#general_chat
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The fact already theres an hour long delay says a LOT
im going to sleep
Good night
Hope you have good dreams and have a good day tomorrow
Maybe, im killing the floor rn 
playing killing floor 2
Ah lol
real
Im cyberpunking
its pretty damn awesome.
What if Artemis 2 crashed into a ufo
TECHNOLOGY
why are you like this
A virus
Ok but what if the Artemis 2 crashed into this guy, and then this music started playing https://youtu.be/Z1z6SQLvV90?si=INg5NztBbYV6TzFj
Star Control II Spathi music
Exported to 48kHz 32bit-float .wav (overkill much?) from original .mod file (available via The Ur-Quan Masters GIT repo) using OpenMPT. No audio interpolation, just volume normalization for all uploads to ensure consistency. Image resized from original to 720p with padding.
For Fwiffo - the one and only
Full play...
Wwyd
@scarlet raptor what do u think
scary
Scary alien...
they might find aliens this time you really never know
killing floor just crashed 
they're gunna go around the darkside of the moon and it'll have a big sign on it that says "GO AWAY"
yeah aure whatever deploy tank cat
did you hear we put a bunch of yeast in orbit of the sun to see what happens when it gets exposed to space radiation long term
1:10 into that song be like woaw woaw woaw
I think we made the aliens
oh no...
woah
Thanks for the nightmare fuel
its not actually like a pile of yeast but
yeasty bois
Committing to the bit and sitting on its lap now were both gonna be uncomfortable
The evil seed of what you have done.. GERMINATES. Within you.
Heard they all have a infection
I dunno ask Cloud
Wtf
Almighty Loaf is legendary
The almighty loaf is a certified classic
It's creepy
I can show you something creepier
Behold
That was a good episode in Yu-Gi-Oh GX
i still have the gameboy game for that
Gonna eat good tonightš£ļøš£ļø
-distant screams of the damned-
What is that
That's just a picture of jax
That's the almighty loaf
Click the photo
I did lol
I just think it's funny that it looks like a photo realistic Jax in the preview
What shall I do with this single stick of ram
Eat..
Iām already full on ram sticks
I havenāt watched home since I went to see it in theaters back in 2015š
Hi chat
Wsp
Sup
Not much
Itās hard to pick which one I wanna buyš
Get rid of the Lenovo one
Actually it almost nini time
Asus is Better
i dont trust laptop brands
@edgy prairie just beat gabriel again, he said the line again
3 years tops
My Asus tuf a16 gaming laptop broke after 3y. Gpu died on me plus the hinge broke 4x
Would you trust Dell?
Dell is trash
Today it wouldnāt boot into windows at all. It was stuck on a black screen
Batteries are hit or miss
I ended up taking the ram out and ssd and listing it on eBay and Facebook marketplace
the only good thing lenovo has kept working is their keyboards
i spent 10 years trying to be the laptop dude
Never found a brand that works
Its all built on complacent replacements
Build to be trashed
Ewaste central
all except apple for a little bit
Then even apple got cheap
I don't trust Apple
now apple actually paid attention after their M1 series
their macbooks are really good now
MSI still has keyboard issues
Never had a Mac book before
Steelseries is only worth it if you get a $200 student discount
Even then the battery dies in 2 years
Do NOT
Get a slim MSI laptop
Only reason I would use a MacBook for is for iMessage and FaceTimeš and to play ps1 & ps2 games
unless you want to overheat it in less than 30min
I. Remember using these things.
Msi has a power throttling issue with their cpuās
I think they are unlocked by default
my school was infested with those things
This my ringtone
I'd show off how i decorated my laptop but then again it's mostly political stickers so i can't
maybe only the 2018 models.. but its been awhile
and we love you for that vio
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I could always get cool math games.com to work on there
genuinely die
that scared the shit out of me

Cool
if it makes you feel better it scratched up my throat when I did it earlier
Itās the bell sound
OHHH these are all great choices

Oh I thought I was going to be like joker laughing or something
Or one of those cutscenes were Jokers telling Batman to get up
I was thinking of it but I donāt wanna wake up hearing the joker laughing at me while a sleep paralysis demon is staring at me
Yeah even paralyze I'd be shitting myself at that moment
Omg I forgot all about thoseš man you just gave me a great idea. Ima make a bunch of them
oh Kuma listen to this Tek threat I read
Real
Iām doing killer croc and Azriel first. I kinda forgot how to spell his name
Psychotic 100%
i cannot sleep
thank you that's what I was going for
so i took a bath
:0
do you think I could be a voice actor someday?
100% man
If you have a TV in your room put on a 10-hour black screen of white noise in the background enjoy and fall asleep that way
thank you š
only to be interrupted once again in an āemergencyā (father accidentally turned on screen reader again)
I hate white noise
It keeps me up
I can only do around 20 voices. Iāve been too busy screaming raging at playing god of war on the ps2
Yes when every other voice actor in the world suddenly dies
Me walking up to kumas house at 1 am
i hope it scratched it worse than a chip
my ex was going into voice acting
you basically in turn scared my cat
i hope she failed
thats being put on you
its 2 pm you swine
how'd you know i was born in the year of the pig?
Sounds like a poor version of Three dog from fallout 3, recorded as an AI voice
because you are one
Iām gonna edit some clips from IT: Welcome to derry to make some as my ringtone
damn
do this, its dutch
mostly
The legend
i think yuko hates me
š„² that don't make me feel better
it is understandable
welp, bye I guess...
I want everyone to take a picture with a box of Cheez-its on your head and post it to the Cheez-it Facebook. DO IT NOW! t.co/oKbDvKqz
Nooooo im just kidding
Ok im doin the honk shoo mememe
why are you showing us this
are you trying to make us cry?
Ah, markiplier in 2012 before his genetic upgrades started to kick in /fond 
also @outer kiln @kindred kayak i'll be alone at home from around 10AM on, means i'll redo the gabriel thing, but this time put my whole voice into it
because the company that makes Cheeze-Its just found out about it and was like "I am loving this trend"
i tolerate some of you
odd
they just found out about it?!
And i just know how i'll warm my voice up (I'll practice my metal screams again)
My cat is looking at me like he wanna attack my arm again..
Its benefitted me so far
Internet explorer ah-shit 
it's okay we like you the same
my voice is stupidly deep i hate it
LMAO
NO SAME
literally the opposite of what i want
mine is neither high nor deep and i hate my voice so much
No just no
Baki fans actually do this lol
i tried singing
I would love to have the ability to just be able to lay down on a bed and fall asleep immediately.
im actually trying to sing more
stay awake long enough. itll happen
chat
Try humming
i miight try to get back into amateur modeling again
You got to tune in your head but you don't have to speak
i was able a couple months back, broke my voice and strained it into shape
oh, spotify decided to play peak
you should try doing impressions, its fun.
it's just something I do because it's a vocal stim for me
tier 10 tank : D
Tier 1 tank
tank-chan absolutely exists
why isn't there an anime like this\
yuko yuko
yoko yoko
i do to myself, but i also hate doing things infront of people
why is the loading screen music in Civ 6 so epic? no idea, but it is
Because Japan knows that it's already weird enough.
well i should say your REAL name then instead of your little fake one you stick with
damn
Try singing sea shanties
Please dont
tomorrow i will try to go into a social environment
Try going to the libraries
No there is much weirder and much worse
on those disturbing movie icebergs a decent chunk of them come from japan anyway šš
I know š¢
I used to when i was young and playing AC4, until my father and brothers made fun of me
itās still funny you have the same name as my mom
Tell him the f off and kick them in the nuts
Kill the furry
noooo
ahahaha jokes on him i got 100 percent before he finished the main story
i was but a young one
I'm not a fuwwy thooo.... I'm just an innocent catboy :3
hey nerd
Yeah imagine my shellshock when i saw how young she looked instead LMAO
Nice, I started replaying it but I got distracted and I need to go back and finish it.
Haiiiii Cemsarrrr :3
well she did have me young
I was going to say something very very rude but now I'm not so I'm just happy to see you.
I just woke up :3 want huggies? :3
i desire them
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thank you
Okie then, heyyy Borgir!!!
Yeyyyyy!!! Huggie-wuggies!!! Snuggle-snuggle
Should I watch this anime?
yay
question is should i watch this anime
If you like the description and that kind of anime i say go for it
I dont usually like anime
i enjoyed cowboy bebop and all of the studio ghibli movies ive watched so far
I recommend watching code geass and death Note if no other anime interest you.
death note was good
other than that i cant seem to get into other anime
It is very good yes. It is simultaneously an incredible story with actual substance, and it also has incredible fights. It's also very comfortably paced.
my hair still feels dirty im gonna go wash it again
no fan service other than feet
Solution bald with wig 
but i have long luscious and beautiful blonde hair
Going bald might help you
never
Just turn that hair into the wig
Nyan at all. The best gurls must only be loved and apreciated in their wholesome lovelyness!!!
baldness remind me too much of my dad
Watch me LIVE on Twitch: https://twitch.tv/barleytheburr/
Follow My Socials: https://barleytheburr.com/
#barleytheburr #furry #twitch #funny #twitchclips
icky
Nooo the furry king. Run away.
FERRET HEAD WIGGLE
Took way too long to find dis
Lol
Don't think I'll ever watch this anime not my cup of tea
rock on š¤
Well Nichijou certainly isn't for everyone XD
U misspelled microslop :3
Nerd go back 2 sleep
Why canāt I find the exact kit of ram nowhereš
It 7:33 thooo :3 and I caaannt!!!
Pm?
Albso whyyyyyyy
Found one on amazon
Need link?

that's Zelda not link
my dad is broke and borrowing money and i just found out that he is KNOWINGLY paying for youtube premium so he can listen to music with his phone closed. Instead of say using my spotify premium that i also signed into on his phone
istg if you put it through the scuffed link device
today was not a good day
@patent current is there a furry like group who instead of animals dress up like different kinds of aliens, and don't say Comic-Con.
You can only use that tissue for OIL now when you:
You did?!
Monster furries do that a lot
Yes and ebay
70-170$ range
Good to knowš£ļø

We generally don't distinguish them from furries if they have their own sona. If it's a dragon/snekk we call them scalies, but nothing else stuck on.
Smack him upside the head.
this is like the labubu thing. where there are real labubu's and fake labubu's
oh hey Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo is free with ads on youtube rn
I want to caption this but i cant cause rules so here is my cryptic reference to it instead ā½ļø š
like a fake labubu being so liked that it becomes real
Labuboroboros
That's Mike
playing Kingdom Hearts for the first time in my life now
you met mickey, goofey, and donald yet
My brainstem is degrading from what is going on in chat, and the other half is simultaneously exploding from the sheerwill to not have to conceive it anymore :3
No, I just booted the game up and heard this banger of a song
gn nerd
Nini cemsarrrrr!!! Habe many sleeb!!!
Good night all i leave with this.
Have a nini u too!!!
Oh i have something for you to enjoy about the music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlpzP43nkqI
Want more? Check out this playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAPCJb1oI0Kn1vyyVd_m17Ortp-YzvrQc
Can you identify whether each song is Kingdom Hearts music or a storm alert theme on The Weather Channel? There should be no reason for these two categories to have any overlap, yet here we are. I encourage you to share this with non-KH ...
I wish emery was online
@bitter elm you're being asked for
SHHHHH
Insert joke about emery being the rock that sandpaper is made of :3
Pure grit
I shall unsheathe my body from the comfy sheets... It is ever longing for the bedge...

Idk what to do while I wait for my ebay order
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#inv...
Cant wait for episode 6
good idea
my favorite 3d animated movie
its just
perfect
and also currently free with ads on youtube
perhaps my love for it is just nostalgia
coworker? ā
cOwOrker? ā
trying something interesting... It's not really working.
I've never seen this translated to here is is Nico Nico Douga Medley, songs from countless anime and nico nico videos.
This video is property of nico nico and i do not own it. I also blatantly stole the video from dawnbringerz (sorry!)
Note from dawnbringerz
Note: To people who are going to use the lyric in this video as a base to translate...
oh hi wolp

What do
Also chat, ham retired or something?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/k-LV19mVbGI Kangaroo distribution system at work
He gave it his all https://youtube.com/shorts/ZTcns27ZpJE?si=HpZjf-WpXC_-hPiZ
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i thought i went to sleep
Start with one
Beardman of the void
What is your wisdom
Borgor
THE BEARDMAN HAS SPOKEN

I have an urge to play UFC fight night
I heard budget cuts but that's hearsay
Your honor, hearsay!
Pretty sure pirate is just self moderating for a little bit I donāt think anyone is being laid off or anything
But I donāt know squat so
Prob shouldnāt talk
Gotta say Iāve missed their presence as well
Especially ham bone
And Jake
And Maggie
They're still in the server right?
is there some whistleblower stuff going on here I need to hear about?
We never knew the actual message Titus sent to Chapter Master Calgar. Until now!
#warhammer40k #spacemarine2 #titus
Ha
Doubt it but there is always a place to make report if you have one
Ok ham at least is still here
So the chances of exposƩ decrease to like 40%
Gta 6 makes gta 5 look like a ps3 game
I don't know, man
I can't say that for sure
Definitely gonna be a game changer
Can't wait to not be able to run it /j
I donāt see Thor, getting rid of Jake or Ham for any reason unless it was major
Same, i'm thinking of buying a ps5 just for gta 6 
Ug. GTA5 is a PS3 gsme
You assume GTA6 will even get launched.
Pre-caffeine me is going to go on a spree (:
True, true
I will continue to narrow my eyes at authority figures in suspicion regardless
!stinky
fyfyff1939 is stinky
As an Italian I am not mad
Drown it
Drown it all
how can I say this?
you use your voice normally
smartass
This is in a presentation in the FDA and food inspection service for what not to do
:3
Inspections?
You know
Food Safety inspectors
Inspect Deez nuts
Hiyooo
Hello
Inspectma balls
Inspector bawls
ballin
Inspector gadget's cousin of ill repute
You, against all popular opinion and warning to the contrary, chose to join this server at a moment in time
Dear god it's worse than I thought
Bawwwwwwls
the first house flipper game is free to keep this weekend https://store.steampowered.com/app/613100/House_Flipper/
ignore the embed
Can't you remove the embed?
Mirror is a mod???
PING
no. hobgoblin.
Mod intern I think
Modgoblin
no. her and Zaf are for dealing with bots and scam posts
and also goblins
yay flipping time
I fail to see how that isn't just an internship
AAA-
Wasnāt me
ngl, i wish my boyfriend was here to cuddle with me...
idk why I wanted to say that
but still
Am i a good goblin?
have you hydrated
Yes
No
I'm so pissed off that Disney won't make a Star Wars The Force Unleashed remake, that i'm thinking of just remaking the first level for myself
Mini mod. I can't ban you, but I can put you in time out.
To be cool
The real question: Do you get benefits?
I thought it was a goblin with access to hobnobs
its.. how did Forest put it.. "goblins with a gun"
I just got out of bed. Give me a minute, dammit
So what new powers do you get?
A gun with rubber bullets

Borgor-ed
Rubber bullets can still crack skulls
i thought my stuff was being weird one of my cats unplugged the cord and put me in wifi mode smh
no :3
Yes
It appears i have become a snake
Striker set Prototype gear. https://www.rxddit.com/r/thedivision/comments/1sbqoa3/prototype_gear_just_got_my_foot_in_the_door/
..I remember those commercials
they were very weird
Breakfast burger does sound good ngl
Can you tell us whatās going on with ham and Jake and the rest of the other mods by chance?
breakfast cheese burgers are the best
The advertiser's barely disguised- well, you know the rest of the phrase
I can not.
Ok
Nah that's just..
Ads are just like that in some parts of the world.
If it aint weird, it aint selling.
Say less
Look up "japanese commercials" if you don't believe me
good lord
āļø Precisely my point
I can pull up that one jp commercial of that one construction company
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY6uJlI-t14 AUssie edition
Named one of the 25 most epic ads of all time by AdFreak. SEE ALL OF THE ADS HERE: http://bit.ly/9658TA
See that's not "weird", but rather "dumb fun"
A shared mindset between austrailia and the US
Just doing something you know full well is stupid, but is entertaining and harmless so you stop caring
"I may look like an idiot but I'm having the time of my life" is easily one of the best mentalities.

gaming
:O
For a second i thought that was winamp
What in the world...?
Nooo
Bread was unbanned years ago
classic marathon
Bread is fine, the mods just can't have it
nah. im immortal
I have this gif saved in my favorites
Goblins! Earn glue snack rewards by making sure you get up & UNSHRAMP
regularly, Hydrate
, Have a snack OTHER THAN GLUE (preferably some fruit or cheese!)
Do you have laundry that needs swapping
? How about tea
? Take your meds!
Happy you're here
! Go make something awesome today
. Proud of you, Love mom. 
False as of 2024
???
Thor lifted the ban
Why would he deprive goblins of a chaos tool
@dense nova
@dense nova got a job?
Yes
As if the goblins donāt have enough
A bit
I mean "excessive 90's internet religious webpage" is practically it's own meme format
Discord having a moment
if any of you are interested in the og one, here (its free)
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2398450/Classic_Marathon/
you've made clyde mad
Eff the clyde!
Down with the machine!!!
(āÆĀ°ā”°)āÆļøµ ā»āā»
Real best gif

hmm
I didnāt ask how big the room is; I said I cast fireball!
wait worng deer
Something to fawn over
even discord knows that Google search address sucks
Hahaha
here's the actual link
Thanks
I do love me a success story
Link no not work and made me sad
specially when it's Nintendo on the brown end of the shitstick they started
Glad Nintendo got put in there place
they'll probably appeal
hmm
good, more time and money wasted
someone spit on my coworker :l
I don't think they can appeal something like this
I found a mod to make the hud widescreen 
they can and they will, until a final decision is made in court
does this mean they'll likely end up suing the patent office? probably.
Nintendo is nothing if not litigious AF.
THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY
Nintendo won't win in a war of attrition against the us government they can try but won't win
that's common sense. Which Nintendo often lacks.
True but I want them to try i want them to fail i want them to waist money because they have gotten to big for there britches
I don't feel like I'd miss out on anything if Nintendo were to just... disappear
All the art that people do if you know what i mean will be free to publish because apparently Nintendo has the right to all of things
Or should I say with out fear of Nintendo
Hot take: Nintendo hasn't done anything for the gaming industry since the 90s
well, anything good
That's not a hot take
oh, it is when you say it out loud on the internet 
nintendo makes some good original ip games, but they arent good as a company lol
I liked mario kart 8 for the switch
Mario Party owns
they're all identical. same game loop, same "story", hell, same pokeymen. there's nothing original
or zelda breath of the wild. that game is good 
mario kart 8 is just the 8th re-master of the original mario kart 
and what myke said. mario party is dope
Lmao
Nintendo did an excellent job on Final Fantasy
isn't that just minigames with nintendo characters?
Sega wouldn't be where they are today without it
yes but its fun
I never said anything about fun
my point is that they haven't released something actually new in decades. They just take the formulas from their old(er) games and re-release with new graphics (more or less)
Hey I donāt know if this is the correct topic so if not please let me know and Iāll delete it Thor I have a question for you Iām 18 have a decently big computer background Iāve applied almost everywhere no matter the position and the most Iāve got is a email and no response after reply any advice?
Thor doesn't follow genchat, much less when he's streaming.
fair, but I just like some of their stuff :3
Splatoon would like a word
@stone sierra oh so I was a hero for a day at Walmart. At the Walmart I live near just got one of those PokƩmon vending machines and this guy used 4 cards to get all of the PokƩmon packs out of it had 4 buggies full of cards and there was a family and there 3 kids where crying and the mom was angry and sad because the kids couldn't get cards so I snuck up grabbed one of the carts and every so quietly pulled it away and motioned to the mom to follow me and let her have the entire cart of cards there where 9 boxes I told the kids to keep quiet till they got to the car I heard them 3 aisles away in the parking lot
your best bet would be to do a TTS on stream (50K channel points or 500 bits)
Ok so should I put it in chat and hope for best on twitch
TTS is your best bet
how is Splatoon bringing anything new to the table?
You specified new IP
you didn't specify uniquely new
Ok never mind I donāt have a whole lot of money right now so Iām not gonna do that
no, I never said "new IP"
uniquely new is impossible at this point
if you have 50K channel points you can redeem those for tts
I donāt my twitch account is like brand new
ahh
Avoided it for the longest time
are you in stream?
Yes
you can bring in new mechanics. I don't expect anything that hasn't been seen before
no current triple A game studio is ever going to produce something "new"
can you @ me in stream. I'll send it for you
ideas are finite. Concepts are finite
im Mirror_ada on twitch
which in itself is another problem
things will get reused eventually
I donāt wanna make you pay for that
so blame the human mind then?
I have so many channel points
it's free with channel points
Nintendo simply takes what works and continues with it
Only if you want too
not a problem at all
duality of gamers 
Theres been A Lot of layoffs in this department in the last two years. So the interview pool is congested. keep applying, keep learning things. Don't be afraid to have a gap filler job in the mean time
no, I blame developer lazyness. Re-releasing games with indistinguishable featuresets and absolutely forgettable story/plot is what Nintendo does
and who buys them? people.
if ppl didn't want them, they wouldn't buy them and nintendo wouldn't continue making them
what ever do you mean?
So long as they are continued to be bought, nintendo will continue to develop the same formula
the same with EA and their FIFA BS. a new game every single year with hundreds in microtransactions and it's still the same damn game as it was 20+ years ago
and you seem perfectly fine with that
I never said I was
I'm pointing out where the issue lies
if ppl buy shit, shit will continue to be made
I never understood dad buying each year. he always let the ai play for him too, he basicailly just used it to make up for off season
I like a lot of Nintendo games so im not gonna stop buying their games
Old games tho
Not buying those
I can understand the managerial aspect of it
cause I used to do it with NHL games
valve should make portal 3 
is there a german specific speach therapist you could prod Quacker?
They did
we should make portal 3
Not the slop ones tho, and only the most recent pokemon i like (pokopia) i want a switch 2 because it has a ton on games i really want
genius
the portal game on the switch was fun, even if you're just a cube
hl3 when
no clue i've lived in germany for 2 years and tired of being able to talk to people instead of awkwardly staring at them so now i can sound like i'm summoning a devil instead

That was already done. It was titled Half Life Alex š
*Alyx
yes yes
It's wise to not nihilistically boil down games to "This game is just This plus this" because you'll never get to enjoy anything.
Granted yes some games do reuse concepts and ideas a lot, but it isn't an inherently bad thing.
am off to go play terraria :3
have a good day frens
but what about the ones that are indistinguishable from the previous releases?
and remember, u are cool
Hi chat
yoko taro had some narated ttrpg esque games. granted not as fully open world as a game of dnd, it was a neat experiment
ahoy, raisin
bwhaha thor got to my tts š
"this tennis games are just pong smh"
I thought Thor retired 
I'm pretty sure Mario Galaxy is very dinstinguishable to Mario Sunshine.
I'm pretty sure Mario Galaxy is very disntinguishable to Mario Odyssey.
Wtf....Need for Speed? Its just Desert Bus but faster
technically Pong is Tennis. Pretty sure the original iteration of Pong was called "Tennis for Two"
š¤
Must you boil things down?
yes
y?
STOP SETTING OF THE SOUND ALARM
@slow tinsel
the prion in my brain demands it
your new clicker will be a fire alarm
hi
When the student pulls the fire alarm and it activates my MK Ultra deep state conditioning
Ayo mods this guy got a brain prion /j
see, thats another huge difference from highschool to university
on our campus, we have a 2 stage fire alarm
why is it always sound alarm? Why do we never hear of an unsound alarm?
our highschool, if you pulled the alarm, well first, youre getting in trouble if it wasnt a genuine fire, but it immediately set off the fire alarm
that reminds me. I need to get my rig ready for Desert Bus Fest 2026
that called being in a complete vacuum... lots of flashing lights
at university, you pull it, and it sets off the first stage fire alarm, which basically just says "be ready to evacuate"
once security confirms the fire, they set it to stage 2 which is full evacuation
That's completely ridiculous
It says that, closes the doors and fills the school with halon
yes, your face is completely ridiculous
RIP
I have heard stories about U of T
At least one from you Tek, that inform me that a 2 stage fire alarm is genius. Because U of T, is full of geniuses
Fire alarms, designed to prevent people from dying in a fire, with a two stage process?
āPanicā and āPanic harderā
its just to prevent full building evacuations for no reason
Now we need 3 stage process so we can have an "Everything is okay" alarm.
AND, it means people arent pulling the fire alarm to get out of something, like, oh idk, an exam?
Homer invented this already
It plays elevator muzak when in that stage
Evac the building - if it's a false alarm, everyone goes back to normal. It doesn't stop anything.
People just move to stage 2 to preserve sanity
thats not how it works for writing tests
youd lose AT LEAST 10 minutes to the alarm, and then you cant even be sure somebody diddnt cheat on the test
it doesnt take long to investiage, they just check on the cameras more than likely
It comes back around to the corpritization of everything. Equipment was deemed more valuable than the immediate response. And well, Halon is toxic despite how quick it works. So you get heads up time before death.
I WAS JOKING ABOUT HALON
I'm not
Only you can prevent office fires. Eat the rich
the last three locations I worked were halon
Ok. But a university?
Despite being people rich areas
Halon: Evolved
I am confused
the next generation
Just like Radon Shadow Legends
about?
DO YOU LIKE HEARTBOUND TWICE?
I wonder if selecting both means you don't see either
they don't cancel eacother out
they're just references to in-game stuff from Heartbound. And give different username colors
My warhammer should arrive today. YESSSS
it pokes... is stabs... it smashes
don't tempt me with a good time
read up on this crowly
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Can I interest you in a billhook in these trying times?
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hehe :3
parrying sound effects
what even is the context of the original gif
i feel this
I should throw you in a woodchipper
Hmmmmmm
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ok, hear me out, you commit identity theft on me, take out a credit card, then keep a perfect credit history and help me build my credit score :3
overdraft protection does this for you if you want to skip theft
no, but it isnt as funny
Just leave the US and stay in china and build social credit instead of fixing a negative credit score
im horrified that you think I live in that hellhole
everyone will be part of America soon anyways....
Yeah nah
No Canadian of sound mind wants to hear that as a joke when its been threatened seriously
thats one of the few ways to instantly piss me off
its not a joke
and ive made that clear to anybody who says it
pretty sure its also a violation of the no politics rule too
yeah, lets not go there.
Lets go to Build a Bear
last time I went to build-a-bear, I ended up getting a stuffed rabbit named gumball
I have no clue where gumball is
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Live edit of tek going from frog to dog
My son is cuddled up with me and we're watching Thor right now
Cute
aww
I was snuggled up with a guy in VR about an hour ago :3
was very gay :3
uh...huh
awkward thing to type in response to a father/son post š¤·āāļø
the normal brain cannot handle lain
Toronto???
you'll never guess who runs it
sounds like brain isn't a factor
why are you letting toronto be better? Destroy it
Toronto being a city state is funny to me
I'm building up my shit lol I went bankrupt twice
THE ONTARIO PRIMIER
I mean
THE MAYOR OF TORONTO
:3
The soul of dark
Ah yeah Olivia Ford
Cleopatra
that's fair, toronto is huge AF
Doug Chow
most major cities are
ok, like, technically no, but technically yes
my neighboring countries have been at war for like 30 turns
it depends what we are considering as Toronto
Toronto believes it's the only city in Ontario
Texas is huge AF, Toronto is ok
cause most canadians consider "Toronto" as the downtown area
Greater Toronto Area? Sure
Toronto itself is small comparatively to other major cities in NA
honestly both are big af
then you have the GTA, which is all the suburbs around toronto
You know what state is bigger than texas?
Depression
Montreal for example rofl
I mean, I consider Toronto as garbage š
Depression is just a scale of illusion




