streamchat

[late tapir]

so you can twerk if your clothed but a ferret shaking it's butt is sexual?

[steep hare]

We are no longer on Earth. We're on Lala Land.

[late tapir]

I'm good but thank you

[viral heron]

wait what happened? did they undo thee nudity changes they just rolled out?

[brittle rune]

Yep

[late bane]

put a pant on grandpa

[steep hare]

Don't go to the zoo, too much nudity

The horror

[mystic cliff]

it's now only on client side, right?

[gray quest]

Expected
Trust and Safety is a game of semantics and ensuring your userbase doesn't figure out what specifics are exploitable

[mystic cliff]

until reloading page

[mental crow]

[still quiver]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Poor dumpy.

I was walking my dog and dumpy got killed 😦

[gray quest]

i've always thought dumpy and variant emotes related to it were a very very silly thing to include to kill within policy lmao.

[steep hare]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-coffin-black-ghana-celebrating-gif-16743302

[tender gust]

anyone else get teary eyed when thor gets sweet msgs on tts? just me?

[rancid nest]

Exactly what @Thor mentioned on stream, trust nothing on the internet.....

[mortal flare]

Twitch has entered TTS

[dull wave]

Goodbye Dumpy

[mortal flare]

[still quiver]

lmao at Twitch in tts

[mortal flare]

dumpy's still on discord so there's still hope

[split herald]

still can dumpy

[still quiver]

Dumpy will live forever on discord.

[radiant hull]

did Thor not realize that was the official twitch account that send that tts?

[still quiver]

He's fixing it now.

[radiant hull]

they were in the chat for a while around the 1 mil subs part

[mortal flare]

still cached client side untill cache expires or you refresh

[still quiver]

The Twitch TTS is because of the bits promotion happening, that wasn't a human that sent it.

[mortal flare]

automated message. queue only triggers on 500+ bits, i think

so it only entered the queue for a 10k bits cheer because 1000>500

[radiant hull]

ah oke, thought it was them because they were talking in chat

good to know

[mortal flare]

nah. no sane system would rely on people trying to keep track of chats like this

not that twitch is a sane system in its entirety

[alpine helm]

good bye o7

[olive canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-its-gone-gif-4104229

[feral otter]

Atlus always takes so long lol

[uneven pollen]

[twin current]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPhU1KbhIHY
Warning: TOON GRAPHIC

idk where the original vid is

[gray quest]

Honestly

My bar for graphic violence in cartoons is happy tree friends level

not as bad as i thought

[royal temple]

@dire burrow Would you pass this on to Thor as well? ||https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/wiki/hotlines/|| (TW: self harm)

this contains a bunch of useful resources regarding the topic that was just brought up on stream

[uneven pollen]

Poor gmail

[whole goblet]

yeah mines blowing up lol

[late bane]

I unsubbed to that particular type of email

[uneven pollen]

For anyone else blind like I

[leaden berry]

About "making shorts to promote your stuff" before short become a thing. I learned about LostArk game from short and very cool short like 9s gif on site with funny things. It showed a sorceress casting fire spell in the shape of a dragon. Short and cool.
Sadly, game was sin't good

[still quiver]

I love that he adjusts prices based on regions

[terse root]

The pirate software mantra, "localize your games, localize your prices"

[visual yacht]

@minor nymphNZ price updated

[late bane]

Thor was talking about basing the framework of a dating app around personality. What if the swipist/swiper is shown a short made by the profile? Would that be enough and keep the fast pace set up of a dating app?

[dull wave]

@minor nymph would Twitch ban WB Kids? Unlike Dumpy, their "Porky Pig" is "in human form" (bipedal walk, speech..) and displays a HAIRLESS buttocks..

[fallow kelp]

i wonder how much of the 1 cent per bit he actually gets?

[chrome jungle]

why twitch do that 😭

[fallow kelp]

#streamchat message

[gray quest]

Good phrasing and application of context. I'm still baffled this emote is ruled as sexual on any level

[solemn badger]

All of it. Twitch takes their slice when people buy the bits

[still quiver]

Oh good point.

[chrome jungle]

Maybe we need to create twitch idea to make it off by default

[fallow kelp]

fantastic idea

[whole goblet]

Twitch charges 1.4 cents per bit and he egts 1 cent.

[fallow kelp]

ah ok, been ages since i bough bits, last time i bought bits it actually cost 1 cent per bit

[whole goblet]

its 1.40 per 100 now

[fallow kelp]

wack

[solemn badger]

I think it also gets regionally priced as well

[unkempt tusk]

heartbound costs 10 whole new zealanders? pricey

[late bane]

If Shaye is isfp then it would be impossible to get him to gnome Thor

[fallow kelp]

oh buddy

[whole goblet]

I want to start a fund to purchase a giant digital add with sound to gnome Thor at Defcon LOL!!!!

[late bane]

OHHHHH

Ilove that idea

you would make everyone laugh too

[chrome jungle]

I got long-term plan

[late bane]

like the whole place

[chrome jungle]

make game, release it after few years

send it to Thor

[late bane]

do it at game jam maybe?

[chrome jungle]

nah, gamejam is being checked by other people

[late bane]

ouch

plan shattered

[chrome jungle]

so you need to make good game, so thor would want to play it on stream

and after 20 hours of story line, GNOME!

[late bane]

XD the finale

[chrome jungle]

delet dis

[unkempt tusk]

ask the dev of thors next played game to put in a gnome an hour before stream and take the credit

[whole goblet]

Done LOL

[chrome jungle]

i got one good idea, i'll send you @whole goblet in dm

[obsidian swan]

Is it just me or is the golden kappa is gone? Is it only temporarily?

[rancid nest]

24hrs

[viral heron]

LUL

[mortal flare]

temp

TWO POINT FIVE FREAKING MILION?!

that's a lot of money for the noodles

[obsidian swan]

Daamn thought it was forever

[mortal flare]

it can be

you just gotta keep throwing bits at golden hype trains every 20-23h

[fallen atlas]

Ferret mansion incoming

[mortal flare]

inb4 Tharr moves into a tiny addon and the ferrets take over the entire house

[viral heron]

hey the more space the ferrets have exclusively to themselves the more tax efficient it is cos it can legitimately be written off as a business expense

[tawdry sphinx]

I adore the file names of the tasteful noods

[tawdry sphinx]

thor's going to move into the mushroom shed

[plain vector]

https://tenor.com/view/anonymous-hackers-hack-the-planet-dade-murphy-jonny-lee-miller-gif-5405051

[still quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/hackers-hackers-movie-wassup-ninja-cereal-killer-gif-24715655

[woeful pivot]

@minor nymph

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/xBNRQh4RQxhNePjJ/

[mortal flare]

not a gnome

[leaden berry]

https://tenor.com/view/high-school-skateboard-question-how-do-you-do-fellow-kids-steve-buscemi-gif-15083121

[novel parcel]

@minor nymph trying to claim the award for worst christmas spirit

[whole goblet]

NOOO BURGERED LOL

[still quiver]

Too many burgers today.

[late bane]

GNOME OPPORTUNITY

[woeful pivot]

Un-Burger

[lunar yoke]

https://www.totalwar.com/blog/message-from-total-war-leadership-dec-2023/ @minor nymph

[steep hare]

Got burgered so many damn times today I tossed my hands up and drove to Whataburger.

[mortal flare]

that's a regrub

[mortal flare]

I actually keep ordering burgers every day i watch the stream and just grab a bite every time

[flint quartz]

i would but i feel bad ordering just single meal and get it delivered to me

[silent hornet]

notepad is a database

[mortal flare]

Eh. For me ordering is just me making sure some immigrant (which is what most deliverers are over here. I haven't had a co-national deliverer in over 6 months) can make a living. I have a subscription that covers an unlimited number of orders, so I don't actually pay the delivery fee every time, but the couriers get paid. win-win.

[whole goblet]

My first foray into programming was building a quote program in excel because I got tired of looking up all the run times and manually calculating quotes. It was 1,417 KB excel spreadsheet and I still have a copy of it.

[mortal flare]

And I never order single meals anyway. If I'm in the office, there's at least 5-6 of us on the same order. If I'm at home, it's at least 2 or 3 meals that i eat throughout the next 12-16h

[mortal flare]

mine was using Visual Basic 6 on top of Excel spreadsheets

[still quiver]

Dang 100

[mortal flare]

https://tenor.com/bt4tk.gif

damn. another 69. nice

another 100!

wth

[narrow pond]

nice

[unkempt tusk]

people are gonna imprison thor into live streaming by donating

[mortal flare]

ANOTHER ANOTHER 100

[unkempt tusk]

again**

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-the-rock-rock-go-rock-lets-go-lg-gif-18455293

[mortal flare]

I mean, Tharr could easily just live off of streaming at this point

[late bane]

this cant be sustainable for wallets tho

[plush sinew]

How long do you think an uncapped subathon would last if he did one?

[delicate plaza]

Thor always complaining about the queue. The queue:

[mortal flare]

I dunno, man. I'd throw bits but I have to mind my finances T.T

[ionic bronze]

anyone have link to dumpy uservoice?

[mortal flare]

ANOTHER 100

[delicate plaza]

Watch they break the record again

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/yikes-ahhh-scared-nervous-shouts-gif-16852865

[still quiver]

lol

[unkempt tusk]

https://twitch.uservoice.com/forums/928738-badges-emotes/suggestions/47567276-allow-pg-dumpy-style-emotes-on-twitch

[mortal flare]

NG+

[uneven pollen]

the reluctance "ill start the music"

[delicate plaza]

Was crazy the other day. I couldn't do much, but did throw in 6 month sub.

[mortal flare]

gets his wallet KOWABUNGA IT IS

[split herald]

Hypetrain Happening!!!

[heavy tulip]

I've tuned into two streams. Is it always like this?

[mortal flare]

NEW GAME PLUS, BABY!

[mortal flare]

@heavy tulip it is now

[soft radish]

omg again

[still quiver]

Yeah this is new. It's deserved but still insane lol

[unkempt tusk]

not breaking the hype train level, but since november yes

[still quiver]

I think highest rank prior to them breaking the record was like 27ish?

[hollow sorrel]

The streams still on? We've been going on overtime a lot lately

[late bane]

30

[hollow sorrel]

Yea it was around 27-28

[mortal flare]

9:13 and counting

[late bane]

earlier in the same date

[unkempt tusk]

imprisoning thor buy throwing him money

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/things-have-changed-around-here-changes-adjust-shift-switch-gif-15798208

[split herald]

@still quiver 52% lvl 27 .. then we pushed it to lvl 30 to push it to lvl 55 the same day

[mortal flare]

his voice isn't failing tonight at least

[high basin]

https://tenor.com/view/smithers-money-fight-the-simpsons-mr-burns-money-gif-11757901

[mortal flare]

it's stuck at 26 now

[split herald]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-and-take-my-money-futurama-fry-take-my-money-money-gif-15195954

[high basin]

some bored CISOs on stream atm

[mortal flare]

yeah, no re-break record at this rate

THIRD BRAINCELL

[split herald]

We get a 3rd brain cell!!

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/friends-doug-chandler-work-lines-gif-18170008

[split herald]

https://tenor.com/view/stay-tuned-dab-plays-keep-watching-continue-watching-stay-with-us-gif-25433364

[mortal flare]

I sporked too spoon

[tiny nexus]

Going to be tough to beat without Gnare-levels of bits too though.

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/subscribe-like-youtube-subscription-gif-14534473

[mortal flare]

so far twitch has thrown 4k bits 🤣

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/celestev69-laugh-mayfield-beztoes-gif-24182659

[late bane]

ya gnare had like 450k bits or was it 540k

[tiny nexus]

420690 meme

[hollow sorrel]

420,690 or smthn like that

[heavy tulip]

420,690

[mortal flare]

someone has given 500 subs in this train alone

[heavy tulip]

it's still there

[late bane]

oh lmao

[tiny nexus]

xD missed that zero sorry

[patent void]

Whats the number of the heartbound ost he's playing now

[late bane]

7 (jk)

[still quiver]

Keep thor imprisoned

[mortal flare]

TMW Twitch has to pay out 2.5k extra 🤣

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/big-bang-theory-sheldon-taunting-youll-never-catch-me-catch-gif-3565766

stream chat^

[tiny nexus]

This was after the record:

[mortal flare]

bit goal is at 98%, so thar will have to throw 100 subs in too

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

Axolotl every time it slows down

[heavy tulip]

thoise don't count tho

[still quiver]

Yeah he waits for hype trains to end I think

before putting those in

[civic lantern]

WHAT IS HAPPENING. I LEAVE FOR LUNCH

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/nrb-no-rolls-barred-rosie-nicholls-strategy-gif-27494974

[mortal flare]

aww

[mortal flare]

NG+

[uneven pollen]

sub for dumpy /s

[unkempt tusk]

imprisoning thor buy giving him money

[hollow sorrel]

Almost 100% on bit goal too

[mortal flare]

it passed 100%

[hollow sorrel]

Oh

[tiny nexus]

He says that, as a joke I know, but what is Twitch's cut on bits again?

[still quiver]

They take a percentage when you buy the bits

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/twitch-gifted-sub-subscribe-johnwardle-gifted-gif-21375874

[split herald]

Sadly Streamer gift subs don't count to the hype train

[still quiver]

Thor gets 100% of the bits.

[mental crow]

@pastel onyx You hath been summoned in twitch chat 😄 - Chat are newgame++'ing again

[patent void]

Its not number 7

[tiny nexus]

well yeah but the cut on buying them then, same same

[mortal flare]

@tiny nexus 0%. they get like 30-40% when you buy the bits tho

[still quiver]

I think it's 40%.

[patent void]

At least not in youtube uploads

[still quiver]

It might go down if you get more at a time though.

[tiny nexus]

Yeah so them giving just north of 10% back is not a problem then

[unkempt tusk]

please prioritize your bank account first

[late bane]

sorry i was jk o7

[pastel onyx]

Only like 23% when you buy in bulk though.

[mortal flare]

24% when i buy by the hundred

[mental crow]

Did you spend your whole salary on Thor the other day Gnare?

[pastel onyx]

Can't pop in right this second unfortunately

[tiny nexus]

So buy in bulk and they will almost not make a profit 😛

[mental crow]

Oh nooooo

[timber seal]

How many bits is this?

[mortal flare]

100

[mental crow]

That's 100

It's £1.35 in GBP

[timber seal]

$1.72

Imagine if bits were regionally priced

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-brain-cells-cells-sending-gif-20591754

[forest glacier]

WHO IS AXOLOTL ?!?!?!?!?

[pastel onyx]

You in TR?

[hollow sorrel]

Welp, pre-gnare record has been broken again

[mental crow]

@narrow pond You hath been summoned

[timber seal]

Technically I'm everywhere at all times.
yes

[uneven pollen]

NEW BRAINCELL GET

[pastel onyx]

Lol...

[mortal flare]

@forest glacier possibly someone in a region where the price is super low and they have a very high income, i guess

[hollow sorrel]

Oh, I'm sorry

[mortal flare]

or like MrBeast undercover

[safe sonnet]

keep in mind not only did axo gift 2400 subs a chunk of those are tier 3's he drops a lot of tier 3 waves

[mortal flare]

jebus

[mental crow]

@Axolot2705 You absolute madman! You are amazing! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

Do you want to be my sugar daddy too? xD

[forest glacier]

25,700 bit dono...im dead

[safe sonnet]

too bad gnare cant help rn, I stg if we get 55 twice in a row that's just unreal. even if the bonus round helps

[narrow pond]

me

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/number-go-up-bitcoin-bullrun-stocks-candle-chart-gif-19814091

[safe sonnet]

who droped 25k bits?

[mortal flare]

I don't think it'll happen again tonight

[patent void]

The thor tickets seem to be clogged up right now

[terse root]

what tf does he do for a living

[mortal flare]

at this point we can assume that everything is FUBAR'd

[patent void]

Or im too new back to discord for it to let me

[autumn solstice]

axolotl has given about 12.5k in subs alone

[safe sonnet]

Yeah I don't think we'll hit it again today.

[patent void]

Indie dev and ferret rescue

[terse root]

not thor. lol

[patent void]

Oh

[terse root]

axolotl

[patent void]

Brain cant always keep up, sorry bout that

[mortal flare]

so, 25k bits is 332 EUR for me. That's more than my monthly rent.

[terse root]

hes spent almost 4k in USD on subs. lmao

[terse root]

all good

[autumn solstice]

more like 10k+ right?

[steep hare]

We're going to give our mans a heart attack. lmao Level 34

[mental crow]

669 * $4.99

[balmy bone]

its okay, he'll be fine

[ornate cape]

what happens if everyone is a sub? Can you still gift subs?

[autumn solstice]

ah. I was talking overall

[mortal flare]

aren't bits and subs localized tho?

[uneven pollen]

*this is the stream that never ends * /s

[mortal flare]

and there's a 25% discount right now on subs iirc

[dusty radish]

We end at 41

[steep hare]

No one knows the real Pirate Software is beating the Hype Train and starting New Game ++

[mental crow]

No, not for gifted

It's 25% for purchased subs

[dusty radish]

That's my guess

[mental crow]

Gifted subs are still 100% right now

[mortal flare]

ah

[patent void]

GOBLINS ABIDE WITH THE PIRATES!!!

[mortal flare]

still. localization? iirc it used to be?

[uneven pollen]

im pretty sure if you join, it sub's you now

[mortal flare]

then again i haven't streamed in like 2 years

[dusty radish]

subs and bits were localized, idk if they still are

I remember there being a huge thing about Turkish subscribers

[mortal flare]

https://help.twitch.tv/s/article/local-sub-price-countries?language=en_US

[patent void]

Kinda wanna stream setting up my baby system to have graphics and a game engine dev setup

[autumn solstice]

Am I the only one who is surprised that twitch did not aknowledge the record being broken?

[patent void]

Just need GOOD. INTERNET.

[oblique steppe]

Theres no way it does 55

no shot

[mental crow]

Gnare can't be here! @pliant hornet

[timber seal]

human trafficking

[forest glacier]

The ferrets are gonna be sitting on golden toilets. 😂

[oblique steppe]

ferret trafficking

[timber seal]

Bits, no.
Subs, yes.

Subs being localized is the only reason I can sub to Thor.

[fallow quarry]

This is outrageous.

stream go nuts

[patent void]

Stream go brrr

[timber seal]

I'm paying $0.35 for my T1

[mortal flare]

so, subs in argentina are $1.99

[mental crow]

@whole goblet @pliant hornet @maiden valve Stop asking for Gnare, they've said they can't be in stream

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-explode-gif-9180750

[timber seal]

I could NOT pay 145₺ for a sub if they weren't localized

[hollow sorrel]

A single t1 sub in try costs 12 turkish liras, or about 0.41 usd

[timber seal]

t1s are 9.90 lira

Not 12

[mortal flare]

$0.35 in TR. yeah, i'm pretty sure the big sub gifters are definitely somewhere with cheap subs and they have a pretty damn large paycheck (for that country)

[steep hare]

Twitch.tv/piratesoftware is actually Twitch Plays Hype Train

[pliant hornet]

k

[hollow sorrel]

Mb I was looking at gifted

[safe sonnet]

Does Thor get 24 cents or the normal 3.50 from that I wonder?

[mortal flare]

so 100 gift subs from TR are like $35

[mental crow]

@hollow fractal Stop asking for Gnare, they've said they can't be in stream

[timber seal]

Gifteds are also 9.90

[timber seal]

He gets 24 cents

[hollow sorrel]

Wuh

[timber seal]

I've asked him before

[mortal flare]

@safe sonnet 24

[mental crow]

@lament briar Stop asking for Gnare, they've said they can't be in stream

[hollow sorrel]

No theyre 12 for me

[timber seal]

Skill issue

[mortal flare]

the streamer gets paid based on where the sub came from

[timber seal]

https://light-theme-hurts.my-ey.es/7VmaoWN.png

[mortal flare]

so a US sub is worth more than a sub from TR or AR

[timber seal]

You're on mobile

Google takes their tax

so does Apple

[unkempt tusk]

THE TTS

[hollow sorrel]

Oh

Makes sense then

[autumn solstice]

for everyone doubting: remember, we slowed down around this point 2 days ago. Yet the closer we came the faster it went

[mortal flare]

yeah. transaction has to go through the app store

and the app store takes its fat cut

[autumn solstice]

although it's getting dangerously close now

[safe sonnet]

RIP

[mortal flare]

not happening

too clutch

[autumn solstice]

axolotl clutch

[mortal flare]

LOL

THE UI IS BROKEN

[safe sonnet]

ITS SO LAGGY

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/run-running-away-gif-9278622

[fallow quarry]

sometimes I just refresh

and it fixes it

[mortal flare]

THE UI IS BEHIND WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[safe sonnet]

level 36 92% 3 minutes LOL

[obsidian swan]

Chat is broken, stream is frozen ahahha

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-hug-death-you-died-furry-hug-gif-26495496

twitch ui

[patent void]

Well, since I seem to be hiding fairly well right now, im gonna try finishing my linux flavored linux. Wish me luck and ferrets

[dusty radish]

Thor's MiDoS touch needs a nerf

[mortal flare]

yeah, I have up on trying to talk on the twitch chat

[uneven pollen]

ThorBotNet /s

[mortal flare]

it just jumped from 5% to like 84% on my screen

someone threw 30k bits

[mental crow]

People need to stop asking for Gnare though... nicely speaking, you're trying to force people to spend their hard earned money... that's not good

[autumn solstice]

^

[dusty radish]

I've been refreshing the page every 2 min

[mental crow]

If you want to support the stream, and help this, put the money in yourself

[mortal flare]

level 36 complete

lol the goblins have borked the API

[steep hare]

BREAK IT GOBLINS :3

[ashen lance]

why they tryna get gnare to destroy perfect number

[mortal flare]

goblins gonna gob

[ashen lance]

PERFECT NUMBER

[narrow pond]

Yeah

[mental crow]

I'm not in a position to spend $5000 on Thor unfortunately, so I won't be forcing anyone else to. I tagged Gnare because he was summoned, and stated that he couldn't join stream. That's where it should have ended.

[narrow pond]

The number is perfect he did his part

[mortal flare]

axolot 769 subs so far

someone threw 51k bits

[unkempt tusk]

7 more bits would be even more perfect tho

[mental crow]

^

[steep hare]

https://tenor.com/view/ron-swanson-parks-and-rec-its-so-beautiful-gif-15644547

[mental crow]

I agree with that statement

[ashen lance]

at this rate twitch will be biggest bit spender

[forest glacier]

🙂

[mortal flare]

Bezos is crying at this point

[ashen lance]

does twitch gain back 30% of their bits?

[mortal flare]

bit goal at 140%

[safe sonnet]

no

[mental crow]

No lol

[safe sonnet]

the fee is on the user's end

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/perhaps-you-should-no-longer-be-a-prime-member-jeff-bezos-south-park-banned-amazon-prime-gif-19503299

[safe sonnet]

100% of bits go to the streamer

you pay the fee at purchase

[ashen lance]

ahh nice

[autumn solstice]

they still pay taxes over it though

[safe sonnet]

also, bits are more cost effective when it comes to supporting the streamer

[safe sonnet]

duh, that's the law, but that's not what we're talking about

[mortal flare]

yep. 1 bit = 1 cent no matter where it comes from

[mental crow]

LEVEL 37!

[dusty radish]

Now that the tier system has been confirmed to contribute, the T3 and T2 gifts are spilling in

[mental crow]

OMG

I don't know how on earth Thor is remaining so calm

[frail tide]

This is nuts

[mental crow]

This would 100% break me

[autumn solstice]

he sounds calm to you?

[dusty radish]

Thor's not calm at all

[mental crow]

I wouldn't know how on earth I'd handle this

[autumn solstice]

well, he cried last time...

[mortal flare]

@mental crow i bet he's borked inside at this point

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-panic-anxiety-scared-cats-gif-27482371

[ashen lance]

idt he know what to do with his emotions atm

[safe sonnet]

40 TIER 3S

[unkempt tusk]

my cat just turned over and curled in his paws, this past 10 minutes have been amazing

[ashen lance]

it'd be extremely overwhelming

[steep hare]

We're going to give this dude a heart condition. His ticker has been working overdrive the last two weeks. LOL

[mortal flare]

JESUS FUNK

[uneven pollen]

40 teir 3 , holy

[ornate cape]

hype train optimisation with the tier 3 subs going on

[gusty onyx]

so, we doing this again?

[mortal flare]

level 38 complete

[heavy tulip]

how much does a tier 3 cost?

[dusty radish]

$25

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/goblin-gif-22349628

[mortal flare]

$25 in the US*

[dusty radish]

I think it's $5, $10 and $25 for each respective tier

[gusty onyx]

winter fox goblin

[ashen lance]

srry in singapore

[mental crow]

40 Tier 3 = $24.99 - That's an insane number

[unkempt tusk]

just a straight 1K in subs

[safe sonnet]

I wonder if localized pricing messes with the hype train?

[mortal flare]

another 100 subs

[autumn solstice]

New record is seeming more and more possible

[mortal flare]

i'm hesitant tbh

[autumn solstice]

I said more, not certain

[ashen lance]

what happens if we run out of followers to gift subs?

[hollow sorrel]

🤔

[forest glacier]

😂 THIS is my twitch chat now

[unkempt tusk]

for what

[mental crow]

Gift subs don't just go to followers

[steep hare]

About roughly $800 USD

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/call-calling-dial-up-internet-modem-gif-8187684

[gusty onyx]

stress testing AWS

[mortal flare]

that 55 179% will be broken

[dusty radish]

It's funny to watch Twitch climb in bits

[delicate plaza]

Ugh. I want to throw money but paycheck isn't until next week 😢

[ashen lance]

i guess it's so rare for it to go to a non-follower that ive never seen it b4

[dusty radish]

Currently #2 for most bits

[mortal flare]

@gusty onyx AWS infra is actually pretty resiliant. it's the CDN that'll shit itself

[unkempt tusk]

twitch breaking makes me happy enough lol

[frail tide]

I'm making a bongos wall ...

[ashen lance]

i only just paid my uni fees lol

[fossil vessel]

these trains makes me uncomfortable on so many levels... 😕

[unkempt tusk]

why?

[mental crow]

@pastel onyx I'm having to tag you in this, because I'm genuinely curious... what are you going to do if Twitch overtakes you in bits on the leaderboard lol

[mortal flare]

maaan, twitch breaks so easily it's not even an achievement

[heavy tulip]

100 tier two

[uneven pollen]

100 tier 2 0.o

[autumn solstice]

how big is the chance that the reported train is like 1-2 levels begind?

[mortal flare]

I had a level 3 hype train once and almost cried

[solid brook]

@autumn solstice pretty good chance atm

[dusty radish]

I personally think Gnare shouldn't donate another bit on that account

[mental crow]

@autumn solstice If you refresh, it'll update

[mortal flare]

I have no idea how Thor isn't bawlling at level 39

[fossil vessel]

Its called a scam train for a reason... I'm afraid ppl are spending money they dont have. and that makes me very uncomfortable...

[flint quartz]

[dusty radish]

The 420,690 is such a good number

[autumn solstice]

I'm saying everyone is behind. We have already seen api lag

[unkempt tusk]

@minor nymph one of the 100 gifted was tier 2 subs

[narrow pond]

twich is not letting me gift more subs 😦

[gusty onyx]

7 more bits for the ultimate meme

[ashen lance]

god dangit

[autumn solstice]

you were planning on doing MORE?

[gusty onyx]

Hello goblin king

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/hype-gif-25972342

[steep hare]

This is why I (and anyone else throwing big money) do things anonymously. Please stop tagging the dude.

[ashen lance]

my screencap lagged, couldnt get the yall are all unhinged

[narrow pond]

why not

[hollow basalt]

bro how big of a bomb were you prepped to drop

[hidden haven]

I GOT CALLED HERE FROM THE NOTIFICATION

[mental crow]

I agree with this statement wholeheartedly. I dropped 100 bits, because I want the emotes from the hype train... I've been there spending money I don't have 😦

[uneven pollen]

LVL 40 OVER THE HUMP

[safe sonnet]

another account?

[gusty onyx]

ferrets going to eat good

[safe sonnet]

try bits?

[narrow pond]

naah I wanna get a funny number

[hollow basalt]

Is twitch blocking you or your bank?

[narrow pond]

not letting me

[mortal flare]

is it 777,777?

[hollow sorrel]

Ferrets are going to eat gold coated wagyu beef at this point

[ashen lance]

969?

[narrow pond]

not the bank

[autumn solstice]

@minor nymph at this point, does @narrow pond deserve a challenger badge?

Twitch might be afraid you are using a stolen card

[quasi raptor]

PirateSoftware Publishing house seems a little more attainable with each of these hype trains

[safe sonnet]

im guessing twitch has a cap how much did you spend?

[analog pewter]

This is just crazy, but as someone said earlier. Really hope people aren't spending money they don't have

[narrow pond]

noo gnare did so much more

[mental crow]

<@&362005405901127710> @minor nymph Can we please make this clear to EVERYONE in the community, not to spend money they don't have. I don't want to see people getting into debt over trying to NewGame+ this record. I've been there before, I don't want to see people povetrise themselves by trying to do this.

I need this seen, and this NEEDS to be re-shared in news

[mortal flare]

55 not gonna happen. i'm calling it.

[hidden haven]

you hope? xD

[obtuse acorn]

man im so glad that the first stream i caught was the Wednesday stream now this

[analog pewter]

Shit missed the Aren't xD

[narrow pond]

maybe

[uneven pollen]

will he cry, two times

[ashen lance]

might be flagged for laundering lol

[main ruin]

We don't have write access to #news

[frail tide]

@thick ledge Seriously unhinged ...

[mental crow]

Can you make sure that Thor sees this then please @main ruin

Please

That's all I ask

[main ruin]

I'll try my best

[timber seal]

God damn Gnare

[gusty onyx]

gnare with the 50k

[pastel onyx]

🙂

[mental crow]

God-damn it Gnare

[mortal flare]

i went to bed thinking that thor was just gonna end stream soon. came back to find out the goblins broke twitch.

[ashen lance]

RIP PERFECT NUMBER

[solar crypt]

my twitch is so laggy rn

[hidden haven]

lmao

call bezos

[obtuse acorn]

the goblins hoard gold so we have the funds

[unkempt tusk]

oh crap

[mental crow]

I guess that answers that question

[pastel onyx]

LOL

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/axolotl-smile-happy-cute-animal-smiling-gif-12642274

[gusty onyx]

looks like @narrow pond got it through

[ashen lance]

NOOOO

[narrow pond]

fixed it

[safe sonnet]

we're back

[quick dagger]

Gnare and Axolot you guys are crazy.

[autumn solstice]

axolotl another hunderd

[hollow basalt]

Gnare and Axolot back on it

[analog pewter]

Axolot, you're crazy man

[narrow pond]

noooo

[gusty onyx]

just need to make it 777 777

[ashen lance]

howd you get it fixed?

[obtuse acorn]

actually insane

[unkempt tusk]

i should really make food for this spectacle

[flint quartz]

[hidden haven]

time for 690420

[harsh viper]

gnare is back

[narrow pond]

I donno just fixed itself

[mortal flare]

Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ

[whole goblet]

GNARE IS HERE!!!!!

[obtuse acorn]

gnare going crazyyy

[ashen lance]

time gated possible

[mental crow]

No, Gnare needs to 696969 if anything at all

[analog pewter]

we're entering NG+++ now

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/the-comback-gif-27288284

[autumn solstice]

fr

[late bane]

we getting carried....

[mortal flare]

someone needs to make these people some damn statues, damn.

[steep hare]

https://tenor.com/view/i-declare-bakruptcy-bankrupt-yelling-announce-declare-gif-15663557

[late bane]

but its not sustainable

[analog pewter]

I'm just sitting here watching this whole thing go down while playing the tetris theme on my guitar on repeat

[harsh viper]

golden ferret prize

[mental crow]

But please please please, and this goes to ALL of the goblins here, DO NOT SPEND MONEY YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SPEND.

[heavy kindle]

Thor gonna have to explain to the Tax man '...You see, there are theese goblins...'

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/yall-wild-malik-tosin-morohunfola-friend-request-youre-crazy-gif-17786053

[harsh viper]

I threw in one sub for the emote

[uneven pollen]

keep being you yall

[thick ledge]

@mental crow done

[autumn solstice]

@mental crow a message got pinned

[mortal flare]

what level is it even on?

[hollow sorrel]

[autumn solstice]

42 (in my ui)

[gusty onyx]

the stream is breaking again

[mortal flare]

41? 42? it just borked for me completely

[hollow basalt]

42

[modest shuttle]

My chat is constantly dying... lol

[hidden haven]

thanks man

[mental crow]

Thank you so much @thick ledge - Not that many people will care about it, but I'm making it clear, we all care, and I don't want to see people ruin their lives just for a stupid hype-train

[hidden haven]

i can spend it and clearly axolot and gnare can spend it even more, i am not sure about most of people :d

[frail tide]

Same here ... Egads!

[heavy kindle]

I see it on level 42

[hollow basalt]

Axolot has already gifted 809 subs

[pastel onyx]

I had to refresh my browser several times last time -- the browser can't even keep up with the hype

[hollow basalt]

holy shit

[uneven pollen]

level meaning of life

[steep hare]

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-smacking-credit-card-on-table-gif-21340324

[thick ledge]

another thing you all should know: hype trains do not contribute towards mods, i see alot of misunderstanding zip by in there

[pastel onyx]

my chatterino is also stressed out

[mortal flare]

@hollow basalt 909 actually

[steep hare]

Mods, we love you, but you can survive on Cheerios. This is for Thor. :3

[mental crow]

@thick ledge I reckon if we ask Thor nicely, he can donate a % of the twitch payout this month to Mods...

[steep hare]

lol

[proven carbon]

You might want to have the “don’t spend money you don’t have” on the screen as a text blurb

[hollow basalt]

yup

[autumn solstice]

that's what we dont want

[misty needle]

The biggest

[dull leaf]

I have to close everything else but the stream and Chatterrino

[mortal flare]

@steep hare nah. this is for the noodles

[steep hare]

100%

[thick ledge]

@mental crow probably not, then he would have to file employee paperwork OMEGALUL

[main ruin]

I wish

[frail tide]

Do you take third party out of state checks? 😉

[unkempt tusk]

we beat peach cobbler pie

[solar crypt]

[mortal flare]

OH SHIT GNARE IS HERE

[narrow pond]

gnare you madlad

[quick dagger]

Gnare good god

[analog pewter]

What the hell is going on here

[uneven pollen]

nice car @pastel onyx

[pastel onyx]

thx!

[steep hare]

Hope it's a GT3!

[thick ledge]

seriously thank you though for all your extreme generosity

[autumn solstice]

Gnare you going for a second badge?

[steep hare]

Love me one

[hidden haven]

Keep Thor's heart intact please xD

[thick ledge]

especiall you, you mad man @pastel onyx

[analog pewter]

This is just amazing

[burnt ember]

dude every time I run off to do something (Wednesday was Titanfall 2, today is learning Unity) I come back to this...

[narrow pond]

sory my mistake responded to the wrong chat

[unkempt tusk]

if you dont mind my asking, what in the world do you do for a job to have this much money

[thick ledge]

the ferret charity has been advanced for years thanks to all you guys' giving

youll save alot of little fuzzy lives

[ornate cape]

Its gotten to a point where the twitch streaming delay is smaller than the chat lag

[steep hare]

New Game+++ beating the hype train as if we're one shotting Elden Ring bosses.

[pastel onyx]

Oh I good, but I appreciate the concern! It's good to always remind ppl.

(I do this sort of thing across twitch 🙂 )

[heavy kindle]

right? ferret mannor here we go

[uneven pollen]

make that man tweet !

[thick ledge]

[mortal flare]

@thick ledge now we wait for the Thor moving out stream because the entire house belongs to the ferrets.

[main ruin]

The ferrets are eating good

[main ruin]

Swimming in money

[uneven pollen]

raw stakes for every one!

[safe sonnet]

I am curious if you don't mind answering what is the single biggest cheer in one message you've ever done?

[unkempt tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-mario-money-pool-rich-gif-3701774008218813782

[thick ledge]

we are eternally grateful to all of you for your contributions

[ashen lance]

50k limit?

[late bane]

100k prob

[thick ledge]

o7

[autumn solstice]

tweet might help. Otherwise, I'm doubting

[thin palm]

Zafaroth is right. yall are unhinged lol

[frail tide]

o7

[steep hare]

https://tenor.com/view/picsou-scrooge-duck-coins-gold-gif-6105586 Thor a month from now

[autumn solstice]

I have seen Gnare do 100k bits

last time

[safe sonnet]

the limit is 4.1 million bits

[ashen lance]

osht

[main ruin]

Scrooge McFerret more like

[thick ledge]

ive seen gnare do multiple 100k bits

[safe sonnet]

obviously that is ludicurous lol

[quick dagger]

Honestly it's amazing seeing the massive amount of support.

[analog pewter]

Chat is really going for that extra brain cell

[lament briar]

@mental crow Hey man it was just a meme lol

[proven carbon]

Lvl 43 is already a wild ride for anyone

[mortal flare]

Axolot with another 100

[thin palm]

Axolotl.... HOW????

[mortal flare]

that's what, 1009?

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/the-comback-gif-27288284

[untold drum]

Absolute madlad

[thin palm]

bro.....

[hollow basalt]

the mad man

[burnt ember]

place your bets on how high this goes

[ashen lance]

gunna need an axolotl and gnare emote

[mental crow]

This is going to 55 at this rate

[mortal flare]

twitch just used 1167 bits bwhahahahahahahahahahahha

[ashen lance]

all my money went into gambling and uni soooooo

[safe sonnet]

I think we're going to fall juuust short

[steep hare]

@narrow pond You going to be a street walker if you keep this up lol

[thick ledge]

we know, dont worry. just some people in the chat are throwing bits and such with messages like "feed the mods" so its important to be clear

[safe sonnet]

but idk

its going crazy

[mental crow]

He just said it in stream.

I'm happy

[mortal flare]

Jebus. Axolot has given out more subs in a single train than I've ever had in 2 years of streaming. total

[steep hare]

For sure. I hope no one is being irresposible. 😦

[rotund trout]

definitely better than us mods

[delicate plaza]

Me at the end with my 5 gift subs

[autumn solstice]

I love how the amount of viewers go up during hypetrains. Some people truly just come to maybe get a sub

[mental crow]

You guys have to live off coco pops for the month @rotund trout

[brittle rune]

Said what? Twitch is struggling to even load properly for me right now

[pastel onyx]

btw sent you a DM real quick

[mortal flare]

@rotund trout y'll gonna have to survive on jeez-its

[ashen lance]

363 subs for lv44

[main ruin]

Ferrets can't eat Pho

[unkempt tusk]

https://x.com/piratesoftware/status/1735736340862603634?s=46&t=QulDz3l6hNvUFjFEtGPaJw

[thick ledge]

sure thing gnare

[mental crow]

The "Don't spend money you don't have, please"

[narrow pond]

I think we can hit 50

[burnt ember]

several people in the reddit thread were "complaining" that thor has the difficulty set to easy. Anyone know what it actually is?

[mental crow]

It's set to Easy

[proven carbon]

mobile is strong and steady during this whole thing for me

[brittle rune]

Oh yeah that's important!

[unkempt tusk]

did my twitter links break? it hasnt shown the imbed recently

[pastel onyx]

Definitely set to easy

[mental crow]

He's not changed it higher, there's no point in raising the difficulty

If a hype train happens, it happens

[pastel onyx]

twitter breaks them, usually (honestly)

[rotund trout]

I don't even know what that is

[delicate plaza]

lol

[mortal flare]

@rotund trout y'kno those communion wafers?

[delicate plaza]

Jeezits

[mortal flare]

Thor talked about them earlier in the week.

[mortal flare]

yes. that.

[uneven pollen]

Ride this till the end.

[rotund trout]

I feel so appreciated 🥲

[nocturne belfry]

Thor is going to have 3 new shirts after this one

[fringe zephyr]

can memes about the stream go here?

[mental crow]

We've been trying to get that message across. As nice as people are to drop money, I've been in that position where I've spent WAY more than my income, then basically put myself into poverty for the whole month... I NEVER want to see anyone else in that position

[brisk sparrow]

pretty sure thor has it on the hardest difficulty

[safe sonnet]

yes

[ashen lance]

gotta save money for hoyoverse games

[brisk sparrow]

could be wrong tho

[uneven pollen]

Twitch "hold my wallet"

[unkempt tusk]

it can, especially if its relevant to what is going on currently but #memeposting is the usual spot

[heavy kindle]

I see level 44 at 67%

[steep hare]

Buy him new shirts!

[brittle rune]

Same boat here so it's absolutely understood!

[safe sonnet]

1 minute left

[mortal flare]

it's ok. someone may have anon donated like $3k on pally today. unless that was also an exploit. hope it wasn't.

[main ruin]

It was fake unfortunately

[ashen lance]

think the 3k is legit

[thick ledge]

it was fake

[mortal flare]

44 and 69% on my side

[hollow sorrel]

[unkempt tusk]

that sucks

[obtuse acorn]

gotta try and bankrupt Bezos

[ashen lance]

rip

[plain vector]

when we zeroed our 401ks and took out second mortgages on Wednesday... what do we do today?

[mortal flare]

booo! 😦

[safe sonnet]

25 seconds

[unkempt tusk]

theres a typo bc its a shitton

[mortal flare]

someone throw me the link for pally please

[mortal flare]

does it even still work?

[thin palm]

i refresh every now and then just to make sure the hype train tracker is accurate

[quick dagger]

These levels get insane.

[fringe zephyr]

nooo wrong one. forgor to put his profile pic

[mental crow]

HOLY SHIT GNARE

[thick ledge]

[analog pewter]

Axolot just sitting there sending 100 subs everytime it's about to go out

God damn Gnare!

[mental crow]

<@&362005405901127710>

[thick ledge]

we saw, haha

[main ruin]

POG

[narrow pond]

gnare with the save

[main ruin]

Holy shit @pastel onyx you madman

[heavy kindle]

https://pally.gg/tip/piratesoftware

[hidden haven]

mods gonna eat good this onth 🥰 well deserved

[quick dagger]

Absolute madlad

[thick ledge]

do not feel obligated! we appreciate you guys

[uneven pollen]

@pastel onyx be like

"What, it's the holidays"

[main ruin]

This

[terse root]

i fuckin love this community

[thick ledge]

but if youd rather give money to ferrets

[mortal flare]

thanks

[thick ledge]

do that

[hollow basalt]

Can we really manage 10 more levels?

[mental crow]

MODS GET TO EAT STEAK!

[rotund trout]

[delicate plaza]

Remember when Thor as a joke made that sub goal 😄 😄 😄

[rotund trout]

with green beans!

[mental crow]

(Or Broccoli if Vegan/Vegetarian)

😄

[rotund trout]

but... don't forget the ferrets!

[hidden haven]

Man I remember when thor set a theoritical goal to get to #7 on most subbed and he's ONLY 5k awayl mao

[narrow pond]

yea

[thick ledge]

I want to be super clear, i only ment to clear a misunderstanding i saw in the chat, we are in no way asking you to send us anything

[ashen lance]

@pastel onyx

[mental crow]

$2000?!?!

[uneven pollen]

Good guy @pastel onyx

[hollow sorrel]

Is the 2k real?

[steep hare]

FILET MIGNON AND WELLINGTONS FOR THE MODS <@&362005405901127710>

[hollow basalt]

@pastel onyx holy shit

[forest glacier]

tubby started it but got rekt by axolotl lol

[narrow pond]

madlad

[pastel onyx]

Yes

[proven carbon]

[mental crow]

HOLY, GNARE

[hollow sorrel]

[obtuse acorn]

GNARE OML

[analog pewter]

Wow!

[unkempt tusk]

second one

[main ruin]

That's absolutely insane

[mental crow]

Please don't bankrupt yourself

[quick dagger]

This community is just

[weary nebula]

I get to eat pizza?!

[pastel onyx]

I gotta run to lunch, folks -- keep the hype real! 😉

bbl8r

[safe sonnet]

HOLY SHIT GUYS

[quick dagger]

Gnare you're a legend.

[steep hare]

Don't ever take me gambling with you dude. I'm a bad influence. LMAO

[unkempt tusk]

please eat something worthy of all this money

[delicate plaza]

😛

[safe sonnet]

#7 english subs

[heavy kindle]

I think the donate to pally hit Thor more emotionally lol

[thick ledge]

no seriously lmfao

[barren drift]

The train was showing as "You are about to beat your record"

[thick ledge]

i feel very guilty, do not give money to mods if you do not want to

[flint sinew]

Well damn

[thick ledge]

i just ment to clear a misunderstanding

[safe sonnet]

not all of the platform yet, but for ENGLISH we are #7

[paper anvil]

How does he have 0 Prime subs?

[mortal flare]

shut it.

[mental crow]

I don't wanna pay you @thick ledge - You smell funny 😄

[safe sonnet]

site is borked

[thick ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/stillesque-gif-25544374

[steep hare]

https://tenor.com/view/ted-how-can-you-have-any-pudding-if-you-dont-eat-your-meat-meat-pudding-gif-18558982

[brisk sparrow]

15th globally

[gusty onyx]

for the third braincell!

[uneven pollen]

Twitch server

[main ruin]

Personally thank all of you who donated to the pally all of you are a great bunch of people

And also thank you who donated to Thor and the Ferrets

[rotund trout]

OR if you don't have it!!!

[untold drum]

Hype train is broken lmao

[mental crow]

You guys are going to have an amazing christmas, whether you like it or not mods!

[mortal flare]

my xmas bonus has been well spent this year

[mental crow]

Not gunna lie, kinda emotional to be a part of this again

[steep hare]

So far the mods have been extremely friendly and understanding of the chaos. Hopefully any little amount helps. 🙂

[maiden valve]

too poor to gift so just resorting to spam three´s

love you all

[delicate plaza]

I wish I got a christmas bonus. Maybe next year 🙂

[mortal flare]

The mods deserve recognition. Dealing with the goblins ain't easy

[main ruin]

We appreciate all of you regardless of donation - You're all amazing

[narrow pond]

true

[ashen lance]

i dont get bonuses unless people buy games ive worked on><

[steep hare]

BUY HIM NEW SHIRTS!

[hidden haven]

if youy add current ones from stream it will get to #11

[obtuse acorn]

so much for getting through the queue

[mortal flare]

@delicate plaza my xmas bonus was a whole $60 that i had to pay tax on

[heavy kindle]

I vote for new pants/ jamms bottoms

[nocturne belfry]

That bit goal though

[thick ledge]

[autumn solstice]

Is it just me or does this train feel more sub centric instead of the last one which was very bit centric?

[mortal flare]

bit goal go bloop.

[unkempt tusk]

i think thor said he hasnt gone to get his eyes checked in a while so i vote for new glasses

[delicate plaza]

Ooof. I guess getting 2 weeks off, with holiday pay (cuz my department can't just not be gone for 2 weeks) plus this snazzy new company sweater I just got today is bonus

[barren drift]

Poor Thor will end up being bankrupt from the bit goal before he gets his paycheque

[proven mesa]

Perhaps they don't want to see Twitch as a conductor like last time?

[uneven pollen]

3 more till the tweet!

[unkempt tusk]

his pay day from twitch was yesterday i think

on the 14th

[delicate plaza]

That's what he gets for his hubris pushing everything onto poor future Thor 😄

[narrow pond]

we needed to do both

[paper pumice]

I think he already sent it out

[ornate cape]

the tweet is already out

[paper pumice]

Around level 43

[weary nebula]

All of ya are super kind. But seriously. Do not donate if ya do not have money. It is not worth it.

[autumn solstice]

https://twitter.com/PirateSoftware/status/1735736340862603634

[safe sonnet]

thats like a 6 figure twitch month

insanity

[uneven pollen]

XD heard 50, im semi passivly watching

[delicate plaza]

Especially not to pally.gg 😛

[barren drift]

Next will be the big one

[mortal flare]

@delicate plaza hey, at least you have a department. my clown of a CEO decided he doesn't need an IT department and just fired everyone except for me. Now I get to deal with the entire support desk, infrastructure and everything else by myself for 5 offices in 5 different countries and 4 different timezones

[dusty radish]

Twitch officially matched 300k bits

[barren drift]

That 14th would have been for november

[mental crow]

OH MY GOD

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/to-the-moon-grabatar-xyzgrabatar-gif-25342834

[narrow pond]

https://tenor.com/view/money-shutup-take-gif-7953571

[paper pumice]

That’s sounds horrible, hope you at least got a pay raise

[mental crow]

@minor nymph !!!

[delicate plaza]

Oof begoof. Yeah, I went to school for IT. My family learning this quickly dissuaded me from making it my career

[thick ledge]

[thin palm]

you are the maddest lad of them all. i dont understand how youre able

[mental crow]

TWITCH STOLE THE HYPE TRAIN CONDUCTOR BADGE!

[weary nebula]

Well... to any kind. Really.

[autumn solstice]

Twitch is currently taking up 10% of my cpu.... I have a 13700

[forest glacier]

How is Twitch the bit conductor lmao?!

[mortal flare]

Nah. I got the big shaft

[late bane]

i did my part .....best of luck everyone

[autumn solstice]

o7

[barren drift]

Freaking 15% of my 4080 interesting

[still quiver]

wtf its back on

Level 47 lol

[narrow pond]

this community kinda saved me from a realy dark place they and thor deserve everything

[steep hare]

@minor nymph You better buy a fresh pack of some Hanes or Fruit of the Loom

[barren drift]

@narrow pond Just make sure you are alright

[mortal flare]

I have a bsc and an msc in physics with a minor in IT and a minor in nanoelectronics. And i get paid in peanuts

[narrow pond]

I am dont worry

[proven carbon]

57% of an IPhone XS is very interesting in CPU usage

[mental crow]

I'm gunna get banned from chat spam at this point xD

[paper pumice]

At that point put something together showing what you do in a day, then demand higher pay, can’t imagine. I’ve never worked in IT but I’ve heard it can be awful

[heavy kindle]

right? THor would be sad if we went out beyond our means when he wants us to be successful

[delicate plaza]

Yeah, this community is definitely helping me. Much better than last year... or the year before when I got like $15k in debt to one of those stupid zombie phone games

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/jaffa-cake-70s-cartoon-retro-snack-gif-14412934

[steep hare]

Amen, I've been in a slump from failing my CompTIA and this community breathed life into me. I was encouraged to not give up and I won't!

[untold drum]

lmao twitch conductor

[whole goblet]

Wonder if this means it can go past 55?

[safe sonnet]

I gotta chill spamming the twitch tracker link lol

[thick ledge]

probably not

[safe sonnet]

i dont wanna get taffynay'd

[uneven pollen]

keep at it, you'll get it. had mine for years

[narrow pond]

Go for it

[barren drift]

I doubt twitch were expecting trains like that

[dusty radish]

Geez, it's like 400 subs per level now

[mortal flare]

No point. CEO already knows i’m overworked. I’m leaving the company in the next 3-4 months

[thick ledge]

im ready for the dexerto article tomorrow that says "streamer breaks world record twice in 3 days"

[hollow basalt]

There's no way we hit 55 again

[mental crow]

It's been 400 subs per level since level 40 @dusty radish

[maiden valve]

poor thor, he is looking like he is going to throw up any moment

[safe sonnet]

my UI is a whole level behind

[barren drift]

You'll get it next time

[delicate plaza]

CompTIA is weird. Both my certs for some reason were very heavy on printer questions.

[mortal flare]

I have doubts too

[dull bone]

I think we're gonna hit 55 boys

[dusty radish]

😮

[hidden haven]

Is Tubby here too?

[hidden haven]

too deep to pull out now

[paper pumice]

Ah yeah, makes sense. Hope you get better pay wherever you go

[hidden haven]

hehe

[dull bone]

I'm prepared to drop several hundred more subs

[autumn solstice]

It's seeming more and more feasible. We're int oo deap

[mortal flare]

Ayyyyy

[heavy anchor]

The API is buckling under the pressure, I'm sure of it, but it's holding strong somehow

[safe sonnet]

if axolotl stops getting rate limited LOL

[mental crow]

We're going to make Thor extremely ill the way this is going 😦

[thick ledge]

mod vc right now

[barren drift]

More with the bonus bits hahaha

[north mango]

because printers are black magic and only the most powerful sorcerers can decypher the ancient texts

[thick ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/caos-bob-esponja-crisis-patricio-gif-23199341

[dull bone]

Gotta play the strat right with the subs. Already thrown almost 1000 down

[uneven pollen]

almost another bit goal

[ashen lance]

my hype train UI is completely borked, i actually cant open the dropdown

[thick ledge]

the chat is un-moderatable LUL

[mental crow]

@thick ledge Can I be in mod VC right now too? I wanna hear this chaos 😄

[brittle rune]

Yeah that's absolutely us

[autumn solstice]

save some for when on level 55

[quick dagger]

Chat is just chaos

[steep hare]

Just gotta stay focused for any potential bad apples. Y'all have fun and watch along with us! 😄

[mortal flare]

There’s a chat?

[heavy anchor]

Might have to use some of the money from the train to make a Thor rescue

[pseudo lark]

i love how i went to bed a few hours into the stream and i come back to a level 47 hype train lol

[safe sonnet]

has there been much of anything that needs to be moderated? its just a lot of hypes and 7s?

[mortal flare]

Is it not just a blur?

[barren drift]

Btw how do we link to get the sub role?

[safe sonnet]

to be fair i cant see much either LOL

[quasi raptor]

Certs are all about perspective. They are not the end-all be-all. You are more than just the cert. I've known phenomenally talented folks without a single cert and I've known alphabet collectors that couldn't figure their way out of a paper bag.

[thick ledge]

@safe sonnet yes, unfortunately

[mortal flare]

Link discord to twitch

[thick ledge]

@mental crow its more of a spiritual panic LMAO, alot of the mods are quiet panickers

[hidden haven]

11k watching too

[safe sonnet]

i am guessing your auto mod is going ham

[delicate plaza]

Ain't that the truth. This was like 15 years ago now though, so most of what I learned is wildly out of date. Luckily I got in before they made the certs have to be re-upped every year or w/e. Perpetually certified 🙂

[hollow sorrel]

People probably trust that fact

[hidden haven]

never seen him hjave that much viewers

[proven carbon]

48 at 50%

[barren drift]

Much appreciated

[mortal flare]

show 63% for me

[proven carbon]

And we have attracted several wrenches in chat

[limpid light]

200% bit goal here we go

[steep hare]

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-smacking-credit-card-on-table-gif-21340324

OK THE WIFE WALKED AWAY

[narrow pond]

perfect

[uneven pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/the-comback-gif-27288284

saw that

[proven carbon]

Responsibly

[heavy tulip]

I can't even read the wrench messages

[uneven pollen]

@narrow pond

[heavy tulip]

they go by so quickly

[thick ledge]

there are 9 twitch staff in chat

[mortal flare]

wait. wrench? as in twitch staff?

[thick ledge]

there was 20 last stream

[steep hare]

If she don't see it happen, it never did.

[thick ledge]

cant believe we arnt as cool anymore

[hidden haven]

hor should default "Thank you to Axolot for 100 gifted", at this point he's become AI

[heavy anchor]

Sad day

[heavy kindle]

lol do they have pop corn or clip boards?

[thick ledge]

yes

[hidden haven]

theyy ow have the new policy to moderate xD