general_chat

[primal harbor]

Virtually 100% of the ocean is carbonated

But 90% of it is bicarbonate ions

Not bubbles

[outer kiln]

You’re not a bubble

But ai is

[compact monolith]

Virtually. But Physically it's not. We don't deal with digital when talking water....

[primal harbor]

i am an enigma

dads are grown from boys afterall

[gentle juniper]

You're bsodcat

[primal harbor]

IM NOT CUTE

[outer kiln]

Don’t mind me, having a Baja blast

[outer kiln]

Sure keep lying that helps

[karmic rampart]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=2SqWRLU32BU

Absolute banger.

[primal harbor]

It does?

[outer kiln]

Nah

[compact monolith]

I'm not a dad, yet. But when I am, I will be having my "Best Dad" mug on full display

[gentle juniper]

Works for...uh hmm guys in suits

[frail otter]

https://youtube.com/shorts/RAzCP12Rh7w?si=0cRCe4ALAz5XS9s5

[primal harbor]

I dont look good in a suit

[outer kiln]

I dunno if I wanna be a dad, it’s kinda hard taking care of myself sometimes.
I am a good uncle tho

[forest cosmos]

if i ever adopt a child i will have a second best dad mug

[gentle juniper]

Need a better suit

[primal harbor]

me if i were in a suit:

https://tenor.com/view/agent-smith-matrix-no-wachowski-gif-15493158

[ornate seal]

I think it depends on the suit. A good tailor is able to make almost anyone look good in a suit

[outer kiln]

Speaking of my new niece will be born in 19 weeks

[primal harbor]

I think i’d buy a $200 suit and then go get it tailored

But i dont need one

[ornate seal]

Fair enough, but to say you don't look good in a suit I would say that implies you haven't visited someone that could make you look good in one

[near topaz]

I looked good in a suit once

That was nice

It was a white suit with a bright blue tie

[outer kiln]

I’ve never worn a suit, I have church clothes tho

I look good in those

[primal harbor]

i have work shirts

[near topaz]

I have a single church cloth

[primal harbor]

actually

[near topaz]

Aka 1 plain collared shirt

[primal harbor]

i do have a vest

[near topaz]

Cause all my pants are black dress pants

[primal harbor]

or an overcoat

[outer kiln]

Church clothes is another phrase for dress clothes btw

[primal harbor]

too warm tho

[primal harbor]

🫵 southern spotted

[outer kiln]

Yee

[primal harbor]

HAW

[near topaz]

Same

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/meowdy-howdy-cat-howdy-cat-in-a-hat-cat-in-the-ten-gallon-hat-gif-27347110

[primal harbor]

CENTERAL TIME BOYS

[near topaz]

Howdy all’a’y’all

[outer kiln]

🤔 howdy all you all?

[forest cosmos]

i still need to go get a suit

[near topaz]

All of you all

[outer kiln]

Ah I see the extra a now

[near topaz]

Tho yall is a bit of an abomination tbf lol

[forest cosmos]

the classic joke of my work pants being church pants because they’re holy (filled with holes)

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-training-day-gif-16743259178450786472

Classic

[ornate seal]

I'd say old enough to be considered a vintage joke

[outer kiln]

True it ain’t no retro

Retro would be “bless your heart and stop those farts”

[near topaz]

Had no idea there were so many fellow southerners in chat 😂

[gentle juniper]

Yee'haw

[primal harbor]

WOO tax return hit

[gentle juniper]

Tfw you owe money XD

[noble pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/leif-erickson-day-spongebob-gif-5857591

[primal harbor]

Its the off work time it makes sense

But

Its also wake up time for japan

[gentle juniper]

Its like noon there lol

[primal harbor]

Wait

[gentle juniper]

Hahaha

[primal harbor]

Lol i meant europe

Almost 5am in germany

[outer kiln]

Snoop Dogg is live on Twitch at the premier of 10 to Midnight

Dunno if any of yall are fans or not

[near topaz]

I mean I’m a fan of his way of life

He do be a chill guy

[patent grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1175591565729734756.webp?size=48&animated=true&name=Plink&lossless=true

[patent grove]

Wat

[forest cosmos]

im in alaska

close enough

[near topaz]

LMAO

Yeah sure 😂

That’s a cool state

[primal harbor]

nanoangstrom moment

[near topaz]

https://x.com/gameralphabeta/status/2036952282856616311?s=46&t=1_gFjP0iEIRpxRpHu4okhg this guy: fine I’ll do it myself

Alpha Beta Gamer (@gameralphabeta)

ShatterRush is a Titanfall inspired mech + movement FPS with fully destructible environments! https://t.co/8LleJlTl3s

by #gamedev @TetraStudiosDev #indiedev #indiegame #gaming

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X · Mar 25, 2026, 11:44 PM

[primal harbor]

EA is SHAKING rn

also

[near topaz]

I’m loving the Scottish accent

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/sesame-street-mah-nàmah-nà-fun-singing-happy-gif-16531122

[primal harbor]

shoutout to AlphaBetaGamer

best youtuber for finding indies

[desert oyster]

today I learned that dankpods is short as hell

[primal harbor]

i have not finished that video

[desert oyster]

... I'd rather just have TF3 for the story

[desert oyster]

Linus is taller.

[primal harbor]

you can use the new york logic on figuring that out:
the angrier the accent: the shorter the person

[near topaz]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3545060/Team_Fortress_2_Classified/ I mean this is basically tf3

Steam

Team Fortress 2 Classified

Team Fortress 2 Classified is a new Team Fortress 2 experience built on its original inspirations and tone. Starting from there, we've added quality-of-life features, remade and reworked scrapped content, and built onto it with full-size updates in homage to TF2's timeless style and tone.

Formerly known as Team Fortress 2 Classic.

NEW-OLD…

[desert oyster]

that's someone's angry attempt to rebalance the game. Not interested

[forest cosmos]

this gonna sound crazy but i think i actually prefer tf1

[near topaz]

Someone’s salty damn

A lot of care has gone into making that

[desert oyster]

"it will be old TF2 around X date". Literally re-adds items that never survived dev alpha, adds some weapons from well after the supposed date, arbitrarily rebalances several things, and add their own random items

nah, miss me with that

[near topaz]

Alright then I didn’t know you were so serious about tf2 game balance 😂

[primal harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/only-game-heff-be-mad-gif-5038541

[desert oyster]

rewind to before the comp updates and I'm happy

[ornate seal]

The problem with all the version of "TF2 but re-making the golden age" is that each one as their own idea of what it should be.

For example, my version of the "Golden Age" of TF2 is when each class had their first release of class weapons, and thats it. Way too much nonsense happened after that

[desert oyster]

and mine would be a little after that

but needs some rebalances

yeah, I'd rather just play the actual game instead

[outer kiln]

His movie

[ornate seal]

IMO Every weapon after the first release of class weapons moved away from the carefully controlled class-dependant balance that existed at that point

[desert oyster]

and something tells me the community agrees https://i.imgur.com/dPJEzZU.png

[outer kiln]

I haven’t played tf2 in soooo long

[short totem]

hmm... is forest a lorax? is he for the trees?

[topaz flame]

THE TREES, WHERE?!!?!

ohhhh you mean THE trees

[desert oyster]

I'm more curious what valve is doing with tf2 assets in source 2

[topaz flame]

not "the trees"

[short totem]

three trees

[topaz flame]

its usually three yes

[shell plover]

NY Attorney General Letitia James, who is suing Valve, is being referred for criminal prosecution over alleged homeowners' insurance fraud

her Criminal History shows has a History relating to cases of fraud

[ornate seal]

Sadly their description of "is a new Team Fortress 2 experience built on its original inspirations and tone" is opposite to what they actually made. I have no problem with people making their own versions of TF2, but they at least to need to abide by what they're making.

And this version was previously called "TF2 Classic" IIRC

[desert oyster]

you know that was something started by her political opponents, right? she's the one the convicted a certain someone of 27 counts of criminal fraud in NY

[stone sierra]

The three trees tremble terribly together trundling towards the top of the tower

[shell plover]

https://fixupx.com/anonimo_jones/status/2037255823588511978?s=20

Ross_co_Jones  (@anonimo_jones)

Ya no voy a gastar en cosas innecesarias.
︀︀
︀︀También yo:

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FixupX · Mar 26, 2026, 7:50 PM

[near topaz]

Oof

[rocky rose]

oh my god i need to do this when i get my new apartment

[outer kiln]

A splash of whimsy

[shell plover]

https://fixupx.com/BobNetworkUK/status/2036941001042866474?s=20

bob. (@BobNetworkUK)

is this MW19 gameplay recorded from inside chernobyl reactor 4 what the hell is going on

Quoting ♡♰Rory♰♡ (@rory_unknown)
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EARLY GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE OF CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE 4 HAS BEEN LEAKED! HERE'S THE CLIP!

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FixupX · Mar 25, 2026, 10:59 PM

[topaz flame]

think imma take a break, won like 3 or 4 pubg games, two in a row gonna flatten on my bed and question life for a few mins

with my little computer

[outer kiln]

“I’m tired of big glowing rectangle, I wanna look at small glowing rectangle now”

[topaz flame]

Pretty much

[primal harbor]

CORPSLOP

[left swift]

Ugh

[primal harbor]

NEW WORD

[topaz flame]

Big glowing rectangle takes a lot of glowing rectangle energy from my brain

[left swift]

I have to do apartment hunting now

Big suck

[primal harbor]

oh

[ornate seal]

Doubt.jpg

[rocky rose]

it sucks

[left swift]

Yeah and I only have 2 months to save and figure it out

[topaz flame]

Oh

[topaz flame]

I hope your not being forced out for some reason

[torn swallow]

I forgor what happened in mw3 to warrant a mw4 ngl

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/touch-grass-insult-gamer-get-good-bambamheat-gif-12775336740692508361

[desert oyster]

#touch-grass

[ornate seal]

What happened was Activision needed another multiplayer mode for people to spend money on

[torn swallow]

Oh yeah that

[shell plover]

https://fixupx.com/Dexerto/status/2037363998690066850?s=20

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

The owner of the real life 'Backrooms' is selling pieces of its carpet and wallpaper online
︀︀
︀︀The items were framed with certificates of authenticity and quickly sold out

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FixupX · Mar 27, 2026, 3:00 AM

[slim schooner]

https://www.crowdsupply.com/open-tools/open-printer

[hallow sleet]

Oh thank God

I still need to fix mines jamming issue...

[left swift]

Eh it just got sprung up on me when I showed my girlfriend a cosplay ring set I was going to order

[near topaz]

No, don’t touch grass, create more content to put in #thorchan

[topaz flame]

Oh hm

[left swift]

So it's kind of sudden and I should have seen it sooner since the lease ends in 3 months

[topaz flame]

Ohhh

[left swift]

This apartment complex sucks and they'll probably raise rent anyway

[left swift]

But for now all I know is they would like to have their own apartment after 4 years.

So yeah I got 2 months to save and figure this out

[torn swallow]

Witness my horrific editing skills chat

[primal harbor]

ctrl+c ctrl+v moment

[left swift]

On the brighter side, I did just get a 75 cent raise put in that will go into effect on the 5th if it's approved

But still

[short totem]

... why is the Channel called that of all things? XD why is it called ||Thorchan||? XD

[left swift]

This is quite sudden

And I don't know if anything else is happening other than they simply want their own apartment

[topaz flame]

Ohhhhh

[left swift]

I got caught with this 1 hour before I had to go to work for the night

[topaz flame]

I'm sorry friendo

[ornate seal]

"I certify that this is genuine Backrooms wallpaper and carpet"

Yea well I self-certified that I own rocks from the Moon, pls buy pls trust me

[rocky rose]

Thor-chan!

[left swift]

While I was asking if they're allergic to the metal used in the cosplay ring set I was going to buy them

[short totem]

i should have replied to message i was reffering to... oh well.

[left swift]

Their birthdays in a few months I just wanted to make sure they could wear the material

[torn swallow]

What do you want to call it then? || Thor-sama? ||

[rocky rose]

someone photoshop him in the school girl uniform

[topaz flame]

That sucks alot

[short totem]

no ||Software-chan||.

[left swift]

So yeah at my new wage next month of $16.75 I need to get my own apartment that supports 2 cats

In 2 months time

[unborn wigeon]

I think it got named that 'cause a lot of content creators get asked to wear a maid costume during their career

[torn swallow]

Already did
#thorchan message

[rocky rose]

amazing

sometimes i wish i went to a private school for that kind of uniform

[topaz flame]

Maybe you'll do it, and you'll be happier.

[left swift]

Also unfortunately I'm working alone by myself today so I don't have my blabby coworker to distract me from this

[forest cosmos]

playing the finals what weapon should i use

[left swift]

Lmg

[forest cosmos]

which

one

lewis or m60

[slim schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/estrogen-orville-500-estrogen-500-cigarettes-500-gif-7822209748705278452

[forest cosmos]

NOMNOMNOM GIMME

[desert oyster]

I don't go to that place

[forest cosmos]

Nvm im playing with the new crossbow

[near topaz]

Ok

[torn swallow]

You shouldve seen thors reaction but i think @civic mango has the clip

[forest cosmos]

i made this beauty

[short totem]

would that be the thorimid?

[rocky rose]

i have to see it wwwwwww

[short totem]

or should it be called the fourimid? because there is thor of him? XD

[woeful axle]

https://tenor.com/view/shredding-bones-skull-meme-gif-26125095

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/warframe-grendel-prime-tenno-operator-gif-10782571659400733619

[woeful axle]

the hungry man they made those meals for

[patent grove]

I have a mighty need to get Grendel’s deluxe now

Kinda want to make a build for him

[woeful axle]

they made him look like a mech from Lancer tbh

[patent grove]

He looks cool

Especially with his signa mask

[woeful axle]

I grabbed it since I use him more than gauss

[patent grove]

Ayo

How dare

[woeful axle]

also the signa is kinda cool

[patent grove]

I got Follie

She’s actually fun

[forest cosmos]

Why tf did discord make me jump to 2 month old general chat

[woeful axle]

I expect DE to nerf them hard but who knows

[patent grove]

Do not the nerf

[near topaz]

Buddy I know was making a food token mtg deck and another buddy suggested calling it gluttony, so basically now we’ve come up with the idea to make a deck for each of the deadly sins

[mental canopy]

unrelated, but I realized Red unfriended me, I have no ill will, just found it odd

[near topaz]

I find the idea of an envy deck hilarious because you could just make the entire deck about stealing and playing everyone else’s decks

[fast isle]

sup char

*chat

[near topaz]

Ello

[mental canopy]

or it could be discord screwing up

which is plausible

[fast isle]

how goes?

[near topaz]

It’s goin Niko-niko-neat

[fast isle]

hmm yes

much niko

[near topaz]

Never enough

[crude sleet]

NIKO NIKO NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[torn swallow]

I managed to find this one lol
#streamclips message

[rocky rose]

poor yuko has to hear me snickering in the other room

[near topaz]

https://youtu.be/AmpCyFObf2Q?si=QHzoSL1_6VZ7cmwo am weak to EDM romance music lol

It’s so good ❤️

I hear stuff like EDM and raves are really big in Germany, part of why I wanna visit one day

[heady whale]

Meanwhile I'm more likely to be blasting something like this playlist... 😛
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzdBraDKDHuR6Gx2PRLpn4xWFMea4-Pz1

[forest cosmos]

https://youtu.be/XZVpR3Pk-r8?si=XxXiHuuu220dNieY

[heady whale]

Yes, that's 8 albums adding up to something like 9 hours of music...

[hasty lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-one-at-a-time-ladies-aaron-if-he-was-a-cat-funny-cat-gif-565648516443483223

OWWAH

[near topaz]

https://youtube.com/shorts/hLrqAQtVDZw?si=xIS5RhU0BcQ9-Lz- big news for Linux

[crude sleet]

hehehehe

[hasty lagoon]

I love that philosophy frfr

[crude sleet]

im working on my next greatest hit :3

[hasty lagoon]

Yup lol

[uncut ermine]

I really need to read amulet again

[pale tide]

brick

[fast isle]

amazing melee

im making loadouts in bo6 with each gun so I can try em all

as I unlock them

[crude sleet]

brick

[pale tide]

brick👋

[patent grove]

Brick

[fast isle]

chat there's sweats in my lobby

[torn swallow]

Hiya brick

[patent grove]

It’s call of duty

[pale tide]

brick👋

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-oguri-cap-cinderella-gray-umamusume-umamusume-think-gif-12259471504709524315

[pale tide]

brick👋

[median thorn]

[fast isle]

I know but I just think its funny 😂

I do enjoy the omnimovement though

feels good

[torn swallow]

When the guy on your team works at home depot

[fast isle]

fr

[fast isle]

https://tenor.com/view/getout-gif-16327023334064302194

😂

[frail otter]

https://tenor.com/view/sloth-walking-slow-slow-mo-asi-cuando-gif-17376228569856408661

[crude sleet]

@outer kiln theres another TADC glitch at the end of ep 6 iirc

[median thorn]

It's Friday mah dude

[crude sleet]

care to check the spectrograph on that one?

[fast isle]

rate the gun : D

[fast isle]

its thursday for me Lol

[pale tide]

brick/brick

[fast isle]

thank you brick.

[median thorn]

stay on your side of the map :>

[fast isle]

:P

[crude sleet]

brick!?!?

[pale tide]

brick

[stark vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-brick-sponge-bob-square-pants-like-a-bag-of-bricks-like-a-ton-of-bricks-gif-4475886

[crude sleet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1485937967712305152/go_2.gif

[fast isle]

brick

[stark vessel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1485937967712305152/go_2.gif

[stone sierra]

Rude

[fast isle]

counter point:
brick

[stone sierra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1335016472916918292/mods.gif

[crude sleet]

hehehehe

The Show Who's Running

[fast isle]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-raccoon-absolute-cinema-gif-17862327649353748812

[pale tide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-throwing-brick-brick-cat-gif-9142560192559212520

[patent grove]

Stay frosty out of 10

[stark vessel]

6 out of 7 almost perfect

[fast isle]

Im not sure what attachments I want for it tbh

[crude sleet]

mods

kill ben

[stark vessel]

:3

[fast isle]

mods, unfurry the furry

[scarlet raptor]

Shaved

[fast isle]

[stark vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/caine-shut-finger-long-arm-zooble-shut-up-gif-16193546398051402268

[fast isle]

oh my god forest

hi

[scarlet raptor]

Hai

[pale tide]

brick👋

[scarlet raptor]

Brick!

[outer kiln]

trying out a new doodle style

[fast isle]

how goes it?

[pale tide]

brick\o/

[scarlet raptor]

Goood Im makin potato wedges

[fast isle]

hell yeah

[crude sleet]

hell yeah

[scarlet raptor]

hell yeah

[stark vessel]

yell heah

[fast isle]

hmmmm

[outer kiln]

hell yeahhh

[pale tide]

brick

[fast isle]

beans

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-eyes-kid-pork-and-beans-beans-gif-19099849

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/me-and-the-boys-at-gif-24482169

[crude sleet]

NOOOOOOOOO

[outer kiln]

lol

[crude sleet]

YOUTUBE AUTOMATICALLY MADE IT INTO A SHORT, AND LIMITED IT CAUSE IT WONT ALLOW SHORTS TO FEATURE THAT SONG 😭

[outer kiln]

bro wtf

[hallow sleet]

This is the same platform now selling premium lite btw

Just in case you wanted a slightly unpremiumed premium

[outer kiln]

why...why even do this?

[crude sleet]

oh well, enjoy the show thats running

[hallow sleet]

Money

[outer kiln]

the billion dollar company needs more?

[hallow sleet]

Yes

You should know this

[outer kiln]

i know lol

it's just dumb

[near topaz]

Wallpaper moment

[hallow sleet]

It better be at least a less expensive version that just goes ad free

[woeful axle]

lobotomy core

[outer kiln]

oh is it just for ad free without extras?

that's not bad

[crude sleet]

gripples, did you see my mention to you?

[woeful axle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1485937967712305152/go_2.gif

[outer kiln]

no

[topaz flame]

Just ate some frozen tato wedges

[crude sleet]

the end of ep 6 has another glitched moment

I wonder if it has spectrograph stuff

[outer kiln]

oh??

[hallow sleet]

No clue, I immediately closed YouTube the second I saw it

[near topaz]

Have I offered you oneshot yet?

[hallow sleet]

No

[crude sleet]

like, the very end

after the credits

[near topaz]

Would you like it?

[patent grove]

What is your Grendel build?

[outer kiln]

let me take a look

[patent grove]

Just curious

[hallow sleet]

I'm good for now, haven't been gaming much

[woeful axle]

lemme see....

[patent grove]

[near topaz]

Gotcha 👍

[outer kiln]

the credits right?

[woeful axle]

one moment....

[patent current]

Gommb mormbimg chot :3 OMO

[hallow sleet]

Good morning

[woeful axle]

left off with this

dunno what ill slot in

[topaz flame]

Man I been ripping at pubg

It's great when you get a good team that just kinda knows half of what there doing

Then I can just carry

[near topaz]

Anyone present that does not have oneshot that would like it?

[patent grove]

I know I might make Grendel into a wrecking ball/tank build for steel path

[crude sleet]

The Demoncore thats Running :3

[topaz flame]

But if someones butt naked running around with a helmet on punching people

[topaz flame]

I can't help that

[patent grove]

There’s a armored core 6 mech inspired fashion i already have in mind

[crude sleet]

@slow tinsel

[hallow sleet]

I wonder if this is what I would hear if I watched TADC on shrooms

[crude sleet]

:3

[outer kiln]

@crude sleet well damn

[hallow sleet]

I take that as yes

[woeful axle]

https://tenor.com/view/cannonbolt-ben-10-ben-10-cannonbolt-they-see-me-rollin-cannonball-gif-6085176218101808035

basically this dude

that and kirby eating everyone

[crude sleet]

thats the bit thats after the credits?

when he glitched?

[forest cosmos]

HAAAIIIIII

[outer kiln]

let me make sure hold on

[topaz flame]

It kinda looks like writing

[forest cosmos]

oki gtg love yall

[patent current]

Heyyyyy cutie cemsarrrr!!! :3 UwU

[forest cosmos]

C-cutie? Not I!

[outer kiln]

the glitch part itself doesn't seem to have anything but i'm still doing adjustments to make sure

[crude sleet]

I syphoned your brainwaves and produced audio waves from it

and this is what I got

[patent current]

Ur obsessed with this shit arentchu? :3

[crude sleet]

its hilarious to make python programs that remix the TADC songs 😭

[woeful axle]

ya knw

Im gonna test Arcane Persistence on Grendel

[crude sleet]

ya knw

[hallow sleet]

I cannot sleep

This is a good thing

[patent current]

It's seben o'clock chaaaattt 😭 😭 😭 😭 I don... I don wannya unbedge and attend my rebsbombsimimies throughout de dayyyy!!!!

[hallow sleet]

Unfortunately I did not anticipate the extra time to myself and am unsure of what to do, I am usually fast asleep in a depression fueled coma by now

I need more books

May start actually collecting the halo series

[patent current]

Make a ritual offering to the moon :3

[hallow sleet]

Overcast right now

No moon

At least I don't think

[patent current]

Always moon :3 the orb is watching :3 not dormant for long :3

[hallow sleet]

Nvm it's out

I'm sacrificing tek for stealing my ram

[patent grove]

Rip

[patent current]

We knyoe u don thimk :3 I'nt either :3

[hallow sleet]

Hm? Brain empty

Oh

[outer kiln]

there doesn't seem to be any hidden things in the spectrogram Tek, I think what we've found so far is specific

[hasty lagoon]

No shot

[frail otter]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/E2fK8kf41fY love this guy!!!!

[hallow sleet]

You still haven't even charged me for it

[outer kiln]

which means it is important but...don't really know how outside of it leading to the bar scene from episode 5 and also the random image of the human in the spectrogram @crude sleet

[honest mason]

I love pirating nintendo games

[crude sleet]

I HAVE A NEW IDEA

[outer kiln]

#piracy-requests

there ya go

[hallow sleet]

How TF do you expect to get it here today?

[crude sleet]

Amazon did that for me, just wait

they will

when you least expect it

[hallow sleet]

Takumi himself is doing the delivery lol

[stark vessel]

idea idea idea idea. what if we get a duck and have it play chess

[honest mason]

Nobody is stopping me from pirating nintendo games 😭✌🏻

[outer kiln]

just in case people are out of the loop about this discovery

[hallow sleet]

Ok?

[outer kiln]

good luck then

lol

[crude sleet]

this is a great start 😭

[hallow sleet]

I believe we should invest in this

[topaz flame]

I don't see human

[outer kiln]

are you on pc or mobile?

[topaz flame]

Mobile

[outer kiln]

that's probably why

let me trace out his outline hold on

[fast isle]

yes shot

[stark vessel]

i have no idea what is goin on with this lol

[crude sleet]

I dont either

[hallow sleet]

MY WASPS😭

[fast isle]

chat, go play oneshot

[hallow sleet]

CANT MY RESERVES JUST FLEW AWAY

[fast isle]

Damn

[crude sleet]

well this is terrifying

[hallow sleet]

gotta go find more now..

[hallow sleet]

Cant wait to hear this in my nightmares

Wait

THATS WHAT I NEEDED

I didn't get a pot

Dammit

Think there's one in the woods somewhere

May not be deep enough though..

[crude sleet]

????

what???

[hallow sleet]

Need a steel pot for tinting my visor and the people who lived here before dumped a bunch of shit off in the gulleys here and I vividly recall seeing a stainless steel pot out there

I just don't think it's large enough, still yoinking it though, not like it can be used for food ever again

[alpine pike]

Basically youtube

[fast isle]

lmao. I mean 1080 still looks good

[alpine pike]

I don't remember this character in Konosuba

[outer kiln]

he's holding a character of some sort
if you're on pc it's more clear, added a screenshot directly from audacity

[alpine pike]

1/4th of the promised resolution

[hallow sleet]

He's holding a marketable plushie of course

[fast isle]

https://tenor.com/view/starbound-gif-22358284

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356765177298817105/1486963665033887814/germany-hamburg.mov?ex=69c76a54&is=69c618d4&hm=f00fc5323c16e434b1416ea1145b1fe569041aa09446c9027cd1f3f705e784a3&

[crude sleet]

im giving up on this project

😭

[outer kiln]

it's more clear here

[hallow sleet]

?

[outer kiln]

it's straight up a guy

[crude sleet]

I think these discoveries are also pretty big

[frail otter]

"so its a girl whale"

[fast isle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356765177298817105/1486962475382472855/Hisquidward.mp4?ex=69c76938&is=69c617b8&hm=2cd987481d124daa8a25f41847f0bac1b9efc6b5117a0ccbe36a118f9a670451&

[near topaz]

Wanna know what the heck goose is up to

[outer kiln]

I was able to clear it up a bit more forgot to share

[frail otter]

https://giphy.com/gifs/projecthailmary-mgm-project-hail-mary-amazon-KDA7oUREsSoaDhsUTu

[frail otter]

https://giphy.com/gifs/projecthailmary-rocky-so-what-project-hail-mary-BItOOfPyi36EpzMcJW

[hallow sleet]

I miss when tf2 brain rot was the standard

Never forget what that bastard and his toilets took from us

[outer kiln]

I need to watch this

[outer kiln]

more of a sfm/gmod meme but yea

[frail otter]

asap. its an instant classic and will be a core memory movie.

[crude sleet]

inverse the colours?

[outer kiln]

I like thar Ryan Gosling only wants to do movies like this

[hallow sleet]

I saw tung collectables at a gas station today

[outer kiln]

a waht

[frail otter]

absolutely.

[near topaz]

God this is so much better than what an ai could ever make

I love the little details in it

[outer kiln]

is that freakin' ai?

[crude sleet]

hmmmmm

[hallow sleet]

I saw this at my local gas station

[outer kiln]

what a shit time to be a toy maker

[hallow sleet]

What a lovely time to be an arsonist

[forest cosmos]

Pic looks really shit but heres my valve station 5

[stark vessel]

sometimes I think

[hallow sleet]

Nuh uh

[stark vessel]

but mostly I not

[forest cosmos]

Nuh uh

[near topaz]

Don’t hurt yourself

[stark vessel]

lmao

[forest cosmos]

damnit you beat me to it

screw you

[hallow sleet]

Great minds think alike but fools seldom differ

[near topaz]

Just instantly

[forest cosmos]

corniest saying ever is “great minds think alike” imo

us gay mfs dont think we just are

[hallow sleet]

When it comes to Gen chat the latter of the saying is usually true

[forest cosmos]

we are a hive mind

[topaz flame]

Y'all think?

[forest cosmos]

What do that mean

[patent grove]

It is

[hallow sleet]

Remember chat you have free will

[edgy storm]

Morgen

[outer kiln]

i'm not sure how to enhance/clean up this to see more details

[fast isle]

yes

[outer kiln]

LAME

[edgy storm]

I do???

[forest cosmos]

Its not even hard lol i made some earlier and then took 2 pieces and made a grilled cheese with them

[hallow sleet]

Nice

[crude sleet]

I HEREBY PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE

YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE

[patent grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1175591565729734756.webp?size=48&animated=true&name=Plink&lossless=true

[crude sleet]

BRAIN AUTOCORRECT OH MY GOD

[hallow sleet]

W-what?

[patent grove]

Kibby of violence!

[edgy storm]

Alright as my first choice of freewill i say lets throw WinterMonarch into the back of a van and make the guy watch all simpsons episodes /j

[hallow sleet]

You are so lucky I'm not at my PC and couldn't yoink a screenshot of that

[hallow sleet]

Too late already happened

No I don't wanna talk about it

[edgy storm]

Family guy?

[hallow sleet]

All of them

[forest cosmos]

im tired im gonna go spend time with my bf and probably hop off

[edgy storm]

Play hearts of iron 4??

[forest cosmos]

bye bye possibly see you all later idk

[edgy storm]

As tanuvua

[hallow sleet]

Cya

[hallow sleet]

That I have not done

[edgy storm]

I have played hoi4

I still consider myself a casual player

I just idk who ima play as today

Japan??

[hallow sleet]

Yeah Japan sounds like a good choice

[forest cosmos]

is this the equivalent of great depression food for protogens

[hallow sleet]

No, great depression food is the PSU cables

This is merely a budget snack

[edgy storm]

Yeah you get to go to war early

And like uhh

Form a big empire

You'd think fighting china is easier

But no uhm the entire front is just a nightmare of lack of supply and fuel

[outer kiln]

@crude sleet okay was able to adjust brightness and stuff, it's more clear now

[hallow sleet]

Sounds about right

[outer kiln]

did something similar to this image and it's most def a guy

[stark vessel]

https://youtu.be/brSgtm58r-g?si=C4DdDNUz_GJ67T5b
kind of a fan of the pan flute ngl

[outer kiln]

won't know if any of these discoveries have any meaning until June 19th, and I just found out the final episode will be an hour long

[shell plover]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2037228058554331353

Rezztro (@Rezztro)

Principal Engineer - Laid Off
︀︀Narrative Director - Laid Off
︀︀Lead Writer - Laid Off
︀︀Character Art Director - Laid Off
︀︀Design Director - Laid Off
︀︀Social Media Admin - Laid Off
︀︀Seasonal Engagement Director - Laid Off
︀︀Lead Concept Artist - Laid Off
︀︀Senior Concept Artist - Laid Off

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FixupX · Mar 26, 2026, 5:59 PM

[shell plover]

the thing compressed . . .

on moment

[outer kiln]

damn

[crude sleet]

wtf?

[outer kiln]

basically all the people that made fortnite what it is

[alpine pike]

yeah, gotta save the salaries

[crude sleet]

did microsoft get EVEN greedier??

[alpine pike]

Epic

[outer kiln]

it's Epic Games

fortnite is their cash cow it's literally the only reason they can do weekly free games

[shell plover]

I'm grabbing the entire post because it puts in perspective just how bad the layoffs were because I've been collecting bits and pieces and people are fully dissecting just how bad it was

[shell plover]

"Principal Engineer - Laid Off
Narrative Director - Laid Off
Lead Writer - Laid Off
Character Art Director - Laid Off
Design Director - Laid Off
Social Media Admin - Laid Off
Seasonal Engagement Director - Laid Off
Lead Concept Artist - Laid Off
Senior Concept Artist - Laid Off
Sr. Tournament Operations Manager - Laid Off
Creator Marketing Director - Laid Off
Senior Game Producer - Laid Off

And SO SO SO much more integral Epic Employees were laid off. Yet somehow Tim Sweeney has the audacity to say that Epic's vision is now clear and that now they need to "build awesome Fortnite experiences with fresh seasonal content, gameplay, story, and live events."

Is that not what was already being done? You literally GOT RID of almost all the people who were doing exactly that and getting this game back on track???

Epic's entire HR has to go too. Unbelievably incompetent people. I really don't know how some people can just see all of this and still think there is a way of recovery for this game without all these integral people working at Epic anymore. I don't want to doompost and say it's the end of Fortnite, but things are just looking so awful."

thats the entire tweet

thats um . . .yeah, Tim Sweeney Took the business equivalent of a sledgehammer to the supporting beams of his product

[woeful axle]

corpo moment

[median thorn]

Billion dollar company: "Sorry guiys, gotta pay rent too."

[torn swallow]

Remember to bring your corpo translator in your next meetings chat
https://youtu.be/q9TqQnDlbfE

[forest cosmos]

“Would you like to trim wasted hard drive space (2338 mb)” said warframe launcher

Sure, i said

“58956 mb (2mb per second)”

[outer kiln]

speaking of free games on Epic the current two free games look fun

[slow tinsel]

H e l p.

[outer kiln]

star rail players in chat, should I download it off the website?

[outer kiln]

OH DEAR GOD

[slow tinsel]

THE KNOWLEDGE

https://tenor.com/view/schizo-cat-the-voices-gif-25415230

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-h3-huh-dan-h3-what-dan-h3-wtf-dan-h3-dan-h3-podcast-gif-14341024565058793362

https://tenor.com/view/stop-jontron-dont-nope-no-gif-16214821

[forest cosmos]

NONONONONO

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-hank-walter-screaming-walter-yelling-gif-26473309

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/tommy-boy-comedy-chris-farley-stressed-upset-gif-15396052

[forest cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/the-punisher-wait-wait-wait-no-no-no-wait-wait-wait-no-no-gif-3953145018746293549

theres the proper one

[outer kiln]

"NO STOP IT"

[torn swallow]

The rent is from the shareholders

[median thorn]

lmao

[outer kiln]

the shock killed Bloppa!

@fast isle ayyy using rpgmaker huh

[fast isle]

ye

[median thorn]

you know, I've searched far in life for meaning, whether it be in education or otherwise. And I really feel that art be it animation or gaming or other, is truly amazing and full of life. Worthy of merit

[forest cosmos]

wouldve been cool if warframe let you reset progression without deleting your account and/or making a new one

or maybe im stupid idk

[outer kiln]

have fun 😄

which version you on?

I like VX Ace

[forest cosmos]

i just kinda genuinely forgot how to play warframe and wanna restart

[median thorn]

VXAce rocks

[fast isle]

xp

[median thorn]

I made a whole game on it with a tactics battle system

[outer kiln]

you can do sooo much and also basic

[outer kiln]

oooh classic

[novel horizon]

I've been thinking of doing the same, it's been so long since I played warframe and so many updates came out since

[forest cosmos]

Exactly

[near topaz]

I would tend to agree. While some find personal callings in life, the act of creation does seem to be a rather fulfilling act universally

[outer kiln]

I would agree, it's just nice to doodle stuff sometimes

[forest cosmos]

i havent found any artsy form of creativity i enjoy to an extent it makes me feel fulfilled or like i could do it successfully

[stone sierra]

the differently sized windows bother me

[fast isle]

was curious bc oneshot was made in it

[mortal pawn]

Why does this go so hard… https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkLmkSgk/

[stone sierra]

and the weird placement.

and the fact that the upper windows aren't even remotely centered

[outer kiln]

if you get into the coding side of RPGmaker you can literally do anything

[median thorn]

keep trying

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/zPu0.gif

[forest cosmos]

Maybe i don wanna

[median thorn]

then enjoy other's art

[stone sierra]

wigs confirmed.

[forest cosmos]

I do, but it sometimes brings me sadness and jealousy

[fast isle]

peak

[median thorn]

No no you can do it too, it just takes time. Trust me you don't need practice, just perspective

[fast isle]

oh my god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlw6NTzCR9g

[outer kiln]

for the kirby fans here's a cursed kirby from me to you

[stone sierra]

no

Gripples, no.

[runic tusk]

Where did that “stop” meme go…?

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/bRdob.gif

[forest cosmos]

im too tired for this corny bs

[torn swallow]

Kirby when he eats an eldritch being

[stone sierra]

hehe. corn.

[forest cosmos]

gn

[median thorn]

gn

[runic tusk]

Alright, how about this: sometimes hobbies require discipline.

[median thorn]

:>

[stone sierra]

sometimes?

[outer kiln]

I did this doodle while I was watching 12oz Mouse

[median thorn]

I have no discipline, just go with the flow

[runic tusk]

Other times the enjoyment alone is all the motivation it takes to start

[crude sleet]

"What the actual factual shia la F*&% did we just experience???" - Ragatha

[stone sierra]

would that not count as incidental discipline, tho?

[rocky rose]

why is he pointy down there

[forest cosmos]

i mean i have hobbies but my hobbies do not feel unique and are certainly not rewarding, if anything they are unhealthy

[outer kiln]

Glip had a good day that day

[stone sierra]

lemonhead

[outer kiln]

he's a moon

[outer sparrow]

Hi ChAt

[stone sierra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1379921849215090760/1452224945504653338/Khronos_Hello.gif

[fast isle]

theres too many rpg maker versions wtf

[rocky rose]

what the

[alpine pike]

https://youtu.be/fyZValRQPoY

[outer sparrow]

Ahhhh a brit Ahhh

[crude sleet]

did yall know sean chiplock (kinger) is a furry? :3

[outer kiln]

in XP there's mod packs to make your own pokemon game

[stone sierra]

definitely. and i have no clue what the difference between them is anymore

[outer kiln]

love it

[fast isle]

I think I'll just stick to xp and vx ace since its what I have 😂

[alpine pike]

Ryu ga Gotoku game

[outer kiln]

good idea, you can do a lotttt with both

[outer sparrow]

did yall know that some "im not a furry" Vtubers now have the Furry tag

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/weepingangel-doctorwho-excuseme-excuseyou-gif-5312828

[crude sleet]

it always happens

[fast isle]

True. plus if I really like any of them as a for fun software (aside from godot), I can wait for a sale 😂

[crude sleet]

theres no escaping it

[primal harbor]

• limitations breed creativity

[torn swallow]

Even the statue is appalled by dlss 5 lol

[crude sleet]

accurate for kinger

[fast isle]

lmao

[crude sleet]

also, iirc, sean chiplock also voices bubble

which is hilarious

[outer kiln]

oh here's a lil space lizard sketch I did

[stark vessel]

found him on furtrack

[primal harbor]

Krumping moment

[crude sleet]

cause you got the 2 extreme ends of the aisle 😭

[stark vessel]

theres quite a few cute pictures lol

[torn swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-dance-gif-25228340

He looks like hes about to do this

[outer kiln]

here's a small sketch of iggy from JOJO I never completed

[crude sleet]

T

[primal harbor]

Tpose moment

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress2-scount-real-life-t-pose-gif-16915077

[crude sleet]

so dedicated

[fast isle]

so uh, anybody know how rpg maker works? lmao

[primal harbor]

Mspaint

with events

[fast isle]

I mean you're not wrong

[primal harbor]

I think the scripting is lua too

Iirc

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/xxitra-tpose

[primal harbor]

versatile

[outer sparrow]

T-choppa

[outer kiln]

vx ace uses ruby script also

[fast isle]

found the manual

[outer kiln]

but when you understand RPG Maker (any version) you can add in your own art and change out tiles

is Thor not streaming today?

[torn swallow]

Grandma time

[untold lark]

Well he did stream on Thor's Day

[outer kiln]

ohhhh

[outer kiln]

? no?

[crude sleet]

perfection

[untold lark]

Ohhh my days are mixed up

[outer kiln]

no worries haha

[untold lark]

I love being wrong it keeps me humble

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/nobody-manual

[outer kiln]

poirfect

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ikea-fail

[median thorn]

art is like an extension of human existence and when we observe it, we're seeing the meaning of it all.

[untold lark]

Thoughts I get while taking things not meant for human consumption

[median thorn]

oh shit I totally forgot that it's Grandthor Mama time, no Thor for awhile.

[fast isle]

true

[crude sleet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1485937967712305152/go_2.gif

[forest cosmos]

zoo wee mama

[median thorn]

That would explain the smell

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/it-movie2019-it-chapter-two-1

[crude sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-air-the-chat-below-the-chat-below-gif-2773587158468773165

[untold lark]

I'm sure it's still ferret time

[shell plover]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2037428854806245414

Pirate Software (@PirateSoftware)

Scams are getting dumber.

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FixupX · Mar 27, 2026, 7:17 AM

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ferret-firewall-1

[gaunt mirage]

Huh, kinda thought all streams were a no go until the grandma gave the go ahead. Yay for stream then

[torn swallow]

Oooooooh
Looks like grandma gave a green light perhaps

[stark vessel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/592597586263932932/1378821576769671208/flag.gif

[outer sparrow]

and so did a hype train

[north rampart]

Prates sorftware

[outer sparrow]

twitch wants me to buy a trendy lable maker for some reason.... na im good

[runic tusk]

My word… your avatar is the purest form of art!

[outer sparrow]

art you say

[north rampart]

Son

[outer kiln]

Father

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/happy-halloween-189

[north rampart]

Son can you pass me a link of worldbox premium god I hope that's not against the rules but rules are meant to be bent no🤧🤭

[outer kiln]

I don't know what worldbox is

[alpine pike]

Time to carry on out of here

[north rampart]

Okay

[outer kiln]

#piracy-requests here father look here

[north rampart]

Thank you son

[outer kiln]

you're welcome

[ivory snow]

What the Actual hell lmao

[outer kiln]

XD

every time

[outer sparrow]

yeah i wish i remember who made this... but that alot of cures quest to go through

[north rampart]

😤

[simple anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-ok-fast-leave-youtuber-gif-17181855

[outer kiln]

sorry father no piracy is allowed

[novel horizon]

here we go

for once, we have one that can read

[primal harbor]

Hmm

[ivory snow]

[primal harbor]

I need to cut down on my spending

[median thorn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ferret-E8Ul5Uk81PdGE

[topaz flame]

I'm making tea

[ivory snow]

I have..... SO MANY QUESTIONS

That I dont want answers to

[outer sparrow]

easy hunt for shrooms like this man

[fast isle]

Mother

remember chat, dont eat the weird shrooms

[outer sparrow]

but but giant walking shroom

[median thorn]

I knew it! Mario will hear of this!

[fast isle]

no

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-burns-mr-burns-injection-gif-6953859850345000058

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fungi98-fungiblefungi98

Thor as a shroom? a magic one?

[stone sierra]

he is a fungi

[fast isle]

the wizard in the dnd party

[stone sierra]

nah. clearly the druid

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/paging-mr-morrow-fedorable-95

mmm space bread

[fast isle]

obviously

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/spice-spicysad-squad-talk-man-beard-gif-16942488

[fast isle]

I wonder what kind of bread astronauts have eaten while up in orbit. like baguettes? brioches? regular sandwich bread

[outer sparrow]

i found out he had a stroke some years ago... man that sucks

messed him up

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tortilla-face

[brazen ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-funny-cursed-silly-crazy-gif-17090928

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/skeletor-sigh

[fast isle]

Lol

[outer sparrow]

so who else watch the follower of Nergal (Khronos) play noita the other night? chat did no go easy on him

[outer sparrow]

why do i want to see him as nergal now?

https://klipy.com/gifs/googas-wet-1

[fast isle]

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/frankenstein-its-alive-2

[primal harbor]

Im so exhausted

[fast isle]

go sleeb then

I GOT NUKETOWN

YOOOO

[patent current]

Throom?

[near topaz]

Went again

[stone sierra]

lactoes in toddler ants people eating a grilled cheese sandwich

[fast isle]

its so peak

[primal harbor]

Chat

[fast isle]

bsod

[primal harbor]

Im going to force your pattern recognition

[outer sparrow]

you forgot coeliac

[topaz flame]

Is that black ops 2? I was so goated at that game

[primal harbor]

HATE HATE

[fast isle]

yes!

[primal harbor]

LET ME TELL YOU HOW I E COME TO HATE

[stone sierra]

sure, but what about gluten-free bread?

[primal harbor]

We need a reverse meme of AM now

[topaz flame]

You playing bots?

[primal harbor]

We need a reverse meme of this for AM

SOMEONE

PLS

[fast isle]

im using a custom client but the server im on has people

[topaz flame]

Ohhhh

[fast isle]

but

theres servers that have bots

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/good-night-8601

done?

[fast isle]

would be happy to send over the custom client I use lol. since its just a mod

[topaz flame]

Oh nah it's okay I don't have black ops 2 anymore

[fast isle]

all good

[outer sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sLYyPGEPKaw giant beans

I found a new Mod for chat https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8UUylseLdpQ

[stone sierra]

oh great

the AI bros are buying up all the CPUs now too

https://www.techspot.com/news/111831-not-memory-anymore-ai-data-centers-taking-all.html

[crude sleet]

http://youtube.com/post/UgkxCVZPjMNRpoa0HdX6Oa48t5rKRPJGQvol?si=R_JRyT5e8TISlC7P

[stark vessel]

lmao, all the responses by the voice actors have been really funny too

one of them said "I hope it's violent" lol

[fast isle]

I just died to oprah

[frail otter]

THE TRADITION CONTINUES!!!!

[primal harbor]

TADC SPOILER || Caine is the demiurge I will not elaborate further. ||

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/the-amazing-digital-circus-jax-digital-circus-jax-jax-tadc-tadc-jax-gif-12666637074902366997

[stark vessel]

TADC SPOILER || the game ||

[primal harbor]

not true they are just going to put them in cages and torture them for eternity

except jax

He gets no mouth

:3

[distant iron]

AKIRA REFERENCE

[woeful axle]

TADC Spoilers

[stark vessel]

IT WAS A MISINPUT A MISINPUT CALM DOWN YOU CALM DOWN

[topaz flame]

Fart

[untold lark]

All the cool kids say brap

[crude sleet]

https://www.tiktok.com/@lindseygarrison.84/video/7601177526974614814

[fast isle]

lol even in black ops 2 from 2012 people still sweat

like bro this isn't a 10 grand tournament

chill

[outer sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nQAsPSuUZmg .... please tell me this is not true.

[fast isle]

:3

I like cod

[topaz flame]

You ever played pubg?

[fast isle]

played it a bit on mobile years ago. not my thing

[topaz flame]

Been fixated on that myself recently

Yeah I play on pc

[fast isle]

nice

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/ocean-park-roy-chiken-chicken-anime-gif-9761880861291882399

[near topaz]

….

Found a way to give our monk 12,000ft of flying speed per round in my dnd party

Aka roughly 3 miles per round, or 1 mile per 2 seconds

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/kfc-kentucky-fried-chicken-fast-food-gif-3569826728888343535

[stark vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/picard-gif-12492326462140105670

[fast isle]

smidge fast

[stark vessel]

what nonsense are you stacking

[near topaz]

Ok so…. I’m just gonna have him write it all out cause it’s a shit ton of stuff

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/flash-lampo-speed-gif-18173027

[stark vessel]

boots of swiftness, haste, also the fact that hes a monk lol

can you upcast haste?

[near topaz]

I’m getting him to compile a list, but it also includes spells such as ashardalon’s stride cast at 6th level, zephyr strike (only lasts one round but we aren’t going for prolonged duration), long strider, and I think one or two more

Using glyphs of warding to get around the concentration issue

Funniest part is ashardalon’s stride at 6th level means he does 4d6 fire damage to everything he passes as well

[stark vessel]

glyph of warding is funny in the fact that no one can agree on how it works

some say if it's moved far enough away it disapates or activates, some say it works as normal

[near topaz]

Yeah it’s a complicated spell so that’s natural lol

[stark vessel]

as a player I want it to work as the latter, but I understand doing it the other way

[near topaz]

I mean if you want a portable free spell, there’s always contingency

Only wizard get it tho

[stark vessel]

cus while i think it'd be cool to put a fireball glyph of warding on an arrow and launch that sucker across a field, having like a bajillion glyphs of warding in a book would be too much

[fast isle]

this is fine right

[near topaz]

Fun fact, this works even better

Incase you don’t know, when a portable hole or bag of holding are placed into one another they basically black hole

[dense nova]

ehh, ive had my gpu use more vram than it has

[near topaz]

So that’s that weaponized

[fast isle]

lmao

[stark vessel]

depends on if the DM allows those objects in a smaller size

[near topaz]

True

If not tho

Just make it ballista sized

And use the normal sized versions

[frail otter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJRieLH1R80

[near topaz]

This is his speed right now at level 11, the 12,000 is him when he gets the boon of speed and monk speed bonus at 18th level

Oh and he isnt a tabaxi sadly or else that would be doubled again

[stark vessel]

dang

[narrow cedar]

Morning

[civic mango]

https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/TallRichLemurPRChase-jMnzzIvqNLRJWUPR

[fast isle]

I wont lie, the details in bo6 look nice

[stark vessel]

could do something just for flavor to mess with the dm and cast some spell or something "to prevent wind resistance" lol

[novel horizon]

so, hades 2 coming to consoles soon

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/lifehack-hose

[stark vessel]

I thought that dude in the bottom left was a streamer for a brief moment lol

[near topaz]

Yeah if that comes up will either do that or just be like “bruh it’s a high magic fantasy world, and this only works for 1 round under very specific and expensive conditions” 😂

[fast isle]

Lol

nah just my dude

[near topaz]

Gotta go with rule of cool sometimes, not that dnd has rules for air resistance

[stark vessel]

I wonder if theres a device or spell that allows you to go through walls in some way. Imagine being the villian chilling since the party is on the other side of some mountain range and some dude just appears coming out of the mountain at mach 50

[near topaz]

LMAO

[fast isle]

ive never played dnd, is it good lol

thats not a meme either

[near topaz]

8th level etherealness

[fast isle]

closest I got was bg3

[stark vessel]

its pretty fun

all i played were oneshots tho

[near topaz]

ONESHOT?!

[stark vessel]

I wanna play a deltarune themed oneshot

I think it'd be pretty fun

[outer sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ttghiXTaDq4 DEMON

[narrow cedar]

Yo red long time no see

[dense nova]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/582712150695477258/1484406922101657660/Robert_Vanish.gif

[frail otter]

strim died

[civic mango]

the Actual pirates has kidnapped me xD

[frail otter]

me too

[copper tree]

If it was me, I would’ve kept you in a box

[outer sparrow]

RIp stream

[civic mango]

I would totally breach containment

[copper tree]

I’d expect that, but that would give me time to prepare some tea

[narrow cedar]

Kidnaps you back