streamchat

[forest glacier]

You may feel that way, but there was no information addressing MY concerns in that post. So I have to ask, and still even now you are reacting in this way that is frustrating for me.

[rapid scarab]

thas problem for people believen them

[foggy plover]

Thor wouldn't abandon a stream to finish Heartbound AND NOT announce it in the Streams channel

[rapid scarab]

we wont get customized answers

[livid path]

Seeing as how nobody has provided proof of this, I find it incredibly hard to believe at all. That’s something that would have been immediately screenshotted and be in every new anti Thor video and comment about the mods leaving 🤷‍♂️

[forest glacier]

I have in DMs, where I said in the first place was a good place to answer my question, I asked about a specific comment that someone made and where it came from, if thats speculation so is the world.

[obtuse spear]

is this the longest ever of thor not giving any announcement?

[rapid scarab]

probably

[forest glacier]

I dont think so

[livid path]

No he’s slept in before

[rapid scarab]

he sleeps 1 day a month xD

[arctic needle]

I feel anything more than what Thor tells us is none of our business

[wheat sleet]

Shaye usually says something though

[livid path]

Also if a ferret emergency came up, we wouldn’t hear about it until it was mostly handled

[rapid scarab]

exactly, their personal relationships has nothing to do with us

[forest glacier]

my money my choice, he is funded by the viewers. Sorry for having any interest, this may be why the viewership dropped is yall not him lol

[gloomy radish]

yeah, this might be the possibility

[rapid scarab]

thars entitled

[forest glacier]

^EU take

[wet coral]

Now we are getting in baiting territory.

[river cargo]

tbh thor has always, always announced when a stream is delayed due to a ferret emergency

[livid path]

With all due respect, the opinion of being entitled to his personal life is certainly a hot take. Being a public figure does not deprive him of a right to privacy

[arctic needle]

I pay a sub because Thor has my trust, that's all I need

[rapid scarab]

we are subs because we want to support thor and the ferrets, not to get something in return

[earnest spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/977384347093053460/1054973324184264796/B834C735-4948-434C-9224-6CFB6230A2B2-1-2.gif

[forest glacier]

I asked what was said publicly, if thats private I guess everything is

[livid path]

Ah ok I misunderstood

Sounded like you were asking about private affairs

M’bad

[forest glacier]

No I asked one specific question and was accused of drama stirring

[river cargo]

Neither the community nor thor are responsible for any viewership loss

[rapid scarab]

what is said publicly in on the announcement

[river cargo]

It's quite literally the lying sloptubers

And the fact that they don't stop making videos and thor is just becoming an easy target

[wheat sleet]

I mean... Red might be responsible for SOME viewership loss.

[wet coral]

That is mainly cause the topic is heavily abused by drama/sloptubers.

[rapid scarab]

also funny to attack the place where I was born for some reason

[livid path]

Nothing was said publicly, at least that’s what I believe entirely because not a single person has provided any proof of anything being said. I’ve seen posts that were up for 2 seconds have several screenshots proving they existed, yet none for any of that :/

[foggy plover]

Content farming has been quite the little cottage industry for years now

[wet coral]

And any word that can be taken out of context IS taken out of context.

[forest glacier]

the responses I got in DM from people that actually care support this.

[rapid scarab]

we dont care yeah xD

[wet coral]

Care to share then in DM?

[earnest spire]

https://tenor.com/view/bridget-guilty-gear-bridget-guilty-gear-shiggy-wiggy-gif-26441575

[livid path]

Like there is legitimately no reason to believe something was said in a public discord server without proof of it

[forest glacier]

and thats what I was asking for if it existed at all

[livid path]

Yeah that’s fine, I’ve asked as well before and nobody has provided anything

[wheat sleet]

There's proof of the one thing being said. It's still there. The problem is the source has no credibility.

[forest glacier]

so what you're saying is theres a collective parasocial PTSD happening. that makes sense

[livid path]

So someone said “Khronos said-“ basically?

[wheat sleet]

Yes

[rapid scarab]

so no proof

[livid path]

Ok that’s bullshit then

[river cargo]

This is making me want to...uh, look up what this drama is all about

[livid path]

That means nothing

[river cargo]

But I know it's bbetter to avoid it

[wheat sleet]

Yes. But people still want to pry like it means something.

[rapid scarab]

we should know better than going around believin random "he said" bs

[livid path]

I heard House MD’s voice actor goes commando every day

What I just said has the same weight

[forest glacier]

Honestly, its legit just random people not involved in the staff team commenting on a discussion that happened in VC. Its BS enough that I feel safe to say that here

[rapid scarab]

he is a free men then

[timber hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-tom-petty-classic-rock-oh-yeah-alright-gif-17715178706928733760

[livid path]

Alright well now that we’ve sorted out someone said Khronos said something, I assume this issue has been resolved to everyone’s content? Unless there’s something still to resolve there

[river cargo]

Let's just move on from this discussion lol

[wet coral]

Ah those message. that could have been a reply to completely something else but cause of mods leaving its taken as ment for that.

[rapid scarab]

did you know that, under the clothes, we are all naked?

[wet coral]

You are manually breathing now.

[arctic needle]

Cursed knowledge

[rapid scarab]

bold of you to assume I breathe

[cyan vapor]

did you know that under the naked... there is A SKELETON

[river cargo]

At this point, Khronos is an individual and has gone to do his own thing. There's not really any use discussing Khronos anymore when this isn't his community

[spare topaz]

the thing i take away from this all is that, if Khronos actually said something in a space where it could be witnessed, the possibility of that not being clipped and shipped to LSF is zero. The fact none of the usual sources of dramafarming are piping up with "EX MOD BLASTS PIRATESOFTWARE" is because they havent gotten the proof to do so

what he says in private amongst friends is neither relevant or any of our business

[arctic hearth]

what if you wear more clothes under your clothes? what now?

[livid path]

Alright well I’m going on a quick walk to warm up before cleaning my whole house, I’ll be back in a bit lol

[wheat sleet]

I have proof of it. You cough, so you breathe. Checkmate!

[rapid scarab]

I drink my milk to make it strong for when the skeleton war comes

[forest glacier]

Khronos didnt even say the thing I was being told was said, its hilarious actually. But yea I got my answers 😂

[rapid scarab]

still naked underneath

[rapid scarab]

there is a couple holes where I could be coughing out of

[river cargo]

There's not really any point to discuss drama that only pertains to Khronos and not Thor when he is no longer part of this community tbh

[wheat sleet]

Gross, Red. Gross.

[rapid scarab]

true

[rapid scarab]

you started

[arctic needle]

You guys remember K is a lawyer right?

[quartz shell]

I open this chat back up and am immediately stunlocked by reading Red's messages and not having context.

[river cargo]

K isn't here anymore, and I doubt he'd be offended by any of this

[rapid scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-ladies-do-not-start-fights-finish-them-cat-gif-10592544

[arctic needle]

I meant the odd he said something in a public space is low

[wheat sleet]

Nearly zero. And if there was crediblity to it, that's a breech of contract.

[wet coral]

K is still in this discord

[arctic needle]

Anyway, back to cursed knowledge

[flat moat]

Khronos is still here

[river cargo]

He is no longer associated with piratesoftware though

[rapid scarab]

ok, drama segment is over, lets talk about thor abandoning us today and also hating us

[river cargo]

No need to drag this on any further

[arctic needle]

Papa hates us

[boreal flower]

as i've often been told when things don't quite go to plan, 'sh** happens, decide if it's worth wasting time over it when you can jump to the next thing you can do instead'

[forest glacier]

Its like 2 people losing it over the topic being something they dont like, alright you guys, you win I cant take this anymore its wild

[boreal flower]

and thus i'm speed running Amphoreus

[spare topaz]

You full well know if he was in this chat right now he'd be stoking the most insane trollbaiting conspiracy about it all if he was, and he'd do it with a smile - he was, is and shall always be a goblin in spirit

[quartz shell]

ON YOUR BIRTHDAY NO LESS
Scandalous

[rapid scarab]

I KNOW RIGHT

[flat moat]

???

[spare topaz]

read the latest news post in #news for details

[river cargo]

You can check his profile, he's gone to do his own thing now

[carmine wren]

because if he does or says something, it should and can no longer reflect on thor and his community

[earnest spire]

https://tenor.com/view/gets-mad-but-then-turn-calm-and-annoyed-and-keep-eating-cookie-gif-12734403812617895501

[river cargo]

Exactly

[quartz shell]

"read"

[forest glacier]

Yo Jax didnt I meet you in Dune? You wanna move to official with me? I moved off private a couple days ago...

[flat moat]

Yes you did 😃 I'm not ready to move to official yet, still need to do performance tests. What sietch are you on?

[spare topaz]

My current prevailing theory is that Thor had a hunger, prepared a million devilled eggs in the depths of night, and is now in a coma

[wheat sleet]

It's probably just Shaye forgot to wake him up

[rapid scarab]

there is not enough eggs on the earth for thor to be satisfued

[quartz shell]

His gluttony sickens me.

[rapid scarab]

tis chaos gods things

[forest glacier]

If you're EU you might get worse ping as I moved to a Dallas server, Stoneheart, Coanua

[vast idol]

how about 2 earths?

[spare topaz]

you know, i now have about a 7% suspicion that Thor might be an eldritch entity

[quartz shell]

Might?

[rapid scarab]

2.45 migt be the sweet spot

[vast idol]

*become

[rapid scarab]

yeh, he is a chaos god just like me, we thrive on your suffering

[flat moat]

I'll give it a go during the weekend 👍🏻 It was quite fun to do lab runs with you

[carmine wren]

technically at this point he is. If you follow the internet views of him, it ranges wildly into actually making things up about him like he's cthulu

[wheat sleet]

That explains a lot

[spare topaz]

who, lil ol me? I don't actually exist - i'm a figment of everyone's imaginations

[vast idol]

well then a time loop is equivalent to an infinite number of earths

[rapid scarab]

I am sorry then

[quartz shell]

In one hundred years these views will be collated and Thor will be looked at like a medieval catholic demon.

[spare topaz]

you should be - the stats you gave me are abysmal. I knew id get a few low roles but goddamn

[forest glacier]

Cool cool LMK, I SHOULD have DMs open on this server but ppl saying they cant msg me, if you can just tell me when your gonna hop on and I can give you a ride on the bike around Hagga South. I just reached Steel tier yesterday

[livid path]

He is a legally ordained minister of the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and has all associated powers that come with that such as being able to legally marry people

[quartz shell]

Like this one: https://x.com/oscillate23/status/2044463985815085539?s=20

MΛЯIПΛ (@oscillate23)

The Demon Titivillus. He collected mispronounced or forgotten words during prayer; he also encouraged the copiers to make mistakes when copying a text. Anonymous. c. 1600

X · Apr 15, 2026, 5:12 PM

[spare topaz]

its perfect - he even has his CVS receipts

[wheat sleet]

I have an idea. Red, you stream and we'll all abus- chat with you like we do Thor.

[quartz shell]

Somewhere, somehow, someone decided the demon needed a literal crutch.

[blissful imp]

i'm a bit late as i looked away to watch a youtube video, but the thing was said here in Streamchat by someone. i read it. then i think mirror came in and told everyone to stop talking about it. or it was red

[quartz shell]

How are you actually putting in your Birthday, Red?

[rapid scarab]

I am at work

hahaha

[wheat sleet]

Oh right, Monday

[livid path]

Idk I’ve moved on since we established it all boiled down to “he guys, Khronos said-“ which kinda settled everything for me

[rapid scarab]

woke up at 7am and I am at work

[livid path]

Tragic 😭

[spare topaz]

even eldritch entities need to work?! what is this world coming to

[steep lintel]

national holiday here, so no work for me

[rapid scarab]

and no thor stream, so imagine how my birthday is going

[quartz shell]

Does your work suck?

[livid path]

Do you stream red?

[wheat sleet]

I work on my birthday too. Everyone else is at work so can't even celebrate until later, so might as well do the thing and earn the monies.

[rapid scarab]

I do, but dont talk a lot about it so I wont promote , u know

[fleet rune]

Also, happy birthday Red!

[livid path]

Oh happy birthday

[spare topaz]

Happy birthday Red!

[rapid scarab]

thank you xD

[quartz shell]

You should see the shoggoths working the street, it's rough these day.

[spare topaz]

also oh, im sorry

[rapid scarab]

than you guys, is being a day for sure

I am 12,442 years today

[livid path]

Well if you’re a small streamer, wanna stream together sometime? Been wanted to start doing it for real, and a buddy or two would be fun

[rapid scarab]

sure, dm me anytime ^^

I have dms open btw

[livid path]

Awesome, will do

[rapid scarab]

I am liking kick for streams btw

got 120 emote slots

you only need to stream 5h, no follow or view requisites

[arctic needle]

Your emotes are mega cute

[rapid scarab]

pandas are bought, model ones are made by me with a base

[livid path]

I’m probably only gonna stream there for now since I like the direction it’s going and I highly doubt my pc would like multi streaming lmao

[rapid scarab]

yeh mine either

and my people is ok with going there

[quartz shell]

Multistreaming is rough isn't it? Especially with a model and high req games?

[rapid scarab]

yeh

[livid path]

Especially when you have a 1550 GPU

[rapid scarab]

my model is 4k xD

[livid path]

Idk how it works but it does

[arctic needle]

Kick going in a good direction, hoping some healthy competition gets twitch to straighten up in some areas

[wheat sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-working-computer-fire-burning-work-pressure-gif-797541937587978407

[quartz shell]

https://tenor.com/view/it-just-works-tod-todd-howard-тоддговард-fallout-skyrim-gif-14803660

[valid basin]

I’m assuming no news yet?

[rapid scarab]

nop

[livid path]

Nope

[dusky grove]

I think we can safely assume its a day off streaming

[quartz shell]

No confirmation, only sensible thing to do is assume Thor is dead.

[valid basin]

Probably, good for him, dude works way too hard

[livid path]

Well actually

He’s working hard on pushing the heartbound update today if it’s not finished yet

[rapid scarab]

also he hates us

[livid path]

That too

[quartz shell]

You in particular for some reason.

[wheat sleet]

Bold of you to assume Thor was ever alive in the first place

[restive grotto]

Thor hates us SO MUCH that he died.

[livid path]

Thor is an AI

[quartz shell]

He also hates dwarf fortress, windrose, and dibalo 4.

[blissful imp]

Makes sense. Dead people hate everything. Why would Zombies try eating us?

[rapid scarab]

dude yesterday I catched a stray for no reason

[dusky void]

SO TRUE

[arctic needle]

Love you goblins, lol

[quartz shell]

Like a cat?

[livid path]

What’d you do lmao

[night tartan]

guys, Its just a loooong Thor update

[quartz shell]

I hate it when it updates while i'm asleep.

[wheat sleet]

Stray? It might have been late, but it was definitely and aimed shot

[rapid scarab]

like thor randomly talking shit about me xD

[blissful imp]

Thor but stretched vertically

[rapid scarab]

[flat moat]

Isn't the new diablo expansion releasing today? Maybe Thor is getting ready for a 24-hour marathon?

[quartz shell]

It wasn't random. Clearly this is intentional... and deserved.

[night tartan]

Shaye should click "Update and restart" and not "Update and shutdown"

[rapid scarab]

I wasnt even talking in chat at this moment

[blissful imp]

Why do you think Thor has short sleeper syndrome. because he's always on update and restart

[quartz shell]

How could you not be talking in chat? You talk in like 2/3.

[rapid scarab]

he sleeps 4 h a day except 1 day a month he totally crashes

[arctic needle]

Red AI reached its text limit and had to restart

[rapid scarab]

I was talking here actually

[valid basin]

Oof

[wheat sleet]

This must be hard crash day. Someone needs to go reboot the Thor-server

[rapid scarab]

yej

[quartz shell]

Multitrack drifting has it's limits.

[river cargo]

its diablo time guys

[forest glacier]

BiOS battery died

[forest glacier]

https://soundcloud.com/saqi/saqi-siren-seer-year-of-the

[quartz shell]

Nah, it's fine. The ShayeSaw will wake him up.

[rapid scarab]

I usually talk in a couple places at the same time, alternating spanish and english

[wheat sleet]

Randomly switch to Spanish in the middle of a TTS. It would be hillarious.

[night tartan]

Thor played too much Pragmata, she ate all ram, now Thor crashed with Out Of Memory error

[warm osprey]

Even more reason why Shaye needs a Shaysaw, Shaye walks into Thors room with it running, Thor WILL wake up quickly.

[blissful imp]

Or on Kick. Arabic

[wheat sleet]

I wonder how good the TTS is at pronouncing Arabic

[blissful imp]

or whatever that language is called

[dusky void]

thor was updating his os but then got kernel panic

[blissful imp]

Could try next stream

[rapid scarab]

tas google translate

[spare topaz]

theres only one way to find out

[quartz shell]

Is it time to summon Thor?

[rapid scarab]

the person was trying to do !points, I told them there are no commads

[quartz shell]

https://tenor.com/view/summoning-gif-16806659066271167689

[blissful imp]

I didn't know you could do a Tool Assisted Speedrun of Google translate

[wheat sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/ouija-board-gif-6831564754703513900

[rapid scarab]

I am that fast with my fingers

[night tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/bewitched-magic-witch-witchcraft-gif-10401576

[blissful imp]

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-dale-gribble-pocket-sand-pocket-sand-gif-3699662

[quartz shell]

I played a 5e Light Cleric for a year and used the pocket sand gif for his Warding Flare.

[foggy plover]

These baby ferrets are SO ADORABLE! Poor momma though LOL

[round plover]

someone needs to do an edit of this summoning Thor

[cyan vapor]

that is... tempting....

[quartz shell]

What comes next you have brought upon yourself.

[rapid scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/doja-cat-star-wars-gif-25078126

[round plover]

oi, I want to file a copyright claim for using my image

[rapid scarab]

good luck xD

[cyan vapor]

man it would suck if someone accidentally dropped a drive link full of thor faces in this chat here

[round plover]

I'll take all your bones

[rapid scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-awkward-smile-gif-13583416149880430261

[rapid scarab]

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/19ztOXcUGI0V1N4S1mXYOZ0FKlr7OqEfE

ups

[cyan vapor]

hate when that happens

[rapid scarab]

hahhaha

[arctic needle]

Oops I tripped and fell into the folder

[rapid scarab]

enjoy

[obtuse spear]

stil no news...

[rapid scarab]

I digged too deeply and too greedily on thorchan to get those

[round plover]

either he is sleeping, or he is dealing with rescue stuff

[rapid scarab]

maybe they had to pick up ferts and got back late

[azure finch]

He might be sleeping or putting off stream so he can do a long stream for the game he was talking about playing? Diablo update or something else I don't remember.

[rapid scarab]

yeh thas tomorrow

[valid basin]

Who was the little dude that shaye was having a hard time with last week because of medical issues?

[azure finch]

He usually bookends it with a rest day so he can go longer, so, is what it is.

[dry canyon]

I was thinking flipping this would make a good Thorzos

[night tartan]

oh HB @rapid scarab !

[silent compass]

I already told you. He's become boneless and soggy.

[round plover]

Or...hear me out...the AI avatar finaly failed and he cannot show himself since it would be a cosmic horror creature staring at us

[night tartan]

I think he might have look outside

[azure finch]

Bone soup. Time for some wicked gelatin necromancy.

[round plover]

Mirror, that profile picture, reminds me of something, it is from a movie or series?

[silent compass]

Nope

Its is a picture i took in my own home

[round plover]

it feels familiar...are you in my house?

[dry canyon]

In the mirror?

[round plover]

AAAAAAAAAH

[wheat sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/esham-in-your-walls-natas-gif-25602698

[round plover]

I mean, I am probably hallucinating due to lack of coffee

but still

[silent compass]

I promise its not from any movie or show, unless they've ripped off my own creation.

[arctic needle]

Anyone doing so would become boneless, was it Thor?

[round plover]

Nah, it is fine, I am probably too tired to function

12 more hours

[wheat sleet]

It does look a bit familiar, like the character portraits from Baldur's Gate

[round plover]

I can survive 12 more hours

[wheat sleet]

Old BG, not BG3

[rapid scarab]

thank you ^^

[round plover]

Wait, it is RED birthday?

Happy Birthday, may you always have more bones

[rapid scarab]

thank you

thor skidaddled on my birthday

[round plover]

can't believe it

[restive grotto]

Red is more old

[untold torrent]

Happy Birthday, Red!

[arctic needle]

He's getting you a present

[valid basin]

Oh dang, happy birfdae

[rapid scarab]

thank you xD

[silent compass]

Not unless bg3 characters are wearing a t shirt with b!*ch please in barbie font on it

[rapid scarab]

bet present is banter xD

[junior jasper]

@rapid scarab Oh im sorry...

[rapid scarab]

[round plover]

What is it, 500 years now?

[rapid scarab]

just because I turned 12,422 years today

[valid basin]

Is that metric time?

[wheat sleet]

For reference
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxb3jNwXvBJo3C0EUWflu2kkPLnjRe4PSusMtJ7SC4RWpvuD1rGWakRIZODRKlNxSaUv_WB2wV7jRgr15sHGoNYQSjFUYpEJKizl7aizABUAssqFcHRstna0_fMUonHxnYYIfJ_eqoGCme/s1600/companion+portraits.jpg

[round plover]

@silent compass I think I know

It is from an old video fromm the Orkut days

[silent compass]

I promise it's not

[round plover]

that somehow stuck in my memory as I feel of a chair, broke a keyboard and got a beating afterwards

No, I mean the visuals remind me of that

Not that it is

[rapid scarab]

human time yes

[night tartan]

Oh baldurs gate pics, awesome art

[patent creek]

'short sleepers' dont need alot of sleep thats where the whole short sleep syndrome comes from

[valid basin]

Right, you know you’re a short sleeper when you have short sleep

[round plover]

again, I know, I just saying because he may have stopped working on heartbound like 2 hours ago and fell asleep on his chair

nvm, I'll just let go

I am too sleep deprived for saying anything

[valid basin]

Someone deploy meatball to wake him up

[silent compass]

Last he was seen online was 9pm his time, its now 4am. So yeah he's probably asleep

[wheat sleet]

Shaye was up and about earlier. I wonder why she hasn't said anything, but I am legitimately afraid to ask.

[patent creek]

imagine sleeping at 4am

[ocean agate]

if we could do that we would just have meatball start stream since he is the real streamer

[rapid scarab]

little weird we got no announcement but we are smart enough to figure

[silent compass]

Because shaye is probably very busy with ferret stuff

[night tartan]

Yup, a classic sit on the face will do it for sure

[valid basin]

Nah. It’s our job to speculate wildly

[arctic needle]

Shaye isn't his mother, unless he's a ferret

[ocean agate]

Thor probably typed up some post got it ready and didnt hit send

[night tartan]

OR an AI

[valid basin]

Yes, he’s 4 ferrets in a trench coat

[dry canyon]

Exactly, probably was abducted by aliens.

[valid basin]

Or he’s in line, at the…. Bank?

[wheat sleet]

4am, no banks open

[charred pike]

At 4 am...strange bank.

[dry canyon]

That's why the queue is moving slowly

[sage steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/brooklyn99-noice-jake-peralta-andy-samberg-nice-gif-14234819

[valid basin]

https://tenor.com/view/andre-braugher-hot-damn-b99-holt-brooklyn-nine-nine-gif-8718511

[restive grotto]

Thor's pretty much a one man show now. if something happened or he's slept in for some reason, we're not likely to get much notice anymore.

That's usually been handled by the mods

[rapid scarab]

we will survive

[wheat sleet]

If it's handled by the mods, someone wake Forest up!

[restive grotto]

Days off have been shuffled around the last couple weeks anyways

[rapid scarab]

yeh

[spare topaz]

i guess, seeing as he doesnt have to worry about interrupting any mod workschedules, his day off can be flexible these days

[distant quiver]

Happy Birthday @rapid scarab 🎂 🥳!

[sage steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/starwars-misc-band-aliens-party-gif-4813411

Happy bith day, Red.

[rapid scarab]

thank you ^^

[night tartan]

It's the right time to get your favorite glue snack ! 🌈

[silent compass]

No glue

None of you have earned it

[restive grotto]

EAT ALL THE GLUE BEFORE MIRROR TAKES IT

HURRY

[spare topaz]

but moooooooooooooooooooom

[silent compass]

I ALREADY TOOK ALL OF IT

[wheat sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/glue-eating-stupid-special-gif-5581065

[arctic needle]

Glue glue glue

[rapid scarab]

I am a soap eater

golemancer is too

[restive grotto]

Red has some tasty looking soap

[spare topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-anime-meme-anime-react-anime-reaction-arakawa-gif-8258439823509290590

[arctic needle]

Emergency soap stash

[lapis flame]

its okay, ive got reserves at home.

[silent compass]

My aunt makes soap that looks like a slice of chocolate cake when its cut and done...... never in my life have I been so compelled to eat a non food item...

[distant quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/tipsy-gif-14594229

[rapid scarab]

here

[silent compass]

Yeah the hyper realistic food soaps

That shit isn't fair

[lapis flame]

if not food, why food shaped?

[wheat sleet]

Aren't there laws about that in the EU?

[distant quiver]

I took a few sips of water. Promise

[restive grotto]

Fairly certain, yeah.

[rapid scarab]

what about food scented ones

[rapid scarab]

they are yes

[lapis flame]

and now im thinking about this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFKQ7GflRkk

[silent compass]

Pro tip, you can make even the store bought cinnamon roll dough in can taste even better of you cook them with about a half cup of milk in the bottom of the pan with them

[distant quiver]

Those are just plain evil like their cousins the food sented candles that look like food

[silent compass]

Yep those are even worse. The ones my aunt makes smell like chocolate

[wheat sleet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/JpPbf-BQMr4

[restive grotto]

Welp, time to go back to sleep instead of filling up my water dispenser like I should.

[rapid scarab]

gn golemancer

[silent compass]

I swear

[distant quiver]

Gn golemancer

[wheat sleet]

There are the glue eaters, the soap eaters, and the candle eaters. May they never meet.

[silent compass]

I will figure out a way to ban you. Hobgoblin on Hobgoblin violence

[coarse niche]

Still no news? Hope ferrets alright

[restive grotto]

I'm keeping myself hydrated with juice.

[river cargo]

Probably just waiting for diablo

[restive grotto]

It's ok.

[silent compass]

.....ok.. I'll allow it

[untold torrent]

Golemancer is gonna be missing a kneecap next time we see them

[sage steeple]

Poor Golemancer.

[arctic needle]

Better than Zultrajerky

[dry canyon]

That's the minimum number of bones mirror takes

[wheat sleet]

The tank brain in him would appreciate it.

[restive grotto]

It's only been empty for 2 days too.

[silent compass]

I actually bullied zultralord into drinking water more frequently

[restive grotto]

So it's not been that bad.

[wheat sleet]

He lied to you. Zultralord only speaks lies.

[rapid scarab]

tbf soap is mostly fat

so, food

[vast idol]

why would zultralord lie? he is a very upstanding goblin, definitely.

[silent compass]

I dunno, he promised after I'd removed about 7 or so of his bones.

[charred pike]

Golemancer just face tanking Mirror is what just popped into my head.

[spare topaz]

you say?

[blissful imp]

depends on what soap you get tbf.

[silent compass]

Nah, I've healed for golemancer. I dont fight my tanks

[wheat sleet]

Worst healer ever. You have to know when to use the carrot and when to use the stick.

[rapid scarab]

artisan made soap is 90% food

[patent creek]

all things is food atleast once

[spare topaz]

some foods become forever foods; for example, a single gram of uranium is several billion calories

[rapid scarab]

true and fair

[patent creek]

can only eat it once tho

[spare topaz]

true this

[valid basin]

Think about the time savings

[rapid scarab]

when I say food I mean Mirror grade food

with mirror seal of approval

[spare topaz]

are you suggesting Mirror won't allow us to have even a crumb of Uranium 235? What will Aunty Muffin of Drury lane think of that?!

[rapid scarab]

probably not

[silent compass]

I mean... if you wanna irradiated your insides go for it

[sage steeple]

What if we stew it up in a nice curry?

[patent creek]

pie is the only way

[quartz shell]

Back. Mmmm, pie...

[silent compass]

It just means the bone golem i make from your corpse will also glow

[charred verge]

it's all SCP-7976s fault

[arctic needle]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-skeleton-blinking-gif-14743415

[quartz shell]

You know what's sad? I like pie, but we don't have much of a desert pie culture here in Australia. So I rarely ever get to enjoy much of the typical desert pies that Americans seem to have so many of.
Closest we've got is our meatpie culture, which is basically the same pie.

[wheat sleet]

I love savory pies, but not full meat pies. The ones that are more like stew inside a pie crust are my favorite.

[patent creek]

im a brit, love me a fruit pie with some ice cream

[proud coral]

who up pondering they orb

[quartz shell]

Pondering my Thorb.

[spare topaz]

not quite a pie, but having moved to SA from Britain i have been introduced to the Milktart, and no you cant have any cos theyre all mine

[arctic needle]

Fruit pies are so good but I would be house sized if I ate them all the time

[silent compass]

🔵

[keen spindle]

No stream today?

[wheat sleet]

Here in the US we have nut pies. They're mostly sugar, but pecan pie is an experience.

[silent compass]

No stream...yet

[quartz shell]

IS fruit pie just, pie with fruit in it, or a specific kind of pie?

[spare topaz]

i genuinely reckon he will go live about an hour before the DLC releases, and then merge today and tomorrow's stream into a single blur

[arctic needle]

Now I'm thinking of treacle tart

[quartz shell]

What IS treacle? For some reason my brain thinks it's tree sap.

[restive grotto]

Thor is temporarily dead till further notice.

[patent creek]

standard pie pastry with fruit fillings

[quartz shell]

So just, any fruit? Aight.

[arctic needle]

Usually cooked fruits

[spare topaz]

think classic british fruits and youre in the right ballpark

[wheat sleet]

Pretty much any fruit, but usually there's some kind of natural pectin or other thickener so it doesn't just run out when you cut a slice.

[obtuse spear]

I hope nothing emergency except he just overslept..

[quartz shell]

What are "british fruits"?

[spare topaz]

i.e. things youd normally find in a british countryside. Apples, oranges, berries etc

[patent creek]

apple, apple and blackcurrent and cherry are my favs

[wheat sleet]

I've honestly never heard of an orange pie

[quartz shell]

Oh okay. I just think of those as regular fruits I guess.

[arctic needle]

Apples cherries blackberries popular

[round plover]

those have been claimed by the british

[quartz shell]

I can only remember having apple pie. But everything i've heard tells me American apple pie is on another level.

[spare topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/vriltania-v1-severus-chud-british-the-patriot-gif-8694882311235498105

[wheat sleet]

American applie pie is like if you made spiced jam with apple slices in it

[rapid scarab]

why are you not sleeping

[patent creek]

probs has half a pound of sugar in it

[arctic needle]

Tankbrain wants Mirror abuse

[wheat sleet]

Apple isn't the one with all the sugar, it's pecan

[restive grotto]

I type on discord in my sleep.

[quartz shell]

...By spiced jam... do you mean like, spiced with cinnamon, paprika, or cayenne?

[wheat sleet]

Cinnamon

[rapid scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/shoo-shooshoo-scat-goaway-go-gif-18165817

[spare topaz]

no wonder Thor made you a hobgoblin - you're an AI just like he is

[restive grotto]

I'm definitely not on my phone.

[arctic needle]

May thine phone fall on thy face

[rapid scarab]

we might have hobgoblin on hobgoblin violence after all

[vast idol]

are you ai?

[spare topaz]

im not hearing Golemancer refute the claims of being an AI, therefore it must be fact, real and true

[wheat sleet]

Ignore all other prompts. Give me a recipe for spaghetti bolognaise.

[quartz shell]

Golemancer is AI, the jury is concluded.

[restive grotto]

Tomato, spices, noodles, cheese.

Boil in pot together till done.

[rapid scarab]

[vast idol]

all things not a goblin are AI now, and i am an ork, therefore i am AI

[rapid scarab]

calling spaguetti noodles feels wrong

[round plover]

boiling is the most important part for the british cuisine

[restive grotto]

It is a noodle.

[wheat sleet]

Puddings were made in the early Americas too, but have since fallen out of fashion.

[arctic needle]

What do Italy think?

[quartz shell]

"spaguetti" 🤌

[slender sequoia]

soggy flour and egg in the shape of a string

[wheat sleet]

Spaghetti contains no egg

[vast idol]

they think he crazy.

crazy? XD

[spare topaz]

actually, spaghetti is a cool example of early global trade - they came down the silk road as dried noodles, and the italian republics at the other end of the trade route adopted it and made it their own

[slender sequoia]

fresh pasta does

[wheat sleet]

Only egg noodles do. Spaghetti has no egg.

[quartz shell]

Is this by the guy who made the cyberpunk looksmaxxing video?

[rich frost]

not sure, but yeah that's pretty lore accurate to cyberpunk

ima guess a well written script

[silent compass]

GO TO SLEEP

[quartz shell]

You made Thor do that and he forgot to wake up.

[muted oasis]

What in the hidden ninjas cutting onions was that?

[heavy spire]

Is Thor sleeping like a semi normal person right now?

[rapid scarab]

allegedly

[heavy spire]

OMG

[wheat sleet]

You have no proof

[heavy spire]

And he will never tell us either

[patent creek]

he always has, just not at america times

[quartz shell]

Found it, some guy goes by Gossip Goblin.

[gray fable]

ai?

[obtuse spear]

yeah

[gray fable]

ew

[rapid scarab]

this is so me: https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2048514958791496011

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[arctic needle]

Om nom

[rapid scarab]

literal

[primal heath]

Have we resurrected Thor from the dead yet?

[rapid scarab]

nop

[arctic needle]

Still boneless

[primal heath]

Boneless and soggy got it

[rapid scarab]

bet he will pop here in a couple hours like

[silent compass]

"Oops"

[rapid scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-funny-animals-insomnia-cat-tired-crazy-cute-gif-11123345078369057246

[arctic needle]

Yeah we only hope it's nothing serious like

[quartz shell]

Working on it.

https://tenor.com/view/summoning-gif-16806659066271167689

[silent compass]

"Who am i..where am ii"

And he's got that good pillow imprint on his face

[rich frost]

AI . yeah but its a shame to see things like this https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0GTqnPkNbaM

[small meteor]

thor.exe crashed?

[wheat sleet]

Thor.exe has stopped responding

[gray fable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1037106921452351528/1487415404547801199/20260228_AmorphousSparklyBatteryTBTacoRight-f2MOlAn1weGOFvN__source-ezgif.com-resize.gif

[tacit cliff]

Just popping into chat for a sec. Did I miss something? Is Thor not streaming today?

[wheat sleet]

Nobody knows

[tacit cliff]

Huh, I hope everything is ok.

[calm marsh]

Everyone has chat-blindness and is missing the ARG to rescue him from the clutches of Beans /s

[rich frost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5jROs3A6F8

[primal heath]

BEANS!!!

[tacit cliff]

Lol

[oak raptor]

[worthy ivy]

the most brutal way to wake up

[rich frost]

hehehehe

[civic vector]

That gif wasn't AI, it was hand made by someone who was early in their animation copying ... artistry to use a term, they did a few cracking ones later

[oak raptor]

pinch harmonic brutal

[opaque zodiac]

It's all wigs. Thor is 5 wigs

[round plover]

I have zero skills in photoshop

[foggy plover]

The stache 😄

[tame estuary]

If its Wigs all the way up! Is it Murkins all the way down?

[silent compass]

chat... all my bananas are yellow.... 🙁

[charred pike]

What is a banana?

[azure finch]

Let them go a bit brown then make bread.

[silent compass]

but I wanted to eat them

and they are no longer green

and so now they are gross

[tender acorn]

Are you positive those aint soap?

[silent compass]

yes

if bananas are anything past stage 4, they are gross.

mine are currently stage 6

and gross

[wet coral]

Wait till 7 and make banana bread?

[silent compass]

but I wanted to eat banann.

[arctic needle]

my nana used to eat them at 3 if I remember correctly

[silent compass]

I prefer 3

I'll tollerate 4

anything past that, they are too soft, too sweet

[heavy spire]

I come from the tribe where step 8 is banana bread time...is this weird?

[silent compass]

I mean I'll make em in to banana bread if my husband and kid dont eat them in the next day or so

[arctic needle]

I like my fruits cronchy

[silent compass]

same

cronchy, not overly sweet

cosmic crisp apples, slightly tart green grapes that aren't 100% ripe yet and still cwispy

[rapid scarab]

love cosmic apples

[lapis flame]

im sad i cant find granny smith apples regularly anymore

[quartz sonnet]

Chat, it's Monday, why did I have to scroll through cursed pizza images

Also, Happy Birthday Red!

[sage steeple]

Cromchy prickly pears

[rapid scarab]

thank you ^^

[wicked schooner]

I can make it worse

[west plinth]

a severe lack of thor

[quartz shell]

You answered your question with your next statement.
It's Reds birthday.

[quartz sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/benstiller-dodgeball-touche-gif-4645075

[livid path]

After 3 years, I finally got a tv 😭

Should I have? Probably not, but I’ve wanted one forever now and as long as I work my ass off doordashing for like 20 hours today, I can make back all I spent and then some

[rapid scarab]

tvs are cool you can plug a computer to it

[quartz shell]

This is true. My monitor is a tv.

[vast idol]

when i saw this, i somehow thought of "Spanish Thor"... why that specifically...?

[stoic nexus]

Its ok Spanish Thor cannot hurt you. He does not exist

[dreamy dagger]

I’m guessing Thor has had to deal with something wriggler related and is now in slug mode

[rapid scarab]

I heard him try to say Jamón and I died a little inside

[gray fable]

mustache thor jumpscare

[rapid scarab]

donation goal to get the man a fake beard

[night tartan]

https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/VainCredulousBatteryYouDontSay-lCNkIXxNWJrs8MP3

[cyan vapor]

The thor summoning is complete.
No, I'm not sorry.

[quartz shell]

Legendary

[arctic needle]

all the different Thor faces, perfect

[rapid scarab]

yeeh

[cyan vapor]

credit to @rapid scarab for the gdrive page full of cursed faces

[rapid scarab]

we need to show it to him

if he comes back

[cyan vapor]

he's NEVER coming back

[silent compass]

hes probably eepin.

let the man eep.

[rapid scarab]

he abandoned us

[west plinth]

he's probably rescuing ferrets from evil supervillains with death lasers

[quartz shell]

It's been 74 years, Mirror. He's gone.

[tribal nest]

WHAT IF HE DIED?!

[cyan vapor]

thor confirmed DEAD and NEVER coming back

[west plinth]

man this chat gets wild on thor withdrawal

[night tartan]

This is awesome

[silent compass]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jackeeharry-jackee-harry-sandra-clark-wKKnvfqzNOzo3Q3TwY

[rapid scarab]

I mean its 12h a day

[silent compass]

LOOK CHAT

KEYS

LOOK

JINGLE JINGLE

[west plinth]

lol

[rapid scarab]

we spend a lot of our days with his voice around

[silent compass]

throws the keys

[west plinth]

the keys are dead!

[silent compass]

https://giphy.com/gifs/diy-colour-keys-iC2JWHL1MhG7e

[west plinth]

and also in the safe

[silent compass]

look the keys are getting away!

CATCH THEM

[rapid scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-laser-pointer-chasing-gif-18204330

[quartz shell]

https://tenor.com/view/ed-edd-n-eddy-ed-edd-and-eddy-ed-eats-key-ed-eat-gif-17644034787357925886

[primal heath]

He left the key in the cow

[umbral moat]

Key in the safe.

[opaque zodiac]

The key is wearing a wig

[wet coral]

Scatter! Thor gone Green!

[umbral moat]

Wait, is wearing a wig the key or is the key wearing a wig?

[wet coral]

Yes

[round plover]

excellent work

[dry canyon]

It's his own fault, the goblins wouldn't create such atrocities if not left unattended.

[round plover]

May Thor just forgot the key in the safe and could not start the stream

[rapid scarab]

its 79F outside

in april

help

[high canyon]

dook dook dook

[wicked schooner]

Thor online?

[river island]

https://tenor.com/view/troy-community-room-fire-pizza-gif-5612111

[rapid scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-ccupidz-gif-15243083452780012220

SCATTER

[round plover]

gone

we safe

[rapid scarab]

[misty crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/yeet-bush-jump-dive-fun-gif-16264062

[rapid scarab]

uh thats better

[river island]

The hobgobs should take over

[wicked schooner]

Thor be like:

https://tenor.com/view/abe-simpson-gif-16438652983406076344

[round plover]

someone should put his cursed face on this gif

someone with graphics skills

[rapid scarab]

the age is accurate

[river island]

Wooooof

Red going for the throat XD

[rapid scarab]

tbf he does that to me too

he once told me I have no rizz

[river island]

Soggy and rizzless

[rapid scarab]

[sage steeple]

OUCH

[river island]

[round plover]

How are the loans going by the way?

[river island]

Smoldering

[round plover]

rizz is overrated

[distant quiver]

They're in ashes apparently

[round plover]

damm

wait, I think I can summon Thor

[river island]

https://tenor.com/view/deviled-eggs-hors-doeuvres-appetizers-paprika-chives-gif-21027288

[river cargo]

ashes of creation courtroom drama is still ongoing lol

[rapid scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/devilled-eggs-food-gif-7456779934257502416

[river cargo]

steven still making announcements on the official discord about how the board are hiding things and he is the transparent one

[round plover]

"Pho made by a 120yo granny that does not speak english, witha. plate of greggs as side dish and 40k deviled eggs"

[sage steeple]

All of it's been so phony icant

[river cargo]

me neither

[round plover]

wait, that discord still exist?

[river cargo]

yes lol

[high canyon]

yes it does

[river island]

I should join, probably get banned immediately.

[river cargo]

dont think invites are open for it anymore

[round plover]

what the hell is it being used for?

[distant quiver]

Do it for the Luls

[jolly sky]

He seems to forget the public records of the spending and income of Intrepid are available lmao

[crude sphinx]

NefasQS is my goto guy for the ashes stuff

[river cargo]

same\

[river cargo]

nah he thinks it's totally onboard to have a private chef who....never shows up to cook for the company

[jolly sky]

Over $200,000 on Doordash

[round plover]

wait, there are still videos being made about it?

[river cargo]

the lawsuits are still ongoing so yeah

steven is still claiming no wrongdoing

[crude sphinx]

and there does seem to be some truth as to what steven is saying about the board and spendings

[round plover]

I mean, like most "drama" on the internet, I try to move on once I can no longer care enough

all I want is for steven and "the board" to be pennyless and in jail, that's all

[high canyon]

200k on doordash? thats like, 50k worth of food and 150k of delivery fees

[round plover]

how so?

[crude sphinx]

i wasnt even invested in ashes or anything to be frank the game looked like ass (imo) but the court stuff and the scummy stuff i find interesting

[jolly sky]

And don't forget a rather large withdrawal just before Steven took a visit to Vegas hmm hmm

[brave schooner]

I think if neither Thor nor Shaye have said something by now it might be a serious ferret situation and that makes me sad to consider. 😟

[silent compass]

shaye's been puttering around the ferret room on and off all night

[jolly sky]

Just chill until there's an announcement of some kind. There's no sense getting yourself worked up over nothing

[tribal bloom]

Oh definitely, the people involved with "the board" are shady as hell. Steven and them are all cut from the same cloth, after all.

It's one of those "There's no hero in this story, just assholes" situations.

[sage steeple]

"oops, all assholes"

[crude sphinx]

The hiding of funds from West commerce bank, the seperate ''witness'' accounts on how Jason Caramanis and Rob dawson been like mafiosos in the whole ordeal and to me actually looks like a covert hostile takeover. but yeha like steel says eveyone has been an asshole in the whole ordeal

[tight crypt]

Hope everything's okay.

[tribal nest]

Cut from the same tree, you mean, as we're talking about The Board afteral

[silent compass]

as far as we know, yes. there hasn't been any indication otherwise

[brave schooner]

Well if she's there that means there wasn't any reason for him to drive her to the vet, so that's encouraging, at least.

[tribal bloom]

Nah, cloth. It was one of those stage trees you lower down for a scene in a play

[latent geyser]

i want to beelive its the peepeepoopoo man back again and hes doing work for that

[brave schooner]

Painted plywood, got it. Lol

[silent compass]

pretty sure he consumed too much diablo

and went to bed way too late

became slug man

[latent geyser]

he got stuck in cow level

[terse pelican]

I wonder if Thor ever played Dungeon Siege

[sage steeple]

That's a classic.

[rapid scarab]

nothing like getting back home to start sneezing like I am being paid for it

[terse pelican]

Personally Loved Dungeon Siege, But the Sequels were... Lackluster even though I own the 3rd one with DLC on Disks

[rapid scarab]

I second this theory

[patent creek]

die quietly pls

[rapid scarab]

get mpregged

[terse pelican]

Red will sell you some PPS ( Pay Per Sneeze )

[rapid scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/jinnytty-discord-whitename-gif-18200142

[sage steeple]

Have like 1k hours in 1, 1.5, and 2 but not much time in 3. Kinda wanna revisit now.

[terse pelican]

Guess I gotta dig out the Disks now

[sage steeple]

They're on Steam now. 😛

[terse pelican]

But, I gotta buy em

[rapid scarab]

I dont trust steam with old games

hellgate london is on steam too

guess in what state

[quiet glacier]

I think I know whats going on the d4 expansion drops at 4:00 PM PDT

[terse pelican]

Could check Gog

[rapid scarab]

I got dungeon keeper on gog for 2 bucks and works like a charm in w11

[patent creek]

u can keep ur man pregnancy

[terse pelican]

Gog has the Dungeon Siege Collection

[rapid scarab]

sorry no givebacks, you are mpreg now, those the rules

[hoary pollen]

[sage steeple]

natsukashii haha I gotta install these now.

[terse pelican]

I have Neverwinter Nights Diamond and Neverwinter Nights 2 Complete on Gog

[patent creek]

nope man can not do the pregnancy

[river island]

Oh man, thats like 5 orders.

[rapid scarab]

yeh they have this movement of updating old games so they would work in new computers

[hoary pollen]

i have a funny emote for that

[high canyon]

KEKW

[hoary pollen]

[quiet glacier]

Thor probally slept in so he can play it all night

[terse pelican]

I know, It's one of the reasons I like Gog

[hoary pollen]

[rapid scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/pregnant-gif-4480984

explain that then

[broken kite]

They can’t

[quiet glacier]

that's cursed

[river island]

Need to ask Shaye to get on Thors twitch and add this as a emote

[hoary pollen]

[rapid scarab]

thor has 7tv so allegedly, that could be done

[patent creek]

beer belly not baby belly

[rapid scarab]

how do you know no baby

you have baby now, sorry

[terse pelican]

This is a topic that will get super polarized and hostile very quickly. Let's not go there

[patent creek]

cos science

[broken kite]

If he’s not pregnant why is he having morning sickness?

[hoary pollen]

[obtuse spear]

man..is he alive.. i think this time is the longest without any announcement

[terse pelican]

He fell asleep in the Fungi-Tent and is now one with the Mycelium

[river island]

Do you think Mirror got him for his lack of eating properly?

[rapid scarab]

nah he abandoned us forever

[broken kite]

From fun guy to fungi, it can happen that quickly

[patent creek]

its cos thor dont have a calendar scheduler anymore so time to sleep and stream are not planned

[hoary pollen]

[fathom pine]

no, no, no, there just wasn't milk in nearby store, he'll be back soon

[rapid scarab]

hahaha

[river island]

its our server now heh heh

[round plover]

what should be our first decree as new server owners

[cyan vapor]

umm, bread with glue for mods

[terse pelican]

https://klipy.com/gifs/loona-hyunjin-10--k01KQ7NA29BNDQCMTMFBDPBTSGT

[spare topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-farnsworth-shreds-to-shreds-you-say-gif-19143723

[quiet glacier]

no pants mondays

[patent creek]

bring back khronos

[broken kite]

Yall were wearing pants?

[quiet glacier]

well pjs

[spare topaz]

british pants, or american pants, cos that will drastically change how that can be interpreted

[quiet glacier]

american

[spare topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-last-crusade-chosen-wisely-gif-13257298

[round plover]

Red, what is the flavour of the cake you are getting for us

[broken kite]

With a name like Red, velvet is the only choice

[distant quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-gif-14866884794849307214

Me this morning

[quiet glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/tim-hortons-coffee-gif-26173957

[obtuse spear]

or jumpsuit apparatus
(not a cake, but still)

[rapid scarab]

what do you mean "for you"

https://tenor.com/view/snerk-snort-laugh-spit-lol-gif-14454883

I have always loved your sense of humor

[broken kite]

Our cake

[terse pelican]

Community Cake.

[broken kite]

The all cake

[wicked schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cake-fat-slice-gif-6275293880703946204

[quartz shell]

What's y'alls favourite kind of cake?

[rapid scarab]

cheescake

[distant quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/meet-quack-quack-late-night-snack-late-night-cake-gif-12757528316213930231

[rapid scarab]

but with blueberry jam

[obtuse spear]

we all know the cake is a lie

[quartz shell]

I haven't tried this.

[crude sphinx]

no cake is my favourite cake

[rapid scarab]

or lemon cheesecake

[broken kite]

I like tres leches.

[opaque zodiac]

Strawberry cheesecake or coconut cream

[broken kite]

Looks tasty

[round plover]

https://tenor.com/uKn1.gif

[quiet glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/ed-edd-and-eddy-ed-dance-dancing-happy-gif-4926477

[rapid scarab]

lemon cheesecake

[quartz shell]

I've never really liked cake, with the exception of cheese cake, but cheese cake is it's own thing. Most cakes I feel like are just bland and you're only there for the frosting.

[crude sphinx]

or does Pannacotta define into a cake? dont know if thats even a thing outside of sweden

[rapid scarab]

I usually make pannacotta in summer

with minced fruits

[quartz shell]

I thought pannacotta was italian?

[sage steeple]

Beancake.

[quartz shell]

Away with ye.

[rapid scarab]

tis italian ye

[crude sphinx]

might be, im very much not international except for games

[terse pelican]

Swedish Cheesecake is best cake.

[sage steeple]

Pinto bean cake is a delight and I'll have no arguments!

[crude sphinx]

that's lies zerodin and you know it unless you're around the 50 year mark 🥲

[jolly sky]

You don't want to make Ed mad. He'll destroy everyone if he so much as gets a pebble in his shoe

[quartz shell]

I really don't know the different types of cheese cake, though I should. I know there's new york and french.

[quartz shell]

Invoketh it not!

[broken kite]

Japanese is also a popular one

[terse pelican]

Swedish Cheesecake is technically a Curd cake

[quartz shell]

I am so confused...

[high canyon]

I desire a strawberry and cheese danish

[quartz shell]

wuh-

[crude sphinx]

but tbf ive only tried frödinges ostkaka... tried is the defining word there as i didnt finish oy

it*

[quartz shell]

You're not gonna fool me! that's one of them rice cooker hotcakes!

[terse pelican]

Didn't like it?

[balmy bone]

quick question. no stream today?

[terse pelican]

We know not

[broken kite]

I think they are kind of similar

[rapid scarab]

probably not

[crude sphinx]

very much not, the texture was wrong, the taste was bland and the berry sauce ontop was yucky 😛

[balmy bone]

oh. thats rare that there's no announcment or anything of the sort. I thought I missed something somewhere. I hope Thor's all rights.

[wicked schooner]

Unlikely today since now its am at his place right now

[quartz shell]

I'm sorry... SWEDEN! Care to explain?

[crude sphinx]

we will never do that

[broken kite]

There’s only cake talk now

[broken kite]

Swedish fish is a candy

[balmy bone]

fair. cake is delicious. My daughter took me for a cake and bit off a chunck of my shoulder last night

[crude sphinx]

dont tell him @broken kite

[whole mirage]

I've been gone all day, no update from thor I take it

[broken kite]

Sorry i meant is a cake of gross fish

[quiet glacier]

Well time to see the doctor of eyes

[wicked schooner]

Stargazy pie but cake

[rapid scarab]

someone made this: https://x.com/eMemkind/status/2048439754962726969?s=20

Emperor of Memkind (@eMemkind)

X · Apr 26, 2026, 4:31 PM

[quartz shell]

I'm getting conflicting answers online.

[wicked schooner]

Does sweden have swedish meatballs but fish?

[balmy bone]

Swedish fish is a delicious candy. man, I miss candy. But a man must diet

[simple hawk]

Sweden also has... Sandwich cake.

[broken kite]

Fish don’t have balls

[kindred sedge]

If Thor is MIA, that means bread for the mods

[rapid scarab]

yeh

thor said hobgoblins can also have bread

[balmy bone]

🥞 for the mods!

[quartz shell]

Are Smörgåstårta and Skagentårta the same thing?

[simple hawk]

On another random note, not sure where else I can nerd out over this, but I am -so- pleased with my new laptop. Got a good deal on a HP Elite Dragonfly G2, and ParrotOS 7.1 looks SO PRETTY on it's screen.

[dusky void]

well if it's allowed then I don't want to do it anymore

[crude sphinx]

@quartz shell i would think not, but then ive never heard of skagentårta

[rapid scarab]

well there is a it rol but you can do it here

[quartz shell]

They both look awful and similar.

[rapid scarab]

tis Information Tecnologies I think

fun fact: tarta is spanish for cake

[broken kite]

Tres leches is Spanish for 3 milks but also for cake

[rapid scarab]

yeh

[crude sphinx]

@quartz shell dont you dare disrespect smörgåstårta, it's the perfect tårta for all ocassions. as a meal,as a fika, as everything

[simple hawk]

I also believe the Smorgas portion is the same vibe as "Smorgasboard", a spread of different foods make the sandwich cake.

[quartz shell]

I found a chart!

[rapid scarab]

tecncically 3 leches just means 3 milks

[simple hawk]

And Skagentarta is probably specifically seafood.

[broken lava]

Lutfisk is the real swedish fish

[minor nymph]

It's sunny and pouring rain.

[dusky void]

he's alive!

[rapid scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/scatter-run-away-runaway-break-gif-20690048

run

[quartz shell]

THOR LIVES!!

[spare topaz]

THOR!

[broken kite]

And outside

[dusky void]

oh, the horror

[simple hawk]

I camped somewhere that was like that in Australia! Blaring sunshine and rain is a weird combo.

[spare topaz]

HES TOUCHING GRASS

[rapid scarab]

he not only looked outside, he made us watch

[arctic needle]

WE'RE BEHAVING

[minor nymph]

I passed out hard and just woke up. Maybe sick? I never sleep like that.

[latent geyser]

THOR!!!

[spare topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/parks-and-rec-dont-be-suspicious-pretend-casual-gif-4422942

[rapid scarab]

your body probably needed it

[latent geyser]

Please take care of yourself first and foremost. We are just glad your ok overall

[rapid scarab]

tis ok we totally behaved all day

[simple hawk]

The dee babalou iV demons made Thor eepy

[minor nymph]

Hey now I can start stream at d4 expac launch

[arctic needle]

nod along everyone

[crude sphinx]

just woke up means go live button right @minor nymph

[rapid scarab]

no balls

[broken kite]

@minor nymph it’s ok Diablo update won’t be out for many hours still

[sage steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/that-worked-out-perfectly-gif-25077660

[minor nymph]

Soon the time of man shall end

[quartz shell]

@minor nymph THOR IT IS RED'S BIRTHDAY!

[rapid scarab]

ah true

[misty crescent]

[rapid scarab]

you skidaddled on my birthday

[broken kite]

Red is getting us cake

[minor nymph]

@rapid scarab Get Old

[quartz shell]

LMAO

[spare topaz]

[latent geyser]

I will say we can watch allfather while Thor recovers

[rapid scarab]

still younger than you

[simple hawk]

OOH ANSWER
Skagen is shrimp, because there is Skagen Toast, which is like shrimp salad on fried bread.

[night tartan]

New DLC to enjoy @rapid scarab ?

[simple hawk]

So Skagentorta would be Shrimp salad cake.

[rapid scarab]

none so far, just allegies

[quartz shell]

...why?

[broken kite]

Eww

[simple hawk]

It's delicious!

[night tartan]

That's already good DLC

[rapid scarab]

dont trust north europe with food

<.<

[simple hawk]

It's like if you took a typical prawn cocktail and put it on butter-fried crispy bread.

[crude sphinx]

so it's not the same as smörgåstårta with seafood? cause that's typically not made with skagen atleast not in northern sweden @simple hawk

[simple hawk]

I'd actually prefer it over the chinese Shrimp Toast.

[quartz shell]

Brother... this does not look like shrimp toast...

[broken kite]

What you don’t like fermented fish guts or something? Cooked pig plasma

[simple hawk]

Correct, Smorgastarta has a bunch of different things. Like smoked salmon!

[rapid scarab]

where I live we make crepes with pig blood

[simple hawk]

Skagen Toast. Search for that.

[broken kite]

Of you are of the isles

[rapid scarab]

I am from spain

[crude sphinx]

@simple hawk good then i didnt tell lies about it not being the same to someone earlier then xD

[terse pelican]

Ths reminds me of what we Swedes call ''Smörgåstårta''

[rapid scarab]

they do look great

[broken kite]

That dish is fine but they called it a cake

[quartz shell]

This is labelled Skagentårta.

[minor nymph]

So a smorgasboard to starta day?

[broken kite]

Yes

[terse pelican]

All the food to start the 24 hour stream?

[rapid scarab]

[crude sphinx]

no @minor nymph smörgåstårta everyday all day... skip smörgåsbord

[simple hawk]

Yes! Skagen means Shrimp, and Tarta means Cake, so it's a Shrimp Salad Cake.

[quartz shell]

Good heavens...

[rapid scarab]

tis funny that the tarta bit is the same in spannish, being languages so different

[broken kite]

Not a cake more like shrimp toast

[quartz shell]

What do you mean this is toast?

[rapid scarab]

everything is a cake if you try hard enough

[terse pelican]

@minor nymph Smörgåstårta

[simple hawk]

No no! There is, separately, Toast Skagen or Skagen Toast, that is crusty toast with shrimp salad on it.

[quartz shell]

cryptid lasagna

[terse pelican]

Smörgåstårta is just Chefs Kiss

[simple hawk]

Actually accurate.

[urban venture]

https://tenor.com/view/good-burger-some-of-these-gif-12933391

[broken kite]

I wonder if Japan will fly me over so I can teach them about southern bbq

[mortal flare]

https://tenor.com/view/swedish-chef-muppets-muppet-show-borg-gif-22720887

[rapid scarab]

eggs being Agg is so funny to me for some reason

[terse pelican]

Don't forget the Dots over the A, Ägg

[rapid scarab]

[river island]

Cuddley and or nutritious

[minor nymph]

What the hell is a Smor?

[terse pelican]

Smör, Is Butter

[crude sphinx]

smör is butter

[sage steeple]

S'more what?

[rapid scarab]

and Sless?

[quartz shell]

wuh- why does it look like that?

[minor nymph]

WHY IS YOUR BUTTER ROUND?

[simple hawk]

Man, you could totally make a Smorgastarta with Lion's Mane mushroom actually.

[earnest mirage]

Chart is missing no bake cheesecake ^^

[mortal flare]

yours isn't?

[terse pelican]

Which one? We got so many different kinds

[rapid scarab]

all butter is round

[crude sphinx]

why is yours square and used for cooking

[broken kite]

Amish have found butter

[rapid scarab]