general_chat

[patent grove]

LE GOOB

https://tenor.com/view/goob-fox-gif-18228133295978931538

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/fennec-fox-zoomies-running-cute-animals-gif-15742820

[forest cosmos]

i love this song

emery

[supple steppe]

@bitter elm you

[fast isle]

https://tenor.com/view/glued-rainworld-rivulet-rain-world-slugcat-gif-1707248478529573677

[forest cosmos]

“waiting for my ruca”

thats the song

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/glued-rainworld-rivulet-rain-world-slugcat-gif-4460484096494289171

[patent grove]

How’s your day going, Caesar?

[fast isle]

noice

[forest cosmos]

tired

[patent grove]

It’s almost eep time

[forest cosmos]

is 7 pm here

[patent grove]

How is living in [Redacted]?

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-rivulet-gif-9220398039228545942

return to the void

[patent grove]

Nooooo

Happy Void

Look at the smile

[forest cosmos]

alaska

thats about as much as im gonna say

and its ok

[patent grove]

That’s good

Is it really cold as people say?

[forest cosmos]

kinda

depends on part

southeast alaska can get to 100 f in the summer

north just kinda stays where it is

cold

[patent grove]

Fair

[zinc sandal]

Steam please…
I have fiber internet…
Use the bandwidth
…. Wth why are we in Kbps steam…

[indigo nest]

check if youve got a limit set or somthin

[forest cosmos]

Throwback to when me and my cousins went polar plunging off a cliff in Barrow, Alaska

[forest cosmos]

may i have

[solar token]

If yoy can find it... also you have to fight the mods to the blood... winner gets a slice

[indigo nest]

not gotten a start like this before

[forest cosmos]

me when im raging against the machine

[edgy prairie]

Canvas is down wonderful

Matter of fact its hacked

[forest cosmos]

HAAAAIIIII

[edgy prairie]

Helloooooo

Hi caeser how are things going

[forest cosmos]

is goin good

How are things for you?

[indigo nest]

yep

nationwide

my finals tomorrow got delayed til monday

[solar token]

And nothing of value was lost...

[sleek garnet]

beans

[zinc sandal]

ai companies:
-# training data for me? 👉👈

[sleek garnet]

i thought you said valve

who here likes fishing?

[zinc sandal]

Oh btw… tomorrow…
valve is opening up reservations for the steam controller…

[zinc sandal]

What kind of fishing

[sleek garnet]

for birds apparently

[crude sleet]

https://youtu.be/zPmvpD8KP2o?si=HWqJYgDJvdWEdbZ3

huge w

[edgy prairie]

The

[near topaz]

https://youtu.be/FRAURG07M_4?si=LI1VRKvgtryqHlby Rosendale is so peak

Love music box themed songs

[forest cosmos]

i love valve

[zinc sandal]

More interested in the steam frame more than anything….

[near topaz]

I can’t wait for the GabeCube

[forest cosmos]

im interested in the steam machine, mainly because i wish to pair it with my steam deck

[near topaz]

Ready to embrace the entire steam ecosystem

[forest cosmos]

i would be very happy if there were features that make the steam deck and steam machine a specially better combo than the deck with a normal pc

[near topaz]

I mean they’ll probably work well together and might get specialized features later

[forest cosmos]

i love 1979

[near topaz]

Both running steamOS

[forest cosmos]

thats what im hoping

also

steam machine has display port

[near topaz]

I find it crazy how much some people are underestimating the GabeCube by treating its specs like a normal PC when it’s not. It’s hardware is specially tuned for each other part just like a console, meaning you’ll get way better performance out of those parts than you ever would in a normal pc

[zinc sandal]

All the haters have better specs than the gabecube lol

[near topaz]

That too lol

[distant iron]

started playing fatal frame 2

took the BEST first picture with the camera

mayu locked in

[high jolt]

The elites don't want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free. You can just take them.

[narrow chasm]

I've taken 17 of them.

[granite venture]

Apple has made me broke

[idle forum]

Good night everyone .

[slow tinsel]

I just slept for 16 hours.

Plus minus being awake three times

For like 5 to 10 mins

[sleek garnet]

look at these fine boss names chat,

[granite venture]

Welcome to the land of the living soldier

[slow tinsel]

Can i go to sleep again

Although, no, my back hurts like hell

[uncut ermine]

TF YOU MEAN A GUY ON THE HANTAVIRUS CRUISE ESCAPED AND THERES A MANHUNT FOR HIM

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTk7feVBM/

[near topaz]

Got this idea where once my long term dnd campaign finally ends we all write a book from each of our characters perspectives about the campaign and then I commission a piece of art that has each of our characters standing beside eachother in the same order as the books to put on the spines so on a shelf they all line up to show the party

[granite venture]

DO NOT HUNT FOR HIM WE NEED PITCHFORKS AND FIRE

[uncut ermine]

JUST STAY ON THE SHIP

ITS NOT THAT HARD

DONT BE SELFISH AND INFECT EVERYONE ELSE ON MAINLAND

[sleek garnet]

you clearly underestimate the power of mass hysteria and stupidity in the face of actual danger

[granite venture]

Couldn’t they just put the ship on a remote island and the army or something just drop crates filled with for and stuff for them?!

[uncut ermine]

someone would probably jump overboard and try to swim to land only to die

I honestly believe we wouldn't survive a zombie apocalypse, not because we couldn't kill all the zombies or anything but because some dumb ass would break containment and infect everyone else

like we would have a real chance to contain the thing and stop it before it got to apocalypse levels, but some idiot would ruin it for everyone else

[granite venture]

I’ve seen every zombie movie/show so I got a chance. Unless I get cornered

[granite venture]

Unless it was like twd

[uncut ermine]

based on that knowledge do you think my take is true?

I feel like my take is true

[granite venture]

I mean yeah but there’s always a chance some idiot will somehow mess it up

[near topaz]

Oh I should clarify not to like publish or sell or anything like that, just for each of us to put on our shelves to have and remember

[granite venture]

https://tenor.com/view/computer-fan-gpu-broken-meme-gif-3621330600694609893

[near topaz]

Sir would you like some graphics card with your fan?

[forest cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thousand-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare-cat-ptsd-cat-soldier-cat-war-gif-9110270742088459827

[sleek garnet]

caesar i have found the best boss names

[forest cosmos]

awesome

[sleek garnet]

look on the left side

[forest cosmos]

cool aids

[sleek garnet]

someone spent a lot of time coming up with those names

[analog quarry]

rip anyone using canvas

[sleek garnet]

?

[analog quarry]

they got hacked

websites gone down and loads of colleges/ schools and unis didn't pay the ransom

[indigo nest]

not colleges

people who own canvas

[near topaz]

https://x.com/zeusarcade/status/2052459204355731740?s=46&t=1_gFjP0iEIRpxRpHu4okhg this is pretty hype

Zeus Arcade (@ZeusArcade)

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X · May 7, 2026, 6:43 PM

[analog quarry]

i think the news is has been more bothered about educational places as its finals

[near topaz]

Ah

[left swift]

Aighty

[near topaz]

Didn’t realize it was in another language

[left swift]

I got me some synthetic salmon eggs for tomorrow's fishing

Hopefully I can catch a fish

[analog quarry]

hogwarts refused to pay the ransom

didn't know potter used it

[rocky rose]

https://tenor.com/view/komaru-naegi-komaru-danganronpa-udg-ultra-despair-girls-gif-10645966058817465508

[near topaz]

Yeah that

I like that they’re venturing out from what they normally make

[left swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/126004564087406592/1302021929116631152/ubersquish.gif

[sleek garnet]

i went on twitter to get the translated version for you

[alpine pike]

self-explosion, or it blew up onto your face?

[near topaz]

And also just pretty hype in general based on its description

[rocky rose]

bomb

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-explode-clouds-of-smoke-gif-17216934

[analog quarry]

did anyone go rip?

[alpine pike]

no

@rocky rose is just watching a mushroom to satisfy her

[sleek garnet]

have you ever seen a mii with a gun?

[rocky rose]

what

what does this mean

[alpine pike]

the mushroom cloud

[analog quarry]

oof assuming gender

[alpine pike]

the gif

is a mushroom cloud

[rocky rose]

oh

i’m dumb

https://tenor.com/view/scared-cat-scardy-cat-funny-cat-funny-gif-jump-scare-gif-17619680927482109268

[sleek garnet]

why is this cursed

[alpine pike]

It's not, just low poly

[sleek garnet]

that mii has a gun

[rocky rose]

it’s treasure

[uncut ermine]

I heard there was a game that gave mii guns, and Nintendo didn't like it

Mii's aren't allowed to have guns according to Nintendo guidelines

Or at least real guns

[sleek garnet]

a flintlock pistol is a gun right?

[near topaz]

Honestly it’s put in a tts for that game later since I got a feeling Thor would be into it, aside from fromsoftware just being peak, it’s giving pirate vibes

[sleek garnet]

an indie game is an A game while a corporate game is a AAA game. is there a name for AA games?

[analog quarry]

google said mid-tier games

[near topaz]

I mean AA doesn’t really exist in an official capacity, but people have coined AA games basically as indie games with millions of dollars of funding

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-challenge-cat-fall-off-table-taking-a-tumble-cheese-on-head-gif-14154057

[granite venture]

Debating on what the most useless item is that I wanna buy to put inside my case

[analog quarry]

a 3.5" disk drive

[primal harbor]

I take a risk posting a meme from discord server 1 into discord server 2...
however i feel as if its more of a risk to not post the meme, because well
what if someone hasnt seen it, and that would mean i have made someone the sad
and sad backwards is das and das no good.

[granite venture]

Not a bad idea

[hallow sleet]

So I can eat ghost pepper paprika no problem

But I eat a sandwich with jalapenos on it and my tummy gets upset?

Smh

This mech sucks

[primal harbor]

ghost pepper paprika doesnt have vinegar

[analog quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/sittin-nn-the-toilet-gif-8077378

[distant iron]

barely clothed anime figurines of course

[primal harbor]

vinegar can chage the acidity of your stomach drastically

[hallow sleet]

V2 snail

[granite venture]

So I have a single m.2 slot left on my motherboard and I have about 4x 1TB ssd’s left. But I can’t find any good expansion cards that would look nice

[hallow sleet]

Milk time it is then

[granite venture]

Only nail I can think of is Gary from SpongeBob

[distant iron]

baking soda it is

[granite venture]

My grandmother would disown me

[distant iron]

real

[primal harbor]

yuko winter reply braincell activate

[distant iron]

what

[granite venture]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-mouth-open-nani-what-huh-gif-2284296875076340920

[fast isle]

we got cute puzzle rpg and VIOLENCE

[distant iron]

said it like an anime power cast

[fast isle]

yes

[near topaz]

https://youtu.be/gJCY9IIZBx8?feature=shared still think this is the best anime opening ever

[plucky lark]

ahem https://youtu.be/RSe8D2wfGKI

[near topaz]

In my opinion*

[primal harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/neon-genesis-evangelion-power-anime-pose-gif-17152141

i raise you

[distant iron]

yeah

evangelions the goat

[primal harbor]

real

sa banger

[distant iron]

https://youtu.be/1_PWdjym25g?si=vcf1liOe-IXNCi37

although

[near topaz]

Cruel angel thesis is also pretty peak

[distant iron]

dude ava likes yoko takahashi like way too much

[near topaz]

Me but with Laura Shigihara

[alpine pike]

Free time warps ones emotions to a full set

More time means more thinking, means more emotions

[plucky lark]

i was joking anyways. because at least for dubs its probably tied in my opinion between yugioh and pokemon.

1. https://youtu.be/Cb3ggoyqXmU

2. https://youtu.be/6xKWiCMKKJg

[near topaz]

Both also extremely peak

[primal harbor]

but also

https://tenor.com/view/ergo-proxy-vincent-law-gif-7042827240408693314

[alpine pike]

The U.S really make a banger of an intro.. as a capitalistic song for the pokemon part

[primal harbor]

ultimate fav intro

[plucky lark]

idk what this is. it looks like yugioh

[primal harbor]

Ergo proxy

https://tenor.com/view/ergo-proxy-ergo-proxy-shotgun-anime-gif-11846961777168828255

its peak

https://tenor.com/view/ergo-proxy-rei-l-tears-gif-25942580

[alpine pike]

is it though?

[distant iron]

yes

[plucky lark]

that gun looks a bit floppy

[distant iron]

ergo proxy is peak

[primal harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/pino-ergo-proxy-galatiosy-darkville-anime-gif-12660742

yes

i will die on this hill

[alpine pike]

Yes is not an answer, it's an opinion, give me a reason

[distant iron]

i robot but like anime

[ivory snow]

The crabs Do not like me Building a Costco where their Home is.

[primal harbor]

P I N O

[distant iron]

and pretty protaganist

[ivory snow]

This means War

[primal harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/pino-ergo-proxy-galatiosy-darkville-anime-gif-12660748

pino is the reason

[near topaz]

I also love watching clips comparing DBZ to DBZ Kai occasionally cause those VAs came back determined to take their acting to the next level and did not disappoint

[alpine pike]

I Robot the Will Smith Movie?

[primal harbor]

also lain is peak

[alpine pike]

The only thing about old Dragon ball is that the abridged version tops them all

The rest is just crap

[near topaz]

True lol

[distant iron]

https://youtu.be/QmpXxMto50k?si=rihdFlo8XFeHh8GQ
thank you youtube

[primal harbor]

but i also discovered moonchild today

so

uh

that is currently the best anime intro of all time

as of today

or well

yesterday

[wise wedge]

You have the power to be his friend

[near topaz]

When Goku went super saiyan for the first time in Kai and said “I will make you suffer” was literally my favorite rage moment in anime ever

[dense nova]

Hai 👋

[dense nova]

Peak content

[primal harbor]

THIS STORY IS TRUE

[dense nova]

Isnt going super saiyan just getting really angy?

[plucky lark]

i know you mean non dubbed intros, but i need to post another https://youtu.be/gzTSH51nOG4

[wise wedge]

https://youtu.be/FG1ETnXf0XY for chat to enjoy some late 90s early 2000s techno

[plucky lark]

more like intensity

[dense nova]

Ive never watched dbz so no idea how it all works

[near topaz]

https://youtu.be/8T02CopaR4Q?si=jXEx0t0-zg8ept1s yes

[fast isle]

hai fytch. I has a question

[dense nova]

Yes?

[plucky lark]

i don't either as i've only seen a few episodes back when i was a child and it was on 4kids

[fast isle]

how do you play arma 3? 😭
im so confused

[dense nova]

Wdym what are you trying to do

[plucky lark]

i did however get scared of the intro in dbz when that transformation happens in the intro

[fast isle]

as in, how many of the keybinds are actually useful? cause I got move, sprint, crouch, walk, and obvi shooting. but some of this is weird

[dense nova]

Are you playing on controller?

[fast isle]

oh god no. I tried it earlier. it was horrible

[dense nova]

Arma 3 has a lot of keybinds

[near topaz]

Arma 3 has a lot

One sec lemme just

https://youtu.be/JXp-DzcXXuE?si=GO_NsT2NH9nfa5Vv

[dense nova]

Im playing modded arma 3 tomorrow so im gonna have to relearn my keybinds too

[fast isle]

omg you saw that too? 🤣
peak

[prisma sky]

Total banger!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmEsaEggThc

[plucky lark]

i'm on desktop and made everyone skinny

[forest cosmos]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1462551639603806432/1480391116166660187/lv_0_20250904165818.gif

[forest cosmos]

why

[fast isle]

thin chat

[plucky lark]

wanted to see how ridiculous messages would look

[forest cosmos]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1289279888729051227/1312112567807643709/Goog2.gif

[fast isle]

goog

[plucky lark]

le

[dense nova]

Goog 😸

[fast isle]

another question, why does arma 3 have toggle aim?

[forest cosmos]

i think most shooter games do

[dense nova]

Holding right click lets you focus/zoom without aiming down sights

[forest cosmos]

i misunderstood

shame me

[fast isle]

it feels weird though

[dense nova]

Its different yeah

Arma is the only game i know that does that

[fast isle]

in a way I guess I don't get it. im used to the standard shooters of holding aim

[forest cosmos]

watching The Basketball Diaries rn

[edgy prairie]

I love the marias

[dense nova]

Didnt know basketballs could write diaries

[forest cosmos]

bro job had one

[fast isle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356765177298817105/1502169584835235911/ssstik.io_1695403688343.mp4?ex=69febbf1&is=69fd6a71&hm=d282cbbc3b322eb8d53b3427ed19df673ac05a4303841eec9f8a78c80390028a&

[edgy prairie]

Job one had bro 💔

[forest cosmos]

had one bro job

[dense nova]

Modded arma 3 gets even worse with the keybinds

[forest cosmos]

me using my whole keyboard for modded terraria

[fast isle]

[dense nova]

Why

[fast isle]

im deranged

I also unbound the zoom hold

dont need it

[edgy prairie]

Blocked and reported

[dense nova]

It lets you zoom while scoped in aswell..

[edgy prairie]

This reminds me of a clip in BF where someone had shift as aim

Er no

Right click to sprint?

I forgot

Something weird

[edgy prairie]

I need to sleep but I dont wanna sleep

[edgy prairie]

[near topaz]

https://x.com/KyleCore___/status/2051754688639369638/video/1?s=46 best version of this trend lol

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X · May 5, 2026, 8:03 PM

[fast isle]

coco have you seen that one csgo pro who used flight sim keybinds in matches?

[edgy prairie]

Ive seen worse

[fast isle]

wait what

[dense nova]

Like if you aim down sights it zooms a little and then you hold the zoom, and it zooms in a bit further

[fast isle]

oh nice. I did not know that

[dense nova]

Many things in arma

Ctrl and scrollwheel lets you adjust your stance in increments i believe, so not just stand/crouch/prone

[fast isle]

like crouch or prone?

[dense nova]

Its hard to explain, but theres multiple levels of crouch that it lets you do

Like on prone, theres a step lower than prone

[fast isle]

this man is just dead

[dense nova]

Naah

[fast isle]

he looks dead

[forest cosmos]

maybe thats the point

[dense nova]

Field Manual - Infantry Controls – Arma 3 - Bohemia Interactive Community https://share.google/Ggg4XrOLl6GbavnrX

[dense nova]

Hes aim is lower than prone in that position

[forest cosmos]

yall are silly

[fast isle]

neat

[forest cosmos]

bsod lurking again

[earnest briar]

Hay where do I ask tech related questions?

[forest cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/aurora-aurora-aksnes-aurora-cure-for-me-i-should-seek-professional-help-aurora-i-should-seek-professional-help-gif-16777842980444678916

[rare ginkgo]

Depends on the tech. Programming? Game dev?

[earnest briar]

Looking for any good way of finding a com tower

[earnest briar]

Computer*

I should say Cheap because I am poor

[forest cosmos]

hmmm

[rare ginkgo]

I know a guy... oh, a computer? Nevermind
(Building your own is always cheaper. If going prebuilt, ibuypower have upped their game recently to where i would recommend them)

[forest cosmos]

would you like a peanut butter filled pretzel

[frail otter]

got mine from cyberpowerpc

[forest cosmos]

dont buy the walmart pcs

[earnest briar]

Na m8, but I will take just the salted bread

[analog quarry]

Depends on budget tho

[rare ginkgo]

I heard they were decent as well

[earnest briar]

I know that much

[analog quarry]

Like bro might be able to only afford a dell optiplex

[frail otter]

ive upgraded so much im not even sure which parts are still original,

[earnest briar]

I got about 50 USD to my name, at the moment

[analog quarry]

Ye get a raspberry pi

[prisma sky]

Could look into local marketplaces on social media for decent, cheap computers, but if you do that, go buy your own storage for it because you don't know what's on any of the storage drives in any used system... So you could end up with a drive with a bunch of hidden illegal content or if you boot up the system it may have some kind of virus that tracks everything you do, any number of things

[rare ginkgo]

Yeah, 100%: avpid walmart, and funnily enough, avoid costco. They take the graphics cards out of their computers then sell them at the same price they would cost WITH a good graphics card. Insanity.

[forest cosmos]

Whats ur total budget ur willing to spend

[analog quarry]

I don't upgrade individual parts, I do full upgrades

[rare ginkgo]

Only reason i ever have beef with costco.

[uncut ermine]

did you know bonebread is a real thing

[frail otter]

i daisychained my upgrades.

[uncut ermine]

Back in the 50s when everyone was basically starving, they used bones to spread out what limited flour they had so they could make bread

[rare ginkgo]

Theseus's computer

[torn swallow]

Bonebread for the hobgoblins

[earnest briar]

I feel $300+ tax is enough for basic things

[analog quarry]

Ye that'll be a dell optiplex

[uncut ermine]

Also apparently if you boil bones long enough you can just straight up eat them

[frail otter]

what is basic things?

[forest cosmos]

im assuming you understand that you may not be doing serious gaming with 300 dollars

[rare ginkgo]

As much as i bloody hate dell... sigh... they are okay at entry level cheapo computers. Just dont ever expect to alter them yourself

[fast isle]

repost

[analog quarry]

The trust I work with get dells

[earnest briar]

I wasn't really talking about gaming, and really anything with a "Graphics card" would be preferable to my current laptop

[slow tinsel]

hey i told you not to post pictures of me

[fast isle]

too bad

[forest cosmos]

Oh word

[slow tinsel]

to the cage you go

https://tenor.com/view/dog-cage-gif-16395993633024697108

[rare ginkgo]

Literally the only reason dell is still in business is because they fish in businesses to use a certain amount of their computers for cheap on the dollar

[forest cosmos]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1462551639603806432/1480391116166660187/lv_0_20250904165818.gif

[fast isle]

nuh uh.
WOE, FURRY BE UPON YE

[wise wedge]

Chat do you want frogs or watcher bobby?

[slow tinsel]

-<

[slow tinsel]

WOAH

[forest cosmos]

YAAAAYYYY

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1491182731974017147/1491488889570070748/Cat_Explode.gif

[earnest briar]

Thank yall

[rare ginkgo]

[rare ginkgo]

I want hognose snek

[forest cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/aurora-aksnes-gif-24435657

[rare ginkgo]

Try to avoid hp as well. They cut corners on Everything

[wise wedge]

Not on the list so here you go

[rare ginkgo]

Long furbies are a delight

[wise wedge]

What about tall ones?

[forest cosmos]

last time i got an hp laptop, the thing couldnt connect via wifi…which oddly enough they specifically advertised as working wifi

[rare ginkgo]

Amateur

[rare ginkgo]

I am NOT surprised

[wise wedge]

Reminds me of my grandmothers fire mantle

[forest cosmos]

Thinking about buying my neighbor’s never been used metal windows 7 hp laptop, simply for the vibes

[clear needle]

bout 'ere

[rare ginkgo]

Btw the one brown one hidden on the right? Thats a chewbacca furby. Yes, a chewbacca furby

[wise wedge]

(Eats god)

[clear needle]

he is shrimply too big

[wise wedge]

I have time and a need for tempura

[rare ginkgo]

You're telling me a prawn pawned this por-
-ch rocking chair?

[distant iron]

i forgot the dude who puts high voltage through kids toys so it just overloads their brains

[wise wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-toy-electronic-high-voltage-gif-11652375557241983513

[forest cosmos]

i love it

[rare ginkgo]

Naur that's sad

[wise wedge]

Why i picked that one specifically

[clear needle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/i-need-gimmie-aPFysvRw6KhzSuGJB9

i just see this

[rare ginkgo]

I must the eepy chat

Else, i pewish

[wise wedge]

👋

[wise wedge]

I didnt know you were pewish

[rare ginkgo]

Good the nibby night. Eepy Carefully. Do not the bugs

HAH

[fast isle]

dont worry, somebody will

[rare ginkgo]

Brownie point for bluedragon

[plucky lark]

So youtube lately has been recommending me old videos from 13 and 14 years ago. just now it recommended me old ERB videos so i decided to see if they're still making the ERBoH videos.

they are. 1 was made 4 months ago.

[forest cosmos]

it is fallout 1 time

[knotty walrus]

do not our water chip

[forest cosmos]

do not the water chip

https://tenor.com/view/cat-do-not-dont-please-meme-gif-21449752

[fast isle]

do not the

[stone sierra]

eats the water chip

[forest cosmos]

damn

[rocky rose]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-gif-21766626

me when no water

[forest cosmos]

haaiiiii

[rocky rose]

hello

[forest cosmos]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1492777971193217115/togif-24.gif

[novel horizon]

i feel old...

gday chat

[high jolt]

Oh shit they're remaking Starfox 64!

[forest cosmos]

fallout 1 intro still makes me excited

[forest cosmos]

“I could use your help over here”

[high jolt]

DO A BARREL ROLL!

[sleek garnet]

time to shoot down falco again with my terrible aim

[forest cosmos]

“I could use your help ove-“ STFU FALCO

LET ME RELEARN THE CONTROLS

[high jolt]

Too bad I'll never buy a Switch lol, but emulation...maybe

[forest cosmos]

might wanna keep it down around here

[sleek garnet]

its a switch 2 game

also yeah don't speak of piracy here lol

[high jolt]

I of course would legally purchase the game before emulating it

[sleek garnet]

still

careful

[stone sierra]

Today I do not want to today. Sned hepl.

[high jolt]

Rest easy, as the end is soon...the end of the day I mean

[stone sierra]

I just started my shift and i still have checks clock 8h24m to go.

[sleek garnet]

i realize the potential i hold because i possess a capture card for consoles

[high jolt]

I find when I constantly stay busy at work the day flies by. I used to try to get outta work but tbh it makes the day drag on and on

[patent current]

:3 ~Nyaaaaaa!!! Mrrrp

[crude sleet]

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/zeraora-glass-cat-gif-26249338

[stone sierra]

I've done more work this week than I should have. I've put myself nearly a month ahead of schedule ._.

[high jolt]

Also, it's more satisfying to find my own work. If I don't someone ends up telling me to do something and that always feels worse lol

bro especially when they tell you to do something you were already gonna do. Idk why that's so annoying

[stone sierra]

oh, I've not had a single official task in the 3 weeks i've been back at work

[fast isle]

hiya nerd. whats up

[stone sierra]

I've just been doing what needed to be done. Which, currently, is pretty much cleaning up the mess the guy that supposedly replaced me has made.

[high jolt]

Nothing worse than cleaning up other people's messes

[plucky lark]

needs about 300k more polygons

[stone sierra]

a month and a half of ignored work was completed in 3 days, single handedly

[patent current]

Because it lets you know they think you're lazy, and weren't gonna do anything, but it doesn't help you figure out what to do next, since you already know.

[forest cosmos]

HAAAIIIII

[stone sierra]

eh. It could be worse. I could be dealing with users and deliveries around town. Right now I'm just a seat warmer in the office or taking a coffee break outside

[high jolt]

what I hate even worse is when I'm working hard for hours, then lighten up a little while still working and that's exactly when my boss walks in lol. Makin me look all lazy when I'm just pacing myself

[stone sierra]

I have nearly 1k assets to process, so it's not like there's no work to be done. Bonus nachos that this will take weeks

need to make sure said "weeks" turn into at least a couple months

[forest cosmos]

6/10 too many polygons

[plucky lark]

nah that's the correct amount

[patent current]

Just womke up :3 gonnya go buy a watch with dad today :3 Nit an Irish wristwatch, it's a Japanese wristwatch.

[forest cosmos]

bwa

[fast isle]

very cool. have fun gaymer!

[patent current]

Heyyyyy Cemsarrrrr!!!

[forest cosmos]

HAIIII

[high jolt]

tbh I love driving I'd kill for a delivery job (like a good delvery job). I worked IT and help desk stuff for years but I got to where I felt like I was melting behind a desk. Right now I work at Walmart

[patent current]

Or when you've already done something, and they come to you to tell you angrily to do it already?

[forest cosmos]

i work remotely in the woods, doing construction and stuff. Traveling job, which is what i love.

[forest cosmos]

stewie

[fast isle]

not wide enough. go wider

[high jolt]

Luckily none of my bosses are dicks so there's no angry instructions, but it is frustrating when they ask you to do something that was already done and it just got messed up in the meantime

[forest cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-rivulet-rain-world-rivulet-indie-game-glue-gif-4317823471216915068

[stone sierra]

I work in IT. used to be juggling device prep/management, user support and equipment delivery by myself for around ~1200 local users.

right now I have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing

[sleek garnet]

now make a suit out of it

[patent current]

belly scratch

[high jolt]

What I do when I don't know what to do is just look real busy lol

[stone sierra]

s'not my fault they're taking forever to give me a corpo laptop and onboard me properly and give me actual tickets to handle

[crude sleet]

thats what im working on lmfao

[stone sierra]

oh, I don't even need to pretend i'm busy. End-client wanted me back to get shit done. I get shit done fast, efficiently and properly. They're happy, the subcontractor chain is happy, I get paid.

[crude sleet]

my power went out today and made me lose 5 hours of work 😭

[forest cosmos]

welp

[slow tinsel]

thinking of buying a 5060ti soon

[forest cosmos]

im watching Trainspotting once again

[distant iron]

kick it

[high jolt]

Oh how was Requim for a Dream?

[forest cosmos]

um

[high jolt]

I probably like Trainspotting better tbh

[forest cosmos]

sad

[high jolt]

yup

[forest cosmos]

i cried

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/letterkenny-canada-gooses-gif-12474060

[high jolt]

it's not a fun movie lol

[forest cosmos]

same

[primal harbor]

DEFCON GOOSE LEVEL 5

[slow tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/giornogiovanna-dio-jojo-jjba-ventoaureo-gif-4983224

[distant iron]

if its violent im violent

[high jolt]

Trainspotting is dark, but it at least has a dark humor to it. Requim is just...it's just rough

[distant iron]

one kick

[forest cosmos]

idk there was a particular part in requiem for a dream that kinda triggered something

[sleek garnet]

you fail to understand the request. a stretched out suit head like the stretched model you showed

[forest cosmos]

Trainspotting has happy moments and a happy ending. Requiem for a dream is no happiness and all pain

[high jolt]

I spelled requiem wrong twice 🙁

I might have to forfeit my spelling bee trophy

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/unspeakable-violence-rabbit-cute-tippytaps-gif-27471840

[indigo nest]

At least it was the same misspelling

[forest cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/trainspotting-movie-gif-26175479

[indigo nest]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gif-20189848

[woeful axle]

https://tenor.com/view/chimp-water-drown-will-gif-19375205

[crude sleet]

dunno if I could get through doors like that

[frail otter]

im floridaman. impervious to all swans.

[crude sleet]

or... even just print it out in general....

or even afford all that fur.....

[forest cosmos]

4th grade spelling bee, i lost in 4th place because the teacher had an accent. It changed me and i have never participated in a competition since.

[frail otter]

and geese

[high jolt]

Yeah people meme it cuz of the one scene, but it's really not a fun movie

[forest cosmos]

Im noticing a pattern of movies im watching recently…i just rewatched basketball diaries and i am now rewatching trainspotting

[high jolt]

I actually never had a spelling bee trophy or participated in one, but English and spelling was always my strong suit

I'm bad at math

[forest cosmos]

I have similar strengths.

[woeful axle]

Early lesson about how those in charge can be wrong

[high jolt]

I loved Science in school till it started having too much math lol

[forest cosmos]

she made it hard to tell the difference between axis and access

[high jolt]

You should have asked her to spell it

lol

[forest cosmos]

I was confident i knew the spelling, so i felt i didnt need to ask anything. Turns out i should have ig

[sleek garnet]

why do i do this to myself?

[forest cosmos]

trainspotting without subtitles is a fever dream

[high jolt]

I barely remember Basketball Diaries. Speaking of Leo DiCaprio, apparently his first movie was like Critters 3. Idk if you guys are familiar with the Critters franchise but it was like a B movie Gremlins knockoff but more R rated and they hold a special place in my heart as a kid that grew up watching crappy VHS movies we picked up at Blockbuster

[high jolt]

jfc I thought they were a burn victim for a second

[forest cosmos]

damn near impossible to find a proper way to watch basketball diaries in the US

[torn swallow]

Would this be breadposting or #sockposting 🤔

[slow tinsel]

@kindred kayak they're giving the fence scene one piece pacing now 😭

[high jolt]

dang for real? That's a common tragedy of the streaming era

[fast isle]

yes

[forest cosmos]

yeah ig its just one if those movies that is deemed “too extreme”

even though its not nearly as extreme as requiem for a dream

[high jolt]

Idk probably a rights thing tbh

if I had to guess

[slow tinsel]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HHvWtt8WsAUVf2y.webp

[forest cosmos]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/996564593914691625/1411025685379813597/ezgif.com-overlay.gif

[high jolt]

Have you ever seen the movie "KIDS"?

[forest cosmos]

no

[high jolt]

it's pretty dark

[forest cosmos]

Dark movies seem to be the most well made

[slow tinsel]

Thinking rn and I don't do that very often

should I buy a 5060TI before they spike even further in price

[high jolt]

as a kid we watched it, probably shouldn't have, and it was joked about and we laughed at it, but I watched it as an adult and I was like "Who tf let us watch this it's tragic as hell"

[high jolt]

It's basically about a bunch of inner city teens getting into trouble and it involves AIDS as it was at the tail end of that epidemic

[forest cosmos]

crazy that this is what obi wan kenobi was doing after qui gon died

[sleek garnet]

have you ever seen the moon cat?

[high jolt]

apparently only half the charges stuck

[sleek garnet]

i introduce the moon cat

[primal harbor]

It’s on Tincan, you can probably find it on Spatula. It’s on Portobello, you can literally just open it with TomatoPaste.

[fast isle]

true

[torn swallow]

I know this geometry dash level

[primal harbor]

At least its not the cat that deletes math from the universe accidentally

[sleek garnet]

i may be somewhat decent at this game

[primal harbor]

https://youtu.be/2oBTczOlv98

[sleek garnet]

i really need to beat more hard demons

[dense nova]

So thats what Schrodinger's cat has been up to

[torn swallow]

Ive seen some impressive gd levels
https://youtu.be/eshDTQ-V0so

[ornate seal]

So much for the "Ego Death"

[high jolt]

The song or the phenomenon?

[viral wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/friday-gif-7657752483386269524

[ornate seal]

The phemenon. Supposedly experienced by someone here, yet the evidence of the aftermath proves otherwise

[high jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/stephen-colbert-tea-sassy-teacup-posh-gif-1816409601702153303

[ornate seal]

Well put it this way. Someone who had actually experienced an Ego Death wouldn't be talking about it public Discord within a day of experiencing it

[stone sierra]

is that guy back again?

[ornate seal]

It would be a literal life changing event where the internet in its entirety would be inconsequential

So in otherwords, someone who had experienced an actual Ego Death wouldn't be here talking about it

[primal harbor]

Sounds as if you are gatekeeping a bit

[ornate seal]

Gatekeeping? No, its the difference between having an actual Ego Death, and believing that you did

[primal harbor]

I don’t think profound experiences make someone incapable of speaking about them. People process things differently. Some go silent, some try to talk through it immediately because they’re still trying to understand what happened.

[tawny galleon]

im just having a performative ego death, i just want people to think i dont take my self seriously

[glass rune]

Dad: "What are you watching?"

I did not have an answer

[ornate seal]

The "Ego" is literally everything that you think makes up the entirety of your being. Your past, present, and future being.

And an Ego Death is literally the dissolution of the entire person that you thought you were

[sleek garnet]

is that tomfawkes?

[glass rune]

its smosh

[sleek garnet]

featuring tomfawkes?

[glass rune]

nope

[sleek garnet]

unfortunately

[ornate seal]

And if you actually experienced an Ego Death, you wouldn't be here in less than 24 hours after experiencing it and talking about it

[tawny galleon]

I agree with the other dude this is a wild claim

[primal harbor]

It’s ok, I’m going to take a shower, I don’t want to be dragged into a philosophical debate and continue to make people upset.

A friendly reminder just because someone is going through a lot and doesn’t show it in a predictable way, doesn’t mean you’re allowed to dismiss their claims. Cheers chat.

[plucky lark]

tf did i miss? i look away to watch videos and something regarding emotional issues happened

i did scroll up, but i guess not far enough

[patent current]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/H4NBZ0ioApQ

[slow talon]

I didnt study for my chem final tonight lol

figured I was cooked either way and a C is a C

so I didnt grind
just need to get a 11%

[narrow chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/ethan-page-nxt-gif-2226867288314157499

[ornate seal]

Anyone here is more than able and allowed to experience things and communicate them here of course, but just be careful about what you call or label them

[slow talon]

whats going on

[narrow chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/just-monkey-business-gif-13449299463832787070

[woeful axle]

intellectual midwit nonsense

[near topaz]

Just finished gachiakuta and

1. It’s so peak
2. Deeply funny the children are BY FAR the strongest characters in the show

[ornate seal]

To put it simply, don't put a name to an event you've experienced without knowing what that event truly entails

[near topaz]

Also just learned the monk in my dnd party can heal upwards of 8000ish hp with one action under a very specific circumstance

So that’s funny lol

[subtle lance]

to himself or others?

[near topaz]

8000ish total among creatures within a 10ft radius of him

[wise wedge]

Is this the 240 tiny creatures math?

[near topaz]

Yup lmao

[wise wedge]

Cause if more then 5 are near each other they turn into a swarm

And only proc once 🤓

[tawny galleon]

calling people an intellectual midwit has big middle school nerd energy

[near topaz]

He has an item that lets him splash potions to effect creatures within 10ft, so if he splashes a potion of supreme healing with someone nearby casting beacon of hope for auto max healing, assuming every square possible in a 3 dimensional space is occupied by 4 tiny creatures, and using the fact that circles are actually just squares in dnd, it comes out to roughly 8000hp

[wise wedge]

A tiny creature with more then 10 hp (wasted supreme potion)

[near topaz]

Yeah they do need at least 61 max hp and be at 1 health to benefit from this fully

Like I said, VERY specific circumstances

[tawny galleon]

this is great

[wise wedge]

And ignoring some rules for large groups of creatures i do love theoretical mechanics however like a swarm of tarrasques

[near topaz]

There’s a homebrew for that on dndbeyond that’s literally just 10x everything on the tarrasque sheet lmao

It’s very popular and idk why

[woeful axle]

its the scourge of the internet. Folks who are just smart enough to make a pedantic argument as to why they are smart

[wise wedge]

And its not even how swarms work

Its bad and should feel bad

[near topaz]

Nope and yes lmao

No to the first statement yes to the second

[tawny galleon]

do you ever wonder if judging someone from a small cross section of their day to day is the very same sorta dumb

[wise wedge]

You dont just multiply the stats and attacks of a swarm by the amount of creatures inside

[near topaz]

Correct, it’s slightly overpowered

[wise wedge]

Is that what they are teaching in the new dnd rules what are they doing?

[near topaz]

But like the very concept of a swarm of Tarrasques is abominable

Like who tf out there cloning THE tarrasque

[woeful axle]

If you saw someone falling fast off a ledge, would you say theyre going fast, or are a "fast" person? its the same with judging. Judging peoples actions is different than judging people themselves.

you can be smart and do something dumb

[wise wedge]

There isnt just one tarrasque they are an actual species just usually 1-2 dormant on any one planet

[near topaz]

🤷‍♂️

I don’t know the deep lore, only the surface level stuff lol

[wise wedge]

Which book is the source?

[tawny galleon]

you wouldn't be able to judge if someone is fast by them falling, you would just be able to say they are currently going fast, how fast they move on their own would be a dumb judgement to make, and sorta my point about calling people a midwit

[near topaz]

Whatever that is for #10

[wise wedge]

one sec checking that book rq (looking at my collection)

[near topaz]

Kk

[near topaz]

Also based on the description of the tarrasque it’s stat block is absolutely pathetic

Doesn’t mention anything about it being essentially impossible to fully kill

[wise wedge]

Its the ac and spell reflection mainly thats killer but otherwise yeah

[near topaz]

Man when I use it one day it’s going to get a bit of a makeover

[wise wedge]

The classic dm thing to do glgl

[frail otter]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTk7mk9E5/ too powerful

[near topaz]

I hear it’s a good idea to throw that at them right at the beginning of the campaign too, not directly but like just at the city they’re in. Apparently it sets a certain… mood of intensity lol

[wise wedge]

Found the lore i was referencing cause of spell jammer shenanigans

[frail otter]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTk7mMfFp/ I’d eat there

[near topaz]

Ah makes sense

I’d like to get and play spell jammer sometime

[wise wedge]

Also there has been either 3+ seperate tarrasques with it being killed on toril or its been defeated 3 times and moved its living location greatly lore wise 🙃 tarrasques are a cool bit of bs anti fun final boss that they tried to add lore too like 6 different times (always with the caveat “theory” as most lore back then was )

[near topaz]

Lmao

[wise wedge]

I prefer the slumbering plane wanderers from the hell planet and only 1-2 exist at any one time on any given planet version for players gameplay reasons so if they want to hunt them in epic level games they have to either spelljammer or portal hop to other spheres.

[near topaz]

Tf is a slumbering plane wanderer?!

[wise wedge]

Tarrasques are known to slumber a lot in the lore and i prefer the interpretation they just wander from their home planet of falx randomly from natural portals and forced summons.

So they travel the planes

[near topaz]

Interesting

[stark vessel]

we talking DnD?

[wise wedge]

Atleast thats my favorite interpretation the other is its a monster thats a primordial war weapon that cant be killed cause its tied with the material planes planetary core

[wise wedge]

Yes and the dumb lore of the terrasque

All dnd lore is dumb and fun (why i loved reading it)

[stark vessel]

Tarrasques have spikes. creatures usually evolve to have spikes to ward off predators. what hunts a tarrasque?

[near topaz]

Me

And really all adventurers ig

[dense nova]

My beard has esploded

(it was shaven off)

[stark vessel]

probably some bs creature from the astral plane. some of those are beyond powerful

[wise wedge]

The other theory they are predated by astral dreadnoughts and that the only reason the terrasque is not more wide spread across the planes

[wise wedge]

Terrasque takes a portal to try and plane jump gets eaten by a dreadnought like a catfish eating a hedgehog.

[wise wedge]

Also ben something for you to see and feel something about

[novel horizon]

Good mo...what am i looking at...

[nocturne badger]

this gen Z lingo

i will never understand it

[mental karma]

artho vs feral/ its like 80s shit

[near topaz]

Remember the good ol time dragons from 3.5e that could just insta kill you with old age if you fail a dc 42 will save lmao

[outer sparrow]

O.o Sooooooon

[wise wedge]

A representation of animal furry nomenclature used for non animals

[wise wedge]

You mean time dragons

The thing gods still fear

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/yugioh-time-wizard--k01KR38DN2CMJCP5HEXY68VYA6M

[wise wedge]

Good thing by the time you fight it you should have reroll mechanics on demand

Luck is your friend against time and fate 🙃

[near topaz]

One unlucky roll and you age 24d6 years permanently 💀

[novel horizon]

Chat... Yknow how malls are made up of a bunch of shops

[wise wedge]

Just be a wizard with 300 years saved up

[novel horizon]

How does one apply for a job there

[wise wedge]

Either go in person and ask or look online for the shops website

[stark vessel]

everflowing chalice with water from the fountain of youth

[wise wedge]

If you want a job with the mall itself thats a bit harder

[wise wedge]

Level 22 player character magic item right there

[stone sierra]

Dammit, Blue

[wise wedge]

You dont like the thought of feral mecha furries being the cars from the hit disney movie cars?

[frozen dew]

Chat me sad

CD player in car brok

no moar vibes

[stone sierra]

i tabbed onto discord and I saw this. #general_chat message

[stark vessel]

i get why people hate homebrew, some of the abilities people make are bs, but I just want an everflowing chalice thats actually a fast food cup that is perpetually at the bottom and you gotta make the slurping sound when using it

[stone sierra]

and how there's snot on my monitor.

[wise wedge]

If no work could always smack to see if fix cause it cant get more broken only more fixed

[wise wedge]

[wise wedge]

Good

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointment-shake-head-nope-no-walk-away-gif-5607594

[frozen dew]

it's done it before and fixed itself, but not like this

might have to go over a speed bump fast

that might knock it back into shape

[wise wedge]

Oh did you not know of the everfull cola machine elminster has from earth so he could have all the Coca-Cola he wants real canon lore btw

[stone sierra]

@frozen dew you don't need a working CD player in your shitbox anyway

[frozen dew]

DON'T YOU DARE

CALL MY CAR A SHITBOX

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/tv1vlC9tCQu.gif

[nocturne badger]

el plan did not compute

this year

[frozen dew]

that car is my one and only love in my life atm

[stone sierra]

sucks to be you, i guess

[dense nova]

[frozen dew]

I will fix it

[nocturne badger]

the ferrari shitbox of 2014 ?

are you for real right now

[stone sierra]

James wishes he had a Ferrari shitbox.

[frozen dew]

like everything else, I will fix it

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/ocean-park-rooster-roy-chicken-anime-gif-1111608934666688714

[frozen dew]

why would I want a Fiat?

[nocturne badger]

that car was by far the worst car ferrari ever built in the last 30 years

[dense nova]

I am the eep

[nocturne badger]

only second to the one in 1972

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/boondock-saints-willem-dafoe-gif-23203974

[wise wedge]

That magic item of course is from the joke magic item compendium made back in the day same with the gnome vending machine where its a just a convenience store that has a gnome working inside and seems like magic from the outside and if the players try to break in he either pokes out their eyes when they look under the flap or he teleports out with all the items leaving just a chair

[stone sierra]

get a jerb, you bum.

[dense nova]

No u

[stone sierra]

i has jerb

[dense nova]

Not anymore

Is my jerb now

[frozen dew]

fytch has to lay eggs

alright

is job

[stone sierra]

goob forking luck doing my jerb.

[dense nova]

What is your job?

[stone sierra]

that's for me to know, do and nobody else to interfere with.

[dense nova]

😭

[stone sierra]

I got shitcanned and it took less than 2 weeks for people to want me to come back.

[dense nova]

I bet its keeping the aliens at area 51 in check

[stone sierra]

nah

[near topaz]

https://youtube.com/shorts/FmPfsq2xXbU?si=Es2IgNxp5CWtNO-0 new CPU installation method just dropped

[wise wedge]

Revs “jerb”

[frozen dew]

had to get you right out of your sponge bath at the retirement home and put you back to work

[stone sierra]

this is my actual access keycard

[dense nova]

You mean i didnt have to screw mine into the mobo??

[near topaz]

Apparently not

[neat pollen]

No job is that cool to make their keycards look like that

[wise wedge]

Making a custom rfid badge then adding the credentials is cheesy

At that point just put a rfid tag in the hand and “force” open the site

[stone sierra]

you know I'm all about the cheese

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/licking-failarmy-taste-it-yummy-delicious-gif-10486140191804653605

[stone sierra]

i could. don't really want an RFID coil in my hand though

i have enough trouble with airport security as is

[wise wedge]

Just get a pill

[stone sierra]

who said they issued it?

[neat pollen]

Then you're a NERD

[stone sierra]

that'll be down the drains before lunch and you know it.

[wise wedge]

You cut your hand open and put the pill in you nerd

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/sml-jeffy-howd-you-know-are-you-a-psychic-how-did-you-know-gif-8652177116727560754

[neat pollen]

Perks of being a hobgoblin

[stone sierra]

i thought the only perk was a more acute stink than regular goblin stink

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/nerds-mad-football-rage-gif-16650450

[crude sleet]

https://fixupx.com/gurgx3/status/2052182174364000326/video/1?s=61

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FixupX · May 7, 2026, 12:22 AM

just hold it out for the last 5 words

[dense nova]

Wallet empty indeed

And yeah same sentiment to the last 5 words

[stone sierra]

it's funny that I've already told the people that handle security for the building about their keycards being ridiculously easy to bypass or clone. Nearly a year ago.

[frail otter]

man i need a reselt too

[frozen dew]

I'm considering pen-testing one of MarsCo's competitors that "apparently don't have any security issues"

[stone sierra]

Even funnier when you realise that the keycards have been just handed to people without even as much as a signature or some sort of tracking of which keycard went to whom.

[frail otter]

everyone needs a reselt

[dense nova]

Anyways, i am going to honk shoo the mimimi

[frail otter]

is it a bounty?

[stone sierra]

that's illegal without prior notice, which makes the whole pentest moot

[crude sleet]

https://fixupx.com/ShitpostReels/status/2052410678556639578/video/1?s=61

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FixupX · May 7, 2026, 3:30 PM

[frozen dew]

My point is that the accountants at MarsCo say that MarsCo2 Electric Boogaloo, has no security flaws, and we should do what they do for that reason

so, why not prove it?

[frail otter]

illegal

[frozen dew]

go ask their higher management to prove it

[frail otter]

jail

[stone sierra]

well, do humans work there?

if so, there are security flaws.

[frail otter]

law enforcement

[wise wedge]

Oh god and no id on the card im guessing

[frozen dew]

I would ask first

[crude sleet]

DAMNET

[stone sierra]

depends on which "model" you get. I have 2 keycards issued by them, one of them doesn't have any sort of S/N or ID on it

it's just a blank piece of plastic

i'm pretty sure these were supposed to be silkscreened or have a label put on them with PII

[frail otter]

you gotta word a request like that VERY carefully and also they will tell you no

[crude sleet]

HANTAVIRUS MADE IT OFF THE SHIP

[frail otter]

hantavirus aint from the ship

[frozen dew]

I wouldn't even need to walk in the building so the wording would be pretty simple

[crude sleet]

WELL ITS IN JOHANNESBURG

[frail otter]

if you word it wrong fbi might show up at your door.

[frozen dew]

me and the police here have a very good relationship

[stone sierra]

another "fun" fact: I have access to multiple restricted-access areas that i'm not technically authorised to be in. this includes keycards, access codes and keys

[frozen dew]

also not in a country with the FBI

[wise wedge]

Youll be fine it’s contracted by rat poo contact unless the people are covered in the rat shit and smearing it on all the surfaces you should be fine

[stone sierra]

and there's no papertrail regarding said access. Hell, I ain't even been asked to sign that i have been given keycards/keys

[crude sleet]

yeah, you havent done research

[wise wedge]

[crude sleet]

this specific strain of hantavirus has respiratory transmission

[frail otter]

rodents are the main driver of hantavirus and it takes much more exposure human to human for hantavirus to spread.

[crude sleet]

thats why its such big news

[wise wedge]

Im glad they are being monitored

Youll be fine

[frail otter]

the rate of transmission in respiratory spreading is much less than covid.

[crude sleet]

its

in

johannesberg

[wise wedge]

Otherwise it would have spread from south America a long time ago

[frail otter]

and its not covid.

[crude sleet]

just cause COVID was being monitored, that diddnt stop transmission

[novel horizon]

The universe loved the covid saga so much it made a sequel

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jeremy-jeremy-elbertson-jerma985-stream-gif-18268010996420959601

[frail otter]

you dont need 6 feet for hanta. you need to be very close for it to infect you.

[wise wedge]

I get you are concerned but you are missing key points of info this isnt the first or uncommon a thing just loud and news spread

[wise wedge]

Put him away

[stone sierra]

Not what i was looking for, but jermagif is goob enuff

[frail otter]

https://giphy.com/gifs/I4LCF7r36qrGQwdTJj

[flint rivet]

I believe research suggested that it has a much higher lethality rating, but I haven't been able to locate enough corroborating sources

[stone sierra]

Speaking of shitposts. Hi Crowley

[frail otter]

20-50%

[wise wedge]

Cheap shot on the brit

[frail otter]

but much lower risk of spread by entire vectors.

[flint rivet]

He takes them where he can. I don't blame him.

[wise wedge]

reminds me of ebola

[frail otter]

i mean being bri ish is low hanging fruit tbh. just like being american

[flint rivet]

American is just British with extra steps

[wise wedge]

Away from brits, yes

[brazen ivy]

that's a weird way spelling french

[wise wedge]

[wise wedge]

Says the german based American

[flint rivet]

What you don't know is we ALSO celebrate the 4th of July. Because we don't have to put up with your nonsense anymore.

[frail otter]

i hear ebola has reached an all time low because they outlawed traditional funerals unless protection is used.

[brazen ivy]

yeah but the germans don't think i'm an american so it works

[wise wedge]

and i bet the government loves that

[brazen ivy]

most of them think i'm canadian

[frail otter]

no one hates the french like brits and vice versa

[flint rivet]

I don't hate the french. As long as they stay where they are.

[wise wedge]

Im alsp glad to hear that

[frail otter]

just keep french counting AWAY from me

[wise wedge]

19

[frail otter]

you mean 9 and 10 right? ughhh

i dont want to know

[wise wedge]

https://youtu.be/UuUhkWUfePE

[frail otter]

https://giphy.com/gifs/no-bugs-bunny-fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf

[flint rivet]

I did briefly consider joining the French Foreign Legion

This isn't the lead up to a joke, I did legitimately consider it

[crude sleet]

HOLY EARS

[torn swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/go-ahead-i'm-all-ears-gif-13982086349020782746

[flint rivet]

Ridiculous

[near topaz]

https://youtube.com/shorts/YFYiKQXqmAY?si=lj7WD4EJrdLHtoCb Walmart employees fighting hordes of unemployed scalpers for like 15$/hour is wild 😭

[alpine pike]

Well the minions are doing the work, while the unemployed are doing the crimes

[near topaz]

We got irl team rocket (scalpers) and gym leaders (underpaid employees) protecting young trainers (actual kids) before GTA 6

[alpine pike]

And Nintendo just printing more money

[wise wedge]

And not just printing more cards (the way to stop scalping)

[near topaz]

Valve’s response to scalpers was perfect

“When we go back in stock, order emails will be sent in the same order that reservations were made.” When your order email comes in, you’ll have 72 hours to complete the purchase, and you’ll only be able to buy one controller. To make a reservation, your account must be in good standing and you must have bought something on Steam before April 27th.

Love the added clause at the end to prevent spam creation of accounts

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/money-rain-13--k01KR3C73HH5PQQGG78FP7QN2G9

[alpine pike]

Yeah, that's what I meant too, a subtle double meaning

[brazen ivy]

another day

[outer sparrow]

or you know just sell them in sets instead of booster packs as well

[woeful axle]

Thats good, scalpers are scum

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gabe-newell-heart--k01KR3CAJR8MFYRTJMH4NX116EK

[crude sleet]

this title makes it sound like its a change theyre making

its not

theyve done this for ages

[flint rivet]

As someone who collects 40k, yes, yes they are.

[near topaz]

https://x.com/atnsxbt/status/2052630328351523042?s=46&t=1_gFjP0iEIRpxRpHu4okhg ok this might be the coolest thing ever and idk how that guy hasn’t been assassinated by Nintendo

AtnsMDX (@AtnsXBT)

the coolest unofficial pokemon game that turned the impossible into reality

back in 2015, a dedicated dev called reinhartmax started working on rgb maker xp with an impossible task. and he succeeded. he created the pokemon rom hack called fire ash, an exact copy of the pokemon

X · May 8, 2026, 6:03 AM

A single game with basically every region, Pokemon, niche features from each game

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/wallet-6--k01KR3CG5W8NQ8FVVED1DX9VRDJ

[wise wedge]

but collector complete sets dont make money

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/nintendo-nintendo-switch-26--k01KR3CJR1FNRNBFQRPVZ319R7G

[crude sleet]

just found this

this is not true though

I dont think a lot of people realize how many employees valve has

[near topaz]

Yeah maybe there’s some legal loophole there? Cause between that and pokemon Void not being taken down either, something’s fishy

[wise wedge]

Potential but lazy is towards their “game dev” i believe

[crude sleet]

EA: 14,500 employees
Ubisoft: 17,000 employees
Rockstar: 6,000 employees
Valve: 350 employees

[raven hemlock]

Not lazy, they just dont wanna do anything without Holy Gaben

[crude sleet]

and thats across all their products btw

350 employees total

Valve does stuff right, they dont overbloat staffing, they have what they need, and make quality stuff

[near topaz]

Gabe actually stepped away from the game making after portal 2 to avoid a “yes man” situation and let the devs feel comfortable putting forward ideas and collaborating with eachother, or so I’ve been told

[wise wedge]

Yeah their product and services are completely supplied by third party

[crude sleet]

screw it, im sending gabe N an email to ask if I can get a job

[wise wedge]

One of thousands asking

[crude sleet]

OH MY GOD, HE HAS A PROFILE PICTURE ON HIS EMAIL

[wise wedge]

Is it the holy gabe?

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-loves-you-te-ama-gif-10025501

[alpine pike]

Gabe isn't holy, he is just a man

If you think of people as holy, that's when it's extreme

[wise wedge]

Ah its his old man santa pic then

Just talking about his depictions

[alpine pike]

Yeah, same here

[crude sleet]

compared to any other CEO, hes 100% holy

[alpine pike]

Ironically, people know it's a joke in of itself

but there are always idiots that goes a long with thinking it's actually the case

So the parody becomes real

Like politics

[wise wedge]

The 4chan phenomenon

[near topaz]

✌️

[wise wedge]

[brazen ivy]

i mean valve doesn't have a real reason to make games thier platform does everything for them

[wise wedge]

Yeah their business model is almost solely platform with games to test the waters and see whats needed to help make the platform better

[brazen ivy]

i mean originally steam launched with no games and was ass so the populated it mostly with their own games

i think there was only like 30 games or something on it when it launched

[wise wedge]

Yeah its a great case study

[near topaz]

I mean they’re making deadlock

[brazen ivy]

hasn't the game been locked away for like 3 years now

[near topaz]

Locked away?

[brazen ivy]

invite only or whatever it was they were doing

[near topaz]

I mean it’s technically invite only but everyone can invite infinite amount of people

[wise wedge]

They saw and are filling a very blatant market gap and having fun messing with the source 2 engine

[brazen ivy]

not as in acutally locked but you have to get in from an invite

[near topaz]

So it gets 60-75k people playing every day on steamdb

Pretty solid for an early access, invite only, not a dime put into marketing game lmao

[wise wedge]

The locked nature has been the marketing (plus the gameplay being good 🙃)

[near topaz]

Yeah but still not a dime spent lol

The name valve attached to it speaks for itself

[river kestrel]

there is also evidence and theories suggesting they are working on a new half-life game meant to be a release title for the steam machine, but its still just speculation

[wise wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/hl2-hl3-half-life-3-hopium-hope-gif-7246120153840726923

[near topaz]

It’s gonna happen

[brazen ivy]

the pope wearing nikes, forgive me father for i'm about to ballout

[wise wedge]

Chicago influence

[near topaz]

The pope has seen Undertale

Well the last one

[patent current]

I don'T want the encroaching extinctiopn of humanity again 😭

[brazen ivy]

this is only our 7th once in a life time experience calm down

[torn swallow]

Welp, time to go to greenland

[frail otter]

i mean it will happen eventually.

[subtle lintel]

https://youtu.be/9RXkKh8fb6E

[wise wedge]

Never

[subtle lintel]

Catchy

[frail otter]

nothing lasts forever in this universe. everything breaks down over time.

[near topaz]

Don’t worry it has a 30-40% mortality rate and hasn’t infected 80% of the population yet, so we’ll develop a cure before total extinction 👍

I know my plague Inc

[patent current]

Yeah, but I'm much happyer with the "our sun will eventually explode, and devour the solar system" than "Horrible death plague"

[brazen ivy]

i think these plagues are to off set people living too long and overpopulation