general_chat

[bitter elm]

it feels like every piece of friction associated with it stops me from doing the thing even though its not that big of a deal really

[slim kraken]

My art teacher was an eccentric from Moncton, who we are pretty sure her and the other teacher (the encouraging one) went off school premise at lunch to go smoke something that was illegal at the time

We suspect.

[bitter elm]

sounds like an awesome teacher

[slim kraken]

Both of em yeah

[keen path]

chat

meowwww

mrrp

mreoww >w<

[slim kraken]

The guy is from this area actually. There are like 3 major pockets of French in Ontario:

• Ottawa, obviously. Ita right next to Quebec.
• Niagara region
• Cochrane district, the predominant spoken language in a lot of the cities here are French

I went to school in Niagara

And now I get to see why my northern teachers were so cool

Cool environment up here

[bitter elm]

mrrrrr

[slim kraken]

I miss my art teachers. Wish I could chat with some of em now

[ornate seal]

Sounds like Moncton I've only heard stories of Moncton from Joseph Anderson and now you, and it sounds like a strange place

[bitter elm]

main thing i like is photography because i dont need to do a whole lot to make it look good

[slim kraken]

The 1 good thing about HS for me was the art classes

[keen path]

AAAA THE OUTSIDE

scary

[slim kraken]

Like their broken French-English dialect, Chiac

[bitter elm]

wait i thought you were fop

hmmmm

[slim kraken]

Je vais parker le car dans la road. TRANSLATION

I am going to park the car on the road

[keen path]

i wish my country didnt look like a minecraft superflat world

[keen path]

foxes can meow

[bitter elm]

the fact that i can kind of understand this without even knowing french is so cursed to me

[bitter elm]

true information though

[slim kraken]

Enough English to parse and work through it backwards lol

[ornate seal]

The amount of "Odd behaviour, odd people" stories of Moncton from Joseph Anderson is quite disturbing. It's like a place that belongs in an SCP story

[slim kraken]

Moncton is bilingual as hell but also named after someone the French rightfully should hate lol

[bitter elm]

also unrelated but i love graph paper so much i want to use it for everything

[slim kraken]

Got a link?

[ornate seal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxSdh3pDVlA

Here's just one of them

[patent current]

~Mrrrp :3 ~Nyaaaa!!! :3 UwU OmO UmU

[ornate seal]

He has many such strange stories and anecdotes from living in Moncton

[bitter elm]

hai glasses :3

[patent grove]

What’s it called when Cat’s eyes turn from lines to their pupils becoming circles?

[bitter elm]

dilation idk

[narrow cedar]

Oh joy my internet just died so now I cant even distract myself with games.

[patent grove]

Caesar’s eyes are always circles

[patent current]

Heyyyyy Emery :3

[bitter elm]

hru

[patent grove]

Umbra’s eyes change

[keen path]

eats ur graph paper

[narrow cedar]

Shit man im having a really bad time rn

[patent grove]

Maybe because he’s outside i guess

[ornate seal]

If you want a mega compilation here's one @slim kraken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qGFinWQgtk

[bitter elm]

WHYYYY

[keen path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336103000631935078/1433474449264345158/evil.gif

[slim kraken]

Ngl the whole province of New Brunswick is strange. I want to go back.

Us Acadians, we celebrate our heritage sometime in August. What do we do? We parade ofc. Banging pots and pans with the goal of being as loud as we possibly can

[bitter elm]

lmao

[patent current]

O nyo!!! Would huggies help???

[bitter elm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1410240916970668104/attachment-5.gif

[narrow cedar]

Yeah. I just. Im nervous and anxious and just ugh.

[patent grove]

Woe

Void kibby be upon ye

[patent current]

Bwaaaa :3 wish I was that.... -M-

[bitter elm]

real

[slim kraken]

VOLUME WARNING

https://youtube.com/shorts/W0R7G-h4drY?si=Q6h9fxLxhv-yWZeG

[narrow cedar]

Im really haven a bad couple days emotionally

[patent grove]

I need to maintain my hair

Lol

I’ve been growing it out

[bitter elm]

yes

[patent current]

Wha happun??? U wanna tell me about it? Pat pat pat

[keen path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1193560458490281984/1400073675511693364/attachment-1_3.gif

[bitter elm]

I KNOW THIS ARTIST

[keen path]

lowk wish that was me

but fox

[bitter elm]

real

[keen path]

woof

[left swift]

man

i forgor why my bottle of sailor jerry has been sitting in the shelf for 8 months

i have now refound out

[patent current]

Oh really??? :3 where do you know them from huh? :3

[keen path]

what would happen if
i made a passmail email that forwards to another passmail email that forwards to another passmail email that forwards to another passmail email

[bitter elm]

gay

i mean me

but also you

[left swift]

but also all of us

and none of us

[keen path]

im so gay

[patent current]

Well yeah, shocker :3

[left swift]

we are not real

wake up

[keen path]

actually im so bi

bi myself

hahaha

[left swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1494618481138597918/image0.gif

[bitter elm]

ik

[left swift]

i need to eat something

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blink-blinkingcat-cute-funny-gif-8859604814399687515

[left swift]

but i dont know if i should do a ramen noodle or

random junk in my cabinet

does salami olives cheetos and chex mix count as a meal

[keen path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1354452031355617330/1475110021162340483/styropyro-battrry-speechbubble.gif

[patent grove]

I’m watching the trailer for the new warframe update

It’s peak

DE, why must you keep me invested? I’m not rich enough lol

[sleek garnet]

Beans

[slim kraken]

Cackling

[patent grove]

It’s a fight between Sirius & Orion while Erra’s song “crawl backwards out of heaven” is the background music

I can’t wait for them to release

[slim kraken]

Also good

[slim kraken]

I hope their kits are fun

[patent grove]

I’m really hoping Sirius is a healer/DPS

And Orion can be a Tank/DPS

[slim kraken]

Need some gravity powers

Collide rocks into massive explosions of cosmic bs

[autumn arch]

Okay so I just made the main melody a reprise which I thought was cheap but it kinda works

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-fujitora-meteor-gif-16786619384671201833

(Pls Oda I want more Fujitora)

I need him and Akainu to settle their beef, shake hands and agree "yeah we should punch these celestial dragons, that lil rubber boy was real for that"

[slim kraken]

Oh I redownloaded warframe btw

[slim kraken]

I dont think u and I ever ran a mission together yet

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/jungkook-mention-yippee-excited-yay-dance-gif-4797531226790049058

[slim kraken]

Gotta grind out Voruna Prime

[patent grove]

My internet is being very slow

Then again

[slim kraken]

I am still missing quite a few newer primes

[patent grove]

I don’t have an Ethernet cable hooked up to my PC

[void mauve]

Alan Alda's teeth look like the buddha's in camera shots

[autumn arch]

https://tenor.com/view/british-angry-facebook-gif-21161071

Last one is getting mugged at Greggs

[slim kraken]

Yeah neither do I. Shitty net too

[left swift]

i have decided my meal

i have 2 chili dogs and 2 mini bags of chips

[patent grove]

It was at 1gbps

[slim kraken]

I keep reinstalling and uninstalling Team Fortress 2 cause of my shit internet lol

[patent grove]

Now it’s at 100mbps

verizon sucks

[slim kraken]

I cant even blame carrier on my end we just got a sketch setup

Rural.

Bounced to here by dishes on top of towers lol

[autumn arch]

Why?

[slim kraken]

The lag is unbearable when it gets bad

[autumn arch]

So you uninstall the whole thing?

[patent grove]

One of my games has a 70GB update

[slim kraken]

Small drive

[autumn arch]

Ah

[patent grove]

According to steam it will be 3 hours before it’s done

[slim kraken]

Half a tb steam deck

[slim kraken]

Yikes

I picked up the new Heroes of Might and Magic game

[patent grove]

One of my friends the other day downloaded CoD for some reason

[slim kraken]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3105440/Heroes_of_Might_and_Magic_Olden_Era/

Steam

Heroes of Might and Magic: Olden Era

This newest entry in the renowned Heroes of Might and Magic series brings strategic empire building, epic turn-based tactical battles, and in-depth RPG mechanics to a world of fantastical beasts, formidable spellcasters, and fierce champions. Explore a vibrant world full of secrets and dangers as you play through an epic narrative campaign that…

Price

$29.99

[patent grove]

It took 20 minutes for her internet to download 100GB

[slim kraken]

The reviews for this are already quite good cause if people say "spent something like 40 hours in the demo" u know its the good sauce

I never played a HoMM game before but this reminds me of the old school Age of Wonders games so much

[autumn arch]

Now I wanna play TF2

[slim kraken]

Lol

One day I'll be able to join you

Here's hoping my gf lands a good trucking job and I manage to find SOMETHING I can do to make money as well

Cause if all is well we could likely get a mortgage on a house around here next year

[karmic rampart]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/881096805507551242/1499281543087001681/April_30th_LP8FhsQAaSY.mp4?ex=69f43a3f&is=69f2e8bf&hm=e8ab824dbef5a2613b87e7d5c9639a8409221e841a550039fd564dc0e32303d1&

[autumn arch]

Hit me up whenever

Yeah next year I hopefully can start looking into buying a house

Hoping yours works out

[slim kraken]

Ye. To you as well

Prices up here are still alright and affordable but the trade off is isolation from the rest of Ontario by quite a lot

The stretch of highway 11 in Ontario between Cochrane and Nipigon is a lonely and dangerous stretch. Also its a loooong stretch with barely any pockets of activity until you reach a mining town or more likely a logging town.

[novel horizon]

chat

save me

[autumn arch]

No

[novel horizon]

it's too hot to sleep

[autumn arch]

Suffer

[slim kraken]

Considering she is gonna take a trucking job, location dont matter. Prices are good. GETTING health access, but its slow

[novel horizon]

but I'm too tired to do anything

[stone sierra]

I'll get the scalping knif

[autumn arch]

For me it's waiting until something pops up that's big enough

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/le-tired-le-tired-end-o-tthe-world-gif-9653977

[autumn arch]

Unless my landlord is now getting so old he's gonna offload all his properties and maybe I can take it off his hands then

[slim kraken]

Lol one can dream

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/nBKU6bQr0lg.gif

[slim kraken]

I know im gonna have to make comprimises on what I want out of a house

Just... not a dump

No fixer uppers

[stone sierra]

what about fixer downers?

[scarlet jetty]

then take a nap... Then fire ze missiles!

[slim kraken]

Thats applicable after im famous, can afford a new home and just trash it for fun

[stone sierra]

nah, the french are on le strike again

[slim kraken]

Rock n roll

[scarlet jetty]

fixer uppers are great for quick equity

[stone sierra]

how fitting of a Khajiit to speak of equity

[scarlet jetty]

More coin

[copper tree]

Me while eating my @slim kraken I mean regular donut

[stone sierra]

do you also have wares for my coin?

[scarlet jetty]

of course :3

[copper tree]

KHAJIITTT

LONG TIME NO YAP

[stone sierra]

of course Alpha said something dumb just as i was considering unblocking him.

[slim kraken]

Ze government, she wants you to retire at ze age of 99, non?

"ZUT ALORS! WE ARE ON LE GENERAL STRIKE!" (proportionate arson detected)

[scarlet jetty]

hey hey, whats good?

[stone sierra]

guess the void shall continue to consume him.

[copper tree]

This is where the conversation between two grown men ends

[scarlet jetty]

Im only grown in age friend

[copper tree]

Very accurate french there, mon friend
Could you perchance be… French

[copper tree]

has a married family
Yes true

[scarlet jetty]

🏳️

[slim kraken]

Yes my sweat smells like pork and fat

[stone sierra]

Donut, I am willing to deraisin you if you join me in the eternal quest to get Alpha to go away

[slim kraken]

Ofc

[copper tree]

I love that this quest is eternal - it will never end

[stone sierra]

BECAUSE YOU KEEP COMING BACK

you're like herpes. but worse.

[copper tree]

So you have herpes?

[stone sierra]

thankfully, i've dodged it so far

[copper tree]

Another reason to consume another donut

[stone sierra]

but the point stands. go away.

[slim kraken]

The eternal conflict...

[stone sierra]

against the yapping pest

[edgy prairie]

chat

[copper tree]

Hey now don’t call yourself a pest

[edgy prairie]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733707365865488394/1314127828828033086/output-onlinegiftools_3.gif

[copper tree]

Boing boing

[slim kraken]

Yap 2 win

[stone sierra]

i wish you'd boing boing into the sea.

[forest cosmos]

hallo

goodmorning

[autumn arch]

Very flat and long single story, or really tall and narrow 3 story?

Not including attic or basement

[slim kraken]

Bungalow for sure. I got days where my legs dont do so well

I am not adding more stairs than just the basement stairs

[novel horizon]

gday

[copper tree]

Fine then call yourself a pest as you please

[autumn arch]

Wow

Exposed

[stone sierra]

Fake

[patent grove]

Photoshopped

[stone sierra]

Clearly

Ugh. So much work to do, so little energy

[patent grove]

Caffeine time?

[lone dagger]

Eat em!

[stone sierra]

i could/should, but i also want to sleep tonight

[near topaz]

Can’t even be bothered to type the “bro” smh

[stone sierra]

i've already had 5 coffees today

[patent grove]

Fair

[lone dagger]

Also who the heck wants money from Drake?

Its not even Mr.Beast this time

[stone sierra]

[patent grove]

Last time i checked, drake is probably losing money

Just like Kanye

[slim kraken]

Yeah he keeps giving out crypto

[stone sierra]

right. 'taters are in the air fryer. cheese going in halfway through.

[sage hedge]

atp idk how people are falling for these scam links to get their account hacked lol

[slim kraken]

Just like mr beast!

[stone sierra]

late lunch/early dinner may come back to bite me with the lazies, but it's a risk i'm going to have to take

[patent grove]

They fall for malicious links that give the sender of said link access to your account

Idk how people fall for it tbh

oooo you’ve won [insert reward here]! Click to accept.

pffft nope.

[autumn arch]

It's the friends of the account that get compromised

[patent grove]

[autumn arch]

Once they get into the account, they message every friend and server on that account

[narrow saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/tap-click-mouse-clicky-gif-8891176

[patent grove]

Oh

[autumn arch]

If someone isn't paying attention and has general trust of their friends, they click on the link easily

[patent grove]

Thank goodness I don’t trust clicking on random links

[ornate seal]

It's not just links they're falling for. They're downloading random .exe's (one of them being a download for supposed PC version of Tomodachi Life which doesn't exist btw) but its more than just that.

If you look up Mr Beast Discord Spam/Hack in google its coming from a wide variety of places

[autumn arch]

That and then it spreads further

Further and further

[patent grove]

Like Alpha?

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-pikachu-laughing-pokemon-journeys-aim-to-be-a-pokemon-master-gif-27402378

[void mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/april30th-raiden-mgs2-big-shell-arsenal-gear-gif-21251554

[autumn arch]

Like furries sadly

[patent grove]

is joke

[autumn arch]

It spreads

[patent grove]

nuh uh

[slim kraken]

Its fascinating in an awful way. An e-pandemic

[autumn arch]

Also

[patent grove]

The furries aren’t contagious

wait a second.

[autumn arch]

Your account is kinda screwed even if you get it back since they tend to report the ones that do get them back and Discord rarely reinstates them

[brazen ivy]

the n64 turns 30 in june

[slim kraken]

Uh

[brazen ivy]

[patent grove]

ahh-choo!

[slim kraken]

COOTIES!?

[patent grove]

i caught the furry!

[autumn arch]

https://tenor.com/view/out-the-window-toss-call-of-duty-gif-26200115

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/lysol-big-bang-theory-sheldon-cooper-spray-gif-7838938

[narrow saffron]

well, let them go. they don't do well in domesticated situations

[autumn arch]

Sorry we have to

[brazen ivy]

so you finally admit to being a furry

[patent grove]

No

[stone sierra]

i'll get the liquid ass

[brazen ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-sonic-exe-gif-12890623297943149339

[patent grove]

I do know a lot of furries though

[stone sierra]

one spritz of that and the furries will shed.

https://tenor.com/view/bleh-gif-14429112653178734688

[patent grove]

i need to see if walmart sells a 10 ft ethernet cable

[stone sierra]

they probably do

[slim kraken]

WHY DID HE GO IN LIKW THAT TO SNIFF THE GUY

FINDING THE SOURCE?

[patent grove]

the router is in my brother's room, so i'd have to run the cable through the doorway, and possibly along the wall or something

[stone sierra]

that's liquid ass going into the air intake of the inflatable suit

[woeful axle]

oh....oh no

[patent grove]

oh no

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-really-meme-gif-695342751924927102

[autumn arch]

https://tenor.com/view/telenovela-nbc-eva-longoria-hammer-break-gif-5149564

Better idea

[patent grove]

[stone sierra]

none of your ideas have ever been good.

[patent grove]

we don't own the house

i accidentally broke a decoration of the wall once, our landlord didn't care

[slow tinsel]

I'm awake for 20 minutes and at work for 10 minutes, screw my skibidi trans life

[slow tinsel]

Why cant i be paid for being eepy

[scarlet jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/lawliet-l-death-note-death-note-anime-bible-gif-26932960

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/katress-palworld-pokemon-reading-reaction-gif-16330589120707334588

[slow tinsel]

You're just jealous your rizz could never outfanum tax my skibidi ohio

[stone sierra]

that reminds me, i need to set aside some time for more palworld, assuming there's been a major update recently

[lone dagger]

Same!

[scarlet jetty]

blippity bloop saw to you too

[scarlet jetty]

same

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/koshi-torako-shikanoko-my-deer-friend-nokotan-koshitan-shikanoko-nokonoko-koshitantan-gif-7264342718022423123

[slim kraken]

Good god.

Sentience was a mistake

[slow tinsel]

Anyway.. work time i guess

[stone sierra]

no major updates lately. phew.

i can focus on other... dumb shit.

[patent grove]

[slim kraken]

Yeah like Might and Magic Olden Era

[stone sierra]

pass

[slim kraken]

Wow the wrong kind of nerd

[stone sierra]

i am tapped out of HoMM for the remainder of my lifetimes.

[slim kraken]

Haha no you're not 😎

Nostalgia calls, everyone answers

[stone sierra]

oh i so very much am. i have thousands of hours of HoMM under my belt.

[rocky rose]

yukos gf is too kind

[stone sierra]

wouldn't be surprised if it's tens of thousands at this point

[slim kraken]

Olden Era will be my first HoMM game lol

[slim kraken]

God damn

[slim kraken]

Yeah?

[stone sierra]

wow, completely wrong kind of nerd right there.

[slim kraken]

You could have hundreds of thousands

[stone sierra]

no.

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/weak-weakness-disgusts-me-disgusted-disgusting-gif-17171223

[dusk meteor]

Chat

[stone sierra]

no.

[dusk meteor]

This morning I had a thought

[stone sierra]

oh no

OH NO

[slim kraken]

Rare

[stone sierra]

SOUND THE ALARM

[slim kraken]

INDEPENDENT THOUGHT ALARM

[dusk meteor]

You know how thor said he wants to preserve the ferrets that pass in the rescue, like thier ashes

[slim kraken]

Twice? In one day?

[stone sierra]

FORZABOHT HAD AN THONK

[rose fog]

Consider this is my official application for hobgoblin position @patent belfry

[dusk meteor]

Doesn't that like

[copper tree]

I do believe ‘donut’ isn’t in the bible

[dusk meteor]

Rather quickly get completely out of control

[rocky rose]

she got us a housewarming gift

[dusk meteor]

Like let's say just in the next 20 years

[slim kraken]

Aww thats wonderful

[copper tree]

Cute

[dusk meteor]

The planned capacity is 150 wigglers

[stone sierra]

nah, ashes don't take up that much volume

[dusk meteor]

If they were all European ferrets and he got them all as baby

[slim kraken]

We are NOT turning this into a high school math problem LOL

[dusk meteor]

That's still 300 sets of ashes

Yeah I guess they'll figure it out

Anyway tho

How is chat this morning

[copper tree]

Busy, how bout you

[dusk meteor]

I'm never busy

Got dentist in like 3 hours

[slim kraken]

Downloading new game

[dusk meteor]

Gonna fix my top right teef

Got cavity

[copper tree]

Store a cute note for the dentist in there

[stone sierra]

Annoyed at Alpha. the usual.

[dusk meteor]

Your always annoyed tho rev

[knotty walrus]

what is preservation though, the earth is a mostly contained system, a bit leaky with hydrogen, helium and other trace elements that leave the atmosphere but most of the organic matter is recycled.

[copper tree]

-# yruoe*

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/boondock-saints-willem-dafoe-gif-23203974

first of all

true.

[rose fog]

omg bazafroth the virus linker is still working here. Nothing changed. Bye

[stone sierra]

second, i farted in your general direction.

[dusk meteor]

[copper tree]

Bro thought

We would believe him

Zaf can only virus his own computer

[rocky rose]

flying to kyoto tomorrow

[stone sierra]

the one that hasn't been working for months.

[rocky rose]

https://tenor.com/view/lime-saber-marionette-silly-anime-bleh-anime-gif-548910878249887653

[dusk meteor]

Who is this... sassy lost child

[copper tree]

Hasn’t even been turned on

[stone sierra]

because it's borked

[dusk meteor]

Ava do you live on the Tokyo area

[stone sierra]

the one that left?

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-star-wars-fortnite-gif-26041983

[rocky rose]

i used to

i’m in the tōhoku area

[near topaz]

https://youtube.com/shorts/kCHo8_gMaa8?si=U3GYJFdTyxzjfxD0

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-niko-oneshot-oneshot-light-bulb-eating-gif-4726332969676653990

[dusk meteor]

I'm not familiar with tohoku

Will have to google

[stone sierra]

northern bit of the japanese mainland.

under hokkaido

[near topaz]

Hmm what game to stream…

[worn oyster]

Just tell the entire city of Kyoto to come visit you, they can afford it

[stone sierra]

PHILIP OF THE BROWNPOOL, WHAT IS YOUR MISINFORMATION?

[copper tree]

PHOLLLL

[stone sierra]

no, Kyoto is... weird.

[copper tree]

PHILANTHROPIST WITZGERALD!

[near topaz]

Mayhaps Noita… maybe dwarf fortress…

[rocky rose]

a random girl in a whole different prefecture north of tokyo?

[dusk meteor]

Oh that's a big area, north of tokyo

[worn oyster]

I look at my driver's lisence in horror as it morphs into that name

[dusk meteor]

Coolio

[near topaz]

How many could you fit in Texas? Just like as a unit of measurement

[copper tree]

The wonders of science

[dusk meteor]

I will return information, i live in the coastal area of Maine in the US, if you feel so inclined to Google it

Extremely old woods, crustaceans

Ect

[autumn arch]

So you're a crab

[near topaz]

“Extremely old woods” fantasy world ahh description

[stone sierra]

i knew i smelt something off and it definitely wasn't lobsters.

[autumn arch]

He's not a fancy fish at all, he's just a crab

[copper tree]

Elf ahh description

[sleek garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1296151610275401772/thor_cheer.gif

[near topaz]

Don’t aggro the crab

[worn oyster]

According to google there's this many people in kyoto in 2020, can your house fit this many people

[alpine pike]

The respect

[rocky rose]

i’m in a small apartment

[stone sierra]

you can fit approx 10.4 Tohoku in Texas

[near topaz]

Interesting

[rocky rose]

there’s only maybe 300,000 people where i live

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-knife-attack-gif-5063888

[autumn arch]

But I'm hungry

[patent grove]

The crustaceans in question

[worn oyster]

Maybe 1.2 million people can take the living room and the other 250,000 can fit in the kitchen

[alpine pike]

You live in the boonies or was that Yuko?

[worn oyster]

I think it can work

[alpine pike]

Rusticans defending themselves

[copper tree]

Guy named living room:

[dusk meteor]

@rocky rose coolest part of where I live is that these guys live in the wild, descending from the cats that lived on the settler ships Maine Coon - Wikipedia https://share.google/VbIwmQYATkqCLtQGW

[stone sierra]

@midnight ingot called dibbs on the turlet.

[stone sierra]

ah, the Ron Pearlman felinids.

[rocky rose]

i live in the boonies

[dusk meteor]

I also live in the boonies

[slim kraken]

Ooohh woooow big city girl

[stone sierra]

Hm, I wonder how much it would cost me to retire in the japanese boonies

[worn oyster]

Not anymore! 1.45 million people just moved in!

Oh yeah all the building of kyoto also moved in, they just crash into the place

fall out of the sky

[patent grove]

Does western Pennsylvania count as “the boonies”?

[dusk meteor]

There's only about 1.4m people in my entire state

[sleek garnet]

Japan is cool

[dusk meteor]

And my state is pretty big

[rocky rose]

not really

[patent grove]

My town’s population is under 20,000 now I believe

[rocky rose]

i’ve usually lived by the coast my whole life

[slim kraken]

My district is the size of a European nation.

Population roughly 78k

[patent grove]

All the major stores are closing in my town one by one apparently

[tall ginkgo]

so not Wyoming ...

[slim kraken]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cochrane_District

[sleek garnet]

…Says the guy with a plate of carbonara as a profile picture

[slim kraken]

Ruuuuuural

[dusk meteor]

My state has the same population as Kyoto and is also a vacation spot

[worn oyster]

Over 5 people live in my country. Possibly more!

[stone sierra]

the entirety oc Canukistan is rural. mostly.

[patent grove]

Gamestop recently closed in my town

Kinda sad

[rocky rose]

well kyotos a good spot during golden week

[patent grove]

The only place for gamer stuff is Walmart apparently

[dusk meteor]

Maine is mostly a summer holiday spot ya

[rocky rose]

but it means i have to wear kimono :(

[supple steppe]

Size of a cat's brain ( orange )

[dusk meteor]

Tho some people come in the winter yo ski

[stone sierra]

mmmm... molten cheese

[copper tree]

Cholten meese

[worn oyster]

Far too large for orange cat

[slim kraken]

Yeah cause most people concentrate around the few dense corridors of population

Ontario, Manitoba and Quebec have a lot of barely usable land cause of the Canadian shield, the mass of rocks the area is named after

[stone sierra]

them's either lies or a comically enlarged visualisation

[slim kraken]

Its very rugged and poor soil for growing

[supple steppe]

Its an actual cat brain size

[stone sierra]

ur head's a mass of rocks

[supple steppe]

Cats got walnut sized brains

[slim kraken]

Where I live we DO have farmable land... but a lot of bugs

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-falling-litterbox-litter-box-gif-12362025003960216351

[slim kraken]

So not very attractive for farmers

[worn oyster]

Scientific genius

[flint rivet]

Commically Enlarged Visualisation is my adult entertainment name

[dusk meteor]

This us from bear where I live

[slim kraken]

🫵 YOU

[dusk meteor]

This is from*

[stone sierra]

goddammit, another one?

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/aww-moi-who-me-gif-17129281807593716936

[sleek garnet]

I was in japan during October last year… and this conversation makes me feel nostalgic about it

[flint rivet]

https://klipy.com/gifs/wwe-scott-hall--k01KQFFS2K8AVK1FY94FWHQKG89

[dusk meteor]

I've been there they have good pier fries

[slim kraken]

U in Wales

[rocky rose]

we have a big aquarium in my city

but it’s a long drive

[dusk meteor]

I love aquarium :0

Weirdly maine doesn't have alot of aquarium

[stone sierra]

so how's the hammer hanging, @flint rivet ?

[alpine pike]

Aquarium sounds like a place to fish

[flint rivet]

Wales is just a horror story invented by the English to keep their children in check

[dusk meteor]

We got ocean but there's not alot of species diversity in there

Cuz it's cold

[flint rivet]

Not bad, end of my annual leave for this week so, looking forward to 200+ emails tomorrow

[worn oyster]

I wanna go to Japan so I can say "I really miss home" so I can go home and say "I really miss Japan" so I can go to Japan and say "I really miss home" and go home and say "I really miss japan" so I can go back to Japan and say "I really miss home" so I can go home and

[sleek garnet]

Has anyone seen teamlab?

[slim kraken]

I refuse to go to Toronto's aquarium. Way too pricy.

I'll go to where they keep fish at the Toronto Zoo. Cheap admission.

Well. Cheaper.

[stone sierra]

isn't Guernsey there for the same reason?

[flint rivet]

And Jersey tbh

[slim kraken]

Ripley's Aquarium is a god damn ripoff

[sleek garnet]

Teamlab was fun

[subtle lintel]

Welp I'm glad to see japan keeping with the tradition of origami

[stone sierra]

what did you want a couple nights ago, Crowley?

was it that Discord outage thing?

[flint rivet]

Yeah that was it

[subtle lintel]

Anyways

[flint rivet]

Was finding out if I'd finally managed to get my ass banned

[stone sierra]

ah, that dingus Pix poked me a few minutes after that for the same thing

[brisk moth]

where the switch roms at

[stone sierra]

#piracy-requests

[brisk moth]

thanks sir

[stone sierra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1438035784790704209/ezgif-49a700ac9e2f20ef.gif

now read this.

[flint rivet]

Ah shit I appear to be bleeding, back in a bit

[slim kraken]

HA. Yeah if me and my gf want to travel and go to an aquarium

We wanted to check out Quebec City already and they got one with good reviews and decently priced tickets

[stone sierra]

oh no, the Crowley juices are leaking

[brazen ivy]

bleeding from where

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1158108284247617706/1483996230215270521/quagsire-pokemon.gif

[stone sierra]

someone call the containment teams

[topaz flame]

👋

[sleek garnet]

Japan, bleeding, and piracy requests. The trifecta of today’s conversations

[slim kraken]

Hii

[alpine pike]

https://tenor.com/view/azumanga-azumanga-daioh-daioh-osaka-ayumu-kasuga-gif-12769146106099913773

[stone sierra]

you forgot Crowley's...

[subtle lintel]

I think I read a story about a gay couple going to an aquarium in Quebec as the prolog...

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/azumanga-daioh-anime-drive-crazy-reckless-gif-16673269736802704837

[subtle lintel]

No dounut you'll start the apocalypse/j

[slim kraken]

Health limits my ability to drive otherwise I'd be too powerful

[sleek garnet]

Teamlab was a fun experience despite the freezing temperatures outside the place

[copper tree]

Tame Impala

[topaz flame]

https://tenor.com/view/riding-bean-anime-ova-car-chase-car-gif-23594435

[brisk moth]

brother is it really my fault this discord link is organically placed on this search

[stone sierra]

new freebie to bleed Epic's funds https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/oddsparks-58440c

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/neotokyo-race-anime-angry-gif-16921342

God damn it I want to rewatch this

I know the movie is Neo Tokyo but I forget the name of the short

[topaz flame]

He look geeked out

[autumn arch]

Either way we can't help you with that.

[slim kraken]

He's racing his psychic image in the future

Or something

[hasty lagoon]

Si

[topaz flame]

Oh so hes definitely on some space drugs

[stone sierra]

for some reason this reminds me of @ornate seal

[sleek garnet]

Noodles

[topaz flame]

I bought a London broil

I'm gonna cut it into steaks

And eat all of them

[slim kraken]

The animation is called Running Man, from the 1987 anime movie Neo Tokyo

Check it out

[topaz flame]

Oke

[subtle lintel]

[alpine pike]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/284828648056422401/1499421790148100206/Stress-Free_Hack_To_Help_Cats_With_Asthma_goodtoknow_vet_medicine_lifehacks_educational_hack_-FhcsS-yKFg.mp4?ex=69f4bcdc&is=69f36b5c&hm=0943b82b41322bec47ba7f596725be11ff2774b6555335dab7d9c48915b59c6f&

[subtle lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-bees-thinking-harry-partridge-changethebees-hmm-gif-546197170858664745

[slim kraken]

I found out about it from an AMV lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWQKiefZ-XI

This one

[narrow cedar]

Oh joy my internet is still ducked

[stone sierra]

are you quacking up?

[topaz flame]

Jesus Christ I love the art style

Little spooky

[subtle lintel]

@narrow cedar hello there local american have you see the news

[topaz flame]

Seems a little extreme though for it to just be racing.

I mean gotta go fast I guess

[slim kraken]

Yeah its like a death race people bet on

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/sanic-the-hedgehob-running-gotta-go-fast-fast-gif-4964355

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/bfz6o.gif

[slim kraken]

But the mc has won so many times purely because he can manipulate the race with his psychic powers

Explodes other cars n shit

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-cosplay-fursuit-scream-meme-gif-25192826

[brazen ivy]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G3Oob6kXgAI8GbW.gif

[subtle lintel]

So cyberpunk 2077 but just the racing quests and with that one perk

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/james-mcavoy-cute-shy-thank-you-thank-you-so-much-gif-16475122890238934121

I think James McAvoy should be in more horror films as the villain

[lone dagger]

Probbaly for the best

[stone sierra]

@dense nova is in danger

[patent grove]

He’s pretty decent at being evil lol

[dense nova]

he did great in Split

[patent grove]

I absolutely agree

Split was a good movie

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/split-car-scene-anya-taylor-joy-ana-gif-15544196998331719072

[patent grove]

I’d immediately be running for my life

Especially if someone gave James an glass of whiskey

scottish man angry, start running

[uncut ermine]

Ooooo new resident evil movie

WITH A NEW PROTAGONIST

AND POSSIBLY NEW MONSTERS

[slim kraken]

James McAvoy as Wing from HxH

Was thinking what role he could nail.

[uncut ermine]

SIGN ME UP

[dense nova]

what the honk

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/hxh-zushi-mr-wing-hunter-x-hunter-gif-26766353

[uncut ermine]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkbcp496/

[stone sierra]

i may have put a bit too much pepper in my deep fried cheese

[uncut ermine]

THE THUMBNAIL ON THE EMBED

[dense nova]

is that not Baron from Dune?

[uncut ermine]

I think he might've been naked

[narrow cedar]

No

And im getting annoyed

Why is my internet screwed URGH I DONT NEED THIS TODAY IM ALREADY UPSET

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/uw-u-anime-cute-blush-gif-14357115

[stone sierra]

instead of complaining you could

touch grass

[slim kraken]

Its been 1984 so long its 1985 now

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/up-is-not-jump-damn-damn-you-damn-you-grass-damn-you-sun-gif-15071462

burn it instead

[patent grove]

Boris?

[dense nova]

No clue

[stone sierra]

you haven't touched grass either.

[woeful axle]

Id do this

[dense nova]

I might touch some later tonight, gotta pull some grassy bits from between the tiles

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/die-grass-farm-flame-throwing-tractors-gif-15800490

[stone sierra]

so, you're gonna peck some weeds?

[topaz flame]

Holy shit

[dense nova]

Arent they burning pollen?

[dense nova]

Yes

[slim kraken]

Probly

[stone sierra]

no

[slim kraken]

O

[stone sierra]

it's called propane

https://tenor.com/qVZntUnl5e0.gif

[dense nova]

oh frick you

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/dallas-salad-durhamrockerz-king-of-the-hill-ytp-gif-12176967547545390259

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-aint-right-smh-king-of-the-hill-gif-18152042

[stone sierra]

go on, admit it. you laughed.

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-kicks-door-yakuza-enter-kiryu-gif-19648375

Kiryu is a terrifying man

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-yakuza-kiwami-majima-goro-majima-majima-everywhere-gif-18612476

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-sad-drinking-depressed-alcohol-gif-4209304271906249511

[patent grove]

I need to play more Infinite Wealth

[stone sierra]

me, at 8:20 on a workday

[patent grove]

it’s good so far

[idle forum]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Azf_F8wgURA?feature=share

[patent grove]

I also need to beat Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii

[idle forum]

wtf

[stone sierra]

Same. Started it a year ago and have yet to finish it

Goes to show how often i boot up my pc

[patent grove]

Lol

[stone sierra]

Who the hell is Bill supposed to be?

[patent grove]

Saejima?

[woeful axle]

Saejima yes

[patent grove]

I know he wore a hoodie like that at one point

[short totem]

Kyriu Chan!

[patent grove]

Honestly being in a restaurant with the yakuza characters seems like a entertaining time

[stone sierra]

Ah. Taiga

[patent grove]

Provided you’re not the enemy

[stone sierra]

Smol car

[patent grove]

I wonder if Stranger than heaven will have Kazuma in it as a playable character

Kiryu’s father

[stone sierra]

Doubt it

[patent grove]

Fair

[woeful axle]

Old man Snake treatment

but for kiryu

[patent grove]

Hopefully there’s at least grandparents of the modern yakuza characters or something

[stone sierra]

Stranger than Haven takes place before yakuza

[patent grove]

True

[woeful axle]

great great great grand father from Isshin

[patent grove]

It takes place in the 1940s, doesn’t it?

[stone sierra]

I still need to play that

[patent grove]

Isshin is cool

[stone sierra]

Iirc, yes

[woeful axle]

1940s .....is certainly an interesting time

[patent grove]

I love games that are based in 1600-1800s japan

[stone sierra]

Moreso that the MC is a westerner

[patent grove]

American?

[stone sierra]

Can’t remember

[patent grove]

It wouldn’t be too out of place tbh

[rocky rose]

so… edo

[patent grove]

I forgot the time period name lol

[stone sierra]

edo-period Japan is both amazing and weird

[patent grove]

Yep

[stone sierra]

@patent grove you should watch Shogun

[rocky rose]

we’re in reiwa now

[stone sierra]

or read the books

[patent grove]

I should

[woeful axle]

western mc will be an interesting change

[rocky rose]

technically

[woeful axle]

also yeah, Shogun

[patent grove]

It has Hiroyuki Sanada in it I believe

[stone sierra]

yeah, isn't it more of a "tradition" thing than anything else?

[woeful axle]

and blue eyed samurai

[stone sierra]

didn't they say they would make another season of Shogun?

[woeful axle]

[patent grove]

I was watching a abroad in Japan video

It had Ken Watanabe in it

I was scared for Chris lol

[stone sierra]

abroad in japan is a very meh channel

[woeful axle]

Ken Watanabe looks so angry if he wants to

[patent grove]

I’ve been watching Tokyo Lens a lot

[stone sierra]

Shogun season 2 is in the works. noice

[patent grove]

I know people are mixed on Tom Cruise, but I think the last samurai movie was good

[stone sierra]

S2 jumps forward 10 years after the book, so it's a gamble

[patent grove]

Not historically accurate but it was decent

[stone sierra]

tom cruise is a one trick pony actor.

[patent grove]

I agree

[stone sierra]

i can't think of a single good movie he's been in

except deadpool 2 if that counts

[patent grove]

Honestly I feel like Japan would be a amazing place to visit for me

[stone sierra]

or was that brad pitt?

[woeful axle]

Eyes wide shut

[patent grove]

Brad pitt

[woeful axle]

and thats cause he plays a loser

[patent grove]

He appears for about 3 seconds

[viral wedge]

Tropic thunder

[stone sierra]

he wasn't main cast, tho

or was he?

[woeful axle]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-wide-shut-tom-cruise-eyes-wide-shut-walk-kubrick-4k-gif-9504617016144879921

[stone sierra]

see? completely forgettable.

[patent grove]

He’s a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude

[stone sierra]

that's RDJ.

[viral wedge]

Because he had heavy makeup and didn't look like him

[patent grove]

What was the movie where Tom Cruise plays a assassin?

[viral wedge]

But his role was relevant

[patent grove]

Apparently that movie was decent (?)

[woeful axle]

eh...mission impossible?

Oh

wait

[patent grove]

He had white hair in the movie

[woeful axle]

Collateral

[viral wedge]

And like Kevin Spacey in se7en, his participation was hidden from the public

[patent grove]

I’ve never actually seen the movie tbh

[woeful axle]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-cruise-collateral-yo-homie-that-my-briefcase-gif-8509797013732110540

[uncut ermine]

I need a family sitcom with a normal family and their totally not demonic adopted daughter

[viral wedge]

Collateral

[woeful axle]

Its alright but a majority of the plot can be condensed to like 20 minutes

[stone sierra]

ok, risky business and tropic thunder

Top Gun and A Few Good Men

[patent grove]

I forgot i had the “Wolverine: in Japan” graphic novel

[stone sierra]

so 4-5 movies in his 40+y career

[woeful axle]

What about Edge of Tomorrow

https://tenor.com/view/running-major-william-cage-edge-of-tomorrow-running-away-omw-gif-11056264198614371067

[viral wedge]

I think the mission impossible movies are fine, although it is basically the same plot every time

[woeful axle]

its like actionmovie slop but I like it

[stone sierra]

they've made 8 of the damned things. almost as bad as FF

[woeful axle]

just like how all the Equalizer movies are John Wick slop

but still fun

[stone sierra]

pretty sure it's the other way around

since Equalizer predates John Wick

wait, shit, no.

both came out in 2014!?

[woeful axle]

[stone sierra]

i could've sworn Equalizer was from the 00s

[woeful axle]

it definitely felt like it

but they kept making them up to 4

[stone sierra]

and John Wick from, well, definitely not 2014

more like 2019 or later

man, how time flies

[torn swallow]

https://youtu.be/gTYd7E40vu4

[stone sierra]

tl;dr?

[woeful axle]

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

https://old.reddit.com/r/Nightreign/comments/1szpqh7/peak_triple_executor_moment_with_randoms/

this is pretty cool

[torn swallow]

A thank you to all who bought and played windrose

[near topaz]

https://x.com/subnautica/status/2049865779558887865?s=46&t=1_gFjP0iEIRpxRpHu4okhg

Subnautica (@Subnautica)

The depths are calling… 🐟

The Subnautica 2 Early Access cinematic trailer is out now! Make sure you watch all the way to the end for a surprise 🫣

https://t.co/tKn1S5mewz

X · Apr 30, 2026, 2:57 PM

[brazen ivy]

subnautica 2 has so many plagued issues its not even funny i think its cooked even if the people got it back

[edgy prairie]

WHAT

https://youtu.be/8EZhCzFaQuw?si=bsxEjEGwF9LScw1k

Cant wait for IGN to say too much water

[near topaz]

0/10 no tail

[woeful axle]

IGN was in the mood for a racing game, bad at racing 3/10

[subtle lintel]

Should I mix the glue with paint so the edge is solid or leave it as a rainbow with a layer of yellowed glue over it

[brazen ivy]

i don't know what i'm looking at here but it looks like those terrible cutting boards we learned to make in shop class

[subtle lintel]

A prepped paper edge for a tearaway pad

[spice geyser]

It kind if looks like the ChatGPT logo

[sleek garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-dancing-dragon-quest-dance-game-gif-16054664

[spice geyser]

Nerds.

[subtle lintel]

I need to apply 3 coats of glue then trim it then make a cover

[brazen ivy]

i mean all ai logos look like buttholes

[torn swallow]

The butthole logo lol

[spice geyser]

This is true

I mean genAI does nothing but take in works of art and spits out shitty imitations

[alpine pike]

Drinking water is okey, choking on it is not:
https://youtu.be/0bA5Hfd6QXE

[spice geyser]

GenAI will never be superior to actual human made art

[brazen ivy]

[woeful axle]

Cat geepeetee

[uncut ermine]

Fitting

[sleek garnet]

You are worth more than ai

[woeful axle]

https://tenor.com/view/ggf-gato-like-gif-8141745260571442902

[uncut ermine]

That's where shit comes out of

[alpine pike]

The butt of the joke

[spice geyser]

You know, normally I'm like, "no one is better than another cause we all have different skills and affinities we're good at" but no, I- barely a writer, not even an artist- am so much better than some generator who made a "masterpiece" by typing a paragraph into a text to image site

[torn swallow]

Chat jippity

[ornate seal]

That middle one is after a particularly bad visit to Taco Bell

[frigid pulsar]

When it finally starts doing something right, they stop it 😐

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y9wen5z8ro

[woeful axle]

I wonder if enough people started asking it the same question if it would freak out

[patent grove]

We should take OpenAI and move it somewhere else

[torn swallow]

Theyre trying to supress us

[uncut ermine]

Claudes logo looks like the face of those butthole mii's people keep making in tomadachi life living the dream

[patent grove]

It’s not like AI companies are helping the economy

[torn swallow]

[sleek garnet]

Looks like it’s time to get ChatGPT to talk about gremlins instead

Or something

[trim stone]

Hi

[torn swallow]

Thats is true
Also you are more profitable than openAI

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-rem-dead-lock-hello-gif-1147038669201383897

[woeful axle]

why no closeAi

[uncut ermine]

The resemblance

[alpine pike]

No

I do not like to look at shit

[uncut ermine]

What shit?

The Claude logo?

It does look like shit

Literally

[woeful axle]

B Hole

b as in brand

the Brand Hole

[sleek garnet]

https://youtu.be/8EZhCzFaQuw?si=le-7YrswB3XxVE-H

[uncut ermine]

The walls after I ate taco bell

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/이환-异环-nte-neverness-to-everness-민트-gif-4548368057008562381

Mint is so silly

[uncut ermine]

The f*** is this UV Mapping 😭

[patent grove]

What in the planters peanut is that?

[uncut ermine]

Tomadachi life living the dream has horrible UV Mapping for various objects

Specifically with user created stuff

[frail otter]

That owl looks comfy

[novel horizon]

Roses are red, chat don't dismay. For when the sun rises, 🍜

[sleek garnet]

Is this Thor’s new house?

I haven’t had any news shenanigans occur

I haven’t been able to top the frog suit

[potent quail]

Not exactly sure I do want to update this at work...

[prisma sky]

The evil update

lol

[narrow cedar]

Internets still borked.

[glass rune]

I flipping hate AI

[mental canopy]

it's the smiling friends building

[green kelp]

Evil zoom be like
"i will not spy on you and allow high quality sessions without time limit"

[glass rune]

Makes me sad af

I hope AI just goes away

[narrow cedar]

Same.

[glass rune]

[potent quail]

At work, AI is engrained now is every thing that is done. it would be impossible to reduce AI use - unless it causes something catastrophic .. which probably will happen in the short term future.

[green kelp]

It will not. Useless thing like gen AI will go away tho, so yipee on that

[glass rune]

I hope so

[sleek garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1296151610275401772/thor_cheer.gif

Maybe Thor really is meant to be a model… a vtuber model

[trim stone]

Some thing to show the class!

[subtle lintel]

https://youtu.be/OHAjc-ayhus

[topaz flame]

Man it's been awhile since I've had a steak

[indigo nest]

got it

[topaz flame]

Really good stuff

[trim stone]

Dax look

Look at the rare land potato

[trim stone]

Penguin look

[alpine pike]

Well it wouldn't be based on reality as the proof is never delivered

[alpine pike]

nice bait

[topaz flame]

Got another 1 pound steak marinating in the fridge

2 pound London broil cut down the center

[alpine pike]

You know what they say, in for a penny, in for a pound

[trim stone]

That is the illusive land potato

[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/money-coins-gif-8869215

[hasty lagoon]

Oh look a penny

[alpine pike]

The kind of pennies that makes me want to go to the toilet

[hasty lagoon]

…

[alpine pike]

Hey, corporations skims on the pennies, so I am going to bide my time

[narrow cedar]

GOD DANGIT HOWS MY INTERNET STILL DUCKED

[narrow cedar]

Its real

[alpine pike]

No I am saying that the bait for the dog to jump

[hasty lagoon]

Comcast moment

[hasty lagoon]

Want a led electrical?

[narrow cedar]

Yes. What's happening?

[hasty lagoon]

LMFAO IT WAS A SHOT IN THE DARK 😭🙏

[alpine pike]

And I still laugh because it's a shocking joke

[hasty lagoon]

Comcast is ass is what’s prolly happening

[hasty lagoon]

I will hook you up to my bench power supply and send 30v 10a through you

[narrow cedar]

Its not terrible service for what I need but the prices suck dick.

Also its the only game in town so....

[alpine pike]

That is indeed a vibe

[hasty lagoon]

Whoa you can say that here?

[narrow cedar]

It is a proper name

[slow tinsel]

And a proper insult that doesnt hurt anybody

[near topaz]

Bag of dicks and box o shit, two real things you can get

[slow tinsel]

Prices dont have feelings, sadly they wont be down from being insulted

[alpine pike]

I swear, the Primeagen doing a humiliation ritual would be funny, but that was not this:
https://youtu.be/V-ZvAw_VNk4

[patent grove]

Verizon might be worse than comcast

[final hollow]

confimed working for big succ

[patent grove]

Do him & Thor still talk?

[alpine pike]

I do not know, sure does not look like it

[uncut ermine]

This is why no entities have haunted us in years, we bully the shit out of them

[slow tinsel]

Lobotomy

[alpine pike]

And Valve would still win, they don't do anything as the competition just does things worse

[slow tinsel]

> be valve
> do nothing
> win

[edgy prairie]

This is how they install the valve on the head

[ornate seal]

That's far too high up. They need to cut him at the neck to preserve his head like the Futurama Jars

[near topaz]

> does something
> wins even harder

[stone sierra]

oh my, what has Caboose done now?

[slow tinsel]

> be valve
> do something
> win even harder

[slow tinsel]

Backslash \

[alpine pike]

Having a talk

[edgy prairie]

Can we grant no billionaires immortality but instead Gabe

https://tenor.com/view/gabe-n-gif-gif-20834894

[slow tinsel]

Billionaires shouldnt exist in the first place

[near topaz]

Except Gabe

[slow tinsel]

Not until everyones needs are fullfilled

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/gaben-gif-25325451

[edgy prairie]

Wait till you hear about trillionairs

[slow tinsel]

We already have the first trillionaire, technically

[near topaz]

Now there’s the real problem, not even Gabe should be allowed that

[alpine pike]

|| https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/284828648056422401/1499456082337333490/ssstwitter.com_1777568575302.mp4?ex=69f4dccc&is=69f38b4c&hm=edb537a74ffbf5ce4606beb02c9103fe1287618f18581a53ea3287ffdf245b11& ||

[stone sierra]

Gabe would probably divide the immortality for a reasonable price

[edgy prairie]

Ik, and its terrible

😭

[stone sierra]

I'm not saying humanity doesn't deserve Gabe, but it doesn't

[edgy prairie]

Lol

[final hollow]

I think people can remain friends, even if they aren't brought up on stream all the time

[slow tinsel]

People die on the street and we got people that dont know where to spend all their money

I got this crazy idea yall
Taxing rich people may be... a good thing?

[ornate seal]

Hell people can be best friends and not talk every day

[hallow sleet]

they should give their money to me, i am totally a good investment

[near topaz]

Oh hey Dan 👋

[narrow cedar]

I have discovered its Comcast being ass

[slow tinsel]

So am i

[near topaz]

RED is looking for you

[ornate seal]

schemello

[ornate seal]

Huh

[stone sierra]

Hell, people can be in a serious relationship and not talk for days while being in the same space

[hallow sleet]

doesnt work, they weild so much wealth that any attempt at doing so has led them to either flee or pour cash into corrupt political movements

[glass rune]

As much as I agree problem is that only works if all countires do it all at once so they cannot RAT OUT to another country.

[final hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-gif-22037253

[hasty lagoon]

But the p word is mean?

https://tenor.com/view/america-explain-gif-11525000

[hasty lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2-spy-x-family-spy-bruh-bruh-moment-gif-25527210

[final hollow]

friendships work like games on stream: if you're not hanging out with them right this second, you must hate them.

[edgy prairie]

Which one?

The British one?

[final hollow]

I've always found that funny. josh strife was playing ff14 for a day, and suddely chat was all in uproar if he had quit wow and his guild there

[edgy prairie]

British swears/insults/exclamations so much better than American ones

[near topaz]

Wooh I love paying for an unlimited plan, using all the unlimited unlimited, and getting reduced unlimited

[edgy prairie]

They sound nicer and have more personality

Let me say bloody more

Brilliant

[hallow sleet]

WAIT

I KNOW WHAT TO MAKE AS MY EMBLEM INSTEAD OF STEALING MONARCH'S

YESS

[edgy prairie]

Huh

[stone sierra]

want to buy some letters there, bud?

[hallow sleet]

ok so the monarch part of my name is a reference to project wingman, the MCs emblem is whats on my earpiece

[gentle juniper]

Didn't we shoot that guy down over Cascadia?

[ornate seal]

Do you mean RED as in, the RED that exists here?

[hallow sleet]

crimson, not monarch

[gentle juniper]

Ah right, no coffee no braincells

[hasty lagoon]

Another word for 🐱

[hallow sleet]

but i really like the crown/butterfly design

[hasty lagoon]

M-

Monarch-

Monarch….

M- m-

[hallow sleet]

if you do it i will eat you

[hasty lagoon]

MONARCH LEGACY OF MONSTERSSSAAAAAAAAAA

[gentle juniper]

Three strikes was good too

[hallow sleet]

ok nvm

[hasty lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-scream-screaming-fire-gojira-gif-12763782

[hallow sleet]

three strikes is also an S tier AC name

[hasty lagoon]

Bro was just aura farming

[edgy prairie]

Interesting

[gentle juniper]

Z.O.E. is bae though

[hasty lagoon]

Like there was no need to even do that