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cat snake pictures are always welcome here 😄
yessss @tall path We need coffee
Then when he is better hopefuly we can have mocha coffee beans jokes
im still in favor of Rex, aka T-Rex since hes so big
Who's a famous human that survived a bunch of random bs
First one that comes to mind is rasputin
well ... Theres Adrian Carton de Wiart
What did they survive?
the belgian soldier who just wouldnt die, 2 world wars they tried
he was shot in the face, skull, hip, ankle and ear
fought in 3 wars, 2 of which were world wars
Hmm Carton as a name would be cool
well he wasnt a belgian soldier i guess, he was born there tho
Best wikipedia entry ever
He was shot in the face, head, stomach, ankle, leg, hip, and ear; was blinded in his left eye; survived two plane crashes; tunnelled out of a prisoner-of-war camp; and tore off his own severely injured fingers when a doctor declined to amputate them. Describing his experiences in the First World War, he wrote, "Frankly, I had enjoyed the war."
i cant think of anyone who survived more then this beast of a man
that was that sniper yeah ?
Lmao i just have seen a pretty funny reel about ferrets which said:
Ferrets are really just hamsters with cat software.
Yeh the white death
hmm idk I think a coffee bean name would be good, since he is a cross of mocha and beans. and beans also has attacked the pop filter before lol
https://youtube.com/shorts/nXdz348_oe4?si=CCmfU2QuUp-vAaqp
idk why I automatically thought ferrets didn’t burp but it makes sense and is kind of hilarious
Very eepy mocha
Rusty BIG pout
1, 2, 3, 4, i keep pouting on the floor
new baby??
New baby!
That there is a big boi!
Tube rollercoaster
x.x I'm panicking a bit right now...
whats the problem?
Household funds after payday didn't leave me enough to buy ferret food...I'm extra stressed and SICK of being without a job...
You should take care of yourself first (pay for rent, food, electricity, water, etc.).
If you have have problems with basic things like food for your pets, you are just one emergency away from very serious problems. I know this isn't an easy choice, but you should really think about giving them to a rescue.
I can only second this.
This is my first time having any issues, and it only happened because right now my friends are hurting a little too and couldn't help out as much, and I've had no luck with work, including online of any kind
I'm still trying to fix it, but it's coming a little close this particular time
Well....speaking of...now it's handled x.x thank GOD
Thats good to hear! Wishing the best to you and your noodles
Thanks!
I appreciate everyone here, and I especially appreciate the concern and well wishes and advice x.x it means a lot
I just really hope I get out of this god forsaken rut soon...
Go Henry go!
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/DeliciousFaithfulRadishHeyGuys-t-3AS5_mh4qr1xN6
Hey everyone. I just want to pass this post from BlueSky to someone with ferret experience. Some guys in UA found a ferret in trash and need advice how to take care of it until they can get to vet (which is on Tue). Here's the link to the original post: https://bsky.app/profile/svora.bsky.social/post/3lkiutmebb22g
Who has experience with ferrets?
Roman found it in the trash, it's very thin, it seems like a girl... We need to get vaccinated against rabies, but the doctor will only be able to examine it on Tuesday... give me some advice on care🫂
Aw lil baby 🥺
she looks abandoned maybe :( mostly because she is acting sweet to the person
Can we also talk about how great that guys beard is
first time I've seen one of the ferrets pull off an "escape" live
Salt will not be contained as well!
salt and onion are trading tips
This is actually Luna! She was the last oldie standing this morning
already renamed it, somehow in the embed it still pulls the old Title of the Video 🤷
mouse
mouse when no thor uppies
Omg I love it!
Yes! Emote plz
Peep & treat stick 😋
peepo!!
Henry sleeping in mango earlier
The king!!! 👑
THE FERRETS ARE FREE https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware?referrer=raid
Worm on a string antics up there
Spud and his donuts 🍩
Awww
aww spud
baby
🎣
Furry wormy
@torn gorge Please help ID in above photos ❤️
1st one definitely has Hazel, third definitely has Misto
im confused about the brown one becuase its not hawk
Maybe Scotch and Def Spud in the first?
Shaye has been refuting all of my ids lately, i am exposed as a sham
😱
those looks like ferrets to me
1st pic looks like Hazel, Spud, and Scotch
100% sure Hazel, 80% sure Spud, 10% sure Scotch
That face kinda looks like tobert
I thought MAYBE Tobert
Hazel whiskey louise
F
See? A sham
My best guesses
2nd pic clockwise from top: kahlua whiskey cash louise misto
I just can't tell spud and whiskey apart rn
3rd pick clockwise from 3oclock: spud whiskey misto
all hail the Ferretmancer Shaye
Thank you Shaye lmao
Ferretmancer 
do noses not change seasonally?
that would be great
@tall path my parents think that all Ferrets smell worse than a Reddit moderator what do I tell them to convince otherwise
That ferrets have camera documented hygeine routines while there is no such documentation for reddit moderators
I believe ferret stink comes from one of two sources. Either they didn't have their scent gland removed, in which case, run for the hills you're about to get skunked out of your house or bad hygiene by the owners. Ferrets will largely clean themselves and don't need a lot of bathing, bathing too often and with soap will cause them to overproduce scent and start to smell.
Ferrets that don't have their scent glands removed don't smell THAT bad lol, they just smell a little stronger than de-scented ferrets. I've only ever met ferrets that still had their glands cause it's illegal to remove them here (medical reasons excepted). Now ferrets who haven't been de-sexed however... when they're in season you better find something to plug your nostrils with, from what I've heard 😂 But yes, bad hygiene from owners, over-bathing etc will cause ferrets to stink for sure
a lot of people say that ferrets have a sort of "musk" to them. i wouldnt be able to say because i have little to no sense of smell
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/AmorphousCrispyGoldfishPJSalt-UdQZm3ohsIbr3bk0
Just been browsing the wiki. What happened with Salt_2? I didn't realise we'd lost one 🫡
Yeah a couple of weeks ago.
No, sorry, it was Skye that was a couple of weeks ago, Salt 2.0 was more recent. I don't think there was an official announcement. 🥺
This is shaye confirming what chat was discussing, he had a sugar crash and started seizing
There might not be an announcement because its pretty emotionally draining but the wiki is in the process of being updated
Thank you for the update anyway. I can't imagine how difficult it is for you guys! Keep up the amazing work
In happier news henry is running around on stream right now

I know you ferret people know, but we all appreciate you guys working on the wiki and being so awesome 
I just thought I'd mention it
meanwhile the wiki peeps are like this with shaye for any info or pics
btw, we did just do a pic upload >.>
mai tai, scotch, toby, beef all have new pics from the ever amazing shaye and maddie
I need a King Henry fix
Truth ^
boof pictures yess
Thor just mentioned something’s wrong with ghost but I missed the actual problem. Anyone know?
Nevermind answered a second time
What did he say? Just that she's going to work with Shaye?
Possible heart problem iirc. Coughing a lot
i hope shes ok 🥺
Thor said it is advanced heart disease
Oh no, poor Ghost. I hope she'll be okay. She's in good hands 
soup
do you have a clip or timestamp for me?
That is a toy, did you make a ticket?
I just read Twitch chat and see a ticket has been made already^^
i was washing dishes, yeah Ada put one in
They have been stashing toys a lot recently
They're getting smart about it too I hate it
They seem to have learned that if they go to sleep on top of toys, they won't get removed as quickly, I've seen them do this a few times now
Yo
Das perfekte animierte Pirate software Ferret-GIF für deine Unterhaltung. Entdecke und teile die besten GIFs auf Tenor.
Salt literally took all the toys Maddie offered her yesterday (or two days ago) and stashed them under the pad....
angora ferret!
Hello
omg at least dont stash your toy where you poop
silly noodles
I'm assuming it was stashed on the platform above and just fell into the poop bin at some point tbh
They're evolving
Yes that would make a lot more sense lol. But imagine if they learn to hide contraband by covering them with litter, just taking them out when maddie/shaye are out of the room
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/HedonisticSwissBaconChocolateRain-JrpYFEfa1FPA2IG6 i have a feeling this is toby and louise but im not sure lol
The guy installing my Ikea cupboards today once received a ferret via the ferret distribution system. He said he was a chonk and lived (was spoiled) for about 14 years (Australian genetic pool).
He was happy to see the ferret stream on my tv.
awwweee
I didn't know there's such system exist.
Were those ferrets on playtime when he saw it?
Nightcam 😊
He lived in a rural area and it showed up on his doorstep 🤣
They checked all the neighbours and no one admitted to owning it.
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/TsundereTangibleOilANELE-QckYL_t4pHcRAzRT
just had a reset, so refresh those tabs if you can 🙂
autorefresh 😎
i have that aswell
That's nice of him keeping it.
I wish i had a ferrets 
Same.
I wish I had someone who had ferrets so I could visit them
I don't think I'd want to be an owner
mood
As my ferrets are imaginary i can both afford and care for them 
Discover The Ferret 🥰🐾 #ferret #ferretsoftiktok #fyp #animals
This video has beens shared so many times lol
I dont like it much, theyre mean to the babies
Not my idea of humor
They also use a lot of meme and popular clip footage and not original content
tobert
Beans chillin
I've just seen the news #sponsored message it's great that some of the proceeds go to the rescue

I fully intend to make a cross stitch of the one with beans plotting heists under the “beware of attack ferret” sign
in a few years when genpop gets to oldies age, do we call em oldies? old pop?
if there has, I missed it
don't think there was
From what I remember being told, once they slow down they get moved to the oldies group, it's not like all of genpop is the same age and will get old at the same time, some are not even a year old yet while others I think are at least 4 years old and starting to reach that oldie age
I like your pfp. He looks upset and classy
Classic gen like rock to old rock is now classic rock?
Badger gamer
Look at him go! 
whats he playing
thousand year door
epic gamer moment
Are you winning son?
Rivals of aether 2
yes
Oh he is labbing cause peepo keeps kicking his ass, makes sense
So fast and wiggly 😄🥰
Torch really likes h00man
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Torch trying to dry after visiting wet world!"
yeah, Torch was not a fan
Torch is a cutie
Aw dangit I missed Torch
yeah he was on a bit earlier
Shaye giving soup to Torch. He got a thumb up
awe
It's confirmed Shaye works with henry 
I will willingly welcome our savior Henry 
now i am curious what would each ferrets favorite game be?
henry would be mario kart
The Henry game
Onion's would be Mirror's Edge. Parkour to freedom
The one that won the previous game jam
i feel like mouse would be monster hunter
I think Torch would also be Monster Hunter
if not monster hunter, definitely shadow of the colossus
titan fall with thor as her titan would also work
'insert music "bella note" from "lady and the tramp" '
Onion definitely: shadow of the colossus
Cant watch the babies rn :(
I think I saw a toy get stashed in genpops cage just then
@tall path this is the fur baby uprising, soon they shall conquer FerretSoftware, then THE WORLD!!!!! dun dun dunnnn
hwo did you get these
I took them lol
oh that means your there lol took me a minute
ADHD worm puppies
Pool noodles having a belly flop contest
Yep!
Ain’t no bones in that there wiggler
An attempt at id for the first picture (just for fun)
All right except switch Scotch and cash!
Oh wow i did not think i was gonna get whiskey :D
Eepy Henry
so cute
Which one is that
Pepper (feat moose's beans)
beautiful
Can I boop the tiny nose?
At your own risk, sure
moose did not consent to be in the picture
Shaye took it youll have to talk to them about the legal details
To be fair, the "Hold still you lil sh*t!" grab is most amusing. 
Maddie is a magician
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/DifferentEnjoyableRamenBleedPurple-KxAHV23sewbLCf5J
Ohh my heart Henry eepy
Henry is the most adorable fur baby sleeping on his pizza bed . I love that Thor tucked him amongst his toys
🍕

beautiful creatures
Toby?
I love the chaos noodles
All of them
noodle
I wonder if they've ever considered attaching something like lexan to the front of the fence. Use a nut, bolt and washer on each corner to hold it in place and it would make a smooth surface that would be harder for the ferrets to climb up. Its also durable enough to not worry about ferret claws and light weight enough to not make the fence overly heavy.
Tob-eans 🫘
yes
Yup
:>
I printed a thing :D
Art by shaye, posted further up in this channel
Artist: siberianlizard
Ferret kisses seem very lovey and sweet....
Until you then observe the ferret who kisses you sniffing another ferrets bum while they are pooping
They're all up in there
Omg I love it!
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/CorrectEntertainingCheesecakeBIRB-LK6ulxlj8bxRKW93
LOL peanut being a sneaky little stasher
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/EnergeticAgileLarkBlargNaut-SJn97BMLopw2u8RY Speaking of Peanut
She's so cute 

i love peanut and pickle!!!
This needs to be on merch 🤣
Perhaps? o.o
I’m also going to try to print some pics, definitely starting with henry
This one is my favorite
Ok definitely starting with that
The background might be a bit hard though… we’ll see
Looks like he's going to UwU
Isn't he pooping in that one? 🤣
Leaving a royal gift to his favorite subject
Ferret yoga
aaaa too many good pics
I need the file for this (if you don't mind sharing it
Art is by Shaye, she posted it further up in here a little bit ago
Thx
saw this cute picture on facebook, reminds me of how wigglers act!
Power armor
Armor buff, can't take damage
the way some of its falling off really emphasizes them being yoinked out of it 
Oh those things are awful. They stick to skin and fur so well it’s impossible to get them off. My cat got in a box with them and it was a huge pain
dippin dots
is this pickle
yep pickle
he looks so light in that pic
Indeed
his face markings
Winter pickle is pretty light
Hes so pretty in the winter
Very true
Not nearly as good as the other one, but still henny
deep fried henny
After todays stream conversation about eating clones maybe we shouldn’t deep fry the ferrets 🍗
that's really cool!
henry drawn very quickly because he is adorable
ooooo I wanna try printing that
oh go ahead i hope it works
oooh Toast you're so talented 
which noodle is that?
pickle
The infamous water digger
Why sleep on the very fluffy cushion while I can be under?
brought a freshly pooped ferret to the new house for fun (ferrets haven't been moved yet) and this is the first time I've ever seen him bottle brushed
aw hes excited
thank you so much!
I love the drama
They wanna go out
Are the oldies going to help fold the laundry?
ofc
Is this a noodle? If so, who please. (for those who saw earlier as from this you wouldn't be able to tell)
Henry was in there but shaye took him to bed
Ahhh, thanks 🙂 👑

Motion capture suit
Do you do commissions?
Double ferret action
I let my babies have a tissue box today, these are some cute pics I took of them!
not really, i draw for fun only right now
"Ive been shot!" - Beans
@hollow ibex
Is it printed with a 3D printer ?
beans drama queen (colorized)
i dont normally draw like this but it was funny so
Omg thats freaking adorable
You can almost hear them screaming like "WHYYYY MOTHEEEER"
I hear, "I'm Melting!!" but... yeah...
yep!
Wow that's impressive
this one was done with 5 colors
I need more brown filaments, atm I can barely even print a pickle.
I have a very normal amount of filament.... 😅
Ohhhh I love your floor! Might be a weird thing to say, but I really like it lol 🥲
lol your good it’s easy to clean so I like it too!
TGA graphics card
It's a good floor. We got something similar
It'll never happen, but I wish someone would do research on why some ferrets kiss some humans but not others we have 5 ferrets. Two of them kiss me but not husband one gives husband kisses but not me.. and two will just give it up to whoever 🤷♀️
We think one kisses me but not him because she doesn't like his facial hair
Ferrets looooove facial hair
Haha one licks his goatee, but the other stopped when he grew it out 🤷♀️
Also! They ran tests on Sushi, she apparently doesn't have lymphoma after all. They thought the glands in her neck were enlarged, but when they put her under the bulging disappeared, so they think she just has thicker neck muscles then average, but they are going to start using the treatment you recommended for other ferrets here!
You can take that out of context.
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ObliviousAcceptableCucumberEagleEye-PbuX2sTE7d4gxHhs
Pickle loading
In ferret room B, we have the boys plus old sweet lady Sushi... was doing the "good-night check" to make sure everyone was home.. and I came across this.. I know it doesn't seem like a big deal, but I've never seen them all sleep together. Usually it's the boys togetherwith sushi since, or gizmo (middle aged boy) with sushi....
The ferrets are abit bite y
Everyone wants to eat hazel today :c
They hunger for chaos.
Soon...
rusty and luna stick battle 😄
consume the hazel
few minutes after last stick, back to pouting
give them what they want from you
Poor rusty, after the excitement of stick wears off he has to start the long wait for the next one 🥺
Imagine living in a world where sticks exist but you have none 
he's looking right into our soul
Pepper and Moose cuddling
Rusty
Rusty and Luna
Rusty and banana eating sticks
Moxie
Fig
Babies 🥹 💖
Omg so cute
Eepies and Peekies! Thanks for super cute pictures, Mads! 
Moxie is all "When am I?"
Lol I may have disturbed her nap to get those photos
I'm sure she has a bunch of naps stashed up for later 
can I have him
Bananas tongue lol
anybody know who it was playing with Maddie and hung off her elbow so I can rename the clip? I know its VONS but not who exactly
Vincent!
The hands on the hips when Maddie gets over there is funny
"You know exactly what you did buster"
aww nacho eyebrows
Awwww
Do they recognize their names when they get called like a dog or cat would?
strategically placed water bowl 🤣
oh peepo!!
Ferrets at work! ^_^ https://fixupx.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1903710332419215656
Fun fact.
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︀︀Ferrets are trained and used to help pull electrical wiring through hard-to-reach places.
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all the ferts everywhere
noodles with jobs
"woah, someone was trying to escape? crazy. anyways, I'm just gonna go back to drinking water, which is totally what I was doing before you came over... yep"
awwwww
maddie if its not do much to ask, could you take a picture of thelma? she has no wiki pictures and it would be great to give the hard to identify sables more pictures :D
Yeah when I find her I can!
thank you :)
baby noodles
"i have no idea where i am or how I got here"
@light basalt Can we get a good mugshot of Demeter if she's still out and about?
Demeter
HUZZAH!
So many baby pics ❤️ thank you maddie!!!!
oh yeah we should totally keep looking for ferrets who don't have many pics taken of them in the wiki :o
Toby
louise
pepper 2, mishka
the rest of the business has a decent amt of pics in their respective galleries
@modest lake Keep in mind, some of them are new, and we are working on it for the wiki in the background 🙂
totally! thank you
did chili and demeter get jailed for climbing?
Yep!
they're innocent 🥹
someone hire Dook & Dook, FAL for them
gosh they look really similar when theyre together
Hazel did not like where that bowel was
Or did not want to share
They legit look like fraternal twins doing time in the slammer, petitioning to get out b/c their only sin is climbs against humanity 😂
hmm
this looks a bit tiny, are they bigger ones?
Shaye said to babysit Henry, so I shall
Henry: I kind of feel like...somebody's waaaatchin meeeee~
see now thats a setup i need for work. 1 monitor for ferrets, 2 for projects!
Or...1 monitor for youtube ferrets, 1 monitor for twitch ferrets, 1 monitor for projects.
or in my case all 3 monitors for ferrets
The funny thing is, my 1 ferret monitor is a double duty screen for photography work
sounds like you need more screens
.>
:p
Tho fun thing about that 1 screen, its color calibrated so its very much what the camera and obs spits out to twitch color wise
I cant show it properly but in person you can very much see the diffrence, for example that orange slim is 2 diffrent shades of orange
I can see the difference, but not which is the calibrated one >.>
I also need more monitors, I only have one right now 😭
ferrets only get to go in the background
the hp is the calibrated one
the one to the right of the middle one
Somehow jail looks bigger with those 2 in it, than it does when it's just Beans in there... 🥲
Saaaame 😭 But we don't have space for more monitors on the desk....
i have one laptop with a broken hinge so im in need of a repair
are you already using a monitor mount? that gives you some placement flexibility
There's no space for that either, as our tv is right above the desk! I'm sitting side-on to the desk, so the tv is on my right side, sadly no use either as a monitor
One of these days I need to take a photo of my setup so people actually understand how little space I have lol 🥲
Have you tried getting more space
I did, the cat said "nope, my space!"
Give cat ferret screen
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SparklingObeseOryxCoolCat-iBMZhBcYxkxcU70T
He's not smart enough to understand that D: Literally he will not see the ferrets on the screen, he sits on my keyboard while I watch the ferrets often enough, nothing 😂
Thats funny, most cats love the channel
Yeah, mine gave his braincell to Peanut...
My cat takes no notice of what is happening on any screen
Rusty might be addicted to sticks now
Looking at shaye like wtf is this? Am i a joke to you??
How can you abandon torch like this 😭
Torch single playtime?
Yeah he likes humans not other noodles
Damn that's so sad. 😭
i didnt know ghost was chill like that
i thought she'd get mad
Once the oldies wake up she will activate. If they are sleeping she is ok with it apparently
He seems very happy tbh, he loves shaye
Yeah, i have figured that out.
that there is a tantrum lol
how dare
Nooooo dont leave torchy
Shaye, do we have a pic of big mike?
(Didn't see it in a quick scroll up. Didn't wanna repeat the Ferrets are Too Smart video sillyness)
yep was posted in here a few days ago :)
starting a counter for this video now?
To be fair the ferrets too smart vid was worth clicking every time
Is this to string a line lmao?
Yup! Fert with a job
Looks like this version cut out the pipe scritch and changed the music
The scritch is vital in getting the fert out!!
Heres the og
The rematch
Royal bean soop
Clean the beans 🐾
pickle???? o-o
Imposter (cute af tho)
Now with a voiceover! https://youtube.com/shorts/TbGvdAj1XgA
Voiceover by Dusty🗣️Dubs
Lil peanut (will draw her more when i have time)
meanut
Got a ferret monitor hooked up :D
On the rare occasions I get to work from home, I pop the ferrets on the tv 😁
See posts, photos and more on Facebook.
You got beefs tail wrong!
Do you think Onion is looking at the wicker thing from her cage wishing she could get to it and yeet herself over the fence?
Mom don't go to work yet! You hafta watch us rassle on the couch!
The "couch stairs" were a great investment
maddie playtime timestamp https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2412215100?t=37h23m32s
ty
and Pickle only poops near the waterbowl, come on 😛
Wonder what's the Food that you guys feed the ferrets??
#ferret-ticket <- this is what i mentioned on youtube
I'm unsure how to do this.
You can see an example here: https://throne.com/piratesoftware
But if you want more Information or in greater detail, like Starr said, please create a Ferret Ticket. You can do that with the press of the button.
looks like a compromised account - lots of legit posting history
yeah probably, but better to delete it to make sure others dont click on it
safety of everyone here is very important
oh 100%
Ferrets with jobs is definitely something I need more of in my life
Assuming it isn't cruel
I think 6
In the case of that vid, it seems fine. Much like letting a herd dog herd.
Cornchip is a deep sleeper. He didn't even wake up when i opened the cage to get this shot.
Me when my parents dragged me out of bed for school when i was a kid
Hehe
I have found one thing he'll snap awake for tho. When i give him and the other boys salmon oil, i do it by tapping the bottle on the floor of the cage to get it to spit out a little pool. First tap is socks, second tap is eggo, third tap, and cornchip literally snaps to his feet, fully awake and already reaching his tongue out to find his puddle.
Salmon is ferret crack confirmed
Haven't talked about it in a bit, cause no news, but it looks like we're getting the girls a bit early. Last i'd heard was April 10th, but we just got told "sometime in the next five days"
These are the girls that used to be a bonded set with Eggo and Socks, before 20 something relationship drama happened.
Still gonna do the 2 week quarantine when we get em, since they've been apart for about a year at this point, and cornchip is a new coworker the girls haven't met yet.
but when they meet back up, yeah. Cause the prior owners are gonna want em too.
#4 in this channel I think, though one was just reposting with a voiceover
spinning noodle cute af
Henry do a pretzel
Awww
I thought that was 2 noods for a sec
One noodle zero bones
I keep thinking there should be 2 ferrets in that picture.
The picture needs more bones
Liquid
But 1000% cuteness
Henry!
We 100% need a video of this 😂
I had a FFXV song Cosmogony playing while watching it and he was perfectly in time 😮
The Golden Henry Ratio
Henry has his own way of looking at the world ok XD
jack now vs what he might have looked like when younger
Cute!!
ty :)
Is Henry okay? 🥺
Yea he is fine, normal Henry things happened
ferret skeletons are super cool. i wish i could turn my head all the way around
Neat! Ferret Sushi somehow has a contagious parasitic infection. So vet wants us to treat all 5 just to be safe.. no biggie.. nothing wrong with that. No big deal
You're not an owl 😜
And their bones are flexible, that's how they can squeeze under 1" gaps
baby
Cheese is a supermodel. She is just so pretty
thats literally shayes xitter acc
Aww cheese
Pretty baby
i love that right below this there's also a battle going on
Im pretty sure the ferret stream is frozen as there is no daylight coming into the room and nothing has moved since the stream restarted 9 hours ago.
The stream ferrets are working, so the stream is fine at least.
yeah, looks like the camera feed broke. Even when there are no wigglers out to move stuff, there should be changes in light and also some movement in the corner we see from genpop, which also hasn't changed a single bit.
I suggest to make a ferret ticket.
OBS had crashed, it's up again.
Stream is working and maddie is there
man i miss looking at the carpet
1200 viewers and one noticed the cam feed had crashed. Everyone else, like me, just watched a frozen stream for ~10hrs and didn't notice anything.
The wigglers could've done anything, like planning to take over the world. We will never know.
CarpetSoftware 
Well we did also worship a blue light for a day or two.
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aslong as ads keep playing, we will never notice 😛
its fixed now, thats all that matters
High chance to cause confusion to other business members around them including themselves
Babies unleashed!!
Lol
Found this guy at the zoo.
Smithsonian
Kahlua
Spud
Jinx (naughty)
Mimosa
Maitai
Thelma
Pickle
Mishka
@torn gorge @scenic zenith 🥒
All the teeth marks on the ball! It is well loved
The blue ball is such a hit with the noodles, they all love to stash it
Lucky
@light basalt What did you feed them today, even Mocha was bouncing around, zooming like crazy for a good hour! I loved every second of it 😁
Haha I don't know! I think they all have spring fever @violet owl
Thank you so much for the beautiful pictures Maddie! 
wow pickle's face is pretty light right now
Pickle roaning out a little ?
Maybe a little! Not as much as peanut though
Also that picture of spud is adorable
🤣
Goddammit, Of course my Dream Deja'Vu's show me this.. God, it was 2 years ago..
I asked my ferret today why he always trying to escape his room and he said melm melm ywan 🤔 need a ferret translator!
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Henry is going. Maybe not places, but he's going!!"
Voiceover by Dusty🗣️Dubs
anyone know who this is? i really dont know maybe louise?
nose doesnt really fit tho
wait tito maybe
Tito or Hawk, would be my guess
We checked with Shaye. They said it's Cashew
lol i would not have expected that
4 action shots of the werms 
WAIT THATS SHAYES ACCOUNT?
Bcjfjgjg i found it completely by accident h e l p
I was like... wow those wigglers look familiar. Must have been the wind
yes thats shayes twitter account
Hello everyone
This one could be used as meme template 
The friend group when "That friend" gets the mic at karaoke
But have you seen the smart ferret video from YT? 😉
I love luckys face in this one lmao
They’re all so precious
Those pictures always make me want them but I fully recognize I don’t have the capacity to take care of them
Please universe just let me hug 1 noodle
Are we allowed to post our own ferrets?
Yes!
All fur noodles are welcome
allowed? no. you are obligated to
If ferrets are not posted there is a high likelihood that chat will use its one braincell to riot
what are the names of there noodles
Loki is the dark fur. Astrid is albino
Awwwww
What about posting short fat noodles
Bit of a stretch of the def but
He big chillin
Just a different angle of loki or Astrid
🤔 You know, if they're supposed to be social animals and not kept singularly, then the universe may let you hug 2 noodles!
I approve of elbow macaroni noodles 😁
I prefer north american house hippos
pitbulls?
The wait is over. New Video Alert!
Watch here: https://youtu.be/FFoZHnwlB1s, and tell us what we should explain next.
This is a furry potato (guinea pig), also called a squeaky loaf, and sometimes called a whistle tater. And they're completely adorable, with their sniffy whifflers, snack seekers, floppy listeners, teeny tippy tappies, and litt...
at 30 seconds in
hairless guinea pigs
Ooh, gnocchi, not elbow macaroni. Of course!
Aww
Generally non-ferret fuzzies go to #pets-and-plants
Though i dont think anyone here hates cute fuzzy things
Is that channel like a members only channel cuz it keeps telling me I have no access to it
nah you just gotta select The Pit in the options
in channels and roles
enjoy thorchan with your pets
My wife nessapiche made this guy! I present King Henry!
It's positively adorable.
awwww!
SOOOO CUTE
DAWWWWWW
Noodles don’t need organs
80% fluff
people may think this is funny, but it's actually not. From what i heared they could get stuck and this will result in an emergency situation in no time.
Yes sorry this is dangerous and many ferrets have suffocated getting stuck in paper towel / toilet paper rolls
ah, my bad
i was wondering what the ping was for. i dont know anything aobut ferrets so i'll keep that in mind for next time
though to redo the meme i might make a stickbug version of a ferret, lol (artwork)
🥔
🥔
Mistoffelees
Kahlua
Various Hazel
Peebutt
Cash
Tito
Mai Tai
Toby
Cowboy Baby
Henny
shaye pictures!!
mistooooooooooo
They're all so fuzzy! 
Except cowboy 🤠
Cowboy still gots some fuzz on face 
mai tai looking very ready for summer
Cowboy is fuzzy in our hearts
Thanks for the amazing photo's once again Shaye, I love all of them! Misto is so handsome 😻
i love princess meanut. quite a photogenic baby
Mistoooo! And Cowboy all swaddled like a baby~
Toooooorch!! ❤️
Gorgeous boy
TORCH!!!
SHAYE YOU'RE THE BEST TYSMMMMM
Does he get along with anyone yet or do you think he ever will?
(I'm so glad he loves people XD)
Who needs other ferrets when he has a Shaye?
torch doesnt need other ferrets hes obsessed with shaye
i love all of these photos
if you scroll way up there's lots more from the past as well, or just search for stuff posted by Shaye with an image attached
the toob pic is "paint me like one of your french ferrets"
You implying Shaye isn't ferrets 😱
I wanna touch the belly 😍
Oh no, the Shaye paradox. Torch doesn't like other ferrets, but likes Shaye...hmmmm
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/JoyousDullMageNerfBlueBlaster-EUzdZbjkUDXzsVaR We have pictures https://ferrets.piratesoftware.wiki/w/images/ferrets/7/75/Henry_Pretzel.png
no bones henry
No wonder he keeps going in circles. He IS a circle!
henry is ouroboros
The golden ratio
Babies are out!
No food wasted, that's good
They are very responsible noodles
Why does that work... i said it as a joke... nature is weird
what a goober lmao
imagine eating your kibble and then chili crush you with an empty soup bowl outta nowhere
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/NurturingSmoothStorkBigBrother-nMJIBN71fPQYbnkT
lmao
Pretty rude
That’s a big boy!
Chonky baby 🥺
Thor says big mike but he is big mac
Not to Thor he's not 😂
Or to the Goblins, because you know what they're like 😜
when have their opinions mattered
is big mac new to the business?
wow he is pretty big. i definitely want to see him, chili and mocha side to side
His greed disgusts me
how did you get peanut :0
yeah he's pretty new, probably still in quarantine
lmfao
Look at him licking his lips
gluttony at its finest
Can confirm, that was me at my finest
lost in the sauce
Baby
Reminded me of this
(Just pretend it's a ferret)
My question is. Why is the food in the play area? 🤔
panda pattern
Peanut needs goals.
Mocha isn't that big, Beans and Misto are (were) bigger last weigh in, as were Kahlua and Hawk iirc 😛 Mocha weighed about the same as Pickle during the last weigh in they did
Why you interrupt his meal? Rude 
It's ridiculous that a car that size would have so much food. He is a rotten to the core
They usually don't bother it and it's not there permanently. Plus the only real danger there is would be someone knocking it over and making me clean.
He wasn't moving for a minute I was making sure he wasn't stuck but I'm pretty sure he was just chilling eating now
damn it! I meant top right… im dumb 😆
top left from the ferrets perspective
i just realized it was cash in the top right lol
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/PlainSlickEndiveSmoocherZ-q2Xb0IqmtB7LNMJU
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Henry is going. Maybe not places, but he's going!!"
Previous vet seems to think insulinoma is rare in ferrets. Anyone know of any free scientific studies that show the accurate percentage of occurrence?
@low pumice this report says its 22-25% chance. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5397995/
Thank you so much! If you happen to have free time to find another, I can get you a random cheap steam key lol.
Trying to put together a few that are legit peer reviewed things so he doesn't think it's a one off. He's a smart man, but I think he's locked into using the data that was available when he got his degree a few decades ago. I've changed vets, but I'm insane and am worried about other ferrets.
He didn't want to treat a second ferret of ours because "the chances of having insulinoma in two was astronomical" he must be thinking of cats. It's rare in cats
We have a new vet, but I'm obsessed with helping ferrets in general
It cited 2 sources for the percentage are both are quite old, so you might want to try find newer studies if you can.
Although prednisolone is cheap through them. So I'm not being entirely unselfish
I missed one
I'm sorry, I only see https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5397995/
What's the other?
i meant they cited 2 different sources in this article
Oh shoot okay thanks. I had just bookmarked that one
Sorry. 3am. Dozed off researching this, then woke up
I'll use that with what I found earlier, I'll let you know if he responds positively. I know there's kind of an ego thing there. He went to school for 8+. And I'm sure he deals with tons of people who think they know what they are talking about, but don't.. that's why I was looking for legit studies.
I really appreciate it
I'm sure he is going off of old information or something (they don't have email) 😾
If you need more studies, I find it easy to ask chatgpt for articles and then look at the cited works for the original studies.
Indeed.
Noodles are life
salute
So sorry, can you tell me what page it's on? I can't seem to find it and I'm dozing off
Promise I'll leave you alone
it is page 9 under "Insulin-Secreting Pancreatic Islet Cell Tumor"
another tip is press "F3" to look up words on a page
Hmm okay. Think we're looking at different things
press F3 and type insulinoma into the bar
thats also not the article i linked
I did ctrl-f and 22 and 25. No match.
Well that explains it
🤷♀️
I dunno what happened. I got it now. Printing. Thank you! Sorry à
get some sleep you need it
Thanks. I know I sound like an idiot. I've been at this for many hours
I have a master's I promise haha
Night friend
gn
playtime camera \o/
Before i drift off. Here's our second ferret who was diagnosed with insulinoma having tremors that our old vet would not treat, because insulinoma is so "incredibly rare" the chances of us having two are "astronomically small
After bringing her in twice because she was constantly sleeping
She was diagnosed with our new vet btw. Old vet didn't even suggest a glucose check, even though I said she was lethargic and laying in unusual positions and places
Makes my heart sad. New vet did a glucose check reading 47, without fasting.. that's in the super-confirmed category
Poor noodle 😦
older vets need to be forced to update their care technique, your noodles don't deserve to be treated like that.
poor girl :(
We changed primary vets, but I worry about other people's ferrets.. because I'm crazy
@pallid mango thanks again. I was suuuper sleep deprived. Sorry about that




