streamchat

[thick ledge]

Says he doesn't really like writing convoluted stories and likes mechanics building more

[silent compass]

monster catcher- but actual horrific monsters

[thick ledge]

Ya

Unfortunately for thor his current massive project is incredibly writing heavy lmao

[silent compass]

yup

[quartz sonnet]

You're just joining the legions of Sci-Fi writers and how they explain away things they don't fully know or understand

[thick ledge]

Bro writes like 1 line of code then 200 lines of dialogue that amount to 5 seconds of gameplay because it's all timeline stuff

Truly a nightmare poor soul

[exotic forge]

It's the Redditor's "well ackstually" schitk. Note that I'm not saying Coding Jesus is wrong technically but it's a moot point, imperfect and messy code exists for solo devs and tech companies and it's not realistic for Thor to go back and refactor and clean and retest all of his code just to satisfy Redditor larpers

[thick ledge]

They wish they were redditor larpers

Larpers are actually super cool people

[silent compass]

i was a larper...

[thick ledge]

And mirror is super cool!

[silent compass]

vampires the masquerade in down town santa cruz in highschool.

and if you know your vampire lore, you'll get why down town SC has significance

[thick ledge]

I was wrapped into building larp weaponry more than once in high school

I can duck tape pool noodles to pvc with the best of em

Isn't there like a super famous vampire the masquerade murder

[broken lava]

i was trying to make a case that null is different from false, but im starting to regret bringing it up tbh

[thick ledge]

That happened irl

[exotic forge]

You're just missing the entire point of the conversation is all.

[thick ledge]

You're fineJones, the community is justifiably touchy about it,

It's been like a year and a half of attacks

[exotic forge]

You're not wrong @gritty sequoia but I think that we're talking about something else and you're talking about another thing.

[thick ledge]

Ive personally recieved death threats over my mere affiliation with the streamer

So like

People are just exhausted

[exotic forge]

You're pointing out that the integer Thor used is being interpreted as null instead of his intended false. At the end of the day, it looked like they both translated into the false logic and exited the conditional scope. 1s and 0s have historically been used by many patterns and Thor probably felt comfortable with it. Should he have used the introduced boolean typing? Sure! He made a lot of decisions almost a decade ago making this game that weren't perfect.

But you're missing the entire point of the conversation which is that its drama Coding Jesus generated to sell $300 per hour coaching lessons and messy code like this exists everywhere. Thor is not about to take weeks out of his streaming time to refactor and retest all of his code.

Now I hope this makes sense @broken lava

If you show me a random codebase done by an indie developer, I can also use google and claude code to tear apart that code and make dozens of critiques

[subtle gate]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-gif-25732604

[broken lava]

just to clarify the point i was making, one of the criticisms coding jesus was making was that the way the code is being used now, was that predefined constants for true or false weren't being used, i was trying to point out that the docs specifically give you wiggle room to predefine what you want truth to be in your game to be, im geniunely regret trying to engage with this tho

[subtle gate]

just stop talking about it please

please

please

please

please

please

please

https://tenor.com/view/puss-in-boots-shrek-please-beg-pretty-please-gif-9647046979984591269

[quartz shell]

I'm blanking. I remember playing bloodlines. Is there something I forgot about santa cruz?

[subtle gate]

thank you

[silent compass]

Santa Cruz aka Santa Carla

[quartz shell]

I'm trying to remember if there's something I forgot or might have missed or maybe there's some extra lore idk about.

[exotic forge]

I get you and I did acknowledge that. Would you be able to acknowledge my point?

[silent compass]

Where Lost Boys was filmed

[river cargo]

Who cares about code....

Seriously, that's not something anyone should care about lol

[exotic forge]

Thor's code or code jones lol

[quartz shell]

This is some lore I don't know about.

[forest glacier]

You will, the only place your gonna get remotely straightforward answers is on stream from Thor himself, the Discord cannot handle either side of the conversation.

[river cargo]

Thor's code

not meant to disparage codejones here sorry

[quartz shell]

OH Lost Boys. I actually haven't seen that movie.

[tender field]

Are vampires logic be whatever the creator wants it to be? Like, invitation for getting in someone's house. Some say you need only one invite and some say needs to be invited every time they want to enter...

[silent compass]

the boardwalk on the beach they filmed at is the actual SC boardwalk, and a good majority of the town area was downtown and the surrounding suburbs.

[wheat sleet]

Another lie spread by vampires to lead you into a false sense of security. Flavor yourself with garlic and don't guard the door!

[tribal bloom]

That was actually the premise of the discorld book "Carpe Jugulum". Basically that vampire logic only worked because the vampires believed it. It didn't work out in the end though

[silent compass]

and then the house the Grandpa lived in is Pogonip Clubhouse, which is up in the hills above SC.

the only part of the movie not fillmed in SC is the trestle bridge, because they couldn't actually have them jump off the one there at the boardwalk at the time because it was and still is an active train bridge, so they used a stand in for the actual jumping off scene located down in socal

and assuming he's still alive, the owner of the comic shop that they meet the frog brothers in, was an extra in the film. He still owned, or did own the comic shop back when i was living down there

[quartz shell]

Lost boys worth watching?

[silent compass]

if you like 80s cheesy vampire horror, yes

its a classic

also has a bangin soundtrack

[carmine birch]

Happy Thorsday Everyone

[silent compass]

Happy Thorsday

[subtle gate]

wew

[carmine birch]

What's the lost boys?

[forest glacier]

I might be going out in a limb here, but I think it might be a 80s cheesy vampire horror

[silent compass]

cult classic, 80s Vampire horror movie

with a very young Kiefer Sutherland

and Corey Feldman

[carmine birch]

For some reason I went towards "The Outsiders", probably from it being a school required read

[subtle gate]

https://tenor.com/view/pepperidge-pepperidge-farm-remembers-remember-gif-15527169458174144495

[silent compass]

Lost boys was mandatory watching for us, it was filmed in our county, at a landmark location.

[quartz shell]

I think a lot of that stems from old folklore surrounding vampires. Which I really like and am sad to see get dropped in so many settings. I dislike vampires being just, slightly stronger immortal humans who drink blood and dislike the sun. Not being able to cross running water, abhorring the cross and hallowed ground, not being able to enter a home without permission, added so much sauce imo. I prefer vampires are vulnerable and manipulative undead. Also, more restrictions adds room for more powers.

[carmine birch]

I'm ashamed and uncultured. I need to rewatch the original lost boys

My brain only remembers Underworld as it was recent

Well, recent-ish

And the OG Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Movie

[subtle gate]

I'd like to take another stab at fahrenheit 451

[carmine birch]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-reubens-buffy-the-vampire-slayer-gif-5967482876909239022

Never got into Buffy the Vampire Slayer tv series much... But the Angel spinoff was my go to show

[silent compass]

the OG buffy was great.

[carmine birch]

https://tenor.com/view/angel-puppet-series-gif-3891636

[quartz shell]

I can't remember where it's from, but one myth I loved was in order to kill a vampire a hunter had to drain it's blood over a river that split into two streams, and then I think bury the head one place, the body another, and upside down so if it tried to escape it'd claw its way to hell.

[wheat sleet]

Also the spin-off Angel was great back in the day.

[rapid scarab]

mornin

[silent compass]

o/

[rapid scarab]

huh its funny

people on twitter saying steam does the same thing than sony

and the proof is.... they asked chatGpt

I wish it was a meme

[wheat sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/grok-is-this-true-windmill-water-wheel-gif-5302497903247327835

[terse pelican]

It's sad to see that people outsource EVERYTHING to AI ( Grok, ChatGPT etc )

[rapid scarab]

yep

[wintry pond]

grok, how should I respond to this

[wheat sleet]

Outsourcing critical thinking is bad enough, but to give that job to AI should flag you as an invalid

[rapid scarab]

at least the comment section is ripping them a new one

and with the sony thing the "proof" is an anser from the AI chatbot

[terse pelican]

I'm willing to bet that there's comments in there that is actually doing the "Grok is this true" response

[rapid scarab]

probably, didnt read thar far

[wheat sleet]

There's always at least one

[wintry pond]

can we, as collective, agree to leave that site to bots and just visit when we need a laugh

[terse pelican]

At the minimum one

[rapid scarab]

I am laughing

[terse pelican]

In other news, Heroes of Might and Magic Olden Era releases today

[rapid scarab]

yeeeh

[wintry pond]

in what 5-6 hours

[rapid scarab]

bet thor will do the kick stream thing 😠

[wheat sleet]

When you think about it, in Star Trek they used the main computer's AI like we would ChatGPT, but instead of asking it to make decisions, they asked for information and probability.

[terse pelican]

6 Hours-ish

[terse pelican]

Computers doing Math, is probably the 'best' thing it's used for

[wintry pond]

I am super exited, since HOMAM 3 was my 1st ever game

[restive grotto]

Yeah, all extra out of the ordinary streams will probably be just kick.

[rapid scarab]

men wont rest until we knock him unconscious

[terse pelican]

I've played HoMM3 and a 3D HoMM game

[restive grotto]

He IS a workaholic

[terse pelican]

I think there was some 3D homm game at least

[rapid scarab]

I swear

I got raised in HoMM5 and MM clash of héroes in the DS

probably 5

[wheat sleet]

I still think Kick exclusive streams are a bad idea. It's thowing money away because many people can't or refuse to use it.

[quartz shell]

Wait, is HoMM today?

[blissful imp]

just looked at the Steam page for that HoMM game. its out in 6 hours

[terse pelican]

In 6 Hours

[blissful imp]

jinx

[rapid scarab]

around 2pm for me

[quartz shell]

[terse pelican]

What do I owe ya? ( In Sweden we usually say Jinx, You owe me a Beer )

[blissful imp]

i'm just having fun. nothing.

[quartz shell]

Yeah, @rapid scarab . We may have to knock him out to get him to sleep.

[blissful imp]

plus i don't drink alcohol

[rapid scarab]

I did martial arts

[quartz shell]

What kind?

[terse pelican]

https://klipy.com/gifs/starwarskid-angry--k01KQEH4XAH1T2C3XRRZVE5J251

[quartz shell]

I wonder... Thor is showing as online, is he gonna stay up, go to sleep later, then wake up and stream right before HoMM launches?

[terse pelican]

Odds are he's working on Heartbound

[wheat sleet]

There should be an announcement if there's going to be a stream later

[quartz shell]

Oh right. Good shout.

[blissful imp]

next update out today.

[rapid scarab]

aikido, got to green before I had to stop going to clases

[quartz shell]

Trying to remember if my friend did that one... Why'd you have to stop?

[rapid scarab]

it overlaped with studies

also later on the people giving the classes moved elsewhere

[quartz shell]

Fair enough.

[rapid scarab]

its a personal defense martial art based on using enemy strenght and movement against him

tis pretty cool and doesnt need a lot of strengh from you

https://tenor.com/view/hiromi-matsuoka-aikido-iriminage-gif-9561243

[wheat sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-raiders-of-the-lost-ark-duel-sword-gun-gif-2799924675001588725

[rapid scarab]

one of my classmates was actually a 70yo karate sensei

I got my ass handed to me a couple times

also I was the shortest and the only girl so I got put in air jail a lot

specifically hanging by my feet

but tbf I deserved it xD first day I got my sensei in the ground (when I shouldnt)

and was always a menace

[junior jasper]

So this is almost accurate presentation @rapid scarab martial arts just more smoll?

[wicked schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-baby-gif-4861843

[rapid scarab]

yeh

we did jo and bokken but just begause it was required for black belt

most of the thing were against weapons

[quartz shell]

I'm still trying to get over the term "air jail".

[rapid scarab]

I had a classmate that was 6'6

[junior jasper]

So on kids class as an adult 😂

[rapid scarab]

I was arount 20

but I am 5'1

[restive grotto]

Teeny tiny

[rapid scarab]

so I was hanging a lot of the time

[quartz shell]

smol

[rapid scarab]

I am like a chihuahua, I am not conscient of my smolnes

and I will pick fights

[quartz shell]

Comparing yourself to a chihauhau is... a choice.

[rapid scarab]

turns out its a bad idea to pick fights with dudes way taller and more muscled than you

[junior jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-pat-gif-17887147253868781702

[quartz shell]

https://tenor.com/view/aladdin-animated-phenomenal-cosmic-powers-itty-bitty-living-space-genie-magic-lamp-gif-17360257

[wicked schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-smile-chihauhaua-chihauha-chihauhau-gif-11734421188323245480

[quartz shell]

Weight divisions and such exist for a reason.

[rapid scarab]

my fav part was saturdays because we had randori, 1 person in the middle and 5 trying to get them

I got put in the middle a lot

for popular vote

[rapid scarab]

tis was not federated boxing

we had 2 classes but was like, white to green

and then blue brown and the black belts

[junior jasper]

Good fight is always welcome

[obtuse spear]

i wonder if he gonna stream immediately right after it's out

[rapid scarab]

if we dont have 7s by now he probably will do that

[restive grotto]

Given how he ended last stream, he's probably gonna do it on kick once it comes out.

[rapid scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-gif-13575853101874488635

[restive grotto]

Any special day off streams will probably end up as kick exclusive.

But who knows

[junior jasper]

I want to start Thaiboxing / MuayThai again liked it more than Aikido or Judo

[rapid scarab]

last time he tried to make it exclusive obs shitted itself

so well see

[terse pelican]

He did fix that for the stream with Eddie

[rapid scarab]

with Eddie he was also on youtube

just not on twitch

[restive grotto]

We'll see what happening when it happens

No big deal really, he'll still make an announcement.

[wheat sleet]

Gotta do the Heartbound stuff first

[coarse python]

peak procrastination hours doing an entire months work in 2 picoseconds so he doesn't have to write on stream /j

[river island]

Rather him take the day off, to much exposure to goblins isn't good for ya

[wheat sleet]

Thor hasn't had a Thursday off this month

[coarse python]

istg if he breaks labor laws regarding rest hours on himself, i will send the relevant union associate after him /j

[blissful imp]

yep. Thor has said that Thursdays are gonna be kick exclusive streams. To test revenue on kick when its not a multistream. Guessing Heartbound delayed that.

its been rough trying to start kick thursdays.

[river island]

Funny thought. Thors boss forces unpaid overtime

[wheat sleet]

Thor is a salaried employee. There is no overtime.

[coarse python]

granted, it's washington
who knows how much they get away with up there

yes that means i live south of washington state
that rules in, like, most of the united states

[river island]

Ferrets bosses give zero f***s about da rules

Its a dook or get dooked world

Gotta warrior dance till the sticks come home

[wheat sleet]

Technically Thor's boss is the CEO. Thor is the CEO. Thor is Thor's boss.

[distant rapids]

The idea of this is Hilarious and now i want to send thor an "Overworked Employee" Mug

[coarse python]

someone edit this screenshot of the stellaris wiki im not committing to this bit outside business hours

[rapid scarab]

true but he wont

[coarse python]

thor really needs to unionize against thor. those thoring hours are kinda insane

[wheat sleet]

It's (CEO) Thor's way or the highway.

[quartz shell]

I think Thor and Jake both shared that tendency to go "a day off? EWW!".

[restive grotto]

The text needs to trail off at the end on the mug.

[rapid scarab]

it that case the use of violence is justified

[coarse python]

just horribly centered

[quartz shell]

I spelled Jack instead of Jack, wtf is wrong with me?

[wheat sleet]

Uncentered div

[coarse python]

...

read that again
but slowly

[wheat sleet]

Jake

[distant rapids]

Jack

[river island]

Jake the rake

[quartz shell]

GODDAMMIT

JAKE!

[restive grotto]

[quartz shell]

DAMMIT

[river island]

Perhaps sleep is in order

[quartz shell]

I may actually be dyslexic, this is getting too common.

[wheat sleet]

Even the goblins need to sleep sometime

[coarse python]

dyslexic or dysgraphic?

[wheat sleet]

Dysfunctional

[quartz shell]

I've only been up like 8 hours...

[quartz shell]

Yes.

[quartz shell]

I've never actually heard the second.

[river island]

I put the fun in Dysfunctional

[coarse python]

"Dysgraphia is a neurological disorder[2] and learning disability that concerns impairments in written expression, which affects the ability to write, primarily handwriting, but also coherence."
basically you read fine but your handwriting is [expletive]ed

[obtuse spear]

ah Far far West was released 2 days ago
I recall thor was excited to play it
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3124540/Far_Far_West/

[quartz shell]

oh... oh no...

[rapid scarab]

tbf the name is Jaek

[restive grotto]

Then he got dibabalo 4

And now he has HoMM

[coarse python]

welcome to the culb [sic]

[blissful imp]

And later today is HoMM

[river island]

Love Debablo

[obtuse spear]

he didnt even touch Div2 either
(he promised us the drops! 🥹 )

[stoic nexus]

yoiu spelt cult wrong

[wheat sleet]

Diablabla

[coarse python]

fair enough

[quartz shell]

This trolling is horrific.

[river island]

Believe they weren't turning on for him

[restive grotto]

Given that I've played dibabalo all 36 hours that he streamed it I don't blame him.

[terse pelican]

After School Sandwich Club.

[coarse python]

you joined this server and stayed here against all notion to the contrary
it is our duty to make you regret this choice

[frank hemlock]

[obtuse spear]

yeah..I mean if only he would check again after a few days 🥹

[rapid scarab]

tried, drops didnt work

[stoic nexus]

Why are we bullying the new goblin?

[wicked schooner]

ASS Club

[rapid scarab]

he dont have the time to check things on a game everyday

[restive grotto]

Because

[frank hemlock]

Right of passage?

[river island]

We'll see, he's having fun on dabalabo

[terse pelican]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hell-yeah-thats-what-im-talking-about--k01KQEPKHQ6Z4QXRAK9Q47EHYD6

[stoic nexus]

Stop bullying thew new goblin or ill go get mirror

[frank hemlock]

THAT dUCKING NAME, EVERY TIME xD

[river island]

Suuup

[rapid scarab]

hahah

love melody

[quartz shell]

I've been here since 2023. New account. Tired of old name.

[stoic nexus]

oh i dont care then

[restive grotto]

I'm not scared of mirror

[frank hemlock]

He's an old goblin with a new skin

[river island]

If only i was as funny in vc

[quartz shell]

Love my new skin

[frank hemlock]

Why are you lying?

[wicked schooner]

Goblins gotta shed their skin every once in a while

[coarse python]

it is yours, right?

[stoic nexus]

well said

[quartz shell]

No, I think Sophie took that and made a lamp out of it.

[river island]

The stories tell of her being a walking Noita vibe check so I'd worry a lil

[wicked schooner]

Eh yall remember ign's rating of mouse PI right?

[stoic nexus]

Mirror steal goblin bones

[frank hemlock]

She sounds like a walking Noita bive, so I'd believe it

[quartz shell]

Yes.

[rapid scarab]

she can have your bones I just want your livers

[coarse python]

what now?

[river island]

I don't give them the time of day so no lol

[frank hemlock]

Does it really conut as theft if she's putting them, back in the soup?

[wicked schooner]

Mouse PI just released a new video lol

[quartz shell]

How many of mine?

[rapid scarab]

yes

[stoic nexus]

Well RED steal livers

[quartz shell]

https://tenor.com/view/all-of-them-piccolo-dragon-ball-z-dragon-ball-anime-gif-17874023

[frank hemlock]

I need my liver

[stoic nexus]

thats a lie

[rapid scarab]

do you really?

[frank hemlock]

Its not and I do

The doctor said so

[rapid scarab]

I dont thing you do since I just stole ir

[quartz shell]

I shall acquire spares.

[stoic nexus]

was the doctor chatMD?

[rapid scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaving-leave-oops-bye-gif-17519616

[frank hemlock]

Rude

[frank hemlock]

As if I'd go to any other

[rapid scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/seventeen-svt-ccg-kpop-kim-mingyu-gif-15519781

[frank hemlock]

nu

GET YOUR OWN

[coarse python]

damn get excluded from the cool kids club i guess

[frank hemlock]

THIS ONE IS MINE

I GREW IT MYSELF

And then trained it on lots of english cider, the best cider

[river island]

Had leftover burger buns, toasted them and put on provolone

Lazy grilled cheese

[stoic nexus]

better not have been white shitening

[quartz shell]

I've never actually had provolone.

[frank hemlock]

Qu?

[coarse python]

*-10 Value popup*

[river island]

Its a subtle flavor

[frank hemlock]

Your face is a subtle flavour

[quartz shell]

*I thought it was cheese. *

[rapid scarab]

now its mine

[river island]

I'm told its rather jarring

[frank hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/cider-apple-cider-strong-bow-must-be-over-legal-drinking-age-refreshing-by-nature-gif-17666425

[rapid scarab]

for my collection

[frank hemlock]

Nooooo

[stoic nexus]

Thats not much better

[quartz shell]

No flirting in Streamchat.

[coarse python]

it's. a cheese.
not really my liking
strangely...? bitter...? is that the adjective?

[frank hemlock]

You cant stop me.

[frank hemlock]

Its tart and delicious with ice

[distant rapids]

I forget in some places apple cider is alcoholic. Where i live, its almost never alcoholic

[river island]

No flirt, only fart

[frank hemlock]

The idea of non-alcoholic cider seems like a crime agaisnt humanity

[quartz shell]

Who you callin' strange?

[coarse python]

well there's cider, and hard cider, which is cider that's been fermented

[stoic nexus]

No it is a terrible cider. It is cheap and you put ice in it? what sort of pansy northern monkey are you?

[distant rapids]

Its delicious >:V

[frank hemlock]

In some places its the same thing

[distant rapids]

Neither for us

[coarse python]

...the fact you think i was talking to you, implies you have something to share with the class

[river island]

Monster energy has apple cider now and

[frank hemlock]

OI. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M FROM ESSEX. I AINT NO NORTHERN NOTHING YOU SCOUSER

[quartz shell]

Reread message and username

[stoic nexus]

I am in Kent. You are more north than me :V

[rapid scarab]

I am having a monster peachy keen rn

https://tenor.com/view/sips-tea-sip-gif-25933597

[coarse python]

...i repeat my statement

[frank hemlock]

m8 thats like, essex lite

[distant rapids]

Like, do you crazy brits know of swale

[river island]

I can't have fake peach after the real thing in Ga

[quartz shell]

is peachy keen a flavour?

[stoic nexus]

the fact i triggered you soo hard gave me vitamins

[frank hemlock]

Thats a ditch

[frank hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/well-yes-but-actually-no-meme-aardman-the-pirates-pirate-gif-26563702

[river island]

Play nice

[stoic nexus]

awwww

[rapid scarab]

yes

[frank hemlock]

We are playing nice, we havent declared a county war or anything yet!

[distant rapids]

... i have misremembered what it is called, maybe i shouldn't tease when i am tired

[stoic nexus]

gpes back to the blue corner

[rapid scarab]

its sweet peachy flavour

[coarse python]

is it just. battery acid

[stoic nexus]

yet

[frank hemlock]

I googled swale XD

[distant rapids]

Im thinking of a historic drink made by simmering apples and spices

[river island]

https://tenor.com/view/hiding-the-simpsons-homer-simpson-bushes-disappearing-gif-15163236

[terse pelican]

Peach is best Flavour.

[quartz shell]

You look like you need to clean your finger nails.

[coarse python]

...switchel?

[frank hemlock]

Sounds more like scrumpy?

[rapid scarab]

your name fits you so well

[distant rapids]

THAT.

[coarse python]

ikr

[distant rapids]

THANK YOU. BCJFNNG

[stoic nexus]

Swale is not a real place. it is a open air prison

[rapid scarab]

tis the polish thats falling of

[distant rapids]

Wait, swale is also a place?!

[rapid scarab]

I need to do my nails this weekend

[quartz shell]

Oh, is that what it's called when you hold RED off the ground? Swale?

[coarse python]

FINALLY MY NICHE KNOWLEDGE FROM A COOKING VIDEO I SAW ONCE LIKE 5 MONTHS AGO CAME IN HANDY

[frank hemlock]

Google tells me its a ditch xD

[quartz shell]

...underneath or seeing through?

[distant rapids]

TASTING HISTORY BY THAT ONE CHARMING GUY

[rapid scarab]

see through

[stoic nexus]

It is more an area

[coarse python]

'AT'S THE ONE

[stoic nexus]

The borough of Swale

[blissful imp]

Water pie https://youtu.be/_FA7Rekqu94

[frank hemlock]

That being said, Switchel sounds interesting

[coarse python]

that's most things, honestly

[distant rapids]

I love that channel

[frank hemlock]

but I'll likely stick to scrumpy

[rapid scarab]

hand reveal

[stoic nexus]

give it back

[coarse python]

...you can say that of many things, but all my responses are too political for this chat

[rapid scarab]

nail polish fighting for its life there

[distant rapids]

Adding it to the list of beverages i want to try

[rapid scarab]

but tbf to go to work I dont have that much issue

[frank hemlock]

You should!

[quartz shell]

You know, i've never actually grown my nails out long enough to realize it, but I didn't realize nails were translucent.

[stoic nexus]

So the truth behiond that is that the Isle of sheppey is originally a prision island and that makes up for a third of the area of Swale. So it is a joke, but it is also accurate 😛

[distant rapids]

Since you're probably from across the pond, here's a return suggestoon: try an arnold palmer. It's half american black sweet tea, half american lemonade (non fizzy lemonade)

[distant rapids]

Forgor to ping

[rapid scarab]

mine grow crazy fast, cant have anything semipermanent on them

they would just "pop"

[blissful imp]

in shorts format. i did also cutout some dead air.

[quartz shell]

Wuh... what you mean "pop"?

[rapid scarab]

nothing good

I have to trim them and paint them every week xD

[stoic nexus]

Red means that acrylic nails would just pop off

[quartz shell]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR FINGER NAILS "POP"?

[rapid scarab]

usually on weekends

[distant rapids]

Red eldritch nail creeture confirmed

[rapid scarab]

yes, but this was fun

[quartz shell]

OH

[rapid scarab]

or any paint would move

since your nail grows from the back

[civic vector]

What game?

[distant rapids]

Okay chat i now sleepy

[rapid scarab]

go eep

[blissful imp]

HoMM

[distant rapids]

[civic vector]

I'm like Thor, full name ?

[blissful imp]

This'll be thors stream plans

[rapid scarab]

tis is why I am usually not worried about polish looking weird

[terse pelican]

Heroes of Might and Magic The Olden Era

[blissful imp]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3105440/Heroes_of_Might_and_Magic_Olden_Era/

Steam

Heroes of Might and Magic: Olden Era

This newest entry in the renowned Heroes of Might and Magic series brings strategic empire building, epic turn-based tactical battles, and in-depth RPG mechanics to a world of fantastical beasts, formidable spellcasters, and fierce champions. Explore a vibrant world full of secrets and dangers as you play through an epic narrative campaign that…

Release Date

Apr 30, 2026

[civic vector]

Danke

[quartz shell]

If you have to do it ever weekend why bother?

[civic vector]

I'm waiting for this to be released - https://store.steampowered.com/app/2095420/Bus_Bound/

Steam

Bus Bound

Step into the driver’s seat in Bus Bound, the latest title from the creators of Bus Simulator 21. Explore a vibrant city behind the wheel of officially licensed buses, and help transform it into a pedestrian-friendly paradise—one stop at a time.

• Explore a fully simulated, densely inhabited fictional town alive with traffic systems, a dyn…

Price

$29.99

Release Date

Apr 30, 2026

Friend bought it for me to play with him

[ocean agate]

DAMN you guys had that on lockdown.....like no guessing at all......

[stoic nexus]

i think under all that evil, chaos, and goblin is a girl who wants to be pretty.

[minor plume]

The game i was waiting for and super excited about had such a bad english translation from localizers 😭 i waited a few years for the release too

[stoic nexus]

hides until red stops being angry with me

[rapid scarab]

the line of polish helps me check how much nails grew

[terse pelican]

Which one?

[rapid scarab]

I am around 1.5mm a week

[ocean agate]

Might and Magic Undead Bezos

[minor plume]

Yunyun Syndrome!? Rhythm Psychosis

[quartz shell]

Oh is that all?

[stoic nexus]

quite normal nail length

[rapid scarab]

0.59inches for the metrically impaired

[terse pelican]

Ah, Never heard of it

[minor plume]

localization is really bad

[stoic nexus]

so 2 lady bugs for Americans

[rapid scarab]

yeh

[quartz shell]

0.0591*

[stoic nexus]

i supose a single thousand of an inch counts for those not compensating xD

[quartz shell]

Half an inch a week would be more impressive.

[rapid scarab]

i trusted google

xD

[ocean agate]

https://tenor.com/view/obviously-a-mistake-saturday-night-live-weekend-update-made-a-mistake-somethings-wrong-gif-20523229

[rapid scarab]

turns out its different if you do . or ,

[valid basin]

Google be weird like that

[coarse python]

Look we can get tolerance down to a quarter thou but I will slap the designers if it's a mount for an acrylic

[quartz shell]

You said "metrically impaired" and my brain was like "wait a minute..."

[rapid scarab]

explain americans measuring anything

[valid basin]

Guess who’s not going to work today

[rapid scarab]

xD

[rapid scarab]

congrats

[valid basin]

I blame the British

[rapid scarab]

british dont use farenheit

[coarse python]

We measure by feel. Specifically feeler gauges chambered in thousandths of a snail

[rapid scarab]

yeh I can tell

xD

[valid basin]

Yeah, but they use miles per gallon then sell their petrol by the litre

[rapid scarab]

tbf british owned other places and they got better

[coarse python]

Well yeah you swapped over to metric with the EU
I play Book of Hours and have to suffer through pre-decimal British currency

[valid basin]

Feeler gages are like gauge blocks, not a lot of people know about them

[quartz shell]

I can excuse of lot of American weird measurements if it means I don't have to hear the british butcher "lieutenant".

[coarse python]

Well yeah you can't use washing machines on this scale

[stoic nexus]

Remember guys the difference between the states and the UK. The states thinks 100 years is a long time. The British thinsk that 100 miles is a long way.

[coarse python]

I have ADHD, both are true

[stoic nexus]

In the states some crys, "OMG someone died in my house." The brits, "yeah well it is a 500 year old cottage."

[valid basin]

And if you’re from the mid west they call them worshing machines randomly

[ocean agate]

and a lot of people would do a double take if you tell them 100 feet is only 50 people

[coarse python]

We don't talk about what happens in tornado land over there

[valid basin]

We need to go back to the Cubit

[rapid scarab]

my great grampa house is 200yo

[blissful imp]

https://tenor.com/view/slow-internet-slow-internet-cast-wizard-gif-15526244104305474494

[valid basin]

My house turns 9 this October 🙂

[coarse python]

We all need to switch to CGS measuring

[stoic nexus]

Do you know what a cubit is?

[valid basin]

Of course

I took metrology in college 🙂

[stoic nexus]

ah one of the soft sciences xD

[valid basin]

Now, we need Thor to give us arm measurements 😂

[coarse python]

I took calculus and got my [expletive] rocked

[rapid scarab]

worm

his arms are worm size

[stoic nexus]

Noodles

not worm

[rapid scarab]

yep

[quartz shell]

Are you sure they're not Wyrm sized?

[valid basin]

1 cubit = 1 Thor worm

[worthy ivy]

excuse?

the "lieu" in lieutenant would originally have been "luef" (old french)
so we still pronounce it correctly

is the americans that changed it - not our fault 😆

[rapid scarab]

he did call me american the other day because I liked butter balls

[valid basin]

Wait

No

[stoic nexus]

You mean Thorm

[valid basin]

That sounds bad

[rapid scarab]

I am still offended

[stoic nexus]

Whats new?

[quartz shell]

The french and the americans pronounce it the same way but it's the british that have it right? okeybud

[valid basin]

Excuses from a cheese eating surrender monkey 😂🤣😂🤣

[stoic nexus]

@worthy ivy As a Brit we ignore the French.

[worthy ivy]

yah - the english pronunciation is taken from the old french origin
the current french and american pronunciation is a derivation, therefore, by defininition not the "correct" original pronunciation

[stoic nexus]

well this too

[quartz shell]

deserved for liking butter orbs. Deep fry them.

[stoic nexus]

deep fried orbs

[worthy ivy]

although a lot of what we brits think of as "americanisms" are actully americans pronouncing things the way they used to be before we changed it

[quartz shell]

up late frying my orbs

[stoic nexus]

Explain pavement

Also I know for a fact as a Brit I would get written up for Jay walking just because it is not a thing here

[worthy ivy]

pavements and sidewalks arrived after the split

and the law isn't the language

[coarse python]

Because "traditional" languages are usually needlessly complicated for little to no reason

[worthy ivy]

and yes - jaywalking is a thing?
(although it wasn't enforced when I was there 20 years ago unless the police wanted to stop you for something)

[stoic nexus]

i never said law and linguistics were syonomus

[worthy ivy]

always wondered how such a law even ends up on the books?

[rapid scarab]

we do have deep fried dishes in spain tbf

[worthy ivy]

seems a little, pernickity?

[valid basin]

Deep fried Jambon

[stoic nexus]

oh the stop and search is a different thing entirely

[coarse python]

Jaywalking is car lobbying you used to just be able to cross the road

[rapid scarab]

croquetas but kinda

they are dense bechamel with jamon bits, breaded and deep fried

[worthy ivy]

ah! that makes sense too
encourage car ownership

[stoic nexus]

Yes, good point. it was an iniative by Ford

[valid basin]

The Clarkson approach

[quartz shell]

Basically American.

[coarse python]

Or, make it not your fault when someone gets hit by your cars

[stoic nexus]

It is why you cannot just walk safely in the states. it is a car forward country

[coarse python]

I wish every day for walkable cities

[restive grotto]

When comparing things to the US, each state in the US is basically an entire EU country.

[stoic nexus]

It is a big part of why I have not visited the states. I am medically not allowed to drive

[restive grotto]

Gotta remember.

[valid basin]

That’s why I leave the US every chance I get

[quartz shell]

Damn big car propaganda stopping me from walking out into the street and face tanking a semi.

[coarse python]

Good. It's getting bad over here.

[coarse python]

The car companies want to stop you from armor locking

[valid basin]

Nah, the Chinese and Russians are trying to sow dissent, but it’s pretty okay

[blissful imp]

the EU is the USA, but the USA is much bigger and with more "countries" than the EU.

[stoic nexus]

Yes even Gregstradamus is getting wackier to stop predicting US news in his tiktok skits

[quartz shell]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-spartan-armorlock-gif-20098856

[valid basin]

Gonna try to move to South Korea in the next years

[rapid scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-cat-funny-cat-gif-4241061833130538976

[quartz shell]

YANKEE! YANKEE! YANKEE!

[stoic nexus]

TBF Spain looks appealing to me

[rapid scarab]

we are kinda chill

mediterranean countries are

[valid basin]

Haven’t been to Spain, been to Italy and Paris though

[blissful imp]

https://tenor.com/view/alonso-gif-18795457

[stoic nexus]

I lived with both Spanish and Portguese housemates when i was student both very chill people

[rapid scarab]

also we hate eachother by the country you live, not your skin color

americans are quite shocked by it

[stoic nexus]

well im british, so its the same with us and the french 😛

[valid basin]

The uneducated Americans

I also dislike the French

[blissful imp]

And the irish(who last i heard still hasn't recovered in population)

[rapid scarab]

we also dont do the "I am italian" and their grandparents were italian or something

[valid basin]

Love the food and wine tho

[quartz shell]

You say this like Americans don't have strong opinions about the british and french...

[rapid scarab]

or "I am 1/16 french"

[blissful imp]

eh. there are stronger opinions of Russia

[rapid scarab]

like, you are american stop

[blissful imp]

imo

[stoic nexus]

This is why they put the best french supermarkets near the coast so we can get that then move on xD

[restive grotto]

You say this like Americans don't have strong opinions about EVERYTHING.

[valid basin]

lol

[stoic nexus]

Well Russia and trhe states are technically neighbours

[quartz shell]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-true-kramer-seinfeld-gif-6564373007119861775

[rapid scarab]

I would love for them to have those opinions in silence xD

[blissful imp]

including our own country

[restive grotto]

I would too

[valid basin]

looks around at my opinions

[rapid scarab]

love ya guys but we can tell when the americans wake up in chat

[restive grotto]

[quartz shell]

I'm usually reminded when the trolls show up.

[valid basin]

I’ve got the flu or something, that’s why I’m up at this hour

[stoic nexus]

or when the American weekend has started

[rapid scarab]

yep

[stoic nexus]

It is like sundowners in a mental ward

[blissful imp]

its 3 am rn. i'm in Tennessee.

[rapid scarab]

my bet is americans are angry everything is so far away

[stoic nexus]

oh, i am sorry.

[blissful imp]

i'm pretty sure @livid path is still up as well.

[valid basin]

100%

[quartz shell]

Careful, the Texans will hear you.

[rapid scarab]

everythin is texas

[stoic nexus]

Please the deep south is a lost cause

[valid basin]

I want to be able to go to Spain without spending $1.5k for a flight

[coarse python]

Probably
Our lack of transit results in blinding rage

[restive grotto]

The texans are angry because a stiff wind will knock all their infastructure down

[valid basin]

Texan here

[rapid scarab]

swim

[quartz shell]

This is why you and the rest of spain are American.

[rapid scarab]

hahaha

[quartz shell]

oh shit they're here

[valid basin]

Very true

[blissful imp]

for me yes. where i currently live nothing is super close to me. a Cosco is more than 30 minutes away.

[coarse python]

Rural deep south? Yea
Urban areas are surprisingly survivable

[quartz shell]

What i'd give for a 30 minute away costco...

[stoic nexus]

Well its just 2000AD come to life. The mega cities and the wasteland

[proud coral]

epic guitar solo

[rapid scarab]

in the lengh americans go to do groceries we crossed 3 countries

[restive grotto]

I'm angry because I live on a concrete slab in the desert in the middle of nowhere

[quartz shell]

Vegas?

[stoic nexus]

Poor Golemancer in his mud hut

[restive grotto]

Phoenix

[quartz shell]

Ah.

My sympathies.

[coarse python]

Yea
You even have {just pretend I put a good political metaphor here}

[blissful imp]

my closest Walmart is 15 minutes away. the closest Dollar General is like 5 minutes away.

[valid basin]

Texas has the best sky views imho

[quartz shell]

That is a pretty sky.

[blissful imp]

Oklahoma is also Gorgeous on a pretty day

[coarse python]

That thunderstorm in the back will snap your power lines in 2

[valid basin]

Ayyyy, my buddy lives in Phoenix

[stoic nexus]

Thats a very turbulant sky. I bet the weather changed over night

[restive grotto]

My sympathies

[valid basin]

lol, been trying to get him to move to Texas for years

[valid basin]

Weather changes every hour here

[rapid scarab]

come to live here, we adopt you

[stoic nexus]

Bro in the UK, only 2 months of the year, is snow unlikely. We know about changable weather

[valid basin]

If it’s better than South Korea might do

[restive grotto]

I would if I wasn't broke. And getting a visa and the ability to work remote from a foreign country sucks balls.

[valid basin]

Digital nomad visa that hard?

[rapid scarab]

thas true

[stoic nexus]

Actually my Corp has offices in spain. I wonder if I could relocate......

[rapid scarab]

what about invading thors forest?

still same country

[coarse python]

Why? What's here except a yearning for what once was and cannot be again, sandstone, and auto-equipped firearm licenses

[stoic nexus]

Thors forest has giant squirrels

[rapid scarab]

dont say it like its a bad thing

big fungus is a good boi

[valid basin]

Still better than Arizoña

[stoic nexus]

I am trying to say it like Thors Forest is infested by Kaiju

[blissful imp]

Squirrels over here are big in general.

males have massive nuts

[coarse python]

Arizona doesn't do daylight savings nonsense

[stoic nexus]

Imagine a Kaiju Big Fugnus

[restive grotto]

Everything in the US is a pain in the ass

[stoic nexus]

If it is as hard as it is to get into the states Visa wise then yeah

[restive grotto]

He technically gave me permission to set up a swamp witch hut in his forest.

[blissful imp]

Spain without the S

[stoic nexus]

I was coming to visit at the beginning of last eyar. Then shit hit the fan

[coarse python]

And most of it is some private entity's fault

[restive grotto]

100%

[quartz shell]

What, you guys don't already live in da woad?

[rapid scarab]

and I am sure he would appreciate having a tank close enough

[restive grotto]

Wait... I wonder what happened to his old house...

Last I heard he owned it still.

[rapid scarab]

talking about cheaper options to europe:

[stoic nexus]

Heh A good friend of mine was the Comedy Manager on Carnival Cruises

[rapid scarab]

time to go squat

[stoic nexus]

He lives like 2 doors away

[quartz shell]

I thought he was renting it out?

[restive grotto]

I am very tempted to ask

[valid basin]

I’m telling yall, visit Seoul, it’s gorgeous

[quartz shell]

Oh, hey it's the Emperor.

[valid basin]

Yup

[junior jasper]

Is there seafood also?

[rapid scarab]

https://youtube.com/shorts/fQymIAjg4EY?is=JwGwtOUpgkQVyaAA

[valid basin]

There’s lots of seafood in Spain

[quartz shell]

Couldn't be, not with that much ocean.

[restive grotto]

I love seafood so much...

[rapid scarab]

yeh, fairly cheap too

[terse pelican]

I see Food, I eat Food.

[junior jasper]

yes

[restive grotto]

That too

[quartz shell]

Just make sure you make the kirby sound when you do.

[stoic nexus]

I miss the Canaries. I love that part of the world. Also I always blur out randoms faces when sharing photos.

[quartz shell]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-kirby-eating-cute-nintendo-kawaii-gif-16180463526794048800

[rapid scarab]

around 85 bucks for 4 person

[stoic nexus]

@rapid scarab why do you guys eat sea bugs?

[quartz shell]

what currency?

[rapid scarab]

they tasty

euros

[terse pelican]

Cause Sea Bugs are tasty.

[restive grotto]

Lobster is so good

[valid basin]

Probably because they’re delicious when swimming in butter

[terse pelican]

https://klipy.com/gifs/you-can-never-have-enough-butter-linda--k01KQETH6DTA305RDW7MNEWXMFF

[junior jasper]

i eat all bugs whats the problem on sea versions

[quartz shell]

go to red lobster, roll the dice.

[restive grotto]

I refuse to go to red lobster lol

[valid basin]

Have some self respect

[quartz shell]

or have lobster.

[rapid scarab]

pre boiled

[valid basin]

In butter?

[quartz shell]

Oh great, you can just heat it right back up in the microwave.

[stoic nexus]

I like lobster, crayfish, and crab the rest are just buggy

[junior jasper]

if it moves it s food

[valid basin]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-zoidberg-not-hearing-a-no-no-why-not-zoidberg-gif-16449363415242009819

[terse pelican]

In Sweden, There's this tradition in August, called ''Kräftskiva'' Where we eat a Lot of it

[quartz shell]

Is that included with the sea food salad cake?

[terse pelican]

Sea food salad cake?

Smörgåstårta you mean?

[junior jasper]

Breadcake?

[quartz shell]

Skagentårta.

[terse pelican]

Oh those

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crayfish_party

[valid basin]

We have those here too, we just call them seafood boils

[quartz shell]

I thought seafood boils were just a pot full of seafood, as opposed to a seafood cake?

Oh nevermind I can't think, you ment the crayfish party.

[stoic nexus]

New Zealand Rock Lobster aka Crayfish

[rapid scarab]

you can cook it is just a slight preboil to kill posible parasites

[quartz shell]

Tryna tie my shoelaces and follow chat, and evidently I cannot chew gum and walk at the time time.

[terse pelican]

I'm trying to play chess, eat and follow chat, Slowly getting there

[stoic nexus]

I am working and following chat

[valid basin]

I’m hoping my meds kick in soon so I can finally go to sleep

[stoic nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/ffrk-final-fantasy-record-keeper-record-keeper-ffiv-ff4-gif-27242687

[quartz shell]

I may actually be slow or something today because I just walked into the kitchen carrying toothpaste and a hairbrush before I remembered what I was doing.

[terse pelican]

Brushing your hair with Toothpaste, or Brushing your teeth with a hairbrush kind of day?

[quartz shell]

Bofa

[valid basin]

I can’t wait for the Chrono Trigger play through

[terse pelican]

I'm excited for that, But more-so Secret of Mana

[valid basin]

Never played it

[restive grotto]

May is definitely gonna be a month

[rapid scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/its-gonna-be-may-justin-timberlake-n-sync-boy-band-me-gif-21216859

[terse pelican]

Imo, It's 100% Worth it.the Sequel is great too ( Trials of Mana )

Don't know about Visions of Mana as I haven't played that

[valid basin]

I chose to go all in on computer gaming in the 90’s. Bought my SNES from Funcoland in 96 for $40

[rapid scarab]

btw if any of you dont know what to get the man for his birthday: https://ebay.us/m/sDuSpF

[terse pelican]

Lube?

But also, That page is in a Language I don't understand

[rapid scarab]

you dont need to understand

[stoic nexus]

Yuo can hit the translate button

its an ONLY LANDS Play mat

[rapid scarab]

americans xD

[restive grotto]

Get him a giant barrel of lube for his birthday

[rapid scarab]

fair

[restive grotto]

Or a chainsaw

[stoic nexus]

i wish i had someone to get me gifts 🙁

[rapid scarab]

my present is already on the pobox because it was relevant this days

[terse pelican]

Shayesaw.

[stoic nexus]

I am a strong independant goblin tho with their own money

[silver stump]

change the ".es" in the url to ".com"

[blissful imp]

Apparently people did send her many chainsaws, but they were all fake toy ones. Apparently it really upset her

[valid basin]

Aww

My wife gives the best presents

[terse pelican]

That's unfortunate

[stoic nexus]

Time to mail a reall functional chainsaw

[valid basin]

In the US you don’t even have to put it in a box, just slap postage on it sent it

[stoic nexus]

nothing says goblin love like a deadly weapon in the wrong hands

[valid basin]

Seriously though, why is giving her a chainsaw a bad idea?

[terse pelican]

Safety concerns probably

[stoic nexus]

what did you not get about deadly weapon in the wrong hands.

[valid basin]

Get her the chainsaw stopping pants and let her have fun

[blissful imp]

Didn't Shaye accidentally put the oven on too high and there was a huge fire inside?

i remember this was brought up on stream

[valid basin]

But the oven is where the fire goes

It’s literally designed for it

When the fire escapes, that’s when there’s an issue

[quartz shell]

What about Glue? Surely that would be too much and he’d have to share with us?

[wheat sleet]

https://a.co/d/061QQJ0y

[valid basin]

See, safety pants

[wheat sleet]

Safety tshirt > safety pants

[quartz shell]

What about a chain glaive? One of those ones on the long shaft. Idk if those ones can even properly cut through trees.

[carmine sierra]

You're more likely to hit your leg with it

Unless you let go of the thing entirely

[wheat sleet]

They're for branches

[rapid scarab]

funny thing about chainsaws is that they dont cut

they rip

[carmine sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-eternal-doomguy-doom-slayer-doom-guy-shotgun-gif-27413588

[blissful imp]

and tear

[rapid scarab]

yeh

[terse pelican]

https://klipy.com/gifs/beyblade-let-it-rip-2--k01KQEWD0D91844RBQS73K3WWQ3

[rapid scarab]

thas thor on d4

[blissful imp]

oh god damnit. same iq used

[carmine sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/bromance-sig-curtis-alex-louis-armstrong-fullmetal-fma-gif-18194534

[valid basin]

Get her one of these until she can be trusted

[quartz shell]

Or, the entirety of the chainsaw man manga? (This is a curse and a time bomb)

[river cargo]

Unironically, most of the shit in the news that's bad right now is just the Kremlin, CCP and Mullahs pulling the strings to make life as unbearable as possible

But glad to see Thor is taking a well needed day off

[rapid scarab]

lets revisit that after olden era gets out

xD

[restive grotto]

Pfft, thor never takes a day off

Even when he's not streaming

[rapid scarab]

thas also true

[restive grotto]

HE ALSO says to never emulate his work ethic.

He admits to being a work-a-holic.

[rapid scarab]

he shouldnt emulate his own work ethic

he needs an intervention

[quartz shell]

He abhors taking time off, like Jake.

[restive grotto]

People have tried

[quartz shell]

yes I got it right this time

[rapid scarab]

tis Jaek

[rapid scarab]

you need to use more violence

[quartz shell]

You could be completely messing with me right now and I wouldn’t know…

[rapid scarab]

that was his name in hytale

[wheat sleet]

Just go hit the power pole. No power, no work!

[wicked schooner]

But ferrets

[rapid scarab]

knowing the man he would need to be inmobilized to not work

[wheat sleet]

Ferrets don't need power, they need your soul

[rapid scarab]

good thing he prob weighs like a wet towel

[quartz shell]

His name could an actually be Jaek, and this could be a Pyotr situation all over again.

[river cargo]

Honestly the fact that jake was let go and thor took on all of his workload just speaks to how impressive thor's time management skills are

[quartz shell]

I REPLIED TO THE WRONG MESSAGE

[river cargo]

He's working on 2 games, the ferret rescue and events for stream like the game jam and indiecember all by himself

[rapid scarab]

and disregard of his own health

[river cargo]

Yeah I really hope he atleast tries to take better care of himself

[wheat sleet]

Well Jake mainly worked on Blockgame and Thor has only done minimal work on it since

[river cargo]

Not surprising since the stream, the ferret rescue and heartbound all come before it

[wicked schooner]

Does this mean thor has become.......
A java dev?

[rapid scarab]

thats why I sometimes tell him to grab a snack now and then and if he slept

[quartz shell]

Did Jake leave too?

[river cargo]

He always has been

[rapid scarab]

his name is json why are you surprised

[wheat sleet]

Everyone but Forest of the mod team was let go or resigned

[rapid scarab]

yeh

[quartz shell]

Damn. Wasn’t sure if he had to or just changed roles or something. Figured I’d ask.

[wheat sleet]

There's a #news post about it

[rapid scarab]

yeh

[quartz shell]

I know. I read it, just wanted to clarify.

[rapid scarab]

we should try in general to behave and dont give thor more work, if posible. Dude has already too much on his plate

not because anything in particular

[wheat sleet]

I've seen a lot of the former mod team start streaming, so I guess they all got promoted to streamer

[rapid scarab]

as a whole

[river cargo]

Shoutout their twitch channels?

[rapid scarab]

thas on #advertising

[wheat sleet]

They're using the same handles

[river cargo]

Oh some of them are in their discord profiles

[rapid scarab]

but yeh, we all can help out a little answering questions in chat (without being mean)

specially the "what thor thinks about this" "whats this game" etc

[river cargo]

And try not overwhelm him with TTS lol

[rapid scarab]

yeh

[river cargo]

tbh I think the most requested thing on stream is "what is thor's opinion on x game/x game mechanic"

[rapid scarab]

if he talked about it you can give the person a little explanation

[quartz shell]

If Thor isn’t currently playing a game he clearly hates it.

[rapid scarab]

yeh

[restive grotto]

Thor isn't streaming so he HATES US.

[rapid scarab]

usually you can tell when he is ok with a joke and when he isnt

[wheat sleet]

All games not currently being played on stream are under boycott and we hate them

[quartz shell]

That’s why he was late on REDs birthday.

[rapid scarab]

and then this was his congrats

https://tenor.com/view/rrane-battal-rrane-battal-kızgın-battal-kızgın-gif-25355985

[wheat sleet]

Wrekt old lady

[rapid scarab]

of course I answered with "I am still younger than you"

[junior jasper]

old and smoll

[restive grotto]

Teeny tiny old lady

[terse pelican]

Smold.

[wheat sleet]

Mold

[rapid scarab]

your face is smold

[dusky grove]

Look at the retirement home here. Feels like i'm in a museum

[rapid scarab]

and then the other day he called me american

dude hates me

[wheat sleet]

...the rescue is a retirement home for ferrets, and chat is a retirement home for goblins.

[rapid scarab]

you dont know how old am I

[quartz shell]

I know i have it saved.

[rapid scarab]

haha

[dusky grove]

Petition to rename people from the US statesians to reclaim american for the rest of the continent

[rapid scarab]

nah got the screeshot niw

[rapid scarab]

in spanish is something like "unitedstaters"

[wicked schooner]

US pronounced as you ass

[rapid scarab]

fair

my fav moment that day was the drive realization

[rapid scarab]

ttis one I have saved yes

and me and my chill ass explainin is for helpin thorchan editord and curse questers

[terse pelican]

I probably need to grab a new Cursed quest

[wheat sleet]

36

[terse pelican]

Oh I'm sorry

[rapid scarab]

is that correct? are you sure?

ah also

[wheat sleet]

100%

[wheat sleet]

#general_chat message

The internet is forever

[rapid scarab]

what if I lied

[terse pelican]

No one ever lies on the internet.

[wicked schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-internet-tell-lies-buster-lie-gif-4986649

[quartz shell]

I have the shoe body bop saved on my pc.

[rapid scarab]

I am sorry there is not hot singles in your area

[azure finch]

People don't lie enough on the internet I think sometimes and it shows.

[wheat sleet]

There are hot singles. But they are food not people.

[quartz shell]

Have you seen Twitter?

I genuinely hate the fact that if I see some nature thing on Twitter, I have no idea if it’s bullshit AI or if it’s actually something I haven’t seen before.

[azure finch]

See this is a "too many games and not enough games" problem. Both are true at the same time. People lie a lot on the internet and not enough about what they should be.

[quartz shell]

True.

[wheat sleet]

Ask yourself if it even matters first

[quartz shell]

also space stuff I hate it when there’s AI generated space content

[crystal axle]

But there be cougars in my area, just out of state

[terse pelican]

I think people forget the concept of ''Lie By Omission''

[quartz shell]

No like, trying to tell if a certain lizard is real, or if they generated it and are making stuff up for engagement.

[rapid scarab]

and twisting the truth

[terse pelican]

Subjective Vs Objective truths aswell

[livid path]

I was

[rapid scarab]

go to eep

[livid path]

No

[rapid scarab]

[livid path]

I’m supposed to be awake

[quartz shell]

Hot single cougars in your area, but they’re trying to feed their cubs.

[azure finch]

The worst part is, they can't properly fake something as horrible as reality.

[terse pelican]

This just makes me think of an Actual Ice-cream

[azure finch]

That is an actual ice cream.

[quartz shell]

This is worse than skargantarta… thanks…

[wheat sleet]

If it's not real, does it matter though? Is that something you'll remember tomorow, or reference in conversation a week from now?

[terse pelican]

https://klipy.com/gifs/brother-ew-what-is-that--k01KQEZA19634XE50Y41PGJEPRC

[azure finch]

It's a product Oscar Mayer released way back. I don't know why.

[quartz shell]

No I just find nature interesting and I’d like to mute that person if it’s AI generated.

[river cargo]

As a nonamerican, this just makes me want to go to oscar mayer when I next visit just to try this. Damn the unholiness of this ad got me praising their marketing team lol

[azure finch]

I think they discontinued a long while back. But it made the list for cursed foods I've encountered.

[wheat sleet]

This is real too: https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/590ce80903596e93eb526002/1566845082705-1EHLWLB91PSVB8XWZDEJ/Ice-Cream-Frenchs-Mustard-FT-Blog0719.jpg

[restive grotto]

Ew, yellow mustard

[wheat sleet]

Don't forget all the aspic cursed quests either

[azure finch]

It'd be fun to play the "real or fake" game with the foods that actually exist. This spam, real. Bologna seltzer, not real.

Right up there with the fun game of "baby toy or dog toy?"

[wheat sleet]

Real or cake is fun

[restive grotto]

Real or cake? doesn't matter I'll eat it anyway

[wheat sleet]

https://youtu.be/cPAlmXHMktA

[azure finch]

Is this for a baby or dog?

[terse pelican]

Dog.

[azure finch]

Nope, that's a baby teether in bacon flavor.

[distant quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tired-sleepy-coffee-coffee-cup-gif-16510344054637063999

[serene valley]

I read baby flavor

[terse pelican]

Neat. But also, Why lol

[restive grotto]

That would be for dog.

[azure finch]

Because baby toys and dog toys are almost indistinguishable to the untrained eye.

[restive grotto]

Because they're basically the same thing, just scale.

[azure finch]

And as a result there's a lot of overlap. Honestly the big difference is "what parts can be broken off that could be a hazard"

[wheat sleet]

https://www.amazon.sg/Little-Toader-Teething-Baconease-Appe-Teethers/dp/B00P8IDQCS

[serene valley]

Golemancer casually admitting they don't know the difference between a baby and a dog if they were the same size

[azure finch]

The difference is usually the quantity of hair at that scale.

[serene valley]

https://tenor.com/view/bighero6-baymax-cat-hairy-baby-gif-4690325

[restive grotto]

I've seen a dog sized baby.

There are a lot of them on the internet.

[serene valley]

Also adult sized babies

But those are usually also adults

[restive grotto]

They tend to be the same thing

[golden latch]

Both toys are for teething

[serene valley]

Better bite silicone than meat ig

[golden latch]

Brother?

[wheat sleet]

It's funny because the Japanese word for cat basically means sleepy baby

[restive grotto]

I should not have unspoilered that. Cursed.

[golden latch]

😁

You will learn

[wheat sleet]

No he won't. He will become stronger.

[restive grotto]

^

[wheat sleet]

Tanking physical and mental damage

[golden latch]

https://tenor.com/view/good-clapping-sarcastic-gif-14772054

[azure finch]

|| "I prepared explosive runes this morning." ||

[golden latch]

[wicked schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/megumin-gif-22471891

[azure finch]

Classic landmine.

[worthy ivy]

TIL "piss yellow" is in the official register of colour names

[golden latch]

The official register has a lot of great names i want to get a color register book for reference and amusement because of it

[worthy ivy]

safety yellow is the closest ISO colour name I can find to match (not quite but close)
but Pantone are useless, they don't have anything close

[wheat sleet]

https://www.pantone.com/color-finder/604-C

[worthy ivy]

ah that's pretty close, but too yellow (is more saturated? idk much about colour)

[wheat sleet]

What you see online is an approximation. You'd need to buy a sample book to see it in person.

[azure finch]

That or drink a lot of energy drinks.

Pretty sure that's the color you get after a few monsters.

[wicked schooner]

Ah the zultralord method

[wheat sleet]

Also the color accuracy of screens without regular calibration is bad to abysmal. Even art graded monitors need regular calibration as they age

[frank hemlock]

Didnt our goblin lord say soemthing about an announcment today?

[worthy ivy]

I'm looking at both colours on the same screen

but that does make me think... maybe it's even more cursed irl? 😆

[wheat sleet]

Heroes of Might and Magic releases today and thr word is Thor might play it.

[vast idol]

ooh, thats a lovely, normal green.

[wheat sleet]

Nothing concrete

[rapid scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/ville-béton-gif-21500681

[restive grotto]

He ended stream VERY indiscreetly saying to watch announcements.

Something will happen today.

[frank hemlock]

indeed

We must summon him.

Get the glue.

[wheat sleet]

Deviled eggs are the reagent needed

[restive grotto]

Likely either when HoMM releases or when he's done with the hearbound update.

[serene valley]

Public execution of a garlic bread

For tempting the mods

[frank hemlock]

Deviled eggs to summon, glue to bind, ferrets to seal the pact

[wheat sleet]

Don't forget the eggnog

[frank hemlock]

And a chainsaw.
I forget why but TTS says its important

[quartz shell]

No dont execute the garlic bread!

[frank hemlock]

Deviled eggs and eggnog nods

Kinda like leaving cookies and milk out for Santa- OMG THOR IS GOBLIN SANTA

HE BRINGS US STREAMS IF WE'VE BEEN GOOD

AND GLUE

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

Xbox achivement ping: New lore unlocked

[wicked schooner]

Instead of cookies and milk, we leave deviled eggs and liquid death