general_chat

[novel horizon]

I'm poor

this country's economy is almost as catastrophic as the climate. but I'll not get into more detail there

[alpine pike]

I am so happy I have a 360 drone camera

Pictures like that are amazing

[dusk meteor]

Just immigrate toJapan, move into one of the empty villages, become bffs with @rocky rose ez

[alpine pike]

Yeah, like some podcasters does

And never learn the language

but say you do

like a true poser

[dusk meteor]

Yeah

[stone sierra]

@ember zephyr I am mildly disappointed by PHM (the movie)

8/10 if I ignore the book. 3/10 if I don’t

[autumn arch]

Gamers

[rocky rose]

living here sucks too

[narrow cedar]

Welp haven't been clocked in 5 minutes and am already pissed must be a new record

[narrow cedar]

Least its pretty..... I guess

[novel horizon]

My partner actually wants to settle down in japan if we ever got the chance

[autumn arch]

I have a hard time seeing me leave this town, leaving friends and some family behind, could not imagine a completely different country

Even if I was alone and had no one beforehand

[autumn arch]

Imagine the grocery list app gets progressively more concerned

"Hi! You haven't made a list in awhile! Why not take inventory now in the app? :)"

"Howdy! It's been eight weeks! ...since you last made any list! Hope you're getting fed well! Pop in sometime!"

[alpine pike]

IT doesn't suck completely, every country have the bad places/people

[autumn arch]

"It's... it's been 6 months... are you okay? Can you get to food from your current location?"

"...It's been a year...

...are you still alive...

...I hope you're still alive...

...please..."

[robust laurel]

Average Blades in the Dark session:

[ancient zenith]

tingly

nom nom

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-9458886823049329611

[autumn arch]

"YOUR MEMBERSHIP TO EASYFOODLIST HAS EXPIRED. PAY OR STARVE."

MFW

[kindred kayak]

nap didn’t work
shoveling sleepy juice to see if that helps

[autumn arch]

Sleepy juice

...?

[kindred kayak]

turkey extract

[autumn arch]

Define extract

[patent current]

OH MY GOD the way they look up at him in confusion and disbelief XD https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CFGPPIKWgS0

[stone sierra]

https://youtube.com/shorts/qk3wPCcxXZE

[alpine pike]

The most casual killstreak ever

[alpine pike]

The voice over just adds to the seriousness

[kindred kayak]

the juice

[distant iron]

raisin

[slim kraken]

HOLY SHIT

A FALCON JUST FLEW RIGHT BY ME, MY MOM AND MY DAD WHILE CHASING A SMALLER BIRD. WOOOOW.

THAT WAS REALLY CLOSE

I thought that idiot was gonna smack me

[distant iron]

my plants when i am lazy for one day

[kindred kayak]

falcon
PUNCH

[slim kraken]

That was crazy

[primal harbor]

Flerf -> Reality
Never happens any other way

[alpine pike]

https://tenor.com/view/gorilla-shark-gif-20606137

[fierce imp]

time to wait 2 hours for shit to convert

[slim kraken]

I am no small bird mr falcon

Go get that junco and leave me ALONE

Junco snacc mmm

[alpine pike]

at least the CPU is working 2x it's capabilities

[fierce imp]

100% is one core

lol

it's now at 406%

[alpine pike]

But Troy Mclure is always right:
https://youtu.be/M2Lw9SaDkN8

[fierce imp]

poor macbook air

[patent current]

I had that happen before, but it was a buzzard not a falcon. We were at this animal protection center thing, and he was a burb they raised, so he's a regular there. He was sitting on top of a little wooden hut thing besides the road, VICIOUSLY staring at us while we walked up, and then he flew at us.

[worthy urchin]

you wanna know what doesnt come from a plant though?

[slim kraken]

So Troy Mclure, should I eat the falcon?

[fierce imp]

but big ol' series is a bit too large on h264

[worthy urchin]

humans

[fierce imp]

so converting to h265

to hopefully fit on my ipad

[worthy urchin]

humans dont come from a plant

[fierce imp]

cause i'm going on vacation

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/when-you-laugh-but-have-to-think-the-simpsons-gif-7828721

[alpine pike]

You just need to eat meat

[fierce imp]

and i wanna binge in the car

[slim kraken]

FOLLOW HIM
TO THE SPRINGFIELD AQUARIUM

[slim kraken]

"They cant expect us to swallow this tripe"

[alpine pike]

Got damnit, now I got reminded of this:
https://youtu.be/I2rLSv8ZKyQ

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/simpson-maggy-simpson-clou-humour-gif-1903315190905246744

[weak vessel]

do we want skynet?
because I think this is how we get skynet...

2 terrabytes

[outer kiln]

“No please, no” gets me every time

[alpine pike]

It's just Artifical

[patent current]

AI is not smart enough to be skynet. If we get skynet it will be much more boring XD

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/simon-cowell-look-stare-red-eyes-laser-gif-12692635

[alpine pike]

The fact that the Mafia goes to the DMV is the best part

[weak vessel]

doesn't have to "intelligent" to be dangerous
just has to act as-if it's intelligent and that'll be bad enough

[outer kiln]

It’s a good bit all around

[alpine pike]

Old Simpsons had bits that just flies over because it's just multifaceted layers to the jokes

[slow tinsel]

wrong chat mb

[alpine pike]

Playing Sims with the miis, nice

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/cartoons-dont-have-to-be-realistic-100percent-one-hundred-percent-bart-simpson-homer-simpson-gif-20390060

[weak vessel]

anyhow, I gots to bail
I has project to deliver tomorrow
and then I get paid 🔥

but needs a spit and polish before I export the final files

[slim kraken]

Boy Scouts n da Hood is such a good episode

[slow tinsel]

the person i'm in a relationship with now is an irl friend of mine (who i have a crush on )

[patent current]

That's what I'm saying. They already trust it with shit it should NOT be trusted with, and it will definitely go wrong. If it somehow ends up in charge of world conquering capabilityes, and decides to kill us all, it will be much less interesting than Terminator.

[alpine pike]

Well if the game says that, time to crush the dream

[slow tinsel]

She's not into me

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-head-book-worm-homer-simpson-bart-simpson-smart-person-gif-13429430

[slow tinsel]

but i'm okay with that

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-lisa-simpson-excellent-evil-plan-gif-10019650832353174844

[hasty lagoon]

Glad to hear you’re okie and so happy for the pay bump fren! Congrats lesgo!!!! And sucks about the increased in person time I hate commutes so I feel ya but proud of you fren 👉💖 let’s keep after it >:3

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-chinese-man-cigarette-yelling-gif-20864925

@hasty lagoon

[patent current]

Omigoshu! Tortol! Thas how my tortol used to be! Nyow she's larg :3

[hasty lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/talking-mad-angry-pointing-gun-gun-gif-17815350

[outer kiln]

https://youtu.be/ex99drFJhHQ

[edgy storm]

Evil Robot.

[hasty lagoon]

bro i have been hooked in by the warhammer cinemaverse

[trim stone]

I’m done with my part of inventory!

[alpine pike]

https://youtu.be/m59QO_sBrzw

[hasty lagoon]

astartes

then pariah nexus

now the tithes

its..

its so peak...

[slim kraken]

THATS IT
BACK TO WINNIPEG

[trim stone]

Hey donut :3

[hasty lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-for-the-emperor-into-the-fires-of-battle-warhammer-40k-join-me-brother-gif-17902993242544165360

[alpine pike]

Nelson is such a bully, but got damn is that funny

[primal harbor]

the love of warhammer is so strong

the fanfic factions got

CANONIZED

[hasty lagoon]

i big noob to warhammer universe

still learning lore

[alpine pike]

Too bad that the owner of the IP are such bastards

[slim kraken]

Hi

[alpine pike]

But the community though, like the only thing that held the whole shabang afloat

[trim stone]

How goes it

[slim kraken]

Chilling outside

A falcon almost side swipped me, my mom and my dad. Threaded between us chasing a small bird

Nature is wild

[trim stone]

Yea it’s nice out so I’m trying to be outside as much as possible at work

[outer kiln]

Brother!

[patent current]

Okie chaaaattt!!! U are all absolutely lovely and huggable! If there was a finite ammount of hugs in the world, I'd make them infinite, so you can get all of them! :3 U deserve to fulfill your wildest dreams, bc you all ROCK!!! :3 nyow nini, here's ur snackieees: ||🍪 🍪 🧇 🥧 🍩 🥞 🧇 🧇 🥧 🍪 🍪 🍩 🍩 🍩 🍮 🧇 🧇 🧇 ||

[uncut ermine]

how have I not heard of electric jar openers before

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-handshake-meme-my-man-warhammer-gif-16490395860613617777

[trim stone]

Oh wanna see what one of my customers gave to me out of the blue today

[outer kiln]

Sure

[hasty lagoon]

GRIPPLES

[outer kiln]

ADI!

[slow tinsel]

adussy

hi hello

[hasty lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/brother-space-marine-confused-warhammer-40k-to-battle-gif-1814427968450604549

[hasty lagoon]

vio hai!

[dusk meteor]

Zafaroth

[trim stone]

An entire quart jar of homemade maple syrup

[slow tinsel]

hi vio

[hasty lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-catstare-cat-stare-sus-catglare-cat-glare-gif-14942558849944709546

i would be very sus

[alpine pike]

Would you guys 3D print-file your own Warhammer suit?

[primal harbor]

Chat

[patent current]

Mmmm :3 tree milk :3

[primal harbor]

I think

I need a new GPU

[uncut ermine]

MOUSE IS THAT A SYMBIOTE?!

[primal harbor]

Idk why this is happening

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/imperial-parade-warhammer40k-imperial-guard-space-marines-dreadnought-gif-22382055

[alpine pike]

That, or better drivers

[trim stone]

If you think maple syrup is a symbiote

[wheat jasper]

<@&1489742543662092439>

[patent current]

It could be a monitor issue.

[uncut ermine]

Mouse got that marvel symbiote in a jar

[outer kiln]

This scene goes hard af

[primal harbor]

i just turned it on

😢

[uncut ermine]

I have never seen maple syrup that dark

[alpine pike]

Well it's windows so you might be lucky it's just Windows

[primal harbor]

im on arch linux

:3

[patent current]

Then it's defo drivers, or it could simply be faulty, right out of the package.

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/puter-gif-6093139720470095902

[alpine pike]

oh, damnit well..

[primal harbor]

i bought it last year

it has to be xorg

im not sure whats wrong

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/king-crab-battletech-king-crab-battletech-mechwarrior-mechwarrior-king-crab-gif-9061798129423776655

[patent current]

I mean, there has to be some testing software for gpu's.

[primal harbor]

i updated my system

it still doesnt

AA

[patent current]

Robit ♥️

[primal harbor]

A

ITS DONIG IT TO DISCORD NOW

[outer kiln]

Mechs are awesome 👏

[primal harbor]

IDK WHAT DO

EVERYTHIGN IS SPARKLING

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/hired-steel-hunchback-battletech-gif-11584839718339234902

[worthy urchin]

MODS

ASSEMBLE

[primal harbor]

i may have to delet and go back to garbage windows

[outer kiln]

Try mint

[patent current]

The dots are not persistent? Then it could be the cable.

[outer kiln]

I’m going to

[primal harbor]

they are persistanty

[alpine pike]

Not as funny

https://youtu.be/tiE31WOPTa8

[patent current]

Battletech my beloved ♥️

[trim stone]

@slim kraken

[primal harbor]

and the cable is fine

when i move it nothing changes

[slim kraken]

?

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/mechwarrior-battletech-warhammer-gif-10658826

[primal harbor]

it gets worse the more i move a window

[hasty lagoon]

bro the dreadnought lore is so wholesome

[trim stone]

Homemade maple syrup

[primal harbor]

or when a video is playing

[ancient zenith]

well stop moving windows then

smh

[outer kiln]

It is and isn’t, but in 40K lore it’s almost as wholesome as it can get

[ancient zenith]

tree juice

[worthy urchin]

that doesnt look like enough to share with chat...

[primal harbor]

i think im gonna give up on linux

[trim stone]

That’s bold of you to assume I’m sharing

[primal harbor]

too much work

and everything keeps breaking

[viral wedge]

Thank you, Adi . You are always so cheerful. And how's the Gyatt Master doing?

[worthy urchin]

you cant just syruppost in general chat and not share..

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-gif-16098567685567412877

BLACK GOLD

[patent current]

Beeeg robit :3

[slim kraken]

TEXAS TEA

[hasty lagoon]

yup but i meant in that scene in particular i remeber seeing a yt short of it and someone described how theyd be honored and happy to be awoken not for war but to march on holy land

[outer kiln]

It’s my syrup

[hasty lagoon]

was pookie

[trim stone]

I got it for free out of the blue

[worthy urchin]

robit? What does it have for me to rob? money? jewels and crystals belonging to a french museum?

[outer kiln]

Oh yeah that part is very wholesome

[primal harbor]

literally unusable

[slim kraken]

Nice

[ancient zenith]

luckily it wasn't canned moose

[outer kiln]

Dreadnaught: “oh this is nice, I’m meeting a lot of people like me too.”

[trim stone]

It’s a lot more viscous that store bought syrup

[patent current]

Okie nyow I sewiously gotta shbeebie :3 U pookies all ROCK!!! Realise ur dreams!!! :3 UwU OmO UmU

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/limbo-limbo-of-the-lost-briggs-flute-song-gif-4325752848046362575

[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-cat-goodnight-gif-20504069

chat

guess the time

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/jwycat-gif-27153259

[patent current]

Nini reeeedddd!!!

[ancient zenith]

eepy time!

😴

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-good-night-gn-tuck-in-shark-gif-8190000643579181094

[fierce imp]

ah.

right

[ancient zenith]

code moment

[fierce imp]

yeah

[ancient zenith]

very orange

[outer kiln]

What am i looking at

[dusk meteor]

So annoying to clean those on my phone

[alpine pike]

Is that Zed IDE?

[fierce imp]

i decided to redo a WHOLE file

[fierce imp]

no vscode

[alpine pike]

ah okey

[ancient zenith]

vscode got a new default theme

I hate it

I switched it back

[fierce imp]

450 line file

completely redoing it

[ancient zenith]

hey count yourself lucky, we have files at work of 10k lines

[fierce imp]

because some kid on tiktok pointed out how shit it was

[alpine pike]

Is it gray-dark or what kind of theme is it?

[fierce imp]

i do aswell

atleast close

[ancient zenith]

generally speaking at those kinds of numbers you gotta rethink your file contents and whether it all makes sense or whether it should be split up

or it's just legacy tech debt code and there's no way you can get to cleaning it up

anyway eepies

[uncut ermine]

Chat do not put a whole bag of jelly beans up your A**

I'm still farting them out

[slim kraken]

Even as a joke this is questionable

[alpine pike]

You just found NASA some new fuel

[slim kraken]

Chat, throw the tomatoes

[dusk meteor]

Boooo

[trim stone]

eats battery

[dusk meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-booing-boo-crowd-booing-spongebob-squarepants-gif-25252105

[uncut ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/jellybeans-i-put-a-whole-bag-stan-twitter-floptok-up-my-gif-2534015559641858872

[fierce imp]

i mean uhmm my whole window manager of my OS is split up into 2 files with the main one being 4000 lines long

i mean

perfectly fineeeeee

if it works

it works

type shit

[fallow axle]

hey, stop

[alpine pike]

If you wanna get charged, there are better ways to do that

[ornate seal]

#piracy-requests

Also <@&1489742543662092439>

[alpine pike]

Electron.. nice.. but not really?

[trim stone]

Why tho 😭😭

[fallow axle]

batteries are bad for the tummy

[dusk meteor]

Pls no linku to sus program

[trim stone]

But they taste good

[alpine pike]

Damn, now I cannot post Link

[fallow axle]

bad for the tummy

[trim stone]

Fine!!!

[uncut ermine]

Aw man, now I can't post a link to notascam .com

😢

[alpine pike]

I am thinking more Link from Zelda

[opaque kite]

It's legit. Your can build yourself i understand. Also shoutout to temple os and holy c

[dusk meteor]

[uncut ermine]

||ngl I wonder if that url actually works lmao||

[ornate seal]

This isn't a piracy server.

[opaque kite]

Ah ok my bad

[trim stone]

I’ll stop eating batteries

[alpine pike]

I mean torrents isn't exactly piracy

But people tend to torrent copyright material though

[ornate seal]

Yea yea the difference is well known, no need to get pedantic about it

[fallow axle]

your tum tum will thank you

[trim stone]

But glue on the other hand/j

[alpine pike]

Its not padantic as the premise of the internet itself is to download pieces of data

[uncut ermine]

I wonder if I can get ao3 on TikTok

[fallow axle]

they make non-toxic glue for a reason!

[primal harbor]

DO NOT THE GLUE

[alpine pike]

Do it

[trim stone]

They should make non toxic batteries

[alpine pike]

Paste gives you powers to copy

[uncut ermine]

Problem is whenever I try to open YouTube from the built in browser it opens up another browser

[dusk meteor]

Erm aktually Dan

https://tenor.com/view/cat-discord-nerd-gif-2472859695077396998

[trim stone]

I want to say for the ones who are a little thick in the skull region I don’t actually eat batteries or glue

[indigo nest]

I hate Bradford pears with a burning passion. And they’re planted all along the walk to and from my classes.

[dusk meteor]

You should

[alpine pike]

Could have fooled me

[slim kraken]

Yeah and I dont actually eat crayons

[alpine pike]

In this economy?

[primal harbor]

X) doubt

[dusk meteor]

Good news chat

I just realized

[opaque kite]

Have you tried something like ArcDLP. It can transcode stuff from tiktok I believe

[dusk meteor]

I do infact have the power to edit people's nicknames

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/good-news-everyone-futurama-gif-6555928607678391612

[indigo nest]

Uh oh

[trim stone]

Don’t….

[fallow axle]

OOO

[trim stone]

Resist it zaf!

[fallow axle]

give me something silly!!

[primal harbor]

wrong

in fact

[alpine pike]

Whom is the first victim test subject?

[primal harbor]

prove

or you are big gay (affectionate)
:3

[narrow cedar]

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T EAT THEM AT ALL

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/gabby-daemons-of-the-shadow-realm-yomi-no-tsugai-daemon-little-ed-riding-hood-red-gif-15919505770307490854

Gobble

[trim stone]

Nah

[dusk meteor]

I've done crime

[fallow axle]

[dusk meteor]

@fallow axle

[primal harbor]

nuh

[narrow cedar]

Yaaaah

[fallow axle]

i shall charish it

[alpine pike]

Damn

[dusk meteor]

You can fix it any time just by editing your own name back

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/greggs-bobby-portlock-fang-gif-21509767

[dusk meteor]

It's not permanent

[primal harbor]

FFXIII

my child

[alpine pike]

In all fairness, a bad nickname in a PG-13 server would be good to change nicknames

[primal harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/sqex-square-enix-final-fantasy-ff-lightning-gif-26260596

[alpine pike]

I really thought it was going to change from him to someone else

[primal harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/quistis-trepe-ff8-ffviii-willem-dafoe-gif-26282684

[alpine pike]

Still the eyes are really distorted

[primal harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/tifa-lockhart-aerith-gainsborough-angry-mad-cloud-strife-gif-9112532407290399527

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/かみ太-gif-3909261986854064101

[primal harbor]

bugs

[alpine pike]

Actually looks like Mirror cosplayers from F76

[slim kraken]

I like bugs

Critters

[alpine pike]

that name change

Get Zafarathoth'd

[dusk meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/book-comic-dont-kno-dont-know-dunno-gif-10210941860258278211

[primal harbor]

wb

crustations

[primal harbor]

GET YO MF EARS OUTTA DA CAPTION

[copper tree]

https://youtu.be/GnOpIQJnYWU

[dusk meteor]

OK I'm done subtly editing nicknames

[edgy prairie]

Oh no

[primal harbor]

EHY

ASIDUFHALISKUEFHGLAKS

[edgy prairie]

LOL

[copper tree]

bsdcat

[primal harbor]

STOP IT

[edgy prairie]

Jokes on you my name was already edited by MYSELF

[primal harbor]

[copper tree]

You are no longer a bug!

[uncut ermine]

https://x.com/i/status/2046665494384583045

GLITCH (@glitch_prod)

TADC: The Last Act IS COMING TO EUROPE!!
Screenings added in:
- United Kingdom 🇬🇧
- Ireland 🇮🇪
- Spain 🇪🇸
- Germany 🇩🇪
- France 🇫🇷
AND MORE!!!! 🇵🇹 🇨🇭 🇳🇴 🇫🇮 🇵🇱 🇦🇹 🇸🇪 🇩🇰 🇮🇸 🇮🇹 🇲🇰 🇳🇱 🇧🇪 🇱🇺 🇸🇰 🇪🇪 🇱🇻 🇨🇿 🇱🇹 ...

X · Apr 21, 2026, 7:00 PM

[edgy prairie]

Hehe

[uncut ermine]

Good news

[edgy prairie]

Oh thats sick

[next comet]

oooh cool :D

[dusk meteor]

Europe ain't real

[copper tree]

Sad that coco actually hates digital circus

[dusk meteor]

Each country gets 1 theater

As a treat

[copper tree]

As a threat

[primal harbor]

as a theat

[dusk meteor]

Yeah OK bscd

[primal harbor]

SHUTR UP

[copper tree]

Yeah sure bsdcat whatever you say

[primal harbor]

STOP BEIN MEAN

[uncut ermine]

STINKY BSCD

STINKEEEEEEH

[dusk meteor]

(You can change ti back anytime you want btw it's not permanent)

[primal harbor]

oih

[copper tree]

😭

[copper tree]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HCGXH15WoAIBy3e.webp

[primal harbor]

there we go

[dusk meteor]

😗

[uncut ermine]

Look it's you! @primal harbor

[dusk meteor]

🙁

[primal harbor]

dvd > cd

[uncut ermine]

BsDeez

[alpine pike]

BluRay

[uncut ermine]

WAIT

[copper tree]

PurpleRay

[uncut ermine]

Rename them to bsdeezcat

[primal harbor]

NO

DO NOT

[uncut ermine]

YES

[primal harbor]

DO NOT THAT

I SWEAR TO GOB

[uncut ermine]

DO IT

[primal harbor]

DONT

[copper tree]

bsodpussy otherwise

[dusk meteor]

Ur not on bluray yet

[primal harbor]

CHANGE MIKE TO STINKY MITE

[copper tree]

!stinky

Did not work

[uncut ermine]

baz PLEASE

[alpine pike]

!quote

[sullen parcel]

1. REALLY?! - Nightbot

[uncut ermine]

Rename them to BsDeezcat

[copper tree]

Cozy Bike

The seat must be immaculate

Heated booty fit

[alpine pike]

Wait, does that mean that Zaf can change the Nightbot nickname too?

[slim kraken]

!updog

[sullen parcel]

He has risen. Fear the dog.

[dusk meteor]

Uh let me check

[copper tree]

Tell me if you do I'll make a command

[dusk meteor]

Yes

[copper tree]

!assdog

[sullen parcel]

That's a weird dog...

[copper tree]

Hmmmmm

For a second I thought there wasn't the 'r'

[uncut ermine]

@BsDeezCat

[primal harbor]

ha

GET REKT

[copper tree]

Yeah sure bsdcat

[alpine pike]

Just go Full PS3vdCat

[dusk meteor]

OK I'm done for real feel free to fix yourself if you feel the need to

[patent grove]

Chat

[copper tree]

Did you fix nightbot though

!gort

[sullen parcel]

yarrBot Praise Be to the Great God Gort, Destroyer of worms, Disciple of Beans, Beloved of the Pantheon yarrBot https://pirate.wiki/wiki/Gort

[patent grove]

They’re lowering game pass Ultimate’s price

[uncut ermine]

BsBoobCat

[patent grove]

By about 5 smackaroos

[dusk meteor]

N

[copper tree]

A

[uncut ermine]

M

[dusk meteor]

C

[uncut ermine]

O

[copper tree]

O

[dusk meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/pacman-fortnite-fortnite-dance-gif-21127411

[uncut ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-tony-stark-tony-stark-meme-iron-man-meme-gif-25013071

[mortal pawn]

Hahahaa

[mortal pawn]

I made it better

^-^

[edgy prairie]

I love aviators they make me look so cool

[edgy prairie]

Me with coco

(Cause she IS fat)

Tica is stinky

Coco is fat

[copper tree]

since people refer to you as coco sometimes

Does that mean you're the fat one

sometimes

[edgy prairie]

Uh

Hmm

Well wouldnt be entirely incorrect I dont see myself as the most fit

[edgy prairie]

That combined with a cool jacket ooooo

[copper tree]

And an awesome bike

[edgy prairie]

I havent gone biking in a while

Theres better temperature now

[mortal pawn]

I really love this 4k transition stuff

[rare ginkgo]

I can no longer dig. It is raining

[mortal pawn]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXVRofTDrm4/?igsh=MW82cmM2MDlwbmV1eA==

[copper tree]

Loser mentality

[mortal pawn]

Its amazing what a little clarity can do

[uncut ermine]

I didn't know Peppa pig was based

[rare ginkgo]

I am NOT becoming the sopping wet trenchcoat man today

[copper tree]

BASED

ehem

I mean

nice meme

[rare ginkgo]

Excuse you, shadow loves all latinas, not just big booty ones

[uncut ermine]

Hasbro had to poo all over our fun because the website used to generate this got in a legal issue because of it

[copper tree]

Call me Sonic for I am a man of great taste

[alpine pike]

Shadow is approaching fast, luckily, no chaos emeralds

[uncut ermine]

Fortunately a legally independent version is now up so

[copper tree]

Call me Shadow for my love of the latinas

Call me Tails for my ingenuity in bagging a latina

[uncut ermine]

Sonic loves Asians

[rare ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-shadow-the-hedgehog-australosegredo-gif-16707806116602185431

[copper tree]

Call me Rose for the way I smell so good

[alpine pike]

Until asians killed Maria

[uncut ermine]

Id say blaze likes twinks

[copper tree]

He likes them a lot much

[mortal pawn]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXV3p50Dyoh/?igsh=ZHlpcDZ1dXhnbXZ2

[copper tree]

and is

[rare ginkgo]

Blaze absolutely likes twinks

[alpine pike]

I man Sonic is an Asian creation

[copper tree]

no no no

SILVER

likes twinks

Blaze likes long bacon

[alpine pike]

And what, Big likes French?

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/tadc-the-amazing-digital-circus-episode-6-kinger-jax-gif-18165792779306625938

[uncut ermine]

I mean why else does blaze have silver around

[copper tree]

Big likes froggy

[uncut ermine]

Blazes loves twinks obviously

[alpine pike]

Time paradox

[copper tree]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-understanding-understandable-listening-he's-right-gif-8747338278130277175

Because silver can use his powers to find long bacon

[trim stone]

Hallo

[rare ginkgo]

Rouge likes... okay i want to say it but i am aborting missiilon right here. Also in sonic adventure and sonic adventure 2 knuckles was black coded. He had rap and hip hop as his themes, and a darker skintone then the rest of the cast. Then they whitewashed him

[copper tree]

ALLO

[trim stone]

How ye be

[copper tree]

Talking about twinks. How are you?

[uncut ermine]

Vector loves middle aged previously married women

[trim stone]

Same

[uncut ermine]

Vectilla all the way

[copper tree]

Knuckles loves ebony queens

[uncut ermine]

And rouge is carnally attracted to Gems

[rare ginkgo]

HOW DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER ONE

[copper tree]

Rouge is a goth queen

[alpine pike]

You only say that because Vanilla is a rabbit

[copper tree]

You question my capabilities, whilst I'm just full of suprises and whimsy

[uncut ermine]

She can't watch Steven universe anymore

[rare ginkgo]

Dont look up her "halloween costume" dlc on sonic adventure 2 dreamcast version.

[copper tree]

Vanilla is a sober christian girl

[rare ginkgo]

[copper tree]

Who believes in kissing after marriage and that holding hands causes babies

[copper tree]

Thank you

[alpine pike]

In Japanese, Balls are gems

[rare ginkgo]

My hc for vanilla was that she is a retired sniper

[uncut ermine]

If it was scientifically possible rouge would have children with various gems

[copper tree]

dm me more things not to look for so that I am aware and safe

[copper tree]

kintama

family jewels

[dense nova]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2046527078636433696

Jorge Constantini (@itotweets_)

can't believe it @maximilian_

**💬 564 🔁 3.6K ❤️ 42.0K 👁️ 1.21M **

▶ Play video

FixupX · Apr 21, 2026, 9:50 AM

Theyre using ai generated art 😭

[rare ginkgo]

Dont look up big the rouge.

[copper tree]

📝

[trim stone]

I’m horrified to see what you think I am

[copper tree]

A raven

[alpine pike]

Not Wrong

[rare ginkgo]

Clearly, you are an eldritch mouse raven chimera

[trim stone]

Ight

[copper tree]

I will ask Firstname

[trim stone]

DONT!

[copper tree]

Firstname and I share EVERYTHING (/j)

he even knows my favourite colour

[edgy prairie]

Chat

Help

[trim stone]

If you do that you will not be able to see me the same again

[edgy prairie]

Does anyone have the link for the glitch post on X about the movie coming to more theaters

[edgy prairie]

This post

[copper tree]

Never asking firstname

[trim stone]

Good choice

[primal harbor]

No

But i have this

[copper tree]

https://x.com/i/status/2046665494384583045

GLITCH (@glitch_prod)

TADC: The Last Act IS COMING TO EUROPE!!
Screenings added in:
- United Kingdom 🇬🇧
- Ireland 🇮🇪
- Spain 🇪🇸
- Germany 🇩🇪
- France 🇫🇷
AND MORE!!!! 🇵🇹 🇨🇭 🇳🇴 🇫🇮 🇵🇱 🇦🇹 🇸🇪 🇩🇰 🇮🇸 🇮🇹 🇲🇰 🇳🇱 🇧🇪 🇱🇺 🇸🇰 🇪🇪 🇱🇻 🇨🇿 🇱🇹 ...

X · Apr 21, 2026, 7:00 PM

[kindred kayak]

blehhhh

[edgy prairie]

Thanks

[copper tree]

100$

[kindred kayak]

AAAAAA

[trim stone]

Hi ghost

[kindred kayak]

hi bones

[autumn arch]

Why do the british get the final episode screened in theaters but not America?

Yknow what

That's it

Gooseworx is the worst

creator

EVER

[edgy prairie]

Bruh

[primal harbor]

this is fact

but also

true

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/europapa-joost-klein-gif-15870040348330019344

[orchid birch]

Hello i am new here anybody know where i can download tv shows in bulk (Each Season in one click) If not i dont mind downloading season by season, as weell as movies. I have a found a few that arent torrents but are not the best.

[autumn arch]

#piracy-requests

[primal harbor]

Why is this gif slightly microwaved

[trim stone]

How ye be

[kindred kayak]

cause it got slightly microwaved

[kindred kayak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1149432472749224121/1243007993704874024/1178863048438587422.gif

[primal harbor]

Fair

[kindred kayak]

happy because for the first time in actual years when I slept last night I didn’t experience a horror movie

also going to dinner with fam rn

vibin to bhs

it’s chill here

hbu bones how you been

[trim stone]

Sleepy have been having trouble sleeping the past few days

[kindred kayak]

I think I stole the sleep luck from ye srry

[trim stone]

Shame on you

[copper tree]

Me too

I slept 12 hours last night

[trim stone]

I got maybe like 3

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-the-rock-anime-sad-gif-27615865

[dusk meteor]

Ghostfire what happened 2 ur name

[brazen ivy]

what is a tulpas

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-gif-6906939104301495025

[dusk meteor]

Imaginary friend

[primal harbor]

pretend monster based on pretend magic

of belief

[dusk meteor]

This picture is talking about vtubers tho

[trim stone]

Final day of the work week tho

[dusk meteor]

The original video is time traveler from 2012 and they're explaining VTubing

[kindred kayak]

which part

[dusk meteor]

Subway sandwich ghost

[worthy urchin]

Speaking of time travelers

I bet that former mod Zafaroth, wherever that Goblin may be, is a time traveler.

[hasty lagoon]

https://Fixupx.com/VirtualIdol39/status/2046433492528194005?s=20

初音ミク (@VirtualIdol39)

**💬 5 🔁 526 ❤️ 2.5K 👁️ 20.4K **

▶ Play video

FixupX · Apr 21, 2026, 3:39 AM

[dusk meteor]

[brazen ivy]

what did you do to the ghussy part of your name

[alpine pike]

Am I hearing it right, is she saying Miku Mole?

[worthy urchin]

what ever happened to that dude anyways? I know Thor got snapped by Thanos, but I dont remember Zafaroth, Brother of Thor and Loki from the avengers films

[kindred kayak]

I watched Surf’s Up (2007) and got radicalized

[worthy urchin]

so like, he didnt get snapped. Did thor just send him to a farm upstate?

[kindred kayak]

now I am on a quest to abolish all banks

[worthy urchin]

Amen to that

[brazen ivy]

too much digital money never going to happen

[alpine pike]

The original Loki died by Thanos, then a double from another timeline Loki got purged after kissing a girl version of himself

[hasty lagoon]

kekers

[brazen ivy]

love thy self

[copper tree]

I understand Zaf's meme now

[worthy urchin]

yall wanna know what movie radicalized me? Supersize Me. it made me realize that no matter what, even if I eat a bunch of fast food, i wont die immediately, and all it will lead to is the fast food chains discontinuing that size.

[patent grove]

Whatever happened to the legendary Zafaroth i wonder

[brazen ivy]

what would happen if loki and loki made a baby

[worthy urchin]

I think hes still stuck in the well...

Thor is on well water after all...

[alpine pike]

He be screwing himself

And I mean, baby wise

[alpine pike]

By the way, the Lady Loki things is now cannonized in the comics too

I mean the version from the Loki series

[prisma sky]

Loki is an interesting character in the Marvel universe

Especially the MCU

[alpine pike]

Loki becoming a lady has long been a thing

Now Loki is the God of stories

[prisma sky]

True

Ice cream sounds awesome right now

[trim stone]

I had someone start singing to Viking metal

[alpine pike]

With beer cans or..?

[granite venture]

That ain’t no Twix😔

[trim stone]

No

[slim kraken]

Hearing established Diablo 4 players read the early reviews for Lord of Hatred and seeing the details, going
"Glad they added that. And that. And that. Waited years for that. And that." is really nice.

At a glance, LoH might've fixed some mechanical pain points that got the D4 bad meme to spawn so easily lol. Years later... but still.

It releases next week and I got D4 with it ahead of time, so I can go in and either tear it apart or actually praise it.

Regardless, my steam review will have absolutely nothing to do with my actual opinions and will try to farm comments, once again

[fast isle]

toasty

[alpine pike]

Time to grill some food

[brazen ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/cooking-cpu-hot-meat-yummy-gif-25343056

[fast isle]

how would you grill food on a laptop? cause I could flip it over to the bottom side so its not on the keyboard

[autumn arch]

https://x.com/Dexerto/status/2046622520321745056

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Xbox CEO Asha Sharma announced that Game Pass Ultimate will drop from $29.99 to $22.99 per month

New Call of Duty games will no longer be released day one on Xbox Game Pass

X · Apr 21, 2026, 4:10 PM

Huh

Honestly?

[dusk meteor]

God crimson desert is so cool

[brazen ivy]

she doesn't even look like a real person

[slim kraken]

Both W's honestly

Maybe CoD will try again

[alpine pike]

It's AI woman that wants to sell AI seperately

[brazen ivy]

she looks ai generated herself

[dusk meteor]

Take out a clockwork pterodactyl

In the sky with your bare hands

[alpine pike]

She literally come from AI industry

[slim kraken]

Her credentials got me going HHHHMMMMMM but that's two solid W's regardless

[alpine pike]

The smile is so fake that it makes LLMs run for its money

[autumn arch]

Yes I still question her intentions from the AI thing but like

[trim stone]

We can hope

[brazen ivy]

she just looks like she doesn't know how to smile at all

like good lord

[alpine pike]

She promted the right questions to get where she is

[autumn arch]

Imma be honest if I see another comment about her being a woman I'd be tempted to sock someone

I hate this

[slim kraken]

She's not on tap water so no fluoride...

She's got that fresh raw water from mount shasta stare going on

CEO juice

[alpine pike]

hmm

[autumn arch]

Genuinely her backround has every right to be questioned with how the AI industry has treated the games industry but there is like

[autumn arch]

WAY

WAYYYYYYYYYYYY

Too many people taking it too far with the woman thing

[dusk meteor]

https://youtube.com/shorts/NskLCxqRSj4?si=6v2AiGmjmmloOb68

[brazen ivy]

the problem is she never had a background in games at all

[alpine pike]

Cat woman

[slim kraken]

Yeah that bothers me

If she is a leader who listens to people who challenge her tho

JUST HOPE

[fast isle]

new payday 3 update. LFG!

[slim kraken]

But I doubt it

Never trust a corpo

[alpine pike]

Microsoft is telling us that Xbox is not about games anymore

[brazen ivy]

i think you look really stupid when you run an industry you don't even know how it works

[autumn arch]

Not coming from a video game background is not a death sentence imho

[primal harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-2077-johnny-silverhand-keanu-reeves-gif-8037993240846987430

[autumn arch]

There is lots of people that come into leadership positions that can do well in an industry they've never been a part of

[slim kraken]

LISTEN TO ME U LIL... U LIL

CYBER PUNK

[autumn arch]

The big sticking point for me is the fact that it's an AI industry

[alpine pike]

Well a company is to maximize the profits of said industry, but in my opinion, if company does stupid misstakes then good. What I don't like is that the same industry gets a bailout

[primal harbor]

yeah

and

[edgy prairie]

<@&362005405901127710>

[brazen ivy]

you should have probably tagged the message

[slim kraken]

Almost didnt catch that

[autumn arch]

<@&1489742543662092439>

[fast isle]

well the price downgrade is good

[worthy urchin]

well, thats in fact a message

[alpine pike]

Kinda but not really

[autumn arch]

Shit my copy paste is not working

[fast isle]

better than 30 bucks lol

[brazen ivy]

is there any examples of people actually being good at this

[alpine pike]

it should be 15 bucks

[autumn arch]

Sorry Zaf and Mirror I meant to paste that message link with the @

[lone dagger]

I was goonna make a joke about squirting but I honestly cant think of anything atm

[brazen ivy]

i'm sure the ratio of such an occurrence is small compared to how often it happens

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-squirtle-squad-squirtle-laugh-leader-gif-13020850473308258504

[fast isle]

well im hopeful it'll get better

[alpine pike]

Well my cope banks are dry

[brazen ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-laugh-pokemon-sharp-teeth-squirtle-laughing-gif-17875777

[alpine pike]

The smile of success

[lone dagger]

Damn, I could have asked if she was squirtling

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-ash-ketchum-gengar-haunter-whack-gif-24947606

[brazen ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/pokémon-misty-gastly-cross-anime-gif-16265495952515938742

[alpine pike]

Charlizard comes back like 4-6 times, Squartle comes back like 3

[fast isle]

this kinda bank? 😂

[bitter elm]

made a smol card infobox for the wiki

[fast isle]

Noice

[alpine pike]

You absolute CSS madlad

[autumn arch]

Reggie Fils-Aimé is a prominent one

[brazen ivy]

misty really out here trying to use christianity on a pokemon

[bitter elm]

me when borders

[autumn arch]

Prior to Nintendo, he hadn't been in the games industry

[ornate seal]

This meme is always used incorrectly

[fast isle]

is it the other way around?

[ornate seal]

It's meant to be the other way around, becuase you kill Yhorm the giant

[primal harbor]

Thats the joke

[ornate seal]

Then it's a terrible joke

[fast isle]

I think Im gonna install elden ring

[primal harbor]

[brazen ivy]

i mean he was a pizza chain manager or something, but he became the head of marketing for games

[fast isle]

nvm 😂

[fast isle]

reggie was awesome though ngl

[trim stone]

Still haven’t played it…

[brazen ivy]

kinda hard to download a game with no internet

[fast isle]

good game. bit hard but rewarding

[autumn arch]

Pizza hut, worked with VH1 for a time IIRC

[fast isle]

true. (steam is down for maintenance in my area)

[trim stone]

There’s one person who this conversation reminds me of

[ornate seal]

AH I was about to say, Elden Ring doesn't need an internet connection play lol

[fast isle]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-walking-back-to-boss-gif-25097341

[brazen ivy]

i can't play elden ring yet

[fast isle]

[trim stone]

Nolan bushnell

[fast isle]

how is dark souls 2 tho? people say its the worst one

[brazen ivy]

it's an aquired taste

[autumn arch]

Yeah but he had a background in games for a bit before he founded Atari

[trim stone]

I was more going after founding the child rat casino

[ornate seal]

It is considered that, but it's still a good game in general. It's just the worst of the bunch because of several questionable design decisions

[fast isle]

ah okie

[brazen ivy]

basically its the worst soul series but even the worst game is still like an 80

[trim stone]

(Chuck E cheese)

[brazen ivy]

i'm curious how sekiro is going to feel

[fast isle]

its fun

[ornate seal]

Almost fundamentally different. Amazing game though

[autumn arch]

Oh that's right

Damn I want a shitty pizza now

[ornate seal]

It took some time for me to unlearn Souls combat and gameplay and for it to click, but it was incredible

[brazen ivy]

it probably plays closure to nioh then

[ornate seal]

Yea kinda. far less RPG mechanics

[trim stone]

And before you say I’m wrong how do casinos work you give them money they give you chips which you can trade for money and at Chuck E. Cheese the only difference is instead of receiving money for your tickets you receive prizes

[primal harbor]

Wait until you realize there are only two industries

Fraud, and gambling.

[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/FrameworkPuter/status/2046650177386430937

Framework (@FrameworkPuter)

Our biggest breakthrough in efficiency yet, the Framework Laptop 13 Pro with 20 hours of battery life. In Graphite.
︀︀
︀︀Linux-first with options for Ubuntu pre-installed. Featuring Intel® Core™ Ultra Series 3 processors, LPCAMM2 Memory, a new haptic touchpad, and a touchscreen display.
︀︀
︀︀Pre-orders for the Framework Laptop 13 Pro open now: frame.work

**💬 199 🔁 361 ❤️ 5.9K 👁️ 280.4K **

FixupX · Apr 21, 2026, 6:00 PM

pretty cool tech stuff

[primal harbor]

the stock market? Thats fraud disguised as gambling

[fast isle]

fraud? ultrakill reference?

[patent grove]

[outer kiln]

is that a kamen rider reference?

[fast isle]

whats kamen rider

[trim stone]

Thank you for coming to my ted talk about how Chuck E. Cheese is a casino for children

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/kamen-rider-geats-kamen-rider-geats-kamen-rider-geats-worm-gif-27597597

[patent grove]

My family genuinely feels fractured

[fallow axle]

oh, so that's how i got a gambling addiction as a child

[primal harbor]

Why do you think they dont teach kids probability and statistics

[trim stone]

And don’t forget the first Chuck E. Cheese’s could serve alcohol

[fallow axle]

i'm not much of a drinker

alcohol tastes extremely bitter to me

[trim stone]

Well you could probably see how parents drinking around their children and other parents went…

[frail otter]

i think the kick tts was busted

[fallow axle]

i grew up in a very broken household so going to the bar with my parents was a regular thing

[edgy prairie]

Im never touching alcohol.

[trim stone]

Ok I got stuff to do cya later

[edgy prairie]

For some certain reasons.

[frail otter]

https://giphy.com/gifs/eunitedgg-jq6CA6z7x5QfVXsdxF

[autumn arch]

Lets be real kids only need to be a certain age when they eventually find out it's mostly garbage

Kids I grew up with only went to play the games

[narrow cedar]

It is though

[narrow cedar]

Yeah

[trim stone]

From a business standpoint yes

Old truck

[edgy prairie]

Mater in his prime

[median atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/whats-up-ceiling-fall-ouch-gif-12103431

hi chat

[edgy prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/caine-caine-tadc-caine-digital-circus-caine-wave-wave-gif-16622038996270694072

[hallow sleet]

We need to get this man some food pronto

Brother is finna turn to dust

[median atlas]

I dont think the glue is really doing much my guy

[edgy prairie]

I wish this was a meme 😭 🙏

[autumn arch]

Bet this is just chess.com gameplay

[edgy prairie]

Most likely

[edgy prairie]

[slow tinsel]

Anyone got that low pixel count meme, i need it rq

[edgy prairie]

This is so funny

😭

[autumn arch]

Well we know he's a weeb

[edgy prairie]

[median atlas]

does he do... anything else

other than hyping up... chess

[brazen ivy]

he's better than normal chess players but too shit to be a real chess player

[edgy prairie]

Quitting evert other week

[brazen ivy]

[edgy prairie]

Gotham is my favorite chess youtuber

Well hes also probably the only popular chess youtuber

Or one of the only ones

[median atlas]

sounds about right for someone turning magnus carlsen into, who is that, gojo or whatever

idk man I dont know anime

[edgy prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/levy-gotham-chess-levy-rozman-goes-insane-chess-gif-10287559981073765604

[slow tinsel]

Given he's a chess grandmaster, i dont think so

[brazen ivy]

agadmator punching air right now

[edgy prairie]

I had to search them

[brazen ivy]

he's not as memey and is more cut dry humor

[edgy prairie]

Fool

[slow tinsel]

Food*

[fast isle]

https://youtu.be/H7J9WO7swBo?si=Q4A5faIaPFcw2TEx

[novel horizon]

Gday chat

[slow tinsel]

Bucket of boykiss

[novel horizon]

I thjnk i need to cutbback on the drinkin. My head hurts

[slow tinsel]

Dont drink alcohol

Drink pure gasoline

[edgy prairie]

Or the bucket of boykiss

[novel horizon]

I just bottled some homemade rum

[stark vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-sparrow-rhum-is-good-pirates-of-the-caribbean-johnny-depp-gif-13219281

[dense nova]

My internet rip

[fierce imp]

ah. Good to know

not really great

[quaint temple]

Gothamchess has the skill of explaining chess to a layperson. Same with hikaru

I watched I think it was Anna cramling's mother commentating a tournament and I understood basically none of the concepts until I googled it and rewinded the clip 4-5 times 😂

[slow tinsel]

test

what the hell

i just had an internet outage for like, a quarter hour

where did that come from

[dense nova]

My interwebs is borked

[karmic rampart]

https://fixupx.com/JackTomo7139/status/2046395824058597596

Jack (@JackTomo7139)

THATS A BIG RISE😭😭😭😭😭

**💬 9 🔁 426 ❤️ 6.1K 👁️ 60.6K **

▶ Play video

FixupX · Apr 21, 2026, 1:09 AM

[karmic rampart]

good uplink from tracking, sending payload in 10"

[left swift]

imagine

just being a little crab in the ocean

[slow tinsel]

hell zeya

yea

[left swift]

then some shrimp crawls out of a rock and just

https://tenor.com/view/raora-doom-mage-arena-animated-anime-gif-9652953855270810915

[slow tinsel]

nevermind

[dense nova]

The punching shrimp?

[slow tinsel]

its actually snapping

[left swift]

pistol shrimps casually casting Doom

[dense nova]

Oh not the mantis shrimp

[slow tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/baK8uYTHNY4

you guys won't understand a word.
BUT I WANT THIS.
AND I KNOW I WILL DIE OF IT AND IT'LL BE WORTH IT.

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/asdf-movie-pointless-button-gif-10923470608603577653

[left swift]

pistol scrimps, they make an air pressure bubble underwater that explodes with the temperature of the surface of the sun for like a picosecond

https://tenor.com/view/pistol-shrimp-meme-claw-ocean-wild-animals-gif-10490133

[dense nova]

Too much cheemse

[karmic rampart]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6X6VStcRB4

[left swift]

mantis shrimps just one punch crab their way through things

our boy here is casting Doom

[slow tinsel]

there is never enough cheese

[fast isle]

we getting festive with this one.

[dense nova]

Interwebs why you no work

[patent grove]

[dense nova]

Halp, my interwebs is borked

Send in umbra the technician

[patent grove]

[slow tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6PKFh8IquDo

I've been outnerded

[stark vessel]

ok emails, what do you do when you only have like a sentence to write cus they're supposed to be formal

Hello person,

small blurb of info

From, me

feels weird to do all that for just a little bit of content

[noble pecan]

Kind of works that way

[slow tinsel]

Hello person,

I just wanted to inform you that your bogos haven't been binted yet.

King regards,
The Aliens

[noble pecan]

A lot of people cc small sentences

[stark vessel]

maybe I'm just not used to being so formal lol

[patent grove]

Chat

My brother’s slang usage is driving me insane

[noble pecan]

lol if you wanna be less formal use the sentence as the header

[near topaz]

Project hail marry be like

[patent grove]

Help

[worthy urchin]

im never formal haha, its why I refuse to actually reach out to my "higher ups" (mainly the bosses bosses who said to reach out if we have any questions cause the store level people might not know specifics) and I just wait until they visit the store to actually ask them. In fact, I have a list of stuff to ask the AP business partner, like how against policy is it for employees to hide Pokemon TCG ETBs in clear view of multiple cameras

[patent grove]

Bones, lend me your shovel

[trim stone]

I have a flex I have a quart jar of homemade maple syrup

[near topaz]

Well my brother just told me I’m gonna be an uncle so who’s got it worse 😭

[patent grove]

I must bonk the gen alpha out of my brother

[slim kraken]

waaaahhh so eepy

eepy deepy

[worthy urchin]

"hey markypoo, what gives" has actually been one of my team leads emails to our APBP before

[stark vessel]

unc

[patent grove]

Bones

[trim stone]

Yes?

[patent grove]

Maple syrup on pancakes

[near topaz]

-# Thought it would happen sooner tbh cause he’s a dumbass

[trim stone]

I prefer waffles

[patent grove]

Same

[trim stone]

Wanna know the best part

I didn’t have to pay for it

[patent grove]

My older half siblings have children, but they kinda disowned me when i was little anyways

[stark vessel]

nive

[near topaz]

Good.

[worthy urchin]

babies are chill, but once they start thinking, thats where I draw the line

[near topaz]

I won’t have to banish you to the Waffle House shadow realm in that case

[patent grove]

“lowkey your aura is lacking fr” as my brother would say

I hate hearing his overuse of slang

[worthy urchin]

like, if you think everything you do is cool, I can promise you, its not. thats how I feel when it comes to children

[patent grove]

I know me & him have different friend groups

But how are we so different mentally

[slow tinsel]

this is literally what the leader of the japanese yakuza had to say when the yakuza game was shown to him. He said its cool, but the "Main character lacks drip af"

[near topaz]

I only feel cool when I masterfully spin the steering wheel in my car maneuvering around, and that’s because I know I look super cool

[patent grove]

Drip means something at least

Warframe is all about the drip

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/bleach-nel-cutie-yes-yep-gif-18405016442900009995

[patent grove]

Must make the frame look peak

[slow tinsel]

you're just jealous your skibidi rizz could never outfanum tax my 67

[patent grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1391080250623918151/1489450073120313475/Mr_Rizzlectric.gif

[slow tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/hawk-tuah-brainrot-skibidi-rizz-fanum-tax-gif-9576990642278731137

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eRGgNz2IUXw holy shit

THIS GUYS FOOD

[kindred kayak]

ah, I see, so you’re a person of culture aswell

[noble pecan]

Idk about yall but I find it hysterical that kindness is the reason my dog limps now. Hence the hostility

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-girl-gif-26821907

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/stiff-daemons-of-the-shadow-realm-head-pat-annoyed-dsr-gif-13488487263906571022

I misclicked on this gif but it funny

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/gabby-gobble-gobble-gif-12636692452290606811

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/gabby-daemons-of-the-shadow-realm-yomi-no-tsugai-daemon-little-ed-riding-hood-red-gif-15919505770307490854

[kindred kayak]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4o23mbPdVadUvTOXRTvn0M?si=5jmigQeyTgqzRxEhOFx7QQ

https://tenor.com/view/lapis-lazuli-steven-universe-snap-snapping-listening-to-music-gif-15978965

[slim kraken]

OH YA