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You are probably neither their doctor (especially one that is specialised for such parts) nor a potential partner for adult activities, so it shouldn't really matter. Shaye is simply shaye-shaped, and the most important thing is that they are happy with their body 🤷♂️
(and its not like we as a community know anyways, thatd be weird)
shaye is 3 ferrets in a trenchcoat
i'm 3 trenchcoats wearing a ferret
Good shaped
okay, in short. shaye is weird. but we must all respect her. as he has the power to say things and know things. you never thought possible before about any kind of animal that can go to a exotic animal doctor.
Shaye is shaye-shaped & thor's legs are CGI
you get it
I'm slowly but surely catching on
also, what you said was an undertale reference
nice its playtime
got somethin to distract me now
i wonder if the blankets actually help w reducing messes? what if they poop under the blanket /genq
like a little? they do clean up the entire room
once ferret building is made it would be a solid concrete slab. for easy cleaning
current ferret room is technically a test room, on how to see what works and what doesn't
carpet... doesn't work, hard to clean
also #love_the_shaye_shaped_human
I’m glad shaye is shaye shaped
I feel like Big Mike is also 3 ferrets in a trenchcoat lol
Big Mike is on track to evolve into a hooman
Baby 🥺
Man, i was at pet smart today to get catfood, and they had one ferret in a cage by himself, for half off. I felt so bad for the little guy. Took everything i had not to buy him. 5 is my absolute limit. Heh.
:( poor guy i hope someone adopts him so he isnt alone
Me too. I kinda feel like they're trying to get out of the ferret business, last time i was there, they were on sale, but there were still 4.
Poor little noodle 😭
What a wonderful bond. Such togetherness. If only there was a way to capture it.
Mango pile
Cute cuddle puddle
someone was naughty and pooped on the ramp
looooong peets
PEEEETS - and ramp poo. Poor oldies can't hold it sometimes
i think i see peacenut and moxie too
I'm not sure, I can't think of who has a light tail but dark feet? I tried looking but they moved
I'm pretty sure the feet are eddie, the tail might be someone else though
Banana spilling out
eddie has a light tail though?
Does he? I honestly don't know lol
its not in any of his pictures for some reason
Yeah he does. Could also be luna maybe? Moxies tail is a little skrunklier
Like the tail might not belong to the same peets
Fert piles are like that
true
That's what I thought too..
i also see fig and pepperoni in there (based on noses)
I love the spillage & oozing lol
That is one dedicated thief. Lol
All the way up those stairs. Good job, master thief Ferret.
My shoe now!
Man I sure "love" ferret proofing
Clyde: I want to chew on the wires coming out of your computer
Me: Okay, I guess I'll crazy glue some pipe to the back sides of the computer desk
Clyde: okay, well I'm going to squeeze through the gap under your computer desk and chew on the wires.
Me: Okay, I'm going to drill holes in the back of the computer desk, and screw in a plank of wood so you can't go under there
Clyde: okay I'm going to climb the grate on the front of the computer, drop down the other side, and chew on the wires.
Me: Okay I'm going to attach a pipe in front of the computer, so the gap is too small to fit through, but the pipe is far enough back that you can't grip it and climb up
Clyde: okay, I'm going to wedge myself in the corner of the first pipe and the wall, turn around and shimmy my way straight up the corner like I'm freaking Lara Croft, get over the top of the pipe, drop down and chew on the wires
Me: I hate you
Him:
You got that right. Once he figured out how to get over the gate to the rest of the house. And that's all he wanted to do, so I had to modify it several times. When he figured out he can't make it over anymore (for now) he hissed at me. Ferret hisses are crazy sounding
In our old place, our Gizmo was obsessed with chewing on one specific cable. Of course it was the most expensive cable we had, a proprietary cable for a vr headset that at the time was like $170
ferret hissing is very jarring because it seems like a much louder noise compared to their relatively quiet dook noises. where as cats meow and hiss loudly so its not as shocking
I'm so glad I've never had a cable chewer 😭
I remember a clip of onion trying it
i hope none of the babies ever figure out that they like how wires taste
I dont think theyll have much of a chance luckily
Yea instead you have a beans and he causes enough wallet damage
One of mine likes the plastic my cpap tube is made out of.
So i have to make sure it's entirely out of reach before i let them out, or he will poke little holes all thru the thing.
And he's determined about it. Latches on so tight you can pick him up by lifting the tube.
Our idiots loooved paper, but each one had their own special thing
Yet. You never know what the next one's perks will be
Had to post this because it's ridiculous. While some of the glue that was used in combination with screwing in wood to keep Clyde out of the wires. We used empty litter pad boxes, and put exercise weights inside to block the gap temporarily so he can't get to the toxic glue. Takes 24 hours to cure apparently.
Husband's idea tbf
If there were no weights, Clyde would just ram them out of the way
As you should be. They become obsessed
How many personal ferrets does Shaye have?
wdym personal? if you mean overall they have 59 i think
I mean that lives with Shaye, not the rescue.
Thought i read she has her own ferret/s, could be wrong. Wasn't exactly seeking that info out
the rescue is at their home
Gotcha
Ghost was sort of a separate one, but that wasn't really by choice. Henry also lives separately but that's mainly for safety reasons.
Other than that I believe they're all housed in the rescue.
they are all in the same house, but most are in the playroom while only a few are not because quarantine/solo like henry
he groovin'
I think I only really consider Henry my "pet" ferret
thats your son tho
thats my son
Henry is actual human son but before the rescue they had 5 ferrets (loki, snails, cheese, beef and beans)
Aww 😄
yeah so loki cheese beef and beans also fall under pets technically
Sushi is in her comfy spot on the couch, but I'm so sleepy. I need to ZZZ so I can go to work and make ferrets happy 2morrow
Guess I have to get her up

Kitty so small. Looks like her fur is coming back
There might be a sound warning
Yeah definitely it's really loud especially with headphones
And the video is just a black screen for me that might just be mobile acting up
It's the "how to give ferrets medicine" clip (in which Thor rotates around and points out various details of a ferret in the process) but sped up and with the caption "Unboxing packages from China part #65535".
Yeah I've seen that clip regularly and right now it's just showing a black screen it's whatever but definitely though next time with those kinds of things give a audio warning please just as a suggestion
ok
Thank you
It's intentionally "clipping out" of the wave value range to sound like a cheap microphone
you can still lower the volume after doing that
as for black screen, it's probably just encoded with AV1 and the mobile doesn't support it
Baby
It's my Pfp and my favourite photo of them both together
- Alr there
- Ferret related
Your vid sucked ass and was disruptive af, at least do some quality control before sharing garbage
fair
https://bsky.app/profile/lumpyplum.bsky.social/post/3loze4v5trc22 stolen ferret pic for moral compensation
Spud
so cute
Willow the tiniest baby stole a pair of my socks, and I don't have the heart to take them back yet ❤️
How old is Henry? His wiki page says when he arrived at Snails House, but I'm assuming that doesn't reflect his age.
I thought Beans was the one who beat others up?!
Henry is 3
Yeah but cowboy is an old man, beans has enough charges against him he can’t add elder abuse to it
Beans is a sneaky bish that assaults ears during sleeptimes. Cowboy is a grumpy old man at all times
So theres no risk of beans violence during playtime and he actually gets bullied A LOT because hes so chill about it
Beans is actually not a bad ferret during playtime
hes often used to greet new ferrets
hes the best boy
Pickle is the best boy
obviously

Worm mode
Where did you get such a cute pic of Pickle?!
the wiki picture gallery :D
You can tell this was a dream because I wouldn't be caught dead with an iPhone
:0
Based 
Beans was very polite, Cowboy is too old to be picking fights with anyone
Maisy and Mike the new young couple
starting genpop 2.0
YAY! I'm honestly so happy for both of them, now they won't have to be alone anymore 
Also, kinda what I'd hoped, that the 2 of them would be the start of the new babies group :3
Oh maybe they will in the new rescue
Marriage photos when?
Genner pop
Now now, they could just be good friends
this is real life kid the big wiggler gets the bitey wiggler
NO! We all know that all the wigglers are in poly relationships with their cagemates!
So until they have more friends joining, they are a married couple, as per lore :3
Thats just the oldies 
Hmm, idk, I never sleep with all my friends the way genpop does either tbh 😜
Youre really missing out 
I know, in their defence, all my friends live in my pc except for my partner and obvs I do sleep like that with him (though, he's a little jealous of all the cuddles Beans has been getting lately ;p
Such a goober. He fits the business well!
I love Maisy coming back all like "did you really just take a bath in the water bowl"
cuddlebug maisy 🥹💟
then he did it....again
I have dubbed Mike and Maisy as the M&M playgroup until they find where they are going
I had to laugh at this when I asked what is happening with M&M . https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/FunFreezingMonitorWow-BgTa89xBO5MSlLq3
handful of M&Ms
@summer widget torch out 
he met mike and within 10 seconds went to attack
big mike's magic trick
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here's torch timestamp
does maisy hissing while eating her food frighten other ferrets
albeeno
HAHAHAHA OH NO
YAY! Im late
Maybe instead of M&M we just call them DumDum 
Also, Shaye, I kinda need a video of Maisey hissing at her food 🥲
well rip, apprently twitch is pissed and i cant watch the clip
Love cowboy! He’s the roughest, toughest cowboy in the west! @tall path is raising him well! 🤠
beans is such a weenie lol he is so much bigger then cowboy but runs like a little baby
I need that ferret
Our sweet old lady Sushi, who somehow has 3 different types of bacterial infections, thank Krishna is taking her azithromycin. The last time we tried to treat her.. using metronidazole.. she puked, and ran while pooping 😢
But now there's some hope
There was no attack. They were sniffing. If u think that was an attack then id be afraid to shake ur hand cause u would think i assulted u. Lol
There was some sniffing at first then torch went under mike and thats when shaye broke it off
Tho we dont have audio so we dont know what else was happening but shaye did know
his escape is very impressive, he usually gets trapped
the harness seems to work well :D
he was going to bite i think
Shaye recognized a dominant behavior and ceased it before anything would happen incase Torch striked. But there was no attack
yeah torchy was prepping for the neck bite and that is the dominance behavior
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SpinelessKathishDotterelWoofer-TBK52d1HZYq7sPe7
As i said, shaye saw and heard what we didnt
thats Henry
Thor is live, hes not going to answer right now
!henry
oh that doesnt work here, hang on
Henry is our medical mystery! 60% of his brain is scar tissue but he's still living a great life! Most likely born this way, he is still totally rocking his condition! His ear infection was treated but he'll stay wobbly and will need help with eating. His brain is learning new things though and he's even going into medical books to help future vets study the brain! ❤️ https://x.com/RiverMakes/status/1788774030885138635 https://www.youtube.com/live/ooQ1-NeILc4?t=2049
So yes @hallow trellis Henry is okay.
Thank you
you can see him on stream now. If you have questions about him. You can also ask there 🙂
My fiance was almost in tears not knowing what was going on
no need for that 🙂
he has scar tissue in his brain which makes him have intention tremors. The harder he focusses on something, the harder he shakes.
no problem. You are just worried about one of the rescues ferrets, thats perfectly fine! Come and enjoy watching them on ferretsoftware sometimes. Its good fun with good people and the ferrets
I do watch often, just on the tv without chat up
good good 🙂
and if you guys have questions, ask here or join the chat. Shaye, the mods and the regulars will be more then happy to help you get those questions answered 🙂
Thanks again
np at all 🙂 back to work for me ^_^
Watch that youtube video, it explains it well
indeed it does! 🙂
These are the scans in the twitter link
yeah i shared the links, i just removed the embeds 😄
just like he did with the goat
I'm only up right now because I wasn't watching the clock while doing my nails
you can also see that on his tail. As soon as it got a bit more poof shaye separated them.
is Torchy more comfortable with females or its everyone he doesnt like?
I suddenly couldn't join the voice channel. Has there been any change recently?
Which channel are you trying to join?
Loki and Snails spotted on hourly ferret: https://bsky.app/profile/hourlydook.bsky.social/post/3lpc6toogll23
there is one angora that looks like a baby mocha
dip snail 
Yeah the little sandy one. I think her name is enoki
This one is so cute also https://youtube.com/shorts/16IKof_JQWg?si=aVRYzVIierHQ-mkI
The ferret babies are so cute it hurts.
Also the fact that 2 of them fit in a pringles can tube. 
Little sentient potatos 
a clip from the stream. there was no sound for this one but it is an adorable little noise https://www.twitch.tv/kingsdownferrets/clip/FurtiveUninterestedPuppySaltBae-eUkdcpEaPGvQKvvv
mini-noodles 😄
There was a sneezy short from last years kits i think
Funny ferrets just go into a sneezing fit occasionally.
ive seen that one lol
henwyyyyyyyy
HENRY
henwy!!!!
the king is eepy
also i see that little white stripe henry (its a crown!!!)
Another pickle fan 
pickle is the trendiest ferret
He is a trend setter

Recently got my old laptop working well enough to have a secondary ferret stream running.
I left it next to the bed in hopes my cat would notice and enjoy the wigglers.
He noticed ^~^
Big stretcha
Loki streeeech
Hydra doing a big snoozah!
This script will redeem The Point Hole repeatedly, up to maxIterations times.
POINT HOLEEEEE
In case anyone wanted a close up lol
blissful fellow
gibe the beans
Beans showing THE 
Those are some good beans!
i never noticed how their claws are kinda above their feet
where as for a cat their claws rest on the ground when they are out
FOUR dubloons
yay free beans pics!
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/OptimisticEnchantingGaurFreakinStinkin-QW7juI4CwOwmNMXC
Blue Collar Ferret
https://youtube.com/shorts/TbGvdAj1XgA?si=hLRFbf4Tak0iFpjW
Voiceover by Dusty🗣️Dubs
Beautiful 😍
This random homeless man featured in my local travelling TV programme has ferrets
this is what mom thinks will happen if I get one as a pet
they are expensive ...
chaotic noodles
wow!!!
His nails look like they need a trimming
for some reason I have no doubt in that
furrberus
kinda looks like a ferret taco doesnt it
Lol
is she unfixed? if so it can be dangerous for female ferret to not mate with males when in season
is anyone able to confirm this is hawk? im 80% sure it is
she is Marshall, from a pet store, so fixed
ok good :)
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hazel all about munching feet today
good job pickle
flawless take-downs
Ok, hear me out….
If the rescue ever gets a new arrival that’s REALLY obsessed with feet, it has to be named Monoco 😂
Which one do you want?
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/FriendlyCheerfulChowderKippa-v9vDXsU4V2ilk533
y'all really should be wearing shoes around them lol
alas they didnt find the optimal climbing route
its better to be barefoot to prevent crushing anyone
.< I guess, that's a scary way to put it but. Socks at least
Then again I don't imagine those will help very much.
And socks make you a target of the sock tax….
remove your feet before entering the business property :4head:
My what lovely feet 


are there wigglers inside the peach/orange ball
the mango?
not right now i think
poor wiggler obliterated by the sunlight💔
Maybe everyone should do what Thor does & have cgi legs & feet
Ah so THATS why he has cgi legs
I'm only guessing, I haven't been around long to be blessed with that knowledge
but I feel like it would be a good idea
The rescue needs this for when they have an easily cleanable floor 😛 I bet some of the wigglers would love this so much :3 maybe they can make a special wetroom for the wigglers!
https://x.com/DelzaSt/status/1922995417408491886
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the wigglers like water only when they arent supposed to be in it lmao
But just imagine Pickle and Peanut wardancing on this thing?! I'd love it so much (and so would they, for sure ;3)
yeah it would be adorable
Pickle loooooves water
we know lol
picturing that one image
who is that with him in the bath. tito?
Just sitting there, licking themself.
Honestly no idea
lol
pickle is such a cutie
Yes
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SlipperyToughPanHoneyBadger-ZQkw7FzVU3xFX3qm
mocha then babies playtime timestamp https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2461034103?t=32h45m16s
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So many itchies in this clip
I'd like to attract everyone's attention to the beautiful tactical roll that happens by the rice bin at 26 seconds of the clip, worthy of a spy movie
Poor Henry 
henry would hate it 😆
No froggy toy would be safe from his rage lol
gees not the henry gifs again. Poor henry
now thats a nice gif 🥹
I love Henry 
perfect gif
he looks huge in this
Voiceover by Dusty🗣️Dubs
@tall path which of the ferrets is the favorite child
I know either you or thor has one
Henry
I mean Henry is Shaye's actual son
Henry is best boi after all
Thor likes mouse
he has no choice, if he doesn't provide enough uppies mouse will riot
There is a reason why this drawing exists 😂 #ferretchat message
King Henryyy! 💙
True 😛 But I'm sure there's others that would love it ^^
Everyone knows the answer to this if they been here a while. Shaye gave her answer and Thor’s favorite ferret is his daughter Mouse. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1294227626822733845/1350937745958109285/image.png?ex=682cee51&is=682b9cd1&hm=48be30fa9bff53d08fe00e5c1baf36eb663bb404d3c2eee446557ea1d38abc3e&
I still say Thor needs a black shirt with Shaye’s mouse drawing on it so he can wear it while streaming 😆
Honestly, I think we all need a shirt with this drawing on it 😛
I love all of shaye’s ferret drawings. But this Mouse drawing and the Cowboy drawing are my two faves
I love the Torch Jazzercise one so much though!
I like the torch one too
I wish i could use outside stickers/emojis but i will never give money to discord
Same, only reason I can rn is because Discord gave me a free week of Nitro 😛
pretty sure this is bruce https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/FrailBoredMagpieOSkomodo-u_Y4GBlAachTS-25
but if anyone knows better ill change it
Not sure, no bald spot on the tip of his tail that I could see 🤔
he seems to have lost it
because loki has much yellower fur
and also loki has lost some fur on her tail it seems
but idk lol it could be loki as well
Oh he might! I was just going off of the knowledge I had, not per se saying you're wrong^^
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SpikyPiliableStapleTheTarFu-qt7GkFIRWFWExk-1 this might be bruce too
but kinda looks like loki
nvm its nana lol
peanutbutter cute (and eddie butt)
ran out of battery
Liquid catsnake
You say that like they are supposed to come in other states of matter lol
I could see an argument for plasma during playtime
Ok, this is actually a valid viewpoint, I apologize
nah those gotta be bose-einstein condensates
I'm sorry WHAT lol
very cold quantum physics particles.
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look at that face
i need to draw this adorable creature
Bad hair day fert
The mango melts
buffer overflow issues
Pantalaimon?!
Voiceover by Dusty🗣️Dubs
Employed ferret is a precious sight
Ferret gets to be helpful with the tube running
how many is it now? 10 times?
?
That clip of a working ferret has been posted here a few times already. That is what Cas meant. Also I have lost count
You could always post the smart ferrets clip to balance it out
Okay but, consider this
Chances are whenever someone posts it, that is the first time they're seeing it, and were just excited to share it to a place they feel it can be appreciated
And you just focusing on the detail of it having already been posted before by others, something the latest poster was likely unaware of, is not only unnecessary but also potentially halts that excitement in its tracks
Never assume people have the same knowledge as you
On the other side, it's just a meme now.
A few animated anecdotes about my silly business of ferrets using their brains for mischief.
Thanks for watching!
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There it is
For a little chuckle
Suits bandit more tbh, may he dook in peace
I think were more celebrating that another person posted the adorable video rather than making fun of you for not knowing it was posted before
I guess autism strikes again on my part
You made a good point tho
yes, great clips. Watch them every time 🙂
What server is that from
own private server.
I want
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/CorrectSucculentJellyfishHeyGirl-rJK85ybHxyqGfUpJ
From earlier today
When Henry was in the ball pit last night did he tube back out or climb over the edge
He tubed back out
What a legend
Henry super toober 
he was so busy last night
The queen requires uppies
Uppies!
biiiiiiig pile
i love these close up shots
As part of a wildlife management course run jointly by Colorado Parks and Wildlife and Wyoming Game and Fish, I had the opportunity to visit one of the most important recovery programs in North America: the Black-footed Ferret Conservation Center.
This species was once believed extinct. Today, it’s making a comeback thanks to coordinated captive breeding, habitat restoration, and disease management efforts. The black-footed ferret (Mustela nigripes) is still one of the rarest mammals on the continent, but every burrow counts.
The ferrets in these photos are part of the breeding program, which plays a key role in population stabilization and reintroduction. Observing them up close was an incredible reminder of how fragile and determined life can be.
they cloned one of these wigglers
Definitely cute but these aren’t your house pet ferrets, they’re wild animals being carefully managed for release. Staff limit human interaction to preserve their natural behaviors. Every step is about preparing them for survival in the wild, not captivity.
Elizabeth Ann (born December 10, 2020) is a black-footed ferret, the first U.S. endangered species to be cloned. The animal was cloned using the frozen cells from Willa, a black-footed female ferret who died in the 1980s and had no living descendants. The cloning process was led by Revive & Restore, a biodiversity non-profit.
This photo shows the surrogate mother who nursed Elizabeth Ann—the first cloned black-footed ferret. Elizabeth was delivered by C-section, and this ferret stepped in to raise her. Apparently, Elizabeth’s been a bit of a diva ever since the national spotlight found her.
Sadly Elizabeth wasn't able to have babies due to a defect.
yes i know and im very glad action is being taken to help them from going extinct in the wild
i think i read an article about that a bit ago. lol right above
yea
yoink
It was very cool to see a team so passionate about conservation of a species twice thought to be extinct.
Wowwww never before seen BFF pics
Soooo cutie baby
I have this hanging outside the ferret room
First day of issue 1996 gold BFF stamp framed and sighed by Travis livieri
Friend
you have cool friends
I have a lot of cool friends
BFFs 4-ever
based on nose alone im gonna guess this is thelma
the pile melts
Did pickle come say hi to the camera yet?
WHOA
just as i sent the pic the pile melted again
don't think so
I think that's mocha melting
oop
do you know if zoos in the US have breeding programs for BFFs or is it just colorado/wyoming parks
Yes, multiple U.S. zoos are involved in BFF breeding, not just Colorado and Wyoming. The program is led by U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service with partners like the Smithsonian, Phoenix Zoo, Cheyenne Mountain Zoo, and others. They breed ferrets off-exhibit to prep them for wild release as part of a national recovery effort.
All living black-footed ferrets today descend from just seven ancestors, which makes managing genetic diversity a significant focus of the breeding program. Facilities carefully coordinate pairings to avoid inbreeding, and the cloning of Elizabeth Ann added genes not seen in decades. Sadly, she was not a viable mother and had a hysterectomy.
i wonder how do they introduce genetic diversity?
pog
they have frozen DNA one was how they cloned Elizabeth, another is from a male so they are working with those samples
if they can make both viable then that would at least bring it up to 9
The short of it is you create breeding groups and don't allow reproduction within that group, instead you breed them with other groups to prevent inbreeding, then you let nature take its course and hope for generational mutations that diversify the gene pool.
The problem they have is you need a population of thousands to create a stable, diverse gene pool for species health...starting with 9 you're already being forced to inbreed just to get population levels up and inbreeding is how you get a horrible gene pool like marshalls ferrets.
THERE HE IS 
Beautiful baby 🥰
a peanut appears!
Kibbies with a side of bowl
bowl adds much needed flavor and texture
pickle is clearly just enhancing the taste of his kibble 
😜
Pickle is trying to free the water so she has more room to play in it.
That was Mocha
I feel so bad at not being able to id him even with wiki image up
i struggle because he looks so pale on there
but the cam just makes him glow i guess lol
this henry?
someone's out with M&M and beans
going to poke @tall path just in case
Fert booty
Update: thats henry for sure, checked the yt stream of when he was last sleeping
Mom why howling
omg 

Yus
lol. Legit EVERYONE
You awakened the horde
the hydra HUNGERS
Henry looks surprisingly stable in this clip
jesus
i am still waiting for offical comparison via photo
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Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Mike requires suitcase for business meeting!"
(hard to see, but mike left a footprint because he did a little dip in the water bowl)
Does he not understand he doesn't need to go that way to get a drink 😭
he is dumb
that or he secretly loves his feet in water
because its always his foot
It's the journey, not the destination 
ah. mike has a good eye. trying to learn the nascar secrets from the professional. 
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Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Mike increases difficulty level of parkour!"
Sneaky Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/WealthyCloudyPandaPermaSmug-4Fz-26QRhiQ8tqSB
chef mike
super adorable
I wonder how the money is split from that split train. is it the same as if they're 2 individual trains (ferret subs and bits go there and same for main channel) or if its pooled then divided somehow. probably the former
Whomst?
i believe that's... moose?
or salt
all I know is that the white one isn't salt, because "hah you thought"
same as two individual trains, it looks like. Bits go to whatever streamer you have the page open for
Oh its PMS out rn? Then in that case would be salt, ty!
i just know its been a hot min since i was last regularly watching and theyve gotten a lot of new ones
the shared chat is amazing for catching noodle shenanigans. You can just see some of chat go "XYZ is climbing!" and pop over
Shaye ran in SOOO fast
that doesnt look like mike. Mike more brown with white mits on his front feet
I feel like there was cursing involved in this lecture 😂
Mike sliding in style. Show off 😆
I cannot figure out who is out now. I wanna say BePeepo, but I am still learning that play group.
Bepeepo
Oh thank you. I feel proud to have gotten that, but was also legit so confused as to who else it could be.
I don't like this shared chat thing with thor's stream.
I used to do something else and leave the stream in the background and then every once in a while came back and scrolled up to catch up to people talking about ferrets and life in general, that ain't happening when the chat's going that fast
I only don't like it cause I like to have convos with the ferret stream regs. lol
I love you ferret enjoyers. 
ferret gang 
Fert frens
its not my thing either
I've cultivated friendships with fellow ferret dorks and now it's hard to talk to y'all except in here. 
indeed
Hard to argue if it helps the noodles but I miss ferret chatters.
oh ill argue still. my calm ferret chat is gone
Wish you could toggle it off or if there was a private version of the chat.
same
I want to see a point hole elevator. 
oh im still keeping my points
Yea I am not doing it but I want to see it.
Well, even if it does become a thing, thor isn't live 24/7 so we still have those 12 hours with just ferret chat
Fair
we can just talk here ^_^
yeah ... its gone
True but also miss the random pasta children newbies coming in and asking questions.
How do we ferret degenerates flex our noodle knowledge.

i like watching Thor ... i like watching the busy chat less
Busy chats stress me out.
same
Sometimes can be funny but that's super community dependent.
i understand that
Hard to have convos with other twitch viewers in a busy chat.
I actually like the quasi friendships I have with the ferret regulars.
if mods are reading ... I know this might not count for much ... But I dont like not having my calm ferret chat, this feels like a pirate software takeover which isnt fun :/
calm chat you can have a group convo busy chat it's multiple groups having a convo at the same time with no pause

Well, to venture to greener pastures one must leave home. We'll see if its better for them in the long run but I'm ready to have that peaceful chat reduced
im not ready to lose that chat, no
Ferret degens 
How many raids has the ferret channel gotten since he went live?
It's impossible to know cause chat is a elevator.
no clue
Dang
I'm not watching the chat cause big chat. 
same
hehe
It's only 30 bucks tho cause only 12 days. 
seeing all those bills makes you work harder to save money on them
Yea right just means I cry about it and continue to make dumb spending decisions.
They have an app with some neat features. 
?
Can tell you when you are close to hitting a amount, can tell you an estimate of what your bill will be 10 days before the bill, and also outage notifs.

i use homeassistant for that. i get info for the power usage, i add some specific numbers to that from the shelly power plugs i use.
so i know exactly how much power i use for what on which day
compared to Peepo he is
He just looks lorge when he sits at the food bowl lol
I miss my chill ferret chat
Pls let this be temporary
Also who's out rn? BePeepo?
think so
Yep
turned it off for now on this laptop.
I just hid the chat lol
Not that I saw but I wasn't 100% paying attention.
I was playing wow for a bit

as one does
I mean, the Welsh believed that corgis were used as mounts for fairies
There's also a book series I love where one guy has a giant cat for a mount instead of a horse
lol
I think a ferret would be too easily distracted by, well, everything though lol
Who needs a bucking bronco when you have a wardancing ferret lol
Not impossible. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Also: #1279415524140388383 message
Trrrrueeee
Why is the ferret stream chat so busy? I so confused.
Shared with piratesoftware
Now it makes sense. I came in and was gonna ask who was out and saw chat moving so fast.
Is it oldies out right now?
I don’t like shared chat lol
nope. I hope this is a 1 time experiment
I was going to ask what you guys all thought but it seems we agree
i really miss how quiet it was in the ferretchat 😂
But if there's some kind of benefit for both channels, we can handle that
I wish there was a toggle on the user's end to opt out of seeing the other chat
I wish there was an opt-in/out thing too. To be fair, I pretty much dislike all shared chats. Not a dealbreaker for this stream tho
If it does, then yeah, whatever, we can always just chat here anyway
Ferret gang 
I don’t really like the shared chat, but thats mostly because i talk to people about how i feel about what thor is talking about when i dont necessarily need (or want) him to read it
I feel that.
Also calm ferret chat is nice, and a lot of thor chat is not really what i want to read even though i do like that its easier to tell thor whats going on with ferrets
The YT ferret chat is nice and quiet 
Youtube sucks tho -_-
True
Yknow i wish it was like: thor chat could see us but we cant see them
But most of the ferret chat that I'm used to seeing is on Twitch. And none of them are talking because of the shared chat.
That would be nice if we could just turn off seeing thor's chat.
Yeah i agree
We could probably talk to shaye/thor about it because its lowkey very annoying
Yeah, I literally only talk in the ferret stream, and in streams I mod for. But I don't talk in streams with busy chats, cause it's too chaotic.
Did someone say it’s a one time experiment thing??
I think someone in thor's chat said that Thor was testing it out. But i'm not sure
Maybe it was just an experiment for shared streams with that other streamer thor was talking about
When he did that thing with Kitboga?
Getting on ferret strim and chat go BRRRRR
It sucks because ferret people are the ones I actually talk to
Saaame. ;3; My god, look at all the fert avatars
Yeah. And any new people who come to see the ferrets can't learn anything about the ferrets with it going that fast.
Omg that is very true
And they get overwhelmed
Yeah. A lot of the streams that raid the ferrets seem to be smaller streamers. So it feels like the huge chat could scare people away from raiding the ferrets.
i know, seems like there was a hostile takeover in the chat
Ive come to really love the slow conversational ferret stream chat because most chats just aren’t like that and its so much nicer
Like I read fast, but it's hard for me to even keep up. And it's so...loud???
Yeah its mostly random things too
Yeah.
Alright fellow ferret chatters. I'm gonna go to the store and handle other adulting life things, and hopefully when I return chat will be back to normal.
Ghost and King Henry by my wife Nessapiche
This is super cute!!!! Are you making one for Shaye? 
Ghost was sent to their P.O. box and Thor said he got it this morning
She says you are more then welcome
very cool she can make such things
i am creative in different ways, not with that sort of thing.
YAYYYYY!!!!!
our chat is ours again \o/
xD
Yay!!!
Peace at last
Henry Time!!!
Isnt that maisy? 🤔
Its currently blurry
If youre not sure if its you check the avatars
Unfortunately auto-focus is not ferret friendly
Camera cant keep up with henry
Fast Henry
2fast2furious2regal
Someone else also said it.. hadn't had time to update it
Luna having a stick treat addiction. She follows shaye like, “Shaye can i have a stick!…Shaye can i have a stick” 😆
howd they know where they are 
Shaye has ferret radar. Very sophisticated 
extra sensitive to exposed butts
Dude, Thor is indirectly saying here that Peanut and Pickle and a bunch of the others are also dumb for wanting THE BEST WATER! Rood...
https://clips.twitch.tv/CoweringInnocentCoffeeBloodTrail-XBED-KRKin1lMxCr
https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/GrossColorfulWebPJSugar-NaDo__WZpwofHPXt
and of course this
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/CautiousAdorableSagePoooound-L5EgIt7L8pW9aOkN
How many of their babies has Thor called dumb?
Or rather, how many of them hasn't he called dumb lol. Also who's digging water in the last clip? 🥲 (the third one)
don't know but it's usually the male ferrets xD
last one maybe lucky by the time, but i'm not 100% sure about that
Fair XD
every time i read egg, i hear the scrum witch in my head:
https://clips.twitch.tv/FilthyHonorableDragonBrokeBack-Um8rUKuRuOziDs8J
@Meowish as requested
SNEK
itty bitty baby boi
very pretty
OML he's gorgeous! 
hold on I gotta see if I've got a picture of his snoot
Mocha the Snek 
he has a moustache
I don't have a picture of his snoot 
He has a little black moustache on his nose it's the cutest thing
Make one next time or ask your friend to send you one, I can wait for more cute snek pictures 😄
lemme text her
I'm love noodle
The Mocha snoot in all its glory
snooted
boop
Boop~
jailed
i want to make one for oldies, but i need feedback on if this is helpful or not
mochael
I love these google docs
I've been away from the stream for a couple days and ngl, a bit distraught at the idea of losing calm ferret chat
oh is it just one doc? I love it anyways
the other one was weird this link is better
oldies next :D
yessss I definitely need a guide to the sable oldies
who are your favorite ferrets? pickle, peanut, mochael for me
No Henry???? Blasphemy
My top 3 are probably Mochonk, Henry, and Big Mac
henry, mocha, torch, cheese, misto, kitty
kitty for me
updated!! oldies are here now https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BhdTwiyc9ooznpoEUIW_FR1JhKV6p07e0N3VG4Kl6aU/edit?usp=sharing
this took me a lot of work so i hope it is helpful
You are awesome. Thank you!

Toast: I'm gonna make a helpful chart!; Gdocs dark mode: I'm gonna make nIgHtMaReS
Reminds me of the ferret wiki doing that
It makes them all look so menacing XD
https://youtu.be/4r7wHMg5Yjg?feature=shared
Viral video from long long ago about the honey badger.
Warning, clips from nature documentaries, showing predator/pray scenarios in the wild
warning 2: the narration uses curse words, but not the really bad ones. Think poop and butt
The reason I'm posting this is because like ferrets, honey badgers are in the Musteladea family. In fact, you can briefly see the ferret war dance at 0:29
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*Special thanks 2 Colleen+Keith Begg for their extensive work & care for wildlife and honey badgers. These two are HB OG.
This video was created as a birthday present to T-Nasty the Skeptik
**I'M ...
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**THE TRUTH IS HERE: https://bit.ly/47wOD9y
**CHECK IT: https://linktr.ee/czg123
*Special thanks 2 Colleen+Keith Begg for their extensive work & care for wildlife and honey badgers. These two are HB OG.
This video was created as a birthday present to T-Nasty the Skeptik
**I'M ...
This is what the wiki was doing @boreal wigeon
I cackled so loud. They did Beans so dirty lmao
I didn't even realize it turned the egg red. I'm dying lol
henry time :P (this wont always be perfectly up to date) https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BhdTwiyc9ooznpoEUIW_FR1JhKV6p07e0N3VG4Kl6aU/edit?usp=sharing
I love the Henry section! 😄
the king requires his own private tab 
This is so cool lol
thank you :D i love to share my ferret id knowledge
All 5 ferrets getting azithromycin. Both ferret rooms and shared living room getting deep cleaned and mopped every day 😓 new vet theorizes all 5 have whatever bug causes Sushi to have the runs constantly, and others intermittently. Hey Shaye, need a 3rd job?
You have to fund your own travel via plane every day though 🤪
Hahahaha no I'm good, sorry it's rough going though
Is there any chance the mods could be convinced to pin this? I for one struggle to id most of the ferrets and it would be really helpful to have an identification guide available without scrolling through the chat history.
Thank you!
No need for sorries. I'm sorry I've bothered you so much lately, but you've helped some Midwest fuzzies, not just ours, but the vet in redacted college town is taking your advice about some of the stuff. Please continue your quest to improve the life of these wonderful babies. They endure so much suffering
Oh you're all good no worries at all , gotta be there for my fellow Midwest homies
(Born in Illinois raised in IL+Indiana)
Henry's rawr picture is adorable...
Holy smokes Henry is speeding! I actually thought the clip was fast forwarding at the beginning 😆
Now do the sables 
he energy crashed soon later and is now sleeping xD
torch is a big guy
My dumb brain, add euro beat to this when he drifts
Don’t tell the other ferrets, but I think torch is my favorite
How dare you! 😱
lol i might try
They're too cute not to share. ❤️
Cookie and Mushroom sleeping. Enjoying the calm. :)
Ah, so that's where the kits are. :D
Just tuned in and didn't know. lol
I bet this is the calmest Mushroom has had in a while.
yeah her kits are super active now lol
If you just got tagged by "rivernakes" on bsky its a spam account. Dont bother viewing the vid, block and report
official one https://bsky.app/profile/rivermakes.bsky.social
The spam account has 2 Ns instead of an M
A mod ticket was submitted to inform shaye and the team, take care frends 
Ty Shoon!
are maisy and big mike still in a play group together
Last i saw, they were together yeah
Yeah its an arranged marriage
Sleep over party at Cookie's place. 
new wallpaper recommended by @undone cape

this is a good one as well.
https://ferrets.piratesoftware.wiki/w/images/ferrets/5/50/Mocha-in-a-box-yawn.jpg
if you have 2 (or more displays) you can let him scream to whatever is on the left one xD
ooooooo wait I can do a slideshow
allllll the ferret pics
now I need another monitor just for my wallpaper >.>
my wallpaper has been my own doggo for aslong as ive had him
and i dont think that that will ever change
mochael
we need more kyo and sai pics
Thor: what is it sweetheart? Want uppies? I'll give you uppies!
Lune: WHERE STICC HOOMAN! GIB STICK PLES!
This is part of mine as well 😛 I have a whole folder full of cute ferretsoftware pics that rotate as my desktop background :3
I'm setting that up right now :D
going through the wiki and getting alllllll the photos
Pardon you both but it was my idea first :P
tho mocha really likes lawn mowing simulator
Yup, been there, done that xD Also, Shayes twitter and when Shaye posts photo's here in Discord (I'm not sure, most of them will probably have made it to the wiki though 😛 )
You might've been the one to put the idea in my head then, I've had mine for months, for almost as long as I've been part of the ferret community 😛
if it was around augest last year then yes it was me
I'm going way too deep into the ferret slideshow 😅
I joined September, so probably 😛 Had my slideshow background since late Sept/early Oct xD
No such thing! Trust me... (I say this to make myself feel better)
making a portable display with a raspberry pi loaded with a bunch of ferret pics isn't too deep? 
Naww 😄 If I could afford it, I'd do it, too!
beanus watching over my computer
so true
the bingus

Reset! Booooop! 
discord ty





