streamchat

[spice dragon]

Thor came back from the bathroom like in 5 seconds

[forest glacier]

I think he always puts hits computer room in a room with an attached or next door over bathroom so its always right next to him, he said that he had an attached bathroom next to his computer in his previous house

[spice dragon]

Bathroom greenscreen stream

[forest glacier]

Wouldnt have to move everything too far to make that work... if it fit XD

[spice dragon]

Just has to stand up and walk behind the greenscreen

[forest glacier]

OH I thought you meant the toilet was his gaming chair and he would just do it while gaming XD

[ocean agate]

could be true. could just have a bottle next to him

and a pump of handsanitizer for cleanliness

[earnest mirage]

hmm, how does an ai walk to the toilet? I assume he's using java garbage collection and needs to manually flush it now and then.

[indigo wadi]

lol these bot comments

[ocean agate]

yeah those comments seem a bit out there considering the context of the video

https://youtube.com/shorts/kit11clppws?si=Tf0EJuAj7D-SLUDa

[indigo wadi]

also the 3 emojis at the end

[forest glacier]

[earnest mirage]

he is, the Thornicorn still haunts me in my dreams.

[indigo wadi]

that was quick

[forest glacier]

and then when I flip to general chat.........WTAF is happening

[indigo wadi]

don't try to understand gen chat

[serene valley]

!folding

[dapper raven]

Help scientists fight diseases by contributing your compute power! Check out https://foldingathome.org and join the Pirate Software Team with the following ID on setup: 1066076

[opal bronze]

24hr stream again or just longer than normal

[unreal river]

I'd assume he's aiming to finish the game?

Though I would imagine he might hit some MR grind and stop there.

[opal bronze]

stop there for today

if he hits MR grind i assume he'll just stream it less often

[unreal river]

or he'll do the grind off camera

[opal bronze]

that too

[unreal river]

Not that it's a bad thing mind you but he def reminds me of a friend that when they get a game they love they go 300% and just burn through it in a few days.

Difference of gaming mentality I guess as I'm the sort that likes to take my time and savour the game?

Not saying he isn't of course.

[thick ledge]

He's definitely too far ahead for any collabs lol

[opal bronze]

im the same i forget controls if i put it down for a week

[thick ledge]

Unless he wants to smurf his friends hunts and obliterate them

[unreal river]

Collabs?

[tight mauve]

With other streamers ig

[unreal river]

Oh I know what those are I just mean where did that topic come from?

[opal bronze]

about here

[unreal river]

Ha ha ha you so funny.

[opal bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1068558513405698050/1317732934123389059/togif.gif

[unreal river]

Anywys I'll just move on then since I guess it was a random topic.

[opal bronze]

nah it was because we were talking about MH streaming, like if he hit a grind phase he could pivot to collabs

which is where that came from

which is why zafaroth said that

[unreal river]

Yah but who said anything about collabs? lol

That's what I was asking.

[opal bronze]

its just an idea

but like he said, too far ahead for collabs

[unreal river]

smh nevermind lol

[opal bronze]

so sort of putting it out and shooting down the idea at the same time

read fine to me

[indigo wadi]

I think the bot is trying to tell me something, but I can't put a finger on it

[opal bronze]

hello directions

[serene valley]

M A K E A T I C K E T

[indigo wadi]

Raid DarkHeartThicket? Weird suggestion but okay

[opal bronze]

hello civ 6 in my netflix

[tight mauve]

Its mobile tho

[opal bronze]

i wanna watch tv shows and movies

[tight mauve]

True Netflix is hella annoying with these

[thick ledge]

Love that it suggests it on not mobile

[opal bronze]

SQUID GAME ❗

[tight mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/boring-unimpressed-meh-really-seriously-gif-16279809

[dreamy berry]

!stinky

[dapper raven]

puffin_the_muffin is stinky

[dreamy berry]

Nooooo, Chat is stinky!

[hard jackal]

Nightbot has spoken.

[serene valley]

!assdog

[dapper raven]

That's a weird dog...

[earnest mirage]

[silent plank]

is he doing a 22 hours stream again?

i don't wanna check since i don't wanna get spoiled

[scarlet tide]

No he stopped he has a heartbound update to get out

[opal bronze]

5 hrs left

[indigo wadi]

for?

[stone nacelle]

that has always annoyed me at how much it kind of looks like me at that age. deffinately not me, ofc

[left holly]

This is my yt channel I usually post educational videos about my animals and other animals and my plan is to donate money to endangered animal organizations to help with saving them and many more I also show you all of my animals and post every Tuesday and Friday and sometimes Mondays and Wednesdays
https://youtube.com/@froakietherescuedtoadreal?si=-8xc8VYfH3p3wXvY

[ocean agate]

chat quick question is it Chaotic or Evil? to give someone a candle that smells like burnt toast for april fools

[indigo wadi]

ummmm

dont think you should be advertisin

[ocean agate]

this should be in advertising just to let you know, not here.

[hollow yacht]

I’d say CN at best

[spice dragon]

Give them one that smells like a fart Even better

[smoky crypt]

What happened to his first vod of Wilds?

[wintry pond]

you mean youtube?

it was longer then youtube auto saves

[smoky crypt]

Ah, its alive on Twitch then, neat.

[opal bronze]

the update to come out on the 1st

ok if its a little late

if we going by west coast time, if you live in honolulu its still good for another couple of hours lol

[toxic jacinth]

Chaotic, go for it!

[toxic jacinth]

Hi there fellow goblin 👋 . I think this would fit better in #advertising as this channel is just for the pirate software stream afaik

[spice dragon]

or to talk about thor and toilets

[proud depot]

so thor attempted to slice his finger off

[radiant hare]

craziest stream i have joined to

[coral oasis]

Streamer down... Medic!

[sterile eagle]

@viscid kraken better get him some medical help lol, you're the only responsible adult here

[spice dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-mr-bean-thumbs-up-i-got-this-you-got-it-gif-19287034

[proud depot]

if its as bad as he said, then he really needs to go get some stitche

*stitches

[carmine birch]

Get Well Soon Thor

[spice dragon]

Khronos in a nurse outfit bandaging thor his finger

[carmine birch]

Blood sacrifice for Mothman March

[coral oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/et-ouch-eliot-gif-10545051

[proud depot]

https://tenor.com/view/critical-role-crit-role-arsequeef-sam-riegel-gif-12468966

[spice dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/stone-cold-steve-austin-bloody-wwe-wrestling-gif-22337259

[dreamy berry]

That man likes strawberry jam

[spice dragon]

i cut myself on a birthmark while shaving I know how thor feels

[unreal river]

https://tenor.com/view/charley-bit-my-finger-ouch-hurt-laughing-finger-gif-3561980

[serene valley]

I've cut myself with a 3d printing spatula thing on my finger before

Probably somewhat similiar

I hadn't eaten that day and fainted

[dreamy berry]

Nasa is landing!

[stoic mango]

I just bought a heartbound steam key but they have none at the moment :/

[wintry pond]

maybe do a hearthbound ticket on that

[unreal river]

You mean like the redeem from the stream?

or you bought it off a site?

Cause if you got it via redeeming stream points that's taken care of by the moderators.

If you bought it off a random key site you might've just been scammed cause some key sites are sketchy.

[vernal hazel]

Can he see me here?

Like can I ask a question?

[strange owl]

he generally doesn't. use tts

!tts

[dapper raven]

You can have Text To Speech/Talk To Streamer (TTS) for any bit donation 500 or higher. Once submitted, your message will be added to The Queue, which Thor activates manually. If Thor does not get to your message by the end of stream it will become 'Debt' on the 'Debt-Tracker' channel in Discord. Thor pays out to charity when that value hits $7,777 or more. Answered TTS questions are timestamped in Discord in the answered-tts channel.

[vernal hazel]

I don't have twitch

Oh

[unreal river]

The TTS is pretty much the only reliable way to contact him. He's too busy and too many people try to msg, dm, etc him all the time that he just doesn't read them.

[vernal hazel]

AI AI CAPTAIN

[vernal hazel]

Yeah I understand

Crash? Skill issue.

CHEESE HEAD WISCONSIN LETS GOOOOOOO

[vernal hazel]

Who thought they could ligma Thor?

Based software

[vague palm]

It's a good variant on the joke lol

[vernal hazel]

Although the time god was added in gen 4 so i don't know what he's talking about

[gritty tartan]

Current situation with MH as a meme

[gaunt remnant]

Have you tried the IT fix? Only stupid people try the IT fix

Throw a bag of cotton balls on the computer

[tribal nest]

No House, that will kill the computer!

[golden mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/322779296173391873/1343801174674903060/WKzL7lx.png?ex=67c52f5e&is=67c3ddde&hm=339dfb67a357d91f4858103bb91f6b62074df28ccbeacd449b6b2ac6e601eff8&

[spice dragon]

Heard the game itself is good but you need a good pc for sure from how bad the performance is from what i heard

[serene valley]

It was lupus

[thick ledge]

if you want to monstie hunt with me, my squad is JL95U9V3

[spice dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/house-housed-doctor-mdb-it's-gif-11139709601643508040

[coral oasis]

I think Thor mentioned at the start of the stream that he had changed to high resolution textures, is it possible to downgrade them?

[unreal river]

I think in steam you can go into the dlc settings of the game and unclick it.

[river island]

Hope it's just the drivers

[forest glacier]

When G-sync messed up the stream it put everyone on a latency-to-broadcaster of some double digit number lol

[river island]

It froze my video but sound was working

Still not the worst update @minor nymph if you want a quick laugh, Phantasy star online 2's first major expansion in rare cases would nuke the hard drive it was saved on, even deleting windows

First time i ever saw a halt play message from a developer

[trail crater]

how do you screw up a game so bad it nukes someones hardware

[river island]

Absolutely no clue, I've never seen or heard of that happening before or since

Of all my friends in that game only one had it happen and it basically reformatted the drive

[jolly sky]

Bloody hell did something happen to Thors PC 'cause of Wilds? Or am I missing context

[dusky grove]

Seems like the patch is causing issues where the pre-patch version wasnt

Freezing during fights and a couple crashes

[thick ledge]

you know whats funny?

i had semi frequent crashes and freezes before the patch

and now im clean

[river island]

You took all his computer power lol

[thick ledge]

you see this

this is what no friends looks like

[river island]

Some reason I thought you were a mod Zaf

[thick ledge]

[river island]

You've seen my nonsense in chat, I'm about as bright as a ember in -20F

[hard jackal]

I would play with you but my PC can't run the new Monster Hunter.

[river island]

I was told not to upgrade, to wait for the 5000 series gpu

[thick ledge]

that sounds cringe

whoever told you that is a card junky

opinion: dismissed

[river island]

Well it was before they even came out

[thick ledge]

exactly

[river island]

And i have a 3090

So they said to wait lol

And then it was all down hill from there

So i will pester Thor here and in stream till I am booted or the 6000 series drop

Juuust need the weather to leave me alone so I can work more for bit cash

[earnest mirage]

oh yeah, bad availability made the prices of 40 series cards gone through the roof.

Followed by burnt 12vhpwr cables because of uneven distribution of current. I don't think there is an easy way for nvidia to fix this because there is no control circuit, or even sensors, on the card itself. And tbh i don't think they will do anything unless tons of cards are affected. So you pay thousands of dollars for a card that could randomly burn the cable and the connectors if you don't check it with an current clamp.

50 series cards with some deactivated ROPs, make them slower. In this case you pay way more for a 50 series card and get less power compared to same of the previous gen. And not everyone knows there is this issue and look into it, so there is a good chance of someone buying a broken, used 50 series card.

Worst thing is, lots of people don't care and keep buying this broken gen even from scalpers for double or more of the base price. It's bonkers.

Driver issues, especially with new cards, are normal. I grew up with ATI cards needing Catalyst drivers for some games and some other won't even start unless switched to Omega drivers.

[river island]

I know what you typed was English but alot of that made brain go birr

[unreal river]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-wanna-read-that-dr-adrian-mallory-john-malkovich-space-force-too-long-gif-17484631

[river island]

I'm still confused by AMD cpu names

[unreal river]

More sounds more fancy?

[river island]

Guessing I'm waiting for 9990x3d or whatever it'll be called

[thick ledge]

just get one of those nifty microsoft quantum chips theyre putting out

[thick ledge]

what for? idk its cool i guess

its got EIGHT qubits

[river island]

What chipset even is that lol

[thick ledge]

https://azure.microsoft.com/en-us/blog/quantum/2025/02/19/microsoft-unveils-majorana-1-the-worlds-first-quantum-processor-powered-by-topological-qubits/

[river island]

Also love how the MSI ver of a board I looked at was like 1500 vs like 750 for the asus ver lol

[thick ledge]

they say if it works as advertised youll see like, huge scaling up of the tech in the next couple years

pretty nifty

[river island]

If

[thick ledge]

well they just unveiled thier breakthrough like yesterday

[hollow yacht]

Since when are you not a mod???

[thick ledge]

theyre using a combination of-

theyre using a combination of superconductor and semiconduct stuff to trick electrons into behaving like quantum particles which apparently makes them extremely resilient to background noise

turns the approach we were using, which would take a football field for 8 cubits, to this little chip

qubits*

[river island]

Sure what's the msrp

[river island]

So I'm not crazy

[unreal river]

What's a Qubit?

[river island]

Swore they had a red name

Oh its only 13k

[thick ledge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr_izIthZWQ

this is where i learned the funny words magic man

[river island]

Other site says 78k

[thick ledge]

a qubit is a computer bit, 1 or 0, that is quantum entangled

[river island]

We gotta work to get Thor one

[thick ledge]

so its a 1 and a 0 until observed

which, bigger brains than me can use to do calculations like a million times faster

[river island]

Jesus its huuge

[thick ledge]

basically the approach to quantum computing required like perfect conditions and then still usually didnt work because of noise at the molecular level

and this just side steps that whole problem

[thick ledge]

yeah its big but also

this is a single cubit machine

using the other way

qubit*

[river island]

Needs banana for scale

[thick ledge]

it also needs like a huge coolant facility to make it .05kelvin in the chamber

[river island]

Massive, got it

To to wait and see what nonsense Linus does with one

[thick ledge]

youd have to like

figure out how to write code with it

regular computer code wouldnt work

idk how, thats going

[river island]

People smarter than us

[thick ledge]

people SO much smarter than us

but like uses for a quantum computer: breaking all traditional encryption in like 5 minutes

[river island]

[thick ledge]

lmao

[river island]

Maybe they can do the Cypher at the cia hq or something

3rd ones still unbroken right?

[thick ledge]

it would just brute force it

youd just tell the machine to try every possible permutation and because its so fast it could just do it

[river island]

Kryptos

[thick ledge]

and it would take a traditional computer like the universe lifetime to solve it

[river island]

In 25y we'll probably have one in our hands watching old Thor and his ferret empire

[hollow yacht]

in 25 years thor will have been overrun by the ferret empire

beans gains cybernetics and takes control

[river island]

About to say the Beans clones became sentient

[thick ledge]

i caught the big one

[hollow yacht]

that is a very ugly fish

[river island]

Shall name it Doogal

[thick ledge]

i caught it in real ugly water

[hollow yacht]

also the armor kinda makes you look like an evil Aylin

got those aasimar wings

[river island]

Ill play this when I 100% forza H5

[thick ledge]

some of these huge fish drop gear pieces

cant wait to become JOHN FISH

or gear ingredients

[hollow yacht]

i can guarantee i can't run this on anything but potato settings, and i refuse to get any new upgrades until i know what borderlands 4 is gonna require

[fervent wedge]

Im only like 13 hours into Wilds and its Peak. Definetly going to be my GOTY ngl.

[thick ledge]

some of the flying small monsters do dive bomb fishing in certain weather

its kinda cool

[hollow yacht]

so rude, scaring off all the cool fish

[fervent wedge]

Thats hilarious, But that also reminds me of one monster I want to come back.

https://tenor.com/view/goose-gif-21698631

I hope and Pray I just see a Fleet of these in the Sky one day in Wilds. That'd be the funniest shit but also most terrifying as well.

[stone nacelle]

bageljuice?

[unreal river]

https://tenor.com/view/b52-bombs-missiles-gif-7364132356217042235

[hasty grail]

stupid question, no sign of Bazel in MHW2?

[unreal river]

Not so far.

We did get flying serpent centipedes.

[forest glacier]

I read it, even if no one else did, and I concur, to hell with the 50 series 😂

[fringe fractal]

Guys did something happen when thor ended yesterday or why didn’t #debt-tracker get an entry?

Even if it was $0 it usually logs

[austere gust]

Hello stream chat

[golden latch]

👋

[thick ledge]

This is the gongo zone

Designated

https://www.twitch.tv/greatsphynx

Link to gongo

[silent compass]

he's "bigger"

[austere gust]

LMFAO

BIGGER

[thick ledge]

He's too fat

[golden latch]

to much eating

[silent compass]

his special eyes

[austere gust]

nom nom? no no

Pick your choice in chat

1 or 2

[thick ledge]

2

[golden latch]

1

[thick ledge]

Lmao

[golden latch]

Time to learn

[thick ledge]

I love the practical speech example

That's what this is

[silent compass]

HIS HAIR STEVEN

[golden latch]

Yep its a english as your second language video

[thick ledge]

Hmmmm no

[silent compass]

what about this one

[austere gust]

What about this one?

[golden latch]

https://tenor.com/view/chicago-pd-kim-burgess-what-about-that-one-that-one-how-about-that-one-gif-6680135937967484269

[thick ledge]

What about this one? BEEP

How about this one

He has alot of experience

[austere gust]

How about this one? He has a lot of experience

Which one do you like better?

[thick ledge]

Which one do you like better?

[austere gust]

What do you think?

[thick ledge]

What do you think?

[golden latch]

the mods may get us if we continue

[thick ledge]

Lmak

[austere gust]

Le'Mark

[thick ledge]

No it's fine

T

[golden latch]

Yeah we love gongo chat thats half the steams appeal

[thick ledge]

They'll ask us to stop if it's a problem

[austere gust]

Lmfao

[golden latch]

[austere gust]

We have insider information on the mods

We can't reveal the source though

[thick ledge]

Hi jeff

[golden latch]

I think he is handsome

[thick ledge]

Objectifying an employee D:

[austere gust]

The usual

Bro looks like red skull

[golden latch]

Its very of the era yeah

[austere gust]

https://tenor.com/view/red-skull-gif-18582940

[thick ledge]

He's got serious cheeks bones

Look at the RIDGE

[golden latch]

Jerma cheek bones

[austere gust]

Intelligent?

This is what's called 'bias'

[silent compass]

she wants to steal his cheekbones

[austere gust]

Because he's good looking, he's also automatically intelligent

those cheekbones don't lie

[thick ledge]

They're going to skin him

[austere gust]

lmfao

[thick ledge]

Is he wearing a wig?

His hair looks like a wig

[silent compass]

might be

[austere gust]

Real hair

Can confirm

[silent compass]

or at least some sort of a hair piece

[austere gust]

What even is this show lfmao

[thick ledge]

This is a practical skills practice tape for learning english

Lmao

[austere gust]

more

much

[thick ledge]

More

Much

[golden latch]

This is a vhs tape set for learning how to speak english its just setup in a way to try and emulate life examples

[austere gust]

more

[thick ledge]

New York. Interesting

New York. Interesting

[golden latch]

New york intresting?

[thick ledge]

I feel like I'm being brainwashed

[golden latch]

Correct

[thick ledge]

NewYork, expensive

[silent compass]

much

[thick ledge]

⅕

[austere gust]

lmfao

[thick ledge]

This is some new York mind wiping shit

[golden latch]

I just realized this guy has jojo lines

[silent compass]

new york propaganda

[thick ledge]

It's making me have opinions about new york

Help

[austere gust]

much more a lot of friendlier

[golden latch]

Perfect english way to go

[austere gust]

Damnit I slept through this class

Will I fail

[golden latch]

[austere gust]

https://tenor.com/view/my-name-is-jeff-jump-street-channing-tatum-gif-4035053809871487422

[silent compass]

ok mom is creepy

[thick ledge]

Leave Jeff alone

Why is Jeff still in the tie

[golden latch]

Business casual household

[austere gust]

Jeff is having a professional dinner with his professional mom

Leave jeff alone

[thick ledge]

Take that shit off the SECOND i get out of the building

[austere gust]

Felt

[silent compass]

monther.....

[austere gust]

MONTHER

lmfao

monitor mother

[thick ledge]

Damn

Mom lay off hes a grown man

[austere gust]

Moms tend to care

[golden latch]

Father is gone she worries for him 😔

[austere gust]

That's his personal business, mom

[silent compass]

she wants grandbabies jeff

[golden latch]

Children? 👀

[thick ledge]

Jeff is gonna be gaming

On his snes

On his snes

Not talking to GIRLS

[silent compass]

GIVE HER GRANDCHILDREN BEFORE SHE DIES JEFF

[austere gust]

HAHAHAHA

he's reading from the teleprompter

[golden latch]

👁️👁️ this is my chance

[austere gust]

i think I can do a good job

But i'm a start

and I'm a little scared

[silent compass]

are you tho jeff....are you the star

[austere gust]

Even when

[thick ledge]

Jeff your tie is too long

[austere gust]

I don't know what he thinks of me

[golden latch]

A star*

[austere gust]

And more helpful

[silent compass]

"friendlier" right jeff. right......

[austere gust]

A boy can dream, mom

[thick ledge]

Jeff is having an affair with the producer

100%

[austere gust]

He did say he will defi get bigger roles

He can't be sure unless he's sure

[silent compass]

jeff goes for a walk

[austere gust]

Just 1 job

And he gets the girl

Why didn't that happen with me

Ooo Drama

[golden latch]

home town childhood friend

[thick ledge]

He's still interested in the sister

[golden latch]

Anime time

[thick ledge]

Why is she saying this to him

[silent compass]

NO ONE HAS CONVERSATIONS LIKE THIS

NO ONE

[golden latch]

Nice backslap

[thick ledge]

He didn't need that info

[golden latch]

Back then it was so aggressive trust me

[thick ledge]

This is super stilted, so stilted that I thought sue was trying to hit on him

[austere gust]

She's playing with her hair

She's interested

[golden latch]

😎 he’s in.

[austere gust]

Oh yeah, that's a normal thing to ask

[thick ledge]

Lmfao

[austere gust]

"Is that the tallest thing in the town now?"

[thick ledge]

He literally gew up here

[silent compass]

he asked you what you did for work NOT THE BUILDING YOU WORK IN

[austere gust]

HE'S NOW WITH THE YOUNGER ONE

JEFF YOU HO

[thick ledge]

PHONE BOOK

[golden latch]

In the phone book

[austere gust]

PHONE BOOK

[thick ledge]

You can't date the sister jeff!!

That's messed up!

[austere gust]

JEFF THAT'S RULE 1

DON'T DATE THE SIBLINGH

[thick ledge]

Dude was just approached in the street by a random person claiming to know him and got a date

[austere gust]

Basketball time

[golden latch]

Thats how it was back then

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[austere gust]

"I was the best player in school"

"I used to bench 200"

My god I hate dialogues

But it's so bad it's good

[golden latch]

“Playful banter”

[austere gust]

...<awkward silence>

[silent compass]

ohh 9 miles...such a far way away

NINE MILES.

[golden latch]

I mean to Europe it is

[austere gust]

Bedford

IBM's tools have that as a default location

[thick ledge]

Isn't Stanford a college town

They've totally got nightlife

[austere gust]

Jeff's got big af eyebrows btw

[rocky venture]

20 kilometres? That's like from city to another.

[silent compass]

oh, hes 100% having an affair with linda

[thick ledge]

He and Linda are IN

[golden latch]

Welcome 👋

[golden latch]

What if linda isnt married?

[thick ledge]

@rocky venture we are watching gongo, feel free to join https://www.twitch.tv/greatsphynx

[austere gust]

More interesting if she is lul

[thick ledge]

CAR SALESMAN

[austere gust]

Where is the lesson

[silent compass]

she had a ring on

[thick ledge]

Luxury, 12k

[austere gust]

JIM CARRY

[golden latch]

You got those eagle eyes

[austere gust]

FROM WISH

[rocky venture]

Thanks Zaf for an invite. Just woke up, time to move to the office.

[silent compass]

THE MOST EXCITING CAR IN AMERICA

[austere gust]

This man is Temu Jim Carry

[thick ledge]

Jim Carrey from wish 100%

[austere gust]

Damnit

I was a little late

[golden latch]

Jeez look at those oldsmobiles

[thick ledge]

He's got one massive mono tooth

woah

[golden latch]

Ah a bucktooth.

[thick ledge]

That's some body language

[austere gust]

Lmao

How dare you

Question the sweater

[thick ledge]

He is NOT pleased

[golden latch]

https://tenor.com/view/what-david-david-rose-dan-levy-schitts-creek-gif-20774999

[silent compass]

hes obsessed with ties

[golden latch]

Thats why the tie at home he wants to wear ties

[silent compass]

cause a suit and tie isn't ordinary?

[austere gust]

the most wholesome debate

[thick ledge]

A jacket and tie are TOO WIERD

[silent compass]

Steven hates everything

[thick ledge]

Steven has some underlying issues with Linda's ongoing affair with jeff

[austere gust]

She pretty

[silent compass]

THEY ARE BOTH WHITE

[austere gust]

LMFAO

HE'S DONE

[silent compass]

FFS

[golden latch]

Egg shell and bone

[silent compass]

more like paper and bone, one was bleach white

[golden latch]

here it comes

[austere gust]

He's gonna two time with this girl

And that sister

[silent compass]

and linda

[austere gust]

Chick magnet

[golden latch]

Very tense you say? 👀

[austere gust]

Oh she's married

[thick ledge]

Linda and Jeff have a thing forming and Steven is PISSED, he pushed them apart, questioned the length of Linda's skirt

[golden latch]

Mother?

[austere gust]

Yo bro give her some space

[golden latch]

Random 1980s child

[austere gust]

Lmao

[silent compass]

that is not a 6month old, that kid is a year easily

[austere gust]

Professional mom here

I IRL cringed

on what she did

[thick ledge]

That hurt

[golden latch]

Maybe wholesome?

[thick ledge]

I noticed, we stopped doing exercises

It's just going from scene to scene now

[golden latch]

🤫

[austere gust]

THAT'S WHAT I SAID

where are the lessons

Now I'm hungry

[golden latch]

There was a book to read with this

[austere gust]

How big is that paperbag

[silent compass]

WHO PUTS COFFEE IN THE BAG

[golden latch]

I guess as you gained proficiency you didnt need to exercise as much

[austere gust]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-starbucks-dunkin-donuts-pour-out-drinking-alone-gif-17006741

Common practice

[golden latch]

Nyc

[silent compass]

they arent in NYC

they are in stanford

[golden latch]

Sorry nys

[austere gust]

the blonde

bich

[golden latch]

You missed that episodes drama

[silent compass]

another confessional

[golden latch]

Was all the rage that era

[thick ledge]

Wait now she's talking to the viewer??

[austere gust]

She spooning over him

Some 1 on 1 session

Lesson!

[silent compass]

eeyyyy more lessons

[thick ledge]

LESSON

LETS GO

[golden latch]

Thats his

All mine

[austere gust]

That's yours

[silent compass]

dude got 3 chicken sandwhiches

[austere gust]

his

[thick ledge]

Charles has dementis

Dementia

[austere gust]

hers

yours

[thick ledge]

He's trying his best

[austere gust]

mine

his

That's his.

[thick ledge]

BEEP

[austere gust]

That's hers

That's yours

[thick ledge]

HIS FSCE

[golden latch]

Thats so you could rewind the audio tape that came with this and replay the exercises with the shrill beep in rewind.

[austere gust]

I AM ON IT

AHAHAHHAHA

[thick ledge]

HIS EYES ARE ROLĹING BACK

HELP HIM

[austere gust]

I LAUGHED AND INSTANTLY CAUGHT IT

[silent compass]

he just had an out of body experience

[golden latch]

Gongo has so much amazing emote material

[austere gust]

I want this as an emote

[silent compass]

SHE WANTS TO MOVE IN

[thick ledge]

Linda is moving in

[golden latch]

Uhhhhh 😏

[thick ledge]

It's happening

[silent compass]

thats not linda

[golden latch]

Heh

[silent compass]

linda was the producer

[austere gust]

Linda

Chill, girl

[thick ledge]

Oh no

Jeff you gotta move

[golden latch]

chick magnet

[silent compass]

OH NO

[thick ledge]

Jeff you gotta move

[austere gust]

OHN ON

[thick ledge]

RUN JEFF

[austere gust]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-glorpshit-mad-gif-12826934952903770254

[thick ledge]

RUN

[silent compass]

all the ladies want jeff

[golden latch]

Lonely old lady time 😎

[golden latch]

No no no

[austere gust]

Grandkids

"Jeff, I want a baby like this"

[silent compass]

why is she carrying around a pholio of old pictures

also RUDE lady rude

[thick ledge]

BOUNDARIES

[austere gust]

HAHAHA

[thick ledge]

Who says that

Holy shit

[golden latch]

Dont you get this close in your office space?

[silent compass]

no one

[austere gust]

Lesson

[golden latch]

[thick ledge]

So rude

[austere gust]

Classic old lady trait

[golden latch]

“We are a family”

[austere gust]

To judge newborns

A bedroom
..
...

...
A kitchen

[silent compass]

listen

[thick ledge]

Her face

[austere gust]

I found an apartment

[golden latch]

Congrats

[silent compass]

to be fair, apartments in NY might not have kitchens

[austere gust]

Thank you

[silent compass]

he probably had to remember if this one did or not

[austere gust]

It's about a mile from here

[thick ledge]

Apartments in NY don't have rooms

It's just a crawl space

[austere gust]

How many rooms?

[golden latch]

Yeah studio apartment ive heard the horror stories of “apartment closets”

[silent compass]

pretty much. usually like a room in a sublet, shared bathrooms etc

[thick ledge]

It has a bedroom a kitchen and a livingroom

[austere gust]

No bathrooms apparently

[golden latch]

Remember we just were practicing pronouns now all that

[thick ledge]

There's no bathroom

[austere gust]

And a terrace

[austere gust]

No need

[silent compass]

he just uses the bathroom at work

[thick ledge]

He goes off the terrace

[golden latch]

The bathroom

[austere gust]

Peeing on strangers my favourite pass time

Steven is ignoring them now

[golden latch]

Very British london

[thick ledge]

Steven is pissed

[austere gust]

I snorted

[thick ledge]

Lol

[golden latch]

Love the classic lamp back there

[silent compass]

steven seems like he drinks about 12 cups of coffee a day, and doesn't sleep at night

dude is STRUNG OUT

[austere gust]

Yes you ask if anyone's here after you don't knock

[silent compass]

MAYBE HE WENT HOME DIANA

[austere gust]

Ah yes, don't explain

What you want

Very girly of you

[thick ledge]

Just different

[thick ledge]

He's just bullying jeff

[golden latch]

Classic drama pose

[silent compass]

steven is a dick.

[austere gust]

LMSA

HE'S CRYING

[thick ledge]

Jeff your not good at this

[golden latch]

William Shatner star trek moment

[austere gust]

"ok fine, anything"

Ok this was good

Jeff did well

LE GASP

[golden latch]

good one girl

[austere gust]

she got us good, dude

[thick ledge]

MENACING

[golden latch]

murder?

[thick ledge]

The dramatic shift in tone

[austere gust]

You don't

Get off the camera

To instruct

[thick ledge]

📸

He just looked at him like get your hand off me dude

[golden latch]

<- the guy on the right

[austere gust]

It's a dream catcher

[golden latch]

Here we go

[austere gust]

wait

why is

a 200 year old thing

in your DRAWER

PRESERVE IT

[silent compass]

he would not be handling that with bare hands

[golden latch]

Curators just do that obviously

[silent compass]

jesus

[austere gust]

WHAT THE DUCK

[thick ledge]

Lmao

[austere gust]

I am wheezing

[golden latch]

all of chat saying “preserve it” is great

[thick ledge]

200 year old document just on the desk

Maybe a bigger museum should have it

Since they're not tsking care of it

[austere gust]

Uncle Ben

[golden latch]

Yeah they might treat it better

[austere gust]

"Wtih great power comes great paycheck"

[silent compass]

what is this dialogue

[golden latch]

(Melodramatic goofy music)

[austere gust]

I'm not made of leather

So that's a lie

It's made of leather.

[golden latch]

Made of tobacco 😮

[silent compass]

that look on his face gave "because I smoked all the tabaco it had in it"

[thick ledge]

Alpha is made of lesther

Alpha is made of lesther

[austere gust]

It's used for tobacco.

[austere gust]

leicester

[golden latch]

I love gongos youtube poops of these videos they are amazingly humorous

[austere gust]

It's two hundred years old.

[golden latch]

https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-that-belongs-in-a-museum-museum-gif-14637744

Fraud?

😮

[austere gust]

Such a polite phone

Waited for end of sentence

Where is this woman's husband

[golden latch]

Didn’t sound odd. To me.

[golden latch]

She is getting one

[austere gust]

LMFAO

[golden latch]

🗡️ 🩸

[austere gust]

Landlines can be overheard

So I know who the murderer is already

[thick ledge]

Wait so

[golden latch]

How is the acting for the show btw

[thick ledge]

It occurred to me this

Yeah

[golden latch]

Yes this is the acting for the studio

[thick ledge]

This is the show they were talking about making

And not just a new skit

[silent compass]

how did they not see the body when they came in

[austere gust]

And now he dies for real

[austere gust]

What body

[silent compass]

its literally right in the view of the ddoor

[austere gust]

ACCIDENT/

HOW DO YOU KNOW

What is this script

[golden latch]

Big desk and if they walked the other side they’d fall off the set

[austere gust]

Also, don't contaminate the murder scene

AAAAAAAAAAA

[golden latch]

Also you really criticizing a english lesson instructional video on its movie logic?

[thick ledge]

It's acceptable to do so if you reasonably think your action could save the guys life

Legally anyway

[austere gust]

I'll call an ambulance.

[golden latch]

Call a bondulance

[austere gust]

https://tenor.com/view/bondulance-ambulance-dispatched-driving-siren-gif-17384459

i want to report an accident.

[austere gust]

You call it 'incident' or 'emergency'

But during a rush, anything is fine

Well, almost anything

[thick ledge]

No I meqn

No I meqn

[austere gust]

Zaf you okay

[thick ledge]

Touching the crime scene

[austere gust]

Oh yeah, that's a no no

Use a handkerchief

At least

[golden latch]

Needs the stronk bondulance right away

[austere gust]

Fkin steven wanted

[thick ledge]

Like trying cpr isn't tampering with evidence

[austere gust]

the main role

[austere gust]

Yes that's valid

[thick ledge]

Or checking for a pulse

[austere gust]

I should've worked

The plot is too engaging

[thick ledge]

Lol

[golden latch]

No! 👁️👁️

[austere gust]

Ok the answer is ||look at where the landline is linked, and who can listen to the conversation||

That person is the murderer

Otherwise, ||the person that tampered with the records was back to fix things, found ben, killed him||

[golden latch]

Should have said “he was taken” not “the body”

[austere gust]

That said, there aren't any other suspects

Other than tate

so

What a dumb detective

(he's not)

[golden latch]

Random third party actor actually killed him plot twist

Gleeby time

[austere gust]

tf audio

[golden latch]

Love vhs magnetic tape

[austere gust]

Commercial break

[golden latch]

That’s normal

Vhs magnetic tape makes the best corruption noises and you can get some really good artifacted samples for music using it

[thick ledge]

3 minutes of ass will pay soon so you don't have to swooce

[golden latch]

Love the commercial emote

And yes every commercial break is just here is cool music

[austere gust]

Ping me when we back till then I go watch modern shows

(Reacher new ep)

[golden latch]

Wont be as good

[austere gust]

sadly yes

You don't want to drink water after you've tasted elixir

[golden latch]

That guitar is so nice and pingy love this era of guitar

[thick ledge]

Soon

[silent compass]

[golden latch]

Btw ive been getting absolutely horrific ads recently with “genetic clone pets” as a funeral service like what?

[austere gust]

Soon™️

[golden latch]

That just sounds like a bad 90s horror film premise

[thick ledge]

Pet cemetery

[golden latch]

Would watch but still

[golden latch]

Thats Lazarus pit for pets

This is here is old dog and here is that same genetically identical puppy playing together as the owners look pleased with themselves.

[thick ledge]

I mean

[golden latch]

Also does that mean there are a littler of the same dog running around

[thick ledge]

@austere gust gong

[golden latch]

Its time

[thick ledge]

Gonoloi

LIFE

[silent compass]

OH GOD

[golden latch]

kids time

[thick ledge]

WITH

[golden latch]

Welcome perfect for you

[silent compass]

this is horrific

[thick ledge]

GRANDPA

[silent compass]

NOPE

[thick ledge]

It's doll time mirroryou

[silent compass]

NOO

[golden latch]

There is a lot of puppet jesus shows btw

[silent compass]

this are not dolls

[thick ledge]

You could do this

Yo

[silent compass]

these are horrific puppets

[silent compass]

oh I am aware.

[thick ledge]

CoUld make this horrific thing

[golden latch]

I mean on gongo

[austere gust]

im wachin

[silent compass]

I grew up in the 90s I am FULLY aware of the insanity that was public access

[austere gust]

no tyoe coz fud

type

[thick ledge]

Shows like this are just so easy

Low hanging gongo

[golden latch]

Yea

This and kid’s educational vids

Shakey shakey

[silent compass]

this is the sort of stuff Moral Orel was making fun of

[golden latch]

https://tenor.com/view/moral-orel-gif-10405045364257293995

[golden latch]

Loved adult swim

Quack

[austere gust]

huhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

die

[golden latch]

https://tenor.com/view/slendybob-spongebob-grave-gif-22518278

[austere gust]

wtf

[golden latch]

Kids have to learn about death somehow

Did they eat him after?

Hollaluya

👁️👁️ bottom left

[quaint hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-bones-skull-order-gif-14648577

[golden latch]

👋

[austere gust]

propergander

[golden latch]

Pop-a-gander*

[silent compass]

god... the dead souless eyes...

[thick ledge]

Member surber rules

[golden latch]

Dolls have come so far

[thick ledge]

Given the topic of gongo atm

[golden latch]

Listen to authority 👁️👁️

[thick ledge]

APOLOGIZE TO GRANDPA DAVID

OR ELSE

[golden latch]

Oops

[thick ledge]

This message is awful

Wtf lol

[golden latch]

They almost all are

The story behind this show is almost as bad

[thick ledge]

https://www.twitch.tv/greatsphynx

[golden latch]

Welcome new viewer

Spit on that thang

[thick ledge]

Wahtur

[golden latch]

No doctor

[silent compass]

JUST TAKE HER TO THE DOCTOR

[thick ledge]

Wtf

[silent compass]

FFS

[proud depot]

ok what the actual shit is this?

[golden latch]

Its an old remedy

[thick ledge]

Cursed vhs

Just go to the doctor??

[proud depot]

why is does there have to be a narrator

[silent compass]

dont wash or change the bandage

[golden latch]

Old cursed vhs videos and movies

[golden latch]

Its for kids 😁

[proud depot]

ok this is very conservative christian stuff

[thick ledge]

It's like

All vhs stuff

[silent compass]

this is Christian scientist stuff

[thick ledge]

This one is especially curssed

[golden latch]

The whole series is especially with the backstory

[proud depot]

oh no not spanking

[thick ledge]

That line OMEGALUL

[silent compass]

HOLY SHIT

[thick ledge]

Holy shit

[proud depot]

hes even using a switch!

[silent compass]

THAT WAS A COATHANGER

TF

[thick ledge]

Lmfao

Incredibly cursedd

[proud depot]

this looks like the 70s

[golden latch]

I mean its cause its a puppet i think they couldnt make a good switch for that size

[proud depot]

or maybe the 80s given its ultra conservative

NO

[silent compass]

what was this series called?

[proud depot]

THATS NOT EVEN CLSOE

[silent compass]

something with grandpa?

[golden latch]

This is cult level btw not just “conservative”

[golden latch]

Life with grandpa

[proud depot]

so like those weird JW videos?

[silent compass]

Family International cult

[proud depot]

decent singing though

[silent compass]

thats who made it

so yes

[golden latch]

Every once in a while gongo will go into the backstories behind these videos

[silent compass]

CULT

[golden latch]

Yep

[thick ledge]

Just doubling up that gongo fun but remember server rule

[golden latch]

Yep its fun to watch and heckle at and thats all we do on gongo try not to be to harsh on people or groups

[silent compass]

im trying to figure out when they filmed this.

looks like mid 80s

[proud depot]

the clothes remind me of the 70s so I'd agree with sometime in the 80s

[golden latch]

Camera quality id agree

But vhs quality kinda makes that hard to pin down

[silent compass]

ohhh I know this cult. It's the one rose mcgowan was brought up in and has talked about

[proud depot]

quality probably degraded a bit from when it was new as well

vhs tapes don't last forever

[golden latch]

Oh absolutely especially the audio

[silent compass]

ok it looks like it was filmed/made in the early 80s and distributed via VHS's sent out to a bunch of households and a few public access stations in 85

[thick ledge]

Wow

That escalated fast

[silent compass]

there's a YT doc called "the darkest kids show" that covers it

[golden latch]

There is a joking manner for the bad audio is “brap” “gleeb” and “reeeeing”

[proud depot]

One time looking through old family photos, my mom once suddenly said "Oh this is from when (her and my dad) we we're in a cult"

it was the way international

[golden latch]

Yeah it was kinda common back in the before internet days

[proud depot]

I said that exact prayer before bed as a kid

[silent compass]

its a pretty common prayer

[proud depot]

No kid would willingly give away any toys, just gonna say that

[thick ledge]

David had a bountiful car harvest

From the cat fields

Car

[golden latch]

Harvested so many

[silent compass]

many cars

[golden latch]

[thick ledge]

He stored it all in his car barns then DIED

[golden latch]

[golden latch]

Wait who gets them afterwards?

[silent compass]

oh and the "grandpa" puppet was modeled after their cult leader

[thick ledge]

[golden latch]

Correct

What a family

[silent compass]

its so bad

[proud depot]

disco christian music?

[golden latch]

Gleeby time

[silent compass]

WHY DOES IT HAVE BOOBA

[golden latch]

So you know its a girl

[thick ledge]

Standard robot puppet feature

[silent compass]

WTF

[golden latch]

This is so bad

[proud depot]

we can't have any genderless robots roaming around can we?

[silent compass]

I mean the lyrics were "she was specially made for him"

[golden latch]

wait a minute

[silent compass]

yeeeahhhhhhhh

[austere gust]

Spaceship

[golden latch]

Is this a… no couldnt be.

[austere gust]

Why does the robot have boobs

[silent compass]

THATS WHAT I SAID

[austere gust]

Bro's perked up

[proud depot]

music is actually pretty good for the quality of the rest of the show

[golden latch]

Tbh yeah the music is decent

No i didnt

[thick ledge]

"Women... are... tincan.... robots.... from.... space...."

[austere gust]

I'm glad I came just in time for booba roba

[golden latch]

I was avoiding that

Oh we music credits

[austere gust]

Opening

[silent compass]

I have to show my husband life with grandpa

[golden latch]

Btw this is all played on analog devices

[austere gust]

Safety Frog

[thick ledge]

HOLY SHIT

[silent compass]

ok I can handle these puppets

[golden latch]

Everything

[thick ledge]

SAFETY FROG

[silent compass]

the last ones were just....

[austere gust]

DONALD

[silent compass]

yeaaah

[austere gust]

DONALD

[proud depot]

why does he sound like donald duck!?

[golden latch]

The background is analog artifacting

[austere gust]

KERMIT TOO

[golden latch]

All ducks sound like that

🤫

[silent compass]

Wish grover