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floppa>>>
aaand added to the folder
cheese!!
pickle!
dip max
and on the other monitor, le chonk
more added 
you're going to fill up my pc with all these
I only have one screen atm ๐ญ
Youre welcome 
you can set up a slideshow on windows
to cycle through a bunch of pics
Yeah but its mostly covered... Maybe ill make one in the future when i have a better setup
Me too, I still use the windows slide show as my desktop background, cause I can't NOT ๐ Everyday when I boot up my pc I'm greeted with a different cute ferret pic and it just brightens my day immediately
worth it for that alone tbh!
All i need is pickle 
Ohkay that's more than I do ๐ Tbf I did mostly go for ones that looked good on the monitor :3 But I'm always adding more 
Who dis? Scrunkly! 
Mocha and max
I had NO idea Mocha used to have colour on his head O_O
adorable
Yeah its from back when he first started walking. He looked very different
mocha yea?
where his peets?? did he get them
those are toe socks
He's the one on the right, yeah?
Yeah those toe socks are the only reason I'd recognise that's Mocha tbh (I never knew Max, but I heard of him โค๏ธ )
i heard he was a sweet old boy with a very cool coat pattern
He was 10 years old!! Super skrunkly
He always ran around with his tail up and you could see his tail pass by the babies cage sometimes
aw kinda like moxie
i want a view like the old one it seems like that one was really nice
Yeah i miss the closer cam
Max's wiki gallery has a lot of pics
He was punk rock with a little mohawk
i wish it was just a bit closer to the ground, so we could id waaay easier
omg fuzzy
Thor said he got a second camera and they plan on putting it on the floor with them
Hopefully they get around to setting it up soon
If you want to see him play with mocha check the !dim command on the channel
And from what I remember being told literally allergic to every food available to him ๐ญ Sweet scrunkly old man was special from what I hear
i love that clip
bruh i got an ad on it -_-
His allergies got worse with time, it was his body shutting down due to being so ancient ๐ญ
on a CLIP
Saaame xD My week is almost over though D: I've been spreading ferret emotes mostly everywhere :3
Max was one of grandpas favorite husbands too
also, how does the chat on that clip still work? is there a way to have chat always show
Its a highlight, they work a little different
Notice its also over a minute long which is the cap for clips
i soo wish i could see old chat on clips lol
The community we have now didnt form yet
ik but like it runs out it a couple months i wish it was like 6 months at least
But thor had more time for the channel so youd see him more
The side channel blew up like a month or two after i started watching the ferts and the rest is history...
Ya
chat, you know those mini cameras people sometimes put on their pet collars and stuff. if one ferret were to wear one during playtime, who'd be the one you'd want to see
Pickle. It would get destroyed in seconds tho
indeed, ferrets are the Main channel. anyone who tells you otherwise is lying ๐
and i agree with Shoon there
Mocha, I want to see him ninja!
mocha would probably just sploot
Stabilized Henry cam
i would want to see misto carpet shark
Henry peet prints from stepping in soop ๐
Henry is at the top on the pastel blankie
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SincereUgliestOctopusHoneyBadger-z9TTb3iIz9bsJwls lol we both clipped it
From a few days ago
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Beans and Mike check up on sleeping Henry"
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/LaconicCleanMangoRalpherZ-bJ5z_RB7xKU_fS0J
well, I think we're gonna be here for the forseeable future
23% increase in ad revenue is crazy. 
Good for the ferrets bad for the ferret degens.

I'm glad everyone is being so nice to Henry ๐
Its the oldies, they are normaly nice to henry
Give him a chance and he will end up in their sleep pile in the cage
moxie scarf :O
Oldies are so sweet.. they always try to clean henny and he hates it ๐
well they know to do it when he eeps lol
reminds me of grannies and granpas always doting on their grandkids.
In before ferret stream docking comments.
so ... keep in mind, we dont know who PirateSoftware is here in the ferret chat ๐
What is a pirate?
Is that a thief that steals ferrets?
maybe!
Wigglers are not aquatic enough to be kept with pirates
or he just steal cuddles from ferrets
This had me laughing far too hard. The tiny legs trying so hard to escape the rice bin
it's something about torrenting, right? /j
sips angirly
Looking like a pirate.
yarr, this is oil is mine now.
the oil is the rum

my heartstrings thats so cute
I'm laughing
You were totally unaware, he was like BIG FERRET, MUST KILL!
my head canon is now vinny is a mobster that just got orders from the boss
im dead ๐คฃ๐. His wardance is in sync with the stream music. Big boss fight! ๐
Smol screen
On the left is my original Beans. Pre-ordered when they were first announced, it's been the unofficial mascot of my Year 4 class for the entire time since.
On the right is one that one of my students brought in today. Never seen two in one place, but it made me so happy
@tall path ... they're multiplying 
Pog
Double beans!! Hide your ears
one bean per ear
new earring idea 
Chilling
mango starting to overflow again
close to eepimg
whats their name?
He is called Ken
ken's a handsome boy!
Look at this cute little noodle! 
does the rice pit have to get refilled
Can I share a discord sticker I made here? Y'all might like it ๐ (it's fert related)
Shouldn't be an issue
FACE
"I'm aaalways watching"
Teef!!
I need to know who this was, they craycray 
I renamed the clip, Toby. And Shaye shared it on Twitter xD
https://x.com/RiverMakes/status/1925908882699747338 Toby and https://x.com/RiverMakes/status/1925951404453044693 Other clip of Vinny driveby
Silly ferrets. lol
Always doing crazy shenanigans. 
Good god! Beans is taking over the world!
He's spreading word of King Henry.
Yay Grandson! 
<@&1205964292151713792>

I don't think the ferrets in the mango have moved in about 4 hours, is the stream working properly?
Camera feed frozen right now, I'm sure it'll get fixed soon enough 
Ahh cool. Thanks ๐
The camera just can't handle the cuteness of the ferrets.
frozen stream: forever eddie butt (and teep head)
fun game of wheres waldo but its kitty
Gizmo (left) and Willow being tricked into taking meds
can we sneak them treats after meds
oh are they both roan ferrets? they have very cute masks
i wonder how much money they make per viewer, how much we're worth in the literal sense
The soup is the treat ๐คช
Willows a blaze, she's got the white markings on her head, and she's deaf (although we think it's only partially) I guess that makes gizmo a roan, idk I had to look that one up
roan is just any ferret with 50% or more of their guard hairs white
i think its a very cute look
ex. cheese is a roan
Probs then.
I don't know which pirate ferrets are which. Maybe I'll learn when vacation starts
This is cheese. She is a model and a boss
"I am the cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna combined!"
cheese is the prettiest
This is also cheese -> 
more cheese plz ๐
the classic
bonus points to anyone who gets that reference
I would give that ferret many kisses
Cheese is no Willow though
They look like they could be cousins
I love Cheese's under eye markings
Willow is the sweetest. She doesn't have a mean bone in her body. If either ferret tries to do the dominance battle, she runs and hides. The rescue said she was a little "specially" we do think she might be cognitively different. So we're the most protective of her. When she was diagnosed with insulinoma it broke me a little
She tries to be friends with Mina, our tortie cat, but she's a little different as well. Willow will approach her and make eye contact, and Mina will look and then walk away
Those are very sweet. I assume that's a pirate ferret?
Old picture of Willow (right). Looks so different
They are in a pillow case
Yes cheese is the chairwoman of the board for the ferretsoftware business
She is the 3rd ferret they ever got and while mild mannered and sweet she will kick ass if provoked
Roan ferrets tend to white out as they get older, thats probably why willow looks different now. You can see it with cheese too
This is one of her newest photos
also almost all waardies roan out
Cheese is a cutie
@tall path we require Henry photos. Hehehe
No. Shaye just took a photo of Henry in his tiny bed. I mean that photo
wiki discord lucky peeps :P
How do pirate software ferrets get access to shoes?
theft 
I just uploaded it to the wiki?
ik
58 henry pics
Only henry does as he is shayes human son and they live together
Henry accepts Fig for kissies.
Same as he accepts moxie for scarf
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/TriumphantSincereSoybeanFreakinStinkin-ityir0n6oebptTHA
I see Kitty's camera ice spell has ended. 
Jebus. It got crazy trying to remember everyone's dosages an when.. finally made a checklist. Annoyed the colors on the printout were way darker than the document
Shaye does this for like 20 ferrets every day 
Shaye is a wizard
More so because its all mentaly tracked i belive
Shaye is a force of nature
shayes superpower is taking care of and loving ferrets
And other animals, they got a whole menagerie
ya, can't forget little Gort
As long its not sugarglider 
sugar gliders are cute
i have a terrible story about a sugarglider i will not tell it but they cute goobers
Sugar gliders are terrifying they have razor sharp extremely long teeth
Arent sugar gliders the worst biters ever? Shaye mentioned it before
No risk of flying ferrets in this rescue im afraid (except for onion)
She cray cray
when she isn't crazy shes charging up her silly
Onion is airborne tho
one of the climbing ferrets can climb down iirc? does anyone have a clip of that
Jinx. There might be buti dont have an easy way of finding it atm...
Yeah it's all in my brain ๐ Its a developed skill
I hate sugar gliders
Probably for the best. Onion doesnt need a flying army for her crime empire 
Shaye can make ferrets fly
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/FantasticVainHerdMau5-cvX5wbeDV6_3CrrU
might be sorcery
@tall path please close up cage cam while you clean 
I have this one https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/PopularKawaiiSalsifyBuddhaBar-JeRqRMJNmy3BACJb
what is the worst bite you have gotten at work
do macaws just like slice your finger in half because they dont have teeth
It's 400psi of bite pressure, he could have
If he really wanted to
I just have permanent nerve damage in the tip of my left index finger from it
oh wow yeah that is scary
@tall path omg thank you
๐
Sneef
cam sniffa
Beautiful thing to wake up to. :)
Too cute! 
@torn gorge do you know who this could be? (sorry for the ping)
I need to see the nose unfortunately ๐
It was spotted
How spotted? ๐
Ill say thelma for now
you can see their pupils well at this position
This is a cutie
Aww Misto ๐
Omg how is he so cute?! THAT BLEP! 
Mitsyyyyy my heart!!!! โค๏ธ that was too cute!
Maisy flat head
Boof looking head
Awww someone wetted the night cam
So rude of them
Become ungovernable
i like seeing different angles now and then
we passed the inspection at least
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/NastyFunPlumageOptimizePrime-VWukxuvOBe-SWEy3
Big snoozah!

omg it's perfect
Pickle drawing King Henry 
YESSSS
You good there @knotty cradle i saw that
Yeah, just Stardew Valley farm co-op code xD
ALL HAIL THE KING, even Pickle.
pickl artist
Beans is likeโฆ why am I on surveillance now.. then retreats into pillowcase ๐
peanut is like: "oh, a water bottle. I eat"
princess peanut 
Hazel saw something and complain.
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/AmazonianGloriousChowderAliens-oszquVXzDNBLf2BG
Hey guys my ferret is really sick and has what sounds like a stuffed nose. But itโs getting worse and I donโt know what to do for him. I tried turning on the shower and letting steam build up but it didnโt help. Any ideas?
you can create a ticket here #ferret-ticket message
Ok
tbh, the ferret ticket is an option. If you think it is serious, go to a vet.
yes take ur ferret to a vet
aw, beans looks so sad :c
Poor cute beansie
beans wants a ferret box in his suite too

That is utterly adorable and I love it
beans being dramatic as always
Anyone have experience with these little donut beds? I can't get it to stay flat, so when a ferret gets into it the whole thing tips to one side
i think it is supposed to come with a weighted bottom so it doesnt flip
Mine didn't. Got three of them ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Been watching this same clip all day off and on. Trying to figure out if it's typical ferret behaviour to do this. Or if there was actually something that scared the lil kit. So, I'm here asking. It's from Kingsdown's stream.
i think they just got a little spooked by something outside maybe
I see. I didn't know what might have happened. So, I just wanted to ask here.
Perhaps you're right.
big eepy
my boy does that sometimes, I do some sound somewhere in the house and he just bolts to his safe place, even when in his cage. Some ferrets can be skittish.
I didn't know know that. Thank you for the education. I appreciate it.
f l a t p i c k l e
pickle ks now pickle shaped
worm transformation
Anyone know what animal this is?
The only time I've seen that, is when our ferrets were out in the main part of the house, and the husband came in the front door.
I can understand it. It's loud. They didn't know it was a door.. but that's the same type of scrambling
They could see the outside.. probably seemed very alien
Okay i see there's a window at the bottom of the screen. Ferrets often look at things from an angle. My money is 90% chance they saw something fast and unfamiliar through the window. Perhaps a bird
The marbled polecat (Vormela peregusna) is a small mammal belonging to the genus Vormela within the mustelid subfamily Ictonychinae. Vormela is from the German word Wรผrmlein, which means "little worm". The specific name peregusna comes from perehuznya (ะฟะตัะตะณัะทะฝั), which is Ukrainian for "polecat".[1] Marbled polecats are generally foun...
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it looks like a ferret from the flintstones
Thank you very much friend
Hah!
marbled polecat
i was saying i wanted to draw one the other day
this one
Very fashionable
I thought that polecat was ai for sure lmao
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SpunkyAnnoyingAlpacaBIRB-QVHk9Rfv02SEGpZ3
hello I have a question i'm looking to get 4 ferrets so does anyone have any good guides on how to raise ferrets
There is a lot to know. Shaye usually recommends the holistic ferret forum (should be on google)
Thanks
Just keep in mind ferrets are a lot of work and very expensive to maintain.
I can't stress enough the importance of doing your research before getting ferrets.
They may look easy to have. But it's a lot of work, and money.
I would also recommend joining the ferret subreddit discord everyone there is very helpful and there's a lot of information in the resources tab :)
When thor finally clones shaye everyone could have ferrets 
wanna heat an epic ferret fact that I recently found out
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/AltruisticPeacefulSeahorseResidentSleeper-Nu_e65mwiCUbuV9k
Naughty little noodles. 
Already sent a ticket but still.
Goofy childrens.
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they almost look like they aren't agents of chaos
Because of the crop i though this was gonna be a gif of like a news channel that's just about ferrets
Technically it is, just not new 
They want to learn how to read
looks like someone got inside the platform
Is it me or wasn't there a Maddie playtime yesterday?
maddie is on vacation rn
SNITCH! Ferrets cant even stash a magazine/graphic novel to read without chat snitching ๐
i didnt know posting anotherโs stream link that wasnt pirate/ferret software related was allowed
shaye supports them so its ok 
oh ok cool
Yesterday Cookie figured out she can jump between the 2 nursery areas, that's why there's a black tube now in the middle ๐
yeah i saw that
linking any cute ferret clips should be fine. If someone directly advertise own or any another streams, the ps team usually ask them to post it in https://discord.com/channels/162034058736435201/325213269679931402 instead.
Free hammock are they still in there I was nap
Yes I for one welcome Kingsdown ferrets and I am happy with any ferrets being posted here really
All ferret friends are friends
I want that one, Hazel lookin ass
she acts like hazel too lol (although she is a silver mitt and not a marked white)
shes crazy
From what I heard it was misto, and he got out
Pickle was trying to join him for a bit too
shes so special 
little guy is having a very eventful dream
dig dig dig
yawn but silly
macaroon 
Buncha little eepies 
Slinky snoot having fun with his little human
The sleepy comes fast
๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ
he's a big guy
almost as big as his little human
look at that though, sleeping, belly fully exposed. That's a happy little guy
man is eepy
The little hops, tuggin the toy along.
Ours love their rainbow worm
ferret fishing!!
The rainbow worm/snake is the absolute winner for some reason, we've gone through 5 of them
Not incredibly big i don't think, just long. I feel like he's on the thin side after shedding his winter chubs
@tall path Can you come please help the derpy ones in genpop? https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/PlacidWittyJellyfishWholeWheat-5c0QmXkG265iXnyw
Also i think thats chili that makes it rain
she is the real culprit lol
Assholes
they tried to put it back to cover their crimes lmao
They are punishing you for maddie not being there while doing more important things and not letting them out 
Menaces I will let them out soon I'm going to try my new floor cleaner
I have felt icky all day
oh no!
Are you doing okay?
Alas this cleaner does nothing with this type of carpet, at least it will be good for the hardwood floors
well thats unfortunate. damn you berber
:( noooo
I'm just tired and I have chronic pain + fatigue
I'm sorry. I hope you feel better soon Shaye.
Haven't seen this one before
Torn on that.. I've read and heard from several sources that it's not good for ferrets to use a water bottle feeder like that however our old lady Sushi is fighting 3 different bacterial infections, and she's deaf and blind, so don't want her to become dehydrated figuring out a new water system, but our young Clyde constantly puts his paws in the fountain... so we're worried about reinfection. Husb follows Sushi wherever she goes right away to try to negate tracking onto feet and reintroducing the bacteria... however, we do have to sleep a few hours a night where we can't directly intervene ๐
Water bottles are fine to use
Its good to have both a bowl and a bottle
Water bottles aren't a risk for teeth damage unless they are avid chewers of the spout, and they can maintain hydration with them just fine
I have several who can only use bottles and they are not dehydrated in the slightest
At work we only give ferrets that are staying with us for the day water bottles because they dump out their water otherwise
The pictures of teeth damage people post as evidence against water bottles is always from bar biting
Example
This pattern is from bar biting, from hooking the teeth on cage bars and engaging in the repetitive motion, wearing them down, note how it's extremely parallel on both teeth and focused more towards the inside of the tooth towards the oral cavity
Again if they chew on the spout, it's worth being wary of, but I still say offering both bottle and bowl is best practice in case they dig the water out from the bowl as ferrets tend to do (looks at peanut)
I was looking at this video yesterday from Henry week 1 and he was sooooooo skinny and sad
Our Nascar driver! 
Poor Henry ๐ญ I'm glad he's much better now!
Itโs honestly amazing to see how well Henry is adapting, especially with 60% of his brain being scar tissue. Just goes to show how resilient and capable animals can be โ heโs a little fighter with a big heart! 
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Henry: Many speed, such dodge, very turn!"
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Henry has places to be, things to inspect!"
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ColdbloodedDirtyEelDendiFace-OorZ6bL1iIqZaBG2
this just proves how well you have been caring for him. i mean he is literally your son 
omg why is it so smol
anyways that henwy
Poor noodle ๐ฅบ That was a good jump too
Henry is going so fast in some of these clips!
The adorableness is off the charts, wheres shaye with a camera when needed
shaye we need a picture
Is it just me, or is Peanut sleeping on Henry more than she's sleeping next to him? ๐
yeah she is lol
Oh she is on him
shes his blankie
or he's practicing his couch impression
oop she gone
poor Henry, abandoned to the cold
Folding the basket worked Shaye! Fig got into it
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/AthleticTameClipsmomNotATK-JeOTmLhiuOelWj6J
The fact that the camera stuttered twice while cash was mid fall is just glorious
Heโs too powerful for the camera 
Hes so good at it now!! God job henry 
Henry always does his best 
Lol
Mocha stops to wonder how he got there lol
He's like "who did this to me ?"
I was very confused reading the title until I saw it was Peacenut and not Peanut
Henry is getting cleaned by all the ladies today
he's a charmer
I get confused like that when I wake up too
Well now we know Salsa is the real I.T. genius of the rescue
One of the reasons I love him so much, he reminds me so much of my old cat in moments like that ๐ฅฒ
Is it just me, or does Henry look bigger tha nMocha in that clip? My brain is so confused rn lol
Henry kinda chunked up
Good for him! ๐ My brain is just really confused about the concept of Henry being bigger than Mocha 
Henry is the apex ferret
Big AND super fast
activate bottle brush, dooking, and war dancing
What are some good resources for educating myself on ferrets care.
hollistic ferret forum and theres a reddit discord link here somewhere, ill tag it to you
this @inner turret
Also theres the resident care taker and exotic vet shaye for if you need help aswell on the vet and normal care side
Thatโs so much yโall are the best!
@knotty cradle M&M are out. 
very cute toob wars going on rn
@fiery compass le kitty
THANK YOU I love her
She is a floor food creature and will generate power with her tail
you might not like it, but Henry is what peak performance looks like. 
kitty
i love the skitter sounds ferrets make
you can hear the same pitter patters from my babies too, you know where they are always ๐ญ
yeah they got little nails on their peets that make a pitter patter noise
Shaye we have a mission for you when you can, get big mike on video dooking please
yes pleaseee
macaroooon
shes so cute
How often does Henry get let out?
He must have his speeeens
Henry generating so much energy it's throwing off the camera focus
legends say that henry spins to keep the EARTH itself spinning
These silly kits. Always sleeping in the litterbox nowadays. lol
Comfy
Huge 
meganoodle
moms working overtime to clean their little wigglers lol
and of course macaroon is in there
loki sploot
that's like... five beanses...
forget beans, that's the whole damn burrito
Is sheโฆ sleeping on henrys face 
Oh my. Thats 100% a polecat hybrid. Im gonna guess like 7 pounds
i mean, partially xD
It kinda looks like henry is saying hello to her in his sleep
Ferret meeting = butt sniffa
Polecat hybrid, or just future pic of Big Mike??
Putting the big in big mike
at that size, I'd be worried for my own wellbeing
That's rapidly going from "love bites" to "didn't I have 10 fingers a minute ago??"...
That is the ferret equivalent of โoh lord he cominโ
That's no ferret, that's a familiar now lol
More like a mount
Is it the VONS playgroup out right now? I'm not very good at recognizing them yet.
VONS was out, now its PMS
Big Mike in about 3 months
Which noodle is that?
Uppies!!
Found these critters at a petco
Free the noodles! But also, didn't know they were $400+ and you can't just buy one
im way better at doodling them now but this was just a quick little thing i did a couple months ago
i did most of the other genpop ones but i dont know where the drawings are :p
does he snore
Sorry for the horribly late response, no he doesn't amazingly
He does sometimes dook in his sleep
Like he's having a little conversation in his dream or something
I wish he'd dook more during waking hours, but he's mostly only dooking alot when happy playing
I love his voice
Hahaha classic salt
Big kiss
Stolen puff!
Was that a kiss or food steal
Definitely food stolen. It was actually Peanut who brought it over there and Cowboy tried to steal it
Peanut said that's mine
Go peanut! 

Other peanut! 
COW!!
@tall path I think the cam might need cleaning, or there is a weird shadow. Someone splashed it last time we had closeup cam
Ope I'll clean it in a little bit
VERY eepy pickle
theyve melted
roll!!
is this the eminem
yea
Nah, it's Slim and Shady

peanut can sense that uncle beanus has been released
Slinky be slinking in his dreams 
Like how Big Mike basically stuffed his nose in the Bean hole for a good sniff ๐
More like naughty peanut throws it in reverse n leaves present for maddie
Slinky says, โLets destroy the world together ferret human!โ
daww the young king henry was a speedy lil guy even when he was unwell. He has so much perseverance 
Shaye, is Cowboy alright? I thought he normally lived in the cage with the oldies, but it looked like you brought him in for playtime from somewhere else.
Hes been grumpy and trying to beat everyone up so he is currently on his own, probably in shayes office
Oh yeah he was chilling in my office so he didn't make the closet a mess
Henry is messaging us
oh my god
me wants story time with shaye
as someone who is still kinda new to not having functioning feet(almost 8 months now)... the text hits hard...
adorable
Some of genpop is out! 
Fighting for your right to own a ferret in California. LegalizeFerrets.org is leading the charge to remove ferrets from the restricted species list.
FYI folks, looks like CA fish and game might be voting on ferret classification, wild vs domestic, on June 11. If considered domestic, it'll move the process forward for making ferret ownership legal in CA.
Isnt the weather too hot for noodles there? Among other things
It can be, depends on the area
In the mountains or near the coast itโd probably be cool enough, in the central valley heck no
Itโll get to 110f+ down here in the summer sometimes
Awww the henwy
Not really
No valley tho
And California is way less hot then many other states that do allow ferrets. The reason they donโt allow them is a very old classification as non domestic animals.
Don't mind me, just casually sobbing
Texas allows them & they are fairly popular down here
I have cats, but my cats are ferrets at heart.
Oh goodie, he figured out how to pop the lids off, and now these storage cubes are worthless
And now that he knows I don't want him in there, that's all he wants to do
Now bro be stealin my Hey Dudes
you mean HIS storage cubes 
mischief noodles
Is that onion/salsa lol
i guess beans
oh yeah, onion was there already. my bad
Just at the pet store, buying ferret food, someone saw me carrying it and tried to give me two ferrets.
this is why I buy food online to prevent this temptation
They ate too much this cycle, and the food would have been a week late. Heh.
I have it scheduled for every 2 mo.
with 9 I don't take any chances and have it on monthly, lol
thats wild... I always thought how my sister got her two ferrets was weird, but since watching here I learned that was actually quite tame ^^ (when she moved in a new apartment, the previous tenant had left them behind with food and written instructions)
I just cant even imagine giving pets to someone I dont know anything about... Id forever worry
Poor noodles ๐ฆ
Ours too! 6 was too much
oh wow! This is amazing Shaye! So cool!
Amazing ad break there twitch 
First cowboy being accused being grumpy, and now heโs messy? No not Cowboy! Never! ๐
I'll buy it!
He says โtheres enrichment all over the place! Must conquer it all!โ
Are you looking to publish it? Just curious
I'd love to personally
Ok cool
Not to sound weird or anything, but my aunt is director of something or other at a publishing company and I'm sure I could hook you up with her!
She loves ferrets and watches the ferret stream too lol. I got her hooked
?
/positive
oh lol
The King's story must be told
I was like, is that too weird to say lol ๐
must spread the word of Henry!
Maybe do a ferret ticket and give Shaye the info there? I don't know how often they watch this chat, an offer like that can easily get missed.
Maybe?
I just don't want to appear parasocial or anything lol
Lemme see what my aunt thinks
If you phrase it similar to like you did here then I don't think they'd take it as parasocial, just friendly community help and networking.
15/10 I would buy the Henry picture book! I love Henry, I love Shaye's art, I'm already sold!
Ohhh really???? Wait that's so cool
Yeah let me know what your aunt thinks I've never published anything before
Already sold on Henry the Brave and waiting on the next series of Snailโs House ferret book collectionโฆ โBeanus Weanusโ, โTrashman Chiliโ, โOnion Croft: Escape Artistโ, โCowboy Adventures: Get off my lawn Editionโ, โKittyโs Unsolved Mysteries: Where have all the lambies gone?โ, etcโฆ
legend of torch where he fights the goat
Mouse's flying lessons, Loki's secret stash, Salt and the gate of opportunities, Demeter the noseball champion, Cheese and the perfect picture, Just another Pickle day
"Baby Peanut chases Uncle Beans ALL DAY LONG" ๐ฅฒ
Will do! What's the best way to contact you? Mod ticket?
You can just DM me!
Sweet. I've texted her, I'll let you know what she says!
its the tuff of messy hair for me 
Its the artful mess of a model
such good and close photos โค๏ธ
Cute little Lua. You would never know he was a menace by looking at that cute himbo face. 
Adorable lil bean!

kalu so cute here but we know hes an ear harasser at night
โEars? What are those? I would never!!!โ
beans whyyy your poor teefers
He wants to be free
yeah but he doesnt realize how bad it is for his teefs >_<
thats bad for them?
i would have thought its ok for them, because guinea pigs do that all the time to shorten their teeth
idk tho i dont have ferrets
its pretty bad
Ferret teeth arent always growing like rats and the like
thats repeat offender though
beans does it a decent amount
This is going to be an amazing book, Shaye!
Henry looks absolutely adorable in your book!
I can't wait for it to be finished!
Husband said he thinks we have an infestation problem, and he sent me this
Cute noodles ๐
Thanks! It's rare to catch the three of them sleeping together
And the other two have to be in a separate room
I'm a professional exterminator, I recommend lots of cuddling with them and gentle snoot booping to get rid of the issue
oh wait
I think this might make it worse
oh well
Yeah i heard that's how new ferrets are made
They release a toxin into the air that disregulates the parietal cortex and frontal cortex, so you can't do regular math anymore, only ferret math
is very much the same as cat math
Also i hate that everyone on tiktok / YT holds their ferrets this way, support their bums as well
Hey Shaye
I'm not going to ping and bother her, so no one ping on my behalf please.
Do you recommend a floor cleaner that's ferret safe for daily use? We're deep cleaning their rooms every day instead of once a week since Sushi has 2 recurring bacterial infections
Obviously mopping with a floor cleaner with chemicals that aren't good for them everyday is not a great idea
tried DMing you and it didn't go through??
https://discord.gg/ferrets the r/ferrets discord is a good resource too
i think this is actually a very comfy position for the ferret, unlike a cat of a dog its ok to hold them like this for a short term time. correct me if im wrong though, im not completely sure
CAUGHT! ๐
It didn't work for me either humm I'll add you as a friend then try
Ohh it says you're not accepting friend requesrs
I like F10 because it's a commercially available disinfectant that's animal safe, odorless and kills basically all bacteria
You buy the concentrate online and mix it in a spray bottle yourself so it lasts a while
k I sent you a friend request
Thanks Shaye ordering now
Arrives tuesday
Hey does someone have a link to the rescue's wishlist?
hes so cute
bath time for the goof peanut
long ferret
lucky is the other one
mouse!
I hate this so much 
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
Gemini was asked to create a Bezo ferret; shudders in nightmare fuel
cutie ๐
its horrible ( the ai one)
a ferret is a snake in rats clothing running on cat software
anything AI is horrible
tru
seconded
Butt or head?
head and the darker one is a butt
Stinky noms
Thank you! Husb wants to wait until the 15th, but it's on my start tabs now
so angry he decided to channel his anger into recreating a scene from Tremors
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Big Mike goes crazy for the frog in the ballpit"
Thanks mods
damn mods are quick today, thx mods 
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Maisy getting ready for business meeting!"
uppies AND ear inspection
yep
twitch i am subbed lmao
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Constable Pickle trying to prevent escape!"
Oldies soup time feat. Fig and luna kiss ๐
how old is he?
Oh yeah he's got some old man trash mouth for sure but not as bad as I pictured considering how old he is
About 13
I do brush his teeth and all out ferrets teeth with a soft brush made for baby humans
That's great
So all my ferrets have nice teeths
O brush my dogs teeth and cats so it was just like ehh part of the routine
wow he is old
He is a Marshall's aswell so I know his birthdau
yeah his teeth look very crusty but great for how old he is
Aweeee
i can never have ferrets, i am sick all the time (always have a cold for some reason). they look soo cute and cuddly tho...
my niece had them when i was young 4 or 5 ferrets, and one was white. the white one liked me alot. she allowed me to pet her all the time. was so cute. the brown ones always bit me... hard..
aww.. mouse looks like she is smiling for the photoshoot
Chili
Keeper of the canned goods
"You gotta pay the pasta tax"
I love coming in here and seeing the cool pics and clips of stuff I miss on the stream, and pics of other people's ferrets!!




