general_chat

[alpine pike]

Don't worry about it

[distant iron]

I am losing sleep

[narrow cedar]

I mean i find a good mind attractive at this point

[solar token]

What if the algorithm has been secretly training you

[distant iron]

Uhhhh i guess

i just do wheelies

[alpine pike]

The toughest skill issue mankind has gotten itself into. IT really sucks

[narrow cedar]

Looks dont hurt/j but a good conversation is key

[narrow cedar]

Honestly thats cool

[distant iron]

until i fall over

[alpine pike]

https://tenor.com/view/stephen-hawking-flying-wheel-chair-rocket-gif-9203700

[distant iron]

then it looks really pathetic when i gotta lift everything and myself up 😭😭

[primal harbor]

i’ll push you round yuko!

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-gif-24979867

[narrow cedar]

Stronger than I mam stronger than I.

[worthy urchin]

Coming home to no internet is fun.
Having your router shit itself and not want to actually connect to the internet until you restart the router, is also fun.

We dont stan comcast around these parts.

[alpine pike]

Dat cliffhanger

[subtle lintel]

Nah, when it tries to rec me weeb shit(not even essays on the writing or animation but vtubers and people basicaly doing japan ) because I watched an in depth analysis of immortality in media that had frieren segments I just dipped in my watch later stash and it got back on track

[distant iron]

ill risk using my cane.

[stone sierra]

More like can’tcast

[solar token]

Then how do you explain this?

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-you-boy-kisser-kissing-cute-heart-gif-11681557915356378392

I found it in your algorithm

[distant iron]

you killed chat with furries kissing

[subtle lintel]

I mean that's furry and gay shit and funny enough youtube does reccomend me every once in a while shit about the gay scene in China and videos joking about furries

[alpine pike]

Wouldn't be the first time furry posting would kill a chat

[solar token]

No they just all went to check their secret furry folder

Gotta make sure it wasn't compromised... it was

[worthy urchin]

no, for real. My parents dont want to switch because we have internet, phone, and television with comcast, yet we never use the landline, 95% of the time, its just scam/spam calls, and the other 5% is whenever my elected officials have a "phone town hall". I keep telling them we can switch, even more so now that the FCC Broadband map is a thing. Comcast is unironically trash in my area, especially when I can get Frontier Fiber to the premises with 7K Mbps up and 7K Mbps down...

[primal harbor]

I really wish i had washed my jeans

Now im gonna be late for work

[worthy urchin]

wait, youre supposed to wash your jeans?

[narrow cedar]

So should have seen Ben and tek earlier then lol

[subtle lintel]

The reason for the videos about gay people in china is mostly because I watch vidoes about how people in china get around censorship using funny phrases

Which I would recommend because chinese people are pros at making slang

And the lgbt people aren't particularly free to express themselves openly in china so they also evolved some funny slang

[sweet nexus]

[subtle lintel]

There is also this funny bit of news from a couple of years ago

[solar token]

Ooo a job id be perfect for

[alpine pike]

Genuine question: Is it really that bad?

[solar token]

I got tigol bitties and a fat ass.. and a fat everything else

[subtle lintel]

The lgbt stuff or the censorship?

[narrow cedar]

I got legs for days im in.

[patent grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1472298769428123799/we-are-professionals-here-cat.gif

I’m this cat

[subtle lintel]

Also a couple of theys after this they also banned men from doing the modeling iirc

[alpine pike]

lingerie stuff should be private clothing right?

[narrow cedar]

Your got the job?

[patent grove]

Officially a professional goober now.

[solar token]

https://tenor.com/view/shaggy-dog-ugly-disgusting-russian-pogger-gif-22676105

[patent grove]

🙂

[solar token]

Am I sexy

[alpine pike]

At least you are not a goooooner (gone)

[subtle lintel]

Well yes otherwise they'd be swimsuits

[narrow cedar]

Aaaaaw its a Xoloitzcuintli theyre so cute.

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/axolotl-smile-happy-cuteanimal-smiling-gif-15031562417999785568

Axolotl

[ember zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/djmax-djmaxrespect-djmax-respect-dmrv-djmax-clear-gif-5770780221067676763

hoo boy, I did a dumb

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-tomo-chan-is-a-girl-jun-blink-shock-gif-12054198404294031239

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-guy-relaxing-popcorm-popcorn-gif-26404903

Continue

[ember zephyr]

tofu satay chow mein

too much

I could have stopped at any time

I did not

[stone sierra]

It was a calculated risk from the very beninging

Seems you are bad at math

[flint rivet]

That happened the last time I ate 100 chicken wings.

[ember zephyr]

I was so optimistic

in tha beninging

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-sea-bunny-sea-bunny-roblox-pressure-pressure-roblox-pressure-gif-3694876940418054372

[stone sierra]

We expect this kind of degenerate behaviour from you at this point

[flint rivet]

I like chicken wings.

[ember zephyr]

if I had to estimate

I think I might have just eaten 2kg of tofu satay chow mein

[stone sierra]

Accurate depiction of Crowley

[ember zephyr]

I am cosplaying as the fattest of bastards

[flint rivet]

I have more hair than that

You're not fat. You're observably well fed

[stone sierra]

Oh you having quadruplets fo sho

[ember zephyr]

okay calm down robin williams and/or bill bailey

[weak vessel]

under my hat I'm rocking the bill bailey look

[ember zephyr]

you shaved your head?

[flint rivet]

A mighty Skullet

[stone sierra]

The dome must be chromed.

[weak vessel]

no, my hair voluntarily left at the front and on top, only got the back and sides left

[patent grove]

Behold

[narrow cedar]

Yes weve seen.

[ember zephyr]

right but these days he shaves the dome

[stone sierra]

It went down south for… the extended summer

[flint rivet]

The Devin Townsend special

[weak vessel]

but a hat is sufficient
to conceal the flesh tundra beneath

[ember zephyr]

a real shame

[patent grove]

[narrow cedar]

And beholded

[narrow cedar]

[patent grove]

I didn’t see it until now

[ember zephyr]

I am not ecstatic about reading the phrase 'flesh tundra' with my good reading eyes

[weak vessel]

no, I'm OG bill bailey doing the klingon impression look

[patent grove]

The E-tool is finally in the game officially!

[narrow cedar]

I have alerts set up for this lol

[ember zephyr]

human slaaaaaves

[stone sierra]

I’ll get the eyegounging spoon

[flint rivet]

e-Tool is like e-Girl

Just with more Maynard James Keenan

[narrow cedar]

Yeah and probably takes up a special slot

The gas mortar is cool

[ember zephyr]

that is not who I thought it was

[stone sierra]

A scam and/or a 46 year old neckbeard living in his mother’s basement in New Jersey?

[patent grove]

The backpack flamethrower looks fun

[ember zephyr]

why does he look like alice cooper after having a neckectomy

[patent grove]

It’s a flammenwerfer

[weak vessel]

not my phrase
is a classic Brutananadilewski-ism
from his mouth to your eyes via my hands

[flint rivet]

It's alice cooper with less steps

[patent grove]

It werfs flammen.

[ember zephyr]

and more stepladders

[flint rivet]

Post-Tool, pre-A Perfect Circle

[patent grove]

[stone sierra]

This upsets me.

[flint rivet]

or maybe post-A Perfect Circle, pre-Tool again

[ember zephyr]

oh come on that stepladders comment was at LEAST mildly amusing

[flint rivet]

I'm treating it with contempt

[ember zephyr]

I deserve at least a forceful nose-exhalation for that one

[ember zephyr]

that's short shrift mate

[weak vessel]

it was funny

[ember zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/theoffice-michaelscott-stevecarrel-thankyou-finally-gif-4170624

[narrow cedar]

But I can definitely see me using the gas sentry from time to time..... people really do sleep on the gas bombs fr.

[supple steppe]

I'm gonna give you a new term
Phenotypic Plasticity

[stone sierra]

I rate it: exhale worthy

[ember zephyr]

rekt

[flint rivet]

Right, back later, making tacos

[patent grove]

tacos?

[patent grove]

[stone sierra]

It is Tuesday

[narrow cedar]

Taco Tuesday

[supple steppe]

Imagine if you will
your normal anime catgirl being the same species as a twin-tailed four eared version of itself

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-buscemi-weirdface-gif-10492567

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/tacos-gif-5800816

[supple steppe]

locusts also do it but its not as interesting
These are the same species

[subtle lintel]

Huh

[stone sierra]

Dernit. They released regional variants like with Pokeymen?

[supple steppe]

Thats literally what Phenotypic Plasticity is

[stone sierra]

I read that as Phonetic Plasticity. I should sleep this week.

[subtle lintel]

Did someone complain about not being able to talk about their favorite sword type

[supple steppe]

fish
also the same species

[weak vessel]

iirc it's to do with feeding?

when there's a lot of food about grasshoppers power-up like super-saiyans and turn into locusts (or is it when food is scarce? memory fail)

[stone sierra]

I assume diet and climate are definitely factors

[ember zephyr]

sounds like me tbh

I subconsciously morph accents when immersed

it was especially pronounced as a kid

I think it might be an autism thing but idk

[stone sierra]

I think that’s just dyslexia

[weak vessel]

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/when-grasshoppers-go-bibl/

[stone sierra]

And the accent thing? Pretty common thing afaik

[weak vessel]

lived in lancashire for 20-odd years and yorkshire for 10 or so and you can totally hear the yorkshire in my voice now even though I been down south for a while

[ember zephyr]

@stone sierra

I've been there

[stone sierra]

That reminds me. Need to figure out a trip to the UK this summer

[stone sierra]

I’ve done this. Multiple times. At work.

[ember zephyr]

same, well, similar

[worthy urchin]

sometimes you just gotta close the lid

[ember zephyr]

back at paypal I was basically writing and running a little bot farm that crawled the case queues

[alpine pike]

People expect people to read.. amateurs

[worthy urchin]

if theres no where for me to set something down, im not gonna put it on the keyboard!

[ember zephyr]

we did not have the resources for a dedicated server or even a vm

so I had to earmark random computers on the floor

[stone sierra]

Explains why PayPal is how it is

[green kelp]

Same. Except mine was more something like "If you touch this or close the lid. CNC may crash and you will pay for repairs. We do have cameras"

[ember zephyr]

and put passive-aggressive signs on the keyboards because people kept logging them out to use for themselves

[frail otter]

lol this reminds me of when a friend unplugged a server at the copany so he could charge his phone.

[alpine pike]

priorites

[ember zephyr]

they were good little bots

[fierce temple]

OH HELL NO

[subtle lintel]

Iirc if you have a sharp enough knife and smooth enough meat slice it will shimmer a bit

[frail otter]

he didnt know it was the server plug

[fierce temple]

I am really liking Signalis

[green kelp]

Down the hole we go

[soft nebula]

guys

[ember zephyr]

I had one which worked the item-not-received claims queue, if the seller provided a tracking number, it would crawl the shipping company site, enter the number and parse the tracking status

[worthy urchin]

we had a vendor accidentally unplug our printer so they could charge their phone...I didnt notice until I went to print out their vendor credit, and the printer wasnt showing as a printer I could print to...

[stone sierra]

I have heard a hilarious story from a major company that haunts me

[worthy urchin]

YES

#piracy-requests

[stone sierra]

#piracy-requests

[ember zephyr]

No. #piracy-requests

[worthy urchin]

its in there

[ornate seal]

Read this channel from the top #piracy-requests

[narrow cedar]

Say the line bart

[stone sierra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1438035784790704209/ezgif-49a700ac9e2f20ef.gif

[soft nebula]

ooohhh

[worthy urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1355331913811886222/piracy-requests.gif

[primal harbor]

California made an age verification law so vague, it forced an open source calculator software to ban Californians from using it.

[worthy urchin]

Welcome to California

[edgy prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/bop-cat-bopcat-dance-cat-dance-gif-15686290055165420547

[stone sierra]

Ew. That causes cancer

[worthy urchin]

where everything can kill you, and due to laws, everyone is an age.

[supple steppe]

California's only good use was the california roll

[ember zephyr]

they've also got the good zaza

[worthy urchin]

I mean, they took the burden off New Haven and New York City being entertainment hubs, so I would say thats a plus

[green kelp]

I actually seen a women plug their phone into 380v line. And yes plugs were different but she had a universal chinisium adapter that also had 380v industrial plug adapter for some insane reason.

[worthy urchin]

always good to have more entertainment hubs

[supple steppe]

I just learned a new insult

[subtle lintel]

https://youtu.be/ejPOLhfBpy8 huh

[worthy urchin]

You never know when youre gonna want to either fry your phone, or charge it in seconds.

[supple steppe]

"cat-brained sapient"

[stone sierra]

@ember zephyr so, here's the stupidest if it works, it works, until it don't story I've heard.
when they set up a DC in a freshly completed building they were having a major outage every week around the same time. No power failure, no nothing. The whole rack that was essentially the backbone of the network was going down. Every. Single. Week.

[weak vessel]

I knew a dude unplugged the wrong wire in the meeting room in the IT building
instead of unplugging the wire for the phone on the desk, unplugged the wire next to it which was a pipe going over the road to the main office from all the boxes 😆

[green kelp]

My work partner flipped main line off 10-15 seconds before she plugged it. And had as dumbfounded look in his face as i did

[stone sierra]

turns out, when they set up the DC they ran out of power plugs and had to plug in the damned rack PDU into a power plug in the hallway, in front of the DC's door

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/okayu-nekomata-hololive-gamers-cute-gif-22207460

[stone sierra]

The cleaning lady was just unplugging the freaking backbone rack to plug in her vacuum cleaner

[subtle lintel]

So the design reminds me of how they retrofit old commie dorms into studio apartments here

[ember zephyr]

That's been the punchline in more than one comedy show but also I can 100% believe it really happens

[alpine pike]

Now that's a way to get wet

[stone sierra]

I have heard this story on multiple occasion from independent sources.

[alpine pike]

On second thought, I need to drink water

[trim stone]

Hi

[stone sierra]

it took them months to figure it out

[narrow cedar]

My cat fr

[patent grove]

Admire Vega is now a 4 star

[uncut ermine]

Something interesting I learned is that schizophrenia doesn't purely cause bad voices, sometimes it causes good voices as well.

[green kelp]

Sometimes it manifest free donut in your hands

[mortal pawn]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVr8_uwj6Oo/?igsh=MTFlMm5sbnk5eG1laQ==

I could see this being a legit game

Rallying shopping carts under super Mario’s theme

[solemn ridge]

random question - I remember when I in kindergarden / primary school that there was this stereotype that deaf people were really strong

anyone else remember something like that or encountered it?

[mortal pawn]

Nope

[solemn ridge]

it wasnt just a local thing cause i found it again now in the other hemisphere

so it must have travelled around at some point

[mortal pawn]

Everything else was heightened, though sense is wise

[alpine pike]

I mean strong how, stronger sensitivity for the other senses or..?

[green kelp]

Comic books and show of the time depicted deaf people to know martial arts

[solemn ridge]

nah, like, physically strong

[alpine pike]

So as a kid, a deaf person just hits the gym?

[solemn ridge]

i didnt say it made sense, just that, "deaf people are strong"

[mortal pawn]

When one of your senses takes a hit the others are heightened but you can’t automatically just be stronger because you lack a sense

That doesn’t make sense

[solemn ridge]

oh, i know, it doesnt make sense

[supple steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1076154293788344431/1338840388999319693/2FA4296C-344B-4C13-AD15-C6FFF8C14A85.gif

Drink water

[solemn ridge]

which is why now that the thought appeared 30 years later im investigating it

[worthy urchin]

being strong is stupid, then people expect you to do shit for them.

[solemn ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/red-s-skull-hydra-hail-hydrate-avoid-headache-gif-12265245

[worthy urchin]

same with being tall

[alpine pike]

What if it's Vodka that looks like water?

[worthy urchin]

like, no, im not getting you that from the top shelf, and no, im not gonna help you lift whatever you cant lift. Equality, you can do it yourself. You will never learn if I do it for you.

[solemn ridge]

you can only drink the hydroxide groups, and only once they've been protonated

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/yagirlfoxy-ya-girl-foxy-yagirl-gif-2071464704334325556

NO

W A T E R

[patent grove]

Chat

Remember

[sweet nexus]

Dihydrogen monoxide?

[alpine pike]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs4-mgs-snake-screaming-liquid-gif-24449463

[patent grove]

Godzilla is a beeg lizard.

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-lizard-lizard-button-lizard-tom-the-lizard-pixar-gif-17194109322617058326

[worthy urchin]

lizard
lizard
lizard
lizard
lizard

[hasty lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/killjoyswift-callumiero-ierograham-gif-26026569

[alpine pike]

That has a big moth as a girlfriend

[hasty lagoon]

Logging onto discord-

[patent grove]

Lamp!

[sweet nexus]

Chatter below gets struck by lightning

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1480753092612849799/MRRRRRAAAOOOOWWW.gif

[solemn ridge]

FWIW, the only kind of path I can think to this, and it's a tenuous one, is that
-> mentally ill people dont know their strength, so while they arent necessarily strong, they would apply significantly more force than is needed
-> we (imaginary person in im inhabiting for this train of thought) dont communicate with them, so lacking perception of their intelligence they are lumped into that same catagory

[hasty lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-shocked-shocking-gif-14682087

[solemn ridge]

i wanne google this

brb

[sweet nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235864439579082752/1462971650999058575/IMG_1101.gif

[alpine pike]

poor sack, got bonned

[hasty lagoon]

My bones

[patent grove]

This is why you respect the power of electricity

Otherwise

ZAP!

[narrow cedar]

MY BONED

[alpine pike]

Dude just got charged

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/wuwa-mascot-lynae-lynae-mascot-gif-12368849820107841083

Get Otaku’ed chat

[narrow cedar]

Hi adi

[solemn ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-cat-filing-nail-getting-ready-bring-it-on-im-listening-gif-2667369642274914378

[solemn ridge]

DOUBLE CAT

[patent grove]

Umbra is confuzzled

[hasty lagoon]

YOOOO wsgggg

[narrow cedar]

Not much.

[solemn ridge]

watchin the game havin a bud?

[narrow cedar]

Nah running errands

[solemn ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/wazappp-gif-16533663536355085528

[narrow cedar]

Hmmmmm now that you said it sumo is on this week.

[hasty lagoon]

😭

[sleek garnet]

me whenever i try to find who pinged me but the string of new messages hides it

[hasty lagoon]

Literally what I meant mine as hehehe

[hasty lagoon]

What game on rn

[weak vessel]

this x1000
how do I jump to where the ping is in the message history?
or can we not?

[ornate seal]

Go to the search box, type: mentions: (Your username) without brackets, job done

[sleek garnet]

i mean that is the solution

[solemn ridge]

the one i remember: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS1HGopsXqU

where it came from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZxu3IwDTfM

[sleek garnet]

but like... i miss when it started at the top of the string of new messages rather than the middle

[solemn ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-ocho-espn8-gif-12303567

[solid oxide]

Speaking of ESPN. Growing up ESPN would play college basketball sports that my parents watched religiously. I still love the NCAA March madness orchestra music

Then the other day I found this lmao

[rocky wasp]

i love the ESPN sportscenter ads

the weird ones with all the athletes and mascots doing camoes

those were so fun

[solid oxide]

https://youtu.be/vKpOowrcT1E?si=q41SD9ikcJkKnjAD

CBS... Espn ... Idk if they'd be the same thing but I can't keep them straight

[primal harbor]

CHAT

NEW MARS LORE

https://youtube.com/shorts/WiW1zUof4m8

[alpine pike]

CAlling it now, It's AI

[trim stone]

My boss is making pork chops and stuffing while at work

[alpine pike]

https://youtu.be/_mJUf3noWjQ

[uncut ermine]

Okay so I've been day dreaming a fast food chain for my scifi story

The chain itself is called "Earth Cuisine", it's a fast food chain owned by an eccentric alien billionaire who likes earth food. Despite its claims the food is not entirely authentic.

[narrow cedar]

https://youtube.com/shorts/P6jO6qgk8WU?si=3JbmN9Nz-2yomoct

[patent grove]

Does it serve a good product?

[uncut ermine]

usually each food item combines a bunch of different earth foods together for better or for worse

Each food item is themed after a different culture on earth

or country

[patent grove]

[narrow cedar]

Wtf lmfao the headset bit killed me

[uncut ermine]

one of the items is called "the Mediterranean", it's pita bread stuffed with baba ghanoush, vegetables, and shawarma meat.

[narrow cedar]

Honestly a giant uni in my closet would be kinda cool. Get to ride him around n shit

[uncut ermine]

there's also "the Italian" which is an abomination of pizza shaped like a cafeteria tray with other Italian foods in it

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-cute-please-gif-15474516873081150495

[narrow cedar]

What black sacrament rituals are you making over there m8!?!?!

[patent grove]

Uni is adorable

[near topaz]

So I’m getting the vibe that to be a senior software engineer for a company you just need to write essential code, that works, so poorly that nobody other than you or god could figure out how it works, sound about right?

[narrow cedar]

...... that isnt uni

[uncut ermine]

An aliens interpretation of our cuisine in fast food form

[narrow cedar]

Ah.

[patent grove]

It is

https://tenor.com/view/uni-unico-unicouniuni3-cute-cat-cat-box-gif-9052115123357122853

[uncut ermine]

They also claim they use the same vegetables and ingredients earth uses but that's ALSO a lie

[patent grove]

Look how he fits inside box

Umbra can’t fit in a box

He too chonk

[vernal veldt]

I dont see how this is an issue

[narrow cedar]

Get larger box

[patent grove]

Caesar reaches at me when he demands pets

Umbra swipes at me

[alpine pike]

This type of breed of cat, I always assume it can talk

[patent grove]

Umbra speaks somewhat

He goes merp or mrow

Or his little chirps

[patent grove]

😐

[alpine pike]

https://youtu.be/gJmOlCZSD6E

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/shorekeeper-piano-wuthering-waves-wuwa-gif-11993709766822492907

I’m wondering if getting wuwa characters is worth it i’d say yes

but my brain doesn’t think.

[stone sierra]

of bloody course there's a windows update pending on a machine that I do not need randomly rebooting -.-

[patent current]

Chat! A stupid joke made by Thor just gave me an AWESOME idea for a game mechanic. Your character starts off as quite weak and squishy in combat, but you can maybe perfect dodge, and parry, or backstab, or apply debuffs to enemyes, to help your teammates, and by that you build up some sort of "charge" and when you reach max charge, you can die, and revive as a big strong, heavily armored version of yourself, that just SHREADS enemyes, but then if you die, you die for real.

[patent grove]

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-aint-right-smh-king-of-the-hill-gif-18152042

[slim kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/varnish-wax-cleaning-durhamrockerz-king-of-the-hill-gif-8149760823333541670

[patent current]

Yummers :3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ru2NP61AcQ

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/wax-on-wax-off-mr-miyagi-daniel-larusso-daniel-san-gif-24814730

[green kelp]

Playstation is really funny
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MqlgbdoTZko

[slim kraken]

I wish Thor was sweaty enough to lead goblins into battle in Planetside 2

That'd be nice

[stone sierra]

Planetside 2 is still relevant?

[slim kraken]

I have many uses for smoke grenades and heat vision scopes and none of them are useful

[slim kraken]

During peak hours yeah

Still going

But its got a lot of dead time when barely anyone plays

Weekends during peak hours, you'll always find good battles

[alpine pike]

Come on, you must understand. That in Sony world, people are privileged to pay more for the games in the Playstation store

[stone sierra]

wtf is a "weekend"?

[slim kraken]

Days big job stole from us

[stone sierra]

Am I entitled any compensation?

Because I feel like I might be entitled compensation

[slim kraken]

Idk. Do you have mesothelioma?

Then you might be entitled to compensation

[stone sierra]

I know someone that has mesothelima

[green kelp]

Time to register 25 PSN accounts for 50 games to get the optimal discount.

[slim kraken]

You are entitled to their compensation

[stone sierra]

cool

[alpine pike]

And then list out on which one the game is registered on

yeah. a game on it's own, how to play a Playstation game

[green kelp]

I do wonder if they start to price consoles according to your credit score

[subtle lintel]

https://youtu.be/h5CM_5VA2PI frozem scrambled eggs that you just need to put in boiling water while in the bag

[stone sierra]

That'd be hilarious

watch all the unemployed neckbeards go console-less

[subtle lintel]

I mean if it makes them cheaper for the customers but that looks more like baby food

But the ranch dressing is made in house they seem to have got their priorities

[stone sierra]

https://www.notebookcheck.net/Apple-M5-Pro-M5-Max-GPU-Analysis-M5-Max-GPU-on-par-with-the-GeForce-RTX-5070-and-faster-than-Strix-Halo.1246060.0.html

[weak vessel]

I'd eat this
I think? baba ghanoush is the eggplant thing right?
not too keen on eggplant, but it's not horrifying

[stone sierra]

imagine fiddling with a friggin' ARM chip so much it goes head-to-head with the mid-high range GPUs

[weak vessel]

this sounds like it wouldn't be terrible too
I've had pizza with mac and cheese on and it was epic

[primal harbor]

Today is the worst

[stone sierra]

AND USING LIKE 10% OF THE POWER

[primal harbor]

Wet jeans
No parking
No space in warehouse
No accountability
No raise

[subtle lintel]

Ye

But it will be better tomorrow

Maybe*

Terms and conditions apply

[trim stone]

I just had the funniest interaction I’ve had in a while

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-day-super-party-gif-27676715

Mario day

[stone sierra]

March 10th has been cancelled due to pending Nintendo lawsuit

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-mario-kart-gangnam-style-whop-gif-26150284

Nintendo ninja lawyers are after you now

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/who-wants-to-get-sued-next-basically-homeless-suing-petition-prosecute-gif-18820714

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/minbitt-small-dance-happy-hoodie-gif-12800787455352551066

Minbitt plushie is a thing

[subtle lintel]

https://youtu.be/WQXFjUg3Bzk damn those be a lot of calories

Still better than crumble

[void mauve]

Hot girl shit

[alpine pike]

I feel like getting a heartburn just by watching this

[ancient zenith]

girldinner

eatin good

[stone sierra]

that's not food.

that's just an ulcer waiting to hapen

[narrow cedar]

Girl dinner

[void mauve]

I only eat processed foods that don't taste like anything we know of in real life

[subtle lintel]

Possibly

[narrow cedar]

I had a 3 cashews and a raspberry and im full

[alpine pike]

Hot take: Water > Dr. Pepper

[stone sierra]

not even a real doctor either

[void mauve]

Its a good thing I decided your opinion wasn't valid a long time ago

[subtle lintel]

Water is better in general

[void mauve]

And also Italian food

[ancient zenith]

cold take: dr pepper out da fridg

cuz now it cold

and now drink

[alpine pike]

Why do people think like general chat has important opinions?

[ancient zenith]

cold dr peppa

[void mauve]

I have the palette of a 6 year old with inattentive parents

[ancient zenith]

cuz I'm here

:3

very important

https://tenor.com/view/marin-kitagawa-sono-bisque-doll-cute-marin-kitagawa-anime-my-dress-up-darling-gif-6527542274799166402

[stone sierra]

no.

[ancient zenith]

damn

my hair is tanglin with my hair

https://tenor.com/view/tired-groggy-sleepy-what-dazed-gif-12848572

[patent grove]

Very :3

[mental canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/sailor-moon-usagi-tsukino-usagi-tsukino-sailor-mars-gif-1087390929792118355

https://tenor.com/view/titanfall-titanfall2-titanfall-bread-cooper-jack-cooper-gif-24660089

I can't get this gif out my head

[stone sierra]

the robnomnomnomnomot

[weak vessel]

is that real dr pepper?
the chemical american stuff?
uk dr pepper just isn't the same
probably not as lethal
but not as dr pepper'y 😆

[zenith sleet]

Titanfall 2 was soo good.

[narrow saffron]

nah, Lop is a furry

[near topaz]

At least their lawyers don’t get bored ig

[stark vessel]

this is lop lol

[near topaz]

Idk who that is but would

[stone sierra]

what

[ancient zenith]

why steam? seems like those titles are at fault

[near topaz]

Idk man

[stone sierra]

literally none of the mentioned titles are Valve products.

[near topaz]

You expect people going against steam to be intelligent?

[narrow saffron]

because Steam has the money

[zenith sleet]

Because everyone knows how much money steam has.

[mental canopy]

she's from the star wars anime anthology series

[near topaz]

Interesting, I may have to check this out

[ancient zenith]

I feel like this would get thrown out as "not steams fault" real fast

[near topaz]

The plot looks interesting

[copper tree]

Who was that bugs bunny female

She looks like her

[zenith sleet]

It’s gotta lose them money to file this stuff.

[ancient zenith]

lola?

[mental canopy]

Lola

[void mauve]

Calling american things "chemicals" is tory behavior

[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/looney-tunes-the-looney-tunes-lola-bunny-not-every-girl-is-as-stable-as-me-gif-16999340545041968755

[copper tree]

Lo-land on deez

Gottem

[void mauve]

Like yeah no shit it's chemicals everything is

[near topaz]

Lola bunny

[stone sierra]

I mean, that's like saying Target has to license <insert random song from random game soundtrack here> just because Target happens to sell a copy of that game

[copper tree]

She looks like Lola

[ornate seal]

cough also the Performing Rights Society

[ancient zenith]

was gonna say, depends on if they play it on the store speaker

[zenith sleet]

My kids came home w Dr Pepper Peeps from the store yesterday. Tried one, legit tasted like Dr Pepper.

[ancient zenith]

cuz if they did that, yea they'd have to license it

[near topaz]

Most intelligent of steam’s enemies

[stark vessel]

[near topaz]

WOULD

[stone sierra]

ah, I see. Scum of the earth

[ornate seal]

The PRS tried to go after 56 year old woman for just singing lyrics to a song

[weak vessel]

no I'm serious - US Dr Pepper has a bunch of stuff in it (mainly chemical flavourings and preservatives) that the UK stuff doesn't (hangover from being in the EU)

and Dr Pepper here doesn't taste right to me because I've had the real american stuff (if you see what I mean)

not a value judgement, just a taste observation

[patent current]

Moincarft :3

[near topaz]

I prefer Pepsi

Less violent

[ember zephyr]

soda just isn't the same if it isn't thicc with high fructose corn syrup

[narrow saffron]

i mean, are you sure the taste difference isnt just cane sugar vs HFCS?

[ember zephyr]

is it really soda if you can't chew it?

[stone sierra]

Huh. So XP and soda taste the same

[hallow sleet]

they really trying hard to get valve out of the picture lol

[subtle lintel]

https://youtu.be/UC6bv6Ies3A

[ember zephyr]

XP? As in Windows?

[alpine pike]

Damn, I stopped playing Arc Raiders at the right time, apparently it's cheat heaven now

[narrow saffron]

they don't want valve out of the picture. they want to leech off of valve

[hallow sleet]

in either case theyre failing

[stone sierra]

No. Yes. Nobody knows

All we know is

XP would taste like if cotton candy somehow became a man and relieved himself into a cup of high fructose corn syrup

[narrow saffron]

its like the roblox oof sound. Tallarico didn't want them to stop using the sound, he just wanted a massive split of the profits

[hallow sleet]

i loathe corporate culture

[hallow sleet]

why are lawsuits a considerable source of a companies income now?

[stone sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/viralhog-gun-fire-murica-flag-america-gif-12183553

[narrow saffron]

cuz it works

[hallow sleet]

looking at you nintendo, you may as well stop making games and sue full time

[stone sierra]

They make games?

[hallow sleet]

"make"

[stone sierra]

I thought they just re-released the same game just slightly different

[hasty lagoon]

MONARCH LEGACY OF MONSTERSSSSSSSSSSSS

https://tenor.com/view/scream-loud-scream-girl-kid-hispanic-girl-gif-3761151244536557927

[ornate seal]

I read this theory. A bit tinfoil hat-minded considering that Valve has an absolute buttload of money so I don't see them needing financial help any time soon

[hallow sleet]

yeah thats not tin foil hat at all

valve is the only real actual competitor

[ancient zenith]

tbh if valve became a shitty public company, competitors might stand more of a chance to be equal

not that that would be a positive development

[hallow sleet]

forcing them to go public so they can take over the company would mean consumers physically cant go anywhere else

goddammit

[ornate seal]

The Tinfoil hat part is that there's an agreement or conspiracy between all these lawsuits coming from completely different angles and companies to aim towards the same goal, that is what I don't buy personally

[rocky wasp]

that's really hard to coordinate

[hallow sleet]

oh well you see they dont need to agree

they all have more or less the same goal

[rocky wasp]

its enough that valve is a big target and they all hate it

[ornate seal]

Well, no not really considering that their lawsuits completely differ in their wants.

[rocky wasp]

some of these lawsuits have been around for years

[hallow sleet]

their lawsuits differ but the end goal is the same, they want to inflict losses on valve

[outer kiln]

They should make a better system then

[supple steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/canadians-canada-angelo-fsc-flr-gif-25231575

[hallow sleet]

theyre not coordinating, they just all want the consumer helpless

[outer kiln]

Time spent on underhanded tactics is a waste

[copper tree]

Oh You betch

Betcha*

[patent grove]

I bet the artists represented by the PRS probably don’t even know this is happening

[ancient zenith]

yea I doubt it

these groups generally just take action on behalf of

[ornate seal]

I just don't buy that all these firms/companies from completely different ends of the spectrum are banding together to sue Valve with goal being to force them to become a Public company.

That's where I draw the line at it being a tinfoil hat theory

[patent grove]

Moon armor time?

[hallow sleet]

i dont either, im just saying they dont have to band together

[trim stone]

Hallo

[hallow sleet]

all they need is to capitalize on the damage left by other companies that tried the same thing

yes they arent working together, theyre just individual companies trying to do the same thing

[trim stone]

Hallo

[hallow sleet]

theres no coordination, theyre just seeing valve get sued and jumping on the train

[trim stone]

Hallo

[subtle lintel]

Huh kfc also sells battered chicken liver and gizzards

[trim stone]

Hallo

[subtle lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-yellow-gif-12747952

[trim stone]

Green

[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-purple-luigi-favorite-coloris-porpol-porpol-gif-17186910528707902300

[ornate seal]

Yea see I'm not sure I buy that, I think they're just frivolous lawsuits trying to get what they consider to be easy wins.

The firm suing Valve over it "being a monopoly because they don't allow DLC's bought from other stores to be used for games on Steam" is also trying similar things with Playstation, and well I don't think any of us would consider Sony to be a bastion of good customer support

[narrow cedar]

Blue

[hallow sleet]

what you just said is precisely what im saying

theyre not cooperating, theyre just jumping on the bandwagon

[patent grove]

Ourple

[narrow cedar]

Burple

[ornate seal]

Yes, but my very first point that I made was that I thought the idea of they want control of Steam by forcing it to be public via lawsuits was a tinfoil hat theory,

That's the specific point that I made

[hallow sleet]

yeah no, thats more their hope than a actual goal

if steam for whatever reason went public it would be bought up in days

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-lizard-disney-hoppers-tom-lizard-fortnite-gif-231174132761414020

lizard.

[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-lizard-lizard-button-lizard-tom-the-lizard-pixar-gif-17194109322617058326

[hallow sleet]

🦎

[patent grove]

The McDonalds CEO is clearly a lizard.

Who doesn’t like McDonalds

[edgy prairie]

GUYS I BEAT MINOS PRIME

[patent grove]

Wait a second

[trim stone]

Oh I did a thing guys!

[patent grove]

[edgy prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-minos-prime-minos-v1-gif-2894075759939919595

[ivory snow]

Hey Just in case yall forgot….

** You Lost The Game**

Have a Good Day!

[patent grove]

I personally don’t eat McDonalds

[trim stone]

I was able to read a book!

[patent grove]

THY END IS NOW

BONK

[hallow sleet]

i eat it when i want potato flavored salt

[patent grove]

Mmmm delicious salt

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-eating-fries-anime-girl-eating-eating-fries-eat-fries-fries-gif-23062127

[outer kiln]

You know what I noticed recently?
I’ve never seen Hasan be genuinely happy, he always looks stressed out and depressed

I think he needs therapy

[patent grove]

Depression is definitely not a good sign

[vernal veldt]

The electro wizard?

[patent grove]

He needs a hug and choccy milk

[outer kiln]

Yeah even before that he never looked happy

[patent grove]

Maybe a plushie

[trim stone]

I read Harry Potter

[outer kiln]

Like….has he ever been happy at all?

[vernal veldt]

Yeah uhh I would feel bad for them but...

[outer kiln]

I don’t even know what him smiling looks like

No I get it

[subtle lintel]

https://youtu.be/THAupOYwJTs huh

[patent current]

Ye boiiii

[ancient zenith]

wwwwwwww

[vernal veldt]

Living off grid sounds nice and all until
No yuri

[subtle lintel]

Damn I now want to live on an island so remote countries could nuke themselves and I wouldn't notice

[alpine pike]

This is satisfying, but why does he look older than he should?

[viral wedge]

Electro shock can be used when treating depression /jk

[outer kiln]

If I’m being honest I think he actually hates himself but lashes out at everyone and everything

[vernal veldt]

Hmm I wonder

[outer kiln]

I don’t like Hasan but it is concerning to see

[vernal veldt]

@vernal veldt

aww

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/pink-panther-sneaking-sneak-sneaky-gif-16632150303328840543

[primal harbor]

2009 memes are back

Post your favorites

:3

[outer kiln]

We really did go full circle damn, in the 2000s fr

[subtle lintel]

That sort of lifestyle makes you look older. Source: it also happens with the remote villages here

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/gog-alien-dog-alien-dog-green-dog-gif-14488041043749883849

[viral wedge]

He spends too much time on the internet reading political news. It is just absolutely crazy

[weak vessel]

yeah, they could sue valve for the next 20 years and Gabe will have printed more money than being sued will cost - he just needs to sell a couple extra yachts this year and bam, legal costs covered without even touching capital

[outer kiln]

For the people who don’t like dubbed anime I got some news for ya:
the studios force the dub crew to replicate the cadence and tone of the Japanese versions, so the next time you complain about it sounding too weird that’s why

[ancient zenith]

is it cuz of the mouth flaps

[outer kiln]

As an enjoyer of foreign shows and movies I don’t mind if the mouth flapping isn’t fully synced up

[final hollow]

you don't need to go public to sell. someone could just offer Gaben money right now and he could choose to sell it. pressuring them to go public is based on the same criteria: Gaben agreeing to open up and lose control. I don't see that happening. I think he'd rather see the company close, if it came to that

[outer kiln]

He’s going to control it until he’s in the grave let’s be real

[final hollow]

yah, it's strange we match lip flaps for en but japanse dubs just don't care

[outer kiln]

I mean why else would they have the mouths constantly open and close fast

[raven hemlock]

I found a guy doing the same crap Im doing on Red Dead

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-talking-yuru-yuri-cute-kawaii-gif-14126087

[final hollow]

cheaper to animate for sure

can make the animation before the voice acting

[outer kiln]

Anime tends to do stuff like this while the dialogue is going

[final hollow]

half of anime tropes are just ways to cut production costs. animation is expensive as hell

[ancient zenith]

if everything except the mouth is static, that makes animating way cheaper

[ancient zenith]

not the beach episode

[outer kiln]

It does sync to wawawawawa

[final hollow]

that one has a diffent purpose

character development, for sure

[trim stone]

boop

[ancient zenith]

or the hot springs episode

[final hollow]

it's necessary for the plot

[outer kiln]

The short lived dead or alive anime “you ain’t here for story you’re here for weird dialogue and pretty women at the beach”

[trim stone]

I’m getting my own room this weekend!

[outer kiln]

Yoooo congrats!

[ancient zenith]

wooo

https://tenor.com/view/yay-yeah-happy-dance-gif-18266119187889292563

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-rat-rat-dance-gif-7121926817010513647

[narrow cedar]

@dense nova my chicken now has a hat.

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-rooster-drip-cool-tekken-gif-13482827544967085222

[trim stone]

Now I don’t have to worry abt my brother finding the “outfit”

[patent current]

Chimbgin :3

[copper tree]

What a word salad

[ancient zenith]

I wish I had my own house 😔

[narrow cedar]

SIIIIIS WHY IS THERE A MAID OUTFIT!?!?!?!?!?!

[copper tree]

Do you have Minecraft

[ancient zenith]

IRL house not minecraft house

[trim stone]

… seriously how did you know

[copper tree]

Ah I see

[outer kiln]

Housing market: “I am a demon sorry, but slay queen I see the fit 🫰”

[trim stone]

I meant my little brother tho

[narrow cedar]

HAH

[trim stone]

Yes I have one no I’m not ashamed

[outer kiln]

Confidence +50

[trim stone]

It was a gag gift from one of my close friends and I wear it to go to his birthday and act gay towards him for the lols

[primal harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/digimon-digimon-tamers-anime-opening-intro-gif-1487541587023994357

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/assassination-classroom-anime-richtig-ja-korrekt-gif-12747251502082304891

Mhm mhm

[trim stone]

I do have permission to do it from his gf

[outer kiln]

Based friends

[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/tadc-the-amazing-digital-circus-jax-tadc-jax-maid-outfit-gif-7785021742536852082

[narrow cedar]

[trim stone]

His gfs my cousin she didn’t really have a choice I just told her I’m doing this and she was like ok

[patent grove]

Silly birb :3

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/maid-jax-grin-stare-reverse-maid-outfit-gif-2908432462566497241

[ancient zenith]

mood

[patent current]

I just beat a ronin armed with a sword to death with my STICK! :3

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/juzo-inui-no-guns-life-carlyhu-saguskycord2-gif-21372754

(He smokes cigarettes because it reduces side effects from having a gun for a head)

[outer kiln]

Historically accurate

[patent current]

https://klipy.com/gifs/-jNd

Well you'd need a pretty mighty stick for that....

[dusk meteor]

Chat I'm taking a poll

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/fetch-doggo-cute-stick-pupper-gif-14246218

[kindred kayak]

weather making me sadge big time chat

[dusk meteor]

Are you thirsty for old Leon Kennedy, react for yes and for no

[ancient zenith]

who

[patent current]

I had to add JEI and Xaero's worldmap tho. It still upsets me that xaero's minimap and world map are separate XD

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hug-bff-best-friend-friend-gif-13815592

[outer kiln]

I don’t have these emotes

[kindred kayak]

glorp

[outer kiln]

But the answer is always “Leon is hot”

[dusk meteor]

I put the reacts on you can second them to vote

[hasty lagoon]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HC7GTvMXwAEdBZA.gif

[kindred kayak]

GLORP

[alpine pike]

Konami will kill Leon

[ancient zenith]

again

who?

[alpine pike]

To ressurect him as a zombie

[outer kiln]

Konami holds the rights to Base Wars but refuse to do anything about it

[kindred kayak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1380183884527964180/catmaid.gif

[patent current]

And some more performance mods.

[outer kiln]

Hey it’s you

[dusk meteor]

🫵 🫵 🫵 bait used to be believable

[patent current]

Literally me frfr :3

[ancient zenith]

legitimately

who?

[alpine pike]

I mean, same with MGS

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-resident-evil-4-remake-knife-spin-skills-gif-5928695282822222311

[ancient zenith]

google tells me a guy from resident evil 2

[kindred kayak]

this is Leon

he so hot

[ancient zenith]

eh

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-s-kennedy-leon-resident-evil-resident-evil-re9-resident-evil-9-gif-5321045641147385231

[patent current]

Resident evil spoiler ||The resident evil MC dies at the end of the new game, resident evil: requiem||

[ornate seal]

Hot? no. Cool? Yea why not.

[alpine pike]

People calling Leon hot, are into fanfiction so deep, Konami wants to drop it

[outer kiln]

Oh I’m sorry, they shouldn’t make him hot then

[alpine pike]

I mean, they can make him anything, you don't have to find him hot

[ornate seal]

Wouldn't be the first time that a fanbase have vastly overstepped the mark and the company who made the character wants to step the hell away

[dusk meteor]

Dan I don't think your allowed to decide that if you arnt attracted to men

Idk if you are but

[outer kiln]

….thats not how attraction works

[alpine pike]

Underwatch, although Blizzard made a thing that caused for a bigger worry

[alpine pike]

Well attraction works in many ways, so does expressing them

[ornate seal]

I am not, but I can recognise when a man is handsome, and I don't think Leon is a handsome man

[patent current]

Definitely not that he looks so cute I could make HIM pregnant if that's what's needed :3

[outer kiln]

Ok??

[dusk meteor]

[alpine pike]

At first, it looked like he was licking at a red wall

[dusk meteor]

It's always struck me as strange how people will publically and loudly thirst over Leon but I've already seen people giving people shit over commenting on grace's appearance

[outer kiln]

“Dante why are you speaking about your intent on the internet?!”

[dusk meteor]

Like

[ancient zenith]

who?

[ornate seal]

Both

Both is bad

[dusk meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-resident-evil-requiem-re9-resident-evil-9-biohazard-gif-13047846226894518572

[ancient zenith]

ima be an owl ova here

[outer kiln]

I like Grace also

[patent current]

Distant Horizons is mad I was falling through the empty black void for a second there...

[patent grove]

Mr. X thinks Leon is attractive

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/hooty-toh-hooty-toh-owl-house-the-owl-house-gif-7188667258958129164

owl

[patent grove]

Why else would he be chasing him through Raccoon city

[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/the-owl-house-hooty-gif-15992539768000161085

[outer kiln]

Mr X is like conquest, he could be so much more but everyone is afraid of him

[alpine pike]

Has people complained about Ada though?

[dusk meteor]

I can definitely see people getting a silver fox vibe from leon

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/hooty-hooty-toh-toh-hooty-the-owl-house-owl-house-gif-26794558

[dusk meteor]

He evolved from twink adjacent

[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/marin-kitagawa-sono-bisque-doll-cute-marin-kitagawa-anime-my-dress-up-darling-gif-6527542274799166402

[outer kiln]

He did have a Don Bluth main character build

[mental canopy]

and zone of the enders

[mental canopy]

they showed off concept art for a new one where the mechs were biomechanical but nothing came from it

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-eyeballs-looking-binoculars-resident-evil-gif-5218614413222692600

[outer kiln]

Ah man

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/wuwa-mascot-lynae-lynae-mascot-gif-12368849820107841083

[mental canopy]

they were riding on the hopes that the HD Collection did well, they'd make it

guess what happened?

[dense nova]

Arc raiders?

[outer kiln]

Lies deception GREED

[slow tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/кот-gif-17134280889508940010

[mental canopy]

the collection didn't really do well

EVEN WITH THE METAL GEAR RISING DEMO PACKAGED WITH THE PHYSICAL COPIES

[ornate seal]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-nothing-magic-conch-magic-conch-nothing-gif-7727151451659903382

[mental canopy]

Literally, they sabatoged the Zone of the Enders series TWICE with Metal Gear demos packaged with it

[patent grove]

Fun fact

[mental canopy]

and it PISSES ME OFF

[patent grove]

Otacon is referenced in R6: Siege

[narrow cedar]

I mean mgs is superior/j

[mental canopy]

it was literally "Demo with free game"

[alpine pike]

Twin Snakes changes things

[ornate seal]

IMO it's not good idea for fans of (anything) to feel and spread the idea that they need to buy a re-released HD collection in order to "prove to the company that another game will do well"

To me that's almost parasocial behaviour

[patent grove]

It stands for OTAKU CONVENTION

[mental canopy]

the first Z.O.E game was packaged with a demo of MGS2

[narrow cedar]

@trim stone get the shovel for me

[mental canopy]

and again, the HD Collection had a demo for Rising

[hasty lagoon]

https://fixupx.com/KFC_ES/status/2031422667018949015?s=20

KFC (@KFC_ES)

el mecha mecha se siente muy oni chan

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[hot flare]

https://tenor.com/view/prinny-twirl-gif-8500034

[patent grove]

Metal Gear Rising is getting a remake

[mental canopy]

I doubt it

[hasty lagoon]

femfemfemfemboyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[hot flare]

https://tenor.com/view/punt-kick-baby-grandma-gif-8217719

[kindred kayak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1474884877991022662/attachment.gif

no u

[patent grove]

PlatinumGames has apparently confirmed it

[ancient zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-gif-15006802564993248645

[patent grove]

Also new Bayonetta game on the way

[hasty lagoon]

no us bestie mwah

[alpine pike]

https://youtu.be/vDDk082he6Q

WTF, really.. Otacon really gets it

[kindred kayak]

Nuh uh I look like this

[primal harbor]

My daily 40g of sugar :3

[narrow cedar]

Epic

[ornate seal]

"The focus is on a new Bayonetta game, which is to be developed using Unreal Engine 5. According to the leak, the project has been underway for about two years."

"The combat system is reportedly being adjusted to appeal to a wider audience."

Oh boy where have we seen that before

[alpine pike]

A snack, or a daily habit?

[primal harbor]

First of the week

[patent grove]

Sir

You aren’t allowed to operate a forklift while under the influence of sugary snacks

:3

[outer kiln]

Is KFC making a new dating sim?

https://tenor.com/view/kfc-anime-gif-19483953

[primal harbor]

[flint rivet]

Forearm I swear what are you doing

[narrow cedar]

God I love Japan commercials

@dense nova

[dense nova]

Lmao what the heck

[narrow cedar]

Im just gettin a lil CrAzY

[dense nova]

The japonese are a little crazy

[flint rivet]

No my arm is just being all tense for no reason and must stop immediately

[outer kiln]

I wish this was real

[patent grove]

The E-tool is gonna be a secondary weapon in the new warbond

[dense nova]

What this?

[ornate seal]

Time to report to your local Adeptus Mechanicus member

[patent grove]

Crowley, we must dig

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-baby-funny-fail-gif-15597542

[patent current]

This was one of the easyest mods to set up EVER and it still requires a lot of back and forth...

[patent grove]

I’m getting the krieg looking helmet from the superstore

[flint rivet]

And so you should

[narrow cedar]

Oatmeal pie i think.

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-adeptus-mechanicus-mechanicus-warhammer-tech-priest-gif-14919800332216808310

[flint rivet]

The mechanicus can keep their members as far away from me as possible

[patent grove]

Time to show the bots the will of the emperor

[narrow cedar]

Im just a lil guy

With anxiety issues

[outer kiln]

These new wave space marines smh

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/melee-combat-warhammer40k-death-korps-of-krieg-shovel-kill-him-gif-26550081

[trim stone]

Ok

[dense nova]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-shaking-shivering-scared-shiver-me-timbers-gif-9505091921738612503

Same

[patent grove]

Fenrir is gonna be happy

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-warhammer40k-vraks-siege-of-vraks-death-korps-gif-20931228

Krieg!!!!

[narrow cedar]

[patent grove]

Gripples

We can be the kriegdivers

[outer kiln]

LFG!!!

[patent grove]

I’m wondering what the armor’s passive is

[subtle lintel]

I mean.... Yeeee

[patent grove]

[flint rivet]

In the words of Perturabo - i have no interest in their make believe God

[patent grove]

Nooo

Crowley’s a heretic!

[dense nova]

Why is hd2 getting ww2 era german looking gear? O.o

[patent grove]

[outer kiln]

Good news! Face the wall for a prize

[patent grove]

Because

[flint rivet]

That's my secret; I've always been.

[outer kiln]

This isn’t the first time

[ornate seal]

I said somewhere else that the Stoker looks like a cross between a Bizon PP-19 and a British Sten ('cause of the side loaded magazine)

[outer kiln]

Look we all agree they were dripped out, we don’t agree with their actions but they did have fashion

[kindred kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-warhammer40k-vraks-siege-of-vraks-death-korps-gif-20931228

[dense nova]

It kinda also looks like the assault rifle you use in Wolfenstein games

[flint rivet]

That would be a Sten, no?

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/wolfenstein-banner-the-new-order-red-sigma-gif-11554040816444140548

[dusk meteor]

@ornate seal psst Dan can you help me find my tts from today, the tts queue time stamps are screwed

[dense nova]

This one

[dusk meteor]

It's hard to scrub for it on my phone

[primal harbor]

I might have to finance out ssd storage chat

[dusk meteor]

Tts got answered at 12:48

[flint rivet]

OOOh aye, not a Sten.

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-gif-8197900

[dusk meteor]

Est

[primal harbor]

After i move my pictures off my pc

[dense nova]

What?

[primal harbor]

2tb is like $145

[dense nova]

Maybe if you hold it sideways xd

[primal harbor]

[flint rivet]

#answered-tts message ?

[outer kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-sideways-gun-lou-chief-gif-17759302

[dense nova]

But wdym 'finance out ssd storage'?

[ornate seal]

Oh it

[dusk meteor]

Yes the clip it links is wrong

[outer kiln]

Because of the chip shortage and increased price making hard drives are now very expensive which makes them expensive for consumers

[dusk meteor]

Tts queue exploded and broke the auto clipper at like 8am est

So anything after is busted

[alpine pike]

Is that cop pointing a gun with the finger on the trigger while talking to his chief?

[ornate seal]

Tryna find the find of the person who was answered in your linked TTS instead of you so I can workout the time gap

[dusk meteor]

The time stamp for the message itself should be accurate tho

[outer kiln]

Chief is behind him, but yes the joke is layered

[dense nova]

I know things is expensive, i just dont understand the wording he used 😭

[outer kiln]

Ohhhh

Sorry

[versed nova]

BEHOLD THE FORBIDDEN SPOON

[dusk meteor]

The time the message was sent should be accurate, just broken clip

[primal harbor]

Like pay monthly for it

This is as much as a macbook air m5

[versed nova]

I hate the idea of renting PC parts

[solemn ridge]

oh yeah, that's an even worse idea than a subscription OS

[dense nova]

Oh like that

[primal harbor]

At this point its either grab it now pay later, or it continues to grow out of my tax bracket

[solemn ridge]

i can understand "rent to own" i.e a finance plan

but indefinitely renting it, nnnnnnnahhhhh

[versed nova]

yeah but even that can be a bvall and chain with an againg device

[dense nova]

Why is forbidden?

[primal harbor]

Its only $116 a month for a year

I pay more than that in car insurance

[versed nova]

Becuase autism lol

[dense nova]

I bought my 1tb ssd for thag price 😭

[outer kiln]

Your birth month is how Godzilla attacks

[dense nova]

Chimkin would use that spoon, it is approved on my autism for spoons

[versed nova]

not mine lol

[dense nova]

Well, your autism is clearly wrong!

[outer kiln]

I hate it!
Unmake this

[dense nova]

./j

[primal harbor]

Nice try

I wont break opsec

[versed nova]

i have plain die punched spoons and nothing else. The functional metal feel feels correct

[primal harbor]

(Mines nov btw)

:3

[outer kiln]

Samee

[dusk meteor]

[versed nova]

Talking of birth months. I wonder if all March babies hate sand.

[outer kiln]

But what’s the weight distribution??

Also…I don’t really care for plastic spoons but if I have to use them I will

[dense nova]

why?

[versed nova]

As March babies are concieved in June, pos on a beach

[ornate seal]

Unfortunately without knowing exactly what time the stream ended it makes it harder to back scale the time, but I'm on it

[solemn ridge]

autism for spoons, that's a spoonerism right?

[outer kiln]

There’s only three acceptable types of spoons

[dusk meteor]

Yeah that's why it's hard to find it on my phone, stream doesn't typically start at exactly 3

[versed nova]

equal weight across the area

[outer kiln]

Can I see a picture of one

[solemn ridge]

is this like the "there are only three words that contain 'meow'"?

[outer kiln]

No

[solemn ridge]

meow, meowing, and homeowner

(there are more, but suspend disbelief for the joke)

[patent current]

Oh dear god chat 💀 You can'T make stone tools in this mod 😭 And there are terrible creatures in the night 😭

[solemn ridge]

that being said

[versed nova]

one sec

[solemn ridge]

good luck saying homeowner the right way again

[bitter elm]

holy shit https://slaythespire.wiki.gg/wiki/Relics_List_(Slay_the_Spire_2)?rarity=Event

[outer kiln]

I can’t read it the same now

[solemn ridge]

teatime has inflicted the nyah~ status debuff on Gripples96

[patent grove]

Chat

Behold

The forbidden belly

[outer kiln]

[trim stone]

So I’m still doing work for a job i quit over 3 months ago

[primal harbor]

BEANS

[outer kiln]

Not bad not bad, the neck of the handle is a little too slim but overall that’s a good spoon

[solemn ridge]

i see your forbidden belly, and raise you - the shaved belly

[solemn ridge]

now with extra sunshine

[primal harbor]

bsodcat has inflicted the bsod status debuff on teatime, all your progress that hasn’t been saved is now lost :3

[versed nova]

I have never had one break. part of the thinning is hardening on pressing the bowl of the spoon

[patent grove]

Umbra is pettable

[trim stone]

Am angy

[outer kiln]

Ooh I see, that makes it better

[primal harbor]

My cat spot grew up with dogs, she’d let you pet her belly, she would also drool.

[solemn ridge]

jokes on you, my my previous growth is ossified and my new growth is calcified

[trim stone]

Rawr!

[versed nova]

Like you I abhore Plastic spoons, wooden spoons are not much better

[solemn ridge]

y u angy

[versed nova]

Large wooden spoons for cooking only

[outer kiln]

I hate how flimsy they are but if it’s all I have to use and don’t want to make more dirty dishes I’ll use it

[trim stone]

Metal spoons taste the best tho

[solemn ridge]

gallium spoons melt in your mouth

[versed nova]

Yes they really do

[outer kiln]

Yes 👏
People don’t get it

[primal harbor]

Do not the sppon

[patent grove]

Umbra demands I show chat

[trim stone]

So I just had to do something for a job I no longer work at

[patent grove]

Da beans

[outer kiln]

It’s weird but yeah they do taste better

Plastic spoons are like bleh

[versed nova]

Wooden spoons taste the worst

[solemn ridge]

because youre a good person and they asked you? or because youre being coerced, legally or emotionally?

[trim stone]

In my case also discipline

[solemn ridge]

im almost done with my 2fkn month notice period