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Thats because HE IS THE GOODEST BOY 
So it WAS Chili!
how was the young lady? did she get some time of socialising?
She's good, she's a 6 yr old who just lose her last cagemate yesterday and she's notoriously aggro with new ferrets so we were trying to get her to chill out
It went pretty good, they're gonna bring her again next week
okay cool ๐ glad to hear that
Maybe we should tell Pickle everything the light touches is the ferret kingdom. The Door is a magical portal to a land called Java. He must never go there. 
xD
Is alright ^^
but yeah, the biting is new and should stop. He (and mouse) only try to dig the fence previous: https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/FrozenSaltyBatteryWutFace-W76dQKEZcFxouv9N
Hes so dark when unfloofed
more pickle on the wiki: https://piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/Ferrets/Pickle#/media/File:Pickle_Paper_box.jpg
Oh i know, just reminiscing
I kinda like his pale coat its cute
I remember having to tell someone he is not a sable
I love fluffy pickle but his aerodynamic form is also perfect
Yeah he is blaze right
I think blaze refers to the line? I forget what this color scheme is called, hes like tito and nacho
I have a chart
This is incredible. If accurate, can we get mods to pin this?
Oh that would be good
here are a lot of them as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHg0kMdM5Sc
Sure we know there are lots of funky colours and patterns on ferrets, and we go through each of these in the video, but we also briefly cover what causes each colour to arise.
Check us out on: https://www.facebook.com/KingsdownFerrets
A special thanks to fellow ferret fanatics who gave me pics and vids for certain colours or patterns we don't ...
Pickle is a dark haired sable blaze pattern?
This video is actually very helpful
Beans would be a siamese
Might have been me ๐
Guess we'd need Shaye to confirm if accurate. Idk if it is
I've been told it's not when I cited this bit here, but I'm not an expert and couldn't find the source at the time of me citing this bit of information
A video from the same channel (adorable) https://youtu.be/th3_zv-5UVQ?si=omLfO4IOARjgSBrn
The video explain 14 common noises made by ferrets, along with an explanation of why and when they might occur.
Sure, there are likely to be different names people use for each sound, and some ferrets might make each in a slightly different way. We're all different after all! But this vid will give a good overview as to the range of emotions a...
Long
Idk anything but it looks like a non-profit ferret refuge from what I see online
It's more the part where their "regular" colourations also appear to suffer from waardenburgs and that they're obsessed with them. Wasn't talking about what a waardy looks like :3
ah, got it

Ferrets are 80% liquid
awwww
ADORBS
Lookit them little white pawsssssss
I never realized how he had one big white paw and one tiny white paw 
-.-
???
He's got such a pretty face ๐ฅฐ
they are the same ๐
They definitely don't look the same!
they are
Just the angle
๐ฎ
TICKLE THE BELLY!. I would never be able to resist...
floof
Ehh, guys, is that Kitty still in there or is it a white toy? Cause it's the last place I saw Kitty earlier, so I'm a little worried with BePeepo :3
I just really can not tell
kitty is in the oldies cage
Ohkay thank you! I was a little worried for a moment, darn toys looking like wigglers haha โค๏ธ
i love when ferrets are held like that it makes them look so cute
Mouse giraffe
Mocha is such a cutie
aww shes a messy eater ๐ฅน what caused her eyes to be kinda bulgy?
lymphoma
shes got the cancers but chemotherapy is workin
ahh
So glad to read Kitty's chemo is helping!
@tall path Asked you about metronidazole, because I had a tougher than usual case.. had a breakthrough.. for Sushi, instead of us pinning her down and scruffing her and being the bad-guy.. I have devised the following strategy:
- a syringe full of "pickle juice" (salmon oil)
- syringe of of metronidazole, but standing with the tip submerged in the pickle juice (remaining submerged was important )
Start with the pickle juice syringe, then pause (the amount of time it would take to switch syringes, because she started to figure out the 2nd syringe was the meds) so I fake her out.. pickle-juice, pause, pickle juice, pause, pickle juice, meds, but since the oil is thick, it seems to block the smell of the meds, so she opens up, then I squirt it into the side of her mouth.. obvs only works with small doses.. because of choke risk.. 0.12 mL in this case.
It went from a 20 minute fight, to a 30 second process
Success 4 times in a row so far... and interestingly the "after trauma".. where she would angrily run around the room for several minutes, also much reduced
Additionally, since she's blind, I was really concerned because before she would violently thrash her head around, and I was worried about her smacking her eye into the syringe. Not an issue this way
And yes, Mocha is a pretty boy ๐
Aww I love Mocha. He deserves all the snuggles ๐
more pickle is always good
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@tall path
Eddie and Banana?: https://x.com/RiverMakes/status/1703327264925180355
Eddie at the bottom and is Zero the other one?: https://x.com/RiverMakes/status/1703327298928402942
Eddie, Banana and is that zero at top? https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1747905874440638711
Put all three of the boys in the basement area which is gonna eventually be theirs. First time i've seen cornchip be interested in playing.
Watching three play is a lot more fun than watching 2, the shifting alliances are hilarious.
Like, mid bite, socks changed from helping eggo to helping cornchip.
Sadly, no pics the area they're in is an utter disaster, and my wife would kill me.
It's all stuff that's safe for them, but it's 5 year old toy type stuff strewen everywhere.
Correct on all 3
Sunday nights are cleanup nights, so i'll probably be able to take pictures for the next 2 or three days if see antics in the bsement, Heh.

Big Clean happens on Ferret strim
Every time I see cowboy I just wanna wrap him in a blanket
me at the start of the week: https://piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/File:Pickle_Mugshot_full.jpg
me at the end of the week: https://piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/File:Pickle_hangover.jpg
Before and after play time
what happened to the pickle ๐ฅ
i have no idea. Most likely very sleepy ๐
@torn gorge Pickle Picture Gallery is done ๐ https://piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/Ferrets/Pickle
Edit: now it's done, forget the grass emote ๐

https://fixupx.com/RiverMakes/status/1891186287714935048
from shaye twitter (I really need someone to put Caramella Girls - Caramelldansen over this XD)
Mocha needs all the huggies
hmm . . .that is a good idea, we need a rave emote of Mocha (kinda like rave Pepe with glow sticks)
use this: #thorchan message
so . . .lets combine them
would be a perfect fit
Lol, I could be tempted to if I wasn't in town
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/StupidBoringDugongWholeWheat--lauOfECKDbVMgAy @tall path is this Onion or Salsa? But also, Maddie just un-stashed them 
The pause, the grab, the hustle back to cage.
salsa/onion was easy before winter when salsa were smaller than onion. Now you have to look at the face mask. Salsa is lighter, onion darker. Shoon irrc goes by behaviour ๐
Idk who the stasher is, not normal behavior I remember tbh
i wish they had different noses
Heh, horrible thought. Do they chip the ferrets? Wonder how hard it'd be to embed readers around the play room and label the wigglers on stream by name.
it might be onion
that would be cool
I suspect it would be hard too. Heh.
misto little thief
amateur. This is how it's done: https://clips.twitch.tv/SuperCrepuscularGoldfishCmonBruh-dlaCVInidD9rJbMw
Correct, currently on phone so quick version is: readers are very low power so would need them everywhere very close to where the chip is and it takes a moment to read and ferrets are not that still and even then it can be fussy about angles and that.
Oh yeah. It'd be something i'd use to help train/queue some other existing object recognition tool.
Lol, nothing could keep pace with how fast ferrets move or change coats
Trust me, just learn their behaviours it's quicker.
Im trying my best to learn them! I have all but genpop down
I know pretty much all of them except most of the sables
Might need a professional ferret-recognizing trainer
You mean Shoonet ๐
pickle being a tease is so cute ;-;
ATTACK DA FEETS
I don't know if anyone has posted this yet, so I'm just going to leave it here: https://youtu.be/7w8H3XfnETc?si=WgO5LX8ypowNttMT
A few animated anecdotes about my silly business of ferrets using their brains for mischief.
Thanks for watching!
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I think you're #10 to post it
11
gees not again ๐
I find the video "only" 8 times in this channel. 
some are not listed properly via discord search. Don't know why
yeah, same with clips. You can search for "ferretsoftware" in streamclips. It lists most of them but not all. Somehow it get part of the information but not all. Same with names of the clips. Some parts are used, some not.
I want to know if slinky is weird or not lol get an empty playdough container and see if your ferrets stash it lol
that reminds me, the clip of thor talking about pickle splashing doesn't have nearly enough views
there are a few of it ๐
this is the best i found: https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/RelatedNiceHumanAMPTropPunch-L6VuAWXSkLZzvMHW
10/10
soggy sock creature
So fluffy
Wiki isn't down?
what, i just updated about 100 files and add another 40 or so xD
Just adding to the queue ๐
i actually need to go to bed. MRI appointment in 9 hours ^^
Good luck! I was mostly teasing fwiw. Sleep well and I hope it goes well. Been there done that, with contrast.
the contrast makes it feel like you're peeing yourself when you're not, it's really weird
I had it injected into a joint. Didn't get the peeing myself feeling, just the dread and pain from injecting. ๐ฆ
High fives @tall path
I hope your techs treat you with kindness. I was terrified of the needles/contrast and the techs made me feel like shit about being nervous to get the injection.
Chonky fluffer
8 youtube links in this channel, 1 reddit link and 2 links in other channels (iirc 1 in memes and 1 in general) xD
That's just shit and from what Ihear having the contrast injected into your joint is a nasty feeling :/ Not pain necessarily, but very unpleasant, a friend had to get it in her hip joints
They really gaslit me while I was panicking and wanting someone there to hold my hand. I didn't know what I was getting myself into at the time. It was rough. They were like "Well we can just not do the MRI, you can leave" - Like they were on some weird time schedule. It sucked. Fortunately my partner was in the waiting room.... and it was on Christmas Eve no less.
It was in my shoulder, too.
Oh no I'm so sorry you had to go through that, I swear hospital staff should be better than that ๐ It's beyond ridiculous healthcare staff can get away with having no people skills...
Yeah, it was probably the worst staff experience I've ever had. And my partner is T1D and been in the hospital with gastroparesis flares for days at a time.
Dang, kinda glad my partner doesn't get that, he's also T1D ๐ฎ
We're looking at surgical options TBH to help manage it, but had other underlying issues affecting it in the last couple years. He's on a pump now, wasn't before. It's made an incredible change
It's such a weird feeling
awwww
"huh?!?"
'so you have chosen death' energy
Sleepy boiz snugglin in their hammock ๐ป
I'm glad the pump made a good difference for him! I hope the gastroparesis issues also get better, it sounds horrible><
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/GentleFuriousSwanFutureMan--NkdNnJZRTzCg2Mq
Go Henry go!
From the left of the screen at the beginning. Mouse attacking (?) someone https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/KathishObliviousHamsterOMGScoots-QH07_1NTRziKYaZ5
mouse trying to get a piggy back ride ๐
she was mad at scotch for some reason lol
Ferret feud
I also just watched it and i'm laughing so hard rn
scotch isnt even phased by it n mouse trying her darnedest to kick his ass ๐
He was completely ignoring her the entire time
idgaf attitude haha. Just something like: Oh, her? Just ignore her.
Scotch must be really chill ferret no reaction at all.
Or it happened too often already, that he doesn't care anymore.
That is honestly the cutest thing ever.
the level of compassion and love. it chokes me up every time. โค๏ธ
Mouse using Scotch to catch a ride lmao. Leave it to one of Thor's favorite children to have found a rare mount.
Cloud
Can you explain what's going on? I don't know the lore
Henry's brain is about 60% scar tissue. It appears he was born that way. He mostly lives a normal healthy life tho he needs some help with a few things and Shaye helps him. His head spins involuntarily in response to stimulation so when he is hungry and excited about food it makes it difficult for him to eat. Shaye is helping him eat here by helping him stay calm and stable.
np โค๏ธ
Henry is best boi
Oh my god I'm laughing so hard I'm crying at that Mouse clip ๐คฃ
Mouse surfing Mocha if i see it correctly: https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/AmorphousWrongAnteaterFeelsBadMan-TG3bp9X-Fp7TBn2m
and here beans: https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/FurtiveLaconicOrangeWow-fXXa256zVOkcoZJk

it is cursed but at the same time it is not
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Behaviour + mask, although the cam distance is a killer ๐ญ
:Yarrsip:
Though ive been struggling in the new house ngl, soop cam when 
:YarrFine: https://x.com/RiverMakes/status/1655054361524080640
I see Onion on the left, tiny Salsa on top of Nacho (or maybe Tito) ๐
Now i want Mexican
Scotch is so unbothered ๐
Onyรณ
the same expression like Tito when shaye installed the anti climbing sheets: #streamchat message
Tito is like "i cant believe youve done this"
Onion is like "yes? Can you be helped?"
also where will onion go? she is hanging in there and now what ๐
Well maybe if she wasnt so rudely interrupted ๐
shes innocent
The sticker on that litter box would drive me crazy. OCD
We used the same ones, until we caught our "special" ferret eating litter. Now they all use pads
Is that a ferret nation cage?
should be all ferret nation 182
baby timestamp https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2381962625?t=29h50m35s
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"you saw nothing"
this is not the ferret you looking for
https://tenor.com/de/view/jedi-obi-wan-mind-trick-gif-25169300
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@knotty jungle This was clearly made for you
Mouse why? Lol ๐
Oh mouse
When you are tiny you cant f around, gotta go for the jugular
SWEATER HENRY
Some babies out with henry and the crimes
Long as hel
HENNY PIC
So eepy
So comfy
18/10
Wait is that one of his? Or the one you found
I don't see how Cornchips owner managed two ferrets in that cage.
Every time anyone more than cornchip goes in, it's just endless traffic jams.
I think thatโs beans
I love this.
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Herny is so cuuuute

Attaaaaack!
@tall path Is that Weezie/ Louise'l in your lap?
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "First Stream Noodles, Then Uncover and Let Sit"
wow so rude. Mouse doesnt sound like that at all! Only battle face screams for mouse ๐
That is brilliant
are u saying henry needs to shave? Long whiskers r wizard whiskers, so henry part wizard ๐
All ears cower in fear of the great beans
Also enjoy this fun fact about beans https://fixupx.com/RiverMakes/status/1582764394932752385
@violet owl
Might wanna scroll up just a touch
but I don't wanna Mr.Krabs
Valid ๐ฅฒ
Beans totally looks like he is gonna cast a bad spell on you for putting him in that outfit ๐ฅฒ
"I don't care how big the room is I cast fireball"
I have a suspicion my partner may have bought me a Beans for my birthday :3
box size?
It hasn't arrived yet, but he's not been letting me answer the door and said "I hope your birthday gift arrives on time" ๐
It's fine, either if he doesn't, I have already decided I'm gonna buy him one for HIS birthday ๐ Let my Beans army COMMENCE! 
If they hide it hopefully they don't forget where they put it (that's how i ended up with two copies of Pokemon moon
Please tell me theres photos of him in the dragon suit
HENRY โค๏ธ
there is not but i will take some next time

Wizard, dragon, where's the knight and the princess?
This reminds of me this meme
https://i.imgur.com/RYdBIO9.jpeg
There is a lot of good Japanese ferret stuff on Twitter which I have just recently learned about
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/CarefulTenaciousGerbilPicoMause-R0RJQGd1eG1fPnqY
thoughts on this vid https://youtu.be/7w8H3XfnETc?si=_03aLMIEbu_GKVXU
A few animated anecdotes about my silly business of ferrets using their brains for mischief.
Thanks for watching!
Buy them a treat on ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/williamsnekspeare
Music by Daniel Vilaire from Perplexing Bestiary: https://www.youtube.com/@PerplexingBestiary
Ferret further reading:
https://holisticferretforum.com/
https://www....
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I think it got posted at least 8 times already in this channel 
Those are my thoughts 
I think that's 12.
yeah 12. still good video ^^
"another hand touches the beacon" 
henry dressup time (feat beans) followed by baby playtime timestamp: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2383807519?t=6h5m52s
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I love how the counter keeps going up
The ferrets tried to put into practice what Shaye taught them to steal keys. Unfortunately they are not very stealthy and ended up empty handed.
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/GenerousDrabGarageHeyGuys-JjTkXxKfDMrISdAI
So thats what you where teaching them @tall path steal keys so you can gather more ferrets for the ferret army
I must train them more
your own beagleboys... except they are ferrets ๐
they already live most of their lifes in cells ๐
What's Shaye eating here? At first I thought pizza maybe, but what are those black spots?
Our tiniest baby Willow just got diagnosed with insulinoma. I am not okay ๐ฅ
Black olives?
Or spinach
Who are the ones picking CB's pocket in that clip? 
Could be pesto? (the food, not the pupper) on the pizza ๐
looks like Khalu, then maybe Lucky and after Kahlua gone away Misto joins.
i literally just posted it and deleted cuz i saw it posted already lol
i just now saw it, very cute
Extra flavour
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"another hand touches the beacon"
I can hear thisโฆ
So do we add it to a counter orr...
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wait it's beacon???
I always read it as "another hand touches the bacon"
No, touching someone's bacon is an invitation for war crimes
But what if the person that touches the bacon is canadian?
yeah, the time between crunchy audio gets less and less. Hope it's not an hw issue. iirc thor suggested it could be an intel issue as well. Don't know if he swapped the ferrets to amd as well or if they are still on the starforge intel machine.
Then its time to add something to the checklist.
clearly the ferrets need a 9800x3d, 64GB DDR5, and a RTX 5090. and maybe a new streaming PC too I guess.
not a 5090, it's a fire hazard ๐
Is that from the old ASDF movies on youtube? ๐ฅฒ
if you know that, you are old, like me ๐
wait ASDF movies are old now???
I'm not even 33 yet! Don't call me old, that's rood lol. You can call me old next Monday!
MY PARTNER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT ASDF MOVIE IS SKLJTANBSKJTA 
HOW
I didn't know there are 15 now... I think I only know the first 3 lol
I don't know! He's older than me! Lol
Thats impossible
thats is omething u have to show him
16... ask me how I know
Oh don't worry, I will.
same, but mine is not next monday. Here is a hint: https://tenor.com/de/view/yoda-the-force-star-wars-gif-10763720
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How do you know? I can only see the 1-15 compilation :p
May 4th?
oh wait I'm stoopid
I read that as age (somehow for some reason)
not as how many there are
didn't know there were 15 now too

I really need to get checked out
keep reading stuff wrong
meowish as mirror, now this...
plus beacon as bacon...
Oh I see what you mean though, the first ASDF movie is 16 years old...
That's.... half my age :p
yeah.... it... may be... older than me
Thats almost all of my age (only 4 years younger)
Dang younguns...

Lol
I like trains
Yeah my partner doesn't know ASDF, he didn't respond to that line AT ALL
Weird thing is, right, it's the ONLY thing I've ever watched on youtube.... He spends ALL of his time on youtube, how did he miss this?!
did he at least know vghs?
I sent it to him, told him he's not allowed to watch it without me as I need to see the ones after 3 xD
Idk, I don't know what that is either though ๐
Look, I JUST said ASDF is the only thing I ever watched on youtube ๐
you should watch vghs ๐ also an oldschool thing ppl should know
I shall add it to the list ;p
if you watch now you see beans pouting (nope he went back to bed now)
Did y'all hear about the ferret that cleaned a particle accelerator
Her name was felicia
Skyrim reference
Sweet noodle babies ๐ฅฐ
but..but...links must be clicked. Its a law of the internet!
its being posted in multiple channels
i saw it in introductions and some other channels also
thank you mods

Wizard Beans would not click the links, be like Wizard Beans
Beans would be sending links for free salmon oil.
Hazel is so pretty, I love her patterns.
Little feeties
Sadly...
- Ferrets
- Smart
- Smart ferrets
- Cool drawing style
- Feret s
A few animated anecdotes about my silly business of ferrets using their brains for mischief.
Thanks for watching!
Buy them a treat on ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/williamsnekspeare
Music by Daniel Vilaire from Perplexing Bestiary: https://www.youtube.com/@PerplexingBestiary
Ferret further reading:
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13th, yes. 
"another hand touches the beacon" 
That video will be posted a year from now. Just wait
DO NOT CLICK THAT
DO NOT CLICK ANYTHING LIKE THAT
^
noone will ever offer you a free gift card
"Especially Steve, he's really into it"
Its like the viral post from a decade ago about 52 thoroughbred horses needing a home.
What about all the swamp land real estate in Arizona that I purchased
Toby?
Yup
He and Hazel were OBSESSED with that baby tummy toy
Look at their little snoots
I love Toby's little "rawr" face
They are vicious predators
clearly
Did I just miss another one?
nah
but there were like 2 or 3 earlier
think ive spotted like 4 or 5 today
and thats just the ones ive seen, might be more
Smh
we know better, but some ppl are still somewhat innocent on the internet
they trust links that seem legit without question
Some people also just misclick
I know like 2 people that legit misclicked while trying to scroll or smth
hadnt considered that, but yeah. i guess so
Orange
what is that, why is it eating some plant
aren't they supposed to have only meat
its a plushie ^_^
smol fluffy tries to escape must bite

Man, these snow days are irritating my poor ferrets. The 5 year old has been home for almost two weeks, so they get almost no time to run around without a giant, funny shaped ferret chasing them.
Let the ferrets out, put the 5 year old in the cage ๐ (joking of course)
Heh, you joke, but when he was 3, he regularly put himself in Rubys kennal, which is big enough for an 80 lb black lab.
5 things these ferrets are obsessed with!
Watch more of @pickle.noqui.tuto on Instagram!
I had to do a double take when I first saw the title
The little steppies with the toy.
odie :D
TEEFS
So much cuteness
thank you so much for these @light basalt they are very very much appeciated โค๏ธ
oh so Salt was after that contraband
@light basalt Can you give us a pic of the face of the cattepillow?
might be a bit too dangerous, but... https://youtube.com/shorts/uGfG8B40t9E?si=Wudf8yiCuew3dRdV imagine
Thanks @light basalt
Poulshu: evil laughter
Awww my two favourite wigglers: Henry and Mocha

@tall path For context of the above clip
^
Oh onions
Hopefully the water got changed
Just a bit of extra flavour
it's a onion soup now
At least it isn't actual onion flavoring
Loki being camera shy ig ๐ญ /j
The heck, Thor without glasses, I'm not used to that
Lmao, I like how Onion immediately tried to deal with the bowl
Lol
Pff
AQUONION WILL EXIST


Wah i missed soaky butts
onion evolves to aquoinion evolves to blastonion
now artistic people please create this TCG ferret we got the inspiration
It will go onto the list of "drawings I need to make at some point"
i remember this masterpiece someone postet on Thor's twitter ๐
BEANS BABEEEEE
couldn't find the post but was like who would win, Thor Mods and someone throw in beans with a chair xD
the other head should be thors backhead XD
Too much muscle for a programmer
i couldn't imagine Thor as Brock Lesnar Batista xD
There onions as a water type fakemon has been added to the list
I still need to draw Henry with his axolotl and Vincent so it's going to be awhile before I get started on that one plus I have a cosplay I need to get back to work on so it's going to be awhile but I will post updates once I get started
gonna link this again cause i love this clip ๐
@torn gorge Is this Lucky?
onion with genpop, this is weird
No... Might be nacho ๐ค
I like how uninterested Onion looks
No challenge, no fun
"Hey what you looking at"
Probably nacho, hawk is lighter ๐ค
I have no idea
Onion teaching us important lessons
To never give up
Even when wild Shaye puts you back in ferrets' room
Does Nacho have a bib?
?
oh god
Aquonion lives
would this be a good place to drop ferret videos that aren't from our captain? I think people would like this one
of course
oh cool thanks
A few animated anecdotes about my silly business of ferrets using their brains for mischief.
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Another one touches the beacon
"another hand touches the beacon" 
still a good video
Is that the count for how many times this has been posted?
Yep
lmao
100%
that's brilliant
love me so low effort recycling of memes ๐
*some
paint is king, change my mind
I prefer paint . net
reminds me of the picture thor shows on stream now and then with the creepy black cat with human face from a show. can't remember the name
looks good but I have the gimp for that
<quotes that could be taken out of context>
gimp is approaching your your location, rapidly
Genpop out soon
Thank you for bringing this into existence ๐
His beard actually goes with the fur quite well
You're welcome. 
now the only thing we need is Aquaman's sister Onion Reigns
Lmao
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done
What we do in the shadows. It was a movie before it became a TV show. I am 100% suggesting watching both.
Had to go get ready for bed but ty for letting me hangout voicechat <3
This is so good
Yes
Just had a chance to double check, it was indeed nacho
@light basalt death of a toy?
scooby doo toy died to the teeth of beans
Misto poking his head out
AW HELL NAW. - Misto @light basalt
Misto is a cutie
It is pretty flimsy, probably for the best
Man i could hardly catch any of playtime today... Ill have to rewatch later ๐ญ
@torn gorge Can I DM you?
Sure
Pickle is a dancer
peanut taking after beans
peanut today
chat sharing a braincell once again
We are hivemind, we are one
shes such a little stinker i love peanut
peanut was pissed for some reason today, even went at poor henry
LOL my second screens wallpaper today: looong king
Noooo! Not the scooby doo toy!
Saghetti Beaver got me ๐
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LOL just 'water to far, nap here' energy
Dont let your ferts eat straw 
one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us
baby time with the whole family timestamp https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2385575293?t=6h16m1s
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Whats a shaye to king
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Henry on the move away from puppy pads #ShayeHands"
This always looks so funny.
How many is that? 5, 6, 7...?
I count 8 ๐ค
Could be seven, depending on who the bodies on the left belong to (its so hard to tell ๐ )
Thats a head under 1
Ok, we lock 7 as the answer. 
And you can't see the head for the body under 3
In the end it was a trick question, if you pick them up, there is an infinite amount of ferrets underneath. 
Hazel is the comfiest baby ever
Every time I see Henry so wobbly, I just want to pick him up and hug him ๐ฅบ
1: Whiskey ?
2: Something in my head says that's Misto
3: Kahlua
4: Hazel
5: Louise ?
6: Cheese
I see too less of the other two (below Kahlu and between 1 and 2)
Finally got some news on the small business we've been in merger talks with. (Heh. The two female ferrets we might be picking up when the current owner goes to jail), she somehow managed to talk the judge into two more months of freedom, so now we're looking at some point in April.
Do you think there's ever gonna be videos of the noodles on yt? Like have mads or shaye record playtime every once in a while?
They photograph it alot
Maybe a "meet the ferrets" style vid
The only downside of the stream is that we cant hear anything. I wanna hear their "no give that back here" when a ferret stashes something
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I saw
Misto is like "what is this? i wanna sleep" ๐
But i wish there were more
yeah, i don't think there will be much more, because ferrets can get some diseases like humans (Cov, etc.) so there is a limited access in the first place. Normally just Thor, Shaye, Maddie, Vet and some ferret friends.
Bahroo could visit them. We still wait for this ๐
Why is Henry wearing a vest? In some of the clips
Trying to help be more stable
stylish and may help with his head shakes a bit ๐
I want to hear the dooking. Yesterday thor said that deme was dooking so much when he picked her up and im sure that sounds adorable
I meant more pov vids in general. Not visits from friends, though those would be neat
What is dooking...
Im sure we will get more camera angles when the new building is up (in a while)
Dooking is the happy noise ferrets make
Sort of sounds like laughing a little
Cute
https://youtube.com/shorts/Dq-qB6UDUG4?si=AfR0eYu2ZTau54eh
You can hear it a little bit
Marshall ferret Aitaro short video
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Awwweeee
It wonโt play for me 
Onion dooks: https://x.com/RiverMakes/status/1675016780211957761
dem was doing that last playtime after being gremlin apprently
Me neither. It might not work on mobile
the yt short has good audio of dooking ^_^
very popular sleep spot it seems
From Ferret every hour
Shaye covered almost the entire floor with blankies/sheets. A small piece next to the litterbox (bottom right) is uncovered. ~~Someone ~~Hazel immediately poop on that small uncovered piece 
Happy bappy beef and cheese ๐ฅฐ
Ferrets by the tubes are chewing something, might just be cardboard though ๐ค
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More babies out
/gen why is there a bunch of towels on the ground
Happy Beef'n'Cheese birthday!
There's actually one thats so loud...
My ferret, Bella dooking while we play. Her dooking sounds very much like she is giggling. She could literally play and dook for hours. Sorry about the camera quality, just a quick video on my phone.
Bella was originally a hunting ferret before she was found and handed into the animal shelter, I took her home about two weeks ago and now she is...
This one
That's gotta be the happiest ferret I ever seen
SO CHONKY
Very cute video https://youtube.com/shorts/kndShZBjFiY?si=PTfe4I6i2L5vTjF8
i would be concerned that they would get snatched up by a bird of prey ๐ฅฒ
This is in the uk, i dont think they have those as his ferrets spend a lot of time outdoors
Happy birthday to beef and cheese (Iโve already shared this here but it fits)
Does that ferret have stitches? ๐ฎ I always wonder why when I see things like that, my curiousity is killing me lol ๐
I think those are in the UK, so I'd say seagul... (here in Scotland seagulls pick up cats and small dogs, given the chance...)
Prettyyy
We got some viscious seagulls here (read my previous comment lol)
I actually dunno, I found this short when I wanted to know what dooking sounded like
What if morse code but using dooks?
I'm sorry, my brain is silly sometimes
Yeah that's fair, I just thought I saw tiny little stitches in their belly and my mind always immediately goes "OH NO POOR BABY! What happened to you, did you get an owie?!" when it comes to animals ๐ Didn't mean to like literally ask you haha :3
Ah, yeah, makes sense!
dreaming mango nood
anyone know who it was? can't find any oldies who have gloves
I think it's misto, but I'm not sure why he'd still be out
Sneaky misto making his own fun ๐
Teep is the only other sable with mitts and she is the opposite of chonk. Misto is harmless so even if shaye missed him in the round up its ok as he wont fight the oldies
Might be worth giving shaye a heads up if hes still out though
I've wondered how safe those are for ferrets.
Ahh, my suspicions for who I was looking at confirmed, I saw Teep! I knew it wasn't Misto this time cause he's a chonky boy lol
Is that a ferret?! Holy bejeebus...
He may have just been sleeping with the oldies when Shaye put everyone away before Kyo and Sai came out, at least he's a good boy โค๏ธ Think ticket worthy or just wait until we catch Shaye somewhere?
I currently see 2 out no idea who they are and I can't tell if there's one in the rainbow thing or not might just be the shadow's
The 2 that I saw out before I just went afk for a second (so probably about when you sent that) were Teep and Misto
So i just checked (was napping before) and i see misto and teep
Teep by food, Misto at bottom of the screen
As i said its harmless but probably unintentional
Yeah
Idk, I did see Chili and a few other genpop running around with the oldies earlier today
Probably, will just keep an eye open for Shaye to appear in chat or something, I don't think Misto necessitates a ticket as he's a good boy
Yeah but pretty sure Chili and most of the others were put away, Chili would be sitting in the bin by now if he hadn't ๐ Misto and Mocha though are good boys that can be trusted with the oldies :3
Oh he's away now, but earlier he was out with oldies. It was a mixed bag. Someone said it was on purpose. And when I say genpop, I mean the safe genpop of course lol
Cause at first I thought it was JUST genpop, but then I saw Fig and Moxie and got confused ๐
I don't think so... More likely a pine marten
I did wonder, that would be one big wiggler lol, got Chili beat ๐
I think the only issue with misto being out is he is probably bored
I can make a ticket if you want ๐
@tall path misto is still out, idk if intentional so heres a heads up
yeah he was napping with the old people
awww
hes a good boy
he seemed very confused though
"where are all my friends?"
took me about a minute to realize that was a ferret not a cat
More of a Mink than a ferret
mink very similar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EQQrAxdsEM
tl:dr, ferret that loves water that is 2-3x even more excited
The little
face
Chichi! I love Chichi ๐
Guess I'll do it this way points to question above lol ๐
Yes is babanya ๐
I'm learning!
"Babanya" I like that. 
Yes
Bruce is bigger and more white than yellow. His tail is pointy
Its pretty nuanced ngl
Ty :)
Blep
A dalmation ferret? ๐ค ๐
ill never look at mink coats the same
Wow ive never seen that coat before
thats probably a mink
Yeah
That look says "I'm ready for my salmon oil."
Babies coming out!
its official
@scenic zenith 
lets name her properly atleast. Princess Meanut
Of course after I went to bed
just my luck lol
Hazel loves her toob ball
Just a typo
Beef says am sleepy from birthday celebrations!
And sock taxxer
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/MistySpicyFerretVoteNay-fcjNkV6XpehIjiBS
Someone just went to jail with Beans
Beef and ?Mimi
Two Seconds Later with Lamby
gone as soon as it appeared ;(
How cute! 
AAWWWWW
Waiting for the other 3997 
@tall path did the picture of mimi and mai tai not come out well?
These pictures are sooooo cute.
Pickle loaf
omg
They removed his arms, they turned him into a worm
peak wormage
He is now.. a noodle
maybe we should include the foot biting lore for beans ?
not sure if thats something we want on the wiki ?
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@tall path deme still in beans cage
Welp heres hoping he behaves or thor saves her if he doesnt. Its eepy time for me o7
Please keep an eye out and make a ticket if needed fertfrends
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Woops lol the one thing I meant to remember before I left
Well for now they seem to be getting along? no idea as they pulled the blanket from the pan up
does he get aggressive to females as well? i thought he just goes after other males.
at least not misto beans would be rebelling
We'll keep an eye out. Thanks to Shoonet for catching that.
if it was misto beans would be wanting out
He usually behaves like right up until it's time for me to come home from work lol
maybe with a woman he will be a gentelman
Well. Our sweet old lady Sushi likely also has insulinoma, as well as lymphoma But she's old. so.. It's not a huge shock like it was with Willow. Won't know for sure until her adrenal implant takes effect
Sweet old lady
Did they put her on any meds for either? Thankfully at least with that combo prednisolone works for both insulinoma and lymphoma
Well he is behaving for now they seem to be in the bowl thing
@tall path 3mg/3ml strength, 0.2 ml dose 2x per day for both sushi and Willow
@tall path If there's no improvement, it's a quality of life issue, and we'll have to discuss things, but she seems happy and healthy considering how many health problems she is facing
Spilled noodle alert!
PSA: Not all vets are equal, we recently changed vets. Our old vet thought Sushi's Adrenal disease symptoms wecpointed out weren't a big a deal and thought she didn't need an implant. He also said her diarrhea was just something she'd have to live with. No testing.
New vet saw her, with no mention of Adrenal said "she has all the obvious symptoms of Adrenal disease," got the implant put in today. She also tested her stool. Clostridium was present. Gave meds for that and possible Helicobacter. Her stool is now normal, and we switched vets.
Get a second opinion if you have any doubts. Don't worry about offending your vet. Your pet's life is more important
Yep! No shame in getting a second opinion
Makes sense, I will say though I have had good results with oral chemotherapy for lymphoma
If that's an option for you, it's very safe with minimal side effects in ferrets, I have had a few with lymphoma on chlorambucil oral 1x daily (kitty is on it right now and improving well, she has severe lymphoma throughout her body)
Thank you I will ask about that. Is it a pill?
No I've always had it made into a liquid oral suspension at a compounding pharmacy, I'd ask your vet about it
It's a very very common medication so most compounding pharmacies can make it
Beans was mean to onion back when they were roommates for a bit so i don't trust him ๐ซ ๐ 
beans = sus
Imagine trying to eat his little sister like that! Sweet innocent onion 
Beans undoubtedly objects to these spurious accusations
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Cwumpet is a little chaos goblin
no touch the floor mat
Lololol never touch the floor mat
Look. Just because his brain is too small to retain memories of his crimes doesnt make them moot. Think of onions feelings!! 
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little parts of genpop were out throughout the day before it
Eggo has discovered that he can move underneath the coffee table, as i move it, to stay hidden.
Beans ^^
Its all on tape 
Innocent 
Omg I saw Cwumpet
Such chaotic smort lil fiend
LMAO
I don't play TES games, but gotta admit Khajit and the lizardmen designs are great
Even tho I'm more of a Dark Elf player if anything
Pickle's long lost cousin? ๐ญ
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Okay last question sorry, is it a nasty med? We were told to stop forcing bad tasting meds because of her enlarged lymph nodes in her neck
It can be compounded with whatever flavor the pharmacy had, I usually get chicken flavor, it's not very bitter
I've never had an issue with anyone disliking it
Shaye.. have you tasted ferret chemo
Thank you so much shaye
Going by past conversations... Yes they definitely did
Look, most animal meds are just rebranded human stuff at a lower dose
THo accidently tasting it wouldnt surprise me with the ferrets
"accidentally" shaye checked all of their food and steals their fish snacks
Yep, we had a dog on cushings meds, same stuff. Our bunny once had antibiotics and it was just kids liquid meds, he eye drops were hooman ones too.
earlier this week i was watching Trixie Mattel talk on her podcast about how she got so high off a small dose of gabapentin. And i was like "why does that sound familiar?" and i checked my old dog's vet logs and yeah that was what they prescribed her (my dog Lola may she rest in peace) for i think her hip. but it was definitely gabapentin
which is kind of a fun word to say
gabapentin
Yeah, Ruby, the 80 pound black lab we have has horrible anxiety at the vet. They make us give her two doses of gabapentin before she can come in. She's basically blackout high the whole time she's at the vet.
It's weird, because she's high strung at home, but never ever considers biting, and i've heard her growl like.. once. But apparently at the vet she turns into a terror.
My hubbys childhood dog was a total sweetheart, until she's left at the vet so they can try and work out how much insulin she needs for her diabetes. They never managed that, but she lived until 15, so the dose they guessed can't have been far off.
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SuperCrackyTireVoteYea-k8jCfBfNwH_WdXr- poor beans, lost his cuddle ferret


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