general

[sage tusk]

are you just him now

[placid jungle]

???

why do they

air jump

in elite impossible

[sage tusk]

@potent sand do u think u can get nova elite

[placid jungle]

thjis scen is ass

[sage tusk]

bro i gave it 2 seconds and called it

[potent sand]

lols

[placid jungle]

I played for 3m

[potent sand]

on wat

popcorn?

[sage tusk]

na whole bench

overall nova

[potent sand]

nah nah

i never push elite

only snake elite lol

[unkempt fulcrum]

matty asked for sure

bouta hop on dis and wr 500cm

[placid jungle]

saoko do you think I'll pb dot tmrw

if not

[sage tusk]

im so serious if u get more than 40 on 80+ cm ill get popcorn or bounce good

[placid jungle]

I think I'm gonna take a break

(real)

[sage tusk]

lies

lies

lies

[placid jungle]

no\

real break this time

[sage tusk]

what do u play if break

[placid jungle]

lobotomy corp

and uhh

arknights

[sage tusk]

give it 30m

[placid jungle]

for what

[unkempt fulcrum]

dawg

tf it take a year to find workshop scenarios

[sage tusk]

for pb

[solemn prawn]

What should I add or remove from my bio

[placid jungle]

not now obviously

I'm about to sleep

[sage tusk]

ya tmrw

[placid jungle]

remove 18

remove valo

[unkempt fulcrum]

bro is not fuchisa

[placid jungle]

remove viscose

[sage tusk]

remove vt

lowk remove it all

[placid jungle]

I didn't wanna seem like a hater

so I didn't say remove all

[solemn prawn]

can people read

[placid jungle]

my bio is usually empty

usually

[proud hatch]

Goated

[solemn prawn]

Nobody I’ve ever met reads my whole bio

It says goals peoples

Not current

[cyan mantle]

😭

[placid jungle]

I read everyone's profile

[cyan mantle]

now make it multiclick

[sage tusk]

are you the one that asked for it

[proud hatch]

Sorry, can't watch it, I'm on phone and it's very laggy

[cyan mantle]

no

[placid jungle]

saoko wait

do you think 30m

or should I try for 2h tmrw

I feel like 30m is too short

[sage tusk]

all my stuff comes in the first like 15 mins

[placid jungle]

mine don't

[sick hamlet]

Today i learned that the green bar at the top is dark green if youre on pb pace

[placid jungle]

I take an hour to warm up

[sage tusk]

what if it does

[placid jungle]

well then it's lucky

[proud hatch]

Age

[placid jungle]

dotts is genuinely rng

I'm being so serious

this isn't cope

I can't chain targets across the entire map

[proud hatch]

Hi Loopy

[placid jungle]

if the spawns are just semi normal

then I can get 1320+

[solemn prawn]

🤔

Alright

[sage tusk]

is there a reason for dot specifically

[humble goblet]

Good morning gamers

[sage tusk]

or do you just like the scnee

[solemn prawn]

good morning tampio

[placid jungle]

wdym

reason for what

dot being rng?

[sage tusk]

for dot otping

to nova

[placid jungle]

oh it's cause

I can't even get gm on anything else

well I think at least

[sage tusk]

u can get snake

in like a day

[placid jungle]

I'm not even master in snake

[sage tusk]

i promise

you can

[placid jungle]

you overestimate my tracking

[sage tusk]

you overestimate gm snake

[placid jungle]

I'm super bad at speed matching

I can do smoothness

but I can't do speed matching

especially wide

[humble goblet]

Like a constant speed?

[placid jungle]

ya constant speed I can do

fixed speed

[fiery flume]

snake track isn’t as hard as u think

[placid jungle]

I'm jade in it bro

barely jade

I would rather try gm pgt

[humble goblet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/963445276054544386/1462800901545660436/lovejade.gif

[sage tusk]

i swear in under a week you can get gm snake

[placid jungle]

I would rather put a week into static

[fiery flume]

pgt is a bit harder in advanced but both doable

[fiery flume]

under a day

[placid jungle]

I grind dotts because it was my first gm

and nova seemed the most doable

[humble goblet]

Yea I felt pgt int was easier than snake and then snake adv easier than pgt

[fiery flume]

yep

[placid jungle]

pgt int was fine for me cause

idk it isn't as precise I think

bot 1 was pretty easy to farm points

[humble goblet]

Pgt was one of my first master scores

[placid jungle]

it was one of my most recent

but I haven't done int in a while anyways

[humble goblet]

It was my second after pentabounce

[placid jungle]

past 20d I have been on dot

[humble goblet]

Jeez

[gloomy flume]

https://tenor.com/view/israel-inform-israel-netanyahu-massad-jew-gif-9947234419888681674

[unkempt fulcrum]

screw dis scen i got 60 endin it

[placid jungle]

I started at like 120-130 hours

now I'm at 220h

[sage tusk]

onwhat cm

[unkempt fulcrum]

6

60

[sage tusk]

ok im free

[placid jungle]

idk if I ever wanna play vt scenarios ever again

[potent sand]

Hi

[placid jungle]

if I take more than 100 runs

for a single rank

[sage tusk]

you arent meant to 😭

[humble goblet]

I'm a certified vt grinder

[humble goblet]

Not good

[weak sorrel]

how do i make bot health bar see through like this

[placid jungle]

my first jade was rawcontrol surprisingly

[fiery flume]

set hud bar background to transparent

[weak sorrel]

thanks

[humble goblet]

Hi kanguro

[sage tusk]

tracking gene

[placid jungle]

pretty sure I did it on like 32cm

[supple pier]

what scen

snake track

[placid jungle]

rawcontrol

[supple pier]

oh

ew

[placid jungle]

it was my first jade

💔

[supple pier]

i dont like raw control

annoying scen

havent pusehd

[humble goblet]

I like it raw

[placid jungle]

do you just push precision subcat in int

[supple pier]

i push everything in intermediate

besides frog

[wise veldt]

Guys I’ve found the new tech

[supple pier]

and aether

[wise veldt]

Never miss gaming

Hard confirms every shot

[unkempt fulcrum]

lmao who is dis bro

[placid jungle]

why not advanced

[solemn prawn]

First jade was snake track for me

[supple pier]

the advanced scens are some actual dogshit

i push like 5 of them

and that's it

[placid jungle]

😭

[supple pier]

im getting my nova scores and dippin

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/422448194476048403/1259816925416915036/unknown-41.gif

[placid jungle]

I'm bad at snake track

💔 💔

[wise veldt]

What’s their evxl

[unkempt fulcrum]

idk

[solemn prawn]

Just got masters a few hrs ago because I finally decided to play it again

[supple pier]

2888 hours and no celestial </3

tragic

[unkempt fulcrum]

maybe aleksborea

1

[placid jungle]

I'll probably try it when I get nova dot

or I'll just stop playing kovaaks after

[unkempt fulcrum]

aleksborea1is

[solemn prawn]

O why?

[unkempt fulcrum]

wtf hes jade

[placid jungle]

cause it's mega boring

but it's too late to stop

so I'll just get it over with

then stop playing

[humble goblet]

Sunk cost

[solemn prawn]

did u use to enjoy it

[placid jungle]

fuck no

[unkempt fulcrum]

honestly i feel bro

3k hours and diamond static

[supple pier]

im gonna crash out if i throw again

[unkempt fulcrum]

prob has no hours in static

[solemn prawn]

oh well there’s ur problem 😭

[supple pier]

yet another nova run thrown by my inability to finish my targets

[placid jungle]

I pushed dot cause I was able to get GM on it

[solemn prawn]

Never enjoyed it in the first place

[placid jungle]

but then I realized I could get nova

but then it was also taking too long

[supple pier]

if u get gm snake track you'll start tracking really well

[solemn prawn]

Tampio

what are you grinding rn?

[supple pier]

getting gm is just learning the scenario nova is actually getting decent aim

[fallen slate]

pain

[supple pier]

ngl

[fallen slate]

omfg

[unkempt fulcrum]

play da vt s5 popcorn elite impossible

thing

[supple pier]

😭

[placid jungle]

I fucked up like 8 nova runs

I have like 830 runs on dotts now

[wise veldt]

It’s the first instance of proper technique

Basically

[supple pier]

ye

[wise veldt]

Though the quality of the technique required varies per category

[humble goblet]

Nothing I've lost motivation or someth

[supple pier]

i love penta bounce but fuck penta bounce

im so bad

[solemn prawn]

[supple pier]

im malding so hard rn

[wise veldt]

Rip

Both you and soda

What a shame

[rose night]

u should watch steel ball run

[placid jungle]

svt what are your top 3 categories

aside from static

[humble goblet]

I'll be back grinding at some point

Maybe

[wise veldt]

All of clicking

[fallen slate]

godbleess

[humble goblet]

Idek why I don't want to play and don't enjoy playing anymore

[fallen slate]

i read

prob

[placid jungle]

💔 I guess you're just one of those clickers

[humble goblet]

Because I'm still seeing alright progress n stuff

[wise veldt]

It happens tbh

[humble goblet]

Yeah

[wise veldt]

I lost a lot of motivation pushing nova

So I just stopped

Committed to what I always wanted to play

Now I’m closing in on 1600 1w6ts

I’ve had a few good runs that could have been it

[humble goblet]

[wise veldt]

When I started grinding I was at 1402

[humble goblet]

Big

[wise veldt]

Though a nice break helps

A few weeks

Months

I took a 2 year break before coming back

[rose night]

same

[bold dock]

hurray

[dim gale]

how do you have more than me

Wtf

[ancient osprey]

im the king

im the goat

im the best

[wise veldt]

Mental illness

[bold dock]

i want to post a vod but my dumbass homeboy is in the back saying slurs

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-horror-horror-scared-tweaking-gif-5813723401748476987

[supple pier]

FINALLYYYYYY

[bold dock]

gg

[supple pier]

wouldve gotten 600

[placid jungle]

mental fortification***

[bold dock]

leaderboard

[ancient osprey]

im the best

[placid jungle]

my mental is too good.

[ancient osprey]

im the goat

[placid jungle]

past 100 hours has gone into dot

[proud hatch]

W, stop smurfing! Go Advamced

[wise veldt]

You gotta be a certain type of crazy to play that much dotts

But tbf too

[fiery flume]

it

it is advanced

[placid jungle]

takes one to know one

[wise veldt]

That scenario is the only one of its kind

[fiery flume]

oh

wait

[proud hatch]

Goated, you progressed so fast

[fiery flume]

nvm

wrong screenshot

[placid jungle]

i feel like you've played a lot of static

[supple pier]

i tried pgt advanced

and got hardstuck on bot 2

[placid jungle]

it can't be that different from dot

[wise veldt]

400-450

[supple pier]

but i had a 57% bot 1 😭

[placid jungle]

it's just one requires clicking

and one doesn't

[wise veldt]

But I’ve played a ton of different scens

[proud hatch]

Hi Tampio

[wise veldt]

Not just one scenario

Like a shit ton

[placid jungle]

well

you have like 5x my hours

surely it's fair to have 5x less scenarios played

variety at least

[wise veldt]

Well you’re just playing dotts though

[ancient osprey]

glory to the palanir foundation and peter thiel for funding my kovaaks campaign

[placid jungle]

no comment

[wise veldt]

I’m playing a wide variety of scens

Doing different things

[placid jungle]

it's not like I want to play dot 💔

[supple pier]

i have school in like 6 hours but instead i wish to play the vt benchmark advanced difficulty

[placid jungle]

I'm faithful to dot until nova

I'm just loyal

[ancient osprey]

its friday lil pup

8 hours

and you can grind

😳

the vaaks

[supple pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1333670881964068884/1353198736683171880/ezgif-6-c27d53c407.gif

i will be with my bf all weekend

[wise veldt]

I was the same for 1w2ts

[supple pier]

most likely

[wise veldt]

Didn’t play it for a few months

Got like 1475

From 1395

Kinda easy

[placid jungle]

months is too long

[wise veldt]

I’ll play that scen again and one shot Astra probably

[ancient osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1421596847499247723/1461485975380426833/image1.gif

[wise veldt]

Once I get to 1700 on 1w6ts

[placid jungle]

do you just enjoy 1w6ts or something

or is it for pushing lb

[ancient osprey]

id skip a funeral to grind kovaaks

[supple pier]

idk about all that

[wise veldt]

It’s the best static scen

It’s not even close

[supple pier]

but i can miss a few hours of school for the vaks

[placid jungle]

static kind of bores me

but it's the closest thing to switching

[steep pine]

hellooo hello

[wise veldt]

I just have a lot of motivation to push my scores and be good

[warm vale]

I mean, if the classes are useless...

[warm vale]

You like static?

[supple pier]

we have no work

i spend the entire school day sleeping in litearlly every class

[proud hatch]

Good luck, have a good time

[supple pier]

or juyst on my phone

[wise veldt]

Enough to be pretty good at it

[supple pier]

😭

[steep pine]

I'm new, doing to the s5 novice stuff where can I go to post scores and get advice?

[placid jungle]

I think if I don't go insane from finally getting nova on dot

I'll go play static

[warm vale]

I will never understand, I just can't enjoy static

[placid jungle]

static seems fun ish

[warm vale]

Lmao

[wise veldt]

It’s just hard to improve in at first

Very tedious

[steep pine]

static feels so impossible for me

[supple pier]

fuck i need gm dotts

[proud hatch]

Cruel gif

[supple pier]

but i suck

[wise veldt]

But once you start pushing scores

[supple pier]

what to do

[wise veldt]

It’s really fun

[placid jungle]

you can do smoothness

you can chain

[warm vale]

My classes are like, teachers pretend to teach us a bunch of stuff but we all do our stuff at home

[placid jungle]

now learn to target switch

easy gm dot

[ancient osprey]

i only have 33 hours of school over the next 33 days so i hope i can get like 3 to 5 pbs in the 7/9days i can play or i wont get any for the next 27 days or longer cuz i wont be able for 81 days after that

[supple pier]

gulp

[warm vale]

What how

Only 33 hours

[supple pier]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-funnt-cat-black-cat-sleepy-cat-gif-16409614852005252877

what

[warm vale]

I have 27 hours of classes in a week 😭

[unkempt fulcrum]

Need ban bro asap

Save him

[ancient osprey]

ban me for having 3x11 (33) hours of schools in 27x3 (81) ? 9x9? days? ❓

[placid jungle]

I wonder how I'll do if I try pushing static and learn it

I think my flicks and micros are fine

I'm just mental gapped by clicking

[warm vale]

I think matty talked about fluidity or smthing

[supple pier]

dotts is impossible

[placid jungle]

my fluidity is fine

[supple pier]

maybe i go back to eddie

[placid jungle]

I had to improve my tech a lot just for dot

[strong coyote]

she wanna hang with an indian

[warm vale]

Eddie is impossible

[warm vale]

Dotts is doable

[proud hatch]

Speed clicking is fake, do technique

[fallen slate]

Just under 2 hours I think

[proud hatch]

Hi Dawny, goated

[warm vale]

Aura

[supple pier]

im 2 bots off

[placid jungle]

I can't do speed clicking

[supple pier]

im at 999.5

[placid jungle]

I do speed switching

[strong coyote]

intermediate dotts is like the easiest task besides smoothness

[proud hatch]

Yes

[supple pier]

gulp

[proud hatch]

It's fake

[strong coyote]

it only gets difficult in adv

[placid jungle]

specifically dot and pokeball

[placid jungle]

dot int took me 3 attempts to go from plat to master

[strong coyote]

i got jade dotts within 5 attempts while testing sens

[warm vale]

Lmao

[placid jungle]

I imagine dot novice to be incredibly easy

[ancient osprey]

it gets diff in adv > only gets jade

[placid jungle]

and int was also easy

[proud hatch]

Why does it say "DotTS" and not "VT DotTS Advanced S5"

[ancient osprey]

[strong coyote]

i dont play kvk buddy i have like 20 hrs

[ancient osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/illuminati-allsehendes-auge-gif-1292940224669807385

[ancient osprey]

jade

[proud hatch]

Oooooh

[strong coyote]

teah ? i have 5 attempts on it

[warm vale]

Well, I got over gold on it thinking accuracy mattered....

[strong coyote]

i mean kindof proves my point

no?

delayed eu scum

[placid jungle]

technically it does if you hold lmb

[supple pier]

how the fuck was i doing this on 32cm

[placid jungle]

higher accuracy = less time off targets

less time off targets = more damage dealt

[ancient osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[strong coyote]

besides snaketrack dotts pre advanced is like the easiest task ask like anyone

the score threshhold is so low

[warm vale]

Yeah but like, I wasn't holding lmb and accuracy doesn't take away from the score p sure

[wise veldt]

Flexing Jade scores in the big 26

[warm vale]

That's why #1 has like 66%

[wise veldt]

What happened to the game I love

[strong coyote]

you guyd are genuinely braindead

mot at all what i said

reading comprehension in the gutter here

[wise veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-baby-gloving-light-gloves-ai-gif-7483258751371484589

[placid jungle]

what is this gif bro

[ancient osprey]

w cope

[strong coyote]

the point is that compared to the other scens dotts has the lowest and easiest score thresh to hit

[ancient osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/feels-the-aura-plaqueboymax-young-dabo-aura-duke-dennis-gif-13430493749327691029

[placid jungle]

this gif was created with the intent of giving someone with epilepsy a seizure

[wise veldt]

It’s my favorite gif

It’s so funny for no reason

[placid jungle]

😭

[proud hatch]

Hi svt

[wise veldt]

Honestly switching is pretty easy as a whole in intermediate

[strong coyote]

yes damn you guys are absolutely owning me with your thousands of fps hours

[strong coyote]

yes

[wise veldt]

Well actually

[atomic nebula]

i have radiant miniphase is it tuff

[strong coyote]

the score threshholds for switching esp speed switching

[wise veldt]

All of intermediate is easy

[placid jungle]

doesn't every cat get a jump in adv

[strong coyote]

is like commonly aggreed apon

to be the lowest

[proud hatch]

Hi q

[atomic nebula]

hello guilder hry

[strong coyote]

compared to the other categories

[ancient osprey]

dont even have 50

[proud hatch]

I'm fine, wby?

[atomic nebula]

good good

[placid jungle]

aren't the switching thresholds in advanced pretty low still

[wise veldt]

For intermediate prolly

[placid jungle]

I think dot was just really fuckass annoying to grind

[proud hatch]

Nice

[wise veldt]

But precise is really easy

So is control

[placid jungle]

but I haven't pushed any other scen

[wise veldt]

Control isn’t control on intermediate

[strong coyote]

yes that was my entire point

before adv

switching is like the easiest

especially dotts

[wise veldt]

It depends on the player though

For dotts

[strong coyote]

thats why dotts was mattys final celes score

[wise veldt]

Some struggle a bunch with it

[placid jungle]

dotts was my first master score

2nd was 1w3ts I think

[atomic nebula]

yes me

[ancient osprey]

frogatgon is easiest scen

[wise veldt]

That doesnt correlate

[strong coyote]

im talking about score relativity

[ancient osprey]

frogtagon

[placid jungle]

I'm unranked in frogtagon

[ancient osprey]

how

[placid jungle]

I haven't played it since like 5mo ago

[atomic nebula]

frogtagon is easy master

[wise veldt]

Precise is the probably the easiest intermediate in terms of masters on both scenarios

[placid jungle]

I tried once and never tried again

[ancient osprey]

have you xhair in the middle and youll get master and gm

[wise veldt]

Many people are master on both precise scenarios

But not good at much else

[placid jungle]

what's even the hardest adv cat

[atomic nebula]

static

[ancient osprey]

1w3t

[wise veldt]

Static

[placid jungle]

advanced

[ancient osprey]

2

[wise veldt]

Speedts is pretty hard too

[ancient osprey]

stfu punk

[placid jungle]

my bad bro...

[strong coyote]

static will always have the most pushed score threshholds

[wise veldt]

Although Eddie is easier than dotts by a good margin

[placid jungle]

isn't that just because of the score threshold

it seems pretty low

[strong coyote]

its all score threshholds

[ancient osprey]

eddiets was kamiepups ground ❤️‍🩹

[placid jungle]

what abt the tracking subcats

I'm too slow to try aether

[strong coyote]

snaketrack is the easiest to get out of tracking

for cel

[placid jungle]

is this actually true

[strong coyote]

yes

by far

[ancient osprey]

the reactive in voltaic isnt even reactivr

[placid jungle]

or does everyone shit on snaketrack for fun

[strong coyote]

no snakeyrack is smoothness

smoothness grind is just grind

[placid jungle]

is pgt not smoothness too

[wise veldt]

Snake track has the highest number of everything I believe

[placid jungle]

just a bit of precision

[strong coyote]

it is but its more precise

and pgt is also

[wise veldt]

Well pgt is bounce

[strong coyote]

the mist common

yeah

[wise veldt]

Snake track is horizontal

[ancient osprey]

say wallahi

[placid jungle]

how diff is int ground compared to adv ground

[ancient osprey]

not

[native prawn]

yoooo dat new vod comin

[wise veldt]

I’m really enjoying making obvious statements

This is fun

[ancient osprey]

does the same thing

[wise veldt]

It’s honestly refreshing

[atomic nebula]

ye

[wise veldt]

Because people come in here and try to be contrarians

[placid jungle]

no major changes?

[wise veldt]

And it’s kinda silly

[placid jungle]

since snaketrack map changes or something

[ancient osprey]

litlle less wide bot

[placid jungle]

and aether is just faster

[atomic nebula]

smaller faster

[placid jungle]

so just reg ground pretty much

[ancient osprey]

10% faster

....

[atomic nebula]

ye

[placid jungle]

mm okay

[wise veldt]

Ground is harder on advanced than int

[ancient osprey]

if the benchmark had true reactive their would only be 4 celestials in it

[wise veldt]

Hope this helps

[placid jungle]

mind blowing information

[wise veldt]

Define true reactive

[placid jungle]

thank you for letting me know

[wise veldt]

Like raw reactive?

[proud hatch]

Hiiii hazelnut!

[ancient osprey]

true reactive reacrive in vt is disguised as reactive but it isnt

[placid jungle]

define

[wise veldt]

Everyone knows this season isn’t reactive

But what are you talking about

[placid jungle]

you're thinking real hard about this aren't you

[wise veldt]

If you put a real reactive plaza scenario this season

[placid jungle]

why does it take this long to just define reactive

[wise veldt]

There would be more celestials

Because people would actually want to play it

There are so many good ground players it’s insane

[strong coyote]

?

[ancient osprey]

define what ? you fucking punk ill dickk you down on my fucking swagger shit you lil tweaking ass jit a freaky yute like me dont define SHIT except myself . 🤞💯

[placid jungle]

isn't ground and static the most played scens

hello did you just take like 4m typing

to not even define reactive

[strong coyote]

they would never becaue aimcom is obsessed with smoothness

[wise veldt]

There are more high level ground one tricks than smoothness one tricks

[strong coyote]

com not high rank players

[ancient osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920709476724649984/1366747511905058826/caption-23.gif

[strong coyote]

like the hoardes of jades and masters players

[sage tusk]

the community doesnt have opinions man

[supple pier]

popcorn is deadass more linear than floating heads

[placid jungle]

you can't be real

[supple pier]

why do NONE of the bots move linearly

[strong coyote]

their opinions are say whatever viscose and matty are saying

[supple pier]

in linear clicking

[strong coyote]

and parrot it

[placid jungle]

no entertainment

sigh

[ancient osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-spongebob-meme-patrick-meme-dumb-patrick-gif-9974665538168463324

[strong coyote]

without understanding anything

[strong coyote]

?

wait what?

[supple pier]

this scenario is some actual shite

[strong coyote]

no its not its like the easiest clicking task

[wise veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1149575772676309014/1429311655782645900/FrqkdisWIAIv4m-.gif

[sage tusk]

and their opinion matters to you why

[granite lynx]

can someone help me with the high score bar bug

[supple pier]

wdym every bot at once does a little twinkerbell twrill

and 360

ruined my pb

die

[ancient osprey]

my opinion is that this s5 thing lacks shit to be considered the most skill defining or like popular ranking system cuz it misses 40% kf what aiming truely is.

[strong coyote]

how slow are you going

[supple pier]

s5 is horrid

lol

i still love it

[strong coyote]

which bug

[supple pier]

ngl

[supple pier]

fast enough and slow enough

my pacing is fine

just really stupid bot movement

[ancient osprey]

i love indulging in the western sludge fest called "grocery" stores

[granite lynx]

it doesnt show my current high

[placid jungle]

@sage tusk how long do you think it'll take to get delivered to my house

[placid jungle]

if estimated is departure from customs

is may 11

[sage tusk]

where is it

o

[placid jungle]

it's in china

with customs

or something

[sage tusk]

wait mines in china too

[ancient osprey]

dudeeeeee

if you ordered today

7-10day

[placid jungle]

it's been in china since March 17

[ancient osprey]

dont tweak lil jit

[sage tusk]

yea yours is cooked

[ancient osprey]

lol you aint getting shit

[sage tusk]

mine might genuinely get here before yours

[placid jungle]

bro they said 9-13 days

[wise veldt]

Yeah

It might be gone

[placid jungle]

💔 💔

[ancient osprey]

make it years pal

it aint coming

[placid jungle]

they wouldn't scam me right

[ancient osprey]

sorry to say

[ancient osprey]

those chinese fellas would burn your family for a dollar

[placid jungle]

it changed from chinese to english as well

well semi english

[placid jungle]

😨

[placid jungle]

I have been waiting for a month

and it hasn't even been shipped yet

[ancient osprey]

dude lowk it literally is genuinely never coming

dont expect anything

[placid jungle]

you're a doubter

pessimist

[ancient osprey]

always

[placid jungle]

be a joyful optimist

[slow shale]

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

BELIEVE

[placid jungle]

be a little whimsical too

[slow shale]

JYNXZI CLOSE YOUR EYES

LISTEN TO THE DROP

[supple pier]

i love missing 6 shots in a row on floating heads

im so good

[placid jungle]

okay maybe lay off the drugs

[slow shale]

OH MY GOD DANTES I FEEL SOMETHING

[ancient osprey]

where did that bring you punk you out herr praying for your check every 3rd week of the month FCK this system yo 🖕💯 we makin it on our own no bs we makin it bjg ❤️

[slow shale]

FROM THE TIP OF MY PE-

WHAT IS THIS FEELING

[sage tusk]

how does it get worse

[placid jungle]

why do I have a feeling you're one of those British roadmen

I don't like you

[ancient osprey]

? i live in the netherlands

[potent berry]

ez to fix just shock get a shock collar and shock urself everytime u miss

[ancient osprey]

british

[placid jungle]

yeah same thing

good day innit or something

[ancient osprey]

wallahi mans need chinging asap fuckin waste yute 🤣

[placid jungle]

please don't rob me original gangster

take my shillings and leave me alone good gent

I have done no wrong bruv... please let me go free without a shanking or two

[ancient osprey]

vai trabalhar o nabo

[placid jungle]

what does that mean

I feel like you called me a slur

[ancient osprey]

vai te foder 😈

[placid jungle]

❓

[fresh summit]

gg

[ancient osprey]

where ypu from

lmk

kyu.

[supple pier]

whoever added bounces to pasu

[ancient osprey]

"kyu" like kyut keeyoo lmk

[supple pier]

i hope ur existence is painful

"lets add unreadable bounces in a dynamic scenario and make it acc based"

death

[strong coyote]

just dont track the wall

[ancient osprey]

?child of the sun youre really wishing harm upon another human being over a video game meant to be enjoyed?

[native prawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1379982823770820698/1464173545071448144/tmpImage_6F6D26B6-4BF7-473C-89FE-195F318B06F4.gif

[supple pier]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-shrug-idk-iono-hands-up-gif-7122581203490458147

it's pasu

it's deserved

[fresh summit]

reflex flick on 30cm

:)

[ancient osprey]

never in my life

[unkempt fulcrum]

Tf this restaurant named bro

[potent berry]

DU MAAAAA

[ancient osprey]

generated
by
ai

canadia is lost

[unkempt fulcrum]

Is Uber Eats

I’m trying to figure out if I order ice cream tomorrow or real food

I might jus get large blizzard the chocolate frosted donut thing

[ancient osprey]

their last hope is now nothing but a mere d4 player that left its objective to persue wow leaving nothing but despair for those who needed it

[unkempt fulcrum]

Ok

[ancient osprey]

would i rather have sludge or sludge ahh question

[potent berry]

if u get ice cream u gotta get apple pie too

apple pie -> heat for 1 min -> put ice cream on top

[ancient osprey]

buy banana split

[unkempt fulcrum]

No shot

It’s a blizzard

[ancient osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-split-ice-cream-dessert-treats-summer-treats-gif-12084504

[potent berry]

ok u can still put that on applie pie

lowkey

[ancient osprey]

mcflur4y

❤️❤️❤️‍🩹

[unkempt fulcrum]

Or do. I get this

beaver tail

[ancient osprey]

i want 33mcflyrr for 81 euro plesssse7 >_<

[ancient osprey]

onky wit bananaa :3

[potent berry]

yeah bro banana + apple

[ancient osprey]

banana split :pppp

[unkempt fulcrum]

I kinda wanna try da beaver tail tho

[potent berry]

the what?

bro what are these items

[lavish kettle]

I don't think you should eat beavers

[potent berry]

oh im dumb its da pic

[unkempt fulcrum]

94% rating it

Gotta be fire

[potent berry]

u gotta get a bev too

but what bev r u gonna get with this

[clear shuttle]

hit master, now i can go to bed

spent all week working on tracking

i wanna end it all now

[unkempt fulcrum]

Mayb bubble tea

The store only got like lemonade slushy

[supple pier]

oh lordy

where'd it go

[unkempt fulcrum]

Dominick chart

It’s over

[potent berry]

bubble tea but less sweet(50% sweet if possible)

[unkempt fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/meowtakeover-gif-3035595479670349954

[placid jungle]

canada

[supple pier]

slowly getting it back

[unkempt fulcrum]

I can’t even tell if something is sweet

My mom will be like wow that is so sweet

[placid jungle]

people have different taste buds

[unkempt fulcrum]

And I’m like 🤔

[placid jungle]

there are super tasters and non tasters

(actual thing)

[polar pivot]

Food is food

[unkempt fulcrum]

I am super taster

[polar pivot]

Ez

[placid jungle]

you're a super noob

I hate you

[unkempt fulcrum]

super taster and I can still eat dark chocolate

[placid jungle]

dark chocolate tastes good

[polar pivot]

Dark chocolate peak

Im at the point that I dont care much how the food taste

As long as its not objectively awful

[placid jungle]

I eat anything

I eat just for nutrition

[unkempt fulcrum]

My nose tho I can smell crazy good

I’m like a dawg

bad thing tho if someone smells awful gg

[polar pivot]

Pocari best drink oat

[placid jungle]

what's that

[peak estuary]

they are good.

[unkempt fulcrum]

Do u have this avalanche thing where u live

[peak estuary]

no

or maybe

its been a minute

[unkempt fulcrum]

cream cheese + skor + caramel on da beaver tail

[polar pivot]

Drink

Electrolyte

[placid jungle]

oh

[peak estuary]

im really basic and just get cinnamon and sugar

[placid jungle]

never had an energy drink before

[slow shale]

its like that one animal

[unkempt fulcrum]

I’ll see tomorrow what I order

[polar pivot]

Its not energy drink

More like recovery drink?

[slow shale]

the one where it has insane sense of smell

[polar pivot]

Idk depends

[placid jungle]

🤔

[potent berry]

really?

[unkempt fulcrum]

ya I’m an animal

[placid jungle]

well haven't had those either

[polar pivot]

Hydrates you alot

[placid jungle]

only had like

[slow shale]

technically we all are

[native prawn]

same

[placid jungle]

fanta, cola, pepsi

[unkempt fulcrum]

I have also never had an energy drink

[placid jungle]

I only drink water and tea

[peak estuary]

missing out

[unkempt fulcrum]

Slurpees however

[peak estuary]

yummy battery acid

[unkempt fulcrum]

those give more energy

and then u crash after

[potent berry]

do u fw ito en

?

[placid jungle]

what

[potent berry]

the tea brand

ito en

#larp alert

oml

[placid jungle]

no idk what that is

I drink barley tea

[polar pivot]

Idk that too😭

[potent berry]

WASS

u guys haven't seen these in stores

[unkempt fulcrum]

Bro no one drinking dot

[placid jungle]

no?

[potent berry]

or is it an NA thing

[polar pivot]

All I know is the tea the queen drinks

[potent berry]

I saw it in japan

too

[unkempt fulcrum]

I only know that green tea

[placid jungle]

you can make your own tea leaves

[unkempt fulcrum]

Eucalyptus

thing

[polar pivot]

Kimchi is so peak

[placid jungle]

or well you can just brew barley grain

to make barley tea

[polar pivot]

Im eating rn

[unkempt fulcrum]

What time is it for u

[polar pivot]

Anyone here eats kimchi as is

[polar pivot]

2:51pm

Im asian

[unkempt fulcrum]

Holy

[polar pivot]

U murican

[unkempt fulcrum]

bro in future

[placid jungle]

east asia

[polar pivot]

Go to sleep

[unkempt fulcrum]

Nope I’m Canadian

[placid jungle]

you're 12h ahead of me

[unkempt fulcrum]

😊😊

[polar pivot]

Bruh

[unkempt fulcrum]

dawg like 24hr ahead of me

[polar pivot]

East?

[placid jungle]

tf do you mean 24h

we are both canadian

it's 2:51am

[unkempt fulcrum]

jade bro

it’s 12:52 am

[placid jungle]

2:51pm is 12

oh

[polar pivot]

U west then

[unkempt fulcrum]

Ye

[placid jungle]

that's 14h though

not 24h

[unkempt fulcrum]

I’m mountain time

[polar pivot]

Where tf is that

Bc?

[unkempt fulcrum]

Alberta

[placid jungle]

you're one of them

[unkempt fulcrum]

😁

[polar pivot]

U in the middle lol

[unkempt fulcrum]

Yes

[polar pivot]

Living in the middle of nowhere

[unkempt fulcrum]

The province who tryna separate ggs

[polar pivot]

I cant name any city there

Edmonton?

[placid jungle]

quebec city

[polar pivot]

Thats bc i think

Wass

Edmonton is in alberta?

Dafuq

[placid jungle]

oh

is it

[unkempt fulcrum]

Yes bro

Calgary

[polar pivot]

Whats in bc then

[unkempt fulcrum]

Vancouver

Pei

[placid jungle]

I've only been to quebec and northwest territories

[unkempt fulcrum]

Other stuff

Why u go to Northwest Territories

[placid jungle]

yellowknife

northern lights

[unkempt fulcrum]

U mess with the inuit?

😎

[placid jungle]

idk I don't remember much

[gloomy flume]

Holy canada chat

[placid jungle]

I fell asleep in the snow

[polar pivot]

U canadian?

[unkempt fulcrum]

Yellowknife is cold

[gloomy flume]

Fent addicts

[unkempt fulcrum]

🥶

[gloomy flume]

Yes

[placid jungle]

I miss winter

[unkempt fulcrum]

?

[polar pivot]

I know one

[placid jungle]

I like the scenery

[unkempt fulcrum]

no bro we got world record snow

Hate winter

[gloomy flume]

Pretty brutal shit

[placid jungle]

I like it

[unkempt fulcrum]

driveway snow was taller than me

LMAO

[gloomy flume]

Where in canada u at

blakey

[unkempt fulcrum]

Alberta

[gloomy flume]

Explains everything

[polar pivot]

Bruh what

[unkempt fulcrum]

🤔

[gloomy flume]

I mean the snow

[unkempt fulcrum]

oh

😊

[polar pivot]

Pinged the wrong one

[unkempt fulcrum]

Yeah we need to get nuked

Next winter snow gonna be too much

[polar pivot]

Bruh I thought damien got unbanned

[unkempt fulcrum]

Raises every year now cus

Weather sucks

[prime palm]

I hate having to work

[unkempt fulcrum]

global warming

[unkempt fulcrum]

Me tmrw but ima be tired af

Today*

[prime palm]

Winter is warmer every year in my country

[unkempt fulcrum]

Lucky

We get more snow every year

and colder

[prime palm]

But summer too

[unkempt fulcrum]

summer hot here

winter is jus a slog

[prime palm]

Summer is 40°C + in my country

[unkempt fulcrum]

same

But not everyday

[prime palm]

Thinking about future makes me depressed

[unkempt fulcrum]

Yep don’t die from heat

U got ac?

[prime palm]

Of course

Not livable without it

[unkempt fulcrum]

🤣

hose down if no ac

meta

[blazing torrent]

finally plat complete 😭

[unkempt fulcrum]

In summer if it’s hot out we just hose down our dogs

[prime palm]

Used to spray myself with water and having a fan blowing into me

[unkempt fulcrum]

My room like 45 c

At that point

[prime palm]

Statik

[unkempt fulcrum]

sun shines on my side

[blazing torrent]

yes

[unkempt fulcrum]

It is so cooked

[blazing torrent]

i thought my 1w3ts was broken

but i just had "dont submit scores for this scenario" checked

and apparently you can only uncheck it if you search for it from online scenarios

and i was just doing it from local

that was the main reason i never touched static

but its finally time to grind it

jade complete soon 🙏

[next copper]

[rotund perch]

miffy says herro evrryone

[floral spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1426252091382304800/1479119764663042218/attachment.gif

[coarse belfry]

wtf u got a chicken

[floral spindle]

I am the chicken

[astral shard]

Huh

Almost level 5

[prime palm]

Meow

I took a picture of this birb yesterday

[coarse belfry]

penguin

[rotund perch]

he looks cold ):

[prime palm]

It's hot outside

[fresh summit]

birb

[rotund perch]

but he look wet HAHA

[gloomy flume]

https://tenor.com/view/israel-inform-israel-netanyahu-massad-jew-gif-9947234419888681674

[prime palm]

No?

I wanted to pet him but he was probably frightened

[coarse belfry]

kinda does cus hes shiny and a bit greyish