streamchat

[subtle gate]

and here I though "it's wednesday ma dudes" was for the frog lovers

https://media.tenor.com/images/acfa404b0616740c45add9748e78e1e0/tenor.gif

[hushed mesa]

scam moment

[subtle gate]

https://tenor.com/view/stargate-sg1-juggling-gif-9686042

https://tenor.com/view/bitsy-dimwits-of-the-dimwood-legends-of-avantris-gif-7897298820541286949

https://tenor.com/view/thor-bounce-pirate-software-gif-16111763499026436208

[winter sierra]

ferret hype train!!!

go support the noodles!!!

it die

[blissful imp]

Kick posted this. there's a new change. Is this a good one? you can hide viewers now. https://fxtwitter.com/kick/status/2060221580932960764

KICK (@kick)

hide your viewers when you stream. only on kick.

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[tender field]

but why...

[dusky grove]

It has its pros and cons. Some people seek out certain viewercounts. Smaller streams tend to be more conversational and bigger ones seem more like a performance

[tender field]

Anytime I want to find a new streamer I go, "this streamer has a lot of viewers, I should check them out". Can't really do that when it's hidden...

[dusky grove]

Idk, it might help for raids? Idk

[blissful imp]

i'm pretty sure this addition is for the streamers not the viewers. Seeing the view counts can mess with people and distract them, so some people may want to disable it to make themselves feel better.

[blissful imp]

well if the viewer count is hidden for a raid on kick then yes it would help if a smaller channel gets raided by someone much bigger, but that's more of a "the chat is moving at light speed HOLY SHIT."

"SO MANY PEOPLE IN CHAT OH GOD."

[fresh ginkgo]

Always entertaining to witness

[junior jasper]

https://klipy.com/gifs/excited-dog-rmU

Thor Hates us ;_;

[restive grotto]

One of these days someone new is going to come in and ACTUALLY believe you.

[golden mirage]

Chat's stinkiness chases Thor away

[ocean agate]

i saw thor having a nightmare once.....

[boreal flower]

might also help with deincentivizing viewbots? or maybe it'll go the tumblr route, where ppl hide follower count, likes, etc to show themselves as 'real' compared to the bot blogs that leave everything default

so hiding viewer count would be similar in thought, you'll have to judge the streamer based on them and their chat interacting with each other, rather than a KPI that can be manipulated with bots

[fresh ginkgo]

WHERE STREM

[wicked schooner]

Stream delay 1 hr

[boreal flower]

announcement made

[fresh ginkgo]

Right after my comment

[golden mirage]

Thor trying to escape containment confirmed

[fresh ginkgo]

Wow XD

I have the dumbest timing sometimes

[vast idol]

no no, Thor is the containment.

[junior jasper]

Delayed as GRANPA Hates us ;_;

[junior jasper]

Containing @rapid scarab Yes

[rapid scarab]

I shall not be contained

https://tenor.com/view/cute-release-me-cat-cat-meme-trapped-gif-11361701592354281163

[vast idol]

this is ridiculous. is the meme that thor hates everything now?

[vast idol]

yes you will be contained... contained in this time loop full of bees!

[fresh ginkgo]

No just the usual "he hates <x> chat and has abandoned us!!" memery

Such as the more recent addition of clan chat being the TRUE neglected child of the chats

Since he always has it closed and thus can't even see it

[ocean agate]

what did yearjoy do

[odd musk]

Thor is Grandpa to chat

[junior jasper]

Yearjoy is our DAD

[ocean agate]

Thor is grandpa, Yearjoy is dad....this sounds like some timetravel multidimension stuff

[odd musk]

Yearjoy is the all father

[ocean agate]

true

[vast idol]

so is thor the all mother?

[ocean agate]

maybe Aunt

the all Ant since he did go to school for bugs

[vast idol]

the all aunt?

[odd musk]

anytime my brother starts talking about the taste of food I literally just tone him out because he's got the worst taste when it comes to food, he's a heavy cigarette smoker and then constantly complains things taste bland, metha

metalic or ashy

and Im like, that's smokers tongue. a common thing of heavy smokers where food tastes bland and ashy because their tastebuds have been damaged.

although i tone out half the shit he says because he talks entirely way to much.

[ocean agate]

i quit smoking, i hope i can get my sense of taste to heal at least a bit

[junior jasper]

For me it atleas healed some, but only smoked like 5 years so...

[ocean agate]

i smoked for like almost 20 years

[wintry coyote]

8 years smoke free here.

[ocean agate]

i think i am at 2, or so now....i have been craving one a lot recently.

[wintry coyote]

the cravings never comoletely go away. there just start being more good days than bad days.

[wintry coyote]

stay strong.

[ocean agate]

kinda easy for me to not smoke, i have no way of getting any

[wintry coyote]

this applies to addictions too.

[ocean agate]

this also applies to the cupcakes on my counter

[wintry coyote]

the ultinate addiction.

[restive grotto]

Can't be tempted by cupcakes if you eat them all.

[silent compass]

We have 777

[restive grotto]

[ocean agate]

7s confirmed

[blissful imp]

live

[carmine birch]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-running-away-running-escape-animal-gif-14844387

[sand crown]

Addiction do be hard
Source: https://www.tumblr.com/asimovsideburns/649158175067602944

Empty Words from an Empty Head

🔁 kiwivee

geekysteven

A Betazoid character who isn't in a nurturing profession, but is a tactical officer.

"Captain, I sense they know they're about to get their asses handed to them"

macko-99

Also, a Klingon character who is in a nuturing profession instead of tactical.

"You are a true child of Kahless for confronting your fears and I am honoured to have helped you."

asimovsideburns

Klingon therapist: the battle against mental illness cannot be won decisively. It is a long campaign against an enemy who never tires, whose forces swell to twice their size whenever you look away. Battle against a foe of such magnitude, who occupies your very mind… every moment you survive is a triumph against all odds. There is no more honorable combat.

-# #Star Trek #mine #my writing

Tumblr · Apr 22, 2021, 9:57 AM

[hoary pollen]

havent really said anything because thor is allowed to play and enjoy whatever he feels like, but my god i cant wait for the poe2 stream so we can be done with runescape

[nimble fractal]

he is safe now

[thick bear]

Sometimes I forget there is a 4th chat that Thor doesn't monitor while streaming. And this one comes with pictures

[junior jasper]

yeah thor hates us who are here ;_;

[thick bear]

Pretty sure Thor-chan is worse to Thor.

[odd musk]

Thor doesn't think my fun centaur facts are fun.

how rude

[foggy plover]

Uh, what is Google doing to search results??? 😄

[restive grotto]

None of your facts fall under "fun"

[odd musk]

Pigeons may be navigating with their liver.

[odd musk]

They are the funnest facts to ever fun fact.

[worthy ivy]

well... if they will use pigeons for rocket navigation then that's their issue... pigeons don't know when not to fire the rockets too early

[odd musk]

Pigeons also don't know not to press the "explode rocket" button. I still don't even know why we have that button.

[foggy plover]

The pigeon's liver knows where to navigate to because its liver knows where it is, and therefore needs to move to where it is not. Or something.

[odd musk]

the liver knows where it is by knowing where it is not.

[worthy ivy]

one thing they haven't considered is: can pigeon livers navigate in zero-g?

blocker spotted

[odd musk]

wut?

[foggy plover]

Pigeon livers spend their entire lives navigating 3d space and experiencing G forces during pigeon combat. Zero Gs aren't a problem.

[odd musk]

but what does "blocker spotted" mean?

[worthy ivy]

as in a blocker for the pigeon navigated rockets project

is a project management thing

which I have dabbled in whenever I've been able to get my hands on it in a work environment

good fun

[autumn blade]

here's the open source watch I'm working on turns out the font i was using was too small so i changed it so when words are active they are bigger to read and in roughly the same place as the word template so it keeps the aesthetic of the design

[worthy ivy]

until management spot you've elected to do a bunch of crap they didn't think of doing and made them look bad then they ask you to stop

[autumn blade]

i even reprogrammed it to correctly collect accurate time remotely and also tweaked it to auto change at BST and GMT, on top of that to save battery i programmed it to turn off the display between midnight and 7 am, calculations means battery will last 1 to 2 months between charges

[hushed mesa]

https://x.com/nasaspaceflight/status/2060164928472854821?s=46

NSF - NASASpaceflight.com (@NASASpaceflight)

Blue Origin's New Glenn just blew up at LC-36 while attempting to Static Fire ahead of NG-4.

https://t.co/tANS0dWyIH

X · May 29, 2026, 1:02 AM

It’s like actually horrifying

[hushed mesa]

WHAT TIME IS IT ????

[autumn blade]

the photo as taken earlier it says the time is twenty seven minutes past nine AM

[hushed mesa]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

https://tenor.com/view/math-teddy-writing-easy-hard-gif-9016309273752180756

[autumn blade]

word clock

i actually created the full watch design as a local html file that pulls the time from your computer and displays is on the word clock

before converting to e ink display version

[dusky grove]

So that explosion. Was that a manned rocket?

[autumn blade]

here's the current time screenshot

[frank hemlock]

Neat

[autumn blade]

not gonna lie i used claude to do the heavy work but the idea to implement the clock, the BST/GMT detection and the night time blackout on the watch was all me

[foggy plover]

Unmanned

[dusky grove]

Thank goodness

What was it trying to do? Like, where was it going?

[foggy plover]

Testing the engines. Static engine test. There was no launching in the test plan.

[frank hemlock]

... Eldritch horror

[autumn blade]

i've put my html word clock up on itch https://yokelabductee.itch.io/minute-accurate-word-clock

[azure finch]

Jacana Bird, it carries it's babies while it runs.

[restive grotto]

It looks like it has SO MANY LEGS.

[azure finch]

https://abcbirds.org/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/Fabio-Maffei-SS.webp

Also my favorite bird, the Potoo

They go from muppet to horror monster real quick

[restive copper]

I learned how to open photos on my phone with my implant, we do some silly stuff

[junior jasper]

i hope it was good meal

[odd musk]

I wonder if I can write out all my centaur facts into a book or if I'd get bored 3 pages in and then my brain goes to do something else.

[golden mirage]

Do it! Then send it to Shaye so she can read it to Thor. There will be no escape from the centaur facts!

[rapid scarab]

https://youtu.be/yh7S039PmWo?si=DqqGbuJfJAVt7pZX from my childhood

[quartz stream]

Someone needs to convince Thor to get the Goblin Shaman Skin for PoE2 when he plays

[fresh ginkgo]

No that's still muppet

[wicked schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-bird-gif-23899366

[tender field]

Happy Saturday chat!

[rare whale]

Happy Saturday Goblins

[subtle gate]

happy day

https://tenor.com/view/shoocharu-legends-of-avantris-uprooted-nice-dnd-gif-14401009190711707104

[steel lintel]

You guys think the Ferret Lord will have the energy to stream today?

[tender field]

I'm sorry but I read it as some kind of bet that would be on Kalshi XD

[steel lintel]

What's Kalshi?

[tender field]

It's the most stupidest thing. Prediction market

[brisk sparrow]

gambling

[steel lintel]

Of course it is lol

[tender field]

People can bet on random events

Like, "will this celebrity sneeze today"

[subtle gate]

like a drinking game but with money on the line

https://tenor.com/view/thor-bounce-pirate-software-gif-16111763499026436208

[sand crown]

SparklingSpite from YT here
I’m the one that does the timestamping for the past year. I would like know which format looks better and has great readability (the second one has made up info)

[restive grotto]

DEFINITELY the first one.

The spacing makes it readable.

[wicked schooner]

Yeah, i agree with golemancer

The left one is better

[river island]

Now that Thor hates runescape are we ready for some sweet poe2 action?

[restive grotto]

I can't believe thor would decide to hate runescape on a whim.

Threw away everything they had together.

[subtle gate]

I can't believe anything any of you guys say

[high canopy]

I think Lord Buckethead scared him away. Truly terrifying.

[river island]

Truly unfortunately

[restive grotto]

That is 100% fair, and probably the best option.

[river island]

The only way to use the internet

[coarse python]

dont. please don't.
please critical thinking is on sale for 3.99 rn please

[restive grotto]

Meet me in the GE, I can trim your personal thinking for 2000 gp

[wicked schooner]

You should totally buy armour trimming from a complete stranger

[coarse python]

general electric already does that, it's called a minigun

[subtle gate]

I was gonna say Armour trimmer sounds special kind of stupid

[distant rapids]

Goblins will Goblin

[wicked schooner]

Oh the critical thinking economy is in shambles

[distant rapids]

You can buy critical thinking on temu for .3 dogecoin

[subtle gate]

is critical thinking one of those hip new NFTs

[coarse python]

they're handing out advantage in your inspiration now [expletive]'s [expletive]ed

[distant rapids]

Yep, i heard it's even made to order in microslop paint

[restive grotto]

I always hear people talk about ms paint, but what about mr paint?

[coarse python]

NFT: Noggin For Thinking
or something idk im not a chiurgeon

[wicked schooner]

What a steal

[coarse python]

she took the surname in the divorce

[subtle gate]

I've devovled to AI worship music

[coarse python]

"you could make a religion out of- no, don't" /ref

[wicked schooner]

In todays age of AI psychosis, i wouldnt be too surprised

[subtle gate]

all worship seems to have that drunken stager back and forth. I've found fast paced worship but it mostly hovers around sleepy feels

then comes the AI worship and takes the exact phrasing of the old hymns and puts an electic guitar to them and speeds them up

[coarse python]

i feel like you could
do that in fl studio instead of
succumbing to the abominable intelligence

[subtle gate]

I don't even know what FL Studio is

[coarse python]

oh by the omnissiah hold on

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FL_Studio

[subtle gate]

https://youtu.be/64K7HmLM54Y?si=1KBlbryVd5o1nKNK

original

and now what the ai does with it

https://youtu.be/FBJffio8ZeQ?si=uxZoPMcjS_HEfEAD

[coarse python]

oh boy is that even the correct latin for that

[subtle gate]

[coarse python]

it's not even human stock vocal
why

also i think this is might be heresy idk im not a theologian

[subtle gate]

go on

[coarse python]

well something about it being created by a machine and not by man, and therefore a disgrace to god's creations or whatnot
idk im 1. an outsider to this faith and 2. not going to start a theological dispute

[subtle gate]

there's something to be said about people being the ones to make the content instead of just ripping it from some long lost generation and puting "new wine in old wineskins"

which is for all intents and purposes going beyond AI itself and having a problem with the fact that we don't seem to have originality at all

[coarse python]

you could also argue that because genAI takes so much content without the artist's consent for training it violates whatever commandment is "don't steal"
again, outsider, i don't have them memorized

[restive grotto]

Remember guys, no religion.

[subtle gate]

yea yea

[river island]

Only The cult

[golden mirage]

Does Pastafarianism have an exemption to the no religion rule?

[subtle gate]

the universal streamer no religion no politics rule that even my name seems to violate

[coarse python]

i feel like we can't make exceptions to the rule, even if the owner of the server is an ordained member

[restive grotto]

This is the rule. If you have to ask, I'd stick away from the topic.

[coarse python]

or something roll the relevant yt short

we depart from this topic to bring you
whatever is going on with helldivers 2 right now [not my photo]

[golden mirage]

wtf is that? Is that a Tron crossover?

[coarse python]

they tried to do upscaling i think
and arrowhead's primordial curse made it do this

[wicked schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-democracy-helldivers-2-helldivers-ii-democracy-helldivers-gif-10225928630350865009

[restive grotto]

I can't WAIT for the wh40k warbond.

[coarse python]

also an issue, also not my photo

[silent compass]

i dont even play hell divers and Im excited for it

[exotic forge]

Also the fact that AI steals content without the user's permission and consent

[wicked schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/brother-space-marines-brothers-to-battle-brothers-40k-gif-215655289605847229

[restive grotto]

I'm gonna spend ALL of my money on it.

[coarse python]

honestly i know it's a longshot but give me some admech stuff
like skitarii super-light armor with servo assisted or something

[restive grotto]

I want some kind of a mech skin

I wanna stompy around in a wh mech

[subtle gate]

I heard that as Mexican and now I want tacos

[carmine sierra]

Have you seen the upcoming Darktide class? 😛

[coarse python]

y e s

[carmine sierra]

I probably will still devote my life to Zealot, but my roommate is incredibly happy to get some admech rep

[coarse python]

time to become a walking nuclear hazard

[carmine sierra]

[vernal stone]

If Thor delays stream chat gets glue

[restive grotto]

We got 7s

[cyan vapor]

Good Mo-
No stream announcement?
PANIC

[silent compass]

he hasnt started yet

announcement usually pops when he goes live

[coarse python]

Damn you automation and your reliance on causal time

[restive grotto]

And he doesn't even post 7s until midnight:15 at the latest.

[golden latch]

Thor is dead how could this have happened. he was so young

[restive grotto]

wrong end of the 12 hour clock

[subtle gate]

ancient?

https://tenor.com/view/shoocharu-legends-of-avantris-uprooted-dnd-gif-17634627048035660670

[golden latch]

Hey buddy im youth-filled

[coarse python]

The dice say: kidney [become] stone

[patent creek]

so sad... and on his bday too

[cyan vapor]

He lives

[golden latch]

Its a miracle

[coarse python]

Damn I need to try harder next time

[blissful imp]

E

[subtle gate]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-hell-gif-18853369

[wicked schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/shoocharu-legends-of-avantris-uprooted-animation-abstract-gif-12039982209439219161

[ocean agate]

Coming to play PoE.......?

[restive copper]

Join us, come dive into hell

[silent compass]

i have no time

believe me id love too, but 0 time.

[subtle gate]

I had a feeling that was the case egg

[subtle gate]

https://tenor.com/view/kyucei-qivelys-gif-22038442

[blissful imp]

JESUS

[subtle gate]

what?

what'd I do?

[blissful imp]

not you

[subtle gate]

oh ok

[silent compass]

yeah, shes girthy

[restive grotto]

beeg game

[blissful imp]

i haven't purchased it yet btw. its free until june 1st, so i'm gonna test it.

mainly to see if i can run it.

[restive grotto]

Fair plan.

No reason to buy it yet if you don't need to.

[subtle gate]

biggest game I'm seeing in my library is Elite Dangerouse with 53 GB and I uninstalled it after a few minutes of being absolutely clueless with the controls

[silent compass]

Poe2 is my largest on steam, followed by FO76

[restive grotto]

mh wilds is just bigger than poe2

[subtle gate]

sounds like Thor forgot his people again

[blissful imp]

Especially if its going to be free at 1.0

Like, Why spend money as it'll be free eventually

[worthy ivy]

the juice is definitely worth the squeeze

[wintry coyote]

i got it for free since i've bought so many PoE1 supporter packs.

[worthy ivy]

but flight controls are admittedly... nebulous

like Strike Commander back in the 90s

by the time you could play that game you basically knew how to fly a real plane

it's only a fiver on GoG!
https://www.gog.com/en/game/strike_commander
go buy it and play it and you too can have to learn how to fly a real plane to play a flying game

[rapid scarab]

like a golve

[hushed mesa]

Extra gift

[silent compass]

oh no

[rapid scarab]

hahaha

[blissful imp]

How does one take gems off of weapons? i got a better weapon but can't equip it due to requiring 2 gems

https://tenor.com/view/hello-you-there-anyone-there-peek-goofy-gif-6267478940004875320

[blissful imp]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

15 minute downtime

[lament sun]

https://indomit.github.io/progress_knight_2/

for whoever feeling number go up, good

[pearl frigate]

I HAS PROOF

he said "my cat"

[tender acorn]

How about this? 🤖

[tribal nest]

...

excuse me?

[tender acorn]

yeah, need about 550gigs free to install

[tribal nest]

what the hell

how

[tender acorn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hyperrpg-malikabdayhyperdrive-over-the-garden-wall-rpg-brandon-winfrey-ekv45izCuyXkXoHRaL

no compression...

[worthy ivy]

each map contains it's own copy of all the assets it uses
because reasons

[tribal nest]

why

[lapis flame]

theyre abusing Unreal Engine

[hushed mesa]

Reasons

[tribal nest]

If it works, it works I guess

[tender acorn]

well, noone says you need to have all the maps installed 😄

[hushed mesa]

DOES it work?

[wicked schooner]

Optimizations? Whats that?

[tender acorn]

well, its slightly better with Ascended 😁

[lament sun]

i wonder if that could be fixed with symlinks

[mortal yacht]

https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/StrongTrustworthyGoblinOpieOP-174jwAoQff__3j7M

mo proof

[fresh ginkgo]

Thor co-parent to Meatball confirmed 👍

[distant rapids]

I KNEW it

[bright ivy]

Best stream yet

[terse pelican]

he re-invented the TikTok Brainrot Meta

[subtle gate]

might need you to teach me that one

cause like I said the controls are why I got rid of it

[feral edge]

man, I have a pretty high fever and passed out while listening to the stream and for the past few hours in my fever delirium dreams I've been chased by a horde of honeypot ant Thor's going "why hello" over and over again

[slim bluff]

So I was just chilling and watching the stream, and was changing the volume on the player, when I noticed that the logo for my LastPass plugin was showing up around the volume slider. I thought that was really weird, so I clicked on it.

I'm pretty sure that icon only shows up where there is a text input field

Why is there a text input field to enter the decimal percentage of the volume slider?

[junior jasper]

Yes Tixea is really good

[lament sun]

GOAT - Magnifying glass feature on windows

you can almost see the damage numberidoos

[junior jasper]

Probalby need to do same so i can check real streamer

[quick rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1037106921452351528/1509617368417046718/ezgif.com-cut.gif

[tender acorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1211669431697285200/1493290877534081134/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_3.gif

[quick rapids]

Maid Thor DOES exist

[livid nacelle]

Loot from 99 mining from shooting stars...

I have a lot of gem cutting ahead of me.

[worthy ivy]

you will need a joystick
just a cheap one with a load of buttons on it

on the keyboard I had A and D set to strafe
W and S for upwards and downwards
then slapped the throttle on a couple joystick buttons
if you haven't got yaw on your joystick you can bind yaw left and right to Q and E which is reachable enough when you need it

all the flight-assist and weapons and toggles and things you need on the fly you can slap on the joystick buttons

everything else I just had a list of keyboard shortcuts written down on a bit of paper and played fumble about in the dark on an unlit keyboard looking for the "l" key 🤣

but the default keyboard bindings for keyboard and joystick are ass iirc, you'll definitely get on better if you remap them to something that works for you

[odd musk]

I have enough points to get another TTS next stream. Muhahahahahaha

[tribal bloom]

#.JustCentaurThings

[odd musk]

I feel like because of my centaur facts, I do am becoming a cryptid, since I have heard about people telling other people about "the centaur lady" and it's spreading outside of containment.

[golden mirage]

Fae viking centaur lady princess

[minor nymph]

https://x.com/PirateSoftware/status/2060810278913339485

Pirate Software (@PirateSoftware)

@crashoverride He was watching on both Kick and Twitch you absolute melon.

X · May 30, 2026, 7:47 PM

[tender field]

How does someone interpret that as botting lol

[split tulip]

if that the case then I'm also "inflating" the ferret views

[tribal bloom]

Because they were just looking for "proof" of what they already believed.

[split tulip]

"kick staff does dastardly deed: watches a streamer in two tabs"

the horror

[blissful imp]

Guy is trying to say that because there's a lack of chatters on the kick side(and i guess twitch as well????) that Ethan is botting thors streams on both platforms.

the worse part is the people in the replies of that tweet. Someone @'d Eddie saying to fire Ethan

[tribal bloom]

Same guy in response:

My point still stands.
No it doesn't. Your only proof thor bots is vibes and the evidence you just found was completely bollox.

[odd musk]

did you know we are closer in time to the T-rex than the T-rex is to the stegosaurus?

[tribal bloom]

The only "point" the guy has is the one he uses to pick his own nose

[tribal bloom]

Timescales are SUPER crazy

[odd musk]

Cleopatra, the one we all think of even though their wws like what 12 of them? anway, she's closer to the first iphone than she is to.the creation of the pyramids of giza

[tender field]

Looked at this guy's twitter bio. Dude calls himself "bot police" but gives zero technical insight lol

[tribal bloom]

Yeah, the egyptian kingdoms were a period of around 3000 years. It's crazy

[split tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-blart-mall-cop-kevin-james-gif-7719775814221206850

[blissful imp]

Funnier part. i'm pretty sure his twitter pfp and banner is genai.

ironic

"bot police"

uses ai

[split tulip]

most definite. now have some non AI art to cleanse your eyes: https://fxtwitter.com/suzushiro333/status/2060653200747934145

すずしろ (@suzushiro333)

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[tribal bloom]

How much you want to bet they inflate their follow count too?

[odd musk]

They're the bot police and use bots to police people

[tribal bloom]

Man, for some reason that makes me want to rewatch black lagoon

[blissful imp]

i was gonna say. i wouldn't be shocked if the follower count was botted

https://tenor.com/view/irony-gif-5136634

[odd musk]

What's the over under on this person using bots to attack streamers they don't like?

[sand crown]

@restive grotto @wicked schooner Thanks for the feedback! I used the first one during Indiecember and drafted the second one after seeing it used frequently in other’s videos. I had a feeling the second was too condensed but I felt I needed to ask around before I axed it.

[odd musk]

One of these days Thor will have to make a short of one of my centaur facts. He can't run forever

[junior jasper]

how we could help for it

[blissful imp]

just noticed this, but the guy has a community on twitter called "bot police" and it uses genai as its logo. it has 38 members...

[odd musk]

37 of them are bots

[junior jasper]

make it nice round 40

[tribal bloom]

Their website REEKS of "We are building a service that we can monetize later"

[fresh ginkgo]

I have once more refined my analogies for my preference in guidance when I'm lost on something:

I don't need someone to draw me a map, just tell me a few landmarks and point me in the general starting direction

[serene valley]

what's the service? go harass a streamer you think is botting with 0 evidence?

[tribal bloom]

Effectively yes. They advertise an "auditing" service so that advertisers can "make sure they're getting real viewers for their ads"

[brisk sparrow]

bruh

[limpid cloak]

That reminded me about somebody that tried to claim that Thor uses viewbotting because at the start of the stream there was already 500 people

Imagine having a steady schedule of streaming and Discord with announcements if stream is not happening

[tribal bloom]

TBF, streamers are notoriously tardy

[coarse python]

Ah yes the needle moves from 3.1k viewers to 3.6k
...Actually that's a fair amount

[tribal bloom]

True, but that's just twitch making vibe coders look competent

[brisk sparrow]

also people go to stream before it starts

[serene valley]

how do you audit that other than just.... illegal activities or something

[tribal bloom]

Oh, I was referring to how during ads the viewership swings like 15-20%

[brisk sparrow]

oh thats just twitch being twitch

[coarse python]

This just in: every program has spaghetti code, billions must bugfix

[limpid cloak]

Yeah, that can be a lot of ways how it counts, like these 15-20% maybe using adblock or twitch just exclude from viewership users that don't have stream in active window

[tribal bloom]

I'm aware spaghetti exists, it's just that with twitch it has this kind of "Shrodinger's Bug" where you are never quite sure if somethings are a bug or a feature

[limpid cloak]

And since twitch will never explain how they're counting that, it always will be a hot topic

[jolly sky]

This "Crash Override" fellow gives the real Crash Override a bad name

https://tenor.com/view/hackers-floppy-disks-quick-draw-hack-the-planet-hackers-movie-gif-26760814

[round plover]

The internet is a horrible place, I hate it 90% of the time nowdays

if at least there was an attempt at providing some coment with some substance

but nah

I guess I am just old, I should reenable my custom browser extension

[tribal bloom]

The internet was always a horrible place. It's just that it used to be more isolated into a billion little communities instead of everything being cross-pollenated by social media sharing links and tourists hopping between communities

[jolly sky]

I like the small internet.

I hate Big Internet

[round plover]

small interenet was co0ol

I miss the days of people ahveing a blog about their cat and small communities about a very niche thing like "fans of rubiks cube in this very small town"

it was great, people had passion when talking about things

now it is just word vomit

[tribal bloom]

It was cool. The communities were all small and tight enough that if oyu had a rabble rouser, they'd just get kicked out and you'd never see them again

[round plover]

and napalm

In a distant past I would fight these kind of people with insanity, but I am too old and too tired right now

[tribal bloom]

Mood

[subtle gate]

someone seems excited to see Factorio come back up

it looks like a good game to be fair

[slim bluff]

Thor should just start the stream with Factorio open, and close it almost immediately like he had the wrong window open by accident. And then never address it.

[thick ledge]

He did that with graveyard keeper

[exotic forge]

Early 2000s internet was cool

[indigo wadi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qujlPbKNBdY&pp=ugUEEgJlbg%3D%3D

Free D&D content stonks on the rise

[subtle gate]

I decided to sit back and enjoy the chaos till 1945 here's what we got so far

1936 start by the way

[indigo wadi]

what this

[subtle gate]

Hearts Of Iron 4

Ahistorical

[brisk sparrow]

second brazilian republic?

wha happened to the first

[subtle gate]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-meme-shrek-good-question-good-question-gif-7176451729184982026

[indigo wadi]

is it on xbox by chance?>

[subtle gate]

wouldn't know

[subtle gate]

love the dynamic of SSSR and Unitary Canada but we look at the almost completely normal Brazil

[brisk sparrow]

I mean you can do them as well but thats what i saw first

[subtle gate]

I have to give props to the Sultinate of Aussa for staying alive this long since they usually end up getting rolled by Italy while it's still 1936

[brisk sparrow]

I also just saw

[subtle gate]

they definitly have a problem on their hands

[subtle gate]

communist britain just invaded Fascist France

[brisk sparrow]

im sorry what

[subtle gate]

hopefully people read that as in game like I mean

[indigo wadi]

amazing

[brisk sparrow]

good to see ireland is unified

[subtle gate]

[brisk sparrow]

I do like how most of europe is different
and then theres poland

[indigo wadi]

it's always poland

why is it always pokand

[subtle gate]

absolute chads over there decided not to do a civil war this time

Somehow Japan arrived...

[brisk sparrow]

WH

whered france go??

also belgium got some too

and germany took the netherlands

[subtle gate]

germany got involved at somepoint

[subtle gate]

not big suprise

one peace conference later and I don't know where to begin so here have Africa...

there is now a communist France a Fascist France and France

Switzerland is just in the middle like nothing matters

[brisk sparrow]

neutral as usual

[brisk sparrow]

"commune of the sudan"

what the hell is that one

[subtle gate]

that's Britain having gone Communist and releasing all their land as puppets

[brisk sparrow]

ah

anything over in the americas?

[subtle gate]

Catholic mexico since the communist version decided to declare war on me

[brisk sparrow]

why is communism so popular in this world

[subtle gate]

I took a chunk

then theres this guy

I wonder if it has anything to do with the SSSR

no that's just a conspiracy theory

well that is a pickle

[brisk sparrow]

what even is the sssr

[subtle gate]

not sure if it's left or right opposition to Stalin but I think their the version that's aggressive

[gray fable]

Super Soviet Union republic? Idk

Wait that doesn’t work

Uh

I got nothing

[odd musk]

Supreme Socialist Soviet Republic.

but seriously it's the USSR but using the russian words Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublic

United soviet socialist Republic. USSR.

So they are not in opposition to Stalin, they are the country that Stalin controlled

I spent a lot of time studying both the spring and October revolutions and the Soviet Union.

[tender field]

PIGS!

I'm hyped

[cyan vapor]

but also
PIGS

[blissful imp]

https://tenor.com/view/falily-guy-oink-coolioty-gif-3576744573749551149

[vernal stone]

What is Pigs?

[blissful imp]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[cyan vapor]

a ligma

[vast idol]

its a farm of pigs

[restive grotto]

show.games

wait, discord doesn't recognise that as an actual link

[tender field]

Thor is promoting the new Animal Farm movie /s

[blissful imp]

NO.

there are only 2 versions of Animal Farm. the book by Orwell and the original 2d animation

[tender field]

I know. The new one is shit

[vernal stone]

Thank you that answered my question.

[quartz shell]

https://tenor.com/view/eheh-eheh-eheh-weird-laugh-laughing-lol-haha-gif-15006248

[blissful imp]

there's also the 1999 live action version, but its not that good either

[patent creek]

https://tenor.com/view/today-cancelled-gif-12986446

[cyan vapor]

no bed, go be creative

[vernal stone]

No bed but because it's actually bedtime.

[restive grotto]

In leu of stream, all goblins are required to go do something creative.

Make a thing.

Even if that thing is food.

[cyan vapor]

you can keep the timezone bed pass, the rest go do things

[tribal nest]

Or go study if you have exams coming up

[odd musk]

I've already been doing something creative, but I have to wait right now for thing to dry

[restive grotto]

If you've completed the assignment already you are excused from class.

[jolly sky]

I will uh, "make bears"

[tender field]

Since it's Sunday, I'm gonna watch a 3 hour movie

[serene valley]

Thats at least 1 hour of entertainment

[odd musk]

you know, I also use a heat gun and a blowtorch to dry things in a certain way, and get some texture and color.

And I just realized that what I am doing is essentially just a really wet paper mache xD

[restive grotto]

[blissful imp]

huh???

Who's Stimulating ferrets

[elder scaffold]

https://youtu.be/loI_lPLSZxY

[coarse python]

Oh yeah that's a good reference

[odd musk]

this current layer needs to dry more than the others since it had the most amount of water, which I didn't premix with the glue or the paper, but pouring the glue all over the paper, then pouring water over it so it created peaks and valleys, then used my hands to mix it a bit and exxaggerate those natural lines caused by the water. And to everyone else around me it looks like I'm just making a mess =D

[blissful imp]

what reference?

[coarse python]

https://youtu.be/wvEwUrfIusA

From "Animal Weaknesses"

Look there are evolutionary tradeoffs to becoming mammalian string

[jolly sky]

....this likely is just a play on the thread joke. Don't take it seriously.

[blissful imp]

it was a reference to the video posted above.

[jolly sky]

Which video? You didn't reply to the post nor gave any context

[worthy ivy]

I might have seen the live action one? kinda sux iirc
and I ain't seen the new one but ngl it don't look too promising
the CIA version is goated though

[worthy ivy]

always

[blissful imp]

#streamchat message

[wicked schooner]

https://youtu.be/BXA5r8LOBPo