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its odin
Ah yes, Couldn't see his crown from this angle
He has decided the blanket is to be hidden under
12:30 am est
Goodness, I love her!
It is Odie ^^
I mean... I wouldn't just believe it automatically....
Maybe look for credible sources
The phrase "according to ferret customs" is a red flag, as well as the AI tiktok style narration
Rayna used to store her jingley balls in the closet, then her banana bed.. and now.. I guess the Crack between the pillows and their bed?
ahh ty
TOOOB THIEF!
It's her toob now
secret tunnel
Best clip ever! Gotta love the demanding finger pointing π
Waitβ¦What?! Chili n Ghost?! Since when? π€―
Wow! Interesting
Tryout from yesterday. Chili is pretty chill and too chonky to care about possible Ghost attacks
ferrets are so cool
He was just shrugging them off aswell
How i had to carry my old lady. She was dead sleepin and i just held her till she woke up. She loves her donut bed so much she stayed like this for a bit.
Nawwwwww π»
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ColdTenaciousSheepImGlitch-349SmbgJqQI_XJyE the most of adorable wattles
I was just laughing at that π
Adorable little goober,name is Frankie
Say what you want about social media, but the ability to see all the fuzzy animals is top notch ππ»
Lil goob
Fuzzy animals are the best
oh yeah thats fair, ill be right back to look it up
Attack the shins of da HOOMAN!
I'm gonna eat some oreos, watch some ferrets, and then get some sleeps. They're adorable.
Love to the mods π©·
Didn't see anyone share here
https://fxtwitter.com/RiverMakes/status/1879467585282167249?t=Tnp0dtpyd1iYxFSGPd9d5w&s=19
Eeew
The one ferret looking like it would poop into the water π
Am not even sure who that is
But I assume it's gen pop
Or maybe oldies...?
Actually, that might be oldies
I have no clue who that is, even after checking the wiki π
Winter coats make IDs harder
Yeah, and oldies having very few photos
Assuming these are oldies
I was gonna say Moxie or Odin, but their furs look too dark here compared to photos π
From my understanding Mocha hangs out with Gen Pop instead, unless she is back with oldies?
And I'd guess Eddie is the one with dark nose and Loki is the one that did a kissu with Rust (? I can't tell for sure) and backed off rapidly
Inb4 these are not Oldies and all my guesses are wrong
Man, ferrets are so great. Mocha doesn't care about drama, Mocha just does Mocha things.
Those are babies
I think thats tito standing in the middle there
Cheese gave someone a smooch... Toby or lulu maybe?
And lucky and kalu are having a sip
(also mocha is a boy)
No biggie, this is how you learn
I just felt like there is so few of them
XD quick mod
THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIFFFFFEEEEE
Onwards my mighty steed
Reminds me of the lion king π
Just need someone to overlay the music now
Noodle
He was crawling up my pants lol
The leg
Yay spaghetti got a friend! Meet Pesto! β¦.https://x.com/piratesoftware/status/1879604094333292881?s=61
Heβs two and a half lol,and yes he is huge
Was that my boy at the soop dish?! π± He looks so different now, no wonder I struggle to spot him during playtimes, what with him also being a pro ninja and everything!
Mocha mostly lives with genpop, but if he wants to sleep with the oldies he's allowed to, he can choose where he wants to live because he's a sweet, gentle, mostly calm boy π₯°
Makes sense. I just remember something that Genpop helped Mocha in a way, so he was let out a lot with them
Ohhh the little girl is much bigger than I thought! π She even looks bigger than our Mastweiler when we first got him at like 6 weeks π₯² (Yes, we got him far too young, the breeder wanted to get rid of the puppies in her house andinsisted they were old enough, they hadn't been with their mum since they were 3weeks old and forced to eat solids far too early, I can rant about this all day, but lets not)
how did you get them to all stick their head out like that? haha that's so cute!
Genpop will be coming out for playtime soon!
FURRY MAYHEM
SOOP GATHERING
consume the soup...
s o o p
oh man they were going crazy just now
i think i saw a ferret sneak a toy in just now
we got a traffic jam in the tube
is this gen pop
It is!
S o o p time


ALL HAIL THE SOOP GODS
Dassa big noodle holy heck
ahh
Clyde is awake. Time to chase cats, spill water all over the floor, and wad up puppy pads, and poop right next to them
I didnt even notice the solid white one. blended in with the carpet
does gen pop get out to play at a specific time every day?
Nope, changes every day
oh okay!
another one π«£

Clyde has been gaining weight. He's almost the size of a small cat now
there is/was a ferret under the ballpit tub
Awww pickle
Piggooo
Eepy boi
Pickle knocked out
sploot
the eeper..
Mocha thinks about Mocha things (and lunch).
We dont know to 100% if its mocha. We need intel
YEah we're debating if this actually is Mocha or someone else in the Twitch chat π cause this ferret has a mask, Mocha doesn't...
But you never know because ferrets change some of their furmarkings and color...
It could be beans π€
Mochas nose goes up a little bit, but not sideways π I have him as my background which is why I was fairly certain it wouldn't be him
beans doesnt have a crooked nose either unless the sideways bend is new
But who is it then π€
Doesnt look crooked here
Chili the chonk
we're just going to have to ask Shaye
That's salt 2
Mocha
OHHH
Salt 2?
from PS3 group
Yeah from PS3
Ooooo
Salt/pepper 2.0 and then skye and snowball
Thanks shaye β€οΈ You helped find out the mysterium
OH Maddie was right! It's one of the oldies from Shayes room π
Yus
He took my shoe
You guys add that to wiki?
Thank you for solving the mystery! Also, is it a male or female, cause if Salt 2 is female I feel bad for calling "him" handsome on twitter XD
Salt 2 is listed as male on the wiki
Damn you were faster
Oh thank goodness xD I was worried for a moment, cause I remember we discussed the same "who is this" when the twitter post was made and thought it'd be Kahlua or Latte at the time π
Tbf for such an old man he look really good on those pictures
added those to the wiki
Who is the one on the left here?
Is it jinx?
Two of our ferrets like to steal the soles out of our shoes and run away. Sometimes literally have to hold one in the air one hand and change shoes with the other
Found this one of Sugar π R.I.P. sweetheart π’
I love when they sleep in the slinky position
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/TriangularPerfectBurritoRitzMitz-Vg_-h5F1ZIiXiD8H shaye cleans the smelly chat gremlins
Was attacking the cobweb that was hanging over the camera
This is def chili btw, i know that twitter post
chili was pissed and mouse was just happy af being held
the wiki turned out so well. im happy to have contributed a little to it.
We were questioning if that picture was chili. We were trying to figure out who the other ones above were
It was salt 2
ah ok
but yes, the one you posted and i replied to is chili wanting to be put down
And henry was poop spinning
me missing ferrets rn cause the power died
Well folks, first time putting anything in this chat and it's a sad one. My last ferret "fangsamillion" has passed after a week shy of 8 years old. I am distraught.
Sorry to heard that and for ya loss. 
Thank you very much.
I am so sorry, Losing any furry friends is heartbreaking. So sorry for your loss
Be glad for the time you had. 8 years is a decent age, especially if it's an American ferret.
It might be sad, but you probably had lots of fun together during that time. So focus on that.
babies timestamp https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2353295169?t=29h0m0s
ferretsoftware went live on Twitch. Catch up on their Animals, Aquariums, and Zoos VOD now.
Successfully defanged!
A little farewell post the wife made. Sorry for bringing the mood down folks. Hope your cat snakes and carpet Sharks are all well.
We understand, you are not bringing the mood down. You are showing that you loved your cat snake and that it hurts you lost your furry friend. Never worry about sharing that. Lost my cat last year and it hurts like hell and it helps to talk about it. Much β€οΈ
How is this even comfortable π
You have to be a ferret to understand that.
I wanna know what was Shaye listening to
Looked like a vibe
An actual noodle
A carpet shark
Oh, sorry for your loss. I'm sure Fangs had a happy life tho π
They aint got no bones in deadsleep
Bones are optional
Who needs spine anyway
yea, sounds like waste of space π€£
I'm so sorry for your loss, they had a great, long life with you! π
Turns out this isn't Mocha, it's Salt 2! We only learned this yesterday though, none of us really knew who it was, so we asked Shaye :3
its so cute
Snow sprite
Not sure if this is allowed here or not. Today I had to put my 7.5 year old ferret Morty down. Really sad right now and wanted to share my favorite pic
Btw not my video this is from someone In another server I'm in
I'm sorry for your loss I know losing a loved one human or animal is super heartbreaking and takes a toll you gave them the best life you could
rest in peace sweet baby π₯Ή you gave it the best life and memories it could have, don't forget that
So sorry for your loss, they lived a long life, which I always think is testament of an animals good care π
(This is not to say a short life is testament for bad care, sometimes death just happens when we do everything we can to avoid it! π Reading back I realised how this could've sounded to people who lost their pets at a young age, apologies, not how I meant it at all)
Lots of cute noodles posted lately
Looking to see if anyone has a similar experience, Iβve got 3 noodles, only one of them has a nice thick winter coat.
Kaiju (biggest boi) has a very short and coarse coat.
Cali has a short but silky coat.
Dio has a very long, dense, and silky coat.
Should I worry about the ones that havenβt got a thicker winter coat?
I got a new boy/girl this year, my boy put out a massive winter coat but my girl almost didn't, probably normal?
Shaye might know best advice but i dont want to ping them incase sleeping
A very precious boy who now is in Valhalla. 7.5 years is longer than a good amount of ferrets! Iβm sure he gave plenty of snuggles
Paper not food!!!
Luckily Shaye was quick to act and stopped the furry bastard man
Also, beans canβt even behave in jail
Ugh, going to have to be vigilant. We have one ferret who is the main cat chaser, Clyde
Looks totally innocent of all charges.
But i was going pee, and I heard a yeowl, came rushing out, to find Rayna latched onto our cat Eleanor's ear
Poor kitty. Both adorable.
So now, two ferrets are on parental supervision
Obvs ferrets always need to be supervised, but these two are on high alert... can't go into the kitchen without taking safety precautions π€ͺ
ear crimes
Ears are tasty, just ask Beans
<@&362005405901127710>
Found this one, had to share. Boing!! Boing!! Boing!!
arent stoats deadly preditors to farm animals like chickens and ducks
yes
and when introduced to countries without a predator for it they are a massive detriment to native bird populations
yep
fun fact new zealand introduced stoats as a form of pest control and it did not work out well
For which pest? Rats?
rabbits actually
Ah
if only they took out the possums over there
Nawwwww. Henry's still curled up in the Caterpillar π»
Mantis watching Henry
very important lesser known direct bongos sequel: https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/LightSmallOtterHumbleLife-ID-U3p_9_uxyJ9WR
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/AstuteEmpathicChimpanzeeRaccAttack-djI3KIPPwMIz_eBf
Pickle: let me finish my bath
He just chillin
All of them now
Bongos!
ferrayt tracing
Ngl, I need Pickles bongos as gif
oh I cannae help you there, then π
Do cats and ferrets get along generally
They could but its not recommended
yeah they broke out so shaye let them play till they had to go to work
Could you elaborate? Am curious
Usually a question that ferrets play-fight hard compared to other animals.
Pets get along until they dont and it only takes one serious fight to do some real damage to either...
They are both predators made for killing even if theyre dang cute at the same time
Ah, fair
Tough little dudes.
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I think toby loves that whale as much as misto does π
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Contraband retrieved! Ferrets reprimanded."
Who are these impostors on the thumbnail?!
lol
I love the way that one ferret just slid off butt-direction
It was adorable, they were so excited for HOOMAN! only to get their toy taken away and reprimanded lol
Glad I'm not crazy!
Yeah 
we know shaye hands is this now a Shaye whale?
That was Thor π So it'd be a Thor Whale (Shaye was still at work)
even better
just watched this and the perfect ad popped up
I'm telling on you, Pickle!
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/EnergeticSplendidKleeDxAbomb-2Z_E2QaR0efVx1ty
At least it's hidden by the bowl? π€£
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/YawningDrabInternSMOrc-zrZPO8L3CZDyrnaK
And who is gonna clean that? 
I did enjoy that he censored it π
My big ahh seeing fast food π
Yes, the camera is stuttering
Wiki is down- current snapsho as of january 17th https://web.archive.org/web/20250117192656/https://piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/Ferrets/
and yes, a ticket was put it.
wiki needs a better host
So precious π»
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/DirtySpikySalsifyPogChamp--W4aTWt6yTURcA4n
Its poop city , and the babies have created a mine feild of phantom poopies
It used to be fandom
wiki still running on version 1.40 , but i don't know if patching to 1.44 would solve the issues.
And a while ago Thor said on stream they need a sysadmin for the wiki. Don't know if they were looking or even have found someone for this yet.
The newest available version is 1.43, and all preparations for the update have already been completed. However, updating to this version will not improve availability since the root cause of the issue lies elsewhere.
To my knowledge, there has not been an official search for a system administrator. I am doing everything possible within the limits of my permitted access and abilities, but my access to the system is restricted to some core functions.
my bad 1.44 is listed but N/A
Version 1.43 is the new LTS version that weβve been anticipating, and it addresses some of the existing code debt, including the deprecation of the Dark Mode extension and improvements to the skin code base. Itβs unlikely that weβll transition to a non-LTS version in the near future following this update.
Version 1.43 was officially released on December 21st, and I completed the update scripts and related preparations by December 28th. However, as mentioned, this update will not resolve ongoing server or hosting instabilities. 
I do wiki sysadmin for two independent websites already if someone wants to reach out, I've asked questions about what host before to gain insight about performance and stability but nobody around has had the answers
and while upgrading won't fix instability we're seeing, my personal preference is LTS to LTS and not do WMFs idea of bleeding edge upgrades that lose support as quickly as it releases
all good.
Like said, was my bad. I just looked into the Release Notes of Media Wiki, saw the 1.44 but didn't pay attention if it's live or not.
About the Sysadmin. This was a while ago, should be right after the last long downtime when Thor returned from streamer awards.
He said something like they could use a sysadmin to take care of that stuff, look into this issues, because he can't. But i don't know if and when they want someone for that.
While I am aware of the hosting provider, I donβt believe itβs my place to disclose that information. If youβre seeking additional details, I recommend reaching out to Steets or Thor directly.
Although I am a sysadmin too, my ability to investigate and resolve these issues is limited to the current access and information.
The prior version was 1.40, which, in hindsight, was neither a particularly stable nor ideal release. The last LTS version before that was 1.39. With the update to 1.43, weβve now firmly established a new LTS update cycle, for at least as long as I am here. π
I get ya, do I just open an inquiry under #1297839587770761276 or elsewhere?
Direct DM to Steets or Thor. If you would create a Ticket for it.... well you would just write me indirectly. 
oh ok, I had never had a reason to DM but assumed certain folks DMs would be closed due to the sheer size of the community
is the wiki down? I can't seem to access it
Yes. The Wiki is currently down. We are aware of the issue.
okay ty
Onion was grooming the beard π
I bet there was food in it 
look at all those raiders in beans apartment
omg, they all cuddle up in his hammock xD
beans will be calling the caretaker for an appointment he will file an official complain
looks like another case for dook and dook
π
A bit worried. Does my Ferret look sick?
We have a meme channel #memeposting
Yo ucan use this while the wiki is down https://web.archive.org/web/20250117192656/https://piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/Ferrets/
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Henry getting axolotl support for sooping!"
Awww Henry. Good to see him eating so well despite his challenges

Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Henry going wild after visiting the wet world!"
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Odin getting brushies after visiting the wet world!"
I've been watching various streams and clips and there aren't any shoes present on the humans, I assume that is a requirement but why?
They tend to throw themselves under feet. If those have shoes it's more damaging If this happens. Also most shoes have strings, those are perfect toys.
I thought the laces may be a reason
henrys zoomies r so cute
Henry has engaged MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
He was going WILD wow
i asked in chat but we got a lot of raids so i think it got drowned out. where did the giant caterpillar stuffy come from
Babies coming out soon!!
How goes the wiggly lads 
genpop is causing chaos rn
I'm pretty sure it's the "Toys R Us Animal Alley 96 inch jumbo stuffed catapillar" (according to multiple listings including an old Amazon one)
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/PhilanthropicInnocentBarracudaTBTacoRight-8N6xVVmVvRzBudYk
they are so melty
SPILLAGE
ferret overflow
AWW
cuddle puddle
i love whenthey're in a big pile π₯Ή
tangent i know ferrets arent that heavy but im still amazed how a hammock that size is able to fit 3-4 of them
Giant frog in the corner behind the gate π€
thats shaye
Shaye has the best onesie collection. They were also eating noodles in front of the noodles earlier π³π€£
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I like how they congregate around Shaye
Pickle got some aim π
I love how Shaye is like "Nope. Donβt you dare".
Cute ferret adjacentπ
https://youtube.com/shorts/K6kE-cxDj3w
Voiceover by Dustyπ£οΈDubs
Yoink
this is the 3rd time I've been shown this in the last 2 days. I love it every time.
Oh it has been fortold: kitty gets a wiki page
The mighty ferret keeper shaye has blessed us with permission to do so
Woooooo
oh great
but yeah, we only make pages when Shaye says noodle is permanent or when Shaye says we can/should
I'm slowly but surely replacing half of my Facebook feed with Ferrets
Yea shaye gave the go ahead finaly for kitty in stream chat
I was going to learn how to do the pages then noticed @knotty jungle was in chat so i said mirror was there and can do it (i have no idea how, am just dumb aussie)
I can help making the kitty page once the wiki is up again. 
yay, i legit have 0 idea how to make them
It is quite easy to make them actually.
i can do stuff like text and that but making them im just dumb aussie
yee tho imma go sleep
or just lay down and become a sticky sweety mess in bed because my room is still temperature of the sun hot
Meatball will finally have a wiki page? 
Or did I just misunderstand? 
Meatball already has one lol
misunderstod, kitty the ferret, a current foster
Kitty is one of the ferrets that shaye is taking care of.
Ah, my bad. I haven't been around muhc lately, I apologise. π
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/AbstruseTrustworthyNewtArgieB8-NbYa2ocfsispiwQI kitty is the white ferret in this clip
Ah, so that's Kitty. 
Is the wiki down?
okies
https://web.archive.org/web/20250117192656/https://piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/Ferrets the last update we have of it can be found here tho
Yeah. it is down atm.
No worries. I can wait. 
THE FERRETS TOOK THE BAIT
I love that one just wanted uppies
Ah, a new technique
The way Onion looked back lmao. Knew what's coming
I love Onion's little silly flail arms, just like 
If you want a small tutorial on how to do that, feel free to go through the Wikipedia Introduction. The Wikis work mostly the same.
How dare you... you're right. 
Was watching the VOD and found this:
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/UgliestStrangeWaterShadyLulu-0txqhEVLs0yvTI9d
@torpid nexus who will be adding kitty to the wiki?
I believe Mirrorada is doing it and Djinnet offered to help out
Too funny had to give our sweet old lady Sushi a bath last night after she stepped in poo. She was rocketing all around the room after
can also help if noone else is around when its up again.
whoever will do the editing, dm me and i send you all the links for pics ^^
im sure yall can do Kittyβs page as a team effort βπΌ
I'm confident I have a cat that's a spiritual Ferret, max lazy all day, and serious zoomies for a short period
I suspect most cats secretly identify as ferrets π
major zoomies
all of 'em
Hell yeah
Cheese so cute today β€οΈ
I added most of the ferret pages to the wiki. So if someone needs help with adding something, feel free to give a poke. Or I can do it as well 
thank you mods 
Uber longboi
How did I get down here?? I was EEPIN'!
Do we know if Miss Kitty gained any weight since coming here?!
She definitely did, you can see it on her
I thought that as well, but when I asked in chat recently I got answer that sounded like "Not that I know of" so I wasn't sure!
Maybe she just fluffed up.. let us know if you catch shaye to ask
Will do^^
this looks like the ferret put a blanket over it and now sleeps in pure bliss
Yeah i love that little pocket of a hammock
Always wondering whats in there, especially when other babies jump on top π
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hey yall, i want to check out the ferret steam, but just the video feed, i have a podcast in listening to. i want to support the cause with ad rev, but also have something i can listen to
is this possible on mobile?
Oh I honestly wouldn't know, other than use the browser to open Twitch instead of the app
i might go to my pc and watch the stream, second screen while helldiving or somthin
just turn the player volume to something like 1%
There's so many I have no idea which one is mouse
tiny white one
Thor's favorite
She is bonded to him
Ohh the name makes a lot of sense lolol
yeah XD she looks almost like a really long mouse
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "father i crave attention (idk which one it is)"
https://clips.twitch.tv/DistinctLuckyFennelDoritosChip-8UJ1bubAVSyp4IqS
Okay last clip of the night from me
XD the chili escape attempt and apprehending
Michael
the music was super fitting for that one
Okay those should be the last ones from me for tonight
Lololol I just realized the music timing i had the volume on low
Maam, that is mocha.
Mocha is 100% Michale Scott
Michael is his movie star name
i mean, hes a pretty boy, how could he not be a movie star?
hank the wobble tank
that needs to be added to the wiki
Thats some Hanky panky right there
That is not Michael Scott, that is Prison Mike. Two different people
Neither did Prison Mike
defacing the Henry page would have severe punishments π
all the kitty clips \o/
lol, you should see the deletion log, very amusing
the usernames? yeah i saw
Nah the random ass pages like current job for coffee maker
Atleast they had the right username
oh that shit, yeah
theres also various usernames with insults in the direction of the goblin king
those were deleted quickly tho
thankfully the Thor and Shaye pages are protected
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Misto tries to fight Mouse. Mouse: Are you done?!"
https://piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/Ferrets/Kitty the Kitty page exists.
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/AstuteSullenDillSeemsGood-Oc7ieMUqnB7DajEQ
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Henry going wild after visiting the wet world!"
Henry was so mad
his rear legs are drifting all over
Pouts all around
Am surprised he visited them since he had a cold yday. Guess it was very minor one
You can hear dooking around 9s
https://vxtwitter.com/PirateSoftware/status/1881539239923646714?t=VxoceugE2Bh358MNF_-nnw&s=19
fuzzy chaos noodles β€οΈ
Hell yea, that's what I'm talking about. Good job y'all. π
i just added one image
I did... things
Thanks for this Saph. I have the mugshot ready when its back up
Oh, Shaye already made a mugshot for Kitty?
Guess I'm just late to the party this time. xD
Face full of nuts ayoo

I just had to make it a gif, she looked like a full on cheerleader, making a toe touch jump. And Peanut is like WTF sis?!
Second heaviest vs smallest, no doubt who won that (Mouse. It was Mouse. Lol)
Heh, wife just told me we're taking in a third ferret.
We've had two for about a year... and one of her co-workers had a pair.
but the coworker had one of his boys die from cancer.. and the remaining one is wasting away from lonelyness.
The coworker's an 18 year old kid, without the resources to deal with this. We're... the not of that. Heh.
Hoping the new one gets along with the two i've already got. If not I may be asking about rehoming resources.
Ohh the best of luck! Make sure to do research about how to introduce a new ferret to an existing pair etc to give them the best chance possible!
Yep, doing that now. Figuring out where to quarantine the new boy, since the two i've got normally get the run of the house, upstairs and down, except the room full of power tools. Hard to ferret proof that.
When they're out of the cage obviously.
this is goblin behavior
Well they are goblins...
Ferret rotoni yumm
This gif bothers me on such a deep level xD
@main shadow I apologise for tagging you, but even though I can write in the stream chat, my messages are not going through. Do you know why? π
Can ya try to write in chat?
I dont see anything from my end.
Is it a browser cache issue, maybe?
Probably. try refresh.
I'll clear it and see if that does it.
Did that work?
Let me try someone else's stream.
Still same. Does it say anything when ya posted in chat?
no, says nothing
Weird. 
Going to try two other things.
Now I see ya.
Well, VPN was the issue, somehow.
Was never an issue before, but it was today.
Thanks for putting up with me, Djinnet. 
I am so excited! It is on the way! 
Whenever I see it, all I can think about is Shaye attacking Thor
That clip is so funny
vibrates
Fun fact: A group of ferrets is called a business. Black footed ferrets are solitary animals and become independent at four months old. ππ₯πΆ
Where is that clip? Is it accessible?
Thank you. It's hilarious XD Legendary weapon Beanshead, can be used as a spear, club or just debuff, minus half brain cels for an hour lol
So is that what we r suppose to use the beanβs plushie for? Hmm π€
Genpop coming out after Odie!
For a second I was expecting shaye to put beans on thors hat
Just saw this one in retail WoW and wanted to share. Don't know if there were ferrets before War Within or maybe I just never noticed.
I read that as "salt eat ferret" at first
Idk who this one is but there fur looks like a cinnamon roll or a snail shell
Shaye attacking Thor? I've not seen this :p
Pretty sure they weren't there when I was still playing, I quit during Shadowlands
There were a few ferret models but only one battle pet (poda) which im sad about, and none of the ones in TWW are battle pets :(
fumbled opportunity

Oh I see the clip now π
Allegedly. I did not see Shaye in that clip. Could have been anyone. ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
This is very true! Could've been Beans himself
Also, I still laugh at that gif that reminds me of Beans
Chili pouting in climbing jail
Exactly. 
Tbf he will never learn so he will pout more in there 
true
Awwwwww
Fair, that was Beans
Soooo cute π₯°
PLUSHIE SHIPPED
...oldies?
Or part of genpop?
Gen pop
'Gen pop' π
Hi
If you have any questions regarding the ferrets, free free to ask or you can check the wiki for more info https://piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/Ferrets
Huh, so few of them
Most had already gone back to bed, they'd been out for a while already at that point ^^
At the time of the clip they'd been out for almost an hour I think
The ferrets are using the caterpillar like a Chinese dancing dragon
I keep seeing the arms wiggle
Has anyone found a decent set of 3d printable tunnels sized for ferrets? I've grabbed a hamster one, and scaled it up to 200%, and i'm gonna try that.
i was so confused when i opened the channel "Mirror vibrates" π sorry my humour is broken
did ya bring in some snow for slinky to play with?
beans π₯Ή
Went to check on babies and they were sleeping in a heart shape π
Hey guys, is there any news on how Demeter is doing?
Last update I remember was about a week ago, she was doing fine. Healing nicely and fairly active during playtime. She's tried climbing the fence to escape.
That's great to hear. Thanks for the update 
Ohh, I see
do your ferrets ever get shaved like this?
Ha. Good one
Ngl if someone said that a lizard with fur was discovered in would not be surprised if it was a weasel family member (Yes I know weasel family is a mammal family not reptilian)
Wigglers all the same
um ackshully those ferrets have advanced adrenal it is not a laughing matter !adrenal
And greyscale
Unfortunately, FerretSoftware's Commands don't work here. 
I have a disappoint now 
Unfortunately, this seems to be a limitation of the Nightbot Discord App. So please, don't flail me for it. 
!tts
You can have Text To Speech/Talk To Streamer (TTS) for any bit donation 500 or higher. Once submitted, your message will be added to The Queue, which Thor activates manually. If Thor does not get to your message by the end of stream it will become 'Debt' on the 'Debt-Tracker' channel in Discord. Thor pays out to charity when that value hits $7,777 or more. Answered TTS questions are timestamped in Discord in the answered-tts channel.
It seems to be synced to the main channel
So what you're really saying is that the side channel needs to add the commands of the main channel, FerretSoftware π
Either that or we clone Nightbot!
yeah no need for the side channel command we need a petition to use the main channel ones
Yeah thats part of the joke
Acting like its the channel chat
Anyway
we need one gif made by a rescue ferret so that we can use it
DeezNuts.gif
With how they hunch all the time, as they get older so ferrets suffer from any spinal issues?
Hey guys i wanna get my ferrets some tasty treats anyone have suggestions? (other then salmon oil)
Also today is soup day for my babies and I wanted to share linguines soup face lmao!
Sorry itβs a little blurry
My plushie is delayed :(
I have resorted to drawing the chili pouting because i love the picture. (Wip)
He's just so SAD 
Chilli is a sooky baby
Ferret-legging was an endurance test or stunt in which ferrets were trapped in trousers worn by a participant. Also known as put 'em down and ferret-down-trousers, it seems to have been popular among coal miners in Yorkshire, England. Contestants put live ferrets inside their trousers; the winner is the one who is the last to release the animals...
WHAT
WHY
Humans are weird
England has a lot of ridiculous contests
Just blame it on Khronos
Never go after a lawyer
Even more reason, its always the lawyers fault.
Jurassic park didn't give them a good rep tbf
He really is such a sook
Like cheese rolling....
Mocha is the same btw
He cracked the shits because shaye didnβt give him soupies and he got kibble
LOL I love Mocha so much xD
This was back when he was one fat ferret
Now he's an average boy β€οΈ
Still the prettiest
beans is the prettiest. spend all points on charisma.
Nope. Mocha
Beans is pretty too but mocha is the prettiest
There are many gorgeous babies in this business. It is like a modeling agency
But mocha is the prettiest, always has been
There all too cute for me to pick one

Poor noodle
Trying to reach a glass of water on the nightstand without getting out of bed
Mocha was never fat, just sneaky
See what i mean? The prettiest.
I can only agree π
Pondering Mocha
These 2 pictures are SOOOOOO cute.
Also looking like Mocha standing next to an aquarium. (I know it's the rice box)
Did Shaye take those?
yeah
the last two were from a twitter post
They were all posted at different times (the last two were back in November), but she shared 4 on his bday last month, including those ones
https://vxtwitter.com/RiverMakes/status/1871915845255065875
Merry Christmas and happy 2nd Birthday to Mocha!
Mocha has Disseminated Idiopathic Myofasciitis aka DIM, he has been in remission for almost an entire year after he was initially diagnosed in Oct 2023. We are thankful every day to have him with us https://t.co/cVSXzvXVcZ
She gets some really good and super cute ones of them and shares them over there once in a while. There is also the occasional pupper photos, Gort pix, and other rando critters and animals. Not all photos posted by Shaye wre taken by Shaye, but a good chunk are. Like the Henry Xmas shoot was by someone else.
She takes good pictures
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/WealthyRenownedRadicchioOhMyDog-a1D_VO4DRJ9u4DF2
Indeed. I love just scrolling thru the media tab sometimes and getting a good dose of happy because all them. Like look at this one of Torch
lol
she was hunting the braincell
We all have that 1 friend...
Me(and probably shaye): finally cheese modeling!
Mouse: lol. Lmao.
Could be a repost. I'm fine with it if it is
Chonky boy Clyde
It's crazy how fast their colors can change his fur above his mask was darker just like a month ago
evidence of beans cuteness:
https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/DaintyAltruisticPistachioHeyGuys-WO0Cid0juNrpmwHj
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/StrongCharmingCocoaKAPOW-nr7ikHLoX8x7Rb-Q
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/AmazonianAmericanDaikonMingLee-XFhrBekSn1eviTif
I didnt say cutest
Or that others arent pretty and cute
I said mocha is the prettiest. Sorry not sorry
That being said i love it when they stick their leggies out 
peanuts first picture is pretty cute as well
Tiny noodle
well something has to balance out the mischief 
Little menace π
Is true my cat is a adorable but he lives up to the name mischief
She still looks like an opossum to me. But a cute one
Heh pirate software opossum shelter
they faceplanted in poo too that was by the waterbowl
yeah but not a smol baby
Ferret Beans and my cat Beans are the same entity in a different species. With ironically the same name
(Well my Beans is a nickname not his actual name. But I don't think he knows his actual name because he's only called Beans)
Hey Yall, ferret owner of 7 years. My boy has got some issues, went to a specialised ferret vet today. i want to do all i can to look for smart things to do to take care of his problems. anyone got access to those resources Thor talked a lot about on stream? or maybe a lead on how i could find those?
open a ferret ticket and maybe explain some of the issues there Shaye is a exo vet she probably knows what Thor talked about and can help you π
oo hell yeah, will do that! thanks o7
you are welcome π
Good luck
I wish a speed recovery for your little carpet shark!
sometimes sleepy noodle, sometimes carpet shark π
SOOOOO CUTE π₯Ί
got antibiotics for his ears, he will recover! right now researching to make beef jerky without additives
- big chunk of lean brisket
- slice real thin
- marinade
- whack them in a fan oven at 50 degrees C for the afternoon
- eat a month's worth of jerky in a single day
whaha lets skip the marinade π but lord give me strength to not it eat all
I soak it in honey and balsamic vinegar with a touch of garlic before I dry it - there's not a single batch that lasts more than a weekend
do you have a proper butcher nearby? if you ask them nicely they'll run your steak through the bacon slicer - is perfect for jerkying
im gonna make it for the ferret :p not for me. found that almost all the treats they sell are with conservatives and plantbased glucose
make two batches - one for ferret, one for the chef π
Shaye recommends this site often: https://holisticferretforum.com/
YES YES YES ive been searching for exactly that one!
I have a folder of A LOT of the photo's Shaye takes of the ferrets, they're my rotating desktop, so everytime I need a dose of happiness I can just either look into that folder or at my desktop and be surprised by which cutie is there to greet me π₯°
Oh my lord, I don't think I ever realised how TINY she was! ( I wasn't here yet when the nuts arrived)
@torn gorge baby cheese: https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/DarlingUnsightlyOrangeResidentSleeper-bKBRs4vWR91Ml_UP
warhugs and face battles, nice
I was gonna scroll past after few sec but got mesmerized and couldn't
I wish Thor would still make these ferrets videos like he used to tho
But Ig he too busy now
So only ferret visits via Shaye
Omg π₯Ί
Awww
Perfect babies π
Ooohhhh! That looks amazing! I like your Cheese picture a lot, though I think they're all very good!
Ty 
she decieved us all, now she's a little terror.
"little". She is the chonkiest female ferret at the rescue iirc xD
omgggg littol bb
Quick, someone post a cute photo! I got rabbitholed into Thorchan and I need to unsee a bunch of things π
I do love me some Torch β€οΈ
The fur texture is really nice
Oh Dear God, the Deep Dish Drink is even more cursed than I thought. It's being sold for $6.66.
you mean you haven't already given yourself to the darkness?
in china, that number is lucky
Dumb question but, bathing a ferret is bad but letting them play in water is ok right
Yes. You can bathe them with oat milk or special soap its just recommended to do it as little as possible
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/AlertStrangeStapleTooSpicy-dyD5cB0wpXfWffaZ
plain water shouldn't strip their oils. However, you should always watch them and don't fill the water too high.
This imho looks a bit too much, but the wiggler has a lot of fun: https://tenor.com/de/view/ferret-swimming-gif-9102008
Das perfekte animierte Ferret Swimming-GIF fΓΌr deine Unterhaltung. Entdecke und teile die besten GIFs auf Tenor.
Plenty of water in nature, not a lot of shampoo or soap.
wet beef n cheese and loki watchin??
I honestly cant recognize any of them outside of pickle
Pretty sure its all genpop babies as its from the new house
Def not beef tho, not with that tail
yeah in this case no. Thought maybe it's an old picture. He had a big tail back then. ^^
Donβt ferret owners generally recommend plain water and oats in a tied sock for bath time
no regrets after noise dive into the water bowl.
water from bottom always best water.
aw
Oh, I suppose that explains his lack of intent. He always just sort of wanders.
Poor thing, no wonder he gets scared.
Its hard to tell with the bowls in the way but im pretty sure the babies converted the new upstairs poop box into a bed
Silly dooks
I hadn't even seen they HAVE an upstairs poop box π But everytime they get one they tend to put a blanket in it.. or just sleep in the hammock next to it while their heads hang in the poop box (looking at you, Mocha) lol
what there is a litter box? i thought this is a bed. Thought the others get one as well, like beans xD
and yeah, they use it for sleeping, like the other box before, or sometimes the boxes at the bottom 
Aww Henry he may be losing his sight but he'll never lose our hearts
for sure. The year has just started and we already have some sad news. Henry has lost a big part of his sight, Thor dropped sad news about Loki on stream (lymphoma iirc). π¦
Oh no I never heard about Loki. Poor wigglers but they are in the best hands 
iirc, he said this is a 1/2 - 3/4 of a year situation based on other ferrets before (Zero/Hero for example).
Poor baby Henry π
Loki :>
Yeah, am extremely sad about Loki situation
Am glad she is in good hands tho but man
It's gonna suck so much for Thor and Shaye to lose the second ferret that is one of the ogs :(
From my understanding, atp it's a bit of any day situation
Due to how old she is already
Oh no. Thats heart breaking
I wouldnt anyday.. grampa was around for a while with the insulinoma situation
I wanna say almost a year?
Chat even saved him once when oldies were on nightcam
Aw peepaw π₯Ή
He's always been vision impaired it's not new
Just didn't realize till recently
@tall path someone posted some noodle art yesterday im case you missed it!
Ohh I thought I had responded to it , it's very cute!!!
Grandpa was the best! Loved when he waddled around n buried himself in his newspaper
thats alot of dust o.o
Where did it come from though? So suddenly? It was really weird xD 2 of what we see in that clip are orbs, but the rest is definitely something else lol
idk
could have been a door or window in the house being opened causing enough airpressure to dislodge dust
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/IgnorantCooperativeTriangleItsBoshyTime-bmmREpTH7YiSo2z1
Awww bless him. I'm glad he found a home with you. He may have pronounced additional needs but he'll still have the best life possible.
Our Majesty, Lord Henry, thanks you for your continued care
I don't think it's a poop box. Shaye added a blanket box at the same time as she added the cuddle sack to Beans penthouse
Yea thats a box shaye put in with some blankets yesterday i belive
Twitch won't let me clip so here is the time stamp https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/v/2360631552?sr=a&t=139548s
ferretsoftware went live on Twitch. Catch up on their Animals, Aquariums, and Zoos VOD now.
Yea its just a cardboard box and blankets @torn gorge
So thats what they were chewing... 
does ferret always have the food at ready?
yup, their metabolism act real fast on food, so always need to have some ready
They also stop eating when full.. usually
cowboy banana
it's a pikachu!
New Toy, Pentapus
hmm. is there open space inside his head? it could be turned into an all terrain ferret assault vehicle that way 
Yeah I bought the ferrets a banana costume to match Thors π€£
*long lemon
Haha truuuee
Hey Shaye, if you see this:
What do you use to clean ferret poop?
Obvs most cleaners are toxic to them
Currently using a spray bottle:
One part water, one part white vinegar, one part hydrogen peroxide, but I'm afraid it's not strong enough to fully sanitize
@low pumice we use a combo of rescue spray and baby wipes to clean ferret poop most of the time, both are safe to use around ferrets!
Thank you very much! Any particular brand of wipes?
We use huggies! Also have used chlorox wipes to deep clean poop stains but make sure it dries before letting ferrets near it
U can also see most of the products Shaye uses on the ferret wishlist. Just type !wishlist in the chat on the ferretsoftware stream. Thats how i was able to find out what kind of reusable bed pads Shaye used for the ferrets n ordered myself a pack to use for my pet
Henry eating soup on his own!
Good job Henry! π₯Ί
Henry making progress π₯Ί
Thank you
BABIESSS
Looks like Hazel
I'm a little leary on the Marshall kibble. Everything I've read in ferret groups and from our "local" rescue (6 hours away) strongly recommend against Marshall products
Late screenshot, but the octopus has eaten a ferret
We love to see it. Thanks for sharing 
Spilled mocha
most if Gen pop
fun old clipβ¦
is peanut visible
MOCHAAAA
Vons is out get onions page ready for more clips π¨

It begins
Did the stream just die?
It says offline for me
I was about to ask that too
Power outtage
π
Booo
π
Sadness π¦
Stream will be back asap!
Ty Maddie!
Yay ty!
Did Onion escape while off camera? π€£
Twitch is also having a time
Lol it was funny all the ferrets froze when the power went out
They're all good though
Awee!
they went "wait, its sleepy time???"
All the ferrets: 
No more babies to watch ;-;


