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Sorry to hear about that, I did not know about this
just finished watching VOD, which cut short due to Demeter's emergancy. so was hoping to see/check about any updates
I think he said the surgery was for 5pm, if thats true, it won't happen for another 90 minutes
ah ha, so failed timezone math. ty ty Torsailr
Hope Demeter is OK. Shaye and Thor too. It must be stressful when one of the wigglers isn't well. Sending positive vibes 
while i can't really help more directly, i otherwise try to keep Ferret stream live anytime i'm on my PC. all the ads for the Ferret Rescue.
How have I never seen this photo of my pretty boy yet?!
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If I did that right it should be automatic time zone math for Demeterโs surgery time.
I am afraid it is not a rescue ferret, just one i saw on socmed
Dang, their face looks VERY much like Mochas! Also zero thoughts going on in that head ๐
Then again, I am not wearing my glasses and everything is foggy from yesterdays migraine xD So maybe I'm just seeing things lol
i miss my pet ferret. such whimsical creatures โค๏ธ
Give 'em the ol' razzle dazzle, Peanut!
Demeter should be im surgery as we speak
Praying for Demeter! I hope it goes smooth and fast and we get an update ASAP saying she's gonna be okay!
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Cute baby pics of the day ๐
My almost 10 month old loves to point at the screen when they're being crazy
I just caught my babies like this so I had to share again โบ๏ธ
Lil paws
IKR ๐
Any updates on Demeter?
none that I've seen
it'll likely be posted to #ferrets or here when it does happen
wiki is down again (it's been reported) here's the most recent snapshot https://web.archive.org/web/20241127032429/https://piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/Ferrets
I have one knuckle that split open a little from overwashing lately.
Husband went to bed early so I'm doing the ferret pads.
I almost never get poop on my hand.
Guess where I got poop on my hand.. the one open spot
oh no
...Make sure to clean it thoroughly, with soap and water, for at least 2 minutes, then use Triple Antibiotic cream, and bandage it.
Thank you. I def did.. and rubbing alcohol
need to get the wiki on a more reliable server
maybe use latex/nitrile gloves until it heals?
I will. I've gotten poop on my hand maybe 3 times ever. Just screwed up
That's just unlucky! Remember to, no matter how well you clean it now, keep an eye on the wound for the next few days for any signs of infection ๐
Yes thank you very much. I have to be extra careful because I have a rare autoimmune disease.. one of the reasons I end up overwashing my hands in the first place.
Le Sigh
I'm waiting for poopy boy to wear himself out. He's the last one awake and my vacation just started. I'm super ready for a glass of wine ||or 4||
Demeter out of surgery, wasn't a hairball, foam cover for cheap earbuds which I have not owned in 10 years so likely floating around in there since before I got her and finally blocked
Thanks for the update Shaye. That's wild. I did question if it was a hairball above. Something about the shape of it but anyway, hope she makes a speedy recovery 
In a way that sounds better, at least it's a one-off thing and not a continuous behaviour
Yeah thankfully so
Yeah at least she isn't over grooming
Try to get some rest today. It must be stressful when a wiggler is unwell.
If its been in there a while, maybe she'll feel better now that it's out. I can't imagine that was comfortable for her. Hopefully, she'll have a speedy recovery.
Soon more noseballing time!!

thanks for the update, woke upto the news about it happening and been worried ever since
twitch says no chat for you (watching my 3d printer aswell so twitch got squished)
Glad to hear she made it through and more glad itโs a one off item sheโs unlikely to access again.
Also we now have the beans pearl and the dementer bud
Maybe a dumb idea... might it be worth to check Mistoff as well? They've been best buds for ages already so he might have eaten the other ear bud. 
maybe but i instantly knew the cheap earbuds, ive got a pair still somewhere
this is the cover i bet. used to get tons of them on the long distance trains here in aus
Knowing where she and misto came from you should definitely check him too
Thank you for the update, Shaye!! So glad to know Demeter will be okay, she's in good hands 
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ClearUninterestedCrabMau5-kyu_ylbxZqK8nytu
Yes, like this
Was just thinking this
Parrots
Rise
I'd like to pick your brain. We have one ferret who attacks everyone except her "sister" I've read some ferrets have to be solitary, but of they are accepting of at least one other ferret they can be trained to be with ferrets... tried the one on one, where they battle until there is poo/pee/blood several times.. it gets there. Tried putting them into cages that were against each other with their food and water on the same edge so they could be close to each other without being able to attack. Curious if you guys have techniques.
Some ferrets just don't want friends other than their buddy, I have had several pairs like this
Kyo and sai are my current examples
You can try scent swapping (leaving blankets in with each group for like a week, then exchanging the blankets between cages so the scent of the others becomes familiar)
everytime i look in here and learn more of ferrets i learn they are similar to cats in some ways
Thank you I'll give that a shot. Think we've tried something similar that didn't work out. Will keep a log of what works and what doesn't. She was supposedly in the general population of the rescue we've got them from.
yea, used to go through so many as a kid during school so i knew instantly when you said it was the cheap ones.
Also important to keep in mind that even if she was in a general population, the stress of moving homes can alter their sociability
They are quite sensitive in that regard
We've have one bedroom for Rayna (the aggressor) and her sister. The other bedroom is the boy ferrets and our sweet blind old lady. Wanted to integrate them all.. seems like a pipe dream now
Shaye, i take it mocha is just with oldies cause he chose right now?
100% agree with the sentiment to check Misto. considering all the other possible things they could have got into at that house... who knows what they may have ingested.
He's with the babies
lol resorted back to chaos
Yeah I'll probably do a barium xray on him sometime soon
hopefully hes fine
Yea we dont need any more scares like that
I really hope they don't have any more ferrets
I do wonder how long it was even there to avoid becoming a issue till now
well they've had deme since july
You are absolutely correct. But it's been a few years since first move, 6 months since the second
so at least before that
yea tho i legit do wonder how it didnt pop up before hand, something that big would be faster (big in relation to a ferret's size not human)
It's more work to have two groups, that's fine. It's the worry that something happens to her sister Willow and then feeling alone ๐
Willow would adapt i bet in their own way, look at torch and ghost, they get along fine alone
I must have mistyped sorry it's late. Not worried about Willow, she gets along with everyone. It's Rayna, who tries to murder on sight
They would adapt, i misread what was said
I love her so much. My fear of her feeling alone freaks me out more than losing my sanity
Honestly, just ask shaye how adaptable they can be, both ghost and torch are spicey with others but happy as can be alone
Didn't both of them imprint on Shaye?
Thank you. Just looking for some possible pointers . I feel like I'm more ferret educated than 99% of ferret owners.. so the only person I could think of at a higher skill level is this shaye person who I don't know, but deals with dozens of babies everyday (tbh I'm jealous)
Shaye is rivermakes, rivermakes is shaye aka keeper of thors chaos buissness and exotic vet tech
I think Rayna would be sad alone. I think Willow could cope better.. any time Rayna gets up she won't play unless she or us gets Willow out to play
My masters is in education. If i were younger I would scrap it and devote myself entirely to ferret research and educating the public
Ferrets are way better than most people โค๏ธ
lol thats true and if you ever need important advice can always go to #ferret-ticket and you can get help from the ferret caretakers here
'You can use this system to report issues on the ferret stream, ask advice, or surrender a ferret.' for the ferret ticket channel.
Thank you, I will definitely note that
Wiki is back
music on ferret stream broke
Sophie said she'd pass the info along
it requires either Thor or Shaye to go fix it
I'm happy to hear Demeter is ok. Crazy story though.
Happens to ferrets all the time unfortunately
I love this gif so much ๐
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Can we get a Mod for the Ferret stream plz
someone typing a bunch on nonsense in the channel
taken care of
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/opa2E3hpUffb6SnG/
Probably been seen before but ferret seems to be having fun
See posts, photos and more on Facebook.
than you most likely will love this as well: https://x.com/ferretposting/status/1573229789594677248
Twitch likes to full on flashabng me while watching the Ferrets

Thats gross
yep, those sideways amazon banners are new. the bottom ones work. These ignore dark mode -.-
Makes me wish I could gift Turbo instead of subs :p
i wish we could report such issues instead of some presets that won't fit!
Is there a "report ad" function?
Does Turbo give less money to the ferrets if you're watching 24/7 then normal ads?
I should check if there is another flashbang
you can report not interesting, harassing, or loud ads. not these kind of issues.
I'd report it as harassing... it has violated your eyes
no, only downside of turbo is, you don't have specific emotes. To get emotes of pirate channel or others, you still need to sub.
I mean, most of the times I have my Ferret stream on like 2% volume, and then every 20ish minutes I just suddenly hear McDonalds ads and other ads
From what I've heard, having a sub and turbo like I have leads to more adrev, but that is hard to say for sure
should be 2 times per hour (more when you need to reload during ad break) for up to 3minutes total.
I thought Thor said it was every 20 mins for Ferrets but every 30 for his stream?
maybe I'm just being dumb dumb
i don't know if you can set a time window, should be (up to, depending on region) 3minutes per hour.
The only way I know y'all are getting ads in the main channel is when people announce Ads!, the support channel has moist bezos show up so that helps me keep track
Yea you can, you can set ad amount and time inbetween
Reference
like said, don't know the settings.
But set for more ad breaks also causes more users that join during the ad break to get "prerolls".
I know in the past there was a timer where you couldn't get ads after joining, idk if that's the case anymore
You can see in Anna's settings that prerolls are disabled
If you set it for enough mid-roll ads, it disabled pre-roll ads which is a good idea because no one wants to see pre-rolls
OH, yeah... you can't help that though
it is no prerolls. But when you join during ad break you get ads as well. Maybe unintended but i always get ads when join during ad break and it's like prerolls.
You always get ads when you join streams?
edited it, sry. when i join during ad break
Ah okay... just don't join during an ad break then? 
the second channel has a big ui, so you can see the ad break is happening.
i don't mind. I grew up with ads. Also when this sometimes happen on ferrets i'm happy to gain them more revenue ๐
Also i somehow broke Twitch. My recap make no sense. When i scale the numbers (7,4k for 7 months) up to a full year i should be around 12-13k hours. That don't make any sense xD
is that per-channel, or total?
hmm, that is strange... shouldn't exceed 8760 hours per year for a single channel
unlimited watchtime glitch 
Maybe you picked up the 1000 hours that I'm missing
nah
i assume. I run it almost 24/7 on my tablet and often also on my desktop machine. Maybe it counts double. Would be hilarious if i also generate double revenue that way xD
if you get ads on both technically yes
What is that role? 
sometimes on one device, sometimes on both
Wooo 1 million!
nice, 99% more to go ๐
Holy megachonker
Are we supposed to be seeing the night cage or playtime on the Ferret chat.
Currently it's on the nightcam
oldies are roaming and occasionally running across the cam. Fig sat down and ate a bunch of floor kibble few minutes ago.
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I think it was a ferret
hacker ferret. Talk in crypted texts
not cage rageโฆhe was working out his legs. The ramp is a gym machineโฆdidnt ya know? ๐
xD
fixed
Oh my goodness. It's like they were posing for the picture. Not only were they both lying side by side facing out, but they turned the little ferret house 90 degrees left so that I saw them just by peeking in the door. And then they were still long enough for me to actually grab my phone to take the photo!
It's a friggin Xmas miracle!
omg u didnt have to change the title. Was just giving u a bad time. Lol! But its hilarious though ๐
all good, was a placeholder anyway. Since i don't had a proper idea how to name it xD
Ferrets must always redecorate! That house n the little fellas are cute as hell though โบ๏ธ
Thank you. They're the rottenest. And also sweet..
Timestamp: Thor talks a bit about Demeter's surgery and then Shaye joins on Voice Chat and answered a ton of questions
: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2332250435?t=12h12m57s
piratesoftware went live on Twitch. Catch up on their Ashes of Creation VOD now.
I'll need to watch that when my partner isn't working with audio ๐
Thank god she didnt get the blockage in the old house
Shaye is so cool
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It was a lot of fun to hear Shaye telling stories and talking about animals. The mind goblin was a bonus.
I kinda wanna see the mid surgery stuff.. but that sort of thing also facinates me
thats the former wanted to be a vet in me.
II was gonna say the same thing tbh, I kinda want to see those photo's
I dont ๐
I also want to see Shayes gecko's ^^
I know there is a picture of tiny somewher
ET is new
not tiny, tiny is one of the trantulas, Mojo
Mojo is the crested Gecko
Yeah I'd preferably not see spooders :p
Veneatis and Tiny are the trantulas, Mojo is the Crested Gecko
I do love Thors description of Mocha's cuteness xD
Will have to ask Shaye for pictures next time I see them around ^^
Absolutely love hearing Shaye talk about animals on stream though, I would not be opposed to Shaye just doing a Q&A stream of their own! ๐
Agreed^^
I'd love to get a lil video with where Shay and Thor talk about all the animals and show them off
I believe they have commented on not having a mic because ppl could be quick to worry about ferrets playing rough. Also it's their house and personally I'd hate knowing thousands of ppl could possibly hear what I'm saying in my own house id be a nervous wreck
Having it sometimes would be cool tho, but it would be special
I think they said it's because Shaye swears like a sailor ๐
Exactly
Yeah, hearing them talk about stuff is so cool with how knowledgeable they are
Like hell no I'm going to cuss in my house bro ๐ฏ
Shaye asking goblins for duck pics is not a good idea ๐
yup. Shaye said thor decided against it because he was worried shaye would swear too much
thor gets a deez nuts joke on shaye and shaye goes: "im going to commit domestic violence on stream"
oh no, its getting turned into a short! Poor Shaye
Ferret snores in my lap.
Is there any other way to communicate? ๐คฃ
they're just saucy adverbs
Not in my book, but I was born in a sailor city ๐
do you slay evil doers by the power of the moon?
Shaye, you have such a lovely voice.
We don't have good exotic vets here ๐ฆ wish we would have had someone like you and your clinic look at our bunny. Maybe he would have been ok
All the turtle information is insanely interesting
that instant henry response to fav ferret
how do they react to something with fake eyes. googly eyes, drawn on eyes, etc
Henry shifting into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ElegantGorgeousSquidCurseLit-3mzJd-UOPRBOJY8w
Kitty is so tiny omg ๐ฅบ
Henry zooming now
he's all charged up. Energizer Henry
He's definitely appreciating the vast space for him to sprint.
I wish I had that kind of motivation to sprint!
About time for his tail up and pit stop?
Poot stop
||https://fixupx.com/RiverMakes/status/1870767632410173793|| demeter with stiches
Or as shaye calls it, a fancy zipper
Mojo: #voice_chat message
added several birthdays to the wiki
Lucky, Banana, Spud and Pickle
all mentioned by Shaye on stream ^_^
Loved the ferret QA
very satisfying to hear Shaye say Henry was the favorite without hesitation ๐ค
same with Thor and meatball yesterday on Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/SolidHilariousPlumSmoocherZ-kCD34kry_exy8IND
oh yeah, show that to thor every time he says Meatball isnt his cat
and Shaye has always said Henry is favorite
just like Thor says Mouse is favorite
yep, there is no way out of this now. He likes meatball ๐
Meatball is Thors cat
has there been a picture of Meatball?
meatball appears on stream regularly when he has invaded the office again
Meatball (also known as Meat) is Shaye and Thor's cat. During a freezing winter night, Thor has heard the call of Meat from outside of his house. He felt sorry for the cat, and believed that if he wouldn't let him stay the night he would not be able to survive, so he let it inside. However, Meatball refused to leave the house afterwards, so Thor...
there should be a lot on shaye's and Thor's twitter and discord
๐ญ seems like a good boi (RIP about the vet visit though)
turned him into a gib (neutered male cat).
We always knew that Thor was fond of Meatball
im sorry, what did thor do to shay?
He got her with the I-ladies
there were a lot of ligmas, at least 3 or 4.
Yeah, but that one was for real.
The mind goblin she knew and the wholesome one was just Thor.
https://fixupx.com/RiverMakes/status/1870816521850929217 and eating some by herself
Grandma Kitty ate a little bit by herself
Kitty did get a full workup on Friday, and we unfortunately confirmed that she is riddled with lymphoma, and has CKD on top of it. Despite this, she is happy and active and does not appear to be in much pain at all

Twitch is lying to me ๐ Sadly it bugged out the small view you usally get while getting ads so can't see the Ferrets for 2 mins 
Instant Henry and instant Mouse, as was to be expected ๐
He;s adorable! ๐ฅบ
unfortunately dropped his tail after Meatball decided to enter the office and destroy Mojo's enclosure.
Dangit Meatball! That's sad
It it. At least he was found and just lost his tail.
I was more surprised when Thor said Shaye has 2 Geckos and i thought they just had Mojo ๐
i think thor said in the interview a few days ago that she snuck one in
the interview was last stream ^^
"few hours/days" ago
and in chat i was like whaaat, 2 geckos. And shaye was like "yeah, i have 2. a crested gecko (Mojo) and i forget the other one (Eaty?)"
yeah smthgn like that iirc
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oh no. They made a short out of it https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QVwL2pYYZQA
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I assume Shaye will release the beans upon Thor when he doesn't expect it.
oh noes now they have to put two spots on the wall for the gate to connect, otherwise they'll just do this again! ๐คฃ one on top and one on bottom to keep them from peeling it back again.
Onion always finds new ways to escape. True pen tester ferret.
sometimes i have a mystery ping and i cant figure out what it is
ghosts
I love onion ๐
Onion
mischief maker
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Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/FaithfulShinyFriseeRalpherZ-t7Tfb6vcsZpwek62
Hey guys, any updates on how Demeter is doing today?
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8NtnNLL/
Someone please find this toy and send it to the rescue ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
The last update I saw was when thor started streaming. When she was sedated for the surgery she vomited or aspirated fluid into her lungs which gave her pneumonia. She's on antibiotics and being monitored.
Thanks for the update. I never saw the stream today. I'm sorry to learn there were complications, but I know she's in good hands. Pneumonia is tough, but ferrets are such fighters. Sending all the positive vibes and healing thoughts to Demeter for a smooth recovery 
This is why surgeons tell you not to eat or drink anything for a specific time period before surgery. You can literally suffocate on your own vomit. Horrifying way to go. Listen to your doctors, they don't tell you to do things for no reason.
Awww poor Demeter. She's been through a lot bless her.
I don't know if it was ingested material or just stomach acid/fluids. I got the impression it was a stress response to the surgery.
Poor little Deme, having a pneumonia on top of everything! Hopefully she'll heal fast and make a full recovery
My kitten aspirated from his blockage surgery. It was awful. Sounds like Demeter is going to be fine. Fingers crossed
For some reason the first photo reminded me of that one photo of Snails and Loki ๐ฅบ
https://fxtwitter.com/yamiyami43/status/1870688908381716573?t=yUc1I-gUG3PTXhgBbPgUsg&s=19
UNLEASH THE NOODLES
Is wrapping presents with ferrets anything like wrapping them with cats? I succeeded but I'm tired now ๐คฃ
No idea, but seeing how they play, I'm guessing its worse.
Blink and all those bows are going to be stolen.
You're the best @torn gorge !!!!
they make costumes too ๐ญ
To lay on top of the pile while eating kibbleโฆ
I was just laughing at that.
Now we need to buy costumes for Cowboy... to keep him warm, of course!
Henry needs a little king outfit
Put Mocha or Chili in this. Ferretzilla! DOOK!
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/EnergeticEnticingRuffPJSugar-1iaegtT5wxiuUbPh someone wasnt happy with the bed and where it was (shaye was alerted, checked and all good just anger at bed location)
Genpop is very active atm ๐
Beans wasn't hiding earlier too
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SmallCrackyPassionfruitHumbleLife-99LpX0akBGAEc9od
Awww
those realistic looking AI legs amazes me every time.
lemme get a loaf check real quick
confirmed, this is a loaf
Very loaf much wow
Such a cute loafie
Mocha 
mocha's brain noises found
He's just loafing on his throne
running on 14.4k baud ๐
https://www.instagram.com/bobbleheadwobble?igsh=MTd5NWVha2c1OWM4OQ==
Henry but as a cat
I found this funky YouTube channel and I see noodles in macaroni
Now I know how noodles feel body language
Shall attempt to observe
Love how Torch went "you're not the right hooman, but if you're offering cuddles, I'll definitely take them!" ๐
Torch loves all hoomans as long as he can get cuddles
Truth!

This is good news. Hope she continues to recover more each day ๐
Henry having his festive soup. You have to really get in there to fully enjoy it ๐
@tall path Henry also made a spot here. Almost not visible ๐
Shaye almost sat in it ๐ฎ
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Henry ricemaxxing and jingling the balls!"
Another ferret art
https://twitter.com/k_night_222/status/1871497087403385232?t=Llt2qy5P2MaG6THkyGuf-g&s=19
here is another adorable art https://bsky.app/profile/fierceferrets.bsky.social/post/3le2hnlbh4c2v
There we go, Henry got the lily pad comfy, time for a nap.
I know that there is a plan to expand the rescue to 250 ferrets, but that means Shaye and Thor will look into getting more helping hands, right?
Can't imagine Shaye with Maddie's help managing 5 separate rooms so much with other stuff on top
When that time comes, they surely will yes
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Stacking ferrets: Kitty and Henry stolen!"
Thought so, I was just surprised Thor never mentioned it
I've seen other cats with this condition but this one is particularly cute ๐ญ
Stop snitching on our King Henry! Lol
He actually did mention it a couple of times. You might have missed it

Guess I'm not hosting family Xmas anymore!
That was from the morning. Got an official positive today. Thankfully husband is here to spoil our babies.
Here's 3 of our babies getting a Christmas treat, and husband making fun of me
Hope you feel better soon, very cute video!
The first thing my brain saw was a white positive test and immediately jumped to pregnancy, Congrats! Then my eyes saw Covid...that sucks, hope you don't get a bad case.
@potent onyx thank you! Already feel a bit better after 2 doses of horse pills. Planned on doing a video of giving our fuzzies Christmas toys, so we can show them ignoring the toys and wrestling in the bags. It'll happen, just a bit postponed.. just don't tell them it's not actually Xmas day when it happens. Shhh ๐คช
thats shitty timing. I hope it doesnt bother you to much and i hope you recover quickly
That's the second time today, don't fret
Yw! ^-^ and awe how cute, they'll love em no matter what! lol
Thank you I'll be okay. Just feel bad because we got our forever home this year, and people were planning on coming here for xmas
Tell them if they come over they get an extra special gift to take home!
that sucks indeed. and you cant be near your fur babies now. which double sucks
Bottom right ferret is our sweet blind and deaf old lady. We try to spoil her like it's Xmas everyday
That's the worst part ร
on a different sad subject, Thor mentioned during yesterdays stream that there was a possible emergency ferret that might come in. Possiblly needing to be put down for health reasons. Was there any update on that?
not sure, maybe we'll get an update today from Thor on stream
Oh, probably then
oh and Happy Birthday Mocha. And Happy MochaMas
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOCHA
Its a Mocha Birthday ๐ซถ
yaaay happy birthday! ๐
Happy Mocha day!
Happy Mocha day :3
Any1 watching rn? Who's eeping on that green thing rn?
I don't have twitch app on phone ๐
that was moxie
Happy Birthday Mocha:
https://piratesoftware.wiki/w/images/piratesoftware/9/91/Mocha-sleepy.jpg
lmao that pose
he was a big boy ๐
"was"? did something happen?
yep. Climbed into genpop at some time, spend more time with the genpop chaos crew and lost a lot of his weight which made him even more active ^^
Oh good for him then ๐
Yeah he's a streamlined fast boi now
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/DrabSpinelessPanJonCarnage-QcRXU6C6UNEFMLkp
Happy Mochamas!
@knotty jungle mocha dial up
Ah, I see, thanks
Today is Mochas Birthday. Praise the chonk 
https://piratesoftware.wiki/w/images/piratesoftware/e/e3/Mocha_Mugshot.png
Happy birthday Mocha!
And Merry Christmas to those who celebrate!
Happy birthday Mocha! Triple the cuddles and treats for you today

praise the chonk.
Peak Mocha moment: https://clips.twitch.tv/HomelyOilyPineappleM4xHeh-JA7vg8b1D1eVtADX
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOCHA
I am now officially uncomfortable
I was so happy when I saw them last night!
'Why is he vibrating?" ๐คฃ
"mocha you giant, fat slug" such a thor phrasing
MOCHA get off henry, he is not your pillow
he is now. It's the rule
Henry has decided no more
after cowboy woke him up
imagine a video from the perspective of Henry.
henry found someone to be pillow
merry christmas ferret famiily
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/BlazingFurryDragonfruitTTours-xcXJBsK0aEQSlDx2 this was just a amusing minute
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "henrys opinion of a close following cowboy"
ah yes ... henry did give a crap there eh @torpid nexus ? ๐
I was enjoying my coffee, now its on my keyboard
hahaha
Few oldies now actually out-out in camera ๐ฅฐ
A few months ago, PBS had a clip about Black Footed Ferrets
Black-footed ferrets, North Americaโs only native ferret, still depend on humans for survival. Thatโs why a dedicated team has engineered new and innovative tools to help them make it in the wild.
Known as the โmasked bandit of the prairie,โ the black-footed ferret is an important predator in the central North American grasslands. After survivi...
she ripped the hook out of the wall ๐
Did we get any clips of the wild thor appearing
None shared at least
But he was showing off that majestic hair
Also, I know I've asked how to recognize Loki before, but how to recognize her based on appearance Winter edition?
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/TenaciousWonderfulTriangleAMPEnergyCherry-hlwHh7qLluJaIIn0
Btw, idk if Shaye or Maddie is more so here or on twitch (I don't have the app on phone) but the info about seniors should be updated
Since Gen Pop is up
So if someone could point it out on Twitch
Awh, I was also hoping you clipped when one of the ferrets caught Maddie's (?) feet ๐คฃ
Oh, nvm, it's this ๐คฃ
That was so funny
My fav part of that Peanut clip how he gets ran over by someone else right after landing on the ground
I wonder how often one of the tubes gets just packed full
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/PoorDeadPeppermintShadyLulu-PoaIiRpn-qSPI7sX
Happy Birfmas precious boy Mocha!
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/DifferentFilthyGrasshopperSwiftRage-K7Q39HQ8TQR9MXNm
i love just putting the ferrett channel on while im just chilling, so its just low key playing on my tv when im home doing studies
Got that ferret ambience.
I was like "could they not ID which ferret Torch was chasing?" and then I opened it...
the biggest Ferret of them all!
Shaye has the best warm cuddly wardrobe choices.
what a chonker
Lol slinky is gushy goosh. But actually he's healthy weight. Not chonk.
(CW: photosensitivity)
found this in my phone dump
Lol that's so ferret
Got the ferrets on my projector on the wall cause the music is relaxing ๐
Sleepy birthday pup on the bed too
christmas baby play timestamp: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2335780834?t=2h22m48s
ferretsoftware went live on Twitch. Catch up on their Animals, Aquariums, and Zoos VOD now.
Kinda fitting that Thor has a ferret fursona
Nevermind. Twitch said the stream was running when it wasn't. had to close browser and reopen
Is one of the ferrets, bottom middle, humping one of the other one?
Seems to be ear chewing ๐ค
i've let them know, it's most likely ear crimes
Awesome, thanks. Possibly Beans influence ๐คฃ
maybe lol
And went straight back to ear crimes ๐คฃ
the others could get away if he get's to annoying. At least he don't cause damage. Beans would chase and/or drag them across the cage violently.
I think mildly annoyed is the current level ๐คฃ
Literally the cutest thing, I could watch Torch and Shaye play chase all day^^
torch loves shaye so much its so cute
Happy birthday pupper! ๐
You mean: Mocha's Birfmas Party ๐
Stealing this
It's so cute when ferrets that are getting playtime appear at the bottom of night cam to see the others ๐ป
Looks like Slinky has the best cuddle buddy in the world! And that couch be looking like House of the Dragons. I love dragons too! ๐
Of course itโs Peanut thatโs tumbling all the way down. Clumbsiness is her signature
He's so sweet with her, very bonded to her. They play and nap and even snack together (when she gets a snack, she takes his bowl out of the cage and puts it near her so he can snack too)
Slinky's new favorite toy
This one is great
not allowed to have ferrets in this country so I guess I'll live vicariously through you guys.
Become a ferret smuggler. Enjoy the slinkies in secret!
Luckily for the most part they tend to smuggle themselves
I think chat said Sai got jailed for biting noses through the bars
I smuggled this eepy boy out of the playpen putting them up for the night
It was indeed Kyo
Awwwww
Classic sai
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SpoopyCooperativePotDatSheffy-oNnLkYKUeQ5izz0e
He said that he would be object head if something.
But yeah, he is probably in denial ๐
I hope that toy didn't face the same fate as the crab toy.
Crab toy?
there was/is a plastic crab toy that walks around (its like a baby toy, makes noise/music./has lights)
they murdered it
I have a clip of it... somewhere
i know it's been out a few times
yeaah theres mr. crabs
#justiceforonion 
Every time ๐คฃ
Who was going after Shaye's feet at the end with Shaye pointing at them?
Also, I feel like a new gate will need to be installed cuz Onion is perfectly aware how to dismantle current one ๐คฃ
Babies are out
lmao, was pointed at and instantly went for a scritch like they are innocent
this video made me cry out of pure happiness heโs so DAMN HAPPY
Not Thor's ferrets, but is ferret I found on internet
Ferret chat so I put ferret here
I love this gif
Ferret as a name was taken on EU WoW Anniversary server, so I made a druid named Ferrรฉt ๐คฃ
Did Mouse get lost in action while Shaye placed everyone else in the cages? lol
She sometimes stays out a bit longer. Though once, I think it was her, she was so well hidden that they forgot about her.
I think she was eating when shaye locked everyone up, they tend to leave them to eat
yea a few months back she hid in the toys and then theres there found by vinny incident
is there a clip of the vinny incident?
i have no idea but ive heard mention of it, basicly found mouse in a toy bin
pepper found her, not vinny ^^
Was Mouse almost left out again? ๐คญ Also I see the babies had a nice salmon oil party lol (in the clip before)
i seent a snakeu
I think she was eating so Shaye leaves them then
Yeah that's fair, I just had to giggle at the idea of Mouse being so good at hiding she got left out again ๐
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mOA-ymFPmsc yt Algorithm recommended this again to me. I been watching over and over again for the last 2 minutes.
Watch the stream here:
https://piratesoftware.live
#Shorts #Ferrets #Positivity
House and ferrets would get along great.
House: "So you think the man has Plague?"
The Ferret he's holding: Hyperactively wiggling like the noodle he is and dooking
House: "I agree, let's check him for plague"
And then House puts the ferret down.
House: "Take care of Dr. Ferret. I need to go tell Wilson he's wrong about this."
Team: WTF?! How do we take care of a ferret?
It's never Mustela
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/PeacefulInquisitiveSeahorseOMGScoots-q8Ym65rxrPrgBtfh
Weighted blanket
.
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Submit your videos here: http://bit.ly/2iFnUya
Aw she caught food for her babies ๐ฅบ
I love how the first comment is just along the lines of "everyone say hello to hand hand brings food"but besides that adorable good ferret
Yup, also the ones talking about "look babies this is hand. Hand good!"
I tried to crop it to focus on it but that didn't seem to stay it's in the top left for anyone who can't find it
Toe beans for your viewing pleasure!
Thank you
I love it when they stick their toes out 
he loves his brother ๐ฅบ
Toe bean spam!
Thank you โบ๏ธ
I took this a couple days ago, was thinking of putting it on holiday cards next year ๐ญ
Omg look at them ๐ฅบ
I wanna join them
Suspicious cuddles
I had this random idea today that I'd like to see the stream ferret avatars do war dance ๐
They kinda do? Its more of a wobble but try typing !dance in stream chat
This makes me wish sometimes we could have a cage pov w/o nightvision
We used to but the darkness has been doing wonders for their health
They also dont hide when sleeping anymore
Fair, fair
Also, the motion of this ferret I found ๐ญ
https://fxtwitter.com/reach2506/status/1872394043994611749?t=zUtSPMwCCEDQh2jNsz5TVg&s=19
ไปๆใฎใ ใฎใฎๆงๅญใ2้ใธ่กใใใใจใขใใผใซใใฆใพใใ
It looks like theyre getting zapped D:
They also seem to like it enough for seconds? Weird baby
it kinda looks like theyre trying to wheel back/drag the wire away tho? might just be motor issues with some of their movements
Yeah and slippery floor
at least you can clean it up easy. In January one or more had fun digging the litter box during playtime and this happened: https://x.com/RiverMakes/status/1751527807057055842
I think its this, yea
i just turned on my third screen that the stream sits on and oh my god the genpop pile
They been piling up for so many hrs
Cuddle pile 
Same energy
https://fxtwitter.com/MaikoTakigawa/status/1872530596582543547?t=OzP3uemcg_ry-wkI5_rVAA&s=19
https://youtube.com/shorts/PmMi2oz6Uxo?si=DL5Z-Q6NBVpqklTg
ใพใๅงใใผใ๏ผใใชใใใงใใใผ๏ผ
Getting Over It - Ferret Edition
Watch the stream here:
https://piratesoftware.live
#Shorts #Ferrets #Twitch
my boy does this... albeit less gracefully
master of looking goofy
I just love how Beans just used Loki as a pillow
Idk why, reminds me of that Gimli laughing meme
Wdym less gracefully
It's the proud pose
I was taking more eepy pics and she woke up mid pic, caught her big yawn! ๐
Other ferret parents i need advice, how do you not snuggle the noodle babies and just let them sleep.... im struggling XD
feel free to snuggle but realize that they will come back and bite your ankles while youre trying to get stuff done as revenge
I just want to get one of those hoodies that have a pet pocket andd carry them 24/7
one of mine will always sleep at my feet while im working, its the cutest thing ever
Thats to cute!
I love that we have a whole channel just for this
Beef looked so different back then.. now he is one of the smallest boys ๐
My cat (mr pickles) is very interested in the ferrets
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ModernTenuousAxeRaccAttack-5M0XqrX6j7DQuwr7
That was adorable. Though I was so distracted by the best boi Henry that I didn't see it at first
Just an FYI if you see user Satinangel in ferret chat, it's usually the son of my other rescue friend, he is not underage (as in like, too young to have a twitch account) he is just on the spectrum so be nice
Had a chat with him the other day. Nice dude
He just folded in his hands ๐ญ
eepy Henry โค๏ธ
Eepiest boy
That was the cutest thing I've ever seen ๐ฅบ his little sprawled legs like LOVE ME
Sweet sleepy boy
Awwww
All I want in life right now is to curl up with sleepy Henry and absorb all his cosy, snuggly vibes

Oooof. Hard to watch. Found this video from about 3 1/2 ago of Sushi [brown] (our oldest sweetest baby who's now blind) and her sister Sugar [white] who passed in July 2022,
Didn't plan on getting all teary today!
I wasn't part of the comment back then but I know from everything I've seen you gave her the best life possible no matter how guilty you feel
(I'm sorry if this feels weird I just know finding pictures and videos of a passed loved one person or animal it's tough
maddie removed it and closed the cage so peanut can no longer stash
He's fine until he wakes up!
True that
and now to remeber how to add images to the wiki
ok, i figured it out. superbeans is now on his page
wow, beans has new hammock in his appartment and a second floor.
What did beans do
Beans does ear crimes
Did he bite someone's ear?
When he's awake, he will try to at least
Ohhhhh
Lmao, persistent
Added a glossary to the wiki. If you want terms added, feel free to add them or poke me. This page also contains some of the toys and the names the community has give them. Makes it easier for newer people to understand what we are talking about in chat.
https://piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/Ferrets/Glossary
Watch FerretSoftware's clip titled "Salt's escape attempt #4 prevented with squeeky toy!"
Is the other one Pepper? I like how that one seeks attention every time Maddie or Shaye stood up
A few apprently
i could add a ton of items xD
And then Salt won't stop trying
And then Salt won't stop trying
And then Salt won't stop trying
๐คฃ
honey pot, frog, leaf, rice pit, ball pit, hotel, tv, couch, spider (it has seen unspeakable things!), and much more ๐
I just setup the basis for it so we can work on it.
Poor spooder
it has: #ferretchat message
Whaduhell
Reminds me of that creature from old animated show
But idk the name of it in EN
The Groke
You sure its a spider toy...? ๐คฃ
I have added the spooder 
It has seen horrors
It def is, or at least was.. Now it's a spooder 
oh my god https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/DistinctArtisticStinkbugLeeroyJenkins-zLVbOWRFQYeUIwnk thank you aqua, i have never seen this clip
...I am pretty sure its a The Groke wannabe ๐คฃ
Is this how he was taught how to tube? ๐ฅบ
This was the way they tried to teach him to turn right. Before this he only took left turns. This is also where his nickname nascar driver comes from
Salt is utterly relentless lol
Salt attempted enough escapes they are their own row on the wiki
Lmao
I need moar Loki clips
also was before the MRI and they know he had brain damage. They thought maybe it would help.
And at the old house there was less space. At the new house Henry loves it when he has a lot of wide open space: https://clips.twitch.tv/ToughSpotlessSwordMingLee-IaIMBFMq8cj7XmVC
Wowwieeeee
He was so happy
Thats so adorable
look at him back in may compared to now. He can run way more stable, less flops + bonks.
I wonder how he'd react to being in a grass. Unlikely to happen I assume, just like to speculate
And more spinnies? ๐คฃ
i do belive he wasnt all that amused with grass
Oh, really?
Interesting
Awhhh
I like how you had that ready
You are scaring me sometimes

I love to see Henry happy and living life to the full.
"i had that in my browser history" ~aqua
No, your just a wizard
Literally summons the clips and posts
Are we sure Aqua isn't just some AI database?
i have my trusty database ๐
"touch grass"
If it was with Henry - gladly
at the pace aqua could creates clips i wouldn't be surprised ๐
Yea, aqua is just ai with the speed of id'ing a ferret
i legit asked before who was being a worm and with a second of looking aqua just said badger
also enjoy my very important addition to the new ferret glossary
I think that's typo at the end?
No, that goes to his wiki page
No?
Shouldn't it be "a lot"? ๐ตโ๐ซ
We need the point hole stuff added to the glossery @undone cape
Surrender your points to the point hole
This is not a cult
I been collecting mine to drop them all in one
I'll add a couple of my copy paste's ye, like the point hole one
Are you going to add ferret nicknames like tito and mimi?
Is Kitty going on the wiki page? (Or am I blind and she's there)
if they become a permant member of the rescue then yes, they get a wiki page
Ahhhh, thank you ๐
the nicknames are already added. You see them when open their pages.
Maybe @undone cape could add another List just for nicknames. Some of them have several nicknames as well and one giant List would get a mess in no time, i assume.
Also maybe we can add "mw-collapsible" to the class. Should make it easier for mobile users. Should be more pleasant for them to hide the lists since instead of having to scroll down all of it to the next one.
Um? What the hell??
I guess she didnt even make a sound for maddie to look up from her phone
yep, looks like hazel don't mind at all. Like no sound, poof tail or poop. They even continued normal play like nothing happened.
They did get her scruff...
@torn gorge who was the other one?
Im on phone screen atm so i didnt even try id
Who was even out? It looked like it was just those 2
there were a couple of genpop out, but they were the last two playing. Like real playing before and after the dragging.
Ill have to look in the morning on a bigger screen
You know how it is with those sables
yep
I mean, with Hazel being a waardy, not surprised she didn't make a sound
Longer clip if that helps identify: https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/ClearReliableYakBloodTrail-y8DJRhp7bdy6_yOR
Shaye says it looks like Louise
Louise has been obessed with putting the babies in their place and frequently targets them specifically. #CalledIt
Ahh I love Raft โค๏ธ
As per the chat in the ferret stream, my rack
So top to bottom, random parts on top of the black case. Black case is a proxmox case running off a very old Intel 4770k (yes 4th gen) that I used for random testing. Below that, work laptop that is work and only work. Below that, Unifi Dream Machine Pro, two mikrotik switches (one all 10gig, the other 1gig) and 1gig poe switch for cameras and access points, below that my actual desktop (5700x3d based) below that 20 bay hot swap truenas server.
Hella cool setup tho, I only got my normal rig no fancy pants stuff. Had a 1U server for a while (jet plane mode), but got rid if it, and my game server is now a normal small pc based on a 8th gen I5 (if i remeber correctly).
For me it was years of running a small sole trader IT company that supported schools and charities. I ended up accumulating tech to teach myself more. So now that runs our family home. The truenas even has a minecraft server for another online community, and another one for my daughter and her friends.
I run some different servers, but run inn to not having enough RAM, so I must choose based on what me and my friends played. I got 16GB in it now, and I have 8GB on the side, but not the slots for it, as it is a Micro-ITX system
You make do with what you can when it comes to tech if you are not fortunate enough to have a lot of money lying around. And it's amazing what you can make it do with some inginuity.
Anywho, I am off to shower, have a good one!
You too!
For now i'll leave the nicknames on their respective pages. We can take a look at it later, but for now I want to focus on just some terms and their toys
Added the collapsible to it
Done
I didn't expect you to make so many mistakes in one sentence 
all good. Was just a suggestion if we may add them to the glossary in future.
Tricky part with having information in 2 locations is they will start to deviate from eachother. One person will add something just to the ferret page where another will add it just to the glossary. This way both locations are out of date.
In general still a good suggestion, just needs to be implemented correctly
https://piratesoftware.wiki/wiki/File:Toys-Cloud-Bed.JPG is that just henry layed out im seeing?
I'm not certain, it might well be ๐
Quite the plop
all i see is pickle ๐ฅฐ
He's doing a sleep
pizza beast
Fur Noodle butt just...hanging out...
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/CleverCorrectEaglePartyTime-5GlnJFRP3ba7R8Zj
What is this topping?
sausage :)
idk who though, 90% of the ferrets are a mystery to me
a noodle
But what flavour
sable flavour
The eepy king has been released
That is a FANTASTIC mug lol
He was doing such a good eating sploot though ๐ฅน
Who is that? ๐ฅบ
Also, am I the only one that gets the urge to shake my head Henry-style whenever seeing him?
crooked tail with no t-shape is usually banana
What 3 headed monster is this?
did you take a screenshot with your phone? ๐
it is 3 headed and one tailed
the middle one is most likely Fig, because i saw him wandering around. Back looks like Rusty and at the one at front i dont know. Could be Loki, Banana or Bruce.
i think banana was running around earlier
is henry still sleeping on the rug all alone?
yes
aww, at least must be very comfy.
Figgy sploot
middle one is fig has just moved out
Oh, I see that now ๐คฃ
Its teep. Banana is much darker and has no mitts/bib
oh yeah, always forget teep. It's one of these four just by basic colors of face mask ^^
btw what is mitts/bib?
omg, i was looking at the frog picture and was like, where do you see the mitts and then realized you respond to the vacuum video ๐คฃ
yeah like said wasn't shure. Just saw a crooked tail and couldn't see much on my phone before. On my desktop i see it's way to light for banana, or Loki. And Bruce would be bigger, so i would've said teep as well ๐
She was easier to spot when she wasnt floofy cause she was sooo tiny
yeah, same with salsa
But you can also tell by the spunk
spunk?
Teep is probably the highest energy oldie
Henry needs cuddles too
What about Luna? She's pretty active (or was when she first joined at least)
unless Jinx joins oldies sometimes. But she's not an actuall oldie
Same with hawk or mocha
luna varies on a daily basis. Same with Rusty or Eddie.
Ferrets are cats that got too close to a blackhole
I have it playing on the tv, was easier to take a photo than load it on something else ๐
FOUR HEADED FROGGY HYDRA EMERGES
God they're adorable ๐
How do Thor & Shaye do anything non ferret related when this is happening?
Lots of experience 
and Shaye has to deal with their shit (literally and emotionally) that probably help alot
There was a Cowboy sploot!
Look at them peets!
Peeeeeeeeets
I love peeeeeets
best clip ever! ๐
Henry loving his floor mat
Aw one is nakey
Cowboys butt looks weird... ๐
He got a new pair of pants!
Cowboy is hung out to dry on froggy
This pinned comment is an absolute tease @jolly ledge . It looks like it says u can get ur own Henry. Clever way to catch someoneโs eye though ๐
Shaye took a pic of Cowboy all curled up.
https://x.com/RiverMakes/status/1873982236728676616
https://x.com/RiverMakes/status/1873984836173774995 < contains cute video
Dogs can be very relaxed while sleeping, but ferrets really take it one step further.
They always look like they're in complete sleep bliss.
No worries, no stress, just comfy.
Omg, that almost makes me want to join Twitter.
Shaye is LITERALLY the only reason I am on Twitter and Bluesky ๐
(the second one is a video btw, I will add this to the post as well)
i definately Shayes posts
Ferret clip of the day
https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware/clip/SecretiveMoralKittenKeyboardCat-FXFtMRhDuy0XT-vd
Shaye is going to have more adorable pics. The two hanging out of the frog bed are beyond precious.
And see the little nose peaking out on the left?
Cowboy was on the left
Adorable flopper ๐ญ


