general_chat

[lilac hill]

If TF2 is dead, Marathon is literally dust in the wind

[tender mirage]

You could say it was...
Left 4 Dead

[fast isle]

🤣

[tender mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/horatio-csi-miami-yeah-meme-gif-16346536

[fast isle]

thats good

clever meme

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-gif-11007087996166801418

[narrow cedar]

The goober

[fast isle]

goober

[novel horizon]

Got a new one in march. Old one was from 2013

[fast isle]

tell your cat I said pspspspspsp

[brazen ivy]

hmm

[narrow cedar]

HAH

[mental karma]

You can leave highschool, but highschool don't leave you

[subtle lintel]

Is that Dubai

[fast isle]

can it run crysis?

[subtle lintel]

Or somewhere in the emirates/qutar

[mental karma]

Walkability is ass

[kindred kayak]

vro what is happenin on yo tv

[novel horizon]

Why... Are they shaped like... Phalluses

[brazen ivy]

its Egypt apparently

[patent grove]

Elder goober

[narrow cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/now-old-man-the-future-is-now-old-man-gif-9677657

[subtle lintel]

Ye

Usually you espect that kind of building arrangement in the petrostates

[plucky lark]

Classified not so much.

but this makes since as its more of a niche thing.

[fast isle]

yeah

[kindred kayak]

firstname

I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU

a question specifically

[narrow cedar]

Sus

[kindred kayak]

that will impact our friendship

[narrow cedar]

Doubt

[kindred kayak]

waffles or pancakes?

[mental karma]

Both

[narrow cedar]

Uuuuuh waffles.

[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/sozoraemon/status/2049847144178438641

そぞら@Raspberry Pi 電子工作 (@sozoraemon)

ラズパイと電子部品を配線してる人の座り方

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FixupX · Apr 30, 2026, 1:43 PM

[kindred kayak]

okiiii we besties :3

[narrow cedar]

I like chicken and waffles

[kindred kayak]

waffles for life

[narrow cedar]

With lots of gravy.

[patent grove]

I might have to save for Mortenax Blade

AAAAA

[lilac hill]

I want biscuits and gravy now. Unfortunately, the place I want it from is like an hour's drive away

[narrow cedar]

Best get driving

[mental karma]

Or chaczapuri

[lilac hill]

With these gas prices? Hell no

[mental karma]

No ... Czibirejek yeah czibirejek

[narrow cedar]

Its worth it.

[mental karma]

Took train?

[narrow cedar]

Lol

In America

Naw

[lilac hill]

I could take a bus...

[mental karma]

I'm sorry you can't get wasted city over and get back by public transport

[mental karma]

Per galon?

[subtle lintel]

Yes

[mental karma]

Cheap

9 PLN per liter it was for a moment

[subtle lintel]

You forget that in the us you have to drive everywhere from what I know

[lilac hill]

chaczapuri
I tried googling that and it lead to Khachapuri, which looks delicious.
czibirejek
That lead me to Chebureki, which kinda looks like a fried turd but also is probalby delicious

[mental karma]

I don't bomb your citys

[mental karma]

Yeah east europe stuff. But God it's so good

[subtle lintel]

No bombs needed the Americans build their own city hellscapes

[lilac hill]

My wife's ukrainian descent and my family is originally from poland and lithuania. So we have all the delicious eastern europe stuff covered.
Although most of my wife's recipes include sour cream for some reason, even the sugar cookies

[narrow cedar]

Now look up halupki and halushki

[mental karma]

Czech?

[narrow cedar]

Gasp those dirty buggers!?!/j
NO SLOVAK

[subtle lintel]

Sour cream makes baked good a bit more moist, helps with them rise and it also makes them slightly tender due to the acidity

[mental karma]

Damn I'm sorry

[narrow cedar]

Im kidding

Chill

[lilac hill]

Way ahead of you. I have recipes from both my side of the family and my wife's for those

[sacred gyro]

https://x.com/ChibiReviews/status/2049929054036353226 holy f*ck...

Chibi Reviews (@ChibiReviews)

IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS:

Artists are now getting arrested by UK Police.

Mimi was arrested by UK Police for possession of her artwork, her artwork alone.

According to bail conditions. She now is forced to only make SFW artwork or she will violate her bail.

X · Apr 30, 2026, 7:09 PM

[narrow cedar]

Niiiiiiiice

[subtle lintel]

That and the milk solids and sugars also do some stuff to the structure of baked goods

[edgy prairie]

What in the hell

Was she like

Putting the nsfw art in public spaces or something?

[mental karma]

Na na you can have beef in district scale. And I miss whole country. There is reason

[lilac hill]

The cabbage rolls we use my wife's recipe because the one I got from my own grandmother has way too much sherry in it

[sacred gyro]

Unknown for sure @edgy prairie I'm looking into it now.

[mental karma]

With meat and rice inside?

[karmic rampart]

If true, that gotta be one of the funniest things to happen in our modern era!
https://fixupx.com/GriftReport/status/2049858816192471410

G R I F T Y (@GriftReport)

Self-declared King of Switzerland Jonas Lauwiner, 31, is living his best medieval fantasy by claiming 148 scraps of "ownerless" land and building himself a 117,000 square metre empire,
︀︀
︀︀the IT specialist has been quietly snapping up abandoned plots and even stretches of road that homeowners casually drive on every day using a cheeky Swiss legal loophole,
︀︀
︀︀he then charges the poor sods maintenance fees or passage rights like some 21st-century toll baron who forgot it's not 1200 anymore,
︀︀
︀︀local politicians are absolutely fuming and rushing to slam the loophole shut, with one councillor branding the whole thing "scandalous" and an "excessive thirst for power",
︀︀
︀︀meanwhile King Jonas is posing in royal gear, running his "imperial bank" and calling it all "more than just a joke" while insisting he does it "digitally and without bloodshed",
︀︀
︀︀you really couldn't make this up in one of the world's most boringly bureaucratic countries…

FixupX · Apr 30, 2026, 2:30 PM

[narrow cedar]

https://youtu.be/JO4tQ6_ygdU?si=tqq2NrNGfk0gJnaO

[lilac hill]

Yeah.

[mental karma]

Gołąbki are best

[narrow cedar]

Uuuuh wut?

Dude i was kidding

[mental karma]

I see you are bunny of culture

[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/O2H2_OH4/status/2049491520114638922

오투🧸🎀/5일페 (@O2H2_OH4)

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FixupX · Apr 29, 2026, 2:10 PM

[mental karma]

I know I know

[narrow cedar]

SPOILERS

[karmic rampart]

?

[narrow cedar]

Idk.

Just been a goober

[lilac hill]

My family just likes food and is generally poor, so we just reverse engineer everything rather than eat out.
Like we have our own ranch recipe that is 1) Amazing; and 2) Is probably why we often die young

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/bnuuy-bunny-review-jumpscare-gif-7807883603617707981

[mental karma]

I'm legit curious

[prisma sky]

A goofy goober?

[narrow cedar]

Duck England.

[narrow cedar]

Always.

[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/izamamaa/status/2049908297151524925

iza (@izamamaa)

Ser Deadass of the Bronx.
︀︀
︀︀First of his Name.
︀︀
︀︀Word To His Mother.

Quoting WELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER  (@blacktwiterthrd)
︀
Ye olde fitted great helm

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FixupX · Apr 30, 2026, 5:46 PM

[prisma sky]

I don't even know the prior conversation, I just saw "Just been a goober" and boom, response

lol

[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/cqcqcqdx/status/2049676354463900065

RossRadio (@cqcqcqdx)

An industrial process known as corona treatment being applied to a large plastic pipe. It utilizes a high-voltage electrical discharge to create a purple plasma glow. This process increases the surface energy of the pipe, allowing coatings, inks, or adhesives to stick properly.

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FixupX · Apr 30, 2026, 2:24 AM

MAGIC PHYSICS

https://fixupx.com/pacpoi/status/2049540272607166707

Pacpoi (Commission closed: 3/3) (@pacpoi)

Balatro

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FixupX · Apr 29, 2026, 5:24 PM

[rocky rose]

yuko is so loud getting up

[sacred gyro]

@edgy prairie @narrow cedar So apparently as part of her bail pending charges, she's being forced to a new account where she has to use her RL information and such, cannot post NSFW material, transparency requirements and so forth.

[alpine pike]

A demon, a teen, an elf and a guy

[narrow cedar]

Literally 1984

Stupid ahh nanny state

[edgy prairie]

What in the actual hell

[karmic rampart]

and a full set of the forbidden one

[narrow cedar]

And im still miffed about the Pitt bulls

[lilac hill]

We call it "Mystery Sauce" to protect the guilty.

• 1 quart Mayo (best foods by choice, cheap generic brand otherwise. Haven't tried Kewpie)
• 1 quart Buttermilk
• 4 tbsp dry parsley
• 4 tbsp dry minced onion
• 4 tsp salt
• 4 tsp garlic powder
• Pinch of pepper.
  Mix together throughly in a bowl, let sit in the fridge over night.
  Two warnings:

1. Make sure the butter milk and mayo quantities are as close to exactly equal as possible. The further you are off, the worse the consistency.
2. Write down the expiration date for the buttermilk. It will go bad around that date but will generally smell and taste fine but you'll regret it after

[alpine pike]

Different cardset with the one in the table

[narrow cedar]

@trim stone

[narrow cedar]

Also @trim stone

[rocky rose]

wait what happened

[mental karma]

Sound great. Saved

[subtle lance]

i got no idea
i would like to know what the actual charge is

[slow tinsel]

bwa

[prisma sky]

Who's that?

[alpine pike]

Damn, UK is cracking down on NSFW

[subtle lance]

it's major spoiler

[dense nova]

Major spoiler

[slow tinsel]

Major Major major Major

[prisma sky]

Lol oh, a meme

[alpine pike]

Give us your opinion on this

[dense nova]

i got bean tortilla

but i put a little too much salt

[alpine pike]

Good or..?

[dense nova]

yeah, tasty

[narrow cedar]

Naw we were yapping in dms

[novel horizon]

I mean, if anything, her character is a loli. If they are gonna crack down on nsfw, it makes sense its this kind

[mental karma]

Maybe bit on fat side but you don't drunk it

[alpine pike]

Well if the law covers the legal stuff, then I guess one has to adapt to the situation, unless one does have the resources to fight back

[narrow cedar]

Slippery slope.

[novel horizon]

Very

[subtle lance]

that's reasonable actually
but we need to be very careful it doesn't extend beyond this one intersection of things

[lilac hill]

My family puts it on damn near everything when it's available (so we only make it for special occasions, such as get togethers or when we just really want it)

[alpine pike]

It's not really slippery slope

[subtle lance]

or they do rather

[alpine pike]

oh

[narrow cedar]

Only a matter of time before a bit of ankle and boom stoned to death.

[alpine pike]

you meant the type of NSFW

yes

slippery slope

[mental karma]

Is it crime if nobody is harmed?

[slow tinsel]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZ2xhcWVwaDl2cTRhY2RuYmhqenEyNDE5eDU4NTN4dmxsdW90ZGJ6MiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/GmNPJIY1thlJFRJKKN/giphy.gif

[narrow cedar]

Sorry I just dont like uuuuuh governments.

[edgy prairie]

I feel terrible

[alpine pike]

It's not about harm, it's about the law

[narrow cedar]

Dude hospital

[edgy prairie]

No

Not physical

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/australian-crashout-darkviper-darkviperau-gta5-gif-2292046127562942794

[narrow cedar]

YES

[mental karma]

I need to try it ... Maybe Saturday I get stuff

[edgy prairie]

Not physical terrible

[subtle lance]

you start to get into condoning harm in an unsafe way, which is a whole moral thing i do not have elaborated enough to defend in a rhetorical argument

[narrow cedar]

[lilac hill]

I recommend trying it in a burrito instead of sour cream

[edgy prairie]

Like "I want to stare at the ground for 4 hours and hug someone" terrible

[sacred gyro]

@edgy prairie

[mental karma]

But aren't it reason to have laws? To minjmalizs harm?

[patent grove]

What we talking about?

[dense nova]

Why would you wanna hug a terrible person? 😭

[alpine pike]

Its not even a moral question, it's a law question

[edgy prairie]

I fixed

😭

[patent grove]

Special sauces for food?

[lilac hill]

Home made ranch recipe.

[karmic rampart]

I know

[narrow cedar]

🫂

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/mochi-mochimons-cute-kawaii-kitty-gif-492947389134426846

[edgy prairie]

Im fine nothing has happened to me yet I feel so bad

[subtle lance]

laws and morals are tied to each-other
or you would hope they would be
but i see your point

[alpine pike]

If the legal system says it's okey, then the court will determine that, if not.. then the person is punished. That is the legal proceedure

[edgy prairie]

Something happened with a friend and I feel so bad

I wish I could do something

[novel horizon]

Though, and this is a question i've had for a while. There are people who, intentionally or not, look and or sound younger than they are. Example being Lily Pichu's voice.

I always wondered how the world views people who are like that in this context and adjacent ones.

[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/RickD_GK/status/2049884686319583536

Rick D (@RickD_GK)

When I go to certain type of stores, I will do Cash only. We all know the type of stores I'm talking about.
︀︀And this is why... Not only are they getting your business, they're stealing your card info by putting skimmers on the card machines.
︀︀
︀︀I personally don't think its just the cashiers, or friends of theirs that they let do it.
︀︀
︀︀Thoughts?

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FixupX · Apr 30, 2026, 4:12 PM

[mental karma]

Good note. I don't think I ever ate ranch

Maybe pizza sauce

[slim kraken]

aaah. this game is gorgeous.

[subtle lance]

is this the one you were talking about a few days ago?

[edgy prairie]

Same friend new thing happened

[simple vortex]

Im sorry

[lilac hill]

It's good on a lot of things. On baked Potato, dipping pizza in it, eaten with chips, whatever.

[mental karma]

My logic went step above. What is reason to have law in first place

[subtle lance]

they okay?

or will they be?

[edgy prairie]

Thats what they told me

Im trusting them that they are

But I cant truely know

[alpine pike]

So the society of the amount of people can follow it

[mental karma]

Got feeling. Yeah it might be cool stuff

[mental karma]

To monjmslize harm

[edgy prairie]

They are gonna probably need to miss maybe a week of classes, with 2 of their MOST anticipated for events happening during thag time

[narrow cedar]

What happened?

[edgy prairie]

Heavy stuff

[subtle lance]

okay good
in that case
if all you can do is support them with your presence, then that is enough

[edgy prairie]

Dont want to talk about it in gen

[novel horizon]

America made one good sauce and made it their whole personality

[alpine pike]

that doesn't seem like a word

[novel horizon]

Meanwhile france

[mental karma]

Minimalizować

[edgy prairie]

They havent slept at all since last yesterday since they had to go to the ER for around 5 hours

Parents flew in from out of state

[subtle lance]

we made 2
buffalo

[mental karma]

I'm not gonna fight android

[lilac hill]

Ironically: I actually don't like ranch normally. Tastes weird. Mystery Sauce is amazing though even though it's basically just ranch

[edgy prairie]

I feel so bad i want to just hug them

[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/shonkpa55133/status/2049700488925372595

Epick📲🇺🇸 (@shonkpa55133)

My cousin bought this last week and hes already managed to ge tthe neighbors to call the police on him 😂

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FixupX · Apr 30, 2026, 4:00 AM

[novel horizon]

Thats just hotsauce and butter. A child can make buffalo sauce with a blindfold. Its creation was not an accomplishment

[novel horizon]

I want one

[alpine pike]

Now that's a dragon kite

[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/astratuatha/status/2049700268171055353

astrotuatha (@astratuatha)

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FixupX · Apr 30, 2026, 4:00 AM

[simple vortex]

Jealous neighbor that is.

[mental karma]

Calling police on neighbors?

[novel horizon]

Yknow, i never really learned how to do the childhood classics. Kites, bikes, jumprope, hula hoop

[tawny galleon]

america made chick fil a sauce

[novel horizon]

I did own a skateboard, crashed into a bush once and never rode again

No, chick fil a sauce is chick fil a's. It has not broken out of the brand's confines like ranch, ketchup, or sriracha have

Once it has competitors, thats when we can say it's america's creation

[mental karma]

Only bike, jump rope

[slim kraken]

the skateboard to shopping cart to emergency room pipeline of the teenage experience

at least during Jackass

[tawny galleon]

great value has a knock off, but regardless it was still made in the us

[mental karma]

Yeah I need to pump my bike and check breakers. But its 1.5h one way to work :/

[scarlet raptor]

putting down mulch is so satisfying

[mental karma]

Walking+ train only 1h

[slim kraken]

looks nice!

[scarlet raptor]

Tyyyy so glad I went with red

[edgy prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/jax-jax-tadc-tadc-jax-the-amazing-digital-circus-tadc-gif-239600779062518009

[slim kraken]

yeah was gonna say the color pops

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3161270/Tlatoani_Aztec_Cities/

Steam

Tlatoani: Aztec Cities

Shape the history of the Aztec Civilization, one legendary city at a time. From a single metropolis, to multiple city-states and finally an empire. Conquer the wilderness of Mesoamerica, build a nation and rise as its destined emperor - Tlatoani.…

Price

$19.99

Recommendations

153

hhhhhhhhh

tempted

[novel horizon]

Kids these days with their subway surfers, back in my day we skated for real and only the pavement could stop us

[narrow cedar]

https://youtube.com/shorts/PW2V-5-yOVs?si=7gRMbkSkxDd2d76h

Dang

[slim kraken]

yeah my old roommate/friend had a bunch of boards but only ever used her longboard

would just go cruisin

like gotta go get the mail? longboard time

[novel horizon]

Yknow those freeskate things you see on the... Ugh... Shorts. Are those like... Actually a thing?

[left swift]

behold

✨

[slim kraken]

oh damn thats pretty

[left swift]

reno has its moments

[slim kraken]

I think its funny that some of my favorite genres of games, I am just absolute garbage at

even after hundreds of hours in them

like am I good at Civilization and Age of Wonders? NO. do I enjoy it anyway? YES

[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/Axaxia88/status/2049866376156754406

Beauty of music and nature 🌺🌺 (@Axaxia88)

The fact that the bears “torture-tested” the new raft is crazy 🐻😂

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FixupX · Apr 30, 2026, 3:00 PM

[mental karma]

Point is to have fun

[slim kraken]

ye

[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/depressionlesss/status/2049952518671884388

Antidepressant Content (@depressionlesss)

Just a cat living in 2077

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FixupX · Apr 30, 2026, 8:42 PM

[slim kraken]

having fun with HoMM Olden Era but lol I got my ass handed to me, cause I'm still learning mechanics

but also lapse in judgement of "hey this is turn based maybe DONT RUSH INTO EVERY ACTION WITHOUT READING THINGS"

oh this fight is on normal difficulty should be fine
(my army is spread thin with low unit counts per stack)
WHY AM I DYING

[rocky rose]

whoa

[slim kraken]

anyway enough gaming for now, I gotta try and get some guitar practice in before I get too tired

that and a bit of drum practice but thats more keeping a steady beat without breaking it

[kindred kayak]

\

[slim kraken]

not too complicated pattern wise

[edgy prairie]

Me when got more ram

[knotty walrus]

not to get political but pluto was never a planet

[rocky rose]

doto

[primal harbor]

I figured out the backrooms

Its a reverse tulpa

[rocky rose]

i like to stand like rei half the time i’m outside

[rocky rose]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-umamusume-japanese-horse-game-horse-jockey-gif-11453522286226865369

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/tm-opera-o-lebron-james-sunshine-uma-musume-gif-12517189236470321464

[rocky rose]

noooo

doto don’t

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-oguri-cup-cup-happy-счастья-gif-541549796622235496

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-invincible-conquest-invincible-invincible-meme-invincible-memes-gif-14879654909219437446

[novel horizon]

I hate how called out I am by this

[left swift]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-musume-pretty-derby-rice-shower-gif-3101020431960946058

rawr

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/mambo-gif-4427863147736265234

[uncut ermine]

My dad just gifted me fossilized shit

[edgy prairie]

Epic

[uncut ermine]

65-145 million year old shit

[left swift]

https://tenor.com/view/vivlos-cheval-grand-uma-musume-21-cafers-gif-7286413168215865984

[edgy prairie]

Nice

[left swift]

whos ready for summer https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HAz-UNwTczg?feature=share

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-oguri-uma-musume-angry-cute-gif-4497415391568181166

[fast isle]

chat. yall stinky

[fast isle]

Lmao

[kindred iris]

but chat just had cleaning service 3 ago

[fast isle]

too bad

[kindred iris]

my joke was missed

I will now roll away

:l
.-.
l:
._.

[edgy prairie]

I like doing art when im sad

I dont even have the motivation to do thag

Got my computer and everything out

Opened software

Decided no and put it away

[kindred iris]

F

[edgy prairie]

Ive been sitting for 3 hours doing

I dont know what ive been doing

Staring at floor? Phone? Listening music i guess

[kindred iris]

ahh yes, vibing

[edgy prairie]

Vibing I do when I dont feel so terrible I want to go outside and lay out in the rain

Im not sure what this is called

4 hours of my life gonna be wasted sitting down watching as people walk by

[kindred iris]

vibing (subtype dissacociative)

[subtle lance]

plot twist: this is all over the course of the same 3 hour period

[kindred iris]

plot twist the camera was never turned off. this is just uninterrupted summer exp

[subtle lance]

THE [expletive] WASPS AUHGHGHHGHHGHHHGHHHHHHH

[kindred iris]

have you considered fake wasp nest? supposedly very effect at not the wasps your surround

I sleep now

[subtle lance]

the quest to go get some ice cream for $5

[solemn onyx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1374355495497765045/c51y547wwiwe1.gif

[rocky rose]

i HATE summer

i’m forced to wear as little as possible

[kindred iris]

I recommend wearing wet towel

[rocky rose]

i’m on an island

[novel horizon]

Can we just turn off tje sun?

[rocky rose]

more humid means it gets worse

[novel horizon]

Ice cream my savior

[kindred iris]

didn't know you had envoirenmental debuff "no perisperative cooling" on

[rocky rose]

i don’t like sweating

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-cream-anime-loli-dragon-gif-9920842

[worthy urchin]

hey chat

guess what

I can smell yall all the way from over here

[kindred iris]

7?

[novel horizon]

Chat

[gaunt scaffold]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hi-lilo-and-stitch-1--k01KQGC5EPTBKTGBZ0SMRHRRTG7

[novel horizon]

I learned something neat

[slim kraken]

I hate summer heat so much but its not so bad up here.

In southern Ontario tho? UUUGGGHGG HUUMID AND HOOOOOOT

Its torture

[worthy urchin]

Silly Donut thinking Canada has the season of Summer

[rocky rose]

the one time i’ll take cold baths

[worthy urchin]

its Super Cold Winter, Less cold winter, even less cold winter, cold winter

[slim kraken]

Same tbh but with cold showers

The humidity coming off the great lakes is intense in the summer

Up here its not so bad but we can still cook if the jetstream wills it

[worthy urchin]

Doesnt Canada translate to "Country of Cold and Barren Wastelands" in french or something like that?

[gaunt scaffold]

Chat Funfact!...

[kindred kayak]

RELATABLE

eugh it’s too hot at summer

[primal harbor]

Kane Pixels getting a movie deal from A24 before graduating Highschool has to be one of the achievements of all time

[kindred kayak]

too humid

and THE BUGS

[novel horizon]

So, back in the day there was this new thing called the theatre. And ofc they wanted sound effects to amplify the entertainment. And there was this one guy that made a lot, he installed them in the theatres that paid him.

So this guy went to see a show at a different theatre and there was a stormy scene. And he got so mad... Because they stole his thunder.

And thats where we get that saying from

[kindred kayak]

AIAHSVSJSIDBSBHVA

THE BUGS

[mellow belfry]

Canada? You mean Greater Minnesota?

[kindred kayak]

@slim kraken

[topaz flame]

Pppppbbbbbb

[gaunt scaffold]

Canada in germany, could be phonetic interpreted as "noone there" or "keiner da"

[slim kraken]

Well when its not humid here I do worry. No moisture in the environment other than the bodies of water? More days without rain?

Forest fire time!

[rocky rose]

the cicadas

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[kindred kayak]

OH GOD

OH DONT REMIND ME

shit some of those got in my house once

it’s was horrible

[topaz flame]

Mmm cicadas

[narrow cedar]

Naaah they just big dumb bugs.

[kindred kayak]

I had to bug spray every square centimeter

[topaz flame]

Gonna fry up the tree bugs

Eat em

[kindred kayak]

EUGH BUT THEY LOUDDDD

[narrow cedar]

Feels weird without them in summer

[topaz flame]

Yee

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/higurashi-rena-ryuugu-rena-ryuuguu-rena-ryugu-when-they-cry-gif-20186523

CICADAS?

[kindred kayak]

good riddance

[slim kraken]

....WHEN THEY CRY?

[topaz flame]

The trees screaming is a sign of summer

[narrow cedar]

Good riddance to you yes

[fast isle]

chatttttttttttt

I got a food handlers card

[outer kiln]

A twitter post has once again called me out

[kindred kayak]

what’d I do 😭

also yum

[narrow cedar]

Eating soap?

[novel horizon]

Well SOOOORRRYYY TWITTER. MY BAD THAT I HAVE FUN WITH MY LIFE

[kindred kayak]

ice cweam sandvich

thicc one

[slim kraken]

Summer heat is awful

But ngl... Most people here would trade it for our alternative hell: extended bug season

[narrow cedar]

WHO TOOK MY SANDVICH

[kindred kayak]

thiccer than Heavy TF2

[kindred kayak]

same braincell

[narrow cedar]

You ever have an m&m cookie one?

[kindred kayak]

THERE’S AN M&M ONE?!

https://tenor.com/view/ascending-energy-galaxy-gif-17739196

[narrow cedar]

Yes

[kindred kayak]

WHRE CAN I GET THEM

I NEED TO KNOW

AAAAAAAA

[topaz flame]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-floating-swimming-floating-in-pool-emotionless-gif-14334739

[kindred kayak]

me when

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/ascension-sponge-bob-gif-15077046

[plucky lark]

i saw the Cicada video last night lol

[slim kraken]

M and M seperately used to be alright. But by god, when they merged and became M&M they caught lightning in a bottle

[slim kraken]

Innovation at its purest

[plucky lark]

Also. Crazy stuff has been going on in the minecraft pvp community. its quite the rabbit hole https://youtu.be/RDynbHfcWwc

[primal harbor]

Ok

OK WOAH

WOAH CHAT

[plucky lark]

karl jobst

[primal harbor]

CHAT

OMG

WHAT IF

[outer kiln]

Milton was like “HOW WILL I MAKE THESE CHOCOLATE SHELLS WORK?!”

[primal harbor]

WHAT IF THE IVAN BECK IN THE KANE PIXELS BACKROOMS UNIVERSE

[wise wedge]

Who?

[slim kraken]

Those are words I do not understand

[primal harbor]

Ivan beck

[slim kraken]

Please try a different prompt

[narrow cedar]

You excited?

[primal harbor]

Have you not seen all the backrooms videos?

[kindred kayak]

YES

HOW DID

[wise wedge]

Again you are speaking of someone that i dont know anything about

[kindred kayak]

HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THESE SOONER

[primal harbor]

He’s the first one that made contact with the complex (backrooms)

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/el-wiwi-cat-hug-jiggly-cat-wiggly-cat-wobbly-cat-gif-1979685800361727845

[narrow cedar]

Idk. Theyre like in major grocery stores.

[outer kiln]

Classic

[slim kraken]

I do not know of this lore or what the lore even is of

I watch AMVs

[primal harbor]

i have a theory that ivan beck is the same ivan from a movie (from of stalker fame: Andrei Tarkovsky) called Ivan’s Childhood

Ivan would be 10 years old during the time of the movie

1945

[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/MarieIsabellaB/status/2049604638249251010

Marie Isabella (@MarieIsabellaB)

I mean, that is an immaculate lawn

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FixupX · Apr 29, 2026, 9:40 PM

[outer kiln]

animal I have become Naruto AMV playing in the background

[primal harbor]

But that also means the ivan that was in kane pixels lore being born in the 1930’s also helps this

it would be neat if there was a andrei tarkovsky easter egg

In his backrooms movie

[outer kiln]

Kane “horror prodigy” Pixels always cooks

[primal harbor]

Andrei is such a great film maker

Andrei’s movies

Im gonna watch mirror and nostalgia soon

They are supposedly trippy af

[outer kiln]

I can’t believe that people are actually making shit up about Pragmata to be mad about it, like where was this outrage with Genshin Impact and the fans making certain art?

[slim kraken]

Uh. It existed?

We should uh

Not bring this up

[slow tinsel]

just got Lionel Messi in Fifa and skipped the walkout, screw my skibidi trans life

[primal harbor]

skibidi

rizz

[slow tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/hawk-tuah-brainrot-skibidi-rizz-fanum-tax-gif-9576990642278731137

[primal harbor]

embed fail

[slow tinsel]

its an embed fail on ur end

[primal harbor]

AAAAAAA

LET ME OUT

oh

:3

[slow tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-cipher-gravity-falls-bill-cipher-brainrot-gif-17386214988787091403

[slow tinsel]

yea thats me

[edgy prairie]

WE TALKING ABOUT KANE!?

WHERE!?

[slow tinsel]

Can't wait for the backrooms movie honestly

[edgy prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/backrooms-kane-pixels-kane's-facility-anniversary-doritos-gif-731923720298402431

[edgy prairie]

iykyk

[edgy prairie]

Yeees

Im so hyped for it

[topaz flame]

[slow tinsel]

sadly won't be in german cinemas at release

[edgy prairie]

Kane pixels is an absolute artists I love all his series

[topaz flame]

Chat

[slow tinsel]

atleast not near me

[topaz flame]

You smell

[patent grove]

Nuh uh

[topaz flame]

Go shower

[slow tinsel]

make me

[patent grove]

I showered a hour ago

[topaz flame]

https://tenor.com/view/noaqi77-ew-you're-stinky-gif-4791561659793147411

[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/bBittu46/status/2049490796441977063

Bittu (@bBittu46)

Size never matters when you’re with your bestie 😂

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FixupX · Apr 29, 2026, 2:07 PM

this is very funny

[topaz flame]

[slow tinsel]

the backrooms movie will be in german cinemas at 18th of june

why do i have to wait so long to see peak

[primal harbor]

Its tomrorow

:3

Jk

[tall ginkgo]

localization.

[primal harbor]

what if tho

insane

[tall ginkgo]

any chance a cinema will show it in english earlier?

[slow tinsel]

but still

[slow tinsel]

nope

[slow tinsel]

18th of june

some sources say 4th of june, whar

[patent grove]

Kino der toten?

[slow tinsel]

yes that map was in fact german

[patent grove]

CoD Zombies noises

[primal harbor]

For you chat

[rocky rose]

rei

[patent grove]

Der Reisse was a cool zombies map

[rocky rose]

https://tenor.com/view/evangelion-rei-pet-rei-ayanami-gif-25661845

[tall ginkgo]

google says 4th

no idea if i can trust that

[kindred kayak]

ayo thanks vro

[patent grove]

I have a punk punch sitting on my nightstand

I bought it a few days ago

[slow tinsel]

https://youtu.be/9P3Y8U020Ks?si=ITqVLEKc5NrGcvfQ

German Trailer doesn't even give a date 😭

i hate everything

[patent grove]

But I’ve been trying to avoid purchasing a energy drink then immediately chugging it

[slow tinsel]

anyway i shall go unstinky

or nah i'll finish the video i'm watching first

[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/yuu_dai_1998/status/2049889018293477562

Yuudai1998 (@yuu_dai_1998)

"Hugh Look! I just got a walking speaker!"
︀︀
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tesas (@mondaystufx)

BRO this is actually INSANE… looks so fun

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FixupX · Apr 30, 2026, 7:26 AM

[rocky rose]

sounds fun

[spice geyser]

Nerds.

[slow tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXt2p5l_tbg

AYO?

[spice geyser]

So who's the evil resident?

[slow tinsel]

we'll find out september 18th

[tall ginkgo]

IMDB also doesnt actually list a release date for germanyy

so i dont at all trust google there

[slow tinsel]

Cinestar lists 4th of june, constantin film, the main company for localizing lists 18th, cinemas near me don't list it at all yet

[rocky rose]

these new movies sound not good

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/here-wego-again-again-ohboy-sigh-captain-america-gif-15496881

[tall ginkgo]

cinema in nuremberg lists june 18th

[slow tinsel]

nuremberg is on the other side of germany for me 😭 but yea, as said, main localization company lists 18th so i'm going with that

[tall ginkgo]

so i think 4th is just wrong

[slow tinsel]

yea

maybe privileged rights? could always be a cinema buys licensing to be able to show it a bit prior

[plucky lark]

Chat. Are you ready to think?

Is Dirt a living creature?

[slow tinsel]

or they show the english one prior on 4th of junge

[slow tinsel]

it isn't, it doesn't have nerves or brain structure, thus lacking any sign of thinking and intelligence

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-jarjar-intelligent-insult-gif-10608176

[plucky lark]

if Dirt isn't living then explain how dirt allows plants to live.

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/fus-ro-nya-fus-ro-dah-skyrim-tsumiki-miniwa-acchi-kocchi-gif-20615051

[dense palm]

Wut

[plucky lark]

[slow tinsel]

i know you don't answer questions with questions, but how does one correlate with another?

[plucky lark]

[bitter elm]

dirt has things that plants need to live

which are not necessarily living

[plucky lark]

but wouldn't that mean dirt is technically living?

[slow tinsel]

..no

[bitter elm]

yeah no

[tall ginkgo]

Does dirt have a metabolism?

[bitter elm]

its like saying because i need water to live then water is living

[tall ginkgo]

does dirt produce CO2?

[plucky lark]

But think about it. if Dirt didn't exist. plants couldn't exist because dirt is needed. So dirt is living.

[kindred kayak]

wait water is living??

[bitter elm]

you just said the same thing

[dense palm]

this is some mad Gavin Free energy right here

[tall ginkgo]

you have a gigantic non-sequitur in your argument

[slow tinsel]

how high are you

[plucky lark]

[plucky lark]

i don't smoke or drink

legit

i don't

[dense palm]

next he'll ask if rocks float on lava

[slow tinsel]

this is literally you right now

[tall ginkgo]

id assume some do?

[plucky lark]

Should i bring the dirt question to that sub

it'd probably go well

[slow tinsel]

do it

[woeful axle]

Spiders I don't like, and yet if there are little crabs that's cool

[dense palm]

how do you top your sub?

[tall ginkgo]

those two extra limbs, man ...

[dusk meteor]

Rocks floating on lava depends on the rocks AND the lava

[outer sparrow]

Why does this have to be the first thing, I see when I open discord?

[slow tinsel]

i normally just [REDACTED] and [REMOVED] So their [ACCESS DENIED] gets all [ONLY ACCESSABLE BY ADMIN]. That makes probably the best sandwich of them all.

[dusk meteor]

If it's like a rock really rich in tungsten it's not gonna melt if the lava is a low melting point material

[tall ginkgo]

it was a rhetorical question ...

[knotty walrus]

yes

[tawny galleon]

dirt/soil is a substrate

[dense palm]

oh, i go for oil, vinegar, salt, and pepper...

[tall ginkgo]

can you explain?

[slow tinsel]

but to actually answer your question, its pretty easy. ||The game. We both know you knew this was going to happen.||

[knotty walrus]

it's full of microorganisms and fungi that break down complex organic matter such as plant detritus and lignin as well as chitin, bone, and flesh

[plucky lark]

i just love that i got genchat to talk about Dirt for a certain amount of time. probably not that hard to do, but i'm currently laughing my ass off over here

[tall ginkgo]

okay, so its those organisms that are alive, and not the dirt itself, right?

[dense palm]

you know the rules, and so do i...

[slow tinsel]

if dirt is alive, could you be considered dirt?

[slow tinsel]

a full commitment's what i'm thinking of

[plucky lark]

Its where we'll all end up.

[dusk meteor]

Behold the 90 percent transformed car man

[knotty walrus]

deaod : you know that there are more nonhuman cells that comprise your body than human cells right? it's a distinction that really makes no sense

[slow tinsel]

not necessarily if there's a coffin inbetween

[outer sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-who-dr-who-abzorbaloff-peter-kay-love-and-monsters-gif-20409258

[dusk meteor]

Coffins typically protect a body for like

[outer sparrow]

The mud lives

[dusk meteor]

A week?

[minor wraith]

o.o i solved a daily puzzle on chess.com without screwing up 100x o.o

i think i might actually be learning how to play chess a little bit :D

[dusk meteor]

They do not preserve a body for very long

[slow tinsel]

metal coffins preserve them for longer

[plucky lark]

Eventually your body gets eaten, and all that's left is a skeleton

[dusk meteor]

I mean

[plucky lark]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-skeleton-puppet-gif-6114807

[dusk meteor]

Most coffins are not metal

[slim kraken]

you need a peat coffin

become a bog mummy

[indigo nest]

-# also depends on the chemicals used during the funeral stuff

[slow tinsel]

that doesnt really matter in this theoretical question

[dusk meteor]

Yes it does

Someone said we all return to dirt

[slow tinsel]

you can't answer a "do metal coffins preserve your body from being dirt" with "most coffins aren't metal"

[dusk meteor]

You said unless they're Ina. Coffin

[slow tinsel]

those are two completely different points

[dusk meteor]

And I said coffins only protect a body for a week

[plucky lark]

We went from dirt to funerals. what's the next step

[slow tinsel]

and then further explained metal coffins

[dusk meteor]

And you said unless it's a metal coffin

And then I said there isn't really metal coffins

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/sgt-frog-keroro-gunsou-keroro-koyuki-koyuki-azumaya-gif-1131977969346139009

[outer sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/shai-hulud-sandworm-dune-worm-dune-dune-2-sardaukar-gif-5826933029886743139

[dusk meteor]

I'm confused on how that isn't appropriate

[dense palm]

i miss Sgt Frog

[tall ginkgo]

im still going to argue that inorganic matter like dirt is not alive in and of itself.

[slim kraken]

(animist has entered the chat)

[dusk meteor]

But yes if you fully sterilized a body then sealed it in a metal coffin it would probably mummify

[slow tinsel]

but your "most coffins aren't metal" doesn't change anything on the hypothesis of preserving the body of becoming part of the dirt if there's a thick metal sheet between it, all you're saying is "people who aren't in a metal coffin will become part of the dirt"

[dusk meteor]

Instead of rot

[slow tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-attorney-phoenix-wright-phoenix-wright-read-reading-gif-3885369798469954526

https://tenor.com/view/ace-attorney-phoenix-wright-miles-edgeworth-badge-phoenix-be-like-gif-22140090

[dense palm]

spring load your coffin like a glitter bomb, then whoever tries to rob you gets a nasty surprise

[indigo nest]

oh god ive opened up a whole can of worms for my self by searching for "is dirt alive". consensus seems to be dirt is not alive, while soil is alive

[slow tinsel]

but we weren't talking soil, we were talking dirt

but thats actually interesting

what makes soil alive but not dirt

[tall ginkgo]

soil probably includes all the stuff thats living in it

[slow tinsel]

fair

[dense palm]

well, worms do live in dirt so.....

[slow tinsel]

but wouldnt that technically still not make soil alive

but the things inside of it

[tawny galleon]

the live stuff lives on the soil

[indigo nest]

this basically

[slow tinsel]

but that would only mean that there are things alive in a technically dead thing, therefore not making the soil technically alive

[dense palm]

well, the hills are alive....

[slow tinsel]

and quite silent..

[tawny galleon]

i live in my house but the house isnt alive

[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/happybemmy/status/2049754314475024644

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FixupX · Apr 30, 2026, 7:34 AM

[slow tinsel]

exactly

[indigo nest]

from what I can find, agriculturally (and for planting in general) soil can sustain plantlife due to other organic processes, while dirt cannot

[slow tinsel]

summer would be so peak if all the mosquitos would just decide to stay where they are

[tall ginkgo]

mars has a lot of dirt.

[primal harbor]

I hate how you cant search through your liked videos

[tall ginkgo]

not so much soil

[indigo nest]

but dirt is a component of soil.
Dirt can also turn into soil and vice versa

[kindred kayak]

summer would be so peak if it didn’t exist

[primal harbor]

I have this video a buddy of mine made and its unlisted and i had access to it

But i cant search for it

[slow tinsel]

i think to really explain what is alive and what isn't, we first need to define what classifies as "living" through different methods

god you guys have opened up a rabbit hole for me.

[primal harbor]

My only hope is to go through my 5000 liked video list

[slow tinsel]

guess i'll have to figure out criterias that make something "alive"

[primal harbor]

trees are alive

[slow tinsel]

thats one way to spend my night i guess

[primal harbor]

Rocks are not

[slow tinsel]

technically, yes

[woeful axle]

isnt most of mars covered in rust dust?

[indigo nest]

not technically, they are

[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/depressionlesss/status/2049858309927096596

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FixupX · Apr 30, 2026, 2:28 PM

[tall ginkgo]

so ... dirt?

[slow tinsel]

i mean yea

[edgy prairie]

Yes

[slow tinsel]

i just say technically all the time

[edgy prairie]

Thats why its red

[slow tinsel]

i know they are

but my head always puts a "technically" infront of everything

[woeful axle]

not even a little bit dirt, no

[edgy prairie]

Speaking of mars

Reading martian

Half way done

https://tenor.com/view/matt-damon-woohoo-martian-yes-reaction-gif-9227124

[primal harbor]

its great right

[tawny galleon]

does joe dirt count?

[edgy prairie]

I love it

[indigo nest]

i forgor i logged out of my terraria world while a blood moon was happening

[plucky lark]

this dumb conversation started all because i said "is Dirt living"

Amazing. Genchat is a social experiment.

[tall ginkgo]

i have an endless supply of bullshit i can write

you gave me a good excuse

[indigo nest]

and your question was answered too

it didnt just turn into nothing

[plucky lark]

yes, but it started a crazy chain.

[supple steppe]

The catholic church as S tier anime item relics like the spear of destiny or crown of thorns

Remind me not to fight a crusader

[indigo nest]

ah damn i think my cheese of streaming terraria to nobody so it works when i tab out no longer works

[dense palm]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-gif-21664094

[edgy prairie]

I saw that video yesterday

[primal harbor]

Welp chat

Its official

The oldest added video on my watch later on yt can be drafted for war

This was…

2008

Wow

Heck

Also nico nico douga peak

[indigo nest]

how many videos on your watch later have been banished?

[narrow cedar]

And you never watched it

[primal harbor]

not sure

right now there is 1,500 in there

[narrow cedar]

ALSO EW LIGHT MODE

[primal harbor]

time to get watchin

got a lot to catch up to

[narrow cedar]

Wow I feel old

https://youtu.be/YA9ozz04Nfk?si=OGQ0JoLFdZYWdaFA

[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/naven0m/status/2049688399473209647

NV (@naven0m)

الأسطورة Gabe Newell كان يتوسط لكوجيما عند إيلون ماسك حتى يرسله برحلة للفضاء مع شركة SpaceX 😵🤯

Quoting PC Gamer (@pcgamer)
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Thanks to Musk v. Altman lawsuit, it's now public record that Gabe Newell emailed Elon Musk to get his pal Hideo Kojima a tour of SpaceX and OpenAI www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/thanks-to-musk-v-altman-lawsuit-its-now-public-record-that-gabe-newell-emailed-elon-musk-to-get-his-pal-hideo-kojima-a-tour-of-spacex-and-openai

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FixupX · Apr 30, 2026, 3:12 AM

[narrow cedar]

I saw this lol

Its just oddly wholesome

[dense palm]

Gabe just wants to help out

[patent grove]

Kojima smiling?

I am scared

[dense palm]

Kojima-san is always smiling

[patent grove]

He’s awesome

[dense palm]

im sad im sick and cant lift...

[woeful axle]

probably saw feet that day

[patent grove]

Bogos printed?

[plucky lark]

Youtube was a light mode only site for the longest time. There are actually many people that prefer youtube light mode as the dark mode youtube made looks way worse for some reason.

[narrow cedar]

Lies.

[lone dagger]

youtube is also putting ads in my sub feed on mobile

[plucky lark]

this is why you use those 3rd party youtube apps

[woeful axle]

use brave browser on yer phone

[dense palm]

i appearantly need to see that

[plucky lark]

For Android there's NewPipe

And for Desktop. Freetube

These were brought up by Dan a few weeks ago. NewPipe is not what i was expecting tho.

[indigo nest]

ended up hosting my own private server for terraria so it could run in the background

[lone dagger]

ive used freetube on pc before. I like it but hated when YT would just randomly update and make it not work

I use Brave though so no ads already

[supple steppe]

HOLY

[slim kraken]

I like newpipe

[edgy prairie]

😭

Im going to watch the movie again this weekend

It was THAT good

[indigo nest]

goddamn

better take one of those prophecy ones youve not taken yet

[plucky lark]

ugh. i don't really like Brave. they just feel weird.

Atm my main browser is Firefox with ublock origin, but the last 2 days i've been trying out Helium as it comes preinstalled with ublock origin and not the lite version. Also Helium is a full on privacy browser. but it works very well even tho its still in Alpha atm.

Also Firefox has been giving me issues lately

[supple steppe]

moments later

[dense palm]

crow of the tree says : caw

[subtle lance]

https://tenor.com/view/press-crow-meme-kataman-gif-7974847018356605421

[indigo nest]

and you get the other one anyways

nice

[slow tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/mapache-pedro-gif-7206648027763736533

[patent grove]

Spotify genuinely annoys me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1471530614762115243/1.gif

[supple steppe]

????????????????????

so I got all 3 anyways

[patent grove]

It’s like 5 minutes of ads every 20 minutes

[patent grove]

Plus Spotify has been promoting AI bands

[solid oxide]

[dense palm]

that trigger pull looks horrendus

[patent grove]

SKARS is apparently a AI band(?)

I’ve only seen the songs appear in YouTube shorts

Ok i was wrong

Nvm

Different group

[slim kraken]

Hell 2 spotify

I try to either find ways to avoid youtube ads and listen to premade playlists

Or

I buy albums on bandcamp

[patent grove]

there’s a few bands I’ve been seeing let their music be used freely in YouTube shorts

i guess it’s promotion?

[edgy prairie]

Yes

😭

[patent grove]

[long oak]

I found one of the coolest audio plugins by far

On accident

[patent grove]

[slim kraken]

Speaking of bandcamp

12 bux. Picked this up

[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/__temiszn/status/2049842781082808331

Temi 💨 (@__temiszn)

Brotherhood is proud of him, bro used 99% of his brain 😱😭😭

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FixupX · Apr 30, 2026, 1:26 PM

[plucky lark]

uhh what? https://youtu.be/KwaFeJZQZA8

Is this legit a thing? not confirmed by microsoft atm, but apparently K2 is a thing coming. and apparently microsoft is looking to actually improve Windows by removing ai, improving performance, etc.

[slim kraken]

Just give me an easy OS to use for creative shit that isnt locked to expensive ass hardware like mac

Thats it

[uncut ermine]

NOOOOO RAGATHA NOOOOOOOOOO

[fast isle]

I like this one
https://open.spotify.com/track/2cLVSYBcSVVVVoKdSaqKn0?si=4f0c091f40304399

[woeful axle]

MS knew that they microshit the bed

[uncut ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/interstellar-no-no-no-gif-11570486733901236457

[slim kraken]

Nothing micro about it

[plucky lark]

they've been microshitting the bed for a while tho.

[slim kraken]

Macroshit

[median atlas]

Macro

Damn

[slim kraken]

Big poop

[median atlas]

Macroshart

[plucky lark]

that room probably smells funky

[torn swallow]

Windows 12 legit?

[uncut ermine]

Microsoft accurate depiction of bill gates 😉

[plucky lark]

Apparently its K2 not 12

[median atlas]

Nothings legit when windows comes first

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/bbill-gates-drink-nod-gif-13375887

[torn swallow]

Im gonna call it 12

[slim kraken]

Ask Bill about his water

[plucky lark]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-gates-gif-22015131

[uncut ermine]

Bill gates is nearly smooth down there

[slim kraken]

Sideshow Bill

https://tenor.com/view/sideshow-bob-rakes-gif-10807867

[outer kiln]

Dr Don strikes again, look at this ad I got

[slim kraken]

DONT YOU HAVE A TATTOO THAT SAYS "DIE APPLE DIE?"

"No no. Its German, for the apple, the"

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chonk-gif-25924247

not AI btw

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/wiwiwi-cat-cat-cute-cute-cat-gif-17561439322157862353

[patent grove]

UYAYA

[slim kraken]

Wiwiwi

[uncut ermine]

Only thing going for bill gates is that he isn't built like a cyber truck

[patent grove]

I would cuddle that little floofy goober

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-simpsons-sideshow-bob-hair-flip-bad-hair-day-gif-6087647208532013914

[uncut ermine]

Unlike a certain mollusk

[slim kraken]

Oh he's built like a Rob Liefeld comic

[outer kiln]

Dude really is built like his products

[slim kraken]

But it aint muscle

[uncut ermine]

Wittwe Elon ate a cyber truck

That's why he's so SHAPED

as in boxy

[slim kraken]

Car

[patent grove]

Umbra ate a cybertruck

He didn’t like it

[slim kraken]

Yuck

[uncut ermine]

Poor Umbra

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-acchi-kocchi-surprise-looking-gif-17054880

[patent grove]

Umbra’s favorite food is Doritos

Why?

[uncut ermine]

Give Umbra a treat

[patent grove]

I dunno

[uncut ermine]

anything other than a cybertruck

[patent grove]

I did earlier

[outer kiln]

Rob actually got better over time and it turns out when he’s not forced to do weird angles by a comics company he’s good at his job.
Like YoungBlood and Deadpool for example

[uncut ermine]

matter afact, eating a cybertruck is now animal abuse

it's torture

[patent grove]

Umbra’s twin used to always try to steal my sweet spicy chili Doritos

[narrow cedar]

He requires more

[slim kraken]

Rude

[patent grove]

I imagine Umbra would take the whole bag

[outer kiln]

YoungBlood is a trip by the way

[slim kraken]

Im so sick of my body

Someone buy me a new body plz

Pain/skin problems popping up again

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/altered-carbon-title-sequence-intro-tak-takeshi-kovacs-joel-kinnaman-altered-carbon-theme-song-altered-carbon-takeshi-kovacs-richard-k-morgan-gif-808412699673849936

[narrow cedar]

Sorry imma already paying for one person's transition.

[dense palm]

soon...

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/westworld-gif-6124094

[patent grove]

Hol’up

Wait a minute

[narrow cedar]

Not mine

[uncut ermine]

Insurance won't cover it

[outer kiln]

Great adaptation of the original movie in the first season…it kinda falls about after season 1 because well they didn’t stick with the lore in Westworld and Futureworld

[patent grove]

Looksmaxxing should definitely not be covered

Or whatever it’s called

People trying to look like the gigachad

[outer kiln]

Futureworld was cool af and it’s a crime that people couldn’t see that

[slim kraken]

I just want basic healthcare

Functional

[outer kiln]

Jawmaxxing

[uncut ermine]

Nah sorry, the medical oligarchy said no

[outer kiln]

“But Bensonnnnnn Rigby is mogging us!”

[ornate seal]

Who isn't even a real person lmao

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/marcille-marcille-donato-marcille-dungeon-meshi-dungeon-meshi-delicious-in-dungeon-gif-5131351446450984338

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-luigi-smash-bros-smash-bros-ultimate-missing-gif-26523330

[slim kraken]

Not I, or I, and especially not I

[uncut ermine]

But Extra you gotta consider shareholder-chans feewings

[narrow cedar]

I mean he is. Just a heavily edited face of a person.

[slim kraken]

They die during the beach episode under mysterious circumstances

[outer kiln]

Shareholder-Chan: “I HATE YOU!!!!”

[plucky lark]

chat. are you an enigma?

[indigo nest]

Maybe

[ornate seal]

have you seen the Before and after? MAy as well not abe a real person

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/sewayaki-senko-san-sewayaki-senko-kitsune-anime-gif-2400024695141023794

[uncut ermine]

Wasn't the whole Chad and alpha thing originally a meme

[narrow cedar]

I mean its art.

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/lip-sync-emma-stone-win-gif-5519834

[uncut ermine]

Making fun of over masculine people

Or something

[patent grove]

Customer-chan:

[slim kraken]

Everything is a psyop to make you the bad kind of weird

Be the good kind of weird

[slow tinsel]

THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU GIVE TO A BABY YOU MORONS

[ornate seal]

Art it may be, but its also incredibly perverted

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-toy-with-me-miss-nagatoro-hayase-hayase-nagatoro-anime-miss-nagatoro-gif-3194964525569635045

[outer kiln]

Chad was the meme on alpha stuff

[uncut ermine]

Ceo-Chan

[indigo nest]

Im in the lobby of my building. Someone trying to check in a guest absolutely reeks of cologne

[outer kiln]

“Alpha male” comes from a study on wolves that turned out to be wrong

[plucky lark]

it was 70 years ago

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-throwing-egg-viralhog-cat-launches-egg-across-the-kitchen-i-dont-like-this-yeeted-gif-24009627

Law of cat

Objects at rest near a ledge will fall

[patent grove]

I live 3 houses away and i can still smell it

That’s how powerful it is

[uncut ermine]

Ew, hygiene. Go pheromone Maxx Instead /j

Wait is cologne considered hygiene?

[patent grove]

No

[indigo nest]

No

It’s a smell mask

[outer kiln]

Natural-scentmaxxing

[uncut ermine]

oh

[patent grove]

Deodorant is hygiene

[slim kraken]

Genius idea

Put Joe Rogan on Jubilee's Surrounded. That's it.

[indigo nest]

Even further: antiperspirant

[uncut ermine]

"BUT THE LADIES LOVE IT!"

Put Joe Rogan in a room with Alex Jones

[slim kraken]

He's not even in the center he's a random member of the circle

[slim kraken]

Gorillas fighting over territory

[slow tinsel]

Look at my character slaying

[slim kraken]

Throw Sam Hyde in there too

Polymarket that shit

[narrow cedar]

https://youtube.com/shorts/GU09DI3GOsA?si=i5xAMVu0VoIr41QD

Lol

[slim kraken]

Who gorillas out first

[uncut ermine]

Put Peter Thiel in a room with Andrew Tate

[slim kraken]

Its just cigar air now

[patent grove]

Put them both in a room with Eddie Hall

[uncut ermine]

And Elon Mollusk

[patent grove]

“Eddie, make them go eepy”

[plucky lark]

NO DON'T DO THAT!!!

they'll end up somehow creating a child

[slim kraken]

When natalism makes u gay

[uncut ermine]

A horrible mutated chud

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/wilson-lo-siento-gif-10966008380918174531

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/hafthor-thumbs-up-smile-gif-16333271

We could have the mountain destroy said bad people

[plucky lark]

"that's the greatest pirate i've ever seen"

[uncut ermine]

What if we put two of the biggest misogynists in the same room

[dense nova]

so it would seem...

[uncut ermine]

What would happen

[patent grove]

They would starve

[dense nova]

theyd fall in love?

[uncut ermine]

Could we generate power from the pure putrid smell in said room

[patent grove]

Neither one can cook apparently

[uncut ermine]

They make those jello salads

[patent grove]

And Aub won’t DoorDash them food

Because we’ll pay Aub in Niko plushies

[minor wraith]

it's been gettng kinda insane financially for me, and i jus did my taxes and i'm getting ~5.5k back o.o
the univervse can be nice sometimes :D

[slow tinsel]

well no, not necessarily

[uncut ermine]

They just make this

[plucky lark]

you don't know that. that's how @near topaz makes money.

[patent grove]

But

We pay him to not do that

[plucky lark]

Who's paying Denashi to not doordash?

[forest cosmos]

bwa

[uncut ermine]

You know ironically enough the greeks (or maybe the Romans, I might be remembering wrong) were so misogynistic, they just dated dudes

not because they were gay

But because they didn't like women

[patent grove]

I’m referring to said misogynists using doordash

[patent grove]

Hypothetically

[slow tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/asdfmovie-egg-stop-turning-people-into-egg-gif-6990443989628565414

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/batzz-nom-demon-lord-dragon-batzz-batzz-is-hot-gif-18894467

go to a world where people are technically allowed to "legally" stab each other because its a "cardgame"

[edgy prairie]

He spin

[supple steppe]

Beyblade peaked with the metal series and beys

[supple steppe]

Metal beyblades were awesome

[outer kiln]

Yall wanna know what was cringe af to watch live?
A few seasons ago on the show Survivor a woman hated a guy because she thought he was a and I quote “privileged white chad looking guy who’s never once struggled in his life” and it’s like dude he had been struggling socially the entire game what are you talking about? He was also bad at puzzles and was often the first name to be mentioned when it came to figuring out who to vote out.
What made it worse is that he thought the both of them were in an alliance until she said that.

And it turned out he was actually a sweet guy who struggled with making friends

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/ucrenata-metal-beyblade-toupie-fighting-gif-12361540457565103143

[patent grove]

Pickle Deployed

[dense nova]

Not even hardcore what a noob

[plucky lark]

they still exist

[supple steppe]

Do they?

[sleek garnet]

what does this mean??

[supple steppe]

Now with 200% more tech CEOs

[outer kiln]

Ah shit Cali 2