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is PLA NET like Skynet?
777
Wow I accidently clicked the stream from yesterday and Thor called me a boomer
sky net..... i think you mean sky nut, and that is owned by twitter
So are you?
Xennial
get off my lawn
being on some ones lawn implies you where touching grass......
unless its astroturf
my moms house had fake grass, they made the front lawn into a mini golf thing....it looked ugly
Plant mint instead, you'll never have grass again
Thats evil.
I petition to plant mint in the lawns of the people who want to use hundreds of gallons of water during a public safety fire crisis
no, those people deserve kudzu vines. Mint would smell too nice
Fair.
Nothing shall remain, not trees, not houses, no remnants of man
Also I raise: mint becoming the background tone
...please tell me you were just joking...
That's punishing their neighbors more than them
Unfortunately the entire point of invasive species means that there isn't a native "overgrow the lawns and return it to normal" plant
So we had to counter the invasive lawn grass with something worse
True, it punishes everything.
Oh ogd, I forgot to go grocery shopping.
I just realized that I have no food in my house.
Hide me from mirror.

Quick, order pizza before she finds out!

I think the film speed's off sync
Worst part is I run a 10 hr graveyard shift, so I won't be able to go grocery shopping for 8 more hours.
Thor either drew the big dipper or little dipper
that's a medium dipper if i ever saw one
It's not the little dipper, it's average. 
"nothing to be ashamed of"-dipper
Oh should we call you Lil Broter-Uncle
PoE2 Patch Notes
Still feel like Thor would love Inkshade. So good.
@rapid scarab Kick on Firefox atm vs Kick on a Chromium browser. i use Helium.
ooo interesting
Just noticed this. It's not exactly broken, but the buttons are all over the place with BTTV lol.
Someone ping that to Thor for me, twitch is failing and Kick won't create an account
there seems to be some issues
exactly
with the 7tv app
Twitch has pushed some changes that break the Stable & Nightly versions of the 7TV Extension. While the devs work on resolving this, you can use the new extension which does not have this issue. https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/7tv/lppmekppnliemjclknbagdhoocikieoi , https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/7tv-new/
this was a post 12 hours ago
things might have changed
I have BTTV not 7tv
i use FFZ on firefox and things are normal as they were i haven't notice any issue
the buttons might be a zoom thinghy issue
@tender field
sometime browser have options for you to configure how a site should appear, and to override the site settings. In some cases that might lead to missplaced stuff
nope, not a zoom issue. here is a fullscreen one
no
That one thing in the video for that Motorslice game that he just showed on stream kinda reminds me of the thing in this old video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow
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A monstrous, titanic killing machine the likes of which the world has never seen!
A horrific leviathan of unimaginable power designed with merci...
ahh, a true classic
Absolutely love Rimworld. And love reading new player experiences.
Seems fine to me in BTTV?
Using the Greasemonkey userscript version of BTTV on Firefox.
(Switched to the Greasemonkey userscript a while back because it updates faster than the browser extension version does, and there was an update that I didn't feel like waiting for.)
oh, it's an easy fix. I've enabled the extra emote menu for browsing 7tv and other emotes. You seem to have disabled it.
This is new
Love Rimworld. Just started a new playthrough after not touching it for a few years and picked up the Odyssey DLC. Absolutely insane lol
Nice
Correct soda enjoyer
Sadly they dont sell them in my country 🥲
its a can how does it smell?
weird
maybe is because is european food law sanctioned dr pepper
but doesnt taste like anything
Try smelling the coconut Dr. Pepper. It smells aggressively of coconut
we dont have that here
uh oh.
are you feeling ok?
yeh
because loss of taste sounds familiar
its on spanish but here
my bet is that its european Dr Pepper
doesnt have anything going on the ingredients but "flavor"
aha. they changed the formulation
its worse
replaced glucose with sucralose
people are saying it tastes less sweet and also watered down
Significantly less carbs in it too lol
european coca cola is supposed to be pretty good i hear especially the spanish one
it is I guess
never had an outside one
I miss a shop that existed here that sold american imports
closed with the pandemic
they had coffee monster
oof
I checked up and a single botte of ovaltine was 15 bucks the shipping
yea luxury goods have become super cheap. and basic goods are super expensive now...
Steak is cheaper than ground beef at my local store. It's crazy
Yeah, that's wild.
@minor nymph https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/9e5517bca992ff35133f519db15eb456d2183251
Only 190? ........... I might have a problem.
Twitch is le-broke, No Chat window
update your 7tv
That's just weird, Removed and added it again and now it works
Ah, I have the bttv/7tv/ffz emotes all turned off in mine, just showing the native emotes.
no
or
for you?
I mainly use it for things like the highlights, highlight pings, showing deleted messages, auto-claim for points, autojoining raids, auto-expanding the channels in the sidebar, stuff like that.
Also to not autoplay things like frontpage, offline page videos, or "recommended" vods.
What cursed images are here
@minor nymph has the weekend until I start making a Thorkachu..... It will be posted.
I cast whiskers dude
What the hell is that xD
just a guy on Reddit
I feel bad for that dude
temu robotnik
his chin has bettter whiskers than his top lip
just trying to make Thor know that it can indeed get worse
I was thinking the EXACT same thing XD
THIS IS A WONDERFUL @minor nymphkachu!
XD
That's not my TTS, this is....
So unless that one that JUST GOT POSTED AND READ AT THE SAME MOMENT was a duplicate...
wtaf i'm confused and thus grouchy lol
Yeah, I did a TTS on kick earlier and it hasn't played yet but a new twitch one did
YAY WE FIXED IT
kick had a thing
O
This place has irreversibly turned me into a goblin no matter where I am
YES
THORTAGNAN!
Who's that pokemon?
It's Thorlem?
Think it's OK to post my actual business in #ads ?
As long as it's in #advertising and not a scam, you should be fine.
DAMMIT i can't say fck

my mortgage payment isn't a scam lol
well ok yes it is 'cause fck the house lending system or whatever
but my business is real and I have "half-now, half on delivery" client receipts as proof lol. 
TAKE THAT, AUTOMOD lol
was that anything you could see, golem? lol
As long as you're advertising your business and not a go fund me, you're ok.
as a hobgoblin i mean
The invention of mortgages allowed housing prices to keep going up
I would entirely leave out the part about the mortgage
yes it's a real business, real website, real facebook, real gmail, etc.
Then you're fine
enjoy
What did I miss in the stream today?
I heard Thor ate an entire Elf on stream
Ew gross, doesn't he know elves are such lean and gamey meat, must have been an awful experience
i guess it was worth it, since chat started shiting and screaming "youll ruin your keyboard"....it was kinda messy
from what i hear
im not saying it happened, thats just what i heard
Stream end early?
yes, Thor had to sleep
he has to have time to update his drivers before making a trip
Driving drivers <.<
He's in washington too right? Man his schedule is unique
are you not in the US? i am curious because i was wondering if stores outside US dont stay open late/all day
In Sweden, There are few stores that are open 24/7, but it's rare, Most close at 9pm or 10pm generally, Gas Station stores tend to close around 11pm IIRC
I'm in canada which is comparable. I think most stores outside of groceries close at around 7pm
he has to drive later on
and dude didnt sleep since noon yesterday
oh ok. that explains a bit i guess. i know before covid at least in california places would be open till like 11PM or even as late as 1-2 AM. so it wasnt really strange for people to have sleep schedules sleeping mid day. then you would also have overnight stocking/distribution jobs too
There are places that are still 24/7.
Also, why are husky farts so damn toxic like a chemical weapon went off holy crap
because husky's are born with the colons of old men
https://x.com/Helldivers_NOW/status/2057679388918046832?s=20 warhamer warbound leaked :3
Missed the chance to make it a Chainsaw Sword Hammer as a meme
yeh but thas not a warhammer
yes. the old ones had issues with pathfinding.
put a bunch of bus drivers on a bus in the passenger seats and one passenger who has never driven a vehicle before in the driver seat of the bus and let's see what happens
lol, apparently Kick didn't even have DRM enabled initially... I just returned to my PC... and I saw this notification. 
||get stick bugged lol||
I can't believe Thor hates us so much he chose to sleep instead of streaming, can't believe it
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Saw this in Gaming-general. the ToS for Subnautica 2 was updated. the weird stuff that was forgotten about was removed.
Happy weekend chat
I cannot type the name of this cute rom-com anime because of automod...anyway
There is a scene where this girl teases a tough looking guy by wearing a disguise. He doesn't recognize her at all at first, but then looks at her all the "muscle groups" and stuff and they all seem familiar.
Like... how do they come up with this stuff XD. I could never write something like that
Theres one anime im planning to watch called ramparts of ice. Its about a girl who wants to socialize with others. But because she has an anti social look to her, people tend to avoid her.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NXhYsJFZ8bE
"The Ramparts of Ice" premiers on Netflix on April 2.
https://www.netflix.com/title/82031883
Koyuki Hikawa is a socially withdrawn student who keeps an emotional wall between herself and others. The only person she spends time with is her childhood friend, Miki Azumi. One day, Koyuki's quiet life is disrupted when a boy named Minato Amamiya ine...
Might be a weird take, but I've never been able to enjoy any Netflix exclusive anime because they just use the subtitle from the english audio.
Oh i dont use netflix lol
Its just the trailers they put out that inform me of new anime coming out
makes more sense than baki writers
they're probably doing drugs that haven't even been invented yet
It's not "coming". It's airing right now
So, I do this thing where I try one episode of every new anime, trailer is not enough. I didn't quite like the vibe of it.
BTW. You have to watch this anime
Looks cool
Magic only exists in this world because you can "draw it". No one needs mana
Speaking of drawing spells
Plus the animation is fantastic
wait i think i heard of this
either you "cheat" to become powerful and use stamps and drafting tools
or you actually just can draw that well
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Very cute puzzle game about solving picross to draw spells
CHARM STUDIES is a lo-fi picross game about young witches studying magic. you play as cassia, an airheaded girl who's currently failing charms class... luckily, senna has agreed to tutor her! the only problem is she's not very nice... can these two little witches learn from each other through the magic of puzzles?
the game includes a smal…
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So far 8 episodes has aired and I don't think there is any "cheat". Only forbidden spells. And blood drawing/magic.
well iirc the power of the spell is based on the detail
so either you use mechanical aids to do things that aren't humanly possible to compensate for your lack of pure skill, or you go through drafting college to do it by hand
granted this is off of 1 youtube short i saw from like a week ago
Yes that is correct. Haven't seen any tools used so far. I purely just watch the anime.
Witch HAt Atelier is amazing, the manga is one of the best I have read when it comes to "magis/fantasy" stuff
One that has a very intersting magic system and world building (but I don't think has an anime) is The MAgus of the Library
I have too many animes i wanna watch in my backlog list

I don't binge watch anime because you've to clear like 8-10 hours of your day. So, I just watch daily. Only takes ~20 minutes of your day. Depending on how much other anime I'm watching.
But of course people have different schedules...
Oh dear. Apparently there is a bug in Subnautica 2, that things you create have physics even if you don't 100% the build. And it doesn't take the items from your inventory to build, like Titanium, if it's not 100% completed.
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That is... so, so silly. 
Lets game it out levels of tomfoolery 
Why did you post an empty image? 
Wdym? there's clearly a moving suit in the gif. totally normal 
You guys are ridiculous.
HES LATE
He starts stream generally anywhere between 0000 and 0015. Calm your horses.
LAAAATTTEEEE
EAT A CAN OF ICE CREAM FLAVORED BEANS
SHAVE YOURSELF BALD AND STICK A PROPELLER TO YOUR HEAD
remember this?
Not beans
So thor hates us?
who is Thor?
HES LATE
im sorry, meant Grandad
MR PIRATE IS LATE
START THE SUMMONING

i am here to watch Meatball, the programmer. he made a convincing AI FleshTuber
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SUMMON HIM 4 minutes ago
observing the ritual
Uh
Oop
todays stream should be Thors new OSRS account. he said yesterday today was OSRS
He also said that he'd been up 12 hours when the stream started yesterday and he needed to drive ferrets to the vet.
So he may be sleeping.
And he may NEED the sleep.
My meme
Ai doesn’t need sleep
Nightbot just sent a link in the chat that doesn’t seem to link
On Twitch
link to youtube worked for me
Merch link
Cube, defender of the polyverse, PirateSoftare should play that next
All links are normal
“Bigcartel”
merch linkjed work
!merch
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7s confirmed
7s in chat ya goblins
From outta no where
Pineapple on pizza confirmed
What in the world is THAT?
OSRS
ew floppy half-cooked pizzar
Join me red
JOIN IN THE PINEAPPLE PIZZA
(It’s a global emote)
INFECT THE CHAT WITH PINEAPPLE PIZZA
live
I love pineapple pizza
Forgot to click the button for this at the start of stream, just remembered to... 😛
we've seen this stuff before. they basically bought Bungie for Marathon, so they'll keep backing it to the very end. otherwise they'd have to admit to making a mistake
indeed
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Riot has a rather interesting history of their anti cheat doing not so good things examples being where you are completely incapable of playing the game Deadlock (The over the shoulder MOBA from Valve) if you had Vanguard anti-cheat downloaded
With addition there has been multiple times in the past where people have reported that they had to do a fresh reinstall of Windows after Vanguard Anti cheat deleted something believing it to be cheat software but turns out it was system important files with addition to vanguard not reacting well when other kernel level anti-cheats are on board
Until now they had plausible deniability for these transgressions but now they have fully admitted to doing something that is damaging the end user
Thor's Real Voice 
terrible
the internet is really really great... FOR CORN!
Grab your clique and double click for corn, corn, CORN! 
🌽 🖱️
Dr Weird creates his new experiment which is just more corn, Steve doesn't trust it but Dr Weird says it's different and so Steve goes ahead because he's hungry but he's been tricked
01x12
Wait, got a better one 
Is it OSRS clan day?
Due to Ferrets and Thor not being able to get stuff done, he still hasn't been able to create his new account. But today was suppose to OSRS
hey thor i herd you like cheese
he's creating the account now. he asked for names
OSRS today
Speaking of
We have crab-slapping for melee
Crab-splashing for magic
what would a ranged version be?
A valentines gift if i ever see one

https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Clan
@minor nymph
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IT IS TIME
anyone able to help
btw. kick has an Animated Disco gnome emote as a general emote.
i have tried changing my password
Did you upgrade to a jagex account?
Screw it, work is slow.
xD

Gaming while at work 


I'm work from home, so... 
Brother-Uncle you should not ^^
Oh then go wild!
workin in pajamas is peak
Ah, the luxury
what you mean pajamas?
I exist in my underwear till I need to go outside.
this is the way.
please don't take off your underwear when going outside
or take
oh no
Happy Birthday, @analog imp 🎂 🎉 🥳
Awawawawawawawa
see @rapid scarab YOU ARE GREEN
Yeah I did was able to fix it had to restart for some reason wasn't reading it properly cause I installed the runscape lite first before the launcher I did not know about running it in the jagerx launcher
Looks red to me
you sure thats not a new red you have never heard of?
seems a problem on your end 
that whole block is red. :o
STOP GASLAMPING ME YOu goblIN
S
we are most definitely not!
Where are you finding gas lamps in 2026?
I'm "this" close to muting you Goblins

which ones?
This clearly seems like a skill issue gg
I believe we call that Crimson? 😄
Nah, if you read the name that's red, not crimson.
I know
is Mr.Thor's Twitch Stream on Sub mode? I don't see my chat box. I can still see chat but I can't send words to chat?
There's a bug with 7tv I believe
That might be the cause if you have it installed
Some people say they uninstall and reinstall and it worked
It worked thanks man
there are two versions of 7ttv...? (old)one with a blue logo, (new) still blue logo but with a purple tint. The new one didn't have the bug
Btw i am using Firefox for reference
Who is messaging you? Cant see the name

You still won't be able to outrun the Goblin swarm.
its 11 now
We need Thor to come play Jump Space so we can pizza slap peopl
AWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!!!
Hold on, gonna share a picture of my first game I played
Iirc, datasoft was just two guys
Thor.
nice family reference at the end
huh?
Huh?
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Hey it works if you grill the pineapple first
Raw pineapple on pizza is an abomination though
I can get behind the idea of cooking the pineapple before putting it on pizza
I don't know how Dion's does it but I like that
Raw is harshly sweet.
Cooking it, grilling especially, mellows it out in a way that genuinely compliments the savory flavors
Their name
It has been changed
The 4th cowming if you will.
I know how to get Thor to start sailing ASAP
There is a brand new version of Sea Shanty 2 earned during the tutorial quest.
Riot breaking people's hardware because of their anti-cheat
Has that actually been confirmed or just twitter nonsense?
Thor spoke about it yesterday and today, imo I don't care about cheaters at all, but company shouldn't be able to brick user's hardware and doesn't matter which intentions user have, if user break ToS, just ban them from service, not damage the hardware, even if it's temporary
Thus spoke Zarathustra
Okay, I wasn't misremembering:
https://www.ign.com/articles/riot-games-says-it-would-not-and-cannot-use-vanguard-anti-cheat-to-brick-pcs-after-rumors-spread
"Our latest update enforces standard platform security features, like the Input-Output Memory Management Unit (IOMMU), on accounts identified as using Direct Memory Access (DMA) cheating devices. These protections are already part of modern systems and when enabled, they block DMA cheat devices (such as those shown in the photo) from accessing memory in downstream applications, like our games."
Funny thing that Riot technically can use vanguard to break people pc's because it's kernel level, so it's possible
Forcing a feature on in a system in that way feels.... iffy.
But no one sane will ever do that
I love how when not streaming this basically becomes a second general chat XD
it's been that kind of irony for a while even when he is streaming 
Discord; the TRUE abandoned child of the stream chats
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I love that pause 😂😂😂
I agree
It's anti cheat also makes certain files inaccessible if it thinks it's wroth blocking lmao
"no, you may not view your family pictures"
"The file you're using as part of your project? It can't be interacted with if you have the Riot Client running."
Wasn't microsoft at one point going to add an API to the kernel (similar to what drivers use) so that anti-cheat could work without actually running in the kernel?
I seem to remember reading/hearing about that but haven't in a while. Probably because Microsoft only knows how to make somehow the worst AI of the current models and must use it for everything
I also heard rumours of Microsoft separating things from the Kernel, but nothing in terms of actual evidence of it
Okay, I found it. https://blogs.windows.com/windowsexperience/2024/09/12/taking-steps-that-drive-resiliency-and-security-for-windows-customers/
TLDR: It's not just for anti-cheat, it's also for other security stuff like ClownCrowdStrike. They announced the project back in 2024 after the big outage but I can't find anything since.
and its even got the possibility of bricking your system for it now
eepy princess 
Granted, MS seems bent on being a malicious actor half the time but I can't say they're wrong about it. Getting things off the kernel level and reducing permissions that programs can have is a good thing for security in general. I just hope they keep their vibe coding away from this stuff.
Gee it seems my concerns of Kernel Level Anti-Cheats were well founded
Yes, give a company Ring-0 level access to your machine, I'm sure that won't go wrong in any way shape or form
Of course it won't. They pinky swore not to abuse it, its perfectly safe. I read it on the internet.
I have taken it upon myself to investigate early-accessible skilling minigames in order to tell Thor about them.
I hereby command all goblins to cease telling him to sell the things he smiths, if it took more than 1 bar to make each item; giant's foundry can use them as fuel to get even more xp via minigame
He's currently in VC over on the Actual pirates discord server. that'd make this easy
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thank you for this
Ive bought the librarian game
My laptop is shitting itself even on low settings lol
I had that problem myself
My potat laptop 
Amen. The savior hath descended
So Thor hates us?
We aren't stinky enough for him to like us.
we need to bathe in grass more 
Thor is no longer in a vc in actual pirates
You know what that means
HES LATE
PANIC
took me a while to realize :yarrneato: is a burrito not one of those hand held chicken raps
I've burgered myself 
although I guess it's chicken in this case
What is a burrito but a fully enclosed wrap?
What are either of those but a wellington?
I miss the days when my taco bell order wasn't $20
I need to actually figure out why my tortillas don't come out right one of these days.
So I can make my own burritos.
You start cooking ?
Attempting tortillas at least
GOOD
maybe you can get a tip from all the youtube recipe videos? 
Or just talk to us ^^ we help ^^
totally won't tell you to just wrap meat in tortilla and call it a day 
chat elps. 
instructions unclear... meat... stuck in tortilla... 
Why the sirloin is still at the table?
with ghost pepper salsa. 
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INTERNET WHY?!
I WANT TO SCAPE!!! 
We need Thor to give us a yarrMilk, yarrCheese, and a yarrCentaur emote.
Absolutely
Updated to show that Thor specifically ignores me on Kick the most.
Wild Polar Bear Tries To Break In - BBC Earth
Scape-less for over an hour 
dude I am the zoo
you know red.
i was gonna play planet zoo. get some red pandas
and thought of you
instantly
fair
There are too many jokes in this and I don't want to use any of them.
coward
I havent seen an angry red panda, it just dont happen
i just distinctly remember during my last playthrough of planet zoo- I had to put them behind thick glass walls because they were demons and would hop out
and then they'd scatter trash everywhere
ah yes
https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/SavorySuspiciousWeaselRaccAttack-ylnDSKboxqA3fdng also enjoy
Birbs rise 
my base stat roll is kinda nuts
yeah the box for total roll went red 
Mine was only 78
I just noticed this was a quest i had 
A singular nail.
That one is for your dad 
it was worth 16 gold
I call that a fake/bootleg talisman smh

This just reminds me of that one hell's kitchen quote
leveled up now have 20 con 
i uh, imma spoiler this (and probably delete it) but i want you to see what i got as a drop @restive grotto
My character really loves Macrame
WOW, that is a lot of macrame
what did you think of the item i got
People have said that they got that in stream chat earlier 
delivering a single sock
i don't think stats have a cap
what i do belive might happen is save corruption, based on their FAQ
if anybody manges to find something to enlarge the text tag me pls
for progressquest i meant
I have finished the librarian game
but boi the fps is not pretty
My potat laptop can rest now

i wish the font would be this big inside the app
When this message goes through, my internet is back
youre back
what app is this?
It seems it crashed whilst I was getting something to drink or I accedentily closed it. But the strange thing is that my int is suddenly about 6 lower and some spells are a lower or higher level than before. But my level is the same.
Windows will think it is a virus, it is just REALLY old.
ah i see
it's like kingdom of loathing
i thought this was a VTT for something
even worse my int was 9 higher.
Thor showed it on stream and now we're all playing it.
Why
Not the best one
god help me i have no idea what i am
im going to assume a gyrognome is like a 5e autognome
i feel like i should be payed more for this
Dangit, I think y'all crashed the downloads for it lol
I can't download the game client XD
I had to right-click and select ''Save Link As''
The game is SO OLD most things think it's a virus.
Spoltog
Thanks!
Ctrl+G > Totally Real Pirates
For the guild once you have your character running.
Heck yeah, Will o' the Wisp Mu Fu Monk, Brickmaeb at your service lol
I got a very... interesting item
is there a way to see the guild in pq?
If you open the website theres a spot to show the guild
But there's not much
It's this, once you're logged in to the browser.
I take it back, here's the guild link.
https://progressquest.com/guild.php?id=21802
But that's really all you see.
thanks
Guess ads really are coming to Kick. There’s an enable personalized ads option in settings that I don’t remember seeing a few days ago. So not turning that on. Hopefully it’ll keep it ad free just that much longer 
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I don't know if anyone else has this problem but when I minimize Progress Quest via the minimize button it crashes. And when I start it again my stat values and spell levels get redistributed and I think even my equipment gets changed. So if your playing Progress Quest you might want to watch out for this.
check your hidden icons
i thought it was as well but it just goes to the background
hmmmm
Now I have five parallel dimensions xD
the one you truly close last will be the latest that you start next time
unless you rename it
One of them has a spell named "Big Sister" lol
has it not been cloned with a more modern engine yet?

2011 doesn't feel old enough to cause problems?
Gotta be the best spell in the game 
I have been seeing posts from a lot of streamers this month whose accounts have been compromised, even with 2FA enabled. Some kind of full bypass. Their payout details are being changed to some random PayPal account with no notification emails about the change. It's suspected to be a session hijack through either a malicious browser extension, or from signing up to a sketchy brand deal that has a phishing portal you use your Twitch details to log in to. It is recommended to go through an account security check-up and also manually check and confirm your details are correct in the days leading up to your payout.
So when we first moved into these apartments, the management put out notices for people to stop feeding the stray cats, and rather than having the intended effect, all it did was make MORE people feed the stray cats lol
Thanks hobs 👍
Adventurin' 101: How to Surive Goblins part 2. #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dnd2024 #dnd5e #tiktokgrowthchallenge
what?
Hobgoblins sniped a bot
l-let it rip?
DO NOT
WE USING MOUNTAINS AS BEY BLADES NOW!
Ill go mountain to mountan with ya

My Great Smokys V Mt Fuji
I'm sure some of you play instruments. what do y'all play?
I used to play piano
I haven’t in years now
I miss it
I learned misty mountains
Was so fun to play
At level 1, IRL, I took the "Play any Instrument" feat. Unfortunately, I didn't read the fine print since it only lets me play "Hot Cross Buns" and "Mary Had a Little Lamb".
Other than that, the potato ocarina and the cello
Haven't played (or owned) a cello in like 20 years though. Last song I learned was "White Reflection" from Endless Waltz
I used to play the Clarinet, but I ended up selling my clarinet when I needed some money.
Hated that instrument
I played trumbone in middle school. Hated it because the band teacher would beef and gosip witth litteral middles schoolers
like one time he got upset with me and told me to not play during some preformance we were doing
you know damn well I full blasted every moment I could
what the absolute f is wrong with that teacher?
he was on a high horse
Some people suck at their jobs
the school was like the top preforming one some shit
I started in 4th grade, and played until softmore year of high school. and all my teachers were great. though I only had 3 of them.
only ever got 1st place type stuff
I kept getting roped into sh*t because your twins good at this so you must be too
My schools got 1st place in a lot of competitions and our teachers didn't act like jackasses sheesh, I am sorry you had to deal with such lousy teachers
Honestly band wasnt for me
maybe if he'd let me try out for drumbs like I wanted to
I liked band, but not the stupid outfits they made us wear xD
Most schools fight that for some reason
I chose clarinet myself. I liked it. suited me well. by the time I was in 7th grade I was first chair clarinet.
My sister did that
You guys ever get stuck on stage
In Freshman year I was only 2nd chair, my friend's older sister was first chair. Before I left the school, she didn't really like me, but after I left she wanted me to come back because she thought I made the band better xD
I hate you but your skilled
Nope, after that one preformance I was told I wouldnt be needed at any other one
what do you mean stuck on stage?
and then a few months later I got kicked out of the class by the teacher and just started going to the art room next door
Playing concerts on stage
who was also a dick head but the kind I could mess with
With those lights so hot and bright you cant see sh*t and it feels like 100F
Yeah, every year we did a concert. in junior high and high school we also did marching band.
I hated the outfits more.
not in the heat though. Though getting to go to santa cruz and not actually having to march because my leg was messed up and I was on crutches but they let me go anyway so I can enjoy the other stuff.
No stupid bow tie and cumberbun?
Not sure if this is the right place but noticed there are custom channel badges (think they’re called creator badge drops) over on twitch that ppl can earn for just that channel. You can have one for watching and a different one for subs. With the special events, like pirate indie games show, this could be a way to encourage participation watching the stream. Just a thought anyway.
Uhhh.... I may have made goblin'd too effectively.
I was reading a chapter of a fan-translated manga and one of the characters used the word "Gaslight".
So, as a true goblin, I went to the comments and said:
It's gaslamping, not gaslighting. I mean seriously, gaslighting just sounds ridiculous. smh
So... uh.... I checked the chapter a few hours later they updated it to say "Gaslamping" instead.
they got got
I’m looking to get the quality of Apple TV but without paying for Apple TV or using a web streaming platform that doesn’t have very good quality any tips?
Just in case that's what you're after
Wait this isn’t a piracy discord server!?🤣
Nope! It's called "Pirate Software" because the owner thinks the idea of an old timey pirate making software really funny
Ah well damn, I’m in the wrong place thanks anyways though haha
Anyone else notice that many classes in D&D don't start with clothes?
Wait, which ones?
I know Ranger, Bard, and Cleric have a set of travel clothes at the start.
Well in the current ruleset, warlock doesn't start with clothes, they get armor but no clothes xD
naked little freaks
barbarian gets no clothes
druid
sorcerer
FYI, every character is assumed to have clothes. The class clothes are just extra special stuff
Barbarian makes sense, kinda, the others not so much.
Glad my group is playing a new system now. Gotta make sure everyone starts with some amount of clothes then. Even if just loin cloth and modesty band across the chest.
Off to stream now.
Are we talking about 5e or 5.5? Because you generally always get clothes from your background not your class.
(EDIT: Just double checked. In 5e you get it from background. I don't have a copy of 5.5 handy to double check)
My clothing came from the store 
I get mine at soup
You wouldn't happen to buy them here, would you? 
Maybe 
Suzaku is feel pretty vindicated right now
As steel said you get clothes from backgroud also on 5.5
5.5e is... something
it's definitely different
You call robes clothing? I call them overwear.
So bathrobe top got it
But i would say same on traveller clothes also its overwear
look they don't make wizarding robes nowadays you have to get creative
yeah those are not what they used to be 
the traveler's clothes includes both normal wear and outerwear.
it could yes but it does not specify it, it just says garments.
So basically it could be also only normal wear or outerwear.
As these are more simplifications, i would not think too much, also you have money from background so buy some if you really need?
but yea funny that there is no common clothes on 5.5
huh, so they changed the description of traveler's clothes.
as a paladin I imagine having the reactions of my characters being something hostile if they weren't clothed
might make some funny content
atleast that is what i have seen only
and if im not wrong 5e rules there were no description what it contains
3.5e had "This set of clothes could consist of boots, a wool skirt or breeches, a sturdy belt, a shirt (perhaps with a vest or jacket), and an ample cloak with a hood."
on 5.5e "Traveler's Clothes are resilient garments designed for travel in various environments."
Wow. so silly.
gives more room for flavour
Does it need to be more defined than that though? I think everyone has a basic idea of what clothes are in their game world.
clothes to a paladin are not the same as clothes to a rogue
but that is flavour is it not
I certainly like it
I disagree, a paladin and a rogue are still going to recognize a cloak as a cloak and pants as pants. Style and material may change but they'd still agree that they're clothes.
the notion of being on the verge of clocking my rogue ally for not dressing "appropriately"
That can happen regardless of the description of travellers clothes
as it stands there is going to be a scuffle if the bard tries to woo a nearby maiden
great content all round
does the barbarian get to be the wingman?


as himbo might be what maiden wants
remember when D&D actually had descriptions of items, because at this point why even list clothing at all, just say they have clothes.
Guys bad news......the crab didn't get slapped so it stole all our glue.
MY GLUE!!! i mean... our... glue... 
on that note I'm going to bed...
its good and bad thing they dont have better examples on description
Jeeze Daddy Thor is going to last an hour longer

I wish I could confidently exclaim that I will last one more hour than normal..
if you last longer than 4 hours call a doctor.
Why are you like this.
Because I can
This is good advice, chat.
Touche
starting hour later so is it really "last an hour longer"
hey, foreplay is part of rhe show
Depends on when he ends I guess.
i swear I will get the chancleta
I love foreplay.
you're all foreplay
Since the stream hasn't started yet, doesn't that make this the foreplay?

Sadge
I skirt the line every day
yes as Fae said "you're all foreplay"
Do you guys think Thor calls it.... Thorplay?
oh my god
oh my Thor?
Indeed.
I will shimmy back into the darkness, lest mirror gives me a bonk.
Thorplay, that's a good one. Thorgasmic even.
but you love bonk? yes?
Guys, stop trying to get me in trouble.
Live by the bonk, die by the bonk. Don't apologize for art
I'm scaroused.
This is the way.
what
in my not english speaking mind, foreplay sounds like its related to the word forehead
its not even on flames yet
im over here, trying to sculpt and chat is being lewd
If the chat isn't chaos, how would you know you're in the right place
It could involve the forehead

its where you rub foreheads with other people 
and you love us for that
I sculpt things too. What are you sculpting? an amorphous shambling mass?
human body
EEEWWW that's disgusting.
you call us lewd and you're over there creating a human body?
headless armless legless human body
its about as detailed as a barbie, but you know NSFW rules and all.
and you say we are lewd.... while you cant add it with out censoring
Arms? How lewd. 
i can make it really weird
That honestly looks really good
thanks!
also when you said sculpting I was not expecting digital 3d modeling
No Balls
heres the whole body
with all the weird 3D sculpted Thor things I've made that wasnt a clue?
chat has no Thorughts
looking good
thats not good enough proof, you could have had ai tied up in the basement making them 😛
Have I seen any of those?
Also I sculpt things using clay. Why would I assume sculpting means 3D modeling on a computer? Just because I took a college course on computer graphics I should assume things now?
and I mean.. he has the physcal head I sent him that's a 3D print of that head
he has a 3D print of his own head?
yes
lol
That reminds me, i need to dm something scratch that, i lost the screenshot
what a coincidence. I got cursed diamond by carving Thor's face out of a sweet potato, also made a pizza that looked like him too
I need to actually work on my cursed quest still... 
id do a cursed quest but i have very few talents lol
same but i need to do some stuff first
I need to actually practice 3D modeling. But I'm lazy and have executive dysfunction
I also made this abomination
thats how it starts milk, just gotta keep working on things and deny the nay sayers. most of which will be your mind XD
is that why you're named milequetoast?
Horrifying.
I know
Im going back to ferretchat, where i dont have to see mirrors cursed posting
YOU CANT ESCAPE SAPH
Mirror, can you make a model of Thor's face on a wheel of cheese?
i mean yeah easily
dungeon master or dungeon master ?
no i used to be called almondmilkmissile. i was named by a Vtuber i knew. i made it pg13.
Here, have a bunch of mindwashing
I have the model file, I can put his face on anything
It was something from last nights stream
before the edit "the cheese"
Make a thorzuzu
is that the monster that freaks him out?
here's the Thoe, from his first bout with OSR and foot maxing
yes
is that really a thor pazuzu?
nice
why no thorby
here he is teethless bald and eyeless
have you tried putting Thor's face on Thor's face?

he's going to lose his hair and teeth at the age of 66?
he cant age, hes ai
the first mistake was allowing me to get the cursed quest
hes not AI
the 2nd mistake was him assigning me art
And now we're all punished for it.
what news?
Kezu my love
Thor will last an hour longer today?
The 1 hour later
it was not mistake, it was inevitable
Wait that's not kezu
his mistake was giving me any amount of attention
Ive been bamboozled
is it a pencil topper?
that doesn't look like a Thor version of pazuzu
Thank hod my eyesight os straight up trash until i het surgery
yeah but what if you made Thorzuzu? Based on the Mesopotamian god
I have a Thorbubu
Ew
thats almost as bad as thorzuzu
Dont worry after surgery you will see all things here again
What a cursed day to have eyes.





