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hes wearing a top hat
Exactly
dapper young man
thats an african grey right? theres a channel that has one that i watch
That's a cute fert
pickle speed cleaning in the corner lmao
SPEEN 🏎️
Now this man knows what he wants
Oh we have an ACTIVE one in the oldies!!! https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/AwkwardInterestingCockroachBCouch-E2-a45Gj_iBScRkc
i believe thats rye 
https://ferrets.piratesoftware.wiki/Glossary#/media/File:Pastel_climb_tower.JPG A new toy graces the ferret wiki
This page contains an alphabetical list of terms commonly used in relation to ferrets as well as those used by the chatters watching the stream. Also a list of often used toys and other items is listed below.
ooo we need one for the beeg toob
ill try to get good screenshots :)
NOOOOO. I just saw the announcement! I am legit crying. NOT MY ODIE!!!!!!
DIP Deputy Odie. You are now off duty. We thank you for your service 
Hello! I was recommended by the twitch chat to ask my question here regarding a pet food brand that is advertising to food retailers as safe for ferrets. The brand is called SquarePet. Its a vet brand similar to hills science diet or royal canine. They say the PowerCat formula is perfect to be fed to ferrets. As cats are obligated carnivors and it contains such a high percentage of the food is made from animal meat. Something like 92%.
best to show the ingredients list
Okay let me copy and paste. Hold please! 🙏
Omg this website make copy and paste so difficult for mobile users.
VFS® POWERCAT™ Turkey & Chicken for Cats – SquarePet https://share.google/zDVIYP8jHK11Ka0oC
VFS POWERCAT is obligate carnivore nutrition specifically formulated to match the needs of the unique feline metabolism. VFS POWERCAT is a high meat-based protein diet paired with ultra-low carbohydrates which provides the carnivorous amino acids required by hypercarnivores to help promote strong muscles and a lean an
Turkey, Chicken, Chicken Meal, Turkey Meal, Potatoes, Salmon, Chicken Fat (Preserved with Mixed Tocopherols), Natural Chicken Flavor, Flaxseed, Cranberries, Tomatoes, Apples, Carrots, Miscanthus Grass, Salmon Oil Source of DHA, Chicory Root, Potassium Chloride, Taurine, Magnesium Proteinate, Ascorbic Acid (Source of Vitamin C), Vitamins (Vitamin E Supplement, Vitamin A Supplement, Vitamin D3 Supplement, Niacin Supplement, D-Calcium Pantothenate, Riboflavin Supplement, Thiamine Mononitrate, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride, Biotin, Vitamin B12 Supplement, Folic Acid), Choline Chloride, Minerals (Zinc Proteinate, Iron Proteinate, Copper Proteinate, Manganese Proteinate, Calcium Iodate, Selenium Selenite), Dried Bacillus Coagulans Fermentation Product
ooo that looks decent
i looked on another ferret server and it seems that its a well liked brand. i would say, best mixed with another brand (but this is good practice anyways)
So the small amount of potatoes and fruits isnt something to be too worried about? Thats what I was most concerned about. I dont know much about the care of ferrets, only that I love the little wiggle worms.
i think so. iirc the biggest issue is when there are peas/legumes because they can cause bladder stones. but im not 100% on that so you might want another source
Thank you!
Hey just a heads up you can also make a #ferret-ticket And one of the caretakers can help you out
yes true im sure shaye has good insight on this too ^^
Yeah, I would second making a ticket if you're looking to talk to the person who is mixing up the rescue's current diet/foods.
Yes, this is a good food to have as part of a mix. The fruit/veg amounts aren't a huge concern, I appreciate the amount of protein in it. As always kibble mixes should consist of 2 (ideally 3) different brands
Thank you so much for the reply. I'll make sure my coworkers are also educated on this.
Shaye knows the wisdom they speak
Oh wise Shaye of the Ferrets. What is your Wisdom.
Shayge of the Ferrets 
No wait it should be
Oh wise ferret jesus. What is your wisdom.
no she's the Shayge that looks over the 7 Sages. 
If anyone wants to look at this model, I made it here: https://home.by.me/en/project/92d4d2887f15a2cce140f3b/ferret-software-rescue/medias?_gl=1*3tw8zp*_up*MQ.._gaOTgzMzc0Njc2LjE3NzA3NDI4NzE._ga_094Z3KP0JDczE3NzA3NDI4NzEkbzEkZzAkdDE3NzA3NDI4NzEkajYwJGwxJGgxNjE2NjE1OTYz*_ga_XQZGZ8VC97*czE3NzA3NDI4NzEkbzEkZzAkdDE3NzA3NDI4NzEkajYwJGwxJGgxNDc5MzY1OTE.
9 beds in a room that's a good sleepover
I drafted some notes (toilet reading material) for ya too! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R-WU9HqChWsL_jiyNrph2ZYdALrA7t3DcPP9lbLe6lc/edit?usp=sharing
I'd be happy to show you any changes you have from the contractor, so you can see what it will look like! (For free. this is not a sales pitch)
As an ArchViz specialist (and as a fan) I had to reach out to you when I saw this plan you posted in chat over the weekend… My favorite part of your community is the way that you encourage learning and growth. I really admire that you are always excited to be in a room with smart people. You lov...
Here's some more inspiration! https://home.by.me/en/project/92d4d2887f15a2cce140f3b/ferret-software-v2/medias?_gl=1*w8sofu*_up*MQ.._gaMTkwNjY5NTIzOS4xNzcwNjk3NTI0*_ga_094Z3KP0JDczE3NzA2OTc1MjQkbzEkZzAkdDE3NzA2OTc1MjQkajYwJGwxJGg4NjczMDMwMDY._ga_XQZGZ8VC97*czE3NzA2OTc1MjQkbzEkZzAkdDE3NzA2OTc1MjQkajYwJGwxJGgyMDg0NDcwNDE4
Mother 3..
How many ferrets can you find?
7 and a frog
The tiny leg peekig out and the two faces are just chef's kiss
Please put it in a #ferret-ticket
Btw if im not supposed to give advice please tell me, im aware that ferret ticket is a good resource (definitely better then me) but i tend to give whatever even slightly valuable input i have 😅
Thank you for pointing me to the correct place. I will place a ticket.
I love those two
they are very pretty girls ✨
A little edit for Odie man. Dook in Peace sweet boy.
UGH GORGEOUS BABBY!
Gib 
Ugh, that's beautiful, thank you. I'm crying again
Dook in Peace Odieman, you were very loved 
Sir odie has all the kirbees to snuggle in beyond the stars 
DIP Deputy Odie

i totally forgor to share this clip from a few days ago https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/AnnoyingOddLadiesVoHiYo-h6zaXqhuf6BoRv6l
The person who bought the bouncy ferret got him home and he immediately started doing it again. 
今日ぴょんフェレお迎えに行ってきました(^^)
前に予定がありキャリー持っていけずボックスに入れてもらったのですが、電車降りる時には食いちぎられ写真の通りに笑
(駅から自宅まで抱っこで帰りました笑
そしてお迎え初日で、なんとぴょんぴょんしてくれました😊生で見ると、さらにかわいいです😊
What a goofy, adorable baby. 
Goofball ferrets with unique habits, so precious 
Get this babs a trampoline
Think he actually is a boy, but its hard with twitter / Google Translate to know for sure
Cute and bouncy is all that really matters 
Fr
Lil jumpy baaaaaaby 
Japanese ferret twitter is amazing
with this i dub them Flubber. 
Carl according to the twitter. 
sorry, can't hear that over the sound of Flubber bouncing. 

Immy apparently swallowed something he shouldn't have. Emergency appointment in an hour, I'm guessing surgery. Very bad timing
Never observed him trying to eat anything he shouldn't. Sigh
Ferrets. So much love, so much cuteness, so much work, so much stress
What did he swallow?
Cuuuute!
lol i tried to make it close to source material
I'll cross my fingies for your little man, I'm sorry everything seems to be happening at the same time for you and your babies right now. Crossing fingies and toesies they can help him without surgery 
Source material says her head is flatter
(Jokes aside, I love it as always ❤️ )
https://fxtwitter.com/kukkuxmogu/status/2015214714968854865/photo/1 ame looks a LOT like nemo, even has the belly spot
also a good example of how bad the gender translation is lol,, the translation says girl but hes clearly a boy 😂
looks to me like cheese + nemo
lol
Immy is probably going to be fine, they don't think it was a blockage. Thank you. I was not in a good head space
The japanese says they thought he was a girl so im guessing the english translation botched the grammar
I can see some cheese in the face but nemo looks completely different to me 🤔
Just a similar pattern i guess
Verdict: not eggplant enough
That nemo look alike turned white
They need to stop throwing away their beautiful patterns 😢
Naughty babies
I bet misto will end up white too
I am gonna guess he will look more like how rauru looks, because he isnt roaning very fast. But i could be totally wrong lmao
Watch misto go full peanut
He will still be beautiful
But when i first saw him i gasped irl he was the prettiest baby ever
It could happen. i mean the aunties used to be sables
Peanut went pure white in one shedding season
Same :> i first saw a photo of him and his black nose was just perfect
Its more like 2 tbh
But only barely
Peanut 5th of march (its what i have for the wiki migration)
17th of jan this year
Okfine here's one where you can actually see his pattern
no thats not peanut she just made the cam shake afaik
Dang it saph im too lazy to edit
Yeah with her beautiful dumb face
Well thats who its on the wiki as.
Then that needs fixing!
We need shoon ferret ai on the wiki again
Ferret Artificial Recognition Technology
Lol
I am not as well practiced as i used to be, get toast to do it
For anyone wondering: shoon ferret ai is just a joke that floats around cause shoon is so good at knowing who is who
Not a actual ai model of any kind, just real inteligence
you are still better at the champanges
this is hazel#ferretchat message
I would tell you my secret markers but i dont want to 
she will always be a diva
A model
No you didnt
"EXCUUUSE ME? THIS is my photo"
Nemo and uncles unleashed
possibly mike whiskey tobey pickle beans and chili
@outer tinsel mike is out with nemo and the uncles
Hawk and chili
Need a Hawk, Chili, Beans, Lua, Mocha photoshoot. They all look too similar. 
i have a section for them on my doc lol
but new pics would be good
piggo
piggo
hello sir tobert
Japan really loves Tina and Milo lol
fr
Excellent cosplay
shiro is a cutie
My heart goes out to everyone at the rescue for the recent losses of Jack and Odie. We know you do the best you can for these wonderful animals, but sadly time will always win in the end. Just remember the years you gave them were the best they could have! 
Someone's head is being a Mocha pillow.
Mocha requires only the most luxurious pillows!
this is one of many on my desktop shuffle, those cute fight me eyes
On the contrary, you might have just gotten the most adorable ad you've ever seen 🤔
The fat lads sleep
The little human is better from her cold, and all is right in Snoot's world again
He got lots of playtime today and he's currently content to hear her learning
I think my favorite part to owning noodle babies is the ability to rile them up! The dooks are so cute and the war dances don’t get me started lmao!! And if one runs into the other like a bay blade they explode 😆😆😆
Pennes new fav thing is the couch and how he swears he can dig threw it lol
😂 Bathing My NOODLE 😂 #ferret #subscribe #shorts
He definitely can! Dont let him get too fixated
Don’t worry I’m watching him ❤️
Snoot tore up the underneath liner of Little Human's futon lol
Also look at Snoot's longest whisker he ever has had
Crimes are being committed
Linguine lmao
Naughty naughty
do the things, get the stuff 😛
Blep! Ok that's the last snoot pic tonight lol
Misto decided he would like to swim. 
bath time for misto
https://fxtwitter.com/Chacha0201_/status/2021420009424290286/photo/2 chocolate colored cheese
Pretty 💖
I take no credit for this photo but someone in another discord posted it and I had to make it my avatar
Note that is ai
Specificly google gemini
I know that it was gemini because ive been fighting their generation stuff for awhile and can quickly tell
i don't think a ferret would last 2 seconds of someone trying to get it to wear this
Pretty convincing one, but the sword angle is my tell. It would be thru their shoulder.
Theres also just so many tells that appear
Plus the AI watermark you can search for
Like, wheres the shadows
this is ai. the same rescue constantly posts ai edited pics like this
I see 0 for things that would throw them like the sword, the bag, the jewel. all missing
That would be bokeh being applied weird, been fighting that myself working with a friend on their video stuff with that style of bag
i hate that they do this so much
Atleast with a actual person you can move them
ai doesnt do well with leather. it looks kinda like puddy
It honestly looks like its brand new pleather and not real leather
Aw I'm sadge I fell for it. I didn't really look it over well. Just thought it was cute, and maybe a slightly more cooperative ferret
Sadly alot of those ones are AI edited to have the costume
Probs something in a ingredient
Original ideas for photos are out the door nowadays I guess
the bigger issue would be getting the ferret to wear something like that i reckon. 
That's fair, I've never worked with them but I suspected maybe a rare chill ferret. I mean I got a lazy husky, not all are the same.
I bet shaye has a hard time with henrys photoshoots, a full costume like that would be impossible
i think henry is closest to the exception i've seen. they let shaye put some silly headwear on them at times.
yah. what Saph said. 
https://ferrets.piratesoftware.wiki/Picture_Gallery#Henry if you want something cute, henry has a bunch
Lapel. e 
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Bruce is frog. Ferret god laughs at his confusion"
Baby ferrets really make me feral
Nemo is dancing all over the play area
Bestest hopper Nemo.
Yee cat food glows too
........................... I mean..... 😺 ............... 🤪 mhmmm
What does this mean
Catnip?
if the food wouldnt glow, Id be really worried... organic matter emits fluorescent light under uv-a light
oh does pms like badger?
Pms, Badger and Peepo came as a group to the rescue. They also have had the cages next to each other in the spice rack for basically the entire time so the scent and such is familiar. Also Badger wanted some cuddle buddies again after Peepo passed.
I think I was trying to say yes in ferret speak, please ignore anything I say at 3am. I'm in bed sleep typing
BIG leaps, much play… did I miss a new ferret named Sokka though?
Yes, Shaye introduced Sokka and Koda to us today 
New babies!!
there's a ferret named Koda?? 
Yeah shaye sneaked them in without saying anything! They already finished quarantine too
Shaye has a secret stash of ferts 
Shaye has connections to the Ferret Dimension
honestly... wouldnt be suprised.
😮
whaaaat new babbus?
so majestic
I swear somewhere in the rescue must be a magical portal only for ferrets
WHAT?! When did we get more new babies! Im so behind with the ferret news
there must be ferret gold (aka: crack stick treats) in dem cushions 😈
The video is not reversed it just linguini being a goober lol!
Ferrets really do have that cymbal monkey brain...
Excuse me, wut?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUqvpfLCHfc
Oh no here comes siberianlizard to ruin your thursday 🥲
What's your favourite cursed fact? I am collecting them for a ... maybe another video 😂
#ferret #comic #facts
3160
Its true
it has happened with a dishwasher too
Do you need another biology lesson? 
Oh, oh my
Doesn't much surprise me since I know about cats...and ducks....but that is an awkward way to find that out
Ah-mazing~ 5/5 dooks : d
Toast you're getting so good at the ferret form
Little Nemo
omg I love it so much
Is that a poster for "Paws" the movie?
It's so much better than I could've imagined it, I love it so much
whats funny is peanuts face took the longest because i needed to get the sassy energy
Not to detract from Toasts' amazing art, the shirt in question.
If we could get a Shaye-drawn version I would buy this t-shirt
She's beautiful
ohh cute !!!
Going to have a little talk with a certain pharmacist. Can you spot the unforgivable sin?
rodent 😔
evil 
She can point at things and have full conversations with him and he'll sit there and follow along and pointedly dook lol
Such a smart snoot!
It cracks me up but also fascinates me
Its so cute
💖
I dont always pay attention because they are together constantly unless he is napping so she's always talking to him
But that one got me
It was like absolutely photo ready
Found the picture i copied
I have always liked pickles pink nose
It's an easy mistake to think Shoon drew their fav noodle who can do no wrong ever and would absolutely not have an evil butt ; P
i drew cheese a loooong time ago
#ferretchat message i think im better at drawing now
Finally geez
I only drew that pic cause theres a printed copy by my moms laptop XD
I dont really draw ever
Sorry they are so close in appearances sometimes
If confusing noodles was a crime we wouldnt have a community
happiest snoot ever 🥹
Precious baby 🥹
Snoots
Sankyu
Chongy babies 🥹
swamp boys 
so many dook dooks
This is my1 2 year old cat for the past hour purring away watching the noodles
Frog and toad get whole prey a lot of the time and I wanted to actually try ordering a variety of proteins
ohh gotta beef up the fat boys
duck and rabbit?
is going to be a tasty soop
eatin rabbit like their ancestors
do they ever get weird foods like frogs
Im sorry, theres pre ground frog?
Yeah we put him in a sausage
that would be hard lol
wait till it rains?
Also the dumb marshalls babies liked the gore soup the other day so maybe they will be more into it after all
At least sometimes
Theyre not crazy about whole frozen but if ground is acceptable that's ez
I just rly am not a huge fan of planning out frankenprey because it's a ton of work and I prefer whole prey anyway but ground whole prey is a happy medium
we love happy mediums
i dont think i could ever do a full raw diet even for my kitties because i know it can go so bad
Plus with that whole ground stuff you atleast know what max % is on each
Yeah and it's easy to give a protein variety because it's all pre formulated and ground
Can't just give 1 protein
that is nice
Now im curious if theres whole ground kangaroo, cursed but amusing
maybeeee
kangaroo is great meat very high in protein and iron
Also this was 16lb of food for like, 117$ + 60$ shipping
If I wanted to buy 16lb of Stella and chewy freeze dried it would be like $752
huh, the more you learn
Cool, they also sell roo tails
RFM has all kinds of stuff
theres a place in Miami that sells the old type of banana and i had it once (not worth it for the price). Miami is full of good weird stores
So i found out, seeing goat balls was not on my list for things to see today
Every day is a gift
I only wanted to see where they got roo tails
sheep balls are quite something
not sure about goats tho
Not the baa-lls
Of course they are modest with em inside, its to damned cold for them so they hid
The ocean is surprisingly cold the deeper you go
Like deep water welders and that need hot water pumped down to stop from freezing
I didnt want that gift today, take it back
Return it for refund
my uncle Gary was a deepwater welder - he was well into it, made a point of getting all the certs - was rated to weld pretty much everywhere except space 😆
I dont normally clip mike...buuuut https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SparklingAthleticShieldSoonerLater-q5uFdoZC0bdPMUR7
I need some help from ferret peoples and a funny story for ya… my cat has started hoarding my wallet like a ferret. I found it under my bed this morning. Does anyone have any advice? Cause I’ll go to bathroom for a min AND POOF GONE. I wasn’t even done buying my game on steam yettt
dunno about cats, but if it was a ferret, Id buy a new wallet, give the ferret the empty one and keep the peace
you can try trading the wallet for something else that smells of you... used sox work sometimes
For ferrets people use their favorite toys to see where their current stash is... Idk why a cat would want your wallet though... Does it have anything that might smell like food? 🤔
nooo odie ;w;
need this picture, but with Pickle and his 3bf 😛
But he cant count and at least one of them is a girl so its hard to discern who his 3bf are 🤔
Like theres at least 5
The lining is starting to fray a bit so I think they were playing with that
Maybe its time to get a new wallet indeed 🤭
Yeah I’ll have to start budgeting for it and keep it hidden until then
It was both funny and frustrating
I’m laughing now tho
I gotta fix my bed when I get home… had to upturn it to find my wallet real quick before running out the door for work
i had a plushie keychain on my purse and they kept dragging my purse for the keychain. so i just gave them the keychain lol, let my purse alone
pets stealing from babies is just funny
It isss
There‘s never enough stash content of ferrets.
I love them for it so much thooo
I know this is just a gif but psa never let ferrets with babies
Or real little kids in general
(~below 6)
I need to pull the final shots off my USB but my friend did Henry and Louisels engagement photos last night
The kissies are the best!! 
what! Not pickle?! Blasphemy! Im telling pickle! 😆
hey im in my 40’s n i still have full conversations with my pets. Thats why pets r great companions n therapeutic 🥹
AWWW thats crime’s ferret right?
Henry is a sweet gentleman
OH MY GLOB, her little dress is just so cute~
yum looks like a great burger bash to me 😆
I would never dare sully my beautiful angel with my lack of practice 😱
That ring looks yummy 🤭
(Insert rant about people going crazy over royal weddings)
Sorry im cranky im not supposed to be awake 🫤 congratulations on your sons engagement shaye! 🎉
Giant Lamby giving chat bootay sass
so uncivilized 
Lil eepy Snoot 
He, can someone ask Nemo if he'll be my valentine? I have soupies
Cute and cuddly as ever, and constantly growing!
Henners has planned this water outage, so he don't have to go water world! But seriously. Sad news and sounds like lord goblin and ferret mother are on it.
Hope you get the water problem fixed quick and professionally without any shenanigans.
yeppers!
edit: holy discord compression, rip the video quality lol
various rusty tongues and bruce toob sniffas
old man dook dooks
rusty is so cuteee
@tall path the boys are humping again 🤦🏻♀️
Yeah but doesn’t match the nose pattern
hmmm... I think Sai's white trails up more towards the eyes. So maybe Koko?
Ahh the cute little dookdooks
Also Sai is SO PRETTY
Love all your photo's, thank you Nova 
I don't think it fits either Sai or Koko's nose pattern, looking at their wiki photo's
Let me digga
Nose pattern looks closest to Badger actually (nose patterns change less typically than masks iirc so it's the best indicator I think)
I hope Shaye or Nova (or Toast or Shoon
) will confirm or deny eventually ^^
that’s moose!
OH! I did think it was Moose initially, but his nose changed
He threw me off lol
Ah damn! Would have not thunk that. Thanks Nova I appreciate it!
Moose!?
Well oops... they didn't even make the list 
Is the one with the toy, before the broos videos also Rusty? His mask looks different, but brain is tired so I'm not certain :3
I've been informed it's also Rusty, his mask just looks weird because of the angle I assume haha^^
They had their ferrets race down the isle at their wedding.

I wasn't aware Henry had a crush.
Congrats King Henry & Queen Louise'l
Cute.
Da King and da Queen 
Such cute photos. Was it the fluffy Auntie’s as attendees?
That second last pic, so grumpy 
<@&362005405901127710> 
So adorable!!! Congrats to the royal fuzzy slinkies
those pics are so cuuute
I like how it says “Sweet Heart” on the bow n ferret is like… Lies! … *bite 🤣
Lady says excuse me i am a proper girl and i do not wear costumes 
I like the one where Henry is carrying the ring. Am also confused on how got his wife to wear a ring/bracelet, lol. but oh so cute
Shes really pretty 💖
Ofc lady and duchess had to attend as the local nobility
Gorgeous 🥰
Yeah Louise'l is a really pretty girl, Henry and her are lucky to have each other! 
He better treat her right
That is so adorable
Eh… im a bit suspicious this engagement was arranged. U know how that is common when it comes to royal families
😆
@ piratesoftware Why are the pictures in the ferret UI all labeled as "Mugshot"?
This is in no way ment to be serious, I just personally find it funny that these are all implying the ferrets are criminals in their own little ways
because its a shot of their mug of course
Nah its because we try and get photos from their shoulders up, hence the term
A mug shot or mugshot (an informal term for police photograph or booking photograph) is a photographic portrait of a person from the shoulders up, typically taken after a person is placed under arrest. The primary purpose of the mug shot is to allow law enforcement to have a photographic record of an arrested individual to allow for identificati...
They all are criminals in their own way. They will steal things if they can get their paws on it.
and attempt escape
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Even Mocha has performed the climbing crimes!! It was to get back into bed, but that's beside the point 
mocha go nyom
*queue mission impossible music
Henry has also commited crimes of his own kind
Pickle has never done anything wrong in his life.
do i need to find that pickle poo crime evidence clip again 😆 😈
No ai slop allowed
looks like henry was imitating pickle in that vid 😆
Is this the reality you want???
You sicko
Look at him! Tell me thats not the face of innocence!!!
poockle
It's actually so funny, the other big ferret rescue here that I'm friends with calls theirs the same thing 😭
We had independent shared thoughts 😭 they have a genpop group too 😭
Snoop
snoot waiting for his wedding invite.
You're absolutely correct, atleast let him send a card lol
The thor and shaye are sending me 😆
CUUUUTE
best drawing ever!
😆 🙌
As a fellow Son of Shaye, so I hope Nemo got asked to be Henry’s Best Man
Piggo is innocent.
His butt is not.
I had a happy cry at the news. 
Proof! And definitely not AI cause Im stupid when it comes to tech stuff 😆 … https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/CallousBoredTomatoTBTacoRight-wayZAa0iJQDAm0PZ
I dont see a crime.
im with shoon here, no crime there
They really all wanted to watch him poop
but it is not up to us as to whether or not it is a crime. It is the caretakers that have to clean it up that have to make that judgement call 😛
I believe the statute of limitations is up on these proposed crimes, and as such Pickle is free from accusations as a verdict was not made within the appropriate timeframe 👨⚖️
Court is adjourned
hehe, judgement is is in Pickle's favor.
Hope you are well Shaye and getting plenty of the rest and water stuff
he such a cute little goober.
yaaay pickle gets acquitted
So are u trying to say the statue of limitations is up on this too Shaye? Sus
Lol … https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/PunchyStylishAsteriskRitzMitz-qf8jA0siguDU9fSb
This one never gets old hahahah
How's everyone doing out there?
i like how they definitely aimed it to shoot out of the cage
Little human did some video of the snoot
Do we have another pets chat for non-ferret animals? I bought my cats new cat treats and wanna share them being little gremlins
https://discord.com/channels/162034058736435201/352197388259295232 if you cant access it get the memelords role
Thank you!
bro was really trying to get that "bottom watery goodness" at the beginning 😂
He likes to stick his face all the way in and shake and give everything in the surrounding area a shower and sometimes he'll wash his face with his little hands
Another video courtesy of Little Human
He very much has his habits. So polite and gentlemanly when he eats
Also no worries, bowls are going to be cleaned and replenished in a little while.
Snoots
Licky da water, crunch the kibble... licky da water...
food food food food water water water water
It arrived!
that is gorgeous!
thank you!!
you really captured them
hes one of my favorite ferrets of all time. he lived to 15!!
A surprise
New family members for Nemo
Evander (Dark nose) and two unnamed siblings
OOOO NEW FRENS?
Babiiiiiiies
cuties
Evander has such a cool half pattern
bald baby
I knew it 😆
It still looks cool at its current state
Poor widdle baby
Ugh they are so cute and i love them all 
Omg they are so cute.
I wonder how long it will take people to notice someone was cloned from genpop
BABIES
ooo another BRM
Yes!
i saw the vid of him going helicopter mode, hes so cute!!!
Hes crazy pants
im afraid i wont be able to recognize the other sable who is looking very generic sable
i hope the BRM is smaller than misto
maybe they can be part of genpop 2
She is much smaller than misto
I’m so happy to see more ferts, but I also would be terrified to know how much food for all the ferts cost, snoot runs us $100-120 per month
Oh the BRM’s little feets make it look like she’s wearing gloves with her dress 
she's very pretty. 
black roan mitt is my favorite pattern
i dedicate this clip to @knotty jungle https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/TangibleGlutenFreeDinosaurAMPEnergyCherry-25kK7D6aqIYru8lz
damn. must be some good water.
maybe they filled it up with just the bottom water this time.
its that fancy purchased water I bet
oh man... someone needs to create bottled water called "The bottom water" slogan is "Because it's always the most refreshing at the bottom." 
with a picture of a diving noodle ofc
i would doodle that but im burnt out from drawing at the moment 
perfect. 
Yay new partners of crime for Nemo! 🥹 🙌🏼
Badger uppies and Close-up: https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ShyBraveShieldWTRuck-RKwa4fuj5Pk0nXBe
(i just edited it so its gonna take a bit to update the preview)
god damn… now thats what u call happy hour at a watering hole. What kinda water is Nova serving? I might want some 😆
This is the cutest thing ever, omg

RIGHT, I'm laughing so hard at the headphones, I really needed this rn 
https://bsky.app/profile/ferretzone.bsky.social/post/3meztzd44is2q ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i love her
🥹
squinty eye old lady baby 💖
So many ferrets went to the photoshoot
Shaye had to bust out the mini van
Ferrets really are dramatic
aaaall the drama
that reminds me of my beagle when she had a bath 😂 she acted much the same in regards to squirming and flailing all over the carpet 🤣
every single drop of moisture has to be GONE 😄 teep so cute ❤️
Teep says… “Eww clean! Unacceptable!” 
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Goddang it.

How many noodle fans actually play gw2? 🤔
Guess I gotta play now
Ayo ill install it tomorrow 
I dont remember my password though (its been like 10 years)
I played when it first came out. Haven't played since
is it out or is this still just datamined
its out now. check the guild wars 2 category on actual pirates
it released today
there's a trailer for it on youtube
i jumped on grabbed it, and redid my look around it more
sadly there is not much lighting in that picture
the lighting in this screenshot makes it look really bad
like someone melted a ferret in a microwave
or slightly
ill post new pic when i finish trying to figure out what new blocks where added in hytale. it just says various
there's a Goblin flamethrower now. And firespread is now a thing. Also grass will now spread
i think the new blocks are the decrotive ones, we had ornate but i think decrotive are new
A giant ferret to ride is my dream.
Soon you can BE the giant fert though!
Imagine traveling with your big ferret mount and it curls up around you at night while you sleep.

and wake up, and it has stashed you in a cave or tree stump
As long as its warm its ok. 
haha
Can you imagine giant rideable versions of the Swamp Bois
Or of the Aunties… so much floof
Snuggle snoot is sign world not so bad
daww now thats a big snuggle 🥹
Is snoot a big ferret
Pretty average sized marshalls afaik
Ah so person is smol then?
Yes it is snoots little human
Snoot takes very good care of his little human
Snoot and his little human are one of the cutest things in this world 
Nemo and uncles are loose
They so chonky
Beans taking a bath
I'd wager that's ai... but it is still cute
There's some other talk about ai ferts and stuff all the way up here
But it's fair
ye I wanna say that's AI
pretty confident
maybe?
the highlight along the rim of the glasses frame doesn't seem to match up with the specular on the nose
and I'm not sure about that thunderbirds looking machine all bokeh'd out in the background
...
that's some real "AI" looking bokeh too
but I hate that I can't tell for sure
shizzizzle be getting world-endingly realistic
could be a real photo that's been old school filtered and photoshopped a bit
I hate that I can't tell
it was confirmed AI ages ago
thank funk for that
I was getting twitchy
😆
no idea how we're even going to be able to confirm stuff like that in a couple years' time
This is ai
Although there is a rescue that apparently does dress up the ferrets in little fashionable outfits and posts photos
I have yet to know of a ferret that likes being dressed in any way... so Im always highly suspicious of anyone putting out dressed ferret pictures in a high frequency
theres some ferrets that tolerate it for a short period of time... but just running around or standing still without trying to remove the clothing?
pretty sure both are AI
the glasses dont fit properly and are too straight on the last one and the first one has a glare on the right eye that shouldnt be there due to the hat
I hate how it’s so hard to tell more and more
yeah shadow on the left ear should curve downwards too on that first one
should be a projection of the rim of the hat
the way they makes these is they take actual photos of the ferrets and use ai to add the outfits
Darn. The ferrets aren’t AI yeah but they probably edit it
spoiler alert: that's still made with AI 😆
Wheres the frog and toad pics of being british?
you can take a look at dress up pictures shaye posts where they are actually at the photoshoot... and then look at the AI generated ones and you will see that the tidyness of the AI generated ones usually is a dead giveaway that they arent real
Well yeah I know but I mean the ferrets weren’t made up by the ai
So at least it’s like legit ferrets not that it makes it better
idk, I think made with AI and AI used to add things after the photo was taken are basically the same thing
Okay
problem with AI generated content, is that for the AI to generate this content, the company (in my opinion illegally) used works by other people without paying... and thats especially true for images and video
I don’t need to argue semantics lol
there's obvious differences obviously 😆
but at a fundamental level it's the same thing
okay you can drop it I get it
#ferretchat message heres the bri'ish bois
Thank you 
This rescue only posts ai costume pics. They do it constantly
The ferrets are real, the costumes are not 
I originally saw the post about it on tumblr so I was like ‘well maybe it’s just to get the photo’ but sadly not
I really wish they didnt, it makes me so angry that they trick so may people with this bs
It is quite easy to tell with these tbh, the ferrets would eat up thr entire outfit before you could get a picture done
Also any ferret glasses pictures are not gonna happen ever lol
Me... This morning...
bonk
it's not hard to tell, they have actual ai watermarks
Well it’s harder for me squinting and I must be blind to it
Sorry that it’s harder for me to tell than all of you
Anyway
Mocha boy
well that was not very graceful
i found this for these types of posts
Genpop are loosed
It's not done yet, and not sure how much it looks like Mousie, but I'm drawing her getting her wish of uppies whenever she wants
Sadly that rescue uses gemini AI for that
I don't know how I got in the fert room, but this is actual footage of me today
Another progress shot! I hope it looks like her!
Who is this shaye is holding
The fur pattern is cute!!
false misto and misto
She needs a name
A little girl we just picked up
Just got home with her I was just showing Maddie
Shes so cute
Shaye, is Badger still with PMS and am I just missing him constantly?
Teeny
Hes in his own house again ATM because pepper wasnt letting him eat
She was being defensive about food so I gotta stick a 2nd food bowl in
God damn it pepper
Ugh
Pepper being spicy. I hope he's doing well, tell him we love him ❤️
False misto and the pink piggy nosed boy need names
Does she have a name?
Her name she came with is Toil, she had a friend named Trouble who passed
Not sure
Maybe some Shakespearean names? An homage to the “toil and trouble”
Bubble
Misty :p is close but not quite the same, just like them
idk, you more a fert expert then I
Im wrong on nicknames a lot lol
bubble for one and double for the other
I would suggest Titania but twitch chat so. 
Pearl, Tad, and Sheldon were Nemo's friends' names in the movie. She could be a Pearl and Sheldon for the other boy
Pearl is nice
Penne has the shrimp pose down to a tee
Here is the finished Fairy Mouse
Too bad false misto is a girl otherwise i would say name them Cristo so u had Misto n Cristo Lol
No bones
Yes bones just flexible snoot
I would name her oreo (then be eternally disgruntled at her turning white as she ages)
White oreos are great though!
Too sweet yarrGlue
but oreo is so commonly used. I say go more creative n call her Creamy Blizzard 😆
good lord snoot 😆 Just mold yourself in that bed Lol
milkshake
or vanilla
choccy sundae
Mmm...
Sooo eeepy 
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Frogzilla emerges and then tries to find way to Pootioo"
Everyone pouting at the gate this morning
Tappi do a big pout
Ok last one I swear lol penne joins his pout
Ferts used pout it's super effective
Penne could be Peanut's sister
I just came in to make sure Henry was still around. He's the bestest ever.
Here's a happy snoot video
A hoppy snoot 🥹
Good job Snoot excercising your little human
I love the "I swear the tunnel was just here" moment 
Swampies much eep. Very belly
I know he's got no arms right now, but Beans the Wizard is in progress!
He's casting a persuasion spell for more snackies and extra playtime
It's crazy baby noodle time, y'all. 
for the pickle enthusiasts
@torn gorge
Pickl
Piggo!!
Hello Piggo
So cute 
at first the video didnt play right so it was just this frame for the whole time lmao
Was that Beans?
Poggers
Aww the white one's so cute

What's the vision of a ferret, looks almost like 180 but is there overlap
this is perfect, thank you
Does your video editor have the weird aspect ratio thing
Yea im just to lazy to turn it off
Yay they love the gore now!
Easter chops are the same as vday chops, just a different pattern.
why do i feel like the rescue has a box of chops
Hazel looks like she had some soop and found Jesus 😂
She found ferret jesus
I was thinking the same thing
Ferret Jesus brings the gore soop!
Happy Birthday Beef and Cheese 
Aw man, that last fluffyferrets post.
Didn't say who but 
Aughh noo
I feel so bad for them. 
And I honestly can't guess who it was cause they all seemed so healthy. 
This is the facial expression of the first time she tasted blood lust 😆
I know, at first I thought they tragically lost a family member, but now I worry that something happened to one of the guild 
No they are baby forever 🥺
im still not sure who these babbus are
I helped Albus have breakfast this morning. he hurt his arm paw yesterday and I have no idea how. So Vet appointment today hopefully it's just bedrest.
oof im to tired to id rn. is this all genpop? or pms then genpop
is that hawk 7 and 8
maaaaybe whiskey 5 and 6
cute mr scotty 4
no. 3 and 1 maybe moose (badger?) if this is pms
and then 2 would be salt
henny roll
Snoot pic
what a content noodle
He loving the face pets
Lol because why not
Snooty baby
2lbs of chaos
He was like why am I in bowl?
Welp snoot is secured, little human to grandparents, and we are off to play mtg
Find the Henny
Hidden hennamaroll
I found him
awwwww I spy a lil face
I just won my first game of mtg commander
noice!
A bowl of noodle 😋
thank you twitch i feel very welcome
this is stinky right?
Nemo and his new besties are out!!
ill have to edit the name again once she has a name

The ferret mount we deserve
i have a new fear
16 different collectable patterns
ferrets abduction (with a bit of a Nemo belly) https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/CourteousInspiringTermiteTooSpicy-ukxHq487xCFaoVSR
sleepy friends ❤️
Its all dyes, cant make a pickle 
At least i can make onyos dream happen - no fall damage (on mounts)
ik but i also know that there's a bunch of irl ferret patterns
so if [the company] wanted to, you could make a ferret mount skin market
I dont think anet is that invested in ferrets
They should be.. but at this point the game has so much going on this is like a speck in the ocean
idk we have ~40k active in this community
that's not a small demographic
Compared to how many actually play and got the ferret mount?
Well i got the ferret mount so literally nothing else matters about the game
My onyo will pierce the heavens! 
Eating dinner together
🍆 he is literally this shape lol
And no clip 
It's in the clip up a bit

Oh ok i will watch
He gave belly blessings. 
It's in the clip also lol
I saw it, but I needed more time with the belly 😆
Let me guess… ur new mount’s name is pickle. Lol
shes so silly!!!
a great match for nemo
oof those proportions 😬 it could be cool tho but i think they needed more refrences
the animation is good for it tho

Love the doodle Toast




