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[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-jumpscare-squeakers-gif-12822585549236878866

:3

Eepy time!

But not for me

As the prophecy foretold

[crude sleet]

https://fixupx.com/aaronthefishcat/status/2032269469968711893?s=61

Legendary Jay (@llegendaryjay)

When you win in UNO no Mercy (THEE second Uno Edit)
︀︀
︀︀Okay so yeah if you want no friends play this version of UNO😂
︀︀
︀︀this took 6 months to edit alone. It HAD to outdo the first one. #unoedit #uno #legendaryjay #unoedit2

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FixupX · Mar 12, 2026, 1:41 AM

[topaz flame]

Nah you can't just drop a job application at the end like that 😂

[crude sleet]

If youre ugly on the outside, just wear makeup
If youre ugly on the inside, just eat the makeup smh

[pale tide]

brick

[ancient zenith]

If you're ugly on both, become the makeup

Wait but that would just be ugly makeup....

[crude sleet]

https://fixupx.com/tuckerlindgren/status/2032116829322109225?s=61

Bigtugg (@tuckerlindgren)

Naming cats vs naming dogs;

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FixupX · Mar 12, 2026, 3:29 PM

[stark vessel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1278193547178147862/1281212124387086431/memex.gif

gottem :3

[crude sleet]

https://fixupx.com/onlineinsane/status/2032253319238811937?s=61

Insane Content (@onlineinsane)

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FixupX · Mar 13, 2026, 12:32 AM

[outer kiln]

it is crazy that when you ingest stuff like shampoo it's poison and yet it's perfectly fine for hair

[topaz flame]

Same with dirt, it's all cool and all when it's on your hands but when you eat a pound of garden soil your "impacted" and need your stomach pump

Doctors

Am I right?

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dirt-eating-mud-digging-gif-3716585059704754783

[outer kiln]

it also reminds me of when I was a kid and the playdough company had to change up how it was made because they found that little kids as young as 5 were eating it sometimes, they changed it to be non toxic and also taste gross so that kids would keep it out of their mouths.
another reason why they changed how it was made was because parents sued the company after their kids died from eating it, I remember one parent who said "How dare you make a product that children play with, having on the label for ages 4-10 years old, knowing that 4 and 5 year olds have a tendacy to put things in their mouths"

[mental canopy]

can anyone recommend me animes?

I made a list of animes so I don't forget

[outer kiln]

sure can!

[topaz flame]

Have you seen all the good ones yet?

[mental canopy]

that's subjective

[topaz flame]

Then no I can't

Lmao

[remote cipher]

Maybe it's poison only if you ingest enough of it

[topaz flame]

I can only recommend the basic ones

[outer kiln]

Pluto, No Guns Life, Terminator 0, and Spy x Family are really good.
Edgerunners is also really good but a ton of people have seen it and posted clips of it already

if you want something insane watch Gantz 0

[mental canopy]

I mean, I was gonna watch edgerunners anyways bc I wanted to do it before getting the game proper

[outer kiln]

oh then add it to the list, it makes the game more impactful

[topaz flame]

Reincarnated as a slime I heard was good

[mental canopy]

vintage animes are also appreciated

[outer kiln]

watched the first episode it's pretty wild but def get why people love it

[mental canopy]

RIGHT I FORGOT TO ADD SLAYERS AND RECORD OF LODOSS WAR

[topaz flame]

Frieren beyond journeys end is good

Cowboy bebop is good

Ghost in a shell is good

Inuyasha is good

[mental canopy]

I love GiTS and Cowboy Bebop

[topaz flame]

The first two seasons of Pokemon is fire

The first few movies are even better

[outer kiln]

Akira, anything from studio ghibli (howls moving castle is my personal favorite), fist of the north star, the og speed racer because it's just insane lol, barefoot gen if you wanna be sad, grave of the fireflies if you want to be sad, Jin Roh

[mental canopy]

a friend recommended me Re:Zero

[outer kiln]

bafrefoot gen shattered me ngl

[topaz flame]

The 7 deadly sins is good

[outer kiln]

soul eater is cool

[topaz flame]

My buddy said it was dumb but I think that's also subjective

[remote cipher]

I definitely had an experience watching studio ghibli movies so it's a testament to the movie but the experience is often a sad one

[mental canopy]

I love Jin-roh Akira and Soul Eater

[outer kiln]

sooo good

[subtle lance]

Dose makes the poison.
Some doses are "you ain't living, brother"

[mental canopy]

Wolf Rain's another I wanted to watch

[remote cipher]

Other doses are "your toilet ain't living, brother"

[topaz flame]

Blue exorcist is good

[outer kiln]

I'm trying to remember the name of this one anime from the 70s but i'm having a hard time rembering it

[mental canopy]

I put black butler on the list bc from I read of the manga, I enjoyed

[outer kiln]

it's kinda like back to the future mixed with blade runner

[outer kiln]

oh fruits basket is good

[topaz flame]

Tokyo revengers is a must watch

I highly recommend that

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/tohru-honda-anime-kyo-soma-fruits-basket-hopping-gif-16661814852254462262

[subtle lance]

I need to watch, like, trigun and cowboy bebop
I also need to watch bebop because I need to figure out what the hell a diesel punk western is for a d&d campaign and it's the closest media available

[mental canopy]

Dude, you need to watch Trigun

[outer kiln]

ohhh dude CB is great, and diesel punk is like...it's not the inverse of steam punk but it's normally set in a world where energy source progress got stunted and humans have to figure out how to do things without being able to advance tech

[mental canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/trigun-vash-vash-the-stampede-trigun-98-trigun-stampede-gif-14202867031907335181

it's a good mix of comedy and drama

[topaz flame]

Campfire cooking in another world with my absurd skill is really good

[subtle lance]

I would absolutely take an anime that was in the same vein as Hardspace Shipbreaker; just get really retro mechanical with it

[mental canopy]

I'm not big on isekais but that's on my list

[outer kiln]

so kinda think about how fallout before the bombs fell is, (though that's typically considered atom punk/nuclear punk)

steam punk tends to have some kind of magic involved

[mental canopy]

along with Konosuba, I got reincarnated as a spider, Reincarnated as a Slime, Skeleton Knight In Another World and Re:Zero

[outer kiln]

diesel punk is just a very niche genre, it is cool though

[subtle lance]

Yea I know what they both are in separation
I need to figure out what 'western' means in 1910s level technology and advanced magitech

[topaz flame]

That's pretty much all I got

[outer kiln]

ohhhh watch firefly

space western

and for the 1910s aspect look at the epilogue stuff in RDR2

[subtle lance]

The aerospace company? /J

[outer kiln]

i'm already digging this idea you're cooking up btw, we need more stuff like this

[mental canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/red-ranger-isekai-anime-girl-anime-anime-boy-gif-9777129767327308088

[subtle lance]

Clarification: I'm a player in this campaign

[mental canopy]

I forget the exact name of that anime

I think it's "Loser ranger in another world"?

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/go-go-loser-ranger-loser-ranger-ranger-reject-mss-red-keeper-ranger-gif-13107209451148009503

go go loser ranger i think its called

[subtle lance]

I have my own setting that's a combination of Gaslight era tech and aesthetics, the Secret Histories, and light sprinklings of multiversal shenanigans

[outer kiln]

it is

[outer kiln]

dope!

[mental canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/the-red-ranger-becomes-an-adventurer-in-another-world-roll-call-super-sentai-gif-760282846541647005

[subtle lance]

And the Forgotten realms's magic on top of that

[mental canopy]

OH

The Red Ranger Becomes An Adventurer In Another World

[runic tusk]

But is it good?!

[outer kiln]

I like it personally, i think it's a cool take on the genres

[subtle lance]

Wait you've played cultist sim? You know what I'm talking about?

[outer kiln]

no never heard of it

[runic tusk]

One positive review is enough for me. Added to my queue!

[mental canopy]

Honestly I just love it when isekais just make fun of the genre

[outer kiln]

I need to rewatch it, it's been a minute

[subtle lance]

Look into it if you want lore deep enough to drown in
Also check out its sequel Book of Hours

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/go-go-loser-ranger-loser-ranger-ranger-reject-red-keeper-red-ranger-gif-17907894849293303129

[mental canopy]

Oh demon slayer's another to add

[outer kiln]

go go loser ranger is like what if the red ranger went insane

[mental canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/demon-slayer-inosuke-anime-demon-slayer-memes-demon-slayer-funny-gif-3148874935770586885

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/kazuma-sato-thumbs-up-thumbs-up-gif-1190392325254859824

[topaz flame]

https://tenor.com/view/inu-yasha-ignored-anoyed-gif-18479121

[outer kiln]

ohhh inyuyasha!
that was a fun ride imo

https://tenor.com/view/inuyasha-gif-16008523403547109814

[topaz flame]

I think it was my first real anime besides dragon Ball z

Watched it when I was like 12 or something

[runic tusk]

Inosuke stan

[distant iron]

inuyasha

[mental canopy]

my step-dad introduced me to anime with Inuyasha

not stepdad

brain's tied

[outer kiln]

that's when I started watching inyuyasha also haha, but my first anime was reruns of the og astro boy and the first speed racer

[mental canopy]

tired

DAMN IT

[dusk meteor]

playing esoteric ebb

[mental canopy]

BIOLOGICAL DAD

[dusk meteor]

got thrashed to death while screaming

time for bed

[topaz flame]

Astro boy was like my 3rd of 4th, the black and white stuff is wild

[runic tusk]

Are we just spouting anime we really enjoyed?

[distant iron]

I think mine was cowboy bebop

[mental canopy]

I asked for anime reccs but here we are

[runic tusk]

Love me some Cowboy Bebop. Might be my favorite anime of all time

[outer kiln]

haha it happens

[dusk meteor]

uh whats it called

outlaw star is one of those classics too

[outer kiln]

omgg I haven't thought about that one in a long time

[runic tusk]

Huge fan of Seraph of the End, Berserk, and Anohana

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/outlaw-star-gif-16308560899458288266

[dusk meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-big-rifel-boooom-gif-22350520

[runic tusk]

For real. Another great!

[topaz flame]

Oh and tenchi muyo

[distant iron]

i need to watch seraph of the end

[outer kiln]

I heard it's good

[distant iron]

i dont remember if its on crunchy

[topaz flame]

https://tenor.com/view/ryoko-tenchi-muyo-anime-blowing-kisses-kiss-gif-13416108569012784371

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/princess-mononoke-running-ride-wolves-san-gif-16860162

[mental canopy]

I have Saint Seiya on the list

[subtle lance]

That's the sign that we've found a true Disco Elysium successor

[mental canopy]

Oh yeah, I should add some Tatsunoko animes on here

[runic tusk]

I think Erased might be the show that got me hooked though. I didn't see much else until after I saw that

[outer kiln]

add ergo proxy also

[outer sparrow]

😭

[rocky rose]

PRINCESS MONONOKE

[dusk meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/outlaw-star-outlaw-star-90s-anime-gif-16831707866921328216

[mental canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/casshan-casshern-tatsunoko-anime-opening-tatsunoko-vs-capcom-gif-9283601071589490746

[runic tusk]

Much pricey

[outer kiln]

who here likes ultra man?

https://tenor.com/view/ultraman-trigger-ultraman-trigger-ultraman-trigger-new-generation-tiga-new-generation-tiga-gif-22784029

[dusk meteor]

had something ask me if i had a "mate" and my character had a panic attack and died

[subtle lance]

Twisted reflection, twisting your wallet like a wet rag

[dusk meteor]

5 charisma build moment

[outer kiln]

https://youtu.be/oAXrRWLKzko?
ughhhh such a good anime

[mental canopy]

forgive but what anime is this

[dusk meteor]

outlaw star

[mental canopy]

ok

[distant iron]

you guys seen wicked city?

[dusk meteor]

i forget the cat elfs name

space anime

[subtle lance]

Okay but nothing can top dying to an uncomfortable chair, surely?

[mental canopy]

that's also on my list

[outer kiln]

I can't believe this is 20 years old man, I remember watching this on Toonami every saturday

[dusk meteor]

i took damage from a woman calling me a loser

🙁

[subtle lance]

That's just vicious mockery

[dusk meteor]

5 charisma gaming

[mental canopy]

can't wait to watch Gundam Wing tbh

[dusk meteor]

listen

ive got 19 int

it was worth it

i can spellcast SO good

[outer kiln]

should've said "well you should be on the biggest loser cuz look at ya" in response

[mental canopy]

idk why but in terms of gundam, I'm doing it by universe

[subtle lance]

OH DAMN I FORGOT IT'S OUT OF 20 DND STATS

[dusk meteor]

yes lol

[subtle lance]

5 cha

[dusk meteor]

my cleric is COMPLETELY inept

[mental canopy]

so I'm gonna be in UC for a WHILE

[dusk meteor]

socially

but damn does he have ENCYCLOPEDIC knowledge about mushrooms

[outer kiln]

I love Gundam, watch witch from mercury.
(alsooo the official Gundam channel on youtube has full series' in playlists and it has the majority of them)

[outer kiln]

i'm not good at insults unless it's in the moment

[mental canopy]

i'm doing it by shows and movies

[dusk meteor]

8 str, 5 charisma, like 14 con and 19 int

[mental canopy]

not animes or games unless I REALLY want to be stuck in UC

[dusk meteor]

[mental canopy]

manga and games

i mean

[dusk meteor]

i tried to talk to a bard

and i just stared at her

she said what are you staring at and i said

uh

questions?

[outer kiln]

the Bard's eyes are like two black holes dragging you in

[dusk meteor]

lmao

[mental canopy]

I get it's the progenitor of the franchise but HOLY SHIT is there alot

[dusk meteor]

"the bard is clearly uncomfortable with your very presence"

its really good and people should play it

[mental canopy]

that feels like a line from the narrator in Bard's Tale

[dusk meteor]

i got my ass beat by a skeleton

and got bailed out

a single skeleton

as a cleric

[outer kiln]

A skeleton approaches, it holds a goblin by the hair, what do you do?

[dusk meteor]

die?

[mental canopy]

also I put in Fist of the North Star in this list as it's japanese name

[subtle lance]

You've just made him a fellow autistic man

[dusk meteor]

get just absolutely clowned on?

[outer kiln]

roll a D10

[mental canopy]

Hokuto No Ken

[dusk meteor]

i did i rolled a 7 and a nat 1

he proceeded to make me do death saving throws

[distant iron]

nat 20 to summon water in someones lungs

[subtle lance]

1 pact slot to cast fireball

[distant iron]

i would cast horrifying magic

[mental canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/fist-of-the-north-star-hokuto-no-ken-kenshiro-thumbs-up-gif-18424526021065229372

[subtle lance]

Invalid target: you need to see the target

[mental canopy]

so many anime so little time

[outer kiln]

The skeleton throws the goblin at you causing you to fall backwards, it approaches you and takes off its left arm, the skeleton is right handed, what do you do?

[mental canopy]

UnDead Unluck I've been recommended as well

[topaz flame]

I need to play dnd

But I only have one friend

And he's as smart as a brick

[outer kiln]

The skeleton sees that you have made no move and takes pity on you, it leaves while shaking its head

[outer kiln]

we could play it online

D&D beyond

[mental canopy]

also I have watched JJK, it ain't my thing honestly

[outer kiln]

I watched the first season and was like "how you gonna trap the most powerful character in the cube from hellraiser?"

[mental canopy]

I've seen it been compared to bleach, but eh i just don't enjoy it

not as much anyways

[outer kiln]

JJK is more like MHA ngl

[subtle lance]

Or, if you want to be anti establishment, shard tabletop

[topaz flame]

Hmmm let me think about it 😂 sounds good but I'm currently busy this whole month and next month

[outer kiln]

never heard of it

[subtle lance]

Google, I can personally recommend shard

[mental canopy]

I also have Bobobo on this list bc why not

I love how stupid it is

https://tenor.com/view/general-jelly-jigler-surprised-bobobo-bwah-gif-9261681523542324683

I have the tiger mask animes on here as well

love wrasslin'

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/rawr-kristen-bouchard

[mental canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-meme-wrestling-heavy-breathing-gif-16734401

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fish-face-1

[rocky rose]

the new ready or not update is out

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ready-or-not-ready-or-not-here-i-come-2

[rocky rose]

now i just need to figure out why the game hates me after trying to put a body cam mod on

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/アニメ-gif-10310927430265768556

[outer sparrow]

you just lost the game

[outer kiln]

funny af anime

[verbal kernel]

Is everything ok with Jason i heard about the levi

[rocky rose]

you are about to lose your life

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/freedom-sweet-1

[mental canopy]

idk why but I want a anime where pinball is taken to like Bluelock levels of serious

or Captain Tsubasa

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kaneki-tilt

https://klipy.com/gifs/tilt-tilt-tilt

[mental canopy]

or billiards

pinball or billiards anime

[rare ginkgo]

Chat it is time for bed. Dont mind the fact that i have eaten all the cheese in the fridge.

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cheesedog

[left swift]

Well chat

It's one of my favorite times of year

[rare ginkgo]

Bed time?

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/vaughnpena-1

[left swift]

The trees be bloomy

They comin 🌺

[primal harbor]

PLANT SEX

https://tenor.com/view/flicking-sam-droege-national-honey-bee-day-unconventional-scientist-playing-gif-22898896

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/groot-2

[alpine pike]

The plant sex comment sure is wild, but natural?

[primal harbor]

dammit

no more puns

[outer sparrow]

nice weed waker

https://klipy.com/gifs/tall-grass-5

[primal harbor]

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/caracal-floppa-3

[primal harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/flopper-floppa-caracal-cute-meme-gif-19462508

Floppa

https://tenor.com/view/caracal-big-floppa-floppa-prozhony-flop-gif-23506865

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ron-ronn

and back to plants

[mental canopy]

"Becky, lemme smash"

"no ron"

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/squeeze-4

[primal harbor]

STICK STICK STICK

https://tenor.com/view/harry-brasier-bird-dance-harry-gif-18886150

[mental canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-crow-gif-11323666

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/violet-willy-1

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/angle-grinder-pizza-black-pizza

[fast isle]

the hell is that

[outer sparrow]

its still good

[primal harbor]

I want a Savannah Kitten

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-cat-peace-fight-argue-gif-14747563778865590842

They can get up to 20lbs

And are very dog like

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/catlamp-catdetti

[primal harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-viralhog-ouch-ow-getting-hit-in-the-head-gif-23581734

[fast isle]

LAMP

[fast isle]

car

[primal harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-serval-floppa-big-floppa-cat-gif-22877742

Dog car

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-kitty-548

[mental canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/serval-sogga-lick-yum-food-gif-27247057

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/run-run-away-pyI

[mental canopy]

servals are cute

[topaz flame]

I want either a wolf dog or a mtn dog

But I want to live where owning one is feasible

[mental canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/kemono-friends-serval-gif-17361034708751347537

[torn swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/no-thoughts-head-empty-shikanoko-anime-shikanokonokokoshitantan-gif-8835087894692301893

[topaz flame]

Nah that can go back to hell

The hell even is that, is that the parasite thing or something where it looks like a worm?

[outer sparrow]

Blade TRINITY vampire dog

[primal harbor]

Nah f that

Burn it

[topaz flame]

Okay autocorrect

[primal harbor]

Burn it with fire

[topaz flame]

That ain't no vampire

😂

[outer sparrow]

the new breed

[topaz flame]

Jesus

No wonder I haven't watched blade

AUTO CORRECT I STG

[outer sparrow]

hmmmm why do i want this cue ball as my pfp now?

[topaz flame]

No god no

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/no-talking

hmmmm mods are sleeping time to have fun

https://klipy.com/gifs/mario-mods

well time to drag my self out of the house to get food (snacks) for the week end.... bee good while im not here chat

[topaz flame]

Instructions unclear the microwave is melting an adjacent wall

[alpine pike]

Luigi Mario or Luigi & mario?

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/maro-is-online-maro-gif-17440506935343709814

[outer kiln]

Luigi is the canon good brother, he's respectful and tries the diplomatic approach first.
Mario just goes on the attack right away

[outer sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/caramelldansen-princess-daisy-luigi-super-mario-based-gif-22619176

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-luigi-smash-bros-smash-bros-ultimate-missing-gif-26523330

[alpine pike]

Yeah, but the joke is that their last name is Mario

[outer kiln]

Luigi can't escape his brother's shadow and Mario can't escape that he has two last names for a name

that'd be like going by Smith Smith

"ah thank you Johnson Johnson, couldn't have done it without you"

[alpine pike]

The fanfic is crazy big

[outer kiln]

My Immortal? the fanfic that combined Harry Potter and Evanescence?

[frozen dew]

Well chat

I have low cholesterol

[outer kiln]

i'm sorry

[alpine pike]

How do you pump it up?

[frail otter]

congrats

[alpine pike]

How is that a good thing?

[frozen dew]

Like the normal range is 3.1 to 6.5 mmol/L

I'm at 2.8 mmol/L

[frail otter]

high cholesterol clots

[alpine pike]

Unless its lower than normal.. like he mentioned a moment ago

[frail otter]

high is worse

[outer kiln]

yeah it's kinda like taxes, you have to get it right and if you're under or higher you get in trouble

[frozen dew]

and I'm sure despite never drinking, my liver will be the death of me

ironically

[alpine pike]

I wouldn't call higher or lower, worse or bad, it's just not good to not be outside the normal range

[patent current]

My current mood:

[fast isle]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-garrys-mod-garrys-mod-physics-fast-intense-gif-26322619

[patent current]

:3 😖

[patent current]

Bread

[fast isle]

Bread 👍

[topaz flame]

Eat more red meat man. And fried pork

Mines normal

My blood sugar though?

Last I checked I was borderline pre diabetic

😂

[frozen dew]

I literally only ate red meat for like

[topaz flame]

Yeah basically

[frozen dew]

2 months

until a week ago

[topaz flame]

Takes awhile man, red meat ain't even the cholesterol part, it's the fat

[patent current]

And what about fried...

[primal harbor]

NOOOOOOOO

[topaz flame]

NO MIKU!

😭

[patent current]

🍤

[primal harbor]

100 million years dungeon

https://tenor.com/view/tesseract-dimension-gif-11731956

Get in

[topaz flame]

27 billion years rice fields

[primal harbor]

[topaz flame]

Steal his knee caps!

[frozen dew]

I basically don't eat fat is probably the problem

[patent current]

I already ate all the rice :3

[frozen dew]

even though I've had burritos for every meal for the past like

6 days

[topaz flame]

Yeah lean meat can literally kill you if you don't eat fat in your diet

[left swift]

Trans fats and sugar are best to lower

[topaz flame]

It can put you in a deficit

[left swift]

Carbs can indeed be just as bad as sugar at times also

Like a sweet sugary pastry

The carbs are doing no favors

Sugar tho is the real villain

[frozen dew]

I have like good fats usually

[left swift]

Oh yeah and up your fiber too

Fiber slows down sugar intake

[left swift]

And lets you not spend 40 minutes on the toilet making spiky Pringles cans

[topaz flame]

Do you consume enough carbs through out the day?

[frozen dew]

I mean you could also shave down there and it means you're not pushing it through a colander

-# just being honest with that bit of advice for the hairy goblins out there

-# also use a different trimmer

[topaz flame]

But if you don't consume enough carbs you can be going through ketosis and burning to much fat and lowering your bad cholesterol to much. But I'm not a doctor so idk

[brazen ivy]

wait we're suppose to pay attention to what we eat?

[topaz flame]

If I was a doctor I'd look at weight gain vs loss, good cholesterol and bad, liver enzymes, iron, calcium, and sugar. Along with vitamin c

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-floating-shaq-floatr-gif-22884385

[fast isle]

who needs a window title

[topaz flame]

Man I wish my head got 164 fps

[fast isle]

Lol

[outer sparrow]

the other guy in the meeting: i think the boss has a stutter

[frozen dew]

DAMNIT

-# chat theres no ice cream left

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bread-cooking

[topaz flame]

I love it

Give me 50 of them rn

I need lemon wahtah

[outer sparrow]

i just got some... all for me

[frozen dew]

I should've followed my instinct when I thought of getting cheesecake today

[outer sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G2JfMjOz_4

[frozen dew]

this is an emotional rollercoaster

for the first time in my life (afaik)

-# someone is missing me

or atleast this is the first time it's someone I care about

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/monkey-monkey-with-drone

oh no

[narrow cedar]

Oh shit I think im still asleep

[kindred kayak]

not that

https://tenor.com/view/trickcal-speaki-speaki-slap-cuayo-gif-613804619293839617

[fast isle]

MONKE

[glass rune]

Damn this is some next level editing

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/smcNfL89brM

[fast isle]

https://tenor.com/view/nexith-nex-crayon-crayon-eater-eating-crayons-gif-13856816773320168192

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/serial-designation-n-murder-drones-glitchproductions-murder-drones-n-n-murder-drones-gif-2464026633790687953

[fast isle]

is murder drones good

[kindred kayak]

yes

go watch it

NOW

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/rat-aardman

[fast isle]

what are you gonna do, show up at my house

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fbi-29

[topaz flame]

I hope everything works out and goes okay

[narrow cedar]

I hear owls chat

Hell yeah nature's epic

[topaz flame]

There's an owl that comes around every so often here

[fast isle]

reverse card, I AM THE FBI RAIDING

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/were-trying-to-keep-you-safe-special-agent-omar-adom-zidan

[kindred kayak]

no I'm gonna takee away your ferret priviliges

[fast isle]

who?

[fast isle]

[narrow cedar]

Here its maybe a once a year thing

[narrow cedar]

Smh

[outer sparrow]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bite-ferret-1

[fast isle]

wanna know whats crazy? people are like: "don't eat this. don't eat that. be careful with that" ok fed

[narrow cedar]

He chose violence

[fast isle]

I have a joke for you,
did you hear about the cleaners who went to space?
|| they ended up scrubbing the mission ||

[narrow cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-yoda-funny-game-grumps-gif-9269703

[fast isle]

I adopted a dog from a blacksmith. as soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door

[stone sierra]

get out

[fast isle]

No :3

[stone sierra]

door's bolted

[kindred kayak]

wait

@hasty lagoon are you french

[narrow cedar]

Smh lol

[kindred kayak]

your answer will impact our friendship

[narrow cedar]

Yes they are

[kindred kayak]

wait seriously?

[fast isle]

what kind of felines can bowl?
|| alley cats ||

[narrow cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/spycrab-lol-gif-7559333

You've been bamboozled

[daring wadi]

Yo, Mass Effect Legendary Edition is 90% off right now on steam. It's like $5.99

[subtle lance]

Hot damn spycrab in 2026

[narrow cedar]

You're secretly a 95 year old man aren't you

[fast isle]

no but I steal jokes like I am

[fast isle]

but why?

[daring wadi]

thats a crazy deal

[woeful axle]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[narrow cedar]

[kindred kayak]

oh thank god I thought I'd have to stop being friends with adussy

[subtle lance]

Either that or they're a mole for the cia /j

[narrow cedar]

No no thats dan

[fast isle]

isnt dan australian

or british

tbh Idk

[narrow cedar]

Hes a cia.plant

[fast isle]

lmao

[daring wadi]

what happened to my messages?

[subtle lance]

Oh yea, that makes sense
And I bet [at least] one person in here is selling insider information to the dramatubers

[fast isle]

still there

breaking news, the Pirate Software discord does NOT have piracy. more at 6

[subtle lance]

It could be me, it could be you, it could even be-

[fast isle]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2spy-worst-sus-anyone-gif-22434495

[narrow cedar]

Oh definitely

Pretty boring though tbh

[hasty lagoon]

wowowowowo

now lets gently take that away from you

[kindred kayak]

NO

HISSSS

[hasty lagoon]

no but your mother may be the way she be smoochin

/j

[kindred kayak]

I LIKE IT 3:<

[hasty lagoon]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[narrow cedar]

All yap about is games and life here lol.

[kindred kayak]

I LIKE STABBY WHITE

[daring wadi]

Mass Effect Legendary Edition is on sale right now on Steam for like 90% off. It's $5.99 USD

[hasty lagoon]

whoa?

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/star-lord-what-rage-gif-21026712

[daring wadi]

crazy deal

[hasty lagoon]

owwah that ouchoes

[hasty lagoon]

deal so good i went to go buy it only to realize i alr have it lmfao

[topaz flame]

😔

[viral wedge]

Too many video games, so little time

[daring wadi]

I feel that. I was holding off it was in my wishlist

[hasty lagoon]

so real

[subtle lance]

Hell yea

[weak vessel]

I may or may not have done this exact thing with this exact game before

[narrow cedar]

Morning adi

[topaz flame]

What if buying it a second time refunds you for the first time?

[fast isle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-staring-cat-cat-mr-fresh-fresh-gif-4714710619997780774

[hasty lagoon]

mornin fn!

[hasty lagoon]

cat

i monch

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-eating-cat-eating-food-gif-24575246

[daring wadi]

It's a helluva deal tho. $5.99 for all those mass effect games is bonkers.

[subtle lance]

Burger Tyrant: Have it.

[hasty lagoon]

native

[narrow cedar]

My cat would destroy me lol

[hasty lagoon]

oh that includes all the games?

[hasty lagoon]

my dog gets mad if i look at him wrong lMAO

[daring wadi]

well all in the legendary edition

[kindred kayak]

named it after betty white
Stabby White

[hasty lagoon]

sick thats what i own

[narrow cedar]

Yeah thats a pretty decent deal.

[hasty lagoon]

i think i started a bit of mass effect

[kindred kayak]

GIVE ME YOUR BONES

NOW

[hasty lagoon]

is that the one with the weird looking alien dude

https://tenor.com/view/garrus-sleep-mass-effect-together-gamerpoop-gif-21898221

[daring wadi]

I think the legendary edition has all the three main titles

[subtle lance]

That's... Something
I need to put ferrules on all my staffs

[hasty lagoon]

CRIMPPPP

[hasty lagoon]

owwah

leave me bonesh awone

or or

i bork atchu

bish

imagine if dogs said "bark bark" instead of borking

[subtle lance]

The other kind I think

[narrow cedar]

Id get them but I just have 0 urge to play them again

[daring wadi]

yeah you can bang that alien dude for just 6 bucks lol

[hasty lagoon]

WHAT

THATS DISGUSTING

https://tenor.com/view/girflux-simp-credit-card-pay-idk-help-gif-21364374

[woven lintel]

Dim Massive

[fast isle]

you know some people would

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/hit-anime-girl-anime-girl-news-paper-gif-14984078143339961887

[hasty lagoon]

ALPHA if he was a lion LMFAO

[narrow cedar]

Jack gave me unrealistic standards in women. Its affected my life dramatically.

[hasty lagoon]

who shaved the cat

https://tenor.com/view/elansnd-gif-25806969

[daring wadi]

I got too much shit in my steam library rn, but 90% off fam. 6 dollars

[woven lintel]

It's the Friar Tuck style. It's a wise lion.

[stone sierra]

more like DAM SON

[narrow cedar]

Is it just me or does cat skin look like a plucked chicken

[stone sierra]

remember to use a coaster under the beer can

[fast isle]

of course

[narrow cedar]

Yeah when I got my cat fixed years ago I started calling her turkey belly lol

[woven lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-shookt-shocked-gif-5580082

[narrow cedar]

Oof today is gonna be a rough one. Did not sleep long enough.

[narrow cedar]

I really hope that isnt ai and someone wasted hours forging guinea pig armor

[fast isle]

if it was ai, it would likely be easy to tell

[narrow cedar]

I mean.....

[fast isle]

lemme check

[narrow cedar]

Sometimes yes Sometimes no

[shell plover]

1348 Ex Voto is out and . . .it isn't doing so hot . . .

[patent current]

And nyow I habe to wait an hour to parttake in the "literature club" I hope all goes well and according to plan...

[narrow cedar]

Just Monica

[fast isle]

twas real

[narrow cedar]

My god. Life is amazing again

[plucky lark]

Just Monica

Just Monica

Just Monica

Just Monica

Just Monica

Just Monica

Just Monica

Just Monica

Just Monica

Just Monica

Just Monica

Just Monica

Just Monica

[shell plover]

Despite the 250k wishlists only 427 came to play

53% positive with Majority of the negative reviews seeming to be about the game being an buggy mess with performance being in the toilet With it being nauseating at time with how the game moves (Gollum feeling some say)

There are a lot of nitpicky responses like Despite the game taking place in Italy not a single character in the game has an Italian accent

Some people complaining that the plot feels very skipped around with no explaining they "skipped forward in time"

[narrow cedar]

[Opens file] [delets]

[plucky lark]

Says your real name out loud

[fast isle]

[narrow cedar]

Lmao my people being nitpicky tracks lol

[hasty lagoon]

@kindred kayak @narrow cedar @viral wedge
https://FIXUPx.com/DiemArchive/status/2032128757113528664?s=20

DIEM (@DiemArchive)

Let it Ride !

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FixupX · Mar 12, 2026, 4:17 PM

[kindred kayak]

I block with

get countered

idiot

[woven lintel]

Not Mita?

[hasty lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/nothanks-disgusted-no-way-disgusted-guy-get-back-gif-23392144

get a load of this mf

i sharin a banger vid

[narrow cedar]

What the hell lol

[hasty lagoon]

bop eh

[stone sierra]

hell yea

[narrow cedar]

Eh imma be real rap isnt my jam. Farthest I get is the gorillaz

I like actual score not just beat and guy talking fast.

Do i think rap takes talent yes not knocking that

But it just dosent tickle my adhd brain the same way.

[shell plover]

Some things are not really falling under Nick Picky . . . Example being despite you having the ability to customize your sword to you how you please for some reason the game does not bring that very sword you are using into the cinematics it only brings the baseline sword

[novel horizon]

Monica walked so mita could run

[stone sierra]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/iiiiiiitttttttttttt/comments/1rryzuv/dont_mind_me_im_just_preparing_for_the_imminent/

[hasty lagoon]

https://fixupx.com/TheGameVerse/status/2032055339626217685?s=20

TheGameVerse (@TheGameVerse)

Hackers got DOOM running on a pregnancy test.

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FixupX · Mar 12, 2026, 11:25 AM

LMFAO

"are you pregnat"
"no im DOOM"

[narrow cedar]

Oh I remember this lol

[topaz flame]

You kids better not be dooming in there

[narrow cedar]

Thats what worms kid is doing.

[outer kiln]

too late I looked at the news

[kindred kayak]

nah this is better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxKUFhBKmnw&list=RDmxKUFhBKmnw&start_radio=1

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/tonight-doom-gif-19873326

[kindred kayak]

or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7wgU89y6b0&list=RDs7wgU89y6b0&start_radio=1

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-the-dark-ages-doom-dark-ages-doom-dark-ages-doomguy-gif-11726272134147936219

[kindred kayak]

this one's PEAK

[shell plover]

https://fixupx.com/pcgamer/status/2032093976384455053?s=20

PC Gamer (@pcgamer)

Garry's Mod creator says programmers over-relying on AI is like using too much porn: 'You lose your ability to ejaculate using your imagination' www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/garrys-mod-creator-says-programmers-over-relying-on-ai-is-like-using-too-much-porn-you-lose-your-ability-to-ejaculate-using-your-imagination

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FixupX · Mar 12, 2026, 1:58 PM

[outer kiln]

his grandad is john wolfenstein btw

[stone sierra]

Man, I need to get my PC hooked up again and play me some Doom Eternal

[outer kiln]

soooo true

[narrow cedar]

Noting down how to work this joke in next i see them around.

[stone sierra]

you mean B.J. Blazkowicz

also, Cmdr. Keen is also related to both of them

[woven lintel]

The guy from Wolfenstein is his ancestor. Keen is his grandfather IIRC.

[stone sierra]

Also, Commander Keen's real name is also William Joseph Blazkowicz.

[narrow cedar]

Idk why but I always find that fact extremely silly.

[outer kiln]

ohhhh

[stone sierra]

https://keenwiki.shikadi.net/wiki/The_Blaze_Family

[outer kiln]

I forgot about that

I like that we don't know what Doom guy's real name is, he became his title

like batman

[stone sierra]

Keen is BJ's grandson

[outer kiln]

so like...is that why the universe is so strange?

because of the alternate history stuff

[narrow cedar]

Hes the doom slayer he is eternal

[stone sierra]

Doom Slayer's name is Stan Blazkowicz

[outer kiln]

is it fr??

[woven lintel]

So from what I can tell, Wolfenstein guy is Keen's grandfather, who in turn is Doomguy's grandfather.

[narrow cedar]

[stone sierra]

I ain't even joking.

[outer kiln]

but...who is Keen's dad?

[stone sierra]

https://doom.fandom.com/wiki/Stan_Blazkowicz

[daring wadi]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1328670/Mass_Effect_Legendary_Edition/

Steam

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Price

$5.99

Recommendations

58310

Metacritic

86

[stone sierra]

Arthur Kenneth Blaze né Blazkowicz

[daring wadi]

bro $5.99 rn

[narrow cedar]

Irrelevant

[woven lintel]

Apparently unknown. What's been more known is he's the son of one of Wolfenstein guy's daughters.

So Wolf guy is Keen's maternal grandfather.

[outer kiln]

no it kinda is, like Keen's reality is strange and mostly non threatening then next thing you know DooM happened

[narrow cedar]

Bj

[stone sierra]

refer to https://keenwiki.shikadi.net/wiki/The_Blaze_Family

[outer kiln]

like how'd that happen?

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/money-money-gif-7248998810351434704

[outer kiln]

makes sense

[stone sierra]

I'm unsure what the canon history is these days

[narrow cedar]

Now extra points if you can remember what bj stands for you get my appreciation (no googling)

[woven lintel]

There's always risk of retcon when older games are remastered/reimagined...

[stone sierra]

but iirc the tl;dr is: they wanted cheaper/free/more energy, discovered Argent Energy (which is just energy pulled straight outta Hell), some senanicans happen, ???, DEMONS

[topaz flame]

Bojangles

[stone sierra]

pretty sure Doom 2016 is what retcons/explains everything

[outer kiln]

his name is William Joseph Blazkowitz, so it's probably something like Bill Joseph

[narrow cedar]

|| William Joseph ||

[distant iron]

the guy from wolfenstein right, right?

[stone sierra]

yes

[distant iron]

thank god

[narrow cedar]

Yep

[stone sierra]

damn, now I don't know what to replay. Wolfenstein or Doom Eternal

[narrow cedar]

Context is very important in this situation lol

[outer kiln]

what I always found sad is that his dad was never proud of him, his dad beat him and his mom, he joined the army in the hopes that it would finally make his dad proud, he gets home finally and his dad sold out his mom and his love interest to the enemy and profited off of it,

"We're FINALLY a family to be proud of!"
like gtfo with that coward

[narrow cedar]

Well until he got chopped to bits.

Which felt so darn good.

[narrow cedar]

Fr wolfenstine is just so satisfying

[distant iron]

i mean you basically kill both

[outer kiln]

it was good but I think it should've been slower because of how much wrong he did everyone

[stone sierra]

https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/03/14000-routers-are-infected-by-malware-thats-highly-resistant-to-takedowns/

Hm, this may explain why my old Asus router was acting up

[distant iron]

although i think they try to demonize the german soldiers when it was just brainwashed kids being sent to be ripped apart

[outer kiln]

yeah never buy Asus

[stone sierra]

I'm willing to agree with this after having changed three of them in the past 6 years

[narrow cedar]

Fair but you dont want it to turn into torture p and run the risk of making the pearl clutchers upset.

[outer kiln]

well to be fair, in this version of reality they brutalized innocent people for fun

[distant iron]

true i guess

[alpine pike]

Asus routers eh?

[weak vessel]

are the cinematics in-engine?
if they're pre-rendered I'd understand (like final fantasy cinematics don't reflect the party's gear)
but I would have thought these days it's pretty much all in-engine?

[kindred kayak]

classic example of my youtube recommended being wild

[narrow cedar]

Why not both theyre both fairly short. But id go wolfenstine personally if you only have time for one.

[narrow cedar]

I mean.... in both....

[stone sierra]

I mean, we're talking two franchises spanning multiple games

[outer kiln]

I do get what you mean though but what was shown in the actual games are tame to what they wanted to happen in the planning phase for the story.
it was going to involve england and....yeah

[alpine pike]

You own all games on both franchises?

[narrow cedar]

Then id go wolfenstine.

[distant iron]

its been a long while since ive played it lol

[outer kiln]

oh fair

[left swift]

I offer chat a glass of water

[stone sierra]

except Doom Dark Ages, yes

[outer kiln]

honestly if you want to know the full story go on youtube and watch all the cutscenes

[alpine pike]

Is the difficulty curve in wolfenstein screwed up?

[left swift]

In these trying times

[outer kiln]

nah

[narrow cedar]

Ty

[stone sierra]

depends on the game, but not really

[distant iron]

i played both the bethesda ones

[left swift]

Drink up.

[narrow cedar]

Id say the last boss fight is a pain.

[stone sierra]

damn, I really need to watch Season 2

[outer kiln]

what I love about these is that they are part of the original story, they let ID software have full control and just acted as a publisher

[stone sierra]

Youngblood is a piece of crap game that I'm willing to ignore

[alpine pike]

It's funny how they brought back Quake into Doom

[narrow cedar]

Dang fracking

[narrow cedar]

Those 3 games sure were good.

[outer kiln]

I want them to do Hexen and Heritic like they did when they revamped DooM

[stone sierra]

ackshually, if we go by what actually happens in that gif, that glass is full of vodka, but it being handed off as being water

[narrow cedar]

Shame they didn't do more after the new colossus

[distant iron]

ive only played the newer ones and the og game lmfao

[outer kiln]

all good

[shell plover]

I don't know if they're pre rendered though I feel like they're not prerender do the fact that the game has a really high graphics card requirement

though The game does run azz from how many of the Reviews have stated despite Meeting requirements

[stone sierra]

hm, I wonder how well my zbook can handle wolfenstein

[alpine pike]

I am guessing you are not interested in the lore, just the gameplay?

[outer kiln]

sheeeesh

[stone sierra]

I'd totally play on this if it can handle 1440p60

[narrow cedar]

Thats when you assert dominance and dowb the glass in one go.

[left swift]

There's 0.02% water in it

It's perfectly fine

[distant iron]

i mean the story telling is okay

[outer kiln]

only like 3% of steam users have specs like these

[weak vessel]

1080p low settings 30fps needs a 3050?
oof

[narrow cedar]

Well loosely

[alpine pike]

Which Final fantasy spec is this?

[narrow cedar]

I mesn the plot is the allies are losing and the wonder weapons are real.

[weak vessel]

it isn't

😆

[alpine pike]

That's the on your face plot. I believe the First (of the new series) in the Wolfenstein had like interesting alternative timeline changes. Like the new timeline for Beatles, and stuff like that

[outer kiln]

yeah it went full alt history

[shell plover]

To be honest the game was dead from the start due to the social media presence of the developers have been quite . . .well

To describe it is as follows " Get bent you chuds, This is our lesbian knight In medieval Italy"

Really great way to make people want to try your game by trying to pester them like dogs being slapped with a pillow . .

[narrow cedar]

Well yeah but I was just giving the tldr

[alpine pike]

Yeah, I am just saying. It's basically dark souls lore world building style.. a bit

[shell plover]

It's not a final fantasy game . . .

[outer kiln]

what game is that even for because those specs are outrageous

[alpine pike]

Seeing it in small text "Dear Villagers"

[kindred kayak]

damn wasn’t expecting to cry this morning https://open.spotify.com/track/5nPjPq6DtF2F9TeSPW27Ga?si=8NOco0ZwTHey1p17tcvxxA

[shell plover]

1348 Ex Voto

[alpine pike]

Its sitting on Mixed in reviews

[shell plover]

Despite getting 250K wish list it didn't even get 500 people playing . . .

[outer kiln]

yeah of course you only got 100 players when the majority of people on steam don't even meet minimum specs, does it have hyper realistic graphics or something?

[alpine pike]

I am guessing Unreal Engine?

[frozen dew]

Creeper? Aww man

[shell plover]

Remember the game Gollum . . . Basically people are describing the experience of this game as such

[outer kiln]

TRASH

GARBAGE

[alpine pike]

oi, how is your cholesterol levels now?

[outer kiln]

remove it from steam

[shell plover]

It seems I struck some PTSD XD

[frozen dew]

I don't actively check every hour, I have to get a blood test for that lul

[outer kiln]

they could've done literally anything else with that game and it's basically nothing

[narrow cedar]

[outer kiln]

barely a game

[alpine pike]

Well I meant like did you get them levels up? By eating something

[narrow cedar]

All true

[frozen dew]

idk I might have some ice cream in a minute

[shell plover]

https://fixupx.com/1348ExVoto/status/2032050041787990126?s=20

I wasn't joking about the amount of wishlist

1348 Ex Voto (@1348ExVoto)

Happy release day! This day is even more special to us because we have reached 250k Wishlists!
︀︀Thank you again for your support 🫶

**💬 374 🔁 277 ❤️ 3.1K 👁️ 417.8K **

FixupX · Mar 12, 2026, 11:04 AM

[outer kiln]

if that's the specs needed to play in a sewage no wonder people aint playing it

[alpine pike]

Anyone could see from the initial trailer that the "new" gollum game would suck

[outer kiln]

I played that on a trial version of game pass and even I thought I overpaid

it's just "go here, go there, go here" the game

[shell plover]

I think this game suffers from multiple things including the nothingness syndrome

There's plenty of stuff to do but it just kind of feels like a whole lot of nothing while you're doing it if you get from what I mean

[outer kiln]

oh and you have pay for a dlc to make him do the my precious thing

[weak vessel]

blech
corpo activism 101
come in years - if not decades - late the party and hamfistedley shoehorn some stuff in to look progressive

top-down stuff always makes me eww I prefer my activism grass-roots and local

[shell plover]

Wait they motion captured for this game?!?

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/gollum-gollum-game-lord-of-the-rings-gollum-gif-10246059248082546055

[outer kiln]

LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID TO MY BOY

[alpine pike]

I mean, the budget must have gone somewhere

[shell plover]

https://fixupx.com/1348ExVoto/status/2032208100204134504?s=20

1348 Ex Voto (@1348ExVoto)

The time has come to honor your vow 📿
︀︀1348 Ex Voto is NOW AVAILABLE on Steam, Epic Games and PS5.

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FixupX · Mar 12, 2026, 9:32 PM

[outer kiln]

yeah snow powder which is what powers SnowFlame's powers

[weak vessel]

was gonna say "it went to colombia"

[alpine pike]

I hate myself for being such a hater at times. I want Halo Campaign Evolve (stupid name by the way) to come out so I start saying "I told you so", but it really does hurt a little as Halo was my childhood game

[fast isle]

bwa

[outer kiln]

dude morrowind has more interesting combat than this

[narrow cedar]

Lol

[fast isle]

the campaign remaster does look good : D

[alpine pike]

All angel dust isn't from Colombia

[alpine pike]

Yeah, but its Halo Studios, formally known as 343 Industries.. that has failed every halo game so far

[outer kiln]

some of it is made in a gross home lab

[topaz flame]

Uhhh y'all don't wanna know what AD is, also mods might get ya

[shell plover]

oh . . .oh my god . . . They incredibly butchered the outfits of Hooded penitents and made them look like the the kkk

HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!?

No wonder the reviews were saying the KKK were in 1348 Ex Voto

[fast isle]

I mean sure, but they did improve infinite quite a bit. I didnt finish the campaign but the start of it was nice

[outer kiln]

oh creeper this is the specs for monster hunter stories 3 which has a ton of shit going on based on what Thor is streaming rn, there's no reason for that other game to have absurd specs

[fast isle]

gotta render it all

[alpine pike]

Have you heard of the sacrifices they had to do to improve it "a bit"?
When they got an OG Bungie (Halo creator) back to the studio, dude had to work overtime to fix the hellish development they had for infinite. It was, in fact, a shitshow of a game

[shell plover]

WAIT YOUR TELLING ME THE GAME THOR IS PLAYING HAS BETTER SPECS THAN THAT GAME?!?

[kindred kayak]

yum yum yum

[fast isle]

https://tenor.com/view/bop-cat-bopcat-dance-cat-dance-gif-15686290055165420547

[outer kiln]

this is for Half Sword which has realistic gore and fighting mechanics, this has better specs than that other game

[alpine pike]

I feel like people pick Unreal Engine because of graphics, without reading documentation and develop tools for your specific game

[topaz flame]

My jackass laptop still meets the minimum on both 😂

[outer kiln]

oh Half Sword was made in UE

that other game has no excuse

[stone sierra]

I "love" how most devs are extremely lazy about min/rec specs and just pick whatever they think might work

[shell plover]

So you're telling me, that some how monster hunter stories 3 and Half Sword has a better Specs requirement than 1348 Ex Voto . . .

[alpine pike]

Soon people going to make an LLM based on UE to shit out slop faster

[stone sierra]

you assume that's not a thing already

[robust walrus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUsWBqa-fE4

[stone sierra]

somewhere, someone vibecoded an entire game engine and published the slop on steam.

[outer kiln]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/
here if you wanna check out the demo to get a handle on the combat check this out

Steam

Half Sword

Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight, fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe. With innovative gameplay mechanics, you can wield your weapon with precision using your mouse, feeling the intensity of each clash as you ascend t…

Price

$24.99

Recommendations

19974

[left swift]

Bnuy

[narrow cedar]

Bnuuy

[patent current]

I mean.. mh stories IS cell shaded...

[topaz flame]

I mean they probably have melee mechanics that Really push the GPU to its limits with AI, funny thing they need to say it needs an npu lol

[outer kiln]

and lower poly count on models for optimization

[fast isle]

even with all the disasters about it and how many problems it had and still has, (havent played in a couple months) they didn't just leave it to rot and call it a failed project. Im not defending 343, im just pointing out the positives here lol. sure shit happened, but that was a while ago

[fast isle]

bunny

[outer kiln]

you don't need high poly counts for cel shaded textures

[topaz flame]

Unless your saying this game requires less intensive hardware

[patent current]

Yeah, the anime/cartoon style is signifficantly less demanding, even without signifficant extra effort.

[outer kiln]

genshin impact should take note

[patent current]

I mean... It runs on a phone so...

[outer kiln]

so does black desert

but gensin on pc/console have HIGH poly models

[patent current]

Yeeeeah... Genshin used to be stuck for HOURS on loading screen on my old laptop.

[kindred kayak]

cynanigans :3

[fast isle]

my favorite meal, joy food

[outer kiln]

ngl watching Thor play MH Stories 3 makes me want to make my own turn based rpg

[alpine pike]

Nah, I agree with you. And the angelic fandom for the franchise sticks with a Halo game like a possessed person. I just feel like the higherups works the devs to the bone and cheap out in every corner (like 343i did with Infinite by hiring contractors to make about 90% of the engine that they now are throwing out for UE). I feel like the studio is just wasting resources because nothing is planned and just going "with the flow".

[topaz flame]

Oof a 3050 for minimum?!

[outer kiln]

gross right

[topaz flame]

I have a 3050 but dang

[topaz flame]

Yeah kinda wild for a 35gb game

[alpine pike]

JUST DO IT

[shell plover]

You're probably wondering why the hell I'm a little worked up about this it might be due the fact that I shouldn't be taking the big sleep but at the same time I find it rather astronomically idiotic Of a situation that the studio has put themselves in . . .

They alienated the Internet Towards their game by acting like "get rekt Chuds we are making a Lesbian knight that is going to save her princess GF"

Reviews are recalling the game as being "Gollum like" both in story, Performance, and Bugs

has couldn't even break 500 playing users on steam despite 250k wishlists

What I can only describe the game as "medieval Italy La Croix" . . .it says its meant to taste like this but it mostly feels like your drinking water

[outer kiln]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ you may have messed it but this has realism and has less min specs

Steam

Half Sword

Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight, fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe. With innovative gameplay mechanics, you can wield your weapon with precision using your mouse, feeling the intensity of each clash as you ascend t…

Price

$24.99

Recommendations

19974

[shell plover]

I think this is the very first time I have ever described a game as La Croix XD

[outer kiln]

that's a major insult omg

[topaz flame]

Hmmm gotta be a reason why

[outer kiln]

I don't even know what i would do lol

[patent current]

I am so excited for when FINALLY companyes realise, that making games run on weaker hardware is a net positive for them, even if it impacts the looks of the game 😭 like... Less shiny raytraced game, is better than 16 fps unplayable mess that kills your pc.

[topaz flame]

Ai? Maybe? Gotta be

[outer kiln]

maybe, it's most likely that the devs don't know anything about optimization and are having everything render in real time

[alpine pike]

Just work on a specification, do research, and finish the specification. And then you have started a well defined game

[topaz flame]

Yeah but it works on ps5 right?

[outer kiln]

probably not

[outer kiln]

well I have been kicking around the idea of scifi cosmic horror

[topaz flame]

Says it's available for ps5

[outer kiln]

oh

[fast isle]

I guess they just took the halo ip and the stuff that made halo a halo game, and made infinite. which I get the need too, its a good franchise. but ya know, have a plan lol

[topaz flame]

And it's equivalent is a 2070 😂

They farming

So hard

[fast isle]

graphics arent always everything. games with intentionally lower graphics are pretty good

[outer kiln]

I want my game to be fun to play, graphics are nice but this is like when sega focused on graphics over gameplay on the genesis

[topaz flame]

I'm good with 1080p and 30fps

[outer kiln]

same

[topaz flame]

I enjoy games with less but that's were I can just say "man I like this"

I was raised on console is why

[outer kiln]

my first console was a handmedown NES

most of my childhood games are NES games

[green kelp]

So remember New York suing valve over "lootboxes"? Its about digital ID and if steam use digital ID then are allowed to go even harder on lootboxes to the point it would make Vegas look like church.

Bad faint lawsuits(oh and disabling services such as workshop users who dont provide the ID verification or use VPN)

[topaz flame]

Mine was a PS1 with spyro

[fast isle]

I think people have gotten so used to 60 and above frames, that they forget that 30 is very playable

[outer kiln]

my first ps1 game was spyro also 😄

[shell plover]

I want you to look at this and tell me does this look like a Hooded penitent???

because they Royally butchered the outfit of a Hooded penitent and made them look like . . . a . . .well you know

[stone sierra]

my first console was a PS3 pre-release with Heavenly Sword

[alpine pike]

The Fat PS3 or the slim?

[stone sierra]

unless we count those bootleg tetris handhelds

[outer kiln]

uhhhhh that's a triple k hood, the pentient had a solid part that kept the point upright

[stone sierra]

fat. actual pre-release of the first PS3 version

[fast isle]

not implying that its a bad thing, but im just saying, 30 is nice

[kindred kayak]

Gadreel, Angel of War

[topaz flame]

Yeah people don't understand man

[alpine pike]

The PS3-2, damn. That bad boy was so fat, it took the table with it

[shell plover]

This is why I'm referring to the game as " Medieval Italian La Croix"

It tries to display itself as medieval Italy but everything feels so watered down

Hell not even a single character in the game has an Italian accent . . .

[stone sierra]

My dad was co-owner of the only authorised Sony Service Center in the country at the time and Sony was being real generous with contract renewal perks

[alpine pike]

Back in the day, when Sony were good

[fast isle]

does skylanders spyros adventure count?

[outer kiln]

they don't know shittttt

[outer kiln]

sure if it introduced you to him

I don't gatekeep my boy spyro

[topaz flame]

Spyro is so good just like crash bandicoot

[outer kiln]

mhm!

[topaz flame]

And Rayman

[fast isle]

Alright. I do also own the spyro reignited trilogy. So I guess that's something Lol

[outer kiln]

yesss dude

[patent current]

I don't really like the "ps2 graphics" or the valheim style unfortunately.

[kindred kayak]

Turiel, Angel of the Mountain

[outer kiln]

toys for bob did an amazing job, they actually had to redo everything from the ground up because the original code was destroyed

[fast isle]

Thats fair. it's not for everyone. but even then just some modern ish graphics will do the trick

[topaz flame]

I just bought Rayman something or other on steam for 3 bucks, the one that came out in 2012

[fast isle]

really? damn

[outer kiln]

all they were able to get from the originals was the music, they added in a feature to switch between the updated and originals

[fast isle]

Neat

[topaz flame]

It's decent, they changed his classic punching mechanic but it's still got a little bit of the goofyness

[outer kiln]

I miss 3D rayman

[topaz flame]

Man PS1 Rayman will live in my head rent free until I pass

[shell plover]

https://fixupx.com/Dexerto/status/2032117509487218809?s=20

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

McDonald's is launching the McGriddle in the UK for a limited time on March 17

**💬 131 🔁 68 ❤️ 3.1K 👁️ 349.4K **

FixupX · Mar 12, 2026, 3:32 PM

oh crap The British are going the taste something good :P

[alpine pike]

I mean, Rayman Redemption is the best modern impementation of the game, not the Ubisoft new port

[fast isle]

I should find my ps2

I wanna play that again

[kindred kayak]

they’ll britishize it somehow dw

[green kelp]

Ha jokes on you. They will find a way to make their version as bland as possible

[outer kiln]

fun fact: the first crash bandicoot game had an orange disc, hardly any PS1 games had a colored disc.
another exception to this was Marilyn Manson who got permission to use PS1 discs and had it be red, when it ran for a certain amount of time it in the ps1 it created a blood type scent which was a unique thing only to that disc

[alpine pike]

Since it's a bird, can you call it a boob?

[solemn ridge]

i guess boobie or tit works easily

tangent, but this is an absolute banger of a bird name: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Fernandez_tit-tyrant

[novel horizon]

yknow, yeah it does look tyrant-y

[topaz flame]

My uncle had the black disc that came in a music CD case 😂 I played that when I was like 5

[outer kiln]

bonus fun fact: Rayman was originally going to be a kids show but it got turned into a game instead.
you can still find the test animation they did for it on youtube

[topaz flame]

If it was orange I wouldn't remember

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/bouncing-tits-birds-gif-12159497

[solemn ridge]

my nature is tyrannical

[kindred kayak]

(mods don’t obliterate me pls)

[outer kiln]

reproductions had the black and silver look

[outer kiln]

which btw are updated versions

[topaz flame]

Yeah it probably was a reproduction then

God was it great though

[outer kiln]

the n sane trilogy added in cut levels from the originals

[topaz flame]

Yeah like the big rolling stone on the first world on like round three?

[shell plover]

https://fixupx.com/AUTOMATONJapan/status/2032379384305418530

AUTOMATON（オートマトン） (@AUTOMATONJapan)

【ニュース】Steamで「まったく同じ名前のゲーム」が“ほぼ同時に”リリースされる珍事発生。担当者らもびっくり、仲良くなってバンドル販売へ
︀︀automaton-media.com/articles/newsjp/piece-by-piece-20260313-429025/

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FixupX · Mar 13, 2026, 8:52 AM

[outer kiln]

gripples fact: I got the remake of ratchet and clank for free on the ps4 during covid and I still haven't played it

[topaz flame]

Ratchet and clank is so fire as well, I got the new one in my wishlist

[outer kiln]

I should play the remake of it and also watch the movie but I just haven't yet

don't know why tho

[fast isle]

rift apart is cool

[stone sierra]

time to cropdust the office and leave for lunch. Let the other guy handle it.

[topaz flame]

I mean sometimes it's just nostalgia, and 70% of the time it's only just that.

[outer kiln]

I also don't really like what they did with destroy all humans 2 remake, it's a literal shift from the story and gameplay

[topaz flame]

I wasn't allowed to play that 😂

[outer kiln]

lol fair fair

[topaz flame]

My dad said it was brain wash

[outer kiln]

I loved DAH 1&2 on the PS2

[topaz flame]

He let me play GTA San Andreas though 😂

I know like four cheat codes to this day in my head

[outer kiln]

it makes fun of scifi tropes from the 50s and 60s in the first one and made fun of the scifi tropes of the 70s and 80s in the second one, the reamke of DAH 2 diverted from the formula and just made fun of whatever they wanted for no reason

they also removed the love story aspect

[topaz flame]

Yeah I heard it was funny but my dad said it was because they glorified killing more than GTA does, because it's in the title

[outer kiln]

XD

well to be fair you gain xp from probing cows n stuff

[robust walrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1221939594149494914/1333890236580757565/attachment.gif

[topaz flame]

I mean I get it but I was just kinda like " yeah okay boomer"

[fierce imp]

cooking up some hot ass

[outer kiln]

meanwhile in GTA: SA: A WOMAN IS TIED ON YOUR CAR AS YOURE BEING CHASED

[vernal veldt]

I sadly cant read japanese

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-crying-frieren-crying-tantrum-gif-2619676989829292397

[shell plover]

[News] Rare Incident: Games with "Exactly the Same Name" Released "Almost Simultaneously" on Steam. Even the Developers Are Surprised, and Now They're Teaming Up for a Bundle Sale

[topaz flame]

Or your given a mini gun and a mission to kill like 1000 people within a time frame

[outer kiln]

or the mission where you fly a mini helicopter to literally BOMB npcs during an event

[topaz flame]

Yeah lol. That game was wild

[outer kiln]

my favorite mission was the one where you're supposed to give up and let a guy get hit by a train, it's like the inverse of everything before and after it

[flint rivet]

https://klipy.com/gifs/do-it-for-yorkshire-yorkshire

[stone sierra]

but.. it's Yorkshire

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-the-simpsons-maggie-love-do-it-for-her-gif-14085195

[topaz flame]

Mine was the rc plane mission, I shot so many people with it

[flint rivet]

Dear Past Me: You're a prick.

[stone sierra]

yer both a bunch'a pricks

[flint rivet]

Not wrong