#Fortnite
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i heard mari is too good at the game and carries smh
this is what happens when you use matching Skulltroopers
True dat
power of friendship keeps us winning
Did they add Star Wars weapons
Not that I seen
What are you talking about
people killing me with actual nuclear bombs
one hit and you lose 100000 hp and your dignity
What bombs
nuclear bombs
Can you pick one up
idk what gun it is
i just blink my eyes and get absolutely shredded
It’s the grenade launcher you showed me the other day
Mat you have to tap that new game button
it is when it keeps killing me
Gotta get that movement
larp worm Johnny wanting me to get killed
You were supposed to be Manon or Cammy White
what if i wanna be Big Boss instead
or is Dutch better
Brb need to make a pickle hot dog to fuel up
6 7

Imagine if Adam Smasher released tonight
tough luck bud
Maybe another day
@here Im almost off work
After
Like
16 hour shift
Who down for some Fortnite Star Wars?!
👀
about to hit QUADS here in a bit
wait is this a typo or are you at the gym right now
Lmfaooo not yet I’m about to after finish I this really delish energy drink that we both love
It rhymes with b4 
are you going to die from that
this feels a little targeted
are we gonna hop on after you finish gymmaxxing
Yeah…
Like it’s a fun friend experience
And I’m emoting
In your face
…
Why won’t you emote with me?
i'm so paranoid about someone appearing behind my back and nuking me if i stop moving for one millisecond
okay i'll do that with you unless it's some Disney movie emote
Ok that’s fair
There literally isn’t a single Disney movie dance emote in the game I think?
i have some personal beef with Disney songs
let it go might be the only semi tolerable one
but they start playing the Disney songs in the background
also are you going to bed now?
Name one
the hercules thing
Hell no I wanna play some Star Wars Fortnite maps
wait what
Well the Hercules doesn’t even have a Disney song just some background epic music.
is it a different gamemode from Battle Royale?
It’s May.
Yeah and those maps look fucking awesomeeeee
am i going insane?
i'm 100% convinced that the last time we played with you having that Hercules skin on it started playing a song everytime you emoted
is it harder than BR
i've only played Steal a brainrot + that one weird gamemode where everyone gets like three revives
Idk there’s like 10 new maps
All look very promising
but does it work the same way as BR? having 100 people drop into the map and each team trying to survive as long as they can?
Galactic War and shit
No but I really like it
i don't know why i like it but 'hubby' is just a really cute pet name
i had no idea what it meant when i first heard it but still, v cute!
i just saw a nightmare where rdr1 Dutch was chasing and trying to kill me
Yes I am
We gonna win every game
Dropping 30 kills each
if we use matching Skins
The trooper of skulls or Kim k 
Skulltroopers for that extra luck

i'm wondering how on earth you're still alive after waking up so early working for like 17 hours
Are ya winning gamez
i haven't played any games yet we have reddit mod drama going on again
but i don't really care they can figure it out on their own
Another day at the office I’m afraid
Barely going home
huh
i'm so lobotomized again i don't understand anything
mat is at work doing overtime
rip fortnite grind
universe trying to make us touch grass
Fr I was too busy destroying my quads
Reddit and mods and drama go hand in hand 
gymmaxxing vs fortnitemaxxing
How long you gonna be up 
they're always arguing over something stupid while i just log in twice a day and respond to modmail
well it's 7:20 here right now
Uhuuuuh
Discord moderation is one thing but Reddit ?! I’d rather eat coleslaw
atp i don't even know if i have a sleep schedule
but it's less hot outside today so i'll prob go hiking in case i'll manage to find some suitable tree branches outside
they're like 40€ for one piece at the pet stores and you can't even select which one you want
yea i don't really moderate that much anymore. people are super negative all the time and no matter what you do people will complain about being too strict or not moderating enough etc etc. you just can't please everyone i guess
Makes 3 of us
That is indeed the internet, your opinion never matters !!
Texas just got a nice cold front it’s so nice
but thank god i'm immune to hate comments i don't just care anymore
only pure zen mindset in this household
venlafaxine and recovery do wonders when you actually lock in and change your mindset
True
U up still or wa
My friend about to get off Val
yea i can't really sleep
Like halfway done with my game if you wanna fork nife
And also I felt that 
sure
Accurate representation of me at 2:42am
?
Let’s play Droid Tycoon
is it like one of those Roblox tycoons where you have to build walls and security around your base and stuff?
No
i'm not the biggest Star Wars fan but i can try it out if you like it
I mean that’s up to you lol
Yeah

You can’t be killed inside your base tho
And everyone seems to mind their business anyways
i got absolutely shredded earlier so bad
Steal a brainrot was kinda peak not gonna lie
maybe this one is good too
Been on the game for like 4 hours already
don't you have work today?
ah right
It’s 11
have you played the star wars thing for 4 hours straight or fortnite in general???
Star Wars tycoon
i could do some battle royale not gonna lie
i'm not telling you to stop playing it
i'm just saying that i could do some battle royale too after trying the sw tycoon out
@lethal imp can we at least do one BR match i want to try that sword thing out

idk what the hay happened but i got hit maybe once and then i died already
i had a legendary shotgun too
is thia a yes or no
this gamemode is kinda strange
It’s a tycoon
still
How is it strange
it doesn't feel very Fortnite-y
hey
no cursing
i have to try that sword out before i go insane
If R2 doesn’t appear I’m gonna go insane
what is R2
i got that offline thing in my base so i should get money while i'm gone
R2 unit is a type of droid
i shot some random player and got xp
You shot me
what
😭
i'm in the lobby right now
I know
do you wanna play a round of br while my base keeps farming
Bro I’m waiting for R2
There has been like 5 R2’s and I couldn’t get a single one
am i a bad person if i ask for a cup of coffee that has 50% whipper cream
like i don't care about the base at all i just want the whipper cream and strawberry syrup
WHERE ARE THE R2’s
very zen mindset
Still no R2
No I’m just waiting for the R2 unit
I’ll play some BR after I get R2
i just turned the game off
but i could fetch myself that sugarbomb coffee now while you wait for that R2
i'm actually but surprised that the local espresso house isn't always full with how it's placed
but all the employees look like they want to smash their head against the counter everytime someone orders something so uhh
Yes but weren’t you getting some coffee
i can get it later
There’s no rush
hmmm
okay let me fetch that sugarbomb before they close
this game sucks
come to lobby
give me a few
game crashed
@silk sentinel
Thw Infinity Blade isnt a thing a few hours
oh okay
TYCOON
but i can grind my daily tasks
you said that we could do BR after you get that R2
What are your dailies
@silk sentinel waiting for storm to change
I have to get ready for work
I will say tho- you are actually getting better at the game by playing it more.
I suggest to improve on your decision making in the middle of stress.
my jump bombs didn't work and i got stuck in the mountains
Yeah that’s ok. It was tricky shit to pull off.
i also run out ammo for that long range gun and had to abuse my shotguns instead🥀
Very important is to always know when a fight might be unwinnable for you.
all fights are unwinnable for us
Not really
Very often we get in a fight and you die and when you’re spectating I’m already halfway across the map.
Because you need to know when a fight is worth trying to win and when it’s worth to get out of it.
If you think that “oh shit he might kill me” or you miss like 3 shotgun shots.
Just get out
Legit just get out
do you think that Ark Knighst will do a Fortnite collab at some point
they could, but they won’t
i heard a rumour that pvz was supposed to collab with Fortnite but they ended up declining it for some reason :/
pvz has a better chance collabing, imagine seeing crazy Dave emote on you
but I guess they fell off too hard
i wanna be Peashooter in fortnite
i feel so spiritually connected to him
Fortnite
wait aren't you at work rn
isn't it like 2pm or something over there
Nah I’m off the weekend after working like 278492 days straight
have you slept 
my stupid ass forgor that it's saturday now
yea i managed to sleep at least couple hours last night
@vital ocean do you own any other friendslop games
Sameee I didn’t sleep much
We should be asking you that 😭 the other day I kept asking if you played anything haha
You told me you just gambled 
sorry to hear that :[
Lexis has that Ark Knights grind on
gambling slop vs gen alpha slop fortnite
we are like yin and yan
i wouldn't say repo since it's like once a month ig
but it looks pretty
it's the most rotten game inside
majority players would watch it burn than put it out
Got a crazy sleep paralysis story to tell u later
Ah yes I remember hearing about that game
I noticed this too
i just keep having these really weird dreams
i had to restock a freezer with groceries but i kept getting constantly interrupted by people asking me to do X and Y for them and when i had finally time to continue my task all my ice cream had already melted
and then Dutch was there too and for whatever reason he decided to chase me while i ran for my life
she's positive maxxing
It’s them melatonin dreams , I b dreaming about the weirdest shit
We went band for band in kills last night I was like
my dreams are so crazy long and realistic that i keep thinking that the conversations i have in them have happened in irl
what does band for band mean
a slang to compare wealth but in our case kills in forknife 
u ever wake up from ur dream while ure dreaming
yes
at one point i kept having these very realistic dreams where i would wake up, do my morning routine and leave for school
and i was just oversleeping😭
Like for example you were in the middle of a fight earlier and decided to start using a chug jug.
i don't remember this
ooh, like those things where they have a bunch of notes that are held together by rubber bands?
yesss that lol
me when i snoozed my 9 alarms
whats the star wars mode btw
everyday i learn something new
i switched to alarmy and now when it rings i have to answer a couple math questions right or it will just keep playing the alarm over and over again
it's like a Roblox tycoon but with a higher budget
alarmy
i need to look inot but i fkn hate math
but is it fun
no comment

@vital ocean not gonna lie i'm getting so sleepy that i have to go to bed
but if you want to play Fortnite later when i wake up i would be definitely down for some BR
those sprinkles took all my hp😭
ya thats fine !
hopefully GAVIN and JOHNNY join up too...
@turbid ore @lethal imp 
Working
There’s 3 creative game modes that were developed by epic.
A Tycoon, a survive Vader thing and a mini Battlefront game mode.
thx johnny
Beard
@vital ocean @silk sentinel @turbid ore
playing with little brother
Yeah, I just wanted to know what your poll answer was.
Have fun!
Weird lol
Good or bad Item Shop?
2
2
1
Good
Huzzah
My fault homie just wanted friendship time
Going gym but down after if ya on still
Let’s goo, clocking out rn. I’m down for some. @hot coral @silk sentinel
I will see if my movie is done by then
Wym
Sounded like you were implying you didn’t wanna play with us 
@vital ocean @hot coral I'm home going to shower and hop on.
Slamming weights still 
is this mf benchpressing 265
That’s good ! You haven’t been lifting long so that’s impressive
do you wanna play now?
Ya I’m down but I need to shower first tho just got home 
WHY YOU ASKING HIM BRO
get that shower
#1447647985184936069 message
check dms
yea i saw that
hop on
are you free now?
yes
can we do BR?
😂
i have to reboot my router again
@vital ocean hop on
Been inviting you
rebooted my router and made coffee
im ready
@hot coral
I’m just finishing up some Dragon age quests but I can play for a round or two after
Bet we’ll inv after this match
Okayyy

I had 50 that game :(((
for that self rev i'm always missing like 500
yea because you don't loot like me
just boss 😭
i'm so anti-consumeristic and minimalistic IRL that i have to balance it out by being super greedy in Fortnite
I’m just a cheap bastard 
we are like yin and yan
you keep paying that crazy high rent irl so you have to be a little cheap in Fortnite
exactly! ~~ i dont like the skins johnny wants me to buy most of the time ~~
Skulltroopers are look the best

Fax no printer
How can you possibly not like Kim K
i only speak facts and throw truth bombs around
i have never lied in this server
so true the skulltroopers are aura
you're the real aura Lexis
hubbyposting
oh shoot
i got too greedy with my quest
but i have to start getting ready now before i'm too late. it was fun to play together with you guys and thanks @hot coral for the revs you're really W at this game
GGs goats
Huzzahhhh yess ggs
Jervis clip that
i was about to post it lmfaooo good stuff
LOL
"what was his name again" 
‘STOP LAUGHING !!
’
Had me dead asf
Ong


Eyyy
@vital ocean do you have more clips
Who wanna Fortnite @vital ocean @silk sentinel
Playing Deadlock atm
This dude rejects a Fortnite inv because he’s lowkey playing fucking slop.
The world doesn’t revolve around you Johnny !
Sloppy Mat

preach
You have betrayed the Fortnite Creed…
By betraying the Creed, you’ve betrayed your squad. And by betraying your squad… you’ve betrayed yourself.
For this, you will be disciplined.
Your sentence: bench pressing with 5 lb dumbbells… high reps only. No PRs. No glory. Just shame.
Reflect. Rebuild. Retrn
no..
I haven’t played it in 283 years BUR I might pull out the homelander 😝
Damn you’re old
My game CRASHED
oh shi
@epicgames you’ll pay for this
MY BAD
GOOD GAME
What about me and Gavin…
Mikus always give aura
holy chills
damn near 30 kill game it was the game of all time
we may be the trio of all time
that one time i could finally afford self rev without e-begging i didn't need to use it😭
I will never stoop so low to e beg
Unless
they put re back in shop
We were cookin
e-begging is a lifestyle
You’d know huh
i'm a professional e-begger when it comes to asking gold for my self-revs
NOOO I DIDNT MEAN TO EQUIP THIS SKIN LAST SEOCND
I’m More of a luck token
If I die in fn I doubt my skills will be missed 💀
TRIPLE TUNG AND MIKU😭
Miku and Triple Tung knowing each other is canon now
i'm trying to get that achievement for using enough gold
Oh huzzah
XP grind is a lifestyle
gotta get those battlepass rewards
mike and TX3 sharing a sports car
brb
@drowsy blade this is canon now
Me when I hit gold on valorant earlier
Kill the poop log

don't call Triple Tung that
oh shit? fr tho?
I throwing dis on triple T
He’s going on the fire place
Yeah I lied about playing deadlock 
Just wanted to say a dif game
Yes I’d be ashamed of playing valorant too /jk
Triple T is more socially relevant and culturally significant than the white house and that KFC guy president combined
Valid 💔
At least it ain’t league of legends !
nah Triple T is coming to my wedding
But was it more so than vine
No 
wait i think it was JFK actually
How I felt keeping a butter knife in my drawer because I watched home alone
JFK Kennedy
My plastic WWE belt *
or whatever his name was
he is so unrelevant to me that i remember Triple T better
This woman actually slandering the last actual GOOD president of the US my god lmfao
I hit my little brother with one so hard a few years ago the plates broke off
Johnny getting trolled and baited for the millionth time
Vine was so musty
But it was iconic
Be careful not to catch a block
horrors beyond his comprehension
The claw.
read my bio pls
Cherry changa
also i'm not american so i can say that i care more about Triple Tung and PvZ than any of the presidents
uh ok
a horror beyond his comprehension
i don't want to be overlywoke or annoying but i don't really fw that word you know
niche
saving this
@vital ocean goated purchase
figure was discontinued since 2023 so guess how much I paid for her

75 close
expanding on this, peiple were selling her for 20 but without the box and I needed the box
they just made a new roxanne for her judgement day look and ima get my hands on boffem
Gavin what thing do you like besides wrestling and Chucky?
howd you know I liked chucky
also thats pretty much it
you have mentioned if before
GGs goats
@silk sentinel I fought so hard to keep you alive 💔
sorry twin i failed you
even Miku couldn't handle that storm
I was so close to making it out the storm 
when Triple Tung comes to the shop i have to buy it for you
we get bad lucks from your skins
no. but i'm so obsessed with Skulltrooper and Miku that i can't use triple T
i don't have enough aura for him
But you do.
Cap
Rockstar OG girl skin is what helped me drop 14

nevwr question one’s self
not the vbuck debt
We be getting roasted for NOT spending money on this game is crazy work huh goat

have you ever bought v-bucks before
Do u know how many skins I own
I spent at least 2 grand on that game
yea but you have been playing since 3000 bc
*2€
#OGs
God I wish
i had that roblox premium sub for like 6 years straight
and i used to buy robux too
That’s nothing compared to how much Johnny spent haha
i wonder how much money i've spent on that game over the years
if you had spend more than 2€ on Fortnite you would probably have more skins in the game, no?
I do have a lot of skins but I wear the ones ya want me to wear cause I’m a real assss mf
but it's different when Johnny does it
Only premium I pay for these days is Spotify and YouTube
but not Triple T or Miku
I actually was close to getting the snow miku or whatever it was called
paying for youtube premium is INSANE

trust me bro it gets rid of all the youtube ads
youtube is so evil that i refuse to watch it on TV
only on PC with my lovely adblock on
Aren’t all companies evil these days let’s be real here
no
it was so ugly with that lazy gray recolour i didn't buy it out of spite + OG Miku is the best Miku imo
i don't have nitro
Me when I lie
i'm just built different so i can change my banner
didn't you mention earlier that your vision is getting worse
Fake news I’m afraid
yeah i'm putting you in the nursing home tomorrow
i'm so glad that i spent like 30€ v-bucks on my Miku and some random bs when i first started playing fortnite
Miku might actually be my most used skin so far
no i got way more
like 20 probs
You need to waste ur money on vbucks 
but i like the idea of Miku being canon in Fortnite so i like to play with her
i got like 1400 or 1500 righr now
i'm waiting for Big T
yea
#GetonMyLevel
no you don't you old fart
You don’t even know how old I am lmfao
there's no better skin in Fortnite than og Miku
i don't need any more v-bucks i already got Skull Trooper and Miku
tung tung larpdere come out of your shell
Clearly never seen the Kris skin
it's missing his fursuit
me and my 1800
common Gavin W
I’m down for build
build mode is actually so poopoo
wait aren't you a carpenter irl
Where the sweatiest of sweats are

is it nice
The money is but everything else meh
I don’t have a passion for it but i enjoy it
Framing ? Part of it yeah I’ve done that before
are we all doomed for eternity
why is it always either good money or something nice that you enjoy doing
Unfortunately
have you seen that one guy doing framing with like a pair of jeans and some half rotten flipflops on with all the safety equipment missing
and the frames are up with like two nails and prayers
I see those guys on Facebook lol
i actually used facebook today for the first time in like four months
Just ragebaiting for engagement
i like to see what's happening around my neighborhood but 99% of the posts are just "hey, my insert any item here has been stolen. has anyone seen it?"
It’s always some shit going on
like people are genuinely stealing old bikes and plushies from childrens strollers. basically anything you can think of
People believe ANYTHING that’s put on Facebook lol
i really want to move somewhere else but the cheap rent is nice
old people vs ai slop
I wish my rent was 100$
thankfully i'm better than that i like consuming my slop games and slop media without AI
best brainrot is ethical brainrot
i was so confused when you said how much it was
I will say though I haven’t seen much AI shit since sora shut down so that’s cool
Just crappy images here and there
i keep constantly seeing different brands using ai for their low quality ads
true
Fortnite
like now?
petition to turn the military clock into the default system
"probably" it was your idea🥀
yes or no
because i'm craving that banana energy drink really bad again and i kinda want to get some
I can play a few games whenever you’re available
I need to do the same but for a mango flavor c4 
am i a bad person if i buy one kinder bar
i don't want to support any chocolate producing companies but i have really bad cravings right now
mango sounds actually kinda good not gonna lie
I been sayin it
i hate the weird side crumbs
mango loco monster was goood
can i fetch that drink rq before hopping on
I need to do the same rn too
you also get 20 minutes of time to reconsider your life choices about playing Fortnite with me
Get a snickers bar instead
almond version 
energy drinks taste just so much better after 22.00
@turbid ore wya
Uhhh
i wish i could only eat the bottom half of snickers
Is that like 10 pm
yes
ill be home in 20
Ok
Can you explain to me
because i don't care about the other part
if i get snickers i just cut them in half
Oh you were def one of those people who only tore and ate the cheese off a pizza during lunch in school huh
i actually really like pizza
and american food in general
Real
So fat lazy and soft nice
how does it feel to have someone larping your country
These so friggin good yo
i've always wanted to try twinkies
Right I was at Walmart last night and saw it
and hot cheetos
Well send you a care package
but hot cheetos are like 15€ per one bag here and i just can't justify spending that much money for them
But you can justify a triple t skin?!
piece of walmart
MF…
yea because Triple T skin will bring me eternal happiness. one bag of hot cheetos will bring me 40 minutes of happiness
imagine how many times i've asked my sister if she would visit america and walmart with me
Best I can do is a plastic bag 
i have like 278291 plastic bags at home
i've been dreaming about those megasized cinnamonrolls too
like the ones where they're next to each other with that frosting thingy on top
But are they Walmart ones 
Im getting more V-Bucks
W
Proof
@vital ocean @turbid ore 

Bett
no fortnite tonight
nvm i take my word back
i had to beat abuse my router a little
i literally just grab my eyebrow tweezers and ram them inside for a moment
tamagotchi style
@turbid ore are you alive twin
if it can't handle my tamagotchi treatment it's not sturdy enough
do you wanna hear my coughing + monster can tumbling + me telling Bansku to stop trying to climb his heatlamp again asmr
lexis pls
Sure 
Lexis certified Fortnite hater
but if we find some Lexis approved slopgame we can yap about ponies there
I’m awake but I’m playing rivals with a friend
im doing chores ill lyk when im on
im sorry 💔
@drowsy blade i'm too stupid for steam i have no idea how people find anything from there
stupid mummified moose pissjug steam
i don't want to play some stupid war games
how many battlefields can there even be
can you get among us for pc
holy brainrot
3D among us
are there any ponyslop games
ponytown was lowkey ponyslop
if you even went near other players without asking for their permission first they would actually shred you into pieces
I think it’s just multiplayer tag
@vital ocean do you have any games similar
To what 
friendslop
Uhhh fall guys , Minecraft , among us , gangbeasts
Golf with friends
Prob a lot I forgot lol have to check
I actually do own lethal company too
I have repo
Shoutout to my Friend for letting me be on his family share
Never played it tho so don’t expect greatness 💔
can we play among us
i wanna be an imposter
There's among us gamemodes in fortnite
and blame mat for it
I may not make it tonight squad
rip Gavin we havent seen you in a while
no one really asks
Is that an Iden Versio pfp
Most beautiful Star Wars character OAT
Out of topic but one time I was streaming Battlefront to my friend and I was talking about how gorgeous Iden Versio was and he straight up said:
Dude… she literally looks like your mom.
I guess that could be a good thing? Lmfao I was so fucking weirded out bro.
sorry
if ur moms ever feeling lonely lmk
Lmfao this guy 😭😭
I ain’t even mad at that lmfao that’s funny as hell
Iden Versio skin in Fortnite literally fucking when bro
since i was like 12 I’ve always wanted inferno squad armor.
like to cosplay because that shi is so clean
It is very clean looking
And i wanna read the book
fortnite
Is
yall gop on fortnie
Let’s get these dubs
INSANE FORTNITE ZERO BUILD UPDATE 🤯
︀︀
︀︀• "Pocket Items" replaced the old Build button
︀︀• New unlimited-use utility slot with cooldowns
︀︀• Start every match with one Pocket Item equipped
︀︀• players now starts with: Pistol, Shield & Pocket Item
︀︀• Swap Pocket Items at Vending Machines
︀︀• Launch Items: Shockwaves, MedMist & Shield Bubble
︀︀• Lethal fall damage replaced with Low HP instead of death
︀︀• You can now cut your Glider near the ground
︀︀• Glider Redeploy is back
︀︀• Unlimited Stamina while holding Pickaxe
︀︀• Eliminations restore Overshield
︀︀• Environmental cover is stronger
︀︀• Reboot Van timers reduced
︀︀• Rebalanced Loot Pool (defensive & utility)
︀︀• Improved Smoke Grenades added
︀︀• Brick-a-Bunkers added
Damnnnnn
Holy fucking shit
These are all W
After W
After W
After W
I didn’t know how active ts was ???
Wth?
I also play Fortnite btw (and overwatch) and when I scrolled past this earlier I didn’t rlly pay attention to it but it was 10k+ messages
Yeah he had a lil squad / trio going on for a while 
Lmfao
The overnite
yall hop on
Does first person not put you at disadvantage?????
I’m not sure tbh
poopoo update fortnite should get sold for this tbh
It can’t be thaaaat bad right
it is. try it for yourself
I won’t


