CAN I HIT JADE IN 30 DAYS?

[keen cedar]

@solemn atlas @spring carbon @pallid parcel @vital trout @rotund cypress @stark harness

envision

be nice to explowd

[vivid kettle]

short answer: yes

why

[keen cedar]

idk

[crude quiver]

hm

xD

[keen cedar]

u cant bully him

only I can

[vivid kettle]

darn

k

[crude quiver]

ye only blanket can

[keen cedar]

@vivid kettle go coach him

[vivid kettle]

hey ur looking very cute today!

[keen cedar]

hen eeds coaching

[crude quiver]

me or him?

xD

[keen cedar]

you

[vivid kettle]

u

[keen cedar]

hs not talking to me

[crude quiver]

MEE???

[keen cedar]

nobodyt talks to me like that

[crude quiver]

how xD

[vivid kettle]

ur cute too de

dw

[crude quiver]

you are very cute man xD

[keen cedar]

@crude quiver

[crude quiver]

?

[keen cedar]

u gotta go for higher than jade

[crude quiver]

what

[keen cedar]

people bully jades here

u dont wanna be like them

[crude quiver]

oh

[crude quiver]

ill try master

[keen cedar]

hello walter

come back to aim train walter

[solemn atlas]

hello voltaci blanlet #28 (fake bronze

[keen cedar]

i need my nickname reset

but i cant asksini

[stark harness]

Better than me

[keen cedar]

its old sheet

[solemn atlas]

I'm on vacation

[keen cedar]

@crude quiver

do u avg those scores

[stark harness]

His old sheet is better than mine

[rotund cypress]

@crude quiver hi

[keen cedar]

omg look how active t his is

@orchid light

[solemn atlas]

@keen cedar is s5 kovaak a thing

[vivid kettle]

get master in 1 day

[keen cedar]

nope

[vivid kettle]

real

[keen cedar]

s5 is in 3 years

[solemn atlas]

or only aimlavs

[crude quiver]

no i dont

[solemn atlas]

buh

[crude quiver]

hi

[stark harness]

Probably because you @ the avengers

[keen cedar]

we need more people in here

[keen cedar]

i needed people in here

[solemn atlas]

when xaron hits Astra I'll go for nova

[crude quiver]

true

[keen cedar]

he dont even play

[solemn atlas]

exactly

[keen cedar]

everyone quit

its only meleft

[crude quiver]

ggs

[keen cedar]

and i dont even benchmark

[rotund cypress]

Explowd when are u hitting astra and show blanket some dominance?

[crude quiver]

Uhmm

[stark harness]

@crude quiver whats your current sheet

[crude quiver]

when i am better xD

[crude quiver]

The screenshot above

xD

thats the most up to date on

[solemn atlas]

ur the lone wolf

[crude quiver]

one

[rotund cypress]

Are u playing consistently??

[stark harness]

Damn the pirate turtle lied

[keen cedar]

he hasnt played

in so long

[crude quiver]

yup

true

xD

[stark harness]

Why is porate turtle so sigma

[solemn atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/916195465312211027/1243285087727128808/attachment-2.gif

[stark harness]

So alpha and mysterious!!

[rotund cypress]

Are u the lion?

[keen cedar]

we need more people in here

its so dead

[crude quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-16704157274113773062

[solemn atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/916195465312211027/1243285087727128808/attachment-2.gif

[rotund cypress]

ur name is walter

How are you a lion

[vivid kettle]

ggs

[solemn atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/916195465312211027/1243285087727128808/attachment-2.gif

[crude quiver]

biden to old no?

any tips for static?

[rotund cypress]

Lmaoo bro is funny

[keen cedar]

flick fast

hit the target

dont miss

[rotund cypress]

Ask @keen cedar

[crude quiver]

oh

[solemn atlas]

You're jade your rights should be taken away

[keen cedar]

dont overflick

[crude quiver]

ye sure

ok

[keen cedar]

become perfect

become zeonlo

[rotund cypress]

And use zeeq plus 1

Thats what blanket told me

[crude quiver]

aight

[pallid parcel]

what is this

[rotund cypress]

It didnt help but

[crude quiver]

i mean i have a dot atm

[keen cedar]

eww

[solemn atlas]

dots are gross

[crude quiver]

wdym ew?

how

[keen cedar]

@winter sparrow can you coach the noob

[keen cedar]

its sooooo small

🤏

[crude quiver]

i see it

[solemn atlas]

if your crosshair is bigger your bullet is bigger @crude quiver

so you miss less

[crude quiver]

27 inch monitor yk

xD

1080p tho

ew

[keen cedar]

@crude quiver

u remember

when i told u i got my first master static score

the good old days

[crude quiver]

yeaaa

i remember

[keen cedar]

and now im gold static

📈

👍

@solemn atlas

what are the good hours to be in voltaic general

i need the times

[stark harness]

u can def hit jade in 30 days

[solemn atlas]

sheeesh

[keen cedar]

veryhe.p[fi;

walter

can u buy me singularity sheriff

[crude quiver]

1030 on 1w5ts :(

[solemn atlas]

I need hours in voltaic general to hours aimtraining ratio for everybody

[stark harness]

u dont gotta worry abt it

like mine isnt far off anyways

[solemn atlas]

I haven't been in chat for more than 2 minutes for the past 2 months @keen cedar

[keen cedar]

lies

[rotund cypress]

Kill 7 more

Not hard

[solemn atlas]

nop

why are you jade @rotund cypress

[rotund cypress]

Cuz i am a dog

[keen cedar]

why are you jade @rotund cypress

[rotund cypress]

That barks

Bro no cap

[solemn atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/916195465312211027/1243285087727128808/attachment-2.gif

[rotund cypress]

Summer is horrible for playing

[keen cedar]

akeno

[rotund cypress]

I hate summer

[keen cedar]

uve been jade for so long

[crude quiver]

i mean i could screenshare

[rotund cypress]

If i was in winter i’d be nova

[crude quiver]

if you guys wannawatch

[keen cedar]

rn

[crude quiver]

ye

[rotund cypress]

Blanket always wants

[keen cedar]

make a vc

[rotund cypress]

To watch people

His life is so boring

[keen cedar]

❓

[rotund cypress]

He only loses in valorant

And plays random stuff

And watches streamer that are way better than him

Thinking some day he’ll be that good

Bro doesnt know that not how it works

@keen cedar u mad?

[stark harness]

ok vro

[rotund cypress]

Jk

But i dont qanna play now bro its so hoy

Hot

And i sweat

[stark harness]

dont u got ac

what celsius is it at where u at

[solemn atlas]

@keen cedar one day you'll be like soulcas

[keen cedar]

okay

fuck u

i already am

[stark harness]

one day is when he passes into the afterlife

[keen cedar]

i diff soulcas

[solemn atlas]

[rotund cypress]

rn its only 25 celsius but

[keen cedar]

i dont

im ending it

[rotund cypress]

80% humidity

[solemn atlas]

[keen cedar]

I WANNA BE SOULCAS

[rotund cypress]

Why did bro go to tier 2

he was good

[orchid light]

Hey!!

Hi @crude quiver !

[keen cedar]

!

[stark harness]

you dont know about 34 celsius with humidity that makes it feel like 42 celsius

live in the caribbean i promise you

you will suffer

[orchid light]

I can’t wait to aimlab!

[keen cedar]

kovaaks

[stark harness]

theres a gadget u can use to measure the humidity and and it gives you the celsius and what celsius it feels like bc of other factors

[keen cedar]

gadget

[stark harness]

my friend used it and got 42 celsius

[orchid light]

Maybe but my favourite game ever is aimlab

[stark harness]

yes a gadget

[keen cedar]

stop

[orchid light]

Wdym

[keen cedar]

kovaaks bestest

[orchid light]

I’m telling modmail

[keen cedar]

no

dont

pleasings

[orchid light]

Okay

[keen cedar]

thankyou

[solemn atlas]

pleasings don't telling modmail voltaci sini

[keen cedar]

i hate sini

we all hate sini right guys

!

just me

okay

[stark harness]

Just u

[solemn atlas]

revolution

!

[stark harness]

Just u 2

[keen cedar]

its everyone

we will take over

[solemn atlas]

@keen cedar you think I'll get in trouble if I troll modmail

[keen cedar]

nah

should be fine

4rk might see ur messages and ban u tho

[solemn atlas]

[keen cedar]

4rk is a snitch

@solemn atlas

how do i help this guy

he keeps missing

hes getting like 87% acc

[solemn atlas]

tell him if he misses his mom passes away

[keen cedar]

i keep saying miss less its easy

okay

i try that

[solemn atlas]

👍

[crude quiver]

Yooo

[crude quiver]

join vc @orchid light

[keen cedar]

ahaha look at this noob

[pallid parcel]

jonas is that u n balonsky in ur pfp

[crude quiver]

no

xD

[keen cedar]

i dont think he knows balonsky

[crude quiver]

what

who is that

[keen cedar]

who is balonsky

@pallid parcel

[pallid parcel]

@keen cedar

[keen cedar]

@pallid parcel

[crude quiver]

who is it

[pallid parcel]

u r baldonkey

[crude quiver]

tell me

[keen cedar]

who is that

who is balonsky

[pallid parcel]

@keen cedar

@keen cedar

[keen cedar]

why do u keep doing that

who isit

who is balonsky

[pallid parcel]

baldcumsky @keen cedar

@keen cedar

can u join the gc again

[keen cedar]

Nooo

[pallid parcel]

clawnice is sad

he is sad

[keen cedar]

😠

[pallid parcel]

whatd he do

[keen cedar]

why is the chat dead

we need more people

we need atleast 500

[orchid light]

I’m with wife

[spring carbon]

😍

why aiming jad

bullied rank

like @keen cedar

get master

[keen cedar]

im no jadeion

[spring carbon]

very pro

[crude quiver]

welp

ggs

static not for me

[pallid parcel]

jade lives matter

#proudjade #jaded

[crude quiver]

what should i focus on if i wanna become better at static?

like my micro flicks or my fast flicks?

[keen cedar]

everything

just play more static

if u want someone to vod review a static run you could ask someone

@winter sparrow can u coach him

[crude quiver]

aight

ill make a clip of me just playing 1w5ts once and send it

[vivid kettle]

^

[keen cedar]

am i a good coach

[vivid kettle]

ur so good bro

realest shit said

[keen cedar]

thanks

[crude quiver]

Currently streaming kovaaks rn with static

idk if i am gonan get pb's

lol

[crude quiver]

idk if it good

VOD REVIEW?

plus tips like miss less is not good imo

[keen cedar]

miss less

[crude quiver]

yea fuck you

[vivid kettle]

well the start of your flicks are poor

you veer off direction wise and overflick a lot

[keen cedar]

can u tell him to miss less

[vivid kettle]

gotta control it more

o also miss less

[keen cedar]

👍

[crude quiver]

[crude quiver]

whats a good flick scene then?

missing less aint gonna learn me anything no

idk

better?

@keen cedar @vivid kettle ^

[vivid kettle]

yes

[keen cedar]

missing less makes u miss less

[crude quiver]

blanket says i need to get 95% acc to be better

[keen cedar]

u dont need 95

[crude quiver]

:(

[keen cedar]

but like

85 is not it

[crude quiver]

YOU SAID THAT YESTERDAY

Wtf

[vivid kettle]

its reload

[crude quiver]

xD

[keen cedar]

I KNOW

but like

[vivid kettle]

u can get away w lower acc

[keen cedar]

dont gbe getting 80

[vivid kettle]

smoke gaps me in ww scens with 78 acc

LOL

[keen cedar]

my acc is low on this

how are u below smoke

i thought u were a static plauer

[vivid kettle]

idk, static from other benches ig

shimmy playlists

[crude quiver]

code?

[vivid kettle]

i mainly do aimlabs ❤️

cuz theres hundreds of goated scens there

[keen cedar]

KovaaKsWipingDynamicHalfbuy

[crude quiver]

i like kovaaks more

sorry xD

[vivid kettle]

bro u dont get it

smoke actually got goated

[keen cedar]

whats ur score

[vivid kettle]

idk

it wasnt a bench scen just some random one i forgot

[keen cedar]

ur a noob

[vivid kettle]

:(

[crude quiver]

oof

[keen cedar]

cant let smoke beat u on static

[crude quiver]

i would not take that from blanket imo

[keen cedar]

OWAH

WHY

[vivid kettle]

BUT

im doing precise:

[crude quiver]

getting called a noob like that

[vivid kettle]

i got my jades im going off

[crude quiver]

jeez

[vivid kettle]

no more pisslow tracking

[keen cedar]

are u jade s3

[vivid kettle]

yes

[keen cedar]

wow

HOW

[vivid kettle]

LOL

TRACKING

[keen cedar]

even i got master complete s3

and i suck at tracking

[vivid kettle]

i got master comp aimlabs but thats easy

[keen cedar]

just be gooder

[vivid kettle]

also idk if aimlabs released a new update but it feels super smooth rn

[keen cedar]

does it?

[vivid kettle]

yeah

[keen cedar]

last time i played aimlabs

my scenarips didnt load

i was just in a field

[vivid kettle]

lmfao

aimlabs works well on my pc

kvks doesnt

[keen cedar]

WHAT TF IS UR SHEET

[vivid kettle]

LMFAO

[keen cedar]

WHAT AM I LOOKING AT

[vivid kettle]

HAHAHAHAAHA

[keen cedar]

THATS SO UGLY

[vivid kettle]

last season*

[keen cedar]

last season was so easy tho

[vivid kettle]

ik

[keen cedar]

omg exp;owd p[bed

[crude quiver]

WTFFFF

HOW

xD

[vivid kettle]

dubs

whar is that

diamond

[crude quiver]

ye

[keen cedar]

now imagine you didnt miss 14 times

easy jade

[crude quiver]

this man

[vivid kettle]

😭

[crude quiver]

be happy for me man

:(

i just pb'ed

:(

[keen cedar]

u need to show the leaderboards

in ur screenshot

so people can see im #12 on this

😎

[crude quiver]

okey number 12

[keen cedar]

OW

LOOK AT THAT GUY

HES SO GOOD

[vivid kettle]

ill fix this when beta ends

[crude quiver]

close to mr pA aki

yk

[vivid kettle]

wowww

im getting gapped

i got like 1500 i think

[keen cedar]

noob

[crude quiver]

ggs

xD

[vivid kettle]

:(

[crude quiver]

envision you are not a noob

dont listen to blanket

he is mean

[vivid kettle]

hes tryna make me play static again

[keen cedar]

static is calling you

[vivid kettle]

mo

no

tracking is

[crude quiver]

@vivid kettle ^ :D

close to diamond on that one

[vivid kettle]

niceee

[vivid kettle]

HAHA I GOT 1830

YOU SUCK @keen cedar

[keen cedar]

i havent playued int

[vivid kettle]

u suck

haajahahajaja

[keen cedar]

nah im about to open kovaaks

goodluck

[crude quiver]

@vivid kettle You know flavo?

[vivid kettle]

ive talked to him like twice

[vivid kettle]

ggs

i played int like 9 months ago

shimmy wanted a vod 😭

[crude quiver]

me like 10 but now i dont know where he is man xD

[keen cedar]

i got lower than my adv

is it over for me

[vivid kettle]

LOL

yes

[vivid kettle]

life

[keen cedar]

Static main!

[crude quiver]

i need 2 more dots to ghet diamond on multiclick INT

[keen cedar]

hes in ameiva

e nerca

emerica

amaerica

[crude quiver]

USA?

[keen cedar]

that place

yes

on trip

[crude quiver]

yes ok ok

[keen cedar]

or some shitr

[vivid kettle]

why does my wrist hurt ttt

[crude quiver]

mine does too

on the left tho

not my main aim hand

good

[crude quiver]

@keen cedar Minigod doesnt know you lol xD

[keen cedar]

ask if hre kmnows bonkeet

he wont knowe me from aim training

but ive typed in his chat

we getting married soon

ask dark

dark loves me

[vivid kettle]

ill ping her rn

[crude quiver]

xD

[keen cedar]

dark has blocked me so many times

i dont even do anything

[crude quiver]

why XD

[vital trout]

Dark = hater

[crude quiver]

oof

I got a PB on evaTS its 629.79 now

Closer to jade no?

[stark harness]

🔥

[crude quiver]

Yessirr

Trying to get a PB on psalmTS

Not working atm

[crude quiver]

updated sheet rn

[vivid kettle]

u have a higher airstrafe than me

❤️

dubs

[vital trout]

envision = shitter confirmed

[vivid kettle]

rs

[crude quiver]

LMaoo xD

i pb'd EvaTS aswell

:D

i am so bad tho but hey

ggs xD

Gonna try and get bounceTS to diamond

[keen cedar]

its been confirmed already

terrible aim

[crude quiver]

hi

[pallid parcel]

update sheet

[vital trout]

[solemn atlas]

@keen cedar what happened to you

did balsunky fall for the free 50$

[vital trout]

@b7d6m9n4xz2t5r8p0qw3 Please come back home

[lost kite]

Kissing yourself? Gross...

[vital trout]

@b7d6m9n4xz2t5r8p0qw3

[crude quiver]

welp uhmm

[pallid parcel]

get smoothbot jade

spam it

you can do it

[crude quiver]

ok ok

cm?

[pallid parcel]

56

i think thats what i got masta on for AL

or 47

idr

[crude quiver]

aight

ill do that then

[crude quiver]

ill be streaming it live aswell if people wanna watch me hit it live on stream :D

[pallid parcel]

i cant type in ur chat

u have verified user chat only

[crude quiver]

oh shi

hold on

[pallid parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/jumpscare-cat-justanothergamer-gif-23740743

[crude quiver]

smoothbot jade?

[pallid parcel]

you got it?

[crude quiver]

nope :(

i tried so much

didnt work

[crude quiver]

@pallid parcel

nvm beat it again

[pallid parcel]

W

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/972606007165485176/1262176823073046559/image0.gif

[crude quiver]

Now get diamond on preciseOrb

[crude quiver]

@vivid kettle Hi man look at the screenshots :D got some new PB's

:D

[crude quiver]

got diamond on it

hmmm

@pallid parcel

yay

[vivid kettle]

WW bros becoming goated

[crude quiver]

😎

[pallid parcel]

what the

[crude quiver]

idk something clicked inside of me xD

[vivid kettle]

make it click more

them clicking scores need a buff 🙏

[crude quiver]

yeaaaa

i am ass in clicking

i am gonna focus on reactive tracking first

cause that kinda helps me in valorant aswell ish

[crude quiver]

any tips to get better at dynamic clicking?

[keen cedar]

cats

[vivid kettle]

dynamic is my worst 😭😭

play it more i guess

be deliberate

dont start spamming stuff like an idiot

[crude quiver]

ok ok

[keen cedar]

m

[crude quiver]

N

[solemn atlas]

m

mnm

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-rejuicer-ohne-csgo-gif-1209442686409272423

[crude quiver]

@keen cedar Where r u?

[crude quiver]

Hi

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-ohnepixel-sussy-ohnepixel-boobs-boobs-booba-gif-26421594

[pallid parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-freaky-mode-cat-freaky-mode-cat-freaky-cat-gif-6415115193145322982

[orchid light]

Hi

[crude quiver]

Hi

[orchid light]

hi man

how are you

[crude quiver]

I am good man wbu