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based on what?
you have a point
🤣
OH EW THEY UPDATED THE MAP
Northeastern Ontario gotta be kidding me.
It's April, CHILL with the back to back snow storms that bury us
bruhhhhhhhhhhh
I'
am so jealous
Wait, is that global warming or freezing?
like
Honestly...... wouldn't mind being snowed in today
well that's a good picture to get out of work with
SO jealous
WE'RE GONNA FLOOD SO BAD. DONT BE
ALSO JEALOUS
But at least free water
WHYYYYY
oh no
I wanna get flooded
thats a lot of water
Already an overabundance in this region
Nah work is my penance
Just north of us is the starts of the james bay lowlands
Now THOSE
THOSE R GONNA FLOOD BAD
Hey, plenty of LLMs need that water flowing
warming, but it also makes the temperature and weather more variable and extreme on top of that
idrk im not a climate scientist
I know, as I was making an ironic joke
If its yours tf did I do to have to serve time too?
Guilty by proxy
How about doing charity work?
Ah well worth it.
Thats about right
I’d rather get paid
For North American weather lately its the jet stream and how it mixes cold and warm air masses we should be looking at. Has been fueling the largest storms
Climate Change has had to become the accepted term in recent times. But if you say "global warming" to sensible people or experts, they'll know that its an all encompassing term
Technically, you can shut down your freezer and use the outside
Also causing things such as polar vortexes being able to dip much lower when they occur, as well as dangerous high pressure heat domes
how dare you not indicate your tone, im going to shift all global warming to your house all at once
Or insane gulf moisture making its way far north
who doesn't but at least you farm karma points
Gonna get all mine eventually too lol
I mean fine, but the splashdamage is huge
I farm karma because I talk to people at work
Screw the sensitive people, gotta give em straight, as changing the word doesn't change the meaning
AAAAA /s /j /q
The q is silent
karma don't pay bills in this economy
I wish it did, and we didn't have to worry about wages all the damn time, but that's starting to get into socioeconomic policy
Nice politics, mods will take it
Hardly
And I was sarcastic there
We gotta ecscape! The ecnomony!
I was just committing to the bit
LMFAOOOO MY BAD 😭😭🙏
Skyrim belongs to the nords!!!!
You still can
your honor, i was doing it for the vine
The Incredibles movie was good, the second one like many animated movies.. was a cash grab
My first wife made vines
She's a pilot now
we're incredibly functional
But my karma is so far in the negatives it’s not even worth
oh I was going to make a low hanging fruit joke
Naaaaaah
first wife? how many wives you got
Ur a cutie thoooo!!! :3
Damn, talk about hitting the man while he is down
Can confirm
She got all of them XD
you got time to fix it
I am
The All-Wife
Thats a superhero name
And im gonna help her
i still have no clue what a trad wife means
And the dude got the rings to prove it
My sidekick
Kick, the Child
EXtraDonut, wife of all, chewer of plastic, thrower of tantrums!
Remember the wife only got beaten but still stayed in the family?
@trim stone um uh help im being abducted
you know the horrors of the nuclear family dynamic? that
So glad you posted context
Have fun
Never call me that again LOL
gl don't die
I was just making up another type of wife
Batman sure gets his kicks out of that
Really no fighting at all smh
Also there's midwife ig
There are many many wives
Kinda mid ngl
Nah bones is gonna miss the shot and take me out.
Traditional wife. A wife who stays at home cooks for her partner, takes care of their children, and just generally takes on traditional gender roles.
I don’t miss
the fact his bat symbol doesn't even look like a bat

"This is my midwife"
"Woah geez no need to be so harsh towards her. She's alright"
As a choice it rules
As a forced, coerced option laid in front of people with little choice in the matter it is repulsive
i can't have a favorite modern unit because there isn't a modern game
well that's horrifying
anyways
I know
Yus
did you know, we humans across the world eat wood dust regularly
Also in my case I am also the child so it means self care rofl
I cast cheese!
the korean jets from... ra2?
Yes I do. I eat wood pulp every day! Mamma makes it the most delicious! :3
77th infantry division
In what
Welp just hoping she isn't aiming at me
cinnamon
It has to be from command and conquer 😭
Good choice
But the Old bastards
Absolutely agreed, on both sides. As in both "The Man that wants to force a woman to be a trad wife" and "The Woman who wants to force a Man to support her Trad-wife life goal"
Like it's hella hard to support that from a single income now
Big time
I can assert that role only because disability keeps me at home anyway lol
Is that a roblox game, or a Fortnite creative map? :3 /jk
Speaking of C&C I got a game that is supposedly a lot like it called Tempest Rising
Still havent tried it yet
Hehehe-hehehehe :3 please? ///w///
Trying to dip my toes back into strategy war games again. Both rts and 4x
That aint no command and conquer 😭
i need to learn
actual battle tactics
for Warhammer 3
Supreme Commander 2
what are you talking about, this is the new patch
/j
Oh ya I got that game too
No dlc tho just base
When the hell is the 40k total war game supposed to come out
it was revealed like 4 moths [sic] ago give it some time
it has to have a longer dev cycle than Skylanders
Rofl
I want Age of Wonders 4 but years later that game is still getting season passes
am feeding dog
STOP. RELEASE A DELUXE EDITION PLS I BEG U
My body is full of pain and sadness 😭
Sweet Potato(2)
How u liking Crimson Desert so far?
Hi fytch
Pretty good
hai fren
Assuming the steam machine releases at a decent price since ram prices are healing, I am inclined to get Crimson Desert alongside it
Do you know Common Rain Frog?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breviceps_adspersus
Music:Le Coquin
Song by Bob Hart
https://artlist.io/song/97319/le-coquin
Yes, it liked it though, gave me 35+ trust
Great, now you made me think of this song again! (It starts with. "Sweeeeeeet, Potatooo!!!") https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ErQTJSkle9g&si=zctMOfXd51Gifody
芋森ゆな
うっそぉ〜〜〜‼️‼️😳まさか❣️すすすすごい(∩ᵒ̴̶̷̤⌔ᵒ̴̶̷̤∩)💖💖💖💖💖💖💖こんな日が来ちゃうなんてー!!!!!!💥💥⭐️
夢みたいだよぉ〜(≧▽≦)🌈🌈🌈✨✨
私のせいで(T_T)グループが何度も崩壊の危機にさらされ...
I know the 1 thing that would break it for me is the controls being clunky, but
I played BDO. I am used to their jank 100%
Figure I'll be fine lol
I saw that Pearl Abyss didnt shy away from modding being a possibility
Please let that end up being true
ROFL
BRUH
What makes you think anyone will fall for that
Is that an @ the mods moment or ticket moment
There's infinite free safe p**n online.
People go far for clicks
And same type of malware 
<@&362005405901127710>
Ermmm awctually, that's a srimp :3
I cast shrimpify
You are srimp now
that tail is very sharp
I think there's a difference that should be noted between "Jank" and outright Bad Design
Like from what I've seen, their control scheme (especially for controllers) is extremely questionable. Like for example in Crimson, you can use your sword to shine in the sun and highlight an area of interest.
But you can't do that while your sword is out. You have to put your sword away, and then press the button or key that specifically brings your sword out to shine on things, and the game is filled with many such similar examples of that
It's like death by a thousand cuts
No... NO! PLEASE SHOW MERCY!!! Aaaaaaaahhhhh!!!! Blub-blub-blub-blub 🍤
I knew Microslop would blow up like a wimper:
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but then again, Halo went to shit when bungie left
Haha thats real bad. Is it also bad on kb+m or mostly controller?
are you on windows?
Nope
KB+M is better because you can change some of the hotkey binds, but not all. And with some of the controls, even hotkeys changing won't fix it because its built into the very core of the controls if you get what I'm saying
And for context you can't change any of the controller binds
Yikes lol
crimes against humanity
Gonna give the game more time to cook, oddly enough
As feature rich as it is, that's just bad
Donut!
I'll just be happy to be able to play games like PoE1 and 2 again on a steam machine, cause a deck really does not run them well at all
Some of the controls are jank
most are fine though
Fair but I am cautious with money
Its a steep price for a game that kicks in several hours in
Dis is vaguely knoif shaped right chat? I have to do a LOT more filing tho... 😭
Ive not felt like that
Yea, the controls on controller at least are borderline atrocious, because one button does multiple things so you need to be very mindful on how you press the buttons.
And that's fine when the game is doing a good job at being context sensitive aware (like for example Red Dead 2) but Crimson Desert is doing a very poor job at it, and that carries over to KB+M as well
i feed kitty
ROFL oh no. Complex contextual actions in games always seem to become a problem
Thats a big complaint I've seen with No Rest for the Wicked
Idk if that's changed
...where's the tang?
That's why I have to file a lot more.
And to make an even more nuanced example, because the character turns "realistically" (in other words like a bus and has a wide turning circle) it makes points in the game where you need precise movement on small platforms excruciating
What's up everyone
Victim of your own hubris
And then you got the efficiency area of programming
Gathering wood in Crimson Desert be like
yes
but if you plan to use it as a knife, then imo its already kinda screwed
Blender crashed because i renamed a cube 
mmm well still usable actually
the tang can still be made with that
the lack of mod coverage is really starting to show 😬
thou shalt not rename thy cube
oh god its sending it again
no bad go away
<@&362005405901127710> <@&1489742543662092439> help pliz
No body cares go away
<@&362005405901127710> <@&1489742543662092439> wake up please
I've had a ticket open for 40+ minutes 
zaf on their way
wait no that camera seems intriguing /j
funniest thing I've heard all day:
Dude in rust, in the jungle up in one of the trees unhappy with a guy trying to chop down the tree he's sitting in:
"I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees! Now suck on these!" And then he shoots the guy with a revolver.

Aaaa
Bbbb
chimkin didnt start the fire, it was always burnin
@dusk meteor forgor to delete the messages in #introductions too
beautiful moments in gaming
search "from:679152084381335571"
Fr lmao
like, not my genre of game, but it can be fun to watch
Can we get a gingy theater impersonation of it?
eh, nah
Dang
I know how to do I'm working on it
yeah sorry I realised as soon as I hit send
that seems like an oversight
it does
As far as i can see, only mods have access to tickets
We mostly do non permanent stuff
also you guys should have a specific mod chat channel and it should be called #hobbohotel
thank you for coming to my ted talk
so, process calls for us just pinging you and Mirror? I can live with that
I will not be taking questions
Delete and timeout
so, the hobs are sort of a jr mod?
Yes if it's not
LMFAO
Gdi
Jfc
@dusk meteor
baza ready to start some chaos
do something xD
dude he's right here c'mon
bots don't care
I'm on my phone
they just message
Love when chat scroll away
they are spreading
omg i love girl in cam discord! 
this is when we'd be pinging mods, right?
People like to click links
That one's a Nitro user too, yeouch
They're hacked accounts
compromised account, sucks
paying money to discord and being too dumb to avoid scam links are not mutually exclusive
Dude, I could feel the sarcasm dripping off that message
I'm surprised so many are here
remember to set you 2fa kids
And one click to lose it
token hijacking doesn't care about 2FA
Don't install dumb shit
2FA doesn't do jack to man in the middle attacks
in that case.................
the only way to fix token hijacking is to log out and log back in
I'd like to see a graph that connects hijacked accounts to "AI Browser" usage
Like I haven't seen that before... ticket time?
zaf already on it
What moomoo said
it's on the radar
Ping
Pong
Lol
lmao
Discord mobile moment
ice tea and a game of ping pong
Rofl
i don't even see anyone having pinged you 
Poor zaf
They're pinging the role
Syn
guessing in other channels
Yeaaah
message gets spammed in multiple channels, people ping role in multiple channels
this doesn't seem right
skips the steps to build the inside and calls it done
btw, the second user was breaking ToS. Had DoB in profile description and was under 16
There's u-18 people in here either way
I believe the ToS is if the user is under 13
discord tos is under 13 anyways, isnt it?
under 18 in a NSFW server is... breaking ToS, sort of
correct, 13 is the limit
at least with the age verification BS
Feel like I've gotten those in DMs from other users from other servers as well, but its been a while
Yea but this isn't a NSFW server, and the account was likely hijacked
ye, ye. semantics 😄
Also don't forget that since the Hobgoblin role can't ban, so likely have to make a note of what user they timed out for later banning
s'not eggday over here yet
Since they have roles, they aren't bots
A
B
C
D
D
Deez nuts
I have to screenshot the offense first
Yea I figured that would be the case
Which take a minute on my ancient shit brick
It's gone now. Lost in the Shadow Realm
Time them out first, to prevent the spread
it's not gone. still there
Managed to stop them halfway through game dev
The one I replied to is
Not the number
Is that all
that's all of them matching the message string
i know people have complaints of nintendo and tyhey are valid.....but im still buying wind/waves day one
#general_chat message
was this one bonked?
See the time it would take to run down to my desk would leave them sitting there
Yes
imma close the ticket for that one then
Also someone up there said I'm going to spawn underground and I snorted
Leave them up
Mods will close
too late
it'd been over 40 minutes already since the first guy got reported anyway 
though I can relate to not wanting to get out of bed and walk to the computer
Wait, the prawn guy?
this is you totally-automated daily reminder that @ember zephyr is a dweeb
yeah
U gotta be shrimpin me
kiss my chuddies
Was still asleep
dinner first
I opened my ticket <t:1775403960:R>
Ok we understand response time was not as fast as you'd like pls move on
for real
time to get popcorn made so we can kick off the anime season
I'm not attacking you over it 
shoot, you were asleep, I feel bad you had to wake up over this ish
i summoned zaf from twitch chat
probably right before I had the bright idea to jump into twitch chat and say we needed a mod on discord 
ugh yeah that's really annoying
Ugh.... work time..... pray for me
No just no one had pinged hobs
they had
they dided
Well idk then
you're just blind 
First I saw was someone @ me and I came in immediately
the ping
I blame discord mobile
I love watching the light leave Matt's eyes when he realises the things he's saying
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How about the company?
didn't he like semi retire or something
Chat, I need
ah i thoguht he was taking a break
no, you don't
from DMing, sure, so he can actually play
though maybe he's taking a break now, idk, I haven't started watching campaign 4 yet so I'm not up to date
oh wow. the dust on my macbook is now layered
Oh so its ok for Jesus to come back to life after 3 days but when I bring someone back to life after 3 days suddenly im an "evil" necromancer?!
Assuming he did
since it's self-resurrection, that would make Jebus a Lich
I guess dude is just good at blending in
necromancy is technically different, since it's, for all intents and purposes, forced inhabitation of a corpse
Same author, New trauma
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Oops wrong holiday
It’s Easter
To Shreads you say
ill take "@#$% that didnt happen" for 500
Last time I saw news about a kid like this he was looking like his parents feed him steroids with human griwth hormones
I have created a painfull dull, useless piece of shit knife. Sadge.
It's not even pretty
But she looks like a normal kid
So did anyone who went into making knives professionally, or started out just as a hobby
Idk if the listed weight ammount is true but she did lift it
You shouldn't be sad at what you made, you should be proud that you did it in the first place
Yes I know that, and I did itanyway for absolutely nothing. I don't want to become a professional knife maker.
Back to sanding you go
Did you have fun doing it? If so, that doesn't sound like "absolutely nothing" to me. The fun of doing it itself is more than enough sometimes
Steroids is one hell of a drug
goodmorning nerd
Yoy'll either get it sharp or sand it to a nub
If shes taking them that wouldn't be all that great
I mean, that's my entire point though
I didn't particularly enjoy myself no. Spending half a day filing at a piece of mild steel with dull files is not really fun.
Well something must have kept you going to continue
I more meant for her body, afaik they can absolutley destroy all tge organs of a growing child
pat pat
If I sand all the weird divets out, half of the blade will be gone, and I still can't heat treat it, because I don't really have fire.
Sunk cost fallacy. And the idea that maybe it will work.
Hello shart
odd name
That wasn't a suggestion you will sand it untill it can cut/hj

after 20 minutes of katamari-ing my bulbous form to my desk, i have arrived at my pc
sans my hoodie, so i am marginally cold
Can I have your bulbous
yeah
Well, now you've done something and hopefully learned something from it, such is a nature of doing things. So you've still come away with something having done it in the first place
but like mix some caseoh jokes in there
welp i just woke up, i will now go celebrate easter doing nothing but eating massive amounts of chocolate and wishing my mother was here
cya chat love yall
I'll use Grandpa Help™ Tomorrow tho, so SOMETHING will come of it.
If anything I put a pretty handle on it.
EASY WAY TO STUNT GROWTH PERMANENTLY
my gf really loves knives
I guess that's the risk people are willing to take.. IF that's the case
hallo
She gonna be child sized foroever
To stab or to look at?
Hii
how are you?
I have like 8 knives
I have as many knives as I 3d print
Im okay, just been relaxing all day
oh an a sword
Hanging out with my parents
If its even real. I'm fully expecting it to be generated
Ah
Lets hope it's fiction, seem to be the best course
Probably is
i wish i got to see my mother more than every birthday
Even fake news can be fake news
easter miracle
he arose in the morning after three days in a rave
here is the toad of happiness sitting on my freakishly long hands
Note: Owning ferrets is not an easy thing to take care of
That's one wide ferret
The ferret animation locks you as you take 1 damage per tick until you die
custom ferret status effect
not necessarily it seems I looked up the kid that I remembered was here in the news for a similar thing 13 years ago and he looks relatively normal now at 21
Well child ruined?
Like a reflection
Happy Mr Beaster everyone
The yeaster bunny brings bread
Mr beast as a bunny?
Me eat rice
yeast is a funny word
Speaking of which, i need to go put some sourdough into the oven
I mean he did become a boxer from the looks
watched a video recently about how on the low end mr beast like quadruples his expenses for his philathrophy videos in profit
yes
that has been known for a while
Meme about, still more profitable than OpenAI
The Mr Beast situation is insane
rich persons motivation for doing charity work isnt out of the goodness of his heart? no wayyy
did you think he was doing it for the people he basically uses as props in videos
Apt name, no?
Bill Gates poop water
What a hero
It's more like he's a monster than a beast
He does help some people sometimes but on the overall he is gaining more from the whole deal
I really can't be overly caught in feeling mad at Mr.Beast if he's using the platform and his "Brand" to put out more overall positive stuff than negative
One would say that a monster is a beast
There's def some nuance to it,
@dense nova several other chicks have hatched, and one of them is enormous
I'll clown on him but generally dont care about the philanthropy.
The lawsuits regarding some of his videos or game shows however lol
thor ended strem early and said maybe no stream monday? 
but then when does esoteric ebb happen? 
i very slightly remember watching mrbeast before he was big and famous and rich
I hope he's okay wth
On esoteric tuesday
he sick or something?
no he just didnt sleep enough and is gonna do mega barbeque tomorrow
i didnt sleep enough
I mean he is sort of setting some bad precedents by monetizing other peoples misfortune for his benefit that and a few other things that go more in the politics of it
With winky/yee?
honestly, if it's between sleep and bbq or this gang of ne'er-do-wells, I don't think that's even a decision
I'd love to bbq
BUT WE ARE STILL BURIED IN SNOW
idk he just said he was bbqing
we're the worst 
I just want to criticize his fake ass smile
Never, he's been saying he's gonna play the alters since it came out and never did to my knowledge
Oh dear, well um idk just call upon the sun
I mean, he's monetizing it in a sense that fixes the problems that they're facing, then goes on to help other people who have other problems. I really can't find fault in that.
I'll never forget that one podcast where one of the hosts is like.
"Yea, this thing we did wasn't aimed at making a profit, we did it because it felt good and right by the community."
And Mr. Beast just was completely bewildered as if the concept of "the right" being different from "that which makes the most money" was a a completely foreign concept to him he never encountered before.
Like he multiple times tried to correct the host "Yea, it was a good video. But it would have been better if it made more profit."
With the host multiple times stating "it wasn't for profit"
you mean mr teeth?
that too
have you guys seen the conspiracy theory/ just real thing that is mr beasts teeth
Remember, there are some folks that never get to experience snow
he has a body double
zaf i have a question: if something is happening on the ferret stream that needs attention, and everyone who can handle it is offline with the current number of mods, what do we do in that case
nothing is happening now just a hypothetical
It's still something that gets views, by that I mean people do go out of their way to watch that kind of content, I don't know how to put it in terms of prescribing what we should do but there's something to analyze about it being popular in general, cause he's far from the only one doing this kind of content
and when he cant do that he ais his teeth
Melts a bit in the day
Freezes at night
Heavier tomorrow, and the next day, and so on
Meanwhile it gets denser and water starts pooling on top of it
Oh joy
The melt is gonna be a problem
go batshit
when it melts partially and refreezes…thats truly the worst
they will not be mad at you for saving a ferret in distress
Its gonna do that pretty much every day until like, mid May maybe
i was thinking someone more in chat being silly but i guess the same would apply?
damn
nah
twitch chat is ping mods and ticket
thats not like a life threatening emergency
It's not melting too fast right?
Northeastern Ontario is a bit special, we get blasted by cold air cause of the Hudson and James bays
Not at the moment
i dislike it heavily that my phone number has 2 different instances of 67
It just takes a few days I'd say above 5c and sunny to really start meltingit fast
The spam of nudity discord is emergency right? (want confirmation)
unfortunately a delayed response is just the reality rn
in the discord? hobgoblins can help with that
there isnt a solution for twitch chat atm
I mostly also take into account all his intentions and previous history(don't forget he was going on podcast with logan paul and garry v to talk about cryto and nfts iirc)
silly
oki gtg
report the account to twitch
need to make coffee
Also
I just tuned into the ferrets
Don't think I've seen one go in the tube and curl itself to flip over and go the opposite way it came from
I think honestly, if you're taking everything into consideration about anyone trying to do anything good, you'll always find something objectively, or something you consider personally to be negative. No one's perfect, everyones made mistakes. If they're doing more positive than they are negative, that's the best that can be done
he is a bit of a grifter, from everything that I've seen of him and his team they are more geared on making viral videos than anything else
the things he does are objective goods, but he does them for atleast partially self serving reasons, some people take objection to that, which i get
I'm more concerned with other kinds of grifter youtubers tbh to even care about mr beast
Meme man
he turns a mighty profit on his charity work
so its ok to question if that still charity
Apparently you can make all sorts of stuff in a rice cooker. From pancakes to cheesecake
And you dont need AI in the rice cooker for it
Personally? I couldn't give a crap. If his goal is to make money while at the same time doing good with the money made from it? I can't argue, especially since the majority of his money seems to be just coming from views on Youtube
Sorry reminds me of that one AI rice cooker
lol
what? you mean you don't need claude to cook your eggs?
mr beast makes something like 100m a year off youtube and then will give away like 1m
I mean sure I can forgive a couple of things here and there but he then keeps on making more things that aren't all that good and show him being more focused on the money and fame rather than the good of it
so hes doing the equivalent of handing out a modest amount of money
which IS a good thing
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but its not the level of selflessness people make it out to be
Cool. Got back to the garage after smoking and now we just started Deepwater Horizon.
Never seen it, looking forward to it
the teeth are the main character and they're just driving his body around like a men in black alien so they can meet new and interesting people
And it's not even AI lmao. It's Fuzzy Logic and timers, something that has been around for decades, it's just hyped up as being "AI"
personally i couldnt care less about mr beast
same with that football manager dude
i wish he'd stop marketing shitty food products to children using his name
but other than that w/e
what I CARE ABOUT, is mr beast's wierd complex about his teeth
why does he not get braces?
why does he not get dental work done?
why does he have a body double with better teeth??
Mr Beast with braces would break the internet
Well, until the net bad outweighs the net good, I couldn't care. And even then, there's nothing I can do about it. I already don't watch the videos so I can't do anything more.
...for a day
Mr Braces
Join the discord!
https://discord.gg/eDrjWASf4N
Might take him out of content for too long?
I mean mrbest did show that homeless people are a good source for content which then other people took and ran with it, but I can't really fault him for other people's behavior. I can fault him for his own behavior when treating the people he brings on for his shows, least not forget the beast game debacles
from shot to shot his teeth chantge
in like some long shots his teeth are visibly a bit crooked
but then he will be closer and have PERFECT teth
teeth
The entire "Manosphere" grift is doing far more untold more damage than anything Mr.Beast has done for example
I loved watching ytpmv back in the day (still do), felt like it was time I give it a try.
Edit: The song is "attack of the killer queen" from Deltarune chapter 2.
Yeah was gonna say
The wave of exploitation youtubers who film the homeless for views piss me off so much more
exhibit A
Fake smile gotta fake
mr teeth
But his lawsuits regarding the game show thing or whatever
He's got that coming
I mean there are veneers you can swap on and off
BIG TIME
Looksmaxxing included
And somehow if he losses he is gonna say "I may have lost but at least the community gets the money.."
https://i.imgur.com/6exIcxz.png EXHIBIT B YOUR HONOR
WHAT IN THE HELL
IS HE WEARING FAKE TEETH? IS IT AI?
When money is assured, the price for a better face tends to be a thing
WHERE DID HIS INCISORS GO??
Big "the guy who stole my bike probably needs it more than I do" energy
PS2 quality teeth rendering
got to admit, it's pixely..
ok but his teeth swap back and forth in the same video @alpine pike
let me get a clearer photo
Türkiye
im gonna make a prediction that my power is gonna go out at some point today
Storm?
okey
This is based on nothing
Yeah, editing or something
i NEED to know
money
maybe some prosthetic teeth looking jar thing
For a sec i thought taffynay also got the hobgoblin role bacause of the username color lol
https://i.imgur.com/CFePlRh.png IS THIS EVEN THE SAME PERSON?
Can i see?!
so the theory is that
theres a mr beast look alie
alike
on staff
with better teeth
side by side, this does not look like him
this looks like an older man
40 ish
MrLeast
no sadly not right now, they must stay warm in their incubator until they dry off. But perhaps later
Is it just maybe veneers that he puts on at different points of filming on different days?
THIS IS NOT MR BEAST
WHO IS THAT MAN??
Mr Yeast
MrBeast’s evil twin brother, BrMeast
Mr Meat
Ah they in the oven, cookin
I actually don't see a shadow on either
its a subtle one on the guy next to him
All of this evidence belongs in a manilla envelope
but he has a slight shadow behind his shoes
Besides the feet, the room is probably lit from a lot of angles
That's why the gate thing on the right isn't casting much of a shadow either
What direct lighting can do and why it looks weird
this is a conspiracy theory i believe in
We're not getting through,
Mr Beast is not real
He is a creation, made by artist Jean-Baptiste Beast. He exists entirely within the Adobe dimension.
Some say if the subscription is not renewed, he will disappear forever.
Lahaina Noon, a day of the year where the Sun is directly shining straight above. Makes everything look like a badly rendered CG scene 
Zaf how many fingers am I holding up:
Mr Beast is Mr Beast crazy, just be glad it's him not you
He is Mr Beast mad
Shiiiiiiiiiit if I was him
With that cash
I'd fund any indie project's Patreon I saw
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A song from his album Thing a Week Three.
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in case you don't get the reference I was making :v
I'd become a kickstarter board game pack hoarder
I mean you are still helping with his brand image, sure he did mistreat like 50-100 people before the start of the beast games but you see he payed the minimum amount of money to build water wells in africa that broke after like 1-2 years and only got re involved in repairing them after someone did a news piece on it. Which again he did some good made a spectacle out of it and then got mad when people pointed out that he didn't really carry out the intent he showed in the video. It's the whole celebrity going to africa for humanitarian tour giving a water bottle to a kid and then never mention it ever again unless someone beings up some shit they pulled in recent time
I see more of a shadow on mrbeast than the other guy
I think it might just be veneers and he's juggling teeth work between vids, if it's a larger kind of veneers that explains why his face looks a bit different or there's other stuff he's working on
id argue providing 2 years of clean water to a village is still value added to thier lives
like its not permanently solving thier problem yes
but it did help in some way
Not sure how I'm helping with his brand image. I'm just stating my personal "non-care" about him. I'm not shouting his name to the rooftops, or suggesting anyone should watch him.
Yeah that's Zaf's job
Sponsored by Feastables
And his teeth
but like does it really karmically balance
im telling you theres a body double
im certain of it
hes in like all the mid video shots
and then mr beast himself is there for the like
ceremonies
and the intro
THEY ARE CLONING HIM
IN VATS
yeah but it's more the making a spectacle of it and then not carrying on with the displayed intent. Now the fact that after someone brought it up that those wells failed and he got pissed at them and only after that he sent people to fix them speak slightly better of him but not by much, it's like the bare minimum
never has a joke been so close to the truth
you almost nailed it 
What u cooking
i do get it
HAI TEK
but im genuinely more invested in imposter mr beast then his philanthropy drama
ummmmmm-.. uhhhhhh-... water 
so many rich people do ineffectual philanthorpy
you and nobody perhaps
only this guy has a fake body double with perfect teeth
So just so everyone knows going forward, I won't mention a single name of anyone so that I'm not helping their brand image, whether they've done good or bad, or even if I say I don't care about them

im cooking-.. im cooking water-.., 
Same minus the happy part
Oh god we’re all doomed
Water. Okay.
Alcohol percentage is what
i love you all
also baiiiiiii
BE HONEST
What do I look like Mr Beast #2?
I- u-uh-uh.. the amount of-... uhm-... alcohol in something-.. 
Imagine if like
He wears veneers ONLY because the double has better teeth and it's the only difference
That'd be funny as eff
There's some that are snap on
Cute amine gorls 👌
Some aren't all that cheap but that's a non-factor in this case
Sorry but I can't risk being judged by someone by merely saying your name. Even if you've done nothing but good your entire life and are a shining beacon of perfect objective good, the one time you do something bad, I will be held accountable for helping your Brand Image
Hi
How long have yall been at this again? 
10-20 minutes?
Oh ok
Depends on if it's the teeth or the philanthropy
mr beast can eat shit i dont not care abotu his feelings lol
Christ
All because I made a Mr Beaster joke
Tek!
sorry i had a pepe silvia moment about mr beasts teeth
#general_chat message noticed 
why am i arguing against a yt commenter about the complexity of hakari's cursed technique from jujutsu kaisen
so im playing crimson desert
did anyone watch thor play it
did he ever do cooking?
Hi Kirby
Yeah screw that, argue to them about Mr Beast
hi playing crimson desert
im dad
Hi there
cuz he was talking about eating mounds of food and
How goes
https://i.imgur.com/5LiVcW9.png if you actually cook it
its really good
oop wrong phoot
damn at least take someone out to dinner first
dont eat that dog
i hate it so much bec he is on the side of complexity
my argument is its simple, its literally just luck
Too late 😭
We're going to pull out Mr Beast teeth and replace them with 100000 dollar blind boxes
For the poor
im also working on doing some alchemy
…
which is even mroe powerful
Simply: he will pop off whenever the author decides it’s time for him to pop off, and during that time he will proceed to pop off
You are way late to the party, you never called back, you stood me up >:(
his cursed technique is literally just a pachinko machine which is just rng that can rng into better rng
Now my friends think I'm lame
We all do :3
Like physically?
dang. well im used to rejection so is fine
Sorry
Anyone that's mean to me
nah
we arent mean enough
no
MR BEASTER IS CANCELLED
@dusk meteor do the thing
we sadly cannot be mean enough
GIVE ME BACK MY PHILLANTHROPE MONEY
Who is this Phil Anthrope?
bro makes some wacky short parodies lmao
“Female software” 
reminds me of vine
can we talk about the guy who founded vine just
I mean the brand image that he wants, and iirc his pr or media manager has also confirmed it on their private youtube channel during a stream like 6 years ago, is that of "someone who is doing some good things enough to outweigh an uninvolved persons opinion on the whole spending more money on the video video than on the charity part". He does a thing, boast about it and then, hopes people will not look into it 6 moths to a year later to see how it panned out. Basically the corpo path of doing business
intentionally shutting it off
good god
and giving up his spot being like, a facebook sized company
Wasn't it the big fat stacks of cash, the reason?
Genuinely believe to this very day, he had a Shulk moment.
Like he just
Knew what was coming
yea tbf mr beast has a lot of once done and forget kinds of charity
The chains of fate strangled him into clarity and he just knew
not to mention a lot of it is just poorly thought out
like the plant trees movement
you said chains of fate and i had instant flashbacks
sure you planted a lot of trees
but were they taken care of?
did people maintain it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUyRji--Y-Y this video
did that change how people think about planting trees?
Ok. I will no longer give any credit or props to someone doing something good. It's clearly not worth it because they did something bad at some point and are worth drudging through the muck and shitting on them at every possible opportunity.
Does this sound familiar
99% of the time people donate and thought i did my part and did not change mindset
Classic, saw this on Maximillian dood though
Hey because I had to look up his media manager again, I'm going to hit you with a fun fact the same guy made this https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q
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The modern day...
thats !@#$in metal as !@#$ dude
like the clean ocean movement too
specifically to target furies
Not exactly what I was referencing but cool nonetheless
people donate to do a good thing but didnt actually let people change to stop this from happening often
Was not good enough to beat this fighting game
they donate and done, thinking that was enough
it DOES help
it would just help more to treat the cause
like im not gonna tell the person to stop doing it
but like you could do this instead
yea it does help but at the same time doesnt help change the people
Now talk about eating shit
if it was something bad just one point or a couple or every once in a while that would be a bit more acceptable but he is doing it constantly and also outing himself on podcasts and in places he knows his main audience isn't gonna see it
It literally is helping, its not within the power of those movements or charities to stop all of the factories making plastic shit is it
theyre saying a societal change is necessary
rather then treating the effect treat the cause
I feel really bad now I just wanted to wish this chat a happy Mr Beaster
We were gonna play guess the video from the thumbnail :'(
That's not their job either
Nah it's too late, you've convinced me. It's not worth simply saying "this person did something good", because I may get judged for it
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h...
Misery loves company..
Heyyyyyyy champt :3
Sorry Zaf, I have to protect my Brand Image
-sigh-
Happy easter chat
Hey if you want to he is looking for a brand manager and head of channel marketing
god damn he has a lot of opened positions right now
Shit now the animals are out
easter bunny one of the original furries
It's oki Dan we still love you!
The point where we as a society put more effort into putting people into the dirt for doing things bad, or making mistakes, than celebrating someone for doing good things, is where we push people towards not doing good things
Is it tho.......
It's Jesus Christ's fursona :3
Who tf is Jesus Crist
But the og furryes are the egyptians.
is this some sort of weird offbrand christianity? 😭
Breaking News! Zaf has insulted the easter bunny!
No I just can't spell
I wonder if google knows the history of Santa Claus too
the easter bunny is a result of christians turning pagan holidays into christian ones to ease conversion

If anything they were the beta testers since they only had the helmet
As a comment said
The AAA gaming industry has done irreparable damage to gamers
originally a welcoming of spring festival
converted into a jesus holiday
and the modern celebration is a wierd mash up
You there! Lower your expectations!
its moreso that the awareness of the good thing is directed to that instead of the thing that is causing the problem
example: team seas from mr beast, it showed awareness of the plastic pollution in the ocean, but mainly directed the awareness of it to cleanup rather than pollution reduction, in which cleanup's long term impact is quite little
there is an argument that people who do not care do contribute because they can just donate, however it would be better to direct it to the source to begin with anyway
Chat
i dont think dan necessarily disagrees with you asian
its like curing a disease
