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I can't find a clear enough image of the goblin king from the hobbit movie that matches the clarity of Thor's stream so I can seamlessly photoshop Thor's face onto their head to make him truly into the Goblin king.
wrong goblin king
the true goblin king
I'm not going to deface david bowie's face.
Can't the man rest in peace?
also the goblin king is technically older. Sure the peter jackson version isn't but the goblin king was in the hobbit book.
He has confirmed OSRS for friday.
When the clan is eventually made, I vote we must travel by boat as much as possible
OSRS?
Oldschool Runescape
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I played UO, and Runescape was too much like UO but with graphics that hurt my eyes
uo? ultima online?
UO was fun
yeah Ultima Online
i see. never tried it. 🤔
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I used to steal people's boats and check their cargo and if they had something valuable I'd ransom the boat back.
But I'd give them the tip of LOCKING THEIR BOATS.
I also would sell a book titled "how to make money" and it was just one page that just says "copy this book and sell to suckers"
Peak Goblin behaviour
Anyways I have more salvaging to do
My brother would stand by a random player house in a well sought after location, and say "selling Deed to house, at this location." and sell a placement deed and not the actual placed house.
Artstyle is the same as ever but it's been cleaned up and polished over the years
Though can't help on the gameplay front, tiz a shame you don't mesh with it.
The gameplay, being similar to UO is fine. it's just I literally could not look at it for very long without getting actual headaches.
We have boats now
Is it a framerate thing?
If so, they DEFINITELY fixed that
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The new single from The Lonely Island's debut album
"INCREDIBAD"
In stores now!
The Lonely Island is Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer & Jorma Taccone.
(C) Universal Republic
I dunno. I think it was a combination of the vibrant flat colors of the time, the low poly models, and the framerate just all came together to form the perfect storm of headache inducing visuals
May as well give it snother shot then when Thor returns on friday
I have to go to the DMV on Friday.
And in ADHD fashion that means I cannot do anything else that day.
Since the colors definitely aren't flat, and the framerate has no limit unless manually enabled
See look; shading!

You don't need to blame that on adhd. The dmv is perfectly capable of stopping you from doing anything else all day by itself.
Did you steal the picture I deep-fried of this man?!
eeeew scalpers
@minor nymph
But that opens the game up for scalpers trying to 'get' the high stat cards and sell em for tons of cash, Or at least that's how I see it
Nah i stole this from someone else
yknow at this point I wonder why I even bother sharing the ferrets around to people
everytime I do it's always "Oh it's that pirate software guy. isn't he kinda egotistical?"
I saw some wild young ones playing last summer. I think they might have been minks? This was in Sweden.
Aww cute

It was amazing, they didn’t notice me so I could watch and film for about twenty minutes!
You knaves
It’s almost time for rogue core
Don't we have those in local Zoos in Sweden?
We might, I haven’t been to a Swedish zoo in ages. This was out in the wild.
Yeah that's fair
a healthy ego is essential for human success. it provides resilience and ambition and the confidence to set and achieve goals
when detractors insist that having ego is a negative, they're probably just triggered by their own lack of self-confidence 
Agreed
But the person I showed it to wasn't even one of the haters
They were neutral, just another face in the audience of the internet
Honestly, some people are close minded even when they are neutral
Sometimes advocating for people doesn't work and it's not your fault
it's only unwarranted ego that bothers me
when John Lennon says "if there's such a thing as a genius, I am one" it's egotistical sure... but undeservedly so? no.
Lennon had an ego for a reason - he was John Lennon
when you've actually achieved something, ego doesn't bother me at all
I'm the bad kind of egotistical - I think I'm amazing (and I am in certain areas) but I've not had the success to back up my ego
but I do kick ass on the decks so nyah 
Sadly I think the zeitgeist on the internet believe thor is a fraud who hasn't achieved anything....
I'm not sure if that would be the best way to convince people to support the ferts
I would just show people some cute photos and leave it at that, if they still hate thor, that's on them
I'm amazingly bad at everything. And I'm perfectly fine with it
john lemmon mentioned
stolen
Here's the thing tho, closed minded or not the only side they've seen is the negative. That side of the argument has a monopoly on the internet's attention
I mean, if they see the ferret rescue and think that is NOT a positive, then I don't know what else you could do to convince them
Or if they think owning a ferret rescue isn't enough to outweigh all the accusations/allegations, then that's on them more than you
Its just like. Yknow how good things are tied to bad things. The things that come to mind are all the nestle stuff you can buy being tied to a company that would destroy a village for more profit
And how everyone has their own lines in the sand of "whats too much"
I just wanna like... Have a talk of like "is all of this really crossing the line for you, when other people have done worse and get off scott free"
Not even factoring how out of context the hate is
A simulacrum they created
that only works when the line is a fixed constant - the lines have moved so many times i don't even know if it exists anymore; i think some groups on the internet have made hating thor their personality, without any specified goal
I used to be of a mind that some people could be convinced but it took so much out of me that I've just started hitting the block button and moving on because anyone still stuck on a video game character dying almost 2 whole years later aren't the type to change their mind
I know its probably too late to reverse the effects of 2025. It'll just be a stain on history now
But i wonder if it'll ever be better
it will be, someday
Cuz when thor is mentally grouped in with the likes of dr disrespect or the pauls, i feel like that's just unjust
I have to hope if eventually chat as a whole adopts the mentality of not giving them attention when they pop in they'll eventually give up and find some other person to crusade against
Not that I want them to do that to someone else but I know I can't control what someone like that does
Ngl, I don't think "don't feed the trolls" Works. Not for things like these anyway. It works best when you have little to no further contact with the trolls.
But thor is constantly putting himself out there by streaming.
Don't feed the trolls is a stealth tactic, while being a streamer (or any content creator that posts frequently) is inherently being like a lighthouse. The two just don't mesh well
https://www.twitch.tv/maya/clip/SourShakingTriangleSaltBae-R60WUcWLL42Fy2Tb?filter=clips&range=7d
Just to remind everyone there is still good happening 
this is the #LetsArgueForever channel now
i mean, its streamchat - thats what its always been for as long as ive been part of this community 
in the more excitable times last year this channel was literally the Community meme manifested as a channel
Tbh the only advice I can think of is just not interacting with people who act like this
I think it'll only really stop cropping up in conversation once its truly gone from the wider internet
But you'll never know who they might be. I just shared a vid of henry and it came up
Its a minefield
People don't really care or change their viewpoint
It might be better off just not sharing it sadly
I have mutuals irl who despise thor and I'd rather just not discuss thor's career in case it gets brought up
he will rock you
Even if you change their mind their wont really support thor after that
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also
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The Plush During our weekly deep-sea employee exhibitions, our team discovered a new species from Subnautica that just needed to be brought out of the sea and into everyone's hearts! Making its plush debut, right off the water, is the Hoverfish! At 9 inches long and sanding on 6 wide-stanced legs with round feet perfec
that's no OSRS of mine... this was. 
That has never been osrs
That is "runescape classic"
"Oldschool" isn't just "how it used to be"; it refers to a specific fork of the game
that's fair. i just dont get runescape "evolution" and naming. 
had hard time understanding that OSRS is basically "runescape 2" at the time.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.jagex.runescape.android
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.jagex.oldscape.android
you can envelop the links with < and > to make the embeds to automatically go away and not take so much space. 
I am aware
The embeds were my goal
A quick and easy visual display that it's an entirely seperate and specific fork of the game
i am aware. the fact that they are separate and clearly different. does not mean that my mind comprehends it and treats them as such. 
holy sh*t the building systems in subnautica 2 are a step up from 1
Runescape 3 is completely different and removed from it in my mind, but OSRS and Classic are just something my mind has trouble separating and when i stop to think about it my mind always goes "
"
Subnaughtica Map comparison. Warning: Spoliers
i should properly play through subnautica 1 and below zero someday. i always get to like a certain point before stopping because im getting lost
full release map vs early access map isnt really a fair comparison
just puts it into perspective how massive the seconds map will be if you compare the numbers.
It’d be cool for a survival game to make communicating with other players something you could work on
Like initially its standard proximity chat but through crafting and upgrades it becomes long distance
These are crispy pancakes
You can buy them frozen as a ready frozen food but i mak emy own
classic
everyone loves a horse pancake 
ngl the cheese ones used to slap in the 90s, but I doubt they're allowed to use whatever horrific cheese flavouring they used back then now 😆
Findus no longer exist my dude. Birdseye bought them
oh they'll be awful now then 🙁
admittedly they were terrible back in the 90s, but in a still good to eat too greasy and unhealthy sort of way
It is why I make my own NGL
birdseye is unidentifiable protein mush in batter these days
Project Zomboid does this
By default it's only proximity, but anyone with a radio and the right frequency can talk to anyone else tuned to it
Better radios have longer range
(And there's a mod that lets you keep a walkie talkie running while it's in your pocket)
Fair nuff
Upon learning that the relaunch of Chaotic will include a new online player, which will once again allow inputting the codes on cards to get your exact physical cards into your digital collection; I have deleted my example posts from earlier
Protect your card codes, people
why not just have all the digital cards available proxy cards should be legal in tournaments for TCGs because if they're not it's a pay to win system
The thing is, chaotic works differently
Cards aren't just perfect carbon copies of eachother; the stats actually vary per individual card.
So those codes are unique identifiers
Though regarding my binder of old cards.
There's a debate raging on in the discord regarding whether or not old cards will even be compatible, all based on a nebulous mention on the site about "new mechanics"
ugh..If I didn't have such crippling social anxiety I could have had a couple of cool new sticks to carve into art, but I didn't want to ask the landscapers while they were busy just to ask for some sticks out of their debris bag
Also yes, they can truly be unique identifiers per card.
It's 12-digit alphanumeric codes; even without using lowercase, the total possible number of codes is so bonkers massive that they would make a deck that reaches the moon.
They did the math.
Also, for anyone curious about the game and how it's different from other TCGs (especially @minor nymph , who sounded intrigued when it was described on stream); here's an old official overview from the days of the original run:
that's 36 to the power of 12
does that mean the card aaaaaaaaaaaa is out there

also technically that means mobile phone numbers could be codes
Technically no because that's lowercase.
AAAA AAAA AAAA could theoretically exist, though.
zamn
If they handle it the same as the original run's digital player, then every code is only usable once
And only after it actually exists on a physical card somewhere.
Please for the love of god don't be a d### by inputting random codes
So far all of Chaotics meta-mechanics sound like Altered TCGs.
Which is probably why the revival is happening, since Altered died recently.
So there's a desperate crowd already in place looking for this.
Chat, I once again come to ask your colaboration. Tomorrow is a Kick day (if stream happens). I would love to see Thor play Slay The Princess, and on Kick there's less worry about the monetization nightmare. The game has some mature themes and body horror, but it is for all purposes a fully voice acted visual novel...so...please?
Nothing we can do lol Its all on him
Asking to much will make it more funny for him not to play
However
Its currently 45% off
If that means anything
yeah
I hope tomorrow is better, I couldn't enjoy the stream today as my headspace just found everything annoying
the timing is very good in my opinion
This has been my entire last two week
Work, family and daily life has been very frustrating
I hope you feel better, even if your loans are in ashes
I can't even get into it unfortunately but basically I just hate what the internet has become twords others
same
I don't need facts if I hate the other person enough
Seeing it happen to thor was bad but Seeing it happen again to someone I actually know just deep fried me
What do you mean you need proof of something? Can't I just have an opinion? You are all crybabies
This is something I heard at work about a harrassement case...it hurts
Then YouTube is like HERE WATCH THIS about it
Unfortunaly, social media works on shock factor and keeping the drama going, never on civilized debate
Memes shall keep me going lol
I think, good people stay in isolated communities while hate spreads like pollen so we see the bad but rarely the good lol
So I just need a better filter I guess
IT has become a cat and mouse game for me
Speaking of hate, I'm gonna punish myself with Arby's
I basically now have a daily routine to press don't recomend on any content that is "hate train" or "let's talk crap about this random person for views"
and then it keeps clean for a single day
and it comes back
I made the mistake of clicking one to see that comments
oh we're just making sht up now* I see
yeah, Youtube love accidental clicks
There's a whole community trying to start beef with peanut over Thor apparently from last month so I'm just thiiiiis close to deleting YouTube
wait what?
Im guessing its about the impersonator
Yeah YouTube graced me with that short today
Burntpeanut i persume
Didn't even click, it just auto played on app opening
I see
Using the mobile app?
Im always mobile
I see
I find funny how people keep saying Thor should be forgotten in the depths of the internet because he is a "fraud" or some crap, and then keep bringing him up so tYT keeps on suggesting Thor related stuff, it makes no sense
Living rent free in their minds
Its wild how mad they are over an opinion
yoo you a trucker?
It is just easy to find a target
10y yeah
Since they can just spout some bullshit, and if it has Thors handle on it, it will generate views
respect man, could never do that 
same when there was that whole pewdiepie madness
Ironically I deliver bread
wait
People love to spread hate sadly.
you are who we needed
And every time i make a joke about giving it to the mods
the person on the inside
SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED
since Thor is hoarding all the bread
Someone joined this server just to post how "thor is incapable of efficiently updating heartbound" in the heartbound server despite the game getting updates every month
were you breadman guy?
what the hell means efficiently updating?
what metric is measuring efficiency for cthulu's sake?
because I have a word or two about measuring developer efficiency
No idea, it was just another troll
Yeah, but that kind of argument just show how baseless it is
It means they want triple A updates full of content to the brim every month by a single dev
But even then thats not enough
I had cases in my carrer that a 3 line change took 2 weeks to be done because of how many different things were touched
if that ever happened, they woudl say there's a lot of content, but not enough content or that the content is bad
I once thought there should be a special "update" for this people that woudl just be some troll that was basically a worm
but that is against the law
Oo mods get bread finaly
"Want updates"here, a 500TiB one
a massive update that just writes the BEEs movie script to the HDD until full
How big even is the bee movie script anyway? 🤔
The way I see it is that software development is hard, story writing is hard, a game like heartbound has both, making it at least twice as hard. There's also things like headspace, testing, and such. You can't ask someone to write a jolly happy scene if they are depressed or completely down.
Its just piles of text
When I bought heartbound, in the olden days, all I wanted was something that was different, and I got it
it will be done when it is done
And if people can't accept that, just don't buy the game
And yet they STILL get mad
Now saying it is not "good code" or "efficienctly written"...is just spouting bullshit
I have worked as a software dev for the past 20 years and I can tell you anytime you try to measure things like that, you end up in a hole so deep you can't see the bottom or the top
iT hAs 4 iF iN ChAin...there's a thing called developer callistenics that coudl argue that is efficient
it is subjective
anyway, I am ranting
this makes me mad
I feel like I am living in a parallel universe full of insanity
between the state of the internet and being tasked with writing my own AI replacement I think there's nothing emptier than the cold cavity where my heart once was
Here have a meme
ART
Honestly, be proud of what you yourself have made with your own hands. if people are mad for no reason, let them.
My grandma have perfect saying for haters
Piere ikeniis
Means
Fart on your gums
What does it mean?
what is that from? finnish?
Yeah
I am glad noita trained me well
You mean Fart on your gums?
Yeah
Google thought its a medical term lol
But as you just showed us its kinda nice as it makes others confused
Yeah i was lol
We dont have that saying in my culture lol
Even google is confused
Never actually thinked what it really meant untill now 
Ok its more like "eat your own sh..."
But yeah
Kinda polite way to say it yeah
Nini
funny. my stepdad says "naura ikeniis" with similar meaning. 
"laugh on your gums"
Someone tag thor when he is awake....
Making deviled ostrich egg from our ostriches! It was delicious 🤤 thank you ostriches 🙏 #ostrich #deviledeggs #recipes #farmlife #farmanimals
everytime i see your pfp i think about children of infinity and go check for updates on its dev
hehehe, I got my physical goods so far. but yeah, still waiting on the rest as well
Kick Thorsday now right?
he seems intent on doing that way for a few weeks now
wait... so it's only happy if he doesnt kick today?
From what he's said, he'll be streaming 6 days on twitch and 1 day on kick with no dedicated days off, and he'll just take breaks whenever he feels he needs one.
it's only a happy weekend if it's a weekend and not just another day in the week

goblin with logic is suspicious goblin. 
LIke sands through the hour glass, these are my plans blown up
I'm a regular Philosopher goblin 
how dare you, as the Goblin Labor Union's Chairman of Being Suspicious of Internet Celebrities, logic is the foundation to our work as goblins
after all, how can you subvert the rules without first knowing them?
you ignore them. 
because chaos reigns.
I've been thinking:
7 is the number of completion according to the Bible
three 7s is a community meme
"the demo is too expensive" without explaining how expensive
thinking is dangerous. 
...we're summoning something
neat
just don't do the number lower 3 times
it summons something...stinky...stinkier than us
bold of you to assume that our goal isn't to summon something ineffable from deep below the Earth and trap it in a time loop
I've come to bargan 
that is how we practised the timeloop. now we have thor in it.
with extended warranty!
therefore the demo costs something akin to infinity 
oh god damnit if i have to pull out limits for this [expletive]
I can't wait to get some "Christian friendly origins" TTS messages in the queue 
Don't let chat talk as elden ring characters
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"...and on the seventh day, the Goblin Lord rested; and in his absence of care, came Chat, Goblins shaped by the individual human experience..."
the 7th day aka Pandora's Box Day 
someone's going to call me out for heresy or blasphemy here soon
I'd be that guy but I don't care enough at this point
see these are the dangers of not choosing a religion
you go one bit too far and suddenly you're "wanted by the catholic church" for "stealing the dead pope hammer" /j
Soon the time of man shall end

Please don't religion this stuff. There is a reason religious discussions aren't allowed according to the rules. Same with politics. If you want to practice, feel free, you do you. I don't need to know about it.
Seems like the last thing he was doing was building the new level 5 dungeon in blockgame as his account is still on the server.
Where grandad?
let's take this offline
Walk n talk
Boil the ocean 
Nuke the whales?
No corporate speak or I will find a way to ban ALL of you.
drain the ocean into Hell 
T shirt size 
I believe you can 7 day timeout
I can.
He no dad just BRONCLE
I'm going to bed 
No golemancer is unc

Its pronounced Dah dee
Not touching that one.
Brother + Uncle = Broncle
Brionicle
Commence panic.
Corporate speak engage 
he should turn the stream on to no category put meatball in the chair with some snacks, and say "GL"
Thor will circle back tomorrow
Its propaganda by the Fracking Five. Thor is an AI and doesn't need rest.
Im drinking today so it saves me getting banned in chat lol
with a name like that.....it makes me want to see you get banned in chat, if only for the meme.....
just a short ban
Thor heard me threaten him with ||SCRUM|| and decided to take the day off out of fear.
he really need to rest yeh
Yeah.. reportedt that one to discord first
Dirty talk with no date, no class
im glad I dont have to go remove bones tonight.
Thought you liked necromancey
Bones r us
Must be lot of work to remove bones on living tissue
Much easier to go dig em up
what do you think carrion beetles are for.
I'm going to feed you bone fodder.
For Mirror.
I dont get it
Ants work better
i get it. thats all that matters.
they really dont.
There are so many more ants
I have actual experience cleaning flesh from bones (animal, not people) specialized carrion beetles do it way faster with far fewer and are easier to keep.
20 quadrillion ants weighing 12 megatons
https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.2201550119
We'll circle back to that.
Hence why I'm feeding Mirror bone fodder from today's mishaps.
I know carrion beetls are best but can ypu make good soup from their work? No. Make 👏 bone 👏 broth 👏
I havent kept carrion beetles for many years. I don't live rural enough any more to not get weird looks from the neighbors when I have bones left out in the sun to bleach.
and im pretty sure they already think im a witch. 3 black cats... chickens...
I would lean into that
eh, they leave us alone already. thats enough
Totaly @rapid scarab
Thor hates chat, as usual
Hope he has a good rest, playing a game inside ocean when you have thalassophobia must be exhausting
Slay the princess, my beloved, one day you will get your chance
I really don't think that's gonna show up on stream. 
On twitch, no
On kick, maybe
i think he meant for today since it would've been kick only
Why? Isn't Slay the Priness a popular stream game?
I think its considered a Mature game so ad revenue is non-existant
Had Thor figure out a way to monetize the Ferret stream on Youtube yet 
Maybe using Youtube streams to channel people to another platform with decent monetization
Ah
greatist acronym btw
obligatory thursday panic freakout
(don't ever look at announcements channel, he hates us and is GONE)
How does one door dash to the middle of nowhere?
Step one, make food
I can't believe Thor hates Kick chat so much he decides to rest instead of streaming just to not deal with Kick chat. Can't believe it
I can't believe he's not butter
we need a longer version of this. Then entire video in all its glory
With real goblin crew
I'd love to but that's way too much work
Could it be done from cursed quest dances!
Migu
cursed quest items are not public, and even then I doubt you could ask every one of those for consent
Yeah need to ask person who made it, permission to use
@rapid scarab why you have hate?
Is it Gus (the new special needs fert) that’s in the mobile house?
Shaye has a pet carrier Carriage she uses for special frets that need close watching… it is/was in the ferret room while cleaning tonight.
It's the VIP lounge
they just got a blind ferret, probably thats why
Afaik they keep all new ferrets in strict quarantine for a while just in case, so it wouldn't be any if the new noodles
Lmao im at a restaurant right now and suddenly hotel california starts playing 
"Shame"
Auto correct bit my arse
Its fine. I already know its a typo lol
Its clearly because Thor hates kick chat nods
specifically becuase of you and your milk/cheese obsession
Wheres the "everyone I'm mad at is thor" image
Everything that's wrong is thor's fault
I cant remember, its here someplace though
its in the pinned messages
So it is
Ahah! 😄
Fancy that
<@&1489742543662092439> just in case
the hobs area here already i think
Guy left as soon as I caught him, so took me a bit to track everything was all.
thank you brother uncle
Let's see if chat gets my vision for this Bezos
Make Bezos into Mission control but with shreks expression
dont count with thor playing the game in the near future xD
uuh....
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Shame you don't get to see it lol
why?
Because they didn't show anything of the in game stuff lol
How fu**ed is it if moving my cursor around raises my CPU temps by 10 C… 😅
(Still runs Dune Awakening tho)
*melts the sand in my PC with digital sand
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didnt devs abandoned it for marathon?
Marathon flopped didn't it?
It's uh, lets say not doing the best
Not a complete flop but not as good as they hoped
they are focusing on new game that didnt go well, insted of supporting the community they already have
and the 2 games have 0 overlap
"we will ensure that Destiny 2 remains playable, just as the original Destiny is today. "
Bungie forgetting/ignoring about the content they sunsetted and IIRC is still part of an active lawsuit in
For context:
Destiny 2 had a peak playerbase of 316k and is currently (over 3 years later) averaging about 8-9k players
Marathon had a peak of 88k and is averaging about 8-9k two months later
Destiny 2 took away paid content years ago. Bungie can go suck a lemon and close already.
Oh and don't forget that Marathon is a very old IP, and anyone who enjoyed those OG games isn't likely going to enjoy the new one
but its not. its just a name, nothing of old IP remained
Marathon was in hot water wirh the art theft too
If those are Steam numbers they're likely way less than when it was on battle.net
Yeah, just steamdb numbers
its like if pokemon became a human pvp battle royale. same name, but 0 connection
Probably milions when it was battle.net before they started to "restructure" and turn it into mtx hell
I'm curious if Marathon even broke even with/after its launch. It can't have been too bad if it hasn't been shuttered already.
on its free trial, they lost 50% of players after 1 day
It's literally "We have Arc Raiders at home"
How long until Marathon goes f2p?
Day after servers shut down
If it went f2p, I'd try it, but doubt it'll keep me for long
I don't necessarily find that a bad thing. For me in a game like that, as long as the gunplay is smooth and fun, I'm set.
but then I would already have a game like that and why should I move over?
I'd rather play a unique game with jank gunplay over a generic smooth shooter
Me: "Is this as good or better than Titanfall/Apex Legends gun-kata play?"
Game: "No"
Me: "Does it do anything new?"
Game: "No"
Me: "Pass"
Ya'll should give this a try if you haven't seen it/tried it already:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3947610/ShatterRush_Open_PreAlpha/
Name had me worried for a sec. Almost thought it was made by the same Devs as Shatterline
strange that Highguard didn't capitalize on that, considering they were former apex devs. you'd think they would understand movement and gunplay
Highguard just had a bad smell to it. It felt to corpo-polished, regardless of whether it was or not
skull and bones at 3 bucks on steam xD
Seems all ocean style games are on sale
Pirate time
I miss the Sea n its spicy fishes
And for context Deadlock has had, and currently has a far higher player base than Highguard and it's still in Invite-Only Access (you can send an invite to any of your friends, no limit)
Granted it's a Character Shooter, Movement Shooter, and a MOBA all rolled into one (and the MOBA part is niche in and of itself) but it does a fantastic job at making you want to get better at it and understand it
It's also easy to understand to get better at it
the vibe of playing subnautica, seeing absolutely nothing:
blasting this on spoty: https://open.spotify.com/intl-es/track/6horli6yhrSbLmKQdcYTtQ?si=61d279cf2ec2490a
The most unsettling part of playing Subnautica*
I am ahvin a blast
I did a replay of it earlier this year after having not played it for a few years, still hits just right 
yeeeh

I am playing below zero because it has a couple stupid moments of not knowing what to do, but I want to finish it
I wouldn't say Easy, a lot of the descriptions of skills don't have enough detail to describe exactly what they do, and requires doing some testing to find out exactly what it does, but it does a good job at promoting you to want to do some investigation in the first place
subnautica has at least one moment of not knowing what to do - I found a ||thing|| and a ||place|| that I assume are connected but can't work out what I'm supposed to do with the ||thing||
it's maddening
in below zero is worse because new main quest are linked to you reaching X places
even if you dont see them
deadlock is the poster child for how to get people interested in this kind of game. keep it small, don't advertise and build a core community. use their feedback to guide you. been very interesting to see them implement changes and suggestions pretty much instantly, such as a streamer suggesting a cooler pose for a character, then seeing in game next update
the main issue I see with most of these live service games is they appear, buy tons of ads, then are surprised when nobody shows up to their birthday party. they have no community and they get feedback way too late in the process. the "beta test" two weeks before launch is a demo, you can't actually act on that feedback in time
The Lash™
Cursed beans for Thor's 4th of July
https://x.com/i/status/2057477647165280383
the pickle one I could see but the rocket pop.............. 
Any syrup is good for baked beans 
There's also apple pie
Guess we gotta send them to Thor, have him try for us because no way am I touching rocket pop lol
The best thing Apex Legends did was drop out of nowhere and let the players spread the word about it.
Ah yes the ones who lore is simply "is an asshole"
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Dead as disco on Steam!!!
please give me a subcribe,thank you!
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Sometimes simple is best
?
He stated the other day that the plan for him creating his new, non-ironman account in oldschool runescape is "on friday"
Tonight is the friday stream
I say tonight cause same timezone as him, thus midnight stream
Is tomorrow the day I actually play runescape? I always have the undeniable impulse to play a game when a goblin guild is created.
PFFFT

Lucky for me ironmen can still join clans (unless OSRS handles that differently from RS3)

I'd be 'scaping right now but my current goal requires VERY active gameplay, and my brain is firmly in "art mode"
so, it appears that 7tv is now disabling your ability to chat
@rapid scarab
big red ferrets
Okay, so I have kain bot on twitch functional... but what about kain bot on Discord?
I'm back online to circle back onto it 
🍞

Chat smells
Bread for all then
not originally. Red pandas were put in their own category, with a few others, but eventually became the only animal in that category.
So after a bit Red Pandas were finally put into mustelids as its the closest animal type to what Red Pandas are.
not originally but now they are 
it is a detail tho. means they aren't exactly a ferret or like other mustelids. They're a Panda. The Original Panda or whatever the actual name is that was given to them. i learned this in this video. Also about how badly endangered they are. https://youtu.be/Da_SK3INxvw
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Some of the clips featured were licensed from Newsflare
Music used:
Watching the Clouds- Lakey Inspired
A Walk on the Moon- Lakey Inspire...
a detail that affects nothing to the meme
#jacksepticeye #mayahiga #alveussanctuary #alveus
Jacksepticeye visited Maya Higa’s Alveus Sanctuary and during the break jacksepticeye revealed that he’d donate money to Alveus Sanctuary!
Watch the full video here: https://www.youtube.com/live/qberatnwFhU?is=8kFdyu61_Y60fCV5
Red pandas were the original pandas. The pandas we know today were named that way because they resembled red pandas at a glance. Red pandas later lost their classification as pandas.
imagine taking a meme this seriously
not to be compared to the Koala 
All creatures on the Australia servers are hard mode mutants
Which is bullshit.
Also its something else. it means panda but the name is something else.
the video i shared talks about it
they look angry in the thumbnail of that video i shared.
Also the video goes over this.
Holy shit its 9/11 
its a meme from a bad review of that movie that was posted to youtube. the person at the time was going through mental issues due to the lockdown at the time.
the person has apologized since posting that video.
I am not watching that video
thas reminds me there is a red european polecat
red ferts
Red fert!
i cant believe red hates animals. 
If that is true. Perhaps Red is guilty of a crime.
But seeing as Red is innocent of all crimes it must not be true
exactly
Why not? its a very good video. And also shares a Red Panda Charity site
hating animals is a crime, as such red cannot be innocent of all crimes. 
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what would an undersea goblin be? a fish person?
Merblin
I was the do it for the clip person >.<
got the clip of him gettin eaten 
here
sadly in the barrier thing he didnt die so it wasnt as fun
btw in spain we have a twitter account that gives us tomorrows weather with pokemon: https://x.com/poke_tiempo/status/2057120136218251322?s=20
and I think its cool
(its in centipides)
Looks hot tomorrow?
also yes
the fire pokemon say otherwise. it says hot
Oh if I can survive grass fires and forest fires here, I'm sure you can survive whatever hellscape is being wraught there too.
I've been to Phoenix in the summer.
yeh but tis is mid spring xD
oh yeah. you ever have fog so thick you literally cannot see your hand 2 inches from your own face?
yeah but you've never experienced fog like I experience every year. and I know this, because we literally have the thickest fog in the world and it's called the Tule fog.
*laughs in south east asian
Last time I checked, 22nd of May was end of the spring
I also happen to live by the two major roads, I5 and HW99, that have the most fatal accidents caused by the fog. So every year I risk being in a pileup that would barely make a blip in the news.
But considering shitty weather until mid~end of April it's actually can be mid spring
YES TULE FOG
NO ONE ELSE UNDERSTANDS
Tule fog literally turns us into silent hill every year
its wild
pretty sure there is fog outside USA
not like the tule fog
Tule fog is crazy thick and it sits very low on the ground, peat bogs get the same sort of fog
sure
If it's supposedly "thickest in the world" then "silent hill" sells it extremely short.
I've had thicker fog than SH here in the northwest USA
It is a very dense low altitude radiation fog.
Yes that's....
..literally what fog is
You know in cartoons where they slice the fog with a knife like it were cake?
not your little wispy puffy clouds
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
Your puny fogs don't have their OWN WIKIPEDIA PAGE! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tule_fog
Tule fog ( TOO-lee) is a thick ground fog that settles in the San Joaquin Valley and Sacramento Valley areas of California's Central Valley. Tule fog forms from late fall through early spring (California's winter season) after the first significant rainfall. The official time frame for tule fog to form is from November 1 to March 31. This phenom...
come one guys, we all know only americans have fog, and its the best fog ever
Okay bluntly can you shut up with the fog elitism?
This is beyond stupid
combination of us having the delta, peat bog fields and being an inland valley surrounded by tons of water ways
the americans are awake
There is literally zero reason for that comment
We will not have our fog besmirched!
I at no point did anything of the sort.
In fact at one point I did the exact opposite
Fog! Fog! Fog! Fog!
thas normal fog
We
GET IT
that was at like 12PM
Holy crap
You have special fog we ####ing get it.
It's ok to by envious of our fog. it's the best fog. Greatest fog in the world some would say.
...
Somehow, you managed to get even more obnoxious about it by making that comment
the real issue is, people don't know how to drive in it, and don't have fog lights on their cars
and the turn on their damn high beams thinking it'll help
You guys dont need to wear masks in a fog right?
instead they have big giant hallogen headlights angled directly at oncoming traffic.
some people do.
Fog.
One-upsmanship.
Seriously what even?
For us, we have to deal with haze, a worse one
in 2016-17 when we had the really bad fires up north + the fog yeah. cause the fog was riddled with ash.
but I mean, thatd hold true anywhere
that wasn't specific to us
The 2016-2017 fires were so close to where I lived at the time that there was a possibility we would have had to evacuate. Thankfully that did not happen.
we also have haze from the sahara desert sometimes
ohh yeah the dust storms that roll through
those are freaky
turn the damn sky red
We have to deal with haze caused by a neighbouring countrys agricultural fires
South America also gets some haze from the sahara.
Amazing how a desert across the entire ocean supplies a rain forest with nutrients
Check your Geography the Sahara is nowhere near South America
Saharan dust (also African dust, yellow dust, yellow sand, yellow wind or Sahara dust storms) is an aeolian mineral dust from the Sahara, the largest hot desert in the world. The desert spans slightly more than 9 million square kilometers, from the Atlantic Ocean to the Red Sea, from the Mediterranean Sea to the Niger River valley and the Sudan ...
wind is a wild thing.
Yeah, that's the point of how amazing it is 😛
dust is not haze
that was specifically about the person saying the dust from sahara couldnt be in SA>
I wasnt saying the dust was haze
Chill red.
well, I did say haze
not everyone is arguing with you
- Elitism over pointless nonsense
- "Um actually" comments from people who don't actually know what they're talking about
What the hell happened to the goblins?
Where did the silly chaos go?!
which btw, haze would include dust
there is no sahara haze on SA, dust on the clouds maybe
unless Im horribly bad at geography, the amazon basin is located in south america.
correct?
I think Red is trying to say the dust isn't causing an obscuring of visibility.
Oh, in that case yes
at least for how it gets to that part of the world it's mostly in precipitation
I dont care about this conversation anymore, do what you want xD
We can talk about making cheese out of dust from the Sahara that ends up in the Amazon basin
I dont want dust cheese
Gritty cheese
that sounds unpleasnt
can we talk about having Shaye with a chainsaw in the middle of the Amazon 
no, we need those trees
Can someone explain that to me?
Never understood the chainsaw jokes
shaye said she wanted a chainsaw to deal with a tree that had fallen down on the property
Thor doesn't want shaye to have a chainsaw
the goblins be goblins
with goblins it's never that complicated
Its because shaye once cut herself accidentally right?
Give her the chainsaw she'll be fiiiiine
while whiddling yes
I'm not sure what knife she accidentally cut herself with
According to Thor probably not. He's told us a story on how Shaye cut through the skin of her finger straight to the bone. no blood came out.
this is why he doesn't want Shaye to have a Chainsaw
shaye'll be finnnneeeee
i probably worded that poorly as i've forgotten what the exact words were
close enough
Well clearly she's one of those intelligent/sapient zombies then.
Meaning chainsaw is nothin' 👍
im going to be like 2 hours from them come august. I should just go hand deliver one
If it wouldn't cause a thousand and a half problems for everyone, I'd want to make a bunch of little clay goblin figurines, go up there, and just hide em all over the place.
make a bunch of little gnomes with Thor's face

Pov thor defending his home from the gnomes
See that's the part that would be bad
And is what eternally prohibits the goblin figure antics
Disguise the gnome as a chicken of the wood, place it near his home where he forages. That way he takes it home without realizing it
A what
A type of mushroom, tastes like chicken
Neat
I really wanna try this and see if it actually tastes like chicken
It's hard to find since it's almost always already picked by another forager.
wow I am stupid. I just put up some decorative tapestries and sat down and was looking for my headphones.....they're on my head.
I do that with my glasses some times
I look for them, while being able to see clearly and i'm like "where the hell did I put my glasses"
I once used my phone's flashlight, to search for my phone
oh no...
very oldge
you shut your goblin mouth I'm not old.. I'm timeless!
In the olden days my bones did not creak
anytime my knees start creaking I just do more squats until they don't make noise anymore. and I really only get that when I've been sitting with my legs in a weird position.
I once could not find my mouse, so I proceeded to put the mouse on the table to open the drawers to search for it
The human brain is both awe inspiringly brilliant and dumbfoundingly stupid
What is that sorcery? Is that what we call exercise?
Early 20s...that is centuries ago
im not THAT old
it's the mid 20s now what do you mean?
I am
Or at least I feel that way
I feel my brain and whatever people call soul is hundreds of years
Amazing
-arises from the grave- we talkin' about how old we are?
ancient
old enough to remember when 25 cents could buy a coke six pack? I've heard legends of such a time
My first windows was windows ME 🙂
my favorite part about the stories from the time before the internet was how a guy could tell his boss that they don't want to work there anymore but "could my friend work here instead"
I'm old enough to have played the original Hearts of Iron game
4 hours 
4 hours of sleep = bad 4 hours of gaming = good
Real gaymers dont need sleep /j
or water apparently
Unless you're Thor
Thor isn't human so that advice doesn't apply
i remember dos 6.1 and horror stories of ppl storing data on floppies and then sticking them to office cabinets with magnets to have easy access to them the next day, only to discover the data was gone
and i remember they were called floppies cuz they were big and square and 'floppy' cuz they were like some magnetized film or w/e in thin plastic covering
the name just stuck when they came out with the smaller 3.5 in diskettes
the black floppies were cheap, but i liked getting the color sets cuz they were pretty and i could color coordinate my files on them
And then you have some tween ask you why the save icon looks like a vending machine.
so they were floppy in a past iteration? I always wondered about that
yeah! they did that whole 'wob-wob-wob' sound if you flapped them
and if you bent it, that was it, dead af and no chance of recovering data
Why the hecc is Thor online so early?!
they came in these paper sleeves for 'protection' and it was drilled into our heads in high school that you're never to open that metal tab on the floppy cuz if dust got onto the film, that'd also run the risk of ruining the film
and that would mean data loss
check out the Museum of Obsolete Objects’ video on Floppy Disks: https://youtu.be/QqpR44hOD3U
yeah that's it!
i remember my mom bringing those home from work and i'd have to explain to her that my pc used the smaller 3.5 disks, not the big ones
And there was also the larger 8" variety for a while.
now mine doesn't even have a cd player much less a floppy disk port
I don't have a floppy drive anymore but I still have an optical. I've got too many dvds to get rid of it.
they're gonna see our house as a museum in generations to come 
so much analogue tech
I think the ceo of twitch was doing a livestream answering questions regarding viewbots
So he had to watch to see how twitch is handling viewbots
Ah
I'm gonna guess this probably means stream is getting cancelled for tonight
Cause lack of sleep
I hope not, my thor stream withdrawal is getting worse /j
he really needs to set 1 day a week to rest or he will burn out
Thor do not be like the Japanese; please avoid workaholism
Thors been on the blockgame server the whole time. he could be finishing up the level 5 dungeon and watvhing that, but i just went to twitch and didn't see any Dan Clancy stream.
ok. that was many hours ago. that stream has since ended.
didnt he say he's going to stream thursdays on kick, other days normally and takes a day off when he feels he needs it? 🤔
he didn't stream yesterday as he needed to rest.
yes. that was my point. he takes rest days when he feels like it. 
I'm actually wondering about it now
the comparison to working 7 days a week is still there 🤷♂️
He is working a level of hours that I'm pretty sure would be considered illegal if he wasn't his own employer
Like... you cannot schedule someone this kind of workload
Hell. Even on his "vacation" he said he hated it cause he didnt have anything else to do
THOR.
DO NOT BE LIKE THE JAPANESE ON THIS 
They do a lot of good things but work culture aint one of em
His boss at amazon games studio was right. He got too used to a workaholic shift at blizzard
The same thing happened with his father. i remember during the interview his father said when he started working at Jagex he wasn't use to work shifts ending Super early, because at Blizzard it was different.
Thor's had a LOT of stuff happening lately. Good and bad. He needs to keep himself busy.
yes. the all-father used to work at gegex.
But we worry he's overdoing it
I definitly have concerns
He's like a shark. if he stops moving forward, he dies.
Also if I suddenly drop out of the chat assume I passed out from sleeby
go to bed
To be clear my anti-antishrimp antics is purely just antics.
I'm literally laying in bed straight as an arrow
don't make me get the chancleta
I get plantar fasciitis because I point TOO much
that's what someone shrimp-maxxing would say. 

I was not joking I do actually get plantar fasciitis from the way I sleep
You aint getting that kind of stretched-wrong tendons from shrimping
no, but you're weaking your back and neck muscles which will lead to issues later on.
..... That..
Did you even read what I said?
I'm literally suffering from going too far in the OPPOSITE direction
weaking? did you mean weakening?
i did, but my phone thought otherwise.
When laying down my legs straighten, knees lock, and feet point.
Damn near automatically
im not saying be a gymnast and do back bends. I'm just saying once in a while sit up straight. remind your back and neck that they do in fact need to hold up your spine.
Oh, sitting?
@fresh ginkgo just get rid of your electronics and let sleep take you 
Not an issue
NO.
THE BLUE LIGHT COMPELLS ME
the unshramping has never been about sleeping positions
it's been about people sitting for hours hunched over and then wondering why their back can't hold them up when they stand without hurting for more than a few minutes at a time.
In my defense for sitting posture I physically cannot reach my mouse otherwise.
Desk sucks
trust me, I shramp. I just periodically unshramp
the goal is to not become perma shramps
You don't have to worry about shramp seating
The power curve 
From me
can i get a temp pass? kinda lost all my muscle mass during 4 weeks of medically induced sleep so i'm still in the process of rebuilding my body. 
But my antics will continue
yes, medical reasons are always a pass
🦐

morning goblins
Until I can actually get my depression room to match my non-depression self, I can't even reach my PC for it to be an issue
atleast i've had progress. within past... 1-1,5weeks. i've transitioned from wheelchair to using only walker when i'm at home. 
hell yeah.
If I'm in my room I'm in my bed cause that's all I can actually get to
if i leave home it:s still wheelchair for safety reasons, but most of the time it's walker. 
Rock on
hey, you do what you need to, to ensure you're safe.
doesnt' invalidate the progress you've made
Learning to walk again is not an easy thing.
yeah. physio therapist keeps reminding me to go with safety first. though now she has learned that it's not necessary since i'm cautious person by nature. dont need an accident in the midst of all this. 
it takes most of us 9-15months to learn it the first time.
and the hosptial equipment to back it up to it is kinda medieval as well
it is not. more so when you have nerve damage in your legs from the 4weeks sleep.
i'm now at the point of having enough strength in my legs to be able to walk. but my balance is so out of whack that i cannot stand without support. which is why the walker is necessary.
I kid you not chat. this is basically what they use to help people stand.
doesnt help that the nerve damage in my legs means my legs below the knees are... essentially dead weight. so hard to correct my balance without those muscles. 
you'll get there.
I get episodic peripheral neuropathy. so i get it
or at least get to a place that you're personally comfortable with
pretty much. not too far off. the one i used at the hospital was metal and bit more portable.
lets say when i tuahgt my ex to walk many moons ago it was more more basic than that
yeah. i'm almost at that point since i can walk and move on my own. i just want to extend the range i can walk without needing a break. anything past that is gonna be a bonus.
holy poop, then you've already gotten a long way. The progress youve made is really impressive and you should be proud of yourself
small steps and planning walks around walls and benches.
oh i am. it's amazing what hurdles goblin body can go through. stroke followed by a heart attack. 
damn bro, way to go to kick the reaper in the balls
too stubborn to die.
you literally looked death in the eye and went "nah bruh"
happened at the end of 2024 so... been a long journey. still got some ways to go.
you've got this.
heh yh come back later, i am aint done cooking
watching thor when i was at the hospital was part of my daily routines. him and the goblins kept me sane in that enviroment.
I am glad we were able to help.
DIP
Lapel.e
@wintry coyote you are an inspiration tho my dude. It is amazing what we can do when failure is not an option
Henry typed it on shaye's phone to twitch chat
Lapel. e to you too my brethren. 
Oooo
absolutely. cannot stop, wont stop. i still got stuff to do.
You must not underestimate finnish urge "Torille!"
nah. this is good old fashioned sisu.
oh wow twtich has shit itself on my end
no emote spam for me lol
erm twtich where the bit i type in xD
are you using 7tv extension?
click the 7tv button at the top and get the new extension, and remove the old one
if so, update it.
urg ok
yeep 7TV is borked
7tv borked FFZ too earlier this year. 
Good really good!
but yeah. odds were heavily against my survival. doctors were telling my family that they dont know what to do anymore when my heart was failing, after it miraculously started working again they were saying that because of the 47mins of resuscitation(elvytys) i wouldnt be myself anymore. just got clean papers from neuropsychologist 2 weeks ago. proving doctors wrong multiple times already. 
Yeah the human bosy is weird. i have worked in hopsitals and sometimes people just put themselves back together
Thats.... Wild
dying? brain damage? pssht... who's got time for that?
No one for sure
Thats some DLC tho bro
More like they tried to change whole game
you got that rare prevent death scroll from D4 hardcore
but to be honest, dont wanna try it again. 
1 star review: do not recommend
one life transforming near death experience is enough.
O you dont recomend....
honestly i would never recommend hospital resus to anyone. they just make you come out the other side wanting breakfast the next day
i've told few people this already. as much as i appreciate how much this has made me rethink my life, view things differently and it put things in different perspective for the better... it's still not an experience i would wish on anyone. this is one of those "sage level insights, but at what cost" moments.
||I've been on the other side of it. It is not fun on anyone involved. The fact you lived after 12 mins without being a potato blows my mind, let alone over 30||
||sure if you were hyperthermic and cold and dead then sure id get it.||
sensitive subject so spoilering
pretty much. was an amazing luck that i was already in hospital when it hit.
We have 777
7s confirmed
What in the world is THAT 



