek garnet]

there is a game in which you must select between cheese, a canon, or stealth

[plucky lark]

well. its always gotta be

[sleek garnet]

nvm its a plank of wood

[plucky lark]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-gif-21664094

[slow tinsel]

"name a pet"
"vodka"

close enough, welcome back Mikhail Gorbachev

[frank grotto]

why does this sound like skyrim

[stark vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-shit-bunny-disapears-magic-trick-bnuuy-bunny-gif-2883771822864345538

[frank grotto]

you say that but there is an actual horse named Vodka

[sleek garnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MXrmfXc_-w

[crude sleet]

GET BLASTED BY GAY MALFOY

[slow tinsel]

of course there is

[frank grotto]

theres also a horse named Tanino Gimlet

and Mihono Bourbon

[slow tinsel]

Gayco Malefoy

[sleek garnet]

omg i have the perfect gif for this situation

https://tenor.com/view/buddyfight-qinus-axia-drum-bunker-dragon-pookie-happy-gif-10068572798328656129

[slow tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-10700507232336883791

[crude sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/fur-furry-cute-dog-animal-gif-12376983

[slow tinsel]

why it so washing machine

[crude sleet]

wait, I have a better one

[slow tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/953977911042510939/968053706882957362/SPOILER_ezgif-1-165d8c1cd9.gif

[crude sleet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1095102326374682726/1410530859680923730/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_8.gif

[frank grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/vodka-vodka-umamusume-umamusume-uma-musume-vodka-uma-musume-gif-4168143828671938408

[slow tinsel]

close enough, welcome back me

[plucky lark]

Speaking of Gay.

Did you know Giraffes are gay? here's a direct link to explain. https://youtu.be/9Z6Z7NhCezw?t=642

[frank grotto]

want more horse names?

[sleek garnet]

quinis axia the best goober

[frank grotto]

i know quite a few

[slow tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/mambo-ume-usume-chibi-dance-anime-gif-10304596603435351987

[frank grotto]

Air Groove

[slow tinsel]

hol horse

[frank grotto]

Matikanetannhauser

[slow tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-jojos-bizarre-adventure-manga-series-gif-15636764

[frank grotto]

I CANT SAY THE OTHER HORSE NAME

wtf

[sleek garnet]

there is an important detail about this character

[crude sleet]

https://fixupx.com/messedupfoods/status/2053621355334021410/video/1?s=61

i like food (@messedupfoods)

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FixupX · May 10, 2026, 11:41 PM

[slow tinsel]

"the stand user could be anyone" the random bridge in the middle of the desert

[frank grotto]

the horse when you cant type her name in the server

[sleek garnet]

chat, add context

[frank grotto]

no seriously you cannot type her name in this server

its flagged for being bad word

so has to be someone with higher power

[primal harbor]

gold ship

best hors

[frank grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/whira-uma-musume-wonder-acute-gif-7104255244843245638

[rocky rose]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-umamusume-umapyoi-umadachi-haru-urara-gif-6378595329632471406

ouuuuuuuu tomadachi!

[novel horizon]

which one?

gday ava

[frank grotto]

@novel horizon this horse's name

[fast isle]

Chat there is something important you must know:
you are banan

[novel horizon]

fu#ukitaru

[rocky rose]

hi filipino friend

i think i said that right

right

[frank grotto]

its umadacchi

[sleek garnet]

there is something even more important for chat to know

[rocky rose]

oh yeah

[novel horizon]

that really is what I am huh. My personality is "Filipino"

LOL

[rocky rose]

umazing

[rocky rose]

i think it’s usually sweaty friend

[frank grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/triumphant-pulse-oguri-cap-uma-musume-honse-horse-gif-4000139443042426196

[novel horizon]

yknow... I'll take filipino

[novel horizon]

but fr... it's still so hot maaaan

[frank grotto]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/957200888831811634/1402823786021257226/nice-nature-slammer.gif

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-mirage-mewtwo-pokemon-mirage-pokemon-the-mastermind-of-mirage-pokemon-legendary-pokemon-gif-27531894

mirage mewtwo wasn't a hallucination

[rocky rose]

as a schizophrenic this is true

[fast isle]

I think number 5 would win that debate (joking)

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3720239340

now this is a mod

no embed? bruh

[crude sleet]

https://youtu.be/lG-M01LUj-A?si=Q8GOXrf-3bPbMZvm

[crude sleet]

Chicken Nutguts

[crude sleet]

Sweet & Sour Source

[dense nova]

I know why

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/it-was-the-aliens-im-not-saying-it-was-aliens-ancient-aliens-gif-14839810013080040984

[crude sleet]

https://youtu.be/tvO-LTGIrXo?si=oMcgsjMwOxmBhMGo

[patent current]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/o7PZWB1GgaM

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-pipe-gggg-banger-godlike-gif-9885189804401680492

images you can hear

[dense nova]

chimkin awake

kinda

[sleek garnet]

friendly reminder that draco malfoy met the flash (actor appeared on that show)

[crude sleet]

https://youtu.be/CP0DhQn8zFY?si=7EGPulJuMivM8NJy

[sleek garnet]

why am i canon?

[dense nova]

you're not cannon

https://tenor.com/view/cannon-artillery-army-military-war-gif-20094241

this is cannon

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-challenge-cat-fall-off-table-taking-a-tumble-cheese-on-head-gif-14154057

[copper tree]

https://tenor.com/view/chibi-blood-for-the-god-gif-11938035185254420975

[frank grotto]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/689994180650598418/1356115677404074014/uma-musume-goldship.gif

[plucky lark]

enjoy

[mental minnow]

Sup y'all. First day of the new job done. It already feels like the right fit

[primal harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blep-cat-tongue-blep-tongue-out-tongue-gif-16719992

[median thorn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-blep-tongue-cdKUIjnJ56DO2M6Z8V

[slow tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/wagging-tail-wagging-dog-wagging-tail-tail-tail-wag-gif-18089219379209593433

[primal harbor]

you sir, are a fish

[rocky rose]

OH MY GOD THE TAIL

i want to pick him up and spin him

[novel horizon]

Dogs...

[slow tinsel]

thats me btw!

[novel horizon]

I wish I were better at taking care of animals

[alpine pike]

Sounds like you would yeet the dog

[rocky rose]

no

[novel horizon]

the dog is bigger than her

[alpine pike]

accidently drop the grip

[alpine pike]

Honey I shrank the children vibes

Its not hard to take care of animals, its just challenging to maintaining animals

[novel horizon]

I have a very bad gag reflex. can't handle bad smells

my sis and I had a dog before... so much poop... ugh... I feel sick just thinking about it.

[alpine pike]

The interesting thing about humans is that they can adapt

[novel horizon]

she's still alive, she just lives with grandma

[alpine pike]

Look at @rocky rose, she is short. But man does she live a nice life regardless of people reminding her of that

[rocky rose]

my life is average

i’m still living on one salary plus my moms handouts

until i can find work

[alpine pike]

Eh, the grass is always greener on the other side. But would you say you are content with how things are (without thinking how much better it could be)?

[rocky rose]

i guess

[alpine pike]

Well there ya go J-Girl, on that note. What did you do today?

[rocky rose]

put up framed pictures mom gave me

i don’t know how but she found a picture of me in junior high looking miserable

[novel horizon]

who would take a picture of someone looking miserable?

me. I would soooo do that

[alpine pike]

Did she make fun of you or is it a reminder of the past?
Because sometimes its not about the mood, but a literal piece of the past existing

[rocky rose]

she just likes to tease

[novel horizon]

Actually, you two, I'd like to hear your opinion on something

[alpine pike]

Shoot

[narrow cedar]

Morning people

[novel horizon]

So, yesterday I told my dad about my wanting to go and look for a job. A few hours later he basically said "Hey, I'm going to have you learn the family business in a few months."

the thing is, he said that last time I wanted to get a job, but nothing came of it

and yeah, there were circumstances that got in the way of his plans, but still

Idk if I should wait for him again this time or if I should just start looking

[alpine pike]

Well it could be a trick question to know if you really firm on finding a job

So if you gain the experience and courage to ask about the inner process of the family business.. maybe he lets you find a job for real

As you shown you really serious about working

[narrow cedar]

Woke up last night in mid air with a leg cramp...... sucker still hurts

[novel horizon]

maybe

[mental canopy]

https://fxtwitter.com/kinaxcamera/status/2053493068696043812

kina🐁🐀⸒⸒✎🇯🇵🇬🇧 (@kinaxcamera)

ゴーストオブツシマやってたら神々しい生き物がモニター上から出てきました。ツシマの土地の神様でしょうか？
︀︀While I was playing Ghost of Tsushima, a divine creature suddenly appeared from the top of the monitor. Could it be the god of Tsushima?

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[novel horizon]

but honestly, I couldn't care less about what the family business is

I just want to earn something.

[alpine pike]

Remote Access Tool (RAT) overtaken the monitor

[mental canopy]

so I was stumped for the longest time on what the name I should go with in Persona 5 Royal

[narrow cedar]

Look at that chonker

[mental canopy]

I went with "Uhhh... Some Guy"

[novel horizon]

And I'm willing to take the relatively easier route of just waiting for the family business. But for many reasons, I don't trust him.

[alpine pike]

Kind of a counter to your own statement

Learn the family business not for working there, but to know how business works

references to things makes it easier to learn broader things

[novel horizon]

fair enough

but idk... Idk how much longer I can wait for a promise

[alpine pike]

Well tell your father that you are interesting to learn the family business or that you will start looking for work in another place

As it's not a drastic move, but live up to the promise he himself put you in.. because you are literally waiting

[novel horizon]

I might.

I think there's this other thing at play too

he keeps saying he wants to hire a secretary and train them up first before training me

and like... "why not just train me to do that"

[mental canopy]

and since it's Persona, the game will alternate between the given and surname, so it'd still be funny when it pops up

[alpine pike]

Life is not a perfect fit for anything, but at least you tried to make it fit by communicate it with him

And by saying if it doesn't work, you look for work another place

And nothing more of it

[patent current]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvySE58RLr4

[alpine pike]

GIRL = Guy In Real Life

[mental canopy]

I am somewhat glad that it doesn't do the thing Persona 3 did originally

where it was family name first then given

I think Reload fixes that?

[alpine pike]

Family name first is the best respectfully I find interesting culturally

It just indicates that family matters more

[outer sparrow]

aw man i just checked the discord ferret channel.... Nooooo our special boi nooo

[near topaz]

https://x.com/reddcinema/status/2053172322102652951?s=46&t=1_gFjP0iEIRpxRpHu4okhg

Redd (@ReddCinema)

POV: It is 2005 and you fell asleep watching the Prisoner of Azkaban on DVD…

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X · May 9, 2026, 5:56 PM

[dense nova]

i dont feel so good 😭

[dense nova]

may he wriggle in valhalla with the other fenrets

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/do-you-know-this-guy-yeti--k01KRB3DPG2VGTKC2XMXNNB430H

[outer sparrow]

may his wabbles win all fights

[narrow cedar]

Nor do I.

[patent current]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tRQQBOjTdPw

[dense nova]

i need to resupply my meds too

[alpine pike]

That reminds me, anyone wants to take bets on how far the new series of Harry Potter is going to go (e.g. past the first book)?

[dense nova]

from what i heard, its gonna be about 1 book per season

[outer sparrow]

oo.o some good tea in stream right now

[alpine pike]

And from what I've seen, it has been a terrible reception

[mental canopy]

I'm glad I went with it

[outer sparrow]

what we talking about anyway

[dense nova]

all ive seen is racism like ''Hermoine's new actress isnt full white!'' ''Snape isnt white!'' that kinda garbage >.<

[mental canopy]

the name I went with for my current Persona 5 Royal playthrough

[rocky rose]

i should play persona again

[outer sparrow]

ooh... man that another game i need to finish... plenty more i need to start on my switch...90%i need to start i think

[mental canopy]

I'm also currently playing Shin Megami Tensei 3 and 5

[night hearth]

hi

[narrow cedar]

Welp all of primm is closing down later this year...... tragic. Already lost nipton to private intrest a few years back. Thats all closed off.

[alpine pike]

If you see those comments as racist, then ironically, it's kind of racist mentality.
Because it's about the image they got described from the books, and not the representation of race in real life

[alpine pike]

Which one?

[outer sparrow]

sus

[rocky rose]

any

[alpine pike]

Its FINE

[alpine pike]

Persona 2, the duality game

Where Hitler shows up

[mental canopy]

also never got to finish Persona 3 Reload...

[alpine pike]

You don't finish persona, Persona finishes you

[mental canopy]

I'm like somewhere half way?

[narrow cedar]

Hey @thorn ether wanna get some money together with me and buy the buffalo bill..... turn it into the Bison Steve irl

[mental canopy]

I think I remember getting Shinji?

I know I got Ken

[alpine pike]

I feel like At Mirror would work better

[narrow cedar]

Dang thats a crying shame.

[narrow cedar]

Idk if she eepen or not though

[alpine pike]

But she will eventually get to the message

[narrow cedar]

Dont wanna piss her off

[alpine pike]

You won't

[narrow cedar]

I know but.... ah whatever

[alpine pike]

Well if I know Discord (I don't), but editing for and @ username won't ping the user.. because discord

[brazen ivy]

people ain't got money to gamble what a suprise

[alpine pike]

The salt in the wounds really makes me laugh

[brazen ivy]

actually i think the majority just sports gamble these days

[mental canopy]

also I think P3R is like my favorite persona game above P5R

[narrow cedar]

Well yes but Its still a really cool building

[slow tinsel]

the majority probably uses polymarket and bets whether some president will shit himself today or not

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/p4-nanako--k01KRB41J5BMY1JEW1X125YGXCH

[brazen ivy]

thats gambling i can get behind

[alpine pike]

Polymarket.. wasn't that deemed shady and rookie mistake?

[narrow cedar]

I at least want a poker chip or something from there.

[alpine pike]

I don't like how her skirt clips and show more of her legs

[brazen ivy]

meshing is hard

[narrow cedar]

Piece of gaming history right there

[mental canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/makoto-yuki-persona-3-reload-gangnam-style-minato-arisato-persona-3-gif-9618415672181594972

[outer sparrow]

oh god it does

[mental canopy]

I think this was one of the first mods of persona 3?

[narrow cedar]

Blasten the powder gangers out of there was awsome as a kid.

[alpine pike]

yeah.. that's the problem

[mental canopy]

Ik Gangnam Style was also the first mod of Sonic Frontiers

where all it was that Giganto was doing the dance up to and during the fight

[narrow cedar]

Ah tragic absolutely tragic

At least goodsprings is doin fine.

[mental canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-frontiers-giganto-gangnam-style-gif-27394981

[narrow cedar]

Fallout fans treating the town right

[alpine pike]

oi, don't curse it

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/siren-head-gif-20376551

[mental canopy]

the mod was also brought into Sonic Racing Crossworlds

[narrow cedar]

Nah they have a thing every year bring in a few thousand people.

[alpine pike]

@rocky rose which Persona can you play (do you have)?

[mental canopy]

and all it did was add Giganto to the Kronos Island track and dancing

[rocky rose]

5

[narrow cedar]

Also I reaaaaaaallly wanna go to wasteland jamboree next year in flatwoods seemed like a really good time from everyone ive heard from.

[rocky rose]

but i’m doing a ghost of yotei playthrough again

[narrow cedar]

Hell alchestbreach even went.

[alpine pike]

damn, Steam only has Persona 3-5

[mental canopy]

also neat lil fact, Both Kronos Island and White Space are actually ripped from their games

[rocky rose]

i only have a playstation

my laptop can barely run minecraft

[alpine pike]

how much does a Steam Deck cost in Japan?

[narrow cedar]

Before someone asks pretty prolific modder and mod reviewer for fallout.

[dense nova]

Yes

[rocky rose]

let me check

[mental canopy]

you get Persona 3 Portable, and reload, as well as persona 4 golden, and Persona 5 and Royal

[narrow cedar]

Hell of a nice guy too just genuinely good vibes

[rocky rose]

for the cheap one almost ¥100,000

[mental canopy]

Also i looked into what the Save File Bonus is for Persona 5 Royal with the original game

it's just 50,000 yen and revives

[narrow cedar]

Lol sorry people i tismed out for a sec ill shut up now.

[alpine pike]

You got timed out for writing too fast?

[narrow cedar]

Nah.

Just yappen to no one

Lol

[alpine pike]

I would say aim for that for some PC games. But then you have to learn the system and Linux and all that bullcrap

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cow-fightgif--k01KRB4JVHM9BFWPGN7CQPDW5EN

yay tisum

[narrow cedar]

Oh check this Nora cosplay someone did lol

[mental canopy]

OH GOD

that's foul

[outer sparrow]

mom is that you

[narrow cedar]

Lmao

[alpine pike]

Damn, she really froze solid

[narrow cedar]

I wonder what she used fr it look so good

[alpine pike]

She gotta be cold as ice

[narrow cedar]

😐

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ice-ice-baby-vanilla-ice-sOp--k01KRB4Q091KVW2VHYZCQVKV4KC

[mental canopy]

also I was talking about this briefly with a friend that the Sole Survivor does have an official name

[alpine pike]

But if you zoom in on the cloth

[narrow cedar]

God I hate that hack.

[alpine pike]

you can see what it's made of

The face, is a little more creative

[outer sparrow]

who?

[narrow cedar]

Vanilla ice.

[alpine pike]

Vanilla Ice made "GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!"

[outer sparrow]

oooh bland ice

[alpine pike]

yeah, he melted real fast

[narrow cedar]

No i meant for the ice effect

[alpine pike]

So was I

[narrow cedar]

I could check the reddit and like.... ask.

[alpine pike]

go right ahead

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-22803939

hugs for chat

[mental canopy]

I've thought about playing the Etrian Odyssey games

and as well as the Persona Q games

[alpine pike]

Man some wikiwarriors goes beyond at some stuff. Freaking teamfortress wiki has a transcript on all the TF2 videos

[mental canopy]

I somehow thought of the transformers wiki

which is very snarky

the captions are mainly the highlights of that

like the one for Razorclaw just going "Know that he is called Razorclaw"

[narrow cedar]

Ah hell couldn't find the post again ah well

[mental canopy]

ALL OF THE RAZORCLAWS MAKE THAT JOKE

[narrow cedar]

🫂

[narrow cedar]

Could be worse. Could be me who woke up mid air last night from a leg cramp.

[alpine pike]

I read, chugs

[mental canopy]

also the first caption joke for the Angry Birds Transformers version of Red is "Selling out is the right of all sentient franchises"

[narrow cedar]

Like a surprising amount of air

[viral wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/uhhhh-gif-21352696

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-ball-12--k01KRB5HB0CJ4JDPVFH2RKF3CXH

[mental canopy]

Another caption is for the transformers:TAS Bumblebee saying "The star of many Linkin Park and Phantom of the Opera (2004) AMVs is Back!"

[narrow cedar]

Lol.

[mental canopy]

I am considering making Jade in Warframe

[keen path]

heard a oneshot song at school wtf

who here knows peak

[torn swallow]

@near topaz

https://tenor.com/view/niko-one-shot-gif-14574844360591873989

[near topaz]

Everyone should

[keen path]

We love oneshot

[near topaz]

I’ve gifted damn near everyone here the game

[keen path]

lmao

[mental canopy]

they have

[keen path]

best game ever

[near topaz]

10000%

[torn swallow]

As a oneshot messenger should

[mental canopy]

the original one tho, not World Machine

[keen path]

i didnt expect someone at my school to know this peak though

[near topaz]

soooooon

[keen path]

soon,

[copper tree]

https://youtu.be/-R9YmlnURxk

[copper tree]

Is this celeste

[near topaz]

No it’s margin of the strange, the game nighmargin is working on now

Aka the person who made oneshot

[distant iron]

Yeah

[mental canopy]

Nightmargin also made some NPCs in Deltarune

[near topaz]

Tho the artist for celeste is making this https://store.steampowered.com/app/2318330/Neverway/

Steam

Neverway

Neverway is a blend of horror, life sim, and action RPG. After Fiona quits her job, she starts over on a farm and becomes the immortal herald of a dead god. Keep your life from falling apart while searching for Neverway, a nightmare reality that is slowly leaking into yours.

Co-directed by the pixel artist of Celeste and with music by Disaste…

Release Date

October 2026

[mental canopy]

if you know what their pfp is on like social media, you can tell who they are

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-delta-rune-robots-music-gif-23146073

it's these 3

[keen path]

one shot

[narrow cedar]

I was doin research on trans things the other day cause like..... idk im supportive and finally had time i guess.

And I have to say
Google definitely be listening and my algo will never recover

[near topaz]

Ye their pfp is prototype

[distant iron]

i should train the cat to get me food at night

or my gf

[near topaz]

Well similar to prototype lol

[narrow cedar]

Id say the gf is probably easier.

[mental canopy]

I'm working on getting the Drifter outfit in Dead Cells

https://tenor.com/view/indie-cross-drifter-beheaded-hyper-light-drifter-dead-cells-gif-10570269412860510709

[distant iron]

yeah but ill say it in a hot mommy voice and itll be more than food

and then i dont get food in the end

[narrow cedar]

Heck yeah lol 😆

[mental canopy]

honestly Hyper Light Drifter and Dead Cells are my favorite indies games

[near topaz]

I need to play both of those games soon

Both on my list

[narrow cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/highfive-robin-barney-gif-3569644

Up top

[mental canopy]

this is complete bias on 2 reasons, but Dead Cells is so damn good

one of which is the Castlevania DLC

[narrow cedar]

Oooo I forgot I get to do more arc raiders today.

Someone was real nice yesterday and defibbed my dumb ass last night.

[flint rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0LJ6UDOWQ1Y?feature=share

[narrow cedar]

https://youtube.com/shorts/8qUnIIS_qP4?si=2hOkaC8hrDnQJ6U3

Oh youll like this Crowley

[flint rivet]

I didn't know agent 47 was from Barnsley

[copper tree]

dead cells mentioned

[median thorn]

I thought about making a fighting game, but some of the AI trickery seems daunting

[mental canopy]

I wonder if the Jade Shadows Constellations quest would have an easter egg with Jade

[copper tree]

Sounds like celeste to me

[near topaz]

Interesting

[copper tree]

I did not just realise that Aub's pfp is this cat

I knew from the start of course

https://tenor.com/view/niko-oneshot-oneshot-molotov-uwu-cute-gif-27026622

[mental canopy]

wow

[narrow cedar]

[mental canopy]

anyways

I find it insanely hilarious that the dude with green skin from the dober boys looney tunes short SHOUTS that he's going to steal something

so like people in like maybe 2 or 3 miles knows he's going to do some heinous shit

https://tenor.com/view/looney-tunes-the-dover-boys-at-pimento-university-pimento-university-the-dover-boys-i'll-steal-it-no-one-will-ever-know-gif-570631310542647056

[narrow cedar]

Oh wow the place i work at made the Washington post apparently.

[mental canopy]

also there's a recurring bit in the shorts of "WHY DON'T ANYBODY TELL ME THESE THINGS?!"

they liked to reuse some lines from older ones

[narrow cedar]

Thats a very common thing in animation to save money

[flint rivet]

Also the first Hitman movie was better than the second hitman movie. Same with The Punisher.

[mental canopy]

"If you're late one more time, you're fired! GET TO WORK!" is one

but this one is like rerecorded

the first instance was from a Porky Pig short

from like the 1920's?

the other one was in the 40s or 50s

[viral wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/head-empty-cat-dumb-stupid-dumb-cat-gif-7569208462589859122

[mental canopy]

I should watch "The Day The Earth Blew Up" at some point

the clip I saw from it looked really good

https://tenor.com/view/daffy-duck-looney-tunes-day-the-earth-blew-up-duck-amuck-absolute-cinema-gif-17981532265336807181

and also Coyote Vs Acme

https://tenor.com/view/acme-vs-coyote-wile-e-coyote-road-runner-acme-explosion-gif-3096036805554738127

[alpine pike]

This movie is more than just a movie, it's a FU to WB

[copper tree]

That was freakin hilarious

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/vro-1--k01KRB8DZ99CSYYGCQY129YT320

[copper tree]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-an-ice-cream-viralhog-i-love-ice-creams-heres-an-ice-cream-an-ice-cream-for-you-gif-22505666

she flix on my net till I stream

[mental canopy]

I wonder what the voice direction Mel Brooks was given for Bugs Bunny doing that quick-fire dancing + singing bit was

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bunny-looney-tunes-bugs-bunny-dancing-dance-dancing-gif-17771798679416972354

this bit

also there's just so many instances where some gags just end with a suicide or they just get shot by another person

[dense nova]

sewerslide 😭

[kindred kayak]

THERE ARE SLIDES IN THE SEWERS?

[dense nova]

yummy car cream

[dense nova]

wonderfully edited as well

[torn swallow]

Delicious car sundae

[dense nova]

beer on sale

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sad-oil--k01KRB9FKFJTWGMVV2BC0PBY1SF

[flint rivet]

Why has one of my agents been arrested. WHY MONDAY WHY

[alpine pike]

Realistic phenomenon from the real world

[kindred kayak]

do you run the secret service or smth why do you have agents 😭

[dense nova]

what has he done 😭

[alpine pike]

Arrested for what?

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HH-ppTZXIAABT6A.webp

[copper tree]

Lmaooo

[copper tree]

Yes the problem is the arrest took place on a Monday

Aren’t you bored of the <@&362005405901127710> kicking yo butt

[kindred kayak]

<@&1489742543662092439> get’em

[alpine pike]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/799314651116339220/1503255052499030067/RDT_20260510_2231285637261468254129505.jpg?ex=6a02aedd&is=6a015d5d&hm=983b2975740dd7ba118d0ad08bed1dea64fd3ef80e8ca8e99214cb4b0fc24a5e&

[copper tree]

Ayo

[dense nova]

is that a snake or batman's thicc booty?

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-symboli-rudolf-gif-701288894707172068

I don get it

[alpine pike]

What does it look like?

[alpine pike]

It's a tiger mouth

[kindred kayak]

an animals mouth?

[alpine pike]

Now read the black box there

[kindred kayak]

yeah I did

but

I just see the mouth

[alpine pike]

Well you either cannot see it because you cannot imagine batman

[kindred kayak]

I’M IMAGINING BATMAN

but I only see him in the mouth

like behind the people

[alpine pike]

How would batman look if he bends down ass first?

[kindred kayak]

like a shadowy L shape

[alpine pike]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/799314651116339220/1503233379255058452/ssstwitter.com_1760919599394.mp4?ex=6a029aae&is=6a01492e&hm=4e661e791300ad9e59998de1b676ec99f20154c8f237b001a64f53fb2373c3bd&

[dense nova]

If im in such a suit and someone pulls that on me, theyre dead

[oblique cargo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/928721019282259999/1503347767559589918/Tachikoma.webm?ex=6a030536&is=6a01b3b6&hm=544713e1c9085fa1ecb594bf8ff250adc84f21a071877eea82cf106811bbbf7d&

[alpine pike]

110%, the gag alone makes it seem like you yourself is about to die

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1453612347154370650/1503202066137481336/HH_JKBWbEAA9uX6.png?ex=6a027d84&is=6a012c04&hm=925450cad487e5b7be77b6c6736b583ac78938f36cabd55f1f144cbf7f610048&

Effin, based

She grew some balls that day

[dense nova]

When im scrolling on youtube or anywhere else, if there's that ai generated voice over, im skippin

[kindred kayak]

legend

[mortal pawn]

Priceless belly rubs, arggggh priceless https://www.kktiktok.com/t/ZTk3MptbV/

[flint rivet]

No.

[dense nova]

looks like im getting another coupon for food lol, my order is delayed

[flint rivet]

Being a dumbass

[flint rivet]

Being a dumbass.

[flint rivet]

Pretty much

[alpine pike]

well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87KtMnmZWzQ

[kindred kayak]

elaborate
there are many ways to commit dumbass

[alpine pike]

That exists

[kindred kayak]

did dude vandalize while drunk or smth?

[copper tree]

I can fix her

[dense nova]

lmao

they messed up the preload and it was playable, and now theyre banned those that played early..

[alpine pike]

Technically, the game ban stops when the service shuts down, which basically in 2 years

[tired peak]

I've checked with some dudes, apparently they're banning people who have both used ethe "whoopsie upload" and the ones who got the files another way

Which is BS to blanket ban both, but hey, that's Forza

[near scarab]

I have been able to condense my idea/scope to a sentence.

Embark on a quest for vengeance against supernatural foes by uncovering items & secrets hidden throughout the ruins of a fallen realm.

[surreal needle]

are you advertising your ttrpg

whats goin on

[near scarab]

I’m not advertising

[surreal needle]

are you planning on writing a book and need a summary to generate ideas

that fit with the summary

[near scarab]

No I’m just looking for input before I start working on my project. This would be my first game

[surreal needle]

i c i c

[dense nova]

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/hmusicruof4-rowley-diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-rodrick-rules-gif-26773802

[ember zephyr]

I guess it's better than cats with hands

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/pregnant-man-react-dont-dm-me-were-done-discord-react-dont-pregnant-man-react-me-gif-15172637796834483807

HEY

[ember zephyr]

NOW

YOU'RE A

ROCKSTAR

[dense nova]

Did you see that vid of that girl eating an onion everytime it says star?

[ember zephyr]

No I have not, nor do I wish to at this or any other point in time, past present or future

I will not be taking questions, thank you for your understanding.

[dense nova]

https://youtu.be/y9OGJQNWOGo

Its not that bad honestly

[ember zephyr]

Fytch out here demonstrating his complete disregard for consent

That's a 🚩

[dense nova]

😭

I already sent the link before I saw what you typed 😭

[ember zephyr]

wtf is my brain

just started talking outloud to myself with a southern US drawl

Done gone full Foghorn Leghorn

naow bohy ah sayd bohy

[narrow cedar]

I find it immensely funny when mtg asks me how im enjoying the app after going like 1/20 for the past hour

[narrow cedar]

Dont worry ill do that shit too.

Heard a guy on arc raiders last night barking like a dog.

Youre not alone.