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imagine if aliens are gonna be moving like this
we have no chance
bro are you taking me serious
π
A paralyzed guy is playing CS2 using the power of thought β Neuralink released footage of the second patient playing just two days after surgery. The player says:
βIt feels so good just to move around because I can look around without having to move the Quadstick (joystick) left and right... I can think about where I want to look, and it go...
yk im joking
we won't even know bro
i know what neuralink aiming is like
im trolling
as if we will have better technology
thst lets u aim
just by thinking
half of my mouse is still better than mf π
i would hope 
bros paralyzed man..
undetectable AI aimbot gonna ruin us tho
bro he shot his teammate π
if ai makes it it will always be detectable
by other ai's
it aint
if you approach a human level enough
w logic
mattyow gonna be flagged as cheat
What the??
i love voltaic sometimes
sometimes u get random bullshit go convos
and they are nice
instead of trolling can someone help me ππ«©
lmao
big mouse
i would say long mice with big butts
wait till i get penguin in viscose s2 first
gng gonna bang then
im getting all my seals to slap they bellies on u
my seals are disabled
accurant representation of what my crosshair does and im still seal comp

how it feels to play Air Pure Small OW and try to have good tension habits
i did nothing productive today
didnt even hop on kvks for longer than 30 mins
im going to sleep
try air pure small ow and let me know how ya arm feel after
my fingertips already hurt from like 7 hours of air angelic
yeah... wait till u see that scen
LOL
try air pure small ow, i was told to play it and it was not a good idea after hitting upper...
im good on that
im sure youll get a good score but bro that scen might just be a boom ur head clean off simulator
π dont blame u
its hard to say bc at the end of the day mice are personal preference
but i would say anyone mouse bigger than your current one would be a good start
is this a website because my rank has no color to it
and you will feel what you dislike about it and know what to look for in your next mouse
you could also order on amazon so you can return
is 67 runs a day too much?
im not fimiliar with alot of mice
no
i would wait till bardoz is in the chat
or someone with a lot of experience
with different mice
someone called
or he can ask in #peripherals
ask my friend @hollow basalt
evxl
272 PB's since May 6
no
im gold and i have 43
work harder
most active time being 4am is kinda crazy tho

i only played like an hour today
kinda disapointed in myself
but atleast ima get good sleep
I can feel if I just stop playing for 4 days I will hit master scores
superlight 2 clone
i passed 1k today
not a bad shout
wat
me and matty go back
I hit diamond complete in like 2024 or something then just came back this month
i stopped playing for a long time, I barely touched any FPS games for over a year
and i came back better
this is why i think i should just start clicking
fr
im throwing valorant away
fuck my ascendant 1
i think my brain needs a break from tracking
im not coming back until im master complete
dont do that
im very bad role model
i do everything the wrong way

one day that will be a real degree
WHY DO I KEEP GETTING THE BUMS
@maiden coyote
My b
5 bums every game gg
like bro
its time to aim for the one day i get a week

π π₯
what type of games u play
its over for me. im washed and cant stop thinking about golf instead
i wish i could quit my job.
π₯ ts a job alredy
then i would be able to do EVERYTHING
its a fraction what it once was
i went from 100 to 2
take me back in time to 07. let me do it again from there
midnight release of halo 3
take me thereπ
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kme9ak73TTc this day is equivalent to gta 6 dropping.
Yep
cant sleep
vt s5
tried platinum starting by pasu
didnt manage it
got +1% a day
gave up
now im on viscose
is this from reddit?
it sounds like its from reddit
idk i stole this gif
That is literally a discord message salzi
my eyes hurt
im on pasu plat rn and its hell
i just got a score 10 points of diamond 
yea pasu is annoying
cant you cusomize your discord font? ive never done it but i swear you could
Pasu is funn
cant get celestial on it still
ouch sucks to see it
You could but like
Who does that
damn i need img perms
its fun when you arenβt completely dog at itπ«©π«©
hey cmon it cant be that far-
u gotta lowk get like a beast run
https://giphy.com/gifs/heartbeat-VGK2WUT3amXjG
when your score doesnt look like this
i may be a bit out of touch
Truly I think for adv it's nova
i seem to have mastered switching between sens and pads and scoring the same but i have not mastered aim at all
With no ads?
i didnt know kovaaks had benchmarks when i started in 2023 so my first 40hrs was really messing around
For any other dif like jade-master
@scarlet elk
i can get u a site with allot of free sites in it
so when one gets banned
wanna play ow
u can look for another
but like intermediate is soooooo easy
respectfully
gotchu
Sir you're Astra and basically spawned in at adv
but intermediate is so pissessy compared to advanced scenarios
people who know how to ride a bike laugh, but the mf that has 6 years old and is falling like shit will never forget the humiliation
Tufff
my site isnt on there β€οΈ
it bas ratings for site so u can see which has ads or wtv and whats the top rated sites
Like I think for most people master is when they'll feel comfortable on pasu under adv
mb
salzi
Then nova level is like where pasu becomes fun in adv
hi
adapt
?
this shit not even funny bro
joey aint gold complete
im in silver too! (play ranked once per week)
i do not
i feel like ur just perma messing around in ranked bro how r u still gold after a month
π
IM NOT THO
LOOK BRO
IM NOT MESSING AROUND
??
yeah 11/10 ur def trolling
Mfer shooting nothing
10deaths
I COULDNT GET PICKS BRO

sonπ
Then find them
whats the use of kovaaks
so were gonna ignore the other dps thats 6/14
u couldnβt find a better stat to showπππ
regular mfs are slapping your voltaic ass
U can pin avoid that guy
but 11 - 10 tho
r u reall blaming that guy
like r u sure
we are blaming teammates in silver?
bro should i even believe in aim training anymore
bro i know i can do good as echo
gng bro is 11/10 and aim trains
is that how u improve at the game
listen man
if ur gonna leave my match
mid game
Well if he would play a character that would allow for the raw aim to shine maybe he'd do better
bro found a better stat to show
of course im gona blame u
with whataboutism
But he plays the weirdest agent pool
ts tuff π₯ π
You're useless on cass
THEY LEFT AND YOU WERE STILL ONLY 5 KILSS UP?
lie
Cause I know you can't position for shit
bro
ive had so many ppl leave my matches
im not trolling bro
and im ascendant 1
thats val
completely different game
woah wth thats goated
in silver u can carry 4v5
lie
?
buddy
Ive steam rolled entire lobbies basically alone with sojourn
its not like I have a ton of hours in ow
I went 22-0 one round
its trash tbh, its mostly hyped diamond while asc2-3 are fallen imo
hanging over there for a while
what the fuck
then the ow ninjas got on my ass
did u do?
same thing i been doing now
oh ic, in tdmβs i do perform better than most asc and ig ingame my aim do be goated but my problem rlly is my poor gamesense
blaming ur team?
bro was plat5 and then started aim training (ts is data against our cause π₯ )
I stopped queueing with him
CAUSE THEYRE LEAVING
why the fuck r we blaming teammates in silver
what was that clip where he like walks off the map
true chad arrancar wiped the lobby
they r like semi conscious
i dont have it
bro
He did this in my game bro
"I thought there was a bridge"
Bad team mates = avoid
but if u avoid and ur still down there idk man
Giving them too much credit
YOU DONT HAVE A LEAVER EVERY GAME
They literally might not be real humans
I climbed with key avoids from d5 to m5
STOP BLAMING UR TEAM
bro get off
ok but its a good amount bro
before i come fucking handle youj
LITERALLY NO 1 REASON UR STUCK
Joey is the reason why people think aim training doesn't work
You can deff easily get out of silver with just aim and a focus on not dying. if you are alive the enemy will make a mistake eventually and you will kill them especially in silver. Just pick solider and aim and run to safety immediately when you get dove
it doesnt work
lwk tru, if your aim isnt the problem then apart from a few bad games its probably something else u r ignoring thats keeping u stuck
you do realize this is same guy who spent every day on rivals whining every time he lost about how sniper is op
why
the deaths dont even matter
like if u kill their 2 supps
what am i gonna do
YOU WERE
real and true, lwk how i got out of silver a few seasons ago when i played comp for a week straight
joseph can we get a vod
lets 1v1
can I get 5 dollar
you are basically telling us currently that toddlers cant shoot back in games and ur suprised abt it, and will blame them for not ranking up
thats what ur doing rn
get nova in both jade palace bench and i otp whatever game u choose
on everything
best dodge of ur life
??
this gooba self-reacted with π₯Ά

W deflection
roblox
go get nova
that shit is easy
nova dot is a mental health exercise
Chat do I stop nerfing myself by using ftip grip
whats wrong with ftip
Learn claw
FTIP is op
@past nebula youre lucky i dont havem y gif
what gif
leave me alone fatty
I'm fucked
Arenβt u supposed to go to bed
Fatty?
Ggs
Is there a before and after picture from yesterday's stream?
how

idk I don't make the rules
bro
lwk i have a relaxed fingertip grip, the mobility is rlly nice to have but eh idk it kinda depends on your mouse i think or im wrong
probably wrong
i couldnt get any picks off em bro
their reaper was on me and their ana too
@past nebula
goodnight bro @lavish kettle
grips r just a psyop made up by big Aim dont fall for it
So I should just grip my mouse normally and stop forcing ftip?
dm me if u still need
generational dodge
yes
dont blame u tho
honestly yeah
death grip your mouse like ur gooning
Be comfortable bro
Thanks salzi my beloved
dont ever force a mouse grip
Why force smth that isn't needed
grip the mouse how its best suited for you
Cause it's fun to do sometimes
if u used aquas grip u woulda won a major in apex
actively making urself uncomfortable
#truth
It's not making me uncomfortable
Exactly
Iβm not against forcing a grip
it's making my aim uncomfortable
wat
It's not harmful/uncomfortable I just aim worse cause I have like
no stability
and my grip slips cause idk the coating or some shit
does anyone have Mortal Kombat X ?
sometimes I wonder if people just stared being a bit more practical abt things if everyone would be astra
yeah that means youre ass
Cuz I was on a grip comfortable to me and I lowky peaked on it until I forced myself on claw and I broke my peak
so keep training
i think its unpractical to use ftip grip in your case breh
ill be astra once i start scaling
like viet
I started it for the fun of it
I asked if I should go back for the fun of it
Idk why it didn't reply to your msg salzi
but that's to you
does having worse aim bother you?
It's the same reason I started using 73cm in static despite definitely not doing my best on it
Occasionally
Crazy accusation
what question is ts bro π π
@idle kelp can vouch that he cheats
I think the thing that actually bothers me is how slippery my mouse feels while ftiping
Like I have to use sm more tension just to keep a good grip
DO u have ftip mous
so it makes u uncomfortable to aim with?
Yeah
does that annoy you?
spend 500 hours on it
I'm not talking to you snare
take 100 grit sandpaper to the shell
i am tho
I don't have a ftip mouse
tape sandpaper to the bottom
Truthfully not really
mousepad cleaning method
Like sometimes it will but it's so rare
dont leak
and it's usually just cause I was already annoyed at smth else
rn no
ok why do you wanna change it then
y not
she sucks
or what made you want to change it then
but im bad at reaper
yeah so learn him
what i do as reaper i can just do as echo
and get good
I aim objectively worse on it
since u framed the question on wether u should change already leaning towards wanting to change
okay but if it doesnt bother you why would it matter
wait what mouse u on
did it not come with grips
how it slippery
op1 and it did but Idk where tf it went
your capability of holding your mouse with just your fingers in a stable way can be trained just like aim can be trained
but hes also lwk defending the ftip grip tho so maybe he does just wanna stick to it for the fun of it
I accidentally got top 500 on DPS
It doesn't matter
okay but why do you want to change it then
This is simply a question I asked on a whim for the fun of it
are u a dirty soldier user
did u already drank
3rd acc I go
hes drunk
This gotta be rage bait
No
For the same reason I went to ftip
why not
walkin
She is incapable of staying in Masters
i won my last match
was
i think echo is the way to go
I didn't boost her btw
Oh you meant derank, not drank as in drunk
She got there
On her own
That was very confusing.
i thought he meant drank like lean
ngl
thats why i posted the paul wall gif
LOL
I'm giga lazy with my typing
Rn
who she play
Mercy
you're telling me your gf is a higher rank than joey
Ana too but
sure but your body generally (like 90% of the time) makes u hold a mouse in the most natural, and with that most stable and consistent position, meaning forcing a grip will always feel somewhat weird, even if trained
I think we need to ban joey from this server
what that
she should be permanently banned from all multiplayer games
is there an 80 year old celestial?
She's actually decent at the game
my friend is talking to me about some guy
Joey just
i have under 100 hours dickhead
Fucks off
that probably doesnt exist
No
hijoπβοΈ
whose the oldest GM
@idle kelp just turned 81
and hes cel
So salzi the question I have now is
that i know of uh probably the goat coach ben
Do you change your natural grip depending on the thing you're doing or what
yes
Like does it naturally change to suit the task as well
yes
lowkey u can swap grips kinda easy if u do it for a week
ur body is designed to adapt
It used to but now it doesn't
What mouse tester software are ppl using? Mine became really shaky rn and I can't tell why, the bot's like jittering on this mouse only
so what u should do is click with your palms
to any and all stimulus
move mouse with wrist bone
sure
I can be a walrus?
I think it's like sens where if ur used to changing u can do it with no issues, otherwise it will feel weird
ur 80% of the way there bud
are u referencing that one movie
you know it
o
Do you guys think salzi would be disgusted if he knew how long I've gone without changing my skates on glass
however changing forcing grip is like forcing a way to sit it has norhing to do with stimuli, its an ergonomic thing
yes
ur a freak
It just feels unnatural cause I can't get a stable grip on it ykwim?
nah
this true
Like no matter how I try there is no stability in my ftip grip
I am NOT
put on ultraglide brake bright skates, it will feel like they're glued to the mousepad
lying emoji but really fucking big
You don't get it man
no bro
Even just
holding the mouse
you don't get 0.35 coefficient of friction
50 fucking
is unstable
dude I changed my skates once for each mouse I ever played on and then never again
I have like 60 or so RS and maybe 20 of both reg jade and jade airs
his skates are gone
Yeah but you were never glass right?
straight bottom of mouse
rs are really fast
to pad
I was
atp
Oh
for a year
I have not changed my skates at all since I first put the RS on
yeah yall both need to be locked up
my cats put their claws in my raiden and messed it up
I mean I played pretty well I think
i never changed mine idk
feels like im running over permanent crumbs in a few spots
like no longer exists
I'm convinced you like
Slime your cat bruh
hard press down into your pad or smth
on artisans yeah
depending
thats like
the entire point
of the pad
I didnt press down on my skypad
u actively can change the friction coeff on artisans
its my least used pad but i just tried using it and its all fucked lol
there's no other explanation
based on how much u press down
nah the pad i have
is like
the slowest glasspad
its hella nice
Do u have the sandpaper pad or some shit
but it eats skates
tekkusai singularity
its a control pad
but glass
like a faster harder raiden
almost
Whatever happened to the other hard surfaces
wasn't there a like
ceramic pad or some shit
not worth the price to performance diff
yes
Hi
Cutting board actually used to be quite common
walkin
delete this shit
im winning my 6v6 match
w bro
thats what I have
joey and his fuckass cutting board
I think it makes more sense to go for a faster pad tho
i use temu glasspad
b.c. u can always slow it down with skates
but there's a limit to how fast u can make it
I'm using 4 rs
quite the accusation
on sp4
no bro u dont know
the fucking lore
of dumbass joey
and his cutting board
Y'all don't remember the guy who used a plastic bag for a sleeve
and had to hide it from his mom
?
Everything leads back to Quake
I dont get the 2nd part
why did he have to hide it from his mum
the TSK guy?
He had to hide his plastic bag he used as a sleeve from his mom so she wouldn't throw it away
overcome friction
its not about friction
moisture
its about it feeling the same regardless of humidity for exmaple
mouse 1 = normal mouse in 1st half, 2nd half = mouse became shaky? Or I just never noticed. Any fixes?
Am on glass
nevermind i think the mouse just started dying on me, the sensitivty is changing hella while I'm using it
I THOUGHT U PLAT
????
oh ur still here
π€£
mb bro
fatty
go back to league
we need to re-ban nailong gifs
walkin i won the match
gz
almost gold
win = nothing
lose = voices louder
shut up salzi
true
it is not that hard
ur no help
lock in joeseph
ight go back to blaming ur team then
im sure that will help u
i cant play hog bro
not once did u ask for a replay code btw
ur just saying words
Tung tung tung
im in bed
ur just blaming ur team
hog is just weird
blaming ur team in silver is all I need to hear to know that ur issue is not mechanical yet but mental
play doom
idk how to run him properly
did i not jsut say
Ram is a giga overtuned hero
its mechanical bro.
ill blame them if they leave my matches
just walk at them
i play like ram orisa
u flamed their kd
my sigma balls too inconsistent
aswell btw
least ethical ow tank player of all time
Play neon trust
from celestial/astra aether bot 1s to barely nova bot 1s i want my peak day back bro
i only play who im comfortable with ngl
last time i got told to let it rip on ranked
joey u should play widow
i almost sold as doom
HELL NO
its easy in silver
im not flaming u im telling u using ur team as an excuse regardless of what it is, will not make u better
im not running widow
lock the bow
coward
also too much of a risk
i only go hanzo with echo copy
too much of a risk for what
coughing baby shot in the leg π
???????????????????????????????????????????????
losing
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
ur copying
hanzo
Lock in
HAHAAHAHAAA
yeah dont copy hanzo.
Echo is the definition of larping
ngl i only did it a few times
Shhh
just copy tank
i used ult didnt really work
They didn't see
we all saw.
No no

crazy how your not the first dawn that said something like that about me
coughing baby vs dawny aims
who will win in a kovaaks battle
KKKKKKKK
nah joey is not that kinda person
sometimes they run fuckass hog tho
Hog is cool
lets not accuse him of that
ngl it was lowk fucked dawn said that about me ngl
not this dawn
the other one
and it was outta the blue too
Can I say somethingβ¦
no
Ok I wanted your permission first
Wsg
should i take ow break to play finals
HELLO
hi jail
yo
idk y but i feel like im turning into dominick

You are
good observation
#freedom
I miss Dom
poor guy
I hope hes gonna go to therapy
Whatβs the dom lore
im like
I always felt bad for him
wiz level rn
no
u should play val
alright bro
ur lucky i lost the pawjob one
LMAOOO
I mean dom was lowkey more likable than wiz
I hate that word
i think i have that one
TRUE
Ok
true
i needa tone my shit back ngl
but mainly bcs I just felt worse for dom
its prob on my phone somewhere
Wiz is funny
i dont feel like looking through a billion files
or my laptop i forget
wiz blocked me on discord for asking when he was getting out of diamond

I'm in a discord server with wiz and others. I don't really talk in it but I like to be nosey
idk y but i feel like the longer ive been here the worse ive got
and idk if its just me bugging
Ok aether is dogshit again I quit
getting the kovaaks disease
nah discordian disease
I always felt better off this discord
wow
good things happened while I wasnt here

