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Sorry needed that real quick
Steam cleaner wand make easy
Snoot looking at the fan turns him into Henry lol
And for anyone concerned he likes to boop things up high, like the lights and things on shelves he cant reach
I would magically find a way to puzzle it all in if needed lol
Are the lil ferret fellers sleeping rn?
Maddie works in mysterious ways
Mother release us
the widdle faces
release us you can trust us to behave we would never be naughty
that is so good LOL
hes such a goof
Snoot wants to join
I miss you guys
Twitch is working on my login issues now
Hopefully it gets sorted
I watch on youtube when I can but I miss saying hi lol
That feeling when your lying down and it feels like your falling
you're so right 
Yay Torchy! I hope these treatments keep doing good 
that is a PERFECT gif for torch
CRAZY BABIES ARE OUT
@languid sphinx penut
peent
did i get any of the sables right lol
they havin a party
piggo spotted
we had the same idea
spud (?) so pretty
oh lawrd chili cheeks
more weird peanut poses
pickle and chili epic (tragic) battle
Charlie and her toy collection
shes a little princess
and it's all stashed already.
LMAOO MISTO NOO
lmao
youre fine lol
omg mouse
OOF
Is pickles?
cheese
mocha
twitch wont even let me see clips because I cant sign in
mistooooo
Is this fighting or playing?
Playing for sure
you'll know fighting when you see it
playing
Mouse is so kind
lots of squeaking and attempts to scruff the other
I have seen like a serious fight, but not idk a scuffle?
more then just scruff, pinning and shaking
thats a fight, and screaming and pee/poo as well
That's more what I know as serious
@tall path has there been any actual fights where you had to break them up?
there are dominance fights that are not a serious and allowed to happen. and some ferrets just squeak a lot.
Peanut on M3 prob
there have been :( when one is left out on accident
sometimes an oldie or a genpopper will be out when spice rack (bepeepo, VONS, or PMS) gets out and then fights can happen
Oh. Bepeepo?
Badger/Peepo
Bapeep 
pickl
Pickol
Ooooh pickle has that line
I always mix up pickles and cheese
Pickoli
murder
Hazel the brute
what i would never murder i am pretty -hazel
(dumb) 
fr
Its that look snoot gives me when he's busted
Also them sitting on their butt is so funny to me
shes a waardie so she always looks so dumb
Snoot isnt waardie but he gives me that look
eepy rage
mochaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
final mocha
itchy latte
ok im done for now unless something super cute happens
Lol whatis happening
I am watching on YouTube
I have 0 context
I see face wiping
cleaning teefs i think
Ah ok lol
Oh do you need items for them to bite so the teeth don't grow to large?
No thats only for rodents and some other non carnivores
Shayes just wiping tarter
Ferrets are not rodents
I hope everyone knows that
Yeah but thats pretty niche
Lol imagine sleeping and then ur roommate climbs over u and puts their starfish right in your face on ur nose
Pink and white bed hole just watched that happen
Normal fert activities
Lol
Lol he's blocking the snoots
Lol wanna see snoot cake not that cake
Nooo snoot round up time
Yay!
More snoots
ITS RAINBOW SNAKE!
little pepper
just rewatched the clip, that face at the end 
right as he's sliding off
graceful right #ferretchat message
he is so cute tho
He is so perfect 
he is
holy hell
@lunar prism I'm soooo sorry to hear about Loki. I understand the reality, but I also knot it's still hard. Sending positive thoughts your way!! ❤️
A whole unit.
jesus
omg its like moxie bandit combined (long lost sibling) https://bsky.app/profile/ferretperhour.bsky.social/post/3lyrmgknwgs26
so cute
IT LOOPS ALMOST PERFECTLY
"Ahh peace and- WAIT A MINUTE! I'M A CHAOS GREMLIN!"
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SlickCharmingCockroachCurseLit-giE7LI_d4vcaPz_b
That's a perfect crunch
i know you would yoink that oldie if they were given to you
thats super rare!! he almost never plays with toys
henwy playing (monching) the carrot
he may have been trying to eat it
He has before back when fig was around
Shaye would have that story i bet because that is def a precious moment
Almost never
he did for figgy twice. im sure he misses figgy 
sufferfsh is suffering
babies time with nova https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2564538450?t=36h10m32s
ferretsoftware went live on Twitch. Catch up on their Animals, Aquariums, and Zoos VOD now.
They keep getting back out somehow!
moxie leg says hi
That's weird, cause I can see clips on my browser that isn't signed in to twitch! :/ Are you on mobile per chance? (or tablet)
I am on mobile alot tbh
I usually am busy doing stuff for little human, snoot, and tending to the daily chores of the home
So its most convenient when I want to take a breather, and just need a little dose of happy and have a conversation with someone who isnt 9.
We have a really good laptop, but i have it set up for my streaming and it also gets used for little human's schooling
Yeah on mobile it'll probably want you to be logged in for clips.. you could try loading them in your mobile browser though, that way you could still watch clips until your login issues get resolved! 
🤦♀️ 🤦♀️
Why haven't I freaking thought of that
Meowish you are a genius and I was mom brainfogging hard here
Haha no worries, I never use the app! I only watch twitch on browser, also on mobile and tablet, cause the app suuuuucks lol :3
I still cant chat but atleast I can watch
YouTube is delayed from twitch by like 12 seconds
How are u doing @violet owl meowish anyway?
I'm doing alright, just big eepy 😛 At least no more covid, so that's good lol. How are you? And little Snoot 
We are all doing good here. Little human is in her second week of schooling, passing with A's in all subjects so far. Huggy is doing well in his nursing courses.
And snoot is ready for our big eep too
Good job, little human! 
Good job, big hooman too 
Huggy will be on his way home soon, and he gets put up when he gets here then we go to bed. Little human goes to bed at 3 AM.
We get up around 3-3:30 PM usually.
Makes sense! Snoot is such a good boy as well, so sweet
Ever since we set the gates up, the way we did for our room and kitchen, and we keep the bathroom door closed, he's been able to be out the entirety of when we're home
Obviously if we're moving stuff around or cleaning or something that might put him in danger, we put him up. But yeah, we are his business and we want him to feel as though he has as much cuddles and socializing as the ones on ferret software
He's a very spoiled little boy ❤️ It's easy to tell he's very loved^^
I mean, only kid, only ferret, only each other lol we all have to be each other's pillars
IDK who this is but it's so cute. 
That lambchop died.
Holy smokes! Thats the first time ive ever seen henry mess with toys 🥹
THE HORROR!

Sorry that not ferrets, but had to show off my spoiled fur babies
Omg I love your spoiled babies
I miss having a stripey and I one day still want a ginger baby ❤️ (Also, we can claim ferret related cause we were talking about them in ferret chat :3 )
I need to know though... Is the belly a trap? 
there is a channel for pets and plants. 
Striped is Tinker (short for Tinkerbell, the girl that first took him didn't know he was a boy) and ginger is Punkin and he likes to steal my bed, but only if I not in it. And Tinker belly is usually safe, Punkin, never. But won't stop me from trying
ok, sorry.
np. 
I love them both ❤️ Haha I know that feeling with having a male cat with a female name, my old boy's dad was named Lotte... even the vet was convinced he was a girl, until at 6 months old he suddenly grew balls and by the time they realised he had already impregnated their unspayed female cat XD
I will 100% go for both bellies!
LOOK AT ALL THE BABUS AAAAA
Keyboard criminal 😂
not criminal, just spreading the word of Gnocchi
Tried my best but they have momma sence and know when I’m coming so they stop they shenanigans 😅 but this is their box pile
Don’t mind the poo it’s a trash box pile for a reason lmao
sweet little goofballs
We have a pile of old clothes we leave in the closet because they boys love to nap there. We get the best pictures out of it
miloš says NO STASH
who is the little buddy in the center square of that picture collage. that's a unique coloring
I have this chair thats kinda in the way, but the underside holds Albus' hammock so well.
This one? That's Pickle 
Pickle!
peent
pigoo
chilay
babys free btw
demeter hello...... i screenshotted this before i knew she would leap xD
flying noodle inbound
Onion 2
deme is a beast today
It was actually maitai climbing me!
will fix it 
pnut
everytime i see that picture the song "everybody was kung fu fighting" starts playing in my head.
Caught one. Had to share 'cause fur-noodle.
Once they figure something out or get a plan, they dont quit for anything lol
Noooo not the furret socks lol
Not toob poops
@fallow tulip thank you and mana toast for the puppy pads!!! I keep forgetting to say
miss cheese the model
It's ok and I never expect direct thank yous lol you've been going through it and I just do what I can when I can. I hope you know how much we all care about you, not just the ferts.
We all are grieving with you. We know how much you do. We know how hard you work.
We love the ferrets and we all care deeply for you

I dont know what to say in the face of such loss...

My heart goes out for you
Here is a cute pic of snoot for u to possibly smile
awwwwww
So many ferrets have left us recently...
God Damn
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rough couple of days.....❤️ 😭
We have lost like 4 in the past few months rough
DIP, Peacenut and Mishka 🙁
DIP Peacenut and Mishka 😭❤️🩹

i was waiting for the announcement..
cancer is terrible DIP mishka. and sassy peacenut was such a trooper. go play with your wife bagel peacenut 
💔
But thank you so much for all the love and happy days that you gave them, @tall path and @lunar prism
I know its part of the job since you take the sick and the old and the uncared for but man all these losses really suck just as a follower 😭😭😭 my heart breaks for you guys
Oh Mishka. Dook in peace sweet girl. You will be missed endlessly. Thank you for all the funny and silly times. Cross the rainbow bridge to endless soop, playtime and your siblings. Thank you Peacenut for all the sweet and funny times, may you cross the rainbow bridge and be reunited with your wife. Thank you @lunar prism and @tall path for all you do for the ferrets and making sure they have a wonderful life. Dook in peace Mishka and Peacenut. 
cute peacenut clips 
This is a very heavy month
okay this is half sad because the ferret on the left is inbred to hell and back but when i saw the post the first thought i had was "damn thats me for real"
oh god i hate that i can see how inbred that albino is
thats what i look like
arent you like 6 ft
Omg not Mishka too! This is such a sad n difficult month. But then again am glad they’re no longer suffering with the side effects of their ailments. Dook in peace Peanut 2 n Mishka. Ure both missed 🕯️🌹 
those eyes remind me of ren from ren & stimpy
I'm 5'1 lol u amazingly tall people I'm jealous
Im 6,2 the weather is cold up here
Lol I'm currently in the grocery store now and woa ur tall
Im topshelf helper height
Im trying to decide on a sweet and huggy and little human is looking for a pizza. Today has been a mess
Two dooks for the babies today, be happy in Valhalla sweet Mishka and Peacenut!
i just got around to reading the ping...at least they were able to go peacefully, and painlessly... and knowing they were loved/adored
Alert: henry sighted on stream
henwy deployed!
Time for BATTLESHIT!
I think I'm doin d4 this round
im gonna go A4
im doing e4
Henry!
Mishka 😭
Henry got the zoomies
He sure does!
Has Battleshit been decided, yet?
I pick whichever one I picked the last 3 some times!
or is it gonna be a while?
he hasnt dropped yet i think
Thats eugene
yea he still just nyooming about
I need to sleep cuz I have class
Lemme know where the battleshit lands
I'm going B4
👍
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/TriangularMushyHumanSoBayed-ITDR_qYW0yGq6cfv
Looks like henry zoomed himself out
RIGHT?! You and I are the same height, like wth, what it's like to be able to reach the cupboard above the sink?!
it's aight. takes some effort since i need to stand up from the wheelchair, but other than that it's neat.
I mean, you get a pass for being so tall, if you're already in a wheel chair I don't want you to have to climb up step stools to reach the shelf D: (Not that I can do that tbf, but still
)
all good. i dont need stool to reach top shelf. i just need to stand up and straighten myself.
i'm "only" 185cm(no clue what that is in freedom units).
I use cm, so I know that's tall enough 😛 I'm only 156cm 🥲
Thankfully I have a partner who can reach all the shelves 😜
naww. that's pocket sized. cute little bugger. :3
185cm over here. 
AM NOT CUTE 
sure sure, if you say so. 
I thought it was Eddie, now I need to know 😛
No, eddies nose pattern is diffrent
Yeah I just saw on the wiki, I'm not very awake and have a migraine 😅
Fun fact btw, jasmine and fig shared the same nose pattern almost but flipped
Eddie doesnt have the winged eyeliner ❤️
Yeah eddie doesnt slay like jazzy does
Diva
Eddie is very sweet yea
Especially to henry
I love dark sables so much they always have the best noses
This is a polecat hybrid
Hes the king of the other server
They have super glossy pretty fur
Snoot started out really dark, but his back has lightened, 8 months, now
Lol he was so small then 🥹
Might be why he is so shiny
King Nanook! I love his nose so much
Same 
Ok that’s possibly my new favorite thing that I’ve ever seen
“Only” indeed, 187 here :D
(6’2 in freedom units)
I'm tiny compared to all of you, only 152 cm. Luckily I have gotten over my social anxiety enough to ask help from strangers in the grocery store for the stuff in the top shelf
my 172cm self is happy to help people with the top shelf
Thank you for your service 
177.8cm here (conversion calculators ftw!)
Oh, where did Battleshit land?
Almost 6 foot flat
Idk i went to sleep
What an interesting way to sleep lil homie
Eepe
pondering the destruction clearly.
Nope being good while little human does school work, but he was mad that a plane flew overhead outside and distracted her. I think he knows she's doing her best and has trouble concentrating
He chills out and waits nearby while she does her school work
What a good baby 🥹
naww.
Apparently schoolwork took too long today lol
He worked so hard hes exhausted 🥹
All that sleeping tuckerd him out
Lol I know you would think that's 2 not one
Yeah they have some really cool anatomy
Like secret hidden nippies
Doesn’t Henry have a nipple in his genital area?
Yes
Below his weenie
Some owners have 2 identical albinos so they use nipple amount to know whos who (other then personally etc) 
So the wish list is how we can help the business supply the noodles?
yep!
i might send something soon
I only saw food on it so idk if there's a updated one
Should probably be a pin in my opinion
There's also an amazon wishlist with much more on it.
!wishlist
Looking forward to Heartbound? Go and Wishlist / Follow it on Steam! It'll help get the word out! https://store.steampowered.com/app/567380/Heartbound/
Heartbound is a non-traditional role-playing game about a boy, his dog, secrets, and sanity.
- Follow Lore and Baron on their adventures through time and space.
- Handle combat through a series of unique mini-games with varying objectives.
…
- Handle combat through a series of unique mini-games with varying objectives.
$9.99
3176
no not that
Gg
lmao
Nightbot halps
yes, get the ferrets heartbound!
I think that size bag lasts roughly a week if I remember right.
its 35lbs
Well if my friend doesn't need help buying a gpu ill go ham on it
and its marhsalls premium. marshalls sucks but that food is great for their ferrets because they all like it
Probably grew up on it so
yep
lol i think shaye and the delivery driver would have a heart attack
atleast the ferrets would be well stocked on food
Henry swimming in food
A flood of sticks theyd go crazy
How does the list work i just buy it and it sends there itself no special thing needed or
yea, amazon just sends it
you set the addres to the post office they have right here
!pobox
Send me stuff! The weirder the better! yarrHeart 15613 Olson Drive NW #65, Vaughn, WA 98394
I wonder, does ferret food have a short shelf life or will it keep for a few years?
Im so gonna type that in wrong next week
Just hit up Google maps and save it with a label
Ooooooh, new carpet?
Reminds me of the rainbow ice cream ive had as a kid
now thats a throw back
stashhh
Teamwork makes the dream work
she just observed lol
Even the bed matches the pastels!!
maisy just a blur 😂
yarr please is yarr Aww
ty
ok hopefully fixed
cry should be Sadge
aaaa tyty
👍 looks good
Goofy edit i mentioned in the twitch chat
you should combine mine and yours
maybe
maybe change the sfx i got it from a random ass website 
yea nah, the edit doesnt work as well because it happens to soon
yeah tru
i did do it tho
snoot snoot
Gently pokes the teefs 
i wanna boop it
He's very boopable. I gave him more snuggles then tucked him into his blanky
Are those babies on stream fighting?
Lots of scruff grabbing
No poof tail
No real speed to it
Guess just lots of play wrasslin
I'm no expert but looks like the normal playing to me
They can get a bit rough.
There's a lot of experienced watchers in twitch chat though. If it was a real fight I think they'd be calling for shaye quickly.
I know but I just worry
Also I cant login for right now lol so I'm stuck popping in here to ask questions for now
same. Better to worry and ask and nothing be wrong than to stay quiet when something is wrong.
lol, true. but a necessary evil
Yeah 
dominance battle. just some fun for them
because milo is engaging its not harmful
mike is instigating (white paws)
So it was just a little serious only a tiny bit
yeah if he was doing it to like an oldie then that would be a big no
but he knows milo is his fren and can take it
yarrChaos is onyo, you will never convince me otherwise
you arent wrong. they are beans but at the time they were made the 2 were the same color
Lol
they are both chocos
Onyo.
onyo
His friends going to get annoyed lol
Seems to be right behind him the whole time
Also im going to call that little corner we cant see the mischief hole
Shaye has the comfy robe on!
Yay!
Shaye always has some form of comfy
Me too tho tbh
the one on the left is the poop zone and the little nook ion the right s a bed area
thats a sleep spot in there
Oh lol
As seen here with kitty being mean
Kitty is just using the tools available to her 
she a smol girl, she needed a boost up
if you want help iding these 3 here https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BhdTwiyc9ooznpoEUIW_FR1JhKV6p07e0N3VG4Kl6aU/edit?tab=t.p6p95sik0pwt
nooo not being mean henry was being very kind to old ladies and let her use him as a stepping stool
Hard to see from this angle the smaller details lol
yeah. luckily m3 isnt too bad
what if... entertain the tought for a second... henry was simping for kitty?
that is his grandma excuse me 
ey, it doesnt always need to be sexual. rude. 
that... wasnt what i was trying to imply
i was just saying henry isnt simping he just love his granma
I didn't see this until now, but no they were just playing, ferrets can play really rough with each other. Mike Milo and Maisy are all still very young as well and especially Mike and Milo like to really rough house together^^ I think they're very cute when they play rough like that, they seem so happy doing it 
There was one really hard slam when I came in and then it lightened up
fair. 
reminder to any looking for the wishlists, they are linked on the ferret wiki
They can also be accessed through the ferretstream with the !wishlist command
I GOT MY TWITCH LOGIN SORTED!
As Shaye always says… no blood, no poofy tail, no poop, no pee then they’re fine. They just playing 😉
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Kitty checking left and right before crossing!"
yes im watching an old playtime and making clips anyway whos gonna stop me
Officer Teep is watching 👮
She's been zoomed past and over by a Henry enough times she has to play it safe 
Mocha such a sweetie. Meanwhile, over on the green cat tower, Pickle was going brrrrrrr and doing his impression of the loading circle. 
Mocha is the best himbo ever
Omgg this clip is the best of both silly pickle and himbo mocha

Itchy
Is dis rusty? I think it is because thats bruce
Looks like it
Hes so cuteee
Not me, I love them! 
Also, Nova trying to get Mocha's attention for the photo and Mocha just.. blank stare, nothing going on up there
I love him so much
that was so funny
post stick bliss
aka stick high.
Stick?
treat stick
Oooo
they go WILD for them
I feel like cheese would go crazy
sticky sticky stick stick! 
Just linguini dabbing in his sleep 😂
dab on dem haters.
I’m putting my dooks on d3
E3
D1
C2
B3
A4
it aint over until the royal butt poops. 
Well hes in another room now so he wins
yup.
Jack dropped one on A4 for yall tho

So many babies out
Yes
Oh god…u introduced ur ferret to crack sticks too? Lol
zonked
So many critters out
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/TardyRockyWasabiTebowing-3EbVqgdPWJ-rSB95 new workout technique
Beautiful baby
He's come such a long way ❤️
❤️ ❤️ ❤️
Chonk
mouse pissed she didnt get picked
That is the best tiktok ever
Curses it won't play
@tall path hey the shaye, what did you set up with getting petco pets that were going to be euthanized? Or did you just ask and then buy them.
We have a petco very near by, and we'd be willing to take in a super villain
Both the direct video version and the TikTok link?
Maybe have to register as a rescue. A rescue with a 6 ferret limit 🤪
We will soon have the third bedroom cleared out (it's currently storage) then we could have 3 ferret rooms
sigh ya mobile does that and I refuse to download tic tok
Tok tic whatever 
I have connections with animal care managers for several of them, we don't pay for the ones set for euthanasia
I made friends with them through work
At the vet clinic
that is an Incredible video shaye i love that
chili
if i was da claw id choose piggo..
So what I heard you say is to go the store, talk to management, see if i can network resources from there, get references from my local vet.
Thanks! I will try!
Also I didn't realize Snail's partner was Loki and that they were still with us. It's kind of like Sugar is our Snail, and Sushi is our Loki.. how are they. Did Loki adapt to others quickly?
I just found the wiki yesterday, so sorry if any of that is incorrect information
Loki passed just last week but was happy even after the passing of snails
Also the babiest baby Willow, who is the sickest, and sweet old lady Sushi sooping together
Darn it I didn't know. I wouldn't have brought it up I'm sorry
Its fine, the wiki is out because those of us who do those edits havent gotten the premission yet
There's not a lot of time left in the day after our 5 sweeties, (one needing a lot of help) 60-70ish hours at career, and 10ish hours commute for work (hour each day, each direction x5)
It's a blessing when I get to look into the Snail's babies.
Not so cool that I compared Loki to Sushi when Sushi is close to the bridge
Post soup cleanings
Just for reference, those that have left us recently
Peanut 2
mishka
loki
We will put their valhalla dates up when we gain approval from shaye,
Understood thank you. I'm really sad that I learned who loki was at the worst time. I told husband about loki over the weekend, he thought it was sweet too, in his guy expression way
Follow her around trying to help her get into whatever sleepy place she wants, once she figures out where she wants to go
Permission granted btw
Okies.
It's worth trying, I will say though it can be difficult to make those connections and stores are usually hesitant to work with people in regards to behaviorally challenged ferrets due to legal liability
Shaye just so i can edit it in later, do you happen to know if peanut2 got a announcment for arrival anywhere?
No I don't think so
Thors a ferret in a trenchcoat so the answer must be two
pigoo so cutee
100% plotting crimes.
the brain behind those eyes only has one thought: crimes
Kalu
Yes torchie
too saturated
why isnt he grey
Pickle is a perfect innocent boy, his only thought is having fun. no crimes
you mean his only crime ever has been stealing the audiences hearts. 
Cant steal something that is freely given.
Get charmed idiot 😈
yes you can. when you never intended to give it, but he took it anyway. 
Cheems
torchy loves that toy
Mine too
Peekaboo generator
peakaboo time for sticks
2 and 4 are both mocha
you and shaye have the same pfp (shaye on twitter) lmao
my screenshot plus the wat
LOL seems we shared a braincell with it
that picture of henry contains no braincell activity 
froggo hat deactivates henry spin cycle
he loves the rainbow toy 
not sure if we had battleshit guesses but henry has made his deployment on A3
Switching pfps is fun, a shame mine is perfect in every way
Wrong chat
Henry has recharged his batterys and awakens
Nope, henry says sleep mode today
He moved long enough to sleep outside the bed he was in
Yeah, maybe I could have our lawyer draft something up that would absolve responsibility.. because I really hate having any money apparently
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understood. 
Albus got on my desk LOL sorry
just tell him that the instructions were heard loud and clear. 
lol, especially the zzz's bc he sleeps a lot
its not as quotable as lapel.e but its fromm the heart
absolutely.
Lapel.e to you too
When Shaye said they were losing muscle, I did say they should just lift Milo and Mike to regain muscle haha :3
Oh my heart
We said from the beginning, if anyone can do it, it's Shaye, and here you did it again!
Milos so cute ❤️
Just needs the right love 
Same, I woke up my partner AND my cat with how hard I laughed 
Albus has spoken! 
"help meeee"
Does anyone know how to juggle? I wonder what the ferrets will do if someone starts juggling balls or smth
they will watch, trying to predict pattern... loose patience and just jump wildly without thought or regard 🤣
Henny just pooed in B1
I wasn't prepared for battleshit
Man i am like 3 playtimes behind but my hyper fixation wont let me watch for too long 🥲
I put him back in his room and now he’s pouting 😆
Gnocchi’s just being a goofball 😝
i made this a while back and still think its funny
i didn't order this kind of poptart lol
Lol
i used to joke that the burnt should say urnt bc he was very spoiled acting
Can i have it? 
I would go in
(not my pic, just saw it and had to share)
the squint eyes lol
The first short on the ferret youtube is PERFECT
its definitely a toasted poptart lol
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Its chaos time 🙂
So many noodles
his head is huge
Little eeeeeeeeepy faces 
hes got a dome on him
He is planning his revenge 100% xD
FORG AND TODD RELEASED
Awwww
Big
DOOK DOOK TOAD
THE DOOKS
The dooks...aaaaa they are so cute
shaye said they are oily goobers
hobs
i love the mocha tiktok
Milo gets kisses and tries to slither away
bouncy boy
Its raining plushies! boing boing boing 😆
Lol he loves this game
Anyone able to TL;DR me the ferret rescue announcement from stream? I guess he did that while I was having my therapy session
This is what I dug up
The rescue update was the contractor meeting with the county for the permits will be the week of the 29th or the 6th. Thor and Shaye will be on the zoom meeting but won't have a roll, just watching while the contractor does their stuff. Also, the contractor they selected is one that builds veterinary facilities, so they have experience doing the kind of specialized areas they want for the rescue.

He also mentioned they did a necropsy on the recently passed ferrets to study their cancers and see what potential treatments there could be for it.
Torch has been doing well with his chemo and he hopes further research into it may provide treatment options that are affordable for the average ferret owner.
they always do necropsies beacause its helpful to know what happens
Good to know, I don't really keep up on all the medical happenings at the rescue. I lurk a lot so twitch has another set of eyes to monetize but I don't have a lot of time to really watch and pay attention.
Note: we know the wiki is down and its being resolved soon the issue has been resolved
Yes ive seen that popping up
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/PlacidMistySpiderCoolStoryBro-oY_H7AX85g33mHzh
Not sure if anyone in here follows Tuna - The Ferret on Insta / FB?
Sadly it seems she passed after she escaped the house.
Ugh yeah, IIRC tuna had a habit of getting out like nearly once a month, it's sad but was a really avoidable, horrible accident :(
It's not a popular opinion but I really do heavily advocate against free roaming with full house access, I feel as though it always ends in tragedy one way or another
They are just so small and fast and smart but also not at the same time, they have no sense of fear or danger
and the family (of Luna) was in the process of moving houses, and it seems like the new house didn't have washer and dryer and Tuna did get access to that room, and got out by the dryer vent/duct and escaped that way.
Snoot has freedom when we are home, and not doing anything. For instance, when I was cleaning earlier, he goes up into cage. He isnt allowed in the kitchen, bathroom, or my room and we have similar walls that the stream has. And when he goes into deep sleep, we lovingly tuck him into bed into his cage so we know where he is in case of emergency
ferrets are one of those animals that we domesticated and brought to weird places so much that they just cant survive outside here. and they have no homing instinct. marshals ferrets are also exceedingly weak and docile for an animal, even for a exotic pet. compare this to like a polecat which is a very strong angry solitary little guy. they arent meant to live outside. ferrets arent
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Kitty says this kibble is absolutely excellent"
Kitty gives the kibble an extra brrr tail note
Oh no! 😢 I loved the Tuna haul and 'day in the life' videos.
Miss Kitty has always thought that floor kibble is best kibble
💜 Henry is so cute! I don’t think I’ve seen him play with the toys before! He’s really growing every single day 💜
He does but it rare. Always fun when it happens
Yea Albus has free roam of the living room and my office, but he's blocked off from other places. i want to know about where he is, incase i need to grab him
a little morning playtime with his favorite pumpkin
So fluffy
he is very fluffy. he didn't used to be, when he went bald and it grew back, it came back so fluffy
He’s so floofy 
so cute!
Mocha TikTok? 😮
What the heck? No joke I think Clyde fur got significantly darker overnight. The camera is lightening it though because I don't know how to camera apparently
Like the middle of his back where it looks darker in this photo is what it looks like all over
A few months ago.
Weird face angle
Is he shedding? Frog and toad did the same overnight this week
@tall path I ordered the ferts some butt wipies from the amazon fert list so if you get a package of wipies, it was me, I couldn't put a message
just to let u know because mysterious packages be scary

Ohhh yay!!! Thank you for letting me know!!

He's so perfect 
Henry has been deployed! Get your Battleshit guesses in!
256 likes, 5 comments. “Henry is a 2 year old ferret surrendered to me with long term bilateral middle ear infections that he'a currently being treated for which have lead to vestibular issues. He's wobbly but happy! We have no clue yet if the side effects will be permanent, but we love him regardless and he lives his life fully!”
Lol I missed him
This is an animated story about the time Steve, my pet ferret, had to get a splenectomy. I hope that by the end of this video you will love him as much as I do.
Buy him and his friends a treat on ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/williamsnekspeare
Ferret further reading:
https://holisticferretforum.com
https://www.ferret.org/readmenu.html
first share of the new vid everyone will post here from now on
NOO YOU BEAT ME
yarrSip
I put it in general 
I dont go there, needs more ferrets
"Everything the light touches is Pirate Software discord."
"What about that dark place over there?"
"That is General Chat. We don't go there."
@tall path While i was scrolling n deleting photos off my tablet, i came across this picture. I completely forgot i screenshotted Gort. I’m keeping it though since he’s posing n showing off them cheeks 😆
Teeny booty
Gort!! 
destroyer of worms
Cant believe these giant swamp babies are only 4 months old
I cant believe no one was clipping this stuff
Mike milos toad and frog on the wheel!!
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Four big boys and one wheel! (Mike, Milos, Frog and Toad)"
I need to sleep uwu
More tomorrow maybe
So now we have Maisy Mike Milo Frog and Toad?
No. Theyre shayes pets and maisy wasnt out afaik
So swamp boys not part of the rescue
Just coming by to play now that their health is cleared
I didnt get to that point then
Yeah it was for a tiny bit
Truly a bros before hoes moment
.. maybe not for long. These boys are intact and might start going crazy for girls soonish. However idk if they even feel attraction to fixed girls but they probably do
I mean hobs go after other boys too. Thats why they are locked in horni jail for their season lol
what are hobs?
Hes a nasty boy
Unfixed males
i see, thank you for educating me. 
Yeah frog and toad are hobs, I already have an agreement with the breeder that I'm allowed to chemically castrate (hormone implant) them for as long as its suitable for them health wise vs surgical castration

interesting… never heard of chemical castration before 🤔
It's very common! In Australia they use the same implants but in a higher concentration for dogs as well
Oh wow! Now im gonna have to google n read about it. I find that interesting
Is that like birth control like an iud or is it permanent?
It wears off after a few months but some have had them as long as nearly 2 years with it still being effective
It's also used to treat adrenal disease!
Theyre deslorelin implants
Yeah I agree entirely
Hormones play such a key part in so many ways for the entire body
Just like people lol 😆 @kind fossil (otaconpants, my huggy he has fun with nicknames) is a big advocate for human neutering too. I cant have another (major health risks both ways) and I couldn't have it done, but I couldn't have the other form either, so he did it for me. He learned male ferrets are hobs and so its been a running joke with us. Human hobs, ferret hobs. Same diff
🤣
Its called deslorelin
I frequent the endocrinologist so often lmao. Hormones are SO important and especially when growing which is why i think most ferret breeders ask for no stop of those hormones untill at least one season
Marshalls ignoring this is the reason their ferrets have super low muscle mass and are at huge adrenal risk
Wait, I thought they were about 6months old? 😮 (I'm out of the loop and foggy brain, so I could well be misremembering
)
Shaye got them in may
May 8th and 10th iirc
Yeah may 8th and 10th for the boys.
Giant toddlers
Toadzilla and Frogra
Ford and toyota
frod and toadyota
Huh... I could've sworn Shaye recently said they were 6months old, my bad!
My personal favorite breeder ferrets are the ones from lilac grove ferrets. They are bulky and angy looking babies
Cricket is from them (meowish you know who im talking about)
Cricket fat butt, she's so cute
I'll sadly never get ferrets, good chance I'll never even get to interact with any...
I hope ill get some soon enough
Best boi
Henry bath time video
Old clips
post wet world raggggggggeeeeee
His so cute tho
Raaaaaah
Wetworld rage
omgg thats so cute
Pepper, you so silly. Many noseball.
uhh yeah… i know. Im able to read what shaye wrote. I was here when she was answering the questions lol
whoops i missed that message
the foot drumming 🤣
Henry’s tushy will be extra clean now 😆
Yis exactly all the snoots too
Oh wow! Shaye ferret edcuation videos! This is so great!
We have a pile of old clothes in the closet specifically for the fuzzies. Makes for soooooooo many sweet pictures
Like i said earlier, Clyde's fur has gotten a lot darker really fast. This picture is accurate
And Gizmo keeps getting balder. I hope his implant kicks in
clyde decided to dye his fuzz while yall were sleepin. He wanted a new goth look 😆
clyde changing colors with the seasons. hes a cute boy
I redownloaded TikTok just for this
look at the cute birthday card I got
-# henry is totally just moving that fast and its totally not sped up
Oh i can be mysterious and not put my name? Nice
Yeah they're always changing, usually it's gradual enough that I don't notice it until I go back and look at pictures

