#ferretchat
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I'm SHOCKED! Well, actually.. not that shocked... 😂
Feeties
what all can you play on there? they've been intriguing.
How normal are cataracts in ferrets and is there anything I should worry about between now and the vet appointment on wensday?
The rescue has a few, its nbd afaik
It's the first time I've had a ferret develop one. It is luckily only one eye, so he still has some sight. He is also the first ferret I've had to get cancer out of the 5 I've owned total
Keep an eye on it if it's in one eye, usually they develop bilaterally (in both), if it develops rapidly and gets super white have an eye pressure test done at the vet to check for glaucoma (it's managed with special eye drops and NBD)
Thankfully ferrets don't rely on their eye sight much at all
OK thank you. I'm gonna keep an eye on it this weekend and Monday they told me to call at 730am Monday to see if he can be seen earlier than wensday.
Glaucoma is super rare in ferrets though, Jack is the only one I've ever seen
They love that rug
Woorm
sweet innocent babies!!
That is from a while ago haha
that Chili and Mouse pic looks similar to my Yatzhee and Dibbs pic
I enjoy looking through old messages tho
my discord randomly put me there, so i started scrolling
apparently may was very busy lol
mine does too sometimes
so many clips that look cute to watch later and a few saved pics for my display shuffle
check out images from forestfright in this channel. endless cuteness
like this piggo one
he looks so wise and innocent
https://fxtwitter.com/41728/status/1979534352624275856 booty dance lol
that is actual baby right there 🥰😱🤗
Pickle's eyeliner game is on point.
Depends on the game honestly, they all have ratings for it on the steam store
https://store.steampowered.com/greatondeck/ theres also a whole section of verified and good to go
https://www.steamdeck.com/en/verified more base information
You can but it can be a pain
https://www.protondb.com/ another site that will assist in finding out what will work and how to fix various problems with games on the steamdeck/linux
Steam deck compatible imo lies like 80 percent of the time
"Unplayable" me playing it hmmmmmm thats funny
well, they have just higher standards. Its always worth playing a game you already own on steam deck if you want. What the compatibility list doesnt lie about is if it works. If it says it works itll pretty much always work'
this has turned into #deckchat 
The first and only time anyone ever called him "wise" 
All the love
ahh thank you
Very flattering pepponi
That first one: no photos, imma bite your camera
"Get off my lawn"
he is prepared to conquer the universe
"get that dang camera out of my face"
i love him so much
I bring you some blurry Snowberry pics, she is very energetic and would not stay still LOL
She wants freedom so bad
She does not care her body is busted, she knows theres more and wants to play
Crazy gal
snooby!!!!11
Lil Snowby!
Speaking of snowberry, how is she right now?
She is doing really good! She has out on more weight and very active despite her hip
They are seeing how it heals first, surgery for a ferret is risky
Plus the vet encouraged natrual healing before exploring the surgery route
Ah i see
Last time i heard thor said they cant do surgery cause shes underweight and all
From thors twitter about it
not linking because of the xrays but if you want to verify #ferrets message
Hangry 
I would like to make a formal request to Nova, Shaye or Forest to please get a photo of Mike being held up so we can see him little white peets. Please, please, please!
Yes ferrets down, no power
Will do when we can!
Has there been any updates on Luna? I think the last I heard is she was at the vet getting some more tests done on the cancer.
Ferts stream down? or just me?
power is out
mmk, ty
Mouse took out the power because forest dragged her from the sleep sack yesterday
def what happened
also sry; I missed the other message saying the power was out.. That's what happens when you skim chat and don't actually read it.. lol
just got back from a 4ish hour drive so my eyes are a little tried.. lol
lol its fine, your not going to be the only one asking that question
fair.
@pallid mango
ah [EXPLETIVE] they've got telekinesis now
the ferret stream offline ?
yes, the power is out
man the US and its brown outs ,
thanks for the info.
Shaye alone in the dark 
She isn't alone, she has Henry.
He is good at digging. 
refrains from making a reference to the 1992 Alone In The Dark computer game because no one here will get it
Aw look, that's Henry right behind her
........ or a demon
If i knew how to MS paint on Android, I'd put Henry in that picture chasing her
Nah, she'd carry Henry, he'd never have to chase her. Meatball on the other hand...
I happen to be visiting rn so we are alone in the dark TOGETHER WEE
it's spooky
Idk, now I'm thinking about making a Henry horror game
Meatball would be a funny name for a demon ferret antagonist
as someone over 50 I feel attacked
Why did you run into the power pole while otw there? 
I can't drive
WELP
did you headbutt it then? 
they said run not drive
Please go take a pic in the ferret room of genpop and m3, they would be cursed
I don't wanna be rude and flashbang them 

You already flashbanged mouse yesterday
No flash on :) I wanted to get some pics to send to Thor while he was away
Aqua with the evidence of flashbanging poor mouse
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/BrainyApatheticSalamanderTheTarFu-teWEuoPq-Yg606bq and more evidence
We have different definitions of flashbang :P
You just don't want to admit you're wrong... Poor mouse 🙁
My phone signal is terrible rn rip I can't defend myself lmao
me when still no ferrets because power out

i wonder if yet another pole was sideswiped or something
Probably
Check shayes teeth for copper residue ijs 
holy... Power's still out there?
this is a concerningly long time
power might be back, but if internet has no power. then no internet
we dont know yet
are they long term looking into backup power and secondary mobile internet?
iirc for the wigglers they do have a backup power generator. But you can't power everything from that I'd imagine, it's more for the essentials.
Not sure how it is in the US, but from my experience mobile internet (e.g. 5G) isn't that great for streaming purposes because there's usually a huge data cost and/or data limit and bandwidth to it
its also more, since power is out and only 5G is available, well it get's bottlenecked by everybody's phone.
Yep, that too
Damn it… who hit the pole now? Gort?
They have backup power. The only backup Internet that could work without power in the neighbourhood would be star link, which has horrible coverage in that area.
DUK SOUP SUNDAY!
Couldn't be Gort. They only run in a circle
Bahhh I have a whole monitor that serves no purpose w/o the ferrets streaming
Do like I did, put on a VOD
they are back
U guys I was asleep it was out when I went to bed at 1am and I just woke up 😭
so lets get the viewer count back up, go go go
Ferrets!
that was quite the power outage. I wonder what's been causing all these outages in their area lately?
It was caused by an interruption in the power network 
its washington ... bad weather happens
Yeah when I lived a few hours north of Seattle the power troubles were awful and I was on one of the islands so when things went out for us we were out for at least a day and change
We live in a rural area with outdated infrastructure and people keep trying to merge their cars with the power poles
lets get the viewer count back up all, lets refresh and make sure we are watching for the fluffy slinkies
makes me wish the rescue could budget a backup or alternate power supply into the new location they're going to be moving to
like one of those Generac generators you see commercials for, or solar panels on the roof
afaik they have one to keep at least the ac for the ferrets going. but even with local power, internet will likely be down in the area
Yeah. Thor has said several times that when his power is out it’s out for their service provider as well. Plus he’s on a business fibre connection…. Means his connection is at a major node - no internet for an entire district level stuff…. From my very limited understanding of such things
so every vehicle in washington needs a pole? 🤔
rainbow worm must die! 

lets get the viewer numbers back up, lets go all. go go go
who is attacking the power? are the sharks at it again
seems those magnetic power poles keep yanking cars into them 😛
Everyone wants pole position 
Sushi bear
Does anyone else have the problem with Twitch where it says on top of the chat "failed to load module" (or something like that, I have it in finnish)? I have it with all streams and the only problem I seem to have is I cannot join in raiding another stream. I'm on Firefox
Do you have any extensions that could affect twitch
My only extensions are the automatic channel point collector, dark reader and adblock, which is off for twitch
awwww
You probably need to clear your cache then
CHAOS REIGNS AGAIN!!!!!!

Thank you! That fixed it. I never remember to try that
phat boy chiliiiiiiiiiiiii
i love the way spud is angry staring
Eeeeeepy noggin pets 
hi there pickle
Pickle sandvich
eat belly
Power out again
Me 5 seconds ago: the wind is crazy
Forest: yeah I hope the power doesn't go out
Forest is cursed
F
FOREST HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!
So when are we sacrificng forest to the weather gods to stop it from taking out the power
nah, weather god are too wishy washy in WA, need to sacriface to the Machine Spirit to strengthen the Generator/Power Grid

I deserve it
I miss the babies already
Look at those wittle feets
That's why I requested the photo. His wittle peetsies
we back! 
Awww that's so cute love the fur details
Here's a henwy
the king
Henwwwy
henners
nooo DIP luna
our stick loving sassy queen
Oh no... I was afraid of something like this when there was no news after taking her to the vet. DIP lovely Luna. She will be missed.
Oh man
Poor Luna. I hope she'll get all the sticks in Valhalla
Luna, your stick begging was always adorable. You always found a new way to get those tasty treats. Now I wish you a lot of fun during the eternal playtime 
Yeah I'm gonna miss Luna she was such a sweetie and I'll always think of her when the ferrets get her favorite sticks
I crying
-# i know the rainbow is there every day shhh
but its still very pretty to me every time 🫂
I'm sure he was very happy to see his little Mousy got the cuddles and uppies she deserves 
Yesss
I just saw about Luna. DIP sweet girl - may you have all the treats you want on the other side.
it looks like him too
Forest how dare u cast power outtage! No bread for u for a month
Oh no… not another precious oldie! DIP Luna! May no other noodle steal another crack stick from u again. You deserve all the sticks. Ure already missed 🕯️🌹 
ferret + ouroboros?
Ferrets are the ouroboros
They could if they want to its just a matter of if and when
Pics from my local rescue I got to play at a couple weeks ago. Did some cage painting for them
kyo awww
Kyo lookin for games.
Phone best toy to stash
what in the bot post
Banished the bot
mods were hungry
Bwa
Good noodles
Milos?
what group
genpop
Ferrets are funny because a fart, a really big fart can make you think the worse. Luckily, I have had cats (seen similar before), because snoot basically had a big gas bubble that made him first of all act as if he was choking, I patted his back and he belched. And I mean belched. And then after a sigh of what I'm thinking relief he was just ugh. So then I massaged his bloated belly. And then cue the giant fart (stinky!). I knew what it was because 1. He inhaled his food like an idiot earlier (idk why sometimes he just eats far too fast) and 2. He's been licking like crazy because he's shedding like crazy. Luckily he's almost done.
I gave him the propectalin the vet gave us that said we may need if he gets this way, says it helps stomach discomfort and passing furballs through the system. Anywho that's my funny story of the day.
Snoot toot
Also I do know he's not a cat but lol if you know you know
eww lmao
I've also been brushing him to no avail with this shedding but his coat is almost done he's looking so refreshed with his thicker coat
You will be missed Luna bug I know you now have a pile of sticks in Valhalla that never ends!! Dook in peace lovely lady 😭❤️💔
The day we brought Sushi home Jan 15th. 2022
Can't even imagine her with fur now..
Or sight
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/QuaintKitschyOryxOpieOP-572TSrumDlpXCHU-
We can see his brain working up a solution
Yeah I've seen him get himself out of stranger predicaments, anyone ever claiming he's dumb is so, so wrong! It's why I will always claim Henry is the smartest ferret, not only does he figure these things out, he does so with only 40% of his brain AND his motor skills working against him! He's so precious 
That wasnt even a tight spot, he was just nomming the toob for fun
I mean the tube on his left the fence on his right looks pretty tight
thats easy for henry, he has been in much tighter spots
Oh Luna. Dook in Peace sweet girl, you will be missed so much. Thank you for all the funny and sweet times you gave us. May you go to Valhalla where you will be reunited with your friends and i bet an infinte amount of stiks. Dook in Peace Luna. ❤️
I got an appointment today for loki
Good luck! 
Thanks
Pasta babbos
damn gnocchi just wants to sleep and linguini says absoultley not! 
Linguini says mother how dare you confine me
If he ran for president i would vote for him
FREE LINGUINI RIGHT NOW!
But he in jail for shoe crimes!
#Linguini for president 2026!
lol
he's innocent! he has never done anything wrong in his life!
He do need a lawyer, his sister is snitching tho said she saw him stash my shoes!
I as his lawyer saw gnocchi steal the shoe then blame it on him!
😲 this evidence shall be noted and linguinis bail shall be set at 10000 dooks!
So loki apparently has a sore on his head above the issue eye that I didn't know about cause it blended in until he broke the scab while cage rageing the carrier.
i shall make a counter offer of 100 socks!


They would look good in my stash I mean cough sock drawer
Hmmm yes yes you make a good argument. He may go free!
very good. i need proof that my client has been given what he's owed
perfect. my client was owed a stik as for the emotional damage he had to deal with his entrapment
*nods *
Vet doesn't think it's cataracts. He thinks it's inflammation from Astrid being too rough and biting his face instead of scruff. So he gets eye drops for a few days along with me cleaning the wound on his head above the eye daily. Good news is he gained .15 pounds since he was last seen
Poop, pee or chew? 😛
Ooft, so what did the vet say about his eye?
Do you have that many socks? Man, I can't even keep track of 20 socks... I always instantly lose 5 of them lol
STICK!
Stick Stick Stick Stick
Stick Stick Stick Stick
Stick Stick Stick Stick
Sticky Sticky Stick Stick 
I just saw your update from the vet Kitty66Pyro, I'm just slow reading today >< Forgive me lol
Hopefully with the ointment the eye will be fine. There is a chance he loses partial vision in the eye and we have to watch for infection
shhh! they haven't asked for the bail payment yet! 😂
I shall hope for the best for little Loki! That he may keep his eyesight!
JUST SAY YES! 
And I have to clean the puncture above his eye daily. When the vet did it I felt do bad because loki didn't fight back but he whimpered so loudly
i mean yes meow of course i do i wouldn't make that offer if i didn't...
Poor bebe, if only we could explain to them it's for their own good ❤️
As long as he gets better ❤️
I would also love to be able to explain to Astrid why what she did was not OK. But our only guess is she doesn't play with him unless he is feeling his normal better self when meds are stable. And he had been doing so good lately, and gaining weight that she decided age doesn't matter and instagated a wrestling match and misjudged where she was biting. We know it wasn't on purpose, her floppiness makes it harder for her to get the scruff sometimes. And loki gave as good as he got.
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Lucas weighing down toob. Kitty can't reach stikk!"
Looks like him
Henry stik
and a Chees
He want to eat stick so bad
Stick is love. Stick is life.
Mike's white Lil peetsies!!!!!
Best pic I could get xD
Is lovely voice for ferret voice overs 😄
I was not aware his back toesies are also white
No thoughts behind Mike's eyes
Omg cheesey blep
I had to save the blep photo. It is too good
Some more Kyo and Sai :) I love these two
Heading home soon so these might be my last pics for now
any updates on snowberry?
Ugh they are SO cute
Thank you for the sai pics btw she needs them on the wiki 
The stash!
Still in prison for healing, recheck xrays late next month but she's doing good and gaining weight still
Henry burrito because he was being fussy with his feeding last night
contained
Henners
Yesss no prob she was a little harder to snap pics of than Kyo but she was easier today lol
I had a lot of fun visiting eee I will get more pics again next time!
your pics are great
"you can not contain my rage"
How DARE you go home
WE NEED MORE PHOTO'S
Guess we'll just have to poke Nova and Shaye for more photo's (and Maddie when Wednesday comes around) 😛 (Jokes aside, thank you for all the amazing photo's
)
Could've been worse 
I need to know though, did Meatball try and smother you during your stay? 😛
Trust me I would have stayed longer but I have boring chores to do at home
But I will for sure do this again
And sorta lol, Meatball loves Shaye more than me but he sometimes cuddled on my lap!
soon thor will be back and he can return to tormenting Thor and kicking down the door
Thor tormenting Thor is such a wild thing to read out of context
another close up ferret always calls to me with the worst phrase...
"you got games on your phone?"
Piggo
https://ferrets.piratesoftware.wiki/w/index.php?title=File:Cowboy_soup.jpg&filetimestamp=20250304143934& @feral island the janky walking skeleton that mirror is talking about
old man cowboy
built for low-crawlin through tunnels.
He's the ferret superleggera
This makes me curious as to how chonky Frog and Toad are under their fur
my personal headcanon has them being basically a pair of ferret-sized kielbasa sausages under the fur. Accurate? no. Funny? YES.
the mario 64 soundtrack improves it
i love these clips. they are so happy and so unbothered by life. so jealous of them. ❤️
yes, burn the energy of both Ferret and Child
geez the cheeks on that emoji
I wonder how that would look as a twitch emoji
How dare u call my cowboy a janky walking skeleton! Cowboy would beat u up n make u get off his lawn if he heard u talking smack about him
You yell at @knotty jungle for that not me
cowboy was a janky, skrunkly old walking skeleton who screamed at everyone and we loved him for it.
Teep friar tuck shed
NOOOOOOOOOO
teeeep balding nooo
You havent looked at my profile yet have you
Atleast teep would be easy to spot, we had bald booty fig, nakid cowboy so now its shiny headed teep
shine that spot up and we can locate her in the dark off the light of the IR
oh god, its even worse emoted
WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!?!?!?!?!
kinda looks liek a recoloured Brazilian/Jamaican Flag
eepy boy
Teep chose religion instead of crimes? 🤔
Summer body, monastery hair cut. the new fashion trend.
She needs a wig shes balding!!!!
Bald is beautiful 
Why are we torturing lbear 
she needs a little flower crown, highlight that shiny spot
give that lady a tonsure
they want to cause me pain 
Henry, what an odd spot to sleep, even for you. He the blob in top left corner.
He fits, he sits (even when eepy)
WHY BRO?! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU?
you watched. now it does the same.
Saph why do you torment people
That sticker just needs the 'BONJOUR' caption.
chaos
And if i really wanted to torment people, i would post who is coming
Pure artwork, Saphs.
It's almost Crimus!
Just in a week
oh god please don't let her defrost
ITS STILL OCTOBER 
im starting to think this chat needs Jesus. Where is friar Teep when u need her
We have Jesus. Ferret Jesus.
Incoming hairman strim,
Otters are just water-ferrets.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DWBZmLF4gR0
he is made of text
I. hate. you. (not really, but right now)
She is a disciple of the King and Ferret Jesus. She teaches the ways of Dook
this gif right here proves yall are crazy cat people 😆
it was that or Kermit, which just felt mean
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/KitschyBelovedGorillaWOOP-bWYKoNKEuSvKQiow
Oh, Luna. Our sweet crack stick addict
rest well little luna
Sweet old lady Sushi was scheduled for her "last" appointment this morning.. I guess yesterday morning now since it's after midnight. she had declined quickly. I took a personal day. Stayed up all night with her. Helped her go to the bathroom. Every time she woke up to potty we gave her as much of her favorite soup and chicken treats she would eat.. got her brothers and sisters up at about 6am to have a last breakfast together. Took our "final pictures" with Sushi with the others and Sushi with us. Cried and packed up to go.
Found out last second that they had a schedule "mix up" and they couldn't get us in until Saturday. Rough couple of days
(Sushi on the far right)
Super cute that Sushi decided that Clyde's soup was better
Rayna's the one who attacks everyone who isn't Willow, so we sat her down with the "Soup of Peace" first, followed by the Willow buffer, and then old lady Sushi on the opposite end. Obvs we were poised to intervene
clyde happy to share with sweet sushi, thats so adorable 💖
Now Shoon can't say I didn't get any genpop clips 
The last couple days have been bluh for me. Not much happening...
I am so sorry it is almost time to let her go. She has had the best life with you! Spoil her as much as possible and tell her ferret chat loves her, too
Sending you comforting hugs 
"Pickle thunderdome" lol I didnt expect to see that today
Coming soon to a ferret sanctuary probably not near you…
Man I wish that was me
I don't, if I slept like that I wouldn't be able to move for a week.
Me too… but I think it would be worth it
Bruce being a lazy bones
Chili
and is that teeny mouse by his leg
You didnt crop it for mobile 
slug fert block toob
Mochaaaa
I sowwwie. I did it faaasssst
I fixed it @torn gorge . My bad
Better 
Look at that long sosig laying on the pizza
Gosh, I just Love when Ferrets are just... like That. Yaknow? When they look up at you like That and their pudgy noodle bodies are picture perfect and their peets are ready for mischief
such cuties
Ur profile name is Shane now? When did this multiple personality come out? Lol
hes just. big
beeeeg!
Chonky
froggy
Lorge Bois too lorge https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/AnnoyingImportantOilDatBoi-BAuWO0nSwWfxt_5v
Chili da bestest sausage boi there is
que the Moto Moto - Big and Chunky clip.
Absolute Units.
😂
Just got my last Sushi kiss. 😿 Husband is taking her in today. Couldn't take off again
Nooooo. 😭
I read that ferrets can sense when their friends are declining. But after Sushi started her major decline a few days ago. Every time Gizmo wakes up, he starts searching all of the sleeping spots. You can tell he anxious about it.
It's clear as day. So i guess it's true
After he finds her, then he goes to eat. I hope this isn't foreshadowing
I've noticed with my two that when loki starts to decline, Astrid won't go near him. But the moment he starts to feel better she goes and cuddles up with him
someone discovered the expansion port door on his cage today and had free time out while I was asleep
Naughty!! As long as nothing happened
I'm so sorry dear. I know she was beyond loved and cared for
so proud of little Snoot 😄
wow very cool 
that is awesome
Damn who could have made such a cool thing
@solemn jetty Has been working on this.
It's a fork of Alveus Sanctuary open source extension.
YESSSS ferret plugin
who knows
Is that a custom extension?
A mystery truly
is that a game? or just a ferret info panel thingy
Like, coded from scratch specifically for the stream?
Epic!
would it be able to show who's actively out?
if so that would be SICK
Info panel. It also works with chat commands like !henry or !beans
If ever learn, tell them thanks 😄
That is amazing.
that looks so cool!
my only amatuer input is that Henry's card needs his full title, and a note about Lapel. e 🙂
that would be awesome, but would prob still be something need to set manually each time the ferts change
HYPE
this is on my todo list
for now it just shows all the ferrets in the rescue in a big list
it'd probably be mods only but yes
mods can already set individual ferrets to pop up on everyone's stream
o.o
oooo cool
Well this makes my id docs a bit more useless
-# but they are really for fun anyway 😅
they were never useless ❤️
I want to tts it tbh but i am conflicted
Henwy cuddle teep
She loves henwy
Little fuzzy baaaabieeees
henry why you so cute?
forever adorable baby
This plug-in is gonna be so cool
beep beep officer teep here to make sure that boy sleeps!
You could use the vip system for trusted regulars to change the group too 🤔
Oh good idea
So hamsome 
Nope all done! No more shedding!
Well more like prep for floof later
I know it looks smooth but super thick and floof. I just brushed him for picture lol
If it gets any floofier I'll feel bad because he could be hot
Im sure he will get a bit more fur during winter, maybe a month?
Floof!
Its growing in!!!
Him good boi lol let me take pic of hump fluff lol
His tail is very floof
The hands!
gotta keep teep’s bald spot warm
trust no one! 
she thinks she is camouflaged
she is. Shh… 😆
https://bsky.app/profile/piratesoftware.live/post/3m3vnjnoezk26 Is this the new one? o:
mousey
thats a weird ferret
That's what I said
Who? 🤔
Add on a third critter nation cage, and my ferrets are ecstatic about having more play area. The fourth cage is just a dog cage sitting there as a place to store it. Tho it made me wonder if it's safe to let them use it or not.
id watch to see if they can get through those bars, they look much wider
Main reason i asked, i was worried about it too. Heh. They hung out in it when it was on the floor, and open to them, and never got stuck in it, but being in it is gonna be different.
you can measure the skull vertically of each of them compared to the bars, if its exact they might get stuck, if the skull is smaller they can escape
Heh, probably need to check things more carefully than i'm likely to, so i'll just wait till i get the spare dosh for the fourth cage.
yeah ferrets are sneaky goobers. love to catch you by surprise and then you wake up to a huge mess and dooking at 1 am 😅
That's happened once or twice, but Eggo has a bizarre fascination with the shower in my bedroom. He usually gives the game away for the others by making a beeline for it. Once, he was upstairs and in the shower before the other three noticed the cage was open.
Yeah I can 100% guarantee they will get through that and with the height it's at it's a health risk
Not safe unfortunately
If you want to add another unit check fb marketplace usually they're cheap on there
make sure to check the rust levels sometimes they are very crusty
the chili sploot. Its like a puddle of chili
yes
possessed lizard sloth 
is he... smiling?
<@&362005405901127710> another one of these weird bots
banished
Thank you forest, its amusing i await they do they copy a mod tag message and just put themself in timeout
They get time outside the cage right?
Never mind yes they do derp
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/NaiveIntelligentShrimpPMSTwin-lhxXIZmAQ6jT5Gu3
It's for when they go camping 🏕
Wanna see what little human has learned after so long watching ferret stream? She said this is for shaye
She did it in two tones for her
Shes doing great!!!!! Piano is so hard, I'm so grateful! Tell her thank you for me!!!
thats great! keep up the good work 😄
Yay!!! Piano is such a good instrument to learn. I cannot play an instrument tho :p
Brain popped the office chili scene in my head but a bunch of ferts pop out instead 
Thanks for all the love, she says thank you to thor for sending it to shaye.
I never meant for him to send it like that but my goodness the heart of it, I'm just glad she made both smile

We woke up not too long ago and snoot is snootin
such a good Snoot
Snoot just a menace
ikr
hurry up twitch
hopefully don't have to wait til Monday
LIES 
Boop the snoot of snoot
snoot fractal?
Done but he is bluhhh
He is eepy
He got out earlier, decided to knock everything off my bookshelf, then went back in his cage to eep
Apparently he wanted me to reorganize the mangas
So i gave him the whole bottom shelf instead
This was earlier
He doesnt bite hard at all
Lol it's like more of a oooom
Such a cute snoot 
Aww, cute eepy Snoot
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/OutstandingFamousNigiriCoolCat-SutvhO8wgElVao4s
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Lucas weighing down toob. Kitty can't reach stikk!"
https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/ReliableInnocentDunlinWTRuck-ucd2qn-b7aW1_FHy
https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/DeliciousSlickJellyfishVoteYea-gV1uXZP90kreyNv-
https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/StylishShakingTomatoBIRB-dAEyfDU-ZuFbpOTF
https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/SneakyBetterApeTwitchRPG-FYs4GqTITQ6zBWl8
Dammit I missed the absolute chonklords get loves
come of the ferret stream shaye is sayiong hi
MAKES IT MAKE SENSE. You WERE yellow earlier
Even gold here
So off

Look even around the first time u said it
For me it has been gold or yellow whatever u call it
so weird. it WAS that color when I came in earlier and commented on it. Then it changed to light blue a few minutes ago
I promise I'm not doing anything I didnt even know u could do that
oh yeah. Jpsycho likes to do it to mess with us, on occasion.
Because you didnt know i was aussie despite saying it many times :p
HOW DARE YOU 
I have adhd/tism. I forgot what I had for breakfast.
Btw @tall path I saw this while at the hospital yesterday and it made me think of you.
Gnocchi trying to steal my food this morning! 😂
The faces of true criminals! Got into the dog food bin today 🥲
“This is the kind of greed they talk about in the Bible” 😭😂
The faces of innocence!
Eepy wittle babby boy 
good lord let it go. Yall been giving shaye a hard time with the lemonade/pee story ever since she was designing her model. Let it rest
dude, chill
new fellas!!
I think its hilarious fwiw
i hope their owner is okay? no sure if they passed? but the little ones look adorable!!
They passed away :(
The owner
That there little lady in the photo is nekkid!
I suggest Thelma and Louise for the new ferrets' names
really sorry to hear that i hope they were taking good care of them 
We have a Thelma and Louise!
Poor bbs. I don't have my glasses on, I assume the one is half naked?
Flora and Fauna
i wonder is there to way to tell their age by doing any examinations? either studying blood or anything?
Pants for the one who looks shaved in the picture
We go by teeth
D'oh!
the canines get more translucent with age but thats still just a rough guideline because genetics and stuff affect it too
Great movie, too! 🙂
ooo that's interesting thank you Shane 
My vote is for Nutella, I don't know what the other one would be named though lol
cowgirl and acorn
Sugar and Spice?
Name ideas:
Lolly and Pop
Thelma and Louise
Cherry and Blossom
Or keep with the movies and do Laverne and Shirley
I'm assuming down south to mean deep south, so Biscuits and Gravy? 🤣
Ooh I like that!
There are few things more sad than an animal outliving its owner.
How about Ginger and Maryanne?
Hope the two new ones fit in well
Scone and Cracker?
I unironically love this
Biscuits and Gravy lol
Scone and Biscuit
Spicy names? Clove, Nutmeg, Ginger. Sugar and Spice!
Hornet and Lace /silly
Or Biscuit and Cracker?
i usually like naming new animals after seeing their personalities
mhm makes sense
cuz you could name one sweetie and she turns out to be the devil incarnate
Me too they're both sweet
Patty and Selma
Same, but no harm in spitting ideas that can stick later
i like food related names they are always funny and cute
@tall path food related or nah
new ferrets???
Would you get sued for Peach and Daisy lol
oh yes found them
like my mom got a dog and we couldnt decide if she was sweet or not cuz she was so hyper, so i said cinnamon cuz it can be sweet but also spicy
how about clove and anise?
i like acorn for the first lil one at the top
and maybe pine cone for the other one since they both grow on the trees
May i also suggest: Wednesday and Morticia since its halloween
I’d argue Latte for the one missing fur since lattes are mostly milk
We've already got a Latte though (Hawk's nickname) also I love your username
yay! More old ladies for the Senior Center! Im excited! 🎉 
Their current names are Goose (bald) and Fish
since most are oldies at some point we need two that are named mermaid man and barnacle boy
omg
they look so sweet
Omg
…keep the names
Goose and Duck
I agree, keep the names
Grace and Kelly
Flora and Fauna
Julie (Andrews) and Audrey (Hepburn)
There’s something so ridiculously endearing about those
i like goose but idk about fish
Goose and Goldie?
Fish is what happens when you let a 4 year old name the family dog it’s beautiful
aka Goldfish
goose better be the silly one
I like Goose but my friend had a Fish
if they already have names and know them id keep them. i renamed my two bc they didnt have real names
I change names if their circumstances suck
maybe Fish and Chips?
I mean, we almost named our dog Taco
If I was going to keep goose I'd rename fish to Ducky
we had a taco!
My uncle's dog is named Taco. His middle name is Chalupa Batman.
Oof… think they should be named Forest and River after you n forest survived without thor during twitch con 😆
oh hell yeah
they sound lovely
Chihuahua named Taco
Bacon and Egg?
i like how since they are two we keep trying to find combo names but what if!! we find something (two words) that we can then call a pair of (name)
It is around Halloween
I always like cheese names. Like Brie and Cheddar
Egg is just sending me lmfao
maybe scooby and Doo for holloween vibes?
E G G
Candy names?
Nancy and Drew
I still like forest n river. Two strong names from two great people ☺️
maybe Crimson and Ash? another holloween theme
maybe Frankie and Whinnie for frankinweenie
i dunno if "forrest pooped on the carpet" is something the mod forrest is happy about lol
yes i think she would be proud lol
Penny and Bun. Penny bun is the local name here for porcini mushroom, so it's seasonal, and invokes another common topic for the community
Scooby Doo makes me think of Velma and Daphne
Velma and Daphne would be so adorable. And fit halloween in a way, too.
(My vote is Velma would be the one that needs a sweater)
Question about quarantine, would these too be together for it or kept separate?, can see arguments for either
Thanks
Theyre so cute!! 
I'm throwing Nameko and Enoki into the ring
Thor says PB and J
Or Monster Truck and Killdozer
LOL
Killdozer 
I could shorten Nameko to Koko and Enoki to KiKi
And here comes lady Killdozer
I'm surprised he didn't suggest Ball and Pit
Tell him Marmite and Vegemite
Koko and Kiki are great names
I gotta think about how I can shorten names too because I almost never use their real names
For some reason Killdozer made me think of Dotty and Molly. Doretta and M.U.L.E. from a certain dwarf game. 
ROCK AND STONE! (oh yeah whoops #1242805499326627851 )
For monster truck and killdozer they could be shortend to Mon and Dozer?
Buttress and Parapet
I'm thinking more Mo and Krill, they're a character duo from the game Deadlock
oh yeah! I didnt even think of that 
The mushroom ladies
moral and puffball?
I would say Sally and Emily. Fairly simple
would we get copyright striked for using wanda and cosmo or is it just long
I do love Vel and Daph tho X3
Peanutbutter
Although Peanut 2 went by Peanutbutter
Love this, absolutely fab!
Lobster and Oyster?
It's actually the other way around, Latte is his name, Hawk is his Shaye name 
I really like Kiki and Koko more, but Daphne->Daphie->Daffy brings us right back to Duck + Goose
His name is Hawk and Latte is the name Thor strong armed into the community 😂
Hawk is the name he came with
I kept it because his dad is awesome and very nice
After he surrendered Hawk he visited and brought like 5 pizzas to the clinic
Crazy work, military guy, very upstanding man
Hawk the Latte
Hawk Tuah
Older ladies: Butter Mint & Werthers
So they can be nicknamed butt(er) and Wert 
Actually, I vote Dotty and Molly
OH FAIR! I was misinformed, my bad 😂
it's nice when they come from good background like that, but it's sad that they need to be surrendered in the first place. all the more reason I'm very happy y'all are here
Snootzilla
that was hilarious
Im excited about the 2 new snoots that were rescued so cute
It was tough but understandable, hawk had DIM and the level of care he required at the time was far beyond what dad could give even though he tried so hard for weeks
@tall path My wife has thoughts for the new ferrets. Pattie for the adrenal one, Susanna for the other one
noooooo
😭 my goodness. im happy yall were able to take him
Lets not name a ferrete Butt.
why not
I liked Pattie.
And is there a Cake?
Cause we could call them Pattie & Cake
(While technically also using a word for butts.)
XD
The bald one is PERFECTLY bald at the armpits and the back legs. Makes me think she's pooh-styling it. Just the shirt!
- Pooh (bald) and Piglet?
- Mallow (bald, like a toasted marshmallow) and Coco (or some other campfire snack variant)?
Pumpkin and Boo
They look like sweet girls. Glad they had a good life and will continue it here with new friends
ANOTHER GOOS!!!!!!!
Laverne and Shirley 
I think the half n half older lady could be named Hotpot :3
Sushi for the other one? :3
Cute I'm sorry I wasnt aware lol they should keep them sounds like batman villains
true
I am just living vicariously through this rescue, I would love the energy and money to take care of an army of ferrets XD but yeah I think they should keep their old names if possible, since they're used to them
omg what in the world was that? 🤣💀 Snoot having a wild party 😂
channeling inner white ferret craziness... soooooo cute ❤️
He was just so happy today
He was sooo playful and we got back from picking up food, let him out and gave him the (clean) empty bags to play with, and that's the result we get when we return home
I read this, and said, out loud, "Shaye" in a Disappointed Tone of Voice

Stella and Luna
same reason I'm Fright now
shane invokes Fear for spooky season

Guess i can revert my pfp to do the same
cuddly ferret ❤️
....the hell does that make my name?
i like enoki but also oyster
I like nameko/enoki awh
name
I suggested Nameko cause she looks like one. pale body, brown top
You really didnt read much down did you toast? shaye explained it
What's weird about name? It's pronounced like nahmeh
Corporate wants you to spot the difference between these two images
exactly
i like the non bald babbos little chest dot
Boots and jacket with no pants is crazy work
ehh who needs pants
this is the same image
Boots with the fur.....them baggy sweatpants, got them Reebok with the straps 🎶
She Pooh bearin!
Their faces are so cute 🥰
yeah they are adorable old ladies
Omg I made this joke in another place and came here and u beat me to it lol
So coot
Yayy cute
amazing

Hooray!
Power out u__u

Impossible!

Well now we know how a ferret would wear pants 

Being north of Thor and getting hit by a different segment of the same storm
its just pouring outside
I'm a bit removed and even we are seeing effects. Feckin blasted my dudes 
Yep. Bad shape.
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A ghooossstt oooo
Where is the ferret
The wind is screaming outside
The only thing I hear is my cat crunching on treats behind my head
I don't know if I'm getting the wind from the storm, but last time I went to get snacks. It sounded like a water fall outside
Sushi passed to these two songs. I think she would have approved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_DKWlrA24k&list=RDw_DKWlrA24k&start_radio=1
The 2011 re-edit of Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwoʻole's Platinum selling hit "Over the Rainbow" OFFICAL video
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I have a name to propose for the bottomless ferret...Skivvy thank you for your considerations.
New Ferrets just dropped!
New ferrets already named
@kind fossil
Got a mushroom and a green dragonball z character
Both mushroom names
I am not on the up and up on mushroom names I just know if they get a ferret named Gohan its now in good hands...er paws
Im now aware of 1 more type of mushroom I will use this power someday
Trust me, the mushroom rabbit hole is giant and never ending
Im more of a not mushroom guy....its the texture of that i am sure
Just don't eat that one, it takes away your fire flower state in smb2
The look cool and I like mario toad is like the coolest character in a game but as a form of sustenance just like velvet imma pass
After a certain legal case involving beef wellington ive just stopped eating mushrooms tbh, never know who sourced what where
Yeah I just tried one one time and my tongue said that felt yucky we ain't doing that again
I approve. IZ's music is music for the soul.
@torpid nexus Your profile photo has not changed, yet.....
ITS DUK SOUP SUNDAY!
Bonjour @torpid nexus 
Lol
blep.




