I straight up got ghosted by my teacher
#voice_chat
river totem
river totem
I'll just send him angry emails and passive aggressive interation tomorrow
sharp loom
I'll just send him angry emails and passive aggressive interation tomorrow
passive aggressive...that's the way
tender delta
keep in mind, the teacher might have some stuff going on in their life, don't be too harsh on them, unless you know for a fact they just simply ignored you
sharp loom
they could at least have some sort of auto reply that tells people they might take a while to respond? A student is kinda depending on the teacher talking to them, don't you think?
river totem
its also specifically something he emailed to setup yesterday
river totem
he emailed me back and said he had a doctors apointment
harsh drift
bye
tender delta
he emailed me back and said he had a doctors apointment
should i.. uuh.. told you so? 
sharp loom
he emailed me back and said he had a doctors apointment
well....... glad he emailed you back now ^^
tender delta
you just know it's projection
mortal mulch
Welp.
Clown emoji react on Diablo 4 News channel, discord - not the first entry- but by far the highest count
onyx mortar
harsh drift
Religion is scary
there is nothing more scary than a "saved" person. there is no talking logic with them.
onyx mortar
Everything in moderation.
mortal mulch
Nothing is more concerning and borderline red flag than "It's on God's hands"
I'll die young because of all the awful things I can do 'nothing' about wearing on my psyche but there is a darker, more insidious side to that two headed reality coin.
harsh drift
yeah. that frustrates me a lot. I can't have minor disagreements with others. either I am with or against them
in some cases at least
tender delta
have you tried not doing that, Thor?
mortal mulch
Thoughts and prayers won't save lives.™
Also won't prevent disaster and tragedy.
mortal mulch
How dare you. Licorice is foul. Your opinions are putrid and you should feel bad, doo doo head.
mortal mulch
I wanna play warframe but I don't want to log in or public game. Huh.
mortal mulch
Was an attempt at.. uh. What's the thing where you use humour to wrap around from awful, dark stuff back to normal?
That's what the licorice comment was.
No not that.
sharp loom
my cat says hi
mortal mulch
HI KITTY I LOVE YOU 
sharp loom
bet she's gonna eat some more cables tonight
mortal mulch
sharp loom
how dare we
harsh drift
@sharp loom suddenly I am looking at truth tables as well
onyx mortar
tender delta
oh
mortal mulch
Peebo The Kek
harsh drift
I don't care about what's there. I've seen stuff 😅
harsh drift
looks like AI yeah
tender delta
voldemort with a smartphone 
harsh drift
also there is a person behind that character
mortal mulch
I have several questions about equating ISIS to Hamas without reading a thing.
Maybe people should pay better attention if they are going to be allowed to speak.
tender delta
send avadacadavra via airdrop 
river totem
onyx mortar
Honestly just the use of copyrighted characters, the likeness of an actor, etc is kind of dumb.
Just make it about the conflict not playing on emotions evoked from media.
mortal mulch
It is, unnecessary and gruesome in subtext.
harsh drift
ok. diving into 4chan. need to find this religion
river totem
"FeelsGodMan"
tender delta
is it weird though? the model has seen so many pepes, it knows the frog by heart
mortal mulch
Yes, exactly. Using pop culture to dilute and misdirect is really revolting.
harsh drift
hahahahaha
mortal mulch
That you don't even need to be an artist to create it these days is another dagger in my side.
Insult to injury.
"Here's a photorealistic pop-culture McGuffin doing a 4th wall thing while reacting to a real life event with entirely misleading caption."
Me, to younger artist friends.
onyx mortar
mortal mulch
Move aside, Bored Ape.
Now Mint: Astonished Aliens
Also, Y'all should try Backpack Battles just so you can tell me how you felt about it.
If you get grasped by intangible tendrils and cast into a hyperfixtion bender, I feel we have a rapport.
river totem
Trepper stop being a walking ad for backpack battles
mortal mulch
Never. Eventually.
river totem
greylian smoking a fat doobie
mortal mulch
Idiot A.I. Clearly a cigar.
river totem
I had to use cigar, it blocked doobie
mortal mulch
The plot thickens...
onyx mortar
harsh drift
"what is it good for?"
"DIABEETUS!"
onyx mortar
I ate 5 mexican aliens
tender delta
🪵
onyx mortar
And the salt is fighting my cold
mortal mulch
If I were their next of kin I'd likely take revenge instead of trying to cure your virus.
Turn the other cheek kind of Xeno.
harsh drift
hahahaha
that's kind of cool. also scary
I shouldn't have gone on 4chan. this is life now
sharp loom
harsh drift
river totem
onyx mortar
hoMEOWner
harsh drift
Hackeroni
tender delta
also "cow" and "ork" as &Olga already mentioned
tender delta
the thing is is, even here 
sharp loom
harsh drift
it's all about being first. not correct
clear horizon
Kinda nice, kinda cursed 
tender delta
just stop dying dude 
sharp loom
@sinful cove
harsh drift
don't eat too much. salt bad 😛
sinful cove
<@254593318963511297>
-_-
onyx mortar
tender delta
don't eat too much. salt bad 😛
he tends to forget about osmosis and says "it's fine" 
harsh drift
yup
tender delta
DjClancy should slamdunk on kick with a saucy reply 
onyx mortar
mortal mulch
Goose'dwins law. I'm afraid the memes are over now.
tender delta
the war is coming 
clear horizon
clear horizon
harsh drift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWT0kl1k32M
tl;dr?
river totem
iowa was scammed
sharp loom
iowa was scammed
what?
river totem
He ate the wrong state food and gave it to illionis
harsh drift
I would not have noticed
sinful cove
tender delta
aight, good spying listening sesh, i'm gonna 
, good night and such 
sharp loom
aight, good ~~spying~~ listening sesh, i'm gonna <:Bedge:1110273905312137286> , ...
nighty night
clear horizon
tl;dr?
Utah - Funeral Potatoes - D Tier
New Jersey - Pork Roll Breakfast Sandwich - C Tier
Ohio - Cincinnati-Style Chili - F Tier
Minnesota - Tater Tot Hot Dish - C Tier
Oklahoma - Fried Onion Burger - S Tier
New Mexico - Green Chili Cheese Burger - A Tier
Wisconsin - Fried Cheese Curds - A Tier
West Virginia - Pepperoni Roll - C Tier
North Carolina - Lexington-Style BBQ Pork - B Tier
Hawaii - Spam Musubi - A Tier
Wyoming - Elk - F Tier
Texas - Brisket - A Tier
Washington - Cedar Plank Salmon - A Tier
Arkansas - Biscuits with Chocolate Gravy - S Tier
Missouri - Toasted Ravioli - C Tier
Nevada - Shrimp Cocktail - C Tier
Delaware - Scrapple - F Tier
Rhode Island - Calamari - B Tier
South Dakota - Chislic - B Tier
North Dakota - Knoephla Soup - A Tier
Alabama - BBQ Chicken with White BBW Sauce - B Tier
Virginia - Country Ham - D Tier
Iowa - Iowa Chop - C Tier
Indiana - Pork Tenderloin Sandwich - B Tier
Alaska - Smoked Salmon Spread - S Tier
clear horizon
tl;dr?
Michigan - Pastie - A Tier
Colorado - Pork Chile Verde Stew - S Tier
Maine - Lobster Roll - A Tier
Connecticut - New Haven Pizza 'Abeez' - D Tier
Tennessee - Nashville Hot Chicken - A Tier
Louisiana - Gumbo - S Tier
Mississippi - Fried Catfish with Comeback Sauce - B Tier
Florida - Cuban Sandwich - B Tier
Massachusetts - Clam Chowder - S Tier
Kentucky - Hot Brown - C Tier
Idaho - Steak Fingers - F Tier
Kansas - Bierock - C Tier
Nebraska - Runza - B Tier
Georgia - Lemon Pepper Wet Wings - S Tier
New York - New York Pizza - B Tier
Montana - Huckleberry Pie - A Tier
Arizona - Sonoran Hot Dog - B Tier
South Carolina - Shrimp and Grits - B Tier
New Hampshire - Apple Cider Donuts - C Tier
Maryland - Crab Cake - S Tier
Pennsylvania - Philly Cheesesteak - B Tier
Oregon - Marionberry Pie - D Tier
Illinois - Italian Beef Sandwich - S Tier
Vermont - Maple Creemee - A Tier
California - California Burrito - S Tier
sinful cove
Rinkuškiu
sinful cove
silk river
sharp loom
Jena
harsh drift
I just have bacon on my pancakes
dense lagoon
Are you making bacon pancakes?
harsh drift
no they where talking about them, but pancakes with bacon pancakes is nice
depends on the context
hmmm. it's not something I've heard people say a lot so I need to think a little
xD
sharp loom
harsh drift
hahaha
my people
it's just pure chaos in here
Unnskyld and Beklager is like 2 that comes to mind.
clear horizon
clear horizon
harsh drift
god I love those videos
but yeah @sharp loom if someone is sick and you are speaking to someone about it I think the most correct would be to say something like. "jeg synes det er trist at h*n er syk" I think it's sad that they are sick. or "hørte du at X er syk?" did you hear that x is sick?. where "huff" "det var leit" are both acceptable answers.
cause "han" him "hun" her
sharp loom
👀
sinful cove
harsh drift
isn't that more germany tho?
"here call this number that doesn't work, and also we close after lunch and open next august"
yeah I should go to bed as well. work in 7 hours
sharp loom
harsh drift
haahah
as much as I like to hang out here with you guys. I must say good night. 🙂
Bye
sinful cove
@harsh drift bbye
silk river
byee nacho take care
mortal mulch
OK but the gourd does not look entirely dissimilar to Thor.
It's a bit uncanny.
https://youtu.be/43NJmbkwmzY?t=105 Time stamped.
trim wasp
google just wants to help your grandma, its just very gullible
harsh drift
Good thing that's it's not just me that is naive
harsh drift
mortal mulch
Product adulteration, or technicality about 'oil'?
river totem
Product adulteration, or technicality about 'oil'?
Product Adulteration
Most extra virgin olive oil isn't extra virgin (and in some cheap cases not even olive oil)
Good video, I recommend watching
mortal mulch
Honey is also a big one on Adulteration. Early episode of Rotten dives into that one.
Having had what I know to be pure honey it's evident.
dark thistle
I remember the first time I tasted real maple syrup. It's completely different than the cheap stuff
mortal mulch
Yeah table Syrup/Aunt Jemima/Buttersworth is some bull frickin' horse 💩
Big bamboozle. Real Maple Syrup is SSS tier.
trim wasp
hidden moon
trim wasp
onyx mortar
It's true
trim wasp
trim wasp
onyx mortar
velvet vale
that was gold! XD
trim wasp
@velvet vale GET OVA HERE
river totem
@willow dome did you delete that video
trim wasp
-GRABS YOU-
willow dome
No lol
willow dome
Who deleted it 😦
river totem
It doesn't break discord, you can just change channels to fix it
autumn path
river totem
./ban kingdomchaun
sharp loom
@trim wasp what are you playing?
river totem
You aren't even in the call!
sharp loom
That's is why I'm asking!
river totem
Kerbal Space Program
sharp loom
I can only see a smallish picture
sharp loom
Kerbal Space Program
thanks
velvet vale
that video is fine other mods
it said the f word which is why it got removed
onyx mortar
onyx mortar
onyx mortar
Zafaroth is a pilot.
river totem
sharp loom
onyx mortar
trim wasp
velvet vale
😬
trim wasp
mortal mulch
Da fuq? Chibi.. lizard... ASsassin Creed thing?
honest verge
Imagine trying to do the thing you tried to do 20 years ago and miserably failed at while making it even more stupid than it already was.
Couldn't be me.
tender delta
https://www.theverge.com/2023/10/26/23934216/x-twitter-bank-elon-musk-2024
replace my bank? good luck with that 
past moth
I wonder what happens to the first employee who gets caught having a secret bank account … probably banishment to mars.
sharp loom
river totem
summer grove
<@117934347952193537> https://clips.twitch.tv/HonorableBoringRadishSeemsGood-fVx...
What he's just eating foo- oh that's their litter box 
trim wasp
sharp loom
tender delta
i don't even have to watch, y'all describe it with a great detail 
mortal mulch
Dis kid kno de wae.
mortal mulch
Huh. That's free on EGS. Huh????
sharp loom
Huh. That's free on EGS. Huh????
yeah. I want to play it but there's a clown and... well..
green panther
onyx mortar
It's true.
mortal mulch
Love this image every time I see it.
sharp loom
So my cat jumped off my pc case , turning the pc off while doing so. So I guess that means good night xD
sinful cove
So my cat jumped off my pc case , turning the pc off while doing so. So I guess ...
Night night
clear horizon
So my cat jumped off my pc case , turning the pc off while doing so. So I guess ...
You had the whole day to sleep, come back! The night is for trash talking! 
harsh drift
haha
sinful cove
trim wasp
-rapid tapping-
sharp loom
You had the whole day to sleep, come back! The night is for trash talking! <:ya...
Yeah I didn’t sleep. I couldn’t. I wanted to stay but boyfriend told me I should get to bed soon. If I can’t sleep again, I’ll come back 
sinful cove
Zaf NFT confirmed
trim wasp
harsh drift
Cursed af
trim wasp
me irl
sinful cove
Stop
harsh drift
mama mama mamaaaaaaaaa
sinful cove
Get some help
harsh drift
xD
trim wasp
sinful cove
trim wasp
trim wasp
tender delta
real talk: is mario on something, or is it zafaroth? 
trim wasp
sinful cove
trim wasp
harsh drift
this is advice for future you. Zafaroth : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AuLkMBAFZg
it's about drugs
trim wasp
harsh drift
trim wasp
tender delta
do you need the expensive phone?
just buy a cheap one then
i have a samsung galaxy a40, it's pretty cheap compared to the others, you won't be playing diablo immortal or monster hunter now on it tho
ah yes, rather than a samsung, just give all your data to the ccp 
harsh drift
you reset it like you would fix the image on a CRT TV
tender delta
@clear horizon here's some juicy text for you 😉
you liked my typing so i thought i'd give some text for you
don't worry about it
clear horizon
you reset it like you would fix the image on a CRT TV
harsh drift
lol. a bit harsher than I imagined, but it might work
tender delta
tangerine,
tender delta
smallius?
summer grove
trim wasp
harsh drift
hahahaha
mortal mulch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32Hp1LW08Yc
I made it a whole 9 seconds before wanting to punch you for posting.
New record!
tender delta
his last 2 braincells constantly colliding and making a clinking sound
clear horizon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaDeTV-LLYA
We can't save him anymore, we have to put him down. 
harsh drift
I think we broke her guys
mortal mulch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3nb32gYBJY
Redeemed.
trim wasp
harsh drift
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
harsh drift
mortal mulch
Of all the servers that post things I don't like, this ones posts some of the least by magnitude.
GOOD JOB 💯
sinful cove
mortal mulch
I went for a walk in sandals, tshirt and pants and it was still too warm.
TF is this Autumn? I mean I know we're tempting fate and Mother Earth has had it with our crap but I promise I'm trying
harsh drift
now I want to play diablo 1 and 2
trim wasp
harsh drift
yes. Nelas has the best words
mortal mulch
Is the ... thing on the left actually a 'word'
An acronym perhaps or .
At least an onomatopoeia?
harsh drift
woooooOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA
tender delta
darkest dungeon narrator Nelas has the best words, you have to listen to him
harsh drift
mortal mulch
That VA does custom clips on some streams I watch.
trim wasp
mortal mulch
💯 / 💯 stonks for production value
tender delta
🥵
mortal mulch
*for that VA not whatever this channel is...
mortal mulch
How long ago was this posted. I know I've seen that one here.
trim wasp
a bit
sinful cove
in the morning
accurat
mortal mulch
2 kinds of people in the world.
Morning people/farmers
Normal people
trim wasp
mortal mulch
Tonight might be a try new food place night. Will post if the case.
mortal mulch
Sure. Why not? Can get them dirt cheap I'm sure and some sucker will pay real money for it.
trim wasp
sinful cove
tender delta
wait, where am i again? 
clear horizon
harsh drift
I eat kiwis like it was an apple, and it freaks people out
tender delta
what kind of murrican eats vegetables? you're a fake
clear horizon
I eat kiwis like it was an apple, and it freaks people out
tender delta
a hot patch you say?
summer grove
@warped trail
tender delta
buying meds for ferret
harsh drift
Zultrachaun. I like that
mortal mulch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djT_hBVbmGc
incidentally much more profound knowing what Gman likely is and the reality they belong to
river totem
onyx mortar
harsh drift
lmao
I don't think would be much better if that was true tbh.
someone would just take over after putin
tender delta
onyx mortar
onyx mortar
<:huhn:1138762459067461653>
Looks new
tender delta
Thor you aren't talking about mewing are you?
harsh drift
FinalFinalFinalForSureFinalVersion
hahaha
yeah war is war. not some fantasy
people just have no relation to what's happening so they are just keyboard warriors at home so they can feel important
oof. damn. I don't want too have ww3
onyx mortar
umbral garnet
silk river
mortal mulch
someone would just take over after putin
No idea about context but yeah - 1 human being ousted wouldn't fix what's wrong by a long shot.
onyx mortar
mortal mulch
'Dead Sea called - said you should chill tf out homie.'
tender delta
i can't see mental health, it must not exist
trim wasp
tender delta
what in tarnation is a sematary?
trim wasp
mortal mulch
This comic is. Pointing to something.
umbral garnet
onyx mortar
fringe sleet
Cohh streamed in Software and game dev
onyx mortar
fringe sleet
yes
umbral garnet
onyx mortar
https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/Zn0yVq48AGW0aMmcsr8qnTKcuk9AFGw7Cge...
True.
tender delta
multiplayer noita
onyx mortar
river totem
I think I will
tender delta
so real talk: doesn't the bidet spray the "waste water" all over? how is it "more hygienic"?
plain ingot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaDeTV-LLYA
why are you like this?
onyx mortar
plain ingot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20blZkZdO60
Like... dear god... sweet summer child... what was done to you to make you this way...
fringe sleet
plain ingot
Jesus - is that Willem Dafoe?!?!
umbral garnet
Jesus - is that Willem Dafoe?!?!
Well it's not Willem Dafriend
plain ingot
Well it's not Willem Dafriend
I laughed way too hard at that
tender delta
but a modding api is so hard to make like oh my god
plain ingot
Well someone is doing something right - those screenshots are awesome for the action bar
(or whatever it's called in MC / BG)
tender delta
it's a sandbox game, there is no point to any of it 
plain ingot
...don't ruin the fun I'm starting to have again with laptop gaming
dont' go saying such things...
mortal mulch
I laughed way too hard at that
goddamnit. OK. Fine. I concede this one.
river totem
it's a sandbox game, there is no point to any of it <:shrug:845752289448820747>
I agree with you WGG, it doesn't matter that "Oh this is useless I can't think of anything with this. Why don't they add this change they promised a 11 years ago"
(which btw, was before Microsoft bought mojang)
tender delta
lack of use? they didn't even release it? wat
oh
jfc
they are pushing bedrock so hard because it's the only money milking machine they have
venomous spooders climbed into master chief's boots and he died. that's why there's no halo in australia
spoilers 
plain ingot
Thank you - now I get to have nightmares about that...
(the venomous spiders a la "Arachnaphobia" and what's-his-face Jeff Daniels, not Halo + Master Chief)
tender delta
alright lads, it's almost 6AM for me, time for
fringe sleet
Night
velvet vale
night!
plain ingot
trim wasp
The modding api is an ongoing shenanigans
Dinner bone was innately brought on to make it
and post Microsoft acquisition he hired another person to work on the modding api, who then also didn't do it
-rabid dog barking- this part was especially infuriating
stark sentinel
trim wasp
My favorite part is brainless reddit posts like "minecraft doesn't need modding API, Java is easy go open up and edit" THATS NOT WHY WE WANT IT YOU PEPEGA
stark sentinel
if they didn't break the mods(in java edition) with every minor upgrade, I'd agree it'd be easier
though I'm speaking from experience like 2 years ago, dunno if that changed in the meantime
trim wasp
No the whole point is a server would be able to use your API to ask to push mods to your client
Like it does for resource packs
stark sentinel
oh that, yeah that'd be awesome
tender delta
time to make a better minecraft
tawdry gazelle
if they didn't break the mods(in java edition) with every minor upgrade, I'd agr...
With the Blockgame mod I always say "I'll update the mod to newer versions when the server gets updated" but in all reality when Thor does update the server I'm utterly screwed
I'll pretty much have to rewrite 75% of the functionality to compat with all the useless internal changes
I really wish Mojang wasn't so terrible in pretty much every way
Like at this point the mod has grown so huge codebase-wise it'll be hell
It doesn't even come close to fitting on one screen
trim wasp
Sure would be nice of mojang somehow isolated plugin changes so they kept working unless something major changed
And also stopped randomly swapping around internal code for seemingly no purpose
tawdry gazelle
@green panther
tawdry gazelle
Thor has a fear of gnomes
clear horizon
Thor has a fear of gnomes
~~fear ~~ well earned perturbation against gnomes
harsh drift
ugh. now I want to order pizza, but no. it's spendy. 40$ for pizza is too much.
tawdry gazelle
@onyx mortar I'm currently eliminating the last few chat spams
@next crescent #blockgame-modders message
mortal mulch
ugh. now I want to order pizza, but no. it's spendy. 40$ for pizza is too much.
40 dollars? Tell me that isn't for one pizza.
Or that the pizza is massive.
Are you eating for 2?
harsh drift
40 dollars? Tell me that isn't for one pizza.
yeah that's one big pizza
with delivery
mortal mulch
A large pizza here. Normal size pizza box size - like 12-18 depending where.
Delivery has gotten so much worse.
"free" delivery is basically extinct.
harsh drift
lol yeah I am lucky if I find a small one for like 15-16$ and the the quality may be soso
like frozen pizza is now like 8-9$
inflation has been crazy
plucky ledge
that's wild
actually reading this while eating the pizza I just ordered and got delivered for 14 bucks, all made from scratch with local ingredients
harsh drift
like a kg of like regular cheese used to be 10$ normal price. now the normal price is 13$ and it's on offer for 10$. 400g of ground beef would be 5$ but now it's like 8$
just happy that I have a somewhat decent pay as a retail worker and don't have a lot of expenses
plucky ledge
to be fair I'm cheating a bit because I'm a special case for delivery at my local pizza place
no matter what, when I order they deliver and I don't pay for it (sometimes the owner is working alone so he makes me wait until end of service to personally deliver)
the rare advantage of being disabled 😎
plucky ledge
honest verge
Ours isn't too bad I guess, I think using this one as a benchmark is reasonable cause it exists in most places...
Delivery is like 1000 usually so in USD it comes out to like $12 total. Used to convert to less than that but then Artsakh happened...
harsh drift
well we earn somewhat well here so things costs more.
should I play vanilla minecraft before blockgame? or is it a good place to start?
sharp loom
Just try to not fall down too much!
harsh drift
thanks 🙂 blockgame seems fun so I bought minecraft the other day.
onyx mortar
Rockin!
mortal mulch
Does anyone actually know what buff pumpkin helm gives in MHN?
Bonus point if you know what it scales from solo to +1 etc.
1 person: 20 atk
2: 40 atk
3: 60 atk
4: 80 atk
During event:
1 person: 20 x 5 = 100
2: 40 x 5 = 200
3: 60 x 5 = 300
4: 80 x 5 = 400
Supposedly. Huh. OK then.
onyx mortar
harsh drift
chocolate with alcohol is for old people. they love it for some reason
clear horizon
chocolate with alcohol is for old people. they love it for some reason
Have to hide alcoholism somehow, eh?
harsh drift
The sweetness combined with the warmth that liquor gives you is great
yes but no. the taste isn't that great. I prefer drinking them neat
frosty flame
might be a spoon full of alcohol helps keep the doctor away kind of deal
harsh drift
yeah don't share too much with strangers on the internett 🙂
like I don't mind either, but there's some crazy people out there
yeah. turn on computer then go make coffee
dialup gives me a good feeling
plain ingot
https://www.twitch.tv/kaicenat
Dunno why but that makes me really uncomfortable
That's a me thing though...
plucky ledge
Oh I really like the first one
harsh drift
lmao
sage scarab
@plucky ledge
harsh drift
there is a difference in honesty and being rude.
like some white lies you tell regardless.
we make fun of Sweedes in norway, but it's also like you would make fun of your friend. we don't really hate them.
not really
Finns are ok. we just don't really make fun of them
@clear horizon that's good to hear cause some times I just can't stop myself. cause I have some dark dark humor 😅
I have to hold back to my german friend 😛
haha
frosty flame
don't germans have some of the darkest humor, or is it just the dryest?
clear horizon
don't germans have some of the darkest humor, or is it just the dryest?
Yes, and Ja
harsh drift
oh in the discord I try to keep it PG13.
don't want to make too much work for the mods
frosty flame
I always think of this clip regarding specific nationalities humor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg1EdKlm0P8
probably not indicative of German humor as a whole but
harsh drift
here in norway where I live all the roads follow the coast mostly. nature is real nice, but takes a while to drive around. not a big amount of tunnels
or bridges
that's throwing away money 😛 but yeah. if you don't have a system for bottle deposits it doesn't matter
that's a problem everywhere.
recycling costs more money
frosty flame
I wish we had futuristic recyclers, dump half a cake in a box into the disposal and it disintegrates to its component atoms
sharp loom
I wish we had the trash bin from Sims: throw your plate and rubbish in it and get money for it 😄
honest verge
that's called pfand and exists in Germany (well, for bottles, not plates lol)
clear horizon
I wish we had the trash bin from Sims: throw your plate and rubbish in it and ge...
Would love that
harsh drift
that's called pfand and exists in Germany (well, for bottles, not plates lol)
pant in Norway
clear horizon
pant in Norway
Not a thing in Norway?
harsh drift
it is a thing. I just meant to say we call it pant
sharp loom
that's called pfand and exists in Germany (well, for bottles, not plates lol)
I know it does ^^ But it's not what I meant. Sraw was talking about throwing half a cake away and I was saying that in the Sims it would give you money. Like the trash bin gives you money, you don't need to take your rubbish to a collection bin ^^
sharp loom
pant in Norway
umbral garnet
<:honyNOTE:911029237878779944>
I just now realized your avatar was a cookie... I thought it was a drawning until just now
clear horizon
sharp loom
I just now realized your avatar was a cookie... I thought it was a drawning unti...
yeah it's my very cursed cookie I made last year 
it stares right into your soul
harsh drift
I honestly thought it was a cat tbh, but I sit aways from the screen showing discord xD
umbral garnet
I mean it is less creepy knowing it is a cookie. i was more disturbed thinking you drew it LOL
frosty flame
did cookie cat leave his family behind in an interstellar war?
umbral garnet
are they edible beads or was it like sewing beads ?
I would eat it either way.... but just curious
frosty flame
"everything is edible if you are brave enough"
umbral garnet
frosty flame
I would assume if you could throw half a cake in box into the recycler, and get its atoms back, you are getting paid in atoms. So whatever those atoms cost, you save opportunity value on refilling those tanks
sharp loom
are they edible beads or was it like sewing beads ?
they are edible, yes ^^
clear horizon
I always think of this clip regarding specific nationalities humor
https://www.y...
Not a single joke there but yea, German Humor is dry. Also what exacerbates the situation is that, if you want to tell authentic German jokes, you would have to translate them... that often does not work... :/
Example: Zwei Jäger treffen sich. Beide Tod. - Two hunter meet. Both are dead. |-| Two hunter shoot (treffen - to meet / to shoot ) each other. Both are dead.
mortal mulch
Germans' humour is both a meme and a paradox.
As in, there are jokes about Germans attempting to tell jokes.
harsh drift
I've met a few americans online and most of them is like "yup. the US is effed up" but also they know their food.
mortal mulch
I should damn well hope so.
They need something.
'Got healthcare? Security? How about equality? OK.. .human rights?'
'Well, I know you have military!'
HELL YEAH how do you think we prop up our food, water, and keep the poor under heel?
harsh drift
not even the end of the month
clear horizon
That's Ice Cream
harsh drift
https://saboscrivner.files.wordpress.com/2020/03/dsc03000.jpg?w=1200
that's I've been poor for 6 months and this is what I could borrow from my neighbors
harsh drift
HAHAHAHAHAHA
mortal mulch
Garlic Cream Sauce, Asiago, Mozzarella, Italian Sausage, Mushrooms, Caramelized Onions, Crushed Garlic, Arugula
Was delicious.
harsh drift
that happened in the chain I work with. someone in a store did the wrong layout. an a4 sized price with "get ready for school" and a rifle under.
which is pretty yikes.
I am one of them
umbral garnet
harsh drift
I mean. I lived on the proverbial streets for 12 years, and I am from the north, so some things comes out here and there, but I try to be better.
no no. it's fine 🙂
north in norway. cold winter land
umbral garnet
mortal mulch
could be
plucky ledge
spam wellington
river totem
I hate it here
sharp loom
the crust looks great
harsh drift
lmao
umbral garnet
mortal mulch
Could likely use beef tongue in a wellington and no one would eeeeeverknow
harsh drift
@plucky ledge that's just my dark reader 😛
clear horizon
umbral garnet
mortal mulch
id try it
mortal mulch
Sausage is normal until you use child candy packaging.
Then it's a graphic design crime.
frosty flame
Not a single joke there but yea, German Humor is dry. Also what exacerbates the ...
Yeah, I think the "joke" they are doing there is its the same standup comedy lines that others use, but the presentation is different. I imagine pun-based comedy is pretty common but suffers a lot from translations. It made me think of a joke poem
"One fine morning in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other" (it continues for about 3 more stanzas)
I'm sure theres more puns that even some native speakers like myself would miss.
umbral garnet
mortal mulch
Yeah, I think the "joke" they are doing there is its the same standup comedy lin...
I really hope that one isn't a double entendre.
umbral garnet
frosty flame
https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/pqcZEJtY2s6-3OyI4cX1IeTgOwIay0Nk-ec...
as a spam lover, I would probably not like this. It looks too dry all around - spam is best braised
mortal mulch
HowToBasic beat all these idiots to the 'cursed food that isn't actually food' but they didn't get the memo.
Laugh at their failure.
plucky ledge
as a spam lover, I would probably not like this. It looks too dry all around - s...
spam lover????
summer grove
@umbral garnet https://vxtwitter.com/Tribe_XX/status/1713535779153088880
umbral garnet
mortal mulch
5th year birthday PSTD
frosty flame
I really hope that one isn't a double entendre.
I don't think the double entendre you are likely thinking is meant
mortal mulch
<@122942025266888704> https://vxtwitter.com/Tribe_XX/status/1713535779153088880
My cake was from Timmies.
harsh drift
This is apparently big in Sweeden. Banana curry pizza
summer grove
@umbral garnet
mortal mulch
They allowed smoking indoor back then.
I can taste that cake again seeing that post.
frosty flame
I cook braised spam about once every 3-4 weeks
mortal mulch
I wish to cease alive.
summer grove
frosty flame
I don't remember which server it was on but the rating for spam musubi was A tier
harsh drift
remember folks: always keep ice cubes of sausage water for guest you don't like.
mortal mulch
I never have anyone over. EZPZ
harsh drift
they have to go somewhere @plucky ledge
frosty flame
I've heard spatchcocking is the best way to cook turkey, I wonder how this compares.
summer grove
@umbral garnet
harsh drift
haha
umbral garnet
harsh drift
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/585605329010688001/1009143833692483614/...
NO!
river totem
Tromsø?
frosty flame
its not a banana
harsh drift
I'm kind of facinated when I see the gas stoves. we only use electricity. I've never used one.
umbral garnet
umbral garnet
harsh drift
hahaha
summer grove
summer grove
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/379887186763448322/1084749718627831818/...
@onyx mortar
umbral garnet
onyx mortar
Would if it was a Bratwurst
harsh drift
I would eat that on a depression Sunday
summer grove
umbral garnet
summer grove
umbral garnet
summer grove
summer grove
umbral garnet
onyx mortar
summer grove
umbral garnet
British Kids Drink
summer grove
umbral garnet
onyx mortar
umbral garnet
summer grove
umbral garnet
summer grove
onyx mortar
summer grove
umbral garnet
harsh drift
hahahaha
umbral garnet
clear horizon
umbral garnet
umbral garnet
onyx mortar
summer grove
umbral garnet
summer grove
summer grove
onyx mortar
summer grove
onyx mortar
Is it worth it?
umbral garnet
summer grove
Is it worth it?
yes
onyx mortar
umbral garnet
plucky ledge
i'd eat that
clear horizon
harsh drift
I can leave the milk out for a while, but who likes lukewarm milk? 😅 needs to be cold.
🤢
hahaha
umbral garnet
harsh drift
no joke. I have used the outside as my extended freezer in the winter.
plucky ledge
summer grove
harsh drift
hahahha
clear horizon
Jägermeister
onyx mortar
summer grove
harsh drift
xD
umbral garnet
summer grove
@clear horizon
clear horizon
<@204993280780402688>
100% can confirm
onyx mortar
tawdry gazelle
I miss 10 seconds ago when I hadn't seen this
umbral garnet
summer grove
summer grove
summer grove
harsh drift
goblins can live in castles as well
harsh drift
ye
tawdry gazelle
I really need to fix that bug LMAO why am I bald
My mod causes that to happen I don't know how
sharp loom
good night guys!
PS: Florida smells
onyx mortar
good night guys!
PS: Florida smells
True.
cerulean knot
is this a new cursed quest ???
tawdry gazelle
Who needs a fishing rod anyways
fervent onyx
tawdry gazelle
@onyx mortar The day the server switches to 1.20 will be doomsday for me 
harsh drift
I'm in
harsh drift
tawdry gazelle
I'm lowkey having doubts about the status bar at the bottom. Keep or scrap
river totem
Scrap
harsh drift
so uh. is there a blockgame wiki I can consult?
plucky ledge
harsh drift
basic stuff. I've never played minecraft. how to I melt my copper?
I need to refine stuff
plucky ledge
the new official minecraft wiki is over at https://minecraft.wiki
harsh drift
thanks, so I need to build in the pvp zone then to melt and all that?
sinful wind
Ore is smelted in a furnace
clear horizon
thanks, so I need to build in the pvp zone then to melt and all that?
Have a Town in Midgard and/or build a furnace in Myrkheim both works
sinful wind
Should have access to those in most zones
sinful cove
thanks, so I need to build in the pvp zone then to melt and all that?
or you can join a someones town
harsh drift
I see. then I will look into that tomorrow. I started digging and kind of blacked out. I think I've been at it for 2-3 hours 😅
but thanks
sinful cove
You just yearn for the mines, its understandable
sage scarab
Skyfactory
clear horizon
any mods you guys recommend that's good?
mortal mulch
Should I be at all sad I let the Mojang emails rot and therefore my Java copy of Minecraft is baleeted?
Did I lose something esoteric and rare, like a low digit count ICQ account?
sinful wind
Just cash, you can still purchase java last I checked
mortal mulch
I see. A relief.
plucky ledge
Cash and a cosmetic cape most of us got
if anything NOT owning a cape is rarer right now
frosty flame
I think you are forced to own both Java and Bedrock, so that makes it less of a decision
plucky ledge
Well yeah now you buy it once and get both
mortal mulch
No worries. There was little chance of playing the game being an item.
Thanks.
harsh drift
time is weird
I feel the same after I've tidied up everything, it's nice, but it's not my apartment anymore
harsh drift
https://github.com/Meridanus/blockgameExp_Hud
https://github.com/Meridanus/Block...
game looks amazing now. thanks 🙂
I couldn't notice any problems the hours I played @plucky ledge and we both live in europe. it says 165ms but that's about it
couldn't notice it really
plucky ledge
huh
clear horizon
Same for me 4 to 5 bars all the time
sinful cove
umbral garnet
clear horizon
harsh drift
shots fired
tawdry gazelle
i'm so good at this github thing
sinful wind
Cursed
clear horizon
i'm so good at this github thing
clear horizon
what did you say? <@204993280780402688>
You, Ham and I are on the same Timezone
harsh drift
ah. yes I guess we are
someone is pocketing ALOT
alright. I'm going to find the bed. so I maybe don't sleep all day again 😅
good night
sinful cove
good night
Night night
cerulean knot
good night
summer grove
i'm so good at this github thing
Ok how do you want to die
mortal mulch
I think I peripherally understand what sticking out your gyat for the rizzler means and inside of that, it's quantum cringe.
Do not reproduce, all ye who tread here.
drowsy furnace
summer grove
That looks amazing and I am stealing it
I will come over and create a schematic of your house
drowsy furnace
You cant... the server file got corrupted 
summer grove
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
ruby dawn
You minecrafters might appreciate this: https://imgur.com/a/DA2jX
mortal mulch
onyx mortar
harsh drift
that's weird yeah. usually they get their foot smashed in the door. not bombed.
lmao
everytime I hear eff around I think about this one.
river totem
!sign
harsh drift
preach!
river totem
harsh drift
hahahhaha
xD
I learned just now
please thor. this is getting sader by the minute
this is pretty yikes
yeah ok now I understand it all
that's not normal
hahaha
😬
I got mine a few years back. should be good for another 4 years or so. I think it lasts like 10 years
the hep a+b vaccine I got you needed to take 3 times for it to stick or something.
god damnit
trim wasp
river totem
trim wasp
Im not in vc but I can't believe you all have hepatitis
river totem
we're giving it to you
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