#ferretchat
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and Kahlu being Kahlu 😄
comfy misto
These noodles are particularly cute and fluffy
Caught in 4k (or whatever the stream quality is)
All the other ferrets when they wake up: "bro..."
Time until @torn gorge denies pickle being guilty
why pickle....
Literally right in someone’s face… why pickle 
omg Pickle, ya silly noodle
Dook & Dook, FAL are gonna struggle to defend this one
Did anyone clean them up yet?
Pickle is a bit of a goblin.
Ok but did they die?? Yeah i didnt think so stop being dramatic 🤨
(wth they didnt even wake up 😭)
a real case of poopy head
the eeper
misto is sleeping better than i do damn
👅 moment
I would be freaking out if this were happening here. I'd be like "OMG DON'T BLIND THEM"
i think he pooped on someones side and then it slid onto the other ones head.
so two poopy ferrets
Our sweet old lady Sushi has chronic diarrhea. Today she did it, and then slipped and fell in it. We gave her two baths 🥺
i hope that the poopy ferrets get cleaned
poor sushi :(
Not cleaning poop ferrets should be a hate crime, and a war crime, and treason
Thanks
I showed my friend the Pickle clip (sadly for him I keep up to date with ferrets news). He asked me why Pickle did it, I theorized perhaps it's because he's a waardy? He doesn't understand pooping on friends is a no-no socially
Ugh. I just did the nighttime ferret check, and I found sweet old lady Sushi spooning our youngest, chonky Clyde under the covers in their bed.. which I have never seen before.. I got the tablet to take a picture and one handedly tried to lift the comforter, but I did it wrong, and you couldn't really see them, then Clyde moved, and I'm like:
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
No disturbing the cuteness!
Guess I'm not going to sleep yet.
I disturbed 🙄
Yeah pickle has bad social skills because he is a waardy. Pickle in particular has always been a random pooper
Pickle has the best social skills of the waardies, he just had a bit of a lack of spatial awareness (he used to bump into stuff a lot running in the old room)
Pickle cares not for your confined spaces. Pickle will move and if something happens to be in the way it needs to relocate to fit his magnificence!
Finally someone gets it
Thank you everyone for explaining
hopefully he gets better at pooping
@torn gorge
Oh no, the Pickle Crimes Conspiracy got to Shaye!
You are fake news!
Must be the cult of Beans increasing their influence
`nah, Pickle fan club
but perhaps the cult of Beans and the Pickle fan club should work together to stop the spread of fake news about our beloved noodles
As long as Mocha can sneak under the radar and avoid conflict we're good, but if he catches any strays he will jump out of his hiding spot and strike from the shadows.
We will not stand for Mocha slander!
Mocha ❤️
Bro, why? 
Mocha would NEVER poop on his friends
Only on himself...
Mocha is that much of a himbo he would somehow poo on himself
Hes much better about it these days at least
found this and figured it would be appreciated here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w8H3XfnETc&ab_channel=williamsnekspeare
A few animated anecdotes about my silly business of ferrets using their brains for mischief.
Thanks for watching!
Buy them a treat on ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/williamsnekspeare
Music by Daniel Vilaire from Perplexing Bestiary: https://www.youtube.com/@PerplexingBestiary
Ferret further reading:
https://holisticferretforum.com/
https://www....
17 now i belive for that video?
I really thought the electrician ferret would take over the "most posted" clip at this point, but the smart ferret clip just keeps coming back.
Its an excellent vid with a lot of love put into it so im fine with that
and that ending was just adorable
i mean, it's a cute animation
That it is
Usually these clips stay in focus for a bit, then something new comes along and replaces it, but this one seems to be recommended to people over and over.
To be fair when it started blowing up, every like hour or so it would be posted
Just like the electrician ferret
Yeah
what ferret is this?
an eating one
Blurry but bagel by the looks of it
Hard to say. Generally easier if it's from a clip. Best guess would be Bagel
Henny is out!!
he is spinning in the corner like a Gmod charater
i let them know just in case
My boy Henry 🤩👑
when does she not choose violence?
when she's sleeping?
do you honestly believe she doesn't dream of the blood of her enemies
I love Kitty so much. She's a girlboss and she knows it 
henry, thats not a comfy nap spot
Would you say that it...sucks? 👀
He's relocated.
I wonder if that's Kylo???
nah kylo has mask
Wait no...eye marking def looks like Jack
could be finn
Although can't tell if other eye is cloudy
shaye says its salt 2
Peace talks with the vacuum king? 🤔
Pickle u nincompoop! Gees
Before I read the caption, I thought he was trying to stash the cleaner
When you get a random piece of mushroom on your Pepperoni Pizza
I hope Ghost is doing okay 
No Thor is banned from the ferret room until he takes his deworming tablets , he got tape worms from playing dune and hanging out with Bajo without washing his hands
There's also that worm on Primeagens face.
thats not a tape worm, thats a sandworm.. just need water to get rid of those 😛
we've got a level 10 escapeee
Lol mocha (I'm guessing that's who's under the mats based off chat)
yep
awwww
Sooper troopers
Am happy they are so well looked after and loved by you all
Hi-Def pictures make them look even more fuzzy than on stream!
(i think this is right)
Yeah looks right to me!
Only one mistake
i was the least sure about eddie and jinx
bruce has that little bald tail spot i think
Is it loki/banana instead of jinx maybe?
loki
Such eepy 
So cute
bruce very cute nose
soopies!!
@undone cape it was actually peanut 2 under there!
Will rename 😄
renamed it, thanks!
King Henry sleeping in the closet 😴
looks like mocha has taken to playing assassins creed
Eepy King!
Rusty's innovative sleeping position
am confused and proud
called "bridge sleep"
I think Meatball taught him how to do it.
Who activated mocha?
Who was climbing?
I think Demeter climbing
First climber Louise, second climber maitai
Its a challenge now
removed the clip? if not twitch automod that one
Not sure what happened, all good though
Jailed chili and louise
Maybe they should have made better choices
locked in jail with beans, poor beans
Beans is actually not in there lol
Chili, demeter, Louise, and maitai are the jailbirds today
And Tito apparently 
Yes and tito is the latest addition
do you guys have to cut every ferret's nails or do they take care of themselves
they get nails trimmed regularily
How dare you
Louise was innocent, my proof is just look at that sweet and clearly innocent face. She was framed, likely by Beans the criminal mastermind
#justiceforlulu 
My course that I do now knows about the ferrets and more so henry
The King's name should be known far and wide
Jinx did. She was out with him and Henry

Omg they look so guilty lmao
Can anyone help a UK ferret dad out. What air purifier is best for the little fluff balls?finally got them their own room to be free, need something to try and keep it fresh
That face is the most pleading face I've ever seen on any ferret hahaha
I would not be able to resist setting the baby free
Hope this helps. 
the rage
now here's the remorse
beans sock tax is required during cleaning
we need to make more memes with the ferrets
Beans has no regrets about any of his crimes and absolutely would commit them again
Beans categorically denies these positively slanderous allegations against him
poor innocent beans
Boy why you sleepin on the ground
That's where he ended up at the end of his energy 😴
I just saw on reddit (r/aww) a video of someone bathing their ferrets and one of them was on his back, looking like he was just enjoying the water.
are these happy feet shakes or "im an old man" feet shakes
Happy shakes!
Some really love it, some don't like it. For example Pickle loves playing water bongo. That's where
comes from.
Poor baby 😦
dooking sounds like wet rubber rubbing against itself. like that squeaking sound
that... that is accurate... im sure how i feel about that
Now that I'm back home, shamelessly stolen from reddit
He is just living his best life.
He looks lost in deep thought lol
he looks like fin the human after he lost his arm and there's that shot of him laying in the grass with his flower arm on
think it's the episode where the bee gets a bit too handsy with his flower?
Now listen here… Louise is on the run. She just forgot to bring Thelma with her to distract Maddie 😆
So we're losing ferret stream later too, right?
Unless they switch it to the other stream upload thing they were using before, yeah.
huh?
despite all her rage shes still just stuck in a cage
All 5 of em, in the room with a rice trough. I've got a few more videos, but they were too big for discord, so i'll have to get em off my tablet later.
I say all 5 of them, but i just realized, it's only the boys in that video.
Socks and Cornchip wrasslin in the rice, and Eggo just... eggoing back there.
1 that's a lot of rice 2. So cute
Cornchip

lol
"hello darkness my old friend......"
- Lbs
Who wants to bet on the time length of the youtube stream?
I'm guessing 5 meters
12 cm
1 olympic swimming pool
Ah yes, the American measurements system 
10 oranges
12.9 bald eagles
I would argue the red tailed hawk would be a better national bird
I'm sure that will be a very effective argument.
Rip stream
it went splat
Bring back the internet I want to do stuff on my computer
Yeah I don't think it's hooked up tho and he mightve cancelled the service
how dare he not have redundencies for niche cases like this.
https://www.axios.com/2025/04/10/fda-animal-testing-drug-trials
Not sure if ai is best but maybe one step closers to not needing that marshall farms anymore
I already miss the little guys wahh
Eraser head baby
omg
heheh
Minute #15 of stream downtime: I have resorted to clips and vods to sustain me. For now I think I will be fine. Not sure if I'll be in the long run... 
oh the agony of no noodles to watch
Go home youtube, your drunk
took youtube a few hours last time it was down
internet is down for maintenance
rip
automod catching the @ everyone
I'm so sad I want internet back

at least ya'll aren't so far out in the boonies that you dont have cell service ontop of the lack of internet
I just want to do my little pokemon rng manipulation but I need my computerrr
you can tether your computer atleast?
nooo
Go set up camp in a coffee shop and use their wifi?
its the middle of the night for them
it really should

Long as it's within the SLA...
While not a ferret, a pine martin from Ireland.
Stream down? Anyone know what’s up? TYIA
#streams message
Thank you
latest baby playtime timestamp: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2428434811?t=4h49m34s
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OMG i need that hoodie!
Shaye should take some inspiration and make some merch for the rescue.
mooooom ... are we there yet?
I would get a Church of Beans hoodie. I'm guessing a Henry shirt falls under the bobblehead rule, but I would also get the Henry: 40% brain, 100% zoom, shirt.
And a Mocha Ninja shirt ofc, that goes without saying.
no and youtube is still drunk
its like the stream never went down
I think it would depend on how Henry is depicted. Like if it was a drawing of Henry with a crown sitting on the cloud bed, it would probably be fine; but if it was a drawing of Henry shaking and doing something erratic, probably not.
Something like this
only 100%?
He could go higher I suppose
They might object to the 40% brain part. When Thor talked about it, he had a problem with making money off Henrys disability, not Henry himself. So if its respectful and fun, he'd probably be fine with it.
Yeah, that's what I meant with the bobblehead rule.
Could just go without the slogan though.
Artist rendition of one of Henry's cute pics, but with sunglasses and a crown added
"Henry" above in fancy lettering
"Hail to the King" or something similar below
yeah. Take off the bottom text and its a very cute design for a tshirt.
The title Onion, a bunch of footprints over furniture and fences on he front leading to a depiction of Onion sniffing around on the back.
I think the helicopter escape scene would be a good one for Onion.
Idk, specific ferrret merch might be too much work to be worthwhile. Maybe it's better to just go with general stuff like the examples.
Ferret specific is fun for those in the community and nice memorabilia but does not make much sense for others.
doesnt have to make sense for others
Its the same work either way. Leave a name off or title it differently and its still the same. Those who know will know and those who don't can enjoy it anyway.
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/GoodDarkVultureImGlitch-T3UXHK0Ao1RxMxSx
Months later, still a cute clip.
CRIME
that's pretty hecking impressive. i dont know many humans who could do that in approprietly sized circumstances.
Not crime, Freedom!
True, ferrets are impressive creatures.
Ferrets could get stuck in toilet/kitchen paper rolls and suffocate: #ferretchat message
I meant more in the way of sales.
We could buy the shirts above and they're universal, no specifics, no insider stuff, just ferrets in general (that makes sense even if you don't know much about ferrets).
Something like an Onion shirt means you have to know the rescue, Onion and her quirks, so it's a pretty limited market.
Don't get me wrong, I'd love one, but it's a lot of work for a limited product.
An hour ago I knew nothing about Ferret Owners Australia. I still don't know much about them but I'm already considering buying the introvert ferret shirt. 😅
my head: Snail's house themed "Man I Love Ferrets" shirt, when?
The helicopter. 😭
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHfAG4Qhqms Oh you all need this
The wait is over. New Video Alert!
Watch here: https://youtu.be/FFoZHnwlB1s, and tell us what we should explain next.
Cat snakes (ferrets) are what you get when you combine a cat and a snake. And they have many other names, like the noodle bear, bandit boi, and limousine mouse.
Cat Snakes do many poses like some assembly required, wet noodle...

Honestly surprised the human in the room (Shaye, I'm assuming?) Didn't notice what Onion was up to until someone else caught her.
Human in the room was Maddie
ah
the one putting her back was Shaye
got it
and theres a small corner there, cant look through walls 😛
I thought Maddie was within line of sight of where Onion was
dont think so, she can see it if she leans forward, but when sitting normally there, dont think she could see it
If ferret shirt designs are in question id suggest making a fun shirt theme and then base the drawn ferrets pattern on specific babies. This way it can be widely used and people that know will enjoy it extra
But also pickle bongos merch when 
I am still desperately hoping for a Mocha squishmallow
See posts, photos and more on Facebook.
I still want a Henry plushy with removable hats like the frog and a crown
Like a build-a-ferret
am I out of the loop? Why no stream?
#streams message
crap
ohhh that's why
Wait it’s still down????
maybe the construction or whatever took longer than expected
or they might have left to run errands and cant restart stream till they get home

the stream lives


Who can we ping to let Shaye and Thor that the YT stream is not up? Twitch stream is up, but not YT.
Already put a ticket in about it 👍
And it just restarted 😂
Cheese the bestest model
Sorry it's just cowboy right now he's being a meanie pants and I trust him to not be stupid while I'm at work
Understandable
100% Heart, 1000% zoom
Pickle unfloofed so fast this season... 😢
Has any of the ferrets ever scaled the nightcam?
Hi everyone, this is Stuart! He was recently diagnosed with lymphoma. We are trying to make him more comfortable and make sure he feels loved.
sweet boi 
I don't have to words to express how much I want to cuddle your adorable chaos noodle. That is the cutest one I have ever seen. I love him!
I want to give them so many snuggles there so cute
Poor Stuart 🥺
aww hes adorable
Itty bitty baby man
Very friend shaped
Hi Stuart! You are very smol and cute 
Don't worry not leaving all five in thst cage for long.
https://imgur.com/NfBMrv7 Cornchip and Pancake wrestling in the rice
https://imgur.com/MNSma41 and butters and eggo chase each other.
all the cute noodles
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/PiliablePuzzledBatteryBrokeBack-1PJw8gWG5gksk4Vw
Poor noodle 😦
Anyone here with dogs and ferrets--how do they get along? Do you have seperate spaces for them? Curious how things may go, in case I wanted to adopt a ferret. I already have 3 dogs that rule the house lol
The following words are the only ones you need: In case of other pets like cats and dogs you should never adopt a ferret.
That may seem like a harsh thing but its for safety reasons of both any ferret and the other animal that may see a ferret as prey.

I've got 2 cats, and a large dog to go along with the 5 ferrets.
The ferrets and the dog don't get to interact unsupervised. She's a 90 pound black lab, and the ferrets are appetizer size.
The ferrets and the cats aren't as worrying, but that's in large part to do with the cats personality.
I've definitely had cats I wouldn't have let anywhere near a ferret.
i've let them know already
they have been informed
awww henryyyyy
Awwww
Henny is the bestest boi
Shaye when Henry is throwing a royal tantrum
Omggg 

THE EASTER HENNY HAS ARRIVED 
He didn't want to wear the rabbit headband OR sit with the Easter Bunny
Henry says NO ❌ RABBITS 🐰🚫
He knew it would be so cute that it would be too powerful.
Lion hat is acceptable
I love the sleepy eggy pic. Thank you Shaye, super hecky adorbabble!
Thank you Shaye for this blessed Henry bounty
No snow. No easter. I'm starting to think henry doesnt like holidays and honestly... mood
He did good for Christmas!!! And he liked all the Halloween props!!
Omg omg omg Henry 😻
LOOK AT HIMS
Is ohkay Henny, I'm afraid of bunnies, too 😂
Is the third picture/first Lion picture also Henry? He just looks so dark there if it is!
After drawing a ferret, i get way better at id’ing them and i have henry down now
fierce
raaawww
Is he yawning or mid-wiggleworm?
yawn
It's tiring being the king
I can hear the MGM roar 🤣
The smell of spring is on the horizon, check out this cute ermine getting that scent!
📸 @canonusa R1 + RF 400 f2.8
#canonusa #kodiak #alaska #ermine #stoat #weasel #wildlife #nature #outdoors #natgeo #natgeowild #natgeoyourshot
Ermine time
That needs to be showen to thor
me and my SON!!!
hes such a good son
LMFAOOO
It just worked so well
im sure henry has no idea that you arent his ferret mom
thats a sleepy wiggler
figures after he did those photo shoots
Yea if shaye is in the room and henry wants to he will run right to shaye
Doesnt matter where in the room, he will find shaye
ferret sonar
Legitimately cannot fake this kind of smile
Henry best boy
my goodness Henry is the cutest
Your bond is so sweet and special. And there is no doubting how much he loves you too
Henry is bestest boy with bestest parent
^^
Thank you 💜
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/CallousElatedDragonfruit4Head-O_s8YzZ4dOSq7Pjs
Doesn't she always when it comes to lamby
Thought it would be a good idea to take the babies out for a few minutes into the rest of the house so they could explore, one at a time. The rest of the house isn't ferret proofed yet, so I'd follow them around to keep them safe. Now anytime Rayna leaves her room, she just does this. Now I'm spending 30 minutes a day following her around the house because I feel guilty
Aww curious noodle
Is the night cam always this stuttery? (I assume it's the cam, because the stream avatar thing doesn't stutter)
the pentapus!!
im glad the brought it out
This is genius Mirror! This needs to be on Henry’s wiki page cause its that good 🤣💀
i know its hard to do but u need to give yourself a break from the guilt. Put ur mind at ease knowing u have happy ferrets that u care for very well 💙
this deme?
Some 2+ yr old photos of Torch I found!:
https://photos.app.goo.gl/LTBAwwC8YNmrVBqU7
There are no birthday cake reactions on the ferrets stream. Happy birthday 🎂 to Peanut, Hazel, Cash and Toby!! 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎂 🎉 🎊🎁🪅
awww torchy!! It seems like he has always been a silly little guy.
i haven't noticed before. he has dark red eyes like Mocha
So cute thank you for sharing
adventure torch!!!
i think thats mostly because of the light hitting the back of his eyes and reflecting red because ferret have those night seeing eyes like cats
nope, you can actually see it on the pics from his wiki page as well: https://ferrets.piratesoftware.wiki/w/images/ferrets/7/78/Torch_hold.jpg
i just haven't payed attention to that before
yeah it is a little red, maybe he has some lack of melanin in his eyes like mocha and mai tai
also pickle ^
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Ferret fishing (and pickle accidentally crushing hazel)"
more pickle and hazel
Always XD
I didn't think about that either 😂
YW
YE YE he loved that day
Also feel free to ping me when replying, I don't want to miss a thing
they are adorable
Couple more of cash
The one of the noodle on the flower is sooooo cute
They look like a pwincess, but is that Meannut or Peacenut?
Meannut 
We need one of her chasing uncle beans around
almost too cute to think could be mean
it's always fine for a bit at the start, then at one point she just decides to start chasing him
then after a few minutes she'll get bored again
I don't think I have witnessed that and I feel I am missing out now
What happens if you don't know their exact birthday?
shaye will pick a birthday date for them then
Here u go… Peanut n Misto playing with Uncle Beans. https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SilkySavoryLadiesPogChamp-In99AZXDgaiYuNTW
meannut
peebutt
Aww sweet

awwwwwww, thank you @steady ore
Beans is being so patient in that clip
Pickle big booly
Nooooo you can't start!
Or if u were Torch’s previous owner, I’m sure u can try n guess a birthday for torch according to when u got him n let shaye know and they will put it on his wiki page
sowwy, my fault. I know there are 2 but still learning and wasn't sure which one that was.
Also for y'all - Start of baby playtime timestamp for Nuts + Toby birthday! : https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2431855790?t=07h06m36s
Id be happy to, but I forgot
Oh goodness, I love Torchy so much 😻
Torch has a big fan base. Almost as popular as Beans 
ME TOO
totally not biased
Awwwww peebutt is so cute
The first time I mentioned his name in a chat was February 2022
When I got him, the lady said he was around 3 yrs old
So the closest I can figure is probably born 2019
ALSO YAY I'M SO PROUD OF HIM
I just KNEW he'd be a favorite
Is the last one toby?
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/VivaciousOddMoonPoooound-xG1705NqxTFo9eB5
this one is also pretty good
Yeah Toby!
Thank goodness. Our sweet baby Willow was diagnosed with insulinoma, and she's been losing weight due to the prednisolone she needs to take. We have tried giving her a dozen or so treats over the years, but she wouldn't eat any of them. She only eats her regular food. So we were shocked and very happy that she is accepting thee Carnivore Care, and her weight is slowly going up to normal
soooooop
soops!
Get stronger, little noodle!
Thanks friends. She's the babiest baby. I love them all obvs, but it seemed especially cruel that it happened to her. She's deaf too. She's the one we're extra protective of. What Willow wants Willow gets
happy birthday to these four wigglers Peanut, Hazel, Cash and Toby 
Started letting them out one at a time in the rest of the house. Hasn't been completely ferret proofed so I follow her while they explore. The first time was the first time I've seen Willow war dance in a couple of years. She ran and ran and was so excited. Here's her second time out. Removed sound because husband didn't want to be in it
aw im so happy shes having fun
She squeezed under that door like a little mouse 😆
Omg yes! She kept sprinting towards doors and squirming under them. All of the obviously open doors. I think she found it fun.
Ferrets have flexible bones, so they can squeeze into the smallest places. In our old place, she outsmarted our proofing, and got behind.. then went inside our refrigerator (which is obviously a serious risk) we had to go overkill on blocking that off. Old vet told husband a horror story of a ferret getting into a fridge and licking the coil, freezing their tongue.. which they had to remove a lot of 😬 😢
OMG, that tail shake! So adorable!
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/FuriousProductiveSwanAMPEnergyCherry-AyI3E3EbEB5j-6_c
It was a rough fight but thankfully Henry made it out of the pentapus mouth
Another beast VANQUISHED by the KING
(Maybe a little knight outfit for him at some point?)
Nah…Henry was just brushing pentapus’ teeth. Henry goes to work with Shaye so he knows how important animal hygene is 😆
Henry is a kicker
I wanting to say Kylo, but I not familiar enough with most of them to say with any confidence
The one at the top is Kylo, the one below is Kitty. The 2nd white one is Peanut 2 and the one taking a bath looks like Luna
aww Luna
I bet those kicks hurt too, he must have developed strong muscles fighting against the rugs and the big caterpillar
I just had my first "all hands" nail clipping. think we're gonna have to work on "laying on your back doesn't mean the universe is going to end"
luna should have a darker tail, maybe roxy?
pepperoni xD
Roxy looks like Onion
yeah
its definitely pepperoni
hes with the oldies now and luna has a much darker tail
Comparison
Yeah I’d say pepperoni too
First soupies with Stella and chewys and Astrid was like, this is awesome, give me all of it. Loki is like, get this sh!t away from me, I don't want it. So it went about as well as I expected
Even tried a couple drops of salmon oil. He sniffed it, then the whole bowl, then turn his head up and walked away
Do they dislike salmon oil?
No, thankfully. That's how we got thru it. But they were... energetic about liking it, and kept wanting to flip over and get a better angle on it. Hehe.
The last holdout, butters, i finally got her to accept salmon oil by just putting some on my left hand, and waiting till she was giving me kisses on my right hand, then switching them out without her noticing. Heh. Now she's as nuts for it as the rest.
So you dont just put it on their bellies or they lick it too fast?
Sounds like you need to use more 
I put it on their bellies for the bottom two legs, but Socks, Butters, and cornchip won't let me get their front legs while they're licking their belly. Makes em feel off balance or something, and they gotta move.
Maybe shaye has tips 🤔
They do the nails for 60 ferrets every week, might be worth making a ticket to ask for advice
They've prolly got em fairly trained to it as a habit, on a schedule, I've jsut been doing it as needed.
Shaye usually put them on their back in her lap so they cant roll side to side while she clips their nails
I know cats aren’t the same but i use the same method of putting my kittys on my lap to clip their nails. I don’t do it that often because they love their scratchers but it is effective
oh yeah i forgot Shaye grabs them by the scruff on the back of their neck too cause they dont move when u grab their scruff. Here’s a clip…
Scuffing a ferret ive heard is something you should only do when needed (like to keep them still) because it can stress them out
no cause shaye scruffs them to give them their meds all the time
Yeah thats fine
Just not for like picking them up
Ive seen some people do that with cats
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https://piratesoftware.live
#Shorts #Ferrets #PirateSoftware
ferrets arent cats though. They noodle cats
But both are non newtonian liquids.
True
Idk about ferrets but I was taught if you have to grab a cat by the scruff you should support its weight (cause you don't want to injury the furball) unsure if it's the same as ferrets
peanut with absurd amounts of energy as always
looooong beans
Wild Meanut Lol
Peanut is a young girl and she has some energy ... nothing wrong with that 😄
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/LitigiousPlayfulRhinocerosTriHard-GtlckncFPOeK-MYZ
You should still support their bottom when scuffing a ferret for the same reason. If I have to scruff for any reason I have them resting on my lap when I scruff so they aren't being pulled by gravity
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Kylo's tail needed food too so it can become more fluffy!
Lol
The tail has a mouth of it's own
https://youtube.com/shorts/zpVWRJbHK70?si=GhrkeWwecBbj95fy
Not my ferrets I don't own any
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Sable
Holy crap that is adorable
Its like a fox + cat + ferret looking guy aww
I want to boop the snoot
This seems like the place to link this
https://www.tumblr.com/stealingyourbones/780912820355301376?source=share
Those peets! 😻
Does anyone have a vid of thor explaning Henry's story?
ty ty
Let the king be known far and wide
Oh no, please tell me I didn't miss henry time
Been on the computer just didn't have the stream open
What in the world is that thing? 😂 And why does it sound like me waiting to clock out at the end of the day. Lol
Sable!
The sable (Martes zibellina) is a species of marten, a small omnivorous mammal primarily inhabiting the forest environments of Russia, from the Ural Mountains throughout Siberia, and northern Mongolia. Its habitat also borders eastern Kazakhstan, China, North Korea and Hokkaido, Japan.
The name "sable" originates from Slavic languages and entere...
May all of the sables that got turned into fur coats rest in peace
oh cool! Interesting… thank you 😉
Interesting
Sables are like, the most "animal shape" animals. They got four legs, a head, a neck, a tail, and nothing else. Sables are default shape and i love them
So i just fully watched this, thats something ive never seen him do
Henry rocket services
Wet pants = rocket boosters
They kinda look (to me) like if you crossed a ferret and a bear
they look like ferret fox and maybe bear for the feet
All animals I love so I'm not gonna argue
He was angy, after being forced into the wet world not long before that 
I was watching when it happened but missed it
eepy (peanut maybe)
and peanut is lighter then that
non ferret but my child @scenic zenith since we where chatting about our dogs his looking his age now
I was confused because peanut actually was in the pile and came up later but she under misto in this picture
lol
M O V E
Someone needs to edit “ but here’s the fighter” over this one like the other henry gif
Poor frog lol
Yeah, it took a beating
"That's MY bed, get out!"
Bottom one is a chonker
Ghost is the wiggly one?
white one yeah
Thanks!
Poor frog can't get a break https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/CallousEnchantingTomatoGingerPower-IzjpL63yjOwHCF43
That looks like Roxy 😄
Frog has clearly offended the whole business
Damn Henry, what the hell did froggy do to u besides getting in ur way 😆
Oh no it's back is rip open.
So after a bit of obsessively relearning basic statistics concepts.
Our old vet said the probably of having 2 ferrets with insulinoma (cancerous tumor) was astronomical.. according to cumulative binomial probability... it's about 37%. I did not know 37% was "astronomical"
Probability of success on trial (having insulinoma): 25%
Number of trials (number of ferrets) : 5
Number of successes (number of ferrets having insulinoma): 2
Cumulative probability(chances of having at least 2 out of 5 P(X≥2): 0.36719
36.719%
Astronomical. harrumph
Sentenced to the Ferret's Den for execution
For some reason its public enemy 1
Long lost arctic relative of Pickle?
I think it's because the noodles know Froggy was the target of their king's ire
Astronomical lol it's quite literally one of the most common issues among ferrets 5+
Your old vet is so funny
The trifecta as it were is adrenal disease / insulinoma / heart disease, the big threeee
Over half the ferrets here over 6 have insulinoma ranging in various severity I dish out pred like it's candy baybee😂
I chew through 40mls of pred a month it's wack
Funny.. that's a nice way of saying that.. the tone shifted.. I went in for a routine shot for gizmo (really to follow up) and it changed to "I was just saying it was kind of unusual"
Oh no no, the last time.. he was clearly upset, but was clinging on professionally.. very passive aggressive it was very mocking "so you want prednisone for this "so called insulinoma".
So many cases go undiagnosed too because many people are like "he just died from a seizure it was unpredictable who knew what could have happened dook in peace"
Screaming crying throwing up begging everyone to buy an alphatrak and check blood sugar regularly
I asked the worker I gave the documents to, and according to her he said "I know all of this!"
Okay bestieeeeee that doc needs to pull his head out of his butt
Got it farther up there than a first time ferret meet and greet
Shaye just saying what im thinking reading this 
That's what I mean.. this wasn't a "I told you so thing"
I just like ferrets and want more of them to be alive and healthy...
And common sense tells me, that if one believes it was very statistically unlikely, they would be less adamant about running tests
💯
Which is also so weird because it's literally like.. So easy to test for
Idk why some vets fuss about it
Mostly old school ones
Whats worse is this kind of person (very much so with a kid) will just get a second one, let it happen again and not figure out why
I like the man. I wouldn't dare claim to have one tenth of one percent of the knowledge he has about "exotic" pets.. I've seen turkeys in there. Once there was a fox... I'm just saying.. of the tens of thousands of pieces of information he had learned.. it's not unreasonable to think one or two of them might not have sank in
And I'm sure a lot of people do have ridiculous theories.. I don't know.. this was just an obsession I've had for a couple of weeks.
I know you can't save them all, but it would eat at me if I didn't do what I could..
Not saying I'm on some holy mission.. I just really really like ferrets
It's very past my bedtime, sorry for the sleepy rambles, night friends
Amyth, Paladin of the Ferret, loyal Knight of King Henry.
Welcome to my entire debacle haha it's hard
thank you for what you do Shaye. and you too Amyth. 
Get out of ma frog bed.
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Henry very carefully getting out of the basket"
Wow that was actually really good
He is making so much progress 
Good job henry :)
Ain’t no bones in that boy
oldies are back!!!
sooooooooooooop
Soopies!!
Rusty doesn't want to work for a stick. Sticks should be free
He needs to WORK
It's a Hotdook!! 
or Ferretdog.
Ferretdog, Ferretdog, does whatever a Ferretdog can.
How dare 
pickledog
A VERY eepy King Henry
How many noodles y’alls got?
They have 62
Get 57 more
bucket list entry: pet the King
Lay a glasses cloth over him, give him a lil’ blanket
Petting henry would be the best thing ever
vest
I love how his peets are always spread out when he walks
Lol
I raise you lion henry
Shoe henry
pillow henry
And also small blep
whisker henry
support axolotls
Is this a ferret or a toy?
How is the pasta children? My internet has been down all day so I been avoiding twitch on my data.. 
They eeping
Kitty. owo
I wish I was eeping.
Instead of having catastrophic internet failure.
Theres no doubt more eepers around
Stopped at petco to get Duk Soup on the way home today, their ferrets were marked down from 500 to like 220.
I am deeply glad I have self control.
yeah peacenut in the top right, I think kitty top left
I'm gonna raise you... Henry Fig Froggy Flip
lmao perfect
pepper also did attack
Was so much work so I just did the Henry and Fig one. Will add Roxy later when I have the time. 
@dire quest Don't even. Your first edit is amazing
Not even the same froggy!
yeah all good if you don't want to, that first one is already great
That's amazing, well done on that one 🥲
But it was Nelas who made the edits
Then well done to Nelas ^^ I didn't know :3
the boxed has been sooped (by the one and only misto)
They just are trying to recreate Dutch style housing https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f8/GraphyArchy_-_Wikipedia_00096.jpg
I was wondering what are the chat commands on ferret stream ?
You just type !commands in the chat and you get a list
I wonder what itll happen if the frog plushies are around thor or shaye while wearing the frog onsie from the bonnie bear stream
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/AttractiveTentativePanVoteYea-NUPI_MaNuE82Y3nm
Everyone gathered for stick treats. :D
that's a big congregation of noodles
sheesh! Cowboy is like…”GET OFF MY SHEETS!” 😆
they mean business
oh misto lol
choose one
wrong channel for this
ok but choose
no
I choose Mocha (he's actually in both pictures, but in stealth mode).
I second mocha
I too choose Mocha
Always gotta go with Clint/ Manco
I loved Col. Mortimer though. Great character.
This is in Rotterdam, very close to where I was actually born lol 😄
Henry poop face lol
Always doing his best
Gonna T-1000 thru the bars 
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ConcernedAstuteCurryFunRun-HCyKd6BzDBbqLcf8
Depends on whats on the other side
If its salmon oil then pickle for sure
Salmon stick also works
I saw pictures and people were handing toys or food at the other end of the tube.
Maybe Salt could win if someone used a squeaky toy
Maybe beans if you put peanut behind him
Put beans and blue ball on the other side and peanut will whoosh right through
Henry is speed in open spaces but treads more carefully in toobs
everyone knows the water at the bottom is the freshest
Beans is always such a mood
Mocha, he becomes speed when entering a toob. Except when he doesn't lol
I just got to hold a ferret for the first time and it was nice
henry easily, hes so fast
He is, but as someone already pointed out, he's more careful when he's in a toob :3
toob increases friction on Henry's aerodynamic form. he was meant for the open road
i dont think ive seen anyone go through toob as fast as him though
PLAYTIME!
Love me some chaos
Why are the kitten snakes so floppy
I love them, they’re like beanbags with legs and a face.
So many toys getting stashed right now 🤣
@summer widget @tall path Torchy!!! :D. This picture is so goofy and i love torch. He was very fun to draw 
i love torch so much, this is amazing!

nooooo we can't lose you to the 🫃 too 😭
That's amazing! 😻
wait
waitwaitwaitwait
you drew that???????
I thought that was just a pic of torch 😅
16/10 would look at again
thank you :D
OH MY GOODNESS!! BABY BOYYY 🥹🥹🥹 You did such a good job!!
this is so cute i am inspired to draw my own version
<3
jazzercise
omg thats so cute
we need that as a server emoji
i love his headband 🥹
Happy Torch

Oh my lord, Shaye, that is fantastic! This needs be an emote😁
i hope they buy the ferrets gamecube controllers and high refresh rate monitors
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ferrets everywhere
Which Smash or Mario Kart character would they pick
@summer widget
Also henry has been released
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/RenownedFairWaffleOpieOP-goVinoJ1NGbg_er1
Comparing this to the current state of the room 🤭
HENRY ❤️
The king is napping 😍👑
@summer widget Torch playtime! If you see this later, it's around 17:30 in the VOD
ferretsoftware went live on Twitch. Catch up on their Animals, Aquariums, and Zoos VOD now.
quite a sizeable fellow
that has to be a mix of some sort right?
ye might be a mixed breed i think japan has a couple mustalids
It has that marten/polecat squished face look to it
also sadge cause I translated the text.
prolly just a polecat mix or just a big guy
long mouse edition
I can't remember which but Vivi was either a marshalls ferret or a path valley ferret, not private bred / hybrid
I think he was a marshalls, path valley doesn't do a lot of silvermitts
Just kidding he was from Path Valley
oh i've never heard of path valley before
He was born in 2014 and passed in 2020
Path valley is since closed
They were one of the few competitors with marshalls but the owner passed and no body wanted to take over
Big three used to be Marshalls / Path Valley / Triple F
ahh
op's from japan so i wonder if polecat mixing is the reason why this fellow's so big
probably not though
Nah path valley ferrets were just pretty big
I mean Chili is a marshalls and weighs almost 4lb
Japan doesn't have a lot of hybrids from what I've seen
Most of my ferret friends are in Japan
nice
OH MY GOODNESS
Tyyyyyy
YOU GUYS SPOIL ME🥹
Torch had a very long playtime today
@light basalt https://youtu.be/S60vE2nfrOs?si=cmWBTY_Bol8KVIu-&t=1281
I think sometimes the best collab is one where no one knows you're even there also theres 16 of them. Especially in a giant Rock Paper Scissors game.
I Secretly forced 16 Streamers into a Tournament (They don't know)
THANK YOU TO MY WONDERFUL GUESTS :D
@DougDoug
@PointCrow
@RTGame (kinda)
@PremierTwo
@moxie2D
@failboat
@cjya
@Alpharad
...
i hope Thor see's this since it has the ferrets fight the sumo channel he watches
who won?
between the ferret channel and midnight sumo, midnight sumo won
the little x in the drawing. Im dead 😂 Shaye ur drawings r always so much fun. Ive been patiently waiting to see u draw Cowboy
The chaos group aka genpop is free
Aww🥺
Hahaha I saw this clip earlier! I love him so much
lmao
sneaky little noodle did again after that with the blue ball
oml chilli
no thoughts just ball
Well, thats one way to sleep
@tall path Can you please try and sneak a photo of whoever that is just sleeping upside down?
It's misto I can tell already







