ferretchat

[kind fossil]

Hey @shaye

[hollow ibex]

i have no cards either

[tall path]

Bestie you can play with anybody on tabletop sim

[fallow tulip]

I guess i can just put my foot in my own mouth tho. My fairies are blue and black

[kind fossil]

Build this

[tall path]

You can play any deck

On moxfield

Or build one and play it

On moxfield

You import via URL

To tabletop sim

[hollow ibex]

i gotta find the black one i love it

[kind fossil]

You can most definitely run moxfield on spell table

[hollow ibex]

ill look into it

[kind fossil]

If we're playing mono black...I'm playing sephiroth

ARISTOCRATS!

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-hello-elmo-rise-elmo-hell-gif-3989603362345473118

[tall path]

Isnt spelltable like just playing paper over webcam

It's throwing me back to when I played with my friends over Skype after school

[kind fossil]

It is yes

[fallow tulip]

Yes

[kind fossil]

It lets you click on cards an identify

[tall path]

Oh that's insane

[hollow ibex]

i think i have him

[fallow tulip]

Its really cool

[hollow ibex]

oh goddddd skype

[hollow ibex]

dont remind me

[tall path]

Id have to get better lighting

[fallow tulip]

Lol no you dont

U should see what huggy uses

[kind fossil]

*shaye ring light for birthday 📝 * got it

[fallow tulip]

Shitty ring light

[tall path]

Jesus Christ

I'm moving us so we can find other like minded people #magic-the-gathering

[fallow tulip]

Yes

[lunar prism]

Been seeing weird minimod activity in here.
Do not police chats, let the moderators do that.
Also, this chat is for the entire community of people who like ferrets and our rescue.
It does not need to be ferrets only 24/7

[hollow ibex]

what channel is that?

[coral mango]

Cant believe you guys are talkin about my fav hobby (mtg) when I should be sleeping how dare /joking

[hollow ibex]

oh found it

[gleaming hearth]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2007616896670347703

ツチノコ (@tutinokoitati)

今年もみんなの可愛いたちが健康でありますように
あわよくばその可愛いたちを享受したいところです🤤

#フェレット
#ラテくん　#ルノくん

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 4, 2026, 12:55 AM

[knotty cradle]

Did ferret chat enjoy our vacation to the MTG channel?

[open sable]

Why does it feel like i missed the school field trip or smth

[hollow ibex]

sorry we were adhd'ing

[kind fossil]

I definitely MAGIC schoolbussed the ferret chat

Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure card board misery

[hollow ibex]

heh

[kind fossil]

Toast you tag is it Sc-ug or sc-ooge

[hollow ibex]

sc-ug

its short for slugcat

[kind fossil]

I've been scratching my head for like...20 minutes now

Lol

[hollow ibex]

lol

[kind fossil]

Work is almost over...ya

Yay

[noble ember]

Thor is a man of taste, blue is king!

big blue control to make the opponent's game a misery 🙂

[kind fossil]

It is when you mix it with red and black

[noble ember]

nah, every slot occupied by a red or black card is a slot that you could put another counterspell or dispel in

[kind fossil]

Baral player

[kind fossil]

Real talk tho Im tryna build katara

[noble ember]

what are these words you are using?

bear in mind I've not played magic in 20 years or so (all of my cards are vintage/legacy) and my strategy is just as old school

pretty sure I'd get my ass whooped by anyone today with knowledge of the new metas and stuff 😆

[kind fossil]

Oh damn Baral Chief of compliance wants to play control (that's the type you're talking) Katara from avatar wants to do the same but better

[noble ember]

ngl I missed Avatar - I did try to watch it once but I was hella knackered from raving and slept through most of it
I've heard it's quite good 🙂

[kind fossil]

It was a really fun show it was also the last time we got to hear Mako Iwamatsu before his passing (voice of Aku samurai Jack)

[noble ember]

now samurai jack I knows

[gleaming hearth]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/AuspiciousBlightedJuiceHeyGuys-vU5h5C3RaRB6Zyqs

Then she was a goblin and went under the fabric so. Classic P Nut

[flint imp]

she’s so cute… but why do I feel like she’s establishing an alibi when she shows up in the corner like that

[languid sphinx]

Prepare for cuteness! I found gnocchi sleeping in the middle of the play mat 🥹

[steady ore]

That is a “I played myself out” sploot

My family gave me a new ferret for xmas

[tidal ocean]

Aaaaa I missed the magic talk 😭

I haven’t played in a few years but I still have a TON of cards and decks

I need to find my squirrel deck and my cats deck (my 2 favorites)

[limpid snow]

you did miss it, but the channel is always there. why let the conversation technically being over stop you

Reignite it

[tidal ocean]

True

Ok I go there now

https://tenor.com/view/smoke-illusionist-magician-jochem-nooyen-gone-gif-17492543

[languid sphinx]

Agreed!

[noble ember]

I hasn't played in a couple decades
I think my favourite pre-built is probably tempest era 🙂 that big blue control one, can't remember what they called it now - was a kickass deck straight out of the box

[unkempt granite]

My cat, Tyrion, watching the ferret stream.

[kind fossil]

"People keep calling these pole cats I just don't see it."

[kind fossil]

A few of us are brewing a commander deck in bracket 2 in the magic chat if you wanna pop over to moxfield and play tonight

[brazen canyon]

He just want to jump into the bin

[gleaming hearth]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2007696661355892795

ちくわ🐾 (@CHIKUWA20200823)

#フェレットのこがさん

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 4, 2026, 6:12 AM

[ripe rivet]

Boop

[fallow tulip]

Duk Soup Sunday!

[violet owl]

[fallow tulip]

Never forget to close the bin of yummies

Look closely

He's like "but but but"

[hollow ibex]

my emotee

[violet owl]

Yis! It's too good not to use and Squee gave me the perfect opportunity to show it off

[hollow ibex]

i had three options initially, but that one is my fav. og old sketch

ignore the wet fert

heres a emote concept made for frog,, ferret horni jail

[gleaming hearth]

A very old short of Nugget just popped up on YouTube and wow she looked like Peanut when she was a wee lass.

https://youtube.com/shorts/aeM8Q3qpGGs?si=lliCxkI1J4ALD7GY

This ferret is white now.

[hollow ibex]

peanut + snooby

[undone cape]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/NaiveRespectfulWhaleNotLikeThis-gmdFmW7eV1J9tCjj

[scarlet thorn]

It's so nice that Nemo gets to play with his chill uncles

[gleaming hearth]

The Uncs

[civic sun]

I'm watching the VOD, Shaye was just in the room and straightened the pads and Teep immediately said "no that's not how it should be"
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/BraveHomelyDunlinEagleEye-48SK3jU49XkLby0E

[shut saffron]

Nemo so boingy, always jumpin

[civic sun]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SucculentAmericanArugulaSMOrc-b1ClTFGDO5_g1PDG

[frosty sail]

If anything, having three legs made him more mobile cause he LEAPS

and boings

[slate helm]

nemo is becoming part rabbit

[open sable]

Ferret chat. I implore thee. Bring forth thine cutest clip

[steady ore]

All the clips are cute. Otherwise chat wouldnt make clips 😉

[pallid mango]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/RelatedPeacefulDogKevinTurtle-O0da-XWd5ajD0B-9

[hollow ibex]

The marshals chart is super wrong on its own but that makes it funnier

For reference

[limpid snow]

that Voice over sounds like Tia Ballard

[flint imp]

I don’t clip much, but here’s mine: https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/BenevolentAntediluvianThymeFreakinStinkin-_p6brF54LrZZCdYe

[undone cape]

Most comfy sleeping position

[outer tinsel]

NEMO BELLLYYYYYYY

[knotty cradle]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/TawdryColdbloodedPigStrawBeary-JphkLctijIu1CKBI Nemo Dream Twitchies!

Cinematic masterpiece, best watched on mobile ^

[kind fossil]

POV: your humans woke up before you

[fallow tulip]

Omg what a terrible pic poor snoot

[hollow ibex]

Nemoooo

[woeful mist]

My golden doodle sleeps like this a lot....lol

[noble ember]

BREAKING NEWS: signs of orange cat behaviour spotted in dogs, genetic engineering suspected

[torpid nexus]

The belly returns

[tidal ocean]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SparklyStylishGoshawkTBTacoLeft-NCZF6BWCW3IzN81h

[fallow tulip]

Look Snoot Cinnamon roll while little human does school work

[shut galleon]

I want a SnootRoll too

[gleaming hearth]

The all powerful Nemo belly

Nemo sure is good a riling the uncs up.

[valid ridge]

Our 6 ferrets having their soops

[vagrant sinew]

Oooh I love your soop bowl

[valid ridge]

We got it from Amazon

I can share the link if you like.

[vagrant sinew]

I found it, but other's might like it 🙂

Thank you for the info!

[valid ridge]

https://www.amazon.com/Hemobllo-Multipurpose-Plastic-Feeding-Bowl/dp/B0BFWKV6JZ/?

there it is if anyone else is interested

i just realized that's a super long link lol

[hollow ibex]

soopies!!!

[hollow ibex]

you can delete everything after the ?

[valid ridge]

thanks

[valid ridge]

In clockwise rotation from the top, Bean, Tinkerbell, Kyle, Baby, Arianna (Ari), and Mary Jane (MJ)

[steady ore]

that is quite the eating trough 😆

[near narwhal]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/j06hFZL71TM

[gilded tide]

"new years resolution, getting fit this year. does scrunches "

[torn gorge]

Thats uncle beans

[torpid nexus]

beans throwing down the law on nemo

water, food and sleep spots are not for playing says beans

[hollow ibex]

chili i think, if hes the same one out now

shaye said it was chili rn

[torn gorge]

Look as his black feets! And lack of orange! And face! Thats a beans

This clip is probably from before they were replaced(?)

I dont have the stream on rn

[hollow ibex]

yeah i see the beanness in that clip lol i just dont know if shaye ever swapped them

[torn gorge]

So you are just being contrarian? yarrGlue

[hollow ibex]

immmm just not used to beans winter coat

[torn gorge]

Hmph

[torpid nexus]

in toasts defence, shaye did say chili

[hollow ibex]

ill screenshot his bib pattern if he comes out

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/TastyGlamorousKimchiTBCheesePull-7txq4ws3cVyF4u3Z

teepy omg

update she is eeping on his face

[undone cape]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/EndearingObliqueHawkAMPEnergyCherry-YWKS0yGG00wDC60F

[steady ore]

Officer teep on duty

[gleaming hearth]

Teep is being a good Nemo auntie

[hollow ibex]

to cuteeeeee nemo you're killing me

[outer tinsel]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/FurryStormyMangetoutDatSheffy-dgDkLboH2VZF7aIp

Please note the name is changed to the proper baby, Chili already. It will not show on Discord with that name though (annoyingly)

[hollow ibex]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/IronicGiantPhoneTheRinger-O4mh3zngu7IqN0tV

[tall path]

Photo challenge level: impossible

[hollow ibex]

LOL

hes so crazy i love him

you gotta catch him when he is eepin

[limpid snow]

hes so adorable

like a cryptid

"will never be photographed in a non blurred state"

[hollow ibex]

what i do is video then screenshot from there (for my cats)

[tall path]

Hypnotized

Why is he so eggplant shaped

[hollow ibex]

growing boy

[outer tinsel]

Bluuurrr

[outer tinsel]

"wait.....what just happened to me?"

[slate helm]

Comfy boy

[torpid nexus]

Just proving thors photo point: calm and wrgblgblgbl

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GMBsxqXs3lw

[violet owl]

This adequately encapsulates his sanity

[violet owl]

You literally turned off his brain here for a moment, I loved watching him reboot lol

[hollow ibex]

thor missed a few, including blep and angy face

and the what face

[gleaming hearth]

He is sunny side up.

[random roost]

He got a buff from all the hopping around he has to do. Bro's doing leg day every day

[torpid nexus]

Well looked after eggplant

Always watered

[fallow tulip]

Snoot is also egg plant shaped even with the limbs

[steady ore]

Nemo speeders! What missing leg 😏 💪🏼

[torn gorge]

Did anyone clip the hypnosis?

[torn gorge]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ObliqueBloodyKimchiDerp-WDmQFMDryCbq7IbB

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/TawdryAnimatedWitchPanicVis-sjfuhx1QsJPWQPxL

[gleaming hearth]

I been sharing those Nemo belly pics with my coworkers like I am a proud mom.

[torn gorge]

Change his name to nasu

[gleaming hearth]

This sure is a way to sleep.

Cheeky.

[tardy moth]

what the hell
you can‘t tell me that THIS is comfy

[feral island]

that widdle face!!

[tidal ocean]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/BombasticNurturingKangarooFloof--aO2md3omUwApyy-

[civic sun]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/GloriousGrossReindeerUncleNox-KnrZUygogQVlkfG9

[tidal ocean]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/StylishGlamorousPterodactylOpieOP-fwYaIs-7eo-7TrAk

[tardy moth]

clean da peanut 🥜

[ripe rampart]

https://youtube.com/shorts/j06hFZL71TM?si=5GWN6AFVxK5eWiuQ

A funny videos short about ferrets appeared in my feed

Two of the “ferrets” are pretty funny looking

[idle lion]

Almost had it

[hollow ibex]

Are ferrets popular on yt shorts now? Theres been some shorts of them that have tons of views popping up

[kind fossil]

Everyday I have to go to work this little menace says it's time to go to work let's go

[fallow tulip]

Snoooooot

[hollow ibex]

you should take a 0.5 photo of snoot it would be cute 😂

its so good on ferrets because they have the best noses

[flint imp]

imagine this happens and Peanut’s spot comes off

[idle lion]

Hehehe I love peanut but whos at the top rolling around showing off there chonk

[hollow ibex]

the orange one?

[tidal ocean]

I think it's chili being a goof under the bed

[hollow ibex]

yeah i think chili too

[idle lion]

Top left on mobile rolling under the bed ye

So it is chili one of my first correct guesses then yipee

[gleaming hearth]

Some folks in ferret stream wanted to see my big pink dragon.

[outer tinsel]

LORGE

[steady ore]

He wants to go to work damn it! Snoot is a working ferret Lol

[gleaming hearth]

Yea she's huge.

[shut galleon]

He just making sure you can get him his duk soop

[feral island]

oh damn! that is much bigger than i thought

thats a person!

[gleaming hearth]

WIth her head above my arms when crossed her body almost touched the floor.

[feral island]

thats my badger next to Beans

[outer tinsel]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ArtisticPreciousArugulaCoolCat-ELn2e7oZJLhKuWnO

[boreal wigeon]

That badger is so cuuuute

[feral island]

sometimes my music gets the album pic wrong lol

[gleaming hearth]

Looks right to me.

[feral island]

i mean it does work good

[boreal wigeon]

This is my 'Mothball'. Beans for scale

[feral island]

cute!

[hollow ibex]

We showing plushies? Here i beans dapper and vince!!

lol the carrot plush in the back looks like a hat

[boreal wigeon]

It does. He's wizard Beanus = P

[hollow ibex]

i wanna make him a hat lol

[tidal ocean]

Here’s my mega dino squishmallow I got at Costco for like $20

[shut saffron]

Gib squishy plz.

[kind fossil]

The only tunnels he can climb through here at my job are kinda stinky

[steady ore]

sounds like the best job ever for snoot 😆

[gleaming hearth]

The Great Playtime is over and Peanut looks so offended about it. lol

[tall path]

Barbie girls

[pallid mango]

floof

[shut saffron]

Extra poofy

[ripe rivet]

Chonk

[feral island]

they are so fluffy and adorable, like those little faces!!!

[idle lion]

That last pic you could convince me that was a swifter and I would believe you

[rocky egret]

Fluffy noodle

[steady ore]

thats some wild floof going on there 😆

[tidal ocean]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/TenaciousDependableSalmonFailFish-srLbNg6Gq9owhaGh

[fallow tulip]

@tall path your tamagotchi is sick lol

[ripe rivet]

My phone has reached the age where even when plugging in, the stream sucks my battery
Cant sleep to the fert

[limpid snow]

oof

[gleaming hearth]

Time to get a better charging block.

Get the 65w amazon basics wall charger. It's 30 bucks but it charges very fast.

[ripe rivet]

Car port charger, used to power up in mins, now its all night affair

[torn gorge]

Need dedicated noodle screen

[hollow ibex]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/155467244997?

this is the clock i got for them

[fringe vapor]

It's cute

ahh and now I know how it is made... old vinly record cut to shape

[hollow ibex]

yeahh

pretty cool imo

[fringe vapor]

could also just be a record blank

[civic sun]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/FurtiveJazzyEggJonCarnage-Kb-igsl3-UrVWarj

[languid sphinx]

Penne to cute 🥰

[tall path]

The one toast got us is cut from a real record

It's a Ukrainian music album I know at least that

[slate helm]

That makes sense records seem to be still wildly common in eastern europe

[junior fractal]

Cute

[low pumice]

Got one thanks!

$27ish with shipping

[stone gulch]

https://fixupx.com/FerretPerHour/status/2008992037283205409?s=20

Ferret Every Hour (@FerretPerHour)

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FixupX · Jan 7, 2026, 8:00 PM

[steady ore]

Snowbear contain yourself! U cant just go around kidnapping goliath lambies n expect to not get caught

[hollow ibex]

Hello sir beanus

[torn gorge]

Reformed crime boy

[steady ore]

thats a hardcore criminal beans there

[hollow ibex]

hes a little bit of a weenie now

[limpid snow]

im glad beans reformed

[languid sphinx]

Attempt one of getting a picture of all my babies. Linguini is so over it, gnocchi wants freedom, cavatappi lost the brain cell and penne just wants to go back to sleep. Lmao 😂

[hollow ibex]

all babies tho

linguini giving the death stare

[languid sphinx]

Two seconds later I’ll let you guess what happen in the blur lmao

[hollow ibex]

LOL

[languid sphinx]

Ikr lmao 😂🤣😂

[hollow ibex]

i see an escaping noodle

[languid sphinx]

Not wrong 😆

[languid sphinx]

The picture after the blur if you guessed cavatappi rage and then linguini escape you are the winner 😂😂😂

[hollow ibex]

Gnocchi like why am i still here

[languid sphinx]

😂😂😂 my poor girl

[shut saffron]

All the little faces

[gilded tide]

the uncontained rage!

[wintry ridge]

Free my client at once! 🤣

[torpid nexus]

Angry fluff

[tardy moth]

speed of light
brhghbrhrbhrbr

[gleaming hearth]

It's the noodle strim's partnerversary.

[fallow tulip]

I feel like I've missed alot

[frosty sail]

Once again relevant. Those ferrets are BLURGHURGRHH photo mode https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GMBsxqXs3lw

[languid sphinx]

Don’t worry he freed himself lol

[brittle helm]

@rotund comet

shaved ferrets

[torn gorge]

Smoooooth

[kind cove]

I love them

[flint imp]

~aerodynamic~

[torn gorge]

https://bsky.app/profile/ferretperhour.bsky.social/post/3mbwrhep2vh22

Ferret Every Hour (@ferretperhour.bsky.social)

Bluesky · Jan 8, 2026, 8:00 PM

This isn't actually peanut but you know

[shut saffron]

[tall path]

All done!

We go pick him up in a few hours

[torn gorge]

Good job eddie 💖

[ripe rivet]

Tired babe

[tall path]

Poor Eddie ouugghh

[gleaming hearth]

awww

Does he get secret voopies now?

[outer tinsel]

eepy baby

[tall path]

Yus his aunties at the clinic were finger feeding him most of the day but he was able to eat on his own at the end :)

[gleaming hearth]

I hope he, overall, feels better.

[tall path]

I'm so sure he will

[gleaming hearth]

Precious old man.

[shut saffron]

Little Edddddiiieeeeee, smooches and pets for hims.

[tall path]

He says I thought I was just going to visit my clinic aunties and then next thing I know my teeth are gone and my face is fat and this was just the worst day ever

[tidal ocean]

nooooo eddie

he deserves all the pets and treats

[coral mango]

poor eddie you will feel sooooo much better soon little guy 😭 ❤️

[tall path]

No more dumpster mouth!

[steady ore]

The tooth fairy better come for eddie with some good treats!

[gentle crow]

Awww poor baby. I know its terrible now, sweetie, but you'll feel so much better in a bit

[limpid snow]

but also; https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/BrainyBeautifulDiscJonCarnage-K_oU0OdwqYJozl9I

oh

[slate helm]

Bro absolute mood

[hollow ibex]

sweet boy

[limpid snow]

👁️ 👄 👁️

[pastel summit]

fuzzy in more than one way

[hollow ibex]

https://bsky.app/profile/ferretperhour.bsky.social/post/3mbx6ujssfu2p

Ferret Every Hour (@ferretperhour.bsky.social)

Bluesky · Jan 9, 2026, 12:00 AM

[torn gorge]

Pickles perfect lil face 🥰

That thought almost caught him good thing he managed to back away

[outer tinsel]

The famous powerful Nemo Belly

[torpid nexus]

zoinked out

[gleaming hearth]

I know that belly anywhere.

Sunny side up Nemo.

[torn gorge]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SpinelessFunnyStrawberryPeteZaroll-cfdFUjKpdYYEsNCA

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/BovineDifferentKathyPMSTwin-ndaDtNgdUoGGKYWH

genpop with nova: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2663474942?t=41h4m35s

[gleaming hearth]

I found the v day chops

[kind cove]

Buy the entire stock!

[torn gorge]

There really is a lamby for every season

[gilded tide]

every season needs murder.

[bronze grotto]

The group of crows... hopefully

[torpid nexus]

@tall path

[tall path]

Waaowww cute!!

[gleaming hearth]

They are super cute. The little ones would be perfect for the ferts.

[untold scroll]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/EncouragingHumbleMangetoutCharlietheUnicorn-46OVhi4ATde9xzmj

[torn gorge]

@tall path do you have plans for a group for nemo?

[gleaming hearth]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/GrotesqueScaryLocustPrimeMe-uTLVhImDp6HABM5Y

I am crying

[torn gorge]

His lil wiggly feets 😆

[gentle crow]

Omg I can't

[shut galleon]

Good job Nemo, Get that Pookle

[slate helm]

a lamby for all feelings

[steady ore]

Sneaky nemo 😆

[steady ore]

save the lambies! Lol

[steady ore]

poor Mike… got too much junk in the trunk. He needs Nemo legs 😆

[undone cape]

Treasure train time on the ferret stream

[coral mango]

Lv 16 is wonderful

[hollow ibex]

Nice!!

[tall path]

No clue because I don't want him in a cage where he can climb so he doesn't jump down and hurt his wrist on stuff

I will have to find a solution

But he is content with long play times for now with other younger friends

[hollow ibex]

He loves sleeping on the floor

[tall path]

He really does

[outer tinsel]

we luv the ability to see his belly. it is a win-win

[ripe rivet]

Would something like a large fish/reptile tank be better?

[tight jungle]

I've never owned fish, aren't their tanks on the expensive side?

[ripe rivet]

Used market has a lot options, I'm just thinking of a cage where he cant climb n get hurt

Most are probably to small

But if its not holding water they can make their own

My father made a few

[tight jungle]

Shaye arts and crafts stream, making a tank!

I wonder if Lexan sides and silicone corners or caulking would work. That should be easy to clean and easier to work with than glass.

[coral mango]

not good for airflow / moisture control

tanks can hold humidity

[ripe rivet]

Custom work will be needed for sure

But glass walls cant be cut into bits a naughty ferret might chew on

But yeah just thinking of walls that cant be climbed is all

[coral mango]

its just generally not advised to keep any mammals in fish/reptile tanks even with an open top

[hollow ibex]

no. horrible air flow, gets nasty

even if the top was open its just not a good idea

[rocky egret]

I hadn't considered that. Poor little guy 🥺

[ripe rivet]

Forest beat you to it

[shut galleon]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/EndearingOilyStinkbugPupper-SA526iCko8tchn-G

[shut saffron]

Lil Nemooooo, so hoppy, much cute.

[shut saffron]

Crinkle toob playtime

[gleaming eagle]

baby noodle man

[gleaming hearth]

Cute baby noodle man.

[bronze grotto]

Anybody feeling like this right around now?

[gleaming hearth]

Me

[gilded tide]

always.

[hollow ibex]

beefy

[pallid mango]

Info on new noodles

[hollow ibex]

stinky is 4 iirc

[pallid mango]

thats too young to be having mobility problems

[tall path]

Beef is 4 and has insulinoma also!

Stinky could be between 4 to 6

He just has good teeth

[outer tinsel]

The King has arrived!!!!!!!

[tall path]

Scary

Its still darker than this even

[torpid nexus]

Oh damn

[tall path]

Ash schmoozing stinky and finch

[torpid nexus]

awww

[outer tinsel]

Ash WILL be frens with these two, whether they want it or not

[outer tinsel]

whoah that is super dark

[torpid nexus]

I love how they are already just like: yea this is safe place to nap

[outer tinsel]

Shaye does the perfect job making it comfy and cozy.

[torn gorge]

Wait beef has insulinoma? 🥺

[shut galleon]

what's going on here?

[torn gorge]

Darkened the room for the noodles. It looks bright enough on camera though

[shut galleon]

oh otay, I knew they prefer it darker, but this was more then norm. Was worried for sec

[torn gorge]

Trying something new, though it might be a little too dark for stream still 🤔

[shut galleon]

too dark for details, but still watchable. But was very hard to see clock to tell cam was froze. atleast for me this morn

[pallid mango]

it would be nice if the clock hands could be painted to be easier to see on the camera

[undone cape]

I really have no issue seeing them tbh

They are already a lighter colour compared to the background

[torn gorge]

I can see them on my computers display but not the tablet 🤔
Wouldnt hurt to make them stand out more but enough people can probably see them anyway

[pallid mango]

i can see them pretty well when i put my screen to full brightness, but having it at lower brightness makes it kind of difficult

[tall path]

I wish glow in the dark would work

[torn gorge]

You could add a little sticker at the end of the longest one 🤔

[tall path]

I was thinking that too, I might have something

[outer tinsel]

Spoken about in ferret chat (LONG BOI) [not my rabbit, btw]

[tall path]

Gorgeous

Become tube

😭😭😭

[hollow ibex]

nooooo 😭

[torn gorge]

Soft lil snoot belly

[fallow tulip]

Best friends forever

[tall path]

I think snoot is the chillest ferret on earth

[frosty sail]

From this angle he looks like a long raccoon

[torn gorge]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DTQVEJaESPz/

(is there a trick for embeding insta posts? 🤔 )

Anyway stoat and ermine but yay

[gilded tide]

try adding kk before instagram.

[torn gorge]

Oh it works thank you!

[gilded tide]

[pallid mango]

kk for kablooey krebs

[hollow ibex]

They have merch too

Look what i got

[noble ember]

I got me a few of those I think
Urza's Legacy right?

might even have the full four

[hollow ibex]

No idea i just like them

Ferret

[coral mango]

ya, urza's legacy
hasn't ever been reprinted sadly

[steady ore]

Ive been wanting to share this with my ferret chat friends cause i know most of u remember how i would give the late Kitty the Ferret a hard time about kidnapping lambies. Well when my folks got me a new pup for xmas, cause my other pup passed away recently, the breeder gave my folks a puppy kit bag which included puppy pads, a month of puppy food, toys, and the pup’s AKC papers. Well i feel like Kitty’s spirit cursed me and is getting back at me cause one of the toys is a lamby! I even have a hard time saving this one lamby cause pup loves the lamby n shakes it n runs off with it like Kitty did. So everytime i see lamby in distress now i think of Kitty (DIP). Thank u for letting me share this 💙

[shut galleon]

cute little thing

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/TransparentShinyLardSeemsGood-SedFwdG4gBKZTrAx

[outer tinsel]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/AdorableRelentlessFloofDancingBaby-3fm8O_edYZKeWa-0

[tidal ocean]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/TrustworthyAdventurousPrariedogGrammarKing-BFngsLQ6oSD1ZExX

[hollow ibex]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ToughBlindingShrewJebaited-hcAP2U5V2WEz_Q6n

[rocky egret]

PICKLE?!

[hollow ibex]

this image is just

so perfect

[hollow ibex]

yes

[rocky egret]

I was a little unsure. It looks like he isn't wearing as much eyeshadow as usual

[hollow ibex]

sit

is misto

me when life

oh chili

[tidal ocean]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/TubularCredulousArugulaSquadGoals-uQ94b2b8NyajON01

[steady ore]

Save the lambies!

[tidal ocean]

updated to hazel lamby stash*

peanut is becoming WAY too pale, I have to actually pay attention to tell them apart

[steady ore]

peanut has a grey spot on her back. Thats about the only way i can tell the difference anymore 😆

[violet owl]

Ugh you made me cry! Your pup is adorable. DIP Kitty, you'll never be forgotten

[feral island]

spoiled brat

[hollow ibex]

hii albus

@violet owl our favorite meerkat

[gleaming hearth]

Baby noodle man

Someone was wondering how big the tiny double lambies were

Half the size of a kitchen towel.

[outer tinsel]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/HeartlessInspiringPoultryFUNgineer-Dk1ibw_ZiHnirDCs

[outer tinsel]

BELLY!!!!

[violet owl]

Love Vinnie so much

[outer tinsel]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/KawaiiUninterestedFungusBCouch-OZ618idzDYaU9LcE

[steady ore]

im sorry i caused tears 😩 And thank you…he’s currently a handful

[steady ore]

Omg not more lambies! 😆

[gleaming hearth]

[tall path]

Da hawg

Visited wet world

[torpid nexus]

angry ball

[torn gorge]

genpop time: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2665201423?t=39h13m55s

[shut galleon]

But only a handful 😛 So wittle and cute

[shut galleon]

much anger in that face

[fallow tulip]

I have been hypnotized by floofnoodles on Instagram, and so I imagine every single one of these doing it and it makes me happy

My 24 hr tablet took a doodoo, so sadly I dont have that ... thinking of getting a cheapo tablet to do the same thing

Tomorrow is my birthday and lol I'm not doing anything soooo I'll probably be in ferret stream chat more than I have been

I feel bad but we've been busy and the ferts know I still love them lol I doing my best

[torn gorge]

Old babies are out

@fallow tulip happy birthday!!

[fallow tulip]

Lol thanks

Tomorrow but I accept with gratitude

Just saying why I havent been in much

I miss chatting with all of you guys

[civic sun]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/AntsyMistyPenguinGOWSkull-HLEGIOF52OqNNzQz

[vagrant sinew]

That reminds me... I need to bathe my two doo doo footed little girls today.

[tall path]

Jack booties tests from last night

doll socks and a small piece of vet wrap (helps keep them on but isnt tight enough to affect circulation) to help his friction sores on his little tooties when he's awake and scooting around

[violet owl]

The moment my steam froze, Mike is trying REALLY hard to reach that oil

[slate helm]

mike doin situps

[gilded tide]

"just... a... little... closer... "

[outer tinsel]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SourShortGoosePlanking-QROHDzCYX_c2zCTQ

[tidal ocean]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/CorrectDeliciousPidgeonRiPepperonis-ECx2c2mmHeOdzyQr

[torn gorge]

Hmm 🤔

@shaye this is the second time in 2 days mike had trouble climbing something relatively short. Maybe take a peek at his feets/tummy?

@tall path i mean

[tall path]

Id be concerned if he wasn't running around and playing normally, I think he's just put on enough winter fat that climbing is a chore

[torn gorge]

Chonky boy 😆

[pseudo sigil]

Chonky boy

Agh

[torn gorge]

😆

[pseudo sigil]

10/10 timing

[random roost]

Who's larger actually? Big Mike, or the Swamp Boys?

[civic sun]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/HumbleOilyMeerkatDxCat-N5AM3tBHcPW6apFC

[torn gorge]

The swamp boys. Definitely

[pallid mango]

swamp boys are much larger

[hollow ibex]

salsa top onion botton

[idle lion]

Oh ya swamp bois are huge

[torn gorge]

Babies out

[tidal ocean]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/FurryMiniatureGrouseAMPEnergyCherry-69OrSB_dq1spedSR

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SpineyAbstruseCheddarBudBlast-PNdAmocuxmHHLcA3

[outer tinsel]

too much dump in his truck

[steady ore]

omg gort! He’s so cool i love this pic of him!

[steady ore]

Facts 🤣 He is literally a handful n a pocket pup. Ure right Lol

[tidal ocean]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/EndearingArtsyTortoiseSaltBae-5F2mgAsX9-kdBLNX

[torpid nexus]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ExpensiveShortBunnyUnSane-sloajod7H9VDqjsK

[outer tinsel]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/UglySavageStapleBigBrother-ansj8WDbrL4ihO19

[limpid snow]

He looks like he could be in an 80s aerobics video

[gleaming hearth]

Awwww

He doesn't hate clothes?

[hollow ibex]

i think jack is ok with fashion

[gleaming hearth]

That good.

[torn gorge]

Giving koko a run for her money

[outer tinsel]

Omg my heart just exploded!!! I am now ded. Cuteness overload. Blame Shaye and Jack Jack.

[open sable]

Is there a ferret that actually likes wearing clothes in the building, or do they all hate it?

[noble ember]

friend of mine had a little doggo that had a coat for walkies and he loved his coat

but I assume that's also something to do with the coat = walkies thing

can't see many ferrets wanting to be contained within a cloth prison though - do they not just rage?

[torn gorge]

The rescue noodles are nudists afaik

Though jack looks very happy and snug in his lil outfit

[tardy remnant]

he's like a little dragon, sleeping on his hoard of stolen treasures ❤️

[random roost]

Snoot is only 2?! How is he that chill?

[hollow ibex]

Human ferret

[fallow tulip]

I cant record every minute, he plays and gets the zoomies, but he loves to snuggle his little human and have spa pets

[shut saffron]

Little playdoh stash

[gentle crow]

Happy Birthday Snoot!

[torn gorge]

Oh are you twinsies? Happy birthday snoot!

[tardy remnant]

snoot is bribed into behaving with on-demand spa treatments 😄

[tall path]

Meatball also loves clothes

He has a wardrobe

Fun fact 6 month old baby clothes fit an average sized cat very well

[hollow ibex]

Meeeball

[noble ember]

he does have "check my suave threads" vibes

[random roost]

CAT

[fallow tulip]

I love meeeeeeball

Thanks for all the birthday wishes for snoot!

[undone cape]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/JoyousDeafGuanacoPastaThat-3_cuX4etndzh26UE

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/FlirtyGracefulHamsterSquadGoals-TzvLVjZHFRGKPhVs

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/PopularSourBubbleteaSMOrc-ZMzFf83KXF4psAWb

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/AntsyOriginalChimpanzeePlanking-3pkdJ_k_7wYbGgWk

[fallow tulip]

Me human birthday lol

[fallow tulip]

Someone got a new keyboard

And someone else had to check it out

[undone cape]

We need hear a symphony!

[gilded tide]

he just wanted to play you the song of his people.

[fallow tulip]

He stepped on the demo lesson song of you are my sunshine

[gilded tide]

[torpid nexus]

He is communicating

[torn gorge]

Daw he is clearly wishing you a happy bappy

[outer tinsel]

THE ALL POWERFUL NEMO BELLY RETUUUURRRNNSSSS

[fallow tulip]

Nemo so cute

[ripe rivet]

https://x.com/i/status/2010531885454356697

若葉のあ【iLiFE!】 (@iLiFE_wakaba)

新成人の皆様おめでとうございます🐾㊗️

X · Jan 12, 2026, 1:58 AM

[patent flax]

Saw this pic online.

[hollow ibex]

That is ai

Its the same rescue that posts these, the photo is real and the costume is not

The tail on the pikachu is in a weird place

[limpid snow]

its clearly ai for two reasons: aint NO WAY those ears would be that perfect. they'd be floppy or bent- same with the tail. Two is that the clothes themselves have this weird gaussian smoothness and fit Perfectly.

tail is Also not in the right place lmao toast is right

[hollow ibex]

Also, that fur is weird and looks like frosting

[limpid snow]

yeah it is weirdly layered

Shame they use AI to taint an otherwise cute picture

[hollow ibex]

Yeah

Thats kinda what this rescue does its really annoying

[limpid snow]

eugh

wasting good resources paying for a sub to an ai image generator

[torn gorge]

Dont need ai outfits to be glamorous

[limpid snow]

yeah you just need a lot of patience and a little luck

[torn gorge]

And black gloves

[junior fractal]

And tiny hats

[limpid snow]

taking Normal photos of ferrets is a challenge, let alone lil caps

[hollow ibex]

And a good photographer

[junior fractal]

Yep

[torn gorge]

"bad" photos of ferrets are pretty good actually

[limpid snow]

i mean yeah, pristine photos are nice, but chaos gremlin is better

[junior fractal]

Both are good

[torn gorge]

In conclusion dont waste time editing photos when you can be taking more

And sending them to me

[hollow ibex]

I ❤️ jail photos

[bronze grotto]

beanus magus casts intimidation

[tepid minnow]

Awwww tiny mitt

[fallow tulip]

I think he's relaxed now

[hollow ibex]

happy b-day !!!

[fallow tulip]

Thanks lol

[hollow ibex]

"i eep here now"

full of adorable babies

nemo right next to mocha

pickleeeeeee

[shut galleon]

Hi Koko

[regal ridge]

Need more better serotonin

[hollow ibex]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/KitschyCourteousBaguetteWholeWheat-13ixkZxYcA2Gf60C

@torn gorge ur son

[tidal ocean]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/MotionlessDullMoonBrokeBack-ZKE7FfozaDlm7F8-

[hollow ibex]

!!!!!!!

[heavy needle]

Youre sending this to shaye?

[tall path]

New boot goofin

Laundry for ants

[hollow ibex]

No im sending art lol

I had to ship it from my parents lol, i left all of the stamps there

[tidal ocean]

SHINY NOODLE

[hollow ibex]

-# also all my good stamps were gone so i had to use those ai looking cat and dog ones

[torn gorge]

Aw hes like a little scientist 🥰

[gleaming hearth]

Shaye posting peet pics on main.

[hollow ibex]

Pickle was cleaning the baby nemo but only for a minute and i didnt get a chance to clip

[torn gorge]

Boooo fired

[hollow ibex]

blame ads for "commercial break"

[gleaming hearth]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2010759007338971255

あんぱんズ🌾🫘🥜 (@anpans_bakery)

あゝ 食い散らかし寝

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 12, 2026, 5:01 PM

[hollow ibex]

https://fxtwitter.com/ppshiro0904/status/2010678281029489027/photo/1 japan ferrets bring joy (this is Maó)

パパしろ (@ppshiro0904)

こんなにジト目で周りに目がたくさんあるのに、ちゃんとカメラのアイキャッチフォーカスはでっちのお目々を捉えてました😆
︀︀🦖「R50！こっちでち✨」
︀︀📷「はいっ！」

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FxTwitter · Jan 12, 2026, 11:40 AM

[random roost]

He’s literally me

[oblique pebble]

Little Ferret socks!
OMG they’re so adorable

[open sable]

They just got woke up and they're mad

[hollow ibex]

shes a grumpy dinosaur

[steady ore]

Jack wearing his compression socks like a good ole man

[tight jungle]

Found this in a different server.

[worldly edge]

I hope somebody already posted it here, but still: https://fixupx.com/DevSGDG/status/2009653734977274339
It should be an otter but I just see a ferret in it. 🙂 Anyway, close enough.

SecondGames (@DevSGDG)

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FixupX · Jan 9, 2026, 3:49 PM

[narrow token]

Happy B'day Ferret Guardian Shaye

[open sable]

Happy bday

[narrow token]

Perfect sleep in food. It will never get hungry in sleep.

[bronze grotto]

By the way, is it safe to discuss why Thor specifically mentioned chainsaws?

[tough moss]

The so called food coma.

[tight jungle]

Shaye wants one, Thor believes she's a danger to everyone if she gets one.

[torn gorge]

Happy shayeday!!

[idle moss]

most people are a danger to everyone with a chainsaw

[tardy remnant]

happy birthday shaye! may you get whatever you wish for! (yes, that includes chainsaws)

[violet owl]

Am I really the only person in the world that had no issues turning 30? 😛 I've had friends have legit breakdowns like Joey here for turning 30, I don't get it (am I too autistic to understand this? )

I wish for Shaye to get their Shayensaw as well

A real one this time

[torn gorge]

As someone that doesnt even remember their 30th birthday i can tell you your 30s >>> your 20s by a long shot

Dont believe your tv

[gleaming eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/animation-disney-movies-quotes-songs-gif-14841651

Murry burthmis Shaye!

[slate helm]

life is life regardless of age enjoy for it is fleeting

[torn gorge]

Maybe shaye feels weird for achieving the perfect noodleful life already. Like what else is there to strive for?

[gleaming hearth]

Full set Andy for pokemon/magic cards.

[sage forge]

Happy birthday to our favorite Noodle Mom, Shaye🎉 🎉 🥳 🥳 🥰

[hollow ibex]

scroll up

I sent that here and r/ferrets. how did you find it elsewhere?

#ferretchat message

Happy birthday @tall path !!!! I sent you some art in the po box, dont unspoil if you want it to be a surprise

(Not sure how long it will take to get there)

[hollow ibex]

Hmmm. more noodles? 🤔

[torn gorge]

A valid point 🤔 however i dare say the shayes are at capacity. Gonna need some more of those first

[hollow ibex]

This might be a bad idea but i want shaye to make a ferret color rainbow. From spud to mousey

[torn gorge]

One appears whenever there is soop

[hollow ibex]

Just need to rearrange and thats a perfect photo

[torn gorge]

Everyones a critic yarrGlue

[tough moss]

Oh look, a business!

[fallow tulip]

Happy Birthday @tall path !!!

[limpid snow]

Happy Birthday to the 7 ferrets who pilot @tall path's skinsuit.

[arctic turret]

happy annual celebration of womb eviction!!!! @tall path
thanks for everything you do!

[winter cloak]

so this is the channel to wish @tall path a happy rotation around the sun?

[steady ore]

Happy Birthday @tall path! May all ur chainsaw wishes come true 🎂

[hollow ibex]

Record amount of pings lol

[pallid mango]

more pings @tall path happy day of birth! I hope you get all the Shayensaws

[tidal ocean]

chili what are ya doin

[torpid nexus]

chili things

[gilded tide]

let him sploot in peace!

[shut galleon]

calm down old timer 😛

[frosty sail]

He looks like that hedgehog getting an xray

[civic sun]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/YawningBoringChoughThunBeast-utGb39_n_s1EVuuE

[tight jungle]

Literally that, saw it in a different server.

[unkempt nebula]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/FurryProudSowPupper-9W3xdoJ5YL2Otnjs

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/CharmingTransparentPandaTBTacoLeft-AfA0-eCwMIGrPyvI

[coral mango]

Mocha being the sweetest sleepy boy

[torpid nexus]

You have been chosen as mocha's human

[hollow ibex]

Thank you forest this has healed me 🥹

I love himmmmm

Jealous but

Its ok

[outer tinsel]

being a goob

HAPPY HATCH DAY @tall path !!!! I hope you have the bestest of days!

[fallow tulip]

You are so lucky u snugs them

[boreal wigeon]

Happy day of birthing @tall path !!!

[light oasis]

Happy birthday

[shut galleon]

maybe, but you has a Snoot, and Forest can't snuggle that one 😛

[fallow tulip]

I mean, Forest is invited any day of the week for dinner lol

Forest just has to take a beach vacay

[random roost]

I just noticed, it's been quite a while since I've seen any clips of Henry. The last one is almost two weeks ago

[undone cape]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SuccessfulImpossibleStarCurseLit-2yIQuTCcfHFAs_dE

[outer tinsel]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/TentativeTolerantOpossumVoHiYo-GaJ0K5G9JH67urj7

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ArborealBoringSheepOSfrog-583AJ_RrgVpHF7Sq

[nocturne pendant]

Happy birthday, Shaye!

[torn gorge]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ReliableAmusedMonkeyNerfBlueBlaster-e3cjJVM11VBktr2T

[hushed crescent]

Happy birthday @tall path ! I'm sending you a shayensaw, I don't care what Thor says

[hushed crescent]

I didn't mind turning 30! I love being in my 30s!

[outer tinsel]

When the nap hits too good

[ripe rivet]

Didn't realize how big those fangs actually are

[outer tinsel]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/TenuousRepleteDadStoneLightning-vjmY2qF5GS_9LusU

[bronze grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-ferret-cuddle-gif-11181763

misread it as chat somehow but have the gif anyway

[hollow ibex]

Its cool, they have spots in their gums for their teeth to fit into

[ripe rivet]

Lil sharks

[flint imp]

his little ears! his little tongue!! his little peets!!!

thank you for sharing Forest 🙏

[feral island]

Happy Birthday Shaye 🎉🎂🥳🎈🎊

[unkempt nebula]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/AbnegateCulturedWrenchStoneLightning-SzQhjBBfTWD8hFbl

[hollow ibex]

MISTOO

[hollow ibex]

oh hello piggo

[ripe rivet]

I wish to boop their noses

[gleaming hearth]

Was gonna say, you gotta give Shoon some Piggo

[boreal wigeon]

Mistooooo!!

[mint gull]

Happy birthday Shaye

[violet owl]

The only reason my 20's were better than my 30's is cause I was still able to walk 😅 (But am actively working on that this year 💪 )

[dull yew]

Here!

[hollow ibex]

omg i love your pfp

rubber ducky isopod

[dull yew]

It's a rubber ducky isopod! They're real!

Lol

[hollow ibex]

yes they are perfect

[dull yew]

Nice to meet you, Toast!

[hollow ibex]

you too :)

[dull yew]

(I accepted every single room originally, hence easier to find you guys!)

What... 2 years ago??

[hollow ibex]

oh lol you have all the roles

[dull yew]

I posted a gift for you guys in Self Promo Art!

Colouring books? bah! creativity! Humbug!

[hollow ibex]

oh thats cool

[dull yew]

Also got some inside jokes that I can't stop from popping out of my mouth.

[violet owl]

I love you but I hate you cause I'm jelly and my heart is dying WHY IS HE SO PERFECT AND CUTE, am ded (I don't really hate you though, am just super jelly!)

[mint gull]

wthecky they are so cute

[dull yew]

I loves them.

[mint gull]

give me ALL of them rn

[dull yew]

They're mucho expensivo!!

[mint gull]

i can imagine

[dull yew]

My guess is their conservation is well set into place.

Considering their demand.

[mint gull]

i loves them

i've always loved isopods since i was a kid but never kept any personaly

[violet owl]

This clip is too funny

[tidal ocean]

I want to get a colony (or two or twenty) of isopods eventually

they are just cute lil guys

[dull yew]

I wanna see if I can start natively. Like my block, when winter is finally over.

I'll have to do a lot of studying, youtube manuals, but it sounds fun!

Is it healthier to go local, or is it more healthy to buy isopods?

I guess I'll check that out, too. 🙂

Does anyone have the link to the stream of the Ant Queen?

[coral mango]

Heres a henny (with odie)

[hollow ibex]

henny photosynthesis

[shut saffron]

Henny!

[mint gull]

Henny

[dull yew]

Henry.

[dull yew]

My username means: Dig Widely.

And boy, did I.

[hushed crescent]

King Henry!

[dull yew]

Can I post a nerdy joke I made up earlier?

It's a Star Trek TNG joke

It's PUNNY!

K: Why did Data adopt the cat Spot? Because they only shared 1 brain cell. And you only need one.

[steady ore]

Ahh not the Snoot roll!

[low pumice]

Hrm... I swear ordered 2 big bags, not 964588 small bags

[low pumice]

😾

[tall path]

If you actually ordered x2 of the 1lb bags this was a good mistake for them to make

Because this is 3lb total

[hollow ibex]

Oh god… might need to make that gate less climbable

[low pumice]

First the gate was fine. Then had to add the pipe. Then, had to add the cardboard

Jokes on them. I taught myself basic 3d modeling for our 3d printer

Simple flat sheet and hooks custom made for that gate

I feel bad for being m.i.a. lately. Work is crazy and we've been working to ween 2 of the babies off of critical care, and Rayna has been taking up a lot of our time. Latest thing, vet thinks her pancreas isn't doing too well and not absorbing nutrients, so she gets enzymes added to her food to hopeful do the pancreas's job

||anyone know if Shaye is vegan or vegetarian? || hey shaye don't read that, happy birthday!

[tall path]

No I'm not

And ty!

[low pumice]

Hey you read that!

Yout cheated

[tall path]

I clicked it before reading the rest of the sentence 😂

[low pumice]

Hahaha I guess that's okay

[hollow ibex]

spoiler message makes me wanna click it so bad

[tall path]

Unfortunately mod duties force me to read spoilered text

[low pumice]

Suuuuure 😺 the happy birthday was supposed to be a hint

To not read. Anyway, next topic

Actually now I'll think of something else. Maybe steam keys for this Heartbound game I keep hearing about

[dull yew]

Can I share a Gaelic song this reminds me of?

It's called Dónal Agus Mórag by Altan.

[steady ore]

a successful escape artist! 🙌 😂

[low pumice]

Yeah super "fun" I'm in the middle of meds, but I have to keep running over and putting him back because I don't want him to make the connection of crossing and getting to run around "after hours", but I don't have time to fix the gate, meds are overdue, and I could put him in his room, but I don't want him to feel sad., yes I realize this is a psychological issue 😆

[steady ore]

Too bad u never seen a pic of shaye’s food stash. She took a pic of the cupboard once n it was full of canned fish n noodles Lol

[fallow tulip]

Him and his snuggle friend

[undone cape]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/TriumphantHotChamoisRickroll-htZWQ31KVEfeKZwV

[coral mango]

More noodle pics

[hollow ibex]

Feeling and looking exactly like misto in that pic rn

[dull yew]

stretches

Really windy out there.

Increased chances of power outages. charges batteries

And I have saved videos on youtube to keep me company!

[open sable]

The urge to just...lay down and let the noodles trample me

Never gonna happen, but it must feel nice

[dull yew]

I can't sleep. I've tried. Eat or sleep. I keep getting woken up by basic needs.

[idle lion]

Id pay to get trampled by a bunch of ferrets (LONG AS THEY ARENT SLIMEY)

[gleaming eagle]

I would also love to get trampled by ferrets

And speaking of slime, I had a dream last night that I met the swamp bois and that they reeked of olive oil for some reason… 😆

[violet owl]

So no Frog and Toad for you then

[unkempt nebula]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/TawdrySourCardPeoplesChamp-ap42ES3Hn5XoPjji

[boreal wigeon]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/BlushingChillyElkBabyRage-a6t7i-IwdMF56Wrf

[outer tinsel]

@tall path Did you ever figure out how Deme managed her strong man act from last night?

[tardy moth]

What have I missed? 😳

[torn gorge]

Babbus unleashed!

[outer tinsel]

nothing big. Deme just being an evil genius

[odd bone]

Diva mode

[hollow ibex]

Beansss

[hollow ibex]

noodle doodles!!

-# and a meat

[coral mango]

Omgggg!!

[ripe rampart]

https://youtube.com/shorts/jutM6mI7yyM?si=uVXUhjFFT7ZIpRcl

ferret short

no unexpected stouts from what i see

[gleaming hearth]

The plunger one.

[gilded tide]

that donut roll!

[winter kestrel]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ConsiderateWimpyDogeKappaPride-mJtD2qOwcJkkNl2-

caught this on the ferret stream and wanted to share

[undone cape]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/TangentialWealthyDonutUWot-va0-Yng9S6guqkl5

[steady ore]

yay atleast Nemo isnt stashing lambies 🥹

[open sable]

He's doing his best

[low pumice]

Noooo is sleepsie time, go to bed

I was going to make a joke that I don't have favorites, but Julian was my favorite, then immy made a 2 1/2 feet from the couch to the medication table... I see more ferret proofing is in my near future

[steady ore]

escapies 😈 lol

[torn gorge]

https://bsky.app/profile/akinashi74.bsky.social/post/3mchhfeprjs2k

飴色くらげ (@akinashi74.bsky.social)

ちびっこ時代のココちゃん
この透明チューブほんと耐久性なかったな
#ココちゃん
#フェレット
#ferret

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Bluesky · Jan 15, 2026, 11:15 AM

[hollow ibex]

I hope he only wears the collar during supervised play,,, (they can get stuck and hurt if they try to squeeze into places while wearing them)

Adorable baby tho

[shut saffron]

Rolly-toob time of FUN

[ripe rampart]

https://youtube.com/shorts/16eEJ-JiymA?si=b-rlomh2Sst0RJt-

this short appears in my feed periodically

[gilded tide]

it gets posted in here or #memeposting periodically too.

[dull yew]

Gonna try to draw a cartoon ferret this weekend. Look foreward to it! Any colour use suggestions?

[hollow ibex]

I recommend warm dark-light browns and cream colors (more saturated orange/brown for certain colors, but still natural tones), you can also do closer to black/gray for darker ferrets

[torn gorge]

Post noods

Ill start

[dull yew]

I will try! It might be on my comouter, it might be on actual paper.

[dull yew]

I finally get the joke about noods!

[dull yew]

That cutie is chonk!

[hollow ibex]

Thats duchess!! Shes just mega floofy

[torn gorge]

Shes angora

[dull yew]

Not just in cats. Awesome!

I only ever heard the term with cats growing up.

[torn gorge]

She and lady (part angora) are out on stream rn actually

Though theyre probably eeping somewhere

Now these are chonks

[dull yew]

Almost Wolverines!

[hollow ibex]

Yeah her nose gives it away thats shes full angora

[dull yew]

How so? I've looked and can't find out why.

(Is it the pronounced line in the middle?)

[hollow ibex]

Heres a better photo. Shes got hair growing on it and its clefted

[dull yew]

OH

Lmao my reactions now prompt pregnant man. Lol!

I did it as a meme and now it's my burden to bear I guess!

[shut saffron]

Snoot gets smooch! Awwwwww.

[pallid mango]

Say hello to Snaul, from hit show Better Call Snaul

[snow warren]

Glad people like the snail I brought Shaye 😂

[slate helm]

Oh my god

Thats a Swiss roll snail

[gentle crow]

It's sooo cute!

[open sable]

He looks filled with cinnamon and baked to perfection

[dull yew]

Snow plough has the reverse beeping on max. It's a struggle so I'm looking at the ferrets and testing out some commands.

[civic sun]

A bongo player
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2012117612973654437

ちゃーこ❀元 茶々丸Ü (@chacha_maru98)

アンさんはスクラッチ両手派。
︀︀
︀︀(ﾓｳﾔﾒﾃ……ﾕｶﾐｽﾞﾀﾏﾘﾃﾞｷﾃﾙﾔﾝ……)
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︀︀ #今日のあん

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FxTwitter · Jan 16, 2026, 10:59 AM

[torn gorge]

Sick beatsies

[rocky egret]

Pickle's cousin

[civic sun]

He makes me think of the swamp boys and now I'm wondering what would swamp boys playing bongos look like

[untold scroll]

it would like heavy metal

[fallow tulip]

Today's Snoot pics

[fallow tulip]

He's so sweet guys. Like I cant explain it. He cares so much for his little human, and all he wants at the end of his playtime, is curl up on my blanket between us or next to our legs or feet, and to sleep snuggled to us.

[torn gorge]

You are his ferret family ❤️

[feral island]

just a silly noodle

[shut saffron]

Lil wiggly legs

[fallow tulip]

I know I just feel so happy he feels this way

[hollow ibex]

Hello please tell albus i love him and his silly feetsies

[gleaming hearth]

Pls boop all the snoots in chat. Snoots and Baby Noodle Man.

[steady ore]

you two are his partners in crime 😈 😉

[boreal wigeon]

You could even say...business partners

[steady ore]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-bait-fish-talk-gif-8939293

[torn gorge]

Pickles mask is changing again

Wonder if his snoot is gonna be white again 🤔

[gleaming hearth]

Nice little Piggo

[torn gorge]

Hes so hamsome

[slate helm]

I never noticed the bulgy snout

[rocky egret]

Pickle is good boi

[steady ore]

of course its changing. Hes getting more grey 😏

[torn gorge]

Not really

[torn gorge]

Its part of his waardy rep

[slate helm]

I had never noticed i only thought the differences between them all was their coat and colour

[torn gorge]

Waardy snoots are usually like that

A bit wider set

[slate helm]

I see

Reminds me of bull terriers but a bit earlier in their show breeding

[torn gorge]

Pic unrelated i just saw it and wanted to post

[slate helm]

They doing the seal move where they shrink their head into their body

[gilded tide]

swamp bois!

[hollow ibex]

Their eyes are farther apart too

[outer tinsel]

@lunar prism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0PjjYvNAr0 Trust me on this, Trivago Teethman. He is cursed and you will love it. He was concerning for Shaye.

[steady ore]

why must u curse ferret chat with this ad! Shame on u! SHAME!

[idle moss]

wait
i've seen that ad
why does he always have the teeth out

[undone cape]

Probably dentures that dont fit properly

[idle moss]

i only just noticed the teeth

[scarlet thorn]

The teeth are creepy and cursed

[noble ember]

what most people don't realise is that his teeth are the brains of the operation

the rest of his body is just there for his teeth to pilot around so they can meet new and interesting people

[dull yew]

Aww!!

The teeth look wierd to me because they're artificial looking. It doesn't reflect the light well like actual teeth.

[gleaming hearth]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2012436072144544074

ペットショップ 熱帯倶楽部 吉祥寺店 (@nettai_club)

写真撮るのやだからってグレないの😠

#さといもフェレット

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 17, 2026, 8:05 AM

Baby ferrets make me feral. Cute aggression extreme.

[tardy remnant]

I just know that way back when (god, I think its actually more than twenty years ago now) he first appeared as trainer in the "bundesliga" he already had those teeth
he didnt lean into it so much, I think they really focus on them in the ads

[rocky egret]

What a cutie 🥺