general

[scarlet elk]

next update shes dead

[rose night]

he need more static

[scarlet elk]

shotguns nerfed too

[sour totem]

Walkin man

diamonds hard nowadays

I'm hardstuck dia

[scarlet elk]

no its not bro

[fresh summit]

She aint even fast anymore

Lmfao

Easier to kill

[scarlet elk]

stop being dumb

and u get immo

[sour totem]

Bro it's legit impossible

[scarlet elk]

its like a participation award for not taking bad fights

[ancient osprey]

hardest part of the game

[drifting dock]

u can que with domi now btw

😭

[scarlet elk]

like all u need to do to get immo

is not die first

[sour totem]

He won't be able to touch my lobbies

mmr alone sets us different

[scarlet elk]

and any time u are in man advantage

dont die for free

boom

[sour totem]

like the games hard stollin I went negative

[scarlet elk]

65% wr

[scarlet elk]

ur mmr is good atleast

[sour totem]

Yeah I got carried by magenta ofc it's good

[scarlet elk]

i hopped on an alt i havent been on in a while

and i was getting 38 a game

[sour totem]

Only time I play this game it unironcially does seem like I get boosted atp

I just don't wanna play unless it's with magenta he makes the games fun he's always on some bullshit

[scarlet elk]

ngl last time i qed into him on main i bot fragged and we lost

it was pretty bad

[sour totem]

dw bro

he balances it out by bot fragging my lobbies sometimes

I still hold a grudge for him going double neg on yoru on one of my immo rankups

[fresh summit]

just play val with someone whos brain-dead

10x more fun

[sour totem]

@dusty ruin

Gotta make sure he sees it

[scarlet elk]

me magenta and his duo

[fallen slate]

Yes

[sour totem]

look at me

[scarlet elk]

all on the bottom

[sour totem]

am I the goat or what

[fresh summit]

Honestly play any game with someone whos mental

Its just fun

[sour totem]

Yo wait

our tejo was immo?

😭

NO WONDER BRO WAS COMMING SO HARD

He was trying to setup plays EVERY round bro

[scarlet elk]

the fuck are ur lobbies

[sour totem]

That explains sm

[scarlet elk]

d2-imm1

[sour totem]

smurf lobbies

Magenta on smurf

[scarlet elk]

is a CRAZY gap

[sour totem]

my mmr being high asc-immo still

[clear shuttle]

is there a vdim for the valorant season 1

[fresh summit]

old ss

[scarlet elk]

mm still pissed me off

[clear shuttle]

i just skimmed it and didnt see anything

[sour totem]

If I played alone it'd average out pretty quick

[scarlet elk]

like how do i drop 300 acs in a immo2 avg lobby

and very next game

[sour totem]

I really do wanna get back into playing val

[fresh summit]

i played against 4skin bro

[scarlet elk]

i have a duo of asc2 peek duelists

[fresh summit]

I was shaking

[sour totem]

especially now that neon is hopefully gonna be gutted

[scarlet elk]

both triple neg

[scarlet elk]

have u seen the leaked patch notes

[sour totem]

Yeah

Bruh

You should of seen val chat

[dusty ruin]

LOL true

[sour totem]

I think 5 different people posted it

[clear shuttle]

neon ass now

[sour totem]

😭

[fresh summit]

Neon and shotguns gg

its over

[dusty ruin]

bro i just can't play seriously on an alt

[fresh summit]

For neon mains

[dusty ruin]

gotta have fun

[scarlet elk]

https://x.com/ValorantUpdated/status/2052446096136323270?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Valorant Updates (@ValorantUpdated)

Patch 12.09 // Shotgun Changes // #VALORANT

• All shotguns are now less accurate when moving and shooting

• Run, walk, crouch-walk, and jump inaccuracy values have been standardized across all shotguns

X · May 7, 2026, 5:50 PM

i saw this today

and almost cried

[fresh summit]

Out of joy

[sour totem]

Don't act like you can play seriously on main either bro

[dusty ruin]

??????????????

gleeb

[clear shuttle]

once you got to like ascendent+ all you would run into was a neon judge or a neon shooting you through the wall

[dusty ruin]

what the hell

[sour totem]

We've seen it bro

You can't aura your way out of this

[dusty ruin]

bro we genuinely thought you died

[scarlet elk]

hello g

[fresh summit]

even in low ranks

Its everywhere

[scarlet elk]

i got my 2fa back

[fresh summit]

[dusty ruin]

true

[clear shuttle]

yeah but they dogshit anyways so it doesnt matter

[sour totem]

dude

[fresh summit]

point stands

[sour totem]

did you see our tejo was immo magenta

[scarlet elk]

i lost my 2fa app on phone

[fresh summit]

You see them in low ranks too

[scarlet elk]

backup code gone when i updated to w11

[dusty ruin]

chudster

[polar pivot]

why use a 2fa app

[dusty ruin]

wrong reply

[sour totem]

I wonder if he was on derank game cause how else is he in that lobby

[fresh summit]

every mf thinks they're dambi

like

[scarlet elk]

had to retrieve old 2fa from phone at my parents house

[polar pivot]

just use phone number?

[scarlet elk]

which is 1200 miles away

[sour totem]

use both

[polar pivot]

thats 3fa now

[clear shuttle]

is there a vdim for the valorant season 1? im tryna grind rn but dont feel like playing the benchmarks over and over

[scarlet elk]

cause when i setup 2fa on disc u had to use authy

[fresh summit]

aegis?

[sour totem]

@dusty ruin boost me until we can play on main

[scarlet elk]

it was a long ass time ago

cause i was modding for the archon

and they required it

[sour totem]

archon?

[dusty ruin]

gregtech bro

[scarlet elk]

mc server

[drifting dock]

i hopped monifactory too

[sour totem]

See this is the issue

my duo never wants to play

[polar pivot]

lol

[sour totem]

and his mmr keeps him in fucking immo+ somehow

[drifting dock]

now i feel like an engineer doing some simple shit

[sour totem]

so we can never play

It's such bullshit

[scarlet elk]

also i legit was in a ranked game with u like 3 months ago bro

[sour totem]

Like derank you fuck

[dusty ruin]

early game is so troll bro

[scarlet elk]

why didnt u tell the people

i was alive

[dusty ruin]

u were?????

[sour totem]

He didn't fucking know bro

[dusty ruin]

bro what

[sour totem]

💀

[scarlet elk]

I TOLD U

[dusty ruin]

WHAT

[scarlet elk]

I WAS WALKIN

[sour totem]

yeah this mag

[dusty ruin]

I DON'T REMEMBER THIS

[scarlet elk]

IN THE GAME

wait

wrong thing

[dusty ruin]

👀

[polar pivot]

HOLY SHIT THE TEAM IS TROLLING

[sour totem]

Were u boosting another egirl magenta...

[scarlet elk]

im the chamber

[fresh summit]

henthai virus going wild

[scarlet elk]

bro

[scarlet elk]

HE WAS

LOL

[fresh summit]

How many js do u need now

[polar pivot]

BANNED EVERY MAP EXCEPT THE ONE WERE GONNA GET SHIT ON

[rose night]

https://youtu.be/jONVY_3bZ6Q ngl it could be worse

[dusty ruin]

yoooo

that is lowkey me

[sour totem]

yo wait

[rose night]

id rather be silver ow than bronze rivals

[sour totem]

magenta is fucking imm1 rn

[drifting dock]

is it close to u guys

[sour totem]

wait

wait

wait

waiut

wait

If I lock in

[fresh summit]

ya

[drifting dock]

theres 2 in my neighboring country

[sour totem]

I can get asc1

[fresh summit]

Xd

[sour totem]

then throw his mains elo

BIG BRAIN

[scarlet elk]

i bot fragged in ur game and then mvped in remixs game like 2 games later

sorry g

[polar pivot]

Want that

[sour totem]

You hate magenta

I see

how it is

[fresh summit]

gg

[dusty ruin]

the win rate is bad.

very bad

[sour totem]

stay there

let me try to get asc1

[scarlet elk]

I HAD TO FILL SENTI

[dusty ruin]

wow

[sour totem]

then we elo abuse you

[scarlet elk]

CAUSE HIS FUCKASS DUO

LOCKED JETT

AND BAITED

[dusty ruin]

bro i was filling brim

💔

bc my fuckass duo locked jett

and baited

[scarlet elk]

instalock jett iso

[sour totem]

Why were u letting the asc1 egirl lock in duelist

[polar pivot]

im crine

[sour totem]

you don't even let me lock in duelist if we queue

[scarlet elk]

when i only play reyna on split

[sour totem]

????

[dusty ruin]

she a jett main

[sour totem]

BITCH I'M A JETT MAIN

[scarlet elk]

and then i was gonna go skye

but fucking magenta

[sour totem]

egirl priviliege...

[drifting dock]

lv500 🥀

[scarlet elk]

said i should

play senti

[sour totem]

He was right

[drifting dock]

how much hrs u got to hit 500

i have 1.5k at lv330

[scarlet elk]

ngl i coulda solo won us the game if i went cypher and commed

but i didnt feel like it

[fresh summit]

No sunlight 3 years minimum

[scarlet elk]

depends on when u started playing the game

levels werent a thing for a while

[sour totem]

Do y'all ever feel bad for being happy seeing someones downfall

The fuckers that kicked me out of my low elo val team are all falling lower and lower in rank

[fresh summit]

if theyre scum

nah

[scarlet elk]

all the time

[sour totem]

It's so nice to see

They also doing shit

🔥

It's fine they're shit human beings

I've never heard more slurs casually said even on cod man

[scarlet elk]

bro i had a guy leave my game like round 4 a few weeks ago

cause there was a tornado coming towards his house

and he hasnt played in 3 weeks

[gloomy flume]

I’m the best cypher player in the world

[scarlet elk]

im lowkey kinda worried

[solemn prawn]

played novice for a few runs hehe

[sour totem]

He's fine bruh

[spiral quartz]

is there any good vod viewer that can detect cheat on ground scen there? pls

[sour totem]

He just gotta focus on irl shit

[scarlet elk]

prolly

[sour totem]

I mean a tornado was literally coming towards his house

[scarlet elk]

but when he left

[sour totem]

I imagine he's got some property damage and shit and waht not

[scarlet elk]

coincided with an ef4 touching down

in illi

which matched his ping

so like

[sour totem]

Mfer is actually investigating 😭

[scarlet elk]

i mean nobody died in that storm

[scarlet elk]

im a weather dork

[rose night]

no

[sour totem]

I imagine his shit might of just gotten wrecked if anything

[scarlet elk]

its a hobby

[rose night]

i got happy seeing dawn getting banned

[scarlet elk]

bros house might lowkey be gone

[coarse belfry]

that fella got warped to a different dimension

[scarlet elk]

which dawn

[coarse belfry]

flying cows

[sour totem]

dawnmower

[rose night]

the evil one

[scarlet elk]

dawnmoer

YES

HOLY FUCK

YESSSSSSS

[sour totem]

Lowkey I'm baffled how they stayed as long as they did

when they would nonstop talk about their OF

[scarlet elk]

btw she had her val account boosted back to immo by someone else

[sour totem]

Cause she can't get immo anymore?

[scarlet elk]

and then dropped a .62 kd the next act

[rose night]

the chud dawnmower vs the tuff zcn

[sour totem]

sounds about right

[scarlet elk]

no shes shit

[coarse belfry]

we havent had mods since like 2021

[scarlet elk]

i legit only got imm to spite her

[sour totem]

but she was a GC player!

[scarlet elk]

cause her ego was irritating

[coarse belfry]

besides wawe

[rose night]

i remember her shitting on me and now shes diamond vt and im master vt

[sour totem]

😭

[scarlet elk]

and then she crashed out so i blocked her

[solemn prawn]

🩷

goat joey

[scarlet elk]

she tried to ego me cause i was asc 1

so i turned my comms back on and avged like 70% wr to immo

[sour totem]

Sounds accurate

[scarlet elk]

then turned them back off

[sour totem]

Idk

the only person that ever ego'd me was you

Everyone elses treats me like a failed experiment

[scarlet elk]

u get mad when i ego u

[rose night]

she tried to ego me saying im bad at every game i touch

[scarlet elk]

u get mad when i hype u up

idk jade

[sour totem]

I get mad when anyone hypes me up

[rose night]

and that im not good at anything

[scarlet elk]

u might be the problem

[sour totem]

cause it feels fake as fuck bruh

[scarlet elk]

CAUSE UR ON 75HZ

[rose night]

and i have better scores than her

maybe dawn is just noob

[scarlet elk]

the bar is underground

[sour totem]

Lowkey

[coarse belfry]

is joey modern day mana

[scarlet elk]

not impressive

[coarse belfry]

60hz gm

[sour totem]

I do need to learn how to be more confident and take the hype up

[scarlet elk]

tbf when i do it

[solemn prawn]

would you guys reccomend the orange or black artisan zero

[rose night]

i got top 200 pasu tho

[scarlet elk]

like im trolling 90% of the time

so when im genuine it doesnt seem real

[sour totem]

You're not the only one though

[drifting dock]

not even if ur feeling good?

[sour totem]

That is true

[rose night]

or well was top 200 pasu

[scarlet elk]

but thats part of the joy i get from baiting

you never know when im lyinh

[sour totem]

Eh

[scarlet elk]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G0xVAkMaIAAo0AX.gif

[sour totem]

No one hypes me up if I'm popping off

it's only when I'm not

ykwim?

[ancient osprey]

bro

at work today

the dude making food

[solemn prawn]

feel that

[sour totem]

Anyways I lowkey need to figure out how to a little like

egotistical

or just confident ig

[scarlet elk]

jade would be hella good at val if they had an ego

like just swing

[sour totem]

I always say I need to but I just dunno how

[scarlet elk]

shoot gun

ezpz

[drifting dock]

i feel like thats reasonable too no

[ancient osprey]

deadass dropped 2 burgers on the floor, looked at me, laughed, said "you didnt see shit" and put them on the burger and delivered them 😭

[sour totem]

Fuck no

I cannot put into words how much I don't wanna hear hype whem I'm done

[ancient osprey]

never trust fast food wwhen close to closing time

[dim mist]

my cat just sneezed and scared tf out of me

[drifting dock]

idk ig people take it different ways ig

[sour totem]

do NOT hype me up and try to make me feel good if I'm doing shit

[scarlet elk]

put it in timeout

it must learn

[drifting dock]

did u just switch roles with ur cat

[sour totem]

Tell me I'm shit and I should be better cause I am better

[dim mist]

yes

[sour totem]

That's the method for trying to get jades mental back

[drifting dock]

W bonding

[sour totem]

that or just be fucking hilarious

I hate to say it but this one guy just started doing an indian accent after I got tilted

all anger gone in an instant

😭

[drifting dock]

yo indian accent is lwk funny ash

[scarlet elk]

u just gotta realize every single player thats sub t100 radiant is shit

at the game

and then its all easy

[drifting dock]

its even more funny if u imagine them bobbing their head

no racist i love my indian homies tho 💯

[sour totem]

This also means I'm shit

😔

[scarlet elk]

no it just means u dont play

obv if u were grinding u would be t100 rad

[sour totem]

Delulu

[solemn prawn]

getting towards masters pgt

[sour totem]

Dude this is also why I don't believe any of the shit people say like WHERE IS YOUR FAITH COMING FROM

The val chat has like

infinite faith in my ability

when I used to mid frag my ascendant games otw to immo

[scarlet elk]

cause they know how shit rad players are

[sour totem]

It's so baffling

[scarlet elk]

i mean shit when i q'd into ethos

hes a former t50 rad

[solemn prawn]

perspective

[scarlet elk]

and he was mid as fuck in asc lobbies

[drifting dock]

that guy is a bum bro

[scarlet elk]

tbf we were getting sniped hella hard

but still

[scarlet elk]

he is

but like

[sour totem]

Listen I played with magenta

[scarlet elk]

not crazy bummy

[sour totem]

That guy might as well by like threshold to rad at his peak

[drifting dock]

not even like talking ab how good he is

[sour totem]

I saw him go double neg in diamond lobbies

while trying

[scarlet elk]

magenta is mid bro

[sour totem]

I still don't get it.

[scarlet elk]

i clear him

[drifting dock]

he only had like 10 fans left after he fell off and he still scammed them

😭

[sour totem]

Either way

Guess what I'ma be doing soon?

[scarlet elk]

bro low rank lobbies are hard bro

[sour totem]

val streams

[scarlet elk]

shit gets weird

people just do things

for fun

[drifting dock]

ppl been getting better at the game man

[sour totem]

We are going to be doing a grind to immortal

[drifting dock]

and they just do wtv so u cant expect it

[scarlet elk]

no they are just braindead

like u kill a guy

[sour totem]

I've just been getting worse at the game

[scarlet elk]

and nobody swings to trade him

[sour totem]

It's not others getting better

[drifting dock]

yea i get wym

[scarlet elk]

so u think hes solo

[sour totem]

they're still shit I'm just worse...

[scarlet elk]

3s later

his teammate walks out on u

[drifting dock]

sometimes ppl just walk out of smokes and stuff

[scarlet elk]

full baiting

[drifting dock]

like its so random

[scarlet elk]

its just braindead

[rose night]

get him fired

[sour totem]

firiya owes me vod reviews

[idle fjord]

They see the horns

[sour totem]

I can't wait to play val properly man

I've missed the game so long

[idle fjord]

They recognize the goat

[scarlet elk]

lock in twin

[sour totem]

That'd be fire if I wasn't a dragon

OC is a dragon 😔

[idle fjord]

Dragons have horns too

[scarlet elk]

go true stretched low sens and crutch ur way to immo

[sour totem]

I put on 73cm.

[empty chasm]

How much is a reasonable ask to sell an artisan zero out of the box and used for?

[drifting dock]

i mean cows do too

[sour totem]

Depends

how heavily used n shit

[scarlet elk]

ive been on like 200cm for fun recently

[sour totem]

You're fucking worse than magenta

Holy shit

[scarlet elk]

but i just swapped back to like 37

[scarlet elk]

.05 1600

its so funny

[sour totem]

I don't get how anyone does anything on above 100

Even on like

[scarlet elk]

to play with

[drifting dock]

200 bro having an arm workout playing the game

[sour totem]

73cm it's been taking me time

I feel so slow

[idle fjord]

Cows DO NOT have horns

[drifting dock]

bro have u guys seen marteen play raze 😭

[sturdy flame]

just got my second cerulean score ever!

[scarlet elk]

u legit have to swipe the full pad like 3 times

to 180

[sour totem]

Do u even dodge flashes

?

[scarlet elk]

no

tf

[idle fjord]

Show me one cow with a horn

[scarlet elk]

i legit cant

[idle fjord]

Fuck

[scarlet elk]

i just eat the flash and either 1tap the guy blind or die

[sour totem]

Chest sore

I need to workout

[idle fjord]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1502040858248347841/YouCut_20260507_114907707-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[scarlet elk]

simple

[sour totem]

I've been procrastinating this back workout all fucking day bro

[drifting dock]

alr u win

[sour totem]

now it's 2 am

like what do I even do.

[scarlet elk]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bull-grazing-gordon-ramsay-makes-masa--k01KR5P9R4QWH0YJ3D2G74Y0HRE

[drifting dock]

gts and do it in the morning

[idle fjord]

Back workout?

[drifting dock]

if u do it now ur probably not gonna sleep at all

[ancient osprey]

hell nah he hella chill i thought id js let yall know that this shit does happen

[sour totem]

I've never seen someone as confidently incorrect as okmn

[sour totem]

You underestimate me

[sour totem]

I wasn't going to fucking sleep anyways

LMAO

[ancient osprey]

🕵️

[scarlet elk]

2am max out ur backsquat

[drifting dock]

u right

[scarlet elk]

its the method

[drifting dock]

might asw do it then

[scarlet elk]

how i used to destress from retail job

[sour totem]

Aight chat welp

I really do need to do this shit

[drifting dock]

but lwk u gotta recover properly to get ur gains bro 😭

[sour totem]

I'll cya soon

[idle fjord]

Gl chief

[sour totem]

I recover properly wdym

[idle fjord]

You won't.

[sour totem]

I get plenty of rest

[drifting dock]

gl vro

[scarlet elk]

goodbye forever kae jade

[ancient osprey]

eat beef

[sour totem]

Walking sent 3 hitmen to my house

[idle fjord]

Goodbye JadeSOAR

[ancient osprey]

from a local farm

[sour totem]

he's wiping out my bloodline

[solemn prawn]

got it after a few more attempts

[sour totem]

cool bruh

[ancient osprey]

and youll be good

[sour totem]

cool coo-l

[drifting dock]

training goal : strong enough to survive the hitmen

[ancient osprey]

i bought this honey couple days back

its quite fire

[scarlet elk]

https://tenor.com/view/i-got-my-eyes-on-you-watching-you-signal-point-stalk-gif-5960200

[drifting dock]

why that look so raw

[ancient osprey]

it is

its from a local farm

[sour totem]

I was about to say it probably is

😭

[drifting dock]

like it has the straight from the source look

[sour totem]

okay fr bye

[drifting dock]

W

[ancient osprey]

it tastes hella good

like genuinely 10x better than any store bought honey ive eve rhad

[scarlet elk]

raw honey is fine if ur above the age of 3

shits fire

[drifting dock]

is it cus they might choke

[scarlet elk]

no

cause it can give u botulism

[drifting dock]

oh

[scarlet elk]

but only if ur a baby with a shit immune system

[drifting dock]

yo i just learned a new word

[ancient osprey]

?

[scarlet elk]

?

[swift halo]

feed it to a day care to weed out the weak vs strong

[ancient osprey]

dude lived 20 years and never heard of botulism

[drifting dock]

i didnt know botulism

[raven moon]

Hello guys I want the Voltaic s5 code please

[drifting dock]

im 19

[scarlet elk]

ngl thats crazy

[scarlet elk]

sorry thats paywalled

[drifting dock]

is that common?

[scarlet elk]

venmo me 10$

[empty chasm]

HONEY IS NASTY

[swift halo]

l opinion tbh

[scarlet elk]

no but like

how have u not heard

of botulism

[empty chasm]

Diddyblud said paywall for vt

[drifting dock]

i mightve but forgot but

[raven moon]

Need Voltaic S5 code kindly

its bugged for me

[drifting dock]

idk i know now at least

[scarlet elk]

#resources

[drifting dock]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-happy-steam-happy-steamhappy-steam-happy-gif-8842338195885578378

[scarlet elk]

ur future kids are saved

[drifting dock]

real

[scarlet elk]

pasteurize ur honey

[drifting dock]

u saved my kids

maybe ill save a life with this knowledge

[scarlet elk]

i expect ur firstborns middle name to either be walkin or gleebin

u can pick between the 2

[drifting dock]

i fw gleeb

[polar pivot]

just

[ancient osprey]

i did play gleeb pill recently

[empty chasm]

What mouse pad we using guys?

[scarlet elk]

LOL

[solemn prawn]

artisan zero orange xsoft xl

[scarlet elk]

i lowkey forgot ab gleebpill

shits peek tho

[empty chasm]

I using that too but me no like it bc sleeves suck ahh wirh it

[scarlet elk]

i think ive launched kvks twice in the last year

[solemn prawn]

which sleeve

[scarlet elk]

dont use sleeves

they are propaganda

[drifting dock]

im using the soles from my kobes

[scarlet elk]

to get u to spend money

[solemn prawn]

mousepads are propaganda too

and mice

use touchscreen

[scarlet elk]

pads good

sleeves useless

[empty chasm]

Pulsar one

[solemn prawn]

arguably not

[drifting dock]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-gif-24503889

[solemn prawn]

which direction is bad for u?

[empty chasm]

Alll

[drifting dock]

aiming in 10 years

im calling it

[raven moon]

Voltaic Novice Benchmarks S5 why when i put this in kovaaks the playlist it doesnt show?

[solemn prawn]

kibu arm sleeve is working fine for me, I notice a bit more resistance on vertical motions but it isnt bad at all, lowk kibu arm sleeve would reccomend

[empty chasm]

I keep researching and ppl ssying the Saturn pro is basically the zero but better with sleeves

[solemn prawn]

Put in the playlist code into online playlists

[raven moon]

can you please give me the code?

[solemn prawn]

KovaaKsBottingShinyDoor

that is for intermeidate

KovaaKsBouncingSilverBinding

that is easy

[raven moon]

thanks alot

[slow shale]

why did the chicken cross the road?

[ancient osprey]

does it deserve to replace snacktrack or aether in s5.5 🤔

[raven moon]

just to cross it

[slow shale]

no you silly little chicken

it wanted to get to the OTHER side

[ancient osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/feels-the-aura-plaqueboymax-young-dabo-aura-duke-dennis-gif-13430493749327691029

[sour totem]

What's your opinion on tater tots

[fresh summit]

fire

[solemn prawn]

I think tayders would have a good opinion

[scarlet elk]

only da real ogs know ab the extragleebpill method

[scarlet elk]

gotta throw em in a frydaddy

[sour totem]

What do I do if I drink water then feel like throwing up

[granite lynx]

yeah thats not good

[fresh summit]

maybe ur drinking too fast idk

[agile lily]

Sip water

Instead

[scarlet elk]

either ur dehydrated, infected with rabies, or on psychedelics

[west remnant]

drink water slowly
and maybe eat a small snack

[scarlet elk]

could be any of the 3 tbh

[west remnant]

the rabies one would be throat spasms or cramps, not a feeling of throwing up lol

[scarlet elk]

rabies also makes u legit afraid of water

like u avoid it at all costs

[west remnant]

...which is where the throat spasms come into play

[scarlet elk]

@sour totem yeah u prolly have rabies

gg

[sour totem]

I think I just drakn too much

24 24 in a span of like 10m not the smartest

[west remnant]

most likely

[drifting dock]

jade i think u caught the hentaivirus

[scarlet elk]

u mean like 48ozs in 10 minutes

cause that would def do it

[sour totem]

yes

[scarlet elk]

why would u do that

u fucking idiot

[west remnant]

yeah def drink water more slowly XD

[drifting dock]

i think hes thirsty

[scarlet elk]

so just drink 24 ozs

[sour totem]

I was thirsty

[scarlet elk]

why the second 24

[sour totem]

then i was still thirsty

What is confusing about this

Honestly I still want some more water

[scarlet elk]

jade fr stripping his body of sodium potassium and magnesium

actually ngl u might be electrolyte deficient

fix that

[west remnant]

more like he's overwhelming his liver bc it will not process that fast

jade do NOT drink more water rn 💀

[scarlet elk]

this why i drink so much alcohol

[west remnant]

you need to take a break and wait it out

[scarlet elk]

training my liver to work faster

[west remnant]

youre gonna get water intoxication

[scarlet elk]

progressive overload

[scarlet elk]

in my experience u usually throw up before that happens

[west remnant]

dont even drink anything else
wait for like
another hour or two

[scarlet elk]

but tbf it only happens to me when im on high dose psychs

[west remnant]

you throw up bc of water intoxication

[scarlet elk]

so maybe bad anecdote

[scarlet elk]

prolly

[west remnant]

literally one symptom is nausea and throwing up

[scarlet elk]

honestly not that bad tho

cause ur just throwing up water

[west remnant]

water intoxication can lead to death tho????

[sour totem]

I'm having some tater tots

[scarlet elk]

like it sucks but not as bad as most time u throw up

[sour totem]

oh wow y'all are being real serious rn

it's not that bad

[scarlet elk]

so can existing in the world

its fine

most people dont die

[sour totem]

I just haven't drunk any water at all today really besides one 24oz way way earlier

[west remnant]

no im saying
dont drink more rn
wait it out
bc you can end up with water intoxication

[scarlet elk]

bro u obviously didnt attend the voltaic performance seminar on the importance of hydration

disappointing

[west remnant]

you just gulped down 48 oz in 10 min
anymore and your body will actually hate you

[sour totem]

Correct

[drifting dock]

48oz actually was way less than i thought it was

[sour totem]

I only attended the creatine one

[drifting dock]

i thought it would be like 2L+

[sour totem]

Oh and a lil of the caffeine on

[west remnant]

yeah its way less
but it's more than we should drink in 10 min XD

[drifting dock]

yea still its a lot for 10m

[scarlet elk]

i only attended the hydration one

[drifting dock]

its like 1.5L

[rose night]

if ur pee clear u drinking 2 much water

[scarlet elk]

cause i know creatine mechs already

[drifting dock]

what if its blue

[sour totem]

I did the creatine one cause I just got onto creatine and was curious about

[scarlet elk]

and caffeine shit doesnt apply to me really

cause my tolerance is absurd

[sour totem]

I did the caffeine one cause I had freetime and was curious

[west remnant]

well
if its consistently clear its bad
once or twice every so often isnt bad

[drifting dock]

dont u develop tolerance

[scarlet elk]

yes

[drifting dock]

yea

[sour totem]

caffiene one was what led me to the combo of l-theanine and caffeine

which helped me a lot tbh

[scarlet elk]

my pr is 2.4g in 24 hours

[drifting dock]

time to increase the doses!

[scarlet elk]

that was a bit much tho

ngl

[scarlet elk]

l theanine and prescription amphetamines is the method

[west remnant]

do yall jsut have a death wish or smt

[sour totem]

Oh then it's bad

[scarlet elk]

icl

shit goes crazy

[sour totem]

This is a really weird convo now

[scarlet elk]

i was pulling an all nighter studying for finals

gotta do what u gotta do

[west remnant]

yea

[sour totem]

Hey hey

don't lump me in with them

[west remnant]

okay fair enough i suppose

[drifting dock]

yo but fr what if its blue

[scarlet elk]

prolly not as bad for me as like 160mg of vyvanse was

[sour totem]

I have one 8oz cup of coffee every once in a while not even daily

[drifting dock]

do u guys have coffe at night?

[sour totem]

I blame the creatine though

[west remnant]

idkkkk
you drank 48 oz in 10 min

[sour totem]

I need to piss so fucking much

[scarlet elk]

buy urself a reign

solid 300mg

straight to the dome

[sour totem]

Hell no

[drifting dock]

i have 12oz every day in the mornings/afternoons

[scarlet elk]

its fire

[sour totem]

All energy drinks make me feel so shit

and they all taste shit

[scarlet elk]

my avg daily consumption is prolly like 400-600mg

[west remnant]

bad if its constant ig
i think some food dyes can affect the colors

[scarlet elk]

of caffeine

[sour totem]

Sometimes honestly

[west remnant]

i do :D

[sour totem]

If I know I'm not gonna sleep

[west remnant]

And monsters too

[sour totem]

I pour a cup

and go "fuck it we ball"

Caffeine for me is actually a gambling system

[scarlet elk]

bro if u macrodose vit c

[drifting dock]

idk vro even if i like decide to stay up i dont take coffee at night

[scarlet elk]

it comes out a crazy color

[sour totem]

Does it work? does it not work? or does it wokr in the opposite direction?

[drifting dock]

i think the crash would be too much

[scarlet elk]

legit looks like yellow gatorade

[sour totem]

I'm starting to wonder if my pee is healthy guys stop making me paranoid

[west remnant]

i get more sugar crashes than i get caffeine crashes

[drifting dock]

or i think it wouldnt even work

[scarlet elk]

should be perma pale yellow

like just barely yellow

[west remnant]

if its bright yellow or orange
dehydrated
if its clear
overhydrated

[sour totem]

it's clear or slightly tinted usually

[drifting dock]

ive had 12oz or mroe every day for like 3 years straight

[scarlet elk]

if its clear ur drinking too much

[sour totem]

clear is usually when I'm downing a lot of water in a short time frame

like uh

rn.

[lusty oasis]

the funny way that this is how you play tracking

[sour totem]

LMAO

[scarlet elk]

u want it slightly tinted perma

[lusty oasis]

it's making me laugh

[scarlet elk]

cause if u get dehydrated

[sour totem]

Literally why I pinged you

[west remnant]

yeah dont do that 💀

[scarlet elk]

it takes like a full week

to recover

[lusty oasis]

i just woke up

[west remnant]

its your body saying you drank too much XD

[sour totem]

BUT I"M SO THIRSTY

[drifting dock]

idk sometimes u just need it

[west remnant]

DRINK WATER LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

[scarlet elk]

buy electrolyte packets

[drifting dock]

well not like 1.5l in 10m but

[sour totem]

I AM DRINKING WATER??

[drifting dock]

sometimes i down 1l in 10m too

[west remnant]

too fast smh

[lusty oasis]

just drink the water however u want bro

[sour totem]

okay wait wait

does it help

[lusty oasis]

it's not gonna hurt you

[sour totem]

if I add in the fact

I was mid workout?

[west remnant]

no

[scarlet elk]

bro i take meds that give me perma cotton mouth and make me thirsty

[west remnant]

you should be careful with water consumption even in work outs

[scarlet elk]

and even i

am not doing

48 ozs

in 10m

[sour totem]

nt

[lusty oasis]

LMAAOOOOO

[west remnant]

if you run a race or you work out heavily, and you drink a crap ton of water during a rest/recovery, youll just throw up

[lusty oasis]

i'm fucking crying

[scarlet elk]

dont u take creatine

[sour totem]

Yeah

[scarlet elk]

and eat like a normal human

ok so

[lusty oasis]

guy who clearly doesn't drink enough soda:

[scarlet elk]

creatine is binding to water

in ur muscles

[lusty oasis]

creatine make thirsty

[scarlet elk]

same with carbs

[modern quiver]

What's the difference between #1153030249198669884 and #1019641746776412200 ?

[drifting dock]

doesnt creatine make u carry more water

[scarlet elk]

binding into glycogen

[lusty oasis]

i think it's the names

maybe

[scarlet elk]

bc it binds to water

[modern quiver]

Hmmm?

[west remnant]

i drink soda basically every day atp

[sour totem]

One is a vod review

[scarlet elk]

so u dont need to drink

[sour totem]

the other is guidace

[scarlet elk]

as much

[lusty oasis]

clearly not enough

[drifting dock]

so u look like a bit bloated

[sour totem]

Wdym what's the difference

[scarlet elk]

bc ur already carrying

[lusty oasis]

the names

[west remnant]

im gonna end up with diabetes atp yall

[scarlet elk]

like 10-15 pounds of water weight

if ur a normal sized human

[lusty oasis]

eden i am trolling btw don't waste your time replying

[sour totem]

Oh baby I'm not a normal sized human

They call me bigger chungus

[drifting dock]

dont u feel like bad like idk how to describe

[slow shale]

its ok its not as bad as stage 4 cancer

[scarlet elk]

built like fucking torex

spherical

[west remnant]

wdym lol

[lusty oasis]

i read this like you were a deep southern black lady

[sour totem]

not that bad

But yeah no I'm overweight'

I've been trying to get it to go down but it just

isnt.

Lowkey making me hella depressed but it's all good

Just keep doing exercise and watching diet

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[scarlet elk]

thats fine cause creatine and glycogen water weight accumulate in muscles

[scarlet elk]

shits tuff

[west remnant]

[scarlet elk]

keep on keeping on

[sour totem]

I just comfort myself by saying even if I maintain this weight

[slow shale]

am I wrong?

[sour totem]

I'm still down -60 from my heaviest

[modern quiver]

So if I have a vod, and wanted to ask for help/advice, should I post it in #1019641746776412200 ?

[scarlet elk]

ngl ur still healthier than me when i was hella depressed

[sour totem]

No, you ask in #1153030249198669884 because it is a vod review

[scarlet elk]

i went from 175 to 105 in a year

[lusty oasis]

w progress

[drifting dock]

i mean isnt it normal to look like a bit more puffed up if u take creatine

[scarlet elk]

shit was legit bad

[scarlet elk]

yes

[drifting dock]

doesnt it make u store more water in ur muscles

and stuff

[scarlet elk]

ur gaining water weight

[drifting dock]

yea

[modern quiver]

but people are asking for help in #1019641746776412200 with a vod?

[sour totem]

If you have a question that isn't necessarily something that would be a vod, like desk questions, sens questions, general knowledge. then I'd use #1019641746776412200

[scarlet elk]

whole point of why body builders take winny pre show

[sour totem]

Cause fuckers don't care

[scarlet elk]

to dry them out

[drifting dock]

idk i ask everything here

[scarlet elk]

and get more granularity

[sour totem]

I go the opposite direction cause I binge

[lusty oasis]

shoutout me sending vods to gen chat

[scarlet elk]

i do too dw

[west remnant]

i think it would depend?
diabetes can lead to some crappy health issues too so

[scarlet elk]

you gonna be alr

[sour totem]

I will be

I mean

At my lightest

I was 170

[modern quiver]

So I don't need to delete this and move it to the other channel? ( Sorry for asking too much )
https://discord.com/channels/153919886471593984/1153030249198669884/threads/1502544542073753681/1502544542073753681

[sour totem]

So like I know I can do this shit

[scarlet elk]

thats a healthy weight

[modern quiver]

oh

[sour totem]

it was so much fucking effort to do that bro

[sour totem]

Nah you're chilling

[modern quiver]

Tyy

[scarlet elk]

the problem is that 175 was a healthy weight for me

[sour totem]

I wanna get to 200~

[slow shale]

i mean would you choose guaranteed death or a manageable condition that can possibly lead to death

[scarlet elk]

105 was really bad

[sour totem]

I don't think 170 is reasonable or maintable for me

That was me working out daily

[scarlet elk]

i didnt even know

[sour totem]

HIIT

like

15k steps

[scarlet elk]

i just hopped on the scale one day and it was fucked

[sour totem]

and then other reg daily activity

[drifting dock]

idk if im ever gonna pass 155

[scarlet elk]

i lowkey was prolly close to liver failure

[drifting dock]

ngl

[sour totem]

My brother took me to the gym and tried weighing me on the scale n there

He couldn't figure out how to do it and just said

[scarlet elk]

GOMAD

[sour totem]

"You might just be over 300"

[scarlet elk]

LOL

THATS FUCKED

[idle fjord]

I need to work on an exercise plan

[drifting dock]

i think thats gonna be my end goal probably

[scarlet elk]

liftvault

[idle fjord]

?

[drifting dock]

to reach 155 and be like 15-20% body fat

[sour totem]

I mean hell it made me motivated to lose weight so if it works it works

[idle fjord]

This isn't for me, this is for my gf

[slow shale]

you need to 'work out' an exercise plan. Get it?

[sour totem]

It really helped I love the feeling of muscle soreness after a workout

[idle fjord]

He's concerned about herself gaining weight

[west remnant]

it's a manageable condition that also leads to being immuno-compromised, inability to properly heal from injuries or surgeries, and overall poor health
i think they're both horrible conditions, especially since my mom has type 2 and i lost a cousin to leukemia

[scarlet elk]

fair warning after like 2-3 months u start becoming lactose intolerant

[idle fjord]

Normal

[scarlet elk]

liftvault.com

[drifting dock]

doesnt affect me if i already am 🔥

[idle fjord]

Humans aren't supposed to drink milk

[scarlet elk]

it has any program

u want

[idle fjord]

Tell me about it

Ty

[slow shale]

My condolonces but yes they are both horrible conditions that I would not wish on anyone

[idle fjord]

Pulling teeth

[sour totem]

Trollin

I don't wanna workout everyday

but I feel like if I don't

[scarlet elk]

legit any program for any goal

[sour totem]

It's not working

what do I do

[scarlet elk]

exists there

for free

[idle fjord]

Jade

We should go climbing together

[scarlet elk]

bodybuilding powerlifting oly etc

[sour totem]

Bold of you to assume I can climbg

[scarlet elk]

its there

[idle fjord]

I know you can

[west remnant]

yeahh lol

[idle fjord]

If my goofy ass can

[sour totem]

There is a very strong chance I can't lmao

[idle fjord]

You can't grip?

Can you do a pull up?

[scarlet elk]

climbing easy if u can do a pullup

engage those lats son

[slow shale]

bro that got real way too quick

[sour totem]

I don't know if I can

[fiery flume]

just tried viscose benches properly for the first time, spawned in viridian complete, kind of fun will probably push it

[west remnant]

fr XD
mb

[slow shale]

i was lowkey just trolling

[sour totem]

I don't have anywhere to put a pullup bar at home

[idle fjord]

Doorframe

[sour totem]

And gym wise idek where it is

[slow shale]

nah its all good

[sour totem]

Hey dumbass

[scarlet elk]

use one at the gym?

[fiery flume]

pull up bars so nice

[sour totem]

None of the frames are thick enough

[fiery flume]

I have one at home

[sour totem]

Like do you think I'm slow

Ofc I tried door frame

[scarlet elk]

yes they are

[idle fjord]

TF you calling me a dumbass for not knowing your house

[scarlet elk]

u are not 8000 pounds

[sour totem]

because you obviously think I'm dumb enough

[idle fjord]

No but not everyone has the information I do

[sour totem]

Trolling

[scarlet elk]

u will be fine

[sour totem]

THEY ARE NOT

THICK ENOUGh

TO GO ONTO

THE DOOR

[scarlet elk]

YES

[sour totem]

LIKE

THE DOOR FRAME

CANNOT HOLD THE PULL UP BAR

[fiery flume]

jade you always so feisty bro

[sour totem]

NOT ME

THE BAR

[drifting dock]

what split are u guys on

[sour totem]

THE BAR

[scarlet elk]

THE GYM ONES

[sour totem]

THE BAR

THE BAR

THE BAR

[regal turret]

you can do plenty of exercises withouth gear try calisthenics

[scarlet elk]

U STUPID FUCK

[west remnant]

jade are you in US

[sour totem]

I said I dunno where the one in the gym is

or if it even has one

gyms kinda fucked

[west remnant]

cuz if so
the curse of crappy houses seems to have hit you

[fiery flume]

they will

[idle fjord]

Jade snapping at me

When I didn't even do nothing

[fiery flume]

you get used to it

[sour totem]

I'm trolling I know I can climb