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you have a full blown business! :o
Good to know. That's part of what i've been researching right now.
I've had my two boys already for 6 months without issue.
I'm looking at budgeting replacing cages and such. My first two came with a full Ferret Nation Double. But Cornchip appears to have come with the yaheetech, or something similar? At least it looks like the owner was aware of the problem of falling down the middle, and the put in stuff like scratching posts to block that worry more.
About all i know about him is that his bond mate died of gonad cancer, and this guy was a free-roamer at the house of a pair of 19 year olds who were on their third breakup of each other this quarter, and that he got a clean bill of health from the vet, getting checked out when his partner was sick.
In case you need it: https://holisticferretforum.com/ is the site shaye usually recommends
And we expect many pictures when youre done setting them up
Random question does anyone have any good pictures of Henry with his axolotl
Thank you
I was talking to my (~20) son about the ferrets, and said something about streaming them, and he immediately went "Oh, there's this streamer who streams his ferrets his name is... p.... p. " it took him a sec, but he came up with it. Heh.
henny out and spinning around (still on cage cam though
)
Seniors are roaming
mocha denying exit from toob
And yes, the king is just outside reach of mocha snugs
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Mocha eating like: Headwobble, nom, nom, nom!"
careful…plushy beans might chew on some kitty ears 😆
Already did 🤣
I thought that was my cat for a sec
henry is zoinked out something hard
The ultimate couch potato slouch, just sink into the cracks.
Awww
The title neglects to mention the high-intensity Henry pettings taking place! (at least I assume that's him)
lol eepy photoshoot
Is that belly up?
yep
That's unusual for it. Normally it would just curl up in the frog/cloud bed.
but perfect for a picture
We dont question the way of how henry naps
He really is way too cute. Look how smoll he is!
Yours has a pink nose too. So cute. Mantis has black beans, not pink. 🖤💗
I'm like Jonah Jameson, but for more Henry photo ops
Spider-henry photo ops. 
Fudge also has black beans! Love the name Mantis by the way 
Fudge is a great name. I had a bunny called Toffee
Henry is up and wigglin about again!
yep
i gotta go to bed, it's almost 8am and my partner and i are both concerned about my sleep schedule. just wanted to see some kind of increased activity before bed
also hellooo!
dang. go bed
yeahhh i go bed now lol
I absolutely adore the Henry pics 🤩 they usually make my day
He's such a weird lil dude and I live for it
Peepaw!! 
Grampers 
Spotted someone walking their ferret out on the streets of Brussels
why not 🙂 ive seen people walk cats, why not ferrets
if ferret is healthy and enjoys it, cant be a bad thing 🙂
unless they eat something bad out of curiosity I suppose
Tail looks very poof
it's probably excited
I'd worry about them catching something from random humans out and about, but is not for me to judge others.
Knowing Brussels, that ferret's fur is gonna reek of urine after that walk
most likely, half the streets smell like that
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "onion trying to escape Maddie’s water obstacle"
daww thats such a good clip! Love cowboy
he was rubbing all over it for a good while. nakey old man loves his fuzzy stuff
unless he has to wear it 
maybe it was a kind of man this is what fur feels like
he just don't like to wear socks 😄
he hates clothes
him throwing a fit every time shaye puts clothes on him makes me giggle.
what the hell are you all talking about 
he only wants fuzzy things when its on his terms
this: https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ArtisticCarelessNarwhalTebowing-4CbaEEWbqMqFCvG0
Cowboy don't like his sweaters (socks) 😄
lol, well no wonder
Shaye has put him hin clothes several times
he either goes full reverse like that clip, or stomps around and sulks.
he reacted like every time ive seen a dog have their paw wrapped
Beans, being a chaos demon, looking over my Eurorack synth gear...
impressed with the chaos a masterpiece he couldn'T even imagine
Only a small patch, Eurorack patches can go crazy 
oooh, Martha makes music?
i know saw a documentary of deadmau5's ones and those were cieling high iirc i tried understand how they work but i think you need one and see it practical to really understand it
Martha makes squigly electronic fart noises 
will Martha do a ferret soundtrack at some point?
deadmau5's Eurorack rack is pretty awesome, but he uses it more as a sound design tool... RedMeansRecording and Colin Benders make music 100% on Eurorack though, Colin Benders' collection is pretty insane
i will look into him maybe he has a tour or smthng of them
and i see a kalimba 😄
Not anytime soon, I'm working on learning things like... composition 😅
That you do, it can be fun to feed through the Eurorack effects 
i would play some of the old c418 minecraft music on them xD
I've been debating picking up a new module that would let me pull stereo audio in from external sources so I could run existing music through the effects. I'd feed so much through my Ruina Versio (a stereo distortion module) just for fun
Being able to get hands on the gear and twist knobs can make a huge difference... Essentially you just split up each of the parts that exist in a "normal" synth into modules, giving you far more control over everything.
Not just things like control over functions, but the order the audio follows and what specific type of thing is being used at each step
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Salt tries to escape, Maddie does a distract!"
HES HERE
I'm more worried about encountering random dogs or even cats when out and about, but as you said, not my place to judge (I just hope people consider these things)
And some walking bunnies 😮
Ive also seen tortoises (though, normally its because it broke from its enclosure and is enjoying a walk around the neighborhood
)
Grr, couldn't figure out why the Cornchip didn't wanna eat after finishing the food he came with. Turns out, the people who passed him to me told me the wrong food, only found out when they sent me a picture, and looks like i can't get it shipped till tomorrow morning.
Looks like im gonna be supplementing with duck soup overnight, and seeing if i can find anything meaty he's willing to eat, unless there are better suggestions.
While i want to get them all onto raw, i haven't been able to yet, and they're all still on kibble. Just turns out the new boy's on a different one.
has anyone else tried finding a pattern on the beans box?
That was adorable 😭
Yeah, it tiles
yeah I found it's a 27x27 tile, but not sure what to convert it to from there
knowing thor he would add some message or secret
I tried converting it from binary to text, didn't get anything from that
good idea
What is the ratio of light to dark?
If it is truely a 27x27 grid, it shouldn't
oh wait yeah im being dum
Babies coming out soon!
o-o
Chaos!
yipeee
SOOP
@knotty cradle
Cornchip was happy with the duck soup. Was a touch worried, since one i've got, Eggo, will not eat anything but his kibble. Even salmon oil, and even fresh salmon (Socks went nuts for it)
On the plus side, the resource linked earlier suggested using EVO for super picky ferrets like that, and while Eggo doesn't seem like... motivated by it, he didn't act like i was feeding him cactuses made of lava either.
much soups
Hey chat I have a begging request, I'm trying to tell someone about immobilizing ferrets and telling the story of the salmon oil but I can't find the YouTube short with the visiting fur noodle who had the salmon oil on its belly. Does anyone have that conveniently handy or remember the title?
henry zoinked out @knotty cradle
All the ferrets gathered around the soup reminds me of the pictures of the communal water holes in nature
crashed out after playtime
can anyone remember what Shaye likes to bribe the ferrets that don't like salmon oil with?
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Maddie and Peanut blue ball playtime and stash"
@knotty cradle
i have had better luck with an omega 3-6-9 oil
https://www.amazon.com/Ultra-Oil-Supplement-Flaxseed-Allergies/dp/B0048Z93LU/ref=asc_df_B0048Z93LU?mcid=c5c15e78eca9344dadf6b2014f5e78f6&hvocijid=2003036848903204689-B0048Z93LU-&hvexpln=73&tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=721245378154&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=2003036848903204689&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9033439&hvtargid=pla-2281435181658&th=1
Ultra-Oil Skin & Coat Supplement For Pets is a pure gift from Mother Nature. Our special formula of nutritional oils from Hempseed, Flaxseed, Grapeseed and Fish provides the Omega 6 and Omega 3 fatty acids pets need for healthy skin and a shining coat. Hempseed oil, our primary ingredient, contai...
it uses hempseed as a base which isnt the best but they get it so infrequently i dont mind it, the trade off for easy nail trims even on fussy ferrets is good
Excellent, thank you! 
I am scouring the shorts and I still haven't found it yet.. 😭
The article someone linked me earlier (https://holisticferretforum.com/natural-diet/treats-for-ferrets/) suggests EVO for ferrets that don't like salmon oil, i tried it last night with my picky ferret, and he didn't act like it was battery acid.
Heh, if you just need video of a ferret being immobilized by putting salmon oil on it, in about 20 minutes i'm getting out Eggo and Socks to let em loose in their play room, i can get a 30 second video of what happens when i put oil on his belly. Heh. It' show we clip his nails.
.3
I have no idea if that's a good brand of salmon oil or not. Heh, don't consider it an endorsement beyond the fact that he likes it.
If you have boys, careful where you put the oil.
Slinky and his best friend my boogoo
wait ferrets poof their tails aswell?
yep!
that is amazing
Can't remember if I shared this one already but here is Torch from when I visited :) hes one of my faves for sure
look at that face
that's the face of i will steal your things and escape
thats every ferret
daww the goat fighter 🥹
He's so handsome! I do love Torch, def one of my (many) favourites as well 😻
Got my Beans!
be sure to keep it away from your years
same braincell still
SOUUUUP!
Is this ghost walkin around? i think thats their name?
They really like the Oil Shaye posted.
Here is Onion, definitely not trying to stash the Oil: https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SuperCrepuscularGoldfishCmonBruh-dlaCVInidD9rJbMw
the eepy beepo
Good evening. In tonight's news, Onion - the infamous criminal known for her numerous escape attempts following high-profile felony theft convictions - was caught smuggling Salmon oil back into the enclosure, triggering chaos amidst the other inmates. This follows a previous, dangerous stand-off with corrections staff where Onion was caught with a nail trimmer (assumedly to commit more crime). A chilling state of affairs, indeed. Channel 7 attempted to contact the wardens of the facility for comment on the conditions inside and any steps that have been taken to prevent further crimes, but have not received a reply since. Back to you, Chuck.
Bruh, xD
#justiceforonion 
Mouss still with too much energy
He stick his leggy real far
Beans with my beans!!
eepy
Bean has a spine and makes a great neck pillow
Beans hits the road! Careful he might try to stash the car
Hidden eddie in the sofa 😂
Guys my beans looks real.
-# no ferrets were harmed in the making of this video.
Sorry for the loud kpop
at 5:20 on todays daily dose of internet there is a ferret
Hello everyone, this is YOUR Daily Dose of Internet. In this video, this guy found the fastest way to get fired.
Links To Sources:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11aucupl9m9vZSlbTMAiu1FdmTzy80bcyq5W9lbXE-4M/edit?usp=sharing
Rest of the videos: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdkQzfvvGV5BdVmsPUNi4Dw
Songs:
Track: Inside — Amine Maxwel...
and earlier in the video is a snowferret
WHO TAUGHT HIM TO DRIVE
Love how completely unbothered 'Nana was 😛
I did now deal with the driving bean
Who went straight for soop, Kahlua and...? Tito maybe? Can only say Kahlua for sure with his white toes :3
hi
Shaye felt like giving us a change of scenery?
I was talking with someone who works in the place I hang out in before class and mentioned the ferret live stream and they put it on the tv
On his way to buy all the salmon oil
I thought I saw a tail there earlier
The great bean heist 
Omg ear crimes on Beans! They’re now cursed with Bean behavior! 😆
funny enought that one is the new hire of the business
Gotta admit…some of the Bean plushie photos/vids that people post r hilarious
Clyde X Papertowel Roll ultra turbo championship edition
Tell me someone is clipping that donut steal XD
Legend 🙂
HENRY! ❤️
MUST TOOB! BUT TOOB IS TOO SMOLL!!!
@torpid nexus
lol someone else wants aswell
Just a quick PSA cut that paper towel roll down the length of it for safety, many ferrets have gotten their heads stuck in them and nearly suffocated
(If you haven't already, can't tell from vid)
Oh you might enjoy this @tall path from when the night cam was on, i had to have a small poke at chili's habits
LMAO
Real
I giggled way too hard at that edit @torpid nexus 
its so true tho
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/FastCogentHareOSsloth-o7G6YWt5GliBAu9u
Do you have the onion water foiled one by chance?
found one
Yeah, I don't share donuts either
Maybe I should look in here more often. Ferrets make me happy
If you ask for ferret pics, people are very helpful with that.
Did someone say ferret pics??
I made a high pitched noise 😍
Bleep
Who's on the right?
lol
Toob comfy
chonker
@tall path just a heads up, the babies are zonked out and some are scratching at the cage.. they want eeps (and maybe some contraband who can say)
Shaye went to nap
More time for nuts mayham then!
Hazel almost did a crimb 
a potato bench for potatos
Cuddle piles!
being as sneaky as a foghorn
Cash is not a ninja
They where being as sneaky as a foghorn aka not at all
Yes, as cash do
mocha however? sneaky as ninja
He is the night
I bet no one even knows hes out right now.. sneaked right into that mango for a power nap
if they can't see you. You can't see them. Perfect ninja.
darkwing mocha 
LOL of course he did
"we cant pile ontop of each other in the cage so we sleep here"
the noodles have sorted themselves
peanut living the dream finally no crowbars between her and her uncle
Shaye be using that salmon oil perfume
If gen pop was out, who was in gen pop's cage?
What do you mean?
There were few ferrets in top cage
Was that also part of genpop that got in earlier?
Oh, sorry, in the clip you sent
Not live
in the cages were the parts of genpop prone to climb
Pat 2 | A miracle in the making! This #ferret came in with a swollen foot and a fractured toe, and we were sure he’s need surgery to amputate it. But nature had other plans! His toe regained circulation, his swelling is down, and he’s thriving without surgery! Watch as our #exoticpet doctor, Dr. Patt explains this incredible recovery!
#ferrets...
I hadn't but I only gave him the length of that video to play with it. Another ferret got her head stuck in a tp roll once. So we started taking those away, but thanks!
They are part of gen pop as well
Ah oke
Yeah the climbers stayed in jail
Bottom left cage on play camera is genpop, right bottom is the spice rack and off the top left is oldies
3am cheat sheet
Yeee, I just meant that specific clip
Cuz few were out
While there were few in genpop's cage
So wasn't sure if it was just a split
was just the most trustable to not climb or cause to much chaos while shaye napped
Ah, makes sense
Shaye escapes alot
Does anyone know how old Skye was? Just curious
6 or 7
DIP skye 💕
💙
💙 🫂 
RIP to Skye, may she be within the best business across the rainbow ❤️
RIP poor little wiigler
All rise in salute of our precious wiggler, may she micro-manage our business well
Awww sad news about Skye. But as Shaye says, she's at peace now and her love continues to live on in every cherished memory.
Rip skye may she forever hold a place in our hearts and may she forever be at peace

I don't normally talk here, but I saw the thing about Skye and started to tear up. Right now, I'm losing my mom to the same form of cancer and I don't know how much time I even have left with her. Honestly when I went to visit her yesterday, she was barely conscious. There was so much we were planning to do and it was just so sudden, 2 months ago she was fine, now this...
-# why am I crying? I have no personal connections to Skye.
Rest easy sweet wiggler 
Noes, not Skye 
Poor noodle
may Skye live happily in Valhalla. 
yea thats cancer, 1 day its fine the next week its over you never know
Poor noodle rest in peace 😭
our noodle is playing on a huge noodle playground with alot of other noodles
The twitch chat is very correct. Skye was cared for everyday no matter what. They got to have a bunch of friends and eat very well as well. Which I will say, is a very good life for ferrets.
Yes very much, now is in a better place without pain
True, but must say the work Shaye and Thor do for them is amazing
Indeed.
Rest now Skye. Thank you for being part of the rescue.
I didn't want to cry today, but holy balls. I'm so sorry.... cancer is a bitch. Do your best to keep your chin up, and if you want someone to talk to, don't be afraid to reach out. I've been in that same boat before
RIP skye 
I know I'm a lurker, but I watch the wigglers almost every day and I just heard the news about Skye. My condolences everyone.
🫂
Did she pass overnight
The announcement has all of the details
@main drum better view of the 3 setups
first pic is from the playcam, second from the door you can see a bit on playcam (top right):
https://x.com/RiverMakes/status/1776899682712875129
I think I've seen that
But thanks
Also, poor Skye :(
May Skye rest in peace with others in Ferret Valhalla
Skye stashing a lion https://clips.twitch.tv/CredulousTardyCheeseSmoocherZ-E1CA81UqvketpOvY
Oh no. Dip lil skye.
Whst does Dip mean? Dig in Peace?
May your journey to Valhalla be a peaceful one, little Skye 😔 You will be missed 💚
Dook in peace IIRC
Oh, my heart ❤️ Sadge I missed this, glad there's photo!
Is that Misto zonked tf out in the black bed? 😂 so cute lol
Yes it was Misto. They were in a cuddle pile and when Shaye got in the room they all ran toward Shaye except Misto that stayed sleeping in the bed and Mocha sleeping in the mango
He's got such a tickle-able belly!
That's what I say about my cat. He disagrees. Violently 🤣
Cowboy hitting the bottle on a Friday. Cheers Cowboy 🍻
LOL I used to have a cat like that xD Our current boy is only now (age 12) learning how to rabbit kick when I tickle his belly 🥲 and even then ONLY when his dad can't see it 😂 His dad can't see him as anything other than an adorable little sock puppet lol
Here’s the Onion water one if u looking for it… https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/PlacidSingleGiraffeBibleThump-_t5pN1vouzG0hGPA
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "onion trying to escape Maddie’s water obstacle"
Me too cowboy
Wait…What?! Skye gone?! On no! 🤯😫
My condolences to Shaye n Thor. RIP Skye! We loved the short time u spent with us at the rescue. U will be missed Skye! 🌹
I don't know if I'm going to be able to handle being in here. I never really thought about it, but yeah, there being lots of fuzzies, means that a lot of fuzzies are going to pass away. And I get emotional about fuzzies I've never met. My brain is stupid like that
My beans plush is coming tomorrow :D
See posts, photos and more on Facebook.
Got this today wife will be excited, arrived In very good condition love the box art
Be careful, I hear he can drive now. He might try to steal your car.
he's already in the driver's seat, it might be too late
I suppose that after ferret plushies, the next obvious thing is a ferret neck pillow? (One of those C-shaped ones that're useful while riding in the car.)
already works as a neck pillow 
I just had a nap with him
Dam I need to go check now left him unattended
Like I said, meant like the ones this shape that're useful for taking a nap while riding in the car...
Though the plushie would probably want to straighten out on its own, while the C-shaped ones will stay put around your neck on their own.
He's sleeping, storing up energy for the theft! Grand Theft Ferret is coming soon!
Maybe a neck cushion filled with those foam beads so its more of a moldable bean bag. Might work better than the current design, at least for that specific purpose.
Probably obvious which one of the ferrets would be the right one for one of those neck pillows, too. 😛
lol, I'd go with Mocha
definitely mocha or chili
Beans plush doe have a wire inside that helps hold it in a position, I believe.
Aw nooo one of the babies passed? 🥺
One of the seniors
Rest in piece Skye 💔
They're all sweet babies to me. I know she was happy and well taken care of so
They came from a very loving family as well iirc 💚
No one can ever say they are getting treated bad shaye and thor are giving them he best care they can give them 
Idk, I think Beans would have some objections about the jailings.
He made that bed and can sleep in it, tho kahlua seems to have stopped
Beans is living his best life in his own bachelor pad what are you on about
I suppose that is true. Maybe he's intentionally doing ear crimes to keep his accommodations.
The church of Beans
Quick request for folks: can i get clips and photos of sky please? want to do her wiki page up so its not so empty
I've gotten a load of them from a couple people, I'll start with it in a bit
alright
done
Now we just need some photos when shaye is ready for that
LOL hi mod, was just about to make a ticket for that
For context, someone being a spammer and i was about to get a screenshot
has anyone shared henry in r/nervysquervies? I think he might fit in well and give some variety from the wobbly cats
While tickets are generally preferable, for malicious links like this, feel free to ping the mods, as these links pose an immediate threat to users. Additionally, since these bots go through the channel list in order, you can pre-check channels like #general before pinging. 
fair, tho i also mostly lurk here and #ferrets general is way to fast for me
malicious links can definately cause trouble. mods will never complain when you ping them about stuff like that. since those can really be dangerous
atleast, ive never seen a mod unhappy about a ping for that
The reason the mod ticket system was created way back when was to resolve certain kinds of conflicts (like users being jerks, or political discussions popping up etc) without driving public attention to em to prevent it from growing even further out of control.
I would make the argument that for scam links driving public attention to them is actually a good idea lol, so people know not to click while it's being dealt with
Lmao, the way she immediately started drinking it
Aha... finally the serial criminal escapist has met her match!
It works... Untill it doesnt anymore
Is that Loki that walked up to him 2nd?
Also, love the silent gesturing
Audible "WHY?!?"
Ohhh oke
I believe babies and oldies were already split but no smaller groups back then
Except for ghost and the dim baby yeah
So idk when the split happened
Beans had surgery so maybe it's from that time
Ohh, I see
'the dim baby' so mocha
mocha and latte arrived almost a month apart tho?
I am mad at myself at cutting off pickle, the clip isnt even the full minute 
Yeah but the were in 2 stacked cages
ah
There was a cage on the left which had the special cases in it. https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/StylishTemperedFerretWoofer--6GFy5BJ0VwbtFlq
At this point mocha was with oldies and this was lattes house
When mocha was still there latte was in a smaller carrier cage on top of it but he couldnt move so the lack of space didnt really matter
Hes so feisty now its wonderful
Look at how flat this baby is! 
(From socmed)
Firruts ❤️
pet it assiduously
me this morning
@toxic cloak beans there
Das perfekte animierte Spy Kids Glasses Windy-GIF für deine Unterhaltung. Entdecke und teile die besten GIFs auf Tenor.
I'm gonna post this here, cuz this person needs help. I believe they are currently in Canada, looking to find the guinea pigs new home before they go back to China. The situation with their mom and how she treats the pets is just... So ugly :(
https://x.com/casptian/status/1888265245443191194
I know they are looking for "someone they know" but in case things get out of hand, might need to look for any home honestly
Even the plush commits ear crimes
Have them contact their local humane society or SPCA, that's most likely the best way to go about it.
Oh, I will let them know, thanks!
Even if they can't help directly, they will have the contacts where they should be able to get assistance.
Yee
Thanks for the heads up @tall path We kept a roll of paper towels in each of their rooms on top of the cage for easy access for cleaning. They have now been removed in case any of the fuzzies decide to get cute and climb the cage and knock it off while we're not available to monitor
On a more positive side...
La creatura
https://fxtwitter.com/harunyan0309/status/1888191940258402768?t=jmT78-zqOVXuYPC-H9qcVA&s=19
一生懸命なガブリーが可愛くていじわるしちゃった、ごめんね🥹
#フェレット
#ときどきはるきち家
yay! Vinny was in the clip! Love the vinny close up
I remember this playtime. Poor bandit 😔
since you said it's okay to ping. This is Mocha?
https://piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/Ferrets/Chili#/media/File:Chili_wet_world.jpg
We were not sure. Shoo said it was Chili that needed a bath back when he and Fig joined.
It's mocha
Hes here!!! the plush is really soft
Have this godless beast cruelly crushing its helpless prey https://bsky.app/profile/ferretperhour.bsky.social/post/3lhpqk7md4f2t
the mocha mohawk 😂
Double snoots
Shaye being nommed by the nuts sisters
They're completely nuts
and adorable
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/IntelligentCrowdedInternTheThing-DBTqRGMmUBxy1Jwx
The noodle shepherd 🙏
Cowboy butt
omg showing nudies here. tsk tsk. This is a family discord 😛
(obviously its a joke, relax)
Someone else's butt
Did u even get Cowboy’s concent?!
😱 I'm such a bad person
That mango is full of worms 😱
moved the image on the Wiki.
'Wet Mocha is mad' is now on his Page: https://piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/Ferrets/Mocha
damn, if looks could kill
I remember it was chili but shaye is the authority here
The big ferret that makes all the rules
looking at the closeups Chili seems to have rounder eyes
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
┳━┳ ヽ(ಠل͜ಠ)ノ
I just realized I typod mango soop as manga soop...
New manga genre
Manga about ferrets
Blended manga soop.
rude
ಥ╭╮ಥ
silly noodle
- Karate kick
- Ferocious beast
i cant even tell who it is
Welp, new pics for the wiki
This wasnt in her wiki?? smh my head
Now they are
What about this innocent little nut??
Haha just kidding shes here to do crime
Eat the shaye
Mocha and Hawk are the only ones who ever got a bath with the rubber ducks, chili also has a mask and Mocha doesn't
Also note, mocha has white front paws which are visible in the picture, chili does not
Another photo fix I found last night; this is mishka not jinx
I do not know how to edit wikis so I cannot fix it lol
changed
@dire quest taught me earlier 🙂
Hey, was worth it!! 
the most precious of pics rn
Maddie has arrived, we all know what that means
Utter genpop chaos and plenty of pics
you can do one more round XD
god no
did you pet your dog today?
thats a stupid question
XD
its the first thing i do when i wake up
and i do it alot after
its a german shepherd, theres no way to avoid cuddling
mango overflow
i wonder how many are in there
but u played probably alot of balatro so i bet he can be cuddled more in his opinoin
hes in the bedroom, so cant ask him
MOCHA
+1
mocha inspecting the hydra
king eepy
sleepy cinnamon roll thats now on his page with 40 images so far.
OH MY GOD HE HAS A LITTLE BLEP
WAIT THE BLEP
the eeper
I wonder how many pics of the ferrets there are in total now. If there was a slide show going on, how long would it go till it would get to the first repeat.
peanut my queen,,
just got emptied, looks like only 3
no no, shes a princes. Mouse is the queen
Mouse is the queen
Ok fine cheese is chairman of the board
Around 525 pictures of ferrets on the Wiki.
need more
you want more pics 2
But nobody wields the power of the pointer finger but you 👉🏼 
me: look into my database which has about 1500 (~1600 with lore only posts) entries 
genpop cleaning then chaos!
CHAOS has been unleashed
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Mocha not ready for playtime! Goes back to sleep."
I think we need some kind of ferret keyboard that sits out and the ferrets when they walk over it they type something
Today's business meeting
i love how 2 are basicly staring daggers into you for interupting a very important meeting
I wonder what the meeting was about
Big soup hours
sneaky ninja mods again
oh wait you already posted it 
Lol so im just clicking the random page button on the wiki and i find this page, never seen it before https://piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/Ferrets/Photogallery
new page to dump pics onto
Its ok. It can be posted twice. Lol
Enjoy this terrifying thought, if that falls its a fairly costly camera to replace
that is also the playtime camera
It's listed on the frontpage of the ferrets wiki. There's also a clips gallery
It’s also right next to the cursed room so the camera is haunted
Again, ive never seen it before so
I made those for more general pictures and clips not directly associated with 1 ferret
Now you have!

I have to update that clips one a bit more. I made a load of new clips since I made that page.
yes, we know who the serial clipper is :P
You make it sound so negative 
Just teasing, tho you should also do the photo page, i would but bed becons
You have the pictures, so feel free to play with it
Then go eep and then play with it
Btw I just noticed
That spot's even more dangerous to get to
Kitty's arrival date is in a different format
Than everyone else
Everyone else is YYYY/MM/DD I think, while she has EU format
Will fix it tomorrow
this is why shaye should do menipedis in the middle of the room 
Oh, no, Idk what format is that... UK...?
We decided on yyyymmdd because that way we can confuse both Europeans and Americans 
lol
It would be confusing if you went with YY/MM/DD instead
:p
Just last double digits of yr
Don't tempt me 
UK uses EU format 😛
I think they had month and day swapped
Huh, yea, they have same
Guess I'm misremembering
HAha yeah I live in the UK and are from a different EU country originally, that's how I knew they use the same format :3
Das perfekte animierte Hagrid Harry Potter Shouldnt Have Said That-GIF für deine Unterhaltung. Entdecke und teile die besten GIFs auf Tenor.
i usually look into recent changes on the wiki and some of the bots choose interesting usernames. Now they have cleaning stuff like vacuums, previously they used names of power tools iirc 
fixed it while adding other stuff to the wiki. 🫡
Beans looking for the squeaky toy
Beans looks like one of those squeaky toys that I saw a video of years ago where whenever you would press down on it the tongue would stick out and it would make a squeak noise
They like to hug and lay on him.
That's cute
blep!!
God damit Onion XD
Onions got dealt 1d4 water damage
do any other ferrets attempt to escape as much as onion? 😭
@torn gorge this isn't beef. It's Loki, right?
https://piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/Ferrets/Cheese#/media/File:Cheese-and-Beef.jpg
That little pink nose peeking thru the mouse circle 
Who is she passed out on top of? Whose boopable nose is that peeking up 🐽
wonder who the other is. Don't look so much bigger, so maybe louise?
they're already disturbed
Onion did a splat into the water bowel twice already today trying to escape
Twice???
Onion yearns for freedom
It could be beef, his pattern was very different early on.. ask shaye
The ferret (onion?) Even looked behind her to see if hooman wasn't paying attention i can't 
this is cheese and loki from when they got their 2023 vaccines
fixed
tank yew
thats not annoying. Thats you getting information right. Thank you Shaye
sometimes we think we know ... but we dont ^_^
it's actually really impressive how people can memorize them all just from watching stream
It's a combination of which playgroup is active and then trying to gauge the recognizable features
I know there are methods to the madness but still impressive nonetheless
indeed. i mostly recognize them by what group they are in
and dont ask me to identify the sables in genpop
blasted impossible
Dont ask me to id any outside of a few that have knowen traits that i can id
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SoftFurtiveCamelSuperVinlin-Uor2sQYhnwqOa8GT
sables on nightcam are a nightmare, even shaye has problems tell them apart.
Playcam is easy for shaye but not for a lot of viewers.
close-up videos or pictures are a lot easier.
@torpid nexus You don't have to remove underscores in File Names. 🙂
thanks. Somehow these were id'd pepper and salt (the reply on the first comment wasn't on there back when i saved the pic): https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/1801598878975987966
I prefer underscores in filenames. It's good practice
i use _ because i grow up using it like this. Remember without it causes issues in DOS or maybe even Win3.1 xD
It also makes it easier to automate or else I have to use something like this {{urlencode:{{PAGENAME}}|WIKI}}.gif 
ewwwww
The main thing is, as long as there is no space in the filename, it should be ok.
yep
? i only added the oil pic to mistos page
i also dont use underscores in the orginal file names
the first 2 i renamed for better tracking
Also the new pic was the first time ive touched misto's page so idk whats happened
I still posted a screenshot of the changelog from your edit.
I legit dont know whats happened, all i did was upload media, add new media. thats my normal process
Do the files on your machine already have all underscores in the filenames?
It is nothing bad, nothing serious. I just saw that between Gorashuls and your edit you removed the underscores. That's all.
Nope
Thats the thing? i never touched them
Click the "Compare selected revisions" it shows you. 🙂
im about to add a new image so ill record and dm what i do
You really don't have to.
If it helps figure out what the hell has happened i shall because i dont touch other files
It's really not that big of an issue.
you can look into the history of the files. There are no changes. Whatever this is, seems like a bug.
https://piratesoftware.wiki/w/index.php?title=File:Misto_eepy.jpg&action=history
https://piratesoftware.wiki/w/index.php?title=Ferrets/Mistoffelees&action=history
Not the file, the article.
But again, it's not that big of a deal.
i know, but removing the _ should break the displayed pictures because it's a different filename. Or not?
No. _ or does not matter. That is why I said that they don't have to remove the underscore.
ah, okay. now i get it.
The wiki automatically adds underscores to the links to filenames if there are spaces in it iirc.
On Cashew's page "Cashew is speed" and "Cash flips his shit" are the same clip
different clips of the same part of the vod. Poulshu's is longer.
Might wanna choose one to avoid clutter
MediaWiki doesn't care about space vs underscore in practice, in terms of functionality it works the same..but as mentioned it can cause a minor annoyance if people are using regex or bots to change stuff around. I wouldn't go out of my way to remove but I personally don't add it either.
I take it that Onion wasn't hurt from her latest attempt to fly? She was at least thinking safety when she tried to fly over water.......
She hit the side of the bowl pretty hard on her midsection though. ouch
She is a pretty sturdy baby but if youre not sure make a ticket and ask shaye to have a look
peek a boo
I stopped by the channel, but thanks! 🙂
I love those fuzzy worms 🥹
So adorabely tired, mood
feret
I'm assuming Shaye said he was fine, considering they were in the room? 😅 Seeing a ferret do that always makes me worry about their blood glucose, so I have to ask 🙈
Eddie is always a bit crunchy, that floop at the end might be a bit sus but i think he just tripped on the blanket
or just woke up and had wakey shakeys like mouse (she always looks so ridiculous during nightcam) 😂
woke up, jump out of bed, sudden itches, jump jump jump, more itches, maybe use the litter box, more jumps and itches, some drinks and walk back to bed normally 😄
That is fair, just looked a bit like low blood sugar in the same way I've seen it with cats, dogs and humans, so I just felt kinda compelled to make sure 💚 Low blood sugar suuuucks lol
That is an accurate description of Mouse tbf xD
Eddies tail is grey
Also all of the oldies are on low sugar watch and get regular checkups, i trust shaye to watch them!
He is also a little bigger and doesnt have as much of a badonk
If anything loki and banana look almost identical but banana has a zigzag tail
Gotchu gotchu
@main drum also this pattern on her back (don't see it that much with her winter fur currently)
Unfortunately the badonk is a result of health issues
I just feel like I barely seen Banana
Oh, well, there is an issue...
You see, I refuse to update to new UI
So forward feature is broken for me
1sec
Still not sure what that means 😭
Ah, the V I was told about
it's a bright V on her back ^^
despite that, she is not so hard to tell apart. She is not that big. The only one with her size should be banana, but banana has a crooked tail and loki's is straight.
and she likes to stash toys
Hmmm, so maybe it was Banana every time I thought it was Loki
loki likes that too
I didn't know about tail tell
I think gora meant Loki
lil rogue
I love when she just snipes something in the corner of camera
remember Mouse's space ship? https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SinglePluckyMonitorUnSane-NLjXOAWPQeZatDI1
there is goes 😄
Oh yeee, haha, someone told me to draw her with it
maybe me 😄
I mean, I wanted to draw Loki and asked what to toy to use
Might have been
I wonder
Cuz there was this clip where Thor was explaining how ferrets yoink stuff
I could never refind it
Badonk is big butt 😂
And how he used keys as example, where he said that the more you try to hide out of ferrets' view the more they get curious
Wonder if Loki was the main culprit of doing that...
Ohhh, thought maybe the curve or smth
Cuz some of them feel like they arch more than others
No its just some oldies have a wider butt (i think its because of heart problems, fig got it too)
I see I see
Yea I remember seeing one of the oldies (idk if it was Fig, Loki or Banana) being like a walking upside down U
I was like "huh...? Is that normal?"
But noone in chat made a comment about it so figured its not that weird
Oh I trust them as well, I only asked because in the clip Shaye looked focussed on someone else and I just worry too much 🙈
I know that feel 😂
I think Shaye said enlarged spleen for Fig
A few animated anecdotes about my silly business of ferrets using their brains for mischief.
Thanks for watching!
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Music by Daniel Vilaire from Perplexing Bestiary: https://www.youtube.com/@PerplexingBestiary
Ferret further reading:
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https://www....
Whats the psychology behind like... Every animal yawn being so gosh darn cute
You haven't seen a rabbit yawn
It's demonic looking
AHAHAHA
Rabbit mouths are horrifying
they def. don't know beans or peanut xD
hamster don't look so much better than rabbits when yawn 😄
The perfect animal 🥰
then don't look up pelicans.
no
:(
Too late
Beans sneaks into genpop and sleeps under other ferrets to stay inside unnoticed (it doesnt work anymore tho XD)
Peanut is a possom tho
Criminal Beans misses the taste of ears
Imagine a dog doing that.. ferts are smart even when dumb
Bad Beans
Actually, are there any clips of double Beans?
Double beans?
Beans meets the plush Beans
aaah, guess no
Awh, sadge
Dont think that happened yet
Beans:
Thor might like the idea
Surprised it hasn't happened
To be fair it might have, i dont watch the secondary channel
n8 n8
No i think tito is next to misto
or is that scotch, i don't see titos marks on the face
Might be hawk
😄
yep
so, me to bed as well
Little mouse in the very back 💛
trying to soop from bed
I mean why not. Soup in bed lol
Stained Glass ferret art. 
Whelp. about 80% sure i'm getting an extra pair of girl wigglers in 3 days. Their current owner wasn't able to get out of going to jail. Heh.
They asked us to foster them, and it's like "You're going in for a nickle. Both of these marshall ferrets are ~5 years old. If they're lucky enough to still be alive when you get out, giving them back to you would just be confusion and unhappiness for them and you. But, i'll take em, and keep em, and make sure they're loved and happy"
Unfortunatly, due to space constraints, that means i've got to hurry up Cornchip's introduction to Eggo and Socks slightly. I got him on the 4th, with a clean bill of health from his vet.
Tomorrow it'll have been a week, and no health issues have popped up. Hopefully scent trading goes well enough that i can put the cages in the same (1200sq ft foot) room by the time the girls show up.
Couple wigglers are out
I saw some came out of the genpop area.
yea its some of genpop
@steady ore how to remeber parts of the room, 3am edition
gees 😆
Is mai tai
Demeter was jailed for climbs earlier
Mai tai is one of the ones wholooks white in Night cam
I'll fix it later
is that the King eeping now?
yes and kitty is under the big blankie
anyone know why henry is to fluffy today
the King need not explain his fluffiness
He is usually not so fluffy , wondering if he got a bath
It was spa day for Henry today. He got cleaned with baby wipes, brushed, massaged and his ears were cleaned
as befitting his royal position
Oo, thats so cool
WHY IS HE SO GOD DAMN CUTE?!
The video in this reddit post is adorable
Fixed it. The embed won't update, but the clip title on twitch is adjusted.
Hmm are ferrets cat like or are cats ferret like
Yes
Y'know I'd probably be disappointed with any other answer
Ferrets are also slinkies, and wigglers, also sock shaped 
Beans is ready to fly
queue that dune song
Ferrets are descended from Pole Cats, so like... Yes? Heh. I don't see it here much, but the term i always heard growing up was "catsnake"
Polecats are to cat as strawberries are to berries. They're mustelids, which are part of caniformia aka "dog-like"
Holy Roman empire situation
Henry's looking sharp and fluffy
It was a pun.
A few animated anecdotes about my silly business of ferrets using their brains for mischief.
Thanks for watching!
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https://www....
@tall path i need you to see ferret gort
Holy shit
lol, that is actually a gort edition ferret
perfect response
I think i've found the right sizes to print hamster tubes at, for ferrets. I've got a short little path put together for them, and all of them wanted to go in, but stopped about half way in. I think it's cause they're opaque, and they can't see. (The pair of tubes together are about 2 feet long)
So, next payday... Tranparent PETG, several rolls. Pretty sure they'll be ok with opaque connectors.
Tho now we need @knotty jungle to model in full 3d ferret gort
Not sure what to call that coat?
The previous owner called him white.
He's awful orange to me, is that within white?
That's cornchip. Heh.
Not a ferret but so cute
https://fixupx.com/nuts_memolizz/status/1888910386600300571
入れ替えたばかりの砂風呂が大好きなようで🛁
It looks like an orange creamsicle to me
Might be yellowin due to oils, mouse had that for a bit too
Considering the people i got him from, i considerd that it could have been cheeto dust too, so he hopped through the shower with me last night. He managed to get compeletely wet, before i kicked him out so i could use soap, and he's still that color. Heh.
It's really unique, i like it.
(No soap on ferret, soap on darva)
In the picture i can see a white band in the middle that you don't... really see in person?
I searched about the oils, and it looks like that's probably it. Thanks for clearing it up.
I don't know if you're taking name suggestions but personally I would name them orange and have their last name be creamsicle but that's just me because that color combo just makes me think of Orange creamsicles
It really does look like it. I haven't decided if i'm gonna rename him. Socks and Eggo both kept their names, because they respond to them, but cornchip doesn't. (I mean, i wouldn't go for cornchip as a name either)
I'll toss it in the pot if we do decide to rename him.
he does look fairly orange tho i do know their coats change drasticly between seasons
Be intresting to see if he moves back towards white as we get into the spring/summer.
Probably shouldn't have (and wouldn't if not for the impending girls needing a place), but after doing sent trading last night, i walked cornchip through the house. He, Eggo, and Socks had decent interactions thru the cage, so i took a risk, and put em in a room together. No fighting, no tussling. lots of sniffing. I only gave em like 5 minutes per pairing. Bout to toss some short videos up.
There's only one with eggo. The rest are all socks. Which, honestly i expected, socks is a lot more social than eggo.
First video, Eggo and Cornchip, the rest, Cornchip and socks.
I'm now 100% sure tho, that i can put their cages in a room together with no problems, as long as they're supervised closely when out together.
I think you should post more pictures of them about it
Surely that will solve everything
hehehe. I will as I take more. I've never been a picture person, so taking pictures of pets being cute is not normal behavior for me. Will take some practice.
He seems similar colour to Odin, to me? Here's a clip you can see Odie in
https://clips.twitch.tv/SuperAntediluvianChinchillaLeeroyJenkins-Q67omA-2uVbeaGqH
Though I am colourblind, so do with that what you will xD
You're accurate in this case. Hehe. Odin's got it more concentrated and a little darker, but yeah... Looks like the same kinda coat to me.
My wife suggested naming him Julius, as in Orange Julius.
I definitely agree with shoon, more pics is always good
in a video (can't find it) kent (kingsdown) showed one of his light colored ferrets and said that they could turn almost full orange because of oils. iirc. when they get into season.
Edit: Keep in mind, kent is a breeder and has non neutered ferrets.
That makes sense, and tracks with the earlier suggestion. Im gonna be watching him carefully as we head towards summer.
I do plan on setting up a small streaming area for them, partly because the previous owners of cornchip asked for it, and partly just to see if i can subsidize their food a tiny bit that way.
I wonder how it correlates to hormones, Cornchip is by far the most passive ferret i've met so far.
And since I don’t have any real noods, here’s my 2 newest micro ferrets
I really like the blue and purple one. I'm guessing you're using a filiment that changes colors as it goes?
Wait, please tell me that uses the funny articulation effect where they also snap together
nah thats coextruded (2 colors to 1 strand)
