Vols road to nova

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I dont have my sheet on me rn💀

Ill start posting like 10h from now

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@jade palm one day ill start posting

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insane progress thing

insane progress

amazxing scores

i see all the scores

and sheets

wow

these highscores are so good

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Frfr

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can i see the sheet

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I gotta get home first💀

At school rn

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My s3 kvk sheet has so many unrated scores and i wanna grind those scenarios💀 i'll do that until christmas or something!!!

Sheet drops like in 9h

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why play s3

play s4 and get cool rbak

rbak

rbaj

rank

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Boring!!!

Like you cannot be happy playing s4 smoothbot

Or plaza

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im happy because i dont play tracking

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I play all categories

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🤓

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i just tried to play some air

and i dont know why anyone would want to play it

this might be the worst scenario ive ever played

ima grind air

i might end my life playing this

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i hate air

never

playing it again

terrible scenario

Back to static and controlsphere

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you're mid

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sure bud

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me when I blunder 205 on gridshot 3x3 by just not clicking

🤯

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Me when i play gridshot for more than 30 minutes and develop carpal tunnel

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lol fr

my hand hurts a little

part of the grind

😼

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You dont even benefit that much from gridshot😭

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idc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ia_QGuck98&ab_channel=LimeDragonBoi

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i will be doing the aimerz benches today

because i looked at it and realized it was cooler than the vt ones

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i suck anyways i wanna get acolyte tracking complete by the end of this weekend

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acolyte

what is that

like gold?

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it's jade ._. but like hear me out

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i get prophet next month

on tracking at least

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i think i had acolyte scores

like a few months back

so just get good

and pb harder

and get angelic

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alr omw

by next month a few angelic scores

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what is seraphic

like gm?

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astra

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is it?

ive got my 1 play

i dont think its astro

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yeah

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gold

seraphic gold

noob skins

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that's just not true

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only thing id take is the classic

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already got smite

thats the perfect skin

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💀

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Night market is today?

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@earnest kiln

whats uyr score

on aimlabs

thing

ultimation

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156k

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what is safe score

i want to play

[earnest kiln]

i have no idea

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and then never again

get on it

ok whats like a good score

[earnest kiln]

idk

mickey mouse scen

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is ur score good

[earnest kiln]

no

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then its ggs for me

when does it end

[earnest kiln]

31 oct

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fuck

its actually ggs for me

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Hello guys!
I love track Voltaic Fundamental Grandmaster.
Can you recommend something similar to this track only more difficult, and preferably the most difficult and longest track from the selection\

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@earnest kiln

we always together

❤️

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who is this xeafis guy

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idk hes stopping us from being together

@earnest kiln

are u proud

i pbed

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pro

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/988000883180703744/1045625405685628938/ezgif.com-gif-maker_-_2022-07-15T183109.613.gif

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wtf is that

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he's so shocked

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@fast locust

are u jadfe

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no i'm not jade😭

i'm diamond

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-viking-man-jumps-leaps-gif-10846351468786671670

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what's your lb spot?

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78

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overall?

or weekly?

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overall

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goddamn

do you think I can make it too?

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Are u still iron

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@pulsar crest lets have a snipe off

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I’m not gud I won’t beat

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No

I’m gold complete

Since like 2 months

Haven’t gotten to plat yet, but it shouldn’t be very hard.

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Bro is getting a free mouse and I’m not 💔😩

I’ll grind that thing a little ig, but I’m below 100k even

No chance

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i was at like 80k

my first run

[earnest kiln]

ye

play it more

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taron hi

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I was at 60k my first run

Is the mouse wired or wireless?

Idrc just wanna know

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wirekles

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hello

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I better start grinding 😰

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do u think i can get the moose

raron

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yeh

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if i dont i will cry

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@earnest kiln

I PBED

!

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pro

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i want this mouse

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if i could fucking track i think i would have like 175

i whiff so hard

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same

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i had like 74k

at the boss

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my reactive fell off

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smallest pb again

but i take it

that tiny pb got me up 3 ranks somehow

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@earnest kiln

pbbbbb

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i'll play later today

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how is winning so hard

im so nub

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rip blanket

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its fine because i bottom fragged and won after

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

👍

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

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https://tenor.com/view/bro-i'm-deadbro-i'm-dead-gif-17750076160133737273

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noob

dragging your team down

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u only get to call me noob once u beaten my score

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i beat u in air

noob

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fuck u

beat my ultimate moose free chalen ge score

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jade is not trying

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why arent u trying

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ITS NOT ME

@earnest kiln

i just played a swiftplay

and some random man

is buying me a skin

he said if u ace i will get it for u

hes so money

youtuber rich man

lucky me

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@earnest kiln

i pbed!

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ur getting groomed

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nah

oaron

do u think 170 is safe

can i never play this scenario again

what do u thinkings

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prbably

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hopefully

i hate it

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I spent €970 on Valorant. 🫥

Sometimes I imagine not spending that and upgrading my cs2 knife

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ive spent 7k

noob

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Cap

Send

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ur right

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Ss

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i lied

i havent bought a skin

in so long

i just get other people to send me giftcards

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How

Are you cute

:3

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i am a very good talker

i make people do what i want

u just gotta find a rich man to buy u skins

i play valorant with this one 80 year old man

hes rich

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Or woman

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You’re kidding

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Damn

Prolly from all the slaves

🫣

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Yep

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Are you the first one or the second?

Im guessing first

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I’m neither

I don’t work yet

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Dang

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Hbu?

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Im broke as hell and jobless💀

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How old are you?

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Too old💀

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30?

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16

No job

):

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Nibba what

You don’t need a job if you’re in school

🫥

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Most people my age have a job

._.

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Where do you live

Latam?

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Where is that😭

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Right… you’re from the US.

How could I forget

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Yeah

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Latam is short for Latin America

Aka South America

And middle also

I guess

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Alr

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What state you in?

Definitely not NYC

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Blubs about to doxx me💀

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Alright Maryland

I see you

Joking

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Thats actually so close to where i live😭

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Isn’t that like top right?

So I guess umm

Idk North Dakota

If that’s a thing

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That is a thing but its not right

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Hmm tough

You live in philly

Don’t you

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No

Stop trying to find my location😭

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Buddy it doesn’t rly matter

There’s so many people in a sage

State*

For example, I live in Vienna

Which of the 2 million people am I

Technically you could even find out where I live if you went to my Twitter and scrolled down.

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@fast locust how do i make my duo play the game

we played 2 games

and this bitch is gone

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I dont think theres a way

Sorry to tell you but valorant is a bad game

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i need to play more

but i hate soloq

do i find a second duo

to play with

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Its a addiction😔

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after hges gone

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Duo with the bottom frag in your next game

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It truly is… in a way.

It’s not inherently bad.

Sometimes playing a game too much + having the wrong attitude towards it just makes it not enjoyable… even if you win and perform well.

I have found the finals to be way more enjoyable even while losing and sucking all the time.

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I dont like the aiming style

Ive been having fun in friends vs friends as of lately though

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fun in friends

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Same

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TDM on Drift 1v1 no flank is the best

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Fr

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There’s barely any aim involved in Val it’s so sad

Even in CS2 you got more aim (not a lot more tho)

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Friends vs friends is a game😭

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Oh bruh

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It was like super cheap on steam

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What is it about

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You got cards

And its also a fps game at the same time

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So it’s FPS Chess but it’s FPS UNO.

Wait a sec… I have an idea

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https://youtu.be/YrEEdLBLrKM?si=EiP3hjHTNboEm2zA

Hard to explain

But theres no delay in movement acceleration

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@earnest kiln hiiii

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das crazy

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helo

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me pesonsal bested

u proud?

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no

still jade

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:(

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games fun

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I won't try it

looks complicated and I already got a bunch of stuff to do

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makes sense

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Yea

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peosnal bes

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@fast locust this is my progress thing now

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dang

):

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Hijacked

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ultimate shallenge personal bestings

yay

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Top 15 kinda crazy

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Only kinda :(

[fast locust]

Beat matty

Then its crazy

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I got cool hat

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cool hat doesent give higher score

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):

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I shall grind dynamic to prove you wrong

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@fast locust u wanna buy me this

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Im broke

And im not buying you val skins💀

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do u not see how nice it looks tho

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I have 8 dollars and zero charity money

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8 is enuf

send it over

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Im struggling to find food in the fridge times are hard

Like have you ever opened the fridge and all you had was some greens and half a cabbage

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A rabbit wouldn’t complain about that

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i'm like 6ft and not a rabbit soooo

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Easter bunny wouldn’t complain

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easter bunny a freak

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Don’t say th
At

I need to sleep

But i never fall asleep

I need to close my eyes and just wake up in the morning

How do I do it

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so you gotta be under 3 sets of covers

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it’s hot

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well

gl😭

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Help

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just lay down or something with your 2 body sized pillows that you have

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HOW DID U KNOW

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:)

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how