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Liquid spores? Is that q stable storage method?
Thats a TTS question 
Interbutts answer
https://zombiemyco.com/blogs/mushrooms/how-long-do-spore-syringes-last-in-the-fridge
I have the Allies, the Comintern, the North American Federation, The Peoples Front, and The Coalition of Free Commonwealth States
I have only to thank Paradox entertainment for adding so many different alternate history outcomes
all this and I only have 3 of the 7 dlc they have available
can't forget French Germany
glad to see The Kingdom Of Italy instead of French Italy
This made me immediately imagine a HORRIFYING ChubbyEmu video... 
i was thinking of a concept
Yeah for could be as they make those more as new versions than Townsends who make more autenthic. Name was funny so linked here
Oh their video is 11 years old <.<
For a moment I thought you were talking about irl politics! 
i cast potato potato potato
getting advertised for turbo before stream even starts
Food!
7s confirmed
Was literally just about to pull a "WHERE IS HE?" XD
Twitch is not in a good spot
They have a deal with crunchyroll I think, but they use that to advertise twitch turbo.
I love supporting small streamers... lol
im going to put everyone in timeout.
They started it.
its entirely too early for this level of unhinged
Never too early
Is this stream approved by Mirror? Have Thor rested his bones enough?
pokes Mirror's soul
he had a whole day off
forced
but a day off
He better have gotten some rest then 
no internet will do that
Was the outage a planned one but with unplanned extra long duration?
He does sound a lot better so I would guess he did get some rest
i think there was work being done, but unsure of the timescale
He is in a time loop though
Planned internet outage but a day later than it was supposed to be IIRC
planned, but moved to later in the day it was originally planned for
But moom... We want to play!
Where does cheese go on the family tree?
No
probably in that weird cabinet with Ashesofstevensharifslawsuit
and where is dr. bees in the tree?
dr bees: a chat without bees in it?!
🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝
I like how the bee emote shows up differently on the text input field than it does in the emote list and the actual chat
Tiny drones
Big mood
"im three seconds old and I'm already over everyone's bullshit"
It… is beautiful
its Goblins Cheesecabinet
'
oddly the sped up version is better.
Thor when Mirror is rapidly approaching.
Use wisely 
you think a crucifix can stop me
It's the thoughts and prayers which count 
yeah those don't work either
Well, I tried. Mirror's power is too great. Nothing can stop Mirror
maybe a good sanwhich will get you some time
I have a question. Does anyone know if thor would be willing to do a ttrpg like dnd some day?
I just over exerted myself trying to clean up the window frame to install the new air con and ... yeah my leg hurts a lot now (torn muscle a week ago)
hmm....
Ask about it on stream, he'll show you his box. Recently he also did a oneshot on stream with a couple other streamers
that was great, wish he could continue it with winky and khronos
@minor nymph
This is for me, read the last line
@minor nymph from my account. i'm not an affiliate
its locked
you cant do payout but they let you spend within twitch it seems
ok going to w8 little before posting other thing
doing the interview to check
Let me go live and see if twitch'll pay me
@minor nymph
That's SO dirty.
Grrrrrrr Twitch 
is this any use?
Anyone else getting asked for "Parent consent"? I don't think Twitch has ever asked me for my birthdate...
Weird...
Google does not want me looking into this I guess 😛
twitch isnt an employer
It's B2B stuff
True, I was just curious
Wow, what happened on that one day where there was over 10m viewers on at once?
the answer is no. that was something that was made illegal decades ago.
That's what I thought. Appreciate the confirmation. Seeing as google was being a sneaky sneak.
so I have to go to a tax proffessional for a non-affiliated channel that cannot cash out?
Yep.
google be sneaky all the time where I search for something about corporate overreach and illegal acts, and google just goes "THERES NOTHING TO SEE HERE" and doesn't even give me a single link and the AI blurb just says there is an error.
lol
google be like DO NOT REDEEM
How do I ask about stuff on stream? I'm new to this.
!tts
You can have Text To Speech/Talk To Streamer (TTS) for 50k Channel Points or any bit donation 500 or higher. Once submitted, your message will be added to The Queue, which Thor activates manually. If Thor does not get to your message by the end of stream it will become 'Debt' on the 'Debt-Tracker' channel in Discord. Thor pays out to charity when that value hits $7,777 or more. Answered TTS questions are timestamped in Discord in the answered-tts channel.
Or you can just ask in chat and hope he picks it up
@minor nymph
@Thor it is inside the agreement:
If you have opted-in to the Spendable Balance, you will not receive a payout of your Program Fees unless you are eligible for such payout, including by being a Twitch Affiliate or Twitch Partner, you have reached the Payment Threshold, and you have opted via your dashboard to receive a payout. For clarity, you are not eligible for payout of Program Fees unless and until you qualify as a Twitch Affiliate or Twitch Partner and the Payment Threshold is me
@minor nymph
thank you
Found some bullshit @minor nymph
Gottem.
Gotem
where brother?
I just noticed Broncle?
I see I got added. Why. Why like this.
Nobody can escape 
oh yeah should add there one block before goblins from red "Where Brother"
Also apparently I cant turn off subs/bits on my profile which makes me a bit sad. Even if you opted out of spendable balance.
Hello Broncle!
you said you would like to be pet ^^
this is true
but i also said i am the killer of carrots
@restive grotto
ah i just heard from others more louder that feed carrots to firebirb
nope, i kill them. I am a hater of carrots
do not listen to the non believers
As the family pet squirrel I like to be goblin all the nuts
It comes with the name 
I think this is the current official one we should use.
Error 2000 for anyone else?
Right now im using kick so no error 2000
as you invent it you are other parent ^^
what
makes sence on goblin mind?
but im a birb
imp could be just summoned?
that would make sense
yknow, imps are outsider creatures in d/d
imps = goblins in other communities
multiverse goblins
yeah and those are just Goblins with horns? or more spicy?
Pretty sure, they look the same
Like Kobolds are just hairy or scaly Goblins
Morning
Exactly. Imps are multiuniverse goblins. They exist in other chats. Or other chats are Imps.
i like to believe that trolls are just goblins that ate too much trash and it killed what little connectivity to the brain cell they had, so they got fat, cant think for themselves, and only want to eat more trash.
I always thought it was the other way around
goblins are basically trolls that can behave themselves in public
goblining =/= trolling
but they're like... cousins or something
yeah but sometimes we get trolls who come into our community and become goblins
Should we add then Trolls as adopted?
Need to have hobgobblins and connected to them be Trolls, the Dinner
No darwinnin love 
what do you meaaaan we have an award dedicated to you
What you mean?
the darwin awards
sorry my smol goblin brain dont remember if you needed to be added
stream related:
I only have one _ on kick
bot shit itself
Its hilarious ngl
will happen if your kick name is different to your twitch name
and it does exist on twitch
Oh wow it is
But that doesnt explain this lol
Because it's a bot's message with the bot disgusing as them while posting the message, look at the tag. It's just that when you click the name, it shows it with whatever the last avatar the bot imitated was instead of the one of the person it was imitating, because reasons.
Red is never going to let me live this down
tbf
I cant change it to 2 underscores on kick
it gets mad
like people with . on their mails
so 
Who are you again?
Oh look pretty vase, must be moms. Careful now
Well, I didn't need any self esteem this morning it's fine

found this, reminded me of the typical chat heckler
Im sorry, but i think we have not talked much.
Idiocracy effect
this film was prophetic
could be worse. Could have a space in your last name and so many systems that are automated sees it as a middle name and truncates it so it's no longer your correct last name
I have always used complete sentences; including punctuation.
What those oo you see there hobgoblin bother eatring going to ask a piece you want one o where you went
I just noticed the family tree basically looks like I just showed up and didn't come from Thor at all 
Not fully alabama here
The Kobolds were introduced to reduce inbreeding of the goblins?
Sounds reasonable
And now @rapid scarab and @molten sable makes Imps because asked Where Brother!
Dont know how but just gets here
Oh we're getting imps? I mean it makes sense if Thor is mephisto.
Goblining is a form of trolling. It's the light-hearted whimsical type of trolling where no one gets hurt or mad. which is contrast to ogre trolling, which is mean spirted and hurtful.
Like all my TTS messages regarding centaurs has been goblining, a light hearted troll. But I would never ogre someone
dear milk drinkers of this chat, what has Thor gone through during this stream, I am on an off today so I want to know what exactly should I pay attention in the VoD after (by the list on #streams there was a bunch of stuff)
One thing i can tell you is the family tree must grow 
we've actually been pretty tame today. Red is in blockgame and I was napping.
and hol up, if fyrebird is a bird, that means they're a government drone, which means they're a bot?
and if they're a bird, it also means I as the local Federal Bird Inspector will have to inspect them from time to time, am I getting this right?
Ban hello????
Firebirb
oh whoops fyrebirb
this implies breeding is happening at all with these siblings... 
I went from being a siberian lynx, went a brief period as a pigeon, and now I'm a Squirvian. Which just proves my changeling status
Also firebirb is at least 99% carrot by mass, so not a government drone
FOOL what do you think powers government drones? mostly carrots and a small amount of millet
/ˈɡɒb.lɪn.ɪŋ/
verb (informal, internet slang)
To tease, prank, or mildly inconvenience another person in a playful, whimsical, or absurd manner without malicious intent; to engage in chaotic but affectionate trolling.
“She kept sending cursed centaur facts in TTS just to confuse the streamer. Pure goblining.”
Derived from: Goblin, referencing the mischievous but often comical behavior associated with goblins in modern fantasy folklore.
o·gre·ing
/ˈoʊ.ɡɚ.ɪŋ/
verb (informal, internet slang)
To harass, mock, or troll another person with genuine malice or cruelty disguised as humor; to engage in intentionally hurtful antagonism.
“There’s a difference between goblining your friends and outright ogreing strangers online.”
Derived from: Ogre, referencing the brutish and cruel nature commonly associated with ogres in folklore and fantasy fiction.```
So, Trolling is the mid point of Goblining and Ogre'ing?
Trolling is an umbrella term.
goblining and ogreing are subsets of trolling.
Because we can all agree there are funny trolls that are fun to be trolled by, and then there are assholes
I would've assumed it was Ogre'ing minus the intent.
Does it being an umbrella term imply that Trolls have long cornered the market as opposed to goblins and ogres?
That Trolls are just better at pranks and mockery than goblins and ogres?
They're not offering chese pizza anymore? Must have been a limited time offer.
Another o7
I can't believe I got got a bit ago, and I don't even know how other than somehow my authenticator app and someone had access to the backup codes. luckily I have multiple authenticator apps so I don't put everything into one basket.
Well technically Trolling doesn't come from the fantasy beast. Trolling was actually a fishing term.
it meant to drag a baited line to catch unsuspecting targets
Oh, you don't know? Trolls are excellent fishers.
Trolls actually taught man to fish to bait/troll/piss off the fish.
Well if you think about it the origin of the troll mythological beast, was made by a people who actually were good at fishing. Also their appearance was mocking themselves and other people in the region.
if you think about it, our use of the word has never really changed. It's always just been a way to make fun and ramble about, and catch unsuspecting prey
if you steal someones token and know their password you can just view the backup codes
also stealing someones token is enough to just take over their account
yeah but it was 3 of my accounts.
afaik they're not supposed to show backup codes again. one time deal. otherwise, takeover is trivial
Maybe they stole a google auth token and got your backup codes that way
I had woken up with a bunch of emails saying that backup codes were used to access my accounts. and also what disco said
I just want to know HOW.
Also winblows is a jerk. Hard crashed and it decides to update on reboot
It's a widespread problem so it has to be something major that's not really controllable by the average user.
I actually woke up to find my pc had restarted and updated this morning.
Sorry I didn't think you would notice
Only one? Weak.
Updating my PC is a step TOO FAR, FAE!
Smh, selling your computer access to a fae
That's what happens.
They update your winblows
But Broncle, kobold mom show funny things
I didn't sell NUFFIN! Got to figure out how she got in... might need to reseal the windows.
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just like lil red would do
then of course the main menu on Youtube music got me coming back to Carolean's Prayer - Sabaton slowed
they know me so well
I should say I trained the algorithm well
Thor may as well be a mushroom
last one with kity
hai red
hewo
Support your fellow birb- we are fighting the good fight. VIVA Z'OISEAU!!!!!
(so my message is currently hidden but TLDR: There's lore between birds and birbs)
Do Squirvians count in this? I'm part birb
Wait, I thought Zultralord preferred to be addressed as 'McBitch'? Or does he prefer just 'Bitch' now?
-# I hope I haven't been deadnaming him
yes
you are in our resistance and fight against da man as we fight for birb kind
Birbs shall win, Birbs will blot out the sun
video is ai
I feel like Zultralord would be the type of person to use 'egads' unironically
I feel like he would also go "What you egg!"
oh good call. Story is real tho, got vids and docs of it. so Ill replace it
you can't just call people eggs
it's rude
smh
Well the guy who said it was a murderer
that's also rude
I love how the embedded thumbnail still shows even though the image has been removed from link lol
yoink
The internet is forever
Somewhere out there that thumbnail was cached. It's permanent now.
How horfible for you
Well, that's what I would say if I wasn't in the kitchen cooking for the past 20 minutes.
Certainly someone did.
Does it matter?
I saw, but I have a terrible memory for faces, so I already forgot almost everything 
oh it matters because now no one will believe them
I did see the picture
but also have a horrible memory for faces
tbh sometimes I just look at someones face real close and be like "wait your face is actually different than it is how I see it normally"
How do you see Thor's face?
wid ma eyeholes
His vision is running
Someone better go catch it then.

my dlc status
I don't even know what you're playing
Hearts of Iron 4
A game, duh.

anyone know what that last tts was referring to?
unfortunately went over my head a bit
You are what you eat
Yes
did you downloaded it and removed the transparent background?
xD
its just milk?
@tender acorn ah no is discord being weird
it's meant for the kids
get the nut milk if you want some
now is the other way around

discord might be affected by breast milk...
fair
Yes, like cow milk also or goat milk
do the nuts have kids too?
Goes well with coffe too
coffee with kids on it 
So do you eat cheese, yogurt or any other milk produc @subtle gate ?
nooo, that something else 
kek get email from Microsoft with a security code to login request, except the funny thing is...they sent it to an email that isn't even associated with any Microsoft accounts xD so it's very obviously a phishing attempt
I've gotten early morning MS security code login requests the last two saturdays, I haven't checked to see if it's phishing, I have namesakes all around the world/country who try to log into my account honestly lol.. I always assume it's one of them
This account USED to be tied to an xbox live account. Back in the days of the original xbox and 360 for a short time. But I unlinked my email from it and haven't used that account in over 15 years
speaking of which. I wonder if any of you who played halo and halo 2 ever watched the YouTube series Halo Tricks
I liked Red vs Blue
dont rember
I skipped the entire Halo series. Aiming on thumbsticks is not for me.
It was a time when I didn't have my own computer but I had an xbox
By any chance, does The Leet World rings a bell to anyone?
I don't think so for me
Bit offtopic but I was digging through my 100% real archives and found this.
Remember when Thor showed us his milk bowl on kick only stream?
I do. He was so happy about it too 
that
... that's not thor that there is a doppleganger
wdym, that's a screenshot I took on stream 
Why does his face look like that‽
Audacity of this man sayig why are we like this when they are most unhinged!!!!
Like what? He's just really happy about kick becoming his milk stream
I know right? 😤 Gaslighting us like that
Are you trying to gaslight the fey?
he drink milk outta that?!
yes, Thor and all off chat took a simultaneous toast out of our milk containers
what do you mean?
Looks freshly milked
Gaslamp
Clearly that isn't really Thor but a doppleganger don't lie to me
As a changeling I know these things
I think it's logical to assume there'd be some confusion, but like me they've taken the precaution of labeling their Actual Screenshot Folder as such so as not to confuse it will the Silly PS Bullshittery folder
Fact check: 100% TRUE, certified by Ferret&Milk Enthusiasts 
twinsies
Oh this is truly haunted
I think you mean delightful? We were all there on the stream, don't you remember?
There is hair, glasses?, headset so it must be thor?
That's what doppelgangers want you to think
would a doppleganger skinwalker post on thors account though?
Oo must be true
Yes that's exactly what they would do
So milk strem ok noted
no prob, some tinfoil conspiracy theorists would say it's fake tho 😤
y'all don't understand how serious these doppelgangers are.
What it is?
And what is skinwalker? Is it like a hunter who only wears skins what they hunted?
A doppelganger is a creature who looks exactly like a person and they are obsessed with replacing the original person. Everyone has one, but they won't notice you until you notice them. Which means if Thor has a doppelganger on stream it means Thor saw them and noticed they looked like him
So twins who hate each other?
they're not twins. It's something sinister
Ooh...
They are from the fey realm and even we are afraid of them
"I'm calling from Microsoft Virus Cleaning Division with the dire news the Windows computer attached to this phoneline is full of malware and you have been hacked and you have to pay us lots of money to fix it because the hackers are very bad people and we are totally Microsoft Virus Cleaning Division honest"
and gave them "b*tch this is the outside line in the shed" 
(paraphrased)
I...what?
I got a call from some scammers pretending to be micro$hit on the outside phoneline in the shed trying to tell me the "computer attached to this phoneline has viruses only we can remove for money"
and being as I was in the shed I told them as such, a lot less politely that I quoted just then 😆
lol
normally I'd play with them for ten minutes but I was busy and they'd interupted my flow
why would thor do this /j
Also to let y'all know. I am not lawful. I am in fact chaotic, however, the type of chaotic I am just happens to be lawful chaotic.
thought the cat was gonna leap at her
Thats normal for siblings
So I missed the plans for Thursday kick streams, what’s the plans?
this mine
could be wrong but kick stream every thursday until the money runs out, and a full schedule of 7 days of streaming with breaks whenever thor decides to
totally not me on thors account
atleast thats what i recall from stream yesterday
he should rest but tbf kick only streams are smaller and chiller
wouldn't it be WAY better if that was milk?
@0GuardianAngelz There have been 8 million broadcasters on Twitch in the last 90 days as per SullyGnome. 1.25 million of those are affiliates and partners. That leaves around 6.75 million non-affiliate broadcasters left over. If even 10% of these non affiliated accounts received 1 single sub then
I wonder for who is good to keep the money on the platform
because totally not for the streamer xD
Bezos wants another mega yacht
perfect
:3

helo 🙂
delicious bowl of questionable liquid
I didnt specify what type of milk it is
it should be full of devil eggs
is better to leave it to imagination
therefore it's questionable
yes
the question is what type
I bet it's dodo milk
i wonder if you could make a giant devilled egg out of multiple eggs and some mold to shape them with
I hate how uncomfortable this scene is
but also that kinda means the actor did a good job
yes. and its....gross
I think its the name
like yea from acting it's like.... real good
still uncomfortable tho
whole series is meant to make you unconfortable
it's Jofferey from GoT level acting
I spent entirely way to long on this silly Piercing Blue Eyed Thor.
why does he also have instagram face smoothing filter
he's seen agartha
It was just the image I was using as a base. I forgot where it came from
and then he goes and does it himself on stream
At this point you might as well make a "dress up the Thor" game with all these assets
show off !
face filters really hate thor's scar
dude has green screen eyes xD
I need a clean crisp image of Thor in which I can make silly edits out of.
The urge?
OH a google drive XD
I expected the movie Drive
I thought you meant some drive or urge to make silly edits of Thor's face
I dived thorchan to save all the originals I could find
Oh I see you even saved the one I did
yeh I put all there just in case
mostly because 90% edits of thor this days are the same 2 faces
I will save this for now, but I just realized how late it was. I've got a D&D game to get to and it's the last session of this campaign.
ah I see they're back to making new shit up to be mad about
dropped obligatory like
, people suck
Why are people still like this 
OP is a blue tick
dude is farmin engagement
poorly if I should say myself
PirateSoftware hate gets lots of engagement sadly 
well dude has a tweet accusing a streamer of botting... because she ahs "bot" on her name
Indeed
damned thor bringin juicy drama 😩
dont correct me for I dont respect your language at all
I speak french and english is my secondary langage.
I'll see your buffalo and raise you nashville
https://youtube.com/shorts/sPu2BF483kY
Chef John shows you how to make what he called one of the most amazing fried chicken recipes ever: Crisp and Spicy Nashville Hot Chicken.
I have discovered that posting food videos makes people go eat something, more than just telling them to go eat
Old literary technique. Show don't tell.
Or invite them to stay here.
Definitely works for me, especially if said videos are of pizza.
I bet if chat talks abour food enough, we can make thor get a snack
Just bribe Shaye
fun fact my irl friends says that I am pippin 100%
I cant, thor checks the mail first
@DevilonVT Since you apparently don't know anything about me or my community let me fill you in. I haven't given a shit about the internet over the last week as I have been mourning the passing of multiple animals at our rescue.
We run a ferret rescue and take in incredibly difficult cases
Yeah, I saw that comment. Absolutely wild hill to die on
Too many fucking morons online anymore.
Shockingly, even content creators aren't all terminally online.
Not worth the effort, just a vtweeter. They live to stir up drama and do nothing.
well, I tried to type a motivational speech, but got automodded. F.
Get demotivated.
Amazon's electric cargo bike looks a whole lot like an OSHA violation
https://www.axios.com/local/washington-dc/2026/05/15/amazon-cargo-bike-delivery-dc
i thought you said get demonetized and i was going to ask for the context
Lmao that person is an idiot. Why are you not allowed to post your thoughts just because someone else did
Didn't even need to bring up IRL things that happened
the first come first serve mentality includes opinions apparently
I was thinking a defense of Twitch's decision but was surprised that they said "someone already posted about this"
he's your grandfather though
no he's not. per the chart- I am an entity outside the goblins I am the family's pet birb.
And Imp Parent
no. children of mine would be 'chicks' or chicken nuggets, or nuggets
i am after all
the friendly neighborhood spicy nugget
Yes imps are spicy goblins and provider works also
im a plate of alfredo pasta or carbonara (i forget)
Provider works. Checks out
Food? Are you food for goblins?
"goblin aerial department"
someone's gotta teach em to fly, their machines arent working that well
Ductape, hopes and dreams
i look forward to seeing the updated chart with all this new lore
and new carrot varieties?
I just hope we dont start to add too much specifics on chat part. Could be funny and maybe usable for some rpg town 
We have finished our 6 year long D&D campaign.
do you think thor would prefer wizard101 or pirate101?
Yes
Noice our campain is still going
Been 6 years but we have some longer gaps between sessions
Wizard Pirates 202 obviously
i assume thor would prefer pirate101 on the basis of wizard101 having a slight gambling aspect unfortunately
We went from level 1 all the way to 20
Going to be same i think but we take it slow so players still lvl 5 going to give them lvl 6 soon but still
I fave one of the hardest to run monster coming on their way at next city 
This might be another runescape situation where Thor has to lose a bet to play it
Pirate101 or Wizard101?
Either
pirate101 fits his MO more than wizard101 for a few reasons
pirate101 has less gambling aspects, the game can be played solo thanks to the party member system, and... its called pirate101
Gotta make sure Thor plays Subnautica 2 while drops are still on
he's not playing it from what i hear
Really? Artistic differences?
no
Sea scary
im pretty sure thor doesn't play horror games
Reason i think? What ever the fobia is called
thalassophobia?
i assume he might play it with the mods if he does decide to play it
Yeah if im not wrong said something about it did not listen well
the multiplayer aspect might help with making it less scary, but there's only so much you can do
It's not even scary (so far)
sadly whether or not a game is scary is a subjective view
I got to the hot zone with a tadpole. There's only one fish that jumps out at you
The rest just nibble and your screen flashes red
Really? Subnautica?
Has nothing to do with actual horror. Just the ocean.
remember outer world?
The ocean is the reason he doesn't want to. And he's stated that before.
Big hole in the ocean (the kraken lives there and will slurp your bones)
Which again, is fine.
Iirc he played the original and went to go see a ghost leviathan but it wasn't there
thanks for the image of steak
Watch the stream here:
https://piratesoftware.live
#Shorts #Twitch #OuterWilds
Oo hungry again....
this is my evidence to prove the ocean be scary to him (probably)
Normally put in cooking but it fit what Red said
Perfect cut
it was a pain to find the short over the sea of drama clips, but i found it
i found what i was looking for
Watch the stream here:
https://piratesoftware.live
#Shorts #Twitch #OuterWilds
another piece of evidence, maybe?
But Thor plays what they want so
he plays what interests him most of all, unless one of his friends manage to convince him to play
I guess I dont really remember thor talking much about playing horror games
it's a persuade check for sure
Horror games are usually not scary. Subnautica is an exception (and not even horror)
Did he ever play the new resident evil on stream?
no
True wich can be almost impossible
survival game + Hard core mode = horror game 
once again, what people find scary is subjective
im terrified of this thing
one of nintendo's scariest franchises
Is Thor still playing Heroes of Might and Magic Olden Era?
from what i remember, he stopped playing it because of a data leak
He hates games
as not see them play atm
He played again later but I had to work
memory leak, caused a crash.
he didnt hate turning to crab yesterday. 
Can you see thor play now? 
He hated PoE yesterday though
that was because the community got toxic
It's a joke
not everything's a case of "he hates this"
Yes it is (joke)
Summon Chainsaw?
button to turn off the electricity?
Ferretpocalypse
It makes Onion escape
i wonder if thor's never played minecraft properly because the mobs were scary
Poop everywhere!
the game really does its best to feel like a horror game
Bwa
He's said he doesn't like minecraft cause the game sucks. (paraphrasing)
So he made his own game in minecraft.
i want to see thor play deep rock galactic rogue core. if he gets that game i am tempted to see if he'd play it with me or with the mods
as of my time zone, the game comes out in 3 days
Hello, BROTHER!
But is there blackjack?
thor plays night at the inventory (assuming he as either game and is good at poker)
I dont think thor plays poker
its a joke
He's played DRG with the community before if I recall, so I don't see why not. Could be a possibility.
Rogue core is a true roguelike though. You start every run with basic gear
He's played quite a few but never any multiplayer
thats because there's barely any multiplayer roguelikes on pc iirc
if there is, then i haven't really heard of them
And most require to be steam friends, which can be an issue as a streamer.
That are multiplayer
also drg is a 4 player game
and the only way for a streamer to make it fair is to kick everyone after each round to give new viewers a chance
I think it's because Thor will happily play 12 hours with no breaks and normal humans can't keep up
That could definitely factor in 
I would pull an all nighter to play a game with thor, don't tempt me
Yeah cant imagine how many messages etc. 
Ppl can be too unhinged righr BRONCLE!
the only case i have for wanting to play a game with thor is because he actually played monster hunter wilds with me because i needed to learn how my weapon worked
so i assume i might end up playing more with him in the future if im lucky
I can't deny, playing games with him is fun.
I may have played a game or two on stream.
Dont want to play atleast on coms with him as i can be foulmouth some times
Yeah, the ONLY person he's ever allowed on coms is Khronos. I doubt he'd allow anyone else.
i don't swear in public, does that make me a good fit to play on stream with him?
Yeah and that is good.
I've played with other streamers (on stream) before and it's very different from hangin out with your friends. They're just to heavily focused on being entertaining for chat that it feels like they're only half there in game. I'd rather just watch.
though rogue core might work if it has the chat from the og game
thor is both
Thor is a mutant
he entertains chat while taking things seriously
though if i am wondering what will happen if i do end up playing rogue core with him, considering my track record with multiplayer experiences
You get what you sign up for 
borderlands not too long ago: i drove off the edge of a map because i thought the floor below was safe
I got eaten by the worm in Dune multiple times 
Never let streamers drive
I actually ditched dune because the server i was on had only one other player on it
I accidentaly joinend payday2 lobby where was streamer and it was good but there were few watching so chat was not fast, we still play ocassionaly.
i dare ask what kind of role thor plays in deep rock
i can only assume he played engineer or gunner
Yeah i think he heavily plays engineer last time i remember
I also main scout because i hate the leeches with a passion
I usually play driller because it's a support role pretty much exclusively when you do cryo
once the snes operator arrives, i wonder what he will play first
probably earthbound or chrono trigger
earthbound stream would be great ngl
Secret of evermore is my favorite snes game
i hope he remembers that giygas is a sight to behold, that might warrent a few warnings
Morning
Thor sleeps one more hour. Time for a glue heist! 
Yes
No Glue
But mom!
Oobleck?
Morning, Chat.
Guys we heisted the glue!
10 barrels!
I remember there were 12 barrels?
Had to pay the driver
Meatball was the driver? no wonder all went well. he knows the glue caves like the back of his hand
*paw
I like Chatty, it shows how many people on offline chat 😄 225 at the moment, waiting for Thor.exe to boot 😄

I miss the slug human
green dot
We got 7! I repeat, we got 7! 😄
Do you really not read #streams ? shaye said he was taking a hour longer recharge cycle
people have that and the ferret one muted for some reason.
The cursed thing is, i sent that message 10 minutes ago
Goblins can read, since when?
Still wouldn't have changed my response 
Fair enough, just annoys me when people dont think to check and will instead go to other places to find the same info.
The response of "No stream, streamer is dead.
" is also fairly normal.
Thor hate us!
Hence the above meme
Yes
nooo i was just about to win blockgame
missing Chimkin Little, Spicy Nuggie, Firebirb himself. 
Oh yeah i think theres the latest one
THE TREE MUST GROW

This is beautiful
Is it? Is it really?
The tree must grow
Where's Meatball on the chart?
do i have a spot on this chart? or a different one?
Tree can only grow when planted in the goblin then one must cultivate
love it, and thor created this
what part you want to take?
Did someone told thor to show the tree on stream?
I was having lunch when suddenly 3 people pinged me lol
Can somebody give me a timestamp?
tru can chage but then choncky :P
Meatball can be the glue stash guard
better @rapid scarab
yes xD
you are welcome
I need the full version of this bald Thor for...reasons
just closed reds google docs
this
there is more so go wild
there are like...so many faces lol
@mortal yacht So what where you thinking related to tree?
never saw this one before 

Has thor seen that?
dont know
@minor nymph Have you seen this?
I need to speak to your stream manager
ooo so next pixie cut?
or what ever its
@gray fable Found out your plate dish and added to tree
Added
Still scuffed but here
Can I be the neighbor who is constantly questioning whats going on
but that is not on tree?
yeh need to add some lines on AoSSL and derpyposter also
Oo now i know line for derpy
this is looking more like a bush than a tree...
Yes
i dunno thats why im asking
maybe mad genius
Ok so goblin/kobol/imp articifer 
Suprisingly there is no alabama there, ok dimensional maybe little
No, but those nuggets will be..
...
I mean, there were already number shaped nuggets
so...
I'm not mad, just disappointed
Yeah food is food
Ok hear me out as you are writer, we add you as goblin/kobold/inp scribe?
I accept that offer
So more inteligent and can shake your head as we are unhinged.
But wich one you want to be
scene made in hytale, edited in clip art studio
SCP arcade
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MOTHMAN
so real Niko
Idk why thor polls for what game to play when Noita always wins
it doesn't always win... blue prince won while we were still playing that
i like how you incorporated the purple orks into this.
I need an image of the back of Thor's hand and he won't fall for me saying something is wrong with his green screen xD
https://youtu.be/UaKOXt9njFg
Will that suffice?
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the text gets in the way too much for one hand, and the other hand I never get a good shot of the whole back of the hand
it's over 
hold on. I have an idea
even when he adjusts his mic
yeah, it's always at a weird angle, or the text is in the way, or he's folding his hand. but as I said, I have an idea
THAT LAST TTS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha
jeeeeesuuuuuuus
some unhinged names allowed on twitch hahahaha
BEEEHOOOLLLD!!
Lol
where's youtube chat
Dead
fair
the arm and hand is from 2 different images, and the hand is not even from the same hand xD
there are two parts of the hand that are from his right and left hand..
Theyre voting in noita poll
I thought it would be funnier
Thor hates Kick
Its only on twitch side because its twitch integration with noita
Yeah there is a bunch of number spam on twitch side, and yet he won't notice kick chat
Good morning 🌅
therefore he hates us
Noita has options to the left we vote on
Suprisingly easy we just add small oval on chat andbfrom there line out where is box and yourname and empty. Then slap therr shoormfarm and some lore
my joke that there was nothing there
as no one has seen a purple ork before.
Yeah remembered something like it so left color out. So we can have all ork under there dont really know how ork rebroduce on 40k. just know ork are fungus
life is hard as a purple ork.
Yeah no one sees you... Oh look cave. Whats inside?
So wold this arrangemet be acceptable for you?
Adding line there that you are thors forgotten meal 
Someone do a TTS on TMNT or Magilla Gorilla
lyrics to the parody of the song "that's amore" by dean martin
this is purely intended for fun and is not designed to infringe any copyrights in place
This is wand I found once... file name has the seed
The profile picture is temporary until the new fixation occurs, but for now this is canon
found same picture you used on profile i think so used it ("you" are ther reason why mirror removed some off thors bones)
feeling better after my nap
That always nice
They're sheep. They'll accuse us of being sheep but they can't even be reasoned with themselves because they're brainwashed. "I can't discern who are bots and who aren't and therefore Pirate Software is view botting"
Wahahahaha
this happened xF https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/DistinctDoubtfulOilOpieOP-n9UiiKNepNPqZFhx
For those wondering about my TTS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL1a26806Xo
It's a Dutch/Japanese cartoon, very popular here in Belgium and the Netherlands. Fair warning: even though the theme is pretty whimsical, it was pretty dark
Oops. Accidentlly removed the embed. Sorry
I was very confused while the video was loading, because I didn't recognize the name at all
But let me tell you the wave of nostalgia I experienced when the music started playing
Here's the version with the Dutch lyrics (which sound much better imho, but that could be nostalgia talking) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yDYvwdyb5Q
Outro van Alfred Jodocus Kwak in hoge kwaliteit inclusief het befaamde 'Wat leuk dat je keek, tot volgende week, dan zijn we er weer bij de VARA' ingezongen door Herman van Veen. Deze versie werd gebruikt voor de eerste keer dat de serie op de VARA werd uitgezonden. Later werd dat stuk weggelaten op Kindernet en op de dvd's.
Yeah, IMO it does. I think it's Herman van Veen's voice that makes it a bit more... I don't want to say whimsical but kinda?
I think the fact there's two different voices also adds a lot
Yeah, definitely. Ryan van den Akker does an awesome job voicing Alfred 😄
At least I think she sings the outro as well
Oh, apparently she voiced the German version as well
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Thorse
Oh no, Thor's been infected by a centaur
Centhor
half thorse half man
ah yes. The Centaurus CenThorus. C. Centhorus. The Centhor.
thor selling me lemonade and coffee?
Get the pasty. Thor is a baker.
also zultralord joined an underground lab facility
Producing redbull for his cravings i assume
Thor doesn't drink energy drinks. He won't even take a sponsirship for them.
I was refering to zultralord in the underground lab facility
I think I saw the word Zultralord and my brain just shut off 
you mean mcbitch
even though he's not called that here
who wants to play rogue core when it comes out?
I saw the clip ahout twitch being weird with their money again
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3 ccv and 50 follows to get affiliate. That's a very tall order for some.
gettign three people to chat isn't hard
what's hard is getting them to do so consistently
There are some people who stream to a crowd of 1 or 2 (or none) for years.
yeah, I am one of those who mostly stream to 0
Twitch needs to draw a line somewhere and that's the one they've chosen and tbh, I think it's a pretty fair one. They could have gone with way harsher requirements
they used to be harsher
it was called "send in a google form and hope someone looks at it"
there were no guidelines, there wasn't a "path to X" with goals
it was send in and hope whoever looked at it liked you
Ferret streams have reset: go watch the babbys ❤️
Hell, for a while even with the posted guidelines it was hope they didn't move the goalposts on you
I feel like a lot of the new approvals are due to how fast it gets called out, or pre called out
yeah but there are at least guidelines now so you have something to call them on. Back in the day we had nothing. no idea. some people got partner with 100 ccv some got it with 10K some got it with 50. there was no rhyme or reason to it
and they wouldnt tell you why you got denied.
it was just "try again in 3 months"
So excited for Thor's eventual ORSR restart.
It sounds like there's so much content he never actually got around to
Well considering the 1st character that he's been playing was an ironman account and he couldn't use stuff like trading and guilds and so on. i'd probably say so.
DO NOT PANIC, WE HAVE 7s.
un-sevens your sevens
now they are 8's
why? 9 8 7.
Heretic
i only post 6 7s
Post 42s
No I mean like..
Outright regions of the game.
Entire questlines.
Etc.
live
Badger, badger, badger... MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM 🍄
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I swear it sounds like "magic" not "badger"
And boy would that make A LOT more sense for why someone would make something so strange XD
yep xD
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