general_chat

[patent grove]

^ Niko

[fast isle]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-oneshot-niko-spin-niko-oneshot-spin-oneshot-niko-spinning-gif-7964048205099903484

[spice geyser]

Ah, the one Bread likes to send me lol

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/indie-cross-moro-animated-animation-series-gif-4062133952964694654

[spice geyser]

Ah, we summoned him lol

[static zodiac]

so that's where niko niko ni comes from

[patent grove]

Niko, the beloved

[patent grove]

Oneshot

A good game

[fast isle]

oneshot is peak

[patent grove]

Which i haven’t beaten yet

[sleek garnet]

One that I need to beat.

[fast isle]

do it. its so worth it

[sleek garnet]

I could screenshare myself playing it

[idle forum]

That is the most accurate name ever

[static zodiac]

they call him mashed potato ♪
deep frozen fettuccini alfredo ♪
Big puff with the stuff, you can't hold his albedo ♪

Yeah little mans likes to ride ♪
the tough pup's inside ♪
and if you ever wag you're tail to him I'm sure he'll oblige ♪

[sleek garnet]

Though I’d probably have to start over again so that my real name isn’t shown

[static zodiac]

John 'derpyposter' Smith

[viral wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/wacky-cat-wednesday-wacky-cat-wednesday-its-wacky-cat-wednesday-gif-15159823841825863066

[sleek garnet]

I’m not comfortable sharing my name with strangers, so it’s sadly a requirement

[static zodiac]

I 100% agree, too many wackjobs lurking the public recesses of the internet

[viral wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/pusheen-loaf-pusheen-pusheen's-best-friend-pusheen-bread-pusheen-cute-gif-5349930755335748183

[patent grove]

Chat

[idle forum]

If you're on the internet and you have an account on anything pretty sure anyone can just hack you and find out who you are.

[patent grove]

Is it bad i’m on my PC and I’m still used to using my phone

[static zodiac]

the point is how magnetic and resistant you are to the random diaperstain that doesn't think and assails.

[forest cosmos]

im not necessarily against sharing my first name, i just dont like my name tho. I do not think “Levi” is a good name.

[forest cosmos]

smells like bread

[sleek garnet]

Rabbids or minions?

[static zodiac]

minions are cleverer?

[sleek garnet]

I meant which one is better, not smarter

[viral wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/bouncy-cat-fat-cat-chonky-cat-aww-gif-20031553

[forest cosmos]

rabbids

[fast isle]

https://tenor.com/view/soccer-rabbids-kicking-gif-4288155671504938034

[forest cosmos]

facebook moms ruined minions for me

[primal harbor]

i made another wallpaper

using the tarot from cyberpunk

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/licking-geeked-bunny-rabbids-gif-18001121777613116826

These things were given a tv show

[forest cosmos]

https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/Rayman-Raving-Rabbids/C5CPCD5GBSPX this game was peak

[patent grove]

Rabbids were silly

https://tenor.com/view/rabbids-smiling-gif-14380137

[robust laurel]

hell yeah

https://www.edsm.net/en/system/id/99303474/name/Plio+Eurl+EA-A+c16-0

[primal harbor]

hmmmmm

nope

not touching that link

spooky

[robust laurel]

That's fair

[plucky lark]

https://tenor.com/view/asdf-movie-punt-kick-donewiththis-gif-26537188

[primal harbor]

[robust laurel]

It's just a elite dangerous data base link

[primal harbor]

do i get a cookie now?

[static zodiac]

I touched it and it touched me back and now I have space aids

[plucky lark]

https://tenor.com/view/cookie-gif-26310361

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-cookie-monster-intervention-addiction-hospital-gif-4921227

[patent grove]

Chat

My PC can run Diablo IV

[primal harbor]

[static zodiac]

is that why it's server based, for performance?

[plucky lark]

makes since. game isn't crazy looking

[patent grove]

My AMD integrated graphics apparently are higher than the recommended graphics

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1500440609767559329/KhronShrug.gif

[forest cosmos]

cool

[patent grove]

Possibly might get it on my computer at some point

[forest cosmos]

spaids

[static zodiac]

the come in spaids?

[plucky lark]

the base game is on sale atm.

the expansion is not on sale sadly

[forest cosmos]

oh ah ah ah ah

[plucky lark]

making the price 70 dollars usd for base game + expansion

[forest cosmos]

im so tired

gn chat

[static zodiac]

is that the rock song that goes ooo WAH AH AH AH

[forest cosmos]

down with the sickness

[static zodiac]

yeye

[slim kraken]

Waaaaaaaaaa im awake

[hasty lagoon]

Gyattmorning fartalonkers

[static zodiac]

welcome awake

[forest cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/disturbed-uma-musume-ooh-wah-ah-ah-ah-gif-26655200

[hasty lagoon]

Thank you

[forest cosmos]

well im going to sleep

[alpine pike]

I feel like they should pay me to play it

[forest cosmos]

gn chat

[static zodiac]

ah, I shall then, thanks you

[slim kraken]

Would be nice if Dave Draiman wasnt a giga loser who sucks

[slim kraken]

Gn

[plucky lark]

the game is good and fun now. minus the warlock having visual clutter at endgame.

[slim kraken]

Vibes has been like, extra cranky lately

Don't enjoy things

[static zodiac]

the one with the stripes on the far left

oh wait no, the red one that isnt monochrome

[idle forum]

One is the regular panda one's a trash panda

[versed nova]

How I feel in most friend groups

[plucky lark]

Agreed its not a real panda. it should be replaced by a red panda

[plucky lark]

which is the real and og panda

or whatever the original/real name for them are

[patent grove]

I need to figure out how to change my warframe name

[static zodiac]

the red panda rolls up and chutes the place?

or not that kind of og

[patent grove]

It primarily uses my Xbox account name

[versed nova]

Xbox might be the problem, join pc master race xD

[patent grove]

I have

[versed nova]

hehehehe

[static zodiac]

you basically dont, it uses the platform name, and the account itself inherits the one you chose on linking, idk if you can set a primary account again once you've done it already.

[versed nova]

https://tenor.com/view/toast-protogen-furry-gif-24987145

[static zodiac]

they really need to explain how that works because their instructions straight lie to you how account linking works it's weird.

[versed nova]

grok how do i? 😛

[patent grove]

True

I know my Xbox account is the main in my cross-save account

[versed nova]

sounds madge

[static zodiac]

like I started a new account on google play, and had to create a pc account just to use their website. So I picked the google play account as primary, and then migrated playing to pc because mobile is atrocious no matter how good they try to make it...

and playing on pc still uses the pc account (which is independent from the google play one entirely) as a display, so the mobile account is in use but it displays as if it's a pc account.

so if I want a consistant name across the platforms I can't effectively, and idek how the friend system works under this but it definitely doesn't tell you it works that way

[wise wedge]

Bad gif the lever on that toaster doesnt move with the toast level

[patent grove]

[plucky lark]

its live

[patent grove]

Wat

[static zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/frankenstein-its-alive-gif-10618052

[minor wraith]

second to left for sure. might as well be a hotdog, way too obvious

[idle forum]

All I see is a panda a brown bear a trash panda and a polar bear.

[static zodiac]

exactly, the person who took the photo must be colorblind

[minor wraith]

it's ok, we can regain the time we lost by calling them a fool >:C
freaking fools >:C

[static zodiac]

indeed, what foolish foolery foolings those foolable fools really were fool of.

[dense nova]

Yes a bit, had some fun in arma with the admin frens

[minor wraith]

and that tom guy they keep talking about with all the foolery, that guy definitely also sucks >:C

[static zodiac]

the right bastard is a cheapo with their gold too, it's just doesn't sit pyrite in my mind he gets away with it that Tom Foolery

[static zodiac]

the people who voted no are fools

[minor wraith]

for some reason i read that in a butcher voice

[static zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/midnight-the-cat-stopped-working-midnight-the-cat-cat-cat-meme-funny-cat-gif-81113296414293415

[torn swallow]

I see milktoast has evolved past their protogen phase

[static zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-internet-computer-good-funny-gif-3551491

[minor wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-butcher-gif-5041092981331887802

[static zodiac]

do not butcher the cat ! D:

[slim kraken]

Someone I knew irl I think is big mad at me cause I called out their shit behavior online. Didnt even know they existed on the website until I saw they had me blocked lol.

Anyway they keep posting inspirational quotes on twitter about how like "im great and thriving. Haters am I right?" and saying shit like "I will always cut people out of my life who do not let me thrive"

I called her out for being neglectful, disrespectful towards me and my gf and for blaming problems within her control on anyone but herself. But she seems to want to tussle

I wanna tussle too

Never got to properly chew this person out

[minor wraith]

idk wut position your'e in, but jus consider that they are going to live with whatever you say for the rest of their lives, and if you manage to hurt them, then you win for a few moments and they lose for a long time.

[static zodiac]

"I will always cut people out of my life who do not let me thrive" reminds me of this that was posted earlier.
#general_chat message

[slim kraken]

I only wish to speak to them if they continue vagueposting about me

I stopped being vague when I started naming abusive people in my life to vent. They know what they did and I am explicit lol

[slim kraken]

Omg lol

Just to clarify

This person isnt even in our friend group orbit anymore

[minor wraith]

oh. that's a different story for sure. i've never been there before.

[slim kraken]

But somehow found their way back in

[slow tinsel]

Bwa

[slim kraken]

Hopefully never. She's not the worst, but not great either.

I don't like people who lie so easily and make me feel like shit for it after if I point it out. Or stonewall me. Or push boundaries before asking. Or ghost my gf for an entire week when we knew full well she was active

[slow tinsel]

I need cuddles
Not because i'm sad but because i'm eepy

[slim kraken]

Stuffy

[alpine pike]

No, you need a cold shower

[slim kraken]

STUFFY

[slow tinsel]

I just took a shower :c

[alpine pike]

Whole body?

[minor wraith]

i'm hoping you're done talking though now

like don't engage with them

[slow tinsel]

Yes

Burning hot shower

[slim kraken]

Honestly yeah. The high road with this person will be for the best

[static zodiac]

the shock my brain went through before that next sentence rolled up xD

[alpine pike]

Yeah, doesn't sound like a cold shower

[patent grove]

The fries were good

[slow tinsel]

I shower at the temperature where mercury begins to boil

And sometimes even that isnt warm enough for me

[alpine pike]

no wonder you are sleepy

[patent grove]

Now my cat won’t leave me alone

Help

[slow tinsel]

I dont take cold showers for sensory issue reasons

[minor wraith]

good. you shouldn't waste your time with people that take thing away from you

[slim kraken]

2 people in my life, she aint one of em. But 2 people in my life that hurt me or people around me, I wish a grim fate for them.

SA perpetrators.

[static zodiac]

if you don't come out a boiled lobster then you're doing it wrong

[slim kraken]

Like they deserve prison or worse

[alpine pike]

you realize that you can just have a cold shower by not it being too cold right?

[minor wraith]

i like panic-wrote the next thing because i was like omfg that's not whati meant >.< lol

[slow tinsel]

Warmth and coldth are definitions, Your cold doesnt equal my cold

Cold begins for me at what others would describe as "warm" coming to showers

[slim kraken]

Lol I didnt read it that way if that helps

[alpine pike]

exactly, so I am just saying to take a COLDER shower to wake up some synapses

[minor wraith]

it does :P

[slow tinsel]

Like for real. I've burnt / reddened my skin multiple times already from not even noticing the water was too hot.

[alpine pike]

So.. no police report or investigation?

[slim kraken]

Boiled frogs, etc

[slow tinsel]

But no i won't take another showrr

All i want is cuddles and MY GOD i'd sleep SO good right now.

[alpine pike]

Can always wash your face in colder water

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-shonk-attack-camera-dive-shark-gif-14344361424253681658

Casemiro deployed

[brazen ivy]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/450019251110281217/1459328239263547648/1767932762223281.gif

[slow tinsel]

Just someone laying on my chest or me laying on their chest

Ughh

[alpine pike]

RAT DETECTED

[slow tinsel]

I'm awake for around 18 hours, i would like to s l e e p

[alpine pike]

well, there you go

[slim kraken]

The 1 person it was on the victim to do this. She did not.

I failed to make a police statement with my situation, was confusing and done during a medical exam. That doctor got his license revoked and the court case involving two minors, went over details that were 1 to 1 what he did to me.

License removed. No jail time that guy is still walking free. And legally even if he is on a registry, no one other than law enforcement can see that.

This man walks free and I dont think an extremely late, like a decade late police report would do anything when the same evidence against him didnt cause him to go to prison.

[slow tinsel]

Enter the short-lived deep slumber

[slim kraken]

LOL

[static zodiac]

#piracy-requests

[slim kraken]

Doppleganger spotted

End of universe imminent

Do NOT collide

[minor wraith]

that's really shitty :/

[patent fable]

Factory

[minor wraith]

hiyo thor :D

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/susumu-hirasawa-hirasawa-susumu-no-sekai-turbine-world-turbine-gif-2525552952314161483

[minor wraith]

aww you got hacked, that sucked

[slow tinsel]

How the hell did that even get through the filter

[slim kraken]

Yeaaaaah. Light on details for obv reasons.

[static zodiac]

the punctuation after it

[minor wraith]

that's a cool thing to do, whoever you are. you got in control of a huge account, and you decided to be a racist prick.

[slim kraken]

Internet

[minor wraith]

this is gross

i really wish this wasn't a thing

[static zodiac]

it wasn't, it was an ad for their weird emulation project

[slim kraken]

Not their profile bio

What they said in chat

Anyways they gone

[primal harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/feed-the-void-black-cat-snack-hungry-cat-hungry-gif-306965068353833327

[static zodiac]

meant this #general_chat message

[minor wraith]

they haven't said anything, and they have thor's account folks, we're very likely up on some sort of stream

[slim kraken]

That wasnt Thor's account lol just same pfp and name

[static zodiac]

display name can be changed to anything

check this out

[slow tinsel]

It wasnt thors account

[minor wraith]

oh wow >.< i'm a fool dammit

[slim kraken]

TOILET

[static zodiac]

see

its not my username

[slim kraken]

Omg its Thor

[minor wraith]

i should go to bed :P

[static zodiac]

only for display

[slim kraken]

Porcelain Thor

[minor wraith]

night lol

[static zodiac]

thorcelain

[patent grove]

Chat

[low topaz]

Remember to tag Hobgoblins or Moderators for any suspicious activity 🙂

[slim kraken]

👍

[slow tinsel]

Display names can be changed to basically anything

[slow tinsel]

We did so, didnt we

[patent grove]

Fun fact

[slim kraken]

No way I was gonna let that word go unnoticed rofl

[outer sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgwXeZtE_pM what

[slim kraken]

Idk how they dodged automod

[patent grove]

Getting thrown around on a plywood ring hurts

[static zodiac]

I made a ticket out of reflex I forgot about the new hobgoblin thing ty

[patent grove]

My spine hurts

[slow tinsel]

Fork found in kitchen
Fish lives in Water

[slim kraken]

NJDJKSNDHVKG

[low topaz]

Glad you made a ticket.

[slim kraken]

VIOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/marcille-marcille-donato-marcille-dungeon-meshi-dungeon-meshi-delicious-in-dungeon-gif-5131351446450984338

[slow tinsel]

Vio stop stealing my name

[patent grove]

One of my friends invited me to a wrestling school tryout

[slow tinsel]

Ugh, Vio is doing that name thing again..

[patent grove]

i’m not athletic enough

[slow tinsel]

Stealing my name

[outer sparrow]

im confused... why do i see a mimic or 2?

[patent grove]

I managed to do a 450° splash

[slim kraken]

Stop

[slow tinsel]

I dont know

[patent grove]

I might consider a chance to do commentary for one of their shows lol

It’s a local promotion in Pittsburgh

[dense nova]

Who are you

[patent grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1500440609767559329/KhronShrug.gif

[torn swallow]

One of the hobgoblins

[patent grove]

One of my friends hyped me up as “funny & chaotic”

[low topaz]

A Hobgoblin.

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-sea-urchin-cat-the-voices-meme-gif-26706043

[slow tinsel]

Better question, who are YOU

[dense nova]

I see that, but ive never seen you before

[dense nova]

Im a nobody 😭

[patent grove]

They’ve been here

[slow tinsel]

WHAT ARE YOU?

[patent grove]

Chimken.

[dense nova]

A figment of your imagination

[slow tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/elontolinette-linettelopez-idiot-idiotsandwich-idiot-sandwich-linette-lopez-gif-20625838

Anyway

[low topaz]

Might be a skill issue.

[torn swallow]

Oh god the deep fake

[dense nova]

What in the deep fake

[slow tinsel]

It really is eep time

[dense nova]

Your account is also less than a month old 😭

[patent grove]

But

[left swift]

Borgar

[patent grove]

I can confirm professional wrestling isn’t fake

[slow tinsel]

Oh god i see it now, who even is that deepfake

[patent grove]

That stuff hurts

[alpine pike]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1453612347154370650/1501487543332507678/aq0QMmnR_700w_0.jpg?ex=69fc40be&is=69faef3e&hm=1fd2ca6fb324fbd0dec3054b7e0c7c69c11204c4d80510cf5cc558125aed66d0&

[dense nova]

Elon musk

[torn swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/here-kitty-you-can-has-cheeseburger-gif-7210661951502365606

[slim kraken]

I trust their process of hobgoblin acquisition

[patent grove]

All of the hobgoblins are friend

[frank grotto]

happy haru urara

haru urara hates pickles

[patent grove]

Unless you’re a rulebreaker

Then Hobgoblins are very not friend

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/talking-burger-good-burger-2--k01KQY4N32N7KVZYBX0V6KNW22Y

Ahhhhh

dont do that

[alpine pike]

Related to server rules

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1453612347154370650/1501488437914763324/aWlG2V6G_700w_0.jpg?ex=69fc4193&is=69faf013&hm=8a68a19370a9e9dd88a0c1e78c2f825c2156943e86b1ea8564fdbc4d1176a2c4&

[low topaz]

I can still burger you.

[alpine pike]

That burger is not even a burger

it's an illusion

[dense nova]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1500774918088949881/mistorbeast.gif

Ill mist or beast scam you!

[alpine pike]

Imagine getting yeeted

[torn swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-scammer-jpg-png-everyone-here-gif-6982685451026504806

[static zodiac]

would you say it's coloured... burgn'ty

[alpine pike]

Nah, it's plastic

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/boom-explosion-push-the-button-chicken-funny-gif-27679953

[alpine pike]

you know they faked the burger look

[static zodiac]

oh so it's a barbie grilled, in a barbie world

[slim kraken]

AQUA MENTIONED

[fierce imp]

Oh god they’re playing phonk in the bus while we’re on a school trip..

I have to sit in this bus for another 4 hours

[static zodiac]

hough?

[slim kraken]

Barbie Girl is a classic but it aint

[frank grotto]

did someone say i dont believe in human rights when it happened

[slim kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9juUKggexbY

Dr Jones

[static zodiac]

oh I forgot that's the band name

[fierce imp]

no

it KEEPS ON GOING

[alpine pike]

The God Aqua is mad, but she is in Konosuba so she is unaware

[frank grotto]

here, have something else

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWCNpCHeMf0

[slim kraken]

If someone on the bus is blasting music

You blast crap back

[torn swallow]

Therussianbadger moment

[slim kraken]

Cold war that shit

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/back-to-back-arms-crossed--k01KQY4YR7B4SSP2SA47N6T2A2M

[frank grotto]

"I don't believe in human rights"
Phonk starts blasting

[slim kraken]

Demarcate the bus and declare your side funkier than theirs

[torn swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/phonk-russian-badger-russian-badger-phonk-meme-based-gif-1151806001734917784

[slim kraken]

Gotta kill 4hrs

[frank grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/the-russian-badger-communism-was-actually-kinda-tight-phonk-gif-3728927757692701229

[thorn ether]

you're gunna catch strays

[torn swallow]

SCATTER

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-fail-76--k01KQY53QEZJ7CJ11ARNPHGDRF1

[alpine pike]

RKO

[slim kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrgCGtMFeyU

Fever dream

[alpine pike]

GET EM, GET EM ALL

[slim kraken]

We lost Fytch to mr beast

Rest in peace

[alpine pike]

Among other things

Maybe when thy return, the chicken be well done

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/toby-cry-phone-spider-man-cry-phone--k01KQY4SDHW8Q4GMKNER33Q9JSE

😢

[patent grove]

Noooo

Chimken!

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/vendy-awards-2012-hazma-madina-halal-food-truck--k01KQY5FFX8DE15XHQ343MPRMKP

[primal harbor]

i think

[outer sparrow]

there for you are

[primal harbor]

i think i just opened my own third eye

[slim kraken]

Pet peeve alert

U ever look up a guitar cover for something and it just kinda translates all elements of the song into itself?

Wanted to see if someone had tried playing Aqua's Dr Jones with a guitar, but the dude was just playing the guitar as if it were the vocals of the song. Maaaan you aren't translating the drums to guitar now are you? Leave the vocals alone too rofl

My man probably syncopates so hard at band practice on accident

[static zodiac]

how many spicy green glowing rocks did you eat?

[primal harbor]

Every human interaction is ultimately narratives

[outer sparrow]

sir that is a bullet hole... you have been shot... seek help

[static zodiac]

diarrhea is a narrative experience

[torn swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-feline-meme-funny-gif-8764472215214951735

[slim kraken]

Sentence of the year

With the toilet pfp too

Beau'iful

[primal harbor]

Morality is subjective, thats why everyone has different rules, there are a hierarchy of rules society follows and everything else is personal and lived in

[static zodiac]

lol ty

[slim kraken]

For posterity

Posterieurity

[primal harbor]

tarot is less about predicting the future, and more about laying out the groundwork for looking at life through a story lens

[torn swallow]

Taco bell needs to hire this guy

[primal harbor]

someone does something bad -> people seek justice

its all narrative based

[slim kraken]

New taco bell bowel based ARG

[alpine pike]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1453612347154370650/1501489054590439495/axB4Y31_460swp.jpg?ex=69fc4226&is=69faf0a6&hm=2e919e6b3df8d44c9fae94db7d1aff0776e5c1778463b4fad88ee60926112b48&

[slim kraken]

Omg

[outer sparrow]

why do i want to see a guitar with a drum pedal now?

[static zodiac]

you need to listen to the pitch of the gas churning in your intestines in order to piece a QR code together

[slim kraken]

I mean

U can always slap the wood of an acoustic guitar for percussion

Seen people do that often enough

[narrow cedar]

https://youtube.com/shorts/1c9RuMoEmBw?si=lIcKmHbGi1IHjY7g

Water cat

[static zodiac]

otterly adorable

[slim kraken]

(Passes gas into audacity) OMG GUYS LOOK

THE ARG IS REAL OMG, NEW TADC EPISODE BROUGHT TO YOU BY TACO BACO

[narrow cedar]

Well played

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-cats-nTg--k01KQY5X2QV6SP3KJGZZ7JKVKEE

[static zodiac]

"The new Marshmello song is pure gas, only at TacoBell"

[narrow cedar]

Thats just a cat in water

[static zodiac]

him swimmin

[outer sparrow]

no its a cat stuck in a water trap

[slim kraken]

Remember the taco bell dog

[alpine pike]

You guys and your taco bells. Isn't Indian food a level up to the ARG?

[static zodiac]

no?

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/yo-quiero-taco-bell-dog-chihuahua-advert-gif-5124199

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-tacos--k01KQY5ZQJNBF9Z5XCVZ064EW01

[static zodiac]

I've never had indian food give me gas before

[alpine pike]

hmm

[outer sparrow]

Meow i take your order

[slim kraken]

Level up with incontinence-level european sausages

Greasy in and outs

[narrow cedar]

Unfortunate

[static zodiac]

I'd like a catnip shake, some fish paste pate tacos, some milk, and uhh, that's it.

[slim kraken]

A side of pspspsps

[outer sparrow]

Beerus The Destroyer at the bell

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-sea-urchin-cat-the-voices-meme-gif-26706043

[static zodiac]

ah I didn't see they had that, I'm jealous

[narrow cedar]

With extra nip

[narrow cedar]

[mental karma]

Mmm cheap kiełbasa śląska

[alpine pike]

https://tenor.com/view/stares-in-wtf-wtf-wtf-meme-wtf-gif-fox-news-gif-7522361706442941443

[slim kraken]

I drew a European in

Gotta load up the white van with sausages, this works apparently

[patent grove]

What the hecc is a kilometer!!!!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1500440734762012773/KhronBongos.gif

[slim kraken]

An absolute unit of measurement

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[outer sparrow]

teen cat with catne

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/yuh-huh-gif-15270611547611670785

[outer sparrow]

ahhhh

[patent grove]

AAAAAA

https://tenor.com/view/cute-rabbit-cute-yummy-strawberry-silly-gif-11015733056807198532

Emergency Bnu deployed

[slim kraken]

Mnamm mmnmmm mnam mnam yum yum

Mmmm bery

[mental karma]

15 min walk

[outer sparrow]

tiny bunny or giant berry

[alpine pike]

in another meme

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/284828648056422401/1501500026625589269/image0.jpg?ex=69fc4c5e&is=69fafade&hm=96b8101780c7bced304e8c8096ec2760b7da984d9c048ee4a42003e87a78edf3&

[patent grove]

Chat

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/aaaa-10--k01KQY6AA71FPQMER8X2XA6PMMT

[patent grove]

The elder kibby won’t leave me alone

[outer sparrow]

what!!!

[patent grove]

He keeps hopping up on my bed

[alpine pike]

Get the stick and defend yourself

[slim kraken]

He knows ur awake

[narrow cedar]

"I WANT ATTENTION"

[slim kraken]

The phone is a rival for attention

[patent grove]

He requires room to shrimp and eep

[mental karma]

But you are aware you need set bait for kind of European you want to get?

[patent grove]

Umbra sleeps in loaf form

Caesar sleeps in shrimp form

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/nap-time-tired--k01KQY6E22M0TM1VH0B4C2955Q2

sleeping car form

[brazen ivy]

you would get pulled over for that

[alpine pike]

So question, are you the master of your own pet or is the pet the girlfriend that you live under?

[brazen ivy]

[slim kraken]

Yes. Sausage roll from Greggs for the brits, a tub of lard for the French, a singular ortolan especially for Parisians. Various sausages depending on other regions, or dumplings. You all have your own special dumplings.

[patent grove]

Umbra has demanded i plead the 5th

[narrow cedar]

Such a sassy boi

[brazen ivy]

what kind of wurst are you going to use to catch a german

[slim kraken]

The worst kind

[mental canopy]

hey chat, send me cute animal videos

[patent grove]

Woe

Elder car upon ye

[mental karma]

Exactly if you careful you probably can tailor bait to get specific city area

[narrow cedar]

Naaaah he seems fine.

[narrow cedar]

https://youtube.com/shorts/1c9RuMoEmBw?si=lIcKmHbGi1IHjY7g

[outer sparrow]

this reminds me of a time my cat (he was a mart thing) escaped there carrier (zip up) with his brother... his brother decided it would be a great idea to go hide under the brake pedal when he got out

[slim kraken]

I got at least 5 different regional spice bags to capture the real blokes

[mental canopy]

funny that

I just sent an otter vid to my boyfriend

[patent grove]

Woe

Bongo Lord Pickle be upon ye

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/pete-and-bas-gif-21213636

HE WENT FOR THE SPICEBAG

[outer sparrow]

splooosh

[slim kraken]

SWAG

[mental karma]

Here you need to choose correct junk food (eg Sharma, doner) and cheap beer. Also Sport team colors

[patent grove]

Is Shwarma good?

[slim kraken]

Making me hungry lol

[mental canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-ferret-lunge-ferret-attack-funny-ferret-gif-1357748961931055824

[narrow cedar]

OOOOOO THAT REMINDS ME 007 game this month

[brazen ivy]

gave me a terrible game idea called alien fishing where you have to catch rare types of people using food as bait from all countries

[outer sparrow]

5 layer sharma/doner when?

[alpine pike]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1453612347154370650/1501406403200286831/Screenshot_20260505_221236_YouTube.jpg?ex=69fbf52d&is=69faa3ad&hm=856eaedbd2adbdeb8486dec19f88b3ef91192f954949fbf1dd6ba89a96b2033a&

[slim kraken]

Omg... I gotta keep practicing my music

With the end goal of turning bloke kidnapping into a music video

[narrow cedar]

I hope its good fr

[slim kraken]

Gonna go to Britain for this shit

[mental karma]

Layer? It's just wrap with meat and cabbage

[alpine pike]

what instrument?

[slim kraken]

Guitar primarily but also practicing some percussions

[outer sparrow]

5 layers of meat

[slim kraken]

If money wasnt an issue I'd get an electronic drum set

For now sticking to electric guitar and my djembe drum

[alpine pike]

Flute works.. right?

[slim kraken]

With my lungs?

https://tenor.com/view/susumu-hirasawa-hirasawa-susumu-no-sekai-turbine-world-turbine-gif-2525552952314161483

[outer sparrow]

the ah yes lets not wake up the Neighbours kit

[slim kraken]

[Music video showing a van kidnapping old aged blokes trying to buy chips]
(God damn fife solo)

[patent panther]

I've got otitis and had to add 16DB to my left channel so I can hear games the same in both

[alpine pike]

holy sh-- Brazillians are either good memers, or they are beating a dead horse

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/799314651116339220/1501502230392733706/RDT_20260506_140304319959550031302344.jpg?ex=69fc4e6c&is=69fafcec&hm=82eb271e56253b5b2ef95a873e0fe48b300e744aa92b24a7595a6bd7f29c2a6e&

[left swift]

YES

[slim kraken]

RURAL LOL

NO PROBLEM

I still need an amp for my guitar tho

[alpine pike]

its good enough

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/rippin-it--k01KQY6VHZABNP8PDBEXX5RATQH

[mental karma]

I'm like legit confused. Did you saw it?

[narrow cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/banjo-deliverance-sad-guitar-gif-14638613

[outer sparrow]

in my wishes and dreams

[outer sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBJudzjpi1w

[brazen ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/crash-bandicoot-angel-fly-ghost-gif-15543930

crash really got murdered in some brutal ways

[narrow cedar]

Fun fact kid couldn't play banjo so theres a guy just behind him with hands through his sleeves playing

[mental karma]

Big, chicken, thin, garlic, cash

[slim kraken]

Back in 2009 my government actually commissioned musicians to pair up and make songs for various national parks

I cant find this shit on youtube anymore to share

This one sounds rly ominous

And it fits the park 100%

[slim kraken]

HELL YEAH BILLY STRINGS

Almost missed this

[narrow cedar]

Lemme guess valley of the headless men?

[slim kraken]

No u get sold tacky Newfie merch here

[narrow cedar]

Not even close

[narrow cedar]

Ah. Newfie does have some cool landscapes though

Especially in the rural places

[slim kraken]

Gros Morne especially. That in the picture is Western Brook Pond...

Its a big "pond"

Basically a fjord but the water doesnt connect to the ocean

[narrow cedar]

"Pond"

[narrow cedar]

Sooooo its not a fjord

I think.

Technically

[slim kraken]

Yeah not a fjord

[narrow cedar]

Id just call it a long lake

[slim kraken]

Lol yeah

[narrow cedar]

Long lake better name imo

[slim kraken]

We got some crazy national parks. Some of them extremely remote and fly in only

Like Torngat

[narrow cedar]

God bless you

Now whats the name

[slim kraken]

U have to have an armed guide when visiting Torngat Mountains

Lots of polar bears

[narrow cedar]

Ah I see why you wouldn't want to go there imo.

[outer sparrow]

what?

what

[slim kraken]

I'd go to other parks that have the same requirement but not this one

Complex terrain. Poor visibility of possible predators.

Meanwhile Wapusk national park, which is all flat tundra, has the same armed guide requirement but U CAN SEE THE BEAR FROM SUPER FAR AWAY

[narrow cedar]

My friends brother used to work with Kodiak bears back in the day before he was head mucky muck at the parks service I think all he had was like a large pistol and a husky for protection.

[slim kraken]

As far as accessible parks to the public there's a few I've been to already

[slim kraken]

A... pistol?

Lol

LOL

Oh no

[narrow cedar]

Were talking large caliber revolver

[slim kraken]

Still idk why he didnt have a rifle

[narrow cedar]

Maybe he did idk i was like 10 last I saw him.

[slim kraken]

Ah

[narrow cedar]

Now hes in Hawaii

At a park out there

[narrow cedar]

Much less bears significantly more lizards

[slim kraken]

I've been here. Forillon national park at the very eastern tip of Quebec. Its like a peninsula on a peninsula, and that also has a tiny peninsula

[narrow cedar]

HAH

[slim kraken]

I want to go back so bad

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/wake-up-34--k01KQY7RJ8TR5HRH7YS1YP6XX8T

WAKE UP DONUT

[slim kraken]

Cape Breton Highlands is also gorgeous as hell

[narrow cedar]

Can I come

[slim kraken]

If u like camping yeah

[alpine pike]

Holy Jurassic Park

[narrow cedar]

Not opposed.

[slim kraken]

Ikr?

[narrow cedar]

Ill try and sell bones on the idea

[alpine pike]

Camping is nice.. really it's nice. Until you find out that your camping skills sucks

But when camping skills are achieved, that's when it's nice

The smell of wood, the crackles in the fire..

[slim kraken]

Gonna share 1 more

Reluctant pick, because of how popular and crowded it can be. Bruce Peninsula national park.

[alpine pike]

And the rubber cream for the bug bites

[narrow cedar]

My back was made for hard mattress and what is the earth if not hard matress

[alpine pike]

I would never want to sleep outside

screw that, just camp, eat dinner, then use the car and sleep at home

[slim kraken]

100%

Learning to at the very least cut kindling out of the pieces of wood you buy in a bag and being able to start a fire.

Also if using a tent. Set that shit up ahead of the trip to practice rofl

We got a small rv we use and we've managed to get it into some back road areas for crownland camping

[narrow cedar]

Heres wolfs rock. miles from my house went there once just after covid started. Very nice.

[slim kraken]

The appalachians as a whole are something I would LOOOOOVE to see someday

Hopefully my guitar skills pick up before then and I can jam out with the bluegrass folks

[narrow cedar]

Alleghenies technically

[slim kraken]

Ah

[narrow cedar]

Lol im in pa. I dont think ive seen a single banjo picker lol

Seen my uncle play the saw though

[slim kraken]

I mean its not ALL banjo lol

[narrow cedar]

I mean you get what I mean

[slim kraken]

Yeah no washboards and jugs either smh

[narrow cedar]

Im sure it happens

[narrow cedar]

[alpine pike]

the feeling:
https://youtu.be/woO9FidFa6o

[narrow cedar]

Honestly confession time were rural but not that rural here.

[slim kraken]

Music video idea

Weird girl hamboning, but the camera is a fish eye lens and is held close to the ground

[narrow cedar]

West Virginia might be the way you want to head

[slim kraken]

I gotta find the cool pockets of mountain folk that wont kill me for being trans rofl

Or bring me to a snake church idk

[narrow cedar]

You want WV also funny feeling tells me them church's and well knowing you might not go to well.

[novel horizon]

Chat, how do you get blood out of hair?

[slim kraken]

Oh I speak blasphemy and brimstone on the daily

[narrow cedar]

Uuuuuuh soap and water id assume

[slim kraken]

They'd burn up in my presence

[novel horizon]

I got a nosebleed while i napped and it dried into my beard

I havent killed anyone

Yet

[slim kraken]

Blech!

[narrow cedar]

Yes exactly

I just had a raccoon try to join me on the porch..... sorry bud.

[slim kraken]

Wow rude of you

[narrow cedar]

Do you just walk up and expect to sit on a strangers porch?

[viral wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-cat-manul-good-morning-pallas-cute-gif-15288186748930546514

[narrow cedar]

Hell they probably already live in the shed

[slim kraken]

Yes until they are uncomfortable enough to say something.

Then I walk into the house

WHERES THE FRIDGE

[brazen ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-gecko-gif-21029304

[slim kraken]

You ever see the Maniac from Always Sunny?

Me but fem

[mental karma]

It took me too long to see it's not typo of Volkswagen

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/rowdy-roddy-piper-always-sunny-crazy-squirrel-gif-25118505

[narrow cedar]

RODDY RODDY PIPER

[slim kraken]

YEAAAAH

Found out about him through the show

[narrow cedar]

I knew before lol

[slim kraken]

Ah I was never into wrestling

https://tenor.com/view/always-sunny-the-maniac-loves-you-gif-27337574

[narrow cedar]

Love andre.

https://tenor.com/view/giant-eyes-gif-6073409

Just a massive French guy.

Im sure you know him donut

[slim kraken]

All of that post-Napoleon British slander formed into pure, karmic energy, and coalesced into Andre upon birth. His size was compensation for all those jokes.

[narrow cedar]

Naaaah he was a solid dude.

You've seen the princess bride right?

[slim kraken]

Nop

[narrow cedar]

Jfc you of all people

Now thats surprising

https://tenor.com/view/blunder-princess-bride-you-fool-gullible-gotcha-gif-6946411417248849814

[slim kraken]

Too busy
You dont get swag by watching movies all day. You do it by listening to the wiggles at 1.5x speed

[alpine pike]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/799314651116339220/1501509168543301642/20260506_112156.jpg?ex=69fc54e2&is=69fb0362&hm=6b8a15763d311bec1effff561ffc02260c1727ed9afb5d729eed0af951358440&

[primal harbor]

2.5x speed get on my level

[alpine pike]

Until you watch, the Matrix movie

[narrow cedar]

Well cute little story. He was in it and loved it because he wasnt treated as a spectical there.

[alpine pike]

3x, my guy

[narrow cedar]

And everyone was super nice.

[primal harbor]

Penis Music Enthusiast I see

[alpine pike]

gotta finish fast

[primal harbor]

[novel horizon]

2

[alpine pike]

is that a guess or a conclusion?

[novel horizon]

Conclusion

[slim kraken]

Thats good

[narrow cedar]

Also it has some amazingly good fencing as told to me by an old fencing instructor

[narrow cedar]

Yeah he had gigantism think he was always a bit self conscious

-# Thanks auto correct you failed once again

[narrow cedar]

Ok my wrestling tism is done chat can continue

[narrow cedar]

https://youtube.com/shorts/0IHi2aGdUAI?si=xeLoir6sl_zN9jKS

New Wednesday my dude

[gusty rune]

That's the True Power of the Wednesday Spirit!

[fierce imp]

hi guys

[narrow cedar]

Hello

[quaint temple]

Reminds me of parlor puzzle lol

[alpine pike]

bingo

[fierce imp]

Traffic in Antwerp is so bad rn 😭

[narrow cedar]

Did die honkenwagon go kaput in ze road?

[fierce imp]

no

It’s just Antwerpen

[narrow cedar]

Sorry couldn't resist lol

Also I get it.

Pittsburgh is a nightmare

Why i haven't been back in like a decade although I may have to in the near future hope I can find someone to give me a ride.

[fierce imp]

School trip to brussel

Staying there for 3 days

[narrow cedar]

Im trying to make a "land down under" reference but I got nothing lol

[fierce imp]

lol

I come from even lower land

the Netherlands

[narrow cedar]

...... think men at work got you beat.

[fierce imp]

mayhaps

[narrow cedar]

Oh also say hi to @dense nova on your way

[fierce imp]

hi @dense nova

[narrow cedar]

Lol

[fierce imp]

any good places to eat something in Brussel?

[narrow cedar]

Theyre in the Netherlands too

Lol

[fierce imp]

oh

lmao

[narrow cedar]

Just meant on your way

[idle forum]

Cuteness attack

[narrow cedar]

Aw

[fierce imp]

awww

[narrow cedar]

Old boi

[fierce imp]

Double combo

[fierce imp]

He’s only 6

[idle forum]

The judgement stare

[narrow cedar]

Oh definitely

[alpine pike]

looks chonky

[narrow cedar]

Perspective

Maybe a little chonky but she isnt fat.

[alpine pike]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpuPu2glfhA

@thorn ether if you ever get a Steam Controller:
https://gitlab.steamos.cloud/SteamHardware/SteamController

Its the CAD files

For 3D printing

[weak vessel]

I wanna say box 2 but it feels like I'm missing something...

can't shake the feeling of a logic fail

[alpine pike]

Why do you think there is a car in any of the boxes though?

[weak vessel]

"there is a car in exactly one of the boxes"

so if we put the car in box 2, the statement on box 2 is false
then pick box three as the true statement, and box one as the other false

adds up I think?

[kindred kayak]

JARATE

[alpine pike]

You have not gotten the true statements on every box, thus it's a lie, you cannot get the right box. That's an indication you are not meant to get the car

[weak vessel]

"a true statement is written on exactly one of the boxes"

having the extra box works the same as being able to ask one of the guards which one is lying in the classic two doors version (see labyrinth)

[alpine pike]

But you never get it, I used plural to prove the point

[weak vessel]

in terms of the topology of the puzzle at least

is good
am stealing

[alpine pike]

so the hypotheses is that because it's not getting it, you cannot proceed thinking you will get a car

https://youtu.be/ezF_JO8agR0

It's a riddle to throw you off

[primal harbor]

How do we really know what tasty wheat tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong.

[dense nova]

Thats why everything tastes like chicken

[narrow cedar]

Hi fytch!

[dense nova]

Haihai

[narrow cedar]

How goes!

[dense nova]

It goes okay, am eepy

So might go back to sleep

Wbu frendo?

[narrow cedar]

Kinda bored. Gotta call the prescription in today. Thinking about the logistics of going and suprising someone irl.
Might need to start looking for a new job soon too

[dense nova]

Lots of things huh

[narrow cedar]

Eh add brain goin zing.

The usual thought process

[brazen ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/girls-und-panzer-tank-tanks-drive-drive-tank-gif-649335263553127841

[brazen ivy]

it looks terrible what is that frame rate

[narrow cedar]

1910s penny arcade flip book movie machine

[brazen ivy]

hmmm

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/kaperoo-the-isle-evrima-kissenkitten-gif-12891880154347370873

[brazen ivy]

it would just make up a number then cut it wrong

[kindred kayak]

same energy

[narrow cedar]

Lol

[tired peak]

So, one of the evening twitch streamers I watch has started a sponsorship and colab with an LLM slop company

[narrow cedar]

Fuuuuuuun/s obviously

[fierce imp]

🔥

[tired peak]

Oh and apparently their "whole new stream layout" and alerts where made by that LLM

[brazen ivy]

it probably looks like ass

[tired peak]

Which they kept quiet for 5 months
And no ... it does not, that's why we thought he got a paid professional

[weak vessel]

i think it's solvable with the information given?

there are two rules:
"There is a car in exactly one of the boxes."
"A true statement is written on exactly one of the boxes."

putting the car in box one - statement one is true, statement two is true, statement three is false (and with exactly two true statements, we fail the second stipulation)

putting the car in box three - statement three is true, and statement two is true statement one is false (again, exactly two true statements...)

but putting the car in box two - statement one is false, statement two is false... statement three is true

with the car in box two, there is a car in exactly one of the boxes and a true statement is written on exactly one of the boxes

[viral wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-cheese-cat-cheese-on-cat-gif-9433470920660589956

[outer sparrow]

found a tur...i mean horror movie to watch

[alpine pike]

But because the indication of the statements, one can only get it as false ("There is a car in exactly one of the boxes" statement). So the indication from picking empty boxes can only be true as you are not getting a true statement

The whole pick and choose falls apart because of the non-genuine "true statement"

[tender mirage]

Doo doo, doodoo doodoo

[alpine pike]

dodo like poo, or like sing?

[tender mirage]

Yes!

[outer sparrow]

yes

https://klipy.com/gifs/yes-yescat-1--k01KQYDGN1QMYTTWRGQHCGXBCWK

[brave socket]

What is the difference between an Artificer and a Wizard?

Really just who's Fireball is more destructive at that point

[idle forum]

I made myself depressed 😞, I looked up witch actors have died and saw a few that i liked.

[brazen ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/omega-surdo-burro-gif-21014786

[brave socket]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-get-dangerous-duck-tales-gif-14764554

But yeah an Artificer is just a analog Wizard

[alpine pike]

One creates dozier, the other is just a childs dream

[brave socket]

Both make fireballs, one with magic the other, The power of science

https://tenor.com/view/breakingbad-science-yeah-science-gif-5954775

[brave socket]

I will not sleep till I make a necromancer that uses owlbear pellets as "pokeball"

Owlbear stays fed while the necromancer has unlimited material to raise from

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/i-can-talk-to-god-cuphead-shovel-knight-niko-oneshot-gif-11957632290485056071

[sleek garnet]

Hyper fixation, activate!

[alpine pike]

Talking to god is not a skill, it's a delusion

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-challenge-cat-fall-off-table-taking-a-tumble-cheese-on-head-gif-14154057

Let Niko talk to god

[brazen ivy]

too bad sora got sent to the shadow realm

[alpine pike]

Case in point

[brazen ivy]

[alpine pike]

You are so HEARTLESS

[idle forum]

Are you doing Kingdom hearts references?

[sleek garnet]

The great god (your name here) would be displeased that Niko won’t talk to them

[alpine pike]

No stripping, remember it's PG-13

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/indie-cross-moro-series-credits-animated-gif-15332814050855047714

[brazen ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/chibidoki-chibi-doki-vtuber-pink-gremlin-stick-bug-gif-3942564135085775641

[brazen ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-hearts-kingdom-hearts-2-kh2-kingdom-hearts-ii-mickey-mouse-gif-8738274350373775179

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-hearts-squidward-gif-nickelodeon-square-enix-black-and-white-red-eyes-gif-6325266274731082745

[brazen ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-hearts-kh-kingdom-hearts-1-kh2-kh3-gif-15650953824507173374

[weak vessel]

actors don't die the same way as us mere mortals
they'll live as long as people keep watching their movies

[alpine pike]

When will people learn, Kingdom Hearts is overrated

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/799314651116339220/1501536098101231626/older_brother_then_vs_now.mp4?ex=69fc6df6&is=69fb1c76&hm=4dead9af7089ee7985f77f1195e2560b8b5502d2f8bac8460fe6b644614102e4&

[brazen ivy]

who's your favorite sora

[alpine pike]

I unironically prefer the LLM

[brazen ivy]

well closest to that would be replica sora

[alpine pike]

Good, now it will crash and burn soon as the company will burn up

[bitter elm]

bad

[alpine pike]

continue to read

[bitter elm]

i am reading

[alpine pike]

I mean the next 2 rows

[bitter elm]

i did read those

[alpine pike]

Nice

[bitter elm]

i know i practiced a lot

[alpine pike]

My stance still stands

[hasty lagoon]

Dead chat

[alpine pike]

Use CPR

|| https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1453612347154370650/1501540711374262394/babaaaayyyy1.mp4?ex=69fc7242&is=69fb20c2&hm=19765b836fc959db6cfbf20335d415fd268af851e89a7c7dc0c850cfbc6e0a3f& ||

[frank grotto]

ok chat i have to ask

so i have this very specific audio file

from a youtube video

[bitter elm]

spire gaming

[frank grotto]

no matter how i play it, there is a specific section where they all sound the same

HOWEVER

if i use my crappy 2 dollar headphones

on this specific audio file on my phone

there is additional audio included

please tell me what how why

like i was having a barenstein barenstain bear moment bec i kept hearing this specific audio before

and now i couldnt

but now it returned

[alpine pike]

Whats the furthest you've gone ?

[bitter elm]

ascension 3 on the ironclad

i am not very good at this game

[alpine pike]

The failure you experience is just the lack of determination, play long enough and you will gain that feeling of superiority

[hasty lagoon]

I save glick by giving it cprrr let’s make corn and watch on my vcrrrr

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scuba-cat-cat-dance-cat-meme-gif-7310400222821099896

[hasty lagoon]

So there’s this thing

Called schizophrenia

[frank grotto]

nono i KNOW i heard it

bec if i was schizo

[hasty lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-explaining-stuff-like-a-boss-dwayne-johnson-stantwitter-stan-twitter-gif-13828966273091938082

[frank grotto]

i would be hearing it all the time

but im only hearing it in specific times

[hasty lagoon]

Time specific schizophrenia

But fr though weird indeed

[novel horizon]

Chat

I feel woozy

[alpine pike]

It's always time specific, as time is a perception you feel

[alpine pike]

It's cancer

[novel horizon]

If only

[alpine pike]

No I mean, the feeling is cancer

[narrow cedar]

Bahahaha Jimmy John's has a sub called the pepe and I find it immensely funny

[bitter elm]

no im actually bad at this game 😭

gaming

[flint rivet]

Flying a bit close to the wind there

[alpine pike]

Hey, at least you contributed to the wiki

[bitter elm]

accidentally killed my run

[ember zephyr]

This kills the crab run

[patent fable]

It isn't fancy, but this is where the nectar of the gods is made

[sleek garnet]

Denny’s

[hasty lagoon]

Emery

https://tenor.com/view/wojak-cheese-rat-cheesed-eating-cheese-gif-25259887

[crude sapphire]

jerenal cat

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/815838352544235554/1142465483849871420/voicemessage.gif

[bitter elm]

waoww

[hasty lagoon]

Wan :3

Say aaaa

https://tenor.com/view/mitchicus-mitchicus-x-vr-chat-ahh-say-ahh-gif-26686901

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/rambley-rambley-raccoon-indigo-park-subtitles-gif-10122199077871405739

[woeful axle]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-gif-11916099077674228393

https://vxtwitter.com/eternalclassic_/status/2051258032903106591?s=20

eternal classic (@eternalclassic_)

bro got tagged by a deathclaw

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 4, 2026, 11:10 AM

[narrow cedar]

Ok prescription has been called in anxiety is significantly less now.

[frozen dew]

accurate

[supple steppe]

https://gyazo.com/764a6f8471dcbba09cfddbb906b1e24f

[plucky lark]

thought i'd share this since it was brought up in tts.

[narrow cedar]

Be me: playing mtg with a fun deck I spent time building through playing

Opponent who spent 5 minutes on reddit: HYDRA AND LANDS GO BRRRRRRRRR DUUUUUUUUR

[supple steppe]

"This is a possible warning sign..."

[narrow cedar]

Ok now thats out my system

[fiery condor]

I’ve lost track of how many people I’ve flipped off trying to even make it to work at all this morning

[supple steppe]

Chat I managed to download more ram

see

[kindred kayak]

@crude sleet

[green kelp]

Flipomancy. The oldest of magics 🧙‍♀️

[supple steppe]

Blue button or red button

Red button you live
Blue button everyone lives if 50% of the world also presses the blue button but if below 50% you die

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/ocean-park-roy-chiken-chicken-rooster-gif-15719325597742543552

[viral wedge]

I press the black button. We all die.

[brazen ivy]

ah yes

[slim kraken]

Ah. Dating.

[brazen ivy]

just pay to appear taller online

4head

[woeful axle]

jesus

[viral wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-post-this-cat-6-gif-7163504628391107029

[weak vessel]

you wouldn't download leg extensions

[slim kraken]

Smh this generation forgot about platform shoes, wearing vertical stripes and gelled up hairdos that make u extra tall

Now its all app this override that

GET OUT THERE AND GEL UP

[slim kraken]

I got a fascination with certain types of folks online. I know to not engage with them ever 1 on 1, but watching them navigate social media just to purposely start arguments is mesmerising. Like I'm staring into a fish tank and absorbed in their lil fish world.

From what I gather, this one person gets personally blocked roughly about 10 times a day.

[dense nova]

I wish I was a little taller, i wish i was a baller, i wish i had a girl who looked good cuz i'd call her

[copper tree]

Embroider it in your head

[gaunt scaffold]

what happens with the other if u push red?

🤔

[copper tree]

RATTE

DO YOU HAVE A CHEESE GANGSTA TATTOO RATTE

RAAHHHH IT’S THE BIG CHEEZUS SAY YOUR PRAYERS

[dense nova]

cheemse?

[dense nova]

If less than 50% of people pressed the blue and you press red, then those people that press blue would esplode

[lilac hill]

@civic mango

[ember zephyr]

so micron are now shipping 245TB SSDs

[lilac hill]

I don't know Red is short, but Red has short person energy

[ember zephyr]

that's pretty wild

[dense nova]

But what does it cost

[ember zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-infinity-war-everything-avengers-gif-14066494

[lilac hill]

Probably like $12k

[dense nova]

imma buy one

[brazen ivy]

thats a lot of homework space

[ember zephyr]

$12-13k would probably be a bit too reasonable

[dense nova]

i think it would be more than that

[lilac hill]

Yeah, I'm not factoring in 2026 hyperinflation

[ember zephyr]

estimates based on prior models put it at probably around $80k and the 122TB model at about $40k

oh lord there's a dirty sanchez movie set to release next year

[weak vessel]

yeah but for that kind of money I can buy 2 petabytes of HDD space

[alpine pike]

Imagine poking the bear

[ember zephyr]

yeah but then you've got hdd speeds

even with ssd caching that's a significant difference in performance

[weak vessel]

and it's not like I'm going to need SSD i/o speeds across that much data
just leave the transfer running - is for archival and backups and that surely being that big?

[slim kraken]

Jfc that kind of money is good for a down payment and a chunk of a mortgage

That is pricy

[weak vessel]

who needs access to 245tb at SSD speeds?

[slim kraken]

You could get a fancy pants RV at that price

[weak vessel]

small SSD buffer, do some sort of prefetch'y "grab it before the user runs it" shenanigans in the background

[ember zephyr]

companies who fill datacenters

C/P/SaaS

[weak vessel]

spose I'm not exactly the target market

[slim kraken]

Yeah microns new buddies

[ember zephyr]

Nah we really aren't

[slim kraken]

They diiiiid make that explicitely known lol

[weak vessel]

I still think there's an architectural solution before "sod it let's just slap it all on one mahooosive ssd" maybe?

but these days it's all APIs and brute force

no finesse

[ember zephyr]

that's the case with a lot of software these days

why write efficient code and engineer clever solutions when you can just brute force it with hardware?

[weak vessel]

got it gotta use it right?

[slim kraken]

Big data. Big drives.

Big car. Big engine.

Big sound? Big speakers.

Bigger is better.

[weak vessel]

/j

[ember zephyr]

my new speaker is far from big and it makes a big sound

[slim kraken]

But what if it was bigger?

Biggerer sound

[ember zephyr]

it's Big Enough already

[slim kraken]

I cast gigantify

[ember zephyr]

[insert barely-permissable joke here]

[falls over forwards]

[ember zephyr]

Biggus was my nickname in uni

[weak vessel]

I am basically the only DJ you will ever meet that doesn't think louder is automatically better - I trim to the orange... if it's redlining I've gone wrong

but most DJs? red = better

the standard kit will throw out +10/+12 or so above 0db...
and this is why sound guys hate DJs

[slim kraken]

U dont make friends with low volume gabber

[ember zephyr]

yeah the low volume ain't the problem in this scenario

[narrow cedar]

Weeeelp imma getting sus ads from Google now.

[slim kraken]

ROFL

Play the gabber roulette

Is it just noise? Or questionably sourced noise from Japan? (Shakes)

Early gabber communities scared the f outta me

[idle forum]

You're late to the party,
Get it😁

[ember zephyr]

now I'm half-remembering an experimental japanese artist who fused traditional japanese folk music with chiptune and performed in traditional garb + mask + nintendo DS

[flint rivet]

I forgot this existed

[minor wraith]

every now and then i accidentally unplug my headphones from my amp. it's not a big amp, it's only 150w, but it scares the bejeezus out of me every single time it happens >.<

[weak vessel]

if I send it to the sound guy just peaking below zero, then he can adjust on main until it's as loud as he wants to run his rig

but because DJs will send it to the main desk at +10db above zero, every single sound guy will run the DJ feed through a limiter before it hits the main desk as standard

fair dos... a DJ will happily destroy a sound-system given the chance...

but when I tell them "I'm only going to be peaking at 0db" they don't believe me (because I am - as far as I can tell - the only DJ that gives a shit about proper trim levels) so I end up having to push well into the orange to keep the volume up

and that funks with the sound quality - would be much crisper if the gain is on the main desk, not the DJ mixer (if you see what I mean?)

[slim kraken]

Audio equivalent to "THAT" anime hoodie

[minor wraith]

i wish there was like an 'are you sure' button for when it goes from headphones to speaker at full volume :/

[slim kraken]

Gonna try to remember this

[weak vessel]

but I do understand why
DJs are usually a menace to a well set up soundsystem

[ember zephyr]

Found it!

[narrow cedar]

Well then I should clarify and say a different new kind of sus. ...... but like..... I really want to be informed so I can be there for someone I care about. :3

[ember zephyr]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k19I2Co6joU @weak vessel @slim kraken get an earful of something strange

[subtle lintel]

@dense nova noooo.... You must resist/j

[slim kraken]

Right off the bat sick vocal effect

[hasty lagoon]

24

thousand

dollars

[ember zephyr]

it goes places

[hasty lagoon]

and it doesnt even come with the piglet

for 24000 dollars you can throw in a piglet

[minor wraith]

worth
every
penny

[ember zephyr]

I love that badger continues to do capital-N Numbers on his vids

[minor wraith]

you can never be too safe with guinea pigs

[frozen dew]

gyadi you got any of the good stuff on you

[slim kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIah18jcJko

Good shit

[flint rivet]

Got to make sure the guineapig is protected at all costs

[ember zephyr]

I was listening to some Tribe yesterday testing the new speaker

[slim kraken]

Testing the low end with the low end theory huh

[ember zephyr]

Turns out, the new speaker Can Kick It

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/a-tribe-called-quest-i-left-my-wallet-in-el-segundo-music-music-video-hip-hop-gif-6032613333208502363