streamchat

[fossil sapphire]

hmm i know i created my account in closed beta, i got my braton and lato vandal to show for it, but i really started playing in u14, in 2014 september.

[topaz geyser]

yeah im in 2014 start i think just after the plains

[fossil sapphire]

plains was 2017.

[topaz geyser]

what?

[topaz geyser]

no?

[hollow yew]

he also hates tax
i can punish him by just going to work for the tax man 😎

[spice dome]

https://forums.warframe.com/topic/854253-warframe-update-22-plains-of-eidolon/

[topaz geyser]

well my account is 2014

[fossil sapphire]

Introduced Update 22.0 (2017-10-12)

[topaz geyser]

i thought plains was older

my PS account is 2014 my PC account is 2019????

[fossil sapphire]

2014 was hmm, dark sectors, mirage and kubrows, archwing

[topaz geyser]

and yet i have 3k hours lol

[topaz geyser]

dark sectors go hard

lol

i was after tower keys tho

[fossil sapphire]

i'm long before void relics. So when all the keys turned into relics, i still have hundreds upon hundreds of tier 1-3 relics to burn

[topaz geyser]

yeah didnt have tower keys but I did do the void key things for the derelict

[placid wasp]

Thor’s boat is crazy

[hollow yew]

snapped it

[topaz geyser]

i wasnt listening was this another password?

[placid wasp]

Why is my name purple?

[topaz geyser]

sub club

[placid wasp]

Wait, I didn’t buy a sub

[topaz geyser]

SHHH

coulda been gifted

[marsh forge]

gifted?

[topaz geyser]

tho

[placid wasp]

I got gifted

[topaz geyser]

there u go

[spice dome]

I love that the two gifs differ in length just a bit

[modest palm]

to what thors saying right now, this feels great.
Ive been unemployed for half a year, and quit my degree for half, and half a year ago due to an injury at 18 years .
Ive not managed to work since, and I wont for awhile.
Very insecure about that gap, but focusing on healing and self improvement is I think the better choice-

[topaz geyser]

i havent been employed for over a year

dont sweat it

[modest palm]

I am turning 19 in a few weeks, feels like I should have moved out, gotten a job and everything a long time ago, life got in the way 🤷‍♂️

[topaz geyser]

im older but felt

economy is shit and like one guy said in a TTS the other night nowhere nearby wants JR devs

or jr positions for like anything '

[modest palm]

If all goes right I will get our house for myself next year, with lots of luck.

[topaz geyser]

everywhere wants a seamless new hire that has 5+ yrs experience

[topaz geyser]

goodluck

[modest palm]

also everyone wants people with experience. 5 years plus.
Where am I supposed to get that experience if you wont hire me, ugh.

[topaz geyser]

portfolios

what im working on now

tryna push a steam game

and im doing the jam

[modest palm]

I do have one!
Quite alot of things on there, in between my schools I worked on alot of interns, moved out of the country and got an english degree.
Hopefully that will help me one day.

Ohhh good luck with your degree and jam!

[topaz geyser]

hopefully

[topaz geyser]

thx lol

[modest palm]

I would love to play both once theyre finished ^^

[topaz geyser]

keep an eye out aha

debating on doing dev logs for the steam game after this jam is done

then building a discord etc etc etc

[modest palm]

Oh absolutly!

[topaz geyser]

im just awful at speaking tbh

[modest palm]

youre doing great right now!
You absolutly got this, just be yourself and show your vision and progress off ^^

[topaz geyser]

aha thanks lol ill try

[modest palm]

mmhmm! You got this definetly!

[topaz geyser]

thanks!!!!

[tardy crescent]

Welp I live on a hill... The rain is making the streets below me into a flooding area. I'm ok and I still have power and I have plenty of food and all that jazz but.. I feel like I live around a lake. Like really the only thing that could probably get to me is a drone or a helicopter.... I'm so glad I went grocery shopping yesterday

[cunning axle]

Did the internet really delete every image of the og PT Cruiser?

[winged hornet]

Hey guys, just a question, if a TTS goes into debt, does it never get answered?

[serene valley]

yes

[fossil sapphire]

it doesnt

[serene valley]

never answered

[fossil sapphire]

it instead goes to charity.

[winged hornet]

Ooh I see

Thank you guys!

[ruby harbor]

I found an og pt cruiser

[south sluice]

my grandparents actually had a 2006 cruiser, and i ended up getting it as my first car. As bad as they look, I think they actually drive worse

[ruby harbor]

my aunt had one, they handle less nimble than a boat lol

[south sluice]

Feels like driving a tank without any of the benefits

[earnest mirage]

Tang Hua Detroit Fish. It's just a concept car (as far as i know) but this car you would expect to see in a children's book xD

[zealous frost]

I can't belive the SSR came up but not the HHR

[wintry meteor]

Re: Cybertruck

[zealous frost]

It's so nice of Thor to pretend to have a birthday for us

He might be an ageless vamp, but he's an okay guy

It makes me wonder if him an Keanu Reeves know each other

[tired cloud]

ngl i absolutely love the fact that thor streams at the perfect time such that hes live for my entire day (10 AM - 10 PM) so i always have something to watch/listen to

[tired cloud]

you're onto something

[zealous frost]

It's the same for me. He starts about an hour or two before i get up, and end right as i'm getting out of work

Then i loop back and listen to the first part i missed since it's his slower morning energy to close the day down

[fresh ginkgo]

Meanwhile, me who lives in the same timezone as him:

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-no-sleep-lack-of-sleep-gif-16089760

[forest glacier]

CDT here

https://tenor.com/view/crycat-crying-cat-crying-cat-thumbs-up-thumbs-up-ok-gif-22851318

Does anyone know if Twitch renews your sub with Twitch wallet funds? Because I have over $30 and my sub just expired.

[civic cedar]

I noticed that today's VOD had the music cut out of it for a copyright claim.

[fresh ginkgo]

What

How

On youtube?

Was it an auto-claim? Or was someone out there truly dumb enough to try and go after Thor's content???

[ember ember]

I'm pretty he's mentioned that happening before

[ember ember]

If that's the default payment method then it should pull it out of there. If not then they'll use whatever card is on file

[forest glacier]

I paid with wallet funds last time and I had wallet funds this time and it didn’t use them…

[ember ember]

You might have to change your default payment method to the wallet funds. Unless Twitch only allows a debit/credit card for auto renewals

[finite haven]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY THOR!

[rocky venture]

Hmm. I heard today is someone's special day and there's going to be a whopping 24 hour stream. Happy birthday @minor nymph

[agile jewel]

I've got a question about Thor's mouse preferences - What his thoughts are on the deathadder v2 are other than that it's too light?

[sonic cedar]

I think twitch is having a stroke

[storm lintel]

I'm sure he'll mention it

[vague palm]

This happens now and again because Twitch is stupid. It confuses Thor's speech combined with some part of Heartbound's OST with some rap stuff

[flint quartz]

Thor rap album when?

[storm lintel]

It'd be so cursed, it'd be good

[regal lion]

I just wish I could refresh the stream page without it sending me back to the overview page

And that twitch didn't change things to have bit effects above the channel points

[storm lintel]

That's odd, my refresh keeps me in chat

[sacred junco]

exactly what he needs
his mouse criteria:

• heavy
• no split line for the main mouse button
• 2 side buttons
• wired

I rec him the Zowie ec1-c, which is another hit minus the weight

oh and also, no G502 looking mouse, too many split lines and cracks for dead skin to accumulate

he also has no stated shape preference, so as long as it ticks the above points, its a contender

[dense ridge]

Happy Birthday Thor ...

[tardy crescent]

That's... .. yeah... Welp. So I wonder what the over-under is on chat beating the level 106 of the hype train?.

[dusk sluice]

oh nitro

[limpid heart]

yo, i see a game jam thing in the stream pinned, is it starting today or ending?

[modest scarab]

Today they announce the theme

[vapid mural]

The queue!

[tardy crescent]

Today is the announcement of the theme

[limpid heart]

and one week right?

[modest scarab]

2

[vapid mural]

2

[dusk sluice]

2

[limpid heart]

sweet, i might participate this time

[dusk sluice]

well you have less then 6 hrs to join

[storm lintel]

63 already in the queue. Madness

[limpid heart]

how do i join?

[dusk sluice]

https://itch.io/jam/pirate

[dense ridge]

[karmic dove]

Happy birthday @minor nymph

[fossil sapphire]

i feel like.. no chance, but we might get to 100.

i'd like to be proven wrong >:)

[limpid heart]

i just realized i live an hour from thor

[reef thistle]

I think the funniest part about the Gregg's thing is even us Brits know the food is mostly very mid, but the pricing is so good and the temp just right (usually) so it's just nice.

[rugged jasper]

Birthday!!!!!

[fossil sapphire]

greasy pastry, surely that's good for me :)

[rugged jasper]

I had Greggs when I went to study in the UK years ago
It was...greasy ;w;

[sonic cedar]

So its fastfood as it should be? Mid but cheap.

[dusk sluice]

now i want cheese rolls whit all the Greggs talk

[rugged jasper]

Delicious at first but it gets greasier and greasier as it cools down

It's nice if you eat it on the spot as a quick snack

[reef thistle]

Yeah, one of not many that can keep up the old ways it seems.

[rugged jasper]

Not so much if you eat it like 10 minutes later

One thing i loved in the UK is the milk and ice cream

The milk was so creamy ;; over here our milk tends to be watered down

And the ice cream there were the best i've ever tasted

[fossil sapphire]

eu ice cream, made with actual cream

[reef thistle]

We have some really solid icecream places dotted around.

[rugged jasper]

Nice ^^

[fossil sapphire]

we also have some insanely good vegan icecreams in finland.

[rugged jasper]

Yeah ;;
Here ice cream is more water based apparently

Ayy finland

[reef thistle]

The cream thing is actually also why eu chocolate is nicer.

[rugged jasper]

Yeah ^^ the chocolate there was nice too

Very cheap

One big bar for a pound

[sonic cedar]

I have a question for Finland. Do you also get the cravings for icecream in the middle of winter?

[rugged jasper]

Over here it's like, good luck getting any decent chocolate for less than RM10

[fossil sapphire]

personally, rarely :D

[reef thistle]

In Europe we use cream to make milk chocolate. In the US for mostly historical reasons at this point they use very slightly off milk.

[fossil sapphire]

Some American chocolate manufacturers add butyric acid during production to give the chocolate a longer shelf life.

which makes it taste like barf

[sonic cedar]

Icecream just hits different at -18C

[reef thistle]

That's the letting it go ever so slightly off thing.

[dusk sluice]

try -30c then we talking

[reef thistle]

It's the same stuff that gives baby sick its smell.

[granite harbor]

People doing sub gifts NOW when there's 731 different indications the gigatrain will happen later...

[sterile flame]

I just realized I should probably @minor nymph this so he can find it easier when he's got time (in 3 years, probably? xD)

[fossil sapphire]

cant do nothing about it

[granite harbor]

[rugged jasper]

Too excited, or just forgot to read ;;

People tend to not read the pinned post

[sonic cedar]

IF they are on mobile the pinned comment is not easily visible

[fossil sapphire]

hard to promote community idea of gigatrain on a birthday

[rugged jasper]

Hmm
Not really, i'm on mobile now and if anything the pinned message is really intrusive ;w;

[dusk sluice]

Hmm people and smart. Yeah not happening.

[rugged jasper]

It takes up like a quarter of the chat

Reminds me of people not seeing the "do not enter" or "door broken" signs on doors

And they'll still jiggle the door handle and get confused why the door can't be opened

[dusk sluice]

Door's are like lvl 2 int/wisdom.

[rugged jasper]

Yeah

[tardy crescent]

Someone actually did that at my work today and it made me laugh

[rugged jasper]

Rip

[sonic cedar]

On iphone the pinned comment is about as large as the bit leaderboard and is really easy to summarily ignore together with it

[rugged jasper]

Oooh

[rocky venture]

Door has +78 font size notification which says "Push to open."

Proceeds to pull the door

[rugged jasper]

Oh my gosh yes
It happens so much here too ;;

Granted i have done that before due to absent mindedness so :p

[sonic cedar]

IF you need a sign then the door is designed badly

[rugged jasper]

The chinese words for pull and push look kind of similar, so sometimes i get confused

拉 and 推

[sonic cedar]

If the door has a pullable handle, people will try to pull it.

[rugged jasper]

Hmm
Good point

[rocky venture]

And if it has normal up/down handle, you can see from the frame into which way it opens.

[dusk sluice]

Am i like to high lvl to understand the door working thing ?

[sonic cedar]

I have seen pull doors framed exactly like push doors and with invisible/inaccesible hinges

[rocky venture]

But well. As Holaadian said, requires int/wis.

[rocky venture]

Sure. They are not too uncommon.

[dusk sluice]

Now i remember when i ran into glass window instead of self opening Market door like 20 years ago.

[rocky venture]

Yeeaah. Been there as well.

[keen field]

Has he said how long the Myrkhiem grace period is?

[gray bridge]

Trying to find the guy who said the idea about the potioncrafter rhythm game

If he actually wants to make that game real I'd be more than happy to make music for that because it sounds sick

does anyone know how I could contact him?

[limpid heart]

small idea to stop players hunting down level 1's in block game.

make rewards stop for killing players below a threshold under your level. say a 8 level difference between your and their level (distance up for debate).

any issues you guys find in that?

[fossil sapphire]

gankers gonna gank.

i got turned off blockgame for the pvp. otherwise lovely mechanics.

[limpid heart]

perhaps also add a debuff to said threshold

like increased damage recieved and reduced given

[edgy mantle]

Could someone refresh my memory of the game that was shown on stream yesterday? It had the neat UI and you could build your own ship. I can't find it in the VOD, but I remember it was maybe around the same time the Warframe conversation was.

[limpid heart]

might be difficult for arrows and projectile weapons

[reef thistle]

I have been attacked exactly once in blockgame, and I just booked it.

It's not hard to avoid other players, and they don't chase for long.

[summer night]

my lord that was hard getting him to see my messages about the cursed quest

even spam didnt work at first

[vague elk]

The swarm is strong today.

[finite haven]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY THOR!

[summer night]

question is what's the rules on a VIP already having a VIP because im gonna dance .... again, but i have to go bigger this time

[fossil sapphire]

so you took cursed quest while being a vip

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-sit-down-patience-gif-14036497

[summer night]

https://tenor.com/view/the-flash-thats-my-bad-thats-on-me-gif-15660303

[fossil sapphire]

goblins, all of you

[summer night]

i saw the quest i took the quest

oops

[fossil sapphire]

it's fair game, no problem there. i mean, there was that one guy who somehow managed to get 5 of them or somethign.

he got banned until he delivers tho.

[summer night]

i always deliver. honestly i have no idea how i managed to grab it this time it was pure luck.

anyways that cursed quest is on the back burner till after the game jam.
whos excited?

[tardy crescent]

Will he ever deliver?

[urban venture]

Has the game jam theme been announced or naw?

[summer night]

in 4 hours

[urban venture]

Ok ok 👍

[blissful hollow]

when did Thor get sponsored by GameMaker? 🙂 and is he still sponsored by StarForge? 🙂

[summer night]

the StarForge sponsorship ended i think last week and GameMaker become the new Sponsor on monday

[blissful hollow]

oh interesting, thank you 🙂

[fossil sapphire]

thor hasnt checked cursed quests in a while if i recall

[tardy crescent]

Hmm thank you 😊

[fossil sapphire]

also, i dont think the guy who got banned for too many cursed quests will deliver :D

[primal tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/creep-creepy-stare-at-look-at-peak-a-boo-gif-5473095

[serene valley]

Last week (or two weeks ago actually?) he did

[fossil sapphire]

ah ok

[static belfry]

useful list of all the sounds in minecraft (I had it bookmarked for computercraft speakers in modded but should prove useful)
https://pokechu22.github.io/Burger/1.20.2.html#sounds

[tardy crescent]

Well now... This.. this is interesting indeed . 10 year ban for cheaters.

https://www.pcgamesn.com/once-human/ban-wave-cheaters

[ripe sage]

I really love SCP-8000

[tardy crescent]

Waffle House is my favorite SCP.

[patent bear]

@slender sandal is this your TTS? #answered-tts message
If so, you don't need a degree. Level 1 IT support is 90% customer service. Tech knowledge is all well and good, but you need to be able to engage with the customer. Talk on their terms of understanding things. If you can do that, you'll be in demand.

Of course you will be wanted to know basic things within the realm of troubleshooting and otherwise familiarisation with various concepts, but you can otherwise learn that along the way. What you want first is "soft skills", know how to interact with a customer.

[uncut plover]

I went from not wanting to play games to wanting to play once human, ff14 and first descendent

Must play them all!

[fossil sapphire]

but why 🤔

[uncut plover]

Man i can't type today lol

Or anyday...

[uncut plover]

Why i didnt want to play games?

Depression i guess

[glad wind]

i think I should be correct on this- but happy birthday Thor

[unique lance]

it's always his birthday. but yes today is the day.

[wispy swallow]

sounds familiar 😂
kinda been getting out of that, a big part of that was learning that working towards a goal is, bio-mechanically, what makes things fun.

[subtle oriole]

@weary nebula The clip I mentioned https://clips.twitch.tv/OilyFurryHippoPicoMause-Zx50HkDXRB9QCCtd

[forest glacier]

Did anyone get a screenshot of that poll? I was busy laughing

[spice escarp]

what tts voice does thor use? i want to do something terrible

[wispy swallow]

google, dunno which voice exactly

[subtle berry]

I changed my mind. I don’t want to help you “do something terrible”. I think you will understand

[outer mauve]

Les goooooooo

This is a good noita run

[scenic island]

Hello, wanna ask something. How do i create a tts to the stream?

[fossil sapphire]

!tts

[dapper raven]

You can have Text To Speech (TTS) for any bit donation 500 or higher. Once submitted, your message will be added to The Queue, which Thor activates manually. If Thor does not get to your message by the end of stream it will become 'Debt' on the 'Debt-Tracker' channel in Discord. Thor pays out to charity when that value hits $7,777 or more. Answered TTS questions are timestamped in Discord in the answered-tts channel.

[scenic island]

ok thanks!

[subtle berry]

The trouble is, the queue is probably very very long right now. There’s a very good chance that Thor will not get to your message 😅

[wispy shoal]

How i can know if my message is in tts que?

[ripe sage]

Whiskey=Ketchup=Gatorade

[topaz geyser]

he trusted that USB SO FAST

[spice dome]

I hope he connected it to a charger

[topaz geyser]

i hope so

[summer night]

i was wait for the "...........oh that was stupid of me"

[spice escarp]

"I'm an offensive security contractor and worked for the government to hack power plants" -inserts suspicious usb-

[rocky fossil]

I am a Twitch noob. How do I donate bits?

[spice escarp]

!tts

[dapper raven]

You can have Text To Speech (TTS) for any bit donation 500 or higher. Once submitted, your message will be added to The Queue, which Thor activates manually. If Thor does not get to your message by the end of stream it will become 'Debt' on the 'Debt-Tracker' channel in Discord. Thor pays out to charity when that value hits $7,777 or more. Answered TTS questions are timestamped in Discord in the answered-tts channel.

[topaz geyser]

yeah fr

[spice escarp]

oh

[rocky fossil]

D: these instructions aren't idiotproof

[spice escarp]

on twitch, click the bits icon under the chatbox or type yarrcheer<amount>

so its gotta be at least yarrcheer500 to get tts

[summer night]

its this icon

[rocky fossil]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh that's why they always say yarrcheer 😮 ty ty

[summer night]

11 mins to go im starting to get itchy fingers

[civic cedar]

On the Twitch VOD.

[spice dome]

for the game jam theme?

[topaz geyser]

i saw this why did that happen

[summer night]

yup 😛

[spice escarp]

oh im feeling it, i did some doc formatting while waiting, makes it easier when the jam starts

[summer night]

thing is im in work for 3 more hours so i cant do anything until then but think of ideas

https://tenor.com/view/start-bugs-bunny-ready-start-run-gif-13506050

[summer night]

tbh thats better than the ludwig one about him hitting 5 year out timmy with a scooter

[unique lance]

dumb that no-lifers in chat can hijack something like this

[summer night]

what you mean the close call?

[unique lance]

the constantly 50/50ing thing is annoying sometimes but this shouldn't have had the ability to pour channel points into it

see, that makes me sus that he's deliberately trying to burn people's points so it stops happening naturally

[summer night]

i think people are generally interested in both and this vote has no channel point

[summer night]

thats possible

[earnest mirage]

over 22k votes and only about 19k viewers

[spice dome]

it seems to tie

[unique lance]

yeah see it's not 50/50ing now lol he knows what he's doing

[summer night]

i want everything connected but i think the shadows are going to win this

[unique lance]

chat getting played

[unique lance]

second one massively less, means a lot of people burn a lot of points to constantly 50/50 these things, every time CHAT GETTIN' PLAYED

[rocky fossil]

second batch of themes is too cool to just pick one

[unique lance]

none of you can buy the demo now

[earnest mirage]

no way. Instead of showing only the top voter it should also show the total amount of points used^^

[fossil sapphire]

you buy the game with points, the demo you cannot afford.

[unique lance]

how much have we all lost, buying the demo

[summer night]

i dont know which to pick here

[fossil sapphire]

some lost all, all lost some

[summer night]

all good options

[agile ridge]

50k

[summer night]

i only use my points on pedictions and i lose them that way

[earnest mirage]

too much #thorchan message

[unique lance]

that's a deep discount

[long pasture]

Shadow + Alchemy means you can make FMA dogo btw

[peak shale]

Its 2 weeks to make the whole game? Or 2 weeks for the GDD and 2 more weeks for the Game?

[summer night]

2 weeks GGD and playable game

[earnest mirage]

should be 2 weeks total

[peak shale]

Ok ok thanks 🫡

[earnest mirage]

always remember, the game don't need to be perfectly polished. Do stuff, try to make it work and most important, learn stuff and have fun.

[summer night]

got some intresting ideas i want to do in the jam hopefully they work out

[peak shale]

We will!

[dawn falcon]

Wait.... I haven't been keeping up. Are there more then one theme?

[unique lance]

2 themes

[ripe sage]

#AlchemySweep

[fossil sapphire]

someone dropped like 250k points on the previous vote

are you okay my guy

[ripe sage]

216K to be exact

[fossil sapphire]

i think i saw 249k on my screen

but idk.

[ripe sage]

you could get champion of breakfast with that type of money

[unique lance]

lol yeah the more I think about it, him constantly going "chat don't 50/50, come on" is clearly him trying to get chat to go "bet"

[cunning sparrow]

Does anyone know what thor meant by the alchemy games he played on stream?

[summer night]

goblins goblin

[unique lance]

potioncraft comes to mind

which he still needs to play again

only 2 hours

[fossil sapphire]

goblin these n-

https://tenor.com/view/im-gonna-stop-you-right-there-stop-it-stop-gif-14320481

[cunning sparrow]

Hm interesting thanks

[fossil sapphire]

noita also heavily uses alchemy. as long as mixing two liquids is alchemy

[ripe sage]

Alchemy is using doohickeys to do silly potions/trinkets

[unique lance]

a shadow government crafting alchemical nonsense to control the potion trade with addictive potions of healing

[dawn falcon]

It really doesn't change much after the 5th hour...

Relaxing game tho

[unique lance]

or. crafting with darkness

[weary veldt]

What's the theme? I don't see it on the website

[ripe sage]

it is being voted yet

but looks like shadow and alchemy

[unique lance]

probably shadow and alchemy unless the polls swing WILDLY

[fossil sapphire]

https://i.imgur.com/b8ro443.png

[weary veldt]

okok thx guys

[ripe sage]

how would "explain nothing" even work

[summer night]

exactly

[ripe sage]

thanks

[fossil sapphire]

have you played Inside?

[summer night]

welcome

[fossil sapphire]

that game explains nothing

there are several games which work by not explaining. for example, their story, or their mechanics, etc

[unique lance]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-take-giggle-laughing-gif-13908900

GET OWNED, LATVIA

[fossil sapphire]

you can still have the story happen around you, but you keep it just away from the players understanding.

[ripe sage]

wait so the gigatrain is in 6 hours?

5.5 to be exact

[sonic cedar]

the gigatrain when the stream would normaly end

[summer night]

and the FINAL VOTE

[dawn falcon]

Long lemon plushie? I need one with a helmet

[fossil sapphire]

Shadow alchemist money gang. we love making potions

[ripe sage]

ooohh i have a cool idea

[unique lance]

someone make an rpg about fighting the potion government :V

and all your healing potions have a (seemingly)random healing percentage because they're bootleg

[ripe sage]

shadow play to make ingredients and then you do the alchemy

[summer night]

or the shadow gov fighting the real gov with potions

[sonic cedar]

the alchemist has to sneak through the shadows to steal ingredients from big pharma

[ripe sage]

There is no shadow government just be mad at the real one

[unique lance]

there will be in my mind and you can't stop it

[summer night]

im mad at everyone thats my secret

[unique lance]

how dare everyone else exist

[dawn falcon]

Both makes it hard... 😦
I hoped for an option to pick one of or both...

[unique lance]

the problem is you're taking shadows too literally, there's many simpler options if you don't

no idea how you'd do alchemy with shadows

[ripe sage]

what do you call it when you go so off tracks that you get back to them

[unique lance]

many idea how to make alchemy do work in sekret

[minor turtle]

I don’t think that Thor expected us to want both

[ripe sage]

It's probably less want and more "funi"

[unique lance]

waiting for the spider babies to write "some dev" in the corner

[toxic nova]

Guys where should i find a team?

[unique lance]

game jam channel

[keen geyser]

What is the theme?

[ripe sage]

haters hate fun

[dawn falcon]

Get the "compete in game jam" role and go the the jamejam lfg channel

[nimble fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

[true skiff]

i summoned spiders in thors room

[unique lance]

it's not even too specific, I've come up with like 5 ideas already

[fossil sapphire]

people are mad because there was a choice and it didnt appease them

[fresh ginkgo]

Thor moving out.
Spiders moving in.

[dawn falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-things-fire-flame-gif-14920648

[unique lance]

"oh no I can't throw channel points at it to get my way"

[fossil sapphire]

if thor woulda dropped those themes without vote, people wouldnt have complained

[unique lance]

https://tenor.com/view/fit-throwing-a-fit-whine-ahh-upset-gif-5676618

[rugged jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/dis-gon-b-gud-lawn-chair-open-up-this-is-gonna-be-good-gossip-gif-16865183

[unique lance]

god I haven't seen that gif in forever

[rugged jasper]

Watching chat fight is funny

[fresh ginkgo]

I already have a very clear idea in mind if "both" wins.
And it pretty much disproves the "too narrow" BS claim

[sonic cedar]

its a good thing that they don't have the real scary spiders in Wa

[rugged jasper]

Hehe
I'm an old lady who still uses late 2000s memes

[sonic cedar]

Alchemist that uses shadows as ingredients

[fresh ginkgo]

Or what about a shadow that throws potions?

[ripe sage]

Alchemist that gets ingredients by shadow play

[unique lance]

see that's the obvious literal interpretation and it's a difficult one

[fresh ginkgo]

Or combining things in the dark so you have absolutely no idea what's going on

[unique lance]

sweet we can make a ff9 demaster :V

[ripe sage]

A secret society about making beer

[summer night]

oh the ideas are following

love it

Good luck people see you on the otherside

[unique lance]

ooooh, a game about bootleging and running a speakeasy

[earnest mirage]

doing the math roughly based on the votes without points. 8k to 22k are 14k additional votes or 14million channel points dumped into the hole 🫡

[unique lance]

magic brain individual

🫡

[ripe sage]

wait why is the point cup gone

[fossil sapphire]

shadow alchemist took it

if you also notice, he doesnt have his usual overlay there

[ripe sage]

The secret of Alchemy

[opal star]

shadow alchemy broke the overlay

[fossil sapphire]

chat i made this for you https://i.imgur.com/eK5QXv4.png

[summer night]

not enough information. instructions unclear. currently upside down

[fossil sapphire]

oops 🙃

[mortal sierra]

its broke xD

[fossil sapphire]

yea discord is broken, you cant scroll in there. it is known.

[mortal sierra]

when isnt discord broken lol

[unique lance]

they fixed that I think

[covert monolith]

Im able to scroll now :0 I couldnt before

[zealous frost]

Spider basement ☠️

[summer night]

yeah didnt the update fix that?

[fossil sapphire]

oh, so it seems. try updating if its broken still :D

[earnest mirage]

cursed knowledge. Thor is going to stream for 24h and i don't think he will drive back to the new home afterwards. So sleep with thousands of little spiders it is.

[unique lance]

yeah I updated like half a day after everyone complained and got it, one update later it stopped being dumb

[earnest mirage]

or maybe he sleeps in his car, we don't know xD

[fossil sapphire]

it was broken on my end longer than that i feel like.

[unique lance]

discord likes being worse incrementally like all tech companies it seems

[fossil sapphire]

now, imagine giving this company any money.

[unique lance]

I don't mind it. They're not actively trying to destroy everything they're just being corpodum

which is literally every company past a certain point

[zealous frost]

The twitch app is soooo bad

Chat is completely broken for me

[unique lance]

the mobile app is near useless

that I'll agree with

[lean imp]

@crude magnet I couldn't find it in my requests so I do this

[zealous frost]

I wish the youtube app would resume a live broadcast AT THE LIVE POINT

I use pause as a mute at work when talking

[unique lance]

but the desktop app has just been taking very small steps toward slightly worse for years

[zealous frost]

I can't hear with stream in my earplugs

[rugged jasper]

Twitch app sucks ;;

The chat will break and disconnect on and off

[zealous frost]

Thor loves his eX account

[unique lance]

twitch mobile is bs. uses a lot more power and data than the yt app

for no real reason

[zealous frost]

(t) eX (as)

[zealous frost]

That explains why my battery has been getting murdered

What the shit is even that

[earnest mirage]

it mostly works on my tablet. But the streams breaks (playback stops) quiet often when i don't hide the chat.

[unique lance]

yeah I can end a work day at 50% using the yt app for stream, I ended my last work day at about 20% because I have a twitch sub and didn't want to see ads. I'll take the ads tyvm.

[zealous frost]

Lmao, I love how Thor is so positive I keep listening despite having absolutely zero computer experience

I'm a welder 😂

[west tiger]

I'm happy that Thor's calm and that I can't see them. Arachnophobia is a bitch. Had a an open light fixture above my bed when younger that kept dropping spiders on me or in front of my eyes while watching/playing things. Logically, I know most can't hurt me and they eat annoying things, but that doesn't change my illogical response when one enters my space now.

[zealous frost]

I use my Amazon free sub for him, but I also pay for yt premium

[obsidian meadow]

anyone know how I can see the TTS queue?

[fossil sapphire]

you cant

unless you mean #answered-tts

[obsidian meadow]

nah i tried to donate 500 bits (i coudlnt figure out so i did 5 100 bits in 1 message) and im not sure if its in the queue or not

[west tiger]

Was already 111 deep 6 hours ago.

[earnest mirage]

you can't. Maybe someday one will make an twitch extension, so we can see it.

[fresh ginkgo]

During gaming sections of the stream, you can't; all the overlays are turned off, except for Thor himself.

[wintry pond]

oh no, we must be quick before he becomes immune to chats bs

[gloomy pendant]

how long do hype train usually last?

[earnest mirage]

he just needs fungal shift lava into something harmless and we can't do much anymore ^^

[wintry pond]

wasnt the last giga train like an hour long?

[earnest mirage]

iirc it was 3

[wintry pond]

oh, maybe I am mixing it with the bahroo one

[earnest mirage]

yeah, should be 3h: https://twitchtracker.com/piratesoftware/streams/43942221915

[ripe sage]

how did we get infinite gold again

[wintry pond]

at some point it will become infinite

oh no, not the fnaf lore

[outer mauve]

Oh boy

My other TTS is next

[fast dock]

ooc im stil V new to thors streams, ive noticed and its obv that 500 bit donations get out into tts queue but ive also noticed actual $ donos are also in the queue, is that from kofi or from the mod dono page

[fossil sapphire]

yt superchats

[fast dock]

ahh

gotcha

[pearl rain]

Is the Giga Train supposed to be at 3pm EST?

[storm lintel]

I've never played Noita, is there really a need for him to have four wands at this point? Just one for ridiculous damage and one for digging, are there other uses to save wands for?

[teal pelican]

I dunno

[fossil sapphire]

why not?

[storm lintel]

He was just talking about leaving that perk on that ground for later, made me curious why not pick it up and just store it in an unused slot

[fossil sapphire]

did he have tinker with wands perk?

[earnest mirage]

no

[fossil sapphire]

you cant edit wands outside mountains unless with the perk.

and people do use wands as storage too.

[earnest mirage]

explosion, toxic, fire, lightning immunity and gamble (50% that the other perks will stay after taking one)

[fossil sapphire]

but what i dont understand is, why does thor play with twitch interaction, he makes the game even harder for himself :D

[storm lintel]

Self-nerfing behavior

[earnest mirage]

he only misses melee immunity and phasing. Than he will be dodging a lot of projectiles and be immune to almost everything (except acid and freeze)

[fossil sapphire]

but it's polymorph that always gets you in the end

[storm lintel]

No one is immune to hubris

[earnest mirage]

no more black holes?

[flint quartz]

https://i.imgur.com/sYXnMfN.png

[storm lintel]

The dichotomy of being a Goblin

[outer mauve]

Fuckin LMAO

[livid path]

@minor nymph the issue, as I’ve talked to some of the upset players, is that “newbie” isn’t defined well

[outer mauve]

Eat all the dicks people crying about not being able to pick on new players

[livid path]

Viktor got lectured earlier for attacking a player with T4 gear

Newbie seems to be a very loose term

[hollow yew]

i joined yesterday and couldn't play due to high ping bc i'm european :c

[outer mauve]

He did define it with stats, you get pvp damage reduction that scales away to 0% over your first 49 levels

I think it starts at 95%

[serene valley]

Storage

[livid path]

Literally almost every player who goes into myrk and doesn’t screw around in spawn waiting to get killed has no issue

[outer mauve]

Sorry, 49% scaling down to 0 #blockgame message

[lime laurel]

I think all the people malding about this blockgame stuff is hilarious

[livid path]

Ok but a player wearing T4 gear is not a “newbie”

[outer mauve]

I have no idea where t4 gear sits on the scale of new to old player

I don't play blockgame

[livid path]

T5 is the max level

And t4 takes a long time to get

[outer mauve]

But I did play eve, and shitting on new players is disgusting

[livid path]

I only have T4 tools, I’m weeks away from T4 gear

[outer mauve]

If he's dissolving his town because he can't do that anymore

Good

Bye

[livid path]

There’s a bunch of them

And I understand why they’re mad

[outer mauve]

Don't leave an ass print on the door on your way out

[livid path]

They’re all chill players if you just act like a sane person

They literally tell newbies to run away from spawn

Go 500+ blocks out so you can’t be tracked, is what everybody is told

But they don’t listen

Then they cry about getting killed

And all the sane players, pvp and pve go “well you got what you deserved”

[lime laurel]

Have you considered that getting shit on out the gate is a bad intro when you first step into a game

[livid path]

They’re not though

They’re told what to do when they ask

[lime laurel]

First time I jumped into BG, went to Myrk and got killed frame one

[livid path]

Then they don’t do it

[earnest mirage]

i would have made an automation to make experienced players loose a ton of experience everytime they kill a new player, unless the newbie attacked first.

[livid path]

Bro I’ve lived in myrk, I haven’t died once

I don’t even wear any armor

[lime laurel]

You're also not everyone

[covert monolith]

its the prevention of that being as prevalent tho, so why is there issue w that lol

[livid path]

Ok but I ’ve been doing this for over two months

Come back later in like 10 minutes, don’t go in with a bunch of droppable items, just run away in another direction, there’s so many things you could do to avoid combat

[livid path]

The issue isn’t prevention, it’s that these high level players who’ve been playing forever are getting directly lectured for doing completely understandable stuff

Oh no pvp in the pvp zone

I’ve never seen spawn camping either

[covert monolith]

You can be as sarcastic as you want to be abt it, but youd be just as mad if you were just starting out and were getting targeted for it

[livid path]

Second I hit rank 2 I had a 500$ bounty put on me like most newbies get, usually not 500 tho but still

Yet I didn’t die

Cause I ran away from spawn

In the 10,000 block by 10,000 block map, I found places to farm without level 50 players

And warping in shouldn’t be an issue cause you should go in with droppable items

Who brings resources into the place they farm resources

[fossil sapphire]

your opinion doesnt make ours any less valid. i also was turned away from the game because of pvp.

[covert monolith]

consider; some people dont have the same thought processes. it makes it more beginner friendly

[fossil sapphire]

otherwise cool mechanics.

[livid path]

I’ve seen the pvp’ers literally telling and yelling at players to stop swarming around spawn

[covert monolith]

And not everyone will listen

You wish for it to be a trust system when not everyone will honor it

[livid path]

It’s a zone that tells you “you’re gonna get merc’d” when you warp in

It’s not a trust system, it’s a run or die

They give you a fair chance almost every time

Sure some don’t, but most do

[earnest mirage]

@livid path i highly suggest to open a ticket. Tell them the facts and how you feel with the recent changes: #blockgame-ticket message

[covert monolith]

Im talking about you saying the pvp'ers yelling at others to stop swarming, that wont stop everyone, and trusting that it alleviates it enough is trusting it

[livid path]

The players who this affects are more than free to do so, I have no right to dispute issues with those making the decisions on behalf of other people :/

[covert monolith]

I think they suggested it bc thatll get your voice heard by the people who Do make changes tho

[livid path]

my entire argument is technically hearsay cause it doesn’t affect me, I just know most of these guys and chill with them regularly

[earnest mirage]

You write a ton of text saying you don't like the changes. So in some way it is affecting you ^^ Maybe it's just not directly by your character. So open a ticket, or maybe (i don't have the Blockgame role) there is a channel in the Blockgame section you can discuss this.

[livid path]

Why would I open a ticket on behalf of others?

They aren’t here to defend themselves so I presented what I know of the issue

And yes there are blockgame channels, but they aren’t being talked down upon with only partial knowledge in those channels

They’re being treated like they go into myrk with the express intent of hunting down new players when that’s not the case

Heck Viktor, the top PvP’er who is part of this, often even makes it rain to help those grinding fishing

[covert monolith]

even if We dont see eye to eye w how we view the changes, you being here and debating it does make it seem like it effects you, so Id say its a good idea to talk abt it to try to get it changed in a way you prefer; no game is perfect/protected from criticism afterall

[livid path]

All I’m doing is defending the people who were being spoken down horribly upon based on partial knowledge

All Thor was told was that they can’t farm newbies so they’re leaving, ofc he’d hate that, so would I, and then now that’s all the chat knows about them too

The rule itself is good I agree 100% ofc

[forest glacier]

Did he just start DRG? Is this 2nd or 3rd game?

[livid path]

2nd round I think

[earnest mirage]

2nd

blockgame dev -> noita -> Rock and Stone

[forest glacier]

Cool, I hope I get a slot....I did spend almost 400K channel points voting for DRG as first game

[livid path]

Wow that’s impressive

[forest glacier]

...and lost

LOL

[livid path]

Rip

I threw 50k at noita sorry 🤣

[forest glacier]

I was prob the only one voting for it, I fought the goblins single handedly and was 100 votes away from beating them

[livid path]

Was sad that potion craft wasn’t included in the vote

[forest glacier]

It's cool but Ive been obsessed with DRG since he played it in March, and I really REALLY wanna play it with him

[earnest mirage]

o7
Did you see this earlier? #streamchat message

[livid path]

14 million???

[earnest mirage]

viewer spend 14mil in the first game jam vote in total 😄

[livid path]

That’s insanity

[earnest mirage]

yeah, they almost could buy the demo

[livid path]

Almost

[covert monolith]

just letting you know I couldnt even Glean that intent at first w how you were debating but I understand now

Also yeah people were fighting so hard for their options

[livid path]

Yeah I should also apologize I have anyways been so horribly bad at speaking that I have made every conversation like that go horribly wrong ,_,

And I get mad cause I know I’m not getting my point across the way I want

[covert monolith]

wanting people to understand the situation when your friends are involved makes sense why you mightve been more heated than you wanted lol I get it, Im the same way too

[livid path]

Thanks

[ripe sage]

uhh is the pinned meant to look like this

[livid path]

Refresh

Its a badge of honor meaning you’ve been watching for long enough for twitch to stroke out

[covert monolith]

yeah it got borked for lots of us for some reason

[ripe sage]

I honestly just didn't turn off my laptop

[rapid vine]

Hi, can someone help me! How are people getting messages read out on the stream?

[covert monolith]

@rapid vine !tts

!tts

[dapper raven]

You can have Text To Speech (TTS) for any bit donation 500 or higher. Once submitted, your message will be added to The Queue, which Thor activates manually. If Thor does not get to your message by the end of stream it will become 'Debt' on the 'Debt-Tracker' channel in Discord. Thor pays out to charity when that value hits $7,777 or more. Answered TTS questions are timestamped in Discord in the answered-tts channel.

[covert monolith]

forgot it had to be first lol

[ripe sage]

Did you guys know that DougDoug is the brother of the guy behind Stanley's Parable

[foggy plover]

yes we know

[flint quartz]

ye Thor mentions it every time he mentions the game

[covert monolith]

somehow Ive never heard that

[rapid vine]

thank you

[worthy perch]

where can i find the gigatrain timer?

[foggy plover]

Timer?

[covert monolith]

there is no timer, its just a pinned comment for twitch

[unique lance]

it's in 2 hours and 30 minutes

[foggy plover]

1 hour, and 30 minutes Psy

[covert monolith]

12/noon pst babeeey

[unique lance]

...yes

1 hour

30 minutes

[covert monolith]

https://tenor.com/bWZ87.gif

[unique lance]

this is why I keep getting yelled at at work

[foggy plover]

LOL

[floral delta]

<t:1721242800:R>

[unique lance]

man's about to devour a whole pizza

pineapple deserves to be on pizza

[viscid lantern]

thor ruined a perfectly good pizza

[covert monolith]

oh I wish that were me eating a whole pizza rn damn you thor for making me crave some pizza

[viscid lantern]

with pineapple

[flint quartz]

i never got into olives, tho i don like pickles either

[earnest mirage]

should have cursed him earlier with a tts so he can't hide himself while eating for the rest of the stream

[livid path]

Ah it would appear I was actually partially wrong and want to apologize as there were players I didn’t know about. I’ve been on a fair bit, but somehow I never saw them. The ones like eagle there are who I was defending, since they’re the most common at spawn, but as Jake said, it appears there are actually some legit bad ones.

🙏

[forest glacier]

im not gonna get to play DRG with Thor 😦 AAAAA

[covert monolith]

thats part of why I and some others were saying your experience w it might differ from others sometimes it helps to step back and try to see it from a different standpoint before puttin some 2 cents in n all that!

[fossil sapphire]

what are you yelling about :D

[livid path]

Yeah I felt like that might have been the case so went looking further, I was definitely overconfident

[silk goblet]

1 hour 24 minutes

[flint quartz]

this has been going on for months too is not a recent thing really

[silk goblet]

twitch.tv/PirateSoftware lagging your hardware? Try visiting https://www.twitch.tv/subs/PirateSoftware instead. You can gift subs from there as well.

Reminder during the train

Will try to post again when the train actually starts (if nothing bad happens IRL)

...and if Xsolla / PayPal doesn't crash either

[covert monolith]

[quietly chanting in background] hug! of! death! hug! of! death!

[forest glacier]

duuuuude someone left the team and someone INSTANTLY filled the space.

ppl really spamming the join game button

[unique lance]

that's how it works playing with streamers

it used to be like that with a small streamer I used to play tf2 with, can't imagine how almostimpossible it must be trying to play with thor

[foggy plover]

Ahhh, TF2. Those were the days

[ripe sage]

30 on 30

[silk stag]

Thank you for all the love and support everyone. It's been a rough morning. I am giving my old girl as many pets and love as I can muster.
(This is CoalBerner btw)

[livid path]

Me trying to join blockgame lol

Soon it’s gonna be impossible to join blockgame even without Thor streaming 💀

[silk stag]

I hope it's okay to post here, but this is a picture of my old girl from this morning. She's a Berner, part of where my handle comes from.

She's relaxing a lot and that is better then her being restless imo.

[earnest mirage]

we also have a Channel for Pets: https://discord.com/channels/162034058736435201/352197388259295232
Shaye was a bit upset because it was moved to the Pit and couldn't find it a bunch of weeks ago^^

[outer mauve]

oh man, Thank you twitch chat

Thor's dad's new title is Grand FaTHOR

[silk stag]

I am unable to access it. What role do I need?

[earnest mirage]

Enjoy Dank Memes gives access to the pit

[silk stag]

Oh okay.

[floral delta]

🚂 <t:1721242800:R>

[outer mauve]

Train now 🚂?

[hushed dust]

Can i dono from mobile, not sure if ill make it back home

[forest glacier]

@next granite Just. How. Im spaming refresh on the server list and It didnt even show me an empty space before you were in

[quasi gorge]

For drinkers: take a shot everytime someone asks about the "giga train" rofl

[outer mauve]

I don't know, but I imagine it will take a little bit to work through the sheer amount of things that will happen

[ripe sage]

has the giga train happened yet?

[outer mauve]

So you'll probably have like 30 minutes?

[unique lance]

train has not left please have boarding bits ready

[outer mauve]

Everyone take a shot

[ripe sage]

ok but has it happened yet

[ripe sage]

go ahead cancel me im gonna ask about the giga train

[unique lance]

it's ok I don't have rum, I cannot take shots

[outer mauve]

No, he just pinged out that it starts in an hour

[unique lance]

it's also too early to drink here

[hushed dust]

Yeah... I was there last time

[outer mauve]

And in 30 minutes he's going to ping a 30 minute warning

[hushed dust]

Was a mess

[ripe sage]

sorry im an undertale fan i cant read

[outer mauve]

Dude, fair

Might have to change the font

I heard you guys understand Papyrus

[unique lance]

I understand wingdings

don't test that

[outer mauve]

[ripe sage]

uhhh

[ionic bronze]

hm?>?

[outer mauve]

He dismissed Bezos but has to leave GameMaker up

Bezos doesn't care, I'm assuming GameMaker has terms on the sponsorship

[topaz geyser]

OMG

[covert monolith]

GRANDMAAA

[topaz geyser]

that was awesome

so wholesome

[livid path]

OH MY GOD THATS ADORABLE

[covert monolith]

shes so cute 😭

[flint quartz]

Grandma MVP

[topaz geyser]

that was great

[graceful willow]

Happy birthday dear jasonnn you can see the moment that impacted him xD

[mortal trout]

OMG GRANDMA WOOOOOO, Im not crying you are

[graceful willow]

Still so very cute

[mortal trout]

HBD Thor

[tardy crescent]

We need a Grandma emote asap

[graceful willow]

Oh no

[topaz geyser]

1000%

[graceful willow]

gigatrain grandma birthday emote

[covert monolith]

pls we need smth to commemorate GrandmaSoftware

[vague schooner]

Haha "And many mooore" my grandparents do that too

[tardy crescent]

As someone who was raised by their grandmother that hit me harder than I'd like to admit. I miss mine a lot.

[graceful willow]

It was super wholesome

☺️

[vague schooner]

That old meme of the grandma focusing her glasses on the old school monitor modifed a but to be piratesoftware themed would be awesome

Can we send images in here i forget

[tardy crescent]

I mean I've posted links and images in here I would just not do it too much or nothing too awful or anything NSFW obviously is a no-go. I posted a few memes in here too I think lol

[vague schooner]

Better yet, a drawn granny ferret in the pose of this meme or the one of the kid doing a thumbs up

Could honor the ferret that just passed too

[minor turtle]

yes but use common sense about it basically

[graceful willow]

replace the laptop with a birthday cake

[vague schooner]

Yesss

Final draft: An emote of an elderly ferret blowing out a birthday cake

[silk stag]

Agreed. It was simply warm and sweet.

[minor turtle]

I cant wait to see if twitches servers are ready this time

[graceful willow]

Narrator: They aren't

Twitch is going to shit itself like it ate the whole taco bell menu on a weekend bender

[mossy pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1037106921452351528/1224310247070371950/DEEPFRY.gif

[sonic cedar]

do you have to stay around until the end of the hypetrain to get the reward? i have work and need to sleep in three hours

[foggy plover]

No. Just do your dono at the beginning of the train and you should be good

But Twitch will probably have issues again with emote deliveries 😉

[brisk sparrow]

(or gift sub)

[graceful willow]

Someone should probably pass on to Thor that if he has "Be Right Back!" up it covers his sponsor's banner

he might wanna know (and move the sponsor's banner down a bit)

[sonic cedar]

Chat is going so fast my internet is buffering

[split spindle]

What is the point hole? Can anyone please tell me

[foggy plover]

It's a hole. You throw points in it.

[graceful willow]

It's a hole. You put points into it

[foggy plover]

They scream on the way down 😉

[split spindle]

I see

As thanks, let me bless y'all

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987123333659250688/1263061298661429428/IMG_1072-1.gif

[earnest mirage]

my guess

[graceful willow]

Potion seller, listen to me

I am going into battle. I require your strongest potions

[ripe sage]

when gigatrain?!

[flint quartz]

12 minutes

[unique lance]

5

countdown

[flint quartz]

oh i was looking at the stream timer

[graceful willow]

he's gotta turn hype trains back on, but yeah, 5 mins

get ready for twitch to break lol

[mossy pasture]

Again ???
Another hypetrain record ????

[graceful willow]

IT's gonna be funny

[pearl ivy]

best time to donate during hype train? earlier the better or later on

[flat quarry]

Stupid question. What IS a gigatrain? I'm onyl recently getting onto twitch stuff

[river charm]

I guess I miss this giga train

[split spindle]

Yes. No banana suit to help us this time.

[livid nebula]

the train leaves in 5 minutes? thought it was starting in 5 minutes

[unique lance]

no long lemon

[mossy pasture]

Yeah this is gonna be bad
no potassium for good luck

[split spindle]

Yes, but if we succeed, we have proven to Thor that we have grown. No longer will the banana suit hold our hands. Just pure Thor, Determination, Money, and Internet Connection.

[mossy pasture]

Hardest quote of this week istg

[silk goblet]

TWO

[split spindle]

Thanks

[tender dawn]

lurkers are popping out for the gigatrain

WR time

[outer mauve]

Oh man

[foggy plover]

Damn goblins have no restraint LOL

[silk goblet]

One minute left

[outer mauve]

This is about to get insane

[flint quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/bowmaster-helms-deep-lord-of-gif-20109807

[silk goblet]

twitch.tv/PirateSoftware lagging your hardware? Try visiting https://www.twitch.tv/subs/PirateSoftware instead. You can gift subs from there as well.

[flint quartz]

someone went early

[mossy pasture]

What hardware would you have to have for this to lag ?

[silk goblet]

Computer

[sonic cedar]

Twitch is dying

[inland jewel]

rip chat

[mossy pasture]

:0

[outer mauve]

Jesus Christ

[split spindle]

WALLETS OUT

[sonic cedar]

my computer is doing fine. nothing over 50%

[foggy plover]

Goblins are literally like the wave of zombies in that movie LOL

[hidden patrol]

holy what is happening

[graceful willow]

lmao

[zealous frost]

immediatly crashed lmao

[outer mauve]

My twitch keeps freezing

[tender dawn]

Its already at 25 what in gods name

[ripe sage]

when is the gigatrain

[outer mauve]

LMAO

[mossy pasture]

Okay shit its starting to lag
twitch is already dying

[silent plume]

yall broke twitch already

[carmine coral]

holyhel what is going on, I had to close chat or my browser crashed

[livid nebula]

i have audio and 1 fps

[unique lance]

twitch already broke

[zealous frost]

Twitch crashed hard

[inland jewel]

lvl 30 already

[cinder yew]

instant lvl 25

[viral iron]

MY PC IS IN FLAMES

[wind iron]

stream is stuttering lol

[vapid mural]

yep

[foggy plover]

I can't even type fast enough to catch the numbers

[silent tapir]

Oh god the lag

[viral iron]

it froze

[fossil yacht]

my browser crashed

[dire tundra]

RIP my tab.

[ripe sage]

TWITCH ICRASHI NG

[outer mauve]

Thor edged the Goblins for 12 hours and just told them they could release

[hidden patrol]

i need to remove ram and cpu limiter lmao

[worthy topaz]

my stream is struggling to alive

[flint quartz]

my page crashed

[livid nebula]

i cant tell if I subbed or not

[carmine coral]

Goblins going hard! ❤️

[inland jewel]

im still alive

[covert sail]

Twitch is enjoying the stress test

[vapid mural]

Level 30

[tropic mirage]

we acutally crashing the side atm 😄

[zealous frost]

I hope my bits registered

[modest palm]

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

[minor turtle]

twitch was not prepared

[ripe sage]

you gotta be unlucky to miss these gifted 😭

[earnest mirage]

stream right now: https://tenor.com/de/view/nothing-to-see-here-explosion-explode-bomb-fire-gif-4923610

[vague schooner]

My app is crashing LMAOO

[hidden stone]

I think my twitch crashed

[summer night]

https://tenor.com/view/mother-of-god-gif-10218431

[foggy plover]

I'm gonna see if I actually dodge all of these gifteds

[normal turret]

everything is DYING

LOL

[red herald]

my stream is broken lmao

[vague schooner]

Twitch is having a stroke

[vapid mural]

This is fun

[weary lodge]

F twitch

[hidden patrol]

btw what does this do?

[mossy pasture]

Im still in it
no money to contribute though

[radiant hare]

I GIFTED A SUB RIGHT? IDK IF IT GOT SENT

[graceful willow]

a hundred bits still gets you onto the train right?

[zealous frost]

Twitch fixed it by killing kit

[cinder yew]

bezos is getting ddosed with money

[pine jacinth]

Nah i got this, about to dodge every single one

[vague schooner]

I can hear the stream still but the app is DYING

[covert sail]

7

[normal turret]

it go into HOLE

[dry osprey]

o7

[willow reef]

LOL my stream video stopped working

[digital canyon]

Twitch crashingt hard...

[wind iron]

i'll be really annoyed if i don't get a free sub

[carmine coral]

Im known to be a epic dodger, I will do my best

[brittle ember]

MY PC AAA

[radiant hare]

ok i have

[hidden patrol]

makes sense

[hard compass]

BOOM

[plain gate]

bruh

[zealous frost]

open on youtube in another tab!

[foggy plover]

The API overlay is keeping up... for now....

[hidden stone]

My tab just froze

[silk goblet]

I got "Temporary issues" from Xsolla, yet thankfully I got billed and the gift appears in my Twitch history

[halcyon reef]

That rising bit goal is making my brain feel warm and fuzzy!

[vapid mural]

spend your harts you earn by watching

[versed karma]

https://tenor.com/view/chiquichico-gif-26004262

[tropic mirage]

my stream died 😄

[rugged jasper]

my computer almost crashed ;w;

[slow salmon]

he is gonna cry again

[rugged jasper]

i had to close the stream

[hidden patrol]

amma just try it

[pastel lark]

twitch is making my ryzen 7 struggle

[viral iron]

twitch is getting ddosed by us

[pastel lark]

holy crap

[hidden haven]

bruh remember times when lvl55 was like, hard?

[halcyon reef]

wait.....WHERE IS THE LONG LEMON SUIT!

[vague schooner]

Goblins with better RAM what's the level rn

[willow reef]

OK if I hide the chat it works for 5 seconds XD

[covert sail]

42

[modest palm]

So hows it looking at this pace? Whats our chance of breaking it right now? I dont know what our record is!

[foggy plover]

What is wrong with you all's PCs? I'm running TFD and about 40-50 Chrome tabs with no issues KEKW

[vapid mural]

the bit goal

[dreamy badger]

fr

[silent plume]

my browser is dead

[hidden patrol]

i can't even see the pinned thing

[graceful willow]

Breaking the record is gonna be hard af

[carmine coral]

This is beautiful

[dreamy badger]

43

[agile wasp]

lmao it froze for me

[ornate flower]

I had to reset my brower, tried to do something 😄

[dreamy badger]

44

[halcyon reef]

The rising bit goal is beautiful

[graceful willow]

there wasn't much of a leadup to this attempt

[worthy topaz]

the later levels are somewhat harder. last time it took 3-4hours or so

[covert sail]

router looks at the twitch poll rate and limits traffic lmao

[ripe sage]

twitch is a lot behind

[graceful wren]

whats the max we've gotten before

[dreamy badger]

45

[supple crystal]

currend record lv 106

[inland jewel]

i bet mods get a good bonous after this

[radiant hare]

were gonna break a big record

[vapid mural]

Level 42

[chrome valve]

Ohh ram helps with this?? I thought it was just a network thing

[rugged jasper]

i can't even see the level, there's so much notifications ;;

[vague schooner]

I'm on my phone XD

[marsh forge]

somehow i got everything working... this is insane

[normal turret]

nothing will help dude

NOTHING

[dreamy badger]

level 46

[undone lance]

I hope he warned twitch, their poor network ops guys must be crying.

[radiant hare]

were breaking the record

[robust galleon]

46

[mossy pasture]

Imma say itll end on lvl 115

[modest palm]

so do we think we can break it? Context anyone!!

[tropic mirage]

i think twitch is awake now KEKW

[carmine dawn]

And there crashed the tab

[graceful wren]

one time a year where thousands of dollars can be spent for ferrets

[dreamy badger]

47

[foggy plover]

Yes RAM is the one thing Chrome constantly hungers for 😉

[serene plinth]

wasn't the r eccord 100+?

[vapid mural]

106

[tardy crescent]

Our Thor and savor. My fellow goblins,Today, we stand on the precipice of legend. For too long, we have been scattered, divided by petty squabbles and small ambitions. But no more! Today, we unite as one, forging a destiny that will echo through the ages.Look around you! To your left and right stand goblins of every clan and creed. Each of you, with your own strengths and stories, is a vital thread in the tapestry of our great nation. Alone, we are small, but together, we are mighty. Together, we are invincible.Let the world tremble before our might! Let them see the power of a united goblin nation, rising under the banner of a king like none other. This is our moment, our destiny. Together, we will forge a future where goblins reign supreme!

[vapid mural]

also set by Thor

[marsh forge]

I am pretty sure there are goblins that are twitch staff

[silk goblet]

Some quick links

• Chatless Stream
  https://player.twitch.tv/?channel=PirateSoftware&parent=twitch.tv&autoplay=false&muted=false
• Direct Link to Gift Sub UI
  https://www.twitch.tv/subs/PirateSoftware

[normal turret]

my page BROKE

ITS DEAD DEAD

[agile wasp]

I had never seen firefox eating up 8gbs of ram

[tardy crescent]

I totally didn't have that ready I promise

[tropic mirage]

LMAO the queue goes hard

[silk goblet]

Chatless Stream isn't broken on my end

[earnest mirage]

the queue xD

[radiant hare]

100 queue?

[foggy plover]

Lookit me dodge every single one of these gifteds FML

[radiant hare]

1000*

[frigid dust]

well, my ui broke

[wintry pond]

the debt must go up

[hidden haven]

queue will hit 1000 at this rate

[slow salmon]

this he has 12 hours to fix the q

[plain gate]

he forgot to cancel the queue LOL

[dreamy badger]

oh level 48

[tardy crescent]

Hahahah twitch go burrrrrrrer

[modest palm]

FOR FERRETS, PROGRAMMING AND STEEL! THIS IS YOUR DAY! DRAW YOUR SWORDS BROTHERS AND SISTERS, BECAUSE TODAY WE SHALL STAND UNITED AGAINST ONE COMMON FOE!

[earnest mirage]

will he been able to finish it in the next 12h yarrThink

[vapid mural]

almost 500 Queue

[opal star]

debt go brrrrrrr

[marsh forge]

give it 10 minutes

[zealous frost]

QUE IS STILL LIVE?!

[plain gate]

Twitch went BRAAATTTTT

[ripe sage]

12 HOUR MARK

[viral iron]

24 hour stream more like 72 hour stream

[ornate flower]

Still almost 12 hours left in the stream, Thor could conceivable finish the queue

[normal turret]

i think he will be able to finish it

[plain gate]

queue at 500

OMG

[mossy pasture]

Thor is insane for streaming this much a week tbh

[opal star]

POG lvl 50

[long quest]

Debt Collector will be so happy

[zealous frost]

Murder the queue

[ripe sage]

they throwing 100 subs like 1$ bill

[radiant hare]

so calm

[opal star]

[rugged jasper]

level 50 in less than 10 minutes???

[earnest mirage]

what did they say on Blockgame? Archer Broken!

[zealous frost]

I've been here for the last 3 records and never gotten a sub

[summer night]

god damn

[vapid mural]

I can only image the people by twitch and there stats

[zealous frost]

I'm kinda proud of that for some reason

[livid nebula]

lol

[open pollen]

lol

[summer night]

your a ninja

[tropic mirage]

atm 1% per sec

[weak ginkgo]

HUGE stonks

[zealous frost]

There are devs in chat

[modest palm]

I feel so bad for not being able to afford to contribute to the hype train D:

[rocky venture]

https://tenor.com/view/loki-madness-thisis-no-crazy-gif-5850034