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Yeah thats true you can be blunt without being rude, but some times people still misunderstand it yk.
yeah...
Tis the way of life ;w; just gotta do your best
That's really frickin cool! My partner needs one of those lol
My favorite thing is crank my charisma up, dress someone down, and have them thank me for it...
https://uniquedice.com/collections/unique-dice-original-series
if you are looking for dice i always wanted to order from. i never have but always thought these look amazing
How many Onion escape attempts so far? Or is Shaye being in the corner preventing them? 🤣
@tall path can you DM me? I have another question about my ferrets, but I want to keep this information readily available for me to look at~
Oh we have literal millions of dice in this house (he's got a box that's like 1mx1mx1m FULL of dice + some random sets floating around the house lol), but a dice fidget seems like an amazing birthday gift for him^^ We tend to get most dice either from random kickstarters or DNDice.co.uk Since we have a 10% off with them and other stuff for rpg's we tend to get from Gemhammer.com cause we have 20% off with them as well^^) But thanks for the tip, I will def put them on the list of places to look for nice dice in the future for other friends! 😁
My babies refuse to stay still for pictures, other stuff, such as cuddles, sure, but NOT pictures!
they are cute
middle bottom is my favorite, I only got his ear, but she's in the back like "Why you taken pictures? HUH!?"
"oh shit camera run"
They are adorable <3
the top middle is funny too, Normal Noodle, and then a wet otter
There all so cute
just 2
1 male, 1 female, Male is the Bandit, Names Chomper, despite the name, does NOT chomp, Albino is Female, name is Yang, sadly before I got them, she had a brother that passed away from an ear infection
which is yes, why names are not Yin & Yang
but my little nickname for them together is "The Yangaroni and the Chomps" or "Chomptastic and the Yanger"
you should take a sleepy photo of them
easier said than done
they wake up to the smallest things...
lol
Finally released from mail jail. 
get them to eat soup together?
Don't have soup for them x.x
torch eep by Mt. Shaye
Eeby
Eppy Torch <3
Eeby Shaye too
that's a pinball moment
oh no peanut got an invisibility cloak
I love henry
Henry disappeared again 
Eeping at catipiller
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Henry assisted sooping! Still a bit wiggly."
Henry appears displeased with the harness.
@tall path Henry! I wanted to draw him because he looked so cute in that picture 
awwwwwh 
so cute
That was so quick! so cute 
thank you everyone :D
Hey. im sorry for earlier. I found another way to have some fun without bothering anyone. I was in hangout three if you want to found out what happened
<@&362005405901127710>
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You're all good
it's like if you took a propeller out of the water as the engine is still on
I'm glad it's not just me. The Beans plush is our class mascot. My gaggle of Year 4 (8-9 year old) kids worship the plush like a god 🤣 They love the stream too, it's good quiet-time watching @tall path
I've got a 9 year old, so same age range!
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SleepyGloriousEagleWow-VtFMxdaDSZZM82D6
I saw for the first time Thor (didn't know his name) explained "Why ferrets?" To a couple of doodz on a podcast or YouTube video.. and he said when he was a kid, he was in California where ferrets are illegal, and he talked about universities would use them for a couple of semesters and then execute them.
I got irrationally angry. And he talked about how he went from being sad when they passed, to happy because he realized how much time he added to their lives.
And i was like 😭 😭 😭 😭
I don't think it's at all irrational to be mad at the treatment of these animals, they drew a horrible stick
Cute noods
https://fxtwitter.com/erlene23008/status/1897781480946110744?t=DSNnBrOvIQUPS29TUnm8aQ&s=19
お風呂連れてく用のケージだと狭いね🤣ニョロニョロ🐾
looking through my clips for something and found some oldies waving their peets at thor (and pickle snuggles and onion rat tail) https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/PlacidBoldKathyTBTacoRight-rUNHD77SLgKtpnOo
wah vinny got so fluffy since then
Awww 😂
ghost on psoft from feb 2024 https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/UglyDarkParrotANELE-AHtG-jANgxbxSt8c
mocha doing a murder: https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/BoldColdbloodedWoodcockWOOP-t6yCf_P2U9R2vLzl
"here i loosened it for you!" https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/BombasticAbrasiveWrenDxCat-eTemP6Mm0L854P5O
If only we knew what he would grow into
a beautiful beast
Mocha is the business pretty boy
the prettiest in a crowd of pretty boys
that is so gold XDDDDD
Eddie super helpful @torn gorge
yes! so helpful!
ok thats enough for today
such a cutie
😂
I would give these cuties a mountain of socks
The little back legs go brrrrrrrrrr!
Shaye and her armfull of noodles
Is that a foot hanging down there? xD
yea
shai hulud
oh my god the shaky feets
Yisss
praise the maker and his water
Stargazer: https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1845630533298233672
But i don't know who it is. Maybe Hawk.
Could be any of the orange babies tbh. I know onion loves rice tho
Can anyone link a clip from the last genpop playtime? 🤔
Chili
bed is overflowing
I think this was the last playtime
Thanks

we have ferret and ocean ferret for the peak of evolution
Look at that belly its primed for belly rubs
Henryyy
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ozqy3MgzGs8 jesus christ some people are goblins
Also i love one of the comments: dont let furries see this.
Furries would love this kind of content cause helping rescues with big donations is our kinda thing
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😭
Bottled henry bath water
shaye nooo
who's the little donut 🍩
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SmoggyAlertReindeerNotATK-NzaDYQ3oqMerZ8vj whoever it is got THOROUGHLY bothered lmao
😭😭💖
Baby 🥺
Husband came up with a great method to give meds to very uncooperative fuzzies.
A sock
(Picture not ours)
lol
He cut a hole in one of his long socks, and feeds them through the bottom
One of our fuzzies had a drug resistant bacterial infection, so the vet wanted us to give everyone meds to be sure it wasn't passed along and come back. Unfortunately, it's heavy duty stuff, you're supposed to use gloves and not breathe it in, and I have a rare autoimmune disease that's pulmonary, so husband has to do it. For him it took like 2 1/2 hours this morning. Sock method got it down to 45 minutes, and more medication stayed in their mouths since they weren't kicking and flailing
Eraser head baby
Sock method works great for bad babies
That baby looks so confused
Is the med chloramphenicol haha
Boopable nose
"i will burn this entire place down when I get out of this stupid thing"
power back i can watch the ferrets
We all know you are saving up the carpet essence for the merch store dont try to hide it
Looks like one of the pretty girl trio, im gonna say mimi 🤔
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/AbstruseYawningMetalCmonBruh-fHMOrRWosw6npLj_
Why yes. Yes it is 🤪
Since you tagged me. Question for fuzzies on pred, do you do skip days? Previous vet said 1 dose per day, and every 2 or 3 days to skip a day because their bodies stopped producing.. whatever chemical it is.. sorry I'ts very late for me. Current vet has a smaller dose, but 2x per day, and she didn't mention anything about skipping days.
they are so cute :)
omg lil’ VINNY!
Thor was just showing fresh pics of Meatball on his stream 😍😍😍
not a log pillow 🤣💀
yea i generated a few solutions so i figured id share but remember its chatgpt. double check.
<@&362005405901127710> this has no context and looks sus, please advise
i used chatgpt for cleaning solutions. i made sure to say "hey this is generated from chatgpt" both inside and out.
it is specifically made not to remove the oil and uses known ingredients that work well with ferrets but also posted that i used chatgpt for it
is that enough context?
Yeah but chatgpt doesnt know shit and i wouldnt take its advice on anything 🙂
however i checked the solutions by looking up independently the ingredients. i removed the diatomaceous earth and a couple other ingredients that would cause problems. i reworked it several times. chatgpt helped me to find leads and i checked them i didnt straight post it
Should have started with that. chatgpt is a text generator and doesnt use existing knowledge so i wouldnt take anything it "says" as real without varifying
i always use prerequisite parameters. it works as a way to generate leads faster for me and it helps me format my thoughts really well. these solutions need to be tested in order to be properly formulated so i figured id post it here where it might do some good.
Sounds like you are using it correctly then, just mention it from the start as unfortunately many people use it for low effort posting and then spread misinformation
i usually just use it for research and not for phrasing it as from chatgpt. i only included ghatgpt to ensure people dont blindly trust it in order to avoid any problems.
My point is its important to clarify both points. Most of this community knows better but theres still a risk of someone unknowingly following the nonsense it spews without checking and hurting their fuzz noodles. I prefer to err on the side of caution
Thanks for putting in the effort
Not beans but thought it was kind of funny
Cwumpet is the biggest goblin
indeed
Being pickle is hard.. always so itchy 🥲
mouse is the only one that is even more itchy.
Always jump out of the hammock, itches, jumping around (cause of wakey shakeys) and then more itches
I guess as waardies they are extra sensitive to whatever it is makes a ferret scratch all day
but the funniest is def. Chili. When he scratches the whole cage setup shakes (you can see it on the drippers) 
hmm, but peanut is not so much itchy, same with hazel 
oh no, we spoke of her and now she is awake 😄
Not everyone on the spectrum has the same sensitivities, same beast
Time for mischief
She wants to get inside the shelf cover again, feels like its been a while 🤭
For insulinoma? Never skip, always 2x daily
I think they mentioned a persistent infection
Also I'm awake I will come clean soon the dogs are crazy
Spotted this while being driven to lunch
Pred isn't typically used for infections because it can lower immune response but it does function as an anti inflammatory
We use pred for insulinoma because it increases insulin resistance (micro tumors on the pancrease dump tons of insulin causing crashes) and helps encourage the liver to release more glucose to keep levels stabilized to cope with the excess insulin
How is moxie doing btw?
Prednisolone has a half life of approximately 12 hours which is why it's given 2x daily for insulinoma, after it's half life wears out there's no protection against that excess insulin = crash
Some vets start with 1x daily for insulinoma but it's not standard
Because you'll have that period where the insulin is just going crazy
Moxie is fine
Thank you. Every day I'm learning more and more that our previous vet had no idea what he was doing. It makes me upset that all of our babies' health problems went unaddressed for so long.
The turning point was when Sushi's hair started falling out, and researching she had all the classic signs of adrenal disease. Brought her to the vet. He said he didn't think so, and refused to do the implant. Went to a new vet, without bringing even it up.. she said "she has adrenal disease" and they ordered the implant and had it in within a week. She had diarrhea. The old vet said "well that happens in older ferrets sometimes" I thought that was odd, but he's the expert right? new vet did a fecal test.. found out it was a Clostridium infection. She had it for a long time. 😡 I usually give people the benefit of the doubt, but this was ridiculous. I should not be better at diagnosing ferret health problems than the professional . I wonder if one of our babies would still be alive if we had a different vet a couple of years ago
Everyone: get second opinions, not all vets are competent
Im glad you found a good one now! All the best to your sweet noodle babies ❤️
Thank you, sorry for taking your time lately. You didn't just help our babies, but the vet is going to start to use the other medication you recommend. You're helping noodles across the country!
So some escaped the cage?
usually oldies Shye let roam during the day 🙂
Henny is loose! Playcam is also on
Shaye is a patron saint of ferrets everywhere ❤️
I recently hit 3 million dooks. Glory to the ferrets. 
almost at 2m myself, keep hoarding the dooks
only 85k for me 
im at 121k
Not doing too bad over here :3
@hollow ibex
Rusty: #ferretchat message
Rusty on top of loki: #ferretchat message
Rusty between Moxie and Loki: #ferretchat message
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you can see Teep (top right) on the second link. She looks greyish on playcam.
i know teep becuase she has white peets
Yikes, I'm sorry to hear all that happened
I usually do a LOT of research on ANYTHING and everything before trusting anything important to a single person/company, because I don't like to waste my time or money
So in the case of a vet, I'd be looking into, do they deal with Exotic Pets? If yes, Ferrets? If yes, how many customers have they had who had ferrets? Any Public reviews? Yes, okay, try to contact any of them, if possible, ask how their experience was with them, good? Okay, I'll give them a chance
I know not everyone is that thorough, but when it comes to trusting someone with mine or or my pet's life
Oh that's adorable 😍
Bamboozled! 
No I'm the same way. They do exotic pets. He was recommended by someone. And the reviews were good. However... it's possible they didn't have another exotic pet vet to compare to. I had to diagnose the pets myself to figure out he was full of it. I've done hours and hours and hours of research.. believe me
That's how I stumbled upon this place. I have no idea what Pirate Software makes, but I'll look into it and buy something
I got teary eyed when I watched Thor(I think) explain why he wanted to help ferrets. Rescuing them from a university that was going to kill them after the research they were using them for was finished.. and how he was sad when one passed away.. but then he realized he gave them 2 extra years I was all like 😭
I mean, they make games, they help people, as much as they can, etc
I mean i get that
Yeah, when I get to a more stable point in my life, one of the things I plan to do to support them is 24/7 viewing their Ferret Stream
They earn revenue based on Views and time watched, so, I'll just have a device dedicated to 24/7 streaming their Ferret stream
How much does one person's ad revenue pay, just curious. Depending on the answer I might just get them stuff on the wishlist
I am not sure, that would be a question for @lunar prism or @tall path
And if they have that listed somewhere, I don't know where
I think twitch famously makes that quite hard to calculate
To an exact amount? Yes, absolutely, but an approximate amount? Probably not
he knows, but i don't know if he is allowed to tell. Even on his channel there is a burrito index, no direct numbers ^^
Its cents to dollars per person depending on how many ad's that person gets etc
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Outstanding Move. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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from the point of a viewer, depends highly on your region, but often you give them more when using an old phone/tablet and stream it 24/7 on lower res (i run mine on 360) compared to direct gifts from the wishlist. The tablet cost me about 20-25kwh in electrical bills (~8€ in germany) per year to run and maybe a new charger + cable now and then.
@low pumice
Have you had to replace the phone yet?
I assume you use a cheap phone, like the $50 (your equivalent cost) kind
Oh, you use a Tablet
A cheap Laptop would probably would fine too
Pawn shop, or one of those $100 HP’s
hi. may i ask what is about the tablet? i use a few old devices and new ones, wondering if id be able to add my 10cents.
A device for 24/7 streaming the Ferret Channel
yep. I can't use it for much anyway because it's not very powerfull. Beside that a lot of devs have stopped supporting the old android version it's running on. So the only thing that will make me stop using it, will be twitch and google (chrome) dropt their support for the old android version.
Browser is always an option
yeah, that's why i wrote twitch and google. a couple of others already dropped support some time ago ^^
I meant browser on Tablet xD
yeah, samsung already dropped their support, firefox as well. It's running on android 5 -> old
i have a A20 i use as a IP CCTV camera, and secondary streaming camera.
Ah, damn, so the app is literally the only way now?
no chrome still gets updates and the twitch app as well. We see how long. On the other side this tablet as it is was a mess at the beginning. It never got any updates and it was just a device everyone has thrown out with other stuff. Back then i received it togeher with my galaxy s7 xD
i headcanon that onion escaped her previous owners place and thats why she was found where she was
that's what we guess actually happened ^^
and jinx is a known climber. previous owners let her climb since she was a baby. So she is the only one that also knows how to climb down. That's why shaye is a bit less concerned when she climbs on the cages. But still report any climbers when shaye isn't in the room.
of course :D
who are the two ferrets on the orange hammock on the bottom left
oop just one now
I dont know if its ok to post this here, but I made a fast 3d model of the new ferret rooms
post it here shaye/Thor will probably see it
Yes I will see it
Cool, Here it is 🙂
I based it on the measurements from the stream and I found some 3D models of the cages 🙂
I love the you shall not pass barrier
You just know onions gonna find a way
Ferrets: The Great Escape
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Wait is jack out?
Onion will just climb the little shelves by the window in that room xD
At least she can't get out that way...until she learns how to open windows >_>;;
Thats a easy fix, they make a steel mesh type thing for window screens that cant be put in if needed
Main worry will be the climbing jumpers
There are some that have jumped from a good height
So wild theory on why ferrets dead sleep: defence mechanism from birds like owls and that in the uk where they orginate from
reason being some preditors wont bother with a already dead animal so ferrets and polecats evolved to seem like they are dead when sleeping.
Wild ferrets, and other mustelids tend to prefer a burrow, either one they dig themselves or take over from another animal, like prairie dogs, or rabbits
Not sure they do a lot of sleeping in the open
but it's an interesting theory
Even with the burrow theres animals that will go in and hunt
badgers and foxes come to mind for that type of thing
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/GlamorousFilthyButterflyCoolCat-KsTDw49eZZPK7yeA henry being a angry king
Well, like I said, you've got an interesting theory. A cursory search of the googles doesn't return anything more conclusive than "this is a thing that some ferrets do, and others don't, and we're not really sure why..." 😄
Maybe ferrets, or a common ancestor used to be hibernators and this is a remnant of that
Hammock Heart
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/DistinctBashfulStaplePraiseIt-a_X8E8uPU50qb_RO
Misto being a bounce house in that clip 😆
Hey guys, I was watching Thor's stream yesterday where he was designing the room for the rescue and I decided to create the whole rescue in The Sims 4 last night. I recorded a video of it for @lunar prism and @tall path and have already sent it to them, but I'd love to know what you guys think too. I'm no expert on ferrets by any means, but it was fun either way.
I would rotate the half-circle only cause there is no walk room to get by, YES, I know that IRL it wouldn't be THAT big, but just for in-game would be impossible to get by
Yeah, it's not play tested. I just wanted to build it to get a 3D map of the space. I rarely actually "play" the Sims. I just love building 😄
everything else looks good though
Its very nice though the sims cant capture the sheer amount of stuff those rooms will have
you should though, haha, Sims 4 is fun and fantastic
AND also runs REALLY well on the Steam Deck
Yeah, I spend hours re-building the community lots and never play them and agreed @torn gorge The Sims 4 is limited, but like I say, I wanted to build it to get a 3D map of the layout as it's hard to imagine that on paper.
Its very fun regardless
it is limited in that you can't really make most things that are more unique in a 1-1 ratio
Really cool 😎
but it also depends on how many packs you own
and also how much you are willing to look into Sims Creator Content
Sims 2 is peak sims imo
I use a lot of CC honestly and I have almost all of the packs.
Yeah, Sims 2 was really good.
ehhhh....I've played every sims, and the ONLY way I can agree with that is in the fact that they released the most comprehensive expansions without the extra stuff packs
Sims 3 and 4 butchered and separated a LOT of the expansions to make smaller expansions with VERY little extras added for the same costs
but EA has proven to be getting worse and worse with monetization
for example pets...
honestly Sims 2 and 3 had the BEST Pet interaction
3 was best period for the actual pet sims, because you had control and more options for your pets themselves
Sims 4 they have needs but you can't even select the pets to look at any of their needs like you could in 2, in 2 you could select them but no actions could be issued
does Sims 4 have a CC content for Small Pets Living that adds Ferrets?
Not that I could find when I looked last night, sadly.
dang x.x
I wanted to put ferrets in the room playing with the toys, but no CC 
there are a couple hits I found, the Reddit link has a comment to a mod
@woeful moat
in you were interested
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found a review vid on the mod in the reddit comment
ALSO
that's totally NOT fair!
also sucks HOW they implemented it in the only game it was in
He was so wild earlier
Peanut, Beans, and Misto were out, then Mocha got released. He went HAM. The other 3 had been out for like 4 hours at that point and were TIRED
I see it rn and is just putting its butt onto the other ferret
Oh the melter was pickle
I think Toby took Pickle out for a min
Now poor mocha gets licked 
Hi chat
Toby says "Henlo!"
Btw is the cage closed because most are sleeping outside? I see it now a few times. Does it have a reason? Sorry for the dumb questions since i was asleep
Shaye gave them "sorted" playtime. So cage is closed currently
Ah thats interesting
I think it has to do with time and who climbs/gets along well
We dont wanna let chili live in the trashbin all day 
Exactly why Chili isn't out currently
He just wanna follow his dream
Trash bin boy is asleep in his cage with the other babies
Btw since you were there yesterday more than i did. Peanut 2 and bagel are now permanent oldies or?
Peanut 2 and Bagel are now residents. Unsure if they are within the oldies cage yet or not. Waiting for more info from Shaye. I was not there for the end of their "playtime"
Don't think they are combined yet
I think we will get later or so the answer :3
they are in their own cage currently
Shaye removed them from the room before letting BePeepo out last night
whatcha mean?
I wonder how rusty will react to the 2 new ones
Time will tell
I assume peanut is in the cage because she naughty
Oh
unless you mean peanut2
No i mean our youngling
meanut is out currently
So the whole nut gang is outside because i see hazel
Currently out - Misto, Peanut, Mocha, Scotch, Toby, Cash, Spud, Pickle, Mouse, Beef, Lucky, and Latte/Hawk
Who is this then?
Peanut
She is really light colored now
Cash is in the rice bin atm
Mocha snooze
Mocha wanna be a superstar
SAME BRAINCELL
SAME
my babies are some fit little babies, but then again, they are young, and, in part due to them being little shits, I took the ramps in their cage away, so they climb doing everything in the cage, especially playing and chasing each other
PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH CHILDREN
Chaos noodles have been unleashed for anyone that wants to chill with some playtime 
I’m unconvinced ferrets have bones
same for cats sometimes
Like Henry fighting with the sleeve thing the other day, that boy has no bones in him
Thats how I felt when I saw mouse turn around in the tube
That shouldnt be possible
She’s just so little
If you left them to their own devices they would get in really stupid trouble. Newer sims are too smart for that kind of nonsense
These ferrets are so small! And cute! They'resofreakingcute!
I also just saw two of them go up through a tube tunnel twice in the same manner with one of them walking backwards in it
Some of the music playing during the stream is music I've heard from YouTube Shorts
all from the heartbound ost
Thor shared them on his YT account.
Heartbound ost playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY5NaFXL75A&list=PL1OILsnU-CWlFTPd9pqlBgGtqSBw5aXIq
Music from Heartbound:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/567380/Heartbound/
Composed by Stijn van Wakeren:
http://stijnvanwakeren.com/
#Heartbound #Soundtrack #Music
Thor's favourite track ist 99 😉
so, a few days ago I saw people mention that Thor was talking about the designs for the new building, does anyone know they vod and aproximate time on it where Thor starts to talk about it?
dunno of the timestamp let me look
Hi, my name is Thor. I've been in the games industry since 2004. I worked for Blizzard Entertainment, Amazon Games Studios, the United States Department of E...
here is the TS of the discussion up above if you scroll you can find some images the community created of the room
What are you talking about, he IS a superstar!
Ah
Todays cute noodle pics 🥹
eepers 🥰
These ferrets are so dang cute! 😄 💖
Agreed
Ferret belly
very cute
Excuse me, put us down (Salsa and Onion)
lol
A face that can concur a nation
Who was that that Shaye just put out?
Jack!
Yay!
Now Jack that's not how you treat a little old lady.
you kids get off my lawn
He is SO handsome 💚
i love the one of him resting his head
Ohhh the lush
chili the handsome boy
This is Jack, right?
Is okay - Chili was out at the same time. Understandable.
Cute little guy is dreaming of fish treats
he enjoys his cuddles
He is a big cuddle bug
jack says you need cleaning
Many smoochies
Is that shaye or maddie
shaye
Tasty shaye
Very
that there is a happy noodle
"Why so many ferrets, though? Do they make milk?"
https://youtube.com/shorts/ozqy3MgzGs8?si=StAWLm45p2Knskkk
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I love in this short that one of the ferrets tries to jump the fence
and absolutely BEEFS it into the water bowl
I love it for Thor's reaction 
oh wait this isnt the one that it jumps and misses
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8ZyeRTkDC5U it was this one xD
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Henry going SUPERSPEED
adorable!!
I figured that
'Cause I was paying attention to ferrets in the short I posted and was like "I don't see that"
today's the 2 year anniversary of the stream starting according to the wiki :o
that was onion, and she tried it again 10 mins later
classic onion
Onion
same result too, another sploosh
jack? peacenut is all white
It's peacenut
Peacenut is MOSTLY white. She has that masked off hairline like Odie
Kitty is Hazel in a future life
Yes she is balding
It's part of her skrunkly charm
Poor thing 😦
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/EnticingDreamyMageCoolStoryBob-w-CXIvmwuftS94A5
@final pecan
Absolutely adorable clip
Hey there, I had some ferret questions. My mother rescued 2 ferrets (cream cheese and sesame) from a horrible home, the owner did not want them anymore. These little guys are the happiest wigglers in the world. Recently one has passed and my mom mentioned getting 1 or 2 more to live with Sesame. Sesame seems to be doing fine, certainly missing his friend but still really playful, eating, drinking, wanting cuddles, etc. Doing some simple research I saw that when a ferret is "widowed" they may not be accepting of new ferrets. I guess my questions are how accurate is that "widowed" bit and are there any other signs that my mom and I should keep an eye out for.
We are just trying to do what will be best for Sesame. If he's happy and healthy alone I don't see a reason but figured I'd ask the experts
I think it would be best if you make a #ferret-ticket and one of the caretakers can answer your questions in more detail.
Awesome, thanks Aquadictus!
When someone says all ferrets a highly intelligent, I present my counter… he big and cute but there is no brain to be smooth only a void behind those cute eyes
The big goofy boys are the best
New Ferret Wiki for y'all. Have fun! 🙂
https://ferrets.piratesoftware.wiki
he doesnt need thoughts, hes beautiful
i don't have an account , i think salt 2's page and the ferret table has to be updated since he went to valhalla
don't worry about it, it will be updated. Also with some topics like new pages for new arrivals or editing valhalla we reach out and wait for the ok of shaye 😉
The page was moved a couple of hours ago, so we have other stuff to do/check as well.
ahh alright! thanks for your work :D
I love Mocha

wheeennnnn willll myyyyyy refleeccctiioooonn shoowwwwwww
X is down Wigglers are starting there take over the world plan 
I welcome our wiggling overlords
I give it 3 hour before World King Henry gives a speech addressing his subjects
i support his reign
shaye is the new world leader of playtime
for the ferret stream cause i can't post it in chat
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Why does Kitty's tail shake so much? Is it simply because she's a happy lady, or is it a spasm of some kind? 
I think Henry learned hacking skills from watching thor stream 
i thought onion was the main pentester (pun intended) 🤔
a leader always needs a second in lead Onion is the vice captain
Kitty is an excited ferret! That's why she wiggles so much
Shes also old and has a bunch of illnesses so that could be a factor 🤔
Shes doing as well as she could be either way so nothing to worry about just enjoy the cuteness
I think she just gets really happy when drinking water
Thank you, it is very cute but I got a bit worried it was health issue
the fluffff
Very much excite wiggles
Yeah she just gets easily excited, thankfully it's nothing like a pain response etc though she does have pretty severe cancer
Lil trooper
Thank you everyone for answering, Kitty seems to really blossom at the rescue, she was so much more reserved/aloof when she arrived
I think it only counts 2 per ip 🤔
Well if thats the case it counted steamdeck and laptop as one ip and desktop as aother because im at the local libary right now
Isn't that technically viewbotting?
my desktop os being remoted into via teamveiwer
No because veiwbotting is fake veiwers, where as i can go and activly chat on any of those tabs
lesbian ferrets? :o
bagel and peacenut, the lesbeans
What is view-botting?
View-botting is the practice of artificially inflating a live view count, using illegitimate scripts or tools to make the channel appear to have more concurrent viewers than it actually does. It is important to not confuse this with a legitimate rise in concurrent viewership, such as being hosted, the channel being embedded elsewhere, or some other promotional source.
View-botting may also be accompanied by chat activity bots, which attempt to imitate streamer/viewer interaction.
https://help.twitch.tv/s/article/how-to-handle-view-follow-bots?language=en_US
are angora ferrets illegal in the us? i havent seen them posted by people in the us
I looked at the link, and at the top it mentions this
Fake engagement is artificial inflation of channel statistics, such as views or follows, through coordination or 3rd party tools. This behaviour is characterized by the creation of incidental or duplicitous views or follows.
So that does feel like fake engagement since you're artificially creating duplicitous view for a channel through coordination, which is against TOS. So I would be careful doing this.
Think that's in Japan, there's a massive Japanese Ferret section on Twitter
Think Thor's talked about it once or twice
yep i know!!! i love em
esp the people posting other waardys
Pretty much my whole feed is them now so Twitter is juuuust right
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Lesbeans, omg I love it! 💚
Hosting isn't even a thing anymore>_> Get your act together, Twitch!
Not illegal, just not really a thing afaik, from what I've heard they're mostly a thing in the UK
Hey chat, it's been a while, take a moment and hydrate!
Stretch or move your body
Did you take your meds today?
Check on your pets, your tea and your laundry!
Hug a pet, plushie or person!
Love Mom, proud of ya.
Yea we raised the emergency flag really damned fast when we noticed it, total of about 10 seconds before shaye was there after getting the call
Angoras are not illegal anywhere, they are just not widely available, there are private breeders in the US that breed angoras
awww
sweet boi
He looks so fluffy and happy
Torch is such an amazing sweet boy 💚
And he ADORES Shaye (and I'm fairly certain that feeling is mutual haha)
Watching him get excited and run to Shaye when she comes into the room is heartwarming
yeah he loves shaye https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/GeniusPlacidSkunkTF2John-oJOFP0OsPz1UqHqz
I saw a clip where she threw toys at him, but he BOOKED it for her and gave lots of face kisses- YEAH THAT ONE
Most recent clip of Torch @summer widget https://clips.twitch.tv/MagnificentAbstruseYamTBTacoLeft-7_0ko0zbtc9YOrSL
THANK YOU 😭
aww
It iss!!!
Think it's safe to say we all love him very much ^^ I always get excited when I get to watch Torch playtime, cause it usually happens when I'm asleep (I'm in the UK)
And for good snuggly measures : https://clips.twitch.tv/ShyMoralHyenaAMPEnergy-kbSvwzI8t9n8XQz7
I'm SO glad everyone likes him!
😍
We adore Torch
10/10 would fight a small army for Torch
Hahaha 😂 he'd help you
This is so sweet
He adores the snuggles with Shaye
They are both so cute 🥺
We all think so, too. ❤️
Thank you for the clips everyone! I didn't expect such wonderful responses XD
Ask any time.
Awesome sauce thank you 🫵👑
Sonic Ferrets
who's using the ladder like a slide
Good question 

do ferrets snore audibly?
i wonder how common/rare roan ferrets like cheese are
Sometimes
Fairly common
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he never said no though 
they're not noisy in general right? like when you let gen pop out to play they don't vocalize much
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/TriumphantAmorphousClintOptimizePrime-0FsaN9tWrxSP7sjN
Shaye has trained them well
The baby goat warrior is a favorite! 🔥 
HAHAHA 😂 I did NOT expect that event to stick so well and become something he's known for doing XD
Its part of his lore
yeah Torch is our favorite Apex Predator
I love Torch
yeah hes very cute and he lights up when he sees Shaye, its nice to see
and ofc we remember such things. thats funny, so we make sure its written down on the wiki 😄
Why does Torch have a mugshot?
they all do
Yeah but Torch's looks like they went to jail.
Nah jailed are demeter and finn
and as for why: its just for quick refrence of who looks like who
fur patterns change, nose patterns dont
!mugshots
You can find the ferret mugshots here! https://ferrets.piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/Mugshots
Commands got updated. 
Behind those cute fuzzy faces lie minds of master criminals
2 of them. I can't remember the name of the other one, which escapes via the other route
If you mean salt she just climbs the same way every time. Chili does it too (aiming for trash can on the other side). Onion is unpredictable and does it for fun
True tho. But they all 3 smart as heck
Chili just wants to be one with the trash. He has only that one goal. No thoughts other than ~trash~
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
Jinx too. Shes the only one who knows how to climb down
Lmao
they still change a bit when grown ups get older.
But they do change a lot from baby to mature.
Loki baby (left): https://ferrets.piratesoftware.wiki/w/images/ferrets/a/a6/Loki_Snails_pout.png
Loki adult: https://ferrets.piratesoftware.wiki/w/images/ferrets/0/04/Loki_Mugshot_full.jpg
"UNHAND ME! For I have done no criminal actions in the last few minutes. Preposterous behaviour!"
great, look at beans being so happy about Kahlu? in his apartment
Everyone pouting
Must inspect bottom
She says "take me to dad or i riot!!"
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Mocha the tube troll featuring beans, toby and mouse"
mochael 😭💖
SPEEDY mocha
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Ferret fren Louie joining Beans in the toy bin!"
Secret soopies with Cowboy and Toby
whos out atm o:
Poor mocha, using all his brain for itching at that moment
The boof
ferrets are self-flinging creatures
This frog is an affront to our King. Send it to the gallows
Hey shaye I'm not going to ping and bother you, but if you happen to see this, what kind of fabric do you use for the pen, and how do you keep it from bunching? Our willow is starting to slip a bit.
We're working on ferret proofing other rooms in the house and adding new gates so they can explore more. Obvs we're not going to put fabric in the whole house, but at least the living room
The things on the floor are puppy pads, I'm pretty sure the underside has an anti slip on it (or at least I know puppy pads with anti slip undersides to exist cause we have some ourselves)
Just double checked, this is the same link I sent Shaye a while ago, so these are probably the exact ones you see on the floors in the ferret room right now! And they are anti slip bottom ^^ (Either these or similar ones, as I remember sending Shaye 2 links at the time for BIG pads)
https://www.amazon.com/INVENHO-Washable-Reusable-Non-Slip-Absorbency/dp/B091GLJKSD
For cages I'm not sure, but this might help for your livingroom floor 🙂
Crazy, you mean like the puppy pads used for bathroom activities or some other kind of puppy pad
Oh link sorry. Multitasking
Yup! Puppy pads they can pee on etc and it will absorb ^^
They do have cages, but they have their own bedrooms, and the cages stay open unless there's an emergency
Hmmm. See.. We've spent a long time training them to use the puppy pads in corners.. so I don't know about that now haha
I just thought that was a non slip texture
However we've have been looking for reusable pads, as we go through 6 or 7 per day. So thank you very much for that link! That could save us thousands over time!
Oh absolutely! We use rewashable puppy pads for our cat, since he is an extremely messy eater, so we have them under his food dish 😂 We have the big ones so they just cover most of the table 😛
Would you say the fabric feels different than say.. a couch? Don't really want them to feel the texture and decide the sectional is a good place to poop
We have "little dog stairs" so they can climb up to visit us
Understandable! I honestly wouldn't be able to tell you for sure as it's been probably about a decade since I last sat on a sofa that wasn't leather 😅 So that might be a question Shaye would be better answering than me 😛
That's so sweet ❤️
Well.. can always just pay extra attention
Husband works from home, so they get lots of time out, because he can basically make his own hours, so when they want out of their rooms he can stop what he's doing and monitor until they wear themselves out and go back to sleep
Our tiny willow was diagnosed with insulinoma, we let her explore outside of the gated area.. she normally doesn't get excited, and sleeps the most.. anyway.. we let her out and followed her around since the rest of the house, and she was so excited, running. She started war dancing, made my heart hurt. So it's a priority to get her more places to explore..
Not really what we were talking about, but who else am I going to tell hah
That is very cute and I can understand that it definitely shifts priorities a bit, especially because even completely healthy they already have such short life spans 💚 Think your noodles are definitely well loved and spoiled (as they should be)^^
We can't have kids, so these are our kids. And thank you, we try! We try to get the ones who seem neglected. Kind of an obsession. I am humbled by what pirate software is doing. I wish we had the resources to do something similar. I guess we'll just have to settle for spoiling a few fuzzies at a time
Ordered some reusable pads! Thanks again
LOOK AT MOCHA
oh so cozy 
Mocha is love
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Rusty checking everything for new stick! #begging!"
how do you not spend literally your entire day just staring at these faces
i would never leave that room
He looks so blissed out! 😻
What are those "lunchboxes" with ferret face on them oO
I think you mean the briefcases! For the business! ^^
Best weighted blanket
and heated as well
squished noodle
I'm still holding out hope for a 5ft weighted Mocha body pillow, made after Mocha the way he was in like October/November last year 😜
he looks so goofy
Beenie so silly
I want to boop that snoot so badly👉
Now i have 2 things i want to draw…
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ImpossibleConsiderateFlyGOWSkull-yMBfvE_xqwfq8oJn So cute 😄
Hmm do they react when the hoomans are in pain? Like if someone stubs their toe do they go like "what's wrong? U gud fam" and crowd around?
Cuz that clip with one going full speed to shaye makes em look smart... but then badger lost to a stuffed toy
They react to sounds and visceral reactions i think. Unless deaf and i think the waardies are worse at those cues too
Linguine learned how to shake lol!
He has white on his little kneecaps too hehe
So cute
Please give them some pets for me
Sure thing! 😊
Thank you
mocha just wants to eep
Mocha learning to climb, this isnt good

Ngl, I'm impressed with how well he did! Though I doubt he'll climb for much else than going back to bed xD
oh lol, didn't think of it like that 😂
Salmon stick treat has Ben munched 😋
Angry mocha climbing to go to bed 😂
He wanted bed bad
@light basalt Who getting treat stick?
Tito!! Hissing at Shaye over stick 😂
LOL
LMFAO
We are laughing at it in the voice chat
Those stick treats turn them into demons
Tito dunkies!
Peanut is super smart 
I would def agree to a degree, that she's smart in the things that she's interested in, like toobing with her ball! You will have to convince me about her drinking smarts though, but it's ohkay, I love her either way 🥰
Well... Husband has been medicating our ferrets 2x per day with some really bad tasting medicine that i can't touch because it's toxic. Rayna is apparently holding a grudge. Every time she sees him, she runs up to him and starts biting his feet, with or without shoes
Aww poor noodles
Also... guy doing work on our house said he almost gave someone our number because they inherited six ferrets and want to rehome them. I said "I'm glad you didn't because I absolutely would have said yes, and I wish you hadn't told me that" hah.. husband would have killed me, he's ferret dad while I'm at work since he works from home
I want to save and love them all.. but don't have the resources
Maddie is just trying to be nice. We all have clips to prove Meanut isnt. Unless maddie was talking about Peacenut 😆
I love poofy tail Torch. Like a lil feather duster when running 
Rusty demands treat stick!
The beast hungers
The SCHTICK
Ready to monch
Stink eye
The only time torch doesn’t run after shaye is when he gets his treat stick lol
Those treat sticks must be ferret crack 😆
They are
Kitty is a good plush fighter !
Clip of the day, for sure! Watching Kitty with a lambchop twice her size is absolutely precious 😍
So im curious, what did get delivered?
lesbeans are out!
RRRRAGH DXMMIT
someone on Facebook has an old man ferret whose bonded mate died a month ago and they don't have time to take care of him, so they're looking to rehome..
sigh
So of course I sent them a message
the business must grow 
Best of luck with that
Thank goodness, someone else got him first. Of course he would have been better off here, but I did what I could
omg Kitty is making “Goat Killer” Torch proud lol 🤣
i went for a walk with my dog earlier and he was excited and energetic because he knew there was chicken for dinner. after dinner he became apathetic and did not even want his obligatory desert treat. he suddenly was in a lot of pain. he is staying at the vet clinic overnight. the x-ray showed nothing specific except some blurs all over the stomach. even with painkillers he was in too much pain for them to do an ultrasound. they suspect a tumor might have ruptured and have to stabilize him first. i am absolutely devastated knowing that he was and is in so much pain, but not knowing what he was and if he will make it 😭
Awww, the babies have to stay in the living room until we get poop samples for thy vet tomorrow. They really want to go back home
Finally. 2 ferret poops in the fridge.
I'm glad we have a second refrigerator
Even though it's in a ziploc bag within another bag.. still wouldn't want it next to the grapes
This ranks high on the list of things I never expected to read in discord but still oddly fitting.
Ferret x LotR crossover?!
Ferrets would carry that crossover
Yeessh shaking.
Mom and I were outside to see the Lunar eclipse/ bloodmoon. We live on the edge of a nature preserve. My mom and I heard something down the hill in the bushes. I took our lantern and put in on my head so I could see without being blinded. We saw a pair of eyes reflecting staring back at us, maybe 30 feet away. I threw our snow shovel in it's direction. It took a couple of steps but did not run. Kept staring.. mom and I gtfo. There's coyotes and bobcats in the area. All the more reason to make sure a ferret never escapes
Yeah I've had similar experiences, yotes and kitties out here too
shudder
Hey, have you had a tough case of a ferret attacking other ferrets but actually got it integrated successfully?
Our Rayna gets along with Willow, and attacks everyone else on sight. So we have two businesses
Willow was just diagnosed with insulinoma. The thought of Rayna being alone scares me
It took a good while for Loki to be okay with cheese, she used to attack her viciously but they worked it out after a few weeks of consistent intros in a neutral space
They were pretty young tho, it's harder with older ferrets
I know the pee/poop/blood rule. It wasn't an issue before, we just took the extra time/work to have two groups. But.. that's going to have to change
Closest we came, is Rayna and our boy Gizmo. There was chasing and clawing and shouting and more chasing and shouting. Broke them up if they started tangling in an enclosed space. Eventually Rayna pouted and lay down. So i think it's possible
It will have to be after our little old lady Sushi passes. That is not a possibility
Oof that was hard to type
@gray echo oh no, our conversation was disrupted 
aw sadly i should get some sleep too
hopefully it comes back up, i wanna see em when i wake up
good night Logan, have a good sleep, and I'm looking forward to our next nice conversation 
Oh and it was our mod Forest, who informed Shaye when Moxie was down
Me, mirror, aqua, dyno (i think it was us i may have it slightly wrong with names) where in a call with forest, we noticed moxie go down, we told forest it wasnt right, forest then called shaye
I hope you guys are all very really incredibly proud of yourself! You did amazing!!!!
We are, we just didnt know the extent at the time of what had happened.
yes he did
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I remember watching this and i almost cried. 😭
yeah that moment made me proud to be in this community
Mocha so wild right now 😄
My son is only a head and his teeth are so long
I love his long long teefers
His teeth legendary
All these carpet sharks. 🥰
Teef
Vampire noodle 🧛
is the ferret stream Twitch chat got some chat gpt bots in it or something?
the conversation doesnt make sense to me
What are they talking about?
it was all over the place as if they where not talking to anyone and just spouting random stuff
that does happen sometimes but i'm not seeing it now
we do have a problem with bots that seem to be trying to train up AI responses, they used to talk about Miami a lot now they speak more generically and use the fire emoji and another one emoji i can't remember
but i don't see them in the recent chat history. there's some randomness but it seems all it can be be contextualized outside of bot randomness
10/10 I would die trying to pet a bobcat 😛 They're one of my fav "big" cats
If not friend why friend shaped?
One scientist tried to argue that some friends are long distance only and that the Lynx was one of those friends
lmao
I'm still not convinced though
this is a big one
What the
I would name him colonel blep
thats a WudWud from monster hunter
It's Rove
He senses that he’s being watched
This is TeefanClaws for anyone on Twitch who wanted to see him.
Hes so cute! I love his colors
My son wanted me to post him since he has been talking about him in the twitch chat 🙂 He is nearly 6lbs and his bloodlines are from Hungary
Cute
Oh chonker!!
He is a really big boy lol. He dwarfs his poor cagemate Louie
Woah HECKIN chonk
Could you give him some pets from me?
Yes give him allll the pets
Tornadoes expected. Petparing for Emergency Petrotocals.
Oooooh! We're in a PDS zone.. which apparently means
Babies are sleeping in the cages tonight so we can roll them into the bathroom
Be safe! 💚
Holy Chonker, he's gorgeous! 😻 I love him already
How the wiggly fellas doin 
(Earlier) 2 humans, 3 cats, and 5 ferrets waiting out the storm in a closet
Ferrets riding the train back to their rooms post storm. Desperately trying to take in all the sights
Ferret road trip!
Name the new baby MIKE because he loves and tried to eat Thor's mic!! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ MIKE MIKE MIKE!!
but Michael is Mocha's gov. name.
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/AssiduousBrightOrcaCclamChamp-8hreqfetV64hn_bj We have pictures: https://ferrets.piratesoftware.wiki/w/images/ferrets/8/8a/Mocha_climb_wants_to_go_to_bed.jpg
He's clearly a Micholomew
This is acceptable
Then he can be both Big Mike and Prison Mike depending on circumstances
Hes so cute aaaaaa 😭 💖
who dat
new baby. He's been in quarantine. Had covid + influenza A and B.
hes 16wks and already 1.3kg
he's going to be a yuge boy
Hell yeah! New ferret baby! Lets go!
Awww yeah
Bro, he's so chonky!
What a cutie 🥺
Name him Mike!
When we reach 69th ferret, i vote to call em nick/nicole. Its the clost we can get to nice
Nice is a city in France, its a name.
69 is french?

