general

[maiden coyote]

how many more hours do i got to wait

[sullen lance]

to kbbq

[hollow basalt]

Kovaaks fishing sim

[sullen lance]

and probably buy some clothes

so i wont b home

sad

but it should be releasing soon

[maiden coyote]

ima play troll switching scens

[sullen lance]

.

@maiden coyote

[maiden coyote]

3 hours

right

[sullen lance]

i mean if its 19:00 i think itd be 7pm no?

but idk

maybe in 3 maybe at 7 idk

lmao

[cedar orbit]

lddh is killing me

[sullen lance]

if we are going 16hrs after the message

itd be soon

but if by timestamp 19:00 then 7pm

[sullen lance]

y play

[royal sluice]

tried to forward this and got 1 week timeout

[sullen lance]

omg

😭

[sullen lance]

will it be on evxl right away?

[cedar orbit]

cause I want the wr 😭

[maiden coyote]

my hand is starting to switch to claw halfway through switching scens

i feel like thats good idk

[cedar orbit]

2 hour session on lddh somehow

[royal sluice]

yes

[green elbow]

masochism presents itself in strange ways.

[steep lance]

whats lddh

[green elbow]

hey guys why do i favorite a gif and then it's just like never loading for ever schmever

its becoming an issue.

[royal sluice]

scenario that makes you worse

just a joke basically

dw about it

[maiden coyote]

makes you schizo for sure

[compact whale]

Happened to me once

[wanton thorn]

[scarlet elk]

w gatekeep

[green elbow]

oh thats not even a joke

[scarlet elk]

ruining this guys progression

keeping secret tech to urself

[proud hatch]

0-0

[proud hatch]

Hiii wobin!

[maiden coyote]

i found the best ts scen @fiery flume

[wanton thorn]

@maiden coyote i cooked hard but results in getting injured

have to say you need some genetics to play kinda long

[supple remnant]

anybody have other aim train discords

[maiden coyote]

ive done it my whole life

[wanton thorn]

[maiden coyote]

this one is hard bro

try it

[wanton thorn]

my cat is spamming n-words

[maiden coyote]

its like target switching for ground players

[brave leaf]

morning

[wanton thorn]

good night chat

😎

[sullen lance]

morning bardoz

pushing any cool scores today?

[steep lance]

Top 44 on my fav scenario :D

[royal sluice]

vod

[brave leaf]

slow and steady

[proud hatch]

Hi bardOZ

How is your grind going?

[brave leaf]

for 1w6ts or for japanese

it's going great for both tbh haha

[upper token]

Wym

[proud hatch]

W

[violet flower]

ANOTHER JADE ALERT⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

[steep lance]

I could never

[lost leaf]

only master left

lets gooo

[steep lance]

any1 know some good music to listen to while pushing speed ts

[next copper]

@hushed patrol

@floral spindle

sad day

hts is dead

[maiden coyote]

its fun but playing is lowkey a chore for your wrist

[next copper]

[lost leaf]

depends your type

[fresh summit]

@placid jungle

Good eats

🧘‍♂️

[floral spindle]

How long

Charging

[next copper]

bro

dead dead

dead dead dead

[floral spindle]

Oh?

How

Bro

[next copper]

paper weight

[next copper]

well

it started double clicking

and i havent used soldering iron in a while...

[floral spindle]

So skill issue

Where is Lycan

[next copper]

yes

[next copper]

i wish i could answer...

[floral spindle]

:(((

Hurts

[next copper]

i dont know what to use now

is it hyperlight time

gpx2c time

[fresh summit]

vt needs #food

[floral spindle]

What u got left

[fresh summit]

[next copper]

maybe op18k

or

we go fingertip

[floral spindle]

Go for it

[fresh summit]

yes

[floral spindle]

Test it

[fresh summit]

love hyperlight

[next copper]

test what

[floral spindle]

Op1

Play with it

[tawny snow]

im trying to isolate bot 6 on air spectral easy 85% but i cant find a scenario ppl have made, how do i make a scenario that takes out the other bots and is just one bot thats invincible

[next copper]

this what ivve got left

[radiant swan]

whats the best aimlabs scenario I can just beat my head into for hours to improve my flick accuracy

[floral spindle]

Nerd

[potent sand]

Fortnite

[maiden coyote]

pokeball

[radiant swan]

alr thanks

[maiden coyote]

im #1 on all 3

[next copper]

[maiden coyote]

no one snipe me

[tawny snow]

ground plaza

[next copper]

op18k would require me switching internals from ftip mod to regular shell

i might be too lazy to do that

i think it might be Hitscan time

till i get lycan

or buy another hts

[floral spindle]

Wait on hrs

Hts

Maybe new drop or something

Wait for Lycan to arrive

And play with hitscan

[fresh summit]

jim vs aech

[next copper]

9 days ago:

we have shipped it to you 2 days ago

okay i go cook

[floral spindle]

Hopefully Monday

It’s there

I made shakshuka

Num num

[next copper]

bro there is no tracking

[floral spindle]

:(((

[next copper]

no mail from any delivery company

[floral spindle]

RIP bro

Ur fucked

[next copper]

it's not coming next week

[floral spindle]

I’ll keep an eye tmrw

Max gaming

Hopeful for restock on pd170

[dry wolf]

We all hope

[steady badge]

gettin my KD back up

[floral spindle]

We all got our eyes on it

[floral spindle]

Tag me if you see it online

I’ll do the same

Spread da word

[dry wolf]

yeah yeah

[floral spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-colonial-danger-founding-father-historical-gif-16586596184974651504

[steady badge]

this season 1.23

[next copper]

time to buy one more

[dry wolf]

now i can request for astra comp s5

[next copper]

[fresh summit]

sexy

@placid jungle

[lusty oasis]

chart

chat

chat

hi iiiii

[inland fiber]

shatt

[lusty oasis]

i can aim

again

:D

they gave me my meds the bots no longer whisper

[inland fiber]

tuff bro

any eu players on valo here chat

[bold dock]

HOW.

[lusty oasis]

sean sean sean

idk what that means but jvc

[bold dock]

its the shidenkai

[proud hatch]

Enjoy your meal!

[native prawn]

thats aim debuff

[lusty oasis]

yeah yeah sematary 24fps motion blur gridshot 3x3

u too hazel

[supple pier]

@lusty oasis ground predictions 🤤

[steep lance]

GM doable today?

[lost leaf]

why is bro tracking diagnonal

ahahahahah

[native prawn]

why is bro tracking diagnonal

[lusty oasis]

dude im shooting 906/907 in plaza palac easy rn

[bold dock]

????????

[lusty oasis]

all this mf does

[bold dock]

acting like the blur isn’t peak

[lusty oasis]

i posted it

and it got deleted

[supple pier]

what does this eman

is this good

[bold dock]

you WILL be a schizo ground player eurodemon

[lusty oasis]

2s under my pb

havent done this ina while

[maiden coyote]

i think a gooner pad will change my aim

thoughts?

[lusty oasis]

maybe

[south parcel]

Debuff

[native prawn]

it will make it worse

[supple pier]

wr @lusty oasis @native prawn

im so goat

[lusty oasis]

tapn vc

[supple pier]

holy

[lusty oasis]

im booored

[native prawn]

o nice

[south parcel]

Too large distraction

[maiden coyote]

my air arc begins

[lusty oasis]

they gavemme my meds and im fucking vibrating

[steep lance]

holy

[lusty oasis]

gg

im dethroned as the goat of novice hard

[unique spindle]

my air so shit bro ty for reminding me to work on it

[lusty oasis]

wyd ground bot 3

[sullen lance]

omg its out?

Have funnnn

[unique spindle]

oh yo wtf

[sullen lance]

i cant wait to play it later

[unique spindle]

ggs bro

[native prawn]

wat

[supple pier]

where is bro????

[native prawn]

#1

[supple pier]

true

[maiden pawn]

novice hard

people just be making shit nowadays

[lusty oasis]

unadded u bc bot

[lusty oasis]

wyd

join vc bot 3

[native prawn]

what im sayin

[native prawn]

imma eat something

then ill join probably

[violet ore]

i havent

been having a great day

on aiming

GBUT

i've had a great dayt

even tho nothing special happened

hehe

gotta stay positive

:3

[lusty oasis]

yippee ytipppee yipppeeee

[lusty oasis]

this iss good

not every day is a good aiming day

[violet ore]

every day is a good day

if you have spotify

premium

[crude ore]

aaaaaaaaa

[fresh summit]

Ty goat guilder

[maiden coyote]

i forgot aether is considered air

i dont like air anymore

[unique spindle]

bro 😔

[hollow pivot]

its supposed to be like

[next copper]

@floral spindle

[hollow pivot]

in between novice and inter

not quite int but harder than novice

[proud hatch]

Haiiii hazelnut! have a great day!

[idle kelp]

what y0u meanhbuognaskiun g

[next copper]

was

[idle kelp]

was you makign

[maiden coyote]

im scared to play it

[still spindle]

Scarred

[supple pier]

@native prawn big ground skill boost i guess

@lusty oasis

[maiden coyote]

[supple pier]

dude what the fuck

[royal sluice]

made the bench public 90m before the announcement

[royal sluice]

hf

[maiden coyote]

goated bench

[royal sluice]

keep it on the low

tho

👀

[maiden coyote]

gotcha

[wraith shuttle]

Hi guys I am getting a weird screen tearing in kovaak's can anyone help with this

[lusty oasis]

what are ur graphics settings

[supple pier]

i want sum cracker barrel rn ngl

im hungry

[lusty oasis]

southeastern united states dweller spotted

[wraith shuttle]

i am on 2k 480 hz not sure if other settings are relavent I can join a vc and show on screenshare if you can help 🙂

[supple pier]

3300

[lusty oasis]

your ingame

[steep lance]

AAAA why is dotTS 1280 so fking hard

just lemme get my score alr smh

[wise veldt]

Time for Jade palace static

[wraith shuttle]

Its the same in game also there I don't feel any tearing its only happing in kovvaks the target get disorted as it changes direction

[maiden coyote]

play 30% smaller

then go back

i think thats the one

or the 30% larger one that has further targets

then go back

[wraith shuttle]

pls join vc if anyone can fix this

[maiden coyote]

do you have any screen recording on

[wraith shuttle]

yes can I share here?

[royal sluice]

jp static is realistically very far away

[wise veldt]

Is it actually happening

😭

[royal sluice]

yes

the goal with jade palace benchmarks is basically to cover every area of aim

[sullen lance]

would you guys do jade palace control

[sullen lance]

nvm, W

[royal sluice]

itd be jade palace precise

[sullen lance]

yea

[royal sluice]

since control is just a part of precise

[sullen lance]

that's awesome

[balmy stirrup]

damn so itll be like the aimerz benches

[lusty oasis]

soon.

[royal sluice]

what scen is this

[lusty oasis]

hizku

[royal sluice]

hizkurawground

?

or the easy ver

xd

ofc its the easy ver

[lusty oasis]

IM NEW WHY ARE YOU BULLYING ME

[kindred scarab]

holy larp

[lusty oasis]

show ur kvkhub active time rn

[kindred scarab]

idk what that is

[lusty oasis]

https://kvk-hub.app/analyze

[royal sluice]

the wr on regular hizkurawground is

3050

xd

[kindred scarab]

if said 50 or 20 last time

wait lemme check i forgot

[lusty oasis]

i will have it soon enough

[kindred scarab]

i think 200

not 20

[crude ore]

how do I get a rank role?

[royal sluice]

use /getrank in #commands

read #submissions for info on what rank to apply for

and how to apply for it

[crude ore]

thank you ❤️

[kindred scarab]

i have 20 or 40 i’m telling you

[lusty oasis]

wobin im pbing today i will beat u soon

[kindred scarab]

i did it back in the day

problem is i can’t check rn cuz deleted a lot of stats folders

trust me bro

[hollow basalt]

Holy moly this guy is tough...

[summer urchin]

wait this is cool i didnt know this was a thing

[kindred scarab]

ski is not cool

[floral spindle]

holy ur alive

[lusty oasis]

yuss

[summer urchin]

yes

[lusty oasis]

flip u

[kindred scarab]

i air bench out yet

[royal sluice]

no

[floral spindle]

yea

[royal sluice]

releases in an hour

[floral spindle]

its on evxL

[hollow basalt]

💀

[floral spindle]

tja tja

[royal sluice]

officially

[kindred scarab]

we don’t have that time

[royal sluice]

whatever you do

do NOT

check evxl

[summer urchin]

lol april 2025

[floral spindle]

ew why do I have a nova score on air

[hollow basalt]

Seeing conflicting reports here alibaba

[wise veldt]

Salibabababa

[floral spindle]

i furgut

to watch

[maiden pawn]

You 48

[wise veldt]

Oh I wasn’t even hounding you about that

I just had an urge to say salibabababababa

[hollow basalt]

And u 84 shut up bitch

[floral spindle]

I know

I just forgot

in general

LMAo

[maiden pawn]

W deflect

[hollow basalt]

What happened to the game I love @maiden pawn

[maiden pawn]

which game lad

[floral spindle]

I dont play AiR

[hollow basalt]

Deadlock

[kindred scarab]

i wasn’t making fun of you

[sullen lance]

https://tenor.com/view/festthefestivefest-morgone-jones-morgan-jones-tweaking-tweak-gif-14491782401479632016

[kindred scarab]

we just had similar scores

[sullen lance]

please vro

play air

[hollow basalt]

Wait did I show u the seven I went against yesterday

[floral spindle]

U WERE

[hollow basalt]

LOL

[floral spindle]

ZIP IUT

[floral spindle]

vro

it hurts my eyes

[kindred scarab]

i wasn’t i’m not out to get you your boblow to me

[floral spindle]

🙁

only if I get a kiss

[sullen lance]

noooooo

[floral spindle]

jarly

[sullen lance]

just

dont focus so hard

[floral spindle]

MHM

WE WILL SEE

[kindred scarab]

don’t play air

it’s over for you

[sullen lance]

https://tenor.com/view/love-i-love-you-i-love-you-very-much-i-love-you-this-much-i-love-you-so-much-gif-10562350812772322464

[green elbow]

guys im looking for new mousepad please tell me what to get swiftly and promptly

[kindred scarab]

@green elbow

[lusty oasis]

harut

[kindred scarab]

get something

[wise veldt]

Wait for the pd170 restock

That is never happening

[green elbow]

What is this why is my furniture levitating

[wise veldt]

It’s like a myth at this point

[maiden pawn]

poop from the start

[kindred scarab]

ski let’s play the air bench

[floral spindle]

op pad

[lusty oasis]

wouldnt you like to know

[lusty oasis]

i dont wanna:(

[sullen lance]

no seriously though just uhhh, try to look at the bot without LOOKING at it...

[green elbow]

oh go step on a lego you buffoon

[lusty oasis]

i gota get nova

[sullen lance]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[lusty oasis]

first

[dim sphinx]

pd170 competing with the im speed v2 with existence

lack thereof

[kindred scarab]

yay i’m gm woohoo

[floral spindle]

HMM

lets sEe

jarly

I think I will force myself

to play on 24cm

for a while

[sullen lance]

yesssssssss

method

[kindred scarab]

not

[dim sphinx]

24cm is cheese, play with 100

[sullen lance]

its fun, and youll see you can do alot more than you think with it

like alot

youll unlock secret methods

https://tenor.com/view/lucki-shh-lucki-shh-gif-3245291727502780352

[kindred scarab]

clover chinese techniques

[floral spindle]

in tone we trust.

[kindred scarab]

me clover and matty used this back in the day

[pastel mica]

is that like low for you or what

[shell briar]

Clover

[hollow basalt]

Some of the people on this game need to stick to their 9-5...

[floral spindle]

my wrist and fingertips are slighlty worse

[hollow basalt]

Hello cranky 1982

[floral spindle]

so working on that would improve my aiming in general

[pastel mica]

what sens do you usually play

[floral spindle]

I play on anything

from like 27-80

[pastel mica]

80? jesus

I'm doing like 28-30

[shell briar]

Hey man

!!!

[shell briar]

Rare crankylegs vc spotting after work today I think

I gotta go see what the eboys in the voltaic vcs are doing

[dry wolf]

Do i get in trouble again for astra comp s5 vods?

[royal sluice]

ban (instant)

[dry wolf]

😔

[next copper]

noodles g

chicken noodles

they won again

3rd time the charm

[dry wolf]

Wait there is another Jade Palace benchmark?

[next copper]

why stir fried noodles so hard...

[idle kelp]

nice g

[royal sluice]

jade palce air

[idle kelp]

omg

[royal sluice]

@dry wolf

[idle kelp]

please show g

[next copper]

i think i add too mucn noodle

to the sauce

so theres not enough sauce

for noodle

[dry wolf]

nice nice

[idle kelp]

can i see

me judge

[royal sluice]

out officially in like an hour

[idle kelp]

w

[next copper]

no g

i wont do this to you

it would hurt your feelings

youm would never look at me the same

[dry wolf]

i have just seen in the evxl app, like new benchmark

[next copper]

4 noodle portions might be too buych

[dry wolf]

like this

[royal sluice]

i put it up a bit early

for people who look at evxl

[dry wolf]

if anyone who is fightning with sweaty fingers and slipping from the mouse, i bought some grips for tennis (Yonex Super Grap) and combined with double-sided tape and its better and cheaper form than pulsar grip tape

[next copper]

arent tennis grips giga thick tho

[dry wolf]

they are like same size as pulsar but you have to also combine with the double-sided tape, so its thicker yeah

but i dont mind

[radiant swan]

I've heard people say that pushing your wrist into your desk increases your stability but every time I do that my tracking goes to shit

[wise veldt]

Cause

You wanna push into the mouse

For stability when tracking

Pushing down makes it hard to track

[radiant swan]

wdym push into

[restive citrus]

Guys i got a haircut today

[maiden pawn]

bro chill theyre trying

[wise veldt]

Pushing wrist into pad

Pushing mouse into pad

[idle verge]

you guys think its better to work on different aim skills on different days or better to train multiple skills every day just not all at once

[wise veldt]

Things like that

[radiant swan]

No I mean what do you mean push into the mouse? Like pushing down on the mouse

It feels completely contradictory to dig your wrist into your desk but I've seen so many people say that

[wise veldt]

Putting vertical pressure down into the mouse

[royal sluice]

both work

[visual bronze]

tablet osu players know a thing or two about tennis grip tech already

[hollow basalt]

Mousepads for the most part(outside of hardpads) have some amount of plush to them, so by pushing down on the mouse it will increase the friction giving better stopping power but it's gonna make tracking feel worse cus of that friction

[nova trail]

Oh

[steep lance]

for me when i push down thats the ONLY time i get smooth tracking

[hollow basalt]

This seven wasnt trying enough man LOL

[steep lance]

and only for like 3secs even then

[maiden pawn]

bros sending this shit like i can see whats going on

[radiant swan]

So if I mainly play tracking games like the finals I shouldn't push down? Also, should I let my wrist touch my desk

[hollow basalt]

Just watch it

[fresh summit]

@placid jungle

[maiden pawn]

yea i did

[visual bronze]

real human?

can't be

[maiden pawn]

i have no idea what im supposed to be looking for

[warm vale]

Wow that's insane

[hollow basalt]

The dude missing every shot on me

💀

[maiden pawn]

maybe you have good movement

LOLl couldnt say that with a straight face

[warm vale]

So that's why it barely increases friction for me

Ty

[hollow basalt]

I wouldnt say dont push down at all but ideally should be minimal, preference matters more than what's "most optimal"

[hollow basalt]

I think he lowkey got fucked a few times by my skulls flying infront of me

But overall he was just shit

Lol

[maiden pawn]

Boo Hoo your enemy is bad ..

my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery

[hollow basalt]

Tired of getting 15lgprodigies on the other team

[next copper]

@hollow basalt

https://x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/2058196574186955102

The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter)

BREAKING: The US and Iran are closing in on a deal that would extend their ceasefire by 60 days and lay the framework for discussions on Iran's nuclear program, mediators say.

Details include:

1. This would include a "gradual reopening" of the Strait of Hormuz

2. It would also

X · May 23, 2026, 2:41 PM

does this mean we eating good on Monday

[maiden pawn]

is that why yorue in silver

[warm vale]

Lmao

[hollow basalt]

America gonna be snoozing on Monday

Cus of freedom or something 🦅

But yes straight green

Surely

[next copper]

wait

marktet closed?

[drifting jay]

Hey everyone, is 20mins a day enough to progress in 3 month ? I plan to do that the next 3 months at least and more, i can't do more aim training otherwise i'm not playing the game, and i don't have much time left after wage slaving at work (i do VDIM cutted to 20min or so)

[green elbow]

Buying put options on every single defense stock'

🧠

[hollow basalt]

For memorial day im pretty sure they close

[next copper]

yeah

just checked

closed

[wise veldt]

Good news for the pd170 restock

[next copper]

DNKSAJNDKJASNKDJas

B RO

he can change his mind...

too much timme...

[hollow basalt]

As long as your consistent and training properly you'll be fine

[pastel mica]

your fine yeah, any practice is good tbh

[drifting jay]

thx, btw is there good video tips that you guys will recommand, i would be interested in it, im currently learning overflick/underflick

[fresh summit]

@drifting dock LOL

[hollow basalt]

Viscose made some good content, theres an old man I forgot the name of that used to make good content

[fresh summit]

yea the shit corrupted gg

[hollow basalt]

U can also check #resources for certain weaknesses they'll have some basic routines u can try

[wise veldt]

Boarito helpful role

[drifting jay]

thx, i'll check viscose too later

[fresh summit]

supporter is enough

Dont give the man more

[wise veldt]

Former celestial supporter

[hollow basalt]

Only reason I dont have helper is cus I shitpost too much...

[fresh summit]

true

[brisk ibex]

how

[maiden pawn]

never seen this guy help anybody

[hollow basalt]

Although idk why alibaba has it

[maiden pawn]

phd from DHU

[hollow basalt]

Are u stupid

Ill forgive u since english is ur 2nd language...

[fresh summit]

Idk

[still spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/israel-inform-israel-netanyahu-massad-jew-gif-9947234419888681674

[maiden pawn]

cope kid

[next copper]

i am

what do you need g

[hollow basalt]

🤸‍♂️
🦽 🏌️‍♂️

[still spindle]

@fallen slate
Send the bible to this guy, he needs it, the 30 lines long albion online type shit

[fresh summit]

never thought of this

thx boar

[hollow basalt]

Blow up cig

Immediately.

[next copper]

no can do .

you have to ask aiden

[lavish kettle]

morning crew

[tawny mauve]

👀

[tawny mauve]

wussup

[fresh summit]

aech we need hts with no golf ball coating

[lavish kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-baloongis-cat-nixly-weaky-repz-gif-25559792

[still spindle]

why is he ugly

poor him

[tawny mauve]

[kindred scarab]

fuck you

[lavish kettle]

if i was born into this world as @still spindle

id be depressed all day

[kindred scarab]

yes

[next copper]

yes

[tawny mauve]

whut

[next copper]

we do

[still spindle]

you are

[fresh summit]

Gwolves needs to listen to cartoon...

[still spindle]

otherwise wouldnt be on discord

typing shit

😔

[hollow basalt]

Aiden too rich that guy definitely has nuclear warheads in his underground bunker

[kindred scarab]

not everyone who’s on discord is depressed

[lavish kettle]

nope

[still spindle]

yes

they are

[kindred scarab]

no

[hollow basalt]

Larp

[still spindle]

discord starts with d

from depression

which means

yes i am right

[kindred scarab]

your the first person i saw when i entered this server

[hollow basalt]

What that mean

[kindred scarab]

it means u are loved

and i love you too long

king

[hollow basalt]

No im surrounded by a bunch of thugs

[kindred scarab]

how is that gay

[kindred scarab]

not true

[scarlet elk]

ur so big u take up the whole chat

hard to miss

[still spindle]

mf straight up aura farming

[hollow basalt]

Ur wheelchair caved in u fat pig shut up

[kindred scarab]

wow

too far

[scarlet elk]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G0xVAkMaIAAo0AX.gif

[kindred scarab]

i’m telling bardoz about this

[still spindle]

bardoz like them fatter

[hollow basalt]

?

[kindred scarab]

@brave leafz get him

[still spindle]

harder to miss

[scarlet elk]

if bardoz bans boar i will firebomb sinis house irl

[green elbow]

Putting this on soundboard so I can have it play when I join a vc immediately

[fresh summit]

?

[kindred scarab]

why did it tag bro mb

mistake i swear

chill

[hollow basalt]

Bad day to be literate

[tawny mauve]

[still spindle]

i meant

[green elbow]

fat women 🤤

[still spindle]

the targets

of course

he likes them big

fat

[scarlet elk]

wiz alt

[hard stump]

any real people around

[hollow basalt]

@hard stump

[fresh summit]

None

[scarlet elk]

nope

[still spindle]

0 people online

[green elbow]

[still spindle]

you are in a simulation

this is not real

[hard stump]

hey big papa

[hollow basalt]

How we doing

[fresh summit]

Mu up in pupupipiup

[hollow basalt]

@next copper do i put another 1k into nasa etf

[kindred scarab]

shush 5,8 aether

arthur

[next copper]

i dont know bro...

[kindred scarab]

wait arthur and aether they are alike

[hollow basalt]

Im up 35% so far...

[hard stump]

we working so terrible

[fresh summit]

Risk it all

[hollow basalt]

💔 💔 💔

[still spindle]

yes

rock lee

didnt do thousand kicks once

he kicked once

no wait

[fresh summit]

what are you saying

[still spindle]

he did a kick a thousand times

[still spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/reigen-arataka-mob-psycho-100-zer0mortals-gif-15680006035930571397

[hollow basalt]

@maiden pawn

[fallen slate]

I'm crying

[still spindle]

the hell, bro can alredy do uber eats

[hollow basalt]

@fallen slate hello beast

[azure pulsar]

wtf am I getting worse day by day?

[fallen slate]

Hello

[kindred scarab]

WTF

[fresh summit]

Dawny in chat

[fallen slate]

I just woke up

[still spindle]

lmao

go back to viscose

[fresh summit]

wocao

[still spindle]

ur starting to look like me

[hollow basalt]

When are u gonna queue deadlock with me zeph and wiz

[azure pulsar]

im using viscose tho

[still spindle]

dont do it

[fallen slate]

IDK ABOUT WIZ

[still spindle]

until you're atleast seal

[green elbow]

i like how rock lee was like the "hard work beats talent" character then all the talented characters work hard and he is irrelevant

[fresh summit]

Wiz vs dom

[green elbow]

life imitates art

[fallen slate]

THAT GUY SCARS ME

[fresh summit]

[azure pulsar]

have you completed seal?

[still spindle]

no

i am

penguin

[azure pulsar]

im so bad with tracking tbh

im alr seal in static overall

but tracking...

[still spindle]

what about dynamic

[hollow basalt]

Wiz is good at the game u gotta believe me

[azure pulsar]

prob it was like orcaa

[still spindle]

ur good ig

[wise veldt]

Dawn you’ve been fading my glorious 2k aether vod

[still spindle]

shouldnt be getting 500 on pasu int lmao

[azure pulsar]

nah im trash

[still spindle]

thats my lowest score

im averaging 600 there

should be the familiarity

spam 100 runs on it

[azure pulsar]

im losing scores day by day this week

[still spindle]

see if it improves

[lost leaf]

almost top 100 pepesad

[hushed patrol]

My hand is open and infected i can’t play 😭

[fallen slate]

Rhino pill plug

[azure pulsar]

im going mad with clicking things but tracking is bullshit

[hollow basalt]

He was the haze lol

[sour totem]

Every day I see tracking hate my existence becomes more real

[hollow basalt]

But yea alot of interesting fellas...

[still spindle]

try to get tracking to mammoth

[fallen slate]

I didn't even watch yesterday bc my mom forced me off the game in the middle of my epic kvk session

[royal sluice]

wtf happened 😭

[azure pulsar]

btw eth psu micro easier is bugged on me

[kindred scarab]

.

[fallen slate]

Oh I know

[azure pulsar]

anyone else struggling?

[still spindle]

yeah

tracking is def harder

look at this

[fallen slate]

Does he only play

Haze

[hollow basalt]

He plays haze

Infernus once

[still spindle]

my scores on micro are way higher

than tracking

[hollow basalt]

Wraith

[hushed patrol]

Crashed at the track because of another racer’s fault

[hollow basalt]

Zeph tried pocket lol

[wise veldt]

Not a big deal

[hushed patrol]

Also why are you up at 3 am 😭

[wise veldt]

Shoutout mom

[humble goblet]

What do you race

[upper token]

[royal sluice]

weird sleep

[azure pulsar]

fuck dude, im getting worse and worse, I hope I'll do good tomorrow

[sour totem]

What Khaled

[kindred scarab]

idk

[still spindle]

drink some water

see some sun

stretch

do one push up

text your ex

[azure pulsar]

lol

[azure pulsar]

i'd if I ever find her

[sour totem]

Dude really slipped the worst thing in there

[humble goblet]

Chåt

Chat

[azure pulsar]

yep

[humble goblet]

My neck hurts am I dying

[wise veldt]

Tampionono

[humble goblet]

Like it feels so stiff on one side but stretching it doesn't help

[azure pulsar]

are you looking like a schrimp when u are on ur computer?

[humble goblet]

Sometiems

[azure pulsar]

yeah

[still spindle]

gosh

[azure pulsar]

it happens

[still spindle]

why the hell

does my mouse control go to shit

every time i wake up

[humble goblet]

But usually I keep my posture by the book

[azure pulsar]

i guess it is abt when do you sleep

[sour totem]

Yes

[azure pulsar]

wait i just made a comment for both situations

without even trying

[humble goblet]

Eh nothing a little ibuprofen won't fix

[ivory dune]

what free fps games do you guys play?

[still spindle]

i love how there's always this valley between yesterday and today when i wake up and then my score comes back to normal

i guess they call it warming up

nice tech

[azure pulsar]

it doesnt get normal for me

it is either high score or shittiest score

[still spindle]

pasu is like that

https://giphy.com/gifs/Innsbruck-tirol-tyrol-myinnsbruck-TJygcaYKp3Fq7ml4ur

[tranquil jacinth]

pasu is pain

[azure pulsar]

i love pasu tho

[lost leaf]

pasu haters

[azure pulsar]

nah dynamic is my favorite

[royal sluice]

https://x.com/Matty_OW/status/2058246636975869974

VT Matty (@Matty_OW)

The next installment in Jade Palace Benchmarks - Air, the best way to improve at air reactive is now in your hands. Link in replies:

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@hushed patrol @sullen lance

[tranquil jacinth]

how

[hard stump]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1397325694656188436/IMG_6479.gif

you said my goat?

[azure pulsar]

idk i just love aiming at general

[still spindle]

i just love not sucking at aiming

thats why im here

[azure pulsar]

we suck at aiming tho

;D

[still spindle]

dying after whiffing gotta be the worst thing ever

we still whiff

but not that often

imagine being iron 1 in all games

rather die

[sour totem]

That feeling gets worse the better you get tho

[hard stump]

you become hyper aware of how shit you are comparatively

[azure pulsar]

i wonder

[still spindle]

im not expecting to become a god

even matty is trash at valorant

[violet ore]

ur not gonna

[azure pulsar]

how many hours have you been training forß

[still spindle]

i just want to be

decent

[violet ore]

why are u on a mac book

[azure pulsar]

im not

[violet ore]

!!

ye ik

[azure pulsar]

just using german keyboard

;D

[sour totem]

It's rude to ask a woman her age.

[still spindle]

100 hours randomly and 60 hours on voltaic specifically

so 160hours

but i'd only count 60 really

[azure pulsar]

yeah thats right

[hollow basalt]

Never got better for me no matter how high rank I got in ow/rivals/val

[azure pulsar]

yeah and I am like diciplineless for 110hours

[still spindle]

i got 3 accounts to ascendant and im still insecure about my rank

[azure pulsar]

and last 30-40 hours is voltaic

[still spindle]

i still think im a gold

[azure pulsar]

u are asc in valorant?

damn

[still spindle]

yes

[azure pulsar]

guess my rank

[tranquil jacinth]

astra

[azure pulsar]

in valo bro

[tranquil jacinth]

still astra

[azure pulsar]

dayum

im like g2

[hard stump]

you just continue to get smurfed on by people even better

😔

[hollow basalt]

I wouldnt say im insecure I just think people overestimate how good high ranked players are alot of the time lol

[humble goblet]

who up jading they air palace

[hard stump]

people will never understand the pain of facing pros on smurfs in high elo

[lavish kettle]

this guy IS NOT asc

[still spindle]

how 😭

[azure pulsar]

so it is not always about aim huh?

[still spindle]

ur platinum complete

how are you gold

this makes no sense

[azure pulsar]

i aint plat complete

i am only overall palat

[sour totem]

I still remember the times I got a pro in a val DM and it just

No fight was winnable

[hard stump]

you just lose bro

[still spindle]

thats what im talking about

i also think that

how do i keep getting higher and higher?

even though i suck

[azure pulsar]

idk I always thought that I have bad aim so I should get better

[lavish kettle]

we ALL know you put on an e girl voice

and some elophile carries you

to immortal

[still spindle]

how is someone carrying me 😭

[azure pulsar]

how many hours u have on comp?

[still spindle]

no idea

[azure pulsar]

is it abt how much u played?

[still spindle]

and what the hell you mean by immortal

im asc1 peak

lmfaoo

[lost leaf]

bro that was almost nova

wtf

[sour totem]

Val is not a matter of whos better

Just who sucks less

[still spindle]

must be

[azure pulsar]

damn

nice

[still spindle]

when you get enough reps you start to see patterns

[still spindle]

fr

[sour totem]

And how many of you suck less than the other team

[hollow basalt]

Like me vs u in clash royale

[azure pulsar]

bro I have like 800+ hours overall gamemodes, not enough to be atleast plat in val? 😭

[hollow basalt]

🪤

[still spindle]

bro

throw me a vod

there is no way you are platinum vt gold val

[lost leaf]

i cooked hard

[still spindle]

to leave gold you only need decent mechanics

there is no need to think

[azure pulsar]

decent mechanics? hmm

[still spindle]

reaching diamond is a matter of not shoving your brain up your ahh

[azure pulsar]

maybe my movement aint good

[still spindle]

reaching ascendant you just need to drop your ego and teamwork

[lavish kettle]

Im saffron-cerulean (diamond-jade)
and Im only silver on valorant

[azure pulsar]

wait which server are u playing on? Maybe it is the difference I have no idea

[still spindle]

what the hell

[azure pulsar]

wtf

are u like new to val?

[lavish kettle]

im not new to tac shooters

[still spindle]

bro i thought yall were like val gods

[lavish kettle]

but i dont play regiliously

i play eu val tho so its harder than the rest

[azure pulsar]

not really it is driving crazy after 1L

[azure pulsar]

i play on eu too

[lavish kettle]

i play val pros every match

[azure pulsar]

does that really makes difference?

[still spindle]

yall should be getting pretty decent ranks if you have a high score in micro scens tho

[sour totem]

Delusional

[lavish kettle]

not delusional

[sour totem]

Always delusional

[lavish kettle]

US players are simply inferior to EU

you guys are bathed in comfort

wihle us EU players

[still spindle]

lmaoooo

[lavish kettle]

were out there on the battlefield

[sour totem]

You're just dog shit

[lavish kettle]

drenched in blood

[still spindle]

you should see SA queue

only aim gods here

[hushed patrol]

Motorcycle

[still spindle]

champions winners every 3 matches or so

[sour totem]

The region hype has got to be the most braindead thing in gaming

[lavish kettle]

gangy this is a literally proven thing

😭

[humble goblet]

oof

[sour totem]

They're all dogshit

[azure pulsar]

my only mindset for cant rank up is that i am not good enough

[sour totem]

There is nothing different

[lavish kettle]

sure bro

sure bro

[azure pulsar]

wht i have to do to get better tho?

[still spindle]

some people live in poor areas which lead to worse peripherals and less time to play, this is legit the most braindead thing u ever said lmao

[lavish kettle]

if youre not celestial in 1 week just retire

[sour totem]

Play the game

[azure pulsar]

bruh

[sour totem]

Again the region hype is the most braindead thing in gaming

[royal sluice]

everyone playing jade palace air

[azure pulsar]

i have 800 hours in overall, is it good or bad?

[lavish kettle]

youre just geekin

[tranquil jacinth]

this is 100% bs

[still spindle]

u played this whole time with your brain shoved up your ahhh maybe

[sour totem]

You guys just simply refuse to look past your bias

[still spindle]

do you even reflect on reasons why you died other than your teammates

[azure pulsar]

i was playing like 3 months pause, coming back again

[still spindle]

or what is happening in the map

[humble goblet]

yes 🫡 just hopped on

[hollow basalt]

@maiden pawn its never our fault.