ferretchat

[pale jewel]

Thank you for the prompt replies

Funny thing, the commercials still work

[torn gorge]

Thank you for feeding us in these troubled times 🥹

[steady ore]

mac daddy is even a better ferret name 😆

[torn gorge]

Big mac was more about the food thing afaik

[pale jewel]

A ferret pair...MAC and CHEESE

[steady ore]

If i had a big ferret id name him just Daddy 😆

Omg i wasnt expecting that at all! Im dead 🤣💀

[pale jewel]

Ferret art

I made this for Shaye last year.

[low pumice]

Bagel is a cute name

[pale jewel]

Pom

[winter kestrel]

did you use a dremel to make it? It looks so clean!

[pale jewel]

Scroll saw art

Oleander

Paprika

[hollow ibex]

those are really cool

[pale jewel]

From online game

[winter kestrel]

ooo~ I dont think I've heard of that tool before! I'll have to look into it!!

[hollow ibex]

i want to look into it too it looks fun

[pale jewel]

it's my retirement hobby

[hollow ibex]

ohhh ive used on of those!! they are fun but my hands are probably too shakey

[slate helm]

holy crap

[slate helm]

that is perfection

[hollow ibex]

wow thats awesome. super cool hobby

[pale jewel]

I made 37 models so far

[winter kestrel]

those all look so amazing!!

[hollow ibex]

[pale jewel]

one of my favorites

I figured I would entertain while we wait for the ferrets to come back

[winter kestrel]

100% fair

[pale jewel]

styrofoam?

[storm trench]

This is incredible work!!!

[hollow ibex]

nah worse

little static electricity balls

[torn gorge]

Violence!!

[steady lodge]

the little grrrr face in the second

[tidal ocean]

The nose scrunchies

[hushed crescent]

oh my gosh, they should get stickers made for people to buy to support the rescue

[gleaming eagle]

Giant rainbow outside my window. 🥰

[slate helm]

double rainbow

[young lion]

Indeed

[steady ore]

thats a naughty ferret right there

[storm trench]

100 percent. Thor merch is 👍 but FERRET MERCH?! SIGN ME TF UP

And since its an actual business and not a non-profit, attaching a merch store for business proceeds is clean.

[hollow ibex]

!beans

[waxen lake]

We now have a Beans plush! You too can obtain a chaotic wingman, check out this site: https://merch.piratesoftware.live/

[storm trench]

Though... thor should probably prioritize not out sourcing to chinese manufacturers. Sure, it's cheaper... but at the cost of your soul

[hollow ibex]

yea

[storm trench]

Ah, but more than beans, though beans IS delightful

[hollow ibex]

also... my beans went on QUITE the field trip getting to my home from the shipping factory

but hes home safe with me now

[storm trench]

... they should probably remove the preorder text too, but DANG BEANS IS ON SALE?!!?

[hushed crescent]

I might be ordering my very own beanus this weekend...

[storm trench]

... i just ordered a beans, i couldnt afford a full price beans, but i could one on sale. I feel a bit bad about that honestly but yaknow, am not rich until my grind provides monies

[late anvil]

Are the cameras having issues?

[hollow ibex]

yes

[late anvil]

Ah

[storm trench]

Yep, unfortunately

[hollow ibex]

it will be fixed when someone is there to do so

[hushed crescent]

sale beans is better than no beans

[storm trench]

That is true! I have provided something, and i get a beans in return. I also sleep with plushies because i need to prop up limbs due to nerve issues, so beans being l o n g will actually be a really good friend for that issue.

[hushed crescent]

perfect!

just be careful of ear crimes

[storm trench]

i will protect my ear nibbles at all times

[tidal ocean]

beans is on sale???? I don't need another beans I don't need another beans

[storm trench]

~~but you should never have only one ferret. Didn't you know? More beans are better.... ~~

[boreal violet]

You can justify it by saying "Ferrets need more Ferrets" 👀

[storm trench]

Same brain

[hollow ibex]

im waiting for more ferret merch

[hushed crescent]

oh my god you're right! I don't need 2 ferrets

[hollow ibex]

need a henry or torch or misto plush

[tidal ocean]

Same

[storm trench]

Maybe if we ply thor he will provide. More beans! I mean, more ferret merch thorisus maximus!!!

[tidal ocean]

my pipe dream is to make some merch for the rescue

since I can 3d print lil ferret models

[hollow ibex]

i would love to draw ferret postcards

[tidal ocean]

but idk if they'd be open to that

[hushed crescent]

I want some stickers

[hollow ibex]

or stickers

but i think they are not open to it yeah

[tidal ocean]

yeah I'd buy anything

stickers, keychains, hoodies, shirts, socks, specifically mocha pillow

[hushed crescent]

I hope they are open to it in the future

[storm trench]

Hear me out
Ferret pillow pet

[steady ore]

why not a cowboy pillow? Huh? HUH?! 😆

[tidal ocean]

I need mah himbo weighted body pillow

[storm trench]

With a lil cowboy haaat 🥺

[tidal ocean]

or now a mike or milo pillow

[steady ore]

u just like the chonky ones lol

[tidal ocean]

yes

I'd sleep SO well with a massive mocha crushing me

[hollow ibex]

i need this

[steady ore]

But chili is bigger than mocha

[tidal ocean]

the himbo winter mocha

[hollow ibex]

i want new ferret merch more than is normal lol

[tidal ocean]

when he was a big boi

[tidal ocean]

you can never want it more than normal

[winter kestrel]

Does anyone know how long beans will be on sale?

[torn gorge]

Camera back!!

[sand phoenix]

[hollow ibex]

omg kitty she loves this kibble so much

[tidal ocean]

I need to figure out how to export more than a minute of the stream so I can make a kitty monching Timelapse

[hollow ibex]

i did a bunch of clips that i screen recorded for the maisy stash one

[hushed crescent]

Dook in peace Figgy 💙

[undone hawk]

sad to see the news about fig, hope Henrys holding up ok if they were good buds

[hollow ibex]

DIP fig

sweet message i found in the ferret discord ^

[scarlet thorn]

Sad news today. Shaye did warn us yesterday but I was still hoping he would have a little more time left. Fig was such a good little noodle. He will be missed

[elfin prairie]

🫶♥️

[winter kestrel]

little figgy. You have left lots of friends on this side, but have joined many others, old and new today.

[grand totem]

Shout-out to whoever removed the 🤓 reaction to the news

People are scum

[mint moon]

yeah some guy named landon reacted it and it pissed me off

not that I'm the warrior who fought them off

[tall path]

Exploding them with my mind

[mint moon]

telekinesis agent 47

[hollow ibex]

death by shaye explosion is for only the most terrible people (those who are rude to the ferrets)

[limpid snow]

Karma will get them im sure of it

[mint moon]

Protect the wigglers at all costs

[tribal epoch]

RIP Figgy Poor Henry, I hope he has some more buds

[hollow ibex]

henry has many frens

[tall path]

Casting spell of penits explosion specifically

[steady ore]

yes they were good buddies. Henry got to say goodbye

[hollow ibex]

... 👍

necessary

[steady ore]

spells are being casted? I better back out of chat so i dont get hit by one

[limpid snow]

too kind. stepping on ONLY the large rectangular edges of legos for the rest of their life. like they have a rock in their shoe but its a lego

[hollow ibex]

ill do you one better, those metal legos vsauce made... ||those cause quite the gruesome experience in the foot department, i know from personal experience (very much blood)||

[tall path]

I wish to say worse more visceral things but instead I will agree with Lego stepping curse

[limpid snow]

i understand

[honest river]

don't worry the chainsaw is on its way, what color you wanted?

[median ginkgo]

@tall path why Shaye no napping ❤️

[tall path]

Surprise color

[outer tinsel]

DIP Figgy my love. I am so sad. He is no longer in pain and is playing with his favorite ball in heaven, now.

[paper rain]

Where would ferrets choose to poop in a round room if they love corner pooping so much

[median ginkgo]

they would form a corner somehow

[honest river]

simpe in the middle of the room

[steady ore]

the best response right here 😂

[violet owl]

I was legit thinking the same thing :3 VERY hard not to get Beans a brother...

[violet owl]

SAME. I need this in my life so bad, you have no idea... If I ever become rich (fat chance), I'll get my Mocha weighted body pillow made :p

[tribal perch]

what happened?

[urban root]

https://tenor.com/view/solid-snake-salute-gif-24255323

[orchid bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/full-metal-alchemist-funeral-saddnes-gif-5372255

[torpid nexus]

#ferrets

[undone cape]

Ferret clip of the day https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/CorrectFlaccidToadFloof-F_q6ilUH9vQYkzRc

[wind hollow]

[gleaming hearth]

Is Shaye getting an emotional support chainsaw?

[slate helm]

shaye's getting drujba

[steep bluff]

I saw this and couldn't unsee so sharing

[torpid nexus]

https://clips.twitch.tv/LightBlatantSwallowGrammarKing-FN6pdjoRcy7tl3Q5 One of the many amusing fig moments

Hey heads up, please dont edit figs page with Valhalla stuff right now, it will be done when shaye gives us the go ahead.
Edit: oh and please dont ask shaye to give premission.

[shut galleon]

I've been in tears since found out yesterday. Gonna miss you so much Fig, but glad you at peace and no longer in pain. DIP

[modest lake]

dip figgy :(

[wind oar]

I’m sorry for your loss

[kind cove]

o7 Figgy, you will be remembered

[gilded tide]

it's tough life being a ferret. sometimes you get eepy.

[cyan torrent]

Figgy 😭 DIP

[somber hatch]

dook in peace figgy

may valhalla welcome you with open arms

[violet owl]

[hearty geyser]

RIP lil fella 🙏

[tough moss]

[knotty cradle]

Well if you make the clips in parts, you can download the clip. Otherwise trying to get the whole vod is a bit messy

[spiral patrol]

The Lego stepping curse, while mostly non-lethal, is appropriately painful, and, since mostly non-lethal, long-lasting

[gleaming eagle]

I hope the trolls get reincarnated as a ferret pee pad... while the oldies are out

[still fossil]

That be one hell of an Isekai anime.

[noble ember]

ngl, help, in punishment for trolling I was cursed to be reincarnated as a ferret pee pad in oldies playtime and it has destroyed my life is peak anime

I really like the ending of episode number 2,385 - best of the series

[hollow ibex]

The episode where one ferret aggressively shits all over the pee pad

[gleaming eagle]

isn't that every episode tho

[tidal ocean]

My favorite is 1,156 where ||genpop all decide to just use the one pad during playtime||

[hollow ibex]

Some are worse then others ||ferrets can gets some HORRIBLE poops. I wont go into detail but it gets bad||

An example (warning, extremely nasty)

[noble ember]

hey, I never said it was an easy watch

[hollow ibex]

[civic sun]

Look at those little feet

[hollow ibex]

Hehe nana (or maybe jas)

[torn gorge]

Peets 🥹

[hollow ibex]

Little beans

[forest talon]

RIP Figgy. This is the first one in my almost year of being part of this community that hits very hard. Enjoy your time in Valhalla little man, you brought smiles to many many people

[torn gorge]

Found this old clip of fig smooching peepaw https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/GentleCrunchyCheesecakeSaltBae-KvRhwQLmVWpFnCqr

[torn gorge]

M3 cam :0

+vons cam!!

[civic sun]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/RudeKitschyRedpandaSpicyBoy-YDKOG09lHwKerRiA

[hollow ibex]

Sleepy man mike

[civic sun]

And now all 3 of them have done it https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/InventivePuzzledSpiderOSkomodo-KAQmqIa3nZDLL_rb

[outer tinsel]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ObedientCulturedKittenDerp-oNrHyR27VVaDh_cB

[torpid nexus]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/BrightSlickElkPupper-m9BTpI-Jwb0k0FlG milo ANGER

[outer tinsel]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ColdRacyGarbageArgieB8-bBfRhzA6ck5VylY2

[limpid snow]

I will learn anything for a meme, including signing up and learning how to add an image to a wiki.

[wind hollow]

Eep

[tidal ocean]

high definition beans

[outer tinsel]

sooo good. Maisy giving it to us.

[storm trench]

Beans with rtx on:

[torpid nexus]

Little behind the scenes wiki editing, thats all clips for figs page being done

Slowly typing all the descriptions out rn

Also one guess to who made 99% of these clips

[limpid snow]

thats so many clips

[torpid nexus]

The ones above smooches where already there, from smoochies onwards is me editing

[limpid snow]

you're doing the lords work

[torpid nexus]

Figs before clips

Figs clips now

[limpid snow]

"poo's in corner as punishment" is such a great line

my god

[torpid nexus]

https://clips.twitch.tv/LightBlatantSwallowGrammarKing-FN6pdjoRcy7tl3Q5 was so amusing

[limpid snow]

sometimes you just get so mad you poo

[noble ember]

offloading weight for easier squeezing through I think? 🙂

[limpid snow]

i absolutely love ENHANCE naptime camera

[flint imp]

I thought ONE close up nap cam was great…

but now TWO

[torpid nexus]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/LivelyRepleteMinkPraiseIt-tHUlDvNe_NFM0oTE someone had the zoomies

[steady ore]

Beans former suite must be comfy

[tidal ocean]

"I must go, my people need me"

[hollow ibex]

lolll

[spiral patrol]

wait... dare i ask what happened to beans?

[torpid nexus]

genpop

[tidal ocean]

got released from jail back into jenpop

[spiral patrol]

ah, okay

got worried for a moment

[pseudo sigil]

"jenpop" makes me laugh for some reason

[tidal ocean]

o-o

mike peeeeeeeeeeets

[low pumice]

Wouldn't that be genpop 🤔

[pallid mango]

M&M&M took over Beans penthouse

[violet owl]

Lemme guess, your girl is the therapy ferret, your boy the reason you need therapy 😜

[violet owl]

Can I just say that Vinnie totally stole the show in this clip being utterly adorable?

[hollow ibex]

Onyo

[ripe rivet]

You in the reflection looks almost like a banger album cover

[storm trench]

I feel like they would be heavy metal. Here's a generated logo of DOOK (generated procedurally, not ai)

[ripe rivet]

[torpid nexus]

Aww and not long after this milo just went insane

[storm trench]

Ngl i would listen to the album. One of their hits would be "Wardance"

[ripe rivet]

I just noticed the lil tongue out

[tidal ocean]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ColorfulGenerousQuailKAPOW-v433x0WImuVmHEzO

he was going for almost 2 minutes, very thirsty boi

[hollow ibex]

mike and maisyyy

[sacred plover]

So I saw something on the r/ferrets subreddit:

BIG OL BOI!!

[storm trench]

Holy mackerel! He's huge!

[sacred plover]

A true beefcake noodle!

He doesn't wardance. He war hakas

[fallow tulip]

Does anyone else's ferret grow exceptionally long claws quickly? One claw in particular, his middle claw, grow so long and very fast

I just clipped him while he snoozed

[ripe rivet]

Seeing the size they can get to i understand Thors point today on how much damage they could cause if they wanted to

Cute, but to be respected

[torn gorge]

Shaye clips them every week. Times 60 ferrets

[golden blaze]

60 ferrets?

[spiral fog]

@lunar prism I was at dinner when I heard about fig and made this for him

I tried to make it look decent 😁

[short heart]

@lunar prism Sorry to hear about Fig. Also sorry that people are people, please don't ever stop streaming or being you. You've been a reminder that the more people know me the worse it'll get in some cases!!

[torn gorge]

Around that many. It is a sanctuary
Lately maddie has been helping with nails too tho!

[tall path]

Yeah they need to be clipped or tipped about once a week

I feel they don't really get long for like, 2 weeks

They tend to grow faster when they're older tho

I need to clip Milos but he doesn't like oil so I have to scruff him for it and he hates it and bites hard lol

[limpid snow]

artist glove fr scale since i dont got a banana

[glass talon]

The focus on the mini camera is off. Its focusing on the bars of the cage, rather than the ferrets inside

[chilly tusk]

emphasis on the jail

[low pumice]

I'm so happy. Our poor sweet blind old lady Sushi's arthritis meds are totally working.. before she was constantly slipping and falling trying to find the pad, didn't make it part of the time, and I would hover over her to help hold her up while she pooped, and husband did the same.. this is the first time in a while that I felt like I could hang back and video her without worry.. this is so much improvement thank you Shaye the Goddess. Her pain is greatly diminished because of your advice

[hollow ibex]

AWW YAY SUSHI!!! shes so full of life you can see how happy she is that she can walk without pain

[low pumice]

I cut it off, but she stretched upward to poop which is normal, but she was having problems doing that before

[hollow ibex]

does she poo with her head to the sky?

[steady ore]

wow Milos rejects the crack oil? Picky guy, aint he

[hollow ibex]

he hates the sticks too

[low pumice]

I doubt she's yet pain free.. she's had 2 of 8 shots.. but the fact that it's lessened to the point to where it's not obvious and she's not falling is amazing.
This is because of Shaye, our vet was worried about the shots.. our old vet wouldn't even consider it, but Shaye with her expertise recommended methods.. and thankfully our vet is now aware of the rescue and is super receptive since they specialize only in ferrets.. it's great. Everybody wins.. most importantly the ferrets

[low pumice]

Kind of pumps up and down

[hollow ibex]

because henry raises his head to poo and its really cute

henwy ^

[steady ore]

Oh yay! So glad ur vet decided to take shayes advice! Sushi looking great!

[low pumice]

I reworded that to be more accurate

I love henry

[hollow ibex]

i love henry so much hes so cute

henry poo stance part 2

[low pumice]

I saw someone post on reddit about their super playful paraplegic ferret, and I'm like 😭 omg please contact us if for whatever reason you can't take care of him anymore.. we'll drive hours and hours, and spend however much it takes for bills

[tall path]

I love special needs / mobility challenged ferrets

I need to set up my 3d printer and start making wheelchairs since my friend who made all the previous ones for the community passed away

[hollow ibex]

i love old ferrets

[tall path]

His wife is still making some but it's hard

[low pumice]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ferrets/comments/1m1mjtt/my_paraplegic_wardy_loves_to_play/😭

That's it

[undone cape]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SullenAntediluvianShieldBCWarrior-o-GTHc1MPgOXJdtH

[hollow ibex]

link broken :(

[low pumice]

Video

[tall path]

Sweet baby

You'd be surprised how well hind end paralyzed ferrets get around

Another rescue I know has one named honey and she's fast as hell

[low pumice]

Sorry
https://www.reddit.com/r/ferrets/comments/1m1mjtt/my_paraplegic_wardy_loves_to_play/

[tall path]

She scoots around with her front arms and can go faster than the non paralyzed ones

She jumps and climbs etc too

[hollow ibex]

omg thats adorable

[tall path]

They're really remarkable

It makes me sad seeing people give up on partially paralyzed animals too easily

[hollow ibex]

crazy strong upper body strength buff little noodles

a banana boat ferret, which is now an emote on the r/ferrets server!!!

[brazen turtle]

awww that sweet old girl getting around just fine now, that's great

[brazen turtle]

I love it! Long Lemon Ferret Boat!!

[low pumice]

Like I've said before.. nothing will ever happen to snail's place 😾
But if there's some crazy natural disaster worst case scenario, we'll drive the 65ish round trip hour drive, and take 2 or 3 of the most special need babies and take care of everything they need until they can go back.. I would say more, but want to make sure we're 100% on finances
I mean this.
This is not just some fake internet fluff

[low pumice]

Banana Bed

We have two. One is used often.. one is used almost never

[hollow ibex]

aww nana bed

[low pumice]

Secret jingly ball stashed in banana bed

[steady ore]

i would like to use the other one please! Wish i was small enough to crawl in there to have a good snooze 😆

[low pumice]

Aww I guess Rayna wanted to show off using it.. she climbed in when I was taking pictures

[low pumice]

Sushi used to sleep in that one, but her big "smart" brother Clyde decide he likes knocking it around the room

[steady ore]

maybe hes trying to give sushi a banana boat ride lol

[low pumice]

It's like they know I was talking about them.. Clyde just came out of his room to poop on the floor in the bathroom next to the pad

[hollow ibex]

clyde why

[low pumice]

I almost just posted it but didn't know the policy on ferret poops photos

[steady ore]

shayes ferret poo policy 🤣 … https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/PunchyStylishAsteriskRitzMitz-qf8jA0siguDU9fSb

[low pumice]

I was so confused because I on a tablet, and before I turned it on It's side, it was literally just a shot of the carpet with music

Sushi climbing into her living room donut bed.. oh my ❤️

[tall path]

I'll hold you to this once mt Rainier explodes 😝

[low pumice]

Even though her shots are working really well, still going to print her ramps to help her climb into her favorite places

[low pumice]

Maybe it makes me a terrible person, but I would make this promise for ferret babies way before human babies 🤷‍♀️

And now I have to look up what that is 🤪

[outer tinsel]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/UnsightlyCrypticCattleHotPokket-WVUzavPeP1XrnP78

[steady ore]

spooder ferret

[outer tinsel]

Legit NEVER not funny

[low pumice]

Well that's a terrifying thing I didn't know existed. You just get some special babies in your vehicle and get them to a safe distance, and a swift 35+ whatever hours later, we'll meet you at a convenience store armed with our travel cage, litter, food and toys

[tight jungle]

Just give Mt Rainier a live feed of the ferrets, everything will be fine.

[brazen turtle]

the "are you kidding me?!" reaction from Shaye is priceless

[low pumice]

Woah, no..
What if Mt Rainer thinks they're so cute he wants to hug them with it's lava tendrils

[slate helm]

but rainer probably knows that he cannot touch them without hurting them

[low pumice]

Is that a small rug shsmpooer she has?

[steady ore]

yes it is

[tight jungle]

Also, if you want to learn more about the Mt Rainier activity, this video is a nice explainer. TLDR: nothing to worry about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXpHTZbfFHI

Shawn Willsey is a university geology professor in Idaho.

[limpid snow]

Yeah as far as I'm aware, volcano's like that also have a lot of summer activity as the drainage from the snow/glaciers melts and interacts with heated stuff

helens is probably the one that would go off again before rainier anyway

[tight jungle]

Possibly, I wouldn't really expect either to go off in our lifetimes though.

[spiral patrol]

love the "oh, which of you cheeky little shits did that?" look

[undone cape]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/LachrymoseEnjoyablePuppyChefFrank-htF5VVng_ga4ivmX

[hollow ibex]

hooman spotted

(milo)

[violet owl]

You can tell with Odie climbing as well, he doesn't use his hind legs to climb onto stuff, but he can get on top of things just fine as long as his front legs have enough grip, it's really impressive to watch

[scarlet thorn]

I've seen videos about a cat whose hind legs are paralysed and the literally zoom around the house. No problems climbing either.

[hollow ibex]

what you doing boi

[slate helm]

can't get comf

[undone cape]

Ferret clip of the day https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/HomelyHilariousKuduNotATK-9jmI-RBNPoYbNJ2F

[tall path]

Cuddl

He says I won't sleep unless my mom holds me

[torpid nexus]

aww sleepy henny

Wonder if he would accept moxie as cuddle fren?

[steady ore]

Daww…Henry is too stinkin’ cute. Such a good boy n cuddle buddy

[hollow ibex]

henry needs all the cuddles he can get

[fallow tulip]

Amazing! But omg that's so much!

[fallow tulip]

Slinky snoot doesn't fight so much, but his get long after 8 days, like a full claw to sharp point maybe a quarter inch long

[tall path]

Messin around and gave the old people an extension of their house

[torpid nexus]

Lucky old folks

Also can you bonk the second cam please? its decided the logo on the cage is what to focus on

Thats not where that goes....

[tall path]

Yeah I'll bonk it or move it

[torpid nexus]

yay, also are the oldies handling ok with fig gone?

i ask cause i know where he went, they piled

[knotty cradle]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/EvilDiligentOilWow-RgSti4gPhrMGKGkf

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/FragileAffluentWatercressDoubleRainbow-CjQvbYkxlaip_XPD

[knotty cradle]

Badger wants to snoogle the oldies

[stray coral]

let them snoogle

[steady ore]

It is too where it goes! Its their suite! Dont tell me u never slept in ur bathroom! 😆

[languid sphinx]

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1NDTqzrBja/?mibextid=wwXIfr

[languid sphinx]

After a long day of destroying his toys linguini curled up in his chaos lol

[flint imp]

Does Badger play well with others?

(Besides Peepo I mean)

[languid sphinx]

Sadly no he angy boy

He got peepo tho

[flint imp]

(discord pls the frowny emoji isn’t the SAME)

[languid sphinx]

:p

[flint imp]

He’s got Peepo!!!

[languid sphinx]

Yep

[torn gorge]

Yeah badger is an angy boy and can be territorial. I remember him deciding the rice pit belonged to him and him alone back when the spicey babies were out with genpop

Peepo is chill tho, she can easily join the oldies

But dont wanna leave badger alone

[flint imp]

The image of a lone ferret defending his rice castle is amusing (without the real life implications ofc)

I just looked at the wiki and it’s a shame BePeepo can’t be w PMS too : (

[brittle helm]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-gif-22266338

[undone cape]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/TentativeDullMageFailFish-gsgEQnmT4YdFuM7S

[weak dust]

Sad Fig is gone. Big sads.

Yesterday was a horrible day all around.

[light basalt]

Gateway arch cowboy lol

[storm trench]

Omg

[hollow ibex]

LMAO

He is making himself a tunnel

[open sable]

Never noticed how long their legs were

[pseudo sigil]

a lot of animals are like that

their "feet" are our toes

[shut saffron]

Perfect for Henry passthrus

[hollow ibex]

Older ferrets have less muscle so they have longer looking legs

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/CovertWanderingCheddarJonCarnage-7fjZFUwtCQ0m4ZbZ

[shut saffron]

Does Shaye get kissies when the lil ferts get picked up?

[civic sun]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/PiliableHumbleWafflePJSugar-z4W5tf9qc8n6FWee

[light basalt]

Milo sleeping goofy

[tidal ocean]

Big goober

[shut saffron]

Milo teefs

[hushed crescent]

I made a shaye sticker if anyone wants to see

[tidal ocean]

o-o yes

[tidal ocean]

10/10

[hushed crescent]

I felt like it needed to be immortalized

[dire quest]

https://piratesoftware.wiki/w/images/piratesoftware/3/31/Casting_Penits_explosion.png

https://piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/Shaye#Gallery ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[hollow ibex]

Yesss

We need more shaye quotes

[civic sun]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/AmusedIcyOcelotTheTarFu-i43zdPatA3KdMg3F

[torpid nexus]

Sleeping knowing he caused shaye to grab him because he wants to climb

[shut saffron]

Peanut, you little twirly goober

[light basalt]

Peanut zonked

[tidal ocean]

with the peet spread

also minecraft pad cover 15/10

[hollow ibex]

damn she is out lol

also i see cheese down there

[limpid snow]

i love u peanut

[torn gorge]

Being a menace is hard work

[hollow ibex]

eepy mans

(torchie)

[tidal ocean]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ColdbloodedFitCarabeefMingLee-SXeZAGP6Qa7-OH_Z

[steady ore]

thats talent right there! Proud of u cowboy 🥹

[hollow ibex]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/GoldenSteamyCattleWTRuck-2f2wytJIaLOKIpQq kyo what even was that

cute baby kyo

[undone cape]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/FamousPrettySeahorseGingerPower-UDa77SWJFhSuYspQ

[hollow ibex]

https://friendlyferret.com/ferret-body-type/ cool article

never new they existed

[torn gorge]

Shaped as noodle

[hollow ibex]

thick nood

udon

[gilded tide]

the bulldog at home.

but cool to learn that the body types have names.

[hollow ibex]

[open sable]

It is a travesty that they arent named after noodles

[gilded tide]

wdym. you've never heard of the bulldogi noodle?

[heavy needle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Hv7Wbn41cKU
Just wanna share what popped up in my feed

[undone cape]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/OriginalSecretiveDurianTooSpicy-7Au2hBaWpZftCUGj

[undone cape]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/OpenGoldenSquidKlappa-lE8dAF74iEdYPItf

[hushed crescent]

Would anyone like to see some pics of my stinky kitty gremlin, my chonky kitty queen, and my mom's imp puppies?

[spring vale]

That would probably go better in #pets-and-plants

[low pumice]

No one ping Shaye,
Anyone have experience with a ferret with chronic diarrhea?

I read about children's immodium, no idea if it's safe or works yet. So little ferret info out there

[tall path]

I have used immodium in cases of IBD before!

Iirc sushi is the one that has chronic diarrhea, has she ever been on pred for it?

[tall path]

No talk me (cowboy moisturizing oatmeal shampoo bath time)

[flint imp]

clean. cool. hydrated (?). oat moisturized. only appointment is to nap. the dream

[undone cape]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/PhilanthropicFrigidZebraNerfBlueBlaster-wjAR-jq_o_7yt3fs

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ClumsyFaintCheetahHeyGirl-J5okvVKnDh-ii2rk

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/PoorBlitheInternBCouch-yZdEVADmdOF4emIY

[steady ore]

This would of been amazing if this was a video, but i guess Cowboy doesnt make hottub videos for free. The cowboy pic is great though so I’ll take it 😆 🤠

[undone cape]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/BoxyNiceSrirachaDBstyle-P5HmPU5M9IqHGnS1

[hollow ibex]

Aww he looks comfy

Loving that bath

[undone cape]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/BoredArborealTofuFailFish-lp8myutamLLk1xww

[storm trench]

Like a teakettle pouring out

[hushed crescent]

Thank you, I looked earlier but there are sooo many channels I missed it

[undone cape]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/OriginalFantasticOkapiFutureMan-_rYmA3WmbK6aYidw

[tribal perch]

what happen?

[steady ore]

theyre trying to fix the plumbing…#PlumbersButt

[low pumice]

Sushi is already on pred

Is it liquid or did you grind it up

Sorry, Starlink went out worldwide!

It was like being back in 1992.. well okay not really, but it sucked

The fact that cowboy wasn't flipping out means he takes baths better than all 5 of our fuzzies

[steady ore]

hey ‘92 was a great year! I was 10 😆

[low pumice]

Nice! The husband was 10 in 92 also!

[steady ore]

Yay! Lol

[low pumice]

Uh oh. Sushi waking up

The last 3 poops were a nightmare. She didn't make it to the pad. This one was completely normal. Makes my brain hurt

[tall path]

My bad I forgot

Also it's okay to @ me it's easier for me honestly

[tall path]

I get it, that's a lot of my experience with our old people, sometime they poop great sometimes it's everywhere, hardly anyone makes it to the pad anymore which is why I try to put pads /everywhere/ haha

[low pumice]

Yeah that's on the table, but we have one who likes to craw under any kind of fabric and wad it up.. he's the problem child. Any time we use rescue spray, we have to be extra careful to get it all up, because he goes to that spot and rolls around.. every time

@tall path so you use children's immodium?liquid? How to you guage a dose for that

[tall path]

Rescue is pretty safe it's primarily just accelerated peroxide

[tall path]

I compounded tablets myself at home, I know there's a dose somewhere online that you could send to your vet for discussion, I'll look for it. I used it with Kylo because he had no solid poops at all and severe IBD (possibly GI cancer, he was bad)

Does she have any intestinal thickening? Usually you can see it on xray, dunno if your vet ever mentioned anything along those lines

[low pumice]

Our vet was like "I think it might be better to let her get that stuff out" this was before it got to the point where she was just going on the floor.. and she said "you might ask the Washington rescue" and I'm thinking.. but they're not my vet. They don't have time to give out free medical advice all day

[tall path]

Eh I don't mind it's my hyperfixation I like talking

[low pumice]

Ok whew.. yeah.. I spend time answering newbie questions on Twitter. Let me ask the husb about the intestines.. she had that exploratory surgery, I think she would have mentioned

There was a lot of info

But so of the organs besides the enlarged spleen looked good I recall

So = all

Okay, we don't think she mentioned anything about thickening, but she has an appointment Saturday. I'm assuming thick intestines means don't use immodium?

[tall path]

Well thickening is usually associated with IBD / changes in intestinal transit time

That's why I'm curious because ferrets with long term GI issues are predisposed to developing IBD

[low pumice]

From what I've read I'm pretty sure she has ibd

[tall path]

And IBD has a couple options like pred (which she's on, but usually a higher dose than for insulinoma), oral chemotherapy , immodium, etc

I'm sure she's on famotidine / sucralfate already

[low pumice]

She's had on and off diarrhea for 2+ years now

Yes and yes

Thanks for looking for a dose. She (vet) wasn't sure where to go with that

[tall path]

Yeah let me get back to you with that!

[low pumice]

Ty!

[violet owl]

After reading the other discord I just have this image of you dishing out pred like candy It's amazing it works so well for so many different things though! And somehow reading that makes me feel less worried about our cat being on it long term (extremely low dose as well though, so even less worries)

[tall path]

i go through pred so fast

[steady ore]

i cant believe i read all this while eating my supper. Educated

[tall path]

I have like 10 ferrets on various doses of pred rn

[violet owl]

Shaye, can I just say you're an absolutely amazing person, helping people with all their questions, helping ferrets everywhere, doing everything you do for all of them? Cause you really are! There's not many people like you out there

[hollow ibex]

i was about to say, shaye is like the pred dealer

[hollow ibex]

misto breakfast in bed

[tidal ocean]

Misto best boof

[nocturne pond]

Love misto lol such a goober

[cinder silo]

Me want snake cat but regular cat not let me have happy snake cat 😦

[torn gorge]

Love vicariously through the rescue like the rest of us

[hollow ibex]

i want noodles SO BADDDD

but i much be patient

[torn gorge]

Me tooooo but it clashes with basically everything about my life

[hollow ibex]

yeah same for now at least :(

[hollow ibex]

japanese ferrets my love

[slate helm]

i can hear how that is read

[hollow ibex]

here is the og post https://x.com/shiromo_ferret/status/1948586571294539868

フェレットのしろもʕꔷ𖨳ꔷʔ (@shiromo_ferret)

トイレ砂バラマキ容疑で書類送検
二頭身太郎 容疑者（１）無職

#ferret

X · Jul 25, 2025, 3:30 AM

[odd bone]

life is hard

[hollow ibex]

wiggler

[wintry ridge]

My beans arrived!!

[hollow ibex]

yay beanie!!

[open sable]

"But moooooom do i haaaave toooo"

[fiery kayak]

hey. any reason I cant chat in ferret stream? ;-;

[odd bone]

Id say open a mod ticket, i know like thor chat and ferret chat is somewhat linked

And sometimes people are blocked for some reason

[storm trench]

My beans is ready to ship! I'm so excite!!!

[hollow ibex]

#mod-ticket

[fiery kayak]

sorted, Thankyouu

[tidal ocean]

Reminds me of the super-beans pic

Very silly wigglers

[hollow ibex]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/EnticingAliveWitchRitzMitz-Ds4ZsDE51JX9SKF-

peanut such an ass lol

[tall path]

wow rude

she says come closer ill get you

[hollow ibex]

ikr she has a vendetta

automod hates me xD

[slate helm]

Meannut

[gleaming hearth]

Wonder why she is so aggressive towards them.

Peanut y u so silly

M3 is friend shaped.

[steady ore]

why r the small ones always the biggest bullies

[torn gorge]

She doesnt like that shes not the baby anymore

[steady ore]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/RamshackleElegantDragonDancingBaby-17FQlWurOuDAZW9x

[topaz torrent]

Did the stream just cut off?

[cobalt isle]

OBS crashed, it's fixed now.

[topaz torrent]

Naughty OBS 😾

[undone cape]

Ferret clip of the day https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/BoxyNiceSrirachaDBstyle-P5HmPU5M9IqHGnS1

[violet owl]

So by that logic she accepted Tobert because he was born the same day as her? Makes sense

[civic sun]

Look at this cutie

[fringe vapor]

@violet owl

[violet owl]

Oh that's really neat! I love that

[brittle helm]

THE DICE WILL DECIDE YOUR D&D CHARACTERS FATE
I Name It The Eye Of The Jade Dragon

[fringe vapor]

(Dragon Eye Green and Gold) is printed on the label so...

[slow canyon]

little guys that were at the shelter I work at a few weeks ago

[polar turtle]

Aw the dooking sounds while they’re playing is so cute!!

[stray coral]

first one is an example of ferret wars

[slow canyon]

I know 🥺

[slow canyon]

they actually were licking pyrantel off each other's faces. they were found to have coccidia and the strange little creatures seem to enjoy the taste of preventatives lol

[stray coral]

ferrat wars

[polar turtle]

How old are they? And also are they male/female?

[slow canyon]

less than a year, I think probably 7-8 months and both boys

they came to the shelter from your standard ... "I adopted them from a pet store 3 months ago and realized they are too hard to take care of"

[stray coral]

can I have one pls

[polar turtle]

You gotta get both of them lol ferrets are social animals and need friends

[stray coral]

deal

[slow canyon]

they were adopted earlier this month!

[stray coral]

which wizard orb do I have to ponder

[stray coral]

SHIT

MY OPERTUNITY TO HAVE FERRETS

good for the ferrets tho

[polar turtle]

Yay! I hope they found their forever home and that their new owners take good care of them

[slow canyon]

we have 2 rabbits if you want them lol

[stray coral]

ferrets

ferret supremacy

[slow canyon]

they were very excited first time ferret owners, but I think they'll do well since they had experience with a few other types of smaller pets like a gecko and some things I think

[slow canyon]

we unfortunately have no more ferrets and probably won't get any more soon then rip

here's the buns though!

[polar turtle]

AWWW! Look at them they’re so fluffy!!

[slow canyon]

the black one is Lulu and the white/brown is Creampuff 🤍

both girls

I love their little built in pillows

[modest lake]

bunny loaf 🥹

[polar turtle]

How old are they?

[slow canyon]

around 6

[stray coral]

two questions

1. do they bite

2. do they bite

[slow canyon]

no not really 😂

[stray coral]

phew

[slow canyon]

I've only ever been bit by a rabbit once and it was on accident. we had a bonded trio and they would sometimes fight over their greens so I was trying to hand all three of them a piece of lettuce at the same time and one missed and got my fingie

it did HURT tho cuz they have strong teeth

[stray coral]

my dad only got bit once and the teeth went straight through his finger

[polar turtle]

Well I hope those two angels get adopted soon! You’ve inspired me to look into volunteering opportunities at my local animal shelter ❤️

[polar turtle]

Ouch! That sounds awful

[stray coral]

meh
he's been through worse

[slow canyon]

this is so exciting

[stray coral]

like that one time 90% of the flesh on his thumb got peeled off

[polar turtle]

The ferretchat pros would know best, but these two kind of look like Kyo and Sai (I think)

[stray coral]

or that one time a chainsaw opened up his knee twice

[slow canyon]

their names were Punk (brown) and Spaz (white)

[polar turtle]

Spaz is a great name for a ferret! Very accurate

[slow canyon]

we wanted to rename Spaz but couldn't cuz we had vaccination paperwork with that name on it

it is definitely accurate lol. I think managers just didn't want it on our website to be possibly insulting

[stray coral]

or when his head got hit with a wooden baseball bat at full force

[polar turtle]

That makes sense

[stray coral]

or when a tractor fell on him

damn my dad is durable

[civic sun]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ImportantCredulousSashimiBrokeBack-8J-VCn8FxebPLRs8

[spiral patrol]

Ah, another child of a person who's definitely broken every bone in their body at least once, Greetings!

[spiral patrol]

NGL, the gif made me die laughing irl

[hollow ibex]

nacho so cute

[hollow ibex]

never bring them near the ferrets. while its unlikely the ferret will attack the rabbits will FREAK OUT its like hardcoded into them

[slow canyon]

we didn't even get the rabbits in until after the ferrets were adopted, but don't worry we would have had them in completely separate rooms

[hollow ibex]

thats good

[civic sun]

It's Badger

[hollow ibex]

oh did they move it to bepeepo?

[civic sun]

Yes we are watching Beepo

[hollow ibex]

lol i auto assumed nacho but now that i look at it thats to dark for nacho

[tall path]

Can confirm this my rabbits flipped their shit if they smelled the ferrets on me

Rehoming them to a rescue was one part severe allergies one part that sucked for them

Bunnies are cool pets though I would have them again if my allergies disappeared

Maybe not but I like the idea lol

[hollow ibex]

i feel like ive seen a rabbit close to a ferret in a exotics store

[tall path]

I get my rabbit fix at work tho

[hollow ibex]

you get like every animal at work

[tall path]

Yeah some stores house them near each other

[tall path]

Bunnies to serval cats and many other things

[hollow ibex]

i didnt even know some of them existed as pets

[slow canyon]

rabbits are my dream pet and I want to adopt every single one we get at work 😭 I can't get any til I move out of my parents house lol

[hollow ibex]

do you have the ability to move channels and if so can you move #streamclips back up above streamchat i keep clicking on it instead of ferret chat LOL

[open sable]

What animal was the most clingy to you at work shaye? Yknow like always wanting to be held or smth

[hushed crescent]

I miss seeing the exotics at the hospital I worked at 😮‍💨

[hollow ibex]

Ghost ping 0_o

[tall path]

Cockatoos

I don't trust like that tho

[scenic tiger]

#ShayeNSawFund

[steady ore]

https://tenor.com/view/stitch-chainsaw-gif-27357232

[patent flax]

Strangely today....this was me at work.

[torn gorge]

Post noods

[pallid mango]

someone say noods

[odd bone]

my noodles now have a pool

[torn gorge]

I love when they

[storm trench]

Oh my goodness, avert your eyes!

[torn gorge]

I bet they were bouncing their butts off 😆

[storm trench]

I love how they instantly get 100% wider when they sploot.

Jello animals.

[tidal ocean]

https://ferrets.piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/File:Mocha-chonky.jpg#/media/File:Mocha-chonky.jpg

[torn gorge]

Indeed

[tidal ocean]

also https://ferrets.piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/File:Mocha-sleepy.jpg#/media/File:Mocha-sleepy.jpg

[torn gorge]

That was peak chonk mocha tho, mine is baby cheese

[tidal ocean]

that cheese pic always reminds me of the hungover pickle one

https://ferrets.piratesoftware.wiki/w/index.php?curid=288

pickle pics are the best

[torn gorge]

Ferrets are so shaped

[tidal ocean]

indeed

I love it when they

[tidal ocean]

HENWY

[odd bone]

not fully yet, but got some bounce

[pallid mango]

https://ferrets.piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/Henry#/media/File:Henry_Comfy.jpg

[tidal ocean]

we need henwy dance videos

[tall path]

Henry going to pictures again this weekend :)

I will have new fun pictures, it's tea party themed this time

[hollow ibex]

Henwy pictures yay

Some good pictures

[tidal ocean]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JWLxB6lEnEE

we need something like this

but with the noods

[hollow ibex]

Kurt is a great kitty

[shut saffron]

Easter Henry one of my faves

[gleaming eagle]

...?

mods 🍞

[coral mango]

[untold relic]

any chance of getting another ferret plushie soon? 😄

[pastel summit]

need a Henry plushie

[modest lake]

giv pickle and peanut plush

[slate helm]

I would like a Henry plushie that the money goes directly towards any medical expenses he ends up having

[shut saffron]

I would like 5 Henry plushes, plz.

[tidal ocean]

I need a pickl hoodie

[hollow ibex]

honestly you could make one

shirts have tons of websites for that

idk if i would wear it in public tho

[tidal ocean]

I think I would

Ferret hoodie best hoodie

[hollow ibex]

idk im to anxious to wear a hoodie with ears in public LOL

id wear a fert shirt tho

[tidal ocean]

Id at least want the fur pattern (like pickle), not too sure about added ears

But I’d be good with either

[hollow ibex]

omg shes so cute

peep baby

[tidal ocean]

Silly baby

[hollow ibex]

i love how floofy she looks

[torn gorge]

Lil peep ❤️

[hushed crescent]

I would, but I'm also an out and out weirdo, so it wouldn't surprise people lol

[tidal ocean]

Bedhead floof

[hushed crescent]

But yes, fert coat colored hoodie

[hollow ibex]

im misto now

[torn gorge]

Peep

[hollow ibex]

i love peepo

poofy tail bebe

[random roost]

Oh god, every time someone mentions Ferret Merch, I’m reminded of the guy who asked if Thor would sell a Henry Bobblehead

[low pumice]

Water bottle bad, but I love her

What about a gta clone starring Henry@random roost

[hollow ibex]

water bottles are not bad

common myth

heres what shaye said

#ferretchat message

sorry, just had this convo in the other ferret discord lol

[low pumice]

I take Shaye's experience in the highest regard, I'm convinced she's probably in the top 5 most ferret knowledgeable people in the country, but I wish there were more scientific studies done.. I don't get it.

[hollow ibex]

there are many people who say bottles are bad, but they are not. and yeah there and not NEARLY enough ferret studies

the internet is very often wrong ><

[low pumice]

Addendum: Shaye may be the #1 most knowledgeable ferret person in the country, but there are 340 million people here, and i haven't met them all.. so I'm being conservative

[low pumice]

You're darn right.. anecdotal evidence is better than no evidence, but legit studies would be far... far superior

[storm trench]

So many studies with the model organism... not many studies on the model organism

[low pumice]

Yup

I wonder if studies have been done in Japan that haven't really been widely available here because J -> E is one of the bigger language barriers..
Because ferrets have become increasingly popular lately as pets in japan

[median fox]

Suddenly realized that the music choice of the ferret stream, along with its chill vibes, makes it the perfect thing to fall asleep to

[hollow ibex]

maybe! there are likely people who could translate that stuff

[median fox]

There are people who pick up that language specifically to translate that stuff.

And the common thing noted is that idioms do not translate well at all, because those are mostly a cultural thing

[hollow ibex]

its wonderful (made by @idle lion )

[brittle helm]

Beans I Turned Myself Into A Pickle I'M PICKLE FERREEET

[low pumice]

I've been learning on and off for 7 or 8 years.. I can barely stumble through classic video games.. then again.. it was only in my free time and my career is very time consuming

[hollow ibex]

japanese is so hard im not even gonna attempt it lol

[torn gorge]

Funniest shit ive ever seen

[edgy osprey]

If its an academic study there shouldnt be idioms in it or at least very few (if its not a study about language)
At least thats the standard for most academic papers ive seen
Now, highly specific terms in japanese that use kanji noone has used in 200 years may be a different hurdle

[torn gorge]

Shaye has friends in the japanese ferret community and ive seen them communicate in japanese on twitter... You know in case you thought there are limits to the awesome

[torn gorge]

I feel like those are more likely to appear in literature than scientific materials

[edgy osprey]

Very true, rift just mentioned them

[brittle helm]

Compressed The Video For Yall So Now Anyone Can Upload It

hope i did good

[fringe vapor]

sneeze got stuck... dang it!!

[hollow ibex]

study about animals that can taste sweet, and ferrets are included https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3307064/

:)

[brittle helm]

(o₆o)< yooooooooooo

[tall path]

Ferrets are CRACK HEADS for anything sweet

Beans used to try and climb me to get my ice cream (he never succeeded)

[hollow ibex]

nooo thats so bad tho

[tall path]

(Anything sweet unless its meds apparently because that would be too easy)

[hollow ibex]

ive heard a reason for marshals loving sweet corn is because they are fed that first

[shut saffron]

Little ice cream goblins

[hollow ibex]

lol

[tall path]

Example metronidazole is the most offensive oral medication you can ever give a ferret because it's so horribly bitter but I've discovered the key flavor combo is marshmallow + peanut butter (sugar free) because it cuts the bitter entirely

[hollow ibex]

yummy

i would eat that

[tall path]

It went from a 100% stressful med to give to a 10% stressful med

Across many ferrets lol

[hollow ibex]

whats the worst one

right now

[tall path]

If you give them straight metro they will gag and foam and claw their mouths and freak out because it's gross

Uhhhh pred because they're dramatic

And I don't usually flavor pred

But its really not that bitter

[hollow ibex]

that one pic of meds is so funny'

[tall path]

(I have inadvertently tasted most meds)

[tall path]

Okay that was just syringe feeding

But she's a drama queen so I have to scruff her

[hollow ibex]

have you tasted the salmon oil?

[hollow ibex]

ik but like it fits

[tall path]

She's literally so bougie and offended by everything jasmine was raised as a princess

[hollow ibex]

thats jasmine right?

YES i was right

she has bald neck

[tall path]

She's got naked neck right now because the ER thought she had cancer / big lymph nodes and scared the shit out of her dad but it was just fat

[hollow ibex]

glad its not cancer

she looks like a princess

[tall path]

Her dad spoiled the hell out of her

[low pumice]

That is disturbing and hilarious out of context 🤣

[tall path]

But not in a bad way

She just has ✨high standards✨

[hollow ibex]

OH NO

I DIDNT THINK ABOUT IT LIKE THAT LMAOO

ferret eater chases me everywhere lol

[low pumice]

🤣 🤣 🤣 just a dash of cinnamon and sugar

[low pumice]

To my dismay, husband has done that on purpose "if we're giving it to them, we need to know what they are taking" (that's not an exact quote, but yeah)

[tall path]

Honestly valid just don't taste chemo meds or chloramphenicol

Please don't let him give himself bone marrow suppression

[hollow ibex]

has anyone tasted the salmon oil?
-# i want to know what it tastes like lol

[idle lion]

-# no need to call me out like that

[low pumice]

I need to love him!

[tall path]

Salmon oil tastes like ass

[hollow ibex]

its not just you lmao

awplex too

[low pumice]

snort

[idle lion]

they are here 2?

[hollow ibex]

is it a little like the fish oil supplements

[hollow ibex]

dont think so

[tall path]

Yeah

[low pumice]

I'm 80% husband has

[hollow ibex]

yeah those are nasty

i do kinda like the texture

oil yummy

[low pumice]

We've been using "pickle juice", are you familiar with that shaye? No actual pickle juice, it's an oil blend. Curious about an opinion other than the one rescue I know that uses it

[torpid nexus]

Who? shaye?

[idle lion]

No awplex is someone else in another ferret server and we have a group of "ferret eaters"

[torpid nexus]

No i dont think they are

[idle lion]

Oh wait your saph lol sorry tired brain

[tall path]

Yeah pickle juice is a good blend

[torpid nexus]

lol yea i use my twitch name here

[tall path]

I actually don't use salmon oil much I use a 3-6-9 hemp oil based blend

[idle lion]

Its funny since my brain let me know you as gamerjamie from hd2 discord but not the other chat we were JUST talking in like 30 mins ago

[hollow ibex]

lol

i keep my same username to avoid trouble unless i dont want to connect accounts

[idle lion]

I keep the same theme for long times when I change I'll tell who I need 2

[undone cape]

Ferret clip of the day https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/OriginalSecretiveDurianTooSpicy-7Au2hBaWpZftCUGj

[torpid nexus]

Oh great ferret jesus shaye, hear my plea for a cam switch please

[violet owl]

Wait, I don't recognise this photo?! WHO DIS NOOD?! (I need to know for saving purposes lol)

[torn gorge]

Hawk (latte)

Isnt it on his wiki?

[violet owl]

Omg thank you, I need to save that. If it is I somehow missed it!

[torn gorge]

I double checked and it is, theres also a second one from this shoot on there

He so hamsome ✨

[violet owl]

Misto onesie, too!

[violet owl]

I'd 10000% need the ears tbh

[tall path]

sorry i had to deal with some stuff as soon as i got home from my 11 hour shift and im trying to wake myself up enough to stay up so i can clean

[fringe vapor]

ooof

Need cleaning robot nod

[torpid nexus]

Its fine, i figured you where busy anyways

[modern basin]

vile creature

[low pumice]

I'm going to nag you until you write a book, or long blog post!
Or until I learn enough from you to do it myself, then give you all the credit

[odd bone]

the packing peanut pit is a win

[hollow ibex]

Cute

[low pumice]

Awww. They're hugging each other with their fangs

[steady ore]

Amyth = Shaye’s ferret care student and future ferret care book writer for Shaye 😆 😉

[low pumice]

I wonder if ferrets recognize their reflection is them.. I held Rayna up to a mirror.. she didn't try to attack herself.. she attacks anyone who isn't her sister Willow..
Then again there's no scent 🤔

[tardy remnant]

you'd need to be a bit farther away from the mirror than usual and move her... however I can tell you that my sis and I tried with her ferrets and they were absolutely not interested in the mirror, no matter what we tried... which we thought was because of the "no scent" thing

[stray coral]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-ferrets-cute-cute-ferret-ferret-cute-gif-6237859641732984062

[torn gorge]

Tobert

[hollow ibex]

Scent is very important. Their vision is pretty terrible lol

[ripe rivet]

So do ferrets boggle like rats or is dooking how they show happiness

[torn gorge]

Dooking mostly

[hollow ibex]

They dook, and they back up with their mouth open, and they happy pant

And wardance

[ripe rivet]

Oh had a thought from my 1 braincell, wondering if there is a wireless gyro stable camera small enough to fit a hamster/rabbit ball for video ideas on the YouTube channel

[ripe rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/you-died-gif-9059314985743771972

Needs that and the sound clip

[ripe rivet]

https://vxtwitter.com/FerretPerHour/status/1949092344864870813?t=FdatM9sQdlGOhtG0vtPSPA&s=19

Ferret Every Hour (@FerretPerHour)

https://t.co/KrO3Yv9b2m

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jul 26, 2025, 1:00 PM

Love the automated accounts

Can't have them so the stream and pics is alll I get

[low pumice]

@torn gorge @ripe rivet

[ripe rivet]

Epic

[steady ore]

daww grandson!

[hollow ibex]

eeepe

just a snoot now

scrunchie sippies

[ripe rivet]

[hollow ibex]

mike RAAAAAAAH

[modest lake]

mikezilla

[hollow ibex]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ModernJoyousChamoisThunBeast-l2Whh6yKdXH5BZy3

stick battle

[ripe rivet]

Every time I see the stick joke I think of Becky let me smash

[hollow ibex]

beepeepo happy about foodies

goofball

aaand https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/IgnorantPreciousJaguarDoritosChip-j_CZ95IFUI7A0bNX

crime commiter and fellow nut investigate

[torpid nexus]

@tall path heads up, the nuts found a new toy in the form of a water bowl, its gone off on a adventure somewhere in genpop.

[rocky egret]

Noodle criminals

[hollow ibex]

they are watching 👀

[limpid snow]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SaltyPleasantFishNotLikeThis-J943WSmJ-X9I32Un

[steady ore]

Not surprised 🥜

[limpid snow]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/CallousFastChoughSeemsGood-Z6fN_yP_qdQgK1AJ

henry did a lil roll

[open sable]

nobody shoot him with lasers

[undone cape]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ThirstyPleasantBadgerJKanStyle-yRqEAEeNpz7U8EYJ

[knotty cradle]

Sufferfeesh has.... suffered even more deeply.

[hollow ibex]

the HORROR

[hushed crescent]

Oh the humanity!

[violet owl]

I missed this, so here's my response: Stick Stick Stick Stick Stick Stick Stick Stick Stick Stick Stick Stick Sticky Sticky Stick Stick

[violet owl]

She knew EXACTLY what she was doing

[violet owl]

So happy she started wardancing too cute

[undone cape]

Ferret clip of the day https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/BoredArborealTofuFailFish-lp8myutamLLk1xww

[violet owl]

My partner shared this with me and now I'm sharing this with you because she looks adorable!

https://imgur.com/gallery/introducing-peaches-first-girl-rR3WvId

[civic sun]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/EmpathicConfidentQuailGingerPower-fhZsjqHCwaCm2wp-

[torn gorge]

Old onyo clip https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/BrightTardyScorpionPrimeMe-OmLjf5k5ZAGCRYMC

[shut galleon]

are it's eyes gone now?

[knotty cradle]

Yeah, apparently the washer took em out

[shut galleon]

atleast they accounted for, was worried ferts stole them

[cinder sierra]

Ok coming mid way into that conversation, em Like.. 'the washer took WHOS EYES?!'

[noble ember]

my eyyyyeeesssss PJ my eyyeeeesssss!

[torn gorge]

Pretty little Eugene

[open sable]

those eyes, they're plotting something

[ripe rivet]

https://vxtwitter.com/FerretPerHour/status/1949198042516881808?t=1v5sGR368joyGbYtK0OoqQ&s=19

Ferret Every Hour (@FerretPerHour)

https://t.co/JDmA3VQXw9

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jul 26, 2025, 8:00 PM

[open sable]

Wittle baby

[hollow ibex]

i luv the pretty girls

[civic sun]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/CallousJazzyPoultryMcaT-mpmX9e-0tsvbL0jR

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/AgileKitschyPlumageRickroll-timU7MmjGbJAAEjz

[stray coral]

free snacc chef

[cinder sierra]

Uppies pwease. 🥰

[ripe rivet]

Brother, I require a meat stick

[undone cape]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/FragileIgnorantGarlicYouDontSay-Ug_WJhWRqnse9Ruv

[undone cape]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/InquisitivePoisedKleeGivePLZ-dgaQVaWrWVUds1Jo

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/RespectfulFitWaspPeteZaroll-y_iJW3sSpLikXaKf

[knotty cradle]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/AliveAbstemiousMartenDendiFace-8hnaiDfkUZ7Rvl-i

[tidal ocean]

chaos has been released

[pastel summit]

[rocky egret]

https://i.imgur.io/7FzUDZT.mp4

[limpid snow]

This ones pickle right?

[tidal ocean]

Yep, tis the pickl

[limpid snow]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/BelovedFaithfulCakeRlyTho-LfKvWzjcXCd7eAP8

[rocky egret]

further proof of no spine

[light basalt]

Crazy babies

[hollow ibex]

Eugene want to be free

Cheese too

And is that mimi or is it deme

Also tito

[light basalt]

Its Demeter

[hollow ibex]

they look the sameee

lol

Maybe mimi has bigger peets

[light basalt]

Mimi is more silver, demeter and maitai look really similar but maitai has more red eyes

[hollow ibex]

ty

[civic sun]

Cheese really knows how to pose for photo a real model in the last one

[limpid snow]

i love these babies so much

[hollow ibex]

Same

[rocky egret]

Misto is a cutie

[limpid snow]

my god look at all that

its overwhelming cute

[stray coral]

delicious

[civic sun]

Is it Chili laying on his back at the end of the first video?

[hushed crescent]

Trying to stash mid tug o war 😅

Someone is playing peek'a'weasel is the back of the 2nd to last video 😂

[hollow ibex]

MISTOOO

[hollow ibex]

Chili lmao

[light basalt]

Haha yeah

[hollow ibex]

He is so cute

[outer tinsel]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SleepyPlainJayTebowing-fPZl8TzmsVlY4XZC

[upbeat prairie]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/OpenRefinedPeanutYouWHY-j1xS-RKwh7Knh5uC

[light basalt]

Mike and Maisy photos!

[hollow ibex]

AWW THE HAPPY PANT

[cosmic warren]

little fellas

[hollow ibex]

and also a hiss at the end lol

wonder who that was

[light basalt]

That would be Maisy

She hisses when she stashes things

[hollow ibex]

haha

shes so silly

i guess she hisses when happy? thats odd lol

or maybe shes like territorial

[light basalt]

Meanut hisses all the time too

Im pretty sure its playful

[hollow ibex]

the normal hiss is for annoyed ferrets, but maybe those two use it in thier own ways lol

also the happy pant can sound a bit like hissing

thats the rapid repeating noise, and the hiss is like one short noise

[light basalt]

Milo and Maisy

[violet owl]

He's such a ham

[knotty cradle]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/CoweringPoorLettuceDoritosChip-EfC53WrLFI2NuyQh

[violet owl]

I mean, for Peanut it would make sense I guess, since she's deaf she doesn't know any different than to use it however she wants lol

[hollow ibex]

mhm

although shes only half deaf

[torn gorge]

But full menace

[hollow ibex]

yep

[storm trench]

What poise! What grace! What perfect curvature! 10 points for this perfect embrace of athleticism

[low pumice]

Sweet carpet snake

I assume by the look of the door those are Ferret Nation cages in the rescue?

[low pumice]

We have one that just randomly hisses when she runs around with her sister. It doesn't seem to be for any specific reason 🤷‍♀️

[torn gorge]

Yup, largest ferret nation afaik

[low pumice]

Noice
I swear by them

[tall path]

Yep two stories zip tied together well

Love FNs the modular capabilities are endless

[hollow ibex]

cheese in the back menacing