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iirc, it was well liked front to back
Only reason it got cancelled was because the shareholders thought it wasn't making enough (compared to the major sci-fi shows like star trek)
it was the channel's most popular show when it was new
The channel itself fought them tooth and nail to keep it on air an was able to buy them another season or two
But ultimately, shareholders gonna sharehold
it was even more popular than stargate at the time too
thats actually crazy
Tbf, came out during Stargates weakest showing to date
depending on which era of Stargate that was, it makes sense
oh I meant overall, it even had ads on other channels which at the time was kinda rare for the channel
everyone but the shareholders were all in
Middle of Atlantis
what do you think this scene will look like with the new designs
ue5 tech demo
Fox: "Just keep running down this endless hall gang!"
it likely won't look like anything, as they did a scene-against-scene comparison. the replacement already had them in the ships talking
the main artist behind StarFox said he actually prefers the movie version over the new game
me? I love all the art styles, it's so varied and that's part of why I love StarFox
On the topic of Stargate, I still think they did Stargate: Universe dirty, and will never forgive them.
Looks like discord is up 100% now
universe started really rough, though
DUDE RIGHT it had sooo much potential
Especially s1 had this survival horror undertone that you just extremely rarely get in sci fi (outside of straight up feature length horror movies)
to be fair they were trying to connect it with SG1 from that one off episode
there's also the question of how you differentiate it from other ship-based shows like BSG
speaking of SG1 there was a whole season of body swapping and alternate timeline stories
Like I firmly remember them fighting the ship tooth and nail to not auto-pilot directly into a star, ||failing, making peace with their fate, just to then learn the ship was designed to do that and refuels that way.||
💯
Like the concept of "we are on this alien ship. We have no idea how it works, or if its hospitable to human life at all, but I guess we live here now" is such potential
beams
I've seen some other sci-fi shows do similar, but still can't get enough of the concept
Sometimes all you need is a cuddle from your dog ❤️
sometimes i wish thats all i needed
but why does that matter anyway, nothing is in my control is the issue
Gerbil to brighten chat’s day
Finally got it working
choco chip raisin is a war crime
either just choco chips or just raisins
never both
what about choco bars, with raisins? without the dough?
Do you like horror
What about unconventional horror?
what about
heck
A little kid wakes up in the middle of night to the sound of his mom's television blaring.
Official Selection - Videoscream International Film Festival 2020
Aka The pilot for Skinamarink
(Personally i think heck is way scarier for the implication)
This is why you dont leave autistic ppl alone
no one told him to do this
this was a side quest for someone else
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Fee-fi-fo-fum!
I smell the ...
Ahh, reminds me of labyrinth of the ancients
reminds me of this one
Wat
tempest have you played through 2.8 yet
that horse listened to Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls one too many times
she was a fairy 💅 🌈
At this part in the anime
nani?
played a bit of far cry 3 for the first time in my life, its cool but far cry 4 is still my favorite
Hallo
It’s a far cry from 6 though
wtf is far cry even about
yes
i see
theres a bad guy doing bad things and you need to kill him
You see
oh and drugs
Have i ever told you the definition of insanity?
except for far cry 4, where being rude at dinner causes the game to happen
like for real 😭 none of that shit wouldve happened if aj just stayed for a couple of minutes while pagan does his call
||which is a secret ending btw if you stay|| //spoiler
this game sounds like sucha fever dream from someone who knows jack about the IP
imagine just cause, but first person
that describes it best i think
whats just cause
WHEN NO ONE HEARS THE WORDS
THEY SAY

timetravelling a bit cos I went live about ten seconds after posting:
there's a rave almost every day on my kick stream
tonight I may or may not have dropped a 4 hour mix like it's nothing
I'm building a thing for all the rave cats but neglected to send you the invite
I'll slap it in advertising

what happpend to the discord its allways empty ?
in what way?
Long island arc done
EU timezone bedtime and the US is just finishing their tea or whatever
like the vc Channels are empty just every time ive come to the discord no one is active
<insert Swingers "this place is dead anyway" meme I don't have handy here>
I believe I am on the first major arc now?
this damn dog
IIRC Its water 7 and enies lobby
which is when alot of the major world building happens
Today I learned that the new MacBooks are a fire hazard due to the fact that there is a chance that it will catch on fire because the cable for the display could get messed up just by opening and closing it
Attenborough just hit 100 years old
https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/articles/2026/sir-david-attenborough-100th-birthday-on-the-bbc
this sounds like an update on pub crawl status
It's a laptop . . . I told deal is being open and closed and take places
I guess you got to keep your laptop forever open or else risk the chance of it becoming fireball
Only 324 episodes until the best arc
my 2011 envy stays open
I don't think the hinge will survive another closing/opening operation
still works
Marineford
absolute unit of a laptop
FLEENT LACKWOOOOD
Miyabi + Promeia is a stronk team
Psyence Phicshun
https://youtube.com/shorts/kYfuN0PK8Wg?si=TcXHhdBgAfgfCBpo something something with each step he takes the planet reshapes itself into more factory 🔥 ✍️
Someone made an ai that translates normal text into LinkedIn speak
Pure unadulterated easy
What about sniffing glue
It makes it sound like a good thing to do 💀
https://translate.kagi.com/?from=auto&to=linkedin
Here's the link
Anyway eepies
why are you like this
whats this
eeew linkedin bot slop
Finally watching one piece again after waiting a month for more episodes
thought that was a scambot
What was?
you.
i have no clue
anyways. what a great way to seal a demon king. put him in a card pack
according to the anime, the demon lord in that card was strong enough to almost destroy a planet, and they sealed him in a card pack that only has him inside it
because card games
People need to learn what Early Access is. Farever released two days ago with a very clear message that it's unfinished.
where is this coming from?
Might be bi curious hmmm
Pictures you can hear
Nah, it's a new MMO that came out. Farever, made by the studio who did Northgard.
i have no context that would help this make sense
This, but Road To Vostok. People are complaining its unfinished and things are missing and feel repetitive.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM AN EARLY ACCESS TITLE
"Wow wow! That was actually mid"
colours you can smell
Especially when its developed by A SOLODEV
hot damn that structure is beautiful (not my picture)
*unleashes a thousand years of darkness upon the world*
God damn

decided to rewind and just watch buddyfight from start to finish so that X might actually make sense
how do i explain why this make sense
I cant believe it.
Im so happy rn
I finally managed to get BELOW 120kg
I havent managed this shit in ATLEAST HALF A DECADE
This would also explain why my pants are sliding down constantly
there's a word to describe the actual relationship between these two, idk if i can say it here
ive seen people say " I can't believe the developers would release such an unfished game" to a game that just released to ea like a week before
imagine using a rare fictional metal for card games
hello supercell
the resolution difference is greatly annoying me
Idk early access expectations all over the place, some games come to early access basically done and some come to early access as basically a demo
You get 2 free ad waves with early access so everyone does it even if it's not reeeeeally an early access
well um
pat pat
does that annoy thee
You don’t remember😨
i talk to a lot of people on this server
Understandable. I haven’t been in this sever in a few weeks so 🫡
real
A
nuh uh
ok
Feesh
Interesting duo
imma go fishing tomorrow
Ado will do great
Side note, funny how just looking at a picture of snoop makes me kinda phantom smell weed 
For context my neighbors smoke it so it’s not a hard smell to imagine lmao
Water looks good
So this discussion has been going on and ngl went in expecting the normal baseless slander the moment Thor was mentioned, but was pleasantly surprised most people are being sane and actually actively engaging in talking about the issue so that’s cool
Idk it’s just nice seeing the hate slowly passing
Today I learned that discord will enact rate limiting on messages when they noticed that there is something severely wrong with the servers and rather than have the entirety of the site go down they will just artificially slow the traffic to allow the still online servers to handle the flow
I find it weird that people were incredibly pissed off about this but at same time . . . Would you rather have discord be completely down and out or be limited to 10 messages a minute temporarily
buddyfight has in world factions that you can represent. im trying idk which one i'd represent if the game comes back, but its an interesting concept for a card game
either that or everyone who would have thor blocked now has him blocked
thank you statistics for being [expletive]ed
Whatever it takes for the terminally online to stfu I guess 😆
what happened?
RAGNAROK?!?!
SSSS nice
some of these seem to have been japan exclusive
Only ever seen the Americanized live sentai of SSSS
Twitter user be like
i blacked out the image cause idk if its ok to show it
oh
i thought it just
was the norse end of the world
that can't be good
its some anime/media thing in japan
Bird
image id: mallard
what world would you fight for in buddyfight
Chat plays higher or lower with what they think the wordcount for my personal game project is
take a guess
30,000
5000
higher
200,000
higher
320,000 words
POG
ok so your doing the ferret stream on kick?
Dang that's a hell of a payout
kick payed so much higher wow...
or your channel on thursdays?
also it shows how devalued twitch's payouts have become
So i gotta make a kick to watch the wigglers?
320,000 words and nothing to really show for it yet
I need to speak with Jason Hall
bwa
hopefully I can get comics started soon
bwa
jason where are you
Also reposting of a meme from yesterday
I will make a kick for watching the ferrets & Thor
Not required i imagine, but at this point is probably recommended
Live show at the rescue
The Wiggles playing for the wigglers
HAIIIII
bwa
Hii
Hru?
Am okay, gf is back home ❤️
Does Kick have a app?
YAAAAYYYY
Nuh uh
tell her i said hi (only if ya want ofc)
I told her :3
YAAAAYYY
I’m hoping that this steam reservation system for the controllers moves fast
I signed up 25 minutes after it started so I hope I’m not too far behind
That’s fair
I have a twitch for watching streams & possibly doing my own stream
But idk lol
My internet has been very bleh today
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kinda cool idea
chat am struggling 😭

There's this girl in my dms, she wants to roleplay but i dont want to atm, i feel like im disappointing someone etc
Im gonna bash my head into a wall I hate this class...
I spent so long on this assignment only for it not to be accepted
I'm gonna crash out
Haters will say it’s a.i https://www.kktiktok.com/t/ZTkvyDJ6A/
No you are just seeing mad people active
Oh you are fishing
Got it
Well here is a cookie for your troubles
"What he did" So like, had an opinion? Ok fella, people have opinions every day 
Find something better to do on your weekend
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This is how bungie felt about halo 1
and then they stopped responding.
That code is a MESS
They pretty much immediately left after the last sentence they typed
no they're still here
No they're not
according to discord
Lol imagine trying to troll on your time off. Like maybe play warframe instead loser 
nvm
Ah man, i wanted to play with my food
i am probably the biggest target for trolls. i was so ready to try to talk them down and try to resolve things peacefully, even though it probably wouldn't have worked
that just means you have a heart
Yeah honestly, that is a good trait. We need more goodness in the world to counteract hate, im just bitter.
Damn you’re worth nearly 20x more on KICK as a viewer than twitch, that’s mind blowing
me or thor?
kinda makes me think that its a teaser rate that they'll lower later
The KICK CEO said that or at least around that would be sustainable for them
Which raised the question: why is twitch’s so low then?
HOLY SHIT FENTONS DOIN ADS NOW!!!!
Honestly,,,,, knowing corporate,,,, it likely is but just to try to get a larger streamer base going to drive traffic then they will reduce it later. But that's a supposition, not a knowin.
i thought you were expressing my worth as a person like karma and bsod did
but you were talking about thor's news post
Idk anything about that, just referring to how much profit you generate for a streamer per hour of watch time on the opposing platforms lol
I'm glad Thor found a place in Kick. I use it sometimes and I prefer the UI at times whenever I'm watching.
Isn’t Twitch owned by Amazon?
yes
That explains things.
I’m watching on kick for two main reasons. First is no ads, which will go away and that’s fine but it’s nice while it’s there, and second because I’m literally worth nearly 20x what I am on Twitch. Since I’m watching so much to support Thor, it only makes sense to want to maximize my value as a viewer
Like I will happily watch as many ads as they want with Thor pausing for ads, and again being worth like 23¢/hour
i am just imagining a reverse thor in this scenario. he only plays the game during ads, and just talks to chat when there aren't any ads
Evil thor be like: i will play game ONLY when ads show up
Think the kick only stream averaged around 700ish viewers from what I saw on Thursday, so 700(average viewers) x 12(hours streamed) x 0.23(USD) = somewhere in the ballpark of nearly 2000$ from one stream
Imagine if he had his full usual twitch stream average of 2000-3000 people
I know a dude that plays runescape when bored with ads but is mainly a just chatter/streamer to streamer conversation so thats not far off
what would evil thor call himself on the internet
There’s no ads on Kick?
loki?

That’s 5,520-8,280$ from the current partner program alone. Not including anything like kicks/subs/upcoming ad revenue
Not ones that show up in the video stream
They’re working on implementing those atm
Just like banner ads IIRC

banner ads > video ads
Why the SadKek face?
Bro, no. Not even close
I am going to be real with you When you make a password system why the hell would it be a smart idea to limit you on Caps, Numbers and special characters
I wanna keep people out my stuff man
rate me like bsod and karma did from this sentence, i need the confidence boost
idk
remember when youtube only had banner ads?
Kick is like if thor had 40k viewers average on twitch for comparison of numbers just on add rev to viewer count 20x is insane
KICK is apparently working to separate themselves from gambling ASAP even with an option to disable that content in your page
I mean gambling is gambling, you get what you sign up for
its still better than kalshi
All sports gambling is, past you and your bros passing back and forth the same 50$ in your garage 
"Rate you"? No one here can rate you. No one here knows you, no one here has experienced what you've experienced in life, and its almost impossible to rate anyone since there's no baseline to rate a human at
Prediction brain 
did people really get so tuffed about VRChat that they have to make it a hideable option???
Idk but like more preference options are better than less 🤷♂️
Up to you to turn it off
Sexual content thats easy to remove with a basic category restriction id guess
when you're poor, gambling tons of money seems silly
But ill make my future if i win 
i guess thats true
by spending enough money that would make MY future if I had it. The riches were the friends along the way.
It makes me wonder how many Anti-Gambling messages it will take to be on Gambling adverts for them to just, not bother making the adverts anymore 
Should I continue playing HSR or play more starfield
Exactly

20
wha
play starfield
honkai starfield
tempest is meming probably
starfield ain't bad
its honestly fun
it is
hand hair
What in the raya lucaria
buddyfight characters have wild designs at times
This but his hair petting your hair
Hand-Spider (Elden Ring Fingercreeper)
You know what game should get a remake
Why does papah smurf have two mouths?
Panzer dragoon
deep memory unlocked
heartbound?
Lol
Thor would die
Heartbound is good
is that too much of a joke?
as much as I'm not much of a fan of kick for the more morally dubious things they've done before, it's good to see it can be beneficial to the streamer and staff
here me out.... 3D Heartbound
i want a 3d earthbound trilogy remake
or something
Oh god
guys Heartbound Remake Tomorrow
can you imagine with 3D voxels? it'd be awesome
i was thinking some sort of 3d claymation style
that would work
New meme tts to send thor “the heartbound remake”
it just makes me wonder if im ready for 3d giygas
There was a Japanese game (i can’t remember the game) but the intro had a army laying siege to a town, and they find a child amongst the ruins and take them with them
I just started learning 3D Godot. But I have so many other projects and a backlog of games to play. It's tough to find time.
I need to remember the game’s name
Sadly there likely isn't a platform that hasn't done morally dubious things, in their past/present, its jsut a matter of how bad it is/how much you care about it 
a 3d rendition of giygas' room will just be nightmare fuel
was the giygas an abortion we found along the way?
we don't know what giygas truly is
in the first game he was some mewtwo looking creature
Heartbound Remake Tomorrow
Part of me wants to get back into MH: Wilds
70% meat or 70% rice is the actual question 
I will say
no no
Honkai: Star Rail has a great story
Its buy one get one free
The meat + rice is cheaper by a dollar if you're getting 2
actual banana hair
I see
What in the hello everynyan!
Tropius 
I'm awake for nearly 24 hours and I can't sleep at all.
buddyfight has worlds for reference
imagine fighting for "SAO world"
ragnarok is blacked out for safety reasons
but its some anime i think
i would probably represent dragon or magic world if the game came back.
all these cards really do is act as banners
Work
oofies
relax with us, and rest well with some sleepy time tea

me and five other guys picked up a 1 ton overheard crane at work the other day 
And tonight wss the slow night of the weekend we got college graduation tomorrow and mother's day Sunday
congratulations (to your mom)
:>
I carried a few hundred pounds worth of plates to the kitchen today
She would be thrilled i have a gf
Not all at once lol
Introducing, the Video Toaster 4000 https://youtu.be/fH3keLuj9OI?t=30
This is one of THE most "1990s" videos you will see on the internet. Wil Wheaton, Tony Hawk, and Penn Jillette all make brief appearances promoting the Video Toaster, rallying against the (at the time) three major television networks and promoting guerrilla filmmaking, set to a background of rave music.
I got sick and tired of seeing this vi...
New weapon against, bla bla bla vision.
It'll be the end of bla bla bla television.
I want to learn more Godot, but the tutorial is 15 hours long.
Nah, you can make a box move in less time than that.
are gofundmes allowed :P
Watching truman show again
I'm trying to learn 3D next so it'll take more than moving a box
Start with 2D
I am
There there
I haven't had a date in 8 years, it's over chat. Blackpill/Emo/AlphaRadAlphaSad :>
light hair
Made this a year or so ago, should finish it some day https://abyssusj.itch.io/just-spreads
Borgor
Shouldve called it ''OnlySpreads''
I always wanted to know. Is the hair the hat or the hat the hair?
Speaking of where is the bird anyway..... ah probably asleep
PlayStation has started sending notifications to PS4 players telling them to buy a PS5 before Grand Theft Auto VI release on Nov 19, 2026

i had a dream lastnight that the screen on my gaming laptop just kinda…fell off
My gaming laptops hinge broke, then the screen broke as well
i snapped a piece of the motherboard of a brand new laptop i bought because i was drunk when it was delivered and i missed a screw to take the panel off the bottom >.<
Lets-a-go
Yahoo
Oooooof
fortunately the little piece that broke off apparently was the audio chipset, so it worked, but never made a noise out of a speaker >.<
not too bad on the VFX. The stuttered frozen frames show it a bit too well though
hey chat imma scratch the laser on yalls’ gaming mice
that was a weird mate to end up with o.O
might be hard to find a mouse with a laser these days
odd lookin checkers
mice with laserbeams on their freakin heads
for real though: basically all decent mice switched from laser to optical like 15 years ago
pretty sure everybody else is a hacker, idk the last time i saw a checker shoot across the board, but i guess the game jus degraded to old COD server standards :/
it's just an infrared LED and a very specialized camera now
mlg chess
not even close lol. i SUCK at chess. i love it, but i SUCK at it
it could be worse tho ig. this person was 163. i'm not actually sure how they got 63 elo lol
i have too many gifs
i favorite the stuff i see
and use it at random moments to try to start a conversation about the gif's contents
i think mine is broken :/
those are stickers
what happens when you have both?
i've heard great things about the MK2 movie. apparently its fantastic
mark kart 2?
mortal kombat 2
and he was never seen again
i was trying to say mario kart 2, but said mark kart isntead
what even is mark kart
markiplier doing a kart race
Markipeach

amazing 
this is everyone else in the video
Who the hell are the others
team edge +tyler
i don't know much about him other than the fact he's a friend of marks
I wonder what happened to his Minecraft buddies
pretty sure that was just bob and wade
from drunk minecraft?
both at the same time
same energy
looks like a budget snl skit
hai yuko
hi
i know mark played on an old public server that is actually still around named Vox Populi.
i saw a video on it 3 years ago. https://youtu.be/GEvxXZToTOQ
The original servers for Vox Populi, Diamond, Emerald, and Gold have since been discontinued as of the 28th of November. I revisit them one last time before they're gone for good, as I have a lot of history with this server spanning mainly between the years of 2013 to 2017. Join me on this fun adventure, lot of history here!
The good news is ...
its still around
I wonder if Markiplier still plays video games
ignore the title
i'm gonna say yes.
im hyped
how old is Markiplier?
according to google, 36
I'm older than Markiplier 
Pewdiepie is also 36
:<
so is jack because math
he has the best computer money can buy, I'd say so
I joke
All the cool people are around the same age
I wish i had that computer
Blackwell 6000 + 9950x3d + 256gb of ram
six or seven?
its a 10000 dollar gpu
My brain turned off
Holy
it beats the 5090 by like 10% for gaming though
Fair
he bought it for iron lung but now its in his gaming rig
I think the 5090 is overrated
he actually has like 10
I mean its fast as hell, it just costs a lot
I have a 9070xt and the 5090 makes my card look weak
I’m guessing he bought blackwells for his film studio?
for the render farm for all the CGI work
Fair enough
I wanna get a 5090 just so I can play games that can never conceivably justify its use
I’m planning on getting a decent gpu soon
eh there are games that run sub-60 fps at 4k
Buy a 5090 and only ever play TABG
My CPU seems solid enough, but i’d have to have to eventually get a AM5 build
I'm really not
from the perspective of a 5090 though it is surprising
Given the whole deal with borderlands 4 I'm not surprised at all
a card that powerful getting sub 60 is a problem
options right now are the 5070 and 9070xt for the higher cards
the 5070ti is almost 1000 bucks now
Only real use case for it at its current price point
I do want to get into filmmaking
9070xt is more than enough
I did write some scenes for a friends indie movie
They haven’t finished it yet iirc
Mr Gaben on his yacht 
I have funded his cause
Steam controller?
pretty much every wireless controller does
I know lol
I might need to get a new mouse
My mouse’s scroll wheel is being strange
does it stop scrolling every so often?
I just got home, and I have to be back at 8am tomorrow
It fights me when i try scrolling up and down
try cleaning it.
if possible
Is it a razer perchance ?
same, I do that every weekend
shoutout to all my fellow glue sniffers out there
8:30am to 10:30pm shift, get home around 10:50, wake up at 8:30am then get home at 8:30pm then sleep lol
my dumbass somehow got mixed up and was in #voice_chat and wondering where everybody was
I need this chair
@stark vessel can I have this chair for my birthday
:3
lol
you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round
wait, ben, when even is your birthday?
wouldn't you like to know weather boy
on the victoria 3 workshop I found a mod for child labor laws 

is it on a day during the year? 
burning down your house part II
Live footage of genchat when they get into the white monster warehouse
its true
I dont even drink monster lmao
y'all better clean up all those monster cans
never :3
makin a mess of the place
go to your room
Dw I'll eat them later

THATS ANOTHER FKN WEEK
Someone has to say the phrase, it's a defensive incantation
beards have +2 defence to face
I cast, pants on fire
confirmed real
Bonus
Energy and rat poison in one package?
Upgrades people upgrades
Oh btw chat, silica gel packets are edible
Imma esplode
They're literally just a choking hazard
Only edible once
They're inert in your stomach
no 
do not eat them
frfr
So im not the only one that happens to
With the exception of the colored ones they have indicator chemicals in them
urininium
frfr
frfr
discord mobile is just weird
I feel the urge again...
ayo?
Not that one, ark
:3
ayo?
i'm so sick of algorithms >.<
because i watched one thing, i so much do not want more content of the same, and i don't care what the topic is >.<
Free will is so amazing, I can just hand someone a raw chicken out of no where and walk away without saying anything
There's no law saying I cant
you could also have a regular drinking glass while walking around outside. its not illegal 
Exactly
I KEEP GETTING SENT BACK TO THE WASTELAND
STAWHP
Did you press the back button on accident or something?
I hope anyone who makes the mistake of scrolling through my camera roll happens upon this image
Does anyone here play cardfight vanguard?
my plan is nothing

I am burning alive rn

THATS WHY YOU SHOULD GIVE ME A CHANCE
I SHOULD BORDERLINE BE IN AN ASYLUM
AND THERES A GOOD CHANCE YOULL WALK AWAY WITH A BROKEN LEG JUST FROM BEING IN PROXIMITY TO MY DUMBASS
BUT CMON
true
Words to live by
You know what anytime one of my friends are about to make a poor choice I'm saying that
I ain't stopping them
wise idea? No. good idea? yes 
No more voice of reason
I thought it was the extreme radiation
im known as the stupid one in my friendgroup
I might have a really high cGPA, but nobody, not even myself, knows how thats possible
nerd
What's the dumbest way you've got yourself in the hospital?
I manage to get myself into situations that not even I know how tf it happened
I STABBED MYSELF
WITH A FORK
WHEN GETTING READY TO EAT
AT A RESTAURANT
HOW IN TF DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN
bruh how 😭
AND I DONT MEAN SLIGHTLY
Mine was I cut open those little artillery fireworks and lit the gunpowder with the fuse and learned why they were going off early
THEY HAD TO CALL AN AMBULANCE ABOUT THAT
he's exaggerating. It was clearly a spoon
THAT FORK WITH RIGHT THROUGH MY PALM AND INTO MY WRIST
I got 1st and 2nd degree burns on my face
HOW IN TF
And with that I bring advice, if you for what ever reason have burn ointment on your face
Do not pick up your cat
I can assure you the feeling of fur stuck to your face is an absolute nightmare
@stark vessel do not give this man a fork when eating 
he will somehow get it elsewhere
I legit have the worst luck, thats just me
good
I told the manager who was legit feeding me orange juice to try to stop me from passing out, that they werent getting back the fork 😭
she said it was fine, they diddnt want it back 😭
well damn
then they proceeded to give me my whole meal for free, and also gave me a 2nd fork that was stabbed into a cork (baby proofing it) 😭
!quote 2
- Why are you like this? - Thor
Why do we do this? I've had my pocket knife cut into my hand and didn't loose a whole lot of blood and was still barely able to stay conscious
Yes, I checked the floor
pro tip chat: do not screw around with utensils
I WASNT SCREWING AROUND
I SAW IT START TO FALL OFF THE TABLE
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING TO ASK FOR A NEW FORK
SO I TRIED TO CATCH IT
well of course, but just saying. please be careful 
GRAVITY WON
IT HIT THE BENCH AND DIDDNT HAVE TIME TO FALL OVER BEFORE MY HAND CAME RIGHT DOWN ON IT
Ok my accident was due to poor craftsmanship, why are you gonna put the locking mechanism of a knife right where you grip it
😭
damn
I don't trust folding knives anymore
Or switchblades
Give me something with a sheath
They ek
You are now aware of the position of your tongue in your mouth
youre now blinking manually
you are now breathing manually
All of this is fine
youre now aware of the position of your spine
Shrim
youre now aware of the positions of your legs
@crude sleet here you go 
SCREW YOU
YOU CANT WIN
i'm not going to read beyond where this message is at and guess you were talking and you had a fork hanging out in your hand and forgot that it was there and then leaned into it without realizing. i did that with a pencil when i was a kid. ok gotta scroll down and hopefully not be disappointed...
Jokes on you, I already forgot
You are now aware of your tongue
When you almost drown but your friend Emmannuel gives you CPR: you are now breathing Emmanuelly
:3
What about it
I’d like to be aware of your tongue
i forgot it brought you to the bottom when you reply :(
Click on the msg to return
And you know how the bottom of your shoes would taste
I’d like- wait
your bones are wet
all my homies hate dry bones
I think that's much preferable to the mental image of them being dry
Id hope they are adequately moisturized
pff you have no idea how to do that >:C
the trick is to remind people of every stupid slight little itch that they aren't typically aware of >:C
:P
Good night / good morning to you all I'm going to bed have a great Day

youre aware of the itch on your arm
youre aware of the itch in your nose
your legs are itchy too
and your torso
Oh and for all you cat lovers here you go,
You can't hit me with something my anxiety hasn't hit me with yet
Already ate
I hate anxiety Good luck
lol i know that feeling. that's like saying 'it's goona take a lot more to get me out of this mash of general anxiety to make me break a sweat' :D
maybe it's armor instead of hell o.o that would be way cooler
Us
doubt
humans keep a lot of animals and reptiles alive, sometimes out of ignorance
Frogs are just as bad at catching food in the wild as they are in captivity


