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how do u actually release tension to end ur flick
tier 2 overpay is like 3-8% and tier 1 is like 15%+
shit makes no sense
is usually what im chill w
kk
tier 3 n below im negotiating
how much to the tiers affect it tho
use cs2inspects and check em out in game
FUCK YOY FUCKING CHUD BOT
yeee you j see a bit more of the spots as you go down
ye
then save da money and go lower imo
almost no one is actually spotting the pattern difference
ye
yee
I might go for like
average pattern
that looks black enough
not super noticable spots
you might even be able to go sub 500 if you dont mind seeing the wear in dark spots
even bs isnt too bad
like frfr
but yeah id say ww
u dont need fn ones
even ww u will be happy with
but well worn vices
yea bro
the scratches
will get to u
wait
why is there a t1 pattern
for 495 lmao
wait no
sonion
why is teir 1 max leopard visability on here
nobody wanna see ts π
are we dead ahh
like these patterns are super easy to tell the difference on
but most arent like that
yeee its just overpay for cloutsake ngl
my op18k keeps disconnecting and reconnecting
what map is best for looking at them
to determine pattern
or does it not really matter
honestly imma pick a glove
test the wear
and compare the pattern to t1 and see if its super noticable
if not
then we chill
i dont think it matters but i usually do both dust 2 and nuke for warm/cold bg

for under 580
@hard stump worth?
knife > gloves
nihil
they look nice
help bro
sonion
who uses their knife in a real game besides after round π
and fast flank
everyone.
π

we are all stimming with butterfly pullout
butterfly stimmer vs no knife+expensive gloves chad

think abt it
I can just fraud that im rich
and not pull my knife out

silver players are not real how is that soj 19-23
and only 7k damage
gg
they aremt playing the game at taht rank
they swapped like 3 times
they were widow
then freja
dark mango aim science
soj is hard man...
you gotta like
shoot
IDK BRO
like i can do good
then get robbed like that
holy jump 63k in 2022 and 172k in 2026
they were widow then freja
i think video games need to just not allow you to play high skill floor champs in low elo
nobody should be subjected to a silver players widowmaker
put that brotha on reaper no problem
i hope the finals players i played with yesterday friended me back
I was rolling a team in qp with friends the other day
They swapped to sombra and did basically the same shit
which was next to nothing
but somehow got value out of it cause my team was paranoid
π₯
Or they'd run off alone to fight the sombra for no reason
YAAAAAAAY I THINK THEY FRIENDED ME BACK
sombra is just anti fun character
i am of the opinion that some characters in that game should never be good
NO THEY DIDNT π
like if they are meta the game is bad
faked rngdle
(mauga)
is that bad i dont really play either of those characters
stay hating nihil
wait no
to my raw talent
jealousy is understandable
tank is just a bastard role because they can go ana zen and just play high dmg comp and ur life is miserable forever
π
or they can sell
incog tab to farm rngdle
by pushing way too far
noob @scarlet elk
yeah unfortunately i feel like ow2 tank ur job is kind of just not to die
add me on rngdle bro
?
how do i do that
this match had me mad bro
π ββοΈ
Slightly better
nihil whats ur rngdle friend code bro
whos a good hitscan team fortress character. i never played this game
lets link up twin
im not signed in
wow
sniper
scout
holy fraud
anyone whos automatic?
whos the soldier of this game
check me out bro
heavy
im really like that
there is none
ur ashe needs to be taken out to the pasture and shot 47 times
im not even kidding
but they focused on me being 11/10

Only heavy this game is for burst damage
chatgbt
and when i mentioned the ashe being 6/14 i got told to "stop blaming teammates"
how do you not get more than 6 kills from just like
yes thats the joke.
giga ball torture
pressing q
bro i was getting attacked for rightfully blaming my dps
just cause i was "barely positive"
yeah
in an unwinnable match
dont type if noob
Get on sniper you wonβt want to play tracking any longer
never under any circumstance type to overwatch players bro
these pigs are delusional
No
rank check
It was the whole fucking chat
cause of me blaming the ashe and me saying id blame teammtes that left
i mean in general it kind of looks like u guys got team gapped but thats fine it happens
we did
im just trying to figure out what part of that was my fault
Stop giving him validation karsten
Genuinely
This guy dropped from plat to silver
and is struggling in said silver
have u not seen
Do not give him any validation that he's not an issue
the ppl i get
joey becoming the wiz of overwatch
i legit just had a dps on my team that was 19/23
nah wiz was a d1 crashout
dont get it twisted his team can be bad and him also bad
ive seen this brothas soldier vods...
the issue is
oh no dude my middle mouse button stopped working and now im a scrollchud
i stopped playing soldier
yeah he's on echo now
a long time ago
ohhh shit.
YOU ARE IN SILVER
bro my scrollwheel got fixed overnight
YOU WERE IN PLAT ON SOLDIER
yo
I THINK YOU DID BETTER ON SOLIDER
let him its like 1/4 the effort of soldier for 5x the reward
i can jump again
what if u kept playing the dude ur good at
echo u mean
just hit stickies and laser
Noooo
is he ranking up now
yeah i can melt tanks
When you asked me to play you only knew solider and bastion
and were in high gold low plat
oh fuck
yeah and i expanded
you expanded and started doing bad
nah
i will forever believe in playing very similar characters
until you master one
for me that's chamber
i dont wanna stay a hitscan onetrick brah
like if you're gonna play random projectile characters then just
plus when i was plat 5 i was playing echo
go play junkrat atp
i think in ur position im just locking reaper and m1 their tank
oh yeah and junkrat i played a bit
holy aura
im bad at reaper
I prefer sojourn
and melting the backline
Just boop railgun to the head
your supports are gone
very fun
yo next time you see the tech elves tell them to swing by my place
fuckin hate not having middle mouse button
u str8 up just tp or walk behind and save ur wraith for escape
bet i got u
and do that on cooldown the entire game
walkin
next time you see the tech evles tell them to spawn a better cpu and a motherboard for me
i love this server cause i can just give people advice that is not good
this is why i love you
He'd still be playing better anyways
so
the thing is
that is all.
so true
out of the 50 people who chat in this server there is like 10 who play an actual game and 3 whjo are good so whos going to call me out on it.
statistically that means its like a 12% chance someone clocks me on my shit
u do know
theres a reason i dont play reaper
but grey rolls
HELP ME BRO
THIS RANK IS HELL
π
U CANT MAKE THIS UP
ykw
ima run 3 matches
soldier only
just to prove that its not cause im on echo
dw im rich
can i get some
nah bro
send them items worth like
and a house
1 cent
could have bought me like 8 mousepads with that bro

oh fr what pad did u get
:o
500x400
yeah i saw logitech or razer i think made a glass pad for like 50$
i guess its becoming less niche maybe
guys if I can get saffron on viscose what could I push on vt?

peakness
like plat/dia
peak
i mean your tank also died 12 times
which is.... not helpful
price?
575
usd?
ye
Shesshh
let me tell u something about this bastard game no one will admit for some reason
sometimes ur team is just terrible and u cant do anything
the humble rein otp playing into ram junk bastion ana zen
(He will not be swapping)
thats what im saying bro
they just dont understand
this is why i dont play soldier
bro
the other team will be objectively better
or my team will have a deadweight
THANK YOU
this shit + madseason/platinum wow react video + peak classic
insane time
just gotta queue up 100 times bro
and some ppl will leave my matches
and i get accused of purposefully throwing matches
soldier is also just rough vs doom with a functioning cerebral cortex
u have no cc and he has all of it
bro like
"r we blaming teammates in silver" when hes 6/14
whole team got rolled btw
i mean youre obviously just supposed to be a full 2 ranks above your team in skill and 1v9 the game
like
come on joey
if a guy on my team is going 6/14
of course imn gonna say something
and salzi talm bout "u flamed their kd" when i had 3 ppl flaming my deaths
dont worry joey i had this exact same arc like 4 years ago in here when ow2 dropped
are you good now
i would post ss of my chungus fucking lobotomy teammates and entire chat tells me im ass and i need to do more
like bro
some matches just unwinnable
was looking for an example and stumbled upon this gem
im glad shes gone
+1 as fuck
Vas
Yessir ogs catdany
He hired catdany to and theyβre probably crazy rich now
she was saying really weird shit about me
i know bro
couldve been us
π
i feel like i remember this
man
werent u also like 17 at the time
Me wit speed
@hollow basalt
but I got bored
nah i was like just 18
bro literally said fuck it theyβre clipping it anyway and dropped bread

then she said like "joey probably likes kids"
either way 1 less attention seeker never a bad thing
what did i come back to
like who says that
the only thing i know about joey for certainly is that he is ginger
im sorry man
that feels realistic
hes a ginger brit
nah i aint ginger
π€₯
Imagine
ski is 
joey is black
i think a lot of chronically online people just say shit because they genuinely dont realize how outlandish it is to like
what if I was ginger
a socially adjusted human
but u can have black gingers
wait what??
so
i also have seen a certain image of dawnmoer that made my image of them even worse
wowwwww
any1 had blonde hair
i have such a specific image of joey in my mind
racism
and now itβs black
that reminds me the other day at walmart i saw a down syndrome asian kid i didnt know those exist
ive only ever seen white down syndrome people
my dadβs was like this
raw input would NOT let this conversation slide gng
but more like really dark brown
LMFAOOOOOOO
I MEAN IM NOT EVNE TRYING TO BE FUNNY BRO LIKE
Ye I mean this
comm check
THATS LIKE A SHINY POKEMON NO?
blonde to dark brown gg
chill bro it was a decision!
maybe it is a good thing this chat isnt moderated i just say shit
Damn
im sure.
was it for charity
best showers of my life
Oh a bet
yeee
sure.
hello
last 2 times i cut my hair i just buzzed it cause i didnt wanna go to a barber
I have long ish hair rn
it honestly turned out pretty good
I legit jus shower and wash it with water everyday
if this chat was consistenly modded nobody above level 30 would be here
someone bet my friend that he wouldnt and then i said id do it if he did it, but then he backed out and my mind was alr kinda set on it
mine is just past my shoulders :::
so i shaved it
if we gonna be real
I am tired of shampooin
i think ive said this nearly bar for bar at some point
because its just true
My neck long cus Iβm 6β2 so my hair is not even past my neck bro
stop talking abt yourselves its really conflicting with the way i imagine you guys in my head
YOURE 6β2???
lmao
WHAT
Long hair is meta
for the yearly shave
when i shower my hair is like between my shoulder blades bro its crazy
its way longer if i stretch out my curls
im just seeing how long i can go before autism kicks in and i cant take it
guys I still canβt grow good mustache and beard
i need to find my clippers tho
we are getting the bill gates ticks
π
so i might need to buzz it
idk where they gone
i cant go full beard either
yeah
Hi, ?
same
goatee is my usual
Bill gates released ticks to sell lab grown meat and seed oil and red 40
Grow a methstache
Hi everyone
70's creepstache
Good ol pedostache
Hi sakyoia, how are you? Static goat
i get neck beard sideburns and like mustache my actual face refuses to have hair grow on it
Pubes on da face
slow
Ur fucking profile
im great guilder how are you
Lmao
Shave bro
u are so dumb bro
The gears took a second to turn
truke.
goatee checks out
Nice, i'm fine, wrist hurt
never seen a smart guy with a goatee
No ur intelligent u just need extra time
it took me MONTHS to realize boarito was burrito
Hi
see i do thats why i dont mind it much
even if i could grow a beard i think id stay clean shaven anyways
ur dumb too dw
I look so much better with no facial hair
lol
cus I canβt grow facial hair so
i feel genuinely homeless when i have facial hair
face is too angular for anything shy of a full beard
who wanna play val
Me too
3 months in
no thanks sneaky9iron
My brother has a great beard Iβm so jealous
i can throw ur game if u want
Whatβs age diff
boaruto
umm
isnt that his stupid son
3y
i kinda wanna win icl
yes
my bro 30 still canβt grow beard
his bitch ass son
yeah lets not queue then
what even is borutos plot naruto was like ninjas and shit and boruto theyre just fighting like aliens
Hi Teaspon
XD
Hi
My bro pretty much could grow a full beard since he was a kid. I can grow a decently thick mustache but my beard pattern is patchy
Hi Blakey
heelo
yes
Hi guild master
i remember being in the 5th grade and this kid deandre could grow like a thick ass pedo stache
Hello
shit was not normally
Ya nah I look like Iβm 16 with no facial hair
but still better
than with
i need it to have any chance of not getting idβd
lmao
just give them ur id?
thats a lot of effort
where u getting idβd
im fat
bars?
27 minute kings row match...
nah man they id me for fucking zyns
Irrelevant flex but ok
i dont even remember what the fuck happened here
like what is this
Lmao
we know
!rank @peak estuary
yo losing weight is so hard bros
!rank @hard stump
I be trying to lose like 5lbs right
yall are such chuds
but my ice cream
run 10km
π»
above lvl 60
!rank boltiac
Invalid command usage, try using it like:
!rank (optional member)
Arguments:
member: User mention (@User) or user ID (159985870458322944)
nihil u been rockin that pfp since like the dawn of man
no
on my life my fastest 10km fucks on yours
I donβt like running bro
respect brother i change my shit like the fucking weather
probably
what on a bike?
i havent ran consistently since i was 12
ik u cant even run
I think Iβd prob die if I ran down the road
100m
Much less 10k
Try sprint
actual tech
If ur gonna run do it at night
my shit growin in slowly
no its not joey.
I could go crazy fast since adrenaline
used to run 2 miles daily for like 3 years straight
not to brag but i was actually pretty quick πΌ
also running at night is peaceful
whats ur 10k time
in hs i could run a 6:30 mile i think id be lucky to do it in 10 minutes as it stands today
Every time I run I get pain in my chest and I feel like Iβm dying, I have asthma too Iβm just not built for it
prolly side stitch
lots of runners have asthma
Need better breathing
u fat
I can do treadmills and jogging for a bit
Nah
But like actual running hard
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Even side stitch for skinny dudes
Esp outside
jus breathing method
my left foot is also just fucked now
I had one when I was first doing 5ks
stop deathgripping ur mouse
Thought I was bout to die
ik u still do it
low 34, but i mostly ran 5k
i do not know what deatgripping even feels like icl
Tense ur hand
ok thats not actually bad ngl
like if im shaky i just try to like
a lot
not
i figured u were gonna hit me with a 45
Like flex the muscle
nah nah i was abt d1 walk on level for lower end programs
what that feels like
like frfr
"then don't do it"
my only talent in life is distance running
but i hate it
cause i get bored
fuckass adhd
run somewhjere cool bro
Is ur shoulder healed now
fairs
no they are perma fucked bro
its genetic
did u run cross or j track?
Same for me
my ligaments are all too large
wassap g
cc
I only do pull-ups recently
i never did team shit
cus dips and pushups gg my left shoulder
ive run a few 5ks and 10ks
i used to love cc man
fun tripping up the kids that were cutting corners
havent run since then
you gotta actually try n race em to make it interesting
you realize just how long some people take to finish
oh i know
nihil was usually the last guy
my lowest placement was like 20something
hes well accustomed
nah.
even trail running i get bored after 3-4 miles
like 3 more steps and i win
shit sucks
what kinda times we talkin ποΈ
go faster
see I only ran with no practice
noob
no mental stimulation
this is also boring
u dont get the same feeling
Hope it will get better
as picking up heavy things
what about sprinting
i never understood how it could be that hard until i stopped running for a few years
Short 50 miler
just for the fuck of it
yeah.
trying to g4et back into it
50 is short for an ultra
is so rough
Yeah the way I do stuff is I go straight into hard stuff instantly which is jus dumb
im bad at it
@hard stump how bad is it
sprinting is fun
throwback to this diabolical fucking big mac i got
as well
but I went form not running at all to doing 5k in one night and was straight dying
or like not exercising and hopping into 2 hour sesh
im built to endurance hunt injured gazelles on the plains of africa
im lowkirk washed
unfortunate
but i look smooth at least
Impulsive decisions
so its chill
yes it is bro
nice name
Dons in America
sucks
you look like me before i played it more tbh
@unkempt fulcrum gimme tips
its like slowly growing towards my chin and the sides of my head
i think if you figure out pathing a bit youβll improve a lot
like clusterfarming? or
bc i feel like my technique itself is fine
should i go for a run tmrw.
but slow
You have good tech jus missing too much and consistency sucks
ok cool
i'll play it some more rn
@rose night I had a prime u know
Bounce shot jus chaining entire scen with good consistency
throughout the 60 seconds
kinda, it looks like youre not taking any risky shots at all while keep your crosshair exclusively above the midpoint
if i was you, id prolly play the easier version trying to practice shots from an ideal target onto a nearby one, even if its falling lower. think like the valorant range where you shoot one bot and try to immediately snap to the next one and then do it again to two bots
also needed some help with pasu
i think i just am not used to reading the targets, along with the same consistency issues
do you know how the bots move
yeah pasu u gotta read
Ur music taste goated
try n aim for ones thatve just changed direction
thx
but obv answer
somewhat
in an x pattern
and they strafe in the opposite direction and dont change for a bit
i think of them like buoys on a wave
ok so on both scens i just gotta get better at reading their respective patterns and reacting accordingly
I was struggling to hit master on switching for weeks. Took a 4 day break and I hit master in multiple switching scens now!
you can play pasu like its linear clicking
break method unpatched
Grats
Pasu is rng
floating heads type linear?
btw
also you gotta break the only shooting at the bots at the top habit
just go for whatever is close?
cuz i've been doing that on purpose lol
you shouldnt over commit to the ones thatre lower nearby but youre leaving score on the table there
yeah i did the same thing at first
no
but anima pointed it out as a negative as it makes you a bit stiff
Is rng bro
π ββοΈ
take a shot if it feels like a shot you can hit
not a crazy flick
but a reasonable one even if its lower down
My pasu pb was like 300 mor
gotcha
never beat again π€£
see u in 2 hours when i get them both lav
but I also stopped playing it
light work for you g π
https://x.com/hyperdrugs8/status/2058720100643897518 they deadass have demons hidden in the cut on twitter
You're considered one of them
whats the difference between a rank being complete and just the rank when im doing get rank
Complete means that every single scenario in the whole benchmark is at that rank or higher
how
You're underground man
fairs
like that?
Normally getting a rank means either each category has 1 of the scenarios at that rank or its a points system. I think some have different rules for ranks on evxl but i didnt see
For complete you would need the entire thing to be gold scores
Complete is every scenario at the same rank. Jade comp means all tasks are at least jade. Overall rank works on an energy basis 99% of the time which means you need to avg X energy to hit it
in this case jade would 700 energy avg
for VT energy starts at 100 to get a rank (iron)
FUCK POPCORNNNN
Hacked
pasu next
yo vert track is GENUINElY the hardest thing ever
holy true.
doesnt work if u have 900x300 pad
you might be right
900x300 
Be normal and get one thats like 500x400
pulsar should make a superglide desk
wtf bro
i can't aim in kovvaks
like my crosshair won't move
mouse works fine everywhere else π
check cm
okie dokie artichokie
who dis 
pineapple
accepted
I already had 1 bot try to add me about my skins and I was gone for 1h 
is there any way to turn friend requests off
Random israeli, autoblock @exotic pivot
hello chat
holy
holy wha
na
or watever his username was
hey chat
I am here
hallooooooo
clanker
are you a real human
halloooo everynyan
really?
yes
I don't think you are robot.
but I am
has anyone done jade palace air? what does it focus on



