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Get out of my box Pickle! … https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/LitigiousRichSquidResidentSleeper-9okiB5S2sbPBqGRt
Eww sweaters… https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ArtisticCarelessNarwhalTebowing-4CbaEEWbqMqFCvG0
Sweet baby
We need that water bowl for Sushi, but hyper boy Clyde will knock it around and knock the water out
Cowboy and Fig… will cuddle together once again
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1108087578617446541/1385387501514129451/20250619_132328.jpg?ex=68a5a4e7&is=68a45367&hm=e6ecc5cee0898840f5e0018c0d6a9f5504c655202ca9f2a50fb439ea29186342

https://youtu.be/NMAPOQedRxA?si=CCnTGN34wou82RQu rest in peace cowboy, o7
** Blocked in RUSSIA**
[Meade - 1906 - Written by Marshall P. Locke Charles Tyner]
1st. Recorded 6 September 1928 by Harry McClintock
Also 28 November 1928 by Frank Luther
11 December 1928 by
"Hobo" Jack Turner aka Ernest Hare
12 December 1928 by Verno...
cowboy song for cowboy
@stray canopy Great song, best version, was also on O' Brother Where Art Thou? (Film)
Yeah i had to the farewell video.. the music did not fit
Felt the subject matter was somewhat fitting but I'm pretty deep in cowboy lore. But yes, not a fan of the usage in O' Brother Where Art Thou?
Still, pretty good collection for their OST
Eh. Brings awareness to American Folk, when there is barely any awareness. I bought the soundtrack and the "other songs from" collection
Mashing together 1900s superstition with Homer's Odyssey. That's art!
That song does seem like it fits Cowboy
rip tired old man
Dook in peace, little dood ❤️
Have fun scaring the kids off of your lawn!! 
He's going to go scream at everyone in Valhalla now to get out of his sleeping spaces.
DIP Cowboy. We love you and thank you for the memories

now im crying at work
henry and cowboy cuddle 
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[I Got Spurs That] Jingle, Jangle, Jingle · Kay Kyser and His Orchestra
Best Of The Big Bands
℗ Originally Released 1942. All rights reserved by SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT
Released on: 1990-06-19
Vocal: Harry Babbitt
Composer, Lyricist: F. Loesser
Producer: Producer not documented on available sources
Vo...
He got his peanut butter ❤🌈
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Happy Trails (To You) · Riders in the Sky
Riders in the Sky Salute Roy Rogers: King of the Cowboys
℗ 2015 Riders in the Sky
Released on: 2015-04-14
Auto-generated by YouTube.
Ok, I'm a mess now. Sweet, sweet cowboy. 🤠 🌈 🌉
i was fine until the clip of shaye and cowboy at the low cam
then i started crying T.T
same
The gift of the rescue is that we get to share in the joy that is a ferret, even if only for a short while.💖
thats a bonus for us, the real gift is the rescue giving them extra time they wouldnt have had otherwise
Poor noodle 😔
Very Important Announcement: Prince Torchy is out!
Do the other ferrets understand when another pack member is sick?
Yes
They also mourn their fallen comrades
Sometimes shaye lets them sniff the body (offcam) so they know what happened to their friend
Packmates forever
who is the first one? is that badger
Im so sorry this has been such a rough stretch for the babies ❤️ Do you have a favorite snack? Ill amazon it to the PO box ❤️
or mishka?
Cowboy didn't like blue apparently, bc I tried 3 different blue tealights and they all went out. The red candle i lit for him has stayed lit.
I like weird popcorn!
Badger yes
badger is a cutie
i got weird popcorn for christmas, it was called moose munch?
is that some canadian thing
do you have any food allergies ?
she lives in a part of NY thats close to Canada so maybe?
where do i find the po box?
!pobox
Send me stuff! The weirder the better! yarrHeart 15613 Olson Drive NW #65, Vaughn, WA 98394
weird popcorn?
ty!
I had pickle flavour popcorn recently and I loved it
Uh kind of yeah
No nuts
Weirder the better you say? Now I dont have anything in mind but I appreciate someone who likes weird
time to send shaye pickle flavored popcorn and birthday cake popcorn
this is the one i had, idk if they have something similar over in the us? (id assume so)
Okay I love birthday cake things but that sounds weird is it actually good?
A request for clippers: if you have the time please take a moment and edit the phone view on the side, the twitch app is awful and wont even let me watch the full size video horizontally
isnt there a button for full video view?
Yeah but its so tiny
I try to do that for the very few ones i take since its like a lil puzzle
i just wish twitch would make the clips page less laggy 
Ye... good luck there 🙁
The before wasn't fully fine either to be honest. This version has way more options
its loadingggg
It keeps getting worse over time, that seems to be the 2020s trend for literally everything
this takes FOREver lol
Like it adds hitches to my clips its so overloaded
Better than FIVEever 
tru
56kEver
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/PrettyTacitSpiderSoonerLater-xgPh12QH6sJD06wJ alright i made this one mobile friendly
I want them to make the twitch clip page work like Steams built in clip system does
where you just get like a X minute video and you can then click to Start Clip and then Click to End Clip
no more needing to slide around a laggy bar thats so chunky you gotta be nitty gritty with seconds
clips make my laptop cry
They just want to enforce their minute limit. Them requiring titles has already helped a bunch though. We used to get so many title-less clips..
titles are great yeah
except when there are assholes who make rude clips
but those are rare
They can enforce the minute limit without a laggy bar 
They could, but then you'd complain about something else they'd have to fix then too 
well yes, twitch is an endless uroboros of bugs and QoL improvements that could be
With a drive by unicorn thieft 
im not sure who that was it may have been lucky
For those interested I updated Cowboy's wiki page. A bunch more clips available to watch and some more pictures https://ferrets.piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/Cowboy
I don't have any of these problems with the clip bar or whatever IF the clips page loads for me... most of the time it just times out though or it will load 5minutes later, but also with footage of 5 minutes later so I completely lost the moment I was trying to clip (this however I'm convinced is an internet issue on my end) 
Not lucky. Might be whiskey or another sable
Dip cowboy
Dook in peace, cowboy. 😭 
Dook in Peace, Cowboy. You will be missed endlessly. Thank you for the great and funny times the time you were here. I hope you rest in peace grumpy old man. May you cross the rainbow bridge to the land of never-ending soupies and ultimate rest. 
"he hated sweaters" proceeds to share picture of him in sweater xD
Mine does the same thing. It just won’t load then I’ll close it and try clip again it’ll sometimes work then sometimes not I just keep closing the tab and re-clipping and it usually works around 2-4th go and if it doesn’t work then I just give up XD
oh he definately hated sweaters, doesnt mean Shaye didnt try
We at the vet rn
He wiggled out of those sweaters so fast 😂
Love your little flatheaded waardie baby, hope they're alright! 
Derby is very good. We are here for our buddy scooba who is dealing with a few things. Heart disease and possible spinal issues that effect his back legs
Rest in peace cowboy
Aww, give Scooba and Derby both a cuddle when possible 
And salty :P
DIP cowboy. We will miss you old man. I hope you are forever playing with your friends over the rainbow bridge
a little drawing of him i did yesterday <3 @tall path
that is really good
This healed my heart a bit thank you! ❤️
This is so kind, thank you 😭
Omg I love this so much you even got his wittle chaps!!!
yes i made sure to give him little fuzzy chaps

Dook in peace Cowboy. I haven't been to the streams recently but the times I got to see Cowboy were fun. Wish I could've gotten to see them more. Hope youre playing with your frens over the rainbow bridge bud. Im sure they welcomed you with open arms and with plenty of soup.
DERBY MY BELOVED
Look how many hearts Cowboy touched. Out of the hundreds of thousands of ferrets out there, very few will have that many fans
You couldnt help but love the grumpy old man, kicking the youngsters off his lawn. He had spunk. Love that.
and like Thor said, we have added more videos and photos of Cowboy the last few days and we will try to find and add more. Theres quite a bit there, so if you wanna see him, theres alot to see there 🙂
I always had a hope he would come around to sweaters
If you can’t make your own fur, store bought is fine
yeah not for Cowboy, he said a firm NO to that
Definitely- I’m no translator, but I’m pretty sure there were some expletives in there as well
I have not seen priors post about this, so for a split second I thought this WAS Gort. Then realize too much fluff, not enough poke.
I think Shaye really likes Henry. Idk, just a hunch.
henry is shaye's real biological son
Id believe it.
...Maybe.
@tall path 3 bags of "weird" popcorn are on their way ❤️
that is very weird
So weird
The last couple of weeks ive been complaining about the clip webpage so they decided to upgrade me.
To a popout window!!! That's JUST as laggy and didn't actually fix anything :D
Now listen that could potentially be good depending on the tomato dust they do
do they have mustard? Lol I’d actually eat mustard
they dont :( they have a cool taco flavor tho
It’s true. Henry goes everywhere with Shaye. He even went to work with Shaye when she worked as an exotic vet assistant. Henry was the only ferret who had a job n went to work
dang that sounds awesome. Do love me some tacos lol
Awwww. Thats adorable.
grandson! 🥹
@violet owl will LOVE this
Beans plush ordered! So excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Could someone pass me the link for the beans plush?
!beans
We now have a Beans plush! You too can obtain a chaotic wingman, check out this site: https://merch.piratesoftware.live/
Has anyone done the math on revenue per watch hours on the ferret stream?
Also wondering if I put together my old pc could I leave it running on the stream while I do my 3 weeks out lol
The Ferret stream restarts every 48 hours or so
Right, so I'd need a way for the page to auto refresh
So you'd need to set an automatic refresh
it already does
Is there any math to be done? I mean, we don't know how much he gets per ad or the total revenue or how much he gets per viewer...so I'm not sure anything could be mathed out.
I mean, you can set it using free version of voice attack, and set it to timer thinga
Well the main has the burrito index so surely the beans index could be made
And set it to hit F5 every so often
Normally when I wake up and refuse to get out of bed ill leave the stream up during the morning routine
The burrito index was also made by Thor, not the community. We also know the ad revenue for the ferrets is different/higher than what the main channel gets.
Right
Oh nice, chrome has a add on for a page refresh feature so ill setup the old desktop and let turbo do its thing
That doesn't count a view bot does it?
You might want to look into something that could detect Error 2000 or other network issues that would make the stream crash on your browser and refresh it. Or just set the auto refresh to every hour.
Oh right, 2k... im so used to mobile never experienced it
Make sure stream volume is on.
And tab can be muted but i find when that happens it will mute the stream sometimes
Ill probably just main window it on the older hardware with the old speakers and the junk monitor
As I'm sure it'll get the image baked in at some point
But yeah ill set up the refresh on a hour or so
Epic pfp btw
I can only recognize Henry thanks to his movements
misto is easy because his feet are white and he has a bib, while his fur is black
so in genpop playtime he stands out
Who's the absolute unit, bigger than beans?
It autorefreshes itself, normaly have to give twitch a few seconds for the player to work and refresh
Think it was Milo, I wanna say hes one of the pet store rescues but lordy I didn't know ferrets got so big
They get big and then shrink after their first winter
I've never had it autorefresh
its mike who is the heaviest milo is floofy tho
thats weird
Full screen and theatre mode it does
mine does no matter what
Mocha used to be a pure unit but now he slim boy
mocha so healthy now
mocha now vs mocha last year
It don't for me
Idk why, it just...doesn't
Oh no! Another Beans is gonna take over the world! 
I did love it! 
My Twitch won't even run full screen anymore, any time I get one of those small screen above chat ads, it kicks me out of full screen
ewh... disgusting. D:
Yeah it's weird.. but not having it full screen stopped my tablet from randomly crashing out so I guess that's fine? XD
Henry?
That's Henry!
henrys brain is... 60% scar tissue.
yeah. normal for him.
From the twitch command: "Henry is our medical mystery! 60% of his brain is scar tissue but he's still living a great life! Most likely born this way, he is still totally rocking his condition! His ear infection was treated but he'll stay wobbly and will need help with eating. His brain is learning new things though and he's even going into medical books to help future vets study the brain!"
He just the bestest lil wobbly, living his wobbliest life 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EdNm7mlRY4 here's some more information on him if you're interested. 
He's a medical miracle.
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- Edited by Sunder
sorry to raise the alarm for nothing
i dont know many of them by name but i didnt want to ignore a possible issue
That's ok! Concern for ferrets is good! 
Better to fire off a small alarm about what ends up being a known thing that isn't as much of an issue, than to not fire one off and it end up being major
More than once, chat has saved a Ferret from a blood sugar crash
And the difference between a blood sugar crash and normal napping spot seeking is...blatant, if you know what to look for...much more...unfocused stumbling, iirc
Heyo!
Thank you for saying something but yes it's quite normal for him.
Henry is a special needs animal.
Anytime Thor. hope you're having a great day
We'd all much rather the alarm is raised one too many times than once not enough! Don't worry about it, thank you for caring! 
Hows your agility coming along? You've set us ferret fans up to start our own ferret group iron man! 
all good. it's better to speak up about it in case it's something serious. 
Agility on backseat as I work on dialogue stuff.
Just crab slapping idly while I work.
Primo second monitor content
Slap that crab! 
I'm so sad to hear about Loki's insulinoma!!
I'm praying for everyone to feel loved and comforted and to remember the good things while coping and when the inevitable conclusion arrives.
🙏
Slap that crab!!!
Odie so chonk
chonks too cute. 
ferret dook dook video https://fxtwitter.com/CaliCeri/status/1958284870029025576
アオイとミクマをお迎えした時、
︀︀ミクはお喋りで、アオイは相当興奮しないとククク言わなかったのに今やアオイも結構お喋りで放牧中はククク言うようになった。
︀︀一体何を話してるんだろうなぁ、フェレリンガルとかあれば良いのに
Y'know...a thought just occurred to me
someone did some genuine research into ferrets for the movie version of Goblet of Fire
The Malfoy family is a Pure blood family, rather inbred, less so than some, but still quite inbred
oh no, oh no, oh no... toughts are scary, picnic picnic PICNIC! 
Moody transformed Draco Malfoy into a White Ferret
Which, in all likelihood, very much enjoyed the bouncing around for that scene
But besides that, white ferrets are usually the result of...extensive inbreeding, no?
Okay, thoughts done
Read a better book 
I'm going by the movies
Also the Goblet of Fire book was actually one of the best in the series, if not the best
man Draco Malfoy cannot catch a break
Simply a result of the tendency of pure blood families to enforce "Pure blood only" marriages
As the number of pure bloods goes down, the...narrower the branching of the family trees get
The originator of the Harry Potter world may be...questionable in her opinions, but... It's also a fascinating world
Mhm
I would, but honestly, Goblet of Fire is still better written than 50 Shades of Grey and the Twilight series (the first book of that series wasn't too horrible, I could tolerate it, at least...but after that...not so much)
Not a high bar to clear, I know
I never thought it was that deep of a world, frankly I imagine he turned into a white ferret because of his dads white hair and the fact he was blonde.
Ferrets arent inbred in the uk afaik
Oh, that probably didn't hurt, but magic also has some degree of logic in its results, if not exactly in the methods
Not as severely as they are in the US, sure, but they are, a little bit
The directors of the movie were probably fine but considering who the Author is I'm unwilling to give them any credit for deep thoughts lmfao
Kinda a side effect of selective breeding
no. but ferrets with blaze and panda pattern are
Oh, definitely
some angoras are but thats being worked on
Ah, so I misunderstood things, okay
an albino is a healthy ferret, they just have slightly worse vision
Yeah its just a genetic mutation, sorta like albinism in humans
however many DEWs are waardies and that can come from inbreeding. many are not tho
So they mostly picked a white ferret for matching his hair, okay
for the most part
dew = dark eyed white
Still, transforming Draco into a Ferret was...at least mildly fitting
Im gonna go on a limb and say he transformed into a ferret because he "was a weasle" but they couldnt get an actual one
Oh, most likely
so while fitting, i dont think the pond is that deep
But the book did say he was changed into a ferret
So the being a ferret was intentional
"Draco Malfoy: The Amazing Bouncing Ferret" is often used in fanfics because well... Draco's a little bastard, but that episode did chill him out a bit, that year
I still say the ferret probably enjoyed that scene greatly
I heard somewhere that wizards have very low genetic diversity due to there hatred for muggles and refusal to mingle with them
Yeah, that's the Darker Purebloods in a nutshell
Even though you know that Lucius Malfoy would have a few Drug Running side businesses
Too much money in that for him not to
The Blacks had to have been Rum Smugglers at one point...why else would Sirius have a place he could hide out in the Caribbean/American Tropics
And Africa would've been far too close to Europe for him to be comfortable hiding there, at least, at first
Harry potter fanfiction is great, i kinda wish i could take half of the sheer amount of creativity in that fandom and give it to the star wars fanfiction authors. We have an entire galaxy of aliens and what do they wrote about mostly? The near human ones
I KNOW RIGHT!?!?
A charcuterie board!!! And they only eat the crackers!!!!
And it would still leave plenty of creativity for the HP fanfics!
Lamby crime evidence!
Mhm
Godh, i must admit, i love the ferrets when they are chomk
Odie<3
Still doesn't change the fact that Draco Malfoy is probably inbred
i like this ad break
No probably about it
Draco's mom definitely was (her parents were... First Cousins to each other, iirc)
Sooo anyways.. ferrets....
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/DeafLuckyDoveTBTacoRight-eDPwWQ3lJDrWtlTV
he is the king of spin - he knows how to party
OOOOO I love that white one
thats peanut 2
PEANUUUUT
we call her peacenut
peacenut but slightly angry
the other peanut is a menace
Slightlypeacenut
the dark one is jasmine
peacenut > meanut
my sub is STILL not back and im mad
odie peacenut size difference (ignore the poo poo on odie he will be cleaned when shaye has time)
just noticed these were poop spins LMAO look at that last frama
Anyone have a clip of Henry when he was trying to wardance and was just randomly jumping around?
one sec
loki and odie being adorable
Linguini being a cinnamon roll
so cozy
Thank you !
Henny speaks!
NEW WORDS!!!!!
The duality of fert
Date do hbyugck ion bcz h q. n hmmm FC4b
Date do hbyugck ion bcz h q. n hmmm FC4b
we need to analyze it
Date do (?) ion because hq. no hmmm (?)
"heck you im eepy"
Date do hybe guck ion bcz hq.n hmmm FC4b
hes pogging
henry peets
snoot emerged
Reminds me a bit of this picture of Sushi and Sugar (rip) from 3 years ago 🫤
My goodness look at the difference in her coat
I can't even remember her looking like that anymore. Makes me sad. She could see then too so she'd make eye contact with us
henry salad
Speaking of.. sushi med time
maddie genpop time https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2544053730?t=39h19m2s
She is the prettiest old lady
awwwwwww
perfect nose (but henry please stop licking it raw )
henny nose
a boop and a blep
thats a good pfp
@tall path oh you were (of course) right on the money, the gum around one of her canine teeth were infected. She's on Clindamycin. No more teeth grinding, she loves her soup again
Shaye knows the teefer problem signals
Haha
Yayyy for clinda
I'm getting there sensei. I do a lot of research. Thanks again😺
Geez her eyes are cloudy. One day we'll have nanobots to do ferret cataract surgery
yay!!!! sushi back to happy soop time
Had to go to "old vet" this time because "good vet" is on vacation. I was nervous, because last time he was obviously pissed that we had taken her somewhere else.. he did not seem angry this time
Whoop. She was grinding while wiping her mouth, so we're not in the clear yet, but still looks promising
Omg she just climbed the steps to the couch for the first time since before her arthritis treatment!
Fat old lady butt
She used to love napping up there, but after the arthritis got bad, she couldn't climb up anymore. That's also Shaye's doing
Yippee!
Yay!
yay!! hello sushi butt xD
im happy her treatments are helping
OML shaye i just noticed your new profile pic
skun
It mort with party hat
mort real
baby Henwy
Oh my God discord
um
LMAO
wat
wat
the text makes it perfect
so thats gonna be a new emote right
get thor on that now lol
I was hoping
um discord let me scroll
tell thor if we get that as "yarrWat" he doesnt have to wear the kitten headphones.
ok typing fixed it
nahh
i would concider that as worthy trade.
we WERE needing a henry emote 👀
i would get it the other way around, if he does not make it into an emote he NEEDS to wear em 
they also make clip on ears of all kinds for headsets 
mirror is making clip on ears
dont tell thor
absolute best news I've heard all day lmao
hol' up... let the man cook. they are onto something here. 
yay look at sushi go!
yeah Thor never looks onto chat and never will know about the evil plan 

omg baby paws
WET PEEEETS
beeg pawbs
Ferrets of the water world 😄 i love ferret peets they look like tiny hands 😄
When you look at a ferret facing you, they always look sad. I think this has been intentional, so that we want to bring them home.. they knew they couldn't live in the wild anymore, so they hatched the cute-sad-face plan
the one on the right has a look that says "why have you betrayed me like this?"
Well, some ferrets have RBF

Hah
rainbow facet?
unlikely, but Diablo 2 sits too tight in me... cannot get away from it. 
Stinky little otters they are
Also shaye, did you ever post the wheel bed photos here? i dont think ive seen em
Yees
i would be suprised if ferrets would not like to swim, i know Polcats love to swim and live near wota
had few wild ones that lived under a bridge near my old house
They where out
See here's the average wild ferret before they started their campaign to manipulate us into taking care of them with sad faces
"They look happy out here, no need to take them home"
the eyebrows 😂
i can relate to the WWJKSAKLFAFKJGF state.
Hes also giving Mishka energy
True
snoot
well they are forg and todd
You can, just not visibly for most others 
only mods get to see my bad words
and the old ferts, since we know they swear often
new pfp
omfg peanut https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/BelovedCourageousWolfTinyFace-5YPMyNXEYqr1eO-w
please 
she say: "lemme just... YOINK"
Right in front of the camera too. Brazen 🤣
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/TameCalmHorsePartyTime-uVw1ost3u1179mEt
Yeehaw pardner o7
HENRYYY
Awww, eddie taking up for figgy
eddie cuddle with henny like figgy used too 
yup. eddie went "figgy, old pal... dont you worry, i'll fill in for you. rest well." 🥹
henry misses fig and eddie says dont worry henry i will snuggle you when shaye cant
HES TOO CUTE
ODIE
Why is it staring into my soul?!
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Cheese chilling on the bed. Luna tries to groom!"
pretty girl stare
Nice.
Henry now has a total of 70 images on his wiki page, can you tell who chats fav ferret is? 
Did Cheese get moved to oldies? I thought she was with Gen Pop.
Cheese is like Mocha. Works with both groups.
multitalented business leader.
Does this seem usable with Ferrets?
Small-ish holes, so can't escape through them, tall, so lazy Ferrets likely wouldn't climb it
But idk
id think in a pinch yea, but long term, maybe not, as it looks like they could climb the holes. unless its got plastic on it.
No, but, I dont have Ferrets that like to climb objects, and plus, this would be for enrichment time, time out of the cage
So not like, a LOT of time, but plenty for play time
One of them likes to climb PEOPLE, lmao, but thats while being held
Id say that looks too easy to climb and ferrets learn new crimes every day
they will climb that so quick, mine did at least.
i use a broken down box so its solid, but i can tape my in place and its low enough to step over.
Hmmm, but I can't find any solid gates x.x
I have a baby gate with a side of a box with zipties in the top holes so they can't go up.
Easy to move around as needed.
She is so pretty
it was a genpop break but they were being good
beef got out so shaye brought out cheesey
We have beef, cheese... we need a ferret named bread to make a sanwich of ferrets
Maybe a fert named mayo
who dis
cheese
handsum
shes a pretty lady
Cheese being cute
Shes always cute
I wish we could just be like HENRY NEEDS A BLANKET and have someone pop downstairs without it being urgent lol. Poor guy is tuckering himself out trying to burrow under the blankets and he can't find an entry point. 
Another lamby silenced 😨
peenut got hands
Is someone named Sunniva in here?? Ive gotten a bunch of gifts off the wish list from them and I'd like to thank them
i don't see a name like that in the discord, the twitch username definitely exists though
HENRY AND TEEP
omgggggggggg
henry you're killing me
I wanted to wait in case the first time was a fluke, but yesterday and today are the first times Sushi wanted to explore the main house since before her arthritis treatment. 💜 Thanks to @tall path
Which oldie is this sliding under the blanket and doing the double peekaboo so I can label it corrent? I was looking at the wiki and wanna say maybe Luna but IDK https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/InquisitiveExcitedWeaselOMGScoots-i4Wrl8snh-P8DyUt
She (or whoever it is) walked all over Henry and Teep right before that XD
yeah thats luna
ok, thank you ^_^
ok, I have fixed it and added her name, so whenever the wiki folks go to add stuff, they can add it to her page
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oop wrong wishlist
henry painted, i think its better then last time @tall path (first one is the new one)
im gonna work on it a little more
Do ferrets get skin tags?
that is really pretty!!
Slinky has a very very small thing on this leg that is like a skin tag, doesn't bother him even if I mess with it, and I wouldn't have even notice if I wasn't messing with him
like they are both good

I just tried to send a message twice about the wishlists and it didn't go thru
but anyway, since IDK if the links are getting automodded or what, I will just say that both wishlists (throne and amazon) are on the Ferret wiki
OK i made it better
I found it but wiki doesn't let me click
try right clicking and opening a new tab?
They can!
cinnamon roll
hennamon
hennamon rol
Sushi on the move!!!! I love her so much, I'm glad it's going well
She gets around pretty good on the hard floors
Yeah, we got rugs recently for the main area, she was just slipping and falling on the hard floors, but her stability is way better on both.. right before we started the adequan, she was waving back and forth on the rug
Weaving
It's been a very dramatic change
We have wishlists, if you would like to send toys and treats for the ferrets! https://throne.com/piratesoftware and https://t.co/FZGvXQ8PqU , or buy the ferrets some Christmas presents: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/XPF1IXTBF72H?ref_=wl_share
Send undefined gifts via Throne. Browse undefined's favorite products listed on their Throne Wishlist via throne.com.
Middle link is the most up to date afaik
Yay, go Sushi!
She's still got more to give in her
Falling in love with your old crunchy little lady ❤️
Omg Toast, that's so good!
Very cute!
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Cheese and Henry investigate the oldies pile!"
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/DarkSincereSangPunchTrees-nVeWowYN0_kzsemv
I love their nose so much, it's so pretty 
I want to boop your ferret even if he/she would bite my fingers
sometimes a finger bite is worth it
at least they tried https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/TemperedSwissWrenchWow-SI5-06PKHc6mbssp
Thank you!
Love his little face, also Odie! 
Adorable roan
LOL
Shaye - so exotic
AHAHAHAHAHA
freudian slip? 
I mean, not exactly wrong, is it?
ofc not. that's what makes it possible freudian. 
Do you only have one pole in your whole area or something??
better start putting the power cables underground
bluetooth power, yep yep
must be magnetic so it attracts people to it. 
People's cars...
People aren't magnetic
the ferret stream is down?
power outage
scroll up a bit and read Shaye's comment
oooh

Someone hit the same pole and knocked the power out for the area 3x in one week before
Old out of date infrastructure
Shaye
I think we need to put barriers around the poles
is there talk of getting a backup generator between you and Thor?
put a giant rock next to it
There is one for ferrets i think
ferrets have one, not for the stream though IIRC
they need the ac because they dont tolerate heat at all
Yep cant go over 70
They are europe creatures
Heres a cute torch clip while we wait
Barriers???
Maybe gun emplacements would be a better option.
turrets
Stream back up https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware
soooo go full factorio against deathworld biters?
yeah, with automatic grenade launchers
Is that the quarantine room on the stream?
in the small cam?
small cam rn is facing the spice rack, it's showing bePeepo (badger and peepo)'s cage
Gotcha
still in the same room, it's actually being hidden by itself :p
Aaah
those damn poles always getting in everybody’s way! being sarcastic
Facts! Gotta be exotic to care for ferrets n gort 😆
I had to walk to the store in 92 degree heat to get carpet cleaner solution 6__9
I'm so sweaty
thats when u cool off with a milkshake
The spice rack is the one just near the door with the white hanging on it
I have a leftover half a lemon bar smoothie from this morning
I am passing away actively
I need it to not be summer anymore
oh neat I've never seen the room from that angle
But summer means less snow shoveling
so new wishlist… Shaye needs a real chainsaw, a horse and an AC horse carriage or chariot 😆
All hail 🔵 in lower corner
ooo or one of those tiny kid sized cars
Ebikes can be mad fun
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Oh god lol
even has a lil trailer for you to carry stuff
Id send a pink one to the po box lol
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I saw, thats why I mentioned it 
ah yeah :p
I wanted to send thor candy so he'll get some liquorice coins and Shaye gets a new ride
The TTS will be funny too, "Hey Thor i sent Shaye a new car but don't worry its a EV"
This makes me wonder how the ferrets would react to an RC car
sniff sniff sniff
Bite
-# is it bad the "kings chariot" meme popped up in my head with a ferret riding a rc?
If only I wasnt a grown adult 😔
It'll work once and thats all we need for the bit
if only we had adult versions of those mini cars 😔
Go kart
1500 for example
oooo
Feel like if I sent something that big Thor would legitimately be mad
in my head Shaye is Bao sized I listen far more then I watch so
maybe find one that can break down and fit in the trunk of a car. Then shaye can have fun building it while Thor moans about all the chaos that's about to happen.
Definitely a Ebike then
I would drive it around the pasture and break my ribs flipping it
Would be so fun
Dont Winky yourself please
I have never once winky'd myself
yet
We need something like this on the throne so everyone can contribute to it
Either a go kart or a 4wheeler
I can probably make it happen, spent far more on gifted subs but it'll take a moment
I think I could hook a tiny trailer up to a 4wheeler
Good for grocery
I live in the country too so nobody would get mad I think
how far is it to the store
LFG
2 minutes
Okay wait I love this
oooooo
Matts Offroad Recovery recently turned one of these into a kind of ATV.
Cheaper than an ATV
holy smokes adult tricycles /hj
woah
Tetanus speed run
Doesn't that look perfect for shaye?
Perfect whip for me
Gonna sleep before I buy something stupid, hope your streams have better luck tonight/tomorrow
I will save up for the tricycle
I'll contribute on the condition of more fert pics
Id look used on FB marketplace too, old UTVs and ATVs might be in that price range
Side by side would be a better option, more so one with a tray in the back
put pickle and peanut at the helm of the tricycle
pog
Oh right I have a ferret question and its probably really dumb but
there are no dumb ferret questions
Bet
With them being active and full carnivores, is live feeding them ok? Like mice or are they too domestic to understand prey animals as food and it just risks injuries
No there are dumb ferret questions, the kind where people ask if their ferret is fine and its obvious they need a vet
No i think
They will hunt it
But injuries yeah
Just like with snakes
Only carnivorous pet I've had so far was an Arowana
Frob
frob
They identical other than tail tbf
Live feeding kinda inhumane
And danger
Cute eepy noodles.
iv seen the psychos on YouTube so I should say frozen mice
Raw is good but its super hard
Frog and toad get frozen chicks and mice as treats
They babies enjoy raw food heh
Are they little crackheads with them? 
If I ever give up my current job away from home I'd love to pick up 3 but for now ill study and watch the stream
Who's frog and toad? new babies?
I really want parrots but having something that can fly trapped in a cage just feels wrong
yea i had one that would seek out and try and hunt frogs, but i didn't let him actually touch them. he was hellbent on sniffing every rock for them tho.
Lil hunter
Yeah personal pets not rescues
are they at the rescue, or owned by someone else?
They're mine
Rescue is the house
Like how ferret so auto corrected to the wiki in Google
ahh ok. wasn't sure if they were someone else's ferts that Shaye was visiting
i actually love when ferrets make sounds occasionally, bc its so rare its like 'oh wow'
They are both very vocal
Are they chatty
cause the 60 rescues, cat, dogs, and Gort werent enough ❤️ JK So much love to give and get ❤️ Im jelly, I wish I could afford ferts at the moment
Like dook under breath
Shaye deserves fully genetically healthy ferrets lol
but Shaye says she likes the CRuncHy ones
When Marshall stops cutting corners
I do like the crunchy ones
True but sometimes you need a break from the crunch lol
Wait
Private bred ferrets are something else lol
Beasts
I had an idea and im not sure how viable it is but you know how Russia has the mouse statue for all the ones lost in the pursuit of medical advances, maybe when the new building is done we can fund a ferret statue as thanks for their help in medical research...
Would be fun there are some nice log carving artists around here
that is a great idea
For those who come after
Here is the mouse one for context
when i have the extra to do it right, i want some pretty garden markers for the ferrets in my 20s that were buried in my grandparents yard. I dont have anything for them, just my last group
Maybe grab a good large stone and paint something nice then clearcoat it
thats a great idea
there's a few good ones for that off the top of my head close by
is this Puppy 3-wheel drive so Shaye can off-road through mud holes n snow drifts with this 😆
To cause as much chaos as possible, yes
I cant get over this picture, he/she looks just so done with the human
Was too cute not to SS. 
😍
mai tai peets
yes
i bet they're some stinky boys
not yet
yeah still pretty young
They chonk af tho
shaye's gonna be able to do reps with them bois
I remember that at one point in the past when the Rug Doctor was mentioned, someone commented that that carpet doesn't need a doctor, it needs an exorcist...
...does that mean that the huge new carpet cleaner thing is the Rug Exorcist?
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SillySuaveLarkSmoocherZ-Ou0mS4SDST2BB-Fz
How exciting. 
blep.
Kitty is extra happy today https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/WealthyBashfulQuailTebowing-fs7AWwo9VRLJcvQL
Henry wanted to eat but the bowl was full of water ! https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SpineyGorgeousToadUnSane-13qE2heWLyQwRQ-P
@tall path Hi shaye i would like to make henny a racing jacket and need some measurements if thats ok 🙂
Pffffft tunnel snakes from fallout anyone?
So, are you putting "Sponsor" logos on his racing jacket like real racers have? 
Rusty and Bruce!
Oh he was ANGY lol
Omg look at their little faces! Especially Brucey look SO CUTE in that first photo 
Oh you know it keke
Right!!
Beans, surveyor of the computers
beans has been crucified for our sins 


nice punching bag
AWWW they are so cute together
They were trying really hard
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SparklingBlueAmazonFrankerZ-HikFnlg_WMcwyaN_
Aaaaahhhh i believe in them they can do it!
Anyone have a link to the catterpillar thing?
if you look up jumbo rainbow caterpillar you can find them on ebay.
naughty onion
Onyon can do no wrong.
Smart little goblins arnt they
which woozl would represent onion in court
Onion before escape attempt: "I can not be contained!" Onion after being caught: "Okay you got me this time. I will succeed next time."
Onion is too smart for her own good. I feel like she’s going the math in her little brain before she jumps 
onion hogs the braincell but uses it explicitly for escaping
gotta love onyo
ms paint stress doodle :p
not anyone specifically ^^ just wanted to color a pretty ferret
the bed is kinda scuffed lol i do not know how to lighting
it's fine
awwwwwh
the only way to improve is to keep drawing, you are doing amazing D:
Thats my girl!! Little genius 🥰
she's a daredevil.
no stream tonight?
yes stream
...
That was yesterday wasnt it
Look at the time matt pinned it
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SneakyAdventurousWaffleSoBayed--FlGYRsKsLh76rog
One of the ferts caught . Who would it be? 
It's actually not bad, keep practising and you'll get it 
Peanut or Hazel I think
Chat, can we petition to let Henry listen to Free Bird?
i wonder what'd happen if someone brought actual bongos to the rescue for a day
I wonder that too.
@tall path Can we get a Henry plush? I wanna cuddle with a Henry!
there's already a Henry plush i think
oh it's Beans

were betting on where henry will poo in the room
. it is dubbed "BattleShit" by FelyCity
D3
A3 for me
E4
A4
B4
The best bets are in corners so B1
C3 or D3
i dont think youve seen henrys game 
-# I also think d3 but dont wanna copy
I call C4
B4
Nah im guessing he goes when he pleases
im thinking the odds of winning are pretty even lol
B3
G13
B3
I gotta go d4
B4
B3
e3
a1
B3
Im doin b3 too
E3
C2, right in the middle
A2
someone ping me when the deed happens
will do
I call C2 (just saw it)
C3 for me
BTW once henry is airdropped no more guessing because then you could predict based on his poo spins
A3 for sure
Iw as afraid he'd been inserted in already, but i had seen the picture very late after it was posted, and haven't pulled up the stream, because, for some reason, it keeps bloody PAUSING
I think a number of streams have been doing that. My FireTV keeps encountering errors playing the stream
Is your quality set to auto? That can cause issues sometimes
peepo badger snuggle
The perfect toe beans
im going wiht C2
If it's not too late for battleshit, I call C3 🤣
this is the best Idea we've had
maybe if we narrow it down to bigger sections, we could use the twitch prediction feature
i mean there's nothing else to do with the points anyway
left hand only challenge it was a pain lmao
very slow process
very accurate though
yeah i think its pretty good for left hand
still looks good!
TBF i did learn to draw with left hand
Someone should TTS this to Thor.
Hey Thor goblin lord, would you like to play battleshit?




Torchy-Caaaar!
