general_chat

[distant iron]

super dry beer my beloved

my dear friend

[stark vessel]

yeah, well we are... idk. welsh people are just white ig. I don't know what other welsh people usually get up to

[wise wedge]

Not sugary beer?

[minor wraith]

mmm beer-powder :D

[plucky lark]

not in Actual pirates. people never show up in there to ask for piracy

[narrow cedar]

Evening yuko

[wise wedge]

I hear they like sheep

[narrow cedar]

[patent grove]

evening

[wise wedge]

I wonder why

[kindred kayak]

theyre welshing it

sickos

[brazen ivy]

idk i think being direct is the better way, tell them no and they either bugger off, get angry or chill out, but pointing them to the meme channel normally just makes them do unhinged things until someone pings a mod

[stark vessel]

how so?

[kindred kayak]

just become British
it’s arguably better than Welch

[wise wedge]

I think they farm them

[patent grove]

it's so weird being on a desktop after so long

[brazen ivy]

ima take you up on the arguably

[plucky lark]

its tiny. and not a partnered server

[narrow cedar]

But what will we do with all the memes weve made/j

[stark vessel]

yeah well, one is a nationality, one is a brand of fruit snack

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-please-do-not-the-cat-gif-11013093716903899251

[brazen ivy]

the welsh has a dragon on their flag man

idk

[patent grove]

i still have my favorite gifs

[brazen ivy]

the british flag is copy and pasted on a few other countries

[outer kiln]

the reason for that is because this server is the most known for being Thor's server I feel like, I also feel like this is why people that are purposely misinformed (as in they choose not to look into things besides what their favorite drama slop tuber says) come here starting shit.

[brazen ivy]

[kindred kayak]

yeah but that’s basically it

[patent grove]

quacker help

[minor wraith]

argh the whisker-antennae >.< the cuteness is overwhelming >.<

[weak vessel]

"now you can use two GPUs to do the thing that was originally conceived as an optimisation!" (nvidia 2026)

[brazen ivy]

help with what

[plucky lark]

i don't think the piracy thing is people coming in here from the drama slop videos.

[patent grove]

i'm using a keyboard for the first time in a few years

[brazen ivy]

i mean most piracy people just see pirate software

[outer kiln]

I seperated the two

[brazen ivy]

its pretty straight forward

[patent grove]

FLOS :>

AAAA

[split verge]

GUYS i have a mutliplayer playtest for my game

HEY EXE

play with me twin

[stark vessel]

welsh also has saint patrick iirc

[narrow cedar]

[patent grove]

I'm on le compewter

[stark vessel]

iirc saint patrick was from wales originally

[brazen ivy]

who is bug

[split verge]

bug is a peer player

[brazen ivy]

take off all the letters

[split verge]

a debug of sorts

[patent grove]

some of the keys might need fixed

[brazen ivy]

what do you mean might need to be fixed what did you do to it

[narrow cedar]

Also hi flos

[split verge]

hey hi

im so excited cant believe im making an actual game

[outer kiln]

played too much CSGO smh

[patent grove]

the D key doesn't click lol

[fast isle]

hell yeah vidja games

[brazen ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/tense-table-smash-mad-gif-13656077

[patent grove]

it's a old-ish keyboard

[outer kiln]

ah understandable

[wise wedge]

Has it been cleaned?

[outer kiln]

get some compressed air

😄

[patent grove]

^w^

[brazen ivy]

i gotta go shopping with my wife soon, then start my plan of taking over germany

[wise wedge]

Watch the key tops go flying

[patent grove]

not afaik

[brazen ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-tongue-silly-animation-gif-7185612900167945041

[narrow cedar]

[patent grove]

it's a IBuyPower keyboard

[kindred kayak]

NUH UH THATS GUINESSLAND

[patent grove]

i wonder if i can change the RGB under the keys

[outer kiln]

oh I heard those last a longg time

[brazen ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[outer kiln]

we can be bees mark

[narrow cedar]

Something Something g502

[outer kiln]

this is not an easy achivo to get

[patent grove]

I’m on discord on me phone and meh PC

Weeeeee

[narrow cedar]

You'd be surprised.

[wise wedge]

Just get a friend to shoot you

[outer kiln]

my current keyboard came from "Tek Refurbs"
TEK REFURBED MY KEYBOARD CHAT

[patent grove]

Use a resupply pod with a shield generator backpack on

[wise wedge]

Solo absolutely

[narrow cedar]

Or wait 5 minutes one of the dummies will do it on accident.

[wise wedge]

I mean yeah

[wise wedge]

Or “accidentally”

[stark vessel]

he was from Roman Briton, specifically somewhere from dumbarton, Scotland, or Wales. he was taken to ireland at 16

[outer kiln]

jokes on you none of my steam friends play it with me

[wise wedge]

The monks stole him

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/the-angry-birds-movie-red-all-by-myself-by-myself-alone-gif-22315105

[narrow cedar]

I almost cried yesterday when I ran into another decent player. Was running and gunning the whole time. Was quick on the call ins. Knew the etiquette. It was so much fun.

[brazen ivy]

i don't got time to play games unlucky, i have to build a platform instead

[wise wedge]

Good players are a dream

[patent grove]

Oi

[brazen ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/table-hit-yakuza-hitting-table-walk-out-gif-15307369

[patent grove]

You there

[narrow cedar]

Oh I friend requested them before I hopped off.

[patent grove]

Fren?

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/im-alone-lonely-gif-15421245

[patent grove]

No sad!

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-tachyon-agnestachyon-tachyon-umamusume-anime-gif-7363674819337210427

[outer kiln]

i'm not sad just kinda...that's how it is

[kindred kayak]

OMG

GUYS

[wise wedge]

Is it helldivers general chat squad time?

[kindred kayak]

JOHNNY JOESTARS ACTOR IS PERFECT

[patent grove]

I can add you on HD2

[kindred kayak]

CAUSE

CAUSE HE

[patent grove]

I need more helldiver friends

[kindred kayak]

HE ATWINK

[outer kiln]

he is he

[brazen ivy]

the word you're looking for is melancholy

[outer kiln]

oh I feel that every day

[kindred kayak]

TWINK

[outer kiln]

takes one to know one

[kindred kayak]

I can neither confimr nor deny these allegations

[patent grove]

He’s in his 30s

[wise wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/sausage-party-sausage-party-movie-smile-smirk-grin-gif-1055302824664780047

[brazen ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-affleck-ben-affleck-smoking-ben-affleck-tired-ben-affleck-depressed-gif-3206440387963993268

[outer kiln]

are you on steam or console?

[kindred kayak]

age is irrelivant

[patent grove]

For HD2?

[outer kiln]

ye

[patent grove]

My HD2 is on my Xbox

[outer kiln]

lemme get my friend code from the game one sec

[patent grove]

I need to find a 2nd HDMI cable

For my Xbox

[plucky lark]

I just found this out... https://fixupx.com/DrClownPhD/status/2034487779422359764

Dr. Clown, PhD (@DrClownPhD)

How the fvck did I not know that!? 😭

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[eternal moss]

chat

i'm gonna do something wild right now

[novel horizon]

Ooh ooh ah ah

[plucky lark]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-fat-monkey-fat-monkey-smile-fat-monkey-smiling-monkey-gif-1768197236560593059

[eternal moss]

mods gon be like he is a crazy person

[brazen ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-beat-up-pogger-gif-22865694

[eternal moss]

i did it

and i fear nothing

[dense nova]

better check if theyve snuck anything weird into the keyboard

[eternal moss]

chimken

chimkennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[outer kiln]

oh want me to wait to send it then?

[dense nova]

henlo sir

[eternal moss]

how are u lil chick

[patent grove]

Yeah

[wise wedge]

Read your user manuals and learn your shortcuts

[dense nova]

brain not braining but otherwise am okay

[outer kiln]

[eternal moss]

i need a new fren

be one to me

[plucky lark]

What user manuals?

[dense nova]

here i made you a fren

[wise wedge]

Windows

[patent grove]

caps lock my bad

[plucky lark]

i didn't get any

[wise wedge]

It comes with the os

[eternal moss]

cool we frens now

[short totem]

what about user automatics?

[brazen ivy]

why he look like he peeps through windows at night

[eternal moss]

coz i do it

[plucky lark]

i didn't buy my os. i got it for free when i got my pc

[wise wedge]

Wait does winblows 11 not have a interactive users manual anymore?

[outer kiln]

is this major order bugged?

[wise wedge]

Its in the software

[patent grove]

it doesn't start until friday

i think

[outer kiln]

then why start it early with time ticking down?

[patent grove]

idk

[outer kiln]

"we want you to fail" ahh major order

[dense nova]

hes a security guard at a warehouse

[wise wedge]

So its his job

[winged creek]

got out of class finally

[dense nova]

yes

and he has seen something he never expected to see

beeg scary monstah

[outer kiln]

it has 4 days until it unlocks, literally going to make us fail this shit

[winged creek]

made more wigglypaints

[outer kiln]

very cool

[novel horizon]

Mood

[winged creek]

1. Fear and 2. Euphoria btw

[patent grove]

triple stacker kit kat?

[stone sierra]

quad.

[novel horizon]

The 2 levels of needing to go to the bathroom

[patent grove]

lol

[winged creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1382940143647719475/1483565480307462364/rage.gif

[wise wedge]

Is the second while going?

[winged creek]

and then Rage

[novel horizon]

Level 3. Taco bell

[winged creek]

i could make more, like Depression or sum

[weak vessel]

I also just found this out

[wise wedge]

Peed his pants 🥲

[novel horizon]

Level 2 is "gdi why is there someone in the bathroom right now"

[weak vessel]

thx now I have typing superpowers

[winged creek]

no, shit his pants

[wise wedge]

Thats slightly different but i understand

[winged creek]

what other extreme emotions should i draw

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-gif-22276944

[wise wedge]

I wonder what ctrl click does

[wise wedge]

Pain, and maybe cheese

[winged creek]

chesse

[outer kiln]

I asked in the official discord server and got ignored so, yeah we're losing this shit

[winged creek]

damn

[shell plover]

So the steam game "hamster Hunter" which is a gruesome indie game about you literally hunting hamsters after hamsters killed her family

Is under manual review due to the fact that a player left a review praising the historical accuracy of the quote "slavery mechanic"

This is a mouthful of words that didn't expect myself saying but here I am

[outer kiln]

like there's no way a major order can be beat in a day, it's literally never happened.
sorry just kinda frustated about this lol

[shell plover]

If you're wondering what "under manual review" means

It means that valve is manually reviewing the game now to see whether or not the product should or should not be allowed on Steam

[wise wedge]

Are the hampsters the slaves?

[novel horizon]

How... How did you find this...

[winged creek]

Don't worry, i suffered nearly 4 months of time trying to beat Legendary Mode Terraria.

[shell plover]

Thor, ever since I started watching Thor my YouTube feed gets lots of indie games including this

[ember zephyr]

wow, from waking up to sitting at my desk showered dressed and with a coffee in under 45 minutes

that's a record for me

[copper tree]

The

[ember zephyr]

in other news I'mma going to watch project hail mary in a couple hours

woo

[patent grove]

nuh uh

[weak vessel]

the historical accuracy of the "slavery mechanic" in a game about hunting hamsters?!?

[ember zephyr]

yuh huh

[wise wedge]

Oh no he has reverted to a previous save

[patent grove]

^.^

[copper tree]

Showered and dressed with a coffee I see

[copper tree]

The

[weak vessel]

I don't remember learning about the hamster rebellion when they threw off their shackles and slaughtered the masters

[winged creek]

Wigglypaint guy

[weak vessel]

or is that why the hamsters were pissed?

[patent grove]

hi Creeper, finally got my Mouse & keyboard

[wise wedge]

That was a episode of star gate

[copper tree]

Isn’t this celeste from the hit game celeste

[weak vessel]

I don't believe you
...
but I want to

you're yanking my chain right?

[somber drift]

How do I get crack for crimson desert

[outer kiln]

alright gonna solo farm super credits for a while

[weak vessel]

#piracy-requests

[ember zephyr]

is the hamster game under manual review?>

[copper tree]

Who is crimson desert

Is she hot

[patent grove]

i've been downloading all my indie games on steam

woot woot

[wise wedge]

Yes star gate is about rebellion against slavers but no hamsters were never a main slave race in the show

[kindred kayak]

no it’s Celeste from the hit show indie cross

get it right

bozo

[shell plover]

someone Jokingly Wrote a 3 Paragraphs about the game being Praising the game for its "historical accuracy to slavery" because There's a mechanic in the game where you can have hamsters pulling carts with other hamsters inside

[patent grove]

i did download VRChat >.< i'm scared

[wise wedge]

Thought so

[kindred kayak]

I’m so sorry

[weak vessel]

I don't think they understand the meaning of the word "historical"

[dense nova]

Nah, its being reviewed by a mexican called Manuél

[weak vessel]

no one says what they mean
no one means what they say
it's maddening

[patent grove]

team fortress is currently downloading

[dense nova]

oh that hamster hunter game?

[shell plover]

Just don't go to The world "the Black cat" as your first taste of VR chat

[wise wedge]

Classic?

[shell plover]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2726490/Hamster_Hunter/

Steam

Hamster Hunter

In Hamster Hunter you will & can.

You can buy and build different contraptions to place around the map.…

Price

$4.99

Recommendations

1716

[patent grove]

isn't that a bar?

[wise wedge]

Its a place of ill repute yes

[patent grove]

i've seen a friend show me a VR room called something like that

[shell plover]

Yes, but It is one of the most common hangout spots on VR chat which means there's going to be a lot of children on quest who are idiots and assholes who think it's a good idea to run up to a grown adult and yell the N-word at them

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/digital-circus-jax-digital-circus-tadc-the-amazing-digital-circus-smile-gif-17231608943546780181

the only avatar i recognized was Jax

[shell plover]

You could always go to the incredibly accurate the amazing digital circus world that is constantly updated every time a new episode drops with accuracies pertaining to the episode that require you to follow beats of the episode sometimes if you want to get too deeper layers of the world

[patent grove]

lol

[shell plover]

There's a lot of hidden collectibles on that world

[shell plover]

If you want to pick up an avatar I recommend going to Prismic's Avatar Search

A daily updating catalog of avatars

[dense nova]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/l8SbUmm10m0?feature=share

[bitter elm]

@kindred shoal please dont send me random friend requests :3

[fast isle]

[ember zephyr]

amazing

btw guys the afroman case is already over

jury found in favour of afroman on all counts - get rekt, shitty police

[patent grove]

Hytale is smol

[wise wedge]

Is little vertices and textures are limited size so yeah even with mods it will be

Atm its a framework being built and its getting tons of good work

[narrow cedar]

https://youtube.com/shorts/4fRn3ryfmv8?si=UF3E0knLCHyW3GMH

Chat will probably find this funny

[patent grove]

hoping my Igpu can handle it

[wise wedge]

If its equal to take a 1050-1080 youll be fine (my generation of gpu)

[bitter elm]

😭

[frozen dew]

chat

if you're gonna buy an iron

get a steam iron

that can blast shit

[narrow cedar]

Welp that moment when you feel called out by a podcast be like 💀

[wise wedge]

Can i just boil water in a cast iron then use that to retain heat and flatten my clothes?

[narrow cedar]

Ironing the few times ive done it...... so weirdly satisfying.

[frozen dew]

I mean sure

But I mean one where you can literally shoot steam out of it

using it to flatten the fabric on the projector screen rn

[wise wedge]

Oh like actual slack ironing thats cool use of physics

[frozen dew]

yeah I've stretched it out a bit

shooting steam into it

then I'll tighten it and staple

[ember zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-star-trek-gif-19129737

[wise wedge]

You can do that with leather and wood too

[frozen dew]

or vinyl

lots of things

[wise wedge]

I would not do that to a record however

[frozen dew]

Yeah no lol

[wise wedge]

I would however do that to a vhs copy of something to get some cool audio distortions

[weak vessel]

\o/

[alpine pike]

Holy crap, this is priceless:

[frozen dew]

this is working really well

and I can just keep doing this

[wise wedge]

The magical powers of steam and even heat

[frozen dew]

I just hope the paint underneath is okay

[dense nova]

Am buying hdmi cable

[dense nova]

Hey, they added dlss 5 to him!

[glass rune]

"Bruh the sun tzu memes are LONG dead."

-Sun Tzu, art of war

[ember zephyr]

ming dynasty 😺 got me acting unwise

[glass rune]

Ok My dad is a war criminal

So a client of his

gives him a gift

[crude sleet]

is he canadian?

[glass rune]

Of gourmet, premium artisan olive and dried tomato bread.

The stuff I imagine ceasar himself ate and the pope eats

And this

[patent grove]

Jensen? more like Jenna

[glass rune]

AND THIS ABSOLUTE SHOWER PARKER

SLATTERS IT IN MOTHERLOVING PEANUTBUTTER!

[crude sleet]

wait, no, canadians arent war criminals

were just that one kid in the class that did something so profoundly out there that nobody even thought of making a rule to ban it until they did it

[glass rune]

Let me repeat:

ARTISAN

PREMIUM

OLIVE BREAD

ABSOLUTE WAR CRIMINAL

[wise wedge]

a true criminal

[glass rune]

I love my dad, but maaaaaaaan.

[ember zephyr]

If you don't think rich mfers do shit like that on the regular then idk what to tell you

[patent grove]

i'm trying the dungeons & dining tables demo

[glass rune]

I am VERY aware

BUT DAMN

[wise wedge]

Did he atleast taste it with nothing first?

[shell plover]

hmm I wonder if these two are real people

(context both of these accounts contacted me the same same day on the same post)

[glass rune]

https://giphy.com/gifs/smile-pain-heartbroken-rfvZxz1wvPBrMU5eXh

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-guten-morgen-buenos-dias-gm-goodmorning-gif-15312517679918435070

[wise wedge]

Is that a sad acceptance?

[brazen ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-gif-4946014

[crude sleet]

https://giphy.com/gifs/football-soccer-kid-11W0oLXS57iCli

[ember zephyr]

it's a sad "no, no he didn't"

[crude sleet]

oops

[glass rune]

I am loathe to admit I almost was one of those one time. Unwittingly and I only found out after that she wanted to send it, I just thought I went on a date with a loose woman. I told her if she would post that online it would be the end of her live in every legal sense of the word.

[crude sleet]

I gave tempest brain damage

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-pow-tongue-out-gif-12954871

[glass rune]

That is pure utter and undistilled disappointment.

[ember zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-pow-enter-the-fist-as-a-joke-meme-movie-gif-27004541

[stone sierra]

I have achieved cabin fever in the damned office.

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[stone sierra]

me, "training" the guy that's supposed to replace me and plotting with the end-client to get rid of him

unrelated

[patent current]

Heyyyyy haiiiii hoiiiii!!!! :3 UwU OmO UmU

[ember zephyr]

I saw a photo from somebody who'd taken a new job at an MSP and the only documentation his predecessor left for him was an motd on the ssh login which was the "there is no honour here" nuclear waste copypasta

[crude sleet]

and you already have brain damage

[stone sierra]

ah, we're haunting the same subreddits

[patent current]

Bold of you to assume I have anything to be damaged :3

[glass rune]

MOTD == Message of the day?

[stone sierra]

yes

[ember zephyr]

yeah

typical meaning here is a block of text shown the first time you connect to a thing

[stone sierra]

lemme see if i can find it

[subtle lintel]

I've had 4 1 minute power outages in the last half hour

At least some countries are getting government mandated work from home and 4 day woork weeks to stabalise the power situation

[outer kiln]

I'm the big bird now

[subtle lintel]

Can't post the news articles because politics tho

[weak vessel]

this may the sign of an impending cut
when the trees are slapping our powerline about it drops momentarily a few times before it properly goes

#woodlandlife

[tender mirage]

I read this as 41min power outages in the last half hour and was like "Damn 134% outage uptime."

[stone sierra]

nope, can't find it no more

[wise wedge]

The copypasta

[subtle lintel]

I mean there is no wind here but ye the grid is struggling

[stone sierra]

that's a classic

[patent grove]

look at this wittle guy

[subtle lintel]

We're efficeint like that here

[wise wedge]

I heard this actual program got like 2 hundred more hours added cause of the fame

[stone sierra]

we used to do that aswell back at ClownCo

[subtle lintel]

Even the internet is stuttering

[supple steppe]

[weak vessel]

not much wind here
but the trees really hate my overhead lines for some reason
they got some beef going on

[supple steppe]

Calling chat out on this

[ember zephyr]

I... you know what, I got nothing.

[subtle lintel]

Beam the power using lasers

[stone sierra]

FOUND IT

https://www.rxddit.com/r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt/comments/1rwdb69/pov_its_your_first_day_at_a_msp_and_this_is_the/

[wise wedge]

And if there was a direct submissive one id take it too

[narrow cedar]

[alpine pike]

The undertone of mystery vs not communicating

[ember zephyr]

@glass rune ^

[wise wedge]

Mystery? I want to know who i like more then something i made up in my head, thank you

[stone sierra]

Ur mom

[wise wedge]

This comment makes no sense, please elaborate

[subtle lintel]

Hmmm with the power maybe being on the fritz I'm tempted to do something that's not on my computer

[narrow cedar]

Hi rev.

[stone sierra]

You want me to elaborate ur mom?

[patent grove]

ouch.

[narrow cedar]

Power goin out?

[frozen dew]

now dehydrating the projector screen

[glass rune]

Thats rought buddy

[stone sierra]

What

[alpine pike]

When it's smoking, that's when you should stop

[subtle lintel]

Ye I've had a couple of 1 minute power outages

[frozen dew]

I've just got the AC and dehumdifier drying the room out

[narrow cedar]

Storm or?

[frozen dew]

had to refill the iron 4 times

[stone sierra]

Wtf

[frozen dew]

so theres a decent bit of water in the screen/in here

[stone sierra]

Are you ironing the walls?

[subtle lintel]

Just the grid possibly being wonky from recent global events involving natural gas

[frozen dew]

Yeah I'm ironing the screen flat then stapling it

currently clamped tight

[wise wedge]

Yes

[frozen dew]

Going really well

[narrow cedar]

Ah. Well that sucks.

[stone sierra]

r/redneckengineering calls for you @frozen dew

[narrow cedar]

Which one vaguely

[wise wedge]

I think you mean r/1960s

[frozen dew]

hey my grandad made furniture it's in there somewhere

[dense nova]

chimkin has arrived home

[narrow cedar]

Yaaay

[wise wedge]

They used the clothing iron for everything including cooking

[narrow cedar]

Yup

[frozen dew]

I'd like to think I've done well with what I had, and that I've learnt alot

[wise wedge]

A great sandwich press funny enough

[stone sierra]

no, you're definitely redneck engineering it

[frozen dew]

What part?

[subtle lintel]

The one from yesterday

[stone sierra]

all of it?

[wise wedge]

Rednecks learned it from somewhere

[stone sierra]

moonshine feverdreams don't count as a source of knowledge

[wise wedge]

It was the great depression era city folk that migrated

[narrow cedar]

Yeah when you really think about it all a sandwich press is is a big iron

[wise wedge]

you wish we have a very long and historic culture of 150 years

[narrow cedar]

The one day I take a mental health day.

And avoid the news

[stone sierra]

woah. a whole 150 years?!

[wise wedge]

Before rednecks it was hillbillies and those are the ancient miners forgotten by time

[dense nova]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Q9u6s5_L40Y?feature=share

[narrow cedar]

What interesting time did i miss now

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/as-a-child-i-yearned-for-the-mines-minecraft-minecraft-movie-steve-jack-black-gif-3739930614807142114

[wise wedge]

The redneck is a keystone species created by the introduction of city folk into hillbilly territory causing a crossbreed containing the intelligence and ingenuity of a city man with the resilience and insanity of a hillbilly know your American history

[stone sierra]

Americans don't know American history. Why would I?

[wise wedge]

I do, cause im cool 😎

(Redneck)

[subtle lintel]

Ya might want to continue that

[frozen dew]

Like the only real complaints I have about what I'm doing are:

• I should have designed the frame to be more rigid, but at this scale wood just bends regardless and I can't do metal work yet.
• I wish I had my own (electric) saws so I didn't have to deal with the off lengths they gave me

[stone sierra]

you're American?

[wise wedge]

Technically my neck is more red then most but thats cause of other heritage

[wise wedge]

Youre not?

[slim kraken]

Hiiiiiii

Mornin

[frozen dew]

You're a kangaroo?

[narrow cedar]

Uuuuuuuugh is it a find a helmet level or put on the damn helmet level?

[stone sierra]

*You're

[slim kraken]

Blblblbl

[slim kraken]

Their*

[wise wedge]

No apostrophe for you

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/blb-homer-simpson-fed-up-dont-know-gif-13006361

[noble pecan]

Ahhh the dunning-kruger effect

[narrow cedar]

Blblblblblblblblb

[stone sierra]

Donut

[wise wedge]

Nah went native

[slim kraken]

Blblb

[slim kraken]

WAT

[stone sierra]

60%.

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/rukia-gif-26018130

[slim kraken]

NEIN

[stone sierra]

69%

[narrow cedar]

Well I hope you were able to rest a little

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/gumi-vocaloid-i-can't-wait-dotcommie-d0tc0mmie-gif-11372193387908561546

[slim kraken]

Heh

[stone sierra]

actually, no.

68.9%

[slim kraken]

BOO

[slim kraken]

Ye

[narrow cedar]

Thats good

[subtle lintel]

It's a go fill your car with gas and declare bankruptcy for the us and a turn on the electric kettle at the wrong time and get bankrupted in the uk

[wise wedge]

Why did you give 69 boobs?

[narrow cedar]

Ah so more of the same.

[subtle lintel]

For the rest of the world people are getting 4 day work weeks and mandatory wfh

[stone sierra]

I'm keeping track of the raisin content of Donut

[subtle lintel]

In some countries

[kindred kayak]

I got conditioning camp again

[slim kraken]

Dont tempt me with a good time

[narrow cedar]

sigh

[stone sierra]

every time Donut does a dummy, raisin % go up

[wise wedge]

Oh yeah i should add raisin puree to their mix

[subtle lintel]

Also fuel rationing by allowing people to drive only on some days

[slim kraken]

Ur a dummy

Raisins r ick

[outer kiln]

yeahhhh I think this is rigged lol

[kindred kayak]

fr

[slim kraken]

DONT HELP HIM

[kindred kayak]

seconded

[narrow cedar]

Welp im gonna go weep in the shower

[wise wedge]

Raisin racism

[stone sierra]

Raisinism

[kindred kayak]

rasicism

[slim kraken]

Listen

Never met the California raisins

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-lol-lmao-funny-emotion-gif-7650283

[subtle lintel]

I mean I don't think canada is going to get them because you guys produces your own gas and oil iirc

[slim kraken]

Problematic.

[wise wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/california-raisins-construction-worker-hard-hat-congo-annoyed-gif-12870921

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-squad-friends-california-rasins-gif-7650290

[subtle lintel]

Might want it to be a cold shower if ya don't want to go bankrupt

[slim kraken]

Yes but gas price is a global thing

[wise wedge]

Its what happens when we tie our moneys to it as a financial backing 🙃

[stone sierra]

@ember zephyr trying to decide on what SFP transceivers to buy is proving to be a bit of a chore

[slim kraken]

Also I want a 4 day work week and more wfh

Our government hates wfh and also hates building things that are good

Like public transit to get to the office

[ember zephyr]

I'm not qualified to help with that

[subtle lintel]

Depends a bit, some countriea are more dependant on imports

[stone sierra]

dernit

[ember zephyr]

also I'm heading out to watch project hail mary in like 15 mins

been a while since I went to the movies, dis gon b fun

[wise wedge]

Make cities more compact to be able to explore them on foot (or on wheel)

[stone sierra]

remember to smuggle in snacks

[slim kraken]

The gasoline pump price is set globally. Reserves will still dwindle but price is fairly uniform across the board.

Even 20 cents of an increase is too much

I am sure region still plays a factor

But idk

[stone sierra]

tell that to the clowns that set the prices at the pumps over here.

[slim kraken]

Prices r gonna skyrocket across the world for gas and anything using it for transport

[subtle lintel]

Out here in romania were just gonna get increased prices and an unstable grid trying to balance all the renewable sources with turrning the fossil fuel generators less I'd imagine

[wise wedge]

Thats a local station not the national trade

[slim kraken]

Yeah figure it also depends on region

But it is true there is a uniformity of price BEFORE, say, a local gas station gouges u lol

[stone sierra]

pretty sure all the gas stations over here hiked up the prices

[crude sleet]

when I die, I want my ashes to be put inside an hourglass, that way I can still participate in family game night :3

[stone sierra]

thankfully I just filled up all 3 cars a month ago

[slim kraken]

Good lord

Love the energy

[subtle lintel]

People were telling me I was unreasonable when I was saying to stock up on non perishable foods just in case. Now let's see who's laughing with a couple o kgs of rice... and no gas to cook it

[slim kraken]

Your nephew cries any time the timer is pulled out

[outer kiln]

lol I almost have max medals for war bonds from farming and almost have 35K req points for the tank, yet somehow some way, I only have like 140 super credits

[slim kraken]

Yeah haha. Turns out

That is correct

We are stocking on staples when we can. Gardening this year too

Fishing when we can

Typically we try to get rice or pastas

[subtle lintel]

At least I got canned beans that I can eat straight out of the can

[slim kraken]

Mmm

[outer kiln]

I also leveled up finally

[subtle lintel]

They're already boiled durring canning

[crude sleet]

every family has the quirky gay uncle

[slim kraken]

Ye I've had em

Mmmmm molasses beans

[outer kiln]

I'm the quirky bi uncle does that count?

[crude sleet]

I mean, its better than just not cremating me and placing me into an hourglass

that might not work as well

[subtle lintel]

Nah just normal red beans

[slim kraken]

Maple syrup beaaaaaans

Mmmmm

[crude sleet]

[outer kiln]

what kinda beans tho

[slim kraken]

YOU SHOULD BE SMILING, QUEBEC

U RUN ON MAPLE SYRUP AND BEANS

[slim kraken]

Uuuuuh

Good queston

Heinz.

LOL

[subtle lintel]

I do need to make some beans with smoked ribs

[slim kraken]

Mmmm

[outer kiln]

I guess this is acceptable then

[slim kraken]

Mix this with cut up bacon

[outer kiln]

that actually sounds good ngl

[slim kraken]

Ye

[frank grotto]

wth

[crude sleet]

I run on poutine and soft tap water

[frank grotto]

maple beans??????????????????????

[slim kraken]

A good maple syrup with something savory like bacon or breakfast sausage

[slim kraken]

Yep. The sweetness is quite good with em

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-eyes-kid-pork-and-beans-beans-gif-19099849

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/lunch-lady-dance-jump-sloppy-joe-guitar-gif-15820943

[slim kraken]

IMO have to add savory things in it too

[frank grotto]

it sounds like a bad combination holy

[slim kraken]

Trust it isnt

[frank grotto]

like sticky sweet doesnt seem to match grains

[slim kraken]

Like not in a weird combo way either

[frank grotto]

or beans at least

[slim kraken]

They genuinely pair well

[stone sierra]

maple syrup beans are goated

[slim kraken]

Asian sweet bean pastries tho

[crude sleet]

donut

question

do you like ketchup chips

[slim kraken]

Wha

[slim kraken]

Yes

[stone sierra]

those are generally red beans, which are sweeter

[crude sleet]

that explains a lot

[slim kraken]

Ketchup chips are the right kind of tangy snack

[crude sleet]

next question

[slim kraken]

Ah fair

[torn swallow]

Id be willing to try maple syrup beans before i judge

[crude sleet]

all dressed, or ketchup chips

[slim kraken]

Former

All dressed

Or like Ricky calls em

Dressed all over

[subtle lintel]

Not realy it is recommended to add some sugar to beans in tomato sauce to balance the acidity and maple syrup is just smokey woody tasting sugar

[supple steppe]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1339760797362159728.gif?size=160&name=not+shiggying

[slim kraken]

Sweet is good in cooking. Cannot be afraid of using it

Small quantities can go a long way

Various means of sweetening too

Honey, sugars, fruits

[crude sleet]

https://youtu.be/UW8J6ToLvw0?si=dq41_Po4QE8FWZTd

[mortal pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/big-news-bullish-bullish-af-crypto-fantastic-gif-16753036148370554223

You have now entered the top percentile

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZThEEegyc/

[slim kraken]

Something like a tomato sauce with beans, gotta be some brown sugar imo

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-oneshot-wave-niko-oneshot-waving-at-viewer-gif-2954339597194723622

[mortal pawn]

Kid graduates high school with honors… sue’s skool for not being able to read or write

[slim kraken]

Or even a naturally sweet variety of tomato if im making from scratch

Here's some good shit.

Maple glazed carrots as a side dish

[ember zephyr]

Look who came to say hi

[mortal pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/praise-jesus-hallelujah-gif-12604485174329427810

[slim kraken]

CAR

[slim kraken]

Omg... orange is the new black

[narrow cedar]

American so only the gas issue.

[slim kraken]

Pensatucky

[mortal pawn]

Donut

[narrow cedar]

Sweet boi

[narrow cedar]

Pennsyltucky

[slim kraken]

Ye

[slim kraken]

Pensuhtuckey

[mortal pawn]

Ye

[ember zephyr]

Her name is Zola and she's an awkward sweetheart

[slim kraken]

Im gonna ruin it

[narrow cedar]

[narrow cedar]

Aaaaaw

[patent grove]

I’m installing deadlock

[subtle lintel]

Yeah I guess it would depend on the part of the us and what electricity generation methods are being used

[torn swallow]

Behold chat

[ember zephyr]

okay she gone now

[stone sierra]

no

[ember zephyr]

she asked for pets and then got angy because I gave her pets

this is what I'm talking about

[narrow cedar]

Welp its gonna hit everything eventually anyway

[edgy prairie]

https://youtube.com/shorts/-WqEHB7moBo?si=IZuwVYByIGggM93c

[brazen ivy]

got roasted so hard they stopped talking about dlss 5

[subtle lintel]

https://youtu.be/1R3LyFf8XOo

[subtle lintel]

What did they do now

[supple steppe]

-# 🐟
🐟

🐟

🐟

🐟

Increasingly larger fish

[ember zephyr]

the fish is rapidly approaching your location

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-squid-girl-ika-musume-angry-mad-gif-4327383520657956409

[ember zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/bigger-boat-jaws-gif-25985925

[minor wraith]

i don't understand why some ppl dun resign o.O

[narrow cedar]

Pure spite

[slim kraken]

Pretty much

I gotta play chess more

Wanted to learn and play go too

[narrow cedar]

Eh its kinda fun but not my thing really.

[minor wraith]

i hope i get to do this at least once before i die
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ark1p5aUPsc

.<

[slim kraken]

Gotta get some of you to play board games with me on tabletop sim

[narrow cedar]

If i had a puter I would

[slim kraken]

Im expecting board games in the mail either today or tomorrow

Excited

Im gonna try working on my big drawing on stream today. Im inking so it should be all well and visible, especially if I start working on color

This thing

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-gif-25519499

[slim kraken]

Ye

[narrow cedar]

Be not afraid

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/bludgeoning-angel-bokusatsu-tenshi-excalibolg-bludgeoning-angel-dokuro-chan-dokuro-chan-gif-24746343

[narrow cedar]

Nice

[patent current]

Beanwater :3 ☕

[slim kraken]

Soloable mostly but two of them can be played with others. One coop the other up to 6, tho above 4 players it is apparently a hellish and tiring experience

Vantage is the one that CAN become a slog

1-3 players tho apparently rules so hard

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-chud-turn-scared-gif-27552263

[slim kraken]

Im a sucker for a good stonemaier game

They made Scythe. They are cool as hell in my book.

I feel like they should just make Vantage a video game. Like ASAP. Would streamline so much and make bigger games not be a slog

If chat doesnt revive im gonna keep talking about board games

[brazen ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/slim-shady-stare-staring-90s-gif-22752162

[narrow cedar]

Lmao go off im having a discussion in dms while trying to keep and eye on you

[slim kraken]

No one needs to keep an eye on me

[stone sierra]

yes we do 👁️

[slim kraken]

Nuh uh

[stone sierra]

71%

[slim kraken]

Look, ants

Meeple ants

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/archer-you-want-ants-gif-4558909771686635810

[slim kraken]

Ants!

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-gif-3336263976315355073

[stone sierra]

73%

[slim kraken]

Ants dont like raisins

https://tenor.com/view/kawaii-anime-tongue-bleh-gif-5018411

[stone sierra]

yes, they do

[alpine pike]

https://tenor.com/view/archer-ants-gif-3868910

[stone sierra]

77%

[slim kraken]

Hey rev look under ya

[stone sierra]

79%

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/midori-city-city-animation-city-anime-city-shocked-gif-7717275281347698310

[narrow cedar]

NOOOO DONT BECOME A RASIN

[slim kraken]

TAKE IT UP WITH REV

[stone sierra]

if Donut keeps it up, should be pure raisin by tomorrow evening

[slim kraken]

THE RAISINATOR

[slim kraken]

Im just out here trying to be a sweet yummy pastry

They wanna ruin it with icky food

SIN

[stone sierra]

82%

[alpine pike]

https://tenor.com/view/raisin-box-raisin-box-gif-734844461337905332

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/no-game-no-life-anime-wall-gif-20356400

[alpine pike]

wtf is that?

[slim kraken]

Making sure that after trick or treating I dump all of my raisin boxes on Rev's doorstep

No one believes your ring footage they say its AI

[stone sierra]

94%

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/ive-drstrange-gif-26305530

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/audrey-hepburn-what-glasses-shades-im-listening-gif-15337165

[slim kraken]

Tantrum

[stone sierra]

96%

[slim kraken]

This is extortion

What do you want? Diamonds? Women? Diamond women?

[stone sierra]

Raisinal mass achieved. Commencing conversion...

ETA for complete conversion: 5d 18h 12m

[slim kraken]

Sending bongo cat after you

https://tenor.com/view/anime-hurt-ouch-owie-ow-gif-2131009854309987640

[stone sierra]

Conversion catalyst detected. Recalculating ETA...

New ETA for complete conversion: 2d 6h 2m

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-spin-sha-gif-26863370

do not bother me, I am a fish now

[stone sierra]

Conversion error detected. Analysing...

Foreign matter detected. Attempting identification...

Foreign matter identified. Subject contents being analised...

[patent grove]

[copper tree]

Faecal matter detected

[slim kraken]

Literally an eric andre skit

[bitter elm]

rate the

[stone sierra]

Subject contents identified. The specimen codenamed "EXtraDonut" contains: 40% raisins, 28% fermented Swedish herring, 12% sugar, 10% brine, 8% mud, 2% mercury.

[slim kraken]

Mmmm fish

Mmmmmmm mercury

[stone sierra]

Continue conversion attempt? (Yes / No)

[uncut ermine]

Heard recently there demolishing the pulse nightclub to make a memorial sight for the victims

[stone sierra]

No reply received. Aborting conversion.

[copper tree]

The

[stone sierra]

System going to sleep (S6).

[copper tree]

<unplugs>

[stone sierra]

I'll unplug your skull from your neck.

[tall ginkgo]

thats ... violent

[stone sierra]

it's ok, he doesn't use it for anything

[tall ginkgo]

... and insulting

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/bloodcartier-gif-25860033

^ Alpha.

[brazen ivy]

more like me when i have to set up basic css boilers

https://tenor.com/view/british-cop-screaming-screaming-sad-gif-10576833416044093400

[subtle lintel]

The one that burned on new years in Switzerland?

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/peak-miel-miel-crapouille-mielcrapouille-crapouille-gif-14163742676810808646

[dense nova]

im surprised you havent gotten smacked by an admin for this one

[supple steppe]

Its just a smug fops

[woeful axle]

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/miel-miel-crapouille-mielcrapouille-honey-smug-gif-17513497287261708723

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/miel-miel-crapouille-honey-mielcrapouille-dance-gif-7923658547642453856

[heady whale]

Useful tools:
https://hammertime.cyou/
https://snowsta.mp/

[patent grove]

Chat

[dense nova]

cats used to be worshipped like gods

[subtle lintel]

https://youtu.be/ZqRXTJIcL20

[uncut ermine]

No, the shooting that happened in 2016. I hope the families of the deceased are okay

there demolishing the old building and turning it into a memorial site

If I ever happen to be near it I'll put some flowers there

[shell plover]

I AM CRY XD

[alpine pike]

The community note really hits hard

also, spoilers

[kindred iris]

spoilers for a bad cash grab that nobody watched, anyways

[vernal veldt]

I feel like the cinderella gay artist prefers girls with muscles but I just cant prove it

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/briankik-turn-around-hedgehog-mrbond-gif-24320492

[narrow cedar]

Knew i had this somewhere lol

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/miel-mielcrapouille-miel-crapouille-anime-girl-vtuber-gif-7004323344133884533

[narrow cedar]

[narrow cedar]

Lilo and stitch 2 the quest for more tax avoidance

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/goob-fox-gif-18228133295978931538

[frozen dew]

so like 400 staples later

it's looking pretty good

[vernal veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/now-its-mine-liz-lemon-tina-fey-30rock-its-mine-now-gif-20399629

[frozen dew]

just gotta wait for some more water to evaporate out of it then I think I'll get the stand going tomorrow night

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/yagirlfoxy-ya-girl-foxy-yagirl-gif-2071464704334325556

[shell plover]

https://fixupx.com/Dexerto/status/2034390277452910633?s=20

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Elijah Wood will DJ a "Lord of the Rings" Middle-earth rave in Denver on March 31

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FixupX · Mar 18, 2026, 10:03 PM

[frozen dew]

OOooooo

The screen is actually bigger than I thought

it was gonna be 144.5" but cos the cut shop did a bit on top

it's a fit 145.8"

[alpine pike]

That's interesting

[left swift]

Imma try out my new egg pan finally

[patent grove]

Hecc

[left swift]

Cooked up 4 cups of rice for fried rice later

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-tachyon-agnestachyon-tachyon-umamusume-anime-gif-7363674819337210427

[left swift]

Don't give me E

[patent grove]

Heh.

[thick laurel]

I think Khronos is going to have to jump out a plane...

[frozen dew]

Mod airlines is offering skydiving now?

[thick laurel]

Ye! asnd if we put enough bits in the bin he might even get a parachute!

[edgy prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/penguins-of-madagascar-skydiving-helldivers-penguins-diving-sky-diving-gif-12586682718523660000

[supple ocean]

DMV: "Your registration is overdue, so you have to get new plates
Also DMV: "Your old plates are tied to you forever, so don't just throw them away"

Why can't I just use the old ones then???

[left swift]

Heggs made

its a neat little hegg pan

very lovely

rice and eggs are just perfect.

[uncut ermine]

I love scrambled eggs with ketchup

and cheese

Unfortunately, my digestive system does not like processing it

[left swift]

ive also become awakened to the power of basmati rice

rice with an actual flavor

[uncut ermine]

heard brown rice is good for you

[left swift]

brown rice makes me feel like im munching on bed bugs

[uncut ermine]

and I actually don't mind brown rice

[left swift]

not a fan

[frozen dew]

heard water and showers is good for you too

[uncut ermine]

My grandfather does tho

[uncut ermine]

I love warm shower

Or warm bath

[left swift]

id rather have lentils than bronw rice

if i had to go out of my way to be healthy

[uncut ermine]

tho I leave the tub with red marks

[frozen dew]

this is a problem for later you

[uncut ermine]

I might be setting the water temp too high

[frozen dew]

https://tenor.com/view/remy-cooking-rat-ratatouille-chef-gif-6152910

making yourself into soup

[green kelp]

Gamer Nexus be firing shots

[forest cosmos]

mornin

[uncut ermine]

kojima ahh design

[woeful axle]

https://youtu.be/xPDtQ0OyitI

[supple steppe]

context: 1 am my neighbors house lit on fire and 2 am they put it out when I could finally go back into my own house

I went to inspect the house a bit better and its cooked

[alpine pike]

I mean the GPU covering for parts of the woman, is a nice touch

[frozen dew]

Been in that situation before

[supple steppe]

I can't share the images of it cuz I would doxx myself
The old lady was a hoarder so its not surprising the house caught on fire

[frozen dew]

I was sitting playing Fo4, and I quickly turn around, just saw orange outside my window, looked back, heard a scream

looked back again

yeah massive gas fire

same story, hoarders

[supple steppe]

I am fortunate that across the street a night shift dispatcher lives there

[green kelp]

EU\Baltics construction or US\NA construction?

[supple steppe]

US

[uncut ermine]

Did your house get affected?

[supple steppe]

The leading theory is that the powerline exploded that was connected to the house and caught fire and the meter

[green kelp]

Yup its done. Bulldoze whole thing and use wood and paper again.(its faster and cheaper)

[supple steppe]

Not really

[narrow cedar]

I mean it might if there were like bugs or rats or something if they were a hoarder

[supple steppe]

some soot on the side of the house and a faint smoke smell thats mostly gone now

[uncut ermine]

should have someone check for any damages to your property

just in case

[supple steppe]

We had a tree that goes across both houses which if that caught fire

[frozen dew]

I'd book some time away maybe stay with someone else

[supple steppe]

The fire dept. did that at 2 am

[frozen dew]

cos that cleanup is gonna raise alot of soot into the air

[supple steppe]

Also the old lady didn't have homeowners insurance

so its 100% getting bulldozed

[uncut ermine]

I hope she has shelter

hoarding is usually a mental health issue

Or you could say a condition

hoarders need help

[frozen dew]

I think it's definitely linked to your mind in alot of ways

[uncut ermine]

I've heard of some serious horror stories

About hoarding

[frozen dew]

like theres maximalism, then theres minor hoarding, then theres hoarding

[green kelp]

Oh yeah. The dust gonna be everywhere

[frozen dew]

maximalism is fine

[uncut ermine]

One story I heard was about a hoarder who unknowingly lived with the corpse of one of their relatives

it was there for awhile

[supple steppe]

She's fine

nobody was hurt

[uncut ermine]

she's fine if she has a place to stay afterwords

And a way to get help

[supple steppe]

there is a 90% chance she is going into a nursing home soon

She's 80 years old

[narrow cedar]

Dont know if this got posted here or not

[supple steppe]

poor gumball machine

[green kelp]

Unrealistic. Real dentist would pet it and give it flowers

I still remember the tiktok trend of pouring hot oil into plumbing system. My plumber neighbor bought new toyota truck because of it.

[copper tree]

_ _

[patent grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1175591565729734756.webp?size=48&animated=true&name=Plink&lossless=true

[autumn arch]

What about their fortnite collab?

[shell plover]

this is an OFFICAL Email from 4-chans Attorney to OFCOM (the UK agency trying to shove the ID age verification down the throat of the world)

[stone sierra]

Hey, that’s my store

[slim kraken]

LOL

[shell plover]

https://fixupx.com/DiscussingFilm/status/2034616068715507938?s=20

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

First teaser for ‘SONIC 4’.
︀︀
︀︀In theaters on March 19, 2027.

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FixupX · Mar 19, 2026, 1:00 PM

[uncut ermine]

Based

[alpine pike]

If history serves right, Sonic 4 was the doomed plastic one

[uncut ermine]

Sonic 4 is probably gonna follow sonic CD

I've heard some rumors about the story

[alpine pike]

Metal sonic and Amy

But amy with hammer before the original Sonic CD version

unless the end credits for Sonic 3 was after that event

[winged creek]

wip of my new pfp, still gotta colour it and probably shade it

[dusk meteor]

Chiitan objectifying the trans community

[winged creek]

What

[dusk meteor]

Smhmh

[patent grove]

Zafferson

[ornate seal]

While I want to believe that it's legitimate, I remember the #1 rule of 4chan.

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

[dusk meteor]

https://youtu.be/46WHvZ_1qT0?si=ORmnoBC0ielnywRu

[bitter elm]

based

[dusk meteor]

Lazypeon posted a sadge video 🙁

[ornate seal]

With a bit of luck, it won't follow in the same way the games did

[patent grove]

🫵 fuwwy

[ornate seal]

Those negative reviews are there for good reasons

[alpine pike]

I mean they hired Keanu for a shadow

[ornate seal]

Not really any equivalent, at least Keanu is a well known and well regarded professional

[alpine pike]

yeah

[ornate seal]

(unlike the Developers of Sonic 4 the game)

[alpine pike]

Means that they at least take it seriously

Now we just need Big the Cat

And Duke Nukem VA and the deal is sealed

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-adventure-big-the-cat-big-turn-around-lightning-gif-27367995

[vernal veldt]

Shout out for chiitan liking my art once

[green kelp]

So apparantly Waymo "self-driving" cars are not safe driving. Its actually people who payed pennies in 3rd world country that drives the car on 300-700 ping

[mental canopy]

DIMPS

[ornate seal]

Actually to be fair, DIMPS (the Sonic 4 developer) do have a history of good-to-middling games, I guess they must have had their interns working on Sonic 4, or a hungover weekend

[mental canopy]

they also did the Rush games iirc

[ornate seal]

They've done some pretty decent stuff which makes the state of Sonic 4 even more bewildering

[vernal veldt]

This one

[uncut ermine]

AI = Actually Indians

[mental canopy]

for as much shit as I think people will give me, I enjoy Sonic 4 despite its myriad flaws and drawbacks

[uncut ermine]

Wait I just remembered

[uncut ermine]

There was a Sci Fi book with this premise

[vernal veldt]

The legs being covered by the arms has been bothering me for so long

[uncut ermine]

about a future where poor people use brain implants to remotely control robots for the wealthy in another nation

[mental canopy]

to think we were gonna get a Sonic 4 Episode 3

[ornate seal]

I personally don't think SEGA have had a good 3D Sonic game other than Colours and at a pinch, Generations (which is kind of cheating as they just took what they already knew) and is at best, just a self congratulatory game

[mental canopy]

and shadow generations, but that's just me

[alpine pike]

I also read the article, and that was funny

[mental canopy]

or that's lumped in

[shell plover]

https://fixupx.com/shinobi602/status/2034642928937680952?s=20

Shinobi602 (@shinobi602)

Ubisoft is ending game development at historic Tom Clancy game studio Red Storm Entertainment, resulting in the loss of 105 jobs
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FixupX · Mar 19, 2026, 2:47 PM

[vernal veldt]

Colours is a controversial take

Also the SA fans would kill you

[mental canopy]

UH

MIGHT WANNA CHANGE THAT PHRASING

[ornate seal]

When it's being compared to Adventure 1, 2, Unleashed, 06, Boom, Heroes, Secret Rings, Black Knight, Lost World, I can't see how it could be seen as controversial

[vernal veldt]

Whats the issue

[mental canopy]

dude

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/turtle-dude-squirt-crush-finding-nemo-gif-4544424

[mental canopy]

as some people will joke, Sonic has had a rough transition to 3d

You will not believe how much I hate that statement

[ornate seal]

Not really a joke as it's undeniably true, and Colours did the best job of it from my experience

[vernal veldt]

Honnestly hot take

Sonic 06 was their best attempt at a 3d sonic game and would have been perfectly good if the development hadnt been rushed

also unleashed >>>> colours sorry but not really

[mental canopy]

weren't they trying to rush it bc it was supposed to be a anniversary title?

[ornate seal]

I mean, half of Unleashed is just a brawler that had no connection to the rest of the series both from a gameplay or, well any other perspective

[stone sierra]

speaking of unleashing things.

[torn swallow]

@spice wedge Who are you?

[vernal veldt]

and alot of colors is boring 2d sections

[stone sierra]

Just got home and the poop car is here for some reason

[mental canopy]

besides story, but what can I say regarding with sonic

[stone sierra]

someone must've had Taco Bell

[ornate seal]

IMO the best game to come out of SEGA (well, published at least) since their many....flawed attempts at 3D was Mania

There's just too much history of SEGA absolutely fumbling the ball with their games to pretend otherwise

[stone sierra]

this. This is why I can't take Sonic seriously

[vernal veldt]

I think sonic has a bright future currently but they havent announced the next game

[slim kraken]

But what if he was a werewolf

Cool huh?

[ornate seal]

Well all they can do is move up from their current position

[vernal veldt]

werehog

[stone sierra]

I find warewolves as a huge fantasy meme

[ornate seal]

So cool that I wish I had been playing Jak & Daxter instead, an actual good 3D platforming game with combat

[slim kraken]

My board games arrived at the post office

Gonna pick em up in a lil bit

[slim kraken]

Rofl

[stone sierra]

you better be mailing in my compensation for breaking the Raisinator 9001

[slim kraken]

You get a rock

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-i-got-a-rock-gif-10605542

[mental canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/hentiuu-lee-arknights-arknights-gif-4182186071818058990

[stone sierra]

I already have a USB Pet Rock

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-everythingeverywhereallatonce-gif-25516405

[stone sierra]

so it better be a Thunderbolt 5 Pet Rock.

[slim kraken]

Well this one

You can wind a piece of string around

[patent grove]

How about the Thunderbolt 6 pet rock?

[vernal veldt]

Honnestly heres some advice

[slim kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp8znvfYbow

[ornate seal]

Well, here's the problem. I tried to like them hoping that SEGA had learned something over the past like, 3 decades

Sadly not

[near topaz]

I always thought the werewolf sonic game was pretty fun

Bit weird but it was cool

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/miel-mielcrapouille-miel-crapouille-anime-girl-vtuber-gif-7004323344133884533

[ornate seal]

The running parts? Yea I can agree. The Werewolf part? I was bewildered

[slim kraken]

It's fine to like select games
It is also fine to point out flaws in other titles where the ball most certainly was dropped

Woaw

[near topaz]

https://youtu.be/p6NzVd3pGdE?si=1UV4jrAUuGPn96kZ so peak

And ancient